Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20181022222005/@comment-32807753-20181121212142

Luan: Guess we're in for it when Really Loud Music comes by...

Lori: What now?

Leni: You know… I’ve always wondered how you played the guitar so well. Could you… you know… teach me?!

Luna: Oh no! Not that, brah! That'll be like trying to tune a violin with a cello string. It can't be done! [beat] Uh. No offense, Leni.

Leni: [unfazed] Some taken.

Luna: Whatevs.

[Later, Leni and Lori are downstairs holding guitars]

Lori: So wait, how do you put your fingers on here again?

Luna: Like this. [moves Lori’s fingers] Now just play it. The rest will come naturally.

Lori: You sure?

Luna: You bet I am!

Lori: [strums short guitar melody] Woah! I did it!

Luna: Told you it be easy!

Leni: Easy for you to say!

Luna: Uh, Leni, that’s not even how you hold the guitar.

Leni: [holding guitar sideways up] Oh…

Luna: You see?

Leni: Wait. [holding an accoustic guitar] That's not how you hold a guitar?

Luna: That's how you would hold a cello...

Leni: Hello to you too, Luna!

[Luna facepalms herself]