Hero Today, Gone Tomorrow/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Hero Today, Gone Tomorrow".

Script
[The episode opens with Lynn, and her friend Margo, entering the Burpin' Burger.] Lynn: "Come on, Margo, better get our protein on before the game. Those Beaverton Bees are going down." Margo: [As she and Lynn start stacking hands] "Down to loser-" Lynn & Margo: [As they finish stacking their hands] "town." [They chest bump, and root their way to the back of the line.] Burpin' Burger Man: [Seeing the town's all-star soccer player] "Lynn Loud, what's a star like you doing standing in line on game day? You should be saving your energy for the field." Burpin' Burger Mom: "Yeah! You gotta keep that ten game scoring streak going." Margo: [Nudges Lynn] "Actually, it's eleven." ''[Lynn gives the "Aw, it's nothing" hand gesture. They head up to the counter.]'' Employee: "Sup, LJ? Your usual pre-game special?" Lynn: "You know it." Lynn & Margo: "Two double belchers, extra pickles, extra onions, triple hot sauce." ''[The cashier puts on his gloves and winks at the two girls. Later, they are enjoying their burgers]'' Margo: "Thanks for turning me on to this burg, I think it's really taken' my game up a notch." Lynn: "Ah, I know, right?" [Belches] "It's all about converting fire to fuel." Burpin' Burger Dad: [Bringing his daughter up to see the town's all-star] "Don't mean to bother you gals, but my little one would love to meet Lynn Loud. She's a huge fan, she even made her own jersey." [His daughter shows Lynn said jersey] Lynn: "Honored to meet you. You coming to the game today?" [The girl nods] "Cool. I'm gonna score a goal just for you." [They leave and she turns back to Margo] "Sorry about all this. It's not like I'm the only player on the team." Margo: "Psssh, you deserve all the credit you get. You're amazing." Lynn: "And you're an amazing friend. Burger high five!" [The two friends slap their burgers together, causing some hot sauce to spill on the table, but they just laugh.]

''[At the game, Lynn has the ball and is racing down the field, takes the shot and gets the point. Later, Margo passes the ball to Lynn who headers the ball, scoring another goal. Later again, Paula has the ball]'' Lynn: [Signalling Paula to pass to her] "Paula! Paula!" ''[Paula gets the ball to Lynn, who kicks the ball into the goal, and winks at the girl from the Burpin' Burger, the girl waves back. The score is tied, and the teams get together.]'' Soccer Coach: [Clapping her hands] "Take a knee, Kangaroos." [Paula still has the cast on her foot] "Paula, you can stand. Okay, scores tied, but we just have enough time for one last play, just get the ball to Lynn and let her do her thing." [The teams take the field, Paula throws the ball to Margo, and nearly falls doing so, Margo gets the ball and gets it to Lynn, but four of the Beaverton Bees surround her] Lynn: "Quadruple teamed? Are you kidding?" [Seeing that there's not much time left, kicks the ball straight up] "Take the shot, Margo!" [Margo runs to where the ball is going to land, steadies the ball, and executes a perfect bicycle kick, which makes it past the goalie and wins Royal Woods the game, The crown goes wild cheering for Margo.] Margo: "I...I can't believe it." Lynn: [Shakes her] "That was incredible!" [The whole team, except Lynn and Paula, pick Margo up and carry her off] Everyone (except Paula): "Margo! Margo! Margo!" Paula: [Looking at Lynn] "Is this weird for you?" Lynn: "What? Why?" Paula: "We're usually carrying you after a game." Lynn: "Pffft, it's not weird at all, I'm happy to share the spotlight." [Goes back to cheering for Margo, along with the rest of the team] Everyone (except Paula): "Margo! Margo!"

[The next day at Royal Woods Middle School, Byron, Cici, Paula, and a boy are checking out something on Byron's phone.] Cici: "Amazing." Paula: "Wow." Lynn: [approaches the group] "What are you guys watching? Is it that video where the dolphin takes down the shark? 'Cause I fall asleep to that every night." Byron: "No, it's Margo's play at yesterday's game. Check it out." Lynn: [deadpan] "Uh, I saw it. I was there." Byron: [shushing Lynn] "Here it comes."