Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170506015410/@comment-30953185-20170507231339

''[Flashback to that time. The last possum has just fled through the hole. The family is up in the attic where Rita has some bad news]'' Rita: "Sorry, kids. Till we get new cables, there's gonna be no TV or internet." [The kids respond with despair] Lynn Sr.: "Whoa whoa whoa! No need to panic. I think I know how to  possum the time. Ha-ha!" [His kids, even Luan, groans at his joke] "Guess what ol' Dad found?" Lori:  [hopeful] "A wireless hotspot?" Lynn Sr. "Even better!" [shows him a series of books] "My old Pioneer Boy books from when I was a kid! They're about a plucky young lad and his family crossing this great nation in a covered wagon. You guys are gonna love 'em!"