User blog:Discofurby/Lincoln's Birth From the Sisters' Perspective

This is my take on what happened while Pop Pop was babysitting Lincoln's older sisters on the day he was born.

At about noon eleven years ago, Rita Loud went into labor. She called her father Albert and when he arrived, she and Lynn Sr. drove off.

"Hello, girls," said Albert.

"Hi, Pop Pop!" said the girls.

After they had lunch, Pop Pop said, "Guess what?"

"You learnt how to tie your shoes?" asked Leni.

"No, you doofus," said Lori, "He's a grownup! He knows how to tie his own shoes!"

"I've got you all a present!" said Pop Pop.

"Yay!" the girls said.

"OK," said Pop Pop, "Here's a book for you, Lori, a dress for you, Leni, a xylophone for you, Luna, a water pistol for you, Luan, a ball for you, Lynn, and a little toy rabbit for the baby. Do you know if the baby's going to be a boy or a girl?"

"No, but our parents seem to think it's going to be a girl," said Lori, "We looked in its room and there was this poster saying, 'Daddy's Little Princess.'"

Albert then read the girls a story and then they began to play: Luna played with her xylophone, Lynn and Luan played with Lynn's ball, and Lori and Leni played house with some of their baby dolls.

An hour later, Albert put Luan and Lynn upstairs for their naps.

"I hate their naptime," said Luna, "We have to be quiet!"

"Why don't you do some drawing?" asked Albert.

"Good idea," said Lori and Albert got out some pens and paper.

Lori drew the family, drawing a question mark instead of the baby because she didn't know what it would look like. Luna drew a dog. Leni said, "My pencil won't draw."

"Silly Leni," said Luna, "You've got it upside down!", So Leni flipped her pencil the right way up and drew a cat.

At 2:30, Luan was taken down. She was starting to outgrow naps, but Lynn still needed an hour-long nap.

"Yesterday, I put my toy spider into Daddy's glass of water," said Luan.

"Really?" said Pop Pop.

"Yeah," said Lori, "And she's been saying things that literally don't make sense! Like last week, she kept singing, 'Twinkle twinkle little bird'."

"Well, apparently that's how little kids develop a sense of humor," said Albert.

He then began to tell them stories about Rita's childhood and showed them a picture of her sitting naked on the washing machine, which made them all laugh.

At three o'clock, Lynn woke up from her nap and they watched a bit of TV.

When the show was finished, Luna looked out the window and saw a group of men wearing black suits. "Hey, look at this!" she said.

They looked, and they saw a limousine drive up.

"That's odd," said Pop Pop.

"Yeah," said Leni, "How did they manage to give Vanzilla a makeover while Mom was having her baby?"

"That's not Vanzilla, silly," giggled Luan.

Just then, in walked the first lady, wearing gloves and a surgical mask and holding a white-haired newborn who was swaddled in a blanket with the presedential logo on it.

Following her were Rita and Lynn Sr.

"Girls, say hello to your baby brother Lincoln!" said Rita as the first lady handed him to his parents.

"Hello, Lincoln," they said.

"Here's your bun-bun," said Luan, handing him the bunny.

"Why is his hair white?" asked Lori.

"I don't know," said Lynn Sr.

"What's all this?" asked Albert.

Rita whispered something in his ear, then said, "But don't tell anyone- they asked to keep it secret."

"I won't tell a soul," said Pop Pop.

Then, everyone else left, leaving the Louds alone with their newest family member.

While the others cooed at him, Lynn Sr. went upstairs to cross the "S"s off the "Daddy's Little Princess" sign.