User blog:Wolverine-Man/Fanfiction - Loud Amuck

Loud Amuck is Wolverine-Man's second fanfiction.

Synopsis: Today is going to be a day of pure pandemonium and carnage as the Loud kids recieve the torture poor Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck had to endure decades ago.

The darkness of the night had began to fade and the moon disappeared and the sun began to take it's counterparts place, signifying that another day had started and that it was time for everyone to get out of their beds and enjoy their free time before night came back and they had to sleep again.

''Lincoln was the first of the Loud residence to awaken. His eyes slowly opened as he stared up at his bedroom ceiling. He was just about to get out of bed when his head suddenly lowered seemingly against his will. Not only that, but his pillow was now solid instead of soft.''

Lincoln: What the--?

''Before he could process this, he heard a scratching sound against one of the bedroom walls. Then he heard another sound.''

SSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

KA-BOOM!

''The loud explosion served as the alarm clock for the rest of the family. They all jumped with startled yelps, their hearts racing in their chests. Lincoln's sisters and parents all raced to his room, since the explosion came from there.''

Everyone: What happened?! (Gasp)

''The bed was completely destroyed and parts of the room were decorated pitch black with soot. The same applied to Lincoln, and his white hair was burned off of his scalp, not a single hair intact. He was completely bald now, not to mention angry.''

Lincoln: My pillow was suddenly replaced with a dynamite and this happened! This better not be your fault, Luan!

''Everyone turned to glare at the prankster of their family. ''

Luan: What?! I didn't have anything to this! Honest! I'd never put dynamite in a bed!

Lori: Are we all forgetting the fact that Lincoln is literally bald?

The sisters started laughing at their bald brother, making him even more angry than he already was, indicated by a snarl.

Lincoln: Make fun of me later! We gotta buy a new bed!

Lynn Sr.:: We don't have the money to buy a new bed! You're just gonna have to sleep in one of your sister's beds tonight, Lincoln.

''Just then, a paintbrush appeared and painted a tall mountain of dollars, shocking everybody. ''

Lynn Sr.: Uh, n-never mind! We can now buy a bed for you, Lincoln!

Everyone: YAY!

Lincoln: But what about my hair?

''Then the paintbrush appeared again and painted Rapunzel's hair on Lincoln's head, causing the sisters to burst out laughing. Once Lincoln felt his hair, he growled with pure irritation. 'The paintbrush quickly restored Lincoln's hair, and the sister's laughter calmed.''

Lynn Sr.: Now let's buy that new bed.

''The family raced outside and climbed into their vehicle, Vanzilla, and drove off. They stopped at a furniture store. Once they entered, they searched for a good bed. Eventually, they found one and gave the money to the woman at the counter. She looked at the money and then back to the family.''

Woman: This is fake money.

Louds: WHAT?!

''It had dawned on them that they had been pranked by that paintbrush. Suddenly, an eraser appeared and rubbed the whole scenery, then drew a prison cell and put the Loud family in it. Lori gasped.''

Lori: That paintbrush literally put us in prison!

Lana: How are we gonna get out?!

''Then the paintbrush appeared and painted a brown door behind them, and whacked them on their backs to get their attention. It disappeared as the family turned to see the door.''

Lynn: That could be a way out! Yes!

''As Lynn eagerly opened the door, the paintbrush painted another door and the family exited whatever was behind that door, but their joy turned to shock once they saw their surroundings. It was...''

Everybody: THE SAHARA DESERT?!

''Indeed, they had found themselves in the third largest desert on Earth. And to add insult to the already fatal injury, they turned to their left and screamed as a huge sandstorm blew toward them. When the sandstorm disappeared, the tallest members of the family were buried to their scalps while the shortest members of the family were straight up buried under the sand. The paintbrush them painted a large brown camel, which approached Lynn Sr.'s hair. It sniffed the blonde hair curiously, then bit on it and pulled it upward, dragging Lynn Sr.'s head out of the sand. ''

Lynn Sr.: OwowowowowOW!

''Things only got worse for him as the camel spat out his hair. The camel's saliva landed right on his head, causing him to flinch in revoltion. As the camel walked away, Lynn Sr. and Rita pulled themselves out of the sand and helped Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan out of the side. Working together, they were able to dug out the rest of the family.''

Rita: Is everyone OK?

Lincoln, Lola, Lana, Lynn, Lisa and Lily: Yeah.

Lisa: But it will not easy getting out of here.

The eraser from before then had the mercy to erase the desert, leaving the family in a pure blank background.

Lisa: Never mind.

Lynn: But how are we gonna get back home?

Rita: Don't worry, kids. I'm sure that paintbrush and that rubber might help.

''Just then, the paintbrush painted their house behind them. They turned with a gasp, then cheered. Then they heard tires screeching, causing them to realize that the paintbrush had put them ''on the road! ''The family screamed as they ran to the house quickly. They let out sighs of relief as Lynn Sr. was about to open the front door, when the house fell down.''

Louds: What the?

''That paintbrush had painted a fake wooden replica of their house. Once the family realized that, they were pissed off now.''

Lori: That paintbrush has literally gone too far this time! First, it puts dnyamite in Lincoln's bed, then it tricks us into trying a replacement bed with fake money, it puts us in the Sahara Desert where a sandstorm buries us, it almost gets us get KILLED by a car and then it paints a fake version of our house! We're not gonna put up with this torture for any longer! We are going to do something--

''In the middle of her speech, the eraser rubbed out her mouth, rendering her completely silent. She glared dead at the viewer with eyes of rage before pointing to her non-existant mouth. The paintbrush then painted a squid's beak instead, causing the family to laugh. Once Lori realized this, she screamed and then got even more pissed.''

Lori: That is a squid's beak, it belongs on a squid, you big idiot!

''The eraser rubbed her out and then the paintbrush drew a purple squid with blue dots in Lori's place. Leni screamed.''

Leni: (To the viewer) Where's Lori, you sadistic animator?!

Lori: That animator literally drew me as a squid, Leni!

Leni: Oh.

Lori: (To the viewer) Look, you little troublemaker. My contract clearly states that I am always to be drawn as a human girl, so you better fix me up properly, or I will turn your paintbrush, your eraser and yourself into PRETZELS!

The eraser rubbed Lori out and draws her as a 9-year old girl slighter shorter than Lincoln with a pink dress similar to Lola's, causing everyone to laugh harder.

Lori: What? (Realizes what's happened) '''AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! '''(To the viewer) Hm! Keep drawing me like this and both of us will feel the consequences.

Lori was then redrawn as her normal self, much to her satisfaction.

Lola: Wow! You gotta admit, that was funny!

Luna: Totally!

???: Stop right there!

The family turned to see that the police had arrived.

Policeman: We'll give you ten seconds to get into the car or we will fire!

''Thankfully, the paintbrush erased the Louds, leaving the policemen with expressions that just screamed "WTF?". The Louds were then redrawn in a sewer.''

Lana: Aw, cool!

Lola: Aw, sick!

Lincoln: At least we're safe from the police.

''But the Louds weren't safe from the mischievious paintbrush. They all heard this noise which echoed throughout the sewer: ''https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6KJe7XAgzg

Leni: Whoa! Uh, excuse me.

Lori: I don't think that was you.

''The belch-like sound came again as two pairs of eyes appeared in the blackness. Two figures then stepped toward the Louds. The paintbrush had drawn two alligators in front of them. The Louds might as well have been served on a silver platter.''

Lincoln: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

''It didn't need to be said twice. Everyone bolted as fast as their legs could carry them, the alligators in hot pursuit. They ran until they collided with a dead end. The alligators started to get closer. The Louds were trapped, and there was nowhere to go.''

Lynn Sr.: Well, it's been fun being your father, kids. I love you all.

Kids: We love you too, dad.

Rita: I love you too, Lynn Sr.

''They all huddled together, having accepted their fate and were now bracing for it. The alligators got even closer to the family, ready to eat their meals. They both opened her jaws wide to take a bite. The first one was just about to attack... when the eraser rubbed both of them out. The Louds opened their eyes when their deaths never came and saw what had happened.''

Lana: What happened?

Lynn: I think the eraser saved us.

Lucy: If that sentient paintbrush intended to give us all heart failures and hadn't gone far enough ages ago, it's done both of those things now.

Luan: Yeah, but then it fixed it's mistake. Heh-heh! Get it?

''Everyone groaned. Then the eraser rubbed out the sewer and drew the Louds inside their house''

Lincoln: (Gasps) We're home! Everything's back to normal now!

Everyone: YAY!

Lori: Thank God!

Lola: No more madness!

Leni: Thank you, Mr. Paintbrush and Mr. Eraser!

The paintbrush then painted real money in front of them.

Leni: He even gave us real money so we could buy a new bed for Lincoln!

Lincoln: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

''Everyone cheered again and they dashed into Vanzilla. They drove off as the paintbrush painted a black background and wrote "THE END" in white... and then a question mark beside it. Then Ronnie Anne, who was sitting at a desk, turned to the viewer with a chuckle.''

Ronnie Anne: Ain't I a stinker?

THE END