A Novel Idea/Script

Dad: (cheerfully): "C'mon, girls, it's time for "Take Your Daughter to Work Day!"

[Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa stampede down the stairs]

Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa: "Yay!"

[Lincoln strolls by elegantly, wearing lavish girly makeup]

Lincoln: "As another one of your daughters, I too cannot wait for this day."

[Dad traps Lincoln with his hand as Lincoln is about to exit the doorway]

Dad: "Hold it right there."