Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180306012505/@comment-30953185-20180307042833

Clyde: You said that about the beauty pageant and-

Lincoln: I was robbed! (glances at the viewers and blushes) Uh- I mean-… let’s just go to the backyard.

[Cut to Me, Lincoln and Clyde standing in front of a pool full of diet soda]

Clyde: Are you sure about this? This seems a bit… excessive.

Me: I think it looks cool.

Lincoln: Trust me. Everyone’s gonna wanna see this! Are we rolling yet?

Clyde: In three, two, one… now!

Lincoln: (In character) Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mints meet 88 gallons of diet soda? Well, you're about to find out! (rides on Lana's skateboard off a ramp onto a catapult where he is launched by Charles and Cliff into a swimming pool full of diet soda, causing the soda and mints to shoot out like a geyser)

Clyde: (Drenched in soda) That… was… (excitedly) amazing!

Me: (also drenched in soda. I lick some of the soda off) And tasty!

Lincoln: See? I told you so!