Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170429225606/@comment-30953185-20170430042326

Lincoln: A shelf fell on your head.

LENI: "Of course! Everyone knows that an object falling at a velocity of 9.8 meters per second squared will result in a temporary loss of consciousness."

(My mouth hangs open)

Me: What just happened?

LINCOLN: "Hey, I saw this in a movie once. I bet getting hit on the head altered Leni's brain and made her smart."

Me: No way. My Leni is smart?!

LISA: "Lincoln, you seem unable to distinguish between scientific fact and preposterous Hollywood schlock." LENI: "I don't get it." LISA: "See? Same old Leni. Can't even understand simple English."