User blog:FirstDrellSpectre/Fanfiction - Twin Paradox

My 25th fanfiction co-written with SaiyaSasuskia. WIP

Synopsis
Lisa clones Lincoln but the clone is a girl.



Story
Lincoln went to Lynn and Lucy's room.

Lincoln: Hey, Lynn. Would you like to practice yo-yo tricks with me?

Lynn: Yo-yo? [laugh] If only that were a sport.

Lincoln: Actually it is according to Sport wikia. Chess also are a sport.

Lynn: I have my own definition of sport. An activity that makes you stronger, faster and more durable. A perfect example is. [she puts a mask on face] Lucha Libre! [she attacks Lincoln] You didn't even try to defend yourself.

Lincoln: Never mind, I'll find someone else to play.

Lynn: Why can't you have fun with what I love playing in?

Lincoln left the room and got spooked by Lucy who appeared behind him.

Lucy: Hey, brother. I need a rhyme to word "alone"

Lincoln: Clone.

Lucy: Funny but it would make no sense.

Lincoln: Then throne, drone, cone, flown, atone, zone, bone.

Lucy: Thanks for so many options.

Lincoln: How about reading manga together?

Lucy: Sorry but I have the newest volume of Vampires of Melancholia to read. If you read the previous volumes then we can discuss about it.

Lincoln: Maybe one day. Do you know where is Luna?

Lucy: Just follow the noise.

Lincoln came to garage where Luna was playing guitar. Lincoln tried to comunicate with her but she was too much in trance to detect him so he left. Luna stopped playing.

Luna: Alright, bro. Now we can talk. Bro, where are you? Ugh I wanted to ask him how he finds my newest song.

Lincoln came to Luan.

Luan: Hey brother. How do you find this? Why are Inuits thought to not eat yellow snow? Because then the white snow would get green from jealousy. [laugh]

Lincoln: Ok. Why do you have a pony tail? Because pigs are already out of tails.

Luan: [laugh] Funny but my one was better. Hey, let's tell jokes.

Lincoln: Fine.

After exchanging some jokes Luan heard her phone and took it.

Luan: Alright, I;ll be there. Sorry, Lincoln, but I must go.

Lincoln: Don't worry. I was out of jokes after all.

Luan left and Lisa approached Lincoln.

Lisa: Would you like to be my lab assistant?

Lincoln: Sure, I have nothing else to do as other sisters don't want to play with me in what I like.

Lisa: Welcome to my world. At least you're smart enough to understand what I say.

Lincoln helped Lisa in building a strange machine.

Lisa: Thanks for assistance. If it works you'll be remembered in history of science in building fast cloning machine.

Lincoln: [excited] That's what I was helping you with? But what do you want to clone? Your lab rats?

Lisa: Exacly, pure rats get more and more expensive. With cloning machine I would have no need of buying another one for my experiments.

Lincoln: Did you ever consider cloning yourself to have someone to talk?

Lisa: In that case I go to university to speak with my coulages.

Lincoln: Lucky, I have the smallest number of friends from all of us.

Lisa: Before you leave, remove your lab coat and gloves. I need to decontaminate them.

Lincoln removed his lab outfit and left. Lisa tested the cloning machine on her lab rat and it worked. Then she was about to decontaminate Lincoln's outfit.

Lisa: [to the audience] How about cloning a human? That's illegal but if my machine works it will be legal. Lincoln always complains he has nobody to play with. With a twin brother he would be happy. I will make a surprise for him for his assistance.

Lisa took cell samples from Lincoln lab clothes but the machine gave note "Error, insufficient number of samples". Lisa secretly took Lincoln's hair when he was at barber, drops of his blood from wounds caused by Lynn during their sparing and several samples of Lincoln's spit from toothbrush. Then Lisa activated the machine. However humans are bigger than rats so cloning humans takes longer. She kept the growing clone alive by giving nourishing liquids to deliver enough components to make a body of 11-year old boy. After few days Lisa grabbed Lincoln to her room.

Lincoln: What's this surprise?

Lisa: [closing door of her room] Lincoln, soon you'll have a twin brother. Feel honored to be a cell donor for the very fist cloned human.

Lincoln: What?! Lisa, you used my cells without my permission!

Lisa: Would you agree for cloning if I asked?

Lincoln: That's not the point. By not asking me you showed you don't trust me. You just shattered my trust in you!

Lisa: Cheer up. You don't want give your twin brother a bad first impression.

The clone awakened and began shaking out of confusion. Lisa opened the cloning machine and the clone left it. The clone looked like Lincoln but had thinner body, very long hair and very long fingernails an toenails, The artificial life form was naked and  covered with transparent dense liquid.

Clone: [confused] Lisa! What did you do to me?! Why am I naked and dirty?! What is this liquid after all?

Lisa: AFM, Amazing fascinating and marvelous.

Lincoln: [surprised] Oh my goodness.

Clone: [histerical scream] Lisa, what did you do to me? Where is my... I'll slash you with those claws if you don't undo this!

Lisa: Calm down, please! You are not Lincoln, you are his clone.

Lincoln: Lisa, why is my clone a girl?!

Lincoln and his clone stared on each other confused and fascinated for a moment. They mimiced their moves like mirror relflections.

Lisa: I can't explain this but thanks to the cloning machine, you have a twin sister now.

Lincoln: Sister. I always get a sister! Why even cloning can't give me a brother?!

Clone: Don't scream on me! I didn't ask to be created. Oh my goodness, what am I supossed to do now? How shall I live?

Lisa: First you need a name so we wouldn't call you the clone.

Clone: Once I had a dream in which I was a girl. Or shall I say Lincoln had such dream. I adopt name from the dream. Linka.

Lisa: Oh, you didn't tell me about that dream.

Lincoln: No and I rather not. How can we explain this to our sisters?

Lori came with rest of the sisters to Lisa's room and opened the door.

Lori: What was that girly scream? [surprised] Wha... Wha... What did you two do?

Leni: Who is this girl and why is she naked?

Lola: Close your eyes, Lincoln! You really have no class, you perv!

Lincoln: Shut up! This girl is my clone and a twin sister.

In heads of all sisters Lincoln's words echoed and they fainted out of surprise.

Leni: [opening her eyes] I had a weird dream that Lincoln has a twin sister.

Lincoln: That wasn't a dream.

Linka: Yes, I stand right here.

Luan: I gave her my old clothers. can't believe our brother has a twin sister now. That's twin-sanity. [laugh] Get it?

Lincoln: I still don't know how to feel about my clone.

Linka: Please, call me your sister. I am part of you, brother.

Lincoln: Linka, I need to get used to. I asked Lisa to explain why you are a girl and not a boy like me and she seeks answer now.

Leni: If you're our new sister, then I need to take care of your appearance. When did you cut your nails the last time or brush your hair?

Lori: [facepalmed] Leni, she never did this, she was just born.

TBC