User blog:BatSam247/Fanfiction: Jinxed Linc

[The episode starts on a lovely day in Royal Woods, where Lincoln and Lynn are walking back home from a tennis match.]

Lynn: Thanks again for coming with me to the match, bro.

Lincoln:  No problem. It was about time I got out and experienced outdoor life. Besides, there wasn't much to do at home.

Lynn:  Man, that sponge and narwhal will be crying home to their mommies, because of how hard we beat their-

[Then, Lincoln and Lynn see a quarter on the ground. We hear its jingle before:]

Lincoln and Lynn: [gasp] Quarter!

Lynn: Jinx!

Lincoln: [Picks up quarter] Yeah, this is indeed my pleasure! [Lynn punches Lincoln in the arm] Hey! [Lynn does another punch to him]

Lynn: I said "jinx," dude! You're jinxed!

Lincoln: Fine! You can have the quarter. Geez. [another punch] Du--

[Lynn raises his fist, then, Lincoln quickly covers his mouth.]

Lynn: You know how this works, man. You can't talk when you're jinxed. And when you talk, you're gonna get punched. So keep your mouth shut.

Lincoln: Fine. [another punch] Owww!

[Clock transition to a montage of the game continuing. Lincoln & Lynn are playing some video game, and Lincoln succeeds.]

Lincoln: Yes!

[Lynn punches Lincoln once more, and goes back to playing. Cut to a scene with Lincoln and Lynn wearing sunglasses.]

Lynn: Whoa! Look, bro!

[A solar eclipse is occurring.]

Lincoln: That's amazing!

[Another punch. This one sends Lincoln to the ground, but he continues to watch the moon cover the sun entirely.] 

Lincoln: ''So... beautiful. [Another punch] ''Ow!

[Cut to Lincoln in his bedroom, reading a comic book. Lynn enters with an open box.]

Lynn: Linc, check out what came for you in the mail.

Lincoln: Aw, yeah! [runs over and looks in the box] What is it?

[It's a sucker punch from Lynn, right through the box. Lincoln's utterings continue:]

Lincoln: Totally. [punch] Nice. [punch] Come on! [punch] Can you pass the--

[Lynn punches Lincoln again, knocking his bowl of cereal over.]

Lincoln: GWAH! [angrily slams the table, stands up, about to yell something, but catches himself]

Lynn: What? What is it? You can tell me anything, bro.

[Lincoln growls and sits back down.]

Lynn: You know you can just break the jinx just by having someone say your name three times.

[Lincoln seems surprised.]

Lynn: Wait, I didn't tell you that?

[Lincoln's surprise turns to anger.]

Lynn: Hmm, I guess I didn't 'cause everybody knows that. I was wondering why you didn't break it sooner.

[Lincoln runs off.]

Lynn: Better keep your mouth shut, 'cause I'll be listening!

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