User blog comment:Harburton81/Request-A-Fanfic!/@comment-25600892-20170123221638

How about this:
 * Van Frenzy: Vanzilla gets stolen by two crooks named Chris and Darin (named after Chris Savino and Darin McGowan respectively) due to Lori carelessly forgetting to lock the door, and it's up to the kids to get it back before Lynn Sr. and Rita come back from their date.