User blog:TheMaximumMatt/Every Loud House Segment Reviewed in 10 words or less

(7-10 is perfect. 5-6 is decent. 0-4 is bad.)

Left in the Dark: A great start to a great show. (9/10)

Get the Message: Despite a mean Lori, it's still a humorous spy story. (7/10)

Heavy Meddle: Well... that ended badly. (5/10)

Making the Case: Sorry. I'm in the minority on this one. (9/10)

Along Came a Sister: I relate to Leni too much this episode. (10/10)

Chore and Peace: Trashy is best anime villain. (7/10)

Project Loud House: I'm with Yoshi and Andrew. Why isn't this the pilot? (10/10)

In Tents Debate: A Lincoln torture episode that no one cares about. (7/10)

The Sweet Spot: Seriously? Over a car seat? This is comedy gold! (8/10)

A Tale of Two Tables: A good "kids should be kids" story packed with comedy. (9/10)

Driving Miss Hazy: Aw come on! I wanted to hear more about Lori! (8/10)

No Guts, No Glori: The episode that made me officially like Lori. (8/10)

Picture Perfect: Some like it. Some hate it. I personally like it. (7/10)

Undie Pressure: One of Lola's greatest moments. (10/10)

Linc or Swim: I would've done it differently, but it came out alright. (6/10)

Hand-Me-Downer: Who knew Rusty would end up being friends with Lincoln? (6/10)

Sleuth or Consequences: Lincoln. You're the real hero here. (8/10)

Changing the Baby: We need more Lily/X bonding episodes! (9/10)

Sound of Silence: ''Psst. Don't tell anyone I didn't hate it.'' (6/10)

Space Invader: I relate to Lincoln too well here. (9/10)

For Bros About to Rock: Huh. Luna has a fascinating backstory. (10/10)

Ties That Bind: So... we're just gonna let that slide. Right? (7/10)

The Green House: What a mess! (2/10)

Butterfly Effect: Big Lipped Alligator Moment! (10/10)

It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud House: Firs a car seat, then money? What's next? (8/10)

House Music: More cowbell please! (10/10)

Two Boys and a Baby: Okay. That poop joke was funny. I'll give it that. (5/10)

Overnight Succes: Lincoln is a savage for calling his sisters dumb. (9/10)

Toads and Tiaras: Spongebob's Great Snail Race done correctly! (10/10)

A Novel Idea: Rita. You seriously have potential. (7/10)

Cover Girls: Cosplay: the cartoon. (10/10)

Out on a Limo: Tetherby is worst anime villain. (7/10)

Attention Deficit: Clyde's parents are great. Aren't they? (9/10)

Save the Date: Not gonna lie. I actually really like this now. (8/10)

Come Sale Away: Even with the ending, this episode was alright. (6/10)

Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru: Now we need a Loud House episode about chocolate! (6/10)

Roughin' It: A great Clincoln Mcloud episode. That's all I can day. (8/10)

The Waiting Game: I want to see more of Chandler actually. (7/10)

The Loudest Yard: This is why I love Lynn. (9/10)

Dance, Dance Resolution: So many characters, so much humor. I love it. (10/10)

A Fair to Remember: Lori and Clyde. Sitting in a tree! (10/10)

A Tattler's Tale: More Lola episodes please! (10/10)

Homespun: A simple, but charming episode. (10/10)

April Fools' Rules: Come on! It's Luan! What did you expect? (8/10)

The Price of Admission: Blarney is a dinosaur from our imagination... I'll stop now. (8/10)

One Flu Over the Loud House: Leni would risk her life to help someone? How sweet! (10/10)

One of the Boys: Phew! Good thing it was only a dream! (2/10)

Raw Deal: A Lincoln torture episode that I actually like. (8/10)

Study Muffin: While everyone hated this, I just kept laughing. (8/10)

Funny Business: Luan. You're the master of comedy. No doubt. (9/10)

Snow Bored: Meh. (6/10)

SEASON 1: What a way to start off the show! (8/10)

Intern for the Worse: Flippitty floppy got the droppy. (8/10)

The Old and the Restless: Pop-pops seems like such an awesome grandparent. Lincoln's lucky! (9/10)

11 Louds a Leapin': My yard my property! (10/10)

Suite and Sour: Half an hour... celebrate if you got that joke.

Baby Steps: Clyde's actually an OK character! Huh. (9/10)

Brawl in the Family: This episode is broken in so many ways. (1/10)

Back in Black: Aww... What a cute couple... Now never show Rocky again! (8/10)

The Whole Picture: MrTyeDye is right. This is a great ending! (9/10)

Lock 'n' Loud: Lynn Sr. proves to be a great father. (10/10)

Vantastic Voyage: Never mind... (7/10)

Making the Grade: An interesting concept with a mediocre execution (5/10)

No Such Luck: Tough luck, Lincoln Loud. Tough luck. (5/10)

Frog Wild: I don't care how gross Lana is. She is adorable! (10/10)

Patching Things Up: I'm gonna be making a fanfic series about this... cool? (10/10)

Cheater by the Dozen: Despite the title involving eggs, Luan makes no egg puns. (7/10)

Kick the Bucket List: Next up, show Squidward to everyone in town. (9/10)

Party Down: Woohoo! Go Lori! (10/10)

Fed Up: What can I say? Yet another fun family episode! (10/10)

Shell Shock: Ronnie Anne needs more attention. (9/10)

Pulp Friction: Even Principal Huggins gets some development? Awesome! (9/10)

Pets Peeved: And the pets too? (8/10)

Out of the Picture: EDnD's Smile for the Ed done right. (8/10)

Room with a Feud: Brawl in the Family done right! Thank you! Thank you! (9/10)

Spell It Out: We need more Lucy Loud episodes! Pronto! (9/10)

The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos: Ronnie Anne's family looks fun! (9/10)

Back Out There: Lincoln's friends actually seem interesting. (8/10)

Fool's Paradise: Sorry, AFR. You got beat! (10/10)

Potty Mouth: That ending tho... (9/10)

L is for Love: That ending tho... (10/10)

ARGGH! You for Real?: Looking back, this isn't that bad. Just bad implications. (6/10)

Garage Banned: Lori is a funny character here. (9/10)

Job Insecurity: Take everything I love about TLH, and combine into one. (10/10)

Change of Heart: Such a funny episode... I feel like people will disagree. (8/10)

Health Kicked: Basically The Loudest Yard but with the entire family. (9/10)

Lynner Takes All: Lynner Lynner Chicken Dinner! (9/10)

Future Tense: Just a nice episode about the parents. (9/10)

Yes Man: Yes to this episode! (10/10)

Friend or Faux: That was adorable! Good work, writers! (10/10)

No Laughing Matter: Don't worry Luan. I know how that feels. (8/10)

Tricked!: Dang! That music video was awesome! (10/10)

No Spoilers: I guess Leni is smart in her own way. (9/10)

Read Aloud: What can I say? Another sweet Lola episode. (9/10)

Not a Loud: Kind of a guilty pleasure. (7/10)

Legends: A great Lincoln and Lynn Sr. bonding story. (8/10)

Mall of Duty: Lana looks so adorable nesting those eggs! (9/10)

The Crying Dame: That song... that song... (8/10)

Anti-Social: Good thing the writers didn't phone it in with this. (10/10)

Snow Way Down: Yay! More McBrides! (9/10)

Snow Way Out: Yay! More Lana! (9/10)

Season 2: Wow! That was even better than the last one! (9/10)

Roadie to Nowhere: A fantastic story about following dreams. (10/10)

A Fridge Too Far: So stupid, yet so funny. (7/10)

Selfie Improvement: This episode really improved Lori's character. (9/10)

No Place Like Homeschool: Okay. Mr. Grouse's noises were pretty funny. (7/10)

White Hare: How do they come up with twenty-five distinct characters easily? (10/10)

Insta-Gran: Why is Lynn being a ninja so awesome? (9/10)

City Slickers: Another look at Ronnie Anne and Lincoln's relationship. (9/10)

Fool Me Twice: The weakest of the April trilogy with a great ending. (8/10)

Net Gains: Does this make up for NSL yet? (10/10)

Pipe Dreams: Well... that happened. (6/10)

Fandom Pains: How does this portray fanbases so well? (10/10)

Rita Her Rights: Finally! A Rita episode! Took them long enough! (9/10)

Teachers' Union: Coach's freakout... dang. (7/10)

Season 3: [TBA]