User blog:Moose513/Fanfiction - The Eldest Loud

My twentieth fanfiction. Enjoy!

Story
One day, the Loud family was driving home, and Lincoln was cramped between Lola and Lana, who were fighting.

"Make it stop", Lincoln said.

They then stopped fighting, and Lincoln was all bruised up.

"Hey, dad", Lincoln said, "stop this thirteen person crud bucket and let me out!"

Lynn Sr. stopped Vanzilla.

"What's wrong", Lynn Sr. asked.

"I'm sick and tired of sitting between these two", Lincoln said, "all they ever do is fight."

"That seems fair", Lynn Sr. said, "I won't let you walk home, but I can find you another seat."

"Thank you", Lincoln said.

Lincoln was seated in the back with Lori, Leni, and Luna, who were bigger than him, so he was cramped.

"This is just wrong", Lincoln said.

When they got home, Lincoln got his stuff out of Vanzilla and went upstairs to his room and talked to the audience.

"Being the middle child is bad when you've got eleven siblings", Lincoln said, "you're treated like a waste of space."

Lincoln then saw Lori heading out to Vanzilla.

"Don't be out too long, Lori", Rita said, "your father and I need the van to go on a date tonight."

"No problem, mom", Lori said.

As Lori drove away, Lincoln thought to himself.

"I wish I was the oldest kid", Lincoln said, "I'd finally be able to get some respect around here."