Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-31647719-20180726215501

Luan: (depressed) It made us forgot about all the good things Linc's done.

Lynn: (depressed) No kidding, after what we'd all put him through, I don't blame him for freaking out.

Lucy: (depressed) His soul must be in great turmoil after everything we've done.

Lana: (depressed) Man, I feel so awful.

Lola: (depressed) I feel like a terrible person for what we did.

''Lisa: (depressed) Usually, I'm impervious to human emotions, but... (looks down) Even I can't help but be ashamed for what I did.''

Rita: (depressed) Well, I think the right thing for us to do is go upstairs and apologize.

''Lynn Sr.: (depressed) I agree. All in favor.''

(Everyone raises their hands in agreement and glumly walks upstairs towards Lincoln's bedroom, but before one of them could knock on his door...)

BAM!

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[Beat]

Lisa (massaging her temple): Did the author just put the word "BAM" in the story?