Talk:Patching Things Up/@comment-43960228-20200118135031

Here's my fanon/trollpasta rendiction of the plot and synopsis.

Plot
Lana and Lola are about to shoot Lincoln's head with a slingshot to reach into the badge sash's hole.

Synopsis
Lana and Lola are excited today, because it's the day they get a chance to become official Bluebell Scouts together. To help motivate each other, they give each other their lucky charms (for Lana: Lola's princess wand, for Lola: Lana's sink plunger). As the two prepare to head off, they run into Lincoln and Clyde with smiles on their faces. They want to come in order to get their hands on some of the Bluebell's famous cookies, under the guise that they want to support them. However, Lana and Lola see through this, and leave while they boys' minds are wrapped around the thought of cookies.

At Camp Blue Bell, the Scout Leader tells the girls that in order for them to become Bluebell Scouts, they need to earn five patches, which Lana and Lola see as a simple task. The first patch assigned is the Wilderness Protection patch, which requires them to pick up trash on a hiking trail. As they hike, Lana has no problem picking up the trash, while Lola has a panic attack at the garbage she has to pick up. As a result, Lana wins the patch, and Lola fails miserably. Behind a shrub, Lincoln and Clyde look around trying to find the cookies, but are unsuccessful in doing so. The next badge is the Car Care patch, which requires them to fix a tire on the bus. Lana manages to fix up the bus, allowing her to win the badge, and Lola fails again due to suggesting a car mechanic instead of doing the work herself. The next patch is the Rod & Reel patch, which requires catching a fish. However, to do so, they must use a worm as bait, causing Lola to immediately get sick, and throw up in a tote bag. As Lana and Lola leave, Lincoln and Clyde suspect that the tote bag on the table has the cookies. However, after sticking his face in the bag, Lincoln realizes there are no cookies in the bag, but Lola's barf. Next up is the Primitive Survival patch, which requires them to dig a latrine. Confused, Lola asks Lana what a latrine is. Lana eagerly tells her it's a hole you go to the bathroom in. This causes Lola to scream in sheer horror. By now, Lana has four patches, while Lola doesn't have any. Lola tells her twin that she's trying her best, but because of the unorthodox activities that are involved, she can't do it.

The next patch is the Fashion Forecast patch, causing the twins to gasp in bewilderment. Lola manages to excel in earning the badge, but Lana doesn't. As they leave, Lincoln and Clyde think that the Scout Leader had them on her all along in her backpack, so they begin to follow her. The next patch is the Murder patch, which requires decapitating Lincoln's head and making it fly with a slingshot (yeah, angry birds reference, huh?) and Lana and Lola proceeds to do that, which is cutting off Lincoln's head from his body, shrinking it with a shrink ray, his head on one of the slingshots, and they both do that, and they shot Lincoln's head into the badge sash that had a hole (similar to the title card.) and it flies to space.

Lola took Lincoln's headless corpse, dumping gasoline all over them and striking a match, repeating their lines from their final minutes. "Roger, permission granted, we are confirmed at T-minus 10 seconds... and counting... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2..." but before they got to one, Lincoln's headless corpse pulled a chainsaw out of hammerspace, slowly walking towards them, the chainsaw raised. They both screamed hyper-realisticly as they took off running. What followed was 10 straight minutes of Lola and Lana running around Camp Blue Bell as he can while Lincoln's corpse slowly walked towards them, just like a horror movie. Lincoln was somehow keeping up with them as he is walking at a slow creep as them was running at what seemed like 999mph. Lincoln passed by his head, placing it back on, although it's very wobbly so it looks like Lincoln has some type of neurological disorder. they tired themself out, falling to the ground with a thud with so much bass in it there, Lincoln grabbed them by the shoulder. Lincoln drove the chainsaw into their chests, badges poured from theirr open wound as Lincoln's corpse fell on the ground and the episode ends.