User blog:Beastie101/Lincoln's Humiliating Day

(It was a beautiful Tusday fall morning, and Lincoln was the 7th kid to wake up.  He looked out his window, and smiled.  He had a good feeling about today)

Lincoln(To the veiwers): (Yawns) I have a good feeling about today. I don't know why, but I just feel that way. Now, to go get some breakfest.

(All the sisters see Lincoln smiling, and happly prancing into the kitchen.  Lola raised an eyebrow)

Lola: Wow. You look................Plessured.

Lincoln: I am, because I have a feeling today will be awesome.

Rita: Thats a nice way to feel, sweetie.

Lincoln: Yes, it most serrently is.

(The kids run outside, and wait at the bus stop.  The bus arrives, and while Lincoln was climing on, he tripped on the last step, and fell flat on his face.  When he looked up, everyone was staring, and there were only about 4 kids who were not laughing, or pointing, or teasing.  Lincoln got up, smirked alittle, and blushed)

Lincoln: Teehee. Whoa nelly, was that gracful of me?

Random Boy:  Umm........ no. You fell flat on your face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lincoln(To the veiwers): Oh, look. I tripped on the last step. But, school hasn't really started yet. Today can still be great. Those boys can go sit on a cadus, am I right?

Lucy: Lincoln?

Lincoln: Yes?

Lucy:  Havn't you heard the term, "two wrong's won't make it right"?

Lincoln: Um...........ya.

Lucy: Your statment will bring the sperits to you, and they will haunt you as a punishment for what you just said.

Lincoln(To the veiwers(Wispering)):  Ugh! I'm not gonna listen to an 8 year olds statment. Today will be great! I just know it.

(As you probably expected, the school bus arrived at school.  Lincoln stepped of the bus, paying very colse attention to his feet.  He walked into school.  He didn't nodice a wet floor sign in the hallway, and slipped.  He ended up on his butt.  He looked around, to nodice everyone was pointing, and teasing him.  Lincoln yelled as if he was the only one in the whole galaxy who could scream)

Lincoln:  STOP LAUGHING AT ME RIGHT NOW, YOU IDIOT FACES!!! BECAUSE, IF YOU DONT, I WILL CHOP ALL OF YOUR DORKY LITTLE HEADS OFF YOUR STUPID LITTLE NECJS!!! GOT THAT, DUMBHEADS?! DO YA?!

(Lincoln stood up, ran around the hall, stealing and tossing everyone's bookbag.  He even punched a few kids.  He said every swear word he knew.  He didnt know very many, but he knew enough to attract an angry Principal Huggins, witch is exactly what he did)

Lincoln:  WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS WHOLE (truck blocks out swear word)LITTLE SCHOOL FILLED WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF KIDS WHO ARE A BUNCH OF FAT(swear is covered up with crows)?! IS THAT WHY YOU BIG(the football block out Lincoln's bad word with there clapping and cheering)?! IS IT?! IS IT?! HUH?! IS IT!?

(Everyone gasps, and Princibal Huggins comes in looking furious.  Lincoln is stunned.  He stops what he was doing right away, and smirks)

Lincoln:  Um.....hey, there, Princibal Huggins. How ya doing?

Princibal Huggins: MY OFFICE!!!! NOW!!!!

Lincoln: Ok.

(Lincoln and Princibal Huggins are sitting in the office.  Lincoln looks scared, and Princibal Huggins just looks plain mad)

Princabal Huggins:  Was it apropriot to scream inside the school, say bad words, threaten to hurt the other children, and steal backpacks?!

Lincoln:  Oh, please! You know this stuff already! Your like, 1 million years old!

Princibal Huggins:  Im trying to see if you do. And, was it appropriot to say that I'm 1 million years old?

Lincoln:  No. I'm sorry sir. It won't happen again. I promise you.

Princabal Huggins:  I'll send you off with a warning. But, if you do this again, and I mean one more time, with under no sirsunstances, you will go strait to detention! Understand?

Lincoln:  SIR, YES SIR!

Princabal Huggins: You may go.

Lincoln:  YAY!

(Lincoln walks out of the office.  He smiles, and looks to the veiwers)

Lincoln:  Oh, wow, look! I tripped on the bus steps, slipped in water, and got sent to the princibals office. But, thats OK. Today can still rock!

(Lincoln goes over to his locker to grab his bookbag,  but he mistakinly left it unzipped.  He dropped his bookbag, and Bun-Bun rolled right out.  A mean boy pointed, and made an announcment)

Mean Boy: Hey, look at this, everyone! Lincoln still takes a fluffy bunny to school!

Lincoln(In his mind): I am going to Lucy to kill that boy if he doesn't shut up right now.

(Everyone points at Bun-Bun, and laughs.  Lincoln blushes, and starts to cry alittle)

Lincoln(In his mind): Are they making fun of me, or Bun-Bun?

At lunch, Lincoln dropped his trey. The sound attracted everyone. Lincoln shrugged it off, in thought that people drom their luch trays in school all the time. He bent over to pick it up, but when he bent down, the back of his pants split, reiveling his light blue with bunnie faces all over them underpants. He gasped, jumped up, terned to face the other kids, and grasped his hands over the rip in his jeans)

Snooty Girl:  Oh, look! Not only does Lincoln have a fluffy bunny, but he has fluffy bunnies on his breifs!

Mean Boy: HA! CUTE UNDIES, BUNNY BOY!

Lincoln: Cut it out guys! It isn't funny!

(Out of no were, Lynn ran into the lunch room.  Lincoln pulled his shirt down alittle extra far, and looked over, as well as the rest of the kids)

Lynn: Hey, all you butts! Look hear. Lynnsanity in the house to beat you up for laughing at my brother! Can't you see poor Lincoln is humiliated?!

(Lynn uses her kung fu skills to bear up all the kids in less that an hour.  Lincoln has his back ageinst the wall, and is watching Lynn with her awesome kung fu moves)

Lincoln: Lynn?

(Once All the kids were beat up.  Lynn came over to Lincoln, and patted his sholder)

Lynn:  I'm sorry bro. That was mean when they laughed at you. Nobodys teasing you on my watch. By the way,(wispers)cute bunnies.

(Lincoln and Lynn both laugh.  Lynn pulls a football sweater out of her duffle bag, and wraps it around Lincoln waist.  Lincoln smiles at her, and hugs her.  They both go over to the bus stop to wait for the bus at the end of the school day.  Lincoln smiled at the fact school was over)

Lincoln(To the veiwers): Well, today is all done, and there aint' nuttin to emberress me now.

(A chust of wind comes by, blowing up lincoln's sweater.  He screams in fear, and Lynn runs behind him.  After the wind has settled, Lynn goes back to wear she was.  They both hug)