Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20190120212804/@comment-31647719-20190126025243

Rita sighed with relief. "He's okay, everyone," she said, momentarily turning towards the crowd before turning right back to Lincoln.

"What... what happened?" muttered Lincoln.

"You fainted from heat exhaustion," said Lisa. "Fortunately, we were able to act before the situation got too dire. We carried you into the van, placed a cold towel on your head, and drove you right back home with the air conditioning turned to its maximum setting."

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Lisa: Looking back, maybe bringing a squirrel mascot suit to a beach wasn't the brightest of ideas.

Lincoln: You were in on it too. Don't criticize.