User blog:007Jamesdean/Snow Bored

[The Loud House. It is nighttime, and snow is falling. Inside, Lincoln and his sisters are watching the tv news.]

News Anchor: "Good evening, everybody. Now stay warm and stay tuned . Because we'll have tonight's weather right after this."

Laney: Snow day. Snow Day. Snow Day. Snow Day. Snow Day. Snow Day.

Lucy: [wishing] "Oh, spirit in the sky, grant my wish."

Lori: [her fingers are crossed] "Fingers crossed."

Luan: [her arms and legs are crossed.] "Everything crossed."

Lily: I hope we get a snow day.

Lola: "I got my lucky rabbit's foot."

Lana: "I got my lucky booger. This baby got me through preschool."

Lynn: "And I got my lucky jock" [stretches it, slinging it into Lincoln's face.]

Lincoln: "Ugh!" [to the viewers] "You may be wondering what the heck is going on here. I'll show ya'." [opens the front door and steps outside.] "See that? Snow, beautiful snow. And if it keeps coming down, we can be in for a snow day tomorrow. So tonight, we're doing everything in our power to make it happen."

Me and Varie walk to the house in our winter clothes.

Me: Hey, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Hey, J.D. Hey Varie.

Varie: It's really snowing isn't it?

Lincoln: It sure is.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: You all hoping for a snow day?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: We sure are.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luna: "Dudes! The weather's on!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Whoa wait for us!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me and Varie run in with Lincoln.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lincoln runs back in and cross his fingers. Me and Varie sit on the floor with him.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Hey girls.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Loud sisters: Hey J.D. Hey Varie.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lori: It's on!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Patchy Drizzle: "Patchy Drizzle here. Takin' on the weather, myself. Rollin' up my sleeves" [rolling his sleeves up] "Takin' it on."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Me, Varie Loud kids watch it seriously.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Patchy Drizzle: "Better put on the old snowshoes, folks, 'cause we could be getting up to twenty four inches of Mother Nature's dandruff. I regret saying that." [takes a piece of paper] "Ahem. The following schools will be closed tomorrow."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me, Varie and the Loud kids: [hopeful] "Royal Woods! Royal Woods! Royal Woods!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Patchy Drizzle: "Beaverton, Hazeltucky, Huntington Oaks and..."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[We all look on in awe.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Patchy Drizzle: "...that's it."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Oh Pancake Stacks!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: No Way!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">The Loud kids: [sad] "Awwww..."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lola: [angrily] "WHY YOU LOUSY-"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Patchy Drizzle: "I'm just kidding. You too, Royal Woods!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Aerial view of the house and the whole neighborhood; we all start cheering and jumping up and down.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">The Loud kids: [excited] "HOORAY! WOO HOO! Snow Day! Snow Day! Snow Day!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Snow Day! Snow Day!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Snow Day! Snow Day!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Patchy Drizzle: "Snow Day!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa appears and turns off the TV.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "This just in. There will not be a snow day tomorrow."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Her sibling, me and Varie are surprised and stop cheering.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Why?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Once I spray my super strength salt across the city roadways, we shall have no trouble accessing school."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[We all boo at Lisa and throw pillows at her.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lola: [angrily] "WHY WOULD YOU RUIN OUR SNOW DAY?!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Ahem." [pulls a chart down] "For every school day you miss, your brain functionality decreases by approximately point 0.006%"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Come on Lisa. Everyone needs to have some fun every once in a while.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Leni: "Yeah Lisa, snow days are F-O-N, fun!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [presses a button and the chart goes up.] "I rest my case. Besides, I fail to see how frolicking in frozen temperatures like a bunch of nincompoops is fun."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: You're just saying that because you've never experienced a snow day yourself!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Snow days are awesome.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Yeah! What if we could show you how fun snow days can be? Then would you call off the salt?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Good idea Lincoln.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily: I like that big brother.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The Loud kids agree with Lincoln and are excited to help Lisa]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Leni: "Yeah! F-O-N! F-O-N!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">The Loud kids: "F-O-N! F-O-N!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Fine! But only because I can't stand to hear you spell erroneously."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Me, Varie and The Loud kids cheer as they walk off.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Leni: [stops walking] "Wait, I thought we were spelling "fun"."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The next day, everybody is getting out of the house to have fun in the snow.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: [Approaches Lisa] Hello Lisa, I'll be your guide through the many fun things you can do on a snow day.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Okay, you've got four hours. Dazzle me or it's back to school for you truants." [puts on her snow goggles.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lincoln runs while pulling Lisa on the sled.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Nothing screams snow day like sliding down steep hills on a sled. A recommended activity for young thrill seekers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Woo! Sledding! What do you think, Lis?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "I think my buttocks are cold."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The sled hits a rock and Lisa accidentally gets off it while yelping.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Ooh! Ouch!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "And now bruised."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lincoln finishes building an igloo.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: When you bury yourself in the snow, make yourself at home with an old-fashioned snow fort.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: Come on in. You gotta check out the built in cup holders." [goes in]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Hmm... lacks crossbeams, low baring walls, a solid foundation..."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "All choices that I made."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Hardly up to code."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[After Lisa touches the igloo, it falls apart.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "It's collapsible too."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Not a fan of forts huh?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Look at mine.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney, Lisa and Lincoln are amazed to see that me and Varie had built an exact replica of the Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany entirely out of ice and snow.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Me and Varie built it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: Wow! J.D., Varie, this is incredible!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: The architectural structure is 100% accurate and the inside is 95.007% accurately replicated.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Colorado is known for having gorgeous winter weather and the snow days are perfect. I had lots of fun there before moving here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: There's still lots to do on a snow day.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lana comes]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: "How about letting old Lans take the reins?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: I don't see why not.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Knock yourself out. My buttocks are cold. And bruised."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lana made a snowman.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: "Say hello to Mr. Twig Arms!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Hi Mr. Twigarms!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Huh. So, what does Mr. Twig Arms do?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: "Uh... nothing. But, he's awful jolly."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: Perhaps if you valued your education, you could build something with more pizazz." [presses a button and a robot appears out of the garage.] "Say hello to Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Is that our mailbox?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The robot is searching for a target to destroy and thinks the snowman is the enemy and shoot lasers at Mr. Twig Arms.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Sorry, I forgot he has jolly seeking lasers."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Varie and Lola are ice skating.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lola: "Here's the returning champion, Lola Loud! About to execute a triple salchow!"[performs her triple salchow and sticks the landing.] "Come on, Lisa! It's your turn!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [counting formulas] "Based on water density, air temp, and the weight of a small human, that ice should give way in 3, 2..." [The ice breaks and Lola falls into the water.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lola: "Dang it."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Dang it's right. I was one second off."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie helps Lola out of the water and warms her up with warm water.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa, Laney and Lucy are making snow angels.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "What exactly are we doing?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Making snow angels.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lucy: "No we're not. We're playing corpsicle. It's my favorite snow game."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "How do you win? By getting hypothermia?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lucy: "Yes."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Luan is holding a bucket full of snow.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan: "Watch this, Lis. You're gonna love snow pranks."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: I don't remember snow pranks being an activity.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan: It's an activity to me! [The three siblings walk up to Lincoln who is rebuilding his snow fort. Luan winks at Lisa, who is confused and puts snow balls on Lincoln's butt.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan: "FROST BUTT!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: [panics and shivers] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: [Laughs] That is funny!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan: [laughs] "Oh, man. Classic Luan."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: [still shivering] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [researching on her phone] "Uh...as the famous Shackleton expedition has shown us, losing a buttock to frostbite is no laughing matter."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan: "Eesh, I'd really like to make a crack right now. But, it's snow time to be cheeky." [laughing] "Get it?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: [Laughs] Good one. Talk about a FROSTBITTEN ENDEAVOR! [Rimshot]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan laughs.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan: Did you get that one?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Unfortunately, yes."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: [still shivering] "Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lynn and Lisa are on a bobsled while their siblings watch.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Oh boy. This is very dangerous.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily: Yeah.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lynn: "Representing Royal Woods in the World Bobsled Finals, it's Lynn and Lisa Loud! Oh, yeah!" [starts the sled on the slope.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Woah, woah, woah... Stop!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lynn: [slips and accidentally lets the sled move away.] "Uh-oh."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Oh, crud!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "I can't see this ending well."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa goes really fast and gets off from her sled screaming in panic and falls in the snow. Her siblings gasp and come to her location.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Umm.. Snow angels?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Are you alright, Lisa?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Yes, I'm okay, but it's over, guys. Snow days are both pointless and a health hazard. Ergo, I shall unleash the salt."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa's siblings: "NOOOOOOOO!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The Loud kids complain at Lisa.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Please Lisa! Give us one last chance!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Aw, come on! Seriously?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "My decision is final. You cannot talk me out of it."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Someone throws a snowball at Lisa.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [angry] Alright, who did that?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Wasn't me.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Me neither.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The Loud kids move away and reveal that it was Lana.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: "Aw, you finks!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "You've poked a bear, my friend."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana:"Haha. What are you going to do..."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa throw a snowball at Lana.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Huh. That was actually quite satisfying."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa makes another snowball.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lynn: [helping Lana up with Lincoln] "Here, Lana."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Boy, she nailed you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: She got you good.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Let's help you up."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa throws a snowball at Lana again, and the others as well.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Hey, this is kind of..."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: "Fun?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Yes, F-O-N, fun."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Oh it is on!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Bring it on!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The Loud kids are having fun with snowballs.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">We have done it! We turned Lisa's thoughts on snow days around.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Later at nighttime, Lincoln is blowing hot air at his hot cocoa.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Hey, Lincoln, Laney, J.D., Varie, Thanks for today. You made a snow day convert out of me."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Anything for our favorite little scientist.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: No problem, Lisa. I'm just glad you had fun with us today.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Me too. Especially since Patchy said back to school tomorrow."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: I don't want this to end. This was too much fun.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa gets surprised and smiles.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The next day, me, Varie and the Loud sisters come into Lincoln's room while he is still sleeping.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lynn: "Lincoln, wake up! It's a snow day miracle."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Lynn, what are you talking about?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lori: [joyful] "Look outside!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lincoln looks out the window to see it's another snow day.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "What in the what? How is this even possible?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: "Oh, my lucky booger worked again!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [imitates buzzer] "Incorrect. I called some friends at NASA. They pulled a few strings, and a little cloud-seeding later, we have ourselves another snow day."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "That is awesome! Thanks, Lisa."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Right on, Lisa!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: "Aw, I still think that was you, Lucky B." [Kisses her booger]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Outside, Lincoln is sledding.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "YEAH!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Suddenly, Lisa blasts snowballs at him and Lincoln crashes into a tree where a pile of snow falls onto him.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [laughs] "There's nothing like another whole day of lobbing frozen projectiles. WOO HOO! Snow day!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lana is making another snowman.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: "Ah. Even better."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Suddenly, Lisa starts firing snowballs and makes a hole on Mr. Twig Arms Jr.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: [gasps] "Mr. Twig Arms Jr.!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [laughs] "Look alive, Lana! Mr. Twig Arms sure doesn't."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Laney is making snow angels when suddenly a shadow appeared and a big pile of snow falls on her]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: Heads up!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: [muffled] Arrgh...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me, Varie and Lily are grinding on lines of ice made by me as I use my water powers to form them. We invented a new sport called ice grinding. Lily was wearing a dark blue coat with black snow pants.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: [To the viewers] In case you're wondering why Lily has my old snow clothes on, I'm letting her wear them for a while until she has her own clothes. Her closet is full of baby clothes and she's too big to fit in them. The only clothes she has in her size are the ones she got during the whole April Fools Travesty.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: YEE-HAW!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily: Yeah! Whoo!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">But we then are under attack as we see Lisa firing snowballs at us with her tank.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: Yoo hoo! Go ahead! Snow my day!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Good shots Lisa!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: So that's how you want to play. Bring it on!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me, Varie and Lily form lots of snow balls with our powers and rain them down on Lisa and she's buried.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa pops out of the pile of snow and she sees that we have vanished. She sees us up in the air.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Prepare to drop snowballs on my mark.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Right.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily: Roger.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">We fly over the Loud House.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Now!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me, Varie and Lily drop snowballs from 50 feet in the air and Lisa gets pelted and buried.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me, Varie and Lily had performed a successful snowball air strike.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily: Lisa had it coming.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lynn is riding her sled when suddenly Lisa appears on her own one.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Hey, Lynn!" [busts out a snowball gatling gun] "Say hello to my not-so-little friend." [laughs as she throws snowballs at her sister.] Snow daaaaaaaaaaaaay!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lynn falls into Lincoln's fort.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;"> Lincoln:  "Dang it."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa comes by with a bazooka loaded with snow.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Hey, guys! I want to show you my latest invention: the Ultra Snowzooka! Patent pending." [Looks around] "Guys? Where'd they go?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Me, Varie and the other siblings are inside the house.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Where did it all go wrong! All we wanted to do was show Lisa how fun snow days are!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "But now, We've created a monster!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lori: "At least we're safe in here."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lucy: "Yeah. It's not like she can bring snow inside the house."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: [Looks at something and gasps] I wouldn't be so sure! Duck!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa shoots snow at them and they yelp at their ambush.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Behold, my latest latest invention! Indoor snow! Patent pending!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: RUN!!!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa starts shooting snowballs and laughs while her siblings run off terrified and me, Varie and Lily form slingshots made of water and we fire Lisa's new snow at her]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lori is hiding in her room's closet.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lori: [to Bobby on her tablet] "Boo Boo Bear, Lisa is literally out of control." [pants in fear]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [opens the door] "On the contrary, I've never felt more in control, or more alive!" [to Bobby] "She'll have to call you back, Boo Boo Bear."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lori: "I love you."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa shoots Lori with snow, but before the snowballs could hit her, Lily flies in and grabs Lori and takes her out of the closet and flies out of the room with her.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lori sees Lily flying with wings made of pure glowing blue water.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lori: Lily, you can fly?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily: Yes, Lori.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily then forms her slingshot and fires more snowballs at Lisa. Pelting her.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lana is checking outside of her room and runs to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Lisa shoots snow.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: [runs out of the bathroom with her dungarees down while screaming.] "Is nothing sacred?!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa laughs evilly]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Hey Lisa!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa sees me standing in the doorway of Lincoln's Bedroom.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Don't you know anything about respecting someones privacy?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">I form my slingshot and fire snowballs at her.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln and Leni are hiding in the fireplace.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: We should be safe under here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Leni: [holds up a bag of brown nuts] I brought chestnuts for roasting.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [Up the chimney] YOO HOO! Here's Jack Frost nipping at your nose!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa points the bazooka down the chimney and shoots snow down it

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: Aw, shoo!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">I use the Force and pull Lincoln and Leni out before the snow could hit them.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Are you two okay?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: Yes. Thanks to you J.D.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lucy is hiding in the vent.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lucy: "That maniac will never find me here."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lynn: [Shows up] "Mind if I join you?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lucy: "It's pretty crowded up here with me and the spirits. But I think there's room next to Great Grandma Harriet."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lynn: [sits next to her sister] "Phew! Oh, safe at last!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[A giant snowball is rolling towards Lynn and Lucy. They panic and run away from it.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lynn: "Move it, Grandma!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie pulls the grate off the vent and Lynn and Lucy got out.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lynn: Whew! Thanks Varie.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: No Problem.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[In Laney's room, Laney was hiding under her bed]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Okay. Lisa can't find me. I'll just hide here until spring... [Just then, Lisa enters the room with her snow-zooka]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [Ominous Voice] Laaaaaaaney... Come out and plaaaay. [Laney was petrified and tried not to make a sound. Lisa walks around Laney and Lucy's Bunk. She looks around, shrugs, then leaves]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Whew... [She turns around and Lisa's snow-zooka was pointed at her face]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: Peek-a-boo!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">But before Lisa fired a ball of water enveloped Laney and phased through the floor and she disappeared as Lisa fired. Laney appeared in the kitchen and she sees Varie.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">The ball of water vanished and Laney was a little wet.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Whew! Thanks Varie.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: You're welcome, Laney.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: How did you get me into the kitchen?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: I have a unique power called Water Intangibility. It allows me to go through any object, the walls, ceiling or floor unharmed. I can also do this to other people.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: Very clever.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Later at night, Me, Varie the Loud kids are at the living room and wish to end snow days.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lucy: "Oh, spirit in the sky. End this madness."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lori: [fingers crossed] "Please, please. No more snow!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan: [arms and legs crossed] "Yeah, I can't take another day of this."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: [shivering, with a blanket wrapped around her] I'm ready for Spring now...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily: No more snow days. Please.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lola: "How do you reverse a rabbit's foot?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: I don't think it works that way, Lola.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lana: "Lucky B, You've gone too far!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luna: "Dudes! It's on!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Patchy Drizzle: "Well, no one saw this coming but it looks like we're in for another foot of snow tonight! And that's gonna mean... [The Loud kids gasp.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Patchy Drizzle: ...School closings!'

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The Loud kids groan sadly.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Oh no!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "YESSS! Thank you, NASA! You punks ready for tomorrow? 'Cause my snow powered tank sure is!"[clicks a button]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Outside, the tank sends more snow.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa's Siblings: "NOOOOO!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Lisa, please, enough! You have to call off the snow day."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Sorry, bub. Cloud-seeding isn't exactly reversible."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: "Then use your special salt!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "But I'm really looking forward to another snow day. You guys convinced me, they are F-O-N, fun!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "I think we've had enough fun" [The sisters beg Lisa to call off the snow day.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Leni: "Please! We gotta go back to school!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Luan: "Bring on the learning!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: I think we've all had enough snow days for a while.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Yeah but we all had a lot of fun.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lily: I agree. This is my first ever snow day as a 10-year-old and I got to have a lot of fun.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: I'm glad you had a lot of fun Lily.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "Well, I'm quite crestfallen. But if that is the consensus, I'll submit to the will of the majority."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Leni: "So...going back to school?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa nods and me, Varie the sisters cheer.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Leni: "S-K-O-O-L! S-K-O-O-L!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: "Thanks, Lis."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: "No problem, Lincoln. Best get ready for bed. School day tomorrow."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[The next morning, Lisa is sitting in her tank, which now shoots the salt.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa: [to the viewers] "Well, Houston, mission accomplished. My master plan was a major success. I'm pretty sure my siblings won't be wanting anymore snow days." [rises out of the tank] "And now that I've repurposed my snow tank to a salt-spraying, snow-melting de-icer, it's time for some real F-U-N, spelled correctly, I might add."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">[Lisa makes the tank move forward and spray salt as me, Varie and her siblings follow her.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lisa's sisters: "School day! School day! School day!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Lincoln: [to the viewers; confused] "Wait. What just happened? "

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Laney: I don't know, but I'm glad it's over.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Me: Me too.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Varie: Same here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">THE END

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Well another Fanfiction Completed.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Snow days are fun but only when recommended because of the weather.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">This takes place in the last week of November.