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Popping Pop - Ep 1, by LoudFanWolf.

(WARNING: The following story contains references to drug and alcohol usage. Reader discretion is advised)


 * It starts with Derek, Luna, and Luan sitting on the Loud family couch. All  3of them turn to look at the viewer.*

DEREK: Hello, readers, and welcome to Popping Pop, the show where me, and these two lovely ladies right here *gestures to Luna and Luan* listen  to pop songs from 2010 to the current year

LUNA: As we al know, or at least as me and Derek know, Pop music from 2010 and beyond is all crap.

DEREK:  And Luna and I, along with my beautiful and funny girlfriend Luan, are gonna ;isten uple of those crappy songs, and basically just criticize/make fun of them for all they're worth.

LUAN: And as we all know, I'm the master of comedy, so this should be easy.

DEREK: Yes, yes it should. Anyway, the first song that we are going to be looking at today is ''7 Years by Lukas Graham. ''Which is a rap/pop song realeased in 2015 about growing up and succeeding at life, apparently. Anyway, are you ready for this ladies?

LUAN AND LUNA: Yep!

DEREK: Alright, let's take a listen.

''Once I was seven years old my momma told me Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely Once I was seven years old''

DEREK: Okay, well, I mean she's right. Being an introvert can be kind of lonely.

LUAN: But way to force your kid to do things mom. Most people just make friends naturally, not because their mom told them to.

''It was a big big world, but we thought we were bigger Pushing each other to the limits, we were learning quicker By eleven smoking herb and drinking burning liquor Never rich so we were out to make that steady figure''

*Derek, Luna and Luans eyes widen as they hear the third line, with Derek's brow furrowing at the fourth*

LUAN; Oooookayyyy, what kind of friends did you make, Lukas? Doing drugs and drinking at 11, huh? Lukas must've had great parents.

LUNA: Yeah, this is worse than when the fans portray me as a pothead in fanfictions.

DEREK: Also, "Out to make that steady figure?" You're 11! What of kind of job are you gonna get at 11 years old thats legal?!"

''Once I was eleven years old my daddy told me Go get yourself a wife or you'll be lonely Once I was eleven years old''

LUAN: Again, way to tell your kid what to do, Dad.

''I always had that dream like my daddy before me So I started writing songs, I started writing stories Something about that glory just always seemed to bore me 'Cause only those I really love will ever really know me''

LUNA: See, now, this is totally true. It ain't about the success of your music, it's just about the music.

DEREK: Yeah, and y'know, you're kinda like that Luna, you don't really care about getting noticed for your music as long as your making music. GOOD music.

LUNA: And that's the thing, as long you know the music that you're making is good, then that's all that matters.

''Once I was twenty years old, my story got told Before the morning sun, when life was lonely Once I was twenty years old''

LUAN: Lonely? I thought you said that you had friends, or are thye just the guys you smoke pot with? Furthermore, do you owe them money for that pot?

LUNA: Anyway, why does he really care all that much that he got noticed if the idea all the attention bored him? Also, did he seriosuly put audio of his own concerts in this song, way to toot your own horn, Lukas.

''I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure 'Cause I know the smallest voices, they can make it major I got my boys with me at least those in favor And if we don't meet before I leave, I hope I'll see you later''

LUNA: They left because they didn't want the attention, and they thought that you didn't either.

''Once I was twenty years old, my story got told I was writing about everything, I saw before me Once I was twenty years old Soon we'll be thirty years old, our songs have been sold We've traveled around the world and we're still roaming Soon we'll be thirty years old''

LUNA: See, now you're just bragging about how successful you are. That's not cool, dude.

DEREK: Lukas Graham is a rapper, Luna; money and success is pretty much all rappers talk about.

I'm still learning about life My woman brought children for me So I can sing them all my songs And I can tell them stories

DEREK: "My woman," Is it just me or does that sound a little misogyinistic?

LUAN: Also, she BROUGHT children for you? That sounds a little odd. "Hey, honey, I bought a kid from the grocery store, 20% off!"

DEREK: "Hey, honey, I got  twins for you, 2 for the price of one!"

LUNA: Hey, honey, I got this kid for free, straight off of the preschool parking-"

"Derek quickly covers Lunas mouth before she can finish*

DEREK: Okay, Luny, that's a little dark. Remember, the Admins are reading.

LUNA: Oh, right, sorry.

DEREK: It's okay. Anyway, here's another thing wrong with this. It just sounds like the only reason why Lukas is having these kids is just so he can share his crappy rap songs with them. Oh, yeah, I'm sure they'd love to listen to them Lukas. *sarcasm*

LUAN: Can you just imagine him putting one his kids to sleep? "Okay, son, I'mma rap a lullaby. UH UH hush little baby don;t you cry.." *she starts giggling, as do Derek and Luna*

Derek: Anyway, let's keep listening.

''Soon I'll be sixty years old, my daddy got sixty-one Remember life and then your life becomes a better one I made a man so happy when I wrote a letter once I hope my children come and visit, once or twice a month''

LUAN: They probably won't. How would you like having to constantly listen to your dads crappy rap music? You're lucky if they send you a christmas card.

LUNA: That, and you also kidn-

DEREK: Luny...

LUNA: Right, sorry, I'll stop.

''Soon I'll be sixty years old, will I think the world is cold Or will I have a lot of children who can warm me Soon I'll be sixty years old Soon I'll be sixty years old, will I think the world is cold Or will I have a lot of children who can warm me Soon I'll be sixty years old''

LUAN: Once again, you probably won't.

DEREK: Also, why do you care about what you think the world if you're so successful and rich and full of yourself? You should pretty much be eternally optimistic.

''Once I was seven years old, momma told me Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely Once I was seven years old''

Once I was seven years old

DEREK: Well, you knaw what I was doing at 7 year old? Playing in the park, and having fun.

LUNA:  Trying to find out what my destiny was.

LUAN: Doing comedy,  my only goal being to make people laugh, not become famous off of it.

DEREK: Well, anyway, that's all for now folks we hope you enjoyed the first episode of "Popping Pop." See you next time.

(A/N: This whas my first time writing ins cript form, I hope I did good. This story sereis idea was something that came in my head today, and I;m not sure if it was a good idea or not. Ddid you gius like it, do you wanna see more?> Tell me down in the comments below!)