User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 23 (Preview)

''Lori: Hey, twerp! Wake up! I know, it's the weekend, but that's no excuse for sleeping so long!''

Lincoln: It absolutely is. Nobody gets up early on a Saturday!

Lynn: I get up at six every Saturday for my thirty-minute morning jog.

Lincoln: Then let me clarify; nobody who isn't a maniac gets up early on a Saturday.

(Lincoln yawns and stands up, but his eyes are still closed)

Lincoln:Morning, girls…

Lori: Lincoln; we've plans for this day, so use the bathroom and eat your breakfast.

Lincoln: Okay…

(He walks out from his room to the bathroom. There, he closes the door behind him. The girls go upstairs and sit down at the dinner's table. After a while Lincoln still isn't coming)

Lori: Where is he?

Lynn: Good question. Lincoln isn't usually a bathroom hog.

Lincoln: Yeah, I leave that to the rest of you.

Lori, Leni, Luan and Lynn: Hey!

Lola: I know that beauty care is important, but not even I need so much time in the bathroom.

Lori: Let's see what he's doing.

Lori: Okay, watching him sleep was weird enough, but I draw the line at peeking on him in the bathroom.

Leni: Lisa does it.

Lori: Lisa's Lisa.

(The girls go to the bathroom. They open the door and don't trust their eyes. Lincoln knees in front of the washbasin with crossed arms. He sleeps again)

Luan: Did… did he just fall asleep while brushing his teeth? What is he, a narcoleptic?

Leni: No way! Lincoln doesn't do drugs!

[Beat]

Luan: Bless your heart, Leni.

Sisters: LINCOLN!!!

''Lincoln (wakes up): Huh? What's going on?''

''Lori: Nothing is going on here! Especially you!''

(Lincoln says nothing, because he sleeps again)

Lynn: Did you just fall asleep while Lori was in the middle of yelling at you? Gotta say, that takes some serious cajones.

Luan: Yeah, I couldn't even dream of pulling that off! [Laughs] Get it?

Lori: (sighs) I think he needs help with putting on his clothes.

Lincoln: What?! No, I don't! I'm an able-bodied eleven-year-old!

Lori: An able-bodied eleven-year-old who can't stay awake for more than a few seconds.

Lincoln: Touché. Coming this Weekend: "The Sleeping Boy" by Austria-Man! Don't miss it!