User blog:MeGa eXal/Fan Episode (Don't have a title yet)

Hey guys, today I'm writing my first Loud House fanfic. It's Halloween themed... I know it's too early for this, but I think this would make an interesting Halloween episode. Unfortunately, I can't come up with a good title. If you have any suggestions, you can go ahead and post them.

''The streets are packed with trick-or-treaters on Halloween night. In the midst of them are the Loud siblings. Lincoln, as Ace Savvy, is gathering some candy.''

LINCOLN: Thank you! Happy Halloween! (turns to viewer as he walks away) You may be wondering how I keep getting treats and no tricks. Well, that's a question to be answered later on. Right now, I'm trying to avoid having Lucy scare me with her teleportation... or whatever it is.

LUCY: (appears behind him, dressed as a vampire) Does it matter what it is? (Lincoln jumps with fear)

LINCOLN: Lucy, knock it off!

LUCY: I'm sorry. It's just that I love Halloween. It's not like other holidays... the darkness, the fear, the mystery, the strange yet sensational feeling that something may be watching, waiting, waiting, waiting, ' WAITING... '

LISA: (dressed up as a mad scientist) Well, I'm waiting for my special serum to be complete.

LINCOLN: Sooo, you're out trick-or-treating and leaving your... weird chemicals lying around?

LISA: Science doesn't work if it is rushed.

LUCY: That's not true, Lisa. First off, studies have shown that if a zombie bites a human, they will swiftly--

LISA: Zombies don't exist, Lucy.

LINCOLN: Well, technically they do. But not human zombies. Now, if you'll both excuse me, I'm gonna go searching for some more of those XJ chococaramelpeanutbutterbrittlealmond bars.

''As he continues trick-or-treating, Lucy scares him a few more times. A few hours later, the Louds are looking through their bags.''

LUAN:: I got Giggly Taffy!

LOLA:: I got crown-shaped lollipops!

LYNN:: I got Fireworker soda candy!

LUCY:: I got a rock.

LUNA:: (looks at it) That's white chocolate, Lucy.

LUCY: It looks like hardened ectoplasm. Wicked.

LORI: Ectoplasm, huh? Girls, I know what we're gonna do tonight! ...Hey, where's Lincoln?

(Lincoln is sneaking into Lisa and Lily's room)

LINCOLN: I am sick and tired of Lucy scaring me so much! Maybe it's about time I scared her for once. ...Wait, it's impossible to scare Lucy. NONETHELESS... it's time for payback. (gets up close to Lisa's serum) Now what exactly does this do?

LILY: Poo poo! (approaches Lincoln and the serum)

LINCOLN: Watch out, Lily. This could be highly... (Lily drinks the serum) ...toxic.

LILY: (burps, giggles)

LINCOLN: Oh, you'll be fine. I guess I should put you to bed, though. (puts her under covers, kisses her forehead) Good night, Lily. (leaves, closes door)

''Lily suddenly begins to grumble, and burps again, but louder. Her skin turns a bit pale.''

LENI: Oh, hey Lily! I heard a big burp from here, and I think it was a whale... or something. Do you mind if I hold you and admire your-- (Lily swiftly turns around, revealing glowing, angry green eyes) ...cuteness? (Lily crawls towards her, climbs up her legs) Uh... what are you doing? Hey-- stop! You're being weird! Cut it-- (Lily bites her in the forehead, and she screams)

LORI: Leni? Was that you? (silence) You better not be running away from a tiny spider, or else I'm gonna-- (Leni breaks through the door; she is a zombie) Oh... right.

Luna and Luan are relaxing in their room, and Lori screams.

LUAN: (gasps) Did you hear that?

LUNA: Nope. (listening to heavy metal)

LUAN: How could you not hear that scream? It came right through your headphones! (laughs)

LUNA: Luan, that's not even funny.

LUAN: Of course it's not funny. It's HILARIOUS! (laughs again)

LUNA: Ugh... I'm outta here. Smell ya later. (after she leaves the room, she is heard screaming)

LUAN: Oh, right! You wanted to practice your death metal scream! I'm sorry, you can come back in. I'm done jokin' around for now. (opens the door; Luna, in zombie form, stomps towards her) Oh, I love this prank! You pretend to be a zombie, and I scream in peril as you slowly come towards me and act like you're gonna bite me and then you-- (Luna bites Luan) ...hug... me... (faints)

LINCOLN: (in his room, reading the horror comic Lucy made him) For some reason, this comic never gets old. (Lynn, Lola, and Lana are heard screaming) ...But why do I keep hearing screams? (opens door) I'd better go out and see what's going oooOOOONN!!

''Most of the Loud sisters are zombies. They chase Lincoln all over the house and outside, where Lucy and Lisa are discussing something.''

LISA: Hi there, Lincoln. What seems to be the problem?

LINCOLN: (holding door closed as the zombies try to push it open) Oh, nothin' much. I am totally not running away from zombies or anything.

LUCY: Then why are you holding the door closed?

LINCOLN: Well, I... uh, I mean... um... I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM ZOMBIES!!! (lets go of door, revealing zombies RUN!

LISA: (running with Lincoln and Lucy) Lincoln, what happened in my room?

LINCOLN: Well, I guess the serum vial exploded? I don't know.

LUCY: We have to warn the neighbors. (notices that they have become zombies) Oh.

LISA: Drat! It's the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

LINCOLN: There's gotta be another way we can escape! Like, maybe-- (sees the bike Lynn gave him) that bike!

''Lincoln, Lucy, and Lisa dodge zombies as they head out to the older girls' school. They then enter the chemistry lab.''

LISA: OK, now all I need to do is find the correct ingredients to start making the antidote.

LUCY: And I'll set up barriers to block out the zombies.

LINCOLN: And I'll... (looks sad) just sit in the corner.

''Lucy and Lisa look at each other; they know something is wrong. They then approach Lincoln calmly.''

LISA: Lincoln, what's wrong? ...Come on, you can tell us.

LINCOLN: I-I...

LUCY: Lisa, I don't know why you're so persistent. He's not gonna talk.

LISA: Perhaps if you would stop scaring him so much--

LUCY: And what's better than scaring people? Sitting around doing weird science projects all day?

LISA: It is if your conclusion supports your hypothesis.

LUCY: Does it matter?

LISA: It usually does!

Lucy and Lisa argue indistinctly, until finally Lincoln snaps.

LINCOLN: STOP! (The girls look at him.) The apocalypse was my fault, okay? I was tired of Lucy scaring me so much, so I decided to use Lisa's serum as payback, and Lily drank it! I didn't know what would happen!

LISA: Lincoln..... you proved my hypothesis! Or rather, OUR hypothesis. (gets up next to Lucy)

LICOLN: Wait... what?

LUCY: We thought about combining blood pudding with dry ice and table salt to create a serum, which would make the first human zombie.

LISA: But we wanted to keep it locked up until we found the antidote.

LINCOLN: Well, I really don't know what to do. Salt makes things... well, salty... and then there's sugar, which makes things sweet. Normal ice turns out to be warmer than dry ice, so that could work. And if we had any blood oranges--

LISA: Lincoln, that's it! We can melt the candy we got from trick-or-treating and mix it together with water and orange juice, then synthesize the solution into gas!

LUCY: Of course. The smell would bring everyone back to normal!

LINCOLN: Great... then let's make that antidote.

''Lincoln gathers his candy; Lucy picks some oranges; and Lisa collects water. They head into Lisa's room and create the antidote. The zombies barge in.''

LINCOLN: Hey, no-brainers! EAT SUGARY ORANGE GAS!! (He, Lucy, and Lisa spray the mist all over them, curing their state.)

LUAN: Ha ha! I LOVED that prank!

LUNA: Wait... what prank?

LENI: Phew, good! I'm not a hideous monster anymore!

LORI: Wh-what happened?

LISA: Lucy and I tried to perform an experiment, and it got a little out of hand.

The clock ticks midnight.

LORI: Well, now we don't have to worry about it anymore. It's November 1st!

LILY: Poo poo!

Everyone laughs, satisfied with their fun Halloween night.

LINCOLN: (to the viewer) Some people love Halloween for the tricks. Others love it for the treats. But me? I love it for having fun adventures with my family. No matter what.

LUCY: (appears behind him) You forgot about me. (the other Louds yelp with fear)

END