User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Pulp Friction

Ace Savvy and Jack were trapped by Wild Card Willy.

Do they look familiar or am I just being silly?

They were lowered into a shark tank, but did they give up? No way!

A van full of super-girls came in to save the day.

The High Card was the driver and a baby called the Deuce,

And a girl called the Queen of Diamonds stopped the goons from running loose.

The Night Club played sonic music and they fell into a pit.

The Eight of Spades was the one who'd dug it.

The Strong Suit and the Card Counter put up a fight.

The latter counted the punches and she was always right.

The Eleven of Hearts set Ace and Jack free,

And Ace said, "Wild Card Willy's getting away, see!".

The Royal Flush released the shark out of its tank.

The Joker popped up and they said, "Now, be frank,

Why are you evil again in again?!"

"It's the only way to clean up, so I'm off to the pen".

It turns out this was Linc and Clyde's comic of Ace,

Which is why everyone had a familiar face.

If they won the competition, with the right amount of luck,

It'd be made into an official comic and they'd meet the writer Bill Buck.

Principal Huggins took the comic away,

And gave them detention til five PM that day.

They gave Clyde and Lincoln erasers to clean,

But Lola picked the lock and said, "He was being mean!

And besides, it would be a terrible shame,

If we all missed out on our chance of fame!".

Lana brought out a custodian cart so Linc and Clyde,

Could ride in it and use the buckets to hide.

Lucy sic'ed bats on the coach in the gym,

So the Principal would go there and that'd occupy him.

Lisa distracted Cheryl with files about waste,

Which would take a while to get through, even with haste.

They found the comic, but then Huggins came,

And snatched it to take it home. Oh, what a shame!

But we all know how determined the Loud kids often are,

So, with Lori driving, they gave chase in the car.

"I'll get the comic with a boomerang!", Lynn Jr. said,

But the boomerang brought back a racoon instead.

Scoots got in the way and she gave a snide quip.

Luan used a banana to make his car slip.

Vanzilla broke, but Leni used a ribbon to tie,

It to another truck, and if you're wondering why,

She suddenly got a good idea like that,

She got it from the comic. Soon they were at,

The post office and Huggins was in there as well.

He was entering a comic and so began to tell,

Them that he put them in detention to knock them out of the running,

Because it was so well-written and Linc was so cunning,

And he was a lonely Ace Savvy fan when he was a kid,

So the boys gave the Wild Card a similar reason for what he did.

They also used Scoots as the real bad guy.

Her being mean earlier was the likely reason why.

So the Louds, Clyde, and Huggins had a stroke of good luck,

When their comic won and they got to meet Bill Buck.