User blog:This Spy/The Wacky House - In Tents Elections

''Author's Note: The following is continuation of In Tents Debate episode, and marks the first time when James and Normand are ACTUALLY going to use their real guns. Yep, you heard that right. For the first time in this series, James and Normand will be murdering anyone who's threat to them, Louds, along with their relatives and friends.''

(The Loud residence, day. We continue with the exact same scene when the sisters are blaming Lincoln for being unable to speak up his decision. Just in time, James and Normand come around and question the commotion.)

James: Hey, hey, hey, what's all the hubbub?

Normand: Yeah, what's going on, guys?

Lincoln: Well...

(The white-haired boy tells them everything that happened previously, from the choice of destination to the so-called "feud".)

Lincoln: That's basically much it.

James: I see.

Normand: Whoa.

Lincoln: And because the sisters were angry at me...I have decided to revert to the original destination.

(The sisters don't like where Lincoln is going with this.)

Lori: Lincoln, you don't literally mean...

Lincoln: Yes, Lori, I do. I'm sorry, girls, but we're going to...Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds.

Sisters: What?!

Lynn: But what about the bears?!

Lisa: And the Dipterum Culicidae bites?

Lola: And the pooping in the woods?

Lana: That's still the only reason I'd go.

Lori: Ugh. This is literally going to be the worst vacation ever.

James: Guys, relax, you have us and our group.

Normand: We'll be using our own magic to enhance that place.

Sisters and Lincoln: Whew...

(They wipe their foreheads in relief. We cut to the highway, James and Normand are driving Louds in their bus to their destination. Their group, European Commonwealth, has joined them, and their British co-leader is behind the wheel.)

James: Normand.

Normand: Yes, Jimmy?

James: While we're on our way there, Lincoln told me everything about that place we're going to. He told me how it's dangerous with hostiles animals there, with various kinds of hazards, and he told me that some hill people live there, and all they do is scare him.

Normand: I see.

James: And that's why, Normand...we're going to live in style of old days.

Normand: (realizes what is James talking about) Oh, I see. So we're doing this?

James: Yes, Normand, we are doing this. From now on, we will start using our guns.

Normand: Oh, yeah. It's about time we show the world that we are NOT a bunch of pushovers.

James: Got that right, dude.

(The E.C. is also armed as well, and the members' guns are as powerful as the ones European two are wielding.)

Sometime later...

(The group made it to the campgrounds, set everything up, and enjoy their day off. Lincoln is going to make up for taking advantage of his sisters, but thankfully, the E.C. members have decided to join him, since they did wanted some excerise anyways.)

James: Guys, can we have your attention? (The Louds comply)

Normand: Now, since there can be threats around here, allow me and Normand show you the our tools of the trade.

Lori: Yeah? What's that?

James: (to his members) Boys...it's time.

(The E.C. boys know what is he talking about, they nod, and that's when the Louds witness the unexpected - James, Normand, and the members of European Commonwealth pull out their weaponry. James is holding AK-47, Normand is holding Steyr AUG, while the E.C. boys are holding various weapons, from SPAS-12 to M60. The Loud kids are shocked beyond belief.)

Lori: Y-you guys have GUNS?!

James: Yes, all of us at European Commonwealth. And don't worry - we're not THAT type of gunmen that you may think.

Louds: Whew...

(They holster their weaponry, and with that, they continue enjoying their day off. And with that, we see a montage of the group with their leaders doing their own type of "spring cleaning". James and Normand are seeing murdering various hostile animals, while their members are seen burning every insect there is on fire with their own flamethrowers, and all of them are keep going until the entire forest is cleaned of everything that's hostile.)

James: Guess that's all of them.

Normand: Yeah.

Normand: I hope so, too.

(Then suddenly, a big wave of shouts, screaming, and cackling are heard.)

James: The hell was that?

Lincoln: Oh, no. It's the tree people!!!

(They turn around, and notice the big swarm of eyes are looking at them, confirming their presence.)

James: THOSE are the tree people?

Normand: Hmph.

Lincoln: (clings to his British neighbor; cowers in fear) Please, don't let me near them...!

James: Don't worry, Linc, we'll simply shut them up, permanently.

Normand: Yeah.

James: (to the tree people, holds them on gunpoint) I'm sorry, folks, but you're going to haunt people somewhere else, and we know the perfect place for that.

Normand: (does the same with his AUG) Yes, and it's called...HELL!

(And with that, the two Europeans put ALL of tree people out of their pleasure for good. Their screams in pain and agony can be heard. Lincoln is mind-blown from what he just saw.)

Lincoln: You g-g-guys k-killed th-them...

James: And we did.

Normand: So there you go, Linc. Those bastards will never bother you ever again, and with all of hostile animals gone, this place will never be the worst place of your life ever.

Lincoln: Oh, thank you, THANK YOU!

James: You're welcome.

A few hours later...

(The group is having a meeting by a bonfire.)

James: OK guys, me and Normand were talking, and decided that one thing.

Luna: What is it, bro?

James: We made our decision about the places that you guys wanted to go.

Normand: It's decided, folks. Once we're done with this place, tomorrow I'll take you girls to the beach, while James will take Lincoln to Dairyland.

Lincoln: Hey, not bad at all.

Leni: Oh yeah, we're totes in!

Lori: Yeah!

(The rest of Louds proudly agree.)

Normand: Then it's on, you guys.

(The group, with that, enjoy their trip for remainder of the day.)

THE END