User blog comment:Darthbane2017/Ask Rita & Lynn Sr anything!/@comment-2175012-20170828015326

This is gonna be good:

1) For one, I'll just be completely frank with the both of you. You both suck at being parents. Well, not suck, I should probably say more that you two are slightly above average, but that's not saying much. For starters, you give your children way too much privilege to do whatever they want. While I would give my child enough of a chance to solve something on their own before coming in if they are stumped, that only worked for you guys about once or twice. That's not even getting into how that one time Leni and Lori were fighting over a dumb dress, what do you do? Yes; you board yourselves in your room, and you do nothing about it. That is nothing but cowardice. While I'm not saying that you two stepping in and breaking the fight would solve much, you two are supposed to be the adults, so put your foot down with your kids. Of course, who could forget that one little time that you believed that Lincoln was bad luck? While I was disappointed that Lisa fell for the ruse (when she does your bills), you decide to follow suit instead of being the grownups and berating Lynn (and Lincoln to an extent) for the whole debacle. If anything, you both are useless excuses for parents who are way too lenient with your kids. With lenient, you mean that you sit to the side without taking notice of whatever the (bleep) your kids do. Any of the situations that these kids went through could've been solved if you both got off of your posteriors, but you didn't. You both sometimes act childish (I'm especially talking about you, Lynn Sr. with no disrespect, per of course), acting almost as irresponsible as your kids when you should set examples for them. While you're not the worst parenst I have ever seen, you both are incompetent, negligent, and inattentive.

2) Why did you both decide to have 11 kids? Sure, they're bundles of joy, but why did you have so many kids? Was it to fill up the seats to Vanzilla?

3) What was your first honeymoon like? You don't need to go into any...specific details...but like where did you go?

4) Did you have any alternative names for any of your kids before they were born?