Thread:YoshiRocker13/@comment-24200891-20161110223024/@comment-24200891-20161126064258

I am glad you ask me to help you co-write it. I write my graduation party trio but I can find time to help you. How about this dialogue.

Lincoln: Are you ready, Clyde?

Clyde: I wear elegant suit, my hair is elegant, I used an expensive colonge and I have Lori's favorite flowers. Yes, I am.

Lincoln: Remember to think about Clawopatra when you think you start "going cyborg".

Clyde: Yes, wish me goodluck.

Lincoln: [to the audience] For years my friend tries to get Lori's heart,  I know  it's not possible but I support him anyway so he would't feel bad.

Clyde: [to Lori] Good day, my sweatheart. Can we...

Lori: [furious] No! 1000 times no! Have you not figured it out yet? You will never ever be my boyfriend. I date Bobby, who is an exact opposite of you, he's tall, selfless, handsome, he's educated and employed. You're just an annoying 4-eyes, more annoying than a fly. Even if I were free I would never date with you! Even if you were the last man in the universe! If you don't get it then listen to this! GET LOST AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME!

Clyde: [devastated and heartbroken] Waah! No, Lori, why do you hate me!

Lori: I just told you and now leave and stop watering my room! [ she kicks Clyde out of her room]

Lincoln: How did it go?

Clyde: [angry] Don't you see? I failed again! She gave me the coldest confession I've ever heard.

Lincoln: I didn't expect this after her.

Clyde: Be honest with me, you didn't believe this can work. I was lying to myself whole time. I'll never be boyfirend of your most attractive sister. I am no match for Bobby and never was.

Lincoln: I'm sorry. I supported you even knowing it wouldn't work because you're my friend.

Clyde: Friend?! Friends don't lie each other! You could have told me you don't believe I could be Lori's boyfriend.

Lincoln: I told you several times when your friendship was still young. I tried to open your eyes but it never worked so I gave up.

Clyde: I just lost sense of my life. My love interest gave me brutal honesty and my best and only friend just confessed how false he is with me!

Lincoln: I didn't...

Clyde: Stop! I don't want to talk with you for some time.

Lincoln: Clyde, I'm sorry I didn't want to hurt you. [ to the audience] Probably I've lost my friend.

Clyde leave the Loud House and when he's nearly halfway to his house he meets Lynn.

Clyde: Hello, Lynn. What's up?

Lynn: Hi, Clyde. Today's match was so exhausting I'm can't carry my bag.

Clyde: I can help you.

Lynn smiled and came to door of her house, Clyde brought Lynn's heavy bag. He was sweaty and tired.

Lynn: I never knew you're so strong.

Clyde: That was nothing. [ he loses balance and falls on Lynn]

Lynn: [blushing] Clyde, you must be more careful.

Clyde: [blushing] Yeah, you look so preety when I look at you so close.

How do you find it? I could even make you a picture of CLyde and Lynn on date.