Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180407173640/@comment-32807753-20180409150329

''Lynn: I FOUND IT! I FOUND THE MONEY!

Sisters: YOU DID!''

Lisa: I think you need a question mark there, buddy.

Lynn pulled out his 45 dollars and they all gasp

Lincoln: Where's the 45 cents leftover? And again, what would you even do with my money anyway? That would only be like 4 and a half dollars for each of you.

''Luna: That lying twerp!

Leni: I can't believe he wouldn't share his money!''

Lincoln: Again, it's my share of money! It's just as much as mine as your share of money are yours.

''Lola: Well, since we have it now, lets split it for ourselves!

Lisa: That would be 4.5 dollars each!

Lori: Let's do it then!''

Lana: Well, well well, look who arrived home?

Lincoln: Huh?

Luan: Don't act stupid Lincoln! You thought we believed you earlier!

Lincoln: What?

Lori: We found your money stash in your drawers!

Lincoln: Wait, what?!

Lincoln immediately runs upstairs and turns to his room, to only find it as a mess. He saw his bed flipped over, all of his toys ripped open, and his posters on the floor. He was afraid to look, but when he did, he saw his underwear drawer raided, with his money missing. He immediately felt his adrenaline pumping as he felt his rage increase. Lincoln: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!

He ran downstairs giving him an evil smile, knowing what they did. ''

Lincoln: An evil smile? Why?

Lori: From getting your money stolen?

Lincoln: Confusing reaction...

''Lincoln: ARE YOU GUYS REALLY THAT POOR?! YOU GOT YOUR OWN MONEY YESTERDAY! WHAT HAPPEN TO IT!

Sisters: We've spent it all!

Lincoln: OF COURSE YOU DID! I WAS SAVING UP FOR SOMETHING AND YOU GUYS TOOK MY MONEY! GIVE IT BACK!''

Lisa: No need to restate what we just saw.

''Lori: No can do buddy!

Lincoln: WHY NOT?!

Luna: Because we've SPENT it too!''

Luna: Man. How ruthless are we in this story?

Leni: Did we really learn nothing from the treasure hunt?

Lucy: This whole thing is just gonna drag on. Is it?

Lincoln: And here comes another hate speech in three. Two. One. (points)

''Lincoln: SOME SISTERS HUH?! THEY HAVE THERE OWN MONEY AND THEY SPEND IT! THAT'S WHEN THEY DECIDE TO COME STEAL MY MONEY SO THEY CAN STILL BE RICH IN THE HOUSE!

Lana: WELL, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T LIE TO US, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED! Lincoln: IF I DIDN'T LIE?! IF I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH, YOU WOULD'VE TAKEN IT ANYWAYS!

Lori: WELL, SUCKS TO BE YOU! WE USED ALL OF THE MONEY NOW!

Lincoln: I HATE YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS THINK YOU COULD JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT IN THIS HOUSE BECAUSE YOU OUTNUMBER ME BY 10 TO 1! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I DO EVERYTHING TO YOU GUYS AND ALL YOU REPAY ME IS TO JUST MISTREAT ME?! YOU GUYS ARE ROTTEN, CRUEL SISTERS THAT HAVE NO LOVE FOR THEIR ONLY BROTHER!''

Lincoln: Bingo! There it is!

[beat]

Lori: What? No speech this time?

Lincoln: What's even the point? No matter how many times I keep saying I love my sisters, people are always going to think the opposite, even if it comes from me. Life is too precious, Lori.

After Lincoln said that, they all started attacking him. Lincoln tried to escape, but was constantly being grabbed everytime he tried. Lynn Sr. and Rita, who were watching the whole thing finally stepped in and stopped the fight.

Rita: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GIRLS!

Sisters: US?! IT WAS ALL LINCOLN

Lincoln: THAT'S SUCH A LIE! YOU STOLE MY MONEY!

Sisters: YOU KEPT IT AWAY FROM US!

Lincoln: BECAUSE YOU HAD YOUR OWN MONEY!

Lisa: WE GET IT! YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON! GOOD FOR YOU! BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A PUNCTUATION THAT CAN BE USED TO EXPRESS STRONG FEELINGS FROM A SENTENCE! EXCEPT THERE IS! IT'S CALLED THE EXCLAMATION POINT! JUST USE THAT!

Lincoln: Lisa! Stop!

Lisa: (clears throats) Apologies. I got a little carried away there.

''The girls continued to yell at Lincoln, ignoring their parents. Lincoln, who was fed up with what he's been through has had it. He reached his breaking point. No one could stop him now!

Lincoln: (blind rage) ENOUGH!!!!

This made everyone, including his parents to stop arguing and put their attention on him.

Lincoln: (blind rage) WHY AM I ALWAYS THE VICTIM?! HUH? WHY ME?! FIRST, YOU BEAT ME UP JUST FOR A QUARTER, THEN YOU START MISTREATING ME BECAUSE YOU GUYS JUST WANT THE MONEY FOR YOURSELVES AND NOW, ONCE I FINALLY GOT MY SHARE OF THE CUT, YOU GUYS COME IN AND RUINED IT AGAIN BY STEALING THE MONEY! WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE ME SO MUCH?! I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU GUYS, AND ALL I GET IN RETURN IS THIS! JUST BECAUSE OF MONEY! IN MY OPINION, LILY IS THE ONLY ONE BEING SMART BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW THIS STUFF BECAUSE SHE'S A BABY! A BABY! YOU GUYS ARE MUCH OLDER THAN HER AND YOU GUYS JUST DO THIS TO ME! (teary eyes) I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU SAY YOU DO, YOU DON'T LOVE ME! ALL YOU GUYS DO IS JUST USE ME AND/OR MISTREAT ME! EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE, I ALWAYS QUESTION MYSELF, "WILL THIS FAMILY BECOME NORMAL AGAIN" AND AFTER TONIGHT, I FINALLY GOT MY ANSWER, AND THAT IS NO! YOU GUYS ARE NO SISTERS OF MINE, IF YOU TREAT ME THIS BAD!''

Lincoln: Ooh! This one is even longer than the last one! Seriously though. I'm starting to sound less like an eleven year old, and more like some whiny, angsty teen.

''Rita: WELL, ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?! YOU GIRLS HAVE JUST DRIVEN HIM TO HIS BREAKING POINT! Lynn Sr: Don't you even feel somewhat bad for him?!''

Lisa: Oh, now you stop using all caps?

''The sisters couldn't answer because Lincoln's speech to them just keep replaying itself over and over again in their heads.

Rita: You don't even have an answer for us!

Lynn Sr: He does everything for you guys, and this is what you do to him. He isn't wrong! I've seen you girls use him and mistreating him, when he did nothing to you girls! Let me tell you something, all of that Sharon DeMonet stuff was all fake! I did that to you guys so you can learn how to share money, but it seems like it didn't work! ''

Lincoln: Then why don't you do something about it? ''The sisters are even more appalled after learning that the Sharon DeMonet stuff was fake. Leni finally broke the silence from the sisters.

Leni: (low voice) W-What?

Rita: That's right! Dad wasted his work bonus to teach you girls a lesson, but it seems like it wasn't worth it!

Lynn Sr: And because of that, you're all grounded for two months! Understand?''

LKs: Of course!