User blog:Steven A. Lucas/Steven Lucas in The Loud House: The Loudest Thanksgiving Part One (FANFIC)

Hello everyone, Steven Lucas in the house. I am releasing my own version of The Loud House Thanksgiving special called The Loudest Thanksgiving. Just to be clear, I really don't like this episode, because it's just two families acting unlikable and completely out-of-character. In this version, much like the Halloween special, it's going to be divided into two parts and its also what the special could've been. In part one, I changed the beginning where instead of Flip telling the story, I was the one introducing the story, because I might considered to be the main protagonist in this version. I also made Lori and Bobby as the secondary protagonists or deuteragonists. I also added a little bit on the beginning where I tag along with Lori to do some last minute Thanksgiving grocery shopping. This is just a set up to the story. I really hope you enjoy part one. I do not own the characters, the stories, the locations, and the show. It belongs to its rightful owners, the creators, the directors, the writers, the producers, and the crew. Enjoy!

Steven Lucas in The Loud House

The Loudest Thanksgiving (Part One)

Originally Written by Jeff Sayers and Sheela Shrinivas

Re-Written by Steven A. Lucas

''[The episode begins with a leaf gently falling down the sky as the camera pans down to Flip's Food & Fuel. Steven is standing outside looking at the leaves as they fly by and turns towards the audience.]''

Steven: [to the audience] "Oh. Hello there, I didn’t see you come in. Now sit down and make yourselves comfortable. Because I’m going to tell you about my very first Thanksgiving with both the Louds and the Casagrandes" [slurps a Flippee] "Aah. Twas the day before Thanksgiving, the wind is breezing, and the smell of pumpkin is so divine. This is also the time where all families were getting ready for the biggest feast and then they come together and spend some good quality time. My story all began when I was doing some last-minute Thanksgiving grocery shopping with Lori."

[Fade transition to Vanzilla as Lori and Steven Lucas drive up to the Loud house with their groceries.]

Steven: Thanks for letting me help you with the last-minute grocery shopping for tomorrow, Lori.

Lori: No problem, Steven. Thanks for tagging along, though.

Steven: You’re welcome. I’m just so excited that this is my first Thanksgiving with your family.

Lori: That’s literally amazing.

Steven: Yeah. I’m so glad that you are spending time with you family on this festive holiday.

Lori: Me too. [thinks instantly] That reminds me. I should probably call Bobby to know how they’re going to spend their Thanksgiving with his family.

Steven: Okay. Once we get to the house, because I don’t want you to cause any accidents.

Lori: I know, Steven.

[They finally arrived at the Loud house, and Lori takes out her phone, and the both got out of Vanzilla to grab the groceries.]

Steven: “So Lori, are you sure we got everything that we needed from the store.”

Lori: Yeah, Steven.

[Steven looks at the grocery bag he’s carrying.]

Steven: “Okay, I got a can of cranberry sauce, apple cider, two cans of chicken stock, French baguette bread, whipped cream, and two freshly baked pies at the bakery, which are both apple and pumpkin. [to Lori] I just wanted to let you know.

Lori: Alright then, I guess that’s all we needed then. [the phone answers] Hi Bobby Boo-Boo Bear.

Bobby: Hi babe. What are you doing?

Lori: We just got back from our last-minute grocery shopping. How are you doing?

Bobby: I’m doing good, just preparing for tomorrow.

Steven: Hi Bobby.

Bobby: Hey Steven, I see that you got the desserts for the family.

Steven: “Yeah. But believe me, this is going to be my best Thanksgiving ever.”

Bobby: Cool.

Steven: And Lori can tell that her family are having the best Thanksgiving they’ll ever had. Are you excited Bobby?

Bobby: So excited, how about you, babe?

Lori: "OMG, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so excited for turkey day."

Bobby: "Me too. We haven't spent it with the Casagrandes in like five years. When we lived in Royal Woods, Mom always had to work the Thanksgiving shift at the hospital."

''[Flashback to Bobby and Ronnie Anne eating their meals at the hospital with glum expressions and Maria approaches them with what appears to be blood on her face and outfit. The two siblings scream in terror and Bobby passes out.]''

Maria: "Oh, this is just cranberry sauce. I tripped on the way over."

[End flashback]

Bobby: "It wasn't great, but I was always up to date on my booster shots."

Steven: Eee! That is very strange and scary for you.

Bobby: I know, but it’ll be better at the apartment.

Lori: [laughs] "Hey, Bobby, check out all the cool stuff my family's doing for Thanksgiving." ''[Enters her house and closes the front door. She then sees Lynn adjusting a pair of baggy pants.]''

Bobby: "Hey, Lynn."

Lynn: "Sup, Bobby."

Bobby: "Digging the new look."

Steven: Yeah, that kind of make you MC Lynn. [laughs]

[Lynn looks a bit confused by his joke.]

Steven: MC Hammer? You know, U Can’t Touch This. It’s a joke, and I know that you’re too legit to quit. [laughs, but Lynn’s not amused] Nevermind. But cool sweats, Lynn-meister. Are you trying to keep yourselves warm through the fall breeze? Trying to save some heat to play football or watch the big game?

Lynn: [chuckles] "Thank you Steven, but these are not for fashion, nor for relaxing, they are my pee pants.

Steven: Ew! Do you really had to wear them all day?

Lynn: Yep! This way, I don't have to miss any of the meal or the football game by running to the bathroom like a chump. Test run!" [runs to the kitchen]

Bobby: "Is she gonna pee her pants?"

Steven: [whispering] “I don’t know?”

Lynn: [She grabs some chicken stock from the counter and pours it down her pants.] "Aah." [tests it out by wiggling her hips while Lori looks cringed.] "Mmm. Noice! Dry as a bone." [walks away]

Steven: That’s kind of disgusting. I mean, she does looks comfortable in those sweats.

Lynn Sr.: [at the stove] "So much for my chicken stock."

Steven: Don’t worry, I bought two more cans, just in case you ran out.

[Steven puts the two cans of chicken stock next to him.]

Lynn Sr.: Thanks Steven.

Lori: [sets the groceries on the counter] "How's the turkey coming, Dad?"

Steven: Yeah Mr. Loud. I can’t wait for that turkey, tomorrow.

Lynn Sr.: "Ha, turkeys are for amateurs, Lori-lou, and Steve-Bomb, I'm making a turgooseon." [Cuts to the turgooseon in the oven.] "A pigeon stuffed inside a goose, stuffed inside a turkey. Three times the bird, three times the deliciousness."

Steven: That’s extremely strange. But I know that there’s also a turduckoose. [Lori and Lynn Sr. looks at him, confused] It’s like a goose stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey. That is also exactly three times the bird.

Lori and Lynn Sr.: Ohhhh.

Bobby: "Ooh."

Sergio: [flies past squawking] "Triple homicide."

Steven: [Laughs] Yeah, you can say that again. It kind of sounds a bit bizarre when it comes to her dad’s cooking. Anyway, Mr. Loud, I got two pies that I found at the bakery, and I think you should put them in the fridge to keep them cool.

Lynn Sr.: You got it, sir.

[Lynn Sr. walks out of the kitchen to grab the pies.]

Lori: [sees what's inside the pot] "Ooh, mashed potatoes~."

[Just then, the twins pop up with sunglasses.]

Lola & Lana: "Scram!"

[Lori gets startled and falls to the floor.]

Steven: Whoa. Hey, my two adorable twins, please excuse your oldest sister, she seems a bit nosey.

Lori: Hey! I was just checking on the pot.

Lana: "Nice try, sister, but as officers of the Feast Force, it's our job to protect this food till tomorrow."

Lori: "I was just-"

Lola: "We said scram!"

[Lori and Steven scurries off and the twins fist bump each other.]

Lynn Sr.: "Where were you two when Lynn took my chicken stock?" [Lola growls at him and flinches.]

Steven: Sorry about that Bobby. Anyway, how is your family prepared for your Thanksgiving.

Bobby: "No problem dude, we got a lot cooking on our end too."

Lori: "Oh, show us."

Steven: ''Yeah, how’s everything in the kitchen at your place. I bet they are sooooo good.''

Bobby: [He walks to the kitchen where a plate of tamales is shown on the stove.] "Oh, I wish you could smell Abuela's famous tamales." [sniffs one]

[Rosa enters through the kitchen shutters and smacks Bobby's hand with a wooden spoon.]

Bobby: "Ow!"

Rosa: "No, Roberto, there are only enough tamales for dinner."

''[A bunch of piles of different flavored tamales are shown as a horn blares. Carlitos pops in waving a spatula, startling Bobby and he crawls out of the kitchen.]''

Bobby: "Abuela doesn't need guards. She's her own one-woman Feast Force."

Steven: Oh. Maybe I really wish I should come over and try them.

Bobby: I know. Me too.

[Lori laughs and sees Lincoln and Leni, who is holding a pillow.]

Leni: "Here's your pass-out pillow, Lincoln." [gives Lincoln the pillow.]

Steven: What is Lincoln doing?

Lori: "Oh, every year, Lincoln eats so much turkey, he falls asleep at the table and misses dessert."

Steven: Really, too bad he won’t be up for having slices of my pies that I bought.

Lincoln: "But not this year. I've got a plan." [picks up a bucket of ice water.] "If I start to feel sleepy, I'll just dip my head in this bucket of ice water, like so." [dunks his face in the bucket but screams at the cold texture of the ice.]"Need a new plan!" [runs off, throwing the bucket aside.]

[Cut to Bobby approaching the Casagrande living room and sees Frida behind an easel and Carlos is dressed like a yellow pepper reading a book.]

Frida: "Carlos, put the book down. I need to see your eyes."

[Carlos groans and closes his book.]

Bobby: "Tia Frida paints a family portrait every year, and this year's theme is "Emotionally Raw Vegetables"." [Carlota puts a corn costume on Bobby's head.] "Huh?"

Carlota: "How's the fit?"

Bobby: "Uh, a little tight."

Carlota: "I can make some alterations." [takes it off him]

Steven: “Hey Carlota, how are you doing today?”

Carlota: “I am doing fine, just getting prepared that’s all.”

Steven: “That’s good. Talk to you later you beautiful fashionista.”

[Carlota blushes and walks off]

Steven: “''That girl gets me every time. Is it right, corn-head.” [laughs] “I’m joking. Anyway, you said the theme is raw vegetables.''”

Bobby: Yep.

Steven: Mmm. That sounds kind of healthy to eat.

[Just then, an acoustic guitar is heard playing.]

Steven: What’s that soothing sound of music I hear.

Lori: "Ooh, is someone playing guitar?"

Bobby: "That's Abuelo. He serenades the family every year at Thanksgiving."

Hector: "Let me just tune my guitar. Sergio, give me a G."

Sergio: [squawks] "G~."

''[Hector attempts to tune it but a string breaks loose, startling him. He turns toward Bobby and the teen just grins.''

Steven: Speaking of music, how is everything going at the bodega.

Bobby: Ooh. I’m glad you asked, Steven.

''[Bobby walks out of the scene. Scene wipes to Bobby entering the bodega.]''

Bobby: "The Mercado does a canned food drive every year."

[Camera pans to Ronnie Anne and CJ doing the said food drive.]

Steven: “What do you think your food drive will be called?”

CJ: "I call it "Yes, we can"."

Lori: "Very clever, CJ."

Steven: “Sounds very cool.”

Ronnie Anne: "And now that I'm joining him, we're gonna double last year's donations." [notices something] "CJ, look, it's Mr. Park. He hasn't donated yet."

CJ: "Get him!" [He and Ronnie Anne run past Bobby and out of the bodega.]

Bobby: Anyway, are you excited for Thanksgiving, Steven.

Steven: Yeah. But this is my first one with the Louds.

Bobby: Sweet!

[Cut to Lori in her room on her bed, along with Steven.]

Lisa: [offscreen] "Wait, come back, GravyBot!"

Steven: What’s going on here?

GravyBot: [enters the room and approaches Lori and Steven.] "Gravy?"

Lori: "Excuse you?" [GravyBot squirts gravy all over Lori's bed.] "Gaaah!" [glares at the bot]

Steven: Lisa, what did I tell you about building robots at this time of the year, it’ll basically go amuck or short circuit and maybe even malfunction.

Lisa: [runs inside] "Apologies, first born sibling and loyal visitor, [pushes the bot away] just doing a test run with GravyBot, the robot I built to ensure equal gravy distribution. I'll send in Clean-Up-Bot."

Lori: "No! [wipes the gravy off her knees.] No more bots! I got it."

Steven: Yes. Now get out!

[Lisa shrugs and leaves the room.]

Steven: Sorry about that Bobby. Anyway, I hope your Thanksgiving will turn out great.

Bobby: No problem.

Lori: Yeah. Thanks Steven.

Bobby: "Your Thanksgiving looks awesome, babe."

Lori: "So does yours." [sighs] "I just wish we could spend it together."

Bobby: "Me too."

Steven: Okay. I know this may sound a bit strange but, I was wondering if your family would like to come to the house and have a Thanksgiving here.

Bobby: Thanks Steven. But since I moved here, I think I cannot spend Thanksgiving without them.

Steven: Yeah, I know that family is important around this time of year. But more importantly, maybe you should spend together with Lori.

Bobby: Thank you, but I’m afraid we can’t get together around this time of year.

[Cut to Lincoln walking out of the bathroom and appears to has taped his eyelids opened.]

Lincoln: "This ought to keep me awake till dessert." [suddenly hears Lori]

Lori: "Wait, why can't we be together?" [Lincoln leans in outside her door to listen.] "What if I came to the city to spend Thanksgiving with your fam?"

Steven: Yeah. It’s not like they’re going to hear us or anything, but it’s just a secret that we all must keep.

[Lincoln's eyes go wide, making the tape on his eyelids fly off and gasps.]

Bobby: "Or I could come to Royal Woods to be with your family."

[Hector is at the guitar strings display when he overhears this.]

Hector: "What?!" [He grows suspicious and sneaks off to listen.]

Lori: "Hmm, both sound great. You decide."

Bobby: "Aw, babe, I can't do decisions. You know how I get in restaurants when they ask, 'Booth or table?'" [Hector accidentally knocks a bunch of cans off the shelf with his arm and runs off to avoid being seen.] "Uh-oh, I'll call you back tonight. I think something fell in the bleach-cat food-guitar strings aisle." [goes to check it out]

''[Back at Lori and Leni’s bedroom. Lori hung up her phone and faces to Steven.]''

Steven: Hey Lori, do you think your family’s going to act suspicious about the idea between your family visiting Bobby’s or should they visit here on Thanksgiving. I’m a little worried if your family would witness about this.

Lori: Oh relax Steven. No one’s gonna know about it.

Steven: Yeah. I guess you’re right. I mean it’s not like they eavesdrop on us or anything.

Lori: Are you sure?

Steven: Come on Lori. It’s not like they know of what we are thinking.

[Later, the Louds and Casagrandes, except Bobby and Lori, are each having a meeting in Lincoln and Ronnie Anne's rooms.]

Louds & Casagrandes: "They're thinking of doing what?!"

Rita: "No one in our family has ever missed a Thanksgiving."

Maria: "But we're all finally together."

Hector: "What if Bobby likes it so much at the Loud's, that he wants to spend Christmas there too?!"

Lynn Sr.: "First, it's Thanksgiving, next thing you know, we lose her for every holiday."

Lincoln: "Guys, we still have time. They haven't decided where to go."

Ronnie Anne: "Maybe if we can show Bobby how much he'd be missed-"

CJ: "He won't wanna leave."

Lucy: "Maybe if we can convince Lori that leaving would be a grave mistake."

Louds & Casagrandes: "Let's do this!"

[To be continued...]