User blog:BatSam247/One-shot: Evolution of The Loud

[A single celled organism, resembling Lincoln appears.]

S.C. Lincoln: Huh?

[He then separates into a lot of cells and eventually turns into a jellyfish and then into a fish-like creature.]

Fish Lincoln: [narrowly avoiding a octopus Lori] Aah!

[The organism then swims onto land, growing legs and turning into an amphibian that eats a dragon-fly like Rusty. He then turns into a dimetrodon as he sees dinosaurs and a pterodactyl resembling Scoots.]

Scoot-adactyl: [roars]

[Then, Lincoln turns into a rat, while tyrannsosaurus rex resembling Lana sneaks up behind him.]

T-Lana: [roars loudly]

[While chasing Rat-Linc, T-Lana ends up getting hit in the jaw by a stegosaurus resembling Lola. The two then get in a fight cloud, which lets Rat-Linc escape into a hole. Suddenly, meteors are seen in the sky and crash onto the surface, killing all the prehistoric creatures up above. Rat-Linc then jumps out the hole, pass a T-Lana fossil and turns into a monkey.]

Monkey Lincoln: [makes monkey noises while climbing vines, then turning into an ape]

[Ape-Linc lands on the ground and turns into a caveman version of Lincoln, who then walks through a snowstorm and passes a caveman Chandler.]

Chand-man: Hey, Larry!

Cave-Linc: Lincoln!

[Caveman Chandler walks in the other direction, devolving into a rat. Caveman Lincoln then evolves into an Arthurian villager, a conquistador, then a pilgrim, then a Victorian Era gentleman, and eventually becomes the modern day Lincoln. He walks over a sleeping Charles, opens the front door, and sits on the couch with the other siblings.]

Lori: What took you so long, Lincoln?

Lincoln: I went through the full cycle of evolution to get here, guys.

Lisa: Fascinating.

THE END