No Guts, No Glori

"No Guts, No Glori" is the sixth episode of The Loud House.

Synopsis
Lincoln is chosen to be in charge when he and his sisters think Lori is too strict.

Plot
It's Friday night, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud are going out on a date. This is bad news for the Loud kids, since Lori is in charge, and apparently takes glee in bossing them around; she won't let Luna rock out, Lana make mud pies, Leni talk on the phone or Lincoln play his new video game. Dressing up as a military drill sergeant, she instructs them that they will have a very boring evening, to which they obey.

Lincoln invites his other sisters to sneak into his room and suggests a plan to overthrow "The Queen of No". After distracting Lori, the others ambush and tie her to a chair. The other sisters vote for Lincoln to be their new babysitter and, despite her warning that Lincoln won't make a good leader and that the house will fall apart without her, they confine Lori to her room with Lola on guard duty.

However, Lori's warning proves to be true; in under five minutes, the kids mess up the house with their roughhousing and destructive antics. Lincoln attempts to get them to stop, but they refuse to so, derisively calling him Lori. Realizing that Lori is the only one who can stop the chaos, he tries to get Lola to release her, but she instead knocks him out with a golf club and ties him to a chair.

Upon using Geo to free himself, Lincoln makes his way into Lori's room through her window and begs her to help him. She refuses at first, but expects the help. The two make their way downstairs, and Lori uses glitter to distract Lola and the warning that Mom and Dad will be home in ten minutes to get the other sisters to cease their madness and clean up the house, and they have to do it fast, since she gets a call saying that they will be home really soon.

Under Lori's authority and through Luna's cleaning montage, the kids manage to clean the giant mess just as their parents get home. Lori joins Lincoln in playing his new game, both having learned that you can't say "no" all the time, and all is well until Dad notices his broken golf club.

Characters

 * Lincoln Loud
 * Lori Loud
 * Leni Loud
 * Luna Loud
 * Luan Loud (no lines, only heard laughing)
 * Lynn Loud
 * Lucy Loud
 * Lana Loud
 * Lola Loud
 * Lisa Loud
 * Lily Loud
 * Lynn Loud Sr.
 * Rita Loud (on-screen debut)
 * Charles
 * Cliff
 * Geo
 * Walt

Mentioned Characters

 * Bobby Santiago

Cast
Luan has no lines in this episode, although she is heard obeying Lori's command with her other siblings and laughing when she chases Leni.
 * Grant Palmer as Lincoln
 * Catherine Taber as Lori
 * Liliana Mumy as Leni
 * Nika Futterman as Luna
 * Jessica DiCicco as Lynn / Lucy
 * Grey Griffin as Lana / Lola / Lily
 * Lara Jill Miller as Lisa
 * Brian Stepanek as Lynn Sr.
 * Jill Talley as Rita

Trivia

 * The episode takes place on Friday the 13th, a day often considered to bring superstitious misfortune. Coincidentally, this episode premiered in the US on a week that had a Friday the 13th.
 * Luan chases Leni with a fake spider which she would do again in "Along Came a Sister".
 * It's revealed that Lola really likes glitter.
 * It's revealed that Lori's the only Loud Sibling who can keep the house from ending up in a pile of rubble or ashes.
 * It's revealed that when Lola is not wearing her pink gloves, her finger nails are painted pink.
 * The messes the Loud Sisters made:
 * Luan chasing Leni with her fake spider.
 * Lisa doing her weird science experiments.
 * Lynn pouring dirt and using a water hose for her dirt bike.
 * Lucy and Lana having a food fight.
 * Luna playing her music too loud.
 * Lily running around without her diaper on.
 * This is the second segment to take place only at night, following "Left in the Dark".
 * So far, this is the only segment where Lola has said the word "sorry" (not counting "Heavy Meddle" where all the sisters are heard attempting to apologize to Lincoln in unison).
 * Luan never tells a pun nor joke in this segment.
 * It is revealed that The Loud family also own 4 pet fish.

Errors

 * When the Loud siblings are carrying Lori while she's tied up in the chair, her slip-ons are black instead of blue.
 * When Lori starts to laugh at Lincoln being left in charge, her eyelid is her skin tone, not the color of her eye shadow.
 * When Lori pulls out the schedule of the evening, the title up top says Lori's Rules instead of Lori's Schedule.
 * In one of the behind the scenes gifs, Lincoln's skin turns red while shaking angry and rushes to stop. But in the episode, he did shake angry and his skin turns red and he didn't rush to stop his sisters.
 * In another one of those behind the scenes gifs, Lana is grabbing all of the meatballs from the bowl, but in the episode, she didn't grab all of the meatballs from the bowl, but she was holding some.
 * Luan has camouflage on her, but when Leni comes in Lincoln's room for the meeting, The camouflage disappeared on her.
 * Lincoln got hit by a slice of pizza and waffles in Lucy and Lana's food fight. But in the next scene, Lincoln didn't got food on him.
 * The food art was on the staircase, but in the previous scene, it was not on the staircase.
 * Lynn is using the water hose to clean the kitchen, but right after she cleaned it, she was outside the window.
 * The calendar only has 28 days.

Running Gags

 * Lincoln Loud and Lori Loud saying "no" to their siblings.