Thread:Aartistboy714/@comment-31541999-20170719065214/@comment-31323774-20170727011046

Jokeman20 wrote: Wretched: [hostle] Who's there?!

Luna: [scared] It's Luna.

Luan: [scared] Luan. [as Mr. Coconuts] And Mr. Coconuts. Wretched: (threatening) Oh good! More punching bags!

(Everyone except Luna and Luan back away from the door)

Lola: (sniff) Good luck.

(They both enter to see "Lincoln"  in his room, giving the two an evil glare.)

Wretched: Listen, I don't understand why you came in here. You just saw what happen to them, so unless you got something "interesting", you're gonna get the same thing!

Luna: (scared) L-Listen Lincoln, we just want to say-

Wretched: "Oh, I just want to say sorry, please come back to normal, WA WA WA!" Listen, i'm not gonna forgive anyone!

Luan: But-

Wretched: (to Luan): You shouldn't be talking "jokester" because you have a LOT of problems! First things first, your jokes are TERRIBLE! Do you ever notice that everyone groans to your jokes? No, well open your eyes then! Also, your "pranks" are HARMFUL! [http://theloudhouse.wikia.com/wiki/April_Fools_Rules You basically rigged up the house with harmful pranks! You made me get attacked by raccoons! You basically gave me a concussion! You setted up mouse traps to snap at me, and there's more for that!] [http://theloudhouse.wikia.com/wiki/Fool%27s_Paradise You managed to manipulate Dad so you can keep pranking us! ] Your "pranks" are not funny in anyway and you have potential to kill one of us!

(Luan is starting to cry at Wretched comment)

Luan: (crying) I n-never meant for my p-pranks to get that chaotic!

(Wretched then looks over at Luna, who have a shocked and worry face)

Wretched: (To Luna) Don't think you're going away scott free! You got bunch of problems as well! First things first, you NEVER stop playing your stupid heavy metal! Everytime I wake up, i'm forced to hear that! Every second of my life is constantly blocked out from heavy metal! Not only that, you claim to be my "gardian" but you treat me like trash! You tore me apart because of a seat in the car! You blamed me for clogging the toliet! [http://theloudhouse.wikia.com/wiki/It%27s_a_Loud,_Loud,_Loud,_Loud,_House You beat me up because of a STUPID QUARTER! Not only that, you blasted me out of your room with SPEAKERS!] FOR CORN SAKE, SPEAKER! YOU COULD'VE CAUSED ME TO BREAK MY NECK! Have you ever thought of that?! What if you KILLED me at that point?! How would you feel?! Would you even CARE?! Would you even be upset that i'm GONE?! WOULD IT EVEN MAKE A DIFFERENCE SINCE I'M THE ODD ONE OUT?!

(Luna is sobbing at this point from his awful rant)

Luna: (sobbing) I-I don't know what I was t-thinking at that point! I was so driven to get that stash that I didn't even hear you try to help! Oh dude, you don't know what pain it would be if I lost you there! I wouldn't be able to even forgive myself for such a selfish act! Please Lincoln, we're sorry for everything we've ever did! Please come back!!!

(Both Luan and Luna were on their knees, sobbing, Wretched just stared at them, with a grin on his face)

Wretched: Well, look at it here. We got some real jokesters here. You really think you can prove anything with that?! You're not making any progress with anything!

(He grabs both of them, making them stand up and punches both of them in the gut)

Luna/Luan: (in pain) Oof!

(Wretched then notices Mr. Coconut on the ground, he picks it up and starts taunting with it)

Wretched: (laughs to himself) Oh how cute.

(In one swift move, he snaps the puppet in half, with Luan looking on with shock)

Luan: (sobbing) NOO!

(Before anything else can happen, he swiftly opens the door and kicks them both out with the family looking on with shock)

Wretched: (hostile) Well, I hope you all learned a lesson! You can't get rid of me!

(He laughs maniacally as he slams the door)

Wow that was fun to write!