Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-27175193-20161013192730/@comment-6062841-20161015132520

Flat Tire: Ah, but you see, that was for one night only, and these four potential candidates need a permanent man in their lives who will be much more dedicated to their desires. Fortunately, I have practiced my entire life for such a momentous occasion. *changes voice tone as if remembering a flashback* STEP ONE, GET THAT MINTY SPRAY OUT, YOU SLIMY MAGGOT!!! *sprays mouth with one spritz of Minty Fresh Breath Freshener* Ah, that sep never gets old.