User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Roll Model with the Casagrandes

Carl was watching a falcon-themed hero on TV.

Ronnie Anne said, "I'm gonna go skateboarding, see?".

Frida told Ronnie Anne to bring Carl too,

Because he could use excercise and to do something new.

At the park, there was a squirrel and Nelson gave chase.

Ronnie Anne chased Nelson all over the place.

She ended up with a kite round her neck.

The squirrel kicked a beehive and they said, "Holy heck!

That's especially bad 'cause he's allergic to bees.",

But Ronnie Anne saved him and young Carl said, "She's,

Amazing! The best cousin in this whole land!

Saving that dog was incredibly grand!".

The next day he copied her food and TV,

Her places, her clothes, and then at nighttime, he,

Wanted to share Ronnie Anne's bed.

"Get out of here!", Ronne Anne said.

Then, when Sergio implied that she wasn't a hero,

Ronnie Anne said, "That's it! To get my status to zero,

I'll just have to act cowardly or clumsy or bad,

And then maybe Carl would stop driving me mad."

So the next day, she set a spider on the floor,

And pretended to be afraid so he wouldn't worship her anymore,

But Bobby really was afraid and threw Frida's art,

And Ronnie Anne stopped it from breaking apart.

Carl said, "You faced your fear? That is so cool!".

"Dang it, I need another plan to stop him thinking I rule."

She said, "Taking out the trash would be the good thing,

But I won't," but then Rosa dug out her ring.

Carl thought, "It must be that her instincts are strong!",

But Ronnie Anne thought, "He won't think that very long."

At the park, she deliberately failed a trick.

She landed in a fountain and said, "Guess I'm not slick.",

But this wasn't the solution to Ronnie Anne's ire,

Because she splashed water on a hot dog cart's fire.

She hid in the bathroom and got a call from her dad.

She said, "Can you help me? Carl's driving me mad!

He thinks I'm a hero and is following me around."

Her dad said, "You did it too." Ronnie Anne frowned.

Bobby said, "Really, you actually did,

Copy my actions when I was a kid.

Maybe I minded a tiny little bit,

But not very much 'cause it's all part of it."

At the bodega, she tried to explain,

When an old lady looked like she was destined for pain,

Because some cans were about to fall on her head,

But a man saved the day. "No problemo," he said.

Carl Casagrande, with wonder in his eyes,

Had found a new person he could idolise.