User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: A Tattler's Tale

One night, in the bedroom of Lori and Leni,

The kids were telling secrets, of which they had many.

Lincoln made Lynn Sr.'s disco ball smash,

And Luna accidentally made the town's power crash.

Lori scratched Vanzilla's paint with her purse,

And Lucy dyed Rita's dress black, and what's worse,

She didn't know how to wash out the dye.

Lola said, "I am not in this club! Tell me why!".

They said, "You tell tales!" She said, "Not anymore!",

But they were dubious and they all slammed the door.

Lincoln woke up and saw Lola was there,

Saying, "Linc, be my butler, or else, I fear,

I will tell Dad about how you broke his disco ball."

Lincoln played along, though he didn't want it at all.

Lola said, "Can you drive while I wave in the back?

Or else I might tell about how you dyed Mom's dress black!".

Lucy reluctantly got in the car.

They drove away (although not very far).

In the living room, Luna was watching TV.

Lola said, "I want the middle for me."

When Luna said, "No," Lola said, "Then I'll tell,

About the blackout," And Luna thought, "Well,

Since our dad's right here then I'll have to obey,

Though I'd rather not sit on the floor every day."

She then made Lori scratch her head,

"Or else I will tell Dad about scratching," she said.

She made Lana drink tea and Lisa use pasta,

To make the alphabet (No one else could do it faster.)

She made Luan be a jester and Luna play a tune,

And Lynn paint her toenails (Lynn felt like a loon).

All this attention, Lola enjoyed,

But all of her siblings were rather annoyed.

Lola's siblings were all complaining that night.

They said, "We have a rat," which made them all fight.

Then they found a microphone attached to the crown,

And Linc said, "She listened in. That's what went down."

Lincoln said, "We need some dirt on the brat."

Lynn said, "But she's always ahead of where we're at."

Lincoln said, "Her secret's probs a mistake,

'Cause everyone makes those for goodness sake!".

Lisa was sorting marshmallows from bran,

While Luna played music, because she sure can.

And Lynn was once again painting young Lola's nails,

While Linc searched for proof that the younger twin fails.

He found some notes saying, "Get outta here!",

Then Lola approached, which made Lincoln fear.

The only Loud boy then put on the bugged crown,

Then he sat on the sill and accidentally fell down.

He landed in a cactus, which made him think, "Hey!",

But when Mr. Grouse said, "Are you going to a pageant today?!",

It gave him the idea to sneak into one.

Lindsay said, "I keep losing to her, which ain't fun,"

So she whispered the secret, and then,

They said, "Lola, If you tell a secret again,

Then we'll tell you yours!", and they went on back,

To telling their secrets now that they were on track.

They thought they heard Lola ratting them out anyway,

So they went to the parents with something to say,

But Lola was grounded, because, after all,

She hadn't told tales, but had taken the fall.

She sadly said, "I wanted to hang out with you,

But I should've earned your trust and that's what I plan to do."

And she went to her room acting like she was in jail.

Lincoln then let her in 'cause we all sometimes fail.

She'll try not to tell on any girls or boys,

Well, maybe sometimes, she will rat to her toys.