User blog:BatSam247/Fan-Fiction: Lil' Quackers



This is the most requested story from the most recent poll. Enjoy!

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[The episode starts with a shot of the sun in the sky. A mama duck then flies in front of the sun and lands near some tall grass and goes over to her nest. She then sits in it, trying to hatch her four eggs. After a while, the mama duck decides to fly off to a nearby lake. Shortly after she leaves, some growling is heard as a mysterious figure with dark, red eyes peeks out from behind the grass and looks at the nest of eggs.]

[Cut to the mama duck swimming around in the lake.]

Mama Duck: [quacks while swimming]

[A piece of bread floats towards her, which she gobbles up. Another piece of bread comes by, which the mama duck gobbles up too.]

Mama Duck: [quacks]

[Several more pieces of bread float towards the mama duck, as the screen pans to show that Lincoln and Lana were the ones giving the mama duck the pieces of bread. The rest of the family is in the background at a nearby picnic table.]

Lana: I think that should tide her over for the day. [closes her bag of bread and goes to the table]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Today, me and my family are at Grand Venture State Park again. Unlike last time, [glares at Lucy] when somebody's fortune made me miss out on everything, Nothing has ruined this experience for me so far. [closes up his bag of bread and goes to the table]

[After eating the rest of the bread, the mama duck flies off. Cut back to the nest, where it is revealed to be a fox behind the bushes. He slowly picks up the nest and runs off with it. Unfortunately, he trips on a boulder, making the four eggs go airborne and into a tree. The fox goes to the other hole and sticks its head inside to eat the eggs, but a bathing squirrel notices the fox and shoves him out of the hole, angrily chittering at him.]

[The squirrel goes back inside the tree, only to have the four eggs bonk him on the head. The squirrel then chucks out the eggs out of the tree's bottom hole. The four eggs then roll down a rock and launch up into the air. They then land in a pile of leaves, which, in addition to the eggs, is blown away by the wind. The eggs are now near the Loud family's picnic table.]

Lincoln: Excuse me, guys. I gotta go take a leak. [whistles while leaving the table, only to come across the four duck eggs] Huh?

[The four duck eggs then start to crack, and a duck emerges out of each. They start chirping happily.]

Lincoln: [picks up the four ducks] Hey, little guys. Where's your mom?

[The ducks chirp, in a confused tone.]

Lincoln: In that case, you guys better get back to your nest. [sets the four down] Now, off you go. [walks towards a bush and proceeds to do his business]

[The baby ducks chirp at one another, then they follow Lincoln to the bush.]

Lincoln: I thought you were supposed to be heading back to your nest. Besides, I'm in the middle of something right now.

[The baby ducks proceed to hug Lincoln's leg, much to Lincoln's confusion. Cut to the family is packing up their stuff in Vanzilla.]

Rita: Where's Lincoln? He should be back by now.

[Lincoln comes out from the bushes and walks to Vanzilla.]

Lincoln: It's sure been a great time here. When I can actually enjoy it.

[However, the baby ducks have followed Lincoln to Vanzilla.]

Lincoln: What the? [lightly pushes the baby ducks away] Go on, back to your nest.

[Lincoln tries to walk away, but the baby ducks keep following him.]

Lincoln: Guys, I think they're following me.

Lana: Where'd you find those baby ducks?

Lincoln: I saw them hatch from their eggs on my way to a bush.

Lisa: Seems that they imprinted on you, elder brother.

Lincoln: Wait, these ducks think that I'm their mom?

Lynn: [chuckles] Seems like it.

[Lincoln tries to run away from the ducks while Lynn laughs and the other sisters think it's adorable ]

Other Sisters: Awwww!

Lincoln: Just leave me alone.

Lynn Sr.: [from the car] Lincoln, can you put the picnic basket up in the trunk so we can go?

[Lincoln proceeds to do so, but when Lincoln's done putting the basket in the trunk, the four ducks stealthily hop inside the basket before Lincoln closes the trunk. Vanzilla then drives off back to the Loud House.]

WIP