User blog:007Jamesdean/Revenge of a Parasite

It starts at the infamous Ross Ice Shelf Prison.

French Narrator: (French Accent) Ross Ice Shelf Supermax Prison. Home of the worst of the worst. And currently of that cursed parasitic maniacal miscreant Sheldon J. Plankton, otherwise known as Number 000666.

Plankton: Oh this STINKS! (Becomes stupid and reverts back) BLAST THIS CURSE! I can't think of anything because of it! I hate that accursed Spongebob. That stupid kid ruined everything! He, Lily, that stupid Starfish, Krabs, that stupid Rodent ruined everything! And (Crying) even my own computer wife Karen betrayed me! (Crying) Why Karen? WHY!?

Guard: All inmates to A Level.

The cell doors opened and the inmates came out.

The guard tapped on the wall.

Guard: Come on 000666 lets move it!

Plankton: Yeah yeah! Keep your shirt on!

But Plankton got an unexpected surprise. Lily was there.

Lily: Hello Plankton.

Plankton: Lily!? What in the seashell are you doing here?

Lily: Mr. Squarepants arranged for me to work here on weekends. He wants me to watch you very closely.

Plankton: Hey doesn't this (Becomes stupid and reverts back) Blast this curse!

Lily: Looks like my curse is working wonders but your mind is stronger than what I thought.

Plankton: It is.

Lily was tasked to keep a strong watch on Plankton to make sure he doesn't do anything funny.

While Lily is at work at the Krusty Krab 2 she send sends a Shadow Clone to the Ross Ice Shelf Prison to keep an eye on Plankton.

Lily was frying up some Krabby Patties when she heard a voice come into the restaurant.

Mermaidman: Through the double doors! Away!

It was the famous elderly Superhero Team Mermaidman and his sidekick Barnacle Boy.

Lily: Wow! Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy!

Lily made a Shadow Clone to work the grill and she went out to meet them.

Lily: Mermaidman it's awesome to meet you.

Mermaidman: Lily Loud. Great to see you lass.

Barnacle Boy: Same here. Do you work here now?

Lily: I sure do. Mr. Squarepants hired me after we defeated Plankton and saved Bikini Bottom from his reign of terror.

Mermaidman: That's a big achievement.

Lily, Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy are having lunch.

Lily: Mermaid Man, have you ever met Aquaman once?

Mermaid Man: Of course I did.

Barnacle Boy: He's a really great guy. One time, we helped him take down Black Manta.

Lily: Wow! That's amazing!

Back at the Ross Ice Shelf Prison things were not looking good! PLANKTON HAD BROKEN OUT OF PRISON!

The sirens sounded and they were trying to find him and guards and worms and penguins were trying to find him. Lily's Shadow Clone saw him heading north towards Bikini Bottom.

Lily's Shadow Clone: Oh no! This is terrible!

She dispelled and the real Lily got the memories of the clone.

Lily: (Gasp) Oh no!

Spongebob: What's wrong Lily?

Lily: It's Plankton, Mr. Squarepants. He just escaped from prison and is heading towards Bikini Bottom!

Spongebob: What!? Why is he heading to Bikini Bottom and I thought he was cursed to be like Patrick!

Lily: His mind and intellect must be really strong.

On the TV was the news.

Realistic Fish Head Reporter: FLASH! Sheldon J. Plankton, Convicted criminal known for terrorizing Bikini Bottom by enslaving it and known for stealing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula has just escaped from the Ross Ice Shelf Maximum Security Prison and it is believed that he's heading for Bikini Bottom to get revenge.

Lily: Tell me something I don't know.

Realistic Fish Head Reporter: Authorities believe that he's trying to finish what he started. We'll keep you posted with more info.

Suddenly the whole city of Bikini Bottom was in panic.

Lily: We have to stop Plankton.

Karen: This is gonna be interesting.

Lily: Mermaidman, Barnacle Boy, would you two like to help us?

Mermaidman: We would be honored.

Lily: Cool. Mr. Squarepants we better tell Mr. Krabs.

Spongebob: You read my mind Lily.

They went to the Krusty Krab right next door and went in.

Lily: Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: What's wrong lass?

Spongebob: We're in big trouble Mr. Krabs!

Lily: Plankton busted out of prison and is coming to finish what he started!

Mr. Krabs: (Gasp) WHY THAT LITTLE MANIACAL MALIGNERENT ONE-EYED MENACE TO ALL THINGS!

Karen: We need to be ready for him.

Pearl: I what to help out too.

Sandy: (Southern Accent) Me too.

They got ready for battle.

The Krusty Krab was ready for him. Suddenly a giant jar of tartar sauce fell from the sky and splattered all over the place.

Lily: (Slurps the sauce off her face) Tartar sauce?

Plankton: Bullseye! [laughs evilly] 

They saw Plankton flying a plane.  

SpongeBob: Plankton!

Mr. Krabs: [angry] So it's a food fight he wants, eh?

Plankton: [as he approaches the Krusty Krab] Welcome to Air Plankton! Please put your seat backs and tray tables up as we're now approaching our final destination.

Lily: Bring it on Plankton!

''[scene cuts to show SpongeBob and Patrick on the Krusty Krab roof wearing army clothes and having a weapon ready to fire. It was an anti-aircraft gun. Lily came up to the roof and she had an onion rifle.]''

SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick. Load the potatoes!

Patrick: [gets plates of two different potatoes] Mashed or scalloped, sir?

SpongeBob: No, Patrick. Raw.

Patrick: Sir, yes, sir! [throws the plates away and dumps raw potatoes from a bag into the weapon] Locked and loading!

[scene cuts to show Mr. Krabs looking at the formula in the safe]

Mr. Krabs: Don't worry, little formula. You'll be safe in this...safe. [closes the safe door and yells through a microphone] Fire!

[scene cuts to SpongeBob's weapon firing the potatoes towards Plankton's plane]

Lily fired onions at the plane.

Plankton: Onions and Potatoes?! [dodges the onions and  potatoes side-to-side]

SpongeBob: He's closing in!

Patrick: [while looking at the binoculars upside down] I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

Lily: You're holding the Binoculars the wrong way!

[SpongeBob turns the binoculars the other way] Huh? [screams] He's right on top of us!

[scene cuts to the potatoes getting chopped into fries before flying down towards Sandals]

Sandals: Hey, it's raining fries!

Plankton: It's gonna take a lot more than onions and potatoes to bring this baby down! [more potatoes cover Plankton's plane before destroying it] Or maybe not. (Becomes stupid and reverts back) Stupid curse!

[scene cuts to show customers inside the Krusty Krab looking at the explosion from the plane before cheering, then it changes to SpongeBob and Patrick cheering as well]

Lily: Serves you right Plankton!

Patrick: Whoo!

SpongeBob: Wait a minute, Patrick. Look! He's got a tank!

[as the tank lands from a parachute, Plankton puts a pickle inside a shooter before heading to the controls]

Plankton: Well fools, you're certainly in a pickle now!

[the tank perfectly aims toward SpongeBob, Lily and Patrick before they gasp and, in slow-motion, jumping out of the way just in time]

Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles! [chuckles] Now, it's raining... [the tank lands on Sandals; muffled] ...tanks.

Plankton: You're welcome. [the tank drives away]

Patrick: Finland.

Lily landed unscathed.

[scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick getting up and noticing pickles coming toward them before SpongeBob dials a telephone]

SpongeBob: Your order, sir.

Mr. Krabs: Extra ketchup, extra mustard, XXXXXtra Hot Hot Sauce, Extra Horseradish, Extra Barbecue, Extra Nacho Cheese, HOLD THE MAYO!!

SpongeBob: Yes, sir! [holds a big ketchup bottle followed by small ketchup and mustard bottles] Extra ketchup, extra mustard.

Patrick: [holds a giant mayonnaise jar while grunting] Hold the mayo!

Lily: [Has a squirt bottle machine gun full of nuclear hot hot sauce] XXXXXtra Hot Hot Sauce!

Karen: [Has a bazooka that had jars of Wasabi Horseradish and Regular Horseradish] Extra Horseradish!

Pearl: [Has a Cannon filled with Barbecue Sauce] Extra Barbecue Sauce!

Sandy: [Has a missile launcher filled with Nacho Cheese Sauce] Extra Nacho Cheese!

Mr. Krabs: Unleash the condiments.

SpongeBob: With relish.

[They all scream while squirting the condiments repeatedly toward the tank before they run out, making farting noises]

Spongebob: Excuse me! [They all laugh before they get another set of condiments and do the same as before]

Lily fired hot sauce into the tank and it burned the barrel off.

Sandy fired Nacho Cheese Missles and it blocked Planktons sight.

[scene cuts to show more destruction from SpongeBob and Plankton before Patrick starts getting tired]

Patrick: [gasps for breath]I can't hold the mayo any longer! [throws the jar right towards the tank]

Lily: Yes!

SpongeBob: Now what? [the tank reassembles itself into a giant robot before Plankton laughs evilly]

Lily: I got this!

Lily then snapped her fingers and she became as tall as the robot.

Spongebob: Whoa!

Patrick: All right Lily!

Sandy: Howdy!

Mr. Krabs: That's me girl!

Lily walked up to the robot and delivered a powerful punch to the eye and destroyed it in an instant. Shattering it into a thousand pieces. She shrunk back to her normal size and grabbed Plankton and put him in a jar and welded the lid shut.

Spongebob and team cheered for her.

Spongebob: Way to go Lily!

Lily: Thank you Mr. Squarepants.

?: Lets see you deal with us too!

They saw the archenemies of Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy, Man Ray and The Dirty Bubble!

Spongebob: Holy Krabby Patties! It's Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy's archenemies! Man Ray and The Dirty Bubble!

Mr. Krabs: What are they doing here!?

Plankton: Isn't it obvious fools! We teamed up! (Becomes stupid and reverts back) Stupid Curse!

Man Ray: He paid us good money too.

Dirty Bubble: So get ready fools! You're about to be destroyed!

Mermaidman: We'll see about that!

Lily: Let me take care of the Dirty Bubble.

Spongebob: And I'll help take care of Man Ray!

Spongebob had a Tartar Sauce blaster ready to fire.

Dirty Bubble: So you think you can stop me girl!?

Lily: I don't think Dirty Bubble. I know!

Lily pulled out a really sharp nail and it made the Dirty Bubble quivered in fear as she walked up to him.

Dirty Bubble: Oh no! The point! Not that! Watch the point! Dah!

POP!

He popped and turned to liquid and Lily put him in a test tube. She put a cork on it.

Dirty Bubble: Curses! Foiled again.

Lily: You'll be in prison for a long time Dirty Bubble.

Spongebob fired a blast of tartar sauce at Man Ray and froze him like before in a prison of Frozen Tartar Sauce.

Lily: You're going to prison for good Man Ray.

Mermaidman: That's right! This is your last night on the streets.

The Citizens of Bikini Bottom came and they cheered wildly for them and carried them in a mesh net. Man Ray was placed in the Moon Prison in the freezer and the Dirty Bubble was placed in a safe in the Ross Ice Shelf Prison. Plankton was placed in a much worse prison. He was launched into space in a SPUTNIK 1 Shape Satellite and was forever banished into the infinitely vast and endless void of space. He'll forever be drifting until the end of time or he hits something.

Plankton: (Voice Echoing) You'll pay for this Lily! I will be back and you all will kneel before me! (Yells as he goes further into Space) ALL HAIL PLANKTON! ALLLL!!!!! HAAAILLLL!!!!!!! PLLAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Becomes Stupid and reverts back) STUPID CURSE!

Sheesh buddy get a life!

Later that night Lily came home from work.

She came through the portal in her room and she was dripping wet and she hung up her hat.

Lily: Ahh. Another great day at work.

She went into the bathroom and took a shower to get the Salt Water off and headed downstairs for dinner.

Lily: Hey guys I'm home.

Lynn Sr.: Hey sweetheart. How was work?

Lily: It was another awesome day.

Lori: Tell us how it went.

Lily: Okay.

Lily revealed to everyone what went down and we gasped.

Me: Wow! Lily that was amazing!

Lincoln: Yeah sis you saved Bikini Bottom again!

Lily: We all did big bro.

Luna: Dude that was amazing. I'm glad that plankton is now in space and not here on Earth.

Laney: I agree Luna. He got what was coming to him.

Lily: You said it big sis.

Circe: I'm glad he got what was coming to him.

Cricket: You said it.

Varie: We've now officially seen the last of Plankton The Terrible.

Lily: We sure have.

THE END

Another Fanfiction complete.

NicoChan11 gave me the idea for this as well as the lines for it. Thanks man. I got the ideas for this by mixing various episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants together. I used elements from Jailbreak, The Spongebob Movie: The Sponge Out of Water, Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy II & III. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.