User blog:Steven A. Lucas/Steven Lucas in The Loud House: One of the Boys (FANFIC)

Hi, today is the 3rd Anniversary of the Loud House episode, One of the Boys. I know many people are not happy with this episode, I still think that this is the worst episode of Season 1, along with The Green House. So I decided to give a little take on this one. I changed the episode a bit, because I added a fight scene between me and the Loud brothers. However, I don't like how the Loud brothers are portrayed, because they act like flat stereotypes of boys being gross, rough, and even act like selfish jerks. So, they all acted like characters that might've come from a teen movie. On the further note, I added a notation on the music selection during the fight scene. Anyway, I hope you enjoy, and please be positive about this if you like it or not.

Steven Lucas in The Loud House

One Of The Boys (A.K.A My Least Favorite Episode of Season 1)

''[Lola is having a tea party on the lawn. Lincoln is looking for food in the refrigerator.]'' Lincoln: "Okay, let's see what we got." [he begins rummages through the fridge] "Kale...tofu.."quin-o-ah"?" Clyde: "I think it's called quinoa." [keen-wah] [Lincoln tastes the quinoa and immediately spits it up.] Lincoln: "I'd call it quin-blah! All this rabbit food can only mean one thing: Lori's on another health food kick."

Steven: Really? I guess she does have a body that holds her nutrition value. [Clyde sighs and thinks about Lori wearing a bikini and walking on the beach.] Clyde: "No wonder her skin glows like a Caribbean sunset..." Lincoln: "Are you picturing her on the beach again?!" Clyde: "Uh, no!!" [pops his thought bubble and grins sheepishly.] [Lincoln finds a jar of peanut butter in the back of the fridge.] Lincoln: "Ooh, peanut butter! Now we're talkin'!" [He scoops up the peanut butter with his fingers and messily eats it.] [Lola enters the kitchen to put her tea party cups away and notices Lincoln eating the peanut butter.] Lola: "Ewww, Lincoln! Have a little class!" [She exits the kitchen, disgusted.]

Steven: Yeah, Lincoln. Can’t you use a spoon or a spread knife to eat that. [Luan enters the kitchen with her dummy Mr. Coconuts performing a ventriloquist act.] Luan: [Speaking as Mr. Coconuts] "That's all for sports, and now the weather." [Lincoln belches as she's talking.] Luan: [Still speaking as Mr. Coconuts] "It's cloudy with a chance of..." [she speaks as herself now] "You're disgusting." [Luan exits the room]

Steven: Lincoln, that behavior is making your sisters look very grossed out.

Lincoln: Come on, Steven. That’s how I eat peanut butter.

Steven: I know, but not when your sisters are not around.

Clyde: He does got a point about using a spoon or a knife. Lincoln: [sighs] "My whole life is like this." Clyde: "What are you talking about, Lincoln?! You got it made; one guy surrounded by ten awesome sisters!" Lincoln: "Oh, Clyde. Sweet, innocent Clyde."

Steven: Yeah. I even moved in with them, and they are so cool.

Lincoln: Especially, that sweet, gullible giant named Steven.

Steven: Thank you Lincoln. That was so nice of me.

Lincoln: I know, but I always imagine what it’s like to live with ten sisters. [Several flashbacks of his sisters causing him dismay.]

''[The scene begins with all the girls waiting in line for the bathroom. The line moves slowly as Lincoln gets more and more impatient. It is now Lincoln's turn to use the bathroom.]'' Lincoln: "Finally!" [he enters the bathroom, but quickly runs out.] "Gah! Forgot my loofah!" [Lincoln returns to the bathroom only to see another long line has already formed since he left.] Lincoln: "Dang it!!"

''[The second flashback begins. It starts with Lincoln walking down the stairs.]'' Lincoln: [calling out] "Mom! I'm off to see Ronnie Anne!" [His sisters ambush him after hearing he's going to see Ronnie Anne.] Sisters: "You're meeting Ronnie Anne?!" [They all crowd him and talk over each other, grooming him while telling him what he should do before meeting her.] Lana: "In that shirt?!" Lynn: "Ho ho! You call that posture?!" Leni: "And what about your hair?!" Lori: "Are you wearing clean underwear?"

[The third flashback plays; the kids are having a sibling meeting in Lori and Leni's room.] Lori: "Okay people, I'm accepting ideas on how we should spend the day." Lincoln: [raising his hand] "Ooh, ooh!! We could go to DairyLand!!" Sisters: [All make a buzzer noise and give him a thumbs down.] Lincoln: "Okay... How 'bout Gus' Games and Grub!" [His sisters do the same thing as before and make a buzzer noise and give him a thumbs down.] Lincoln: "How about-" [The girls do the exact same thing a third time before he could suggest somewhere else.] Lori: "I know some place we'd all like!" [The scene then cuts to all the sisters having a good time at the mall while Lincoln sits on a bench - alone and angry.]

[The fourth and final flashback begins, in this one Lincoln is sitting on his bed, playing a handheld video game.] Lincoln: "Ow, ow, ow!! Thumb cramp!!!" [His sisters all barge into his room.] Sisters: "Awwww, poor Linky!!" Lori: "Oh, here's Bun-Bun!" [she offers him his stuffed rabbit.] Leni: [holding Lily] "Let Lily kiss your boo-boo better!!" Lola and Lana: [unrolling bandages] "Gauze! Stat!" Lisa: [She runs into the room with an AED.] "Clear!!" [She shocks Lincoln as the camera pans out of his room and his scream can be heard.]

[The scene returns where Steven, Clyde, and Lincoln are together in the kitchen.]

Steven: Wow. You know what they say. Living with a family that big can be very smooth and rough sometimes. But I do get the picture. Clyde: "Hm, I see your point." Lincoln: "I tell you, Clyde, sometimes I wish I had ten brothers." [he continues eating the peanut butter as he was before.]

Steven: Come on, you can’t be serious. They’re your sisters. They are nice, they kick butt, they got talent, and they even have charm.

Lincoln: I know Steven. But I just only want to imagine what it was like having brothers. [Lisa enters the kitchen and snatches the peanut butter away from him.] Lisa: "And I wish you would not eat our communal peanut butter with your booger-picking finger!"

Steven: Told you so. Lincoln: "See what I mean?" Lisa: [in contemplation] "Hmmm..."

''[That night, Lincoln and Steven sound asleep when a shadow casts over them. They wake up to find that it's Lisa. He yelps at her sudden presence and grabs the light chain, turning on the light.]''

Steven: Lisa, what are you doing here? Lisa: "I've been pondering your wish from earlier." Lincoln: "My wish?"

Steven: Wait, did you overhear his thought about having brothers. Lisa: "Yes. I think I can help you out." [pulls out some kind of wristwatch] "This wristwatch can transport you to an alternate dimension in which you'll have ten brothers." Lincoln: [sarcastic] "Riiiiiight..." [gets down from chain] "Lisa, I think you've been playing with too many kiddie chemicals."

Steven: Yeah, a dimension with ten brothers. That ain’t happening.

Lisa: Just watch. [Lisa presses the button on the watch and a portal opens up.]

Steven: [surprised] Wow! This is amazing! Lincoln: [surprised] "Holy moly! Awesome!" [proceeds to enter it, but stops] "Wait. Why are you doing this for me?" Lisa: "I need beta testers. Now, are we doing this, or am I sending Lana to a dimension where she's a toad?" Lincoln: "Oh, we're doing it!"

Steven: Okay, I’m coming with you.

Lincoln: That’s fine. Lisa: "One word of caution: you only have 24 hours to return home. Otherwise, you'll be stuck there forever." Lincoln: "Got it!" [grabs the watch and puts it on] "Let's do this!" [A timer starts ticking down from the 24 hour limit.] Lisa: "Good luck. I gotta go break the bad news to Lana."

Steven: What? [Lisa pushes Lincoln and Steven into the vortex as they screams.]

''[Lincoln and Steven come out on the other end of the portal and it closes. Everything looks the same.]'' Lincoln: "Hmm...this doesn't look like a different dimension."

Steven: [suspicious] Yeah, the house looks the same. [Just then, a male version of Lori comes out texting on his phone.] Loki: "That is literally LOL! Hurry up, Loni! Time to go!" [Loni, the male version of Leni, walks into the doorway.] Loni: "Ooh! Whoa. Loki, who moved the doorway?" [Enter a male version of Luna.] Luke: "I'm ready, brah!" [strums his guitar; in a British accent] "Let's rock!" [Enter a male version of Luan and a female version of Mr. Coconuts.] Lane: [speaking as his dummy] "I wooden miss it!" [speaking as himself now and giggling] "Good one, Mrs. Coconuts!" ''[The four boys head downstairs much to Lincoln's bewilderment. Enter a male version of Lynn.]'' Boy Lynn: [carrying a football] "62! Hut!" [He is followed by a male version of Lucy.] Lars: "Sigh." [closes door] [Enter a male version of Lana with a frog as a horn blares at him.] Leif: "Quit honking, Lexx, or you'll get a frog down your pants!" [Lexx, the male version of Lola, is driving what looks like Lola's car only stylized as a military jeep with an angry face painted on it.] Lexx: "Touch me, and I'm telling!" [honks] "MOM!" ''[The male twins start fighting. Enter a male version of Lisa.]'' Levi: "Can you Cro-Magnons diminish the cacophony so our youngest sibling can suspend consciousness?" [Leon, the male version of Lily cries.] Twins: "Speak English, Levi!" Levi: "Shut your pie-holes so Leon can nap!" [Lincoln, still bewildered, looks at the watch and realizes that it worked.] Lincoln: "Holy moly!"

Steven: Lisa’s invention worked! [The remaining brothers head downstairs.] Levi: "Will you be joining us, Lincoln and Steven?" Lincoln: [disgusted] "Ugh. Where are we going? The mall?" [All scoff and laugh] Boy Lynn: "Yeah, right." Loki: "You're literally hilarious, Lincoln! We're going to Dairyland. It was your idea." Lincoln: "Sweet! My sisters would never all wanna go to Dairyland!"

Steven: Wait, don’t you remember that half of your sisters wanted to go.

[A flashback displays the events of In Tents Debate.]

Lincoln: Yeah, I know. But at least I don’t live with those sisters. Loni: [walks into the front doorway; confused] "Sisters?" Lincoln: "Uh...you know, the nuns. They hate amusement parks." [laughs nervously and follows the rest of his brothers to the van.]

Steven: Yeah, let’s go. [Loni shrugs and closes the door on his way out.]

[The van drives across Royal Woods while the boys are cheering.] Loki: "Yes! Dairyland was awesome!" Lane: "Great idea, Lincoln." Luke: "Yeah, way to go, bro." Brothers: "You're the man, Lincoln!"

Steven: What about me?

Loki: You too, Steven. Lincoln: [belches] "Whoops. Sorry." Boy Lynn: "You should be sorry, 'cause that was weak!" [makes a bigger belch] Leif: "Ha. That was nothing. Check this." [farts with armpit] Loki: "Oh, yeah? Well, nothing beats the real thing." [farts for real] ''[The boys cheer Loki on, except Steven who feels grossed out. They stop at Gus' Games N' Grub.]'' Loki: "Chow time, boys." Lincoln: "Gus's Games N' Grub? No way!" [rushes inside]

Steven: Uh Lincoln.

Lincoln: Come on, Steven. We get to eat pizza.

Steven: Okay. [Five pizzas are put on their table.] Loki: "Five pies for ten guys!" Lane: "I sure hope Mom and Dad gave us enough dough!" [laughs] "Get it?" [Lincoln picks up a slice, but realizes what he's touching it with.] Lincoln: [bummed] "Sorry, I'm touching the pizza with my booger-picking finger."

Steven: Yeah, and we didn’t even wash our hands first. Leif: "Are you kidding me? You use your finger for your booger picking? I use my thumb!" [puts thumb in nostril] ''[The boys all tell Lincoln what they pick their boogers with, each with a different part of their hands...or their feet, which makes him happy. However, Steven looks dissatisfied and is even more grossed out. Later, they arrive home where this dimension's Rita, wearing Lynn Sr.'s clothes, is taking out the trash with Leon.]'' '''Alt. Rita:''' "There's my army. How was Dairyland?" Loki: [kisses his mom] "It was awesome!" Boy Lynn: [kisses her] "Hi, Mom!" Leif: [kisses her and belches] "Bye, Mom!" [The boys head inside while this dimension's Lynn Sr., wearing Rita's clothes, is getting out the second garbage can.] '''Alt. Lynn Sr.:''' "Hey, boys!" Leif: "PILE ON DAD!" [Lynn Sr. screams and is pounced by Leif with his sons joining in on the fun.] Levi: "We got you!" Lars: "Say uncle." Loni: "I thought he was our dad." '''Alt. Lynn Sr.:' [begging for mercy]'' "UNCLE!" [The boys cheer and run off] '''Alt. Lynn Sr.:' [groaning in pain]'' "Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to have daughters."

''[Lincoln looks at how much time is left. Steven looks at his watch as well.]'' Lincoln: "Only 12 more hours. I wish this didn't have to end."

Steven: Oh geez. I believe we must get back to our world and never come back here again.

Lincoln: [inspired] "Wait. Why does it have to? What if I didn't go back?"

Steven: What?! Are you insane, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Come on, Steven. Living with brothers isn’t that bad.

Steven: I know, but I’d rather be living with your sisters.

Lincoln: Uggh! Why?

Steven: Come on! They’re nice, playful, and fun to have around. While your brothers. Let me see. They are gross, disgusting, have no manners, and are somehow lazy stereotypes in a teenage frat movie.

Lincoln: Come on. It’s just 12 more hours, what can go wrong.

[Lincoln runs upstairs, while Steven looks a bit worried about something bad is going to happen.]

Steven: Okay. Now I feel a bit worried.

''[Steven runs upstairs where Lincoln is meeting with his brothers, as they are playing Hockey in the hallway. Lincoln tosses the wristwatch in the wastebasket, but Steven grabs it and puts it in his pocket.]''

Lincoln: "Guys, guess what? I'm staying!" [The boys look on puzzled] Loki: "Okay." Luke: "Whatever." [Male Lynn belches] Lincoln: "Hang on, bros! Let me grab my Hockey stick!" [He runs into where his room would but crashes into a shelf where it's revealed that in this dimension, the linen closet is still a linen closet.] Lincoln: "Uh, hey..." [Sees them charging and gets out of the way.] "Lynn! Heh...where's my room?" Boy Lynn: "Right where it always is, weirdo." ''[It turns out Lincoln bunks with Male Lynn and Lars. He shares a bunk bed with Male Lynn and Lars sleeps in a vampire coffin.]'' Lincoln: "Three of us live in here?" [Lars rises from out of his coffin.] Boy Lynn: "Where else would we sleep? The linen closet?" [laughs]

Steven: Well, where am I supposed to sleep?

Loni: You can sleep on the couch.

Steven: Uh okay. Thanks. Loni. If that is your real name.

Loni: Of course, that my name. What did you expect?

Steven: Alright, good night Lincoln. [goes downstairs to sleep] Lincoln: [checking his top bunk] "Hey, where's Bun-Bun?" Lars: "Luke flushed him." Boy Lynn: "Lars gave him a very dignified funeral." Lars: "Thank you." Lincoln: [devastated] "Not Bun-Bun!" Boy Lynn: "Well..." [yawns] "...night, bro." [roughly punches Lincoln's arm] Lincoln: [rubbing his arm] "Ow!" [That night, as Lincoln tries to get some sleep, a swarm of bats comes out of his pillow and he screams in horror.] Lars: "Oh. There's my bat colony."

[The next morning, Lincoln wakes up to find Lars's bat colony over his head and screams in horror and falls to the floor.] Boy Lynn: "One for waking me." [punches Lincoln right into Lars's coffin.] Lincoln: "Ow." Lars: [rises out of coffin] "And one for scratching my coffin." [punches Lincoln] Lincoln: [rubbing his arm] "Ow." [notices something] "No line for the bathroom? Sweet!" [rushes in] ''[The bathroom is a total and complete mess, making Lincoln scream in horror. Then Steven comes in and hears Lincoln screaming at the horror.]''

Steven: Lincoln, what’s the matter? Did you see a spider, or a rat, or something.

Lincoln: It’s worse.

Steven: What do you mean? [looks at the messy bathroom.] Oh my goodness! Oh the humanity! Luke: [yawning] "What's your damage, bro? You woke me up." Lincoln: "Look! The bathroom is disgusting!"

Steven: Yeah, it looks like a messy bathroom that was dirtier at a kiddie restaurant. Somebody needs to clean it up. Luke: "You're right, bro. We can't live like this. Let's go clean it! We'll start with the toilet!" [grabs Lincoln] Lincoln: "Huh? Hey hey hey!"

Steven: Hey you, what are you doing to him? [The door closes] Luke: "Swirly time, dude!" [Lincoln screams at the swirly he's given and comes out with his brother's laughing at his expense.] Lane: "How's it goin', Stinkoln?"

Steven: Hey, leave him alone! [Lincoln then trips over and hurts his thumb.] Lincoln: "Ow!" Loni: "Aw, you're fine. Shake it off." [Leon crawls up to Lincoln.] Lincoln: "Leon? You wanna kiss my boo-boo and make it better?" [Leon bites Lincoln's thumb.] "OW!" Loki: "Kiss your boo-boo?"

Steven: [to the Loud brothers] You know what, all of you are real jerks. See what I mean Lincoln. ''[As the boys continue to laugh, Lincoln sucks his thumb since no one will kiss it to make it feel better. But, Steven gets extremely mad at how they treat him like dirt.]''

''[Steven comes down still wearing his clothes. Lincoln is now wearing only his regular jeans, belt buckle and sneakers.]'' Lincoln: "Does nobody do laundry?"

Steven: Yeah, I mean I can do my own laundry! Boy Lynn: [picking his nose with his big toe] "Oh, yeah! Got a winner!"

Steven: [disgusted] Ugh! You are so gross, Boy Lynn! [The twins are wearing Lincoln's shirts.] Lincoln: "Uh, why are you guys wearing my shirts?" Leif: "Duh, 'cause ours were dirty." Lincoln: "Well, now I don't have any clean ones, and I'm supposed to hang out with Ronnie Anne!"

Steven: Or maybe even a boy version of her, if his name is Ronaldo Andrew. Loki: [condescendingly] "Ooh, the prince needs a clean shirt when he sees his princess!" Brothers: "Ooooooooooh!" [laugh] Lincoln: [visibly blushing] "Cut it out, guys!"

Steven: Yeah, you leave him alone. He’s sensitive.

Luke: Uh oh dude. Here comes the trouble police. Oh wait, it’s just Steven.

[The boys laugh at him, he gets very furious.] Lane: "You know, if you wear your pants higher, you won't need a SHIRT!" [pulls Lincoln's pants upward on the word "shirt", giving him an inverse wedgie and laughs.] Lincoln: [sarcastically] "Thanks a lot." [pulls pants down] "Now I need clean underwear, too." Lane: "I'm just playin', bro." [ruffles Lincoln's hair] Lincoln: "Ah, come on! I just combed my hair." Brothers: [taunting] "OOOOOOOHHH!!!" Leif: "PILE ON ROMEO!"

Lexx: AND THAT GUY TOO!!! [Lincoln and Steven screams as his brothers minus Leon pile on top of him.] Loki: "Guys, Dutch oven, Loud House style!" [They all fart on Lincoln.] Luke: "Say uncle!" Lincoln: "Uncle!" ''[They all get off Lincoln and cheer proudly for their Dutch oven. Lincoln, however, is not pleased.]'' Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Remember what I said about staying here forever? Yeah. That's not happening." [Sees that he only has 5 minutes before it's too late.] "Phew. I still have five minutes to get back."

Steven: Don’t worry Lincoln, I got the watch right here.

[Steven takes out the wristwatch from his pocket.]

Lincoln: Wait, how did you grab it.

Steven: Just in case after you realized how much of big jerks your brothers are.

[The Loud brothers took a glimpse at the new watch.]

Loki: Hey is that a new watch.

Steven: No, it’s mine. I own it.

Lexx: [yanks the watch off Steven] Yoink! Now it’s ours now.

Steven: Hey! Give it back, you little brat!

Lexx: It’s mine now, loser!

Steven: Don’t call me a loser!

''[Steven gives a huge punch on Lexx. The punch is in slow-motion, the brothers gasped on what they witnessed, Lexx let goes of the watch. Steven grabs it and puts it in his pocket. Leif comes up to Lexx.]''

Leif: You punched my twin brother, YOU MONSTER!!!

Steven: I’m sorry, but I believe it’s time for all of you to learn some manners!

''[Steven acts like a kung-fu warrior as he prepares to fight. Lincoln stands back to watch. Lexx gets up and rubs his cheek from where he was punched at.]''

Lexx: GET HIM!!!

''[The music plays Hit That by The Offspring with second verse and second chorus cut off. Loki punches, but misses. Steven punches Loki in the face multiple times and kicks him in the lower region of his body. Loni punches Steven, but he grabs his arms, bends it, and punches him. Luke tries to grab the watch out of his pocket, but Steven grabs his hand and punches him. Steven grabs Luke’s guitar and hits Luke like a baseball bat, knocking him out. Steven breaks it three times as he slams it to Luke’s body. Lane uses Mrs. Coconuts to swing at him, Steven ducks and grabs Mrs. Coconuts and tosses it out. He grabs Lane and slams him to the flat-screen TV, knocking him out. Leif and Lexx is about to charge at them, but Steven grabs the game controller as a lasso, and ties Leif and Lexx’s legs. Boy Lynn kicks Steven, making him fall, but he fights back as he kicks Boy Lynn in the chest. He gets up, grabs Boy Lynn’s legs and he spins around multiple times and uses him to knock out the Loud brothers. Then, he lets go of Boy Lynn, flying to the air, and hits his back by the wall, knocking him out. Steven takes a couple of deep breaths. The Loud brothers feel hurt and beaten up.]''

Steven: Nobody messes with Steven. And nobody touches my stuff, but me and Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yeah, all of you are awful. And I really wish I won’t have brothers like you.

Steven: That’s right! You guys are the worst! You are all ugly, disgusting, smelly, gross, lazy, and rude jerks!

Loki: Okay, you win. You can keep it.

Luke: Yeah, we promise we’ll be good.

Lexx: Yeah, I’ll never take things away from you, ever again.

Steven: Thank you. Just lay there and don’t move a muscle! Especially you! [points at Leon] You say nothing! Do you understand!

Loud Brothers: Okay! Thank you!

[Steven gives Lincoln the watch and he puts it on.]

Steven: Let’s get out of this joint.

Lincoln: I’m on it. ''[Lincoln activates the portal; he and Steven jump in screaming. Then, Alt. Lynn Sr. comes in.]''

'''Alt. Lynn Sr.:''' What’s going on here?

[He takes a glimpse of what happened, as the boys feel afraid that they are in really big trouble.]

'''Alt. Lynn Sr.:''' AAHHH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIVING ROOM?!

''[Lincoln and Steven makes it through the portal and ends up back in his linen closet room. But...]'' Lincoln?: "My room!" [sees a familiar friend] "Bun-Bun!" [grabs Bun-Bun and cuddles him] "It worked!" [The lights turn on and reveals his brothers are still here.] Loki: "Are you okay? Did you have a nightmare?" Lincoln? "AAAHH! It didn't work!"

Steven: YOU?!!!

Boy Lynn: Is your friend okay as well?

Steven: [getting furious] I’ve had enough of you, American Pie rejects.

[Steven is about to beat them up once more, but the Loud brothers are easily frightened from him.]

Steven: [angry] I’m going to beat the living filling out of you!

Leif: Please don’t hurt us, miss!

[Steven stops for a second from what Leif said]

Steven: [confused] Miss? Wait! What’s going on here? Luke: "You want some water?" Lexx: "How about warm milk?" Boy Lynn: "Do you want some water?" Lincoln?: "Wait. Why are they being nice to me?"

Steven?: Yeah, and why are you so easily afraid of me? Loni: "Aw. Want us to stay until you fall asleep, Linka?"

Loki: Yeah, and even your new playmate, Stevelyn. Lincoln?: [confused] "Linka?"

Steven?: [confused] Stevelyn? [Lincoln and Steven looks around to see that his room is now very girly, there's a photo of him and a female version of Clyde, and they find in his mirror that they are no longer Lincoln Loud and Steven Lucas; they are now Linka Loud and Stevelyn Lucas.] Linka: "I'M IN THE WRONG DIMENSION!"

Steven: AND WE’VE BECOME GIRLS! ''[Linka and Steven screams in horror and hugged each other and then it immediately changes back to Lincoln and Steven. It turns out Lincoln was having a nightmare. His room is the same as it was and he's still Lincoln Loud. Steven wakes up.]''

Steven: Aw man! I can’t believe we dreamed of something potential and turned it into a complete waste of time. Lincoln: "Oh, thank goodness. It was all just a nightmare."

Steven: Yeah, I am very disappointed at that dream. [His sisters barge in having been alarmed of his scream.] Lori: [concerned] "We heard you scream! Are you okay? Here's Bun-Bun, Linky."

Steven: Hey, we really had that dream about Lincoln living with brothers. Lisa nvented that wristwatch that sends us to another dimension. Anyway, they act so rude, gross, and awful, and I got mad and I totally kicked their butts, and we got on the dimension, where me and Lincoln turned into girls.

Lola: That is the craziest dream I’ve ever heard in my life.

Lincoln: Yeah, anyway I’m so glad to see all of you here. [His sisters comfort them after their fright.] Leni: "Lily will kiss it and make it all better." Lincoln: "Thanks, guys. You're the best." [Lily kisses her brother] Lincoln: "It's good to be home. I'll never complain about having sisters again." [As they embrace for a tender moment, the girls realize what he just said.] Lola: "Wait. What?" Lincoln: "I mean, you know, the nuns." [Leni notices and picks up a wristwatch.] Leni: "Lincoln, is this yours? It fell on the floor." [Lincoln screams, tosses it on the floor, and stomps it into pieces.] Lori: [livid] "That was literally mine! You are so gonna pay!"

Steven: Okay, Lori! We’ll buy another one for you! Lincoln: [fearing] "Please don't stick my head down the toilet!" Lori: "What? I meant with money." Lincoln: "Oh, of course. That's more than fair." Lola: [scoffs] "Breaking Lori's watch? You sir, have no class!" [The sisters all go back to bed.] Lincoln: [to the viewers] "I'm so glad my sisters are nothing like my brothers." [Lynn comes back in] Lynn: "Hey, Lincoln, I almost forgot something." [pantses him and runs off laughing] Lincoln: [annoyed] "Except for Lynn."

Steven: Yeah. Maybe she’s Little Miss Stifler.