User blog:007Jamesdean/Interstellar Bounty Hunter

In another dimension a gunship was fleeing from an armada of Space Pirates. It was the gunship of Samus Aran, famous Galactic Federation Bounty Hunter. Samus was piloting it and with her was a little girl with magenta hair and she had purple lightning flowing through her hands.

?: Why are these pirates chasing us mom?

Samus: They want to destroy us sweetheart.

The gunship was weaving and evading all the Space Pirate attacks in an asteroid field. The Space Pirates were destroyed.

?: That was a close one.

Samus: It sure was Janeen.

Computer: Warning! Spacial Anamoly ahead.

A wormhole opened up and Samus's ship was being pulled into it.

Samus: Hang on Janeen!

The ships engines were useless and it couldn't escape and was pulled in.

In our dimension on a stormy and rainy night, we were watching my favorite science-fiction horror movie The Thing from 1982.

Lincoln: So this is the movie you got the idea for your awesome transformation for Lucy's Corn Maze J.D.?

Me: Yep. This is the very one. I saw this movie when I was 12 and it scared the living daylights out of me. I couldn't sleep for weeks and I had nasty nightmares that plagued me for a long time.

Lucy: They must've scared you really bad J.D.

Me: They sure have Lucy. They also scared me so bad that I couldn't even focus in school and focus on anything. So to help me conquer my fear, I watched the movie over and over again for several times and I realized that it all wasn't real and it built up my courage.

Laney: That's awesome J.D. You have to be the bravest guy we've ever known.

Me: Well I don't know about that but thank you Laney.

Laney: You're welcome.

Me, Varie, Lucy, Eddy and Luan were the only ones that weren't scared while watching the movie.

Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through alot. But when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS (CENSORED) COUCH!!!!!

Me: Bad mouth.

Varie: No kidding.

Lori and Leni were hugging eachother and shaking in fear.

Lori: This sure is scaring me alot.

Leni: Totes.

Then the alarm went off.

Linka: What's that!?

Computer: Alert! Code Dimension Jump!!!!

A computer popped up in the living room.

Me: Triangulating position.

A holographic image of Earth appeared in the middle of the computer and it had a red dot blink on top of our neighborhood.

Naruto: We have something coming at us!

Fu: We sure do.

Me: Lets go.

We go outside and we saw a wormhole over the neighborhood high in the sky.

Sakura: It's a wormhole.

Max: That's just like what we came out of over Yellowstone.

Angel: Yeah.

Nicole: Somethings coming out!

We saw Samus's ship coming out of the wormhole.

Lily: (Gasp) I know that ship! That's the gunship of Samus Aran.

Lincoln: From the "Metroid" series? How is that possible?

Linka: I have no idea.

Me: It's out of control and it's gonna crash! Varie, Lori, Aylene, Lincoln, lets go!

Me, Varie, Lori, Aylene and Lincoln flew up to the ship and slowed its descent.

Varie: It's coming in too fast!

Lincoln: Keep holding it!

We successfully slowed it down and landed it gently on the ground. The ship was on fire and it's engines were totally blown to scrap.

Sasuke: Looks like they were on the run from something and it got scrapped.

Ino: Yeah.

Me: Lets get them out.

Me, Varie and Aylene climb on top of the ship and I find a hatch. I go in the ship and I found Samus and Janeen unconcious.

Me: Hang on Samus. You two will be all right.

I pick them both up and got out of the ship.

Varie: They're unconcious but they're gonna be all right.

We walk away from the ship and it exploded into nothing.

Lily: That's it for the ship.

Lisa: Affirmative.

Lana: There was no way that ship would've even made it off the planet anyway.

Lola: Lets help them out.

In the living room we were nursing Samus and Janeen back to health. Samus woke up and saw us putting bandages on her leg and arm.

Samus: Thank you for healing me.

Me: You're welcome Samus. We should introduce ourselves. I'm J.D. Knudson.

Varie: I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s fiance.

Vince: I'm Vince Pusateri, one of J.D.'s best friends and partner in his adventures.

Megan: I'm Megan Pusateri.

Sarah: I'm Sarah Pusateri, we're Vince's long lost little sisters.

Aylene: I'm Aylene Carter. Swordmaster of the Jurassic.

Lori: I'm Lori Loud and these are my siblings Carol (Carol Nods), Leni (Leni Nods), Luna (Luna makes the Rock on Sign), Ember (Ember makes the Rock on Sign), Gabrielle (Gabrielle Nods), Luan (Luan nods), Marie (Marie Nods), Lynn Jr. (Lynn nods), Shannon (Shannon nods), Wednesday (Wednesday Nods), Lincoln (Lincoln nods), Linka (Linka nods), Tabby (Tabby makes the Rock On sign), Liam (Liam Nods), Lucy (Lucy nods), Laney, (Laney nods) Lana & Lola the twins, Penny (Penny nods) Lisa (Lisa nods) and Lily (Lily Nods).

Eddy: I'm Eddy. Luan is my girlfriend.

Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.

Sasuke: I'm Sasuke Uchiha.

Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.

Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.

Ino: I'm Ino Yamanaka.

Hinata: I'm Hinata Hyuga.

Rin: I'm Rin Nohara.

Jessie B.: I'm Jessica Bannon but everyone calls me Jessie.

Max: I'm Maximum Ride. Call me Max.

Angel: I'm Angel.

Star: I'm Star Butterfly, princess of Mewni.

Marco: I'm Marco Diaz.

Riley: I'm Riley Anderson.

Dawn: I'm Dawn.

Neyhara: I'm Neyhara of the Planet Criam.

Mera: I'm Mera of the Planet Alhmacan.

Allie: I'm Allie Knudson and these are my siblings Brittney (Brittney Nods), Anna (Anna gives the Thumbs Up), Mary (Mary Nods), Jessie (Jessie Nods), Jared (Jared Waves), Nicole (Nicole Gives the victory hand sign), Natilee (Natilee Nods) and Shanan Abigail (Shanan Nods).

Allenby: I'm Allenby Knudson. Jared is my husband.

Heidi: I'm Heidi Knudson and this is my brother and sister Nathaniel and Isabelle Knudson.

Verbina: I'm Verbina, Princess of Chrysalis.

Astor: I'm Astor, Prince of Chrysalis.

Moka: I'm Moka Akashiya, a Vampire.

Kurumu: I'm Kurumu Kurono, a Succubus.

Fenikkuso: I'm Fenikkuso Megami, a Phoenix.

Yukari: I'm Yukari Sendo, genius witch.

Tamao: I'm Tamao Ichinose, a Mermaid.

Mizore: I'm Mizore Shirayuki, a Snow Woman.

Ruby: I'm Ruby Tojo, a witch.

Deshiko: I'm Deshiko Deshi, a Chinese Jiang Shi.

Keito: And I'm Keito, a Jorogumo or Spider Woman.

Samus: It's a pleasure to meet all of you.

Janeen: Same here. I'm Janeen Aran.

Me: It's a pleasure.

Samus: We were on the run from Space Pirates and we lost them in an asteroid field. Then we wound up going through a strange wormhole.

Me: That was no wormhole. That was a Transdimensional Vortex, a vortex that leads from one dimension to another.

Samus: What dimension is this?

Me: You're on Earth in the Year 2017.

Samus: So we've gone back in time in a sort of way?

Lisa: Precisely.

Lana: What time to you come from Samus?

Samus: We are from the year 2086.

All: Wow!

Me: That's 79 years from now.

Varie: Yeah that's a long time.

Samus: Yeah.

Lincoln: Janeen is Samus your sister?

Janeen: No she's my mother. My real mom died somehow.

Varie: Oh no. We're sorry to hear that.

Janeen: It's all right. But thank you.

Varie: You're welcome.

Samus: Janeen lost her mother to the corruption of a deadly radioactive substance.

Lily: The Phazon Crisis.

Samus: That's right Lily. How did you know that?

Lily: I'll be right back.

Lily came back with  a bunch of video games.

Lily: There's a series based on all of your adventures. It's called Metroid.

Samus: Wow! I had no idea that there was a series based on all of my adventures.

Me: Yeah. It's been very popular for 31 years ever since it debuted in 1986.

Lola: How did you become a bounty hunter Samus?

Samus: That started back when I was a child. I was born on the colony planet for Earth, K-2L in 2055. It was an important planet to the Galactic Federation. But when I was only 5 the Space Pirates attack and destroyed everything. I was the sole survivor of that horrible tragedy. I was face to face with my ultimate nemesis: Ridley.

Me: Ridley? The Ultimate Space Pirate and the most powerful of them all for them?

Lincoln: That creature was a dragon of incredible power.

Janeen drew a perfect picture of Ridley.

Janeen: Is this what he looked like?

Lily: That's him. He was also very deadly.

Samus: That's right. The Colony sent a distress signal and the Chozo intercepted it and they found and rescued me. I was adopted by the Chozo and I developed a powerful hatred towards the Space Pirates. I trained intensively under the Chozo on the Planet Zebes. Zebes was my home planet before it was taken over by the Space Pirates. I trained under the Galactic Federation under my superior officer Adam Malcovich.

Varie: He must've been an important person in your career.

Samus: Yes. He taught me alot and I couldn't get the salute right.

Me: The Thumbs Up salute?

Samus: Yes.

Naruto: That's interesting. What was your first mission?

Samus: My first ever mission was to destroy the leader of the Space Pirates: Mother Brain.

Lincoln: That ugly brain that invaded Zebes?

Samus: Yes. She was the creepiest thing I've ever encountered.

Me: I'll bet. From what I remember she was a tough and formidable adversary.

Samus: Yes. I managed to destroy her and escape. Then the Phazon Crisis Began.

Lily: It began on Tallon IV right?

Samus: Correct. Tallon IV was a Chozo world.

Brittney used her magic and showed us what Tallon 4 looked like.

Brittney: This is what it looks like right?

Samus: Yes. It was a strange planet.

Samus pulled out a log book of all the creatures she saw and learned about.

Samus: These are all the creatures I saw on Tallon IV.

It was a paper book and it had pictures of the creatures.

Me: These creatures on Tallon IV are sure strange.

Sakura: Yeah. We've been to different planets across the Universe and these are interesting.

Mera: These are unlike anything we've ever seen before.

Naruto: Yeah.

Samus: I was sent to Tallon IV to investigate a distress signal coming from one of our frigates in orbit. It was from the Orpheon. The crew was all slaughtered by Space Pirates. These pirates however were genetically enhanced and modified. I fought the Parasite Queen and defeated it and it caused the ship to self-destruct. I encountered a cybernetic version of Ridley called Meta-Ridley and he was fierce. My suit was damaged during the escape by an electrical surged caused by an explosion and I had only my original power suit. I chased my nemesis to Tallon IV. When I landed I found out that the planet was struck by meteor long ago and that the Chozo built an ancient temple to seal a "Worm" and the "Great Poison" away forever and that only 12 artifacts can open the temple.

Lily: The Worm must've been Metroid Prime and the Great Poison must've been the Phazon.

Samus: Correct. The Space Pirates were experimenting with Metroids and how to enhance themselves with Phazon to become Phazon-Mutated Omega Pirates. Very sickening sight.

We gasp.

Lori: That is awful and very weird.

Carol: No kidding. How can the Space Pirates be that menacing?

Samus: They just are. I collected all the Artifacts and opened the temple and Meta-Ridley attacked and I was able to defeat him. In the Impact Crater I found Metroid Prime and defeated him. But he took my Phazon Suit and reverted me back to my Gravity suit. I left Tallon IV after that. One year later I was responding to a distress signal from the planet Aether.

Fu: That must've been a weird planet.

Lily: I remember that world. It was a planet completely in flux. It was split into two worlds. One of Light and one of Darkness.

Samus: Yes. The planet is home to the Luminoth. A meteor hit the planet and put it into flux. I found out that the planet was put into flux because of Phazon and it formed an evil race of dark creatures call the Ing. On Dark Aether that's where I met my most dangerous adversary ever. She was gonna destroy the entire universe: Dark Samus.

Lily: Oh man. I remember her. She was created when Metroid Prime fused with your Phazon Suit in order to survive. She fed off of the Phazon on the planet and was a deadly foe.

Samus: Yes. Dark Samus was a deadly adversary. I had to restore the Light Energy on Aether so that Dark Aether could be destroyed. I succeeded.

Kurumu: That sounded like an impossible task.

Varie: Yeah.

Samus: It was difficult. I fought the leader of the Ing, Emperor Ing and I defeated him and I had a final showdown with Dark Samus on Dark Aether and I won. I got off of Dark Aether just in the nick of time.

Lincoln: That must've been a challenge.

Samus: It was. I later returned to our headquarters on planet Norion. After I returned to the homebase we were attacked by the Space Pirates and we found the source of all the Phazon that has been affecting the Planets I've been too: it was coming from Leviathans coming through from a wormhole of unknown origin. Me and my friends Rundas, Ghor and Gandrayda - Janeen's mom, were sent to activate a cannon with enough power to destroy the Leviathan.

Moka: That must've been an incredibly powerful weapon.

Samus: Yes. I went into unconciousness and I woke up in a medical wing. I had new equipment on me. It's called the P.E.D. or Phazon Enhancement Device. What it does is it enables us to use a powerful Hypermode that can fire beams of Phazon.

Verbina: That sounds really dangerous.

Samus: It is. I had a very dangerous disease in me called Phazon Fever. It's acondition where after becoming exposed to the radioactive element of Phazon I become corrupted. I was in a coma for a month. My friends became terminally corrupted and they turned on the Federation and even me. They even became Dark Samus's pawns. I met Rundas on the planet Bryyo. Dark Samus somehow was controling him and I defeated him and Dark Samus killed him.

Sakura: That's awful.

Sasuke: Dark Samus was a monster.

Samus: Yes. I destroyed the Leviathan on the planet Bryyo and set out to planet Elysia.

Hinata: Elysia? That sounds like a paradise world.

Samus: No it was anything but. Elysia was a storm planet and the Leviathan was planted in the storm clouds. Me and Aurora Unit 217 had a brilliant plan. We would destroy the Leviathan Shield with a powerful bomb equivalent to that of 100 Nuclear Warheads.

All: Wow!

Me: That's the equivalent of 10,000 megatons of TNT.

Lisa does an equation.

Lisa: Actually according to my calculations it is the TNT equivalent of 12,513.5 megatons of TNT.

Varie: That's alot of power.

Samus: It sure is. Before I faced the Leviathan, I encountered Ghor attacking my ship and he was completely mad.

Luna: That's Dark Samus's doing dude.

Luan: Yeah.

Eddy: Dark Samus was a monster on steroids.

Ino: Yeah.

Samus: I defeated Ghor and Dark Samus killed him. After I saved Elysia I went to the Pirate Homeworld -- Urtragia. The sky was raining deadly acid rain and the land was really inhospitable and dangerous world. I was tasked with bringing the Federation landing and demolition party to the surface by bringing down barrier. I encountered Gandrayda who was corrupted by Dark Samus and she was a deadly foe. She was insane. I defeated Gandrayda and Dark Samus killed her.

Janeen: I hate Dark Samus for taking my mother away from me! (Crying) I never got a chance to know her.

Samus comforted her.

Samus: It's all right Janeen. It's okay.

Me: Dark Samus! You took away a young girls mother and forced her to become an orphan!

Sakura: Yeah.

Samus: Yeah. My journey does not end there. We got into the Leviathan and I destroyed it. We were then tasked to find the source of all Phazon. It turns out that the source of all Phazon is from a distant planet -- Phaaze.

Lily: I remember that planet. Phaaze is a sentient planet. I saw what it was capable of.

Lisa: That's a scientific impossibility. Planets can't be sentient and alive.

Fu: That's an unusual thing. Sentience. But how can a whole planet be alive?

Vince: That's what really astounds me. Planets are giant spheres of rock made over the course of millions of years from dust, rock and ice. It is possible that the Phazon originated from a galaxy from far away and spread throughout the planet completely uncontested and unopposed. Making it alive and sentient.

Carol: Wow! That is a very strong possibility.

Samus: That could be. We had the gather a command code from an abandoned Federation Ship that was raided by Space Pirates. They stole the ships Aurora Unit and we went to Phaaze and fought them with everything we had. As I landed on Phaase it's atmosphere completely corrupted me with Phazon Fever. I thought I was gonna lose my mind but my will was too strong. I descended into the planets core and faced Dark Samus. I faced her with everything I had and she merged with the stolen Aurora Unit that was corrupted and I beat it. Dark Samus finally met her end and her spree of terror had been silenced forever.

We cheered for her and Janeen hugged Samus.

Naruto: Way to go Samus.

Me: I agree. Good show.

Laney: That is an epic fight all on its own. I can't believe that the Phazon wanted to destroy everything in the Universe.

Crysta: Me neither. People that destroy nature can't be a part of mankind.

Laney: Well said Crysta. Oh this is my friend Crysta. I met her in Australia.

Samus: It's a pleasure. After I destroyed Dark Samus, the Planet Phaaze became completely unstable and we got out of there as the planet exploded.

Me: Whoa!

Varie: That is a narrow escape.

Leni: Totes.

Lynn: That must've been one wild ride.

Linka: No kidding.

Samus: Yeah. The Phazon Crisis was over.

Me: I hope Dark Samus has a good time in the darkest pits of the Netherworld.

Varie: Me too.

Samus: But my journey was not over yet. My next mission was the Eradication of the Metroids. I went to planet SR388.

Me: That's the Metroid's home planet.

Samus: Yes. My mission was to completely destroy all the Metroids and leave none of them alive. I did so and killed the Queen Metroid. As I was leaving the planet I found a Metroid Egg and it hatched and it followed me like a confused child.

Me: It must've thought of you as its mother.

Samus: Yes. It must have. After I left the planet with the last Metroid, I took it to a space colony -- Ceres, and delivered it to the scientists and researchers. Their findings were astounding and prooved to be very beneficial for the Human Race. However as I was leaving the Asteroid field, I received a distress signal saying that Ceres station was under attack. I rushed back there and found the scientists dead and I found my old nemesis Ridley with the container holding the Last Metroid. He escaped and the station activated its Self-Destruct sequence. I escaped and went back to my old home planet -- Zebes.

Me: Planet Zebes. Where the whole thing started.

Samus: Yeah. I found out that Mother Brain was reborn and found her in the machine zone of Zebes, Tourian. She was an ugly monster and my weapons were useless against it. The Baby Metroid that I know was a giant one and it bought enough time for me to replenish my energy and save my life. It made the ultimate sacrifice to save me and I used my suits Hyper Beam to destroy Mother Brain once and for all. After that the Planet Zebes was gonna explode. I got out of there and left the planet that was my home and it exploded.

Me: Whoa! That must've been horrible to see the planet that was your home explode.

Samus: Yes. It was. 3 years later, I intercepted another distress coming from a space station. It was coming from a ship that looked like a bottle. It was actually a research facility. I was tasked with investigating the cause of the ship to become a death zone. I found out that an android created by a researcher named Melissa Bergman programed it with Mother Brain's intelligence and it developed its own conciousness and decided that all humans are inferior to it and she controlled all the creatures in the station and sent them to destroy us. My superior officer Adam made the ultimate sacrifice to destroy MB as she was called and save the Federation from destruction.

Me: Wow. He's a true hero. He not only saved you he saved the entire galaxy from destruction.

Samus: Yes. I will always treasure his memory.

Janeen: Mom found me on a planet in a town that was on fire.

Lola: You're village that you lived in was destroyed.

Samus: That's right Lola.

Me: What planet did Gandrayda come from?

Samus: Gandrayda was from the planet Jovia XII and she had lots of unique abilities. She could shapeshift, fire lightning and utilize powerful attacks and more.

Janeen: Just like me. I'm a Human-Jovian hybrid.

Me: Whoa! That's amazing.

Janeen: Yep. Watch.

Janeen fires a purple lightning beam from her hand at a chair and destroyed it.

Me: Whoa! That was awesome.

Mera: It sure was.

Max: No kidding.

Lincoln: Janeen's powers are amazing like mine, Linka and Gabrielle's powers.

Vince: Yeah.

Penny: Those missions were amazing.

Lily: They sure were.

Ember: Rockin' dude.

Samus: We have to ship our ship and get back.

Me: I'm afraid that's gonna be impossible.

Lisa: Your ships engines were on fire and we rescued you both from it.

Naruto: And after we rescued you it exploded and it's completely destroyed.

Samus: So we're stuck here?

Me: I'm afraid so.

Janeen: This is so cool. I like Earth so far.

Samus: It's good to be on Earth again. We'll make it home from now on.

Me: It's good to have you here Samus.

Samus: Same here.

Samus was shown around the house and her room was a regular room. Janeen now lives in Lincoln and Linka's room.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction completed.

I had to cancel my Dark Angel Shinobi series because I lost inspiration for it. I wanted to do this chapter as a tribute to the Metroid Series of Nintendo. It came out 32 years ago and it was one of my first ever video games that I played back when I was a kid. I played Super Metroid, Metroid Prime 1, 2 and 3 and I'm excited for Metroid Prime 4 to come out sometime later this year, I played Metroid Other M and Metroid Fusion but I didn't get far on Fusion. Samus Aran has been through alot over the course of the late 21st Century and more. She can do it all. Those creatures in the Metroid Series were awesome and weird. I think it might be possible that creatures like that may exist in the Universe. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.

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