Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170429225606/@comment-30953185-20170430003403

(No, we can't have dessert. That won't make Lincoln want to go back. Let me take care of it.)

LINCOLN:  [calmly] "Uh, Mother...I believe you forgot something. Dessert?" RITA: "Oh, that's just for the younger kids." LINCOLN:  [exasperated] "Ugh. Seriously?!" [his older sisters stare at him] "I mean, uh, seriously, who needs the extra calories?" LYNN SR.: "That's right, son. Say, how does it feel sitting at the ol' grownup table, huh?" LINCOLN:  [disappointed] "It's everything I dreamed it would be."