User blog:TheAwesomeGamerDude/Undies Pressure (Rewritten Ending) /For Real This Time!

'''Hi Guys, I Decided to Redo My Undie Pressure Rewrite Ending instead of Changing The Old One. Enjoy!'''

Undie Pressure (Rewritten Ending)
[Lola is walking down the stairs, and she sees Lincoln holding a rag.] Lola: "Lincoln, what are you doing?" Lincoln: "Just readin'. Oh, and I polished every surface of the living room. So shiny, you can see your face." [Lola sees that all the shiny surfaces around her bear her reflection; she shields her eyes.] Lola: "AAH! Must...not...look...at self! Beautiful...beautiful self!" [runs for the kitchen, screaming.] Lincoln: "And I waxed the kitchen floor, too! Such reflection!" [Lola runs back into the living room, screaming, and she hits her face on the back of the chair, leaving an imprint of her makeup on it; she falls onto the floor, dazed.] Lola: "THAT'S IT!" [hops onto the chair, with a pair underwear in her hands.] "Give up, Lincoln! You know you want these!" [rubs the underwear on Lincoln's face.] "Smell 'em! SMELL THAT COTTON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT 'EM!" Lincoln: "I'm not giving up! You'd give up right now if you could see what's wrong with your face!" [holds up Lola's pocket mirror.] Lola: "WHAT?! Guys, is there something wrong with my face?!" [the girls clamor, trying to convince her otherwise.] Lola: "LIES! GIVE ME A MIRROR!" [she looks into a shiny doorknob, and she screams at her hideous reflection; she dashes upstairs for her room, then comes back down a few seconds later, back to her normal self.] "Ahh, that's better." [a red "X" appears over her face, and a buzzer sounds.] Lincoln: "I WIN!" [rips the sweatpants off] "The victory undies are mine!" [opens up the catalog] "Okay, ladies, pay up!" [Lily throws her pacifier at Lincoln to get his attention.] Lincoln: "Hey, Lily." [Lily looks up at Lincoln, and he comes to a startling realization.] Lincoln: [gasp] "LILY!" Lori: "She didn't cry this entire time! That means..." [the girls toss Lily into the air in victory.] Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa: "LILY WINS!" [they cheer for Lily, who laughs along with them.] Lincoln: [collapses to the floor] "And I lost!" Lola: "Well, Lincoln, guess you have to give up reading comics in your underwear forever!" ''[a red "X" appears over Lincoln's face, and a buzzer sounds. But before anything can happen, a Referee (play by me) came out of nowhere, startled the kids] ''

Me: [To the Loud Kids; Shouting] Now hold on there a minute Lola. [points towards Lincoln] I think you might wanna check him again.

Lori: [To the Referee; confused] Wait A Minute! Who are you?

Me: [To Lori] Why I'm TheAwesomeGamerDude, which is not my real name but my username, and I'm actually pretending to be the Referee for your friendly competition of who can go the longest without doing their habits.

Lisa: [To Me; Perplexed] But wait. [I turned to Lisa who was talking to me] If you are the Referee, then why wasn't your body presented in the eyes of the homecomers? [She notices that I was confused about what she said and sigh as she correct her statement] As in, why you weren't here when the contest started?

Me: [To Lisa; now knowing what she meant] Oh, that! [To the Loud Kids] Well you see, I decide to hid myself in your house as I watch you compete against 10 vs 1. I did this because, well, you would be more distracted towards me because of the fact of a teen like me is actually inside of your home without noticing, and you would find it more creepy than ''The Urban Legend of Bloody Mary. So, [Bows down in good manners] ''I apologize about spooking you like that.

[The Loud kids were plesant about what I said, and they forgave me]

Luna: [To Me] That's cool Dude. Mistakes are made.

Luan: [To Me] Yeah! You were more stealthier than I am during pranks.

Lucy: [To Me; lightly smile] And you were not bad on the spooking us by appearing right in front of us by surprise.

Me: [To Lucy; smiled] Thanks!

Lola: [To Me; Serious] But more on the Topic Now! [We all looked at Lola] What did you meant by 'might wanna check him again'. As in, why should we check Lincoln again?

Lynn: [To Me] Yeah! I mean, Lincoln lost the bet!

Me: [To Lynn;questioning]  Did he, or didn't me? [The Louds look confused about what I said, and then I explain] You see, while I was watching you guys trying to win the bet by not doing your habits, [in a funny tone] which is hilarious to watch by the way, [normal tone] I notice that Lincoln had done something that you think that he lost the bet because of that, since he forgot about Lily not crying the whole time.

The Sisters Leans Towards Me: [To Me; sound threatening] And What's That?

''[I then pull out a hidden camera that I place behind the photos on the fireplace, and took it with me. Then I brought a projector, some wires, and my laptop out of my backpack. And then I brought a big white screen out of the place that I was hidden. I set everything up, and was about to present the Louds Kids about what I'm talking about.]''

Me: [To the Loud Kids; holding a projection remote] What I'm about to show you will help you understand as to why Lincoln is actually still in the contest and not out. [The sisters, and Lincoln, were watching the big screen, as I show then the whole video of them starting their habits and wagering on a bet from the beginning to the end] As you can see, everything seems normal from here out. [Holding A Finger] But, I want you girls to look at this image, and see what you spot that looks fishy.

[I pause the video, which then shows them the image of the girls, minus lily, looking at Lincoln who was in his underwear while holding an open comic book with the victory undies he wanted if he wins the bet]

Me: [To the Girls] Do you girls notice something wrong in this scene?

Luna: Nothing looks wrong to me, dude.

Leni: Looks real to me with no mistakes.

Lisa: Just a image of our single brother in his undies with a comic book.

Lola: [To Me; smug] That's proves my point. Lincoln did read his comic book in his underwear, while he didn't notice that Lily didn't cry. So yeah, in conclusion, Lincoln lost the bet. Right Girls?

''[The Loud Sisters agreed to what Lola said, but before they said anything else, I slammed a wooden mallet on the table to get everyone's attention, as I point my finger to them, with the word "Objection!" poping out of nowhere, shouting...]''

Me: '''OBJECTION!!!! [Everyone was startled as to what I just shouted, until I calmed' down and said...] Sorry about that. [smiling] It just that, I always wanted to say that. [Now serious; To The Sisters] But on a more serious note, you are actually wrong about your conclusions. And to show you why, let's rewind the video to a certain saying from our white-haired friend.

''[I rewinded the video to the part where Lincoln said what he's and the girls are going to do during the bet. And then, I press play so the video can play a certain part that must be heard.]''

​​​​​​​[In The Video: "Lincoln: Great! So, if I have to read comics with my clothes on,..."] [I then pause it their, and look back at them, still wondering what I'm trying to point out]

Me: [To the Sisters; I sighed] You girls still don't understand huh? Well, I played that part of the video to remind you all that Lincoln has to be in his clothes to read his comics in order to win the bet right?

The Sisters: Right!

Me: And that also means that he will lose the bet if he didn't last longer with staying away from his habit of 'Reading Comic Books In His Underwear' than how you girls are staying away from your habits, am I'm right?

The Sisters: [Nodding] Uh-Huh!

Me: Well then. Let's look back at that image. [I fast foward the video to the part with the image that we saw before.] Now then, notice how Lincoln is in his underwear with a comic book in his hand?

The Sisters: [Looking sarcastic] Yeeaaaaahhhhh!

Me: [To the sisters] Okay. So, here's my question to you guys. Based on this image, and understanding what Lincoln has to do to lose the bet, 'Is Lincoln Actually Reading His Comic Book Right Now?'

''[This was it. The question that was said. The moment I ask this, the Sisters started to look at the image of their brother very carefully and thinking about the conditions he said. Then, they now have shocked faces, because they now realize what I'm actually saying. Lincoln was also shocked about what he saw too as he laid their. I notice their looks and that when I notice that they know the answer.]''

Me: [To the Sisters] Exactly! Lincoln is actually holding and showing you girls the open comic book while in his underwear. Not reading it. If he was reading it, he would have it like this. [Me showing them what should have been if he was reading his comics] Don't you girls see it now, he didn't read the comic book now, he just showed it to you when he thought that he won the bet.

Lori: [Now Wondering] So wait, if Lincoln was indeed showing his comic book to us instead of just reading it, then that means...

[Everyone then look to Lincoln, who was now getting up with a surprise look on his face]

Lincoln: I'm still in this game! [He then smile to Me]

Me: THAT"S RIGHT!!! [I high-five Lincoln]

''[The Sisters, including Lily, who now know that Lincoln is still in, all groan in frustration because they were idiots when they didn't realize what he was doing. Well, expect for one.]''

Luna: Well, I guess that means Lincoln is still in.

Lori: I guess so too.

Lisa: So I guest it's back to the bet huh?

Lola: [Walks Up; Shy] Actually...

[We all look at Lola who is about to say something]

Lola: I knows it's gonna sounds wrong, but....[Still shy with everyone staring at her for her finish sentence, until she said..] I think I'm gonna call off the bet.

Everyone: [shocked] WWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Lincoln: [To Lola; still shocked] Are you really calling the bet off, Lola? [She nods] But why?

Lola: [Explaining; To Lincoln] You see, while I was avoiding my habit during the contest, I started to act like a jerk towards you Lincoln. And I also notice that you and our others sisters are struggling with giving up on their habits, like me. I realize now that this family is not the same if at least one member of the family gives up on their habits because of losing to a stupid bet. I hope you understand, and I hope you guys aren't angry about me calling off the bet.

''[Lola started to look down and started to shed some tears. But before she could start crying, she felt something warm around her. She looks up to see what is was. It was her big brother, Lincoln, kneeling down to her height and hugging her. Then he said...]''

Lincoln: [To Lola] It's okay Lola. You don't have to cry about it. I understand what you are saying, and to be honest, I was also acting like a jerk too during the contest. I guess we're both even right?

[Lola was then heartwarm by her Brother respecting her reason, as she starts to cry and hugs him in returns]

Lola: [To Lincoln;Crying] Oh Linky, what did I do to deserve a brother like you?

Lincoln: [To Lola; Patting her Back gently] Shhh. It's okay Lola. Your big brother is right here.

''[As Lincoln and Lola were still hugging, the other sisters, including Lisa and Lucy, also shed tears as they went in to hug their two siblings. They also stated the same thing to Lola about how they hate to see their siblings struggling with giving up their own habits. As they were still hugging, I look at them and smiled, knowing that they have learn their lesson about treating others' habits.]''

Me: [smile] Looks like my work here is done.

''[I then started to put everything away in my backpack, including the white screen. I took out my umbrella and started to head out. But not before Lincoln looking up at me and saying...]''

Lincoln: [To Me] Hey AwesomeGamerDude. Thanks for your help.

Me: No problem. I'm glad I was able to help.

Lola: [To Me; looked up; curious] Where are you gonna go now?

Me: [Looking Outside of the windy rainstorm] I don't know. Where ever the wind takes me I guess. Probably find a place to relax for a bit before my next possible mission of helping someone else. And get a slice of pizza with a side order of Buffalo Wings. But I'll see you guys around. [I then turn and was about to step out, after I turn around and said one last thing to them] And remember Louds, habits are not meant to annoy people, they are meant to make us, well, Us.

[I finally then turn and left out the door. The Louds were watching me walk by with my open umbrella in my hand as I went to do my business. The Louds know for sure I'll be back someday if they ever need help. And they'll forget the wise quote that I said to them.]

The Next Day...

''[it was still raining outside, as everyone in the Loud House were doing their old habits again. Just then, there was a "knock-knock" at the door and Luan goes to answer it.]''

Luan: "Who's there?" Delivery Man: [from outside] "Delivery man." Luan: "'Delivery man' who?" Delivery Man: "Come on, kid, it's raining!" Luan: "That's your punchline? You really need to work on your delivery." [skips away, laughing] [Lincoln answers the door.] Delivery Man: "Package for...Lincoln Loud." [hands Lincoln a package.] [Lincoln opens the package, and he gasps its contents: a pair of red briefs.] Lincoln: "My victory undies! I don't get it!"

''[He look at his sisters and he knows that one of them was responsible for ordering his victory undies. He kepts looking at his sisters, until he looks at the one who did order it for him]'' Lori: "I didn't order it for you."

Luna: "Not Me Bro"

Lisa: "Defintely not me, Elder Brother."

Leni: "I don't even know how to order yet."

Luan: "Halfway Lincoln!"

Lana: "Close, but keep going."

[Lily shook her head]

Lynn: "I mostly like to order sport-based underwear, bro."

Lucy: "Getting Warmer." [He then looks at Lola, and by the way she looks, she was the one who order it]

Lola: Yep. It was my idea.

Lincoln: [to Lola; confused] But why. Didn't you call off the bet?

Lola: True, but I order it for you as my way of saying, 'I'm sorry". After what we been through yesterday, we all clearly can't give up our things. You shouldn't too. We should all accept each other's habits. And even thought your habit of reading comics in your underwear is really, really gross, it actually makes you not gross, but as my brother. My Real Big Brother. [Lincoln runs for Lola and gives her a hug.] Lincoln: "Thank you!" [gets teary-eyed] "They're almost too nice to wear." [wipes his tears; sniffs] "But not as nice as you, Lola!" [Lola blushed at what Lincoln said to her, and she hug him back. Lincoln rushes off and puts his new undies on.] Lincoln: [to the audience] Ah, rainy days. There's nothing like doing the thing you love surrounded by the ones you love...and 2,000-thread-count undies." [Lincoln snaps his underwear and reads his comic book, surrounded by his sisters, who are happily indulging in their habits.] [cut to outside where Bobby is chasing a chicken in the rain.] Bobby: "Chicken, come back! Why did you cross the road?!"

THE END