User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos

Lori and Lincoln were driving along.

Lori said, "You're saying goodbye to your girlfriend today," "Wrong,"

Said Lincoln, "We're not a couple and it isn't goodbye.

They're only going for two days," but Lori began to cry.

When they arrived, Lori and Bobby began to hug.

Twenty minutes later, Ronnie Anne said, "Ugh,"

And they pulled them apart and Ronnie Anne packed their stuff.

She said, "I'm looking forward to the trip but it's gonna be tough."

Rosa, the grandma, was a superstitious cook.

Carlos walked around absently reciting from a book.

Hector liked to gossip and Carl was a ladies' boy.

Frida was dramatic and CJ full of joy.

Carlitos liked to copy and Sergio was snide.

Lalo liked to be by everyone's side.

When Maria asked about the secret she was shocked to find out,

That the grandparents and CJ knew what it was about.

"Well, none of you four tell Bobby or Ronnie Anne,

I'll wait for the perfect time to tell them if I can."

Hector showed the bodega to Bobby, CJ, and Carl.

"That place is boring!" said Ronnie Anne with a snarl.

They threw out some fish to distract some stray cats.

The boys ran away, then Carlotta took out hats,

And dresses and shoes and gave them matching dress.

Frida was happy, Ronnie Anne couldn't care less.

Bobby suggested exploiting customers' desire,

For impulse shopping to raise the profits higher.

Ronnie Anne wanted food, Rosa gave her a lot.

Then she wanted to read, but then the family shot,

Downstairs to watch "The Dream Boat" on TV,

But that wasn't a show that she wanted to see,

So she went to the bathroom but the fam crowded in,

And said, "Blaine walked the plank! I wonder who'll eventually win."

At night, Maria moved in her sleep quite a lot,

So Ronnie Anne thought, "I'll see what other places they've got."

The sofa was fine when the window was shut,

But Lalo jumped up, so she tried Bobby's room, but,

He also moved in his sleep, and the closet had no space,

So she found that the bathtub was the right place.

The next morning, Ronnie Anne was saying goodbye,

But then CJ blabbed out, "You'll be moving here.' "Why,

Did CJ say that?" asked Ronnie Anne. Maria said, "It's true,

But only if it's what you two want to do."

Ronnie Anne wasn't sure, but Bobby thought it was great,

And Rosa thought it was a reason to celebrate.

Ronnie skyped Lincoln and then talked to Lori,

Who was very sad after hearing the story.

Lori drove Lincoln all the way to the city,

Still thinking they were dating, which Linc thought a pity.

When Lori and Lincoln arrived, Ronnie Anne,

Introduced everyone and then Rosa made a pan,

Of food for Lincoln and then at the store,

Lori wanted to make Bobby not want to move anymore,

But she was too impatient and then Ronnie Anne thought,

"If Lori dresses up, Bobby's attention will be caught."

Lincoln had eaten too much and felt sick,

So Rosa did the finger-in-belly button trick.

It actually worked and Lincoln and CJ,

Picked up fake swords and they started to play.

Ronnie Anne asked Carlotta to dress Lori all sweet,

But Carl said, "Woah, Lori, you look like a treat,"

And knocked down the flour, then Ronnie Anne saw on TV,

A dinghy date, which she gave to Lori and Bobby and said, "See,

You're so romantic together," but the mango guy was in trouble,

So Bobby ran away to help on the double.

Ronnie Anne then set her new plan into motion.

She covered a cookie in Rosa's love potion.

Lori tried giving it to Bobby, but when Vito came around,

Bobby helped him, then Sergio took it. Lori frowned.

Sergio chased Bobby with lust in his eyes.

Lori gave one of her dramatic cries,

But then they both hugged. Linc and Ronnie came down,

And said, "Hooray for convincing him not to stay in town."

But Lori said, "Actually, he is staying here,

But I'm happy because it's only for a year."

Ronnie Anne sat on the steps in a sad state of gloom,

But then she saw her family made her her own room.

She decided, "I think I am going to stay."

They had a skirmish with the cats, and then the next day,

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne said one last goodbye,

And Ronnie Anne tried telling the audience hi.