User blog:EwImTrash/Impossibility of Intelligence

Chapter 1: True -- What?!
Leni ran into the wall outside Lisa and Lily's room.

She was dumbfounded. "Lisa, did you move the doorway using one of your science things?"

Lisa sighed. "What do you want? You're taking time away from my studies."

Leni walked into her room without running into the wall. She rubbed her hurting head. "It's a long story."

Lisa pushed her sister out. "Aw, too bad I don't have time." She slammed the door shut.

"You have your whole life before you! I mean, not literally." Leni yelled from the hallway.

Lisa sighed, heavier this time. She opened the door, letting Leni in. "What do you want?"

Leni sat in Lily's crib. "Well, I met this boy at school."

Lisa turned red. "I don't have time for this, Leni."

Leni shushed her. "Let me finish."

Lisa rolled her eyes and sat on her bed, muttering something about a "low-flying plane".

Leni cleared her throat. "I met this boy at school, and he was so, so, SO cute. I started to talk to him, but when the bell rang, he went to the gifted class."

"You're point is?" Lisa asked.

"I need to get smarter-est so the boy an me can be together." Leni said.

Lisa stifled a laugh. "And you want my help?"

Leni nodded. "Can you first get me out this baby prison? Then we can talk."

Lisa groaned, and helped her sister out the crib. "What do you want me to do?" she asked. "Making you smart --"

Leni frowned.

Lisa rolled her eyes. "I mean, smarter than you already are, would be impossible for someone with your intelligence.

Leni was was once again dumbfounded. "Im-pos-si-ble?"

Lisa sighed, and adjusted her glasses. "Impossible means that something is unable to happen."

Leni smiled. "Oh, okay. So what it in-tell-i-gence?"

Lisa face-palmed. "This is why it's impossible." she muttered.

Leni shrugged. "But can you help me get smarter?"

Lisa also shrugged. "I don't see why not. It'll certainly be a challenge."

Leni pulled her sister into a hug. "Oh, thank you, Lisa!" She dropped her.

"What do you want me to do first?" Lisa asked.

Leni raced to her room, and brought back a small stack of paper. "Here's my homework and some extra credit assignments."

"How am I supposed to help you in school to prove you're intelligent?" Lisa said.

Leni thought for a moment, then a light bulb went off in her head. "A microphone and reciever and camera."

Lisa was in shock for a moment. "That's actually a good idea. I could stay in your locker, or else the connection won't be very good."

Leni hugged Lisa again. "Thanks."

While leaving the room, Leni ran into the wall again.

Luan poked her head through the doorway. "Now that's using your noggin! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Get it, get it?!"

Lisa groaned, as did Leni.

Chapter 2: That Didn't Turn Out Well
"Do you hear me?" Leni asked Lisa from outside her locker.

"Loud and clear." Lisa replied.

"IS THIS LOUD AN CLEAR ENOUGH?!" Leni yelled.

Lisa sighed. "That's not what I meant..."

Leni blushed. "Oh..."

They were silent for a moment.

Suddenly, Leni blurted. "HE'S COMING, BE QUIET!"

Lisa shook her head in shame for being related to that woman. "You're the one who yelled-"

Leni shushed her. "Oh, hi Brane!"

Brane blew his bleach-blonde hair out of his blue eyes. "Hi, Leni."

Leni giggled. "Is that a fake tan?"

Brane turned red. "N-no. Why do you ask?"

Leni fawned.

"You're blowing it." Lisa whispered.

Leni snapped back to reality. "Blowing it? I don't feel a breeze."

Lisa face-palmed. "Just repeat after me."

"Just repeat after me." Leni said.

"No, don't say that! Don't say everything I say!" Lisa said.

"No, don't say that!" Leni repeated. "Don't say everything I say!"

Brane was silent.

"No; just stop repeating me!" Lisa said.

Leni paled. "Er -- no; just stop beating the bee!"

Lisa stuttered. "W-w-where in the world-wide-web did you get "beating the bee"?!"

"Where in the world tied red did you get repeating me?!" Leni said.

Lisa slouched in the cramped locker.

Brane plastered a fake smile on his face, and ran away.

Leni frowned. "Dang it."

Lisa sighed. "Why do I even try?" she whispered.

Chapter 3: Let's Try Classtime
"I'm guessing that didn't turn out well." Leni said to Lisa through the microphone as she walked to class.

Lisa sighed. "What was your first clue?"

"Maybe class will turn out better." Leni said.

"What class do you have?" Lisa asked.

"Science."

Lisa was about ready to grab her computer and go back to Pre-Kindergarden. "Here's a little rhyme for you, Leni."

Leni sat at her desk. "Shoot. I mean, not literally."

Lisa cleared her throat, and began to recite a poem.

"When it comes to science, you blow it.

Something's going to explode, and I know it.

But, please, don't fret.

So for, there's nothing to worry about yet."

Leni gasped. "Lucy! Shouldn't you be back at school?!"

Lisa gritted her teeth. She sucked on her teeth into the microphone. "Oh no, I'm losing you. Sorry I have to go, bye."

"Lisa, wait!" Leni squeaked.

Lisa threw the microphone and reciever onto the floor of the locker. "Why do I even try?" she muttered.

Leni teared up. "Maybe Brane isn't worth it."

She paused. "Or Lisa is just a quitter! I'll do science without failing, and that'll show her!"

Leni's science teacher, Mrs. Sylvia, clapped her hand to get the attention of her class.

"Today we will be doing a simple experiment. First, put on your gloves and goggles." Mrs. Sylvia said.

The class did as told.

"Next," Mrs. Sylvia started. "Add eight drops of food coloring into the bottle on your table."

Unfortunately for her, Leni got her least favorite color.

She gagged. Forest green.

Leni bit her lip, and added the food coloring.

Mrs. Sylvia continued. "Then, add one tablespoon of the liquid soap on your desk, and mix."

Leni raised her hand. "Which one is the tablespoon?"

Mrs. Sylvia rolled her eyes. "There's only one spoon on your desk, hon."

"Oh!" Leni gasped, adding the liquid soap.

"Don't add too much!" her teacher warned. "When you're finished, add yeast to your cup of warm water and mix. Then, you add the yeast and water to your bottle, and watch as the experiment unfolds right before your eyes.

Leni opened her paper packet of yeast, and added all of it to her cup. She poured the water into the bottle.

"Don't add too much yeast either," Mrs. Sylvia said. "or else there will be an --"

With a sudden splat, Leni's bottle exploded, sending foam flying everywhere and getting on everyone.

Mrs. Sylvia spit out foam. "Explosion."

Leni shrank in her seat.

"I told you." said I voice.

Leni brightened. Lisa!

"Go clean up, everyone." Mrs. Sylvia ordered.

The class shuffled out the classroom. Leni's peers headed to the bathrooms, but she raced to her locker.

Lisa opened the door with a slam, and pulled her foam-y sister into a hug.

"You were right!" Leni cried.

"I know, I know." said Lisa, pulling away from the hug. "Bring me your homework after school. You got me covered in foam."

Leni scoffed. "I was right over the explosion. I'm coming home too!"

Lisa shrugged. "If you say so."