User blog:The Twelvth Loud/Fanfiction 1 (Bad Time)

My first fanfiction. Hope you like it.

Today was Sunday, 7:00AM, Lincoln woke up. Suddenly a knock on his door was heard.

Lincoln: Come in.

Lori: Lincoln, can you do my toenails?

Lincoln: No.

Lori: YOU WILL DO MY TOENAILS OR I'LL [cursing]

Lincoln: Watch this video.

[plays a video of 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft]

Feeding the Hunger

Admiring Your Nice Things

Playing Tennis With A Ghast

Lori: FIFTY WAYS TO DIE IN MINECRAFT?! I LOVE THIS VIDEO! I HEARD THEY RELEASED PART TWO!

Calling Your Friend a Bonehead

Lincoln: That went well.

Leni: Lincoln, help! My clothes are refusing to come on!

Lincoln: Solve that problem on your own.

Luna: [strums her guitar and it breaks] Lincoln, fix my guitar string!

Lincoln: No.

Luan: What do you call a sad ol sister? A wet girl. Wait, that didn't come out good. Lincoln, can you help me with the setup for the punchline "What do you call a sad ol sister"?

Lincoln: No.

Luan: No?

Lincoln: No!

Luan: No?

Lincoln: Work it out yourself.

Lynn Jr: Lincoln, can you practice my basketball outside?

Lincoln: No.

Lynn Jr: At least let me sleep in your room.

Lincoln: No.

Lynn Jr: [gets an idea] Say Lincoln do you want your video game back

WORK IN PROGRESS