User blog:The Smarter, Wiser King Dedede/Loud Mambo Number 5 (parody)

I've been listening to Mambo Number 5 a lot like crazy recently (it's my favorite song of all time), and I don't know, this thing popped in my mind. A lot of the lyrics (particularly in the opening) are from the Disney edition of Mambo Number 5 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0WYGrvu1So) because...well, the original version is about a man (presumably Lou Bega, the singer) getting some ladies...so yeah, you can see why I used the Disney version's lyrics:

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 5

One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car so come on let's ride To the candy-store around the corner The boys say they want some ice-cream But I really don't wanna Let's dance till we all fall down We'll really party hearty to the mambo sound I like Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lori And as I continue, the gang is goin' crazy So what can I do, I really beg you my lord To me dancing is just like a sport Anything fly it's all good let me dump it Please send in the trumpet

A little bit of Lori in my life A little bit of Leni by her side A little bit of Luna's all I need A little bit of Luan's what I see A little bit of Lucy in the sun Lana, Lola, Lily can't go wrong A little bit of Lisa everyone! A little bit of Lynn makes life so fun

Mambo No. 5

Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hands on the ground Take one step left and one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it looks like this then you doin' it right

A little bit of Lori in my life A little bit of Leni by her side A little bit of Luna's all I need A little bit of Luan's what I see A little bit of Lucy in the sun Lana, Lola, Lily can't go wrong A little bit of Lisa everyone! A little bit of Lynn makes life so fun

Trumpet, the trumpet

Mambo No. 5

A little bit of Lori in my life A little bit of Leni by her side A little bit of Luna's all I need A little bit of Luan's what I see A little bit of Lucy in the sun Lana, Lola, Lily can't go wrong A little bit of Lisa everyone! A little bit of Lynn makes life so fun

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you Coz you can't run, you can't hide, you and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo No. 5