User blog:Thomperfan/A preview of my next fanfic

COMING SOON ON THE LOUD HOUSE

Cuts to us outside doing gym class)

Lincoln: "Now that Mrs. Johnson's back, looks like my troubles are over."

[Unfortunately for Lincoln, he, Clyde and I see a familiar face. Ms. DiMartino is now a substitute coach.]

Lincoln and Clyde: [captivated] "Ba...ba...ba...ba..."

Me: (To Lincoln and Clyde) Uh, guys, are you OK?

Girl Jordan: "What happened to Coach Pacowski?"

Ms. DiMartino: "Mrs. Johnson ran over his foot with her wheelchair, so I'll be subbing in gym class for a while." [blows her whistle] "Let's do some laps, everybody!" [giggles]

[The girls are well focused, but the boys, except me are too distracted.]

Lincoln and Clyde: [running while distracted] "Ba...ba...ba..."

[They collide into a basketball pole due to their infatuated state, as do a few other boys. The scene irises out completely. It silent and black for a minute, and then I pop up.]

Me: (to the viewers) Surprise! What? You didn’t think that was the end of the episode, did you? No, there still more we need to cover, so let me catch you up, after the whole Hugh DiMartino incident, you’d think the girls would’ve been over Hugh by now, but no, the girls still kept their Hugh stuff and continued to obsess over Hugh, even Leni and Lori. Now, at first it started out innocent enough, but then, it got weird, and I mean, FREAKY. You see… Well… I’ll just let the episode tell you.

(I pull a screen of me coming up to the Loud House. I knock on the door.)

Me: Boy, I sure hope the girls have gotten at least a little bit over Hugh by now.

(I come inside to see Lori, wearing a Hugh sweater and looking dreamily at a picture on her phone. I go up to her)

Me: (trying to get her attention) Lori? Lori! (Snapping my fingers) LORI!

(Lori finally looks up)

Lori: Oh, hey Nolan, I didn’t see you there.

Me: Uh, Lori, what are you doing?

Lori: Oh, I was just looking at some pictures of Hugh, that angelic specimen of a man. (Makes another goose noise)

Me: Um, okay? And what did you do to your phone?

(It reveals Lori’s phone case has a picture of Hugh on it)

Lori: Lisa made a customized phone case for all of us to use.

Me: Oh, hey, wait a minute. Lori, weren’t you supposed to be going on a date with Bobby today?

Lori: Bobby? Bobby who?

Me: Uh, Bobby your boyfriend?

Lori: I’m sorry, I have no idea who you’re talking about.

(Just then, Lori’s phone starts ringing, it reveals to be Bobby calling her)

Lori: Ugh, I wish this person would stop calling me. (Declines the call) It’s literally making it harder for me to admire Hugh.

Me: (weirded out) Uuuuuuuuh, Lori, I gotta go. See ya.

(I go upstairs)