User blog:Dudiho/Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie (The Loud House Crossover) - Chapter 6

So Arnold, Helga, Gerald, the Louds, the Casagrandes, Clyde, Sid, Sam, George, Tabby, Margo, Paula, Haiku, Rocky, Amir, Sasha, Darcy, David, Miles, Stella and Penelope were ready to fight. They loaded themselves with swords, baseball bats, axes, chainsaws, machine guns, flamethrowers, food and water for their long and fearful journey. The Green Eyed race all lined up to bid farewell to their special warriors. The chief was there to give them his final word.

"May we wish you well and hope you bring La Corazón back to our noble tribe. You'll be regarded as heroes of the Green Eyes for generation of our people. God speed and good luck." The chief said.

And so they did. They clapped and cheered until the group was out of earshot. Later on...

"So how did you survive from the fall?" Gerald asked.

"Just luck, I guess." Arnold said. "Oh mom, dad, this is Gerald, he's my best friend.”

"Pleasure of meeting you." Miles and Stella said.

"And that girl over there, that's Helga." Arnold said as Miles and Stella waved to Helga who waved back, but was staring at Penelope crossly. While Penelope looked at Arnold in a dreamy look, Helga just snarled behind her back.

“My name is Lincoln Loud and these are my ten sisters: Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily.” Lincoln said.

“It’s an honor of meeting you all.” Miles and Stella said.

“It’s literally a pleasure.” Lori said.

“OMG! I’m so totes glad to meet you both.” Leni said.

“Peace out, dudes.” Luna said.

“What’s up, docs?” Luan asked.

“Lynnsanity at your service!” Lynn gloated.

“Children of the night. What music we make.” Lucy said.

“This is my pet snake El Diablo.” Lana said, showing Miles and Stella her pet snake.

“Bow before me.” Lola said.

“Greetings.” Lisa said.

“Goo goo da da.” Lily said, waving her hand.

Back at La Sombra’s hideout, everyone was back in their cells, they were tired, annoyed and hungry.

"Oh when I see that Arnold, it's going to be his head!" Rhonda snapped crossly.

"Now Rhonda, we all know that Arnold didn't win this contest to capture us." Mr. Simmons said.

"Mr. Simmons, aren't you aware that Arnold is not here?" Phoebe asked.

Mr. Simmons looked around and already noticed, "Neither is Helga and Gerald. Oh great, that's three students lost!" Mr. Simmons said, stressed.

"Dundee!" La Sombra shouted.

"Y-yes, sir?" Dundee asked.

"Take these slaves...to death!" He replied.

The students, Mr. Simmons and the Louds’ remaining friends gasped in horror.

"This is for terrorising my part of San Lorenzo and for knowing the secret to my hideout so you guys won't tell your precious 'CIA' about me!" He said crossly.

So, Dundee opened the cage door and lead them out to the concourse of his hideout. "Now you stay here, if there’s any funny business, I'll shoot you where you stand!" He walked away. “Dundee, look after them."

"Yes, sir!" He stood up and looked at them.

Meanwhile, at the camp ground, Arnold could see all the tents all lined up, just like it when he left.

"Well, this is where I last saw them." Gerald said.

"Now what?!" Arnold asked.

"Look!" Penelope said, pointing out tire marks still there even from last night’s storm.

"Yeah, I remember now, these are the tyre marks from their jeeps!" Gerald said.

"Jeeps?" Penelope wondered.

"They're like a cart, only they move with a wheel and a motor." Arnold explained.

"Oh thanks for telling me." She blushed.

So Arnold, Miles, Stella, Gerald, the Louds, the Casagrandes, Clyde, Sid, Sam, George, Tabby, Margo, Paula, Haiku, Rocky, Amir, Sasha, Darcy and David rushed their way following the tyre marks. Helga grabbed Penelope by the shoulders.

"Listen to me you fangirl, Arnold can be you Justin Timberlake or your Lil Romeo, but he's my man and you touch him, smell his hair or calling him football head, then you'll meet Ol' Betsy." She said darkly, showing her fist only to be lowered down by Lori in annoyance.

“That’s enough, Helga.” Lori said.

“Don’t mind Helga, she’s an overzealous womanchild. Just stay together with the others.” Ronnie Anne said.

Penelope agreed and so they ran off to catch up to the guys.

Later on, the students and the rest of the Louds’ friends were cold, tired and hoped for help. Then they heard someone coming up from the concourse, it was Arnold, Miles, Stella, Gerald, the Louds, the Casagrandes, Clyde, Sid, Sam, George, Tabby, Margo, Paula, Haiku, Rocky, Amir, Sasha, Darcy, David, Helga and Penelope! Everyone was about to cheer until...La Sombra came out!

"Hey there, remember us?!" Miles called out.

"YOU?!" He snapped. “I-I-I thought you were dead?! Ah well, at least I can kill you now and what do you know, it’s the miracle boy, I remember the day you were born and what do you know, it's a family reunion, time to die!" He swung his sword.

Penelope, Miles and Stella were fighting him off. “Arnold, save your friends and run back into the caves, I'll stop this pain in the..." But just then La Sombra screamed.

Arnold, Helga, Gerald, the Louds, the Casagrandes, Clyde, Sid, Sam, George, Tabby, Margo, Paula, Haiku, Rocky, Amir, Sasha, Darcy and David all untied them and they ran into the caves. Miles, Stella and Penelope ran along with them, with La Sombra running from behind. Just then, Arnold, the Loud children and their friends rushed into La Sombra's treasure cove where Rhonda found her jewellery box and hugged it with joy. The Loud kids were surprised to see their parents Lynn Sr. and Rita, their grandparents Albert “Pop-Pop” and Myrtle “Gran-Gran”, Clyde’s parents Harold and Howard, the adult Casagrandes, Sid and Adelaide’s parents Stanley and Becca, Lynn Sr.’s best friend Kotaro and Luna’s roadie Chester Chunk.

“Mom! Dad! What brought you guys and the other adults here?” Lincoln asked.

“Dr. Santiago is currently working with Miles, Stella and Eduardo. It wasn’t that surprising for him to see his children at the mercy of their archnemesis La Sombra, so he personally called us warning that you and your sisters could be in danger as well...” Rita explained.

“...and we called the other Casagrandes, the McBrides, the Changs, your grandparents and my pals Kotaro and Chunk in this time of crisis.” Lynn Sr. concluded.

“We all arrived in San Lorenzo and ventured into the jungle for a rescue mission.” Hector, Ronnie and Bobby’s grandfather, said.

“But La Sombra and his evil army abducted us and trapped us into this room full of treasures.” Harold said.

“We’re sorry, mis hijos. We’ve tried to find you...” Maria, Ronnie and Bobby’s mom, sighed.

“No, we’ve found you.” Ronnie Anne explained, hugging her mom, as Bobby did the same.

“Yo, Chunk! How’s your jungle trip?” Luna asked.

“A little thrills that won’t get away from me, but otherwise I’m fine.” Chunk replied.

“Good to see everyone reunited here. We’ve got a great plan to finish La Sombra and his army once and for all: me and my siblings will help Arnold, his parents and his classmates fend off La Sombra. And you guys will all focus on bringing down La Sombra’s army.” Lori explained.

“We’re counting on you, girl.” Carol agreed.

“We’ll be alright, babe. We promise.” Bobby said, turning to Lori.

“Don’t let us down, lame-o.” Ronnie said, fizzling Lincoln’s hair.

“We’ll promise, swear it.” Lincoln admitted.

“Play it proud, Lunes.” Sam said.

“And you play it, Sammy. Just do it!” Luna gloated.

Arnold looked around for La Corazón, but he couldn't find it, "I promise to give the Green Eyes their precious jewel back and I'm gonna do it! CHARGE!!!" Arnold shouted as the Loud kids and all the students screamed and charged to get La Sombra.

“FOR ROYAL WOODS!!!!” The Loud kids roared on the top of their lungs.

A while later, Penelope ran towards Arnold's group and the Loud siblings, while Miles and Stella tripped together in the middle room when La Sombra soon found them on the ground in the middle of his 'home'.

"And now you both shall die!" He said coldly.

Miles and Stella were hugging each other for dear life. All the goons showed up and watched.

"Not so fast Bucko!" A well-known voice said.

"Who goes there?!" La Sombra asked.

"Me, Arnold Shortman!" Arnold said with a sword in his hand.

"HAHAHAHA!" La Sombra sneered evilly. "You and what army, kid?"

"Me and this army!" Behind him there were the Loud kids ready to kick some total butt.

“Weapons... Equalists... The cowards have colonized the Earth. For this, my ancestors were insulted and dishonored. Puny gods, idols, evil wolves, vipers, cults, tribes, secret societies, freemasons... no more. The Loud family will rock you and your lackeys loud and proud!” Lucy hissed.

“It’s time for some hardcore metal...” Luna snarled.

“You’ll pay for the loss of Jules Rimet...” Lynn growled.

Miles and Stella smiled. “And he's not a kid, he's a man." Stella said as kicked La Sombra in the lower groin.

"What should we do?" Penelope asked.

"We should...ATTACK!" Arnold shouted.

“LOUDS!!! TOGETHER!!!! STRONG!!!!” The Loud kids roared.

And so they did, Arnold rescued his parents and they've joined the fight. Meanwhile, La Sombra ran away to his room up stairs. Arnold soon followed. It says in the scroll that on the day, the moon grows full every ten years, La Corazón will erupt with green light with the three wishes, though who touch it will be worthy, though who touch it and are not worthy will die. Just then Arnold burst in.

"It's over La Sombra, game over, you loose!" He snapped. "That piece of rock is sacred to the Green Eyes, give it back, if not, things will get dirty."

La Sombra sniggered. "It's sacred to me, it will unlock power and I am worthy for this thing and by god, I will!" He shrieked.

"It ends now!" Arnold swung his sword around to get La Sombra.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, did your parents ever tell you not to play with weapons?” La Sombra said sarcastically.

"I should I know, they were never there for me!" Arnold said crossly.

"Oh yes(!)” La Sombra chuckled evilly as he was waiting for the clouds to move and while he was watching, Arnold grabbed the La Corazon and rushed away! La Sombra saw Arnold taking it just in time! "Come back here with that!" He screeched as he rushed after him. Meanwhile the fight between the Loud children and the goons was going and the siblings were winning!

“Always the same, and now all this. No more bricks. No more axes. No more tanks. No more swords. No more weapons! No more sister protocols! No more chosen ones! No more! No more Force... So much faith in their tools, in their bibles, in their testaments, in their prophecies... You can fire your arrows from the Tower of Babel... but you can never... strike... football-head!” Lisa roared.

“LJ all day, baby!” Lynn gloated.

“We stroke down these goons like bowling pins.” Luan said, laughing.

“May all of them rest in pieces.” Lucy said.

“This is what really happens when a damsel is in very murderous distress!” Lola growled, rising her fist in rage.

Arnold later came rushing down. "I got it, I got the La Corazon!" Everyone cheered for Arnold and they raced away out of the cave. Meanwhile La Sombra came rushing down and saw his men lying down on the floor in the pain.

“What are you doing? GET THEM!" He shrieked as they did so, one of them holding his groin in pain.

Later on, the gang were all out of the volcano, it was 3:00 am and they felt something moving beneath the earth.

"Pheebs, what's happening?" Helga asked.

"Judging by the earth's sudden movement, I think we might be seeing a...." But before she could finish, the volcano erupted! Ashes blew everywhere and hot moulted lava was pouring out of the volcano!

"Oh no!" said Helga.

"Arnold, La Sombra's after you. You, must run away from him, as you got La Corazón." Stella said.

"If Arnold's going, I'm going." Gerald said. “I don't want my best friend killed."

"And so am I!" Helga said. "No children in their right minds go on their own in the jungle at this time of night, as an adult, I'm going too."

Arnold was sad. “It's OK, son. We’ll take care of ourselves and your friends, we love you so much." Stella said as Arnold and his parents hugged in a group.

"OK, let's go!" Helga said.

“We’re coming too, for the kids’ safety!” Lori said.

Lincoln proceeded to call the others on his cell. “Mom, dad, how’s your progress?”

Cut to the underground tunnels where the Louds’ parents and grandparents, the Casagrandes, the McBrides, the Changs, Kotaro, Chunk and all their friends are planting RC-triggering explosives to bring La Sombra’s army down in case they came after the team.

“We’re working hard on it. Those goons come from all sides, so we’re planting lots of explosives everywhere.” Rita explained.

“Surely it takes huge load of human workforce, but the results may pay off.” Lynn Sr. said.

“Vámonos, amigos! We can’t just give up!” Hector shouted.

“All work and no fun makes me wish to die.” Haiku commented.

“This is crazy! We’re doctors, not madmen!” Dr. Santiago said.

“I know, but it’s either this or La Sombra’s victory.” Maria explained.

“Let’s hope this good idea works.” Harold said.

With the heroes going in either direction, La Sombra came out and saw them running away. "You fool go that way and I'll go that way, break!" So they did.

Arnold, his friends and the Louds raced like the wind through the dark green forest. Just then, Helga tripped.

"Ow! My ankle! Arnold, just go, I'm not worth anything in this world." A sad Helga said.

But Arnold said “No, Helga, you may be a bit of a pain, but I don't want to lose you." That struck Helga's heart cuz Arnold cares for her. He picked her up and placed her on his back. Gerald now holds the Corazón.

"Let's keep going!" Gerald shouted.

"Right!" Arnold said.

"WRONG!" La Sombra’s voice echoed.

"He's near." Lincoln said as they rushed away.

La Sombra soon poked his head in the bushes and saw them, "I got you now." He said slyly.

Meanwhile...

"OK, here we are." Stella said.

There standing in front of them was the temple that Arnold was born in. "Get inside quickly!" Stella said.

As they did, Stella looked at the sky, kneeled down inside, put both her hands together and prayed. “Please take care of our son and his friends." She said to herself.

Then Miles heard some screaming, it was La Sombra's goons and they all have guns.

"Everyone look out!" shouted Miles.

In the underground chambers, the Louds’ parents and grandparents, the Casagrandes, the McBrides, the Changs, Kotaro, Chunk and all their friends, having already set up the explosives and rushed to their places of safety, heard violent footsteps and screaming.

“NOW!!!!” Lynn Sr. roared.

They all detonated the explosives which shook ground and engulfed La Sombra’s army, rendering all of them unconscious.

“Our plan worked, didn’t it?” Lynn Sr. asked, popping out from the ground.

“Thanks”. Miles said.

“Anytime, mate.” Chunk said, in his British accent.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, Arnold. Helga, Gerald and the Loud siblings came to an old bridge. They were worried.

“How can we get away now, this bridge could collapse any moment." Gerald said.

"No, we're going to use it!" Arnold said.

"What?! Are you crazy?!” Lisa asked.

“Quit squabbling, let's do it!" Lynn said.

So, Arnold with Helga on her back went first, with Gerald and the Louds, holding the Corazón in their hands, rushing behind...until then La Sombra appeared.

"Fools! Now you will die!" He rushed towards the Loud kids until El Diabo furiously attacked him and was beheaded to death by his murderous sword in the process.

“El Diablo! NO!” Lana shouted, in despair, as the severed head and body of her beloved pet snake fell into her feet.

Just then the lava appeared, La Sombra was shocked by it. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" He shouted. “I hate lava, I hate lava, I hate lava!" He said in panic and rushed to the other side.

"So do we skull boy!" Helga shouted.

La Sombra celebrated until he hit a tree branch. With the burning hot magma, the bridge collasped and with Lisa on it, she fell and grabbed on hold the legde for dear life.

“LISA!!!!” Her siblings yelled in despair.

"I can't hold the Corazón!" Lisa said as it was slipping out of his hand.

"Lisa, give me the stone." Arnold said.

"How will he reach it to you, football-head?" She asked.

"Easy, I'll get it!" He gave Lisa’s hand to Helga. Arnold went down and grabbed the Corazón off Lisa.

"Now PULL!" He shouted as Gerald, Helga and the Loud siblings did so and Lisa was soon pulled back up.

"Thank you, thank you my siblings." Lisa puffed.

“You’re welcome, Lisa.” Lincoln said as he and his sisters gave Lisa a group hug.

Just then La Sombra woke up and saw Arnold holding the La Corazon. "NOOOOOOOO!" He shouted. “The Corazón cannot see the light of day and now look, it's gone!" But to his surprise and everyone else's, the green light came back on. For what the chief had said to Arnold was true.

"Anyone who is worthy, those who always help, are always there for anyone and always looking on the bright side of things will be granted three wishes. It's me, I'm the 'True Heart' of the Green Eyes!" Arnold cheered.

"B-but... but... THIS IS MADNESS!!!” La Sombra shrieked.

“Madness? MADNESS?! THIS IS SAN LORENZO!!!” Lynn roared, kicking La Sombra out cold.

“You kick it, Lynnsanity!” Lana yelled.

“You showed him who’s the boss, LJ!” Luna shouted.

"That was a nice hit, Lynn." Arnold said.

"You think so?" Lynn asked.

"Yeah." Arnold said.

“Not to worry about, he wasn’t a really big deal.” Lynn said.

"Um, hello?" Gerald asked.

“You’ll reach down, football-head dude, deep into the earth. Rip everything those nasty swines have built from the ground. Wipe clean this world, and we'll lead all our friends, families and loved ones into a better one.” Luna cooed Arnold wisely.

“Everything they've built will fall! And from the ashes of their world, we'll build a better one!” Lucy said.

"Right.” Arnold thought of three wishes and so he got them. “I wish for three things in total, one, I wish that there is no more diseases, two, no more violence in this country and third of all I wish this volcano stopped!" So a green light was lit and it zapped all over the country and everything stopped.

Everyone cheered and hugged with joy.

"GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!!” Hector roared in happiness.

"That's our boy." Miles said with tears.

Later on, Arnold, Gerald, Helga and the Loud kids all came back, all hailed as heroes and Arnold dropped someone from his back. Everyone gasped that it was La Sombra!

“YOU!!!!” Sam roared.

“Hey! Save the best piece for me!” Carlino roared.

“Let me at him!” Paula yelled, using her crutch as a weapon for lynching.

“This heartless pig....” George hissed.

"Wait!" Arnold said, before anyone was going to kill him. “Before you touch him, I want to see who La Sombra really is."

But Penelope said “KILL HIM!"

"No, no Penelope, killing will not solve any problem, I only took you on this trip to show you that.." Arnold said as she agreed with him.

Then, Arnold removed the mask and to the Louds, Penelope, Miles and Stella's reaction, they were shocked to see who it is.

Trivia

 * George and Ruth have been officially named Sully and Mazzy respectively. Nevertheless, because this fanfic was written before the official reveal, I'm just keeping the former names, though I might change them into their current ones in future revisions.