User blog:MrTyeDye/Fanfiction: Shorties

This is just a series of quick little comedic scenes that weren't long enough to sustain full-length fics. Might do a part 2 depending on the reception these get. Enjoy!

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Scene 1: Anagrams

''Lana walks into the living room to see Luna on the couch with a pen and paper in her hand. Several of the Loud siblings are crowded around her.''

Lana: Hi, guys, what's going on?

Luna: Oh, hey, Lana. We're doing anagrams!

Lana: Neat! What are those?

Luna: You take the letters in someone's name and rearrange it into a word. Supposedly, the word you get will tell you something about the person's future!

Luna starts scribbling something down on the paper.

Luna: Right now I'm doing Lisa. Let's see... L...I...S...A... okay, I've got "ails". I guess that means you'll grow up to be a doctor!

Lisa: That would not be outside the realm of possibility.

Luna: All right, Luan, you're next. Hmm... L...U...A...N... I've got "ulna". I don't really know what to make of that.

Luan: Then you need to pay more attention in health class. The ulna's right next to the funny bone! *laughs*

Luna: *laughs along with her* All right, fair enough.

Lana: Ooh! Ooh! Do me next!

Luna: Sure thing! Let's see... L...A...N...A...

Luna suddenly looks horrified.

Lana: What?

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Scene 2: Flat Stomach

Lynn is lying on her bed, bouncing her baseball against the wall, when she hears someone calling her from outside.

Leni: *in a whiny voice* Lyyyyyynnnn!

Lynn rolls her eyes, gets up and answers the door to reveal a peeved-looking Leni.

Lynn: What's wrong?

Leni: Lynn, remember a couple months ago, you taught me how to do all those tummy exercises? Like flanks and scrunchies and what not?

Lynn: You mean planks and crunches. And yeah, I remember that.

Leni: And you said that if I kept doing them, I would get a "flat stomach"!

Lynn: Yeah?

Leni: But look! I did what you told me and my stomach isn't flat at all!

Leni lifts up her dress to reveal a rippling six-pack.

Leni: See? It's all bumpy!

Lynn just stands there with her mouth hanging open.

Lynn: Wha...guh...

Leni: Forget it. I'll go talk to mom. I bet she knows what she's talking about.

Leni walks away, and Lynn just stands in the doorway staring at her in total awe.

Lynn: *under her breath* What are you?

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Scene 3: Lori's Ill-Fated Livestream

''The twins are playing quietly in their room; Lola is playing with her dolls and Lana is feeding her pets. Earlier that day, Lori told everyone in the house that she was going to be doing a livestream, during which she would talk to her Twitter followers and answer their questions, so she ordered all of her siblings to stay in their rooms and keep it down.''

''Occasionally, the twins hear some aggravated cries coming from down the hall, but they just ignore them. That is, until their door suddenly swings open to reveal a very irate-looking Lori.''

Lori: Lola, out.

Lola: But I-

Lori: OUT.

Lola squeaks in fear and dashes out of the room between Lori's legs.

Lori: Lana, let me see your toads.

Lana gives Lori a peculiar look.

Lana: My... what?

Lori: Let. Me see. Your toads.

Lana gulps, goes through her terrarium and produces two perfectly healthy-looking toads.

Lana: S-see? They're fine!

Lori: Mmm-hmm. Do they fight?

Lana: Do they... fight?

Lori: Do they fight? Do they fight each other? Do they fight other animals?

Lana: N-no! They're actually really friendly!

Lori: Is that so?

Lana: Yeah! Um...

Lana's voice drops to a near-whisper.

...why do you ask?

Lori: Because literally twenty-five people in a row just called in to my stream to ask if we have BATTLETOADS!

''Lori storms out of the room and slams the door behind her. Lana just shrugs and goes back to what she was doing.''