User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Dance, Dance Resolution

Zach, Liam, and Rusty were at lunch in school.

A dance was coming up and they thought it uncool,

To go "stag", but when it came to finding dates, they weren't able,

Then they saw Linc and Clyde under the table.

Lincoln was hiding from ol' Ronnie Anne.

He said, "I want to go to the arcade if I can,

But I'm worried that if she asks me to the dance,

Clyde and I wouldn't get even a chance."

Ronnie Anne came and said, "Have you seen Lincoln?",

Rusty said, "He's not under there!" (What was he thinkin'?).

Ronnie peeked under but Lincoln had fled.

When he got home, his sisters all said,

"Did Ronnie Anne ask you out?! What did she say?!

The dance is a very significant day!".

This made Linc feel guilty so he told a lie.

He said, "I wanted her to ask but no," and gave a sigh.

When Lincoln went off to go to the arcade,

Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lucy shared a deal they'd made:

All of them had set Lincoln up with a friend,

And though Linc told the truth they still wanted him to spend,

Time with four girls at the dance because they'd think it was rude,

If they never got to dance with the white-haired dude.

There was a raffle to eat with the teach,

And Clyde said, "I'll spy on the girls and tell you about each."

Like Lana, he was afraid of being up so high,

But he got into position and started to spy.

Luna's friend Tabby liked old songs the best.

Linc danced with her before meeting the rest:

Luan's friend Giggles was a bit of a clown.

She pranked him with a buzzer, and then he went down,

To meet Lucy's gloomy friend whose name was Haiku.

She recited a sad poem and then said, "Now you."

Linc wasn't a poet so he recited Jack and Jill,

Then Polly Pain, Lynn's friend and a seeker of thrill,

Did fighting moves on the only Loud boy,

Which was something only she could enjoy.

As Lincoln went back to the first girl who was there,

Clyde got all dizzy because of his fear.

Linc gave Giggles a muffin and made puppets with Haiku.

Polly Pain grabbed him and once again threw,

But Clyde was so nervous that he lost his lunch.

Linc was still thankful. He'd helped out a bunch.

Unfortunately, Ronnie Anne then came down.

"What shall I do?!" Lincoln said with a frown.

Then he got his four guy friends all under the table,

And said, "I willl set you up with them if you're able."

The boys were all nervous. Linc said, "Look her in the eye,

Suck a breath mint and make sure to zip up your fly."

Polly threw Rusty and knocked the table down.

This revealed Lincoln, which made the boy frown,

But Rusty was happy for he had a chance,

To finally have a date at the dance.

Mrs. Johnson accidentally bumped Linc into a crate,

Where he sent the balls flying and Zach got a date,

In the form of Giggles when he fell down,

Into the bowl like a proper young clown.

Lincoln turned the music up and started a dance.

Liam turned it to eleven and started to prance.

Tabby joined in so three boys were glad.

Now onto Haiku, the girl who loves things which are sad.

Clyde said, "I love an older girl, remember that if you can,"

Haiku understood 'cause she loved an older man.

He was a fictional vampire but you couldn't deny,

That he was older. Then Mrs. Johnson said, "I,

Shall announce the raffle winner. It's young Lincoln Loud!",

Then Lincoln's four dates surrounded him in a crowd.

They were confused but they'd discovered the joys,

Of dancing around with the other four boys.

Lincoln said, "It's fine," and then came Ronnie Anne.

Lincoln said, "I will try to explain if I can:

See, I ducked you 'cause I thought you'd ask me out."

Ronnie Anne said, "This dance is lame. I'd have ducked you too no doubt.",

So they went to the arcade, which they both found fun.

Looks like it worked out well for everyone.