User blog:AustinDR/Character Retrospect: Lola

[I wake up in Lola and Lana's room, tied to a chair with duct tape wrapped around my mouth]

Me: Mmmmf?!!! Mmmmfff!!!

[I try to wrestle my way out of my restrains, only to hear the door slowly creak open. It turns out to be none other than Lola Loud herself]

Lola: Oh, good; you're awake now. Cookie?

[She has a plate of cookies in her hands. I look at her with an annoyed - yet horrified - expression.]

Me: Mmmmmfffff!! BLFFF!!!

[Lola places the cookies on her bed, and walks over to me. Without any warning, she yanks the adhesive duct tape from my mouth. All I could feel was the stinging sensation as pain surged through my sensitive lips.]

Me: What do you want from me, you psychotic little brat?!!

[Lola gives me a devilish grin, thoroughly enjoying the predicament I am currently in.]

Lola: You have already discussed my older sister in one of your blogs.

Me: Yeah, so?

Lola: (laughs) Well, I should make you pay for not covering me first, but I am giving you a solution that we could both agree with.

Me: What do you have in mind? Wait, how long was I here?

[I see that there's a golf club on the floor with a dent in it; Lola quickly hides it underneath her bed.]

Lola: We'll talk about that later. What I want you to do is cover me next.

Me: And what if I refuse? You can't keep me trapped here forever.

[Lola walks over to her bed, and bends down as if searching for something. Pushing the ruined golf club to the side, she comes upon a pink case. She grabs it, and presents me with the case.]

Me: (eyes widen) I.....Is that.....

Lola: (smirking) That's right. If you don't do me next, I'm gonna make you into a princess!

Me: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[She grabs the ruined golf club, and slams it on my head]

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