Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20181002034004/@comment-32807753-20181003001042

Lincoln: Yes I do!

[The lie detector alarm goes off]

Lie Detector: That is a lie!

Luna: Bogus! Wait! What's that thing doing back here?!

Lisa: [excitedly] Oh yes. It's all part of my gag invention. [pulls out button] It's an invention that brings up completely random moments and gags from our previous events for no absolute reason at all (even if it makes no sense at all why said gags would be in this moment), and then after, the gag completely disappears into oblivion and is never mentioned ever again. Isn't it fascinating?

Lincoln: No!

''[Lisa glares at Lincoln and pushes the button, causing a squirrel suit to materialize on Lincoln. The sisters are simply bewildered.]''

Lincoln: I hate you, Lisa.

Lisa: [gives an evil smile] What? Can't I have a bit of fun too?

Lori: We better get an explanation, right now!

Lincoln: Yeah! I want an explanation too! Is this really how I view my family? What happened to Luan being "the funniest"? So much for consistency... and for being likable... hey wait. Where'd my suit go?

Lisa: Like I said. Brought up and then never mentioned a-

Lincoln: Forget I asked. [rolls eyes]

Lori: Give me that right now before this causes any more-

''[Lisa pushes the button. Suddenly, Lori is tied up in a chair wearing black shoes and is somehow in her and Leni's room]''

Lori: What the-?! Where am- How did- Why- Who- Wha- [breathes in] Lisa! You'll literally pay for this!

Lisa: Don't worry! You'll be out in the next scene... like I said-

(They furiously approach Lincoln’s room, but don’t see Lincoln in there. They notice that the window is open. They look outside to see the inflatable slide open)

Lisa: Why did I ever install this?

Lynn: Ugh! Where could he be?

Luan: It's like he somehow knew that we would see this story, hate it, and go after him for it...

Lincoln: Wow. I'm kind of a jerk here. Am I?

(The girls see a sticky note on his bed, it reads “Reminder: Season Premiere of “ARGGH!”. Watch at Clyde’s on Oct. 14. The girls realize something)

Sisters: Clyde’s house!

(The sisters all slide down the slide and run over to Clyde’s house. At Clyde’s house, Lincoln and Clyde are anticipating the second half of “ARGGH!” during a commercial break)

Lincoln: Oh, boy! A ghost is hiding in the closet, and Spectre is about to take him down!

Clyde: I know! I wonder what his method of attack will be? By the way, how’s that comic book you’re making going?

Lincoln: I just finished it earlier. I can’t wait to show it to you. It perfectly describes life in the Loud House, but with my own original characters.

Clyde: Awesome! (ARGGH! comes back on) Ooh! Ooh! It’s back!

(Lincoln and Clyde draw their attention to the show. As the sisters continue to head towards Clyde’s house, a truck catches up to them, and honks its horn. The girls stop running. The driver lowers its window, revealing to be Bobby and Ronnie Anne)

Bobby: ‘Sup, girls?

Lori: Bobby-poo!

Bobby: You guys need a ride? I was just heading back home after picking up my sis from the arcade.

Lori: Yes, actually. We were going to head over to Clyde’s house. We need to tell Lincoln something.

Bobby: All right. Jump in.

(The sisters all jump into the truck and drive off. Back at Clyde’s another commercial break appears)

Spectre Hunter: Stay tuned to see me battle this spirit that just hid itself in the basement! ARGGH!

(Lincoln and Clyde are hugging each other in anticipation, when suddenly, Lori kicks the front door open, catching both Lincoln and Clyde’s attention)

Lori: You better have a good explanation for this, Lincoln!

Lincoln: What? What did I do?!

Lynn: Oh, I don’t know, maybe you INSULTED US!!

Lincoln: And how have I insulted you girls?

Lola: With this!

(Lola shows Lincoln the copy of “The Home Dome”. Lincoln gasps loudly)

Lincoln: Why do you have my homemade comic?!

Lisa: Oh, I don’t know? Why did you make us look stupid in this?

Lincoln: It’s called “conflict.” How can a story properly move without conflict?

Lincoln: And how can you have a proper conflict if the characters are out of character? Seriously, since when have we ever acted more idiotically than we usually do for the sake of a conflict?

[Lisa pushes the button and a blue dress falls on Lincoln's face]

Lincoln: Like I said... I hate you, Lisa.

Lisa: [chuckles]

Luan: Who knows? Maybe you should seek advice from an expert comic book artist.

Lincoln: GIVE IT BACK! I worked on that thing for three months!

Lincoln: For what? You know, Luan made a good point before. What if I made this comic solely to make fun of my sisters, and what if I was about to show this comic to my friends or anyone besides my sisters and put the "DON'T TOUCH" sign on it because I knew my sisters would be humuliated if I published it and yet I didn't care?... Wow. I really am kind of a jerk here.

Lisa: Not the worst you've been. Might I remind you. [pushes button, causing a jar of mustard to fall on Lincoln's lap]

Lincoln: Will you cut that out?!

Bobby: Babe, you should give the comic book back to-

Lori: Bobby! Stay out of this!

(As Luan and Lynn hold Lincoln back by holding onto his arms, Lola approaches the fireplace)

Lola: You know what I think of this story? I think it doesn’t deserve to see the day of light, EVER!!

(Lola tosses the comic into the fireplace, where it burns away. Lincoln looks on with utter shock in his eyes. As the sisters look on with pride at the comic burning away and Lincoln reacting to this. Lincoln’s shock turns into complete rage. His body turns red with fury and shoves Luan and Lynn off of him)

Lori: Wow. We're literally psychopaths...

Lincoln: You know, I get this is supposed to be serious and all... and I get Lola goes too far here... but can I really blame it if you guys were really insulted by the portrayal of you, especially if I literally it's how I view you, all while I make myself a big perfect hero? No. I can't.... Although to be fair, if I worked on a comic for three months and you guys just burned it, my fist would probably be in someone's face.

Luna: Congrats, dude. You made us feel emotionally confused.

Luna: Dude, what’s your problem?

Ronnie Anne: Yeah, man. Just try to calm down.

Lincoln: (infuriated) I can’t believe this! You girls were insulted just because I implemented you in a story that I made! The story wasn’t meant to be taken seriously! Who would take a story seriously?!

Luan: Maybe it's because you never claimed it was a joke.

Luna: Maybe it's because you said it was how you viwed the family.

Lola: Maybe it's because the portrayals of the sisters aren't accurate to what the nicknames you gave them?

Lincoln: Maybe it's because you knew they would dislike it and you tried to hide it from them.