Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180306012505/@comment-30953185-20180308184018

(end fantasy)

Me: OK, let's do it!

[Lincoln, Clyde and I laugh evilly as he sinks into the bush]

[We film Luna next]

Luna: (in a British accent) Just like me ido, Mick Swagger. ALL RIGHT! (splits and rips her new jeans; in her normal accent) Oof! Ooh, drafty.

[The 3 of us zoom-in on her rip and laugh and move onto Lucy who's holding a bust of a vampire.]

Lucy: Oh, Edwin, I know you're forbidden to love a mortal like me, but I can't resist your piercing gaze, your sparkly skin, your icy lips... [kisses the bust and gets its wax lips over hers.]

Lincoln: Hmm...maybe something like this is a little too personal.

Me: Yeah, you're probably right.

Clyde: [checks the school's site's poll] HamstaCam just got 10 more votes!

Lincoln: [shakes fist] "HamstaCam! Eh, it's not that personal. Keep rolling.