User blog:TheLoudHouseFanatic1998/Fanfiction - Cereal Offender (Re-Write)

This is my 2nd fanfic, and it was requested by Jokerman20. The Credit goes to him. Anyways, enjoy!.

(Lincoln is eating cereal and watching a commercial for a new one)

Lincoln: (looks down at his cereal) "Yes..."

Announcer: "Then try Zombie Bran! The cereal that turns you into the walking fed!"

(A box of Zombie Bran appears on-screen and the kids in the commercial have turned into zombies from eating it)

Zombie Girl: (zombie voice) "Braaaaan!"

Zombie Boy: (zombie voice) "Braaaaan! BRAAAAAN!!"

Lincoln: (filled with desire) "Must...have...Zombie Bran!" (runs to the kitchen!) "Mom! MOM!!"

(In the kitchen, Rita is using a plunger to unclog the sink)

Rita: "What on Earth is down here?"

Lincoln: "Mom! Mom! Can we please get Zombie Bran cereal? "(cutely pleading) "Please please please please please please?"

Rita: "Sorry, sweetie. We've got a very tight budget. And by the time I get everything on my grocery list, there's no money leftover for treats."

(The grocery list is shown to be very long)

Lincoln: "Hmm..." (gets an idea) "What if I could get everything on here and still have enough money leftover for Zombie Bran?"

Rita: "You wanna do the shopping for me? I don't know, Lincoln. It's a big responsibility; I'm not sure you can handle it."

Lincoln: "I can, Mom! I promise!

(Enter Luna)

Luna: He's right mom. And think think of what you could do with all that time to yourself."

(Rita suddenly imagines herself at a spa where she has gotten a facial with cucumber slices covering her eyes, getting a massage and a manicure and enjoying a smoothie)

Rita: "Mmm...ah, yes..." (She belches upon sipping her smoothie and sighs with relief; end fantasy)

Rita: "Deal. But just this once, okay?"

Lincoln: "YES!!!" "Thanks mom!" "Also Luna, how did you know I needed to get it?"

Luna: "Oh that." I thought you can use a guardian to keep you company."

Lincoln: (Surprised) "Really?" "You'll do that for me?"

Luna: (Smiles) "Of course. I'll do anything for you little bro."

Lincoln: (Hugs Luna) "Thanks Luna."

Luna: "Anytime, little bro." (Rubs Lincoln's hair)

(Rita finds the source of the clog in the sink, which is Luan's multiple handkerchief prop)

Rita: "Oh, so that's it!" [pulls out all the handkerchiefs] "LUAN, NO MORE COMEDY PROPS IN THE SINK!!!"

(Lincoln is checking the shopping supplies)

Lincoln: "Reusable bags, calculator, more reusable bags..."

(Enter Lori)

Lori: "Lincoln! I'm going shopping with you! Bobby literally just got a job as a stock boy."

(The rest of his sisters join in and wanna come along)

Luna: "Sorry, guys. Linc's the man on a mission and besides, you'll just get in our way."

Lynn: "No we won't. Uh...we'll help you shop."

(The others agree with Lynn; Lincoln takes a look at the long list, then to his sister Luna. He sighs)

Lincoln: "Okay, fine. I guess we could use a little help."

Sisters: "YAY!!!"

(Enter Lily playing with a pretend shopping cart, wanting to coming along, too)

Sisters: "Aww..."

Lincoln: (picks her up) "Sorry, Lily. You're staying with Dad." [Lily whacks him with her purse] "Ow!" "Ok, you can come."

(The girls snicker at what happened. Lincoln glares at them. They stop laughing)

Lori: "Sorry Lincoln, we couldn't really resist."

(The Loud's arrive at Super Mart)

Rita: "Alright, Lincoln. Here's the list, and here's exactly $200." (gives him the list and money) (To Luna) "Luna, your in charge of looking after Lincoln."

Luna: "You can count on me, Mom!"

Rita: Good. (Excited) "I'll be back in an hour! I'm off to get my first pedicure in 17 years!"

(Lincoln enters the store, and there's a sign promoting Zombie Bran)

Lincoln: "You will be mine."

Luna: "It will be Lincoln. Don't worry."

(Lincoln smiles at Luna. Their sisters enter)

Lincoln: Ok guys, you ready?

(Enter the manager)

Manager: "Whoa, whoa! What do you hooligans think you're doing?"

Lincoln: "We're shopping for our mom, sir."

Lori: (Notices Bobby and gasps) "Bobby Boo-Boo Bear!"

(Bobby is stocking paper towel rolls)

Bobby: "Babe!"

(They hug)

Lori: "I love a man in uniform!"

Bobby: "It's okay, boss. I know them."

Manager: (Hostilely) "Very reassuring, Boo-Boo Bear. (Checks their list) "Huh...eggs, milk...okay, okay. Looks legit." (Threateningly) "But any monkey business, and you're all out on your keisters!" (Leaves)

Lincoln: "Alright, guys, you heard him! You all have to be on your best behavior! Now, if we each take a section of Mom's list-"

(The girls run over him and go off into different sections of the store)

Lincoln: "I should have known...I've been played..."

(Luna helps him up.)

Luna: "Don't worry, Lincoln. At least you and I can get some groceries and get a Zombie Bran."

Lincoln: (Smiles) Thanks sis. At least you're the only one who doesn't misbehave.

Luna: (Giggles) Touche bro.

(The list reads for eggs that are not cracked, milk that's not spoiled, instant noodles, onions and potatoes)

Lincoln: "I've got $200. I just need a way to save $4." (Finds a dented can of tomato sauce) "Ooh! 10 cents off the dented one! A couple more savings like this and I'll have enough for my Zombie Bran!"

Luna: Indeed you will, bro.

(Lynn is speeding on a shopping cart)

Lynn: "YIPPEE-KI-YEE, MARKET SHOPPERS! YAYAYAYAYAYA-WOO!" [runs into and picks up Lincoln]

Lincoln: "Lynn!" [notices the manager polishing a chicken rotisserie and gasps] "Eject! EJECT!"

[The cart goes wheeling by and the manager goes after it; Lynn has landed in the marshmallow bin]

Lynn: "Ah, nice! Ha ha! Soft landing."

(Lincoln has landed in the pineapple box)

Luna: Lincoln! (Runs up to him) Are you ok bro?

Lincoln: Ugh. Yeah, I'm ok. Thanks sis.

(A kid who looks eerily identical to Lincoln with bleach blonde hair, an orange shirt, blue jeans and a white beanie notices him and laughs at his painful landing)

Bratty Kid: "Now that's what I call a "hard" landing!" (Continues laughing)

(Lincoln & Luna are mad at him for laughing, but decides to ignore him and continue shopping)

Luna: "Wait a minute. You've got something on your pants dude."

Lincoln: "Have I?" (He sees he still as a pineapple on the seat of his pants) "Dang it!"

Luna: "Don't worry, allow me." "This might hurt a bit though." (She pulls the pineapple out)

Lincoln: "YEOWCH!"

Luna: "Job done." (Tosses the pineapple away)

Lincoln: "Phew!" "Thanks sis." "Now, where were we?" "Ah, yes, Milk."

Luna: "Well Lincoln, looks like we need to get "mooooooving" to it.

Lincoln: (Laughs) Good one Luna. (Whispers) I think your jokes are better than Luan's, but don't tell her.

Luna: Don't worry Lincoln. My lips are sealed. (She pretends to zip her lip with an imaginary zipper. Then she pretends to lock it with an imaginary key and throws it in the air)

(They hug each other and laugh with each other. In the dairy section, Luan is juggling eggs)

Luan: "Step right up, folks, to see some eggs-cellent juggling!" (laughs) "Get it?" (drops the eggs on a passing customer) "Whoops! Oh, looks like the yolk's on you! (laughs again)

Lincoln: "Luan! Cut it out!" (notices the manager checking inventory)

(Now Luan is balancing eggs on her head)

Luan: "Whoa! How's this for a balanced breakfast?" (laughs some more)

9Lincoln & Luna grab her and the manager slips on the egg yolks and lands on the pineapple Luna disposed of)

Manager: "YEOWCH! WHO DID THIS?!" [looks around] "We've got 2 hooligans in our midst..."

(Lincoln, Luna & Luan are hiding under the shopping cart)

Luan: "Ah, he's no fun. I was on an egg roll! Get it?" (laughs as Lincoln & Luna groan)

(Lincoln & Luna has just gotten more of the shopping done)

Lincoln: "Okay, that's another 50 cents saved for old lettuce."

Luna: That's a new record.

(The intercom comes on)

Manager: (On the intercom) "Attention, shoppers! We have a 2 for 1 sale on waffles!"

Luna: "Ooh! A sale!" [They head over to the frozen food section and picks up two boxes of frozen waffles] "2 for 1!" [calculates] "That will definitely put you another buck closer to Zombie Bran, bro!"

Lincoln: Definitely Luna!

Clerk: "AAAHH!!! THERE'S A CHILD IN THE FROZEN PEAS!!! AAAHH!!!" (Runs away)

(Lincoln & Luna find that it's Lisa)

Luna: "Lisa! What in the name of Mick Swagger are you doing?"

Lisa: "Research for my cryogenic freezer. The future needs my brain."

Lincoln: "I don't believe this."

(The manager is coming and Lincoln & Luna has gotten Lisa out right before he could check)

Manager: "Doh! Where did those hooligans go?"

(Lincoln, Luna & Lisa escape via the snowman display for the frozen foods, and Lincoln & Luna move onto the seafood aisle)

Lincoln: "Okay, talapia." (Notices Leni tying balloons to the lobsters and setting them free)

Leni: "Be free! The ocean's that way. Or is it that way?"

Lincoln: "No, no, no, no, no! Leni! What are you doing?"

Leni: "Can you believe people were going to eat these poor, helpless creatures?" (lets another one go)

Luna: "Leni! Your not supposed to do that!"

(One of the lobsters pops its balloon with its claw and lands on Lincoln's back and snaps his leg)

Lincoln: "YEOWCH! OW OW OW OW!" (They hide Leni behind the lobster tank just as the manager arrives)

Manager: "What the? Who did this?" (Notices Lincoln & Luna's hairs and laughs viciously) "I gotcha now." (One of the lobsters pinches his ankle) "YEOWCH! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" (Crashes off-screen)

Lincoln: (Pushing Leni) "Go go go go! What is wrong with you guys? I told you I was on a mission, and you're all behaving like four year olds!"

Luna: Yeah! If you can't behave, then maybe me and Lincoln will!

(The toiletry asle)

Lincoln: "Let's see...value pack...family pack...ah, here we go! Village pack!" (Puts a giant pack of three ply toilet paper into the cart and checks it off the list] "Check! Yes! That was the last item. And now for the moment of truth." [takes a deep breath and calculates the total]"And the grand total is...$196, which leaves...4 bucks for Zombie Bran! YES!!! Let's go Luna!" (They head over to the cereal aisle and find one box of Zombie Bran left) "Phew. Last box. I can't believe it's really-" (That bratty kid who is Lincoln's Doppelganger snatches the box)

Bratty Kid: "Mine!"

Lincoln: "Hey, you can't do that! We had it first!"

Bratty Kid: "And I have it now, Pineapple Boy!" (Runs off laughing with the box, but is suddenly stopped by Lincoln, who tackles him to the floor)

Lincoln: Ha! You're not getting away this time!

(The bratty kid suddenly punches Lincoln in the chest. Luna gasps.)

Bratty Kid: (Laughs) There's no way your getting this box, and no one can stop me! (Runs off with the box, but gets stopped by their sisters)

Lori: (Indignant) I don't think so!

Leni: Give our brother & sister back their cereal now! They've spent all their time and effort trying to buy all the gross cherries out of it! Especially for our mother!"

Lisa: (Correcting Leni) "Er, it's pronounced groceries, Leni."

Leni: "That too!"

Lynn: (Pulling up her sleeves) "That's right! And we demand you give that cereal back to our siblings!"

Sisters: (All together at once) "NOW!"

Bratty Kid: (Unconvinced) "Or else what?"

(Lori whistles at the manager, signaling him to come over to them)

Manager: (To Lori) "I heard whistling!"

Lori: (Points to the bratty kid) "Sir, this little boy, with the white hat, is the hooligan who made the mess here in the store, he also snatched away a box of cereal from our brother & sister!"

(The manager then glares at the bratty kid, who is smiling nervously)

Manager: (To the bratty kid) "So, you're the one who's been causin' trouble around the store! Boo-Boo Bear! Push broom!"

(Bobby hands his boss the push broom and he pushes the bratty kid and his mom out of the store)

Bobby: (To the bratty kid) "That'll teach you not to mess around in my boss's store, or steal something from my girlfriend's lil' bro and his sister!"

(As Bobby walks back inside the store, the mother furiously glares at her son)

Bratty Kid's Mom: (Furious) "I can't believe you got us kicked out of here! When we get home, you're in big trouble, young man!" (She grabs him by the ear, while they both walking away)

Bratty kid: "MY ZOMBIE BRAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(The manager hands the cereal back to Lincoln.)

Manager: (To the Louds) "I'm sorry about all this, if there is anything I hate more than hooligans, it's thieves. Thanks for letting me know about this, but I'm still calling your parents about how you was misbehaving. In the meantime, have a good day everybody, and stay outta trouble. (He then starts to leave, but not before looking at Bobby, his employee) "I'm also sorry for doubting you, Boo-Boo Bear. You was right about this people. (Points his thumb at the Louds) "Maybe these people aren't so bad after all, but they still better be careful next time." (Bobby nods at his statement) "Keep up the good work, Boo-Boo Bear." (Pats Bobby on the shoulder)

Bobby: (To his manager) "Thanks, boss!"

(Bobby then walks up to the Louds)

Lori: (To Bobby) "Thanks again for helping us, Boo-Boo Bear."

Bobby: (To Lori and her siblings) "Anything for my babe and her siblings. Well better get back to work, Later guys! (To Lori) "Later babe." (Bobby grabs his push broom, and leaves)

Lincoln: (To his sisters] "Thanks for helping me get my cereal back, guys."

Luna: Yeah, we own you guys one. But why'd ya do it for us?"

Luan: (To Lincoln & Luna) "Well, we've noticed how much you two wanted to that cereal so badly. When that kid snatched away the cereal you wanted, we've realized how irresponsible we were being in the store."

Lori: (To Lincoln, very solemnly) "We're sorry for being so rambunctious, Lincoln. (To Luna, very solemnly) You too Luna. From now on, we promise, that we'll behave ourselves the next time we come here at the store."

Sisters: (Agreeing with Lori) "Yeah."

Lincoln: (To his sisters) "Thanks, guys." And thank you Luna, for looking after me and helping me.

Luna: Your welcome bro. I'm just glad your ok.

Lincoln: Yeah, thanks to the best sister.

Luna: (Touched) Oh Lincoln. (Hugs him)

Sisters: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

(The Loud's arrive back home, where they find their parents, with angry glares on their faces)

Rita: (Upset) "I've just got a call from the manager of the store, and I'm very disappointed in you girls." (The sisters starts to look down, feeling very guilty) "But, I'm also very proud of you for helping your brother with the groceries."

(The sisters then look up, and starts smiling at their mother's statement)

Rita: (To Luna) And Luna, thank you for looking after Lincoln.

Luna: No worries, mom.

Lynn Sr: (Sternly) "However, you do realize we're still gonna have to punish you, girls."

Rita: (Also sternly) "Your father's right, girls. You're all grounded for a month."

Sisters: (Very sadly) "Yes, mom."

(Their parents then walk into their bedroom, while the girls sadly walk upstairs. Lincoln & Luna look at their sisters, feeling very sorry for them)

(Later in the morning, the sisters were in Lori and Leni's room, still upset that they were grounded. Then there's a knock on the door)

Lori: [calling out from her bed] "Who is it?" [Her door opens to reveal their siblings Lincoln & Luna, with 2 trays of 11 bowls of cereal) "Guys, what's all this?"

Lincoln: (o his sisters) "Well, Me & Luna felt really bad about you guys getting grounded, so Me & Luna decided to give you all each of your own bowl of delicious Zombie Bran." (They hand each of them a bowl of Zombie Bran cereal)

Lynn: (Surprised) "You made all these for all of us?"

Lincoln: (With his bowl of cereal) "It's just my way of saying "thank you" to you girls, especially to Luna for looking after me."

Sisters: (Touched by their brother's words) "Aww..."

Luna: Thanks bro. I really looking after you. We should do that again.

Lincoln: We should sis. (Holding up his spoon) "So, are we just gonna sit here and chat, or are we gonna enjoy our Zombie Bran cereal!"

Lori: "We only have one thing to say, Lincoln." (Splatters the cereal all over Luan's face and starts acting like a zombie) "OOH...BRAAAAAN!!!"

(The kids start having a Zombie Bran fight which Lily watches)

Lily: (Zombie voice to the viewers) "BRAAAAAN!!!"

THE END