User blog:Chanyhuman/Slice of Loaf (Genderbent Slice of Life)

The fallowing is a Genderbent version of Slice of Life.

Story

Slice of Loaf

[We open on a scene from one of Linka’s manga comics; two characters are having a clash, and they "speak" in Linka’s voice.]

Character #1: "If we cannot decide who gets the triangle of power, then we must..."

Character #2: "BATTLE!!!"

[The two characters power up and leap toward a pizza-shaped artifact and shout "YAAAHHHHHHH!!" as the caption is spelled out.]

[Cuts to Linka on her bed reading a manga comic.]

Linka: "Ah, nothing like a little manga-reading before dinner."

Randy: *offscreen* "KIDS! PIZZA'S HERE!"

[Cuts to an exterior view of the house; a pizza delivery truck with a sign that says "DELIVERY IN 30 MINUTES OR ELSE" is seen driving away.]

[The scene then cuts to Linka walking down the stairs.]

Linka: "In a family this big..."

[Linka moves to the side of the stairway to avoid her brothers stampeding down; Leif then comes sliding down the banister.]

Loki, Loni, Luke, Lexx, Levi, Lynn, Lars, and Lane: "PIZZA!!!"

Leif: "OOH, PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA, YEEES!"

Linka: "... getting seconds is rare." *runs down*

[Cut to a pizza box getting set down on the dining room table.]

Linka: "Especially when it comes to pizza."

[Linka opens the box to reveal the pizza; she and her brothers reach in and take out a slice each, leaving only one left.]

Linka: "With twelve slices and eleven kids, there's always one slice left. Who gets the last slice? Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about..."Linka Loud's ABCs to Getting the Last Slice". [The of it title appears as she speaks it.] "First, "A"; we argue."

Loki: "I'm the oldest, so I should get it!"

Lexx: "Not in your life! Beauty before age!"

Leif: "Oh, then I guess I should get it."

Lynn: "You don't need it! You'll just eat your boogers instead!"

Leif: "Hmm, true."

Lane: "This is bad news any way you slice it." *laughs* "Get it?"

Leon: *blows a raspberry at Lane’s joke. *

Lars: "I know. I'll just contact the spirits and have them decide."

Luke: "Dude, dinner's kinda crazy with a spooky little guy like you."

Levi: "Perhaps I can use my calipers to equally measure us all a piece."

Loni: "Who needs caterpillars? All we have to do is split it evenly 40/40."

[The brothers are still arguing in the background with various speech balloons indicating random objects as if they are cursing.]

Linka: "Arguing never works. So if we can't decide who gets the last slice, it brings us to "B"; we must..."[in her imagination, Linka spins around and is enveloped in shining rays of light; the light breaks away to reveal Linka in an anime-like form.] "... BATTLE!"

[Images of Fantasize anime versions of the Loud brothers appear; they shout as they circle the pizza slice and jump for it.]

[Cut to an outside view of the house.]

Lynn Sr.: *offscreen* "KIDS! There's no need to fight!"

[Cut back to the dining room; the kids, in reality, are piled on top of each other from their fight; Lynn Sr. shows them a second pizza box and opens it.]

Randy: *offscreen* "We got a second pizza for free!"

Linka: "Of course we always forget about "C"; coupons."

[The kids zip out of the scene, causing the one slice to drop to the floor, and go to enjoy their second pizza; Charlotte walks in and sniffs the slice, as she prepares to eat it, she’s is met with glares from Chris, Wilma, and Gia; in imagination, like before, the pets assume fantasize anime forms and leap toward the slice.]

Trivia 


 * I’ve been getting a lot of hate comments about it looking too similar to the transcripts. This a Genderbent Reenactment series, like My Little Pony; The Colt Version. So it’s supposed to be like that, also I may have changed a couple lines. See if you can spot them.
 * No moral this time.
 * The original was written by Chris Savino.
 * Please support the official release.