User blog:Thomperfan/Royal Woods Dreams

And here is that other project I was working. It's an idea I've had for quite some time now. I hope you like it.

(It starts with an overhead shot of Royal Woods at night.)

Narrator: Ah, nighttime is a wonderful time, a time where all the people of the world get in their beds and dream of wonderful things. And today we’ll be taking a look at the dreams of some of Royal Woods’ local residents. So sit back and relax as we see some “Royal Woods Dreams”.

(We transition to Nolan’s house in Noah’s room, where Nolan is asleep. Cuts to Nolan’s dream sequence, where he’s a train, just waking up in his shed.)

Nolan: (yawns) Morning already? Oh well. (he cuffs outside and notices something) Wait. Why do I hear train sounds? (takes a look at himself and gasps) Oh my gosh! I’m a train! WOO-HOO!

(Just then Thomas puffs up next to him.)

Thomas: Good morning, Nolan! Come, let’s get Annie and Clarabel. Sir Topham Hatt asked us to double head a special train.

Nolan: (excited) And now I get to double head a train with Thomas the Tank Engine! (squeals and puffs off.)

(Cuts to a few minutes later. Thomas and Nolan arrive at Knapford station. It reveals that the Loud siblings are on the platform and are the passengers we’re picking up.)

Nolan: (As he and Thomas pull into the station) Hey, guys!

Lincoln: (gasps) Nolan, is that you?!

Nolan: Yeah, I’m a steam engine! How cool is that?!

Leni: Wow. (flirtatious; to Nolan) I don’t why, but, I suddenly find you way more attractive now. (starts kissing him)

Nolan: (dizzy and lovestruck) Oh, fizzling fireboxes!

Thomas: OK, Nolan, it’s time to go!

Nolan: (snapping out of it) Oh, right! All aboard!

(The LKs get on board Annie and Clarabel, and the two engines head off.)

Thomas: Hey, Nolan, wanna see how fast we can go?

Noah: Heck yeah, I do!

(Nolan and Thomas start to speed up and start going top speed, they end up going so fast that they past Gordon, who’s pulling the express. End of Nolan’s dream sequence. Cuts to the Loud House in Lincoln’s room, where Lincoln is asleep. Cuts to Lincoln’s dream sequence, in a city, and in a local bank. The Card Shark is sneaking off with a diamond that was in the center of the bank.)

Lincoln: (off-screen) Hold it right there, Card Shark!

(The Card Shark stops in his tracks and turns around. It reveals that Lincoln, Clyde and Nolan are standing behind him, dressed as Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack, and the Seven of Optimism respectively.)

Card Shark: You’re too late, Ace! I’ve got the diamond now, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!

Seven of Optimism: Or is there? (to Ace; excited) Come on, Ace, do the thing! Do the thing!

Ace Savvy: Okay, Seven. Calm down. (to the Card Shark) He’s right, we have ten more players at the table!

(He throws ten cards, with each of the sisters’ Full House Gang personas on them. Just then Vanzilla comes crashing through the bank, with Lori as the High Card at the wheel.)

High Card: Alright girls, let’s put this fishy back in the water!

(The van opens up to reveal the other sisters dressed as their superhero counterparts and they leap into action.)

Card Shark: Minions, get them!

(Just then three sharks appear, a tiger shark, a hammerhead shark and a whale shark. The 13 superheroes, split up and go against each of the sharks, first the Strong Suit and the Joker go up against the tiger shark.)

Strong Suit: CHARGE!

(She head butts the tiger shark and he goes up and then lands on a present the Joker left for him, it reveals the present was a big extendable boxing glove that punches the tiger shark in the face and makes him land in a pie on the ceiling and then falls back down on the floor.)

The Joker: (to the tiger shark) Looks like it’s time for us to say good-pie! (laughs) Get it?

(Cuts to the hammerhead shark going up against the Night Club, who’s got her guitar and two large amplifiers.)

Night Club: OK, brah, (in a british accent) Let’s rock!!

(She plays a powerful chord that knocks the hammerhead into the wall and then he falls into a coffin the Eight of Spades placed at the right moment.)

Eight of Spades: Looks like you have a grave situation.

(Cuts to the Queen of Diamonds and the Deuce going against the whale shark. The shark throws water balls, and the Deuce throws dirty diapers and they repel against each other.)

Queen of Diamonds: I think it’s time we put this bonehead in his place!

(She throws her tiara and knocks out the whale shark. Cuts to the Eleven of Hearts and the Seven of Optimism going against the card shark.)

Eleven of Hearts: Okay, honey. You know what to do, right?

Seven of Optimism: Uh-huh. Just like we practiced. (runs up to the Card Shark and gives him a powerful squeeze.) BEAR HUG!!!!

Card Shark: (Getting squished) Too tight! Too tight!

Seven of Optimism: Okay, babe! Do yo thang!

(He gets out of the way and the Eleven of Hearts uses her sash to tie the Card Shark up.)

Eleven of Hearts: (to the Seven of Optimism) Nice job, sweetums.

Seven of Optimism: (to the Eleven of Hearts) Thanks, sweetheart. You too.

(They fist bump and then kiss. Just then the Royal Flush comes in with a fish tank.)

Royal Flush: Hey guys, put him over here!

Strong Suit: On it! (Head butts the Card Shark into the fish tank as Ace Savvy closes the lid.)

Card Shark: I-I don’t understand! My plan was perfect! How could it possibly fail?!

Ace Savvy: (to the Card Shark) Because you’re outnumbered, Card Shark! As long as I’ve got my partners with me, we can’t lose!

Card Counter: Time to put this aquatic animal back where he belongs! (Uses a remote control to maneuver drone to pick up the tank and take all the way to the sea.)

One-Eyed Jack: (holding the diamond) Now to put this back where it belongs. (puts the diamond back in it’s display case.)

Ace Savvy: (to his partners) I’m really proud of you all. You did what you did best and gave it your all. When we work together, there’s nothing we can’t do. Now, come on! Let’s go back to the Savvy caves for some snacks.

(The Full House Gang agrees to that as they start to leave. End of Lincoln’s dream sequence, cuts to Lori and Leni’s room, and zooms over to Lori who’s asleep. Cuts to Lori’s dream sequence, where she and Bobby are sitting on the beach together in their swimwear.)

Lori: (drinking from a coconut and sighs) This is literally paradise. Just me and my wonderful boyfriend, on this amazing beach.

Bobby: (to Lori) Babe, want me put sunscreen on your back.

Lori: Oh, yes please.

(Bobby starts doing so. End of Lori’s dream sequence. The camera pans over to Leni, who’s also asleep. Cuts to Leni’s dream sequence, where she’s about to go on stage for a competition where girls design and model their own clothes, Nolan is with her.)

Leni: (nervous) OMGosh, Noey, I am totes freaking out right now! Will they like me?! Will they hate me?! What do I do?!

Nolan: Now, Leni, calm down. You have nothing to be afraid of.

Leni: I don’t?

Nolan: No you don’t. You are one of the most talented fashion designers I have ever met in my whole life. And you will do great.

Leni: Y-You think so.

Nolan: No, I know so. (kisses her cheek) And don’t worry, me and your family will be watching you.

Leni: OK, I think I’m ready.

Nolan: Good. (Goes to his seat) Good luck, sunshine!

Announcer: And coming up next, we have Leni Loud! Who is modeling a very stunning seafoam green gown sewn entirely by hand!

(Leni struts out on the runway and makes a few poses. Everyone cheers, including Nolan and the Loud Family. There are three judges at the stand, and they each give Leni a ten out of ten. She goes back in the curtains and then comes back out with the other 4 contestants so the judges can decide the winner.)

Judge #1: And the winner of the Annual Royal Woods Fashion Show is…. Leni Loud!

(Everyone in the audience cheers and so does Leni. She comes up to the runway receives her trophy and her sash. Just then her family members and Nolan all dog pile on her and laugh. End of Leni’s dream sequence. Cuts to Luna and Luan’s room and zooms to Lori, who’s asleep. Cuts to Luna’s dream sequence, where Mick Swagger is about to perform for a huge crowd.)

Mick Swagger: Introducing, my new music partner, LUNA LOUD!

(Luna appears on stage and the crowd goes wild.)

Luna: ROYAL WOODS, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

(The crowd cheers once more, with the Loud Family, Noah and Sam among them, and Luna starts playing her guitar, along with Mick and his band.)

Luna: (Singing) ''Got the rock and roll bug and I just can’t shake it! Follow your heart and you're really gonna make it! I tried my hand at dental hygiene, but at the end of the day it just wasn’t my scene!''

Luna and Mick: (Singing together) ''You can live your life full of doubt, or you can do what you love and it will all work out! My life is a dream.''

Luna (Singing) The greatest rock ‘n’ roll dream!

(Luna, Mick and the band continue playing as the crowd continues cheering. End of Luna’s dream sequence. The camera pans over to Luan, who’s also asleep. Cuts to Luan’s dream sequence, at the Royal Woods theater. Luan’s family and Noah are seated, just then a guy comes on to the stage.)

Announcer: And now, here to do her new stand up comedy routine is… Luan Loud!

(Bubbly upbeat music starts playing as Luan appears on-screen everyone cheers.)

Luan: Thank you! Thank you! Now on with the jokes! What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make my butt look fat? (Luan laughs and so does the audience) What do you call a computer that sings? “A-Dell”! (everyone laughs again) Why did the picture go to jail? Because he got framed! (everyone laughs again) Why did the banker quit his job? He lost interest!

(Everyone continues laughing at Luan’s funny jokes. End of Luan’s dream sequence. Cuts to Lynn and Lucy’s room and zooms to Lynn, who’s asleep. Cuts to Lynn’s dream sequence, which is basically Lynn doing a bunch of sports and doing excessively well. First she wins her baseball game.)

Lynn: WOO! Lynn Loud is #1!

(Then she wins a tennis game)

Lynn: WOO! Lynn Loud is #1!

(Then she wins a soccer game.)

Lynn: WOO! Lynn Loud is #1!

(Then she wins a softball games)

Lynn: WOO! Lynn Loud is #1!

(End of Lynn’s dream sequence)

Lynn: (sleep-talking) Woo, Lynn Loud is #1. Woo, Lynn Loud is #1. Woo, Lynn Loud is #1.

(The camera pans over to Lucy, who is also asleep. Cuts to Lucy’s dream sequence, where she’s riding in the air on Unikitty, while the Unikitty theme song plays)

Lucy: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(End of Lucy’s dream sequence. Cuts to Lana and Lola’s room and zooms to Lana, who’s asleep. Cuts to Lana’s dream sequence, where she’s just waking up.)

Lana: (Yawns and notices Hops on her bed) Good morning, Hops.

Hops: Good morning, Lana.

Lana: It’s time for-(realizes) Wait a minute. (to Hops) What did you just say?

Hops: I said good morning.

Lana: (astonished) Whoa! I understood that!

(Just then El Diablo slithers by.)

El Diablo: Hey, Lana. I’m going downstairs.

Lana: (Gasps) I understood that too! (gasps) I can talk to animals! Yes! This is the best day ever! (goes downstairs and finds that along with Charles, Cliff, Geo and Walt, her entire family and best friend have turned into animals. Lynn Sr. is an owl, Rita is a deer, Lori is a squirrel, Leni is a dog, Luna is a hawk, Nolan is a penguin, Luan is a horse, Lynn is rhino, Lincoln is a bunny rabbit, Lucy is a bat, Lola is cat, Lisa is a mouse, and Lily is a baby bear.) And all of my family are animals too! (squeals) This day just gets better and better!

Lynn Sr.: Hi, honey. You’re just in time for breakfast!

Lana: (takes a seat) Oh boy, what are we having?

Rita: Well, we made something special for each of you. (hands each kid a dish) Acorns for Lori, Dog biscuits for Leni, A vole for Luna, An apple for Luan, Grass for Lynn, Beetles for Lucy, Cat treats for Lola, cheese for Lisa, Fish for Lily and Nolan, and for you and Hops, crickets.

Lana: Sweet!

(She and Hops each take their crickets and start chowing down. End of Lana’s dream sequence. The camera pans over to Lola, who’s also asleep. Cuts to Lola’s dream sequence, where Lola is the queen of her own castle, Winston is the king, and Lola’s family, Nolan, and Clyde are her servants. Lola is now sitting on her throne, as is Winston, when the others come in.)

Lincoln: Good morning, Queen Lola!

Rita: You look lovely today, Queen Lola!

Nolan: Is there anything we can do for you, Queen Lola?

Lola: Hm, well, there are a few things you can do. Lynn, come and paint my toenails!

Lynn: Yes, Queen Lola! (She starts painting Lola’s nails)

Lola: Daddy, could you please bake me some cookies?

Lynn Sr.: Yes, Queen Lola! (Goes to the kitchen and starts baking.)

Lola: King Winston, give me smoochies.

Winston: Yes, my queen. (Kisses Lola)

Lola: And the rest of you, bow down to me!

Nolan, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, Clyde and Rita: All hail, Queen Lola. All hail, Queen Lola. All hail, Queen Lola. All hail, Queen Lola.

Lola: (sighs) You know, I could really get used to this.

(End of Lola’s dream sequence. Cuts to Lisa and Lily’s room and zooms to Lisa who’s asleep. Cuts to Lisa’s dream sequence where Lisa is going through a dimension portal dressed as Rick Sanchez. Cuts to Darcy’s room, where Darcy is playing with blocks dressed as Morty Smith, when all of a sudden, a portal opens up and Lisa appears.)

Darcy: Oh, hi Lisa! Did you come over to play?

Lisa: Greetings, Darcy. No, I’m actually here because I need your assistance with something.

Darcy: What do you need help with?

Lisa: We have to travel to Mars and rescue a certain alien from being killed.

Darcy: (gasps) Cool! I’ve always wanted to go to Mars! (Realizes) Awww, but mom says I have to go to take a nap.

Lisa: Not to worry. I came prepared. (Presents an exact clone of Darcy)

Darcy: Whoa! She looks just like me!

Lisa: And she should act like you too. Now come on, we have an alien to save. (Opens up a portal and jumps in taking Darcy with her, while the Darcy clone stays in Darcy’s room. As the two are going through the portal.)

Darcy: Um, Lisa, don’t you think we need space suits?

Lisa: Don’t worry, I came prepared. (Holds out two space suits and hands one to Darcy) Here, put this on.

(Darcy does so and the to finally arrive on Mars.)

Darcy: OK, we’re here. So, where’s the alien?

Lisa: (using an alien tracking device) He should be right about… (points to the left where the alien is) There.

(It reveals that the alien is cowering in fear from some other big aliens who are about to eat him.)

Darcy: Oh no! What do we do, Lisa?!

Lisa: (pulls out a ray gun) Stand back, Darcy, this is going to get ugly.

(Darcy does a battle cry and charges the other aliens. Cuts to a few hours later, where the two are returning with the alien to Lisa and Lily’s room.)

Alien: (speaks alien language)

Darcy: (to Lisa) What did he say?

Lisa: He’s thanking us for saving his life.

Darcy: Oh, well, you’re welcome Mr. Alien! (hugs the alien) So what is he going to do now?

Lisa: He is going to stay here with me. I have some experiments I really need his help with.

Darcy: Can aliens do experiments.

Lisa: Oh, yes, they can. (Smiles and giggles creepily)

(End of Lisa’s dream sequence. The camera pans over to Lily, who’s also asleep with her teddy bear. Cuts to Lily’s dream sequence, where Lily is just waking up, when she sees her teddy bear looking at her.)

Teddy Bear: Good morning, Lily.

Lily: (gasps) Ted-dy?

Teddy Bear: That’s right, Lily. I’m alive. And I’m ready to spend the whole day with you.

Lily: (babbles excitedly and hugs the teddy bear)

(Cuts to a montage of Lily and her teddy bear doing a bunch of their favorite activities. First they’re stacking blocks, then they’re drinking milk, then they’re eating cookies, and then they’re taking a nap. End of Lily’s dream sequence. Cuts to the McBride House in Clyde’s room where Clyde is asleep. Cuts to Clyde’s dream sequence,where Clyde is dressed up in a fancy tuxedo and is at a table at a fancy restaurant. Just then Lori comes on the scene, wearing a long gown that’s the same color of her tank top. She sits down next to Clyde.)

Lori: Clyde, how is my favorite husband doing?

Clyde: Much better, now that you’re here. (calling out) Excuse me, butler!

(Just then Bobby comes up dressed as a butler)

Bobby: Yes, Sir Clyde?

Clyde: Please get me and my wife some drinks.

Bobby: Yes, Sir Clyde. (goes to get said drinks)

Lori: Oh, Clyde. This night is so perfect.

Clyde: I know, it is. And it’s even better because you’re here.

Lori: Oh, Clyde.

(Lori and Clyde start making out, just as Bobby comes back with the drinks. End of Clyde’s dream sequence, where Clyde is actually making out with his pillow, cuts back to the Loud House in the parents’ room, where Rita and Lynn Sr. are asleep. Cuts to Rita’s dream sequence, where she’s having an interview at a bookstore.)

Interviewer: We’re here live with Rita Loud, the author of the new bestselling novel “The adventures of Willy Wilde”. (to Rita) Mrs. Loud, what inspired you come up with such amazing stories?

Rita: (to the interviewer) Well, I was originally writing about a boring dental assistant who talks her pet fish. But one day, I took my son, Lincoln, to the dentist office with me, and he gave me the idea to write about white-haired boy who goes adventures. (to the camera) Lincoln, if you’re watching this, I love you! (blows a kiss to the screen)

Interview: (to Rita) What can viewers expect from this book?

Rita: Well, they can expect thrills, fun, excitement, laughs, and page-turning action!

Interview: Interesting. Tell us more.

(Rita begins to tell the interviewer more about her novel. End of Rita’s dream sequence. The camera pans over to Lynn Sr. Cuts to Lynn Sr.’s dream sequence where Lynn Sr. is cooking at his own restaurant.)

Lynn Sr.: (adding ingredients to his dish) Add a little bit of this, and a little bit of that, aaaaaaaaand, done! (presents some spaghetti, and brings out to full table of food, where his family and Nolan are sitting.) Okay, family. Eat up! (They all do so, as Lynn Sr. smiles with content.) Ah, the best thing about good food is that it brings people together. Well, gotta back to work.

(Lynn Sr. goes back into the kitchen to make some more food. End of Lynn Sr.’s dream sequence, as we cut back to same overhead night shot of Royal Woods we started on.)

Narrator: So you see, lots of people in Royal Woods have dreams about something. But we’ve only seen a few dreams. Tune in next time as we see even more dreams from the many inhabitants of Royal Woods. This has been “Royal Woods Dreams”.

THE END