Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-26521507-20171029031615/@comment-30953185-20171029184558

JKC14 wrote: Okay, but I can only remember some of the lines.

Rita: Or maybe the white-haired one. Maybe the filthy one.

(Lincoln's imagination is showing what it looks like to be an only child.)

Clyde: Welcome to the Only Child Club!

(Lincoln's imagination stops.)

Lynn Sr.: I'm pretty sure we have to get rid of the white-haired one.

Lincoln: *frowns*

(Sad music plays)

MEANWHILE IN LINCOLN'S ROOM...

Lori: Lincoln, what are you doing?

Lincoln: Moving out. Lynn, take my money. Lily, this is Bun-Bun. He needs to be sucked on twice a day.

Leni: Lincoln...

Lori: There's no way that you're moving. We all love you.

Lincoln: You really mean it? Lynn hand over my piggy bank, I want it back.

Lynn: Here, I didn't really want this anyway.

Lincoln: Lily, can you please hand over Bun-Bun to me?

Lily: Poo-Poo. *giggles*

Lori: Yes, Lincoln, we really mean it. They're just talking about what objects should they keep and give away.

MEANWHILE DOWNSTAIRS...

Lola: Mom, Daddy, we don't want to go to.

Lori: Yeah, we heard your plan that you're gonna get rid of us.

Lynn Sr. and Rita: What?

Rita: We would never get rid of you, kids.

Lynn Sr.: We were talking about my ties.

Lincoln: Wait, you guys were talking about ties this whole time?

Rita: Yes.

(All 10 sisters leave Lincoln and resume their normal activities.)

Lynn Sr.: Hey, Lincoln. Do you like my Easter Bunny tie? *pushes button and tie makes laughing sound effect.)

Lincoln: Actually, on second thought, maybe no.

(Lincoln flees.)

Rita: Sweety, we need to give away some of your ties.

THE NEXT SATURDAY...

(Various loud noises all over the house.)

Lincoln: (Hears his parent's conversation about something else.) Guys, get in here! Dude, that's not what we were going to do. You basically just tried to write the story for us.