Thread:Devin Skywalker/@comment-34871403-20180407011628

1. So there’s this pony who’s a famous singer, and she walks into the bar. The bartender recognizes her and asks if she’d like to sing on their stage. And the pony says: ‘No, sorry. I’m a little hoarse.’

2. This joke got interrupted by Hank and Hawk. Here's how the full one goes:

How do you put an elephant in the refridgerator? Open the door and shove him in.

How do you put a giraffe in the refridgerator? Open the door, take the elephant out, and then shove him in.

The lion calls a meeting of all the animals. Which animal doesn't attend? The giraffe; he's still in the refridgerator.

There's a river known to be infested by man-eating crocodiles. How do you cross it? Just wade through it; the crocodiles are at the meeting.

3. Q. Why did the bear run through a brick wall?

A. How should I know? I'm asking you the question.

4. A blind man walks into a bar. Luckily, he wasn't running, or he would've been seriously hurt.

Do you need the puns, too? 