Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru

"" is the thirty-seventh episode of The Loud House.

Plot
Lincoln and Clyde must start a business for a school project, and they need Lincoln's sisters' expertise.

Synopsis
Lincoln and Clyde are making chocolate pies for a business, but since Lincoln's sisters are chocoholics there is no chocolate for the pies, so they use salt and vinegar instead. Artie tastes a pie and claims it to be disgusting, making them switch to birdhouse making. The birdhouses don't go much better because when a bird flies into it, the birdhouse collapses on it.

Then they see Luan has earned $100 by selling balloon animals, causing them to take up the idea. While Liam is looking at the horribly misshapen balloon animals and explains that he's trying to impress a girl he likes, Lincoln suggests that Liam should give his crush some chocolate, revealing that his sisters all love chocolate. Liam takes the advice, and it ends up working, which leads to Liam calling Lincoln a "Girl Guru" ("guru" essentially meaning "expert"). This gives Lincoln and Clyde the idea to start a business by having Lincoln give girl advice to people for money.

Lincoln gives people advice based on his past experience with his sisters. Later, he and Clyde see the boys trying Lincoln's advice, which ends in the girls hating the boys for doing such. This causes all of them to hate Lincoln and Clyde, vowing to cause them pain the next time they see them.

Lincoln and Clyde then leave the school and run home hiding in trash cans. When they walk inside, the Loud girls immediately question what they were doing and when Lincoln explains himself, they laugh hysterically at the idea of Lincoln considering himself a girl expert. The sisters point out that all girls are different and that what might work for them might not work for other girls. Lincoln then wonders what to do now that his business is a fail when he hears Mr. Loud say something about tossing out Lincoln's pies, giving him an idea.

Clyde is now selling the salt and vinegar pies to people to get revenge on the "Girl Guru". Of course, everyone at the school purchases a pie and pelts Lincoln with them as the episode ends.

Cast
Leni, Luna and Lucy have no lines in this segment, but were heard laughing. Sadie also has no lines in this segment.
 * Grant Palmer as Lincoln
 * Catherine Taber as Lori / Jordan
 * Cristina Pucelli as Luan
 * Jessica DiCicco as Lynn / Zach
 * Grey Griffin as Lana / Lola / Lily
 * Lara Jill Miller as Lisa / Liam
 * Caleel Harris as Clyde
 * Brian Stepanek as Lynn Sr.
 * Caitlin Carmichael as Kat
 * Blake Bertrand as Flat Tire
 * Jacob Hopkins as Andrew
 * Daniel DiMaggio as Artie
 * Jeff Bennett as Coach Pacowski
 * Susanne Blakeslee as Agnes Johnson
 * Mason Vaughan as Papa Wheelie
 * Sydney Mikayla as Joy
 * Hannah Nordberg as Mollie
 * Wyatt Griswold as Rusty Spokes (uncredited)

Trivia

 * Mrs. Johnson's first name is revealed to be Agnes.
 * Lincoln's sisters love chocolate, causing Lincoln to call them "choco-holics".
 * Coincidentally, the episode premiered in the United States on International Chocolate Day.
 * Liam is the only person whom Lincoln's advice works for.
 * One of Joy's friends looks similar to Leni's original design as an overweight eight-year-old.
 * This segment has had the biggest voice cast so far, with eighteen voice actors in total.
 * A number of the supporting characters are named after and are caricatures of members of The Loud House staff; including Jordan (Jordan Rosato, storyboard artist), Kat (Kat Ketchum, character designer), Mollie (Mollie Freilich, production coordinator), Joy (Joy Adams, executive assistant), and Sadie (Sadie Figueroa, color stylist).
 * Liam's girlfriend, while unnamed, seems to be based off of writer, Karla Sakas Shropshire.
 * This is the second time since "Linc or Swim" that a character sings the song "Short'nin' Bread".
 * This is the second time Lynn pulled a "dutch oven" on Lincoln, the first was in "Space Invader".
 * The clown costume Luan wears is the same one she had in "Cover Girls".
 * "Vibe Link (b)" plays when Lincoln gets the idea to be a Girl Guru.
 * This is the third time Lincoln becomes an outcast. The second time being "The Green House" and the first time being "Making the Case".
 * One of Lincoln's polo shirts was seen in Lily's crib, meaning its been there since the events of "Changing the Baby".
 * Agnes and Coach Pacowski seem to have feelings for each other, even though Agnes is Mrs. Johnson, which means she could possibly be divorced.

Errors

 * The boys are paying for 2 questions, but Lincoln only answers 1 question.

Running Gags

 * Lincoln and Clyde saying "How hard can it be?" while trying to come up with a sale.
 * The boys blow into a paper bag.