User blog comment:Bobbybooboobear/What Would You Do If You Had The Same Situation as Lincoln in Substitute Roommate?/@comment-28654079-20170820183502

I would have to fight back by destroying her guitar and bonking her last guitar on her head. Later, I will call a pizza delivery and eat all of the sausage pizza, and I will sneakily go upstairs, and ask Lincoln if I could sleep in his room. I offer some pizza to him, and he accepts. I sleep with Lincoln, safe for now.