Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180808204213/@comment-32807753-20180815155636

(He’s about to charge at Leni, when I speak up.)

Me: (off-screen) Leave her alone!

(The guy stops and turns to look at me.)

Guy: What did you just say?

Me: I said, leave her alone!

Guy: (laughs) You just never take a hint, do you? Listen kid, we’re grown-ups, and you’re just a little kid. And we’re handling things like real adults. So why don’t you go along and be cute somewhere else. OK?

Me: Alright. If that’s what you want. (yells) CUTE COMBO ATTACK!!

Guy: Wait, what the-

(I make a bunch of cute poses, which make the guy, dizzy and almost fall over.)

Guy: Aw, the cuteness! It’s… Too much.

(He falls over and doesn’t get back up. I run over to Leni)

Lynn: ...Or you could do that... that works too.