User blog:Asdfgrew/When I'm gonna start make TLH fan fictions again

It starts with Lana and Lola holding a container with goggles in them, approaching a dug hole Screen moves over to Lincoln, sitting on the seat attached to the slingshot, which is used as the launching pad. In the distance is a very tall tree.

Lincoln: Do I? 'Cause I'm not. I mean it's not like we're not going to do this.

Lola: You're the one who wanted to do it.

Lincoln: I'm the one who wanted to do it. 'Cause we gotta know when it's coming out, and that's important.

Lana: It's not that important.

Lincoln: It's a slug.

The twins throws the container away.

Lola: It's THE slug.

The Twins walk forward and look at the hole.

Lana: I'm sure it's gonna come out soon, it's in the book.

Lincoln: Yeah, it's in the book. And the book is where?

Lana walks over to Lincoln.

Lana: Here, if it's such a big deal, I'll just climb and get it.

Lincoln gets off the seat and points at Lana.

Lincoln: No, I'm slingshotting.

Lola: Well, if you're happy, then we're happy as well.

Lincoln gets on the seat again.

Lincoln: Oh, don't say that, it makes it sound like you don't really mean it.

He looks over the seat.

Lincoln: I mean like, you're not actually happy. Did you get the goggles?

Lana takes out the goggles behind her, and hands them over to Lincoln.

Lana: They're right here. Also, what are we aiming for?

Lincoln sits down and points at the tree.

Lincoln: Top of the tree, easy shot. Are we ready?

The Twins: We're ready.

The camera cuts to Paige, standing next to the hole.

Paige: Ready for what?

Lincoln: I'm going to die.

Lola: Paige! He's not going to die.

Paige runs over to the twins and Lincoln.

Paige: Ooh! Can I watch?

Lana: Well, he might die.

Lana removes one of the handles, launching Lincoln off, but unfortunately he misses the tree.

Later...

Lincoln: That didn't really work.

He takes a book out.

Lincoln (singing): But guess who got the book!

Lana takes and opens the book from Lincoln's hands, causing Lincoln to smack into the ground.

(There is a zoom-in on the book, "First of September" is highlighted in yellow, with the red text "September 1, 2018 8 AM PDT" appearing and shaking on the screen.)

Lola: Oh my tiara, September first, this is a joke, right?

Lincoln sits up and raises his hand, preparing for a high-five.

Lincoln: It's not a joke. Let's get a high five, we got that book-

Lincoln raises his hand up higher.

Lincoln: -too slow.

The twins accidentally slaps Lincoln to the ground. The twins walks over to check on Lincoln.

Lana: Oh, we're so sorry. Are you okay?

Lincoln: I'm fine, I'm fine.

Lola: Oh, but September first... How far even is that? One... two... one... That's like- Lincoln: There's so much barbed wire the things I do. But it feels good to be back.