Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-26253276-20180103101820/@comment-26253276-20180106024319

Lori: I will need a reliable food source or I will be forced to start raiding farms and stockpiles when I need food.

Logger: I'll help. Do you have your cell phone?

Lori: (to logger) Yes--(to crew) Cut the signal for a moment (to logger)--and it's dry thanks to authorities leading me to an empty alley.

Logger: Why an empty alley?

Lori starts to blush.

Lori: This is embarrasing to say, but I forgot to take off my bathing suit after a trip to the water park yesterday and slept in my clothes, which were worn over my bathing suit. I forgot about them until I grew to a giant size, when I was checking my pockets and accidentally pulled one a bit hard. I need an area to undress, but to redress, I can do it quickly without needing to go somewhere. (to crew, as blush fades away) You may restore the signal now. (the crew restores the signal)

Logger: I'm Logan, CEO of Logan Logs Inc. You can find me at loganlogs.com--sorry for advertising--or by calling the number 1-800-288-8733.

Lori: Good to know!

Newswoman: So, Lori, how did you become a giantess?

Lori: Hold on, let me back up a bit.

Lori walks backward a few yards. Soon a good view of her can be seen by the camera.

Lori: A funny mistake, I took Lisa's potion instead of my morning coffee.

Newswoman: How does it feel to be a giantess?

Lori: Some pros are that I can move much faster...

Lori sprints forward, trying not to step on anyone or anything. She stops a few feet in front of the news crew, crouches down, and reaches out toward the cameraman. Her face starts to take up a large amount of the camera's view.

Lori: ...And I have a good view of my surroundings 24/7. Detach the camera, please.

The cameraman does as instructed and is picked up. The camera catches a great view of the city for a few seconds. The cameraman swivels the camera left and right to show the breathtaking sight, before pointing it to Lori.

Cameraman: Okay, could you put me down?

Lori: Sure thing.

Lori crouches down and sets the cameraman safely on the street.