User blog:FirstDrellSpectre/Fanfiction - Sister Envy

My 29th fanfiction. Sequel to YoshiRocker13's "Who is it?" I give YoshiRocker13 credit for the original idea.

Synopsis


After Lincoln declares Lucy is his favorite sister rest of his sisters get either sad or mad at him.

Story
Lincoln was sitting in his room reading manga in underwear when he heard knocking to his door.

Lincoln: [getting dressed] One moment please.

Lucy: Hello, big brother.

Lincoln: Hey, Lucy. What's up? Need some help with new poem?

Lucy: No, I had a totally dark nightmare. I need to talk about with you.

Lincoln: If you believe it will make you feel better. Why always me and not Lynn?

Lucy: She only knows how to solve problems with strength and we both know it won't help anyhow.

Lincoln: And you came to me thinking I know how to help?

Lucy: Because you won't laugh from me like her.

Lincoln: Alright, I'm listening.

15 minutes later.

Lincoln: [terrified] Oh, this is almost as scary as "the Harvester".

Lucy: I feel better now. Sorry that you feel worse because of me.

Lincoln: I think it's time for you to give yourself a break from darkness and those horror stories. How about reading manga together?

Lucy: You know what? I'll go even further and try Princess Pony.

Lincoln: [taking a book from under his bed] Here you are.

Lucy: Thank you for storing my Princess Pony books. It's perfect to hide them from Lynn.

Lincoln: Lie down on my bed next to me. We will both read what we like.

Lucy: [smile]

30 minutes later.

Lincoln: Since when have you been reading those books?

Lucy: I was a fan of the series before I became a goth. Then great grandma Harriet introduced me to spiritism and then... then...

Lincoln: Alright, you don't need to finish. Sorry I asked. I was supposed to be your guardian but I failed and that's why you are what you are.

Lucy: At least you don't judge me like the sisters, you don't tell me to change. Only with you I can truely be myself. Only you accept me what I am like so I repay you by the same.

Lincoln: I know and I'm glad for this. I'm still sorry I didn't play with you often enough when we were younger. I was supposed to be your guardian.

Lucy: You are a goof guardian as you defend me from bullies at school and you play with me as I like.

Lincoln: Thank you for this. [they hugged each other smiling]

Lola came to Lincoln's room without knocking.

Lola: Lincoln, I need your...[she zoomed her eyes] Oh, no. [laugh] Girls! To Lincoln's room!

Lori: What's going on, Lola? Oh... [laugh] This is literally pathetic, twerp. You read that abomination Princess Pony to Lucy?

Lynn: Golden medal for lameness! [laugh]

Lola: Are you trying to make our Miss Gloom and Doom a fan of that monstrosity?! You're dumber than I thought!

Luna: Sooner you catch lightning to flask, pony bro. [laugh]

Lisa: Only a freak of nature can like Princess Pony.

Leni: Wait, if Lincoln is a freak of nature does it makes us freaks of nature too?

Lola: [angry] What did you just say?

Leni: Eeh, I meant... [laugh]

Lincoln: I don't remember I let you go to my room.

Lori: You're so lame you can't allow or ban anybody to do.

As the sisters continue to histerically laugh from Lincoln he gets blushed and heartbroken. Lucy saw tears appearing in her brother's eyes and decided to sit idly no longer.

Lucy: BOOOOOO!

All sisters screamed terrified by Lucy.

Lucy: Stop mocking my brother! I can't stand and watch how you torture him.

Lynn: It's his fault because he reads this rubbish. He deserves good beat for being so lame.

Lola: I'll call Ronnie Anne, she's too good for a freak like him.

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne has nothing to do with that!

Lucy: Enough! Lincoln doesn't read Princess Pony, he just keeps my books from you.

Sisters: Oh!

Lynn: You Lucy and Princess Pony. [laugh] I've never heard funnier joke!

Luan: I heard that!

Lynn: I know!

Lola: And I thought the twerp is a freak, you two are perfect match!

The sisters histericaly laughed from Lucy who began to cower in shame and began histerically cry and Lincoln couldn't watch this so the shielded her with his own body.

Lincoln: Stop! Stop laughing from Lucy!

Because they didn't hear him, he took a drastic measure. He pricked himself with pencil to scream loudly to make the sisters stop.

Lincoln: You're disgusting jerks! You never learn from your mistakes! I thought after the bet about annoying habits we all agreed to accept our differences.

Lola: No tolarance for such monstrocity! This is an exception.

Lincoln: No, that's hypocisy! [he grabbed Lola's tiara]

Lola: Hey!

Lincoln: This tiara was given to you as Miss Honesty, you hypocrisy makes you unworthy. [he broke Lola's tiara with his hands much to Lola's horror]

Lola: You shouldn't have done this!

Lucy: Boo! [she spooked Lola and other sisters] Or what will you do to him? You are just an annoying little girl. You call Princess Pony a monstosity but you are the monster in human skin!

Lincoln: You asked me once who is my favorite sister. Here is my answer! It's Lucy because we both accept each other and she never mocks me unlike you all!

Luan: We were just making fun!

Lincoln: Do you see me or Lucy having fun? I'm surprised how Lucy and I can be related to such jerks! Till this moment I loved you all equally, now my love is for Lucy. You are no longer welcome in my room! [he slamed door to his room]

Lori: That twerp literally kicked us from his room!

Lola: How this jerk dares to call us jerks?! I'll beat him for this.

Leni: [she stoped Lola] No, you won't beat anybody! He's right to be mad at us. [she began crying] We were jerks to both our siblings and just because they like something we don't.

Luna: He said Lucy is his favorite sister. What does she has what I don't?

Luan: I feel sad, so sad I can't make even a simple joke.

Lynn: Unbelievable my roommate and my favorite brother backstabbed me. Lana, do you want to help me pay him back?

Lana: I'm too sad to be mad at him.

Lisa: Doesn't matter for me. He doesn't have to like me as long as he's a competent lab asisstant. Now if you excuse me I have an experiment to perfrom.

The sisters came to their rooms. In Lisa's room Lily cried awoken.

Lisa: Oh, I'm sorry our heated argument woke you up. [she took Lily on her arms] Please, calm down, Lily. I hope tommorow he'll be better.

Lori and Leni went to their room and detected Leo was crying.

Lori: Great! We woke our baby bro up. [she took Leo on her arms] Don't cry Leo. It's over.

Leo: Waah! Sniff!

Lori: Leni, help me. I'm too angry to calm Leo.

Leni: And I am too sad but OK. [she took Leo from Lori]

Leo: Sniff.

Leni: I'm sorry, baby bro. I should have known you dislike when we argue.

Lori: The true argument will began tommorow. Lincoln will literally remember how does favoring one over others hurts!

Leni: Why are you angry? We brought this on ourselves.

Lori: I look after him whole his life and he tells me such ungrateful things! I'm going to give him payback. Are you with me?

Leni: I have no money. Besides I have to make Leo sleep. There, there, I won't be a jerk to you like I was to Lincoln.

In Luna and Luan's room Luan lied down on her bed crushed and Luna was even more crushed so she tried to express her sadness trough strings of her guitar.

Luan: Are you going to change style from rock to blues?

Luna: I can't believe it. My own brother told me he doesn't love me, me his guardian sister.

Luan: He only said he loves Lucy the most. We laughed from him and then from her and he acted as her guardian.

Luna: I am a terrible guardian sister. He fills his role of a guardian brother better than me.

Luan: I got used to others laughing from me. To comedians laugh is a reward. I didn't predict they can act otherwise.

Luna: I hope he'll forgive me tommorow.

Luan: Me too. I really shall know where is a limit of dignity in making fun from others.

Luna: Why didn't I bring myself to stop laughing? What made me mock them?

Luan: I really like to have fun with him, I want him back!

Luna: I feel like in my heart was a big hole. I feel so empty inside without him.

Lucy came to her room to see it's devastated by Lynn who was expressing her anger.

Lynn: You stole my favorite bro from me! You backstabbed me!

Lucy: Me? You're so immature to blame others and not see your own guilt! You mistreated us both and you wonder why you aren't most beloved.

Lynn: That's even more disgusting than Princess Pony! How can you read this?! I can't understand.

Lucy: I see more disgusting is making fun of your younger siblings! That's what I can't understand.

Lynn: I love playing with him and that's how he repays me! It's your fault! You must have infected his mind with those pony books!

Lucy: And you still don't understand! He never read it, he didn't want you to make fun of me so he pretended he reads this. But you know what? I can't stand you making laugh of me! I'm taking my stuff and moving to Lincoln, a brother who trully loves me!

Lynn: Just great! I have no brother and no roomate now! I'm so frustrated I wanna hit the wall!

In room of the twins they argued as always.

Lana: [depressed] How could he say he loves only Lucy? I've always loved him.

Lola: Meh, they are both freaks deserving each other.

Lana: Don't you ever say such things! All started from making fun of them! Now we lost them both.

Lola: I don't mind them. nobody destroys my tiara and survives. If you feel as bad as I do then help me make their life miserable.

Lana: I'm not in the mood. If you want revenge, have it without me.

Lola: Your choice, your lose.

Lucy knocked to Lincoln's door.

Lucy: After what Lynn did I don't want to share room with her. Please let me live with you.

Lincoln: Fine, but I have only one bed.

Lucy: I have own pillow and blanket.

Lincoln: Then come in.

Lucy: Thank you. [she kissed him in cheek]

Lincoln: Rule No.1, you don't touch my stuff.

Lucy: Don't worry, I'm not like Lynn.

Lincoln and Lucy lied down next to each other under 2 blankets. The brother quickly slept but the sisters had trouble with sleeping.

Lucy: Ehem.

Lincoln: Aaah! What?!

Lucy: I can't sleep, can you embrace me? When I was younger you often hugged me to make me sleep.

Lincoln: Aren't you too old for this?

Lucy: Says the boy who has a plush bunny.

Lincoln: Alright, come here.

Lucy: It's so warm. [she hugged Lincoln, smiled and she went sleep]

Lincoln: Yes, it's so warm. [he hugged Lucy back and went sleep]

Lincoln had headphones to not hear Lucy's snoring. Lucy dreamed about old times when she was a baby and Lincoln was her only companion when rest of the sisters were at school. Next morning Lucy woke up Lincoln making him scream.

Lincoln: Morning Lucy.

Lucy: Morining, Brother. I slept better than ever and I had a beautiful dream.

Lincoln: [surprised] Dream, not nightmare?

Lucy: [sarcastically] Do you think I have only dark thoughts? I have happy memories as well. As toddlers we played often with Lynn when other sisters were at school.

Lincoln: I'm surprised you talk about such things.

Lucy: I am not as dark as I claim to be and you know that better than others.

Lincoln: Let's get up because we'll be last in the bathroom.

Lucy: Right.

Lincoln: Oh no. I'm the last again. I hate it so much.

Lucy: I got used to, you also will eventually.

Lincoln was eating breakfast with the elder sisters at same table. Lori and Lynn were looking with hostility on him. He detected it and with disapointed face focused on his plate. Luna, Luan and Leni were sad on his sight. Lucy was eating breakfast with younger siblings, the twins looked on her with hostility and the rest were focused on their plates.

Lola: Pony freak! You must really have a black heart to read such horrors. I'd rather day than read this abomination!

Lana: You stole my brother.

Lucy: Eh? Did you say something?

Lana and Lola: [angry] Aaaah! Don't ignore me!

Lucy: After how you teased me yesterday ignoring is the only thing I'm gonna do to you.

After breakfast Lincoln and Lucy were hanging out. They were together doing many activities like reading manga, writting poems, playing video games, and playing voodoo dolls. Rest of the sisters were observing them and had various emotions about it. Lori summoned all sisters sans Lucy to her room.

Lori: As you see Lincoln and Lucy keep ignoring us since yesterday.

Leni: This is terrible. They don't talk to us and refuse to be with us.

Lynn: She also moved to him. He doesn't want to play with me.

Luan: He no longer wants to be my clown asisstant.

Luna: If that keeps going he'll be a spooky crazy freak like her or she'll be a comic geek like him.

Lana: Oh, no. I don't want another Lucy instead of Lincoln.

Luan: I suggest to make our brother think we are better companions than Lucy so he could interact with us again.

Lola: Meh, better to make their life miserable for ignoring us!

Lori: So we have 2 concepts of solving the situation. Who supports Luan's idea?

Luan, Luna, Leni and Lana made their hands up.

Lori: Who supports Lola's idea?

Lori, Lola and Lynn made their hands up.

Lori: Lisa, why don't you vote?

Lisa: It's senseless, he doesn't have to like me. I need him as an asisstant,

Luna: You can't just leave undecided?

Lisa: Watch me! I'm not undecided, I just don't support any of those ridiculous ideas.

Lola: My idea isn't stupid!

Lisa: Lily and Leo also agree with me. Now I'm taking the babies because they don't want to hear your senseless argument.

Lynn: You can be only with us or against us.

Lisa: I am neutral.

Luna: Great. We're shared on three groups. Alright, who who want to help me, follow me to my room.

Lori stayed with Lynn and Lola in her room when rest left.

Lori: Did you see how much fun they have together?

Lynn: Both refused to play with me but they like playing with each other.

Lola: They just ignore us. They must pay for this!

Lori: They don't even bother to speak to us.

Lola: If they refuse to hang out with us and have fun then they won't have any fun at all.

Lynn: Let's ruin all their activities they do together.

Lola: Did you just come with a good idea?

Lori: Then you'll observe them and inform us about what they do. Then Lola and I will figure out how to ruin their fun.

Lola: That will remind them that we still exist.

In same time Luna, Luan, Leni and Lana came to Luna and Luan's room. They were discussing what to do next.

Leni: I love him since he was born and now his love to me is gone.

Luna: I thought he loves me the most for protecting him when he was young and the fun I deliver to him.

Luan: We really shall not laugh from them, but if they didn't read those atrocities we wouldn't have a reason.

Lana: Lincoln reminded us about accepting differences and he was right. How can he accept us if we don't accept him?

Luna: I'd give up my guitar to restore Lincoln's respect.

Leni: Then give him the guitar, then he may respect you again.

Luna: He wouldn't accept it. He prefers to spend time with that crazy nightmare worshipper than with cool rocking big sis like me.

Leni: Is there any other sister like you?

Luna: [facepalm] No, what does this crow has what I don't?

Leni: Since when Lucy is a crow? I thought she's a human. But wait! You think only about yourself!

Luan: Right! That's not only your problem, so show some support! I want him to play Mr Coconut and Col Crackers again.

Lana: And I want him to take care my pets with me. Izzy and El Diablo miss him.

Leni: I just want him to be with me. If only Lucy wasn't around him.

Luan: Hey, that's it! We must show our brother that we are better sisters than he gives us credit.

Lisa: What credit? He doesn't even have a credit card.

Luan: [facepalm] I mean we must proove we are nicer and friendlier than Lucy.

Lana: I like that idea but how?

In Lincoln's room Lucy and her brother were playing a card game.

Lucy: Oh, come on. I'm out of cards. I lost again.

Lincoln: But you play better and better with each match.

Lucy: I like Bestiary but I'm done with losing this game!

Lincoln: I lost 4 times before I learnt how to play in this strategy game. You know what? I'm glad that you stood up for me when the sisters mocked me for the books.

Lucy: I just couldn't stand and watch how they mistreat you. I had to do something even if I knew they will start mocking me.

Lincoln: I do appreciate your sacriface. I can't believe such loud and disrespectful jerks can be our sisters. How could I not notice this earlier?

Lucy: Because your optimism clouded your judgement. Sorry you lost your happy illusion.

Lincoln: After they revealed their true colours I rather hang out only with you now. You always were honest with me, well most of the time.

Lucy: I know. I feel so good that when I am with you I don't have to hide anything, I can be myself like never before.

Lincoln: What do you wish to do now?

Lucy: Please give me a manicure.

Lincoln: Of course. Give me your hand.

Lucy: Thanks, brother.

Lincoln: You know? Bestiary isn't just a card game. It's also a smartphone game Bestiary Go.

Lucy: What's the difference?

Lincoln: You walk with phone in the real world and seek for them so you could catch them.

Lucy: You just intrigued me. I'd like to pet some spectres, vampires and undeads.

Lincoln: I prefer elementals and dragons.

Lincoln and Lucy left room and met Lisa.

Lincoln: What do you want? To luagh from us again?

Lisa: No, I just wanted to say "Hi" and ask you to asisst me in my new experiment.

Lincoln: No.

Lisa: Excuse me?

Lucy: Can you really blame him after yesterday? You aren't really smart if you think anybody help you after your mocking.

Lisa: Lincoln, we don't have to like each other. I need you because only you are competent enough to asisst me.

Lincoln: You should have thought about it before you mocked me and Lucy. And you're very wrong to think we don't have to like each other. Mutual respect is necessary for cooperation.

Lisa: Who shall asisst me now?

Lucy: And that's not our problem. You taunted me for a book you don't like but you know what? I loathe opera, there is nothing but screaming on stage.

Lisa: Hey! Don't you dare to mock opera!

Lincoln: Now you've proven your hypocrisy. We never taunted you for opera despite we don't like it and you couldn't bring yourself to not talk trash about the pony book. If you want to be respected then show respect first. If you don't get it then it means you know nothing.

Lisa: Nothing? I have a Noble price and a PhD! It disproves your statement!

Lucy: All I see is an arrogant girl for zero knowledge of respect.

Lincoln: Now if you excuse me, we have some beasts to catch.

After Lincoln and Lucy left, Lisa fell on knees and felt very stupid, so stupid that she lost desire to work in her lab. Lincoln and Lucy were walking trough park,

Lucy: There is Fleder. Let me catch it.

Lincoln: Fine, do your best.

Lucy: Here you go! Sigh, I must try again. Dang it It's so inconvinient!

Lincoln: Don't rush then it will work.

Lucy: Here you go! Gotcha! We have Fleder!

Lincoln: This vampire is a common beast, attacks both humans and animals. Despite their little intelligence they are dangerous.

Lucy: Cool and wicked.

Lincoln: This game is awesome but little tiring. Let's sit on this bench.

Lucy: I'm bit tired too. Ahh, such a nice day without the mean sisters.

Suddenly both Lincoln and Lucy were attacked with water baloons. They looked around to see who did this.

Lincoln: Now everyone is looking at us and laugh.

Lucy: Let's leave this park.

Lola: [hidden in bush] Ha! Not such nice day, huh?

Lynn: [hidden in bush] The days just started. We have a lot to ruin today.

Lucy and Lincoln went to makk, they tried to buy tickets to cinema but Lori bribed the ticket seller to not sell them. Lucy tried to go to goth shop but Lola poured pink sparkle on her head, making her hair pink sparkling. Goth shop owner kicked her out because he couldn't take her seriously. Lincoln tried to go into comic shop but Lynn in disguise of Ace Savvy attacked him, discouraging him to go there. Disapointed Lucy went to bathroom to clean herself from the sparkle. After she washed her head there were no paper tissues left and drier was broken. After she left Lori revealed herself smiling in sinister way because she was holding all tissues. Sad Lucy sat on bench in the mall. Lincoln detected her and purchased a white sugar cotton for her much to her joy. Lincoln sat next to her while she was eating the sugar cotton. Lynn sneaked behind them and tied Lincoln's shoestrings together. When Lincoln stood up and tried to go he fell on his face. Lucy helped him to stand up and he untied his shoestrings.

Lincoln: I'm sorry I brought you here.

Lucy: It's not your fault we are unlucky here.

Lori: [disguised as a fortune teller] Come to me, children of white and black hair.

Lucy: Brother, come to her.

Lincoln: You know what I think of fortune telling.

Lucy: But she has no cards but a crystal ball.

Lincoln: I won't pay for this.

Lori: [in her head] Very good, they are arguing.

Lucy: [disappointed] Fine, I'll do it without you.

Lori: $ 40.

Lucy: You're a froud! On this sign is written $ 5!

Lori: Prices get up.

Lincoln: Wait a minute. Lori!

Lori: My name is Madame Mańana.

Lincoln: Oh yeah? And I am Roberto Alejandro Martinez-Millan Luis Santiago...

Lori: Oh, Bobby Boo-boo Bear!

Lincoln: ...Senior. I knew Lori would react like this.

Lucy: You! Wait! Same scent of flowers I smelled in bathroom. You took the paper tissues!

Lincoln: Are bad things that happened to us also your doings?!

Lori: [sarcastically] Don't blame me for all misfortunes.

Lucy: I will tell you a fortune. Tomorrow you have one sister and one brother less.

Lincoln: Lucy, let's leave. That jerk is not worth it.

Lucy and Lincoln left the mall and were detected Lynn and Lola holding a box with rotten tomatoes.

Lynn and Lola: La Tomatina! [they threw tomatoes to Lincoln and Lucy]

Lincoln: Ehh! Gross.

Lucy: It doesn't even remind blood.

Lincoln: We'll reach the pranksters by following drops of the tomato juice.

Lola: Oh, no! We're busted.

Lucy: Why can't you just leave us alone?

Lynn: Now you'll remember us!

Lincoln: Try to remember this! [he took a rotten tomato and smeared it on Lynn's face]

Lynn: Oh, so you want a war.

Lucy: Boo!

Lola and Lynn: Aaah! [They jumped out of fear and fell to box of tomatoes]

Lincoln: More a blitzkrieg we just won!

TBC

Trivia

 * I couldn't stand the sisters laughing from Lincoln because of his hobbies in Sleuth and Consequences. I wanted the sisters to feel bad for such disrespectful attitude. That's why I gave this as a reason for Lincoln declaring Lucy is his favorite sister.
 * I always thought  Lucy could be the closest sibling to Lincoln because they both don't like the sisters teasing them.
 * Bestiary Go is as a reference to game Pokemon Go but the creatures are based on monsters from Witcher. The card game Lucy and Lincoln were playing was Gwent form Witcher. Bestiary Go is a hybrid of Pokemon and Witcher.