Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-31647719-20180726224823

Rita: Kids, if you start fighting I'll send you both to your rooms for the rest of the evening, capiche?

Lincoln and Lynn: (sigh) Yes mom.

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''Wretched: (angrily) None of you seem to understand. You! Did! This! You always do this to Lincoln. Every day of his life, he's always had to suffer in some way. It doesn’t matter what it is, it just has to be something!''

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Sam: Even if it's something minor, like fighting for the last slice of pizza?

Lincoln: Knowing these writers, probably.

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''He did whatever he could to make you all happy, to make you all feel better about your sad, miserable, pathetic lives! Without as much as getting anything in return.''

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Lincoln: And I love doing it. Because I love them that much.

Everyone (sans Mr. Grouse): Aww!

Mr. Grouse: Cheesy.

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''He always forgave you for what you did to him, and held no grudge. But when he made the slightest mistake, one that didn’t even matter, you all jumped at the opportunity without a second thought!''

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Lori: And it was wrong for us to do it! We even apologized for it, remember?

Lincoln: Yeah! I do!

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''You would manipulate him into doing whatever you wanted out of guilt! He couldn’t have the slightest thing, not even so much as a crumb, without you all to see how it fits your views!''

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Lynn Sr.: Again, we apologized.

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''He could never do anything because he’s outnumbered. Even when he would do something to help, it didn’t matter because you would all find a way to turn it against him; ''

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Lisa: That's not where the semicolon go!

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And now thanks to you, he’s gone; He doesn’t exist anymore; Lincoln Loud is dead!

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Leni: He what?! [she starts to tear up.]

Lincoln: Leni! He was metaphorically speaking! I'm alive!

Leni: Oh. [Wipes off her tear, embarassed] Sorry.

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''Now, it’s just me! And I’ll do what he could never do, no matter who gets in my way! (smiles sinisterly) No strings, to hold me down. Cause now, I’m free!''

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Carol: Aren't you exaggerating a bit? I get you've had your disagreements and such, but they're still your family. It's not like they did something horrible like, I don't know, kick you out of your own house or something.