User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Deal Me Out

Lincoln and Clyde were at the mall, and I should mention,

They were buying tickets for an Ace Savvy convention.

They found two of their classmates, who said, "We outgrew,

Ace Savvy when we were seven. So what's with you two?".

"Well, we are the oldest kids here," mentioned Linc,

"And we outgrew our costumes and the ride. Do you think,

We really are too old and must stop it at last?",

And Clyde said, "My shrink said, 'Don't live in the past.'"

So they went off to find a new hobby to get,

Disappointed because Ace Savvy was how those two met.

(On Halloween night, six years ago,

Clyde had a nosebleed and Lincoln helped him. And you should know,

That he was dressed as Ace Savvy and used his cape to,

Mop up the blood. It was the least he could do.)

They tried skateboarding, but both boys fell down.

The fish they caught keeled the boat, making them frown.

They tried to fix Vanzilla but it didn't work out.

They thought, "Let's sell our Ace Savvy stuff despite all our doubt."

They went to Flip's who was doing a strange game,

Of changing his business and changing his name.

They sold their stuff and their mood was dark,

So to cheer themselves up, the boys went to the park.

Then Clyde saw a kid with an Ace Savvy toy,

Which proved to be tempting for the young boy.

He lied, claiming he needed to put aftershave on,

And they played together and Clyde's bad mood was gone.

Lincoln saw a kid watching Ace Savvy online.

He said, "Can I join?" and the other boy said "Fine".

When they came back, Linc lied about why he was away,

And Clyde told a lie about what made him delay.

They were looking at mufflers on display at the mall.

Linc saw the comic store through the glass wall.

He said, "There's a bug in my mouth, so I'm off!",

And he went to the store while pretending to cough.

Clyde took a selfie with a man dressed as Ace.

He lied that he'd also swallowed a bug to save face.

They remembered playing Ace Savvy years in the past,

Sometimes solving small mysteries and having a blast.

Then both of them said to the other, "I must admit,

I love Ace Savvy. Who cares if they think we're too old for it?!".

They traded with a muffler to get their stuff back from Flip,

Then saw teens at the convention and expected a mean quip,

But it turned out that they were Ace Savvy fans too,

Because you're never too old to like what you do.