User blog:Steven A. Lucas/Steven Lucas in The Loud House: Tricked Part Four (FANFIC)

Hello. Steven is here again. Well, this is the moment that we've been waiting for. The epic conclusion of my version of The Loud House Halloween special, Tricked! In this part, I've made the haunted corn maze scene a bit longer. I've added the part where an army of angry cannibals come out and spout out horror movie quotes at Hawk and Hank. And I've added a little moment where I scare Hawk and Hank even more as they meat their comeuppance. Furthermore, I've added a touching scene where we forgive Lincoln and Clyde and resolve everything that they made. Anyway, enjoy this most epic, scary conclusion of my own version of Tricked! I do not own the rights of the show, the characters, and the stories. It belongs rightfully to the owners, the creators, and the crew. Enjoy and have a Happy Halloween!

Tricked! (Part Four)

Originally Written by Sammie Crowley, Whitney Wetta, & Kevin Sullivan

Re-Written by Steven Lucas

[Near the stinkers' treehouse, Lincoln and Clyde are in their Alister and Nigel disguises again with bags full of leaves while Clyde is shaking in terror.]

Lincoln: "You okay, buddy?"

Clyde: "To be honest, I'm scared out of my mind. But as a great man once said, "We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end"."

[Lincoln just stares blankly with no idea who he meant.]

Clyde: "Winston Churchill. It was in the study guide."

Lincoln: "Sorry. If we survive this, I'll read the rest of it."

[They get their sacks ready]

Lincoln: [sighs] "Well, here we go."

[They get into character and proceed.]

Clyde: [British accent] "I say, Alister, old chap, we certainly had a smashing success with the sweets tonight."

Lincoln: [British accent] "Indeed. And what a selection. All milk chocolate."

[Hearing that catches Hank and Hawk's attention.]

Hawk: "Bro, did you hear that? More candy!"

Hank: "Aw, there's no way I can eat more candy."

[They start laughing]

Hawk: "Good one."

Hank: "Aw, I know." [They see the boys] Hawk: "Let's get 'em!"

''[They leap out of the treehouse and give chase to Clincoln McCloud. The boys climb over a log, but the stinkers plow right through it. The boys hop over stones on a lake, but the stinkers charge on top of the water. The boys cross another log acting as a bridge, and when the stinkers try, their combined weight breaks the bridge, making them fall, scream, and climb up with their bare hands. Soon, they arrive back into town.]''

Hawk: [stops in pain] "Ugh, stomach cramps!"

Hank: "Aw, man! If you get a cramp, I'll get a cramp."

Clyde: [looking back] "I think we're losing them!" [realizes] "Oh, wait. We don't wanna lose them!"

Lincoln: "Let's just jog in place."

[They do so]

Hawk: "I'm okay!"

Lincoln: "Go!"

''[The chase resumes, Steven with his head popping out with a pair of binoculars checking out to see if they are coming. Then, he sees Lincoln and Clyde being chased by Hawk and Hank.''

Steven: Look, here they come.

Lucy: Good! Hopefully, that’ll teach those two Halloween ruining stinkers,

Steven: Places everybody!

[Steven lowers his head as he’s going to take his place as the chase goes all the way to the corn maze with the stinkers getting ready to pummel the boys again as they rush in.]

Hank: "They're ours now."

[Lincoln and Clyde duck into a few corn plants and lose them.]

Clyde: "It worked! We got them in here."

Lincoln: "As Winston Churchill once said, "Never, never, never give up"." [Clyde looks at him all ecstatically.] "I felt bad, so while we were jogging in place, I glanced at the study guide."

[The stinkers are still looking.]

Hawk: [a little scared] "It's really dark in here."

Hank: "Man up, bro! I want that candy." [notices the lights turning off]

Steven: [eerily] Did somebody say, candy?

Hank: "What's that?"

[Then an army of cannibal actors, which is even bigger than Steven’s friends, pop out of the corn field as they chant out various lines from scary movies.]

Edgar (Cannibal #1): [Chanting] One of us, one of us. Gooba, gabba, one of us.

Fred (Cannibal #2): Welcome to your nightmare, boys.

Billy (Cannibal #3): [with creepy voice] What’s your favorite scary movie?

John (Cannibal #4): Here’s Johnny!

Eli (Cannibal #5): You put the lotion on your skin, to eat with!

Heather (Cannibal #6): We know what you did.

Jason (Cannibal #7): [whispering echo] Hawk. Hank.

Hawk: [scared] What’s going on? How do you know our names?

Hank: [scared] Yeah, show yourself.

[Steven, as the head cannibal, pops up behind them, and they poke at their shoulders, making them both frightened by his appearance.]

Steven: It’s showtime.

''[Lightning emerges, but it was Victor and Mary performing the sound effects with a metal sheet, and a strobe light. This makes Steven and the group of cannibal actors disappear.]''

Hank: What’s going on?

[Luna is playing on her organ.]

Luna:

"When darkness falls on the house of Loud Around every turn, new terror abounds You don't want to lose your head! Ha ha ha!"

♫''You can run, but you can't hide They know that you taste better alive I don't think that they've been fed In a long, long time

Every corner, every floor Watch out, they ain't herbivores Ghastly ghouls out for blood Sorry, bud You got tricked You got tricked

You got punked and pranked with a spooky twist Before you wet your pants, better get out quick

Tricked, tricked, tricked You got...tricked

Beware of fangs and bloody fur A Loud House chainsaw massacre There's no chance that you'll get out

Ghosts writing your eulogy Heads are rolling literally So, who needs their mommy now?

Spilling guts on the floor Clean up on aisle four Why you running off so soon? Sorry dude You got tricked You got tricked

You got punked and pranked with a spooky twist Before you wet your pants, better get out quick

Tricked, tricked, tricked You got...tricked''♫

''[During the montage, the Loud Sisters scare the stinkers with everything they throw at them. Luan brings Mr. Coconuts to life, Lisa and Lily act rabid, Lori acts like she's been feasting on Rita, Lynn turns on her chainsaw, Lola appears like a corpse, Lana acts as her ghost, Leni walks around blindly under her dress with Geo rolling in his ball with the fake head still on, and everything else in the maze terrifies them to the point where the sounds of their screams catches the attention of the other kids on the block, and they run into Lucy who is blocking the exit.]''

Lucy: "The crimes you have committed this night shan't go unpunished. You reap what you sow."

[She slashes a rope with her scythe, dumping a bucket of fake blood on them, making them scream.]

Hank: "Blood!"

Hawk: "I'm gonna puke!"

Hank: "If you're gonna puke, I'm gonna puke!"

Steven: Yes, and you both taste so delicious. [gets out the salt and pepper shakers and shakes out the seasonings.]

[The cannibal actors came out once more as they begin to feast.]

Hawk: [scared] Not you guys, again! I didn’t mean to make fun of you guys. We’re sorry. [regurgitates]

Steven: I believe that we ate those two kids that came here.

''[Steven tosses the fake skeletons of Lincoln and Clyde disguised as Alister and Nigel to the ground. Hawk and Hank screamed in terror.]''

Hawk: [scared] Oh man! They beat us to it!

Hank: [scared] Okay, we take it all back. You guys win, okay! We’ll give all your candy back and please don’t eat us.

Steven: Oh, I’m more into eating people with candy-filled stomachs. But we also love to eat people with meat on their bones.

Hawk: [scared] Oh no! That’s even worse.

Steven: And I didn’t even tell you the best part about going through a scary maze.

Hank: [scared] Oh no! Not that part!

Steven: This is the part where you run away!

[They both run out screaming, as Lucy gives a small smile of satisfaction.]

Hank: [nauseous] "We're not...coming back here...again..."

[He and Hawk run off.]

Luna: [finishing her song] "♫You got...tricked.♫"

[Everyone cheers for a successful maze scare.]

Lana: "That was awesome!"

Leni: "That was so awesome!"

Steven: [laughing gleefully] And stay out!

Lincoln: "Thanks, guys. I think we taught those two big stinkers a lesson."

Lucy: "No, thank you for bringing them here. You totally made my Halloween. I've never been happier."

[Once again, little to no change of emotion on her; Clyde examines it.]

Lincoln: "Trust me, she's happy.

Steven: How did you know that blood was their weakness?

Lincoln: Just watch. Lori can you come here for a second.

Lori: Sure.

[Clyde gets a glimpse of Lori in her vampire outfit.]

Clyde: L-L-Lori. [gets a nosebleed, but Lincoln covers his nose with tissue.]

Steven: That’s gross, but cool.

Lisa: Yep, thanks to my fake blood that I’ve made, with a little help from George.

Clyde: Awesome!

Lincoln: Anyway, I’m really sorry for what I did.

Steven: It’s alright Lincoln. We’re sorry too. And I’m sorry for telling the truth, which sometimes the truth hurts. But you did make this Halloween even awesome. And I get it, it’s not about sweets and decorating, it’s about having fun.

Lola: Yeah. It’s all true.

Lana: Cool speech, Steven.

Lisa: That’s even the real truth about what Halloween is all about.

Steven: And we like to say, thank you Lincoln and Clyde for bringing them here.

Lucy: Yeah, thanks to you, my corn maze is a success.

Lynn: And we taught those bullies a lesson from me and you, Lincoln.

Leni: At least, you did the right thing for us.

Lori: Yeah. And you even made Steven very happy.

Luna: And you made it a thriller night.

Luan: It really is a ‘monster’ mash. [laughs] Get it?

Rita: And Lincoln, you are officially ungrounded.

Lincoln: Aww. Thanks mom. And thank all of you.

[They give a group hug.]

Steven: [feeling happy] I don’t know why, but this is the best Halloween ever.

Lucy: Yeah, from now on let’s make this a family tradition.

Lincoln: Hopefully, next year, your maze will have more than two customers."

Rita: [notices something] "Looks like we won't have to wait till next year."

[Every kid in the neighborhood showed up.]

Steven: Speaking of, we better get back to work on the maze.

Lucy: [on megaphone] "Places, everyone."

[The girls and Steven go back in the maze.]

Lincoln: "I guess we did save Halloween, Clyde. But too bad nobody got any candy."

Clyde: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Lincoln: "Let's go get our shovels!"

[Lincoln and Clyde are giving out the full-size bars they got to the kids who had their candy stolen.]

Ballerina girl: "Trick or treat!"

[Lincoln gives her one]

Clyde: "Here you go."

Harry Potter boy: "Trick or treat!"

Lincoln: [gives him one] "And here  you  go."

Robot kid: [in a faux metallic voice] "TRICK OR TREAT."

[Lincoln gives him one and the younger sisters are next.]

Lola, Lana and Lisa: "Trick or treat!"

[Lincoln gives each of them one.]

Lola: "Ooh!"

Lana: "Full-size candy bars? No way!"

Lisa: "Wow. Where did you acquire these magnificent specimens?"

Lincoln: "It's a long story. Let's just say next Halloween, we have a great place to take you guys trick-or-treating."

Clyde: "You'll just need a British accent."

[Steven pop out.]

Steven: Unless, it’s by my permission. Sorry, this is just fun to get tricked.

[The sisters run off and a boy as a mummy comes up next.]

Mummy boy: "Trick or treat!"

''[Lincoln gives him one. Lola and Lana come back in their salt and pepper shaker costumes.]''

Lola and Lana: "Trick or treat!"

Lincoln: [too smart for the trick] "Nice try."

''[The twins walk away foiled. A girl dressed as a hot dog is the last one.]''

Hot dog girl: "Trick or treat!"

[Lincoln gives her one, but Steven comes in and stops her.]

Steven: Halt. Nice try, but you already have your piece of candy. Now hand it over.

[The hot dog girl gives the candy to him and walks away foiled.]

Steven: Sorry, but she already had one anyway. [tries to hand it to Lincoln] Here you go.

Lincoln: No Steven, you keep it. It’s your piece, you should have it.

Clyde: It’s both a trick and a treat for you.

Steven: Wow! Thanks Lincoln and Clyde. Looks like you two aren’t bad after all. Happy Halloween, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Happy Halloween to you too.

[Steven runs back to the maze.]

Clyde: "That's everybody."

Lincoln: "Great. And the rest of the candy bars are all ours."

Clyde: "Well..." [reaches in and pulls out a single fun size bar.] "...there's actually just this one."

Lincoln: "Eh, that's all right. Giving them out was just as fun as getting them. Splitsies?"

Clyde: "Sure."

[They split the bar and take their halves.]

Clyde: "Thanks, Jack-O-Lincoln. Happy Halloween."

Lincoln: "Happy Halloween, McBride of Frankenstein."

[Lynn Sr. finally comes to and wakes up.]

Lynn Sr.: [relieved] "Oh, thank goodness it's over." [hears a thump and screams] "What was that?" [sees the Marie head, still rolled by Geo underneath, hitting the wagon and screams one last time.] "I HATE HALLOWEEN!!!"