User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: No Spoilers

Leni was talking to Cliff on the couch.

Her sibs and Lynn Sr. said, "Nobody slouch:

Rita's birthday's approaching and we want a surprise,

But in the Loud house, surprise parties are hard to organise:

Leni always accidentally gives them away,

Because she's not smart enough to know what to do and say."

Lori said, "I'll clean and Lola and Lynn make the food,

Lana and Lucy decorate, Lisa decides who to include,

The entertainment will be provided by Luna and Luan,

And Lincoln, keep Leni distracted if you can.

Dad, your task for the party is keeping Mom away.

Linc, if Leni comes, 'daffodil' is what you say."

Linc said, "I have fashion questions for you,"

And the rest of the girls prepped for Rita's big do.

When Leni got a drink Lola sat on the cake,

And Lynn tried to hide all the subs she did make.

Leni was ditzy so she said, "Nice cake chair.

Perhaps a real cake is what we should prepare."

"No, we're keeping it low-key," said sporty young Lynn.

"Daffodil!", shouted Linc, thundering in.

Linc reluctantly agreed to model for Leni,

A diversion technique as effective as any.

Luna tripped on Luan's joke teeth and made a loud crash.

Lincoln, afraid Leni would discover the bash,

Slipped on Luna's drum and fell down the stairs.

The girls said, "If she keeps coming while everyone prepares,

Then getting this done will be terribly hard."

Lincoln said, "I know, let's buy her a card:

A scratch-and-sniff one of a camel in space,

That says: 'From your 11 kids' and I know just the place:

The Hazeltucky Party Outlet three bus rides away."

"That's a long way, but it's for Mom, so OK."

They went back to work before it was too late.

Lana used gum and toilet paper to decorate.

Lynn made the subs almost too hot to eat,

While Lola made the cake incredibly sweet,

Then the three guests all worked into the house:

Flip, Dr. Feinstein, and old Mr. Grouse.

Lucy said, "Inviting these three is not wise;

Just 'cause she sees them doesn't mean she likes these guys."

Lisa said, "Toilet paper's incredibly bad."

Lynn said, "And why do you think that brown balloons are rad?

They look just like poop!", and Luan came on down,

And said, "I made some jokes because I'm the fam's clown.",

But all of the jokes that young Luan told,

Were about Rita being very old.

Luna tried playing music, but no one liked the tune,

And to like the food they'd made, you'd have to be a loon.

Lincoln said, "We need to get Leni back.

She knows what Mom likes and how to get parties on track.",

They failed to call Leni, so they shooed the guests away,

And then looked for Leni for the rest of the day.

They couldn't find her, but before their eyes,

When they came back was a perfect surprise.

They apologised to Leni and explained the whole thing.

They then put her in charge of planning the next fling.