Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180828233959/@comment-30953185-20180904142339

(Ok, there are a few things wrong with that piece dialogue.)

Nolan: (as Edwin) I take that as a yes... I think. What shall we have for breakfast?

(Lily makes vampire noises and points to the left.)

Nolan: (As Edwin) Hurry! Block the sights! (As Tristan) I’m on it Uncle Eddie!

Lucy: Ha ha.

30 MINUETS LATER

(Lily and Nolan have finished their show.)

Nolan: (as an announcer) This concludes another episode of Vampires of Melancholia. Tune in next to see if Edwin really did drink that poison.