User blog:RadicalPatMan/It's a (4x) Loud House Alternate Ending

Here's an alternate ending to a hated episode. Enjoy.

Script
[The backyard. The kids come across a big X.]

Lincoln: "X marks the spot."

Lisa: [excited] "Ooh! I love solving for X!"

[Lincoln grabs a sandbox shovel and starts digging.]

Sisters: [chanting] "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"

Lucy: "I've got some experience digging holes." [joins Lincoln in digging]

Sisters: "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"

Luan: "Digging is fun for the hole family!" [laughs] "Get it?"

Sisters: "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!"

Lana: "Okay, everyone. Stand back. Luna? A little digging music?"

Luna: "You got it, sis!" [starts strumming her acoustic guitar.]

[Lana digs like Charles and finds the briefcase, much to her sisters' amazement.]

Lincoln: [takes it but notices...] "It's locked!"

Leni: "I got this." [takes the briefcase, pulls out her barrette, and picks the lock open with it, stunning her sisters.] "What? There's more to my head than just air, you know."

[Lincoln opens the briefcase and everyone gasps to discover that the money is real!]

Lola: [checks the total] "Five...hundred...DOLLARS!!!"

[The kids gasp again]

Lincoln: "So, if we share it equally, that means we each get, uh..."

Lisa: "$45.4545455 each."

[The kids all cheer over their achievement. Luna cheers and Lucy is throwing confetti around like a flower girl at a wedding.]

Luna: "YEAH! WOO-HOO!"

Lucy: "Yay. Yay. Yay."

Lola: [spreading some of the money out.] "ONE! TWO! THREE!"

[Lincoln plays the bongos on his cheeks. Lori and Leni jump for joy and start doing the tango together. Lana is twirling a lasso, Luan is hugging a tree, and Luna is tumbling around. Suddenly, the parents step outside angry and everyone stops celebrating.]

Lynn Sr.: Glad to see you're having fun with MY money!

Lincoln: (bewildered) What are you talking about?

Lynn Sr: I set up this whole Sharon DeMonet charade to teach y'all the value of sharing money. While y'all did learn your lesson, y'all still destroyed the house so I'm confiscating the money and spending it on a date with my lovely wife while y'all clean the entire house top to bottom and after that y'all can stay in your rooms and never come out for anything but food and school for two weeks.

[Lynn Sr. snatches the money from all the siblings. The Loud siblings leave go inside to clean up the house]

Rita: Nice job handling the situation.

Lynn Sr: Thank you, now let's go on a date my precious.

Rita: (flirtuasly) My pleasure.

[Lynn Sr. and Rita run off]

THE END.