User blog:Buttercuptiger1800/Trip to vessel

Trip to Vessel

(At loud house, Luna and Lynn walk outside and see Lincoln who sneak to truck)

"What are you doing?" Luna ask.

"Lori took Vanzilla, so I'm going to get Dairyland!" Lincoln said and climb in pickup truck.

"Dairyland! We can join?" Luna said.

"Sure!" Lincoln said.

As Luna and Lynn jump in pickup truck, man walk to the truck to drive away.

"We are go!" Lincoln, Lynn and Luna says.

Few minutes later, music from the truck cause Lynn yawn.

"Boy, music make us tired" Lynn said.

"Me too" Lincoln said before he got fall asleep

Lynn and Luna got fall asleep too

Three hour later, they wake up and notice themselves were in middle of road.

"We are sleep for three hour!!" Lincoln said.

The trunk hit bump road cause they fall off of the truck.

They watch truck drive away.

"Agh! We're lost in middle of road." Lynn said

"Yes, if Clyde and his dads will not go on vacation, I will ask him to borrow his dads' car." Lincoln said.

"Look like we better start walk." Luna said.

They start walk on ground. Few minutes, they was hungry and tired.

"Boy we was so hungry!" Lynn pant.

"Look! The town" Lincoln said.

"It called Vessel" Luna said as she read the sign.

"We will go to find foods!" Lynn said then they runs to Vessel.

They went in bars. Lynn get Mac and cheese, Lincoln get burger and Luna get Hotdog. Luna drink wine too much cause her get drunk. Luna see young boy sat next to her. They chatted and drank their cola. When the music started playing. Luna immadiatelly started dancing. After dance Luna's new pal took her hand and they began kissing.

Some time later, the Loud checked into a motel nearby. Lincoln and Lynn were carrying drunken Luna when they entered their motel room.

"Let's not dilly dally. Get Lois on the my cellphone so we can get Vessel out of here." Lincoln said.

"AUAUAhasdaskifasdfasdmadloh" Luna said before she fell.

"Oh that pretty, Luna don't wear her underwear." Lincoln said.

He covered Luna's crotch with a lamp shade. Lynn picked up her cellphone.

"Hello?" Rita answered.

"Mom it's Lynn." Lynn replied.

"Lynn! Where the heck are you, Luna and Lincoln? - asked Mom - Are you alright?

"Mom we're safe but in deep trouble. Luna, Lincoln and I try go to Dairyland but we are ended in Vessel." Lynn said.

"How you and your sister and brother will return?" Rita ask.

"I'm don't know! But we will return to Royal wood in few day." Lynn said.

"Ok have fun!" Rita said.

Lynn hanging up the phone and see few tape on table.

"I have few tape, we watch...Fairly odd parent movie or Spongeben movie or It's the Great Pumpkin, Hound Brown". Lynn said.

"I want to watch Spongeben movie" Lincoln said.

"Later that night, Lynn and Lincoln were kept awake by two men doing some drug dealing behind the wall of their bed.

"You got the stuff?" One man asked.

"Yeah, I got it." Another man confirmed. "Where's the money, huh? I wanna see the money."

"No, no, no, you don't see the money 'til I see da stuff." Man #1 insured.

"How long are they gonna keep arguing?" Lincoln asked in irritance.

"Well, simpleton, there's only one way to put an end to nuisances like this." Lynn told Lincoln as he got up close to the wall. "HE'S WEARING A WIRE!"

"What?!" Man #1 exclaimed. "You (truck horn loudly)"

The first guy shot the second guy.

"Finally! Goodnight." Lincoln greeted Lynn goodnight.

The next morning, Lynn woke up and found himself on the floor. As he rose up, he then saw Luna cuddling close to Lincoln while smell his hair which made Stewie giggle a bit.

"That's it, Mr. Sheep, get all the marmalade." Lincoln said in his sleep.

Lynn was creeped out by this sight and then felt it was better to go back asleep on the floor when the phone rang seconds later.

"Hello?" Lynn answered. "Hold on, I'll get him." He got up and shook Lincoln a bit.

"Lincoln!." Lynn said trying to wake the white haired boy up.

"Whu-What?" Lincoln asked waking up.

"It's for you." Lincoln replied handing the phone to Lincoln.

Lincoln run to the table then picked the phone.

"WHAT? What do you mean our credit card was declined? OH NO NO NO NO There no need to come up. We'll We'll..." Lincoln said until the manager hung up.

Oh, BLAST!" Lincoln then quickly went and put his jeans back on. "Grab your things. We got to go."

"What's going on?" Lynn asked.

"I'll tell you what's going on: our credit card was declined and now we've only about approximately five minutes until the motel's manager comes to collect the money we don't have to pay him with." Lincoln quickly explained to Lynn. "Now quit loitering around and get the rocker from her nap."

"Okay." Lynn answered doing what he was told going over to Luna on the bed and tried waking her up. "Luna! Luna!"

"What's the hold up?" Lincoln demanded climbing on top of the bed.

"She's not getting up." Lynn told Lincoln.

"Oh, for... Move side, I'll take care of this." Lincoln ordered going over to Luna and grabbed the latter by her arms. "Come on, you! Get up! Come on! Go for a ride in the car?" Then, he slapped Luna's face repeatedly, poked him with a hanger and then use the sheet underneath Lynn to pull him off the bed, only to have Lincoln slide halfway under the bed.

"BLAST!" Lincoln cursed looking down to find a penny under the bed. "Oh, a nickel!"

"Where?!" Lynn exclaimed in excitement.

"It's mine!" Lincoln claimed leading him and Lynn wrestling for the nickel.

Eventually, Lincoln and Lynn dragged Luna to the bathroom and placed in the shower. Lincoln turned the handle for cold water and the water woke Luna up.

"Wake up!" Lincoln demanded slapping Luna face.

"What? What? What? Oh, my head!" Luna said placing her hand to her head. "Oh, God, what are we doing here?"

"Oh, we needed a weekend away from the kids. You know, just us. WE HAVE TO GET THE MOTEL OUT OF HERE!" Lincoln shouted.

"Hotel manager!" The motel's manager called out from outside. "Open up, or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument I use to hit deadbeats with bad credit cards! Well, it's-it's not an instrument. It's more of an object. But it's blunt! Hard and blunt! And, well... it's kinda like a bat. I found it out back one day when I was raking."

"Go, GO!" Lincoln demanded.

They run to parking lot to steal car.

"We need a wheels!" Lynn said

"Look man leave his car unlock!" Lincoln pointed to red haired away from his green car.

The manager got out of the back window.

"Get in!!" Lynn said.

They hurried up and got in.

"START THE CAR! START THE CAR!" Lynn said.

Luna start the car and driving away and the manager and the red haired manwasn't fast enough to catch them.

"Hey! This is my car!" The red haired man yell.

Few mintute later The trio drove down a narrow road and to kill time, Luna, Lynn, and Lincoln were playing the game "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon".

"Montgomery Clift who was in From Here to Eternity with Burt Lancaster, who was in Atlantic City with Susan Surandon, who was in White Palace with Kevin Bacon. There." Lincoln gave his answer to Luna.

"Nice, nice. Except that was James Spader in White Palace." Luna corrected. "Moron."

"Oh, Mrs. Snippy." Lincoln teased.

"Look, I don't even know what you guys are talking about, but can we just stay quiet for a minute or two?" Lynn asked not wanting to hear anymore about the game Luna and Lincoln were playing.

"You know what? She-She's right. I-I-I think I need some time to think. All right?" Luna agreed with Lynn,

"Yes, yes, you've got lots to think about, haven't you?" Lincoln said sarcastically. "Public drunkenness, grand theft-auto."

"You left out the part where I made you smash your head on the windshield." Luna added as he secretly winked in the mirror signaling Lynn to hold onto something nearby.

"Well, I-I don't recall-" Lincoln almost said before Luna slammed on the brakes, causing Lincoln to be flung into the windshield as a smile developed on Luna's face. Tyler also let out a laugh at Lincoln misfortune as the Lincoln got back onto his seat. "Yes, well... I suppose I walked right into that one."

"We stop here at store to go pee." Luna said.

They walk in store to go to toilet. Few minutes later, they were headed back to the car they stole, but they spotted two police officers investigating the vehicle.

"Oh crap. We gotta disappear, and quick." Luna said.

Just then, a truck drove by and after it passed, the two were gone...only they were now a bit farther on the right.

"Maybe we should've jumped on that truck." Luna said.

"YOU THINK!" Lynn said.

Few minute later, They then hitched a ride in a truck full of immigrants.

"So really saturate the soil twice a day." Lincoln said having spoke to one of the immigrants. "Well, that's why my tomatoes haven't been coming in."

Luna walked over to the left of the truck where she decided to communicate with a male immigrant next to her by speaking Spanish

"What are you doing, Luna?" Lynn asked Luna.

"I'm trying to communicate with one of the immigrants." Luna explained continuing to speak in Spanish.

"Hey, that was pretty good." The immigrant complimented Brian's first attempt at Spanish. "But actually, when you said 'Me llamo es Brian,' you don't need the 'es'. Just 'Me llamo Luna'"

"Oh, you speak English." Luna acknowledged the immigrant's secondary language.

"Actually, I'm just a beginner like you are with Spanish." The immigrant explained. "I've only been able to use the words I've just said earlier, including the ones from right now."

"Really?" Lynn asked surprised.

"Si." The immigrant answered to Lynn

At that moment, Luna noticed a sign about to pass by reading "Stepwise - 8 miles". Luna then told the driver to stop the truck in Spanish and she, Lynn and Lincoln got off the truck, which soon drove away.

"Why the hell did we get off here?!" Lynn demanded.

"Yeah, we're suppose to be back at Rhode Island in about a day." Lincoln agreed with Stewie all before getting a strange feeling of deja vu. "Although, it does feel oddly familiar."

"My best friend Messy the dog lives in Stepwise." Lynn explained. "Don't you see? Fate's brought me back here for a reason. I have to find my best friend and make peace with him.

"Oh, so He's in Stepwise, hmm?" Lincoln asked pointing his finger where the city was located. "Eight miles that way?"

"Yes." Luna answered.

"All right. So-So instead of driving down this sun-parched highway, we've now got to walk?" Luna asked again.

"Uh, pretty much. Yeah." Luna answered.

"Well, you know what this means." Lincoln told Lincoln

"Yeah." Lincoln said in disappointment as it cut to Lincoln riding on her back. Lynn, on the other hand, was the only one walking.

"I say, walk slower, lady!" Lincoln ordered Luna. "My Huggies are already holed up in Box Canyon."

Eventually, they reached the farm grew up at where the farm's owner was relaxing in a rocking chair. It panned to the trio entering the farm and Luna noticed the pups inside yelped in the barn and the trio finally reached the farmhouse.

"Hello, Jim." Luna greeted the farm's owner, who got up to talk to Luna.

"Uh, have we met?" Jim asked not remembering Luna.

"My name's Luna." Luna answered hoping it would trigger Jim's memory. "I'm used to be your neighbor"

"Sorry, young lady, lots of my neighbor." Jim informed Luna still not remembering. "Refresh my memory. Which one were you again?"

"I was the one who can speak to dog." Luna bluntly replied.

"Oh, Luna. Sorry, I was confusing you with another neighbor we had here who can talk to dog." Jim said. "Well, come on in!" They all stepped inside. "Betty, look who it is!"

"Is that Luna?" Jim's wife stepped in the room thrilled to see Luna and then noticing Lincoln and Lynn. "Oh, you brought Lynn and her boyfriend." . "Um, actually he is our younger brother Lincoln." Luna chuckle.

Oh, sorry. I bet you're hungry lil' fellas." Jim's wife.

"Yeah, we kinda are." Lynn said.

"Look, I've-I-I've been thinking about Messy lately, and-" Lynn tried to explain to Jim her reason for coming here.

"Aw, He was a good dog..." Jim lamented.

"'Was'?" Luna repeated realizing only one thing. "Y-You mean-"

"Last year." Jim answered. "She went real peaceful."

Luna sighed in realization. "Well, He-he probably wouldn't want to see me anyway."

"That's not true!" Jim reassured Messy. "Messy loved you! Look Luna, Messy gave you up because she thought you'd have a better life if He let you go. Was he right, girl. Do you have a good life."

"Yeah, I-I really do." Luna realized. "I have a great life."

"Would you like to see him?" Jim then asked Luna to her surprise and confusion.

"See him?" Luna repeated. "I-I don't understand."

"Well, we loved Messy so much, we wanted to keep her with us as always..." Jim explained to Luna as they stepped into another room. "So, we had her stuffed." He then showed Luna deceased Messy now as a piece of taxidermy.

Luna was horrified of what she saw of her best friend. "Messy!"

Lincoln and Lynn then stepped into the room and saw Messy's corpse.

"Well, I say, someone must've said a funny because Messy's in stitches!" Lym joked about Messy's condition.

"Oh, We'll leave you to grieve." Lincoln said to Luna.

"Come on, Beth, why don't we get these fellas some sandwiches." Jimsaid to Beth as they entered the kitchen leaving the trio alone.

Lynn then stumbled over to a picture of Jesus.

"Look at Jesus standing over there all by himself." Stewie commented. "You'd think those bulldogs would invite Him to their card game. Right, Lincoln?"

"Yes, Lynn..." Lincoln said.

Luna can't stand seeing Messy like this.

"You deserve better than this, Messy." Luna said. "Lynn, Lincoln give me a hand."

At the park, Luna dug a hole for her best friend and they put her in.

"Say someting." Luna said.

"What?" Lincoln asked

"Just-Just say something, please!" Luna said.

"Oh right! Amen! Messy, I may have known you for a short time, but you've given your best friend Luna here a new life." Lincoln said.

"Your body may be gone, but your spirit lives on. While you look down upon your pal Luna Loud. Amen." Lynn adding.

"Thanks" Luna said.

"Oh thanks a lot for interrupting." Lincoln said

Luna bury Mussy in grave. Good-bye Messy.

Later They were on their way back home on a train.

It eventually became nighttime and the trio were now riding on the box car of a moving train. Luna was admiring the stars in the night sky lynn and Lincoln joined him.

"I know you lost Messy, but forget it. You get Lynn, me and other sisters." Lincoln said.

"He's right, you're don't not need Messy. Our sister like me care you!" Lynn said.

"I guess you are right...I'm don't need Messy. I'm glad I get sisters and brother." Luna said.

They hug for little.

"Want sleep with us" Lincoln asked Luna.

"Sure!" Luna said. They lying on hay block and cover red blanket from brown trunk.

Next morning, everyone had prepared for the trio's return home as Rita, Lucy and Leni hung up a banner reading "WELCOME BACK LYNN, LINCOLN AND LUNA".

"Look who I found at the train station!" Lynn Sr announced coming in with the trio.

"My baby!" Lois said delighted to have her kids home as she smothered kids with affection. "I missed you so much!" She kissed Lincoln's forehead and gave them a hug.

"I miss you too!" Lincoln said.

All sisters hug them. Leni kiss Lincoln's cheeks. Luna give fist pump to Luna. Lynn pat Lana's hair.

"After we eat cake. We will going to Dairyland!" Rita said.

Lincoln run to Rita and hug her.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Lincoln said.

They eat cake and went to Dairyland.

The End