Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20180425031835/@comment-31647719-20180426212222

''Lincoln: [falls on back in frustration] Argh! I can’t do this! Why did I ever think this was a good idea?! [sniffles] I should’ve just listened to my gut. Now everyone’s gonna be even more mad at me now. [sigh] I deserve it… Guess I’ll just walk back home now… [picks up cake and looks around] So… which way is home again?... [pants] Okay, Lincoln. You’re not lost! All you need to do is retrace your steps. Yeah! That’ll be easy. So, uh, I went left here…, then a right… and then another left turn here… hey! This really is easy. Ok, and then a right here… no. a left… no, a right! Agh! I’m lost! I don’t even know if I’m in Royal Woods anymore! Let alone in Michigan even!''

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Lynn Sr: How did he travel so far?!