User blog:Amerifreedom32706/Obsessive Crime

This timeline is non-linear and I think it is best to keep it that way now.

In this fanfic (after so many months), Lori is going all the way to Georgia Tech for college, and Bobby is also accepted and going to Georgia Tech. As they plan to get married as soon as they graduate college, it's Clyde's final chance to court Lori, or he will never.

It was a fine spring day, it was warm outside, and Lori screamed at 4:30 a.m., waking up Lincoln and his sisters. "What the crap, Lori!", they screamed. "I literally got accepted to my dream school", she said. "Georgia Tech is glad to accept Lori Lynn Loud to our college. Term begins August 21. Address, North Avenue NW, Atlanta, Georgia. Wow, Atlanta, like, a 1,000 miles from here", Luna said. "Eh, relax. I'll visit you, cousins Dipper and Mabel live there, and best of all, BOBBY GOT ACCEPTED TOO!!!", she screamed euphorically. "Really, Bobby?", everyone asked. Bobby was not the most intelligent 12th grader in Royal Woods City Schools. "Lori Lynn Loud, keep it down right now!", Mom said. "Aw, come on!", Dad said. "That's 1 kid we will never have to take care of! 1 down, 9 to go!" "Uh, we heard you, Dad", the kids said. "S***", he said, though much quieter. No one heard except Mom. "Well, I'm goin' back to bed", Lincoln said. He sometimes spoke in a Southern accent when he felt bad or needed to exclaim. "Me too", everyone else said. It was recess when Lincoln told Clyde the big news. "Clyde, guess what", Lincoln asked. "What, Lori finally gave me a rose!", Clyde exclaimed. "Eh, no." "Lori just got accepted to her dream school." "NOOOOO!!!!", Clyde said. "Unless Lori asks me out before August, I'll never get married to her!" "Unless Bobby is going somewhere else! Bobby is anyways a dumbo." Lincoln agreed. "Actually...Bobby is going to Georgia Tech too." "NOOOOOO!!!!!", Clyde screamed for the second time. "I need to keep Bobby away from Lori. I know, I'll lock him up in prison!", Clyde said. "Uhh, Clyde, you're a smart guy, you know our legal system as well as I do." Lincoln said. "Well, I can frame Bobby! But what crime will get him charged, convicted, and imprisoned for say...life?", Clyde pondered. "I know! Abduction and attempted murder!" "What?!", Lincoln asked, shocked. "I just need one of your sisters to get abducted and nearly die, but who", Clyde pondered out loud. "Oh, Lord", Lincoln said. "I know, Lucy! She never minds dying, or being abducted, so I might as well ask her." Clyde said. Inside his mind (Inside Out-type), Anger and Fear were debating. Anger was already the leader, so he had a big advantage. "I say we tell Lori, save Lucy and stop Clyde! He needs to get over Lori!!!" "But what if him and Clyde become enemies", Fear asked. "Ah, we'll get Dr. Lopez to convince the guy", he said. "All right then", Fear relented.