User blog comment:YoshiRocker13/Request a Re-Write/Alternate Ending!/@comment-29964619-20180114145254

Re-Write "The Loudest Yard"

When Rita signs Lincoln to play for the Royal Woods Roosters peewee football team, he acually decides to play, but since the Loud family already has a super athletic sports player (Lynn Jr.) it upsets the balance of the universe, unless Lincoln is removed from the team, the universe will be destroyed.

Moral: Some things are not meant to be.