Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-32082639-20170624150936

Chapter 1: The Show

It was a pitch black night at the Royal Woods Pizzeria. The whole loud family was there to eat, and Luan was scheduled to perform some of her jokes to the audiance. When the louds all finished their food, a short chubby man in a tuxedo walked up on the stage. He got on a stool and read a card to the microphone.

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, some jokes from Comedian in training, Luan Loud!" As Luan ran up to the stage, the crowd clapped while Luan's family cheered.

"Hello everyone! Tonight, I'll make you laugh your pants off!" Luan announced to the audiance. "Let's start off with an oldie. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit card!" The audiance was silent, so Lincoln giggled to make Luan feel better. Then the silence was broken by a man who screamed out,

"BOO! YOU STINK!"

"Oh yea, well so do you!" Luan shouted to the man, trying to holding a grudge. "Let's try another. Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?" Another man in the audiance replied.

"Cows go" Luan told him, planning he would say "Cows go who?" so she could say "No silly, cows go moo!"

"Then I'm not opening the door" the man said, sounding annoyed. He didn't like Luan's joke.

"Umm ok, how about thi-" Before Luan could speak any further, the whole audiance except for her family started Booing her. Then, it got worse. One man started throwing food at her, and that made the whole audiance do it too.Luan's dad ran up on stage, grabbed Luan's arm, and the whole family ran out of the building and went home.

On the van ride home, Dad broke the long silence by saying "Let's just forget this night ever happened". A few minutes later, Luan asked everyone.

"You guys think I'm funny, right?" The van was once again silent until Lincoln replied "Umm I giggled a bit"

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