Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-31647719-20180720184525

Lynn: (Miffed) Lincoln!

Lincoln: (Looks annoyed and groans) What's going on with you, Lynn?

Lynn: (Angry) What's going on with me is that you ruined my tennis racket!

Lincoln: (Confused) How? I wasn't even in your bedroom!

Lynn: (Angry) I left it downstairs, but you thought that it was the electric fly swatter! You ruined it when you saw a fly in the house, and you killed it by smashing my racket into the wall!

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Lincoln: Okay, first off, that sounds more like it’s your fault because you left it there without supervision. Secondly, why would I use a tennis racket to kill a fly? There’s a good difference between a fly swatter and a tennis racket.