Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20181022222005/@comment-32807753-20181031181420

Lynn: Pfft. Talk about poor taste.

Lynn: Exactly!

Lincoln: [whispers to himself] Yeah… that’s it.

Lisa: [rushes from door] I have arrived with the decorations from under the front deck.

Lynn Sr.: Thanks, Lisa! Where are the other two?

Lisa: Must still be upstairs still. Sigh. [walks upstairs]

Luan: Wow! This box is a jackpot. [takes out silly spray]

Lynn: [throws balls of confetti at walls in basement basketball style] Wooh! I am too good at this! You better hurry up Lincoln. I might beat you at this!

Lincoln: You call that fast? I’ll show you! [whips out buntings across walls]

Lynn: Pfft. Lucky. I can do better! [puts out streamers baseball style]

Lincoln: Okay, Lynn. I think that’s enough competition for one day.

Luan: But you're the one that wanted to compete with her in the first place.

Lynn: Why, we were just getting started with-

[Lynn gets sprayed with silly spray]

Lynn: AHH!

Lynn: What was that for?! You know what? [sprays Luan back with silly spray]

Luan: Hey! Say it, don’t spray it! [laughs]

Lincoln: Come on, you two. You’re gonna waste all of the silly spray.

Luan: You’re right, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thank you, Lua-

Luan: [abruptly interrupts Lincoln, spraying silly spray on him] Hahahaha!

Lincoln: [spits out silly spray] Gross! It got in my mouth.

Lynn: [laughs] You got totally owned.

Lincoln: [throws confetti on Lynn]

Lynn: [throws confetti back at Lincoln]

[The two then end up in a childish slapping fight]

Lincoln: Enough! This is going nowhere!

Lynn: Hey, you started it! Not me!

Lisa: Wow. This story completely reflects your persona perfectly... being an immature child in a 13-year-old's body.

Lynn: Hey!