User blog:MrTyeDye/Fanfiction: Peeking Through the Fourth Wall (Episode 10)

It's finally here, y'all! (Thanks to Thomperfan for the cover)



''[We open, as usual, on the couch. Lincoln is in the center of the couch with Leni, Luna and Lynn to his left, and Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa on his right. Luna is holding Lily in her lap, and Lori and Luan are standing behind the couch, letting their arms hang over the edge.]''

Lincoln: Hey, everyone! You might be wondering why I've got the whole gang with me.

Lisa: Well, like "Trustworthy", the story we have on queue for today is a considerably common request we receive from our audience. So, just like "Trustworthy", we'll be analyzing it with our eleven minds combined.

Lincoln: I really don't know what to expect. The last time we took on a request like this, we all ended up crying.

Lynn: Think it'll happen this time around?

Lincoln: Your guess is as good as mine. Ready, everyone?

Sisters: Ready!

(Opens with Vanzilla pulling into the driveway of the house, the parents walk out of the van with the sisters following)

Lynn Sr.: So kids, how was your time at the campground?

Lori: (smiles) I literally had the best time there!

Lori: When have we ever had a good time at Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds? Or a tolerable time?

Lana: Well, there was that one time when Lincoln went out of his way to make it fun for us. Y'think this story is about that?

Lisa: Most probably.

''Lynn: (smiles) I can't believe I got to see a huge bear chase after Lincoln! (chuckles)''

Lincoln: "Yeah, he almost got mauled to death! That was a riot!"

Lola: And I got to use a more proper seat to go potty!

Lola: "Go potty"? How old does this author think I am, five? I'm six, thank you very much.

''Lily: Poo poo! (laughs)''

Luan: (smiles) I hope we get to go again someday!

Lisa: If we do then surely enough we will have everything Lincoln provided us once again.

Lincoln: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I did all that to make up for the way I took advantage of you. That doesn't mean you can just take it for granted.

Luan: So we just have to wait until the next time you screw up?

Lincoln: That's... absolutely not what I wanted you to take away from that.

Lana: Speaking of Lincoln, we should thank him for being our assistant!

(The sisters all notice Lincoln in the back seat fast asleep)

Leni: (smiles) Aww, little Linky's still asleep.

''Luna: He deserves some rest after all that he went through. (picks up Lincoln by his shoulders)''

Lynn: By the shoulders? Even if you're strong enough to carry someone like that, you really shouldn't. Use a fireman's carry.

Luna: One of dudes wanna help me get Lincoln upstairs?

(Leni walks over to pick Lincoln up by his legs)

Lori: You know, I've seen Leni carry Lincoln all by herself before.

Luna: Yeah, no kidding. Girl's got more muscle than she lets on.

[Leni blushes.]

Leni: (whispers to Lincoln) Thanks for the best vacation ever Linky.

(Leni and Luna help Lincoln out of Vanzilla as the family walks inside)

Rita: That's so sweet of you two to help your little brother back inside.

Luna: (smiles) Well Mom, he's asleep someone had to help him.

Lisa: Those are two different sentences trying to masquerade as one.

Leni: (smiles) I mean how else would he get inside to his room?

Luna: It's what good older sisters do.

Lori: (groans) Ugh, you don't have to rub it in how much you care for Lincoln.

Lori: Well, I don't know if I'd phrase it quite like that, but I do think other me has a point here.

Leni: Hmm? How so? Don't you care for Lincoln, too?

Lori: Of course I do. But when I decide to do something nice for him, I don't try to make a show out of it and announce to everyone how caring I am. I just do it.

Lisa: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their reward." - Matthew 6:5.

[Everyone gives Lisa a funny look.]

Lisa: What?! I'm not allowed to have interests beyond science?!

Lynn Sr.: Now girls all they're doing is helping Lincoln like how he helped all of you during the vacation.

Rita: Your father is right, he didn't even get to do anything fun the whole time so give your brother a break.

Lana: Oh come on, he had fun right?

Lincoln: Are you seriously asking that question?

Lucy: Eventful doesn't mean fun Lana.

Lynn Sr.: Alright family time to unpack.

Lisa: This author seems to have a strange aversion to commas.

Leni: Well, commas are serious business, Lisa. My friend Lizzie has a great uncle who's in a comma.

Lisa: That's a coma, Leni.

(The sisters rush over to Vanzilla, while Leni and Luna carry Lincoln upstairs and lay him onto his bed)

Luna: (whispers) Get some sleep little bro, hopefully tomorrow we can have some fun.

''Leni: (whispers) Sweet dreams Linky. (kisses Lincoln's forehead)''

(Leni and Luna quietly walk out of Lincoln's room)

Luna: You know sis, I feel kinda bad using Lincoln as a personal servant during our vacation.

Luan: I don't. He was just doing for us the same thing we did for him.

Lincoln: Yeah, but you chose to do all that stuff for me.

Luan: So did you!

Lincoln: ...touché.

''Leni: Yeah, me too. I feel like we went too far.''

Luna: If you're not doing anything tomorrow, I was thinking about taking Lincoln to the mall for a day of fun and since you just got your license...

Leni: I did?!

Lincoln: Well, in the story, you did.

Leni: [Deflates] So... I don't really have it?

Lincoln: Afraid not.

Leni: Aww...

''[Leni pictures herself flaunting her new driver's license. She looks up and towards the license, but Imaginary Leni snatches it away.]''

Imaginary Leni: No! This is mine. Get your own!

Leni: Okay, Fantasy Leni...

Luna: ...I wanted to know if you can come?

Lincoln: You know, f you want to give me a "day of fun", I can think of a few other places I'd rather go than the mall.

Luna: What, like a rock concert?

Luan: Or a comedy show!

Lynn: Or a basketball game!

Lucy: Or a cemetery.

Lola: Or a toy store!

Lana: Or a petting zoo!

Lisa: Or a science museum!

Lily: Play-gand!

Lincoln: Girls, girls, girls. You're all thinking about places that you like to go to. Try thinking of what I like.

[All of them stop and think for a few moments.]

Lori: The... video game... factory?

Lincoln: Close enough.

''Leni: (smiles) Sure! I would love to come.''

(Leni and Luna walk downstairs to meet up with the other sisters)

Lola: (smirks) Oh look, the princes are back down from kissing sleeping beauty!

(The other sisters laugh)

''Leni: (confused) Princes? Are we boys now?''

Luna: Well, I can't say I haven't thought about it before.

Leni: Thought about what?

Luna: You know, what it'd be like if I was born a boy. We've all thought about that at one time or another, no?

Lola: Ew, no! I'd rather stay a girl, thank you very much. Boys are gross and disgusting.

Lincoln: Ahem. Mind amending that statement, Lola?

Lola: Oh! Sorry, Lincoln. I still love you even though you're gross and disgusting.

Lincoln: That's better.

...Hey!

Luna: (slightly annoyed) Just ignore them, we have to unpack.

''Lynn: Do you want a kiss along the way? (makes smooching sounds)''

Lincoln: Okay, now you're taking it a little too far.

Lucy: If I didn't know any better, I'd say she was trying to ship you.

Lincoln: Um... wow. You are way too young to know what shipping is.

Lucy: I read a lot of fanfiction. Sue me.

''Leni: (smiles) Of course! (puts her cheek near Lynn's mouth)''

[All eleven kids stare at the screen, a bit bewildered.]

Lynn: Moving on...

Luan: (facepalms) Leni, she's joking.

(Luna grabs Leni's shoulder and pulls her away)

Lori: Whatever, we can laugh at you two later but right now I need to continue unpacking.

Luan: Is it that funny that they're doing something nice for Lincoln?

Lucy: Apparently so.

A FEW HOURS LATER

(All the sisters except for Leni and Luna were in the living room watching tv)

Lynn: So pumped to see Blaine hasn't been elimanated yet.

Lori: I literally only care to see Bronson be with Karen on the dream boat.

Lola: Just be glad Leni and Luna aren't here, they'll be upset to learn that both Bryant and Brock got booted off.

Lana: Brock? Wasn't he the dark-skinned guy whose eyes were always closed?

Lola: What? No, he was the stoic one with blonde hair and really big muscles.

Luan: I thought he was the guy with the beard who did all those funny voices and impressions.

Lucy: Yeah, Leni would probably sob for weeks.

Luan: I bet Luna would probably give up watching the show.

Lana: Gee, people need to get over this kind of stuff.

Lori: Says the girl who threw a tantrum when Chloe chose Drake over Jesse.

Lana: Drake was a loser! She was throwing her life away!

(Lynn Sr. and Rita came out of their bedroom each holding a suitcase)

Lori: Uh Mom Dad, you do realize we just got home right?

Lynn Sr.: Your mother and I have to go, something happened with Aunt Ruth.

Lana: Oh okay then.

Lisa: You seem oddly unperturbed about your relative possibly being hurt.

Lana: Like any of you would care any more.

Lynn: I'd care!...Kind of. Probably.

Rita: One of her cats ended up eating her pudding and she's having trouble dealing with the cat at the vet, so we have to go and make sure nothing worse happens.

Lori: Oh. Turned out to be no big deal after all.

Leni: I don't know. I'd be a little worried about the cat.

Lily: Kitty!

Luan: (not paying attention) Yeah, alright then.

Lynn Sr.: Anyways, we'll be back in a few days make sure the house is still standing and let Lincoln rest he's had a busy week taking care of all ten of you.

Lisa: Hey what a novel idea instead of separating our thoughts with punctuation let's just mash them all together into one incoherent mess it's not like it'll make our writing more difficult to read or anything.

Lori: (not paying attention) Don't worry Dad, everything will be fine.

(The parents head outside and into Vanzilla as they drive off)

Lola: Did anyone even remember what they told us?

Sisters: Nope!

Lincoln: [Pointedly] You can't just block them out, Lola. They're your family!

Lola: Oh, don't you start!

Lori: (sighs) I'm bored.

Lynn: Too bad our vacation is over.

Lola: Yeah, we had the best time at that campground.

Lana: It would be helpful if someone knows anything we can do.

Lori: I know one thing that literally made our vacation so much better and he's sleeping upstairs right now.

Lincoln: I'm a person, not a thing.

Leni: [Ruffles his hair] Can I still call you the cutest little thing in Royal Woods?

Lincoln: [Blushes] If you insist.

Lucy: Sigh, it's a shame that's all over.

Lynn: (grins) What if it doesn't have to be over.

[Lisa takes out her bullhorn].

Lisa: QUE-

[Lincoln takes the bullhorn away from her].

Lincoln: We get it.

Lola: (grins) Oh I like the way you're thinking Lynn, maybe we can find a way to make our vacation last longer.

Luan: (grins) This could work out perfectly.

Lori: Alright girls, we'll have a sibling meeting tonight.

Leni: No, no. A meeting without Lincoln is a sister meeting.

[Lincoln looks at Leni suspiciously].

Leni: ...I-I mean, that's what we would call them, if we had them. Which we don't. Anymore. Or ever. And especially not-

[Lynn smacks Leni upside the head].

Lynn: Shaddup!

(It cuts to Lincoln asleep in bed with earmuffs on to block out any noise as Leni was laying next to him reading a fashion magazine while Luna was sitting on the floor tuning her guitar)

Luna: I don't get why the others make fun of us helping Lincoln, during that time we got worried he would get hurt from those hoodlum boys Luan called me a soccer mom.

Lisa: Ignoring the blatant comma splice... what?

Luan: Yeah, I wouldn't make fun of Luna for trying to keep Lincoln safe. And if I did, I'd think of a better insult than "soccer mom".

''Leni: Oh no kidding. Remember the time I saved Lincoln from those teenage boys who were planning to kill him?''

[Everyone gawks at the screen].

Luna: Whoa! When did that happen?!

Lincoln: I don't even... who would want to kill me?!

Lily: Winky!

[Lily crawls over to Lincoln and hugs him.]

Leni: Lily, it's okay. Nobody's coming for Lincoln. He's fine.

Lincoln: Yeah, I sure hope so...

Leni: After that, Lori actually described me as a protective mother.

Lori: First of all, that's not an insult. Second of all, if I heard that Leni saved Lincoln's life, my first instinct wouldn't be to tease her. I'd be crying and hugging the both of you and thanking God that Lincoln's all right.

Leni: Shouldn't you be thanking me?

Luna: (sighs) But Lincoln is tired after taking care of us while he was miserable.

(Flashbacks to earlier that week, Luna was looking in the woods for Lincoln)

''Luna: Lincoln where are you?! I think the bear chasing after you ran off!''

(Luna finds Lincoln quietly crying behind a tree looking all dirty curled up)

Luna: Lincoln, are you okay?

''Lincoln: Huh? (sniffs) Uhh, I'm fine, I just hurt myself that's all.''

Luna: Are you sure?

(Lincoln gets up and weakly smiles as he hears a cowbell go off back at the campsite)

Lincoln: Well, that's my cue...

Lynn: Geez, talk about callous. How selfish does this story think we are?

Luan: "Hey, Luna, go check to see if he's still alive! I need a foot massage!"

(Lincoln rushes back to the campsite as it cuts back to the present)

Luna: After what he went through, he really does deserve some rest.

(A knock is heard on the door as Lori opens it)

Lori: Hey you two, we're having a sister meeting in my room.

Leni: Oh, okay then.

(Leni and Luna slowly close the door to not awake Lincoln, then they head into Lori's room where the other sisters were)

''Lynn: Finally the moms are here. (giggles)''

Luna: (annoyed) Really Lynn?

Lisa: [Sarcastically] And, of course, the ignorant masses continue to mock the altruism of St. Leni and Luna the Redeemer.

Leni: This is making me kind of uncomfortable. It feels like the story is, like, polishing our pedestals or something.

(Lori closes the door and heads in front of the others)

Lori: Alright girls, we can all agree that our time at Scratchy Bottom Campground was literally so much better than we thought.

Lynn: Yup!

Lola: It was such a great vacation.

Lily: (smiles) Poo poo!

Lisa: As much as I despise family vacations for being wastes of my time, I will agree it was quite a pleasant time.

Lori: Well a large part of that was because of Lincoln pampering us.

Lola: Oh yeah it was, he forced all of us to take care of him.

Lincoln: I didn't force you to do anything. You chose to do that to try to buy my vote!

Lola: Yeah, and then you dragged it out just so we'd keep doing it!

Lori: Guys, guys! Let's just agree that we were both in the wrong, okay?

''Lynn: Ugh! Yeah I know it was so unfair!''

Luna: Wait, wasn't it our ideas originally to take care of him?

Leni: (rolls her eyes) Ugh, nice job showing how hypocritical you guys can be.

Luna: Plus, it didn't seem fair for him to pamper all ten of us while all we did was pamper just him...

Lola: (interrupts) Who cares it's Lincoln, he's a stupid boy!

Lori: That is true.

Lincoln: Whoa! What's with the misandry?!

Lori: Lincoln... I really shouldn't have to tell you this, but none of us think less of you because you're a boy. You're just as much of a member of this family as anyone else.

Lola: Yeah, what she said.

Luna: [To Lola] Didn't you just say that boys were gross and disgusting?

Lola: That doesn't mean I think they're bad people! Lana's gross and disgusting too, but I still love her!

Lana: Gee, thanks.

Leni: (annoyed) Alright, what is it you guys want?!

Lynn: We came up with this plan to keep Lincoln as our own personal servant like how he was during the vacation.

Lincoln: Guys, you... you wouldn't really do this to me, would you?

Lori: Well, let me ask you this, Lincoln. Did we?

Lincoln: No.

Lynn: There's your answer.

Lola: We're gonna clog the toilet and have it flood the bathroom overnight, then when Lincoln wakes up tomorrow morning we'll convince him that he clogged the toilet when he supposedly used it.

Lincoln: What? No, if I clogged the toilet I'm pretty sure I'd remember it. I'm not senile.

Lori: And if he doesn't continue to be our servant we'll tell Mom and Dad that he ruined the bathroom.

Lynn: I think that's a plan that'll help all of us.

Lincoln: Except me, obviously.

Lola: Agreed.

Lori: I literally couldn't disagree.

Luan: That's perfect.

Luan: No, it's not.

Lucy: I agree.

Lucy: No, I don't.

Lana: Let's do it!

Lana: Let's not.

''Leni: (shocked) What?! But that's not fair for Lincoln!''

''Lola: How is it not fair? This was all his fault!''

''Leni: You can't keep using Lincoln like that! And we won't allow it!''

Lola: You better change that attitude Leni you're helping us, or else I'll tell Lincoln that it was all your idea to convince him to choose Aloha beach.

Lincoln: Um, okay. And? It'd be your word against hers, and she's apparently so much nicer to me than you are, so I'd obviously believe her.

Lisa: I concur. Even in the context of this story, your plan doesn't make sense.

Leni: (gasps) You wouldn't!

Luna: (annoyed) That's low dude!

Lynn: (to Luna) And you're taking part of this as well, or else I'll tell Lincoln it was all your idea to convince him to choose Dairyland.

Luna: (sighs) You guys are horrible.

Lisa: Excellent, now we can begin our plan.

(The sisters leave Lori's room, Lily is put in Lincoln's bed with him)

Lily: Win-coln.

Luna: We don't want you to get involved Lily, so we'll leave you with Lincoln.

Lincoln: Why would she? If you think about it, we're already her slaves. "Baby wants food!" "Baby wants changies!" "Baby wants blankie!" Whatever Lily wants, Lily gets!

[Lily coos and nuzzles her face against Lincoln's chest.]

Lincoln: Aww... okay, I can't stay mad at you.

[While they're snuggling, Lily turns to the camera, gives a smug smile and does a thumbs up.]

''Leni: You might as well keep Lincoln company before... (sighs) the plan.''

Lynn: You two, come with us we need your help in the bathroom!

(Leni and Luna sigh as they quietly walk out of Lincoln's bedroom and meet the other sisters in the bathroom)

Lana: I know I normally unclog the toilet, but now we're gonna do the opposite!

Lynn: Let's just stuff the toilet with everything in the bathroom we can find.

Lori: Oh, great idea! Let's clog the only toilet in the whole house so nobody can use it!

Lana: Well, to be fair, we'd probably be unclogging it right afterwards. You know, after we trick Lincoln into thinking he did it. That way we'd have a usable toilet and he'd still be our slave. It's a win-win!

Lincoln: Will you listen to yourself?!

Lola: (grins) Excellent.

(The sisters begin to clog the toilet with everything in the bathroom)

THE NEXT MORNING

(Lincoln wakes up in bed and notices Lily sleeping next to him)

''Lincoln: (yawns) What a great sleep. (notices Lily) Oh hey Lily, when did you get in here?''

Lily: (yawns) Wink-con.

''Lincoln: (smiles) Cutie. (rubs Lily's head) I should probably go to the bathroom. I've been sleeping for a long time, and I gotta use it!''

Lisa: What does that piece of dialogue add to the story?

[Beat]

Lisa: Seriously, what? If he's going to the bathroom, we can assume he's doing so because he has to use the facilities. Why clarify that for the reader? And furthermore, who talks like that?

(Lincoln rushes out of his room to go use the bathroom, as soon as he opens the door water pours out and into the hallway)

Lincoln: (shrieks) The toilet's clogged again!

(All the sisters walk out of their rooms and notice what happened)

Lola: Lincoln you bonehead, you clogged the toilet again!

''Lincoln: What?! I didn't do it! I was asleep all day and night!''

Lori: I'm sure in the middle of the night you did go pee after sleeping in bed all day.

Lana: You can't clog a toilet with your pee. Trust me, I've tried.

Lynn: Otherwise you would find pee all over your pants and bed.

''Lincoln: There is no way I did it! I bet it must've been one of you!''

Lola: Oh quit it Lincoln, you are known for clogging toilets in this house especially after the last time with that girly princess pony book!

Lynn: (smirks) Man was that stupid of you to do.

Lana: And when Mom and Dad get home, we're gonna tell them what you did!

''Lincoln: No! Don't tell! I swear I didn't do it!''

Lori: Alright we won't tell, under one condition.

Lincoln: What?

Luan: (pulls out a cowbell) Remember this?

''Lola: And this? (pulls out a conch shell)''

Lincoln: (wide eyed) Oh no...

Lana: Since we loved you being our assistant during our vacation, we want you to continue at home!

Lincoln: Well, I guess "assistant" sounds nicer than "slave"...

Lisa: And if you do so, we won't tell Mom and Dad.

Lori: It's your choice Lincoln.

''Lincoln: (sighs) Alright fine... I'll be your servant.''

''Lola: Perfect, I'll start. (blows into the conch shell) I need you to get one of Lucy's bats out of my closet!''

(Lincoln heads into Lola's room, and tries to escort Fangs out of Lola's closet, which causes Fangs to fly around)

''Lincoln: Gah! Calm down!''

Lucy: That's on you. Fangs doesn't like sudden movements. You should have opened the door slowly.

(Fangs flies around Lincoln causing him to hit a wall head first and fall onto the ground, while Fangs flies out of the room)

Lola: Perfect, now my dresses are safe!

(Lincoln hears the cowbell as it comes from Luan's room)

''Luan: Lincoln! My whoopee cushions need blowing! Try not to "blow" yourself up. (laughs)''

Lincoln: (deadpanned) Whatever.

(Lincoln starts blowing into the whoopee cushions to get some air in them)

Luan: Perfect, now I need it done with the rest of these.

(Luan pours down a box with many other deflated whoopee cushions)

Lincoln: (wide eyed) Help me.

Luan: No, no, no! That reaction's only funny if the box is comically oversized! This is like trying to do the clown car gag with a stretch limo!

(Afterwards, Lincoln walks out of Luan's room tired from blowing into the whoopee cushions. Lincoln then hears the conch shell as it's coming from Lori's room)

Lori: Oh Lincoln, your assistance is needed!

Lincoln: (sighs) What for Lori?

Lori: I literally have a date with Bobby tonight, but since the bathroom is a mess I need you to clean it up.

Lincoln: (devestated) Oh boy, this is gonna take forever...

ONE HOUR LATER

(Lincoln walks out of the bathroom looking worn out and wet)

Lincoln: (pants) Bathroom, is, done...

(Lincoln hears the cowbell coming out of Lisa's room)

Lincoln: (sighs) Alright Lisa, what do you want me to do?

Lisa: I need you for as a test subject, open your mouth.

Lisa: I don't know what angers me more - the comma splice, or the fact that the writer just had me say, "I need you for as a test subject".

(Lincoln opens his mouth as a glowing red pill is shoved down his throat as he swallows it)

Lincoln: (coughs) What was that?!

Lisa: You will know in about 20 minutes.

Luan: In twenty minutes he'll either be attuned to the Matrix or logged onto Reddit posting nasty stuff about women.

[Nobody else laughs.]

Luan: Eh, never mind. You kids are too young to get those references.

Lori, Leni and Luna: We're older than you!

20 MINUTES LATER

(Lincoln is heard yelling from the bathroom and then screams as he finds a big egg sticking out of the toilet)

''Lincoln: (horrified) LISA! AN EGG JUST CAME OUT OF ME!''

Lori: Through what? His butt?

Lisa: Then my experiment has worked, the food inside of your system has developed into an egg and it comes out whenever you need to go number two.

Lisa: No.

Leni: What?

Lisa: No. I am not buying into the idea that I - or anyone - could invent a simple drug that can convert the pre-digested food in a male's stomach into a new lifeform and then use said male's anus as a crude birth canal. I'm a scientist, not a sorceress!

(Lincoln walks out of the bathroom exhausted)

Lincoln: (groans in misery) I don't know how much more I can take.

(The cowbell is heard coming from Lynn's room)

Lynn: Hey Lincoln, I need you right now.

Lincoln: What is it Lynn?

Lynn: I just learned some new wrestling moves and I need someone to test them out on, just don't try to actually beat me.

Lynn: Like that'd even make a difference! I'd have to be in pretty bad shape before I lost a wrestling match to noodle-arms over there.

Lincoln: I do not have noodle arms!

''[Without another word, Lynn gets off the couch and goes to the kitchen. When she comes back, she's holding a rice box from a Chinese restaurant. After sitting back down, she pulls out a lo mein noodle, takes Lincoln by the arm and lays the noodle out across it. The noodle and arm appear to have roughly the same thickness.]''

Lincoln: I hate you.

Lincoln: (wide eyed) Oh no...

(Lynn tackles Lincoln and begins wrestling him, shortly after Lynn puts Lincoln in a headlock she lets him go as she cheers)

''Lynn: Aw yeah! Lynn Loud number one all the time, whoop whoop!''

(Lincoln slowly limps out of Lynn's room, but Lucy suddenly appears beside Lincoln)

Lucy: Hello brother.

''Lincoln: (screams) Oh, there you are. What do you need?''

Lucy: I want to design Edwin for my new poem, but the pencil case is too high.

Lucy: Excuse me, but Edwin's face is flawless the way it is. Only a philistine would scribble over it in pencil.

(Lucy points to the very top of a tall bookshelf behind Lincoln)

Lola: Wait, how'd it even get up there if Lucy can't reach that high?

Lynn: Eh, sometimes I put her stuff on high shelves just to mess with her. Funny, huh?

Lucy: Hilarious.

''Lincoln: Oh, well... This shouldn't be too hard.''

(Lincoln tries to climb the bookshelf. He grabs the case, but falls onto the ground)

''Lincoln: (groans) Ow... Here's your picture Lucy... (hands Lucy the picture)''

Lucy: Edwin, you will soon be in my poem.

(Lincoln walks back into his room and lays down exhausted on the floor)

Lincoln: (groans) I can't take this anymore...

(Lincoln hears the conch shell from downstairs as he groans)

Lincoln: Why me?!

(Lincoln slowly heads out of his room and downstairs)

(Leni, Luna, and Lily were sitting down on the couch with Leni holding the conch shell)

Luna: Nice job getting the conch shell for us to use sis.

Lincoln: Um... how, though? Did she steal it?

Lisa: I suppose that's not inconceivable, but a scene establishing that would have been nice.

Leni: Thanks Luna, this will be a nice surprise for Lincoln.

Lincoln: (comes downstairs) Alright girls, what do you want?

Luna: Well, we wanted to do something for you as a way of saying thank you for everything you did during the vacation.

Lincoln: (shocked) Wait, really?

Leni: So, we decided we're going to take you to the movies!

Luna: And then we'll go to the mall  the umbrella building

Lincoln: Oh, knock it off, Luan!

[Luan giggles to herself.]

Lincoln: How did you even do that?!

Luan: Rule of Funny, Lincoln. Rule of Funny.

Luna: And then we'll go to the mall; you, me, Leni, and Lily.

Lily: (smiles) Wink-con!

Lincoln: (gets excited) Wow, this sounds like fun!

Leni: (smiles) Better get ready Linky, we're leaving in ten minutes.

(Lincoln runs upstairs to get changed, shortly after the four of them leave the house and get into Vanzilla)

Lincoln: Glad to see you finally got your license Leni.

''Leni: Thanks Lincoln! It's been like, a tough ride, but I managed to get it!''

[The Imaginary Leni appears again.]

Leni: Go away!

Luna: Now let's go before the sisters notice you leaving.

(Leni starts the engine, as they back out of the driveway and drive off)

A COUPLE HOURS LATER

(All the sisters were yelling at each in the living room)

Lori: (angry) I can't believe Leni and Luna took Lincoln out of the house, he's suppose to be here painting my toenails!

Lynn: (angry) He's suppose to be practicing dodgeball with me!

Lola: (angry) He's suppose to be my butler for my tea party today!

Lana: (angry) He was supposed to dumpster free stuff for me!

Lisa: "Dumpster" is not a verb. "Dumpster dive" is the term you were looking for.

Lisa: (angry) Who else am I supposed to use for a test subject?!

Luan: (angry) He was supposed to help me bake pies!

Lucy: (angry) I did need a corpse for my cosplay show.

Lola: Well then, looks like we'll have to go to plan b.

Lori: We have a plan b?

Lynn: Uh yeah, me and Lola will have to get Lincoln alone and tell him about who came up with the plan to covince Lincoln to choose Dairyland or Aloha Beach.

Luna: Isn't that the one thing you had hangin' over our heads? Why would you just give that up?

Leni: Like, yeah. Even I can tell that doesn't make sense.

Luan: It's perfect, let's do it!

(An hour later; Lincoln, Leni, Luna, and Lily returned home as they walked inside)

Luna: I hope you had a fun day bro.

Lincoln: I sure did.

Leni: Awesome!

Luna: You feel better?

''Lincoln: Of course! Thanks you guys, you're the best!''

Lori: [Crosses arms] The story is taking literally every chance it gets to remind us how much better Leni and Luna are. I don't know about you, but I'm getting peeved.

[Leni and Luna start squirming in their seats.]

Lucy: Doesn't feel so good, does it?

Leni and Luna: No...

(Lincoln hugs them as he walks upstairs and hears the cowbell coming from the bathroom)

Lincoln: (sighs) Just great.

(Lincoln heads into the bathroom and finds Lynn and Lola)

Lynn: Hey Lincoln, we need you to close the door.

Lola: We have something important to tell you.

Lynn: "I'm pregnant. And you're the father."

[Everyone gawks at Lynn in utter disbelief.]

Lynn: What?! It was a joke!

Lola: That's your idea of a joke?!

Luna: Sheesh, you open your mouth for a joke one time and that's what you come up with?!

Lynn: I'm sorry, okay?! It sounded funnier in my head!... Let's just get back to the story.

[Beat]

Luan: You've got serious issues, Lynn.

''Lincoln: Uhh, okay? (closes the door) What is it you want to tell me?''

Lynn: We noticed you left today with Leni and Luna, what was that all about?

Lincoln: They wanted to take me out as thanks for me being their assistant, and so that I could finally get a break.

Lola: Oh Lincoln you are so foolish.

Lincoln: Excuse me?

Lynn: You should know something about those two, Luna was the one who came up with the idea to convince you to pick Dairyland.

Lola: And Leni was the one who came up with the idea to convince you to pick Aloha beach.

Lincoln: Wait, seriously?!

Lincoln: Oh, gee, who am I gonna trust? The girls who have been treating me like a slave since we got back, or the girls who have been treating me like a prince?

Lynn: Yeah, why else would they take you out today?

Lola: They wanted to try and make you think they're great sisters even if they don't want to tell you this secret that all of us know except for you.

Lincoln: (in disbelief) I can't believe this...

Lincoln: Then don't.

Lynn: We wanted to tell you so you wouldn't be left in the dark any longer from those two.

''Lincoln: Thanks for telling me this guys, now I have to go confront them about this. (leaves the bathroom)''

(Lynn and Lola rush into Lori's bedroom where all the other sisters except for Leni and Luna were in there)

Lola: He bought it.

Lori: Perfect, that'll teach them.

Luan: And now we wait.

(Lincoln goes downstairs where Leni, Luna, and Lily were)

''Lincoln: (angry) Hey! You two! We need to talk!''

Luna: (confused) Something wrong dude?

Leni: (confused) Why do you sound so angry?

Lincoln: (angry) You two lied to me!

Luna: (gasps) Wait you know?

Luna: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why am I reacting like that if I didn't actually lie about anything?

Leni: Yeah!...unless there was some other secret we were keeping from him.

[Lincoln looks towards Leni.]

Leni: Which there isn't!

''Lincoln: (angry) Yeah! I know that (points to Luna) you were the one that came up with the idea to get me to vote for Dairyland, (points to Leni) and you were the one that came up with the idea to get me to vote for Aloha Beach!''

Luna: Who told you?

Lincoln: Lola and Lynn told me!

Luna: Why would they tell you that?

Lincoln: (angry) Because they didn't want me left in the dark!

Lily: (looks at Leni and Luna) Weni, Wuna?

Luna: Lily no it's not true!

''Leni: Lincoln! We would never do that to you!''

Lincoln: (angry) Just save it, I can't believe I actually thought of you two as the nicest ones in this house!

Lori: And there it is again. What is it with this story putting Leni and Luna above the rest of us?

Lana: Yeah! I'm nice, too! Right, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure you are. And you too, Lucy. And you, Luan. And... you, Lynn.

[Lynn narrows her eyes.]

Lynn: You hesitated.

Lincoln: [Nervously] Um... no I didn't.

Lynn: You don't think I'm nice!

Luna: Lynn, it's not a big-

Lynn: I can be nice if I want to! In fact, I can be nicer than all the rest of you combined!

Lincoln: Lynn-

[Lynn puts him in a bone-crushing hug and starts smothering him with kisses.]

Lola: Nice one, Lincoln. You just had to go and press Lynn's competition button.

Lincoln: [Trying to wriggle out of Lynn's grasp] I-I didn't mean to!

(Lincoln picks up Lily and walks upstairs)

Leni: (upset) Lincoln!

Luna: (upset) I can't believe our sisters actually told Lincoln that, (voice breaking) now he hates us!

''Leni: (voice breaking) This is horrible! I don't want my baby brother to hate me for the rest of his life! (begins crying)''

(Luna comforts Leni as she begins crying as well, meanwhile Lincoln was with Lily in his room talking to her)

''Lincoln: (sighs) I can't believe this Lily. Leni and Luna, my two closest sisters-''

Lynn: [Still hugging Lincoln] Nuh-uh! I'm closer! Right, Lincoln?

[Luan pries Lynn off of him.]

Luan: Give it a rest, Lynn.

Lynn: [Sigh] All right.

''Lily: Poo poo. (crawls up and hugs Lincoln)''

''Lincoln: Well, (sniffs) at least I still have you Lily. (hugs Lily back)''

(Lincoln then spots something sticking out of Lily's diaper, he pulls it out and see's that it's mini tape recorder)

''Lincoln: What's this? A tape recorder?''

(Lincoln pushes the play button as he hears the sisters)

Lola: We're gonna clog the toilet and have it flood the bathroom overnight, then when Lincoln wakes up tomorrow morning we'll convince him that he clogged the toilet when he supposedly used it.

Lori: And if he doesn't continue to be our servant we'll tell Mom and Dad that he ruined the bathroom.

''Leni: You can't keep using Lincoln like that! And we won't allow it!''

Lola: You better change that attitude Leni you're helping us, or else I'll tell Lincoln that it was all your idea to convince him to choose Aloha beach.

Leni: (gasps) You wouldn't!

Luna: (annoyed) That's low dude!

Lynn: (to Luna) And you're taking part of this as well, or else I'll tell Lincoln it was all your idea to convince him to choose Dairyland.

Luna: (sighs) You guys are horrible.

Lisa: Excellent, now we can begin our plan.

(The tape ends as Lincoln looks shocked)

Lincoln: I... I have so many questions.

Lori: Me, too.

Luna: Me, three.

Luan: Ooh, I know! Let's make a game out of it!

[Everyone looks at Luan as she pulls out her phone and brings up her stopwatch/timer app.]

Luan: We'll see how many questions we can rattle off in sixty seconds. Sound fun?

[The other siblings nod and grunt in the affirmative.]

Luan: All right, then! [Sets the timer for one minute] Three... two... one... go!

Lincoln: Who planted that recorder in Lily's diaper, and when?

Leni: If it was me or Luna, why didn't we just show him the recording when he accused us of lying?

Lily: Ga ga bloo bloo? [Translation: And if it was me, why didn't I show him?]

Lisa: And how did they even know that the words spoken at the meeting would clear their names and incriminate the rest of us?

Lori: How did Lily go that long without having her diaper changed once?

Luna: If Lily was at the meeting, why didn't she at least try to speak up for Leni and Luna?

Luan: Wouldn't Lincoln have had to rewind the tape before he heard anything from the meeting?

Lynn: Did no one notice that bulge in Lily's diaper before Lincoln did?

Lucy: And how did-

[Luan's phone beeps.]

Lucy: Dang it.

Luan: Lessee... that was... eight questions! Not bad, guys!

[The Loud siblings all cheer and high-five each other.]

Lily: Wincoln?

(Lincoln looks silent for a few seconds, then he is suddenly filled with rage)

''Lincoln: (calmly) Lily, stay here. You don't want to get involved.''

(Lincoln suddenly storms outside his room and heads towards Lori's room, Lincoln was about to storm inside Lori's room until he heard something from the bathroom)

Luna: (from the bathroom) Come on Leni, I'm sticking my hands in the toilet trying to pull this junk out all I ask from you is to hold it. -

Lana: Wait, what?! Did no one unclog the toilet?!

Lincoln: If we can go that long without one of us having to use it, does it even matter that it's clogged?

Leni: (from the bathroom) I know, but I just think it's really gross!

(Lincoln slowly opens the door and finds Leni and Luna taking garbage out the toilet)

''Lincoln: Guys? What are you doing?''

''Leni: (notices Lincoln) Lincoln? We're just trying to unclog the toilet.''

Luna: (sighs) We have to tell you something dude, you didn't clog the toilet.

Lincoln: I know I didn't.

Leni: (shocked) Wait, you know?

[Everyone in the family facepalms simultaneously.]

(Lincoln pulls out the mini tape recorder)

Lincoln: I heard the conversation you guys had on this tape recorder.

Luna: Oh wow, that's the same tape recorder we used to hear Lily's first words.

(Lily walks in joining the others)

Lily: (smiles) Poo poo!

Luna: Oh my gosh Lily, that was so amazing of you to do that.

Lincoln: You know, I didn't think of this before, but since when is Lily smart enough to use a tape recorder?

[Lily gives him a dirty look.]

Lincoln: ...no offense, Lily.

''Lincoln: Oh Lily! Thank you for showing me the truth! (picks Lily up and hugs her)''

Luna: We're sorry we didn't tell you about the whole plan involving us and the sisters, we were worried that you would hate us for that thing they told you.

''Lincoln: (sighs) No, I'm the one who should be sorry. This whole thing was my fault from the start. And as a result, it caused the others to use me more, and tricked me into thinking you guys were to blame.''

''Lily: Awww. (smiles)''

''Leni: Aw Linky, it's okay. (reaches her arms out) Hug?''

(Lincoln runs up to Leni and hugs her tightly, Luna joins in the hug with Lily)

''Luna: So what now? Should we tell the sisters that you know or should we find a way to get back at them?''

Lincoln: (growls) Oh don't worry, I'll sort them out.

(In Lori's room, the other sisters were waiting)

Luan: (grins) Looks like everything is going our way now.

Lori: This has been one of our best plans in years girls.

Lola: I agree, I wonder what we make Lincoln do now that he has turned against Leni and Luna?

(Suddenly, the door slams open, revealing Lincoln looking pissed off)

Lynn: Whoa Lincoln, take a chill pill why don't you (pulls out the cowbell) and afterwards you can clean my balls.

[Lynn bursts out laughing.]

Lori: Okay, it's not that funny, Lynn.

[Lynn's laughing fit goes on for at least half a minute before she starts to compose herself.]

Lynn: [Still laughing] H-hey, Lincoln. Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yes?

Lynn: Clean my balls. [Lynn collapses back into laugher.]

(Lincoln suddenly takes the cowbell, and smashes it against the floor several times, breaking it apart)

Luna: Whoa, dude! No need to break a perfectly good instrument.

Lola: (annoyed) Lincoln!

Lori: That's it, I'm calling mom and dad and telling them what you did!

''Lincoln: (livid) OH NO YOU'RE NOT! If anything, I should be telling them what YOU guys did, you lying, sneaky, dirtbags!''

''Lynn: (annoyed) What did you say? (Cracks her knuckles)''

(Leni, Luna, and Lily were behind Lincoln looking angry at the sisters)

Luna: (angry) You better change that attitude Lynn!

Leni: (angry) Yeah, or else we'll tell mom and dad how you guys have been behaving!

Lori: Oh yeah, well it's seven against four you got nothing on us!

(Lori and the other sisters grin)

''Lincoln: (livid) You guys are the absolute worst! You all tricked me just so you could use me, then you make me turn against Leni and Luna?! Look, I was wrong for starting this whole thing, but you guys made it a whole lot worse than it needed to be!''

(Lily hands Lincoln the tape recorder)

Lynn: Why do you have Lily's tape recorder?

Lincoln: (livid) Lily showed me what you guys were talking about!

(Lincoln plays the tape recorder)

Lola: We're gonna clog the toilet and have it flood the bathroom overnight, then when Lincoln wakes up tomorrow morning we'll convince him that he clogged the toilet when he supposedly used it.

Lincoln: Are we really sitting through this whole thing again?

Lori: And if he doesn't continue to be our servant we'll tell Mom and Dad that he ruined the bathroom.

''Leni: You can't keep using Lincoln like that! And we won't allow it!''

Lola: You better change that attitude Leni you're helping us, or else I'll tell Lincoln that it was all your idea to convince him to choose Aloha beach.

Leni: (gasps) You wouldn't!

Luna: (annoyed) That's low dude!

Lynn: (to Luna) And you're taking part of this as well, or else I'll tell Lincoln it was all your idea to convince him to choose Dairyland.

Luna: (sighs) You guys are horrible.

Lisa: Excellent, now we can begin our plan.

(The sisters look wide eyed after hearing it)

Lola: (wide eyed) Oh no...

Luan: (laughs nervously) It's no big deal...

Luna: We'll show mom and dad this.

Lynn: No you better not!

''Lincoln: (livid) We are! Becuase you guys don't deserve to get off scot-free for how horrible you guys have been!''

(Lincoln, Leni, Luna, and Lily walk out of Lori's room)

Lori: (sighs) Well, looks like we got what we deserved.

(Lincoln returns back to his room)

Luna: Hey bro, you got room for me to sleep in here tonight?

Lincoln: Wait, you want to sleep with me tonight?

Lincoln: Oh, no... not again...

Luna: Let's hope I don't try to beat you with a belt this time.

[Everyone except Leni, Lincoln, Lola and Lisa gives Luna a weird look.]

Luna: ...I'll explain later.

Luna: Well it's either your room or the couch, no way am I staying with Luan tonight.

Lincoln: (smiles) Of course you can sleep in here with me.

(Luna walks in with Leni then approaching Lincoln)

''Leni: Hey Linky, can I sleep in here too? I don't wanna sleep in the same room as Lori.''

''Lincoln: Of course! Come on in!''

(Then Lily walks towards Lincoln in her PJs)

Lily: Poo poo.

Lincoln: (picks Lily up) I'm guessing you wanna sleep in here too, don't ya?

''Lily: Wincoln. (shakes her head up and down)''

Lincoln: This writer does remember I sleep in a converted linen closet, right? It's a little cramped for four people.

''Lincoln: You can sleep in here too. (to the viewers) I just hope she doesn't keep me awake all night.''

THE NEXT DAY

(Lynn Sr. and Rita are listening to the tape recording with all the siblings sitting on the couch and most of the sisters looking nervous as they finish)

Lynn Sr.: (angry) You girls should be ashamed of yourselves, we told you to let your brother rest and instead you treated him as a servant all for your own pleasure just like you did during the vacation!

''Rita: (angry) And to think you girls could actually get away with this! I can't believe you would trick your own brother when he wanted to rest, and also getting Leni and Luna involved with all of this! You girls are grounded for two weeks!''

Lori: But Mom!

Lynn Sr.: (angry) No buts from any of you, now hand over the cowbell and shell we're throwing them away!

(Lola hands Lynn Sr. the conch and Lynn hands him a busted cowbell)

Rita: (angry) Now, you girls think about what you've done and what you've put your brother through!

(Lynn Sr. and Rita head outside)

Lynn: Alright Lincoln you win and we lost, happy now?

Lisa: She doesn't sound especially remorseful.

Lucy: Why would she? As far as this story is concerned, we're all monsters.

Lola: Except Leni and Luna, obviously.

''Luan: Lynn, enough with the behavior. (to Lincoln) We're really sorry we put you through this Lincoln.''

Lori: Yeah I'll admit we went too far with this.

''Lana: (to Leni and Luna) Yeah, same goes for you two. We're really sorry.''

Lynn: [Pouts] Oh, never mind. It's just me, apparently.

Luna: Thanks guys, we're still mad at you but we appreciate the apology.

Lincoln: But I'm also sorry for starting this whole thing.

Lola: Hopefully now we've all learned our lesson.

Luna: Yeah dudes, we shouldn't use each as servants just for our own pleasure all it does is cause conflict.

Lisa: We should just ask each other for help instead of forcing each other to do so.

Leni: (smiles) And therefore we can all still love each other.

Lori: Even if most of us have to suffer for what we did.

Lincoln: Hey, even if you guys are grounded, we can still do fun stuff together.

Luna: Let's watch some tv!

Leni: Sounds good!

(Lincoln turns on the tv to watch with his sisters as Dream Boat comes on)

Luna: Oh cool the latest episode is on, I hope Brock is still in the running to be with Karen!

Leni: And Bryant better still be on!

''Lori: (laughs nervously) Yeah... I hope so too.''

The End

Lana: And the moral of the story is that all but three of us suck eggs.

Lincoln: Well... four, including me.

Lola: Yeah, that doesn't help, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Hmm... you know what might, though? Apparently the author wrote an "alternate version" of the story afterwards. Maybe it fixes some of the problems.

Luna: Eh, worth a shot.

[Lincoln picks up the remote and switches over to "Whipped - Alternate Version".]

(Opens with Lincoln walking up to his room exhausted and tired from the vacation as he falls face first onto his bed)

Lincoln: (yawns) Time to get some sleep, especially after what I just went through.

(The rest of the sisters except for Leni and Luna, watched over Lincoln falling asleep)

Lisa: A tense change and an unnecessary comma. I don't know what the author intended to "fix" with this new version, but it certainly wasn't the grammar.

Lynn: Aww the poor guy is tired.

Lori: He literally needs to rest after what he did.

Lisa: Based upon the list of orders he did, he'll need about two days rest to recover.

Lana: Whether it was being chased by that bear.

Lola: Or being attacked by all those flies.

Lucy: Or getting scared by whatever was lurking in the dark.

Luan: And he didn't get to have any fun.

Luna: Okay, we're off to a good start! Looks like the author's trying not to write us in a way that - wait, did it say everyone except Leni and me?

(The sisters then hear Leni and Luna laugh at them, as the sisters close Lincoln's bedroom door)

Lynn: What's so funny?

Luna: (laughs) Oh come on dudes, you're acting like den moms.

''Leni: (laughs) Yeah! Lincoln deserved what he got, what he did to us was like way worse!''

Luna: Wait a minute! Is this not just the same story with our roles reversed?!

Lincoln: Yeah, how is this better? The story's still singling out Leni and Luna. It's just making them look worse than the rest of us instead of better.

Lori: He took care of all ten of us while we all only took care of him, I don't see how that's...

Luna: (interrupts) It is fair, because we're girls and it's more of a big deal.

Leni: And Lincoln is just a stupid boy and boys are gross.

Leni: Hey! I don't hate boys! I like boys! They're cute and sweet and they can do anything girls can do! Right?

Luna: Yeah, and I never said I deserved to be pampered just 'cause I'm a girl. They're writing us like a couple of stuck-up sexists!

Lori: [Rolls her eyes] Gosh, it must be so hard to be vilified by a writer who doesn't like you. I can't even imagine what that's like.

Lola: (annoyed) Don't be so mean!

Luna: Whatever, all I know is that I had the best vacation ever.

Leni: We should do it again!

Luan: But the vacation is over Leni.

''Luna: So what? Without Lincoln being our whipping boy, the vacation would be so lame.''

Lynn: (annoyed) Whipping boy?

Leni: Besides, Lincoln isn't so innocent he hasn't fully earned our forgiveness yet.

Lori: (annoyed) He's done enough!

Luna: No he hasn't, he made us his servants for a whole day!

Lana: (annoyed) While he was our servant for all ten of us for a whole week!

Leni: He also tried to have the best seat in the van!

Luna: And he filmed us each having an embarrassing moment and uploaded them online.

Lincoln: ...which I made up for. In case you forgot.

Luna: What the heck?! We're even worse in this version than the rest of you were in the first version! At least you guys didn't hold a grudge for every mistake Lincoln ever made!

Leni: And he tried to get all of us out the door for school just so he can get his project to for his class!

Lincoln: Oh, no, I tried to get you to school on time? What a monster I am!

Lucy: (to Leni) I don't see how that last one is selfish.

Leni: (to Lucy) Oh trust me it is!

Lincoln: It's really not.

Lisa: In all fairness, I think the story knows that. It's just trying to make Leni look extremely unreasonable.

Leni: Which I'm not!

Lola: But that was all in the past and we've forgiven him!

Luna: And he hardly did anything to earn our forgiveness.

Leni: So until we feel like he has earned our forgiveness, we should keep him as our servant.

Lori: (angry) No way!

Luan: (angry) You two are just big bullies and not nice!

Lynn: (angry) And we're not going through with your sick plan!

Luna: (grins) Oh yes you will, otherwise we'll tell Mom and Dad that you all forced us to go along with your plan to convince Lincoln to choose either Dairyland or Aloha Beach.

Luna: And now this plan makes even less sense! At least in the first version, it was the word of seven against two!

Leni: (grins) And Mom and Dad will like totally believe us!

(Suddenly, Lincoln's bedroom door opens as it shows Lincoln very angry)

Lincoln: (angry) So that's what you two think of me, as a stupid boy!?!?!?!?

Luna: (laughs nervously) No bro listen...

''Lincoln: (angry) Don't "bro" me, you two are awful for actually thinking you would get away with a plan that cruel and evil! I could hear everything you said from my room and I'm not letting you get away with this! (to the other sisters) thanks for sticking up for me, I really love you guys for doing that.''

Lincoln: So in this version, I catch on to everything super early and the story ends before it can even begin. How's this supposed to be an improvement, again?

Lynn: (Smiles) It's what sisters do.

Lori: (Smiles) And we love you so much.

(The sisters except for Leni and Luna hug Lincoln tightly smiling, as the parents walk upstairs noticing them)

Lynn Sr.: Something going on up here.

Lincoln: (to Lynn Sr.) Yeah, Leni and Luna had an evil plan to make me their servant after vacation.

Leni: That is not true!

Lola: Yes it is true, don't let their good girl looks fool you they're bullies on the inside!

Luna: "Good girl looks"? What are they even talking about?

Lori: I mean, you are a nice girl, Luna. We all know that. But it's not like we'd be able to tell just by looking at you.

Luna: That's what I'm saying!

Lynn: They are!

Rita: (angry) I can't believe you two would try and pull a stunt like that on your brother!

Lynn Sr.: (Angry) You're grounded for two weeks!

(Lynn Sr. and Rita storm downstairs as Lincoln and the other sisters approach Leni and Luna)

Lincoln: (angry) And I don't forgive you at all!

(Lincoln and the other sisters walk downstairs as Leni and Luna look down a little upset)

Luna: Way harsh dude.

LATER THAT DAY

(Lincoln was sitting on the couch with Lynn next to him watching tv)

Lincoln: I'm having such a fun time Lynn, you're the best sister ever.

Lynn: Ha! See?! Best sister ever! He said it himself!

[Lynn gets up off the couch and does a victory dance.]

Luna: She's not really takin' this story to heart, is she?

Leni: Just let her have this.

Lynn: Well it was pretty obvious.

(Luna walked by them as Lincoln gave her a cold stare along with Lynn)

Luna: (sighs) Whatever.

(A week passed by as Lincoln hung out with all his sisters, especially Lynn, Lori, Lola and Lisa at the house.)

Lori: Especially us, huh?

Lisa: I feel as though we're looking into a parallel universe. Those of us who are typically vilified are glorified, while those of us who are typically glorified are vilified.

Luan: Hey, here's an idea. How about they don't glorify or vilify any of us? Y'know, write us all as generally good girls who have flaws and sometimes make mistakes?

Lucy: But it's so much easier to write everyone as either good or evil.

(Everytime Leni or Luna passed by them, all of them gave the two cold stares and silence until they left the room. This had continued on even after Leni and Luna's punishment was over, Lincoln was not ready to forgive them for what they did to him as each day they grew more upset to the point that they cried themselves to sleep over how mean they were to their brother. After about a month, Lincoln returned home from school as he found Leni and Luna looking at him upset)

Lincoln: (groans) What do you two want?

(Leni and Luna got on their knees in front of Lincoln as they began crying)

Leni: (crying) Please forgive us Linky, we're so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!!

Luna: (Crying) Yeah dude, we were so in the wrong and it was all our fault!

Leni: (Crying) You have earned our forgiveness long ago!!

Luna: (Crying) All we ask from you is your forgiveness!

(As the two continued to cry, Lincoln's eyes started to water as he bent down and hugged Leni and Luna tightly)

''Lincoln: (crying) I do forgive you! It's all good!!''

Leni: (sniffs) You mean it?

Lincoln: (sniffs) Yes of course I do!

Luna: (weakly smiles) Thanks Lincoln.

(The three continued to hug tightly and smile knowing that the whole thing was over)

The End

Lily: [Angry] Poo poo! Poo poo!

Lincoln: What's wrong, Lily?

Lana: I think she's upset because she wasn't in this version.

Lincoln: Aw, don't be upset about that, Lily. I'm pretty sure this "version" was just written as a joke, anyway.

Luna: Not a funny one, I can tell you that.

Luan: Hey, look! There's a note from the author at the end.

I made this joke fanfic as a response to those hating on my story Whipped, I decided to take all your complaints and turn it into a parody of common Loud House fanfics as well as make it as an alternate version to Whipped so that I can show those who complained about it what I would do if I took your advice and wrote the story like this.

Luna: So... were people tellin' him to write me and Leni as jerks?

Lori: I doubt that.

Lisa: The more likely explanation is that he egregiously misinterpreted their criticisms. Or, in more colloquial terms, he missed the point.

Leni: So he doesn't really think me and Luna are big meanie faces?

Lincoln: Nobody thinks that, Leni. I don't think anyone could think that.

[Lincoln turns towards the camera.]

Lincoln: So this was the story you all wanted us to read, huh? I'm... having trouble figuring out why, but I'll trust your judgment. Hope you enjoyed watching us read it!

Now if you'll excuse us, we're going off to do something fun.

[Lincoln looks pointedly into the camera.]

Lincoln: Together.

[Beat]

Lincoln: As a family.

[Beat]

Lincoln: In which every member is-

Luna: I think they get the point, dude.

Lincoln: They better.

THE END