User blog:FirstDrellSpectre/FDS's crazy theories

I have some crazy theories about the show. Feel free to comment them but keep civil.

=Theory 1=

Due to their similar appearances I believe Unnamed Woman is a mother of Becky and Paige. The girls even have similar clothes, they really look like sisters.

=Theory 2=

Bratty Kid has a sibling among Maggie's friends. His mother was present at Maggie's birthday in Funny Business, likely because she was looking after her child. The bratty kid was absent on the party, so one of Maggie's friends must be her other child. Most similar to the boy is the blond girl.

=Theory 3=

Lucy is a preterm born baby. I read articles about babies born prematurely. They have underdeveloped organisms what can include paleness of skin due blood not transporting oxygen properly because of anemia. Also nerve systems of those babies are damaged so they can improperly muture emotionally as older. That would explain why Lucy is pale and mostly emotionless.

=Theory 4=

Lily is Lori's daughter. That would explain why Lori acts so motherly towards Lily and why she bothered in "Cover Girls" if Bobby is a good baby sitter. If he's going to be her husband, she needs someone competent at baby sitting. Lori could get pregnant as a teenager but father of Lily either died or abandoned her due to his irresponsibility. Lori pretends Lily is her baby sisters according to advice of her parents to avoid scandal. Alternatively Lily and Leni have same shade of blond, so Leni can be Lily's mother.

=Theory 5= The twins are so different because different sisters influenced them. Lana is so tomboyish due to spending most of her life with Lynn. Lynn is the most tomboyish sister so she could influence Lana to be who she's now. Lola can be the most feminine sister because she would spend most of her life with either Lori or Leni, the most feminine girls.

=Theory 6=

Lincoln was born at Spring. Leaves were green during his 7th birthday. Since he is still in School as a 5th grader and 11 years old the more likely case would be Spring.

=Theory 7= Leni is so ditzy because she as an infant fell on her head. Many people got mentally invalid because as babies they fell on head what caused permanent brain damage and wrong working of it.