User blog:LoudFanWolf/Popping Pop Ep. 2

'''Popping Pop Ep. 2, '''by LoudFanWolf


 * It starts with Derek, Luna, and Luan sitting on the Loud family couch. All 3 of tem turn to look at the viewer.*

DEREK: Hello again, viewers, and welcome to 2nd episode of Popping Pop; the show where me, and these two lovely ladies right here *Derekj gestures to Luna and Luan* listen to and criticize/make fun of some of the worst pop songs from 2010 and beyond. And today, we are looking at song by a musical artist that honestly, I just don't like.

LUAN: That musical artist being the one and only...

ALL 3: Katy Perry!

DEREK: The song of hers that we're going to be riffing on today is Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F), released in 2010. Let's get started.

There's a stranger in my bed

LUNA: *whistles* Well, looks like we're already off to a good start here.

''There's a pounding my head Glitter all over the room Pink flamingos in the pool I smell like a minibar DJ's passed out in the yard Barbie's on the barbecue''

LUAN: "Barbies on the barbecue?" What, did you invite some really confused Australians to the party? Or did you invite Americans who thought who thought they were Australian? Why is there glitter all over the room; did Ke$ha show up?

DEREK: Also, that DJ better wake up before your parents find him, Katy.

This a hickey or a bruise?

LUNA: They're pretty much the same thing.


 * Derek and Luan gawk at Luna*

LUNA: What? Sam gave me one once, it was pretty cool. It's a good thing I covered it up with makeup or else I'd be dead.

''Pictures of last night Ended up online I'm screwed''

LUAN: Eh, well,at least you might learn a lesson from this Katy-

Oh well!

LUAN: or not.

''Last Friday night Yeah we danced on tabletops And we took too many shots Think we kissed but I forgot''

DEREK: Who is the other person in this "we" I wonder?

LUNA: Also, *sarcastically* Yay, more pop songs about partying and drinking, woohoo.

''Last Friday night Yeah we maxed our credit cards And got kicked out of the bar So we hit the boulevard''

DEREK: Oooh, now you're parents are really gonna kill you Katy. MY mother tracks my credi card to see how much I spend and, oooh if I was you I'd be running for th hills.

LUNA: Yeah, I remember the last time Lori maxed out her credit card, Dad was crying like a hound dog.

LUAN: Yeah, and that whole 2 weeks that Lori spent without her phone were terrible.Without her cell, Lori felt like she was in a ''cell! ''Haha, get it?"


 * Luna groans while Derek high fives Luan*

''Last Friday night We went streaking in the park Skinny dipping in the dark''

DEREK: Ah, indecent exposure, a crime that can either be funny or straight-up disgusting, in this case, it's the latter.

LUAN: Also, wth all the other crazy crap they did that night, I'm surprised that the cops didn't keep a monitor on them.

(This line has been censored due to the fact that the author doesn't want to get in trouble with The Admins of this wiki)

DEREK, LUNA, AND LUAN: Ugh....

LUAN: Did you do it while you were still the park, too? Cause that's just nasty. *Dusgusted look*

''Last Friday night Yeah I think we broke the law''

DEREK, LUNA, AND LUAN: *deadpan* Yes, yes you did.

''Always say we're gonna stop-op Oh whoa''

DEREK: If you know what's good for you, then yes, you definitely should stop.

''This Friday night Do it all again''

*Derek, Luna and Luan all facepalm and groan in annoyabnce*

DEREK: Ugh. Alright, here's a message to all the teenagers like us out there: if you get invited to a party that you isn't going to be chaperoned. Unless,you want to look absolutely stupid and/or be at risk of getting arrested, then please, don;t go.

LUNA: Yeah, me and Luan learned the hard way about being in a crazy house unadvised, so please, just don't go. *Luan nods in solemn agreement*

DEREK: Anyway, we hope you enjoyed this 2nd episode of Popping Pop. See you guys next time!

The End