Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20181210044726/@comment-32807753-20181215042556

(Hang on. I wanna add something to TF's last part )

Lori: Yeah! And when would I ever say that? I would never! [Under her breath] Not to her face at least...

(Back on track)

Lynn Sr.: (sarcastically) Sorry for attempting to discipline my own children.

Rita: (annoyed) Hello?! We're both trying, and this is not how you do it! Why do you always have to make me be the bad guy?!

Lynn Sr.: (annoyed) You're with them longer than I am most of the time, and I haven't seen you do any better with preventing wild behavior! Maybe it's you who's the incompetent one!

Lincoln: Because both of you are totally in the right to criticize whos being a good parent when you two left your own son outside all alone-

Family: Lincoln!

Lincoln: Only kidding!

Luna: Come on you two. We'll just clean this up, and we can start over!

Rita: (angry) This coming from the same man who not only still has all of his childish ties, but attempted to leave his DAUGHTER with his neighbour just so you could go to some stupid cowbell thing!

Lynn Sr.: [raises finger] I- actually have no excuse for that...

Lynn Sr.: (gasps) Did you just disgrace the cowbell tradition?! I've been apart of that for years!!

Rita: (angry) Too bad, I just did!

Lynn Sr.: (angry) And I told you to stop insulting my ties! Maybe if you stopped with your trite, mediocre stories, you could help to discipline them better when I'm at work!!

Rita: (angry) Too bad a mother has to do more crap around here than you!!

Luan: You know things get real when a Loud resorts to using the word "crap".

Family: Uh huh.

(The siblings slowly step out of the kitchen)

Lynn Sr.: (angry) I've done the best I could to help raise our children, and you can't give me any credit?! I think you're where some of our kids get their stubborn behavior from! If you do so much, that should be reflected in how our kids behave!

Rita: (angry) You act reckless with the kids all the time, don't give me that kind of crud!

Lynn Sr.: (angry) Oh yeah, when?!

Rita: (angry) Don't even get me started on 'Take Your Daughter to Work' day, or the countless times you try to give other drivers a hard time with Lynn Junior by your side! I think the real subborn parent is you Lynn Loud!

Lynn Sr.: (angry) Oh, and you started 'Bring Your Son to Work' day! I didn't know how hypocritical you can be!

Rita: (angry) You have no right to call me a hypocrite when I was at least able to keep Lincoln calm and collected while he was with me!

Lynn Sr.: (angry) Well, you never told me that!

Rita: (angry) I did now, happy?!

Lynn Sr.: (angry) I am happy, because I'm done with this evening!

Rita: (angry) Me too!

(Lynn Sr. and Rita storm off while the siblings look even more worried)

Leni: What have we done you guys?

Luna: All we wanted was to give them a romantic evening, and we blew it big time dudes.

Lynn: It's all Lincoln's fault, if he didn't screw up on the food this wouldn't have happened!

Lincoln: You WANTED me to cook it you idiot!

Lynn: Okay! Seriously! What is up with this guy and writing me as an irredeemable monster?! I'm so sick of it! Does anyone think I have anything good in me?! Because I guess all the other nice things I've done isn't enough for anyone! Why don't you just write me off and pretend I don't exist?! Will that make all of you people happy?!

[Lynn sits back down breathing heavily. The others gawk at Lynn.]

Lucy: And I thought I had issues...