Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-29928741-20170517015814/@comment-26253276-20170528151837



Luna, Lincoln, and Lisa grabbed their assigned weapons. Luna grabbed her rifle, Lincoln grabbed his shotgun, and Lisa grabbed her pistol.

The shuttle door opened and a steep staircase was automatically extended. The three descended and noticed the first UFO preparing to beam down its troops.

>> 20 minutes later... >>

The three were surrounded by the cartoonish--but fierce--aliens.

Lincoln: We're running out of ammo!

Lisa: Luna, remember how you caught that criminal?

Luna: Yes. Wait a minute. I am thinking what you are thinking.

Luna tore off her spacesuit and guzzled down the zero oxygen potion. Her need for oxygen is nullified. She expanded to 100 feet tall, frightening the aliens and prompting them to flee to their UFOs and escape the Solar System. Luna returned to normal size and put her spacesuit back on.

Luna (into chatter): Earth, mission accomplished.

NASA member (through com): Excellent work. Enter the shuttle so you can go home.

The three boarded the shuttle. It blasted back to Earth, and made a successful landing after the necessary travel hour had passed.