User blog:007Jamesdean/Vince's Greatest Birthday

''[It starts with Girl Jordan screaming, getting nailed in the face by a dodgeball, and collapsing. Penelope runs by Lincoln and Clyde and gets nailed too, followed by Zach, then Andrew, then Liam.]''

I am dodging and throwing dodgeballs faster than a bullet fired from a gun.

Lincoln: [To Clyde] "Man, I hate gym class." [dodges a ball]

Clyde: "And the worst part is, class hasn't even started yet."

[Gets nailed into his underwear, and winds up lying on the floor with some of his fellow classmates and Lincoln and me are still dodging and throwing.]

Me: (Taunting) Is that the best you can do coach? My grandmother throws better than you!

Coach Pacowski was our substitute Coach.

He got mad and he threw all the dodgeballs at a rapid pace like a machine gun and I was dodging all of his throws. I use my octopus arms and tail and arms and grab all the balls.

Me: Catch all these Barnacles for Brains!

I throw all the balls and they hit Couch Pacowski and it hurt bad.

He was in a daze and he collapsed.

Me: Take that!

Everyone cheered wildly for me.

Girl: Way to go big bro!

Me: Thanks Girl Jordan.

Lincoln: That was awesome!

Zach: How are you so strong J.D.?

Me: The benefits of training Zach. When you train and work as hard as I have you tend to get stronger to amazing levels you never though possible.

Coach Pacowski: (Dazed) I already scraped the barnacles ma.

Me: I think I hit him too hard. I'll take him to the nurse.

I pick up Coach Pacowski and take him out of the gym.

[At the Nurse's office, Coach comes to wearing bandages on his head, laying on the bed.]

Nurse Patti: "Oh, well, now that's quite a goose egg, Coach. Geez, how'd you do that?"

Coach Pacowski: "Uh, well, I uh-"

Me: We were playing dodgeball and I threw them at him and nailed him hard. I hope I didn't hurt him too hard.

Nurse Patti: No you didn't J.D. He'll be fine.

Me: Well that's a relief. Coach I'm sorry I got carried away.

Coach Pacowski: No it's all right J.D. But you are an amazing Dodgeball player. You should sign up for the Annual Ultimate Dodgeballteer Championship. It's coming up in just a couple of weeks. We play our rival team The Hazeltucky Badgers. (Points to a flyer for said event)

I look at the poster and its a flaming dodgeball flying by a trophy and smashing someone in the face.

Me: This sounds like an awesome event. Sign me up coach. I hope Hawk and Hank aren't playing in it.

Nurse Patti: Actually J.D. they are. After they were released from prison they were demoted all the way back to 5th grade.

Lincoln: Whoa! That's rough.

Me: Yeah. I mean they're right around Luan's Age and they were sent back to 5th Grade. I would call that cruel and unusual punishment.

Nurse Patti: Same here.

Me: Yeah. (Watch Beeps and Gasps) it's time to get ready.

Lincoln: Ready for what?

Me: Tomorrow is Vince's Birthday so I called a meeting in Lori's Room so we can discuss what to do for his birthday.

Lincoln: Whoa! We better get over there!

Nurse Patti: Tell Vince Happy Birthday from us.

Me: Will do Nurse Patti.

Clyde: We're gonna be late!

Me: Not if I get us there really fast.

I turn into Ultimate J.D.

Me: XLR8!

I grab Lincoln, Clyde, Girl Jordan, Zach Liam, Haiku and Lincoln's sisters and we rush home.

When we came in through the door I revert back and drop them.

Lincoln: J.D. that was awesome!

Me: When you have a Kinetceleran's Super Speed at your disposal you can run really fast!

TBC