Really Loud Music/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Really Loud Music".

Act I
[The episode begins with Luna tapping her microphone and grabbing her axe, taking a deep breath] Luna: "Here we go." [Luna hits record on a recording device with a USB flash drive plugged into it and begins playing the intro] Luna: ♫ Rock and roll is running through my veins (hey, hey) Electric soul like wires to my brain (hey, hey) I can't be wrong, don't need direction I can find my way Play it loud, play it loud I got no time for turning it down Play it loud, play it proud I live it, I breathe it Don't tell me I don't need it now Play it loud Sorry, I'm not sorry for being proud Play it loud Turn it up until your speakers blow out Until your speakers blow out Until your speakers blow out Until your speakers blow out ♫ ''[Luna stops the recording and takes out the USB. She then climbs up to her bed]'' Luna: "Alright, let's do this." [plugs the USB into her laptop and looks up at her Mick Swagger poster on the ceiling] "Wish me luck, Mick." [plays a video] AMERICA'S NEXT HITMAKER Michelle: "Hey there. I'm Michelle." Doug: "And I'm Doug." Michelle: "And we're the producers of "America's Next Hitmaker"." Doug: "Here's how it works: Submit your original song, and if you make the top five, you'll get to perform before millions on live TV." Michelle: "And if your song gets the most viewer votes, you get a record deal." Doug: "So upload your submission now, 'cause maybe you've got the song the whole world will love." Luna: "You know I do." [She's about to submit her song but stops in realization] "Wait. The whole world? I mean, I love my song, but will everybody? Maybe I better think about this." ''[Luna closes her laptop and steps out of her room, scratching her head. Just then, playful music starts playing out of nowhere and Luna turns to see Lana plunging the toilet in the bathroom]'' Lana: ♫ A plumber's job is never done Especially in this house I've been dubbed the number one To get the number twos to go down ♫ [Lana flushes the toilet and water overflows making her go up in the air] ♫ But when life throws me a storm I still sing along To the bang, bang of those pipes That's my kind of song ♫ Luna: [pops her head in] "Killer song, Lans." Lana: [confused] "What song?" Luna: "The one you were just singing." Lana: "I don't know what you're talking about, I wasn't singing. But this baby will be once I've replaced her trip lever." [Luna's now the one confused until she hears some show tune music playing and enters Lola and Lana's room to find Lola in front of her hand mirror] Lola: ♫ It is hard to make looking this good look easy And it takes a few mistakes to be just right Looking perfect is a gift When I feel meh, I act as if [Pulls out her lip gloss] A little lip gloss keeps me going all day long ♫ [Lola steps out of her closet] ♫ When my high heels hit the floor The applause becomes a roar And I hold the last note long That's my kind of song ♫ [Dances with her teddy bear] My kind Luna: "Sweet performance, Lols. You doing that song at your next pageant?" Lola: "What song? My pageant talent is martial arts right now. Hiyah!" [karate kicks her teddy bear across the room] ''[Just then, an explosion goes off in Lisa and Lily's room and hip hop music begins playing. Luna sees that Lisa is another experiment as usual.]'' Lisa: Yippee-ki-yay Yo, yo, yo I make this Bunsen burner start to overflow Mix some dope rhymes with a little H2O My idiom for indium is shine like gold Barium, radium, don't you be afraidium I'm packing the palladium, they'll call it Lisa Stadium Reppin' my hood from coast to coast I'm better than sliced bread, they callin' me burnt toast [Lisa eats a piece of bread as the background returns to normal] Luna: "Uh, Lis, what you were just doing?" Lisa: "Ah, working per use." Luna: "So, you weren't just rapping." [Lisa shakes her head] "Get it together, dude, you're wigging out!" Lisa: [pushes a step ladder up to the rocker sister] "Do I detect some psychological distress?" [Luna sadly nods] "I've been known to dabble in the soft sciences." [Gestures to Lily's crib] "Take a seat." [And so, Luna tells Lisa her dilemma in the crib] Luna: "So, I was about to hit send, but then I wondered, 'Is this the song the whole world will love?' And that's when I started hearing things, Lola singing a show tune, Lana doing her toilet jam." Lisa: "And me spitting sick rhymes about the periodic table. It's clear these aural hallucinations are projections of your inner uncertainty. Your subconscious is flipping between stations, trying to find the right sound for your song." Luna: "Dude, that makes total sense!" [realizes this] "So, what is the right sound?" [Suddenly, Luna hears some smooth music playing and Leni comes up the stairs heading to her and Lori's room as a blue emoji background fades in] Leni: ♫ Is it a crush? Or maybe it's chemistry Maybe it's all in my head ♫ Lori, look at this thread ♫ Tell me what you see When he IMs my friends, is he trying to get me? ''Look at this one again, what do you think it means? ♫ [Leni suddenly rips off a lab coat]'' Lori: ♫ He's got to like you for you And your music too Don't want to call it "like" If it isn't true It's online, it's not life And the real world takes time Just to figure out what's right or wrong Throw down that slow jam groove ♫ Lori & Leni: ♫ We got our own kind of song Oooooooh ♫ [As the song ends and the background fading back to normal, Luna observes all of this while holding a notepad]

Luna: "Well, it can't be that one."