User blog:LoudFanWolf/The Visit

The Visit, a story by LoudFanWolf.

Today was a big day. Lori and Lincoln had invited Derek to come with them to visit the Santiagos up in the big city, and Derek, seeing this as a chance to finally meet Ronnie Anne Santiago, the girl that LIncoln constantly about, and  Loris boyfriend Bobby in person, instead of over the phone. On the way to the Casagrande house, Lori talked all about Ronnie Anne and Bobbys extended family, the Casagrandes, and how Derek would like them.

"They have this giant dog named Lalo." Lori said.

"Awesome, I love big dogs!" Derek said, excited to meet Ronnie Anne and pretty much her entire family.

"Also, be prepared. The grandmother of the family, Rosa, loves to stuff her guests with food." Lincoln added.

"Lincoln log, do you not see me?" Derek asked,  streching his arms out to show the width of his belly. "I'm sure I can handle that."

"Well, even so, if you ever get a stomach ache from all the food, just give your belly button a wet willy, like this." Lincoln suggested, doing the action he just mentioned.

"Strange, but okay, if it actually works." Derek said, doubting the logic of such a cure for stomach ache, but knowing his best friend/'little brother' wouldn't lie to him, went along with it.

"Oh yeah, and Rosas husband, Hector, also runs a bodega thats right underneath their giant apartment building." Lori added.

"Cool." Derek replied.

"And if you ever get hurt, Ronnie Anne and Bobbys mom, Maria, is a nurse."

"Cool."

"Oh, and then theres Frida, the photographer of the family, whos married to a biology professor named Carlos, Rosa and Hectors son. Carlos and Frida have four kids, their nmes are Carlota, CJ, Carlino, Carlitos."

"Wow, a big family, just like you guys." Derek said.

"Yeah, and trust me, you are going to love them all by the end of tomorrow." Lori said with a smile.

"I'm sure I will, Lori." Derek replied, smiling back.

When the Lori,.Lincoln, and Derek finally arrived at the Casagrande residence, Bobby and Ronnie Anne were there to greet their repsective Loud siblings. Bobby greeting Lori with a hug and kiss, Lincoln greeting Ronnie Anne a fist bump, and then Lincoln greeted Bobby with a broshake. The Santiago siblings then saw Derek, and Ronnie asked "Whos the chubby guy?"

Derek then snorted with a smile, it never phased him when somebody called him "fat," or "chubby," because he knew that even though he was bigger, he was still healthy enough to not have any major or even minor health problems.

"Actually, Ronnie Anne, this is Derek, the guy I've been telling you about." Lincoln said, introducing Derek to the young Latina,

Ronnie Anne walked up to Derek, and shook his hand. "So, you're the guy that Lame-o hasbeen  telling me about. The way he described you, I expected you to have angel wings and a glowing face." Ronnie Anne said, teasing Derek.

Derek gave the young Latina a cheeky smile and replied with "Yeah, well ,with the way Lincoln described you, Ronnie Anne, I expected you to be grungy and built like Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Derek and Ronnie Anne both laughed. Bobby then walked up to Derek,shook his hand and said "pleased to finally meet you in person, bro. Now, you haven't been kissing my girlfriend now, have ya?" Bobby teased.

"Nope, I've got a girl back home already, I'm afraid." Derek replied with a cheeky smile.

Bobby chuckled before saying "Little Louds been telling me that you're like his big brother, you been stealing my thunder in that way, too?" Bobby asked, teasing again.

"What?" He can't have two?" Derek asked.

"Well, yeah he can, that's true." Bobby replied.

"Okay, you two, that's enough." Lori interjected, coming in between her best friend/'brother', and her boyfriend. She then tturned to Ronnie Anne and Lincoln. "Linc, Ronnie Anne, why don;t you two take Derek inside, introduce him to the Casagrandes, and they'll make him comfortable, I'm sure." Lori then turned to her boyfriend. "Boo-Boo-Bear, could you help me unpack?""

"Of course, my lady." Bobby replied as if he was a knight in shining armor, before dipping Lori and kissing her. Ronnie Anne and Lincoln gagged at the sight, and then led Derek to the front door of the Casagrande house.

"Well, Derek, as they say, down in Mexico..." Ronnie Anne opened the door "bienvenido a nuestra casa." (Translation: "Welcome to our home").

As Ronnie Anne finished her introduction to the house, a giant Bulldog, roughly the size of a fat toddler, came rushing out of a room, and toward the doorway, coming right at Derek.

The dog tackled Derek to the ground as soon as it reached him, and began to lick his face profusely as Derek lay on the floor. Derek giggled as the giant dog licked his face,

Ronnie Anne chuckled. "Wow, Lalo seems to really like you, Derek."

"Yeah, I guess it does." Derek giggled as the dog, named Lalo, continued to lick his face.

"Lalo! Perro grande, baje de nuestro invitado!" Yelled an old, but sweet voice. (Translation: Lalo! Big dog, get off our guest!) 

Lalo then got off of Derek as Rosa approached the teenager on the ground, and helped him up before saying "sorry, Lalo has always been very friednly when it comes to guests. You must be Derek, Lori told us she bringing another one of her brothers with her for this visit, but we thought she only had one."

"Well, I'm her borther emotionally, but yeah. Anyway, Lincoln adn Lori have been telling about this family as well, I;;m going to guess you're Grandma Rosa?"

"That's correct, mijo." Rosa replied.

"It's nice to meet you, Rosa. I'm Derek Gabriel." Derek said, reaching his hand out and shaking hands with the Casagrande family matriarch.

"It's to meet you, Derek. Oh, you must be starving." Rosa said, leading Derek to the dinner table, and pulling a fajita seemingly out of her butt and saying "Here, why don;t have some fajitas?"

"Oh, no, that's fine Rosa, I'm good for now." Derek said, moving his hand away from the fajitas.

"Are you sure?" Rosa asked again, putting the fajitas in front Derek's face.

"Now, now, Mama, don't force the poor boy to eat." A sweet, motherly voice said.

Derek turned to see a beauitful, slightly curvy woman walking up to him and Rosa, wearing a nurses outfit, Derek could only assume that this was Ronnie Anne and Bobbys mother, Maria.

"Hola," Maria said, walking up to the teenager with a smile, and reaching out her hand to shake his. "You must Derek, Bobby has told me all about how you're 'stealing his girl,'" Maria chuckled "and how you;ve been so kind to Lori in his absence, and well, I assume you're kind to everyone in the Loud family." Maria concluded.

"That correct, ma'am. I'm like a brother to all of them." Derek replied, shaking hands with Maria.

"Ooh, a gentleman, I like you already." Maria said with a sweet smile.

"Don't flirt with him too much, Mom, he's got a girlfriend back home." Ronnie Anne interjected, coming in between her mother and Derek, slightly embarassed by her mothers behavior.

"I'm not flirting with him, I swear." Maria said, before laughing. "Also, Ronalda, Carlota has been looking for you, she says she wants you to try on some new clothes she got."

When she heard that, Ronnie Annes face grew pale, before she heard a voice behind her. "There you, Ronnie Anne!" Ronnie Anne turned and saw her curvaceous cousin, Carlota, with some hangers with new clothes.

WORK IN PROGRESS, WILL BE FINISHED SOMETIME TOMORROW OR SUNDAY, NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO SEE INCREDIBLES 2.