Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20180425031835/@comment-32807753-20180501170559

(Okay which ones?)

Lori: Ugh. Dad, we’ve been driving all night! No sign of Lincoln!

Lynn Sr.: Sorry kids, but this trail goes on for miles! Seriously, how much syrup did I put in that cake?!

Lola: [sadly] I’m starting to think we’ll never find Lincoln now.

Leni: [tears up]

Luna: Dude! Quiet! You don’t want Leni to have another breakdown! Do you?

Lana: [sadly] But she’s right. At this point, Lincoln’s gone for good.

Leni: [burst into tears] LINKY! [curls into ball]

Leni: This whole "Linky" thing is starting to get on my nerves now!

Lincoln: Can we just count how many times the word Linky appears in this fanfiction now?

Lisa: I've already been doing that, so far we have 11, all of which are, of course, from Leni.