User blog:YoshiRocker13/Fanfiction - Gender War

Here is my 30th fanfiction, and one I've been excited to complete. Enjoy!

Special thanks goes to AndrewBrauer and FirstDrellSpectre for story assistance and co-writing.

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The siblings were all in Lori and Leni's room having a discussion.

Lori: Alright guys, you all know why we're in here.

Lana: Yeah! Someone threw out the milk!

Luan: You mean the expired one?

Lana: Yeah!

Lori: (disgusted) No... It's because Charles has these really bad fleas.

Lisa: Judging from my calculations, I've never seen dogs suffer fleas this badly.

Lola: (worries) This is horrible! I don't want our precious puppy to suffer!

Lori: Exactly. We need to come up with a solution to help Charles out.

Luna: Any of you dudes have ideas?

Lynn: Lisa's smart, she probably has some kind of cure now that's back to normal self.

Lisa: I'm sure I can work on an experiment to rid the fleas invading Charles' body.

Lincoln: I don't think an experiment would work... It's risky. Maybe we should take Charles to a vet. I know this really good-

Lori: I'm with Lisa's plan.

Lola: Yeah! Me too!

Luan: Agreed.

Leni: Yeah totes agree.

Lucy: Me too.

Luna: Lisa will probably come up with something.

Lynn: (to Lincoln) Looks like you're outnumbered again!

Lincoln: I was just trying to suggest a great vet place.

Lori: Seriously Lincoln? You're going to disagree with Lisa's smart idea?

Leni: That's horrible!

Lynn: Yeah, especially after the time you changed her into something she's not.

(The sisters began to argue with Lincoln, and he starts to get annoyed)

Lincoln: Oh come on! I was only trying to help her!

Lana: Help?! (laughs) You only did worse brother.

Lincoln: You guys make fun of how I act or what I'm interested in!

Lucy: Only because your a boy, you should change.

Lynn: Yeah you just wouldn't get it.

Lincoln: Oh, so when I judge how you guys behave, you think of me as an awful person. But when YOU guys do the same thing, it's totally okay?!

Sisters: YES!!

Lynn: We're sisters that's what we all do together.

Lori: It's ten against one, what will you actually do Lincoln?

Lucy: You'll just have to agree with us either way.

Lincoln: Well what about the time you guys tried to change Lucy?!

Lola: Um, hello?! Lucy wanted to change!

Lana: Plus we were just trying to help her. She wanted us to help.

Lisa: And whenever you do it, it causes harm to us.

Luna: Yeah bro, maybe trying to change one of us only causes problems.

Lynn: Changing people is what girls do Lincoln.

Lily: Poo poo!

Lori: I think from now on, you should just agree to whatever we say, and stop trying to change us.

Lincoln: This isn't fair! You guys don't like how I behave! (to Luna and Leni) Even you two! And you're supposed to be on my side!

Luna: Look bro, you have to realize that most of the time we stick with our sisters no matter what even if it's against you.

Leni: That's just how things work with sisters, we stay together til the end, it's more of an important bond than what we have with you.

Lucy: Well Lincoln, what will you do now since you're alone.

Lynn: Like we said before, it's ten against one.

(All the sisters glare at him, then he sighs)

Lincoln: (sounding depressed) Alright fine. No more change. If that's how you feel, I'll do it. (looks down)

Luan: Good!

Luna: (sighs) Dude, you don't have to act so...

Lynn: (interrupts) Luna stop, we have to get back to this meeting, so we all agreed to use Lisa's potion on Charles?

Sisters: Aye!

Lori: Lincoln?

Lincoln: (sighs) Aye.

(Lori uses her shoe as a gavel to end the meeting as everyone leaves Lori and Leni's room with Lincoln sadly walking to his room)

Lincoln: (to himself) This is so unfair... I agreed to not disagree with how my sisters act or plans they come up with. Why can't they just do the same for me...?

THE NEXT DAY

(Lincoln eats his cereal in the dining room still sad over the meeting from last night)

Lincoln: (sighs) I'm not even that hungry.

(Lincoln finishes his breakfast as Lincoln sadly walks upstairs and finds all the sisters in Lisa's room as Lisa rubs the potion on Charles fur slowly)

Lisa: There, that should be all of it.

Lola: And now we wait!

(After some time passes, Charles' fleas begin to die)

Lori: Look! It's working!

Lana: We did it! We helped Charles!

Lynn: He's all better now, and think of the money we saved by not taking him to the vet!

(The sisters are happy about this while Lincoln watches still sad)

Lincoln: (sighs) They sure must be happy.

(Lincoln sadly walks into his room and shuts the door. Afterwards, he slumps on his bed and stares at the ceiling)

LATER THAT DAY

(All the siblings are back in Lori and Leni's room having a meeting)

Lynn: So Lori what's the meeting about?

Lori: Well, since we successfully cured Charles today, I've decided we should all go somewhere to celebrate!

Leni: How about the mall!

Luna: Sounds good!

Lynn: That can work!

Lucy: Agreed.

Luan: I'm in!

Lana: Me too!

Lola: Yes! Let's do go!

Lisa: I agree as well.

(All the sisters looked at Lincoln waiting for a response)

Lincoln: (sighs) Yeah, I'm in.

Lori: Alrighty then, let's go!

(All the sisters leave the room and walk downstairs, Luna catches up with Lincoln on the way to Vanzilla)

Luna: Hey bro cheer up, since we all love going to the mall you'll find something to love about it.

Lincoln: (sighs) I doubt it.

(They all arrive at the mall as the sisters go shopping, Lori and Leni are in a clothing store as Lori walks out of the dressing room in a new dress)

Leni: Lori, that dress is totes cute on you, what color is it again?

Lori: (sighs) For the last time Leni, the color is aqua. It's literally the same color as my shirt.

Leni: Oh wow, I just noticed that. Well I got these cool new boots for Luna since she loves to wear them and I got Lincoln this orange sweater for the winter.

(Luna and Luan were shopping in a clothing store as Luan walks out of a dressing room in an outfit similar to her normal outfit but in different colors)

Luna: Yo sis, that looks pretty similar to your usual threads.

Luan: You think it stands out? I thought it looked a bit more colorful.

Luna: Well it does stand out, I got Leni these new sunglasses and Lincoln these new shoes to make this trip to the mall worthy of his time)''

(During the time at the mall Lynn was rock climbing in a store, Lucy was looking through dark novels at a bookstore, Lola was with Lori looking at dresses, Lana was looking at an aquarium, and Lisa searched through the aisles of a science store. While all this was going on Lincoln was window shopping looking bored)

Lincoln: Nothing interesting, nothing I can do.

(Lincoln sits down on a bench as Leni and Luna arrive)

Leni: Hey Luna I got you those new boots since you enjoy wearing them so much. (hands Luna a pair of navy blue boots)

Luna: Aw thanks Leni! (grabs the boots) I also got you these new sunglasses dude. (hands Leni a pair of red tinted sunglasses)

Leni: Ohh so cute, thanks Luna! (grabs the sunglasses) Oh Lincoln I also got you something.

Luna: I got you something too dude!

Lincoln: (sighs) What is it?

(Leni gives Lincoln an orange sweater while Luna gives Lincoln a pair of black sneakers)

Leni: Do you like them Linky?

Lincoln: (disinterested) Oh... Thanks guys.

Luna: Uh no problem bro.

Leni: Lori's calling us we better get going.

Lincoln: (sighs) Alright, let's get going.

(The siblings return home all happy from the stuff they bought, as they get out of Vanzilla Lincoln walks upstairs and into his room putting the stuff he got onto the floor as he lies on his bed)

Lincoln: (voice breaking) What a boring day. And it just sucks I'm forced into these things my sisters want me to do now. It just isn't fair...

Lynn: (opens the door) Hey Lincoln, you agree to come to my next softball game this saturday?

(Lincoln looks upset, but after a few seconds of silence, he answers)

Lincoln: Sure, whatever you want...

Lynn: Awesome! (is about to punch Lincoln) Wow you didn't flinch, you're getting better at this little game we have here.

Lincoln: (unenthusiastically) Wow, must be a great thing.

(The whole family was at Lynn's softball game in the crowd, with everyone except for Lincoln cheering for Lynn who just made it to home base)

Lynn: Aw yeah! Lynn Loud number one!

Luna: (to Lincoln) Hey bro, Lynn just made it to home base!

Lincoln: (bored) Yaaaaaay.

(Luna grows a little concerned but continues to watch the game, as it cuts to after the game where everyone is walking to vanzilla. At one point, Lori walks up to Lincoln)

Lori: Hey Lincoln, do you agree to try on some dresses with me and Leni tomorrow? I need to see if we look good in them.

Lincoln: But I'm a boy, boys don't-

(Lori glares at Lincoln)

Lincoln: (sighs) Sure Lori...

THE NEXT DAY

(Leni walks out of a changing room at a dress shop with Lori and Lincoln watching, Leni walks out in a long dress in the same color as her normal outfit)

Leni: So, do I look totes cute for the dance this friday?

Lori: You look great Leni!

Lincoln: (bored) Yeah, you do.

Leni: Oh thanks guys, I guess.

(A montage begins of Lincoln doing various activities with the other sisters, Lincoln was reading Lucy's poems with her, Luan was using Lincoln for more of her clown shows, Lola used Lincoln as her butler for a tea party, Lana was using Lincoln to dumpster for free stuff, and Lisa was using Lincoln as a lab assistant. During all this Lincoln was bored the whole time. After all of this, Lincoln was walking into his room tired as he then begins to cry feeling more upset than ever)

Lincoln: (crying) I hate this so much!! I can't do whatever I want anymore, I'm forced to join my sisters in their activities, and I have to agree with whatever they want me to! This isn't fair!! My sisters always make fun of what I do, and it's okay when THEY do it, but not me! (sniffs) What did I even do wrong?!

(All the sisters are watching TV in the living room more happy than ever)

Lynn: Man, it's been so great not having to fight Lincoln over a disagreement.

Lucy: I agree, we can get so much more done our way.

Lola: Ahh, life gets good for us.

Lana: No more arguing! I love it!

Leni: I can't argue with that, but I'm kinda of concerned.

Luna: Me too, our little bro seems different.

Luan: Different is good! It's for the better!

Lana: Yeah! He's not trying to change how we behave!

Lola: Or argue with us over a disagreement.

Lisa: Fear not elder sister, I'm sure our brother will be fine.

Lori: Yeah, I agree with Lisa.

(Shortly after Luna was walking upstairs and notices Lily holding her hands on Lincoln's door wanting to get in)

Luna: Lily is something wrong?

Lily: Poo poo! (bangs on Lincoln's door)

Luna: (to Lily) You wanna see Lincoln?

(Lily nods)

Luna: (sighs) Yeah me too, I miss him.

(Leni walks upstairs and notices Luna and Lily by Lincoln's door)

Leni: Is something wrong girls?

Luna: We just started thinking about how sad Lincoln's been.

Leni: Yeah I noticed it too, do you think it has to do with our meeting about the whole ten against one thing?

Luna: Oh dude, now I feel even worse... He might be upset because he's so alone and has no one, (voice breaking) backing him up.

(Luna puts the side of her head against Lincoln's door, and to her horror, can hear Lincoln quietly crying)

Luna: Oh my gosh I hear Lincoln crying!

Leni: Really?

Luna: Yeah dude, quick let's listen.

(Leni, Luna, and Lily put the side of their heads against the door to hear Lincoln continuing to cry)

Lincoln: (sniffs) There's no point! Whenever I do something to change someone, all of my sisters just hate me! And now, I'm in a situation that isn't fair! My nicer sisters aren't on my side, and no one can back me up! My sisters are always making fun of my interests! But I've never made fun of theirs! They think it's fine for them to try and change someone, but when I do it, they find it so awful! (sniffs) This is the worst! And I have no one to back me up anymore! NO ONE! (continues crying)

(Luna, Leni, and Lily hear this and quietly begin crying as they hug each other)

Leni: (crying) We are s-such monsters!

Luna: (crying) We've made o-our brother miserable just s-so we can be happier!

Leni: (sniffs) This isn't right we have to tell the other sisters. (begins to storm off)

Luna: (grabs Leni's arm) No dude, they won't believe us and even if they do they'll still use Lincoln for whatever they want.

Leni: Then what do we do?

Lily: Poo poo. (tugs on Luna's skirt as she picks her up)

Luna: Lori is having another meeting tonight for all of us to decide where we'll be going for spring break, we have to support Lincoln and make him feel like he can disagree with one of us without getting easily overpowered.

Leni: Alright, let's do it for Lincoln.

Luna: For Lincoln.

Lily: Wink-con!

(Later at night, all the siblings are in Lori and Leni's room for a meeting)

Lori: Okay guys, Spring Break's coming up, and we need to decide where we'll be going.

Lynn: I know one place we all love to go to.

Lucy: We go to a lot of places be more specific.

Lynn: The Woman's Paradise island, it's got everything we could want (to Lincoln) although since it's girls only you can agree to not join us.

Lincoln: (sighs) I can't go! It's girls only!

Lucy: It's called Woman's Paradise Island for a reason.

Lynn: I say we go there for spring break.

Lori: I agree. Let's go there.

Lola: Me too!

Lana: Let's do it!

Luna: Actually we should do something else.

(All the sisters except for Leni and Lily gasp)

Lynn: Really why? This place has everything including a personal studio to make music.

Luna: (sighs) That all sounds fun but we're forgetting about someone else's opinion on where he wants to go.

Leni: Right Linky?

(They turn to Lincoln as he's shocked to see Leni and Luna wanting his opinion on where everyone should go for spring break)

Lincoln: Uhh... (snaps out of it) Y-Yeah! It's a spring break! I think it should be a place where we can all have fun!

Lori: Are you disagreeing with us?!

Lola: What happened to your promise?!

Leni: Let Lincoln speak he's part of the family as well, he deserves to speak up.

(The other sisters laugh at what Leni said)

Lynn: (laughing) Right sure, Lincoln's opinion on what we should all do is SO important!

Lucy: His opinion over ten others.

(The other sisters except Luna and Lily continue to laugh at what Leni said making her a little upset)

Leni: (voice breaking) Guys stop, this is not right.

(Lincoln noticed Leni looking upset, and he began to get memories of his nightmare where he wasn't born. Finally, he spoke up)

Lincoln: (gets angry) Alright! That's enough!

(The other sisters were shocked by Lincoln's sudden outburst)

Lincoln: (angry) Leni has a point! I am part of this family! I am not some slave you can force around all the time! The last few days have been miserable since I can't make my own decisions anymore! And don't you DARE laugh at what Leni said! She's only trying to help me speak up and say what I need to! I should have a saying too! I'm not going to be pushed around like this anymore!

Lucy: Wow, that was brutal.

Luna: (angry) Yeah dudes, laughing at someone for speaking up against your own opinion, now that Lincoln won't do it, you're now focusing your attention on Leni!?

(Lily raspberries at the other sisters)

Luna: (angry) You know what, you can make it four against seven cause we're with Lincoln on what he wants for spring break!

Leni: (sniffs) So Lincoln, w-what do you want to do for spring break?

Lincoln: I think we should all go to the beach. It's a place where I always know everyone can have fun, and not push each other around! (to Leni) And I know Leni really loves the beach too.

Leni: Yeah I do, and we all love the beach.

Luna: Sounds fun, let's go there.

Lily Poo poo! (raises her hand up in agreement)

Lola: (gasps) I love the beach! (raises her hand)

Luan: Me too! (raises her hand)

Lori: I gotta admit, the beach is pretty awesome. Aw, what the heck? (raises her hand)

Lucy: There are sharks at the beach. (raises her hand)

Lynn: (sighs) Okay fine, the beach does sound pretty fun. (raises her hand)

Lisa: Normally I don't go to the beach, but... (raises her hand) Count me in too.

Lincoln: Then it's settled, we're all going to the beach!

Leni: Yay! This is going to be fun!

(After the meeting, the siblings all leave Lori and Leni's room except for Leni, Luna, and Lily who are on Leni's bed)

Luna: Dudes the plan worked.

Leni: It really did, now Lincoln will feel appreciated and part of the family...

Lincoln: Is that why you guys stood up for me?

(Leni, Luna, and Lily noticed Lincoln standing outside Lori's door)

Leni: Oh Linky, well yeah.

Luna: We noticed something was wrong with you and we were worried it had to do with what we said at that meeting.

Lincoln: I'm surprised you guys even did that for me, considering you said... that you're always sticking with the sisters... (looks down) even when it's against me.

Leni: We didn't know what we were saying.

Luna: We were worried that our opinion would get disagreed upon like what the others have done with you, so we kinda got stuck siding with the sisters.

Leni: We're really sorry.

Lily: Wink-con.

Lincoln: (sighs) It's fine, really.

Luna: No it's not dude, we seem to be the only ones who saw how wrong it is to just disagree on your options. Now you're miserable because no one wants to hear your opinion and you'll just be forced to agree to whatever we want.

Leni: We don't want that, all we want is for you to be happy again like you were before enjoying all the things you're a part of us instead of feeling sad for being forced into them.

Luna: Yeah, like the times we jammed out.

Leni: Or the times you helped me pick the designs for the outfits I made.

Lincoln: Those were some great times we had together. (sits on Leni's bed)

Luna: But now it's no fun with you sad all the time, we even heard you crying when Lily wanted to come and see you.

Lincoln: Really? I had no idea you guys were listenting to me.

Leni: Yeah, we were worried about how you were feeling especially after you went with me and Lori to look at dresses.

Luna: Or at Lynn's game you looked dead in the audience.

Lincoln: I'm glad you guys were worried. It seems like everyone else doesn't care.

Luna: I'm sure they will dude. (rubs Lincoln's head)

(Suddenly, the four hear Charles howling from the hallway. They see him rolling around with fleas)

Lincoln: (gasps) Charles has fleas!

Leni: Wait, I thought the potion worked on him!?

Luna: Dudes it must've not worked, we gotta do something!

Lincoln: Don't worry boy! We'll take you to the vet right away!

(Lincoln slowly picked up Charles and ran downstairs with Leni, Luna, and Lily. The other sisters were in the living room when they spotted them)

Lori: What's going on?

Lincoln: Charles' got fleas again!

Lola: Wait, what?!

Lisa: Impossible! My potion should've worked!

Lana: Now he looks worse!

Lynn: Maybe Lisa has another potion that can...

Luna: (interrupts) Enough with the potions he needs help!

Leni: Yeah, like what Lincoln said at the meeting about Charles!

Lana: The vet?!

Luan: But that'll cost money!

Lincoln: Oh so you'd rather have our own dog suffer?! Give me a break!

Lucy: Lincoln's right, Charles needs to go to the vet.

Lynn: (to Lincoln) Yeah, why did we ever disagree with you?!

Lincoln: (glares) Because according to you guys, I'm such a bad person for my past mistakes. You guys are hypocrites, and I suffered so much hatred for nothing. (to the three girls) Let's go.

(Lincoln walks out the house, with the three sisters slowly following him. Lily being carried by Luna, raspberries at the other sisters while leaving)

Lucy: Brutal.

Lynn: That was brutal, are we really hypocrites?

Lori: (sighs) I think he's right. We have been pretty awful towards him.

Lana: Yeah! We forced him to agree with us on everything!

Lola: And why should we be going against him about changing Lisa, when we've done the same thing to him in the past?

Lucy: And when you guys changed me as well before.

Lynn: So why were Leni, Luna, and Lily the only ones to stand up for Lincoln, is it something we're not doing?

Lori: I think it's because they thought of how miserable Lincoln was. I know they have such a strong relationship with him, but I think we kinda put them in a situation where they had to agree with us. Did you guys notice how upset he was when he was attending our activities?

Lana: He did look upset...

Lynn: I did notice he wasn't cheering me on at my game.

Lisa: I do agree that we may have gone too far.

(The sisters begin to feel bad for how they've been treating Lincoln. At the Animal Care Center, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, and Lily were sitting in the waiting room to hear back on Charles)

Nurse: (walks up to them) I have some good news regarding your dog Charles. He's going to be staying here for a few days, but we can assure you his flea problem will be fixed.

Lincoln: Thanks for everything.

Luna: (sighs of relief) I'm glad this will be taken care of.

Leni: And it was all Lincoln's idea. (smiles)

Nurse: (to Lincoln) You must've been very caring for your dog.

Lincoln: (smiles) He's part of our family. And we love him.

(Sometime later, Vanzilla pulled up outside the house as Lincoln, Leni, Luna, and Lily hop out and head back inside)

Luna: I wonder where the others are at?

Lori: (spots them) Ah, there you are! Come on upstairs, we're having another meeting.

Lincoln: (sighs) About what?

Lori: You'll see.

(Lori goes upstairs as the others slowly follow them)

Lincoln: Something's not right here...

Leni: I don't know, they might have something really important.

Luna: (glares) I doubt it.

Lily: (glares) Poo poo.

(Eventually, all the siblings were in Lori and Leni's room)

Lori: Alright everyone, I have something to say. And I think this is something we all need to agree on.

(Lincoln sighed, fearing for the worst)

Lori: From now on, we have to stop forcing Lincoln into our activities and get him to always agree with us.

Lincoln: (shocked) Wait, what?

Lynn: I agree to that.

Lucy: Me too.

Luan: So do I!

Lana: Same here!

Lola: And here!

Lisa: I think we all agree.

Leni: Are you guys serious?

Lincoln: Yeah, what's going on?

Lori: (sighs) We thought about what you said Lincoln.

Lana: You were right, we are pretty awful sisters towards you.

Lynn: I wanted you at my game but only if you actually wanted to go, not by forcing you.

Luan: We're really sorry Lincoln. We had no idea how you felt.

Lucy: We let this whole ten sisters against one brother thing go too far.

Lori: We were being really hypocritical, and we're sorry for all those times we were making fun of your interests.

Luna: (to Lincoln) How do you feel bro?

Lincoln: (sighs) I feel kind of better, but I just don't know why you guys still treated me badly in the past few months, especially after what happened when our house caught on fire.

Lynn: We honestly don't know either, sometimes in certain moments we behave at our worst just to try and make ourselves better.

Lucy: Only we don't realize that you're the one who's actually getting hurt.

Lincoln: (sighs) This is all because I'm the only boy...

(All the sisters soon gathered around Lincoln)

Lori: But that's what makes you special Lincoln.

Leni: And we love you for that.

Lana: You've done things no other brother would've.

Luan: We wouldn't be the same without the Lincoln we love.

Luna: All we want is the brother we love again, we want the real you.

(Lincoln was moved to tears by his sisters' kind statements)

Lincoln: (voice breaking) Thanks guys.

Leni: (voice breaking) Of course Linky.

Sisters: We love you!

(All the sisters embraced Lincoln into a group hug)

Lynn: So are we all good Lincoln?

Lincoln: We're good.

Luna: That's good to hear bro.

Lincoln: Now, let's all go do something together, as a family.

Leni: We can all get ready for our spring break at the beach!

Lori: Let's do it!

(Finally, during spring break, all the siblings were having fun at the beach. Lola and Lana were building sand castles, Lisa was testing the water's temperature, Lucy was in the water looking for sharks, Lori was laying down on a beach blanket, Luan was playing volleyball with Lynn, and Lincoln was in the water with Leni, Luna, and Lily)

Leni: This is such a great idea coming to the beach!

Luna: I'm so glad we went with Lincoln's idea.

(While Luna was holding Lily in the water, Lily lightly splashed in Lincoln's face making everyone giggle)

Lincoln: (giggles) H-Hey! Lily!

Lily: (giggles) Wink-con! (splashes water at Lincoln)

Lincoln: (laughs) You're such a cutie Lily. (smiles) Man, this is so much fun.

Leni: (smiles) You're happy again!

Luna: There's the bro I love to hang out with.

Lincoln: (blushes) I'm glad I made you guys happy too.

The End

Fun Facts

 * My idea for this story came about after watching episodes like Back in Black and Making the Grade. I pointed out how hypocritical it was of the sisters to be fine with changing Lucy, but weren't okay with Lincoln changing Lisa. Once that ended, I got the idea for this story.
 * After the episode No Such Luck came out, I added some callbacks to the episode, like Lincoln looking bored during the sisters' activities.
 * This episode makes callbacks to "What a Wonderful Loud", where Lincoln was standing up for the sisters laughing at Leni.