User blog:Dudiho/Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie (The Loud House Crossover) - Prologue

In the deepest and unknown jungle, there lied La Corazón, the most sacred treasure of a mysterious people called Green Eyes. Suddenly, someone with red pants and black boots stepped into some leaves and sticks until they stopped. As more awes of the jungle were shown down the camera’s throat, the feet started moving again. The Corazón was shining in detail on screen. Then, the camera revealed a white-haired 11-year-old kid in his Ace Savvy suit staring in awe to the audience. Then, glimpses of unsuspecting people were shown and an African-American kid on the same age as the kid in Ace Savvy suit and wearing the outfit of Ace’s sidekick One-Eyed Jack popped in.

“This is it. We never thought we could reach this far.” Clyde McBride said.

“We just need strong blood.” Lincoln Loud explained.

“The first question is: do we really need to get La Corazón?” Clyde asked.

“Sure we do. Before it falls into wrong hands. It’s the sacred treasure that can make anyone’s dreams come true.” Lincoln replied.

Suddenly, a group of mummified monsters pops out from the ground and starts moving further. Meanwhile, Lincoln was taking the Corazón to somewhere.

“We’ll take the Corazón to the safehouse where it’ll bring no harm to anyone.” Lincoln said.

“Look out!” Clyde screamed.

Then, a spear was thrown at Lincoln at missed his body. It’s revealed that a group of vicious cannibals was proceeding to cause harm to both Lincoln and Clyde.

“RUN!!!!” Lincoln shrieked.

Both Lincoln and Clyde began running away from the cannibal stampede, dropping the Corazón into the ground in their despair. The mummified creatures then picked the artifact up and ran away with it. As Lincoln and Clyde we’re struggling to save themselves from the cannibals, the superhero van parked on. From the inside, pop went the Full-House Gang, consisting of Lincoln’s sisters with their own superhero costumes: High Card, Eleven of Hearts, Night Club, Joker, Strong Suit, Eight of Spades, Royal Flush, Queen of Diamonds, Card Counter and Deuce.

“Alright, girls, let’s deal with these uncivilized monkeys!” Lori shouted.

Then, the Full House Gang joined the battle against the cannibal army.

“Get ready to do the Bad Guy Shuffle!” Luna yelled, blaring her guitar at the savages and knocking them into a hole dug up by Lucy.

“No aces in this hole.” Lucy commented.

“52 Pickup!” Lynn shouted, headbutting several cannibals far away.

“Or more precisely, six, seven...” Lisa said, slaying some more cannibals with her calculator.

“Hey, guys, check out my new outfit. It's perfect for fall weather and springing into action!” Leni said, using the sash on her outfit as a utility rope to lasso the cannibals and toss them to nowhere.

“I see your bet and raise you!” Luan said, kicking some cannibal butts with her jack-in-the-box style weapon and laughing.

Meanwhile, the mummified monsters was revealing themselves to be the evil river pirate La Sombra and his henchmen. Back to the battlegrounds, the Full-House Gang was still struggling with the cannibals.

“Ace! Retrieve the Corazón! We’ll handle these brutes around here!” Lori commanded.

No worry, big sis!” Lincoln agreed.

Lincoln and Clyde gave up fighting the cannibal army and proceeded to find the Corazón. Then, a slightly elderly man donning the Wild Card Willy suit came in the scene on his mini car.

“You guys get inside! We’ll get those hooligans as fast as we can!” Wilbur Huggins roared, as Lincoln and Clyde rushed into the car which suddenly started to move away.

“Bravo!!!! We’ve finally got La Corazón!!!!” La Sombra roared in pride.

Then, La Sombra and his army went to their jeep and drove far far away, chanting in victory. Unbeknownst to them, Lincoln, Clyde and Huggins were in their pursuit.

Who is that La Sombra?” Lincoln asked.

“He’s CIA and Interpol’s most wanted criminal. He has a long list of crimes: drug deals, corruption, ethnocide, genocide, animal cruelty, rape, pedophilia, nihilism, misanthropy, racism, xenophobia, holocaust apology, etc. He’s the most dangerous crime lord of Latin America. He’s got too many tricks in the sleeves to get away with these crimes.” Huggins commented.

“We’ve also got as many tricks in our sleeves!” Lincoln said.

One of La Sombra’s goons watched Lincoln, Clyde and Huggins in the jeep’s rearview mirror and shouted “Boss! Those brats and that black-coated old fart are on our asses!”

“No worries, my man! I’ve got as many tricks in my sleeves!” La Sombra gloated, stepping in the gas to move as fast as they can to evade Lincoln.

The car chase continued as longer as it could. Then, suddenly, Lincoln witnessed a sign on the road.

“Obstacle shoved down our throats!” Clyde yelled.

“Dang it!” Lincoln said.

Huggins’ vehicle stopped. Lincoln witnessed La Sombra dressed as an office-boy.

“What is the meaning of this? A road toll?” Lincoln asked.

“No, it’s Luna Loud’s dream concert. Not that it’s a road toll. Gimme three bucks and forty-seven cents. It’s a small change.” La Sombra explained.

"Jack, do you have some money with you?” Lincoln asked.

“Sadly no!” Clyde replied, in despair.

Lincoln then proceeded to research his utility pack. Among the stuff he’s stored in his pack were a chainsaw, a hammer, a wench, a carcass, a Coca-Cola can and, exactly what La Sombra demanded, the same amount of money required.

“Here, mister. The money you really wanted.” Lincoln explained, shoving the money down La Sombra’s throat.

“This money does not count here.” La Sombra corrected.

“Just take the change! I’ll just keep it for emergency purposes!” Lincoln protested.

“Sorry, but rules are rules.” La Sombra said.

“Son of a...” Lincoln growled.

Before Lincoln could say a dirty word, La Sombra has already moved to the hide spot and took off his office-boy disguise, saying “That little wannabe will take hours and hours to make some quick buck and we’ll already be far far away with our greatest and precious La Corazón!!!”

La Sombra’s goons roared in victory. Meanwhile, Huggins’ vehicle was able to get past the signs without any problems.

“That road toll fiasco was a dirty old trick and I’ve fallen on it!” Lincoln hissed, banging his hand in defeat.

“Those cheaters! Why won’t they just give up?!” Clyde asked, infuriated.

“I’m sorry for this, guys. This is not what I was expecting.” Huggins commented.

“No problem. We still have a chance of turning the tables.” Lincoln explained.

Suddenly, a caption reading “To be continued...” appeared and the whole adventure was just a comic Lincoln was reading.