Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170501233529/@comment-30953185-20170503045452

(He faints)

 Me: Now it's our turn!

[Lori and Leni block the entrance to the hallway via the staircase with feigning grins on their faces.]

Leni:  [sweetly] "Hi, parentals. We were just wondering how you two met." Rita: "Really? Your father has told that story a thousand times." Lynn Sr.: "Now, now, honey. If they insist." ''[Lincoln makes his second attempt on the trampoline. Lori, Leni, Luna, Lucy, and the twins are getting tired of hearing the story of how their parents met.]'' Lynn Sr.: "...and then your mother walked by in an outfit that could stop traffic." Rita:  [dully] "It was my uniform. I was a crossing guard."

(I have to go to bed now.)