User blog:Thomperfan/Every Loud House segment reviewed in 30 words or less

Hey, guys! It's me again, and I'm back with something a little more different. Now I've seen PRStorm, Andrew Brauer, and AnimationFan15 do this on their DeviantArt pages, they reviewed every Loud House segment in 10 words or less. It looked cool, so I decided to do it too. Now, here's the difference, the things I want to say about these episodes may take more than 10 words, so I decided to bulk it up to 30, but don't worry, these should only go up to the 20s. So without further ado let's get started!

Season 1
Left in the Dark: The episode that started it all. (9/10)

Get the Message: Good god, Lori is such a jerk! (3/10)

Heavy Meddle: Okay, these ten ladies have serious issues. (6/10)

Making the Case: Ponyville Confidential: Loud House edition. (4/10)

Driving Miss Hazy: Leni is the SpongeBob of the this universe, driving wise. I love it! (9/10)

No Guts, No Glori: I guess Lori’s not so bad after all. (8/10)

The Sweet Spot: Road trip? Boring! What goes on before a road trip is always more entertaining. (9/10)

A Tale of Two Tables: LONG LIVE YOUTH!! (8/10)

Project Loud House: The Loud House pilot that wasn’t the Loud House pilot. (10/10)

In Tents Debate: My introduction to the show. And a great one at that. (9/10)

Sound of Silence: Geez, does Lincoln have any rights in this house? (2/10)

Space Invader: A solid Lynn, Lincoln and Lucy story that deserves more praise. (9/10)

Picture Perfect: Dang it, girls! Why can’t you hold still for one measly picture?! (5/10)

Undie Pressure: I feel like I was the only one who didn’t know Lily was going to win. (9/10)

Linc or Swim: Lori and Leni in swimsuits? Sign me up! (7/10)

Changing the Baby: Looks like Lily is gonna have a lot of options for what she wants to do with herself when she gets older. (8/10)

Overnight Success: Looks like Clyde is the only boy on the block who isn’t scared of Lincoln’s sisters. Figures. (8/10)

I had two reviews for this next one, so I’ll list them both.
 * 1) Ties that Bind: Ugh! Thomas did this kind of story better than this! (4/10)
 * 2) Ties that Bind: Lincoln wouldn’t trade his sisters for the world, huh? Looks like it was all a lie. (4/10)

Hand-Me-Downer: A good episode to watch if you’re dealing with hand-me-downs yourself. (8/10)

Sleuth or Consequences: You may see standard sibling teasing, I see the characters I love acting like jerks for no reason. (1/10)

Butterfly Effect: OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE!! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE!! (10/10)

The Green House: If you want a good environmental episode, watch Bob the Builder: Project Build it and not this. (4/10)

Along Came a Sister: Yay! Leni’s not afraid of spiders anymor- Oh, she is again. Aw. (8/10)

Chore and Peace: I wanted a chore-swap episode, and I got something not as good. (6/10)

For Bros about to Rock: The episode that made Luna such an awesome character. ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!! (9/10)

It’s a Loud Loud Loud Loud House: This family serious money problems. I’m telling you.

Toads and Tiaras: And this is why Lana is my favorite of the twins. (9/10)

Two Boys and a Baby: Lincoln and Clyde were great. Lily, not so much. (6/10)

Cover Girls: Ladies and Gentlemen, the eleven best sibling impersonators in cartoon history! (10/10)

Save the Date: Why, Lori? Why? (4/10)

Attention Deficit: Hm, I guess Clyde’s dads aren’t as boring as I thought. (8/10)

Out on a Limo: Just another episode about the main character letting fame and power get to their head. (6/10)

House Music: Not the best Luna episode, but still a really good one. (8/10)

A Novel Idea: Whoa, who knew Lincoln was such a Rugrat? (8/10)

April Fools Rules: Luan is the greatest April Fools Day villain ever. (9/10)

Cereal Offender: Dang it, girls! Why do you always have to screw things up?! (6/10)

Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru: When it comes to girls, chocolate is the answer. (8/10)

Come Sale Away: I… didn’t mind the twerking, people. (8/10)

Roughin’ it: Well, Lincoln was bound to think this at one point. (8/10)

The Waiting Game: Lori’s best appearance ever. (9/10)

The Loudest Yard: Rita, Lincoln can get exercise in Physical Education! (5/10)

Raw Deal: It’s okay Lucy, I know it wasn’t your fault. (9/10)

Dance, Dance Resolution: Am I the only one who’s not interested in Lincoln’s four dates? (8/10)

A Fair to Remember: Really? This is what we think of as the best Lori episode? (8/10)

One of the Boys: Have you guys ever considered to look at this as a joke? (8.5/10)

A Tattler’s Tale: Lola is NOT Sarah! (9/10)

Funny Business: A nice story about Luan and Lincoln. (8/10)

Snow Bored: Yeah, I’m with Lincoln. What just happened? (7/10)

The Price of Admission: Another story about how scary movies terrorize a kid. (7/10)

One Flu Over the Loud House: A great parody of zombie movies. Also Leni is the best Loud sister. (9/10)

Study Muffin: What do they see in that guy? He’s not that handsome. (6/10)

Homespun: This episode made me appreciate my home even more than I already did. (9/10)

Season 2
11 Louds a Leapin: Their first Christmas special, and it was a success. (10/10)

Intern for the Worse: OK, Clincoln McCloud haters Lincoln and Clyde aren’t agreeing on everything, happy now? (8/10)

The Old and the Restless: See? We don’t need Lincoln’s sisters to have a great episode! (9/10)

Baby Steps: OK, why is Clyde so hated by the fandom again? (9/10)

Brawl in the Family: I don’t know you guys, I didn’t think it was that bad. (3/10)

Suite and Sour: Loud Family + Hotel = Funny Shenanigans! (9/10)

Back in Black: The ship that never saw the light of day. (8/10)

Making the Grade: So when one of Lincoln’s sisters acts up, he gets blamed for it? Great. (7/10)

Vantastic Voyage: I sooooooooo want to be in Steve’s position right now. (9/10)

Patching Things Up: Lana and Lola are the best twins ever! (9/10)

Cheater by the Dozen: Why are you telling us stuff we already know?! (5/10)

Lock ‘N’ Loud: Loud Family + Home security= Even more funny shenanigans! (9/10)

The Whole Picture: Who needs photos when you have family members? (9/10)

No Such Luck: The episode that sent our fandom spiraling downhill. (2/10)

Frog Wild: Lana is still the best twin. (9/10)

Kick the Bucket List: Two best friends trying to do all they can in one day. Awesome. (8/10)

Party Down: Lori is not sophisticated, she’s fun. (9/10)

Fed Up: I wish we could do this for dinner every night. (9/10)

Shell Shock: Greg Heffley did this kind of thing better. (7/10)

Pulp Friction: The Full House Gang needs it’s own spinoff. (10/10)

Pets Peeved: Looks like the pets can do more than just visual gags. (9/10)

Potty Mouth: This episode is great, (beep)! (10/10)

L is for Love: So, Luna likes girls. Big whoop. The episode was solid, though. (9/10)

The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos: This episode made me appreciate Ronnie Anne and her family more than I did before.

Out of the Picture: Honestly, I’m okay with only getting a portrait in my school yearbook. (9/10)

Room with a Feud: Brawl in the Family done right. Nuff said. (10/10)

Back out There: Wow, we need more episodes focusing on Lincoln and his friends. (9/10)

Spell it Out: Aw, hang in there, Luce. Things’ll get better. (9/10)

Fool’s Paradise: Man, these April Fools Day specials are getting better and better! (9/10)

Job Insecurity: Lynn Sr. is lucky to have kids like the LKs. (9/10)

ARGGH! You For Real?: Hm, Lincoln and Clyde aren’t as much alike as most people thought. (8/10)

I once again had two reviews for this episode. So here they are.
 * 1) Garage Banned: Lori, you have my utmost respect as a relatable oldest sibling. (8/10)
 * 2) Garage Banned: For God’s sakes, Leni is not flanderized! She’s the same as she’s always been! Sheesh, the girl has a few scenes, and people are already on her case! (8/10)

Change of Heart: A great story with Clyde, Lori and Leni that doesn’t deserve all the flak it gets. (9/10)

Health Kicked: My my, how the tables have turned. (8/10)

Future Tense: Yates-formers, robots in disguise. (7.5/10)

Lynner Takes All: A great step in developing Lynn as a character. (9/10)

Yes Man: Lincoln’s sisters don’t care about him? BLASPHEMY! (9/10)

Friend or Faux: A great step in developing Lisa as a character. Also Darcy is cute. (9/10)

No Laughing Matter: I don’t get why people say Luan was insufferable here, I thought she was great! (9/10)

No Spoilers: Oh my god, Leni is the sweetest, cutest prettiest, purest, most innocent girl to ever walk on the earth. (10/10)

Legends: Having Captain Man and Kid Danger do voices in this show feels good. (9/10)

Mall of Duty: More great big brother/survival tips. (8/10)

Read Aloud: Ugh, this episode would be perfect, if it wasn’t for the goddang continuity!

Not a Loud: Best… birth story… EVER!!!! (10/10)

Tricked!: Wow, this show really has a knack for making good holiday specials doesn’t it. (10/10)

The Crying Dame: You may find the song annoying, I find it catchy as heck.

Anti-Social: A good commentary on modern-day technology. (8/10)

Snow Way Down: No seriously, why is Clyde so hated by the fandom? (9/10)

Snow Way Out: Lana is going to grow up to be the best race car mechanic there ever was. (10/10)

Season 3
White Hare: I think Lincoln’s way better off having ten human sisters. The animal concept is still cool though. (8/10)

Insta-Gran: I think the Louds could someone like Myrtle in their lives. (9/10)

Roadie to Nowhere: Not as great as FBATR, but still a great Luna episode. (9/10)

A Fridge Too Far: Hm, I wonder if I could get some protection for MY leftovers. (8/10)

Selfie Improvement: Lori and Carol are amazing. Nuff said. (9/10)

No Place Like Homeschool: Yeah, I think I prefer public school. (8/10)

City Slickers: A nice return of Ronnie Anne, Bobby and the Casagrandes. (9/10)

Fool me Twice: Yes. Sweet Sweet justice. (9/10)

Net Gains: After watching this episode, I honestly don’t see how anyone can still hate Lynn. (9/10)

Pipe Dreams: I say the parents were totally justified to build that second bathroom. (8/10)

Fandom Pains: Wow. It’s amazing how vampires can bring families together. (9/10)