Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180611025634/@comment-32807753-20180613060911

Lincoln: "One minute I'm electric-sliding with the undead, and the next..." [groans] "IT'S ALL LORI'S FAULT!"

Clyde: [holding the goggles] "I can't believe it!"

Lincoln: "I know! She didn't even say sorry! Lori's a monster! All she cares about is talking on her stupid phone! Well, I'm going to give her a call she'll never forget..."

Mr. Conductor: Now hold on just a minute there!

Lincoln: Ah! Mr. Conductor!

Clyde: Mr. Who?

Mr. Conductor: Hi. You must be Clyde. Lincoln's friend. Let me explain.

[One long explanation later]

Mr. Conductor: And that's where Thomas and all of his friends live.

Clyde: Woah! You must be busy.

Mr. Conductor: Now, Lincoln. I'd think twice before you go about doing what you're about to do!

Lincoln: But didn't you hear?! Lori broke something precious to me and didn't apologize! It only makes sense that I get back at her by leaving her this message! [shows him a sheet that reads WORST SISTER EVER'']

Mr. Conductor: Lincoln. Listen. A message like that could really hurt her feelings. I know you're mad. I get it, but-

Lincoln: Good! She'd learn that way not to mess with me! I want to let Lori know just what a terrible, terrible sister she is!

Mr. Conductor: You know, Bert thought the same thing too. He thought revenge was the way of solving things when some men accidentally splashed mud on his face.

Lincoln: Bert?

Clyde: Who's Bert?

Mr. Conductor: Ah! I'm glad you asked. Allow me to explain it with a story I'd like to call, Tit for Tat. [blows whistle]

[Transition to the story of Tit for Tat]

[After story...]

Mr. Conductor: So you see? Bert learned the hard way that revenge just isn't right.

Lincoln: But that was different. It was an accident that they splashed mud on him! Lori stepped on my game!

Mr. Conductor: But, do you know if Lori stepped on your game on purpose? Lincoln: Well... all she did was drive away and...

Mr. Conductor: Mmm?

Lincoln: I guess not... but still! She didn't apologize to me and-

Mr. Conductor: Oop! I hear someone coming! Gotta go! [blows whistle]

Lincoln: Bye I guess...

Lori: "Hey, bro."

[Clyde faints]

Lori: "I just wanna say I'm so sorry I stepped on your stupid toy. So I went out and bought you a stupid new one."

Lincoln: [shocked at her generosity] "You did what now?"

Lori: [hands him new glasses] "Also, I'm very impressed you didn't freak out over this. Very mature."

Lincoln: [nervously chuckles] "Yep. That's me. Mr. Mature."

[Lori leaves]

Lincoln: Woah. I can't believe Lori actually got me a new one, despite how much she hates it when I play with it. I guess Mr. Conductor was right. Revenge isn't the answer. And to think I was about call Lori the worst sister ever. Lori might have her flaws, like threatening me over an accident, but deep down, she does have a heart. It just takes some digging to get there. Maybe I should try focusing on the good side of Lori. The side of Lori that cares about me... even if she rarely ever shows it. [sighs sadly]

''[Lori overhears this and begins to feel guilty about what she has done... just like the men in the story]''

(I'm sure you cans ee where this goes)