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Bee or not Bee


 * (Lincoln is sitting on his bed in his room. His arms are crossed behind his head. He looks extremely bored)
 * Lincoln (sighs): „It's weird... every day I wish to get some peace... now I got it and I'm not happy... It's because of my sisters... Luna is with Sam on a jam session... Luan is on a birthday and this time is Giggles her assistant... Lynn is on a soccer game...“
 * (He stands up and goes around in his room)
 * Lincoln (to the viewer): „Don't get me wrong, pals... I don't love them more like my other sisters... but I've the most fun with them... my other sisters are just boring... Lori is interested in nothing but her phone... Leni talks just about dresses... Lucy does nothing but writing boring poems...“
 * (Lincoln has no idea that Lucy is sitting in the vents and have heard all about this. A small tear rins down from her face and she writes the title of her new poem „The Boy who broke a goth girl's heart“)
 * Lincoln: „Lola is just interested in boring tea parties... Lana wanna play in mud all time... Lily is just a baby...“
 * (Suddenly his walkie-talkie is beeping)
 * Lincoln (takes it): „Yes?“
 * Lisa: „Lincoln! I need your help!“
 * Lincoln (to the viewer): „How could I forget Lisa? It's everday exciting with her experiments. (to Lisa) Sorry, what'd you say?“
 * Lisa (sighs): „Okay... Night Owl calls Agent Snowflake! Seriousley, why must I use this name? Yes; my eyes look bigger with theses glasses, but... that's not the point! You must help me! It's an emergency!“
 * Lincoln (surprised): „What's wrong? Have Lily played with your beakers again and now it's a hole in the floor of your room?“
 * Lisa: „No, it's much badder! One of my laboratory animals is escaped!“
 * Lincoln: „What kind of animal?“
 * Lisa: „It's a bee. I've infected her with a virus. I wear my emergency suit and Lily wears hers, but you must help me to catch this bee! When it will get free, it could infect everyone in Royal Woods with it´s sting!“
 * Lincoln: „Don't worry! I will call Agent Bloodnose!“
 * (He calls Clyde)
 * Lincoln: „Agent Snowflake calls Agent Bloodnose! Are you there, Bloodnose?“
 * (At first Clyde say nothing)
 * Clyde: „Why should I use that name?“
 * Lincoln: „We can talk about this later! We have a mission. It's called „Mission Sugarhoney“.“
 * Clyde (excited): „What... do you mean... Loris wears a striped bikini and I must put sunlotion on her back...?“
 * (Lincoln hears an explosion through his walkie-talkie)
 * Lincoln: „No... we must catch a bee...“
 * Clyde (uses a hankie): „Oh... okay, I will be there in a moment...“
 * (And really; a moment later he is in the Loud House's living room. Lincoln tells him everything)
 * Clyde: „Hmm; that sounds very serious...“
 * Lincoln: „Yes. Here! Put this on!“ (he gives him a emergency suit)
 * (Now Lincoln want to go upstairs)
 * Clyde: „Hey! What do you think are you doing?!“
 * Lincoln (confused): „I want to got into Lisa's room...“
 * Clyde: „But you can't go through the door! The bee could fly out in the house and could sting every person here! So the Loud House would become the Dead House instead!“
 * Lincoln: „Yes... I think, my family wouldn't be happy about this... so what should we do instead?“
 * Clyde: „Easy. We must go through the window.“
 * (The two boys go outside under Lisa's room window. Lincoln brings a ladder. Clyde climbs up to the window. He opens the window and in this moment the bee flies out. Suddenly a angry Lisa appears in the window in front of Clyde)
 * Clyde (smiles nervous): „Uh, hi, Lisa... why are you so...“
 * (Lincoln stays on the grass and holds the ladder. Clyde comes down and have a handprint on his cheek)
 * Clyde: „Lisa want that we kill this bee...“
 * (The boys are going down form the ladder and are looking through the backyard)
 * Lincoln: „Alright; we must catch that bee! When one of use will see it, slap her! With the gloves from our suits the sting can't touch us.“
 * Clyde: „Roger!“
 * (Both runs away in seperate ways. Lola is sitting on the bench on the left side of the front door. She has a new hair style. Without noticing the bee lands on ther head)
 * Lola (to herself): „It was so hard to creating this hairstyle! When someone would harm only one hair on my head, I would be able to kill that person...“
 * (Suddenly Clyde appears and he see only the bee. He slaps with his hand after her)
 * Clyde: „Gotcha! I've got you; you beast!“
 * (The bee flies away and he misses it. But he don't miss Lola and she isn't very happy)
 * Lola: „My new hairstyle... destroyed! And you even dare to call me... a beast?!“
 * Clyde (nervous): „Uhm, Lola... I can explain it...“
 * (But Lola don't believe in explainations. She won't even hear them. Lincoln appears and he see following: Clyde with a swollen eye makes a new hairstyle for Lola, who holds Clyde's collar with her one hand and her shoe with the other hand)
 * Lola: „I swear, you will pay, when you will not make a good hairstyle...“
 * Clyde: „Uhm, Lincoln; I will be busy for a while here. You must look for the bee...“
 * (Lincoln nods and runs away. Suddenly he see the bee. It is sitting on a flower. He sneaks very silent to it. He holds his right hand and is ready to slap the bee. Suddenly a clapping noise appears and the bee flies away. Lincoln looks and see a boy in the garden of a pub)
 * Boy (claps): „Waiter! Bring me an iced drink!“
 * (Lincoln looks very angry. He goes away from the screen and we can hear a noise. Now Lincoln comes again and leaves the screen from the other side. The camera zooms to the boy, who have a lump on his head)
 * Boy: „Waiter... just the ice, please... for my head...“
 * (Lincoln looks up and he see the bee. It flies on a branch of a tree in Mr. Grouse' yard. Lincoln climbs up and sneaks to the bee. Suddenly the branch sinks down, because Lincoln is heavier than the bee. He sinks exactly in front of a window from this house. Mr. Grouse is standing on the other side)
 * Mr. Grouse (smiles): „That branch blocks my sight. And besides, it's to be attacked by a parasite! There's just one solution! I must cut if off!“
 * (He takes a handsaw and begins to cut the branch on which Lincoln is sitting)
 * Lincoln: „No, please...“
 * (In the following moment he falls down with the branch. He lands exactly on his butt)
 * Lincoln: „Ouch...“
 * (Clyde appears)
 * Clyde: „Lincoln! You did it!“
 * Lincoln: „Clyde? What do you mean?“
 * (Now he see that he's sitting exactly on the bee)
 * Lincoln: „You're right! We must tell it Lisa.“
 * (They runs to the Loud House. Lisa is in her room and makes an experiment with Lily. Lincoln and Clyde are coming in)
 * Lincoln: „Good news, Lisa! The virus is destroyed!“
 * Clyde: „What kind of infection would it be generate? Cholera, mumps or typhus?“
 * Lisa: „No; it's just a ichiness on the back. That's very unpleasant; especially, when someone have so short arms like me...“
 * (Lincoln and Clyde look dumbfounded, but than they are growling.

We cut to a flower meadow. Lincoln and Clyde are going away from a beehive with a large rock on the top)
 * Lisa (out from the beehive): „HEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE! HELP!!!“
 * Lincoln (smiling): „Can you hear something, Clyde?“
 * Clyde (is smiling too): „No, Lincoln. I hear nothing but the lovely buzz of the bees.“

Trivia
 * That fanfic was inspired by a "Mort & Phil" comic.
 * The title is a reference to the quote "Be or not to be" of "Hamlet".