User blog comment:Thomperfan/Lincoln Gets Angry (parody)/@comment-26521507-20180318190628/@comment-26521507-20180318191457

Lori, Lynn, Lola, Luan, and Lisa are the meanest sisters, especially the first three I listed. Luna, Leni, Lily, Lana, and Lucy are the nicest sisters, especially Luna, who is Lincoln’s... (Clears throat) “guardian”. Lincoln is a wimpy crybaby who hates his siblings, and would trade it for the world. When Lincoln runs away, like he has done, his sisters immediately feel guilty, and the parents punishment their 10 daughters, and they get Lincoln to forgive them, and come back.