User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 25 (Preview)

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''Lincoln came to Park Ketcham just to walk there without purpose. There he noticed Clyde playing with his two cats, so he approached him.''

Lynn: Do emos like cats?

Lucy: Everyone likes cats.

[Beat]

Lucy: And I don't want to meet the sad souls who don't.

Lincoln: Hey, Clyde.

''Clyde: Lincoln? Hello. [he turned around and got shocked] Aaah! What did you do to yourself?''

''Lincoln: This is the new real me. From now I am emo.''

''Clyde: I'm starting to be afraid of you. Why did you change your style?''

Lynn: You'd have to be pretty wimpy to be afraid of an emo.

Lori: I think Clyde fits the bill. No offense to him.

''Lincoln: For years I feel like nothing, but being generic compared to my sisters. I'm sick of it!''

Clyde: What will you do now?

''Lincoln: Emos express themselves through fashion, music and poetry. I am nowhere as good as Leni, Luna and Lucy in those first three so like most emos I simply express myself and don't expect anybody to understand me and my inner pain.''

Leni: What's the point of expressing yourself if no one will understand?

Lucy: Not all art has to have an audience. I've written plenty of poems that nobody will ever see.

Lola: "Nobody", huh? Hmm...

Lucy: If I catch you taking one peek they'll never find your body.

Lola: Eep!

''Clyde: Your new appearance is terrifying. Look how you scared Cleopawtra and Nepurrtiti! I prefer the old Lincoln! Be yourself again!''

Lincoln: The problem is I myself don't know who I am.

Luan: Well, you're only eleven. You've got plenty of time to figure that out. Isn't that right, Linkin Logg?

Lincoln: [Facepalms] Please don't bring that up...

''Clyde: I don't understand you at all. You have all I can't have to be happy. 10 sisters, who care for you. Why is it that the only person who can't be happy about it is you?!''

''Lincoln: What can you know? You're the only child. I must compete for love and attention of my parents. You don't have siblings, so you don't have to compete with anybody.''

''Clyde: Stop It! In your position I would be happy and appreciate your sisters. You're so short-sighted if you think gender defines you.''

Lincoln: Gender? Who said anything about gender?

''Lincoln: I knew you wouldn't understand. It's not about gender anymore.''

Lincoln: My point exactly.

...wait, what do I mean by "anymore"? Even when I did feel inadequate, it wasn't because I was a boy. Although I do wish Lynn would get rid of that tacky "Boy Crusher" muscle tee.

Lynn: Can't. It was a birthday present from Margo. I don't want to hurt her feelings.

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