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This story involves Lincoln and almost all of his siblings spawning into a Geometry Dash world. Work in progress.

Chapter 1: A New World
''[Lincoln spawns in a Geometry Dash world. In the background, large tiles decorated the distant wall at the back. A ground of large tiles was also underneath Lincoln as he checks his surroundings.]''

Lincoln: Where am I?

''[Luna spawns above him, weirdly, at the same height as Lincoln. Lincoln dives out of the way, only to hit a large black pyramid -- the size of him -- and die, but weirdly leaving no corpse, all matter of him destroyed in a small detonation that did not damage, or put ash to, anything, and was nearly silent, made no glow (though it could be seen in dark) and was perfectly spherical.]''

Luna: Sorry, bro. It is the end of the line, and I loved you, even after I fought you for the Sweet Spot, fought you for money, and nearly ruined your first conc--

[Lincoln respawns above Luna, landing on her and cutting her sentence off.]

Lincoln: (confused) Weird. I hit that black pyramid and died. Now I am back here. *Lincoln approaches the pyramid.* I think I should jump over this spike. *Lincoln jumps to THREE TIMES HIS HEIGHT and makes it over the spike.* (shocked) Whoa! I made a high jump! Come on, Luna!

''[Luna jumps to triple her height and lands with the spike behind her. The other Loud siblings spawn in, all the height of Lincoln and one another, and jump over the spike, the peak of their jumps always being three times the height of the spike, after encouragement from Luna and Lincoln--except Lily, who never spawned in.]''

Lori: Wait, where's Lily?

''[The camera cuts to show Lily still in reality, inside her crib. Lisa is absent; she is in the Geometry Dash world. After two seconds, it cuts to Luan and Luna's room, with no sign of Luan or Luna, but Luna's laptop is on, running the program the Loud siblings are in. One can see the Loud siblings in the Geometry Dash world on the monitor of the laptop. After another two seconds, it cuts back into Geometry Dash.]''

Chapter 2: Portals
''[The Loud siblings begin walking, but hit the side of a block the size of them. None of the Loud siblings die and they quickly overcome it to discover a large, magenta, floating ring three times the size of them with a few pink orbs attached to it and a short grated tunnel behind it. Lincoln jumps in to get a small rocket that he could pilot. Ahead of him, a holographic sign says "You entered a ship portal" and the ship blasts off, Lincoln propelled forward at about running speed as he struggled to pilot the ship--until he entered a green-colored version of the ship portal. He falls to the ground with a thud.]''

Lincoln: Ow.

Sisters: (shouting so Lincoln can hear them) Are you okay?

Lincoln: (shouting back) Yes! I need you to come here!

''[The sisters jump into the ship portal and fly to Lincoln, getting through the green portal that was close to the ground. They then turn to look forward to see a large, glowing wall. They approach it with curiosity, but then Lola is sucked in.]''

Lola: Aaaaahhhhh!

''[Lola hits the wall and disappears. All of a sudden a moving block knocks the other Loud siblings into the wall.]''

Lincoln and his sisters: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

''[They hit the wall and disappear. They find themselves in the editor after a few seconds of tumbling through space.]''

​​Chapter 3: Editor
[The Loud siblings pop into a world with a gray blocky background and a gray blocky floor.]

Lisa: We are in the editor. Here, we can place blocks, portals, spikes, and jump rings.

''[Lisa moves her finger and pokes the air. Right as she poked, a jump ring appeared ahead of the Loud siblings.]''

Lisa: Jump in.

[The Loud siblings jump for the ring--and are popped a bit more into the air after attempting to jump again.]

Lisa: See? I told you it was a JUMP ring.

''[Luna opens up the object palette, selects a strange, distorted, purple portal, places it in front of her, jumps in, and shrinks to half a grid unit. (One grid unit is equal to the side of a box.) She quickly locates a green distorted portal in the object palette, places it in front of her, and hops through, returning to normal size. Then she notices an orange distorted portal, places it, and dives in, growing by one grid unit. To throw the others away, she hatches a plan. She enters the green portal to return to normal size, and walks away.]''

Chapter 4: Luna the Giantess
Luna: Ha! The Louds do not know that a big surprise is coming for them! He he he!

''[Luna places 49 orange size portals in a tunnel and goes in, growing one grid unit with each portal, until she was 50 grid units tall. (Her clothing expanded with her.) Footsteps thundering, she walks back to the Louds and grabs some of the blocks Lisa was using.]''

Lisa: Luna! Do not take my blocks!

[Luna, at her size, had a louder, but weirdly normal-pitched, voice.]

Luna: You really think you can stop me?

[Luna throws the blocks at the normal-sized team, nearly hitting and killing Lisa.]

Lisa: Hey! You almost killed me!

Luna: Because I wanted to!

[Lisa finds a magenta speed portal in the object selection menu and places it away from Luna.]

Lisa: In the portal and run for your life!

''[Luna grabs the team and throws them away. She then promptly deletes the speed portal. The team lands a full 1000 blocks away from the egregiously large Luna. Lisa quickly builds a 9×3×9 open-top, hollow box with a doorway around the team as Luna slowly approaches.]''

Chapter 5: Fighting Back
Lori: Anyone have any plans?

[Lincoln raises her hand.]

Lori: Lincoln, yes?

Lincoln: I was killed by a spike. The spike near where we spawned. So I suggest somehow moving the spike to Luna... but how? Lisa, do you have any plans?

Lisa: Yes. *places a spike and a move trigger* I just need to set the move trigger appropriately. *double-pokes the move trigger*

''[A holographic screen appears with three sliders. Lisa tunes them so the spike moves to Luna. She then checks the "touch-triggered" box, closes the screen, and moves her hand in the move trigger. Immediately the spike rushed off, at high speeds, and strikes Luna, but Luna does not die, rather, she is knocked over by the spike. She slams to the ground with a thundering boom, the shockwaves knocking the structure the team was in to the ground. She quickly gets back up and resumes her approach. The team escapes as the shelter becomes nothing more than a pile of scattered blocks. The team scatters, everyone running in fear in all directions. Lynn, eyes tightly closed, sprints past Luna by mistake and hits one of the portals for Luna's tunnel, falling over on her back. She screams in fear, but after five seconds of not getting killed, she opens her eyes and slowly stops screaming. She gets a plan and sprints through the tunnel.]''

''[The camera cuts to a bit in front of Luna, facing her, as she approaches the Loud siblings, a grin spreading on her face. She is completely unaware of the equally large Lynn behind her, several hundred blocks away, who has an angry expression and her arms folded across her chest.]''

Lynn: Leave them alone, or die!

[Luna turns around to face her opponent.]

Luna: Looks like we got Lynn, ready to fight me.

''[Lynn dives at Luna and takes the first strike. The Loud siblings get into a speed portal Lisa spawned and flee to a safe distance as Lynn and Luna fight. After thirty seconds of fighting, Lynn has Luna pinned face-up, but Luna is still smiling.]''

Lynn: Why are you smiling? I have you pinned!

Luna: You may have me pinned, but you already lost.

[Luna pops the object palette up and places a one-grid unit-high spike on a block that was part of the remains of the Louds' bunker.]

Lynn: (sarcastically) A spike. Like that will work.

''[Luna selects the block and spike, and rescales them to twenty times their old height. Lynn looks on with shock.]''

Lynn: *gulp* You win.

''[Luna flips the spike down and kicks it into Lynn. Lynn dies in a similar fashion to how Lincoln died when he hit the first spike he encountered.]''

Chapter 6: Bobby and Ronnie Ann
[Lynn respawns near Lisa's jump ring.]

Lynn: Okay, I am still in the editor.

Unknown male voice: Editor? What are you talking about?

Unknown female voice: Bobby, this is the Geometry Dash editor!

Bobby: How do you know, Ronnie?

Ronnie Ann: I played Geometry Dash before.

''[Bobby and Ronnie Ann walk on-screen, both at one grid unit tall. Bobby bumps into Lynn.]''

Bobby: Oh, hey, Lynn!

Lynn: Hey! I need your help!

Bobby: What? I am not the person to ask for help!

Ronnie Ann: I saw her spawn. She may have a problem.

[Lynn places down a ship portal and magenta speed portal.]

Lynn: Jump in! I will answer your questions on the way!

''[The three jump into the portal and begin piloting ships. Bobby and Ronnie Ann follow Lynn with caution as Lynn flies to where she was killed.]''

Lynn: Okay. Luna got a bunch of orange size portals and started terrorizing us. I fled to her size portals by mistake, and discovered she used the portals. If she could use the portals, so could I. I ran through the portal tunnel and later got to, and began fighting, Luna.

Bobby: You are good at fighting! How did you lose?

Lynn: I had her pinned. That is when she used a large spike and block to kill me.

''[The three fly past Luna's spike and block. Lynn points to Luna's homemade weapon that finished Lynn off.]''

Bobby: I see trouble, dead ahead! *pointing forward to the massive Luna*

Lynn: That's Luna. She entered the portal tunnel and grew to that size, fifty grid units tall.

''[Lynn points to the ground at the fleeing team. The three watch, unable to help at the distance, as Lincoln and Lisa are crushed by Luna and killed.]''

Ronnie Ann: Lincoln! *crying*

Lynn: Quiet! You will draw Luna's attention!

[Luna stops and turns to the trio.]

Luna: Too late.

''[Lynn, Ronnie Ann, and Bobby make a hairpin turn, narrowly evading Luna as she swatted at them. The air resistance behind Luna's hand knocks Ronnie Ann's ship out of control. Bobby and Lynn fly to below her spiraling ship. They stand up and hold their arms out, ready to catch Ronnie Ann.]''

Lynn: Jump! We got you!

''[Ronnie Ann jumps out of her flaming ship. The force of her jump causes the ship to lose the last of its velocity it needs to stay in the air, and it loops downward, hits the ground nose-first, and explodes in a fireball. Ronnie Ann falls into Bobby's saving arms.]''

