User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Potty Mouth

Rita did not like Lynn Sr.'s old tie,

So they went to the mall so that she could buy,

Him a new one that wasn't so silly.

She wanted him to look formal, because she wanted to get Lily,

Into a daycare Dr. Shuttleworth ran,

And she wanted him to appear like a no-nonsense man.

Lynn changed the channel on the TV,

To a show called Dessert Storm she wanted to see.

Lily said, "Dannit!", and her sibs thought they'd heard,

Their youngest sister say the "D" word.

This made everyone but Lucy and Luan want to stammer.

She could've learnt it from Lana who hit her finger with a hammer,

Or possibly Lola who bumped into a tree,

Or Lisa who was rapping about astronomy,

Or possibly Leni or Lori, who both said it,

When they fought over a sweater so much as to shred it,

Or Lincoln when he broke the television set,

Or Lynn when her ball bounced right out of the net,

And got mown over, or finally, possibly Luna, who,

Broke a guitar string. They didn't know what to do.

They had to do something or Lily might curse,

In front of the doctor which would make things much worse.

Lisa Loud thought that she could save the day,

By removing Lily's vocal chords but the other girls said, "NO WAY!",

Lisa sighed, and then Lily's lone brother Lincoln,

Who hadn't spoken up because he'd been busy thinkin',

Suggested a plan that the rest thought was great:

Just give Lily better behaviour to imitate.

Lana hit her finger on purpose this time,

And turned the "D" word into the Jingle Bells rhyme,

But Lily was distracted by the family cat,

So she reluctantly tried again and Lily knew where it was at.

She babbled along and then Lola crashed her car,

But Lily's attention didn't go very far,

Because she saw Charles, so Lola got irked,

But they had to try everyone to see if it worked,

So they went to Lisa and Lily's room where Lisa would sing,

But she'd sing kiddie songs and not sing a rude thing.

She started to do a little jig,

Which revealed that, for now at least, she wore a wig,

Because a botched-up nuke experiment scorched off her hair,

Which gave Lincoln quite a scare.

Lori and Leni had a sweater,

But they didn't fight and shared it, so Lily would know better.

Lily tried to do this to Lincoln's shirt too,

But accidentally annoyed him when she went, "achoo".

Lynn threw her ball way up into a tree,

But said, "That's OK, I will shake it down, you see,"

And a whole lot of other balls landed on her head.

"Da... da da, Lynn Loud is the champion!", she said.

Luna tried to break her guitar string once more,

But waiting for it to break proved to be such a bore.

Then, the guitar itself broke, so Luna was annoyed,

But she played on the drums which she also enjoyed.

Lynn Sr. was wearing a formal new tie,

Which he thought was boring and it made him sigh.

They said, "It has worked! Lily know-s what not to say!",

But she said, "Dannit!" again when Lori took her snack away.

Dr. Shuttleworth arrived for the interview,

And the kids decided watching Lily was the safest thing to do.

Dr. Shuttleworth took out a toy building set,

But Lana thought, "If she hurts herself, she'll swear, I bet!",

So she took it away and Doc took out a guitar,

But Luna thought, "I'd better keep that one far,

From Lily because she might swear if she breaks a string,

And that would be a disastrous thing."

Dr. Shuttleworth picked out a ball for the kid,

Because most babies like them and Lily sure did,

But she knocked it over Dr. Shuttleworth's seat.

Lynn went to get it so Lily wouldn't swear in defeat,

But she accidentally knocked Shuttleworth down.

The parents said, "Get out and stop acting the clown!".

Lincoln said, "We can't leave Lily in there,

So let's swap her for Lisa. She wouldn't swear,

Just take off her wig and put her in a diaper.",

And they chose Luan to be the baby-swiper.

Lisa wasn't doing well at acting like Lily.

She painted equations and played jazz, which was silly.

Luna said, "Act like a one-year-old, dude!",

So she soiled her diaper, which the kids thought was rude.

Dr. Shuttleworth said, "Lily's one clever tot.

I've never known any baby with skills like she's got.

So I will be happy to let the girl stay."

And all of the Loud family shouted, "Hooray!".

Lynn Sr. gave Dr. Shuttleworth snacks,

And she was about to start making tracks,

When Lily said, "Dannit!" for the third time that day,

But Dr. Shuttleworth said, "She's only trying to say,

That she wants a doughnut," so gave Lily one.

Lynn Sr. swapped his tie for the tie he found fun.

The kids said, "We don't have to worry anymore,"

But when Charles stole the doughnut, she actually swore.