Save the Date/Script

''[The episode begins with Lincoln at school sitting with his friends at the lunch table trying to get something out of his pants. It eventually comes out and its a sloppy joe, with a note seen on it.]''

Classmate #4: (Reading the note) Happy Sloppy joe Tuesday Lame-O. Signed, Ronnie Anne (he says her name with flair.)

Classmate #3: And, there's a heart!

Classmate #1, #2, #3, #4, #5 and Clyde: Oooooooo! Lincoln's got a girlfriend!

Lincoln: What?! No I don't.

Classmate #3: When's the wedding day Lincoln?

[Classmate #1 #2, #4, #5 and Clyde laugh.]

Lincoln: Haha very funny guys.

Classmate #1, #2, #3, #4, #5: 🎶 Ronnie Anne and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.🎶 (They then start laughing.)

Lincoln: Guys, Ronnie Anne is NOT my girlfriend. She's rude and gross and totally annoying. I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss that weirdo.

[''A gasp is heard, and it turns out it came from Ronnie Anne. Lincoln turns around and is shocked to see her.]''

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne!

[Ronnie is at first shocked but then storms out of the lunch room with a food tray in her hands.]

Clyde: Woah, Lincoln, I think you really hurt her feelings.

Lincoln: C'mon Clyde, Ronnie Anne is the toughest girl at school. She'll be fine.

[The scene changes to Lincoln entering his room after school.]

Lori: YOU MONSTER! (She screams, throwing a tissue box at Lincoln.)

Lincoln: Ow! What was that for?

Lori: You made Ronnie Anne CRY!

Lincoln: Cry? I didn't mean to! Wait, how do you know?

[Lori tries to aim a teddy bear at Lincoln.]

Lori: