Thread:MrAnimatedToon/@comment-31647719-20181003235719/@comment-32807753-20181005042354

Lincoln: (unenthusiastically) Wow, must be a great thing.

(The whole family was at Lynn's softball game in the crowd, with everyone except for Lincoln cheering for Lynn who just made it to home base)

Lynn: Aw yeah! Lynn Loud number one!

Luna: (to Lincoln) Hey bro, Lynn just made it to home base!

Lincoln: (bored) Yaaaaaay.

Lincoln: [sarcastically] Yeah. A loud, crowded sports stadium. Totally boring.

Lori: What a brat...

(Luna grows a little concerned but continues to watch the game, as it cuts to after the game where everyone is walking to vanzilla. At one point, Lori walks up to Lincoln)

Lori: Hey Lincoln, do you agree to try on some dresses with me and Leni tomorrow? I need to see if we look good in them.

Lincoln: But I'm a boy, boys don't-

(Lori glares at Lincoln)

Lincoln: (sighs) Sure Lori...

Lincoln: Wait. I've been Lori and Leni's model before, and trust me, it's anything but boring.

Lucy: And way to reinforce those gender stereotypes. That's gonna make the public happy. [laughs cheekily]

Lori: Not here Lucy.

THE NEXT DAY

(Leni walks out of a changing room at a dress shop with Lori and Lincoln watching, Leni walks out in a long dress in the same color as her normal outfit)

Leni: So, do I look totes cute for the dance this friday?

Lori: You look great Leni!

Lincoln: (bored) Yeah, you do.

Lincoln: Rude much? Does this guy somehow see this as me getting tormented somehow?

Lisa: Agreed. This petty issue is becoming quite melodramatic.

Lincoln: Hey, Luan. you haven't said anything in a while. Wanna add in- wait... where did Luan go?

Lori: Whatever. Her loss! She's gonna have to miss out.

Leni: Oh thanks guys, I guess.

(A montage begins of Lincoln doing various activities with the other sisters, Lincoln was reading Lucy's poems with her, Luan was using Lincoln for more of her clown shows, Lola used Lincoln as her butler for a tea party, Lana was using Lincoln to dumpster for free stuff, and Lisa was using Lincoln as a lab assistant. During all this Lincoln was bored the whole time. After all of this, Lincoln was walking into his room tired as he then begins to cry feeling more upset than ever)

Lincoln: Um... did this guy just forget that I'm Luan's assistant? Seriously? How is this a problem? Also, I'm pretty sure a dumpster dive and being a subject of Lisa's experiments aren't boring. I've done all of these kinds of things before, and I didn't have a problem with it then... you guys know if you ever need my help, your brother's there to help you. Right?

Lisa, Lucy, and Lori: Of course!

Lincoln: (crying) I hate this so much!! I can't do whatever I want anymore, I'm forced to join my sisters in their activities, and I have to agree with whatever they want me to! This isn't fair!! My sisters always make fun of what I do, and it's okay when THEY do it, but not me! (sniffs) What did I even do wrong?! '''WAAAH! MY LIFE IS SO HARD! HELPING OUT MY SIBLINGS AND SUPPORTING THEM IS THE MOST BORING THING IN THE WORLD! SURE THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD TO BE SADDENED ABOUT, BUT THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING BORED! I'M BORED, BORED, BORED! MY LIFE IS SO HORRIBLE! GIVE ME ALL YOUR SYMPATHY! WAAAH!'''

Lincoln: Wait... that last part's not- [unfazed] Luan. I know you did this...

Luan: [laughs] Oh come on! You have to admit it's pretty funny.

Lincoln: Stop tampering with these stories!... Although this is kind of true. Seriously, being bored is something to cry over? Maybe annoyed, sure, but crying? How old does this author think I am?

Lucy: I would like to say something about this...

Lincoln: About what?

Lucy: But I'll save for the end.

(All the sisters are watching TV in the living room more happy than ever)

Lynn: Man, it's been so great not having to fight Lincoln over a disagreement.

Lori: Except for when we sisters disagree with each others.

Luan: Yeah. Just cause we're sisters doesn't mean we're all the same person!

Lisa: I think we taught Lincoln that once already. In one ear, out the other appearantly.

Lucy: I agree, we can get so much more done our way.

Lola: Ahh, life gets good for us.

Lana: No more arguing! I love it!

Leni: I can't argue with that, but I'm kinda of concerned.

Luna: Me too, our little bro seems different.

Luan: Different is good! It's for the better!

Lana: Yeah! He's not trying to change how we behave!

Lincoln: Is that the issue here? I thought this was about me being forced into things I don't like... or was about genders? Make up your mind!

Lola: Or argue with us over a disagreement.

Lisa: Fear not elder sister, I'm sure our brother will be fine.

Lori: Yeah, I agree with Lisa.

(Shortly after Luna was walking upstairs and notices Lily holding her hands on Lincoln's door wanting to get in)

Luna: Lily is something wrong?

Lily: Poo poo! (bangs on Lincoln's door)

Luna: (to Lily) You wanna see Lincoln?

(Lily nods)

Luna: (sighs) Yeah me too, I miss him.

(Leni walks upstairs and notices Luna and Lily by Lincoln's door)

Leni: Is something wrong girls?

Luna: We just started thinking about how sad Lincoln's been.

Leni: Yeah I noticed it too, do you think it has to do with our meeting about the whole ten against one thing?

Luan: Hmmm. Considering how you said the bond you and Lincoln share is worthless because he's a boy and you're a girl, I don't know what he could be upset about!

Luna: Oh dude, now I feel even worse... He might be upset because he's so alone and has no one, (voice breaking) backing him up.

(Luna puts the side of her head against Lincoln's door, and to her horror, can hear Lincoln quietly crying)

Luna: Oh my gosh I hear Lincoln crying!

Leni: Really?

Luna: Yeah dude, quick let's listen.

(Leni, Luna, and Lily put the side of their heads against the door to hear Lincoln continuing to cry)

Lincoln: (sniffs) There's no point! Whenever I do something to change someone, all of my sisters just hate me! And now, I'm in a situation that isn't fair! My nicer sisters aren't on my side, and no one can back me up! My sisters are always making fun of my interests! But I've never made fun of theirs! They think it's fine for them to try and change someone, but when I do it, they find it so awful! (sniffs) This is the worst! And I have no one to back me up anymore! NO ONE! (continues crying)

Lincoln: Who am I even talking to? The air? And again, how does this have anything to do with changing someone? This is just forcing me to do things that I don't want to do.

Lori: Lincoln. Just drop it now. We're beating a dead horse.at this point.