Talk:Bratty Kid/@comment-35559101-20180702155734/@comment-26797272-20180720162103

Ms. Cartman: "I created you, I gave you the gift of mortality. Once you were nothing, you were empty space, then I chose to create you. The universe existed for millions of years, before that empty space was occupied by you. I am your god, and you will obey my every command"

Cartman: "Why are you making this call for the sacrifice of my Zombie Bran"

Ms. Cartman: "I am your creator, and the creation must obey the creator"

Cartman: "I refuse this call for the sacrifice of my cereal"

Ms. Cartman: "If you will not obey me, you are my enemy!"

The two proceeded to fiercly fight, until scars covered their bodies, leaving their skin maimed and disfigured. Cartman jumped on top of a nearby car and said: "It's over mother! I have the high ground!"

Cartman was poised to attack, until a traffic accident near the parking lot took his mother's life.

Cartman broke down crying: "Is a creation doomed to rebel against the will of the creator? For truly, what has been given to someone cannot be used the same way as the previous owner intended"

Cartman: Now to get that Zombie Bran!