User blog:The Smarter, Wiser King Dedede/Song Parody (ft. Flip) - I've Got a Little List

My first parody of a Family Guy song involving Loud House characters (and other Nickelodeon characters as well). I hope you enjoy, and if you like any of the shows or characters I mention in the song, I fully respect your opinion, it's just the way the song is written.

In this scenario, Flip has just recently taken over the Nicktoons world and implementing unfair rules as new ruler.

FLIP: Now, I have no doubt that perhaps there may exist some mild discontent amongst some of you about the recent changes I have implemented. Lest you be considering any sort of uprising, I should warn you I am quite prepared to make an example of any undesirable elements. And don't think I don't know who you are!

♪As someday it may happen that a victim must be found I've got a little list, I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground And who never would be missed, who never would be missed

There's Clyde McBride, with a weird crush who's talking like he's packed Ronnie Anne Santiago, who doesn't get the jokes in “Caddyshack” Lynn Sr. Loud, who jaywalks across every single curve And the Breadwinners, for infuriatingly getting on my nerves And Lisa Loud the ineffective crazy scientist They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed♪

CHORUS: ♪He's got them on the list He's got them on the list And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed♪

♪There's Rusty, behind the news reporter waving like a fool And ungrateful Maggie, I've got her on the list And Lily Loud smiling warmly while she's peeing in the pool She never would be missed, she never would be missed

There's Peter, who comes to school looking really really fat And every bleeding member of the cast of “Sam & Cat” And while we're on the subject, Nickelodeon better give a reason For flanderizing Leni Loud in this show's second season Chandler, who when you shake his hand, just punches you with his fist I don't think they'd be missed. I'm sure they'd not be missed♪

CHORUS: ♪He's got them on the list He's got them on the list And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed♪

♪There's Fanboy and Chum Chum sitting beside you farting on the plane And Luna's roadie Chunk. I've got him on the list And the dummy on Halloween who says, "It's the trip-toe-fane!" (tryptophan) He never would be missed, he never would be missed There's Lori Loud who tells you with a voice just like in a nightmare "You know, there should be sitcom based around me and Boo-Boo Bear!" The guy who looked up Loud House memes in 2024 And won't admit the dang thing isn't relevant anymore And anyone, and every one, who's ever...made me DISSED!♪

♪Made me dissed! Made me dissed! Made me really really dissed!♪

♪I've got them on the list May none of them...be...missed!♪

♪He's got them on the list! He's got them on the list! And they'd none of them be missed!♪

♪They'd none...of...them...be...missed!♪ (NONE OF THEM BE MISSED.)♪