Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180505033549/@comment-30953185-20180505044546

Me: (comforting him) Don't worry, Lincoln. You're not a bad brother, we can fix this, we just need to figure out a plan, and-

[Just then, the conversation between his parents continues.]

Lynn Sr.: "I'm sorry, honey, but I just can't pick a favorite. It's too hard."

Rita: "Fine. Can we at least just get rid of one? Just one? I'm begging you."

Lynn Sr.: "Okay, we'll get rid of, uh...the one with the white hair." [Lincoln and I gasp. His words worry Lincoln since he's the one with the white hair.] "You know, I'm not even sure if it's mine."

Lincoln and I: WHAT?!