User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Gown and Out

Lola won a pageant from her ribbon dance.

Cheryl was so impressed that she gave her the chance,

To compete at a pageant for a big chunk of the state.

Lola said, "I'd love to! That'd be great!".

The parents were occupied and Lori wasn't sure,

But the parents said, "Lori, if you take your,

Sister to the pageant, you'll get a spa day."

Lori agreed and Lola said, "Hooray!".

Chinah held a record for most titles won,

Before she was seven, and Jackie had fun,

Starring in toothpaste ads and Claudette's outfits came,

All the way from Paris to help her win the game.

This tough competition made young Lola scared,

And she awkwardly ran off to get prepared.

At rehearsals, Jackie did tricks and Lola was impressed,

But Jackie remarked that it wasn't her best,

And by random bad luck Lola got caught on a nail.

When Chinah proved herself knowledgeable Lola chose to bail.

Lola went into the bathroom and phoned up her brother.

She felt sick just mentioning losing to another.

He said, "You'll be fine, now go off to bed.

You don't want to look blotchy in the morning," he said.

Then, Lola thought, "Well, maybe I do,"

And she painted on a rash and she talked hoarsley too.

Lori decided to forget about the spa,

And she said, "You'll be healthy sometime. I'll stay 'til you are."

She bought flowers and balloons and pricey cookies too.

This made Lola Loud feel guilty and blue.

She said, "I'm not sick! I'm so bad now! I lied!

I'm worried they'll beat me!" and she broke down and cried.

"You're not a bad person," said her big sister Lori,

And proceeded to tell her a similar story:

She'd almost skipped homecoming for fear of not being queen,

And though she lost to Carol she was the best girl Bobby'd seen.

Lola decided she wanted to go to the show,

So they got Linc's advice with ten minutes to go.

She did the dance right and said brains were the best.

The audience was very happy and impressed.

Lola actually lost the pageant to Chinah,

But she was still happy and couldn't be finer.