User blog:J.D. Brony/Story Time - Turbo Dis-Loud

'''If it's not obvious enough, this story is referencing a well-known game. So, please do not take this story TOO seriously.'''

'''Please? Please? Thank you.'''

(The Loud kids are all in the living room with Lincoln on his laptop.)

Lori: I'm literally bored again.

Luna: Don't you know it. We ALL are.

Luan: I'm actually too bored to even crack some one-liners.

Lincoln: I don't know about you guys, but I'm fine over here.

Leni: (looks over to his laptop) What are you playing, Linky?

Lincoln: I'm glad you asked.

(All of Lincoln's other sisters gather around him.)

Lincoln: It's a game called "Turbo Dismount". The way it's played is actually pretty simple. But first, just so everybody can see it better...

(Lincoln plugs in the laptop to the TV, so that the game screen is big enough for everyone to see.)

Lisa: I honestly didn't know you could do that.

Lincoln: So basically, you have these different levels. Let's go with the first one. (picks the first level) Then, you have this little guy in a certain vehicle.

Lynn: Is it like a racing game?

Lincoln: Not exactly. You see these things on the lower left of the screen? (points to the buttons that say, "Characters", "Vehicles", "Poses", "Steering" and "Obstacles".) Those are the different options you can have before you do your dismount.

Lucy: Good to know.

Lincoln: Let me just...change some things first. (changes the vehicle, and the pose.)

Lana: I'm getting into this already and you didn't even make the car go yet.

Lincoln: Now, this button here that says "Dismount!", you have to click on it and hold down to adjust the speed, and when you let go... (lets go of the clicker)

(The vehicle soon goes at a pretty fast speed and launches off the ramp and then, flips the character off the vehicle and both of them slam to the ground.)

Leni: Oh, no! What happened to him?

Lynn: Now, this is something I can enjoy playing.

Lincoln: You see these points on the top left corner? (points to the said location on the screen) The better your dismount, the more points you get.

Lola: So...is it like you have to crash more to get more points?

Lincoln: Pretty much, yes.

Luna: This isn't really catching my attention, but I like it.

Lana: Can I try it, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Go ahead.

(Lana picks another level, gives her own options to the vehicle and the character and to some of the obstacles and then does a dismount.)

Lana: Oooh, look! I'm way up in the air!

Lori: (whispers to herself) Man, that DOES look like fun.

Lincoln: Wow...that's a pretty nice score.

Lynn: Me next! Me next! ''(takes the mouse and starts making her own adjustments.)

Luan: I could be wrong, but I can probably spend a lot of time playing this game.

(Lynn executes her dismount.)

Lynn: Oh, please. Please give me more points!

Leni: Oooh, the car's flying.

Lynn: YES! I got more points! (does her victory dance) Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!

(All of her other siblings look at each other awkwardly.)

Lincoln: Okaaay...who wants to go next?

Lori: How about me?

Lincoln: The mouse is yours.

(Lori picks another level, gives her own options to the vehicle and the character and to some of the obstacles and then does a dismount.)

Luna: Can I go next, bro?

Lincoln: Whatever you say, Luna.

Lori: (laughs) I literally like the way the vehicle and character physics are done in this game.

Leni: At least they're not really violent.

Luna: Okay dudes, let me try.

(Luna picks another level, gives her own options to the vehicle and the character and to some of the obstacles and then does a dismount.)

Lincoln: I think my laptop's running low on battery, so Luna's the last one to do a dismount today.

Luna: Woah! This is way cool, bro. I'm enjoying this game a lot.

Lincoln: Well, I'm glad.

Luan: I gotta admit, that game is kinda fun. Even though I didn't get a chance to play it.

Lisa: Agreed.

Leni: I'd play it, but I don't want to hurt the little guy.

(Lincoln unplugs the laptop from the TV before its battery runs out.)

Lincoln: Well, I guess this game time is over. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll have to go charge to laptop. (walks upstairs)

Lily: (giggles) Poo-poo.

THE END

Other Stuff

 * You know, I never really thought that a Turbo Dismount story would work out this way. I thought it would be easy, but I was wrong. It's so difficult to think up scenarios here. I guess it worked out better in my head.
 * Because of what I said in the first statement, I don't think I will have another "Turbo Dis-Loud" story. It just wasn't fun for me to do as it was with "Cards Against Louds".

Remarks

 * So, what are your thoughts? Did I do good on my first time at writing a story? Because I've always told myself that I'm not really good at storytelling. But yeah, let me know what you guys think about this post of mine.
 * POSITIVE responses are, of course, very much appreciated.

'''Well, I guess that's it for this "Story Time" segment. Thanks for reading! :)'''

- J.D. Brony