User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Picture Perfect

It was the anniversary of the Loud Mom and Dad.

Linc made them a coffee cup, but it came out bad.

None of his sisters could even agree,

On what that thing Lincoln made was meant to be.

Lola said, "Our folks store your gifts away."

"What? That's ridiculous!", Lincoln did say,

"That isn't something our parents would do,"

But he went to the attic and found it was true.

He found an old camera and then said, "I know!

I'll give them a photo!", so out they did go.

The sisters got bored of standing there saying, "Cheese!".

The oldest two did selfies. "No! Don't do it, please!".

Luan put her specs on and Luna began to shred.

"No! Photographs don't have sound!", Lincoln said.

The twins began arguing about who looked bad.

They threw mud at Lincoln because they were mad.

Lynn took out a ball and started to play.

Charles, Cliff, and Lily (who was nude) ran away.

Lucy began reading. Geo ran away too.

What was a young boy with white hair to do?

Walt flew around, and the shot got them all,

But it captured the games and the mud and the brawl.

Linc said, "OK, let's try this thing again."

He squirted the twins with a garden hose, then,

He hog-tied them both and he took them outside.

"What?!" they said. "Thanks for understanding," he replied.

He tried to convince Lily to keep her diaper on,

Then said, "Lisa, you'd look better with your glasses gone."

He tried styling her hair but it just wouldn't do.

She fell down the stairs. Leni fell down them too,

Because he'd swapped their glasses to make Leni look smart,

When Lisa said, "It's a break," the young boy had a heart,

So he threw ice packs and bandages down.

When he walked up to Lynn, she said, "No" with a frown.

He threw her a ball and she played her dog game.

Next up, bringing Lucy down was Lincoln's aim.

He led her downstairs by pulling on the book.

She didn't even notice 'cause she didn't look,

Away until she was outside in the yard.

Taking her down wasn't so hard.

He stole Luna and Luan's props, but that made them mad,

And so he implied that he'd do something bad.

Lori said, "I won't do this. That's a mean thing to do."

He said, "Fine. I'll put Carol in the pic and not you.",

So Lori came back and he taped the diaper in place,

But each sister and pet had a frown on their face.

He put fake teeth on Lana, Lola, and Lily,

Which, to be honest, made them look quite silly.

He made Lucy smile by telling a lie,

Then dressed them in sweaters. Lori said, "Why?".

Linc couldn't explain why the photo was bad,

So he used the word "yourselves", which made the girls mad.

They cooperated, but then threw their sweaters away,

And went back to doing their usual that day.

Linc looked at them and started to feel bad.

The next day, he gave it, but the girls were still mad.

The parents said, "Lincoln, this present is great!".

He let the girls know that he did appreciate,

Them as they were and they started to fight,

But even in the chaos, Linc still felt delight.