Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180805212940/@comment-32807753-20180806005001

Lynn: Oh yeah! This is my kind of story!

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[Lincoln is asleep in his bed. The alarm clock wakes him up. He excitedly jumps out of his bed to pick up his walkie talkie from his backpack]

Lincoln: (to the audience) Ah, Saturday! There's nothing better than a day all to yourself. A day where you can do whatever you'd like, and I know what I'd like to do today! (picks up walkie talkie) Clyde! You excited to go to Gus' Games and Grubs?!

Clyde: Uh, Lincoln-

Lincoln: I know! I'm excited too! I can't wait to try out the new Super Sluggers Rush IV! It'll be-

Clyde: (regretfully) Actually, Lincoln, there's been a last minute change of plans. My cousin's house kind of got destroyed.

Lincoln: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that... what happened?

Clyde: The storm last night literally ripped off the roof of their house.

Lincoln: Oh, yeah. It was pretty rainy out there...

Clyde: So my parents are going over there to repair their house and they want to me come with them. My parents happen to know a bit of carpentry. Sorry about this, man.

Lincoln: It's alright buddy. Don't worry about me. Your family needs you right now and that's more important.

Clyde: Thanks for understanding, buddy. Well, we're gonna take off now. See ya in a few days.

Lincoln: Well, this stinks. Clyde's gone for the weekend. I guess I could go over to Gus' myself, but that wouldn't be the same with just me. Who else can I invite with me?

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Lisa: I think you mean “invite to go with you”.

Lincoln: And let me guess, no one wants to go with me...