Talk:Lori Loud/@comment-37279415-20191023142301

smosh parody

lori:we can literally play a board game

lincoln[irrated]:no

lori[mad]:why not?!!

lincoln[irrated]: because I think you need to see anger management before I play another board game with you

lori[angry]:OH ANGER MANAGEMENT NAME ONE TIME THAT I HAD ANGER ISSUES!!!!

[flashback]

lori[mad]:twerp I guess you can't count how many water bottles are in here

lincoln:uh twenty four

lori[mad]:how can you guess that?!

lincoln:it says twenty four right on the cover

lori[mad]:oh well guess what your'e wrong theres twenty three!!![throws water bottle] [whielm scream]

lincoln[scared]:POP POP!!!

[flashback 2]

lincoln:last one to raise their hand wins [lincoln raises his hand first]

lori:[beep]

[flashback 3]

luna:dude it's a gator or a bear

lana:no it's a dinosaur

lincoln:it's a bananah

lori:NO IT'S A SINGER THAT SINGS CRAPPY SONGS...IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!

[flashbacks end]

lori:look lincoln I was having a b-day

lincoln:you mean bad day??

lori:when I was out bobbys apartment complex his chinchilla got ran over by a car and I was furious..[lincoln:okay]...and he got sick with e.coli [lincoln:right??] and ronnie annes friend sid showed me her komodo dragon which she said had lizard rabies which gives her superhuman strengh and she broke out of her cage and bit me on the neck which literally hurt like heck!!!

lincoln:so you had lizard rabies that day[lori nods] fine I'll play your stupid game!!

[lori cheers quietly in excitement]

[their playing a word game]

lincoln[confused]:watch out sids komodo dragon is in the house thats not even a real word!!

[lori points her head to the giant lizard]

[lincoln looks]

komodo dragon:JP t-rex sound effects

lincoln[screams]:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH[slow motion]AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH[the komodo dragon bites lincolns neck]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[begins choking]

[lori gets up dressed as a business woman]

lori:lizard rabies affects more than 10 million lizards all across the world everyyear now if you'll excuse me I got to take linky to the hospital because that komodo dragon not only poisoned him withs venom that komodo dragon had rabies lizard rabies [picks up lincoln] [the end]