Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-31647719-20180728195617

Lucy: To be frank, I wish this story didn't happen.

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(Then cut to Mrs. Johnson's classroom where she was grading papers, until...)

Wretched: (slamming the door open) Need some help with all that paper work?

Mrs. Johnson: (startled) Lincoln!

Wretched: (frowning) Wretched!

Mrs. Johnson: (to Wretched; scared and confused) W-What are you doing here during your lunch period?

Wretched: (smirking) Just thought I’d drop by and see how I could- (making quotation marks with his fingers)“-help” you.

Mrs. Johnson: (scared and confused) W-With what?

''Wretched: (smiling sinisterly) With paper work. (grabs a stapler from Mrs. Johnson's desk)''

Mrs. Johnson: (scared and confused) W-What are you going to do w-

''CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!''

(Mrs. Johnson is now stapled onto the wall of her classroom.)

Wretched: (holding a black marker; smiling sinisterly) How about I grade you?

(Cut to outside of the classroom where Mrs. Johnson screams as Wretched draws all over her.)

''Wretched: (leaving the classroom) Hope that helped! (laughs evilly)''

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Howard: And now he's going after his teacher?! What a ruffian! (to Lincoln) No offense, Lincoln.

Lincoln: None taken. The only thing that offends me is my portrayal on this thing.

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(Then cut to Coach Pacowski trying to find the dodgeballs for his gym class, until...)

Wretched: (whistles) Hey, Coach!

(Coach Pacowski turns around, and is scared to see Wretched standing there with all the dodgeballs.)

Wretched: (holding one of the dodgeballs; smiling menacingly) Looking for these?

''Coach Pacowski: (scared) Now, Loud. Take it ea-''

''HIT! HIT! HIT!''

(Wretched fires away all the dodgeballs at Coach Pacowski at an incredible speed. This results in him falling back, and knocking him out.)

Wretched: (smirking) Game set and match.

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Harold: And now Coach Pacowski too!

Clyde: Well, to be fair, he tried to kill us once.

Harold and Howard: (horrified) WHAT?!?!?!

[Howard faints.]