User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Making the Case

Linc said, "Everyone's won a trophy but me.

I'm no good at running or karate, you see,

And I lost a pageant to a prissy young girl,

But I have some news that has me in a whirl:

There's going to be a video contest,

And I'll win a trophy if I am the best."

Lincoln and Clyde made a video about,

Breath mints and soda, though Clyde had some doubt.

Everyone voted for Hamster Cam instead.

"Go to Luan's site!", a commenter said.

Her site was popular, so they went to Luan.

She said, "Comedy's popular- follow this plan:

Have the camera on all the time and maybe you'll find,

A scenario of the humourous kind."

She laughed when she saw Clyde picking his nose.

"No!", he said, "I don't want to be one of those,

Boys who, to laugh at them, is a tradition!"

Luan said, "I wouldn't post it without your permission."

Lincoln and Clyde went out in the yard,

But finding something funny was proving quite hard.

Then the boys saw Lynn Jr. make a mistake:

She was walking backwards and stepped on a rake.

That wasn't the end of the trouble for Lynn:

She bounced off a tramp to the pool and fell in.

"We need to get more funny moments like this!".

They filmed Luna's pants tearing and Lucy's kiss,

With her bust of Edwin and young Lori's fart,

And Lola Loud snoring to enhance their art.

They filmed Lana getting gum out of the trash,

Another fart from Lori and Lisa and Leni's crash.

They finally filmed Lori fart for a third time,

And they went to the school for the next part of our rhyme.

The kids thought the video was quite a hoot,

With the sculpture, the soda, the trash, and the toot.

They said, "If your sisters found out, they'd be mad!",

Which made young Lincoln feel pretty bad.

"I'll delete it after the contest is done,"

But he was already glared at by everyone.

He tried to apologise but still they did glare.

So he thought, "I know: I'm going to share,

Footage of me acting the fool,

And hopefully, now, this situation will be cool."

He lost the contest, which made the boy sad,

But when he got home, all his sisters were glad.

They gave him a trophy of their very own.

Lincoln was glad to be in the trophy zone.