User blog:AustinDR/The Holy Grail of Reviews

OK, so on FanFiction.net, I have so far gotten several good reviews on Shattered Innocence thus far, some ranging from 9/10, 10/10, etc. Again, I am pleasantly surprised by the outcome. I thought it was just an okay story that I happened to write on a whim, but I am thankful for the reviews thus far. So, I had just received a review for chapter 2 from some anonymous guest, and....my god, it's one of the best reviews I have ever received. Behold the brilliance:

'':I surprised that you made that fan fiction about Lincoln getting murdered by that mad men in the forest after he got kicked out by his own family that is an worse fan fiction of all my life.

Blaming the loud sisters and the loud parents for letting Lincoln to die in the woods leading the loud parents getting arrested by the police for child abuse and the sisters started to feel guilty for this only Clyde blame on them for their actions like the loud sisters think Lincoln clopped up the toilet but only Lucy did fighting over money scold him for made the embracing video of his sisters destroy the van in the morning while Lincoln trying to get his prefect spot and may turn Lincoln room into the the prison for his sisters during sister fight protocol that is not cool austindr.

How could you be so cruel and hate to Lincoln's family for thinking he bad luck after no such luck episode when you saw you know.

Lincoln is not a black sheep he no bad luck he not adopted he not inconvenient he not an bad guy he not lonely he not different he not an outcast and he not an worse brother.

He and his family are love each other carving each other and may hang out each other no matter what.

Some of the loud house fans think Lincoln his sisters and his parents are still have their love but you austindr you made that fan fiction so dark and cruel so you can make the loud family torn apart by letting him to...''

And it cut off from there. See what I mean, though? His words are absolutely brilliant. Not even Shakespeare himself could have dared to write such a masterpiece as this. Yes, behold all of the points that this user had given. Absolutely marvelous. The most well-written thing I have ever seen on the face on the Earth. Bless you, random reviewer for showering me in this review. I hope to cross paths with you again. Godspeed.