User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Save the Date

Ronnie Anne put a sloppy joe down Lincoln's pants.

The boys teased him, which started off one of his rants.

He said, "I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss her,

So if you quit your teasing, that's what I'd prefer,"

But Ronnie Anne was offended by what Lincoln said.

He thought she'd get over it but she cried instead.

This made Bobby break up with Lori, and then,

She angrily said, "Please make this right again!

You need to go on a double date with Bobby and I!",

"Well, OK, then," was Linc's awkward reply.

He said to Clyde, "What do I do?",

And he told the whole truth, but Clyde said, "Woohoo!

Now Lori's available!" and at the restaurant,

Clyde was a waiter. Linc said, "I know you want,

To be with Lori so you'd better behave."

Clyde said, "I'll be good," and then gave a wave,

But he separated Bobby from the other three.

A man offered music but Linc didn't agree.

Ronnie Anne glowered and Bobby sat on the plant.

He asked for water, but Clyde said, "I can't."

Lori and Bobby left for the buffet,

"It's like we're literally meant to be!", she did say.

Lincoln and Ronnie began joking around.

The teens were back together, but then Lincoln frowned,

And tried to go into the bathroom to hide,

But he got chased out so he went up to Clyde.

He said, "They can't see me on a 'date' with Ronnie Anne."

"No worries, buddy, I'll do what I can,"

But a boy mistook Lincoln's white hair for whipped cream.

He ran away, trying hard not to scream.

They went out in disguse but a woman called Clyde cute.

He ran away revealing Linc in the suit.

He said his insult again, making Ronnie Anne feel bad,

And once again Lori and Bobby got mad.

Linc sucked it all up and gave Ronnie a kiss,

Saying, "I'm really sorry for all of this."

The next day, Ronnie Anne said the insult right back.

Lincoln was sad about the attack,

But then Ronnie Anne left him a letter,

And Clyde and the band made it all better.