Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170429225606/@comment-30953185-20170430221944

Luan: yes.

Me: But why?

Luan: Well, ever since Luna left, I've had no one to try my jokes on. So I've been watching a lot of cable news and what I've seen is horrific.

LINCOLN: "Don't be ridiculous! You're a comedian!" [takes out a pie and throws it into his face] "See? Funny, right?" [a horde of wild animals stampedes past us] ME: "What the heck was that?!" LUAN: "They're just Lana's pets. I liberated them. And now, I'm off to heal this ticking time bomb we call Earth."