User blog:007Jamesdean/Minisode 13: William the Protector

Note: This minisode takes place after the events of The Ultimate Cold Shoulder

MARIA

At a local bar Maria and William were having lunch.

Maria: Thanks for taking me to Lunch William.

William: No problem babe.

The bartender gave Maria her drink. But William noticed a strange white powder in the soda.

William: Wait Maria don't drink that soda.

William took a spoon and using his device he got from Lisa, he analyzed it. The results were shocking. Someone tried to poison her with Thallium Nitrate.

William: That's Thallium Nitrate. Someone tried to poison you. And I bet I know who!

William looked at a man that was the bartender and he went over grabbed him and pinned him to the wall.

William (angry at the guy who tried to kill his girlfriend with a soda): Here's what's going to happen. You're gonna get rid of every single drop of this soda. Because if I come back here tomorrow and find any, I'll burn your stall down with you inside. Do you understand? (jerk is too scared to answer and he pulls him close to his face) DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! (the goon nods and he drops him)

Maria (starts to cry): I'm sorry, William! I had no idea what that soda contained.

William (hugs her): No, baby. I'm the one who should be sorry. I should have known ahead of time what these guys like to make a living with illegal activities. And I may have overreacted when I saw what you were about to drink.

Maria (smiles): Next time I go for a drink, you'll be with me at all times. Sounds fair?

William (smiles back): It sure does.

STEWIE

William and Stewie were fighting the Giant Monster Blowfish.

William fired a lightning beam from his blaster and Stewie was firing lasers.

Stewie: My gosh what is this monster made of?

William: I don't know but it's amazing.

Stewie went to study the monster. But just as he was about to get a sample of the creature it ate him whole.

William: Stewie!

William then gained an incredible amount of strength and he charged towards the monster and punched the monster with devastating force and the monster exploded all over the place as a pile of blood and guts. They were blue.

Stewie (covered in the monster's insides): I can't believe you killed a huge monster just to save me.

William (covered in the monster's insides): Well, I would do anything to save my friends. Now, we're going to get back to the house and take showers. And then, you're never going to do research on monsters again. Not even with sticks! Ok?

Stewie: Relax. I've learned my lesson.

William: Good for you. Lets go get cleaned up.

Stewie: Good idea.

RIKU

William and Stewie were being held hostage by the notorious men hating Femme Fatale.

William: Femme Fatale why do you hate all men so much? What have we ever done to you that would warrent such despicable behavior?

Femme: Why? Because men have been getting more popular than women! And that's why there are hardly any female supervillains. So I figured that I would show the world that women can be great villains too!

Riku: You raise a good point there but what you're doing is wrong on so many levels.

Femme: Maybe so but (points her gun at Riku's head) you won't live to tell me otherwise little man.

William then snapped and broke out of the ropes and beat her up. Bad.

William just finished beating Femme Fatale to a pulp.

Riku: Are you alright?

William: I'll be fine.

Riku: That was reckless and dangerous taking her on unarmed. You could have been killed.

William: Well, she shouldn't have threatened you.

Riku: I know. Thanks for that.

William: Don't mention it. We should be heading back now.

After she was arrested, me and Lincoln visited her in the Antarctica prison.

Femme: Well if it isn't the famous J.D. Knudson and Lincoln Loud. Let me guess you came here to rub it my face that you're better than me?

Me: No. That's not my style. We just came here to ask you a question.

Femme: All right. What is it?

Lincoln: Why do you hate men so much?

Femme: Like I told your friends it's because men have been getting more popular than women. There are hardly any Female Supervillains out there so I figured that I would show the world that women can be great villains too.

Me: You do raise a good point there. And you are right. Women are not getting enough attention and its been that way for a long time ever since the middle 19th century. The Womens Rights Era should've said something but we just kept on ignoring it and claimed that we will always be better than women. But that goes against my beliefs. All people regardless of gender are created equal and no matter what gender you are you are just as good as the other.

Lincoln: That's right. I would never treat women differently. They are awesome partners and great people.

Me: I have supported womens rights around the world and I believe that women are just as strong as men are.

Lincoln: That's right.

Femme: You are both very strong people boys.

Me: Maybe after you get out of here you can become a womens rights activist.

Femme: I would like that. Thank you J.D.

Me: You're welcome. Try to survive in here. You're already as strong as a man.

Femme: Thank you.

Me: You're welcome.

We left and Femme Fatale had a lot to think about.

VENOM, KILLER FROST & ELENA

Killer Frost and Elena were tied up by some of the Joker's former goons.

Goon: I think we'll have some fun with you before we kill you.

What they didn't know was that William and Venom were hiding behind some crates and they jumped out and started pulverizing and killing the goons all over the place.

William was facing the goon.

Goon: Seriously, where'd you pick this symbiotic moron up? Guy's got muscle but less brain cells than a stoned worm with a concussion. Bet you pay him in doggy treats and write his orders on the back of his hand so he can remember them. You should really...

Venom was about to punch the goon's lights out for his comment but William beat him to it, resulting in the jerk's teeth being knocked out.

William: Looks like we're going to have to find another lead.

Venom: Guess so. Thanks for sticking up for me, Wililam.

William: No problem. And don't listen to what that jerk said. You're not our pet. You're our teammate.

William and Venom untied them and Killer Frost and Elena took off their blindfolds.

Elena and Killer Frost looked at all the dead bodies of the Joker goons with wide eyes.

Elena: Whoa! You did all this?!

William: I didn't have a choice.

Killer Frost: What did they do to make you mad? Threaten to give you a wedgie?

William: When I snuck down here, I was able to keep myself just out of sight. It was a good vantage point because I also happened to be able to hear everything the guards were saying. They were talking about what they were planning to do to you two. They described it in great detail.

Killer Frost: You killed an entire room of thugs for us?

Elena: He sure did. Beware Papa Bear.

Killer Frost: Thanks guys.

William: It was the least we could do.

THE END

Another Minisode Complete.

Me and NicoChan11 worked on this one. Thanks for that man. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.