User blog:Teag J. Brohman/Teag Explains To Chaz why he Loves Leni

Hopefully this will put all your questions about me loving Leni to rest.

We open on a shot of a camp site, with two tents pitched, and a campfire going, Teag and Chaz are sitting on logs at the campfire

Chaz: (laid back) ya know, isn’t camping a great thing, doesn’t it just warm the Cockles of your heart?

Teag: (disgruntled) I like my Cockles at Room temperature, thank you very much.

Chaz: (concerned) why are you so upset Teag, can’t you take a load off?

Teag: (annoyed) I don’t have time to set it to music

Chaz: is this another one of those Leni things?

Teag: no, it’s one of those Drop it, and leave me alone Things.

Chaz: does it have to with Leni?

Teag: (annoyed) Chaz, you’re going to be very sorry if you keep asking me.

Chaz: what is it?

Teag: (annoyed) Chaz, I’m warning you!!!

Chaz: Dude, were you ever told that there are other girls out there?

Teag: LEAVE MY PAST OUT OF THIS!!!!!

Chaz looks around confused

Teag: the first time I asked a girl out, it backfired on me drastically, my parents told me to stop being miserable about it, but it never worked. And it hasn’t gotten better since. Nowadays, Girls look at me and think I’m a sex offender, it’s like they judge me before they even know me. But Leni however, she doesn’t care about my appearance and I think she loves me, and I actually love her back

Chaz: go on, why do you love her to begin with?

Teag: well, she’s cute, funny, insanely gorgeous. She’s perfect, the moment I take her out on a date, I’ll have had everything I wanted, and then my life would be perfect........... (annoyed and miserable) (sighs) then you came along and ruined everything.

Chaz Pauses as he sees Teag making himself a s’more

Chaz: (touched) sorry to hear that Teag, I didn’t realize you were that into Leni. You know, I’m sorry I took her from you... you’re clearly the hero she deserves.

Teag: Thanks, but she’s too infatuated with you, how’s she gonna move on?

Chaz: don’t worry, maybe me and Leni would work better as friends, that way you can have Leni.

Teag: Thanks.

THE END