User blog:ArrivedApollo23/The Loud House: no such luck in a nutshell

Lincoln justed got kicked out of the house, after Lynn told everyone that he was bad luck.

Lincoln: you can't be serious about this! Mom, Dad you can't believe her.

Lynn SR: sorry son, but you are bad luck.

Lincoln: no I'm not, when can you guys understand that some of the things that go wrong are probably because of your stupid a*** decisions?

Lisa then walked up to the door.

Lincoln: Lisa you have to tell them I'm not bad luck.

Lisa: sorry Lincoln but because of the plot, I can't.

Lincoln: are you KIDDING ME? Lisa you are the smartest one here, you shouldn't even believe in luck.

Rita: Lincoln that is enough! You will stay out there whether you like it or not.

Lincoln: this is child neglect you know, you are so lucky that no one is calling the police you pathetic excuse for parents.

But they were already gone leaving Lincoln alone in the backyard.

Lincoln: "sigh" I can already see fanfics of me running away from home or me getting killed by some random killer... I really hope those theory's about me being adopted are true.