User blog:SonicN/If Master Splinter were in LH Episodes

Let's say Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were in the Loud House and was a teacher to the Loud kids (Not necessarily ninjutsu, but to offer morals), what kind of lessons do you think would he should offer to the children if he were in episodes like Get the Message, Sound of Silence, No Such Luck, etc.?

'''This is a questions just for fun. NOT to imply that he should be in the show.'''