Thread:Firefox20z/@comment-31595317-20170609185518/@comment-15761712-20170613225250


 * Lucy picks up*

Lucy: Hello welcome to the dark reaches of Lucy Loud. How can I help you today?

Rachel: Lucy it's me.

Lucy: *She makes static noises* I'm sorry, I can't hear you. My mind is going through a tunnel."

[As Lucy hangs up the phone, it rings again and she answers again]

Rachel: "Lucy, it's me."

Lucy: "I know. That's why I hung up."

[She hangs up the phone again, but it rings once again and she answers once more]

Lucy: "This is a business line, Rachel! What do you want?"

Rachel: "Lucy, I'm bombing out here. You gotta help me, please!"

Lucy:  [sarcastic] "Oh! How could I possibly help you? You're the poem expert."

Rachel: "No, I'm not. You are. You told me there's a lot more to poems than just the moves and you were right. Will you please come help me?"

Lucy: "I don't know, Rachel. Maybe bombing would be a good learning experience for you."

Rachel: "Well, there's one other thing. I think I'm ruining the reputation of our business. These goths are brutal!"

Lucy: "Don't move! I'll be right there." [hangs up and gets ready]