Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-32807753-20180729215611

Leni: I didn't know we were reading a One Piece fanfiction...

[beat]

Lisa: [to the audience] To any anime fans out there who happen to be watching this... we apologize deeply for any offense.

Leni: What?

Lola: (to Lana; worried) Tell me about it. I think this might be my last clean dress.

Lana: (comforting Lola; solemnly) Here, Lola. (holds out a cookie) Wanna cookie?

Lola: (backs away; screaming) GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!

Lynn Sr.: (muffling; sad) Still, to think of all people, that person turned out to be our own son.

Lisa: (agreeing with her father; ashamed) I concur. I tried to come up with an antidote for him, but he already figured out what I was doing and prevented me from doing so.

Rita: (patting Lisa's head; sad) There has to be some way we can fix this.

Luna: Yeah, like putting in solitaire for one.

(Just then the telephone rang. Lori then walks over to answer it.)

Lori: (picks up the telephone) Hello?

Bobby: (over telephone) Babe, I mean, Lori?

Lori: (surprised) Boo-Boo Bear! I haven't heard from you in a while!

Bobby: (over telephone; stern) Lori, this is serious. I want you to invite all of your friends and your sister's friends over to our apartment.

Lori: (confused) Why, is something wrong?

Bobby: (over telephone; stern) I'll explain everything when you get there. Just do what I told you.

Lori: (confused) Okay?

(She hangs up the telephone, and turns back towards her family with an worried expression on her face.)

Lana: (to Lori; curious) So, what is it, Lori?

Lori: (rubbing her neck; unsure) Bobby says he wants all of us to invite all of our friends, and ourselves, over to his family's apartment.

Lori's Family: (in unison; confused) Why?

Lori: (to her family; unsure) I don't know why, he didn't say. But he literally sounded serious when he told me to do so.