Thread:ThatGreenandOrangeGuy/@comment-32058977-20180703173008/@comment-24727325-20180705155612

Nice! What about: "This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have... dragons!"?