User blog:ChristopherDobelman/ChristopherDobelman v. InklingBear: Dawn of TLH Wiki Chapter 1: Analyzing a Threat to Humanity

'A/N:This movie or fanfic is dedicated to all the people on this wonderful wiki and this discord server who made this possible like. InklingBear, Veenster07, Froggy03(Sparkles), TheFirstVoslian, RKSPokeBeast987, Positron, Mattgelo, FreeSpirit98, WannurSyafiqah74, Reidoshack, and Jaylop91. Thank you for making this possible and I hope this will motivate me to make more fanfics in the future. For the readers out here, reading this. I hope you enjoy this Fanfic, this may be long. But it'll get more fun and interesting as this story progresses. As for now, ENJOY!'

Chapter #1: Analyzing a Threat to Humanity.

Narrator: It was a random day in the City of Chicago. Our boy, ChristopherDobelman is doing Vigilante work in both the city, and wiki stuff because he wants to be a chat moderator or administrator on a major wiki site one day. ChristopherDobelman: Can you get this guy to stop narrating in my Base of Operations please? You can stay here though, Camera People! Narrator: *Sigh* Fine, do whatever you want. ChristopherDobelman: Thank you! *Returns back to the movie* ChristopherDobelman: You know, I've been thinking that ever since InklingBear dropped pretending be Charles the Dog. She's been a major threat to humanity imo. Computer Assistant Alfur: As I see it, I will agree on that ChristopherDobelman: You always agree me on everything. But, that's how I programmed you I guess. Even if it's controversial, like supporting Donald Trump in the elections. Computer Assistant Alfur: I wouldn't disagree on you at everything. Even if it's controversial. Because, I want you to be your own person. I don't care how bad your ideas are. Because, I'll always be there for you. Unless you decide to turn me off one day. But I doubt you would do that anytime soon. ChristopherDobelman: I would never do any of that stuff. You sticked to me for years, even in the hardest times. Anyways, Ink's personality is gonna theaten the human race like a Nuclear War between the United States, and North Korea. Computer Assistant Alfur: You ever heard of Thicc QT? ChristopherDobelman: Who in the world is Thicc QT? Computer Assistant Alfur: She's a girl that became famous because of starring in one of InklingBear's fanfics. She is also a hero at night But I doubt she supports her though. ChristopherDobelman: I hope that's the case, that's probably the thing I need to defeat the humanity threatening person known as InklingBear *ChristopherDobelman hesitates a second and decides that he needs something to eat* ChristopherDobelman: I'm gonna go to Wendy's. You want anything? Computer Assistant Alfur: Can I see their recent tweets on Twitter since I'm only a AI and I can't eat anything in real life? ChristopherDobelman: Sure thing. ''*Despite claiming himself to be a real American. He drives a Japanese Imported 2002 Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 which was extensively tuned to go faster and stuff like that.*'' *Computer Assistant Alfur talks to the viewers* Computer Assistant Alfur: You know, his choice of cars is the only thing I'll disagree on. He really loves Japanese Cars. But he doesn't like to admit it in the public. So he lies to the public that he likes American Cars better. ChristopherDobelman: ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I LOVE THIS CAR TO THE POINT THAT I WANNA MARRY IT! *ChristopherDobelman has fun levels of over 9000 because he loves his car very much to the point of marrying it.* ChristopherDobelman: GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FASTER FAST AND FASTER! *Arrives at Wendy's* ChristopherDobelman: That was fun. Reminds me when I played the Need for Speed Games with these cars! *ChristopherDobelman enters Wendy's with the crowd losing their minds as their favorite Vigilante or something has entered the building* Wendy's Cashier #1: Hello, welcome to Wendy's! How can I help you today? Wendy's Cashier #2: Oh my god! Is that our Lord & Savior, ChristopherDobelman!? ChristopherDobelman: I'm sure am! *Crowd goes wild when they find out that it's actually really him!* ChristopherDobelman: Why thank you everyone! You know what, I'll buy you all Baconators with a Large Fry and a Large Drink! Would you want that as a present for being such amazing citizens? Crowd: YES PLEASE! WE LOVE YOU CHRISTOPHERDOBELMAN!!! ''*Thankfully, this Wendy's had enough Supplies to cater that demand. However, after him and the crowd got what they wanted. They were sold out on the supplies except for the Drinks and had to close and Contact Wendy's that they ran out of supplies prematurely.*'' Crowd: That was a great meal, even though you caused the supplies to be sold out. THANK YOU CHRISTOPHERDOBELMAN! ChristopherDobelman: You Welcome! Don't have a lot of time to get you autographs and selfies with you all! Gotta get back to my base of operations since I got stuff to do! But hope you all have a great evening! Crowd: SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR! *ChristopherDobelman does a quick wave to the crowd and then rushes back to the Car and speeds off back to his Base of Operations as quickly as he can with his R34 Nissan GTR.* ChristopherDobelman: VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ''*ChristopherDobelman Uses a voice system he made by himself that can call people while he's driving without letting his hand off the steering wheel. Named McCayla*'' ChristopherDobelman: McCayla, call Computer Assistant Alfur. McCayla: Sure thing ChristopherDobelman *Computer Assistant Alfur answers instantly* Computer Assistant Alfur: Yes my boy? ChristopherDobelman: I'm at the garage of our base of operations. You mind you open the garage door for me? Computer Assistant Alfur: Sure thing sir, I wouldn't let you out in the cold ''*Computer Assistant Alfur Dials in code for Garage Door and it opens. ChristopherDobelman immediately races in there and gets out of the car and is about to eat his meal.*'' ChristopherDobelman: Alfur, I think I need to tell you something about these wiki people I've been talking about over the past 2 weeks. They have a lot of potential out there. Cumputer Assistant Alfur: Sure thing sir! Narrator: And so, that concludes our First Chapter of this movie or fanfic I guess. Stay tuned to fine out what happens in the 2nd Chapter when ChristopherDobelman first mentions the Wiki Staff of the TLH WIKI! ChristopherDobelman: I'M WARNING YOU! I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU FOR TRESPASSING! THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY! Narrator: *sigh* Fine... *And here is where Chapter 1 is Concluded at.*

