Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180808204213/@comment-32807753-20180823230849

(It starts with me walking up to the house. I open the door, and see Lincoln in the living room reading a comic.)

Me: Hey, buddy!

Lincoln: Oh, hey, Nolan.

(We fist bump)

Me: Wait. Where are you sisters?

Lincoln: Oh. That. Well, it’s National Sisters Day, so they went out to have a picnic in the park, then go to the mall, and the head to the spa.

Me: Oh, and they didn’t let you come?

Lincoln: Well, yeah. I think it’s called National Sisters Day for a reason.

Me: Oh yeah. Well, that stinks.

Leni: Aww... that's so not fair!