User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Driving Miss Hazy

Every time it was all the same old story:

The kids had to do chores to earn lifts from Lori.

Linc did the laundry, Lucy wrote about Bobby.

Lana found Lori's retainer-- not for rides, but for a hobby.

Lisa did homework and Leni literally made a bed.

"Aren't you old enough to drive as well?" Lincoln said.

"I am, but I've failed twelve times as of now."

"Well," said her bro, "How 'bout I teach you how?".

He tried to teach her with a video game.

She had a special drink and outfit for when driving was her aim.

At first, she did not see the game's point at all,

But she played like a pro when Linc said, "It's the mall,

That we're going to!" and he said, "You're the best!

Now it's time to finally pass a driving test!".

But Leni Loud failed, which was a shame,

Because she acted just like she did in the game.

"Face it, she never will drive," Lori said.

Linc went back to Leni, who was building a bed.

He said, "I'll teach you how to drive from a book."

Leni's younger sisters all took a quick look,

And said, "Can we help too?" Lincoln said, "Yes, you can!".

They made a fake car with a gag from Luan.

When Linc said to check mirrors, Leni thought she looked bad.

"Ugh!", groaned the others, but they didn't get mad.

She kept running off 'cause her brains do not thrive,

But Lincoln thought, "I know! I'll teach her to drive,

By using goofy words 'cause she understands that,

And hopefully she'll know just where it's at."

Leni learnt from those words and her siblings were glad,

All except Lori-- Lori was mad.

She fed wrong instructions to Leni in bed.

"Don't you need a lift to the comic store?" she said.

"I'm waiting for Leni," said the white-haired boy Lincoln.

He forced out the secret, then said, "What were you thinkin'?!".

They went to find Leni who'd failed again.

Leni felt very unhappy, and then,

Lori admitted that she had been bad,

And finally Leni was no longer sad.

Lori helped Leni practice for her next test,

'Cause although she'd improved she still wasn't the best.