User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Left in the Dark

Lincoln was excited to watch his fave show.

It was the last episode of the season to go.

But his sisters all wanted to watch TV too,

So distracting them was what he had to do.

He said to the twins, "Have a tea party instead,".

Lola said, "Yes!", but "That's dumb!" Lana said.

Lincoln gave Lana two frogs to invite,

And then the twins both started to fight.

Then into the hallway walked jokey Luan.

Linc said, "The twins are fighting. Try to film them while you can."

She filmed the twins and then picked up Lily.

Lisa used big words for groceries, which is a bit silly.

He gave her the groceries and she took them in,

Then he gave a helium-filled football to Lynn.

He then lied to Leni that she had a zit,

And so she ran off to get rid of it.

He gave a light show to Luna and returned Lori's phone.

He put Lily down to sleep and thought, "Now I'm alone,"

But he overlooked Lucy, who wanted to view,

"The Vampires of Melancholia". Linc said, "I know. You,

Watch your show here like you wanted to do,

While I watch mine in black-and-white,

On Dad's old TV because that's a real fright."

Lucy wanted to watch in black-and-white instead,

So they both went upstairs. "This is heavy!", Linc said,

But when he plugged it in, the power went out.

"It was your TV that did it!" the sisters did shout.

Luan told a joke and most were a tough crowd,

But she was given a cookie by young Lisa Loud.

The cookie made her glow (even her clothes and hair),

As Lisa had invented it, which gave them a scare,

But it also made Luan a scource of light,

Because the glow was very bright.

Lincoln wanted to turn the circuit breaker on.

Lori said, "I'm in charge while the parents have gone,

Out," but she was a bit too scared to head down,

So she tried to send down the family clown.

Unfortunately, Luan's glow then went out.

Lori heard some moaning and the Louds began to shout.

The twins thought there was a ghost and both of them cried.

Lincoln reassured him and contacted Clyde,

But Clyde ran away because he was nervous of Lori.

(He had a crush on her. Lincoln's used to this story).

Lincoln used Luan's camera and started to go down.

"You can't go in there yourself," Lori said with a frown,

"Let's go down together," so they went down in a team.

Linc said, "Things aren't quite as scary as they seem.

The moaning's just the pipes and the scratching's our cat."

"But I smell a bad smell," said Lynn, "What about that?".

"Lily's diaper is full," explained Lincoln to Lynn,

But he heard his name and bravely jumped in,

To fight the ghost that he thought was there,

But Lori turned the lights on. The cause of his fear,

Was really the laundry with the walkie-talkie inside,

And the voice saying Linc's name was none other than Clyde.

He ran up the stairs, but he'd missed his show.

Lori gave him popcorn and Luan said, "You know,

You lived it," and they watched the recording on TV.

Lincoln said, "At least I have my big family."