Thread:MrAnimatedToon/@comment-30953185-20180710190621/@comment-32807753-20180713035259

Lori (mad): Are you kidding me? (stretches her arms out)

Lynn: Forget about him. (points to Hole 1) Let’s just start the tournament.

Lori: Fine. (starts to walk to Hole 1 with Lynn following behind her)

[Both start walking past multiple tents either selling food or toys such as a 4 inch Spinosaurus model or just stuffed animals with customers around it. They both finally made it to Hole 1 where the 5 other competitors where. Other people are around watching from benches, but it was very sparsely populated. The referee steps out and raises his hand in the air to signal silence.]

Referee: Welcome to the Royal Woods Golf tournament and now we have our 7 competitors. (pulls out a list and starts to read) We have Amy and Paula, Bob, Travis, Mason and Lori and Lynn. So… (lazily pulls out a megaphone) Let the game begin!

Travis: Shouldn’t there be… (looks around confused) You know, more to this tournament. Shouldn’t there be more staff here?

Referee: (groans in annoyance) Look, this isn’t some fancy golf tournament. Join an actual one as this is more of a very, very low budget one. (tone starts to become more sarcastic) Hey einstein, ever notice how we only have 1 scoreboard and how it’s so hard to see it, that people have to bring binoculars to see it! Heck, it’s at the last hole. So I have tally the scores on this list. (waves the list) We don’t even have much of an audience. Nobody sponsored the tournament this year so I had to spend my money on this and this was the best I could do and I was so tired I couldn’t care about others things to add to this tournament. So don’t questi..

Amy: Can we please start the tournament? I didn’t come here to hear your story about how bad this tournament is. It has a trophy at least that needs an owner so quit with your sob story.

[The referee feels offended.]

Referee: (through gritted teeth) Okay. We’ll begin! (points at Lynn and Lori) Start!

Lori: Us?

Referee (mad): Yes you two! It’s not like I’m pointing to air! (storms off)

Lynn: Yep. Definitely pep.