User blog:007Jamesdean/Justice for Eddy

It starts with Eddy in the early morning hours. He and Luan are sleeping in the van hangout and Eddy is having a bad dream. In his dream he's seeing himself as a young kid and his older brother Tyrone is always picking on him. His brother was always mean to him growing up. He would do all kinds of horrible things to him. He would torture, tease and humiliate him. Tyrone would also rule over Peach Creek with fear. Rolf and Kevin were terrified of him the most. But Nazz thought he was a great mountain climber and a multi-talented man. Tyrone moved away and never came back and Eddy followed in his footsteps. But when the Vengeance Express happened after the Scam of The Century went totally wrong and the kids were going to beat the Ed's to within an inch of their lives because of it. At Mondo A-Go-Go seaside amusement park they met Tyrone again and everyone discovered that Tyrone was the meanest brother ever and that he beat Eddy up all the time and Eddy became a heartless and selfish jerk because of him. After he was knocked out because of Ed unhitching the door from his whale-shape mobile home the Kanker's attempted to rape the Ed's and Tyrone saved them and got the Kanker's arrested. But Tyrone wasn't finished yet.

8:00 AM.

Eddy woke up and he screamed in fear.

Luan woke up and was concerned.

Luan: Are you all right Eddy?

Eddy: What a nightmare!

Natilee opened the door to the van.

Natilee: Eddy are you okay?

Eddy: I think so.

Natilee: Did you have a nightmare about your brother and the Kankers as well as the whole Scam of The Century incident?

Eddy: Yes I did. How did you know all about that?

Natilee: My dream powers tell me all.

Luan: It's true Eddy. Natilee has powers that enable her to tell her when a person is having a bad dream.

Eddy: That's cool! But yes. That was my nightmare.

Natilee: Well it's time for breakfast guys. You can tell us all about it there.

Luan: Okay.

At breakfast they were having pancakes made by me and Lynn Sr.

Luan: You always make really good pankcakes J.D.

Me: Thanks Luan. It's a recipe I shared with Mr. Lynn.

Lynn Sr.: That's right.

Me: It's a fluffy good time in each one. A shortstack of wonder. (Rimshot)

We all laugh.

Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.

Eddy: (Laughs) That was funny.

Lynn Sr.: (Laughs) Good one.

Rachel: (Laughs) That was a good one.

Me: Thank you. So Eddy, Natilee said you had a bad dream. It was about your brother and the Kanker's.

Eddy: I did.

Marie K.L.: I can't believe I was like that. I was a monster. And it's all because of my stupid former mother.

Varie: I know Marie. Your former mother and sisters were monsters and they got what they deserved.

Rachel: It's hard to imagine that they're that evil and one was executed and Lee and May are now cursed as 100-year-old women until the day after doomsday.

Talia: I know. They are just pitiless and remorseless people.

Me: Yep. But we can't let the deeds that Eddy's brother did go unpunished. He needs to face justice for the terrible crimes he did to both the citizens of Peach Creek in General and to Eddy. No one should ever have to endure all that abuse at the hands of anyone, let alone a family member.

Lori: I agree with you on that J.D. What Eddy's brother did to him was beyond pure evil. He needs to literally face justice for his crimes.

Eddy: You would do all of this for me guys?

Me: Sure Eddy. Friends always care for eachother and help people out when they need it. Lets eat first and head out to Peach Creek. It's time for a reunion and then...It's Payback Time.

Luan: That's right!

We ate our breakfast and then we set out for Atlanta, Georgia.

(On Sacred Ground by Yanni (Live 2006) Plays)

Marie K.L. was riding Marianas and Ed and Edd were with her. Me, Varie, Rachel, Talia, Cody, Sarah, Eddy, Luan, Lincoln, Laney, Lucy, Lana, May, Manaphy, Maria, Carmen, Spiderman and Mary Jane were flying and swinging with them.

We landed in Peach Creek and saw that it was the same as when we left.

Lana: So this is where you used to live guys?

Eddy: Yep. It was home sweet home.

Edd: Until May and Lee ruined it.

Ed: Yep. Hey look it's Rolf! Hiya Rolf.

Edd: Greetings Rolf.

Eddy: What's up stretch?

Rolf: Hello Ed Boys. What brings you all out here?

Me: Hey Rolf. We're going to help Eddy get justice for him by punishing his brother..

Rolf: Eddy's brother is a monster. I can't believe he caused me to be afraid of him.

Me: I know. We won't let him get away with everything hes done to you all and Eddy. Oh you already know Marie, Luan, Lincoln, Lucy, and Laney. These are more of my friends. Marie is on the path to redemption just so you know.

They introduced themselves.

Rolf: Pleasure to meet all of you and I'm glad the blue hair former Kanker girl is on the path of light.

Marie K.L.: Thanks Rolf.

Kevin: Hey guys!

We saw Kevin, Nazz, Jimmy and Jonny.

Me: Hey guys!

Ed: Kevin! Nazz! [He hugs them tightly.]

Kevin: Ed.

Ed: Hello!

Nazz: Ed!

Ed: Hello!

Nazz: ED!

Ed: Hello!

Kevin (he and Nazz break free of the hug): Nice to see you again, Ed. But we'll need those ribs later!

Ed: Oh. Sorry. It's good to see you guys again.

Jonny: You too Ed.

Jimmy: We missed you ya big lug.

Sarah: Jimmy!

Jimmy: Sarah!

Sarah and Jimmy hugged and were reunited for the first time in almost a year.

Jimmy: I missed you Sarah!

Sarah: Me too Jimmy.

Me: You two must be Jonny 2X4 and Jimmy.

Jonny: That's right J.D. We heard all about your adventures all over the world and they are awesome!

Jimmy: It's all so much fun.

Kevin: So what brought you all back to Peach Creek?

Me: Payback against Eddy's Brother. We're gonna make sure that he faces justice for his crimes against Peach Creek.

Kevin: What he did was completely unacceptable and that makes him the biggest dork of them all.

Eddy: Took the words right out of my mouth Kev.

Luan: We're gonna show him the Light. (Laughs) Get it? But seriously he will pay for his crimes.

We all laugh at Luan's pun.

Me: That was a good one Luan.

Jimmy: (Laughs) Luan your jokes are funny.

Sarah: Her jokes always crack us up Jimmy.

Laney: So how are we gonna go after Eddy's Brother?

Me: We'll build makeshift weapons and arm ourselves for battle. First tell your parents and let them know of all the terrible crimes Eddy's Brother has done. By the way Eddy what's your brothers name?

Eddy: Tyrone.

Me: Intimidating. Lets get to work. We set out for Mondo A Go Go Seaside Amusement Park in 2 hours.

Varie: Right.

Talia: Lets get ready.

We start making guns, swords, rifles, bazookas and more out of everyday objects.

Eddy was on the phone with his dad, Jack.

Jack: Are you serious son?

Eddy: Yes dad. Tyrone has been a monster to me ever since I was 5. I was afraid to tell you because he threatened me. He beat me up all the time until he moved out.

Jack: Oh son. I had no idea you were in a lot of pain because of him. We were too blind to notice and now we realize that we punished you all those times for nothing. It was because of Tyrone. Sure he may have taught you some things and everything about them was a lie but what he did cannot go unpunished.

Eddy: I know dad. We're going over to Mondo A Go Go to bring justice to him.

Jack: I had a feeling you would son. Go get him and we'll be right down to see that he gets what's coming to him.

Eddy: Thanks dad.

I walked up to him.

Eddy: My mom and dad are coming to see him when we arrest him.

Me: All right. That's gonna take a few hours though. You all set Eddy?

Eddy: Ready.

Kevin: We're all set J.D.

Me: Okay. You guys are gonna love our rides. (Whistles)

Horse winnies were heard and a bunch of fireballs came out of the sky and they turned and landed on the street. They were a bunch of Ponyta and a Rapidash.

May: Ponyta and Rapidash.

Me: Yep.

I get on Rapidash.

Me: We are gonna be Eddy's Avenging Angels and our mission is to bring justice to Tyrone.

Everyone got on a Ponyta.

May: This is gonna be awesome.

Manaphy: It sure is.

(Ghost Riders in The Sky by Spiderbait plays)

Me: Yep. Watch out Tyrone. We're coming for you. Lets ride!

We were off. We were going to Mondo A Go Go at a blazing speed that not even the police radar guns could follow us.

We rode 100 miles to Mondo A Go Go Seaside Amusement Park and we arrived in 3 hours.

Me: Here we are guys.

Luan: So this is Mondo A Go Go. It's like the boardwalk on the New Jersey Shore.

Edd: That's a good similarity Luan.

Rachel: Everything looks like fun here.

Varie: It sure does.

Me: Yeah. This place would be perfect for Lake Huron or Lake St. Clair. Eddy you know where he lives here right?

Eddy: I sure do. Follow me.

Eddy lead us to the trailers and he showed us Tyrone's trailer. It was a Whale-Shape house.

Eddy: There it is.

Me: It's a trailer shaped like a whale.

Lana: That is cool! But I don't think Lola would like living in a house like that.

Laney: No she wouldn't Lana. She's more like a princess in a beautiful castle type girl.

Varie: That's right.

Me: All right. Lets get his attention. Fire a bowling ball at the door.

Kevin: Right.

Kevin readied his bowling ball bazooka and aimed it at the front door. He fired.

KABOOM!!!!

A bowling ball went flying faster than a bullet fired from a gun. It crashed into the trailer and knocked it over.

WHAM! CRASH!

Me: Whoa! That was powerful. I didn't know that it would knock it over.

Kevin: I guess we built our weapons to well.

Talia: Yeah.

The door came open and we drew our weapons and stood right to fire.

Tyrone came out and he saw us.

Tyrone: What the? Pipsqueak? What are you all doing here?

Eddy: We didn't come here to chat. We came here for revenge.

Me: Tyrone you are gonna pay for everything you've done to Peach Creek and your brother Eddy.

Eddy: Yeah!

Eddy's brother: This is about me abusing you, isn't it? I thought we put that all behind us.

Spidey: Like he's gonna forget about all the times you treated him like trash!

Eddy's Brother: Well, he should still be thanking me. (to Eddy) When the Kankers had you and your friends cornered, they were about to rape you. But I stopped them at the last minute. I saved your life!

Eddy: Will you shut up about that!? Ever since that moment, you were throwing that in my face, like it's something to be proud of. Newsflash, you only helped out at the last moment! You abused me, man. You made me scam so many people and made me cause so much property damage!

Luan: He's got a point!

Eddy's Brother: Is that what she's been filling your head with, pipsqueak? Sentiment? It's only made you soft in here! Right here! (points to his chest and pushes Eddy back)

I punch him in the face and he lands on the ground.

Me: You won't lay a hand on Eddy ever again you jerk!

Nazz: Yeah! What you've been doing to all of us was not cool!

Tyrone: Well yeah. Wait a second. Aren't you the blue hair Kanker Girl that was arrested for hurting my brother?

Marie K.L.: I was released for good behavior. My former mother poisoned my mind with lies and made me into a psychopathic monster with no conscience. Bebe Kanker was executed for Capital Murder and May and Lee were sent to prison for eternity as old women until the day after doomsday! I will never forgive Bebe, Lee or May for everything they did.

Luan: But I helped her realize that she was that monster.

Marie K.L.: Yes. Thanks for that Luan. I owe you for helping me realize the truth.

Luan: No problem Marie.

Eddy: That's right. You made my life a living nightmare Tyrone. It's payback time!

Kevin: Yeah!

Jonny: Lets get him guys!

Plank:

Jonny: Plank says the same thing!

Jimmy: I've got your knuckle sandwich with a side of black eye right here! (Shows his fist)

Sarah: I'm gonna turn you into cold cuts!

Laney: It's Butt-Kicking Time!

We fired our weapons and hit him with ketchup, mustard, mayonaise, rotten fruit, vegetables and eggs and bowling balls.

Eddy: Hold your fire! The rest is mine.

Nazz (grins as Ed Zilla is heard roaring): I know that roar!

Ed Zilla landed next to the heroes.

Rolf (in awe): The beast has returned!

Kevin (gives Ed Zilla a thumbs up): Welcome back, big guy!

Ed Zilla (smiles): It's good to be back!

Jimmy: He can talk now?

Luan: It's a long story.

Me: Yep.

Tyrone was cleaning himself off.

Eddy: Hey bro. Lets play Uncle!

Tyrone: Back for more huh?

Eddy: Yep.

Eddy grabbed Tyrone's leg and twisted it around like a spring and Tyrone was in a lot of pain.

Tyrone: UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!

Eddy: Say what?

Tyrone: UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!

Kevin: Yeah show him no mercy Eddy!

Luan: Yeah!

Eddy: Try this next bro! Atomic Wedgie!

Eddy pulled Tyrone's up and over his head.

Tyrone: YEEEOOOWWW!!!!!!

Varie: Yeah!

Luan: Those are the Boxers of Glory! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?

We all laugh.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan.

Jonny: (Laughs) Oh that's a good one! You're killing me!

Eddy: Now for this. Wet Willie!

Eddy licked his finger and covered it with his spit and stuck it in Tyrone's ear.

Rachel: EEEWWWW!

Lana: That was cool!

Tyrone was disgusted by that.

Eddy then held Tyrone in a headlock.

Eddy: Now for this. MEGA NOOGIE!!!!

Eddy put steel wool gloves on and gave Tyrone a nasty noogie that left his head bleeding.

Police sirens were suddenly heard.

Me: Looks like the cavalry has arrived.

Laney: Yep.

The cars pulled in and the cops came out and slapped the cuffs on Tyrone.

Officer: Tyrone, you are under arrest for assault & battery, child abuse, animal cruelty and abuse, fraud and menacing.

Tyrone: You got me officers.

As they took him away Tyrone stopped them.

Tyrone: Wait. I want to say something to my brother before you take me away.

Officer: All right. But make it quick.

Eddy: Bro, thank you for saving us from the Kankers all those years ago. But you still need to serve time for what you did to me. I'm sorry.

Tyrone (smiles): I'm sorry too, pipsqueak. Sorry I wasn't the best brother to you. But I am proud of the man that you've become.

Eddy: Thanks bro. I love you. Never forget that.

Tyrone: I won't.

They hugged again and Tyrone was taken away.

Me: You were awesome Eddy.

Kevin: That was so choice dude.

Luan: Eddy Bear you were amazing.

Eddy: Thanks My Angel Queen of Comedy. (To us) Thanks guys. I got my justice and our nightmare is over.

Varie: You said it Eddy.

Edd: Tyrone will never terrorize the cul de sac or us ever again.

May: No he won't.

Manaphy: Good riddence.

Me: Yep.

Back home in Michigan we were telling everyone about what we did in Atlanta.

Lori: I can't believe that Tyrone is that bad.

Luna: No kidding dudes. He gives brothers everywhere a really bad name.

Lynn: Yeah. I may play rough with Lincoln but he took things way too far.

Shannon: He sure did.

Carmen: My sister plays rough with me too but she does it because she loves me.

Maria: You know it squirt. (Tickles Carmen and she laughs)

Me: Well he got what was coming to him.

Talia: He sure did.

Tyrone was found guilty on all charges. He was sentenced to 56 years in the Georgia Prison System and was ordered to pay $20,000,000 in restitution to Eddy.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for the lines for the chapter. Thanks for that man. We never got Eddy's Brother's name so I had to make one up for him. Eddy's brother was a major league jerk to him and he turned Eddy into a selfish greedy jerk because of him. But Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.

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