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Install in: The Loud House Encyclopedia Bobbybooboobear/Fanfiction - The Boy Who Cried Idiot User blog Old Shame.png My 4th fanfic! Feedback is appreciated! I'd also like to give credit to Atomic9595 for the title! Enjoy!

There is a new student in Lincoln's class named Martin, who turns out to be an idiot who loves to be with Lincoln who he sees as his "new friend". As time goes on, Martin would annoy Lincoln non-stop, humiliate him, refuse to let him hang out with his real friends, follow him around, and even cause him to get grounded. Since then, Lincoln's life is being affected.

PROLOGUE

(The scene starts off with Lincoln and Clyde walking in the hallway to Mrs. Johnson's classroom)

Lincoln: (Sighs) Another boring day of school...

Clyde: (bored) Yeah... Most school days here are boring and all of that. The only fun days here are Field Day and the last day of school.

Lincoln: Right! Ok, let's just head to our classroom before we're late!

CHAPTER 1

(The scene would then cut to Mrs. Johnson's class)

Agnes: Alright, class! Before we do today's lesson, we are having a new student.

Girl Jordan: A new student? Wow!

Mollie: Oh, man! I hope he'll look handsome and not gross, unlike most of the other boys here...

Zach: Oh, shut up!

Agnes: Alright! The new student should be here by now, so make sure you say hi to him when he arrives!

(A shadow of the new student has shown up. The closer that student is, the bigger the shadow is. All the students are excited, expecting the student to be cool and handsome)

Clyde: Hopefully the new student will be cool and nice, unlike Chandler!

(The student then makes his appearance on-screen, revealing himself to be a light-skinned boy with a red afro, blue irises, 4 teeth sticking out, a green shirt, and jeans. This disappoints everyone except Agnes)

Rusty: ...What!?

Martin: What's up, new people! My name is Martin!

Agnes: Well, hello Martin! Is there anything you'd like to say about yourself?

Martin: Uh... Nah!

Agnes: Okay, then! So... Where do you wanna sit with?

Martin: Hm...

(Martin would look around to find an empty seat. Suddenly, he sees Lincoln. When he saw him, his pupils would dilate because of how "beautiful" Lincoln is, so he chooses to sit next to Lincoln )

Martin: How about I sit next to that beautiful, white-haired mouse?

Agnes: Lincoln?

Martin: Yeah!

Agnes: Excellent choice!

(Lincoln is stunned because of Martin deciding to sit next to him)

Papa Wheelie: Ha! The idiot gets to sit next to you, mouse!

Lincoln: Shut up!

(Martin would walk up to a seat next to Lincoln and sit there)

Lincoln: You gotta be kidding me...

Agnes: Alright, class! I want you all to turn to page 300 on your World History books.

(All the students except Martin would grab out their books and turn to page 300)

Agnes: And Martin, since you're new here, I may need to go to the library to get you one.

Martin: Okay!

(Agnes would exit the classroom as the students sans Martin read page 300. Martin would then slowly turn his head towards Lincoln and lean his head close to Lincoln)

Martin: Hey, Linc!

(Lincoln would sigh on annoyance)

Lincoln: (annoyed) What!?

Martin: So... Your name is Lincoln, right?

Lincoln: Yes, it is! Now can you just-

Martin: Why is your name Lincoln? And why do you have white hair?

Lincoln: Because my parents-

Martin: Are related to presidents!? Man, you are lucky! I wish I was related to presidents!

Lincoln: No, they are not! You know what, just let me read.

(Lincoln would then glare back at his book to read page 300 when suddenly, Martin grabs his World History book)

Lincoln: HEY!

Martin: What is this book about?

Lincoln: World History! Now give it back!

(Every time Lincoln jumps up to get his book, Martin would repeatedly raise his hand up, not allowing Lincoln to get it. Everyone else except, Clyde, Rusty, Liam, and Zach is laughing at the incident)

Clyde: Well this doesn't look good!

(Martin would then read the World History book. As he reads it, he becomes confused)

Martin: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT? IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE EARTH AND HOW IT'S MADE!

Lincoln: WORLD HISTORY ISN'T JUST ABOUT THE EARTH, NOW GIVE IT-

(Before Lincoln could finish, Martin would throw the World History book out the window. This gives Lincoln a shocked expression)

Martin: What's the matter? I got rid of that stupid, off-topic book for you.

(Lincoln's expression would then turn into a furious expression. His face would turn pink and his eyes would fill with tears)

Lincoln: WHY YOU LITTLE-

(Lincoln would tackle Martin and beat him)

Students sans Clyde, Rusty, Liam, and Zach: (chanting) FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

(Suddenly, Agnes would enter the room with a new world history book, only to see Lincoln fighting Martin, causing the students to stop chanting turn to Agnes)

Agnes: Now can anybody explain what is happening here?

Flat Tire: Lincoln was beating up Martin.

Agnes: LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Hey, it's not my fault! Martin-

Agnes: Ah-ah! I don't want to hear it! Now let Martin go and return to his seat!

(Lincoln would get off of Martin. Martin would then return to his seat)

Agnes: And I want you to go back too and read your World History book!

Lincoln: I don't have it!

Agnes: What?!

(Agnes Johnson would then glare at Lincoln's desk, only to not see the book)

Agnes: Well, where is it!? Hm!?

Lincoln: Well... I...

(Papa Wheelie would tap his finger on Martin's shoulder. This catches Martin's attention and makes his head turn towards him. Papa Wheelie would then whisper in his ear. After he finishes, Martin would raise his hand)

Agnes: Yes, Martin?

Martin: Lincoln threw it out the window!

Lincoln: WHAT!? NO I DIDN'T!

Agnes: Well, I believe you, Martin!

Lincoln: But, Mrs. Johnson!

Agnes: SHUT IT! I DO NOT WANT YOU TO MAKE ANY MORE ARGUMENTS! NOW THAT YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW, SOMEONE HAS TO GET IT, AND THAT PERSON IS NOT ME!

Lincoln: MARTIN SHOULD GET IT! HE THREW IT-

Agnes: I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR ARGUMENTS! ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU GET IT! GET OUT OF THE SCHOOL, GET IT, AND I EXPECT YOU TO COME BACK WITH IT IN PERFECT CONDITION!

Flat Tire: YEAH! IT'S YOUR BOOK ANYWAY, MOUSE!

(The students sans Lincoln's friends laugh at Lincoln. Lincoln would storm off, exiting the class with tears in his eyes)

Outside...

(It would then cut to Lincoln walking out of the school to find his World History book)

Lincoln: (to himself) I can't believe I have to get my stupid book outside. I mean, why wouldn't Mrs. Johnson believe that it was me who threw it and not Martin! At least it can't get worse.

(Lincoln suddenly sees part of his book revealing by the side of the school's exterior)

Lincoln: There it is!

(Lincoln would walk up to it. Just when he grabs it, a raccoon is revealed to be eating the top half of the book. The raccoon would then turn its head up to Lincoln aggressively)

Lincoln: You gotta be kidding me-

(The raccoon would then attack Lincoln off-screen. We would then hear Lincoln scream in agony)

A couple minutes later...

(The scene then cuts to Lincoln, with a bunch of scars on his face, with the chewed up book, entering the classroom)

Papa Wheelie: Well, look who's back! The book thrower!

(The students sans Lincoln's friends once again laugh at Lincoln. Agnes would then walk over to Lincoln and grab his damaged World History book)

Agnes: Oh, wow! I didn't know you damaged your book as well... Such a shame!

Lincoln: But, Mrs. Johnson! I didn't take a bite out of it, the raccoons did-

Agnes: OH, SO YOU WANNA START ANOTHER ARGUMENT WITH ME, HUH?

Lincoln: Mrs. Johnson! Please! I'm telling the truth-

Agnes: OH, FIRST YOU'RE BLAMING MARTIN FOR THROWING YOU BOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW, AND NOW YOU'RE BLAMING SOME STUPID RACCOONS FOR EATING YOUR OWN BOOK!

Lincoln: WHY WOULD I-

Agnes: You know what, Lincoln? If you wanna act like that, you should go straight to the principal's office!

Lincoln: But-

Agnes: NOW!

(Lincoln would turn his head down and sadly walk towards the door. He would then open the door and before continuing to walk, he looks at Martin with an angry expression as Martin waves to him goodbye. Lincoln would close the door and continue walking)

Later...

(The scene would then cut to Lincoln at Wilbur Huggins' office)

Wilbur Huggins: So let me get this straight! Mrs. Johnson sent you to my office for damaging your own property and blaming things on other students?

Lincoln: Yes, but I didn't-

Wilbur Huggins: Ah! I don't want to hear it! You have already told enough lies in Mrs. Johnson's classroom and you are not going to do the same thing here!

Lincoln: Principal Huggins, please just listen-

Wilbur Huggins: Listen to what? You once flipping over the lunch tables? And who or what are you gonna blame it on? A FLY!?

Lincoln: No! It's not that, it's just-

Wilbur Huggins: Alright, that's it! I'm done with you! You can just go to detention for the rest of the day if you wanna keep on arguing!

Lincoln: (voice breaking) Principal-

(Wilbur Huggins would just push Lincoln out of his office and close the door, leaving Lincoln in tears and sadly walking to detention)

After school...

(Lincoln is sadly walking on the sidewalk on his way to home)

Lincoln: (to the audience) Today was a very horrible day! Martin just grabbed my World History book and threw it out the window, and blamed me for doing it right in front of Mrs. Johnson. I was forced to go outside and get it, and suddenly I got attacked by raccoons. I tried to tell Mrs. Johnson the truth, but she wouldn't listen and sent me to the principal's office. I tried to tell Principal Huggins the truth, but just like Mrs. Johnson, he wouldn't listen and sent me to detention until dismissal. (Sighs) Well, at least it can't get any worse.

(Lincoln would arrive at his house and open the door, only to see Rita and Lynn Sr. staring angrily at Lincoln)

Rita: We need to talk!

(What Rita just said made Lincoln become stunned)

In the dining room...

Lynn Sr.: Your principal has called us and he said that you were damaging your own world history book by throwing it out of the window and taking a bite out of it.

Lincoln: Listen, Mom and Dad! I did not do it, they just wouldn't let me speak!

Rita: (sarcastically) Oh, sure! You didn't do it! Your principal also said you blamed stuff on a student in class.

Lincoln: But, Mom! I swear I didn't-

Rita: Ah! Don't you dare make another lie, mister!

Lynn Sr.: And also, Lincoln, for doing all of that stuff in school, you know what's gonna happen?

Lincoln: What?

Lynn Sr.: Oh, I don't know! You'll probably... GET GROUNDED!

Lincoln: But, Dad-

Lynn Sr.: And you know how long you'll be grounded for?

Lincoln: How long?

Lynn Sr.: Let's see... about-

(Lana suddenly arrives, interrupting Lynn Sr)

Lana: Dad!

Lynn Sr.: Not now, Lana! We're busy having a conversation with your big brother.

Lana: I was just gonna tell you we're out of peanut butter.

(Lynn Sr. stares at Lana silently)

Lynn Sr.: Oh...

Lana: Welp, later!

(Lana then leaves)

Lynn Sr.: Now where was I before I was rudely interrupted? Oh yeah! About a week.

Lincoln: A WEEK!?

Lynn Sr.: Yes, son! A week!

Lincoln: But Dad, I-

Rita: If you are gonna keep making arguments with us, the best option we have is to send you straight to your room! You will stay there for the rest of the day except when it's dinner time or if you have to use the bathroom!

(Lincoln would groan and storm off to his room)

Rita: (sighs) I can't believe Lincoln is acting like this today.

Lynn Sr.: And I can't believe we can put of peanut butter.

(Rita would then stare at Lynn Sr. with an unamused face)

Lynn Sr.: What? I like peanut butter!

CHAPTER 2

Later that night...

(The scene then cuts to Lincoln's room at night. Lincoln would be lying on his bed, feeling disappointed about what happened earlier)

Lincoln: Why won't anyone believe me? First, Mrs. Johnson, then Principal Huggins, and now my parents? I mean, Martin should be the one to blame, not me! (sighs) Hopefully, tomorrow won't get any worse. I'm just gonna go to sleep.

(Lincoln would close his eyes and start breathing through his nose. All the sudden, a dream occurs. The dream would start with him sleeping on his bed like if it was just a normal day. He would then wake up, yawn, and stretch)

Lincoln: What a beautiful day today...

(Lincoln would get out of bed and exit his room. Some odd reason, everything seems silent)

Lincoln: Huh, everything seems to be silent. Oh well...

(Lincoln would head downstairs, eat his breakfast, brush his teeth, and get ready for school. Just as he opens the door, he sees that the entrance of the school is somehow right in front of the house)

Lincoln: Huh? That's funny. Why would my school be right in front of my house? Well, at least it's a lot quicker going there than having to go all the way to the bus stop.

(Lincoln would enter the school and see that no one is here)

Lincoln: Um, hello? Anyone here? Well, this is getting stranger than I thought it would.

(Lincoln would walk in the hallway. Suddenly, he would see a figure in the hallway with afro hair. When he saw it, he first thinks it's Clyde)

Lincoln: At least Clyde is here. Maybe he knows why everyone else is gone.

(Lincoln would walk closer to the figure)

Lincoln: Hey, Clyde? Do you know what happened to-do

(The figure would turn around, revealing himself to be Martin, freaking Lincoln out)

Martin: Hey, friend!

Lincoln: AH! You're not Clyde!

Martin: Who's Clyde?

Lincoln: Alright, I'm out of here!

(Lincoln would turn around, only to see another Martin)

Lincoln: AH!

Martin #2: Out of the school? But we just met!

(A bunch of Martins would then appear behind the 2 other Martins)

Lincoln: There are so many of them...

Martin #1: Come on, dude! It's alright!

Martin #2: Yeah!

(Lincoln would then make a run for it)

Martins: HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

(The Martins would then chase after Lincoln. Lincoln would then run as fast as he can to get away from the Martins. He would then open the door and slam it shut before the Martins can make it out)

Lincoln: Phew! That was close-

(Lincoln suddenly notices that everything around him, even the sky is now black with white outlines)

Lincoln: What the heck is happening around here?

(Suddenly, the door behind him begins to develop cracks because of the Martins banging on it so hard. Lincoln would then make a run for it all the way back home, but suddenly, he doesn't see his house anywhere)

Lincoln: Huh? Where is my home!?

(Lincoln would look left and right. Suddenly, he hears a voice)

Lynn Sr.: LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Dad?

(Lincoln would look up only to see his house floating in the sky with a very long rope touching the ground)

Rita: We saw what's happening! Climb up our rope if you wanna be safe!

(The Martins would then be heard laughing from the distance. The closer they got, the louder their laughs are)

Lori: Welp, this is your chance!

(The house suddenly begins to float away. Lincoln tries to grab the rope, but due to the speed of his floating house, he wasn't able to grab it)

Luna: Hurry up, dude!

(Lincoln runs with the highest amount of speed he has but still wasn't able to catch up. The house would just keep on floating away while his family calls out his name as they disappear from Lincoln's sight)

Lincoln: Oh no! No! No!

(Suddenly, the Martins would grab Lincoln and drag him somewhere)

Martins: Hey, friend!

(The Martins are now at a cliff. A giant Martin then appears and grabs Lincoln from the smaller Martin's hands. The giant Martin would put Lincoln in his mouth. He would swallow Lincoln, and now Lincoln is falling. He could not see anything around him. Suddenly, a giant black hole would suck Lincoln inside it. A brief scene of red eyes would be the last part of his dream before he wakes up)

Voice: (demonic voice) Lincoln!

(Someone's hand would be on Lincoln's shoulder in order to wake him up. Lincoln would wake up and punch whoever was putting his/her hand on him in the face)

Lincoln: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU-

(Lincoln would suddenly realize it was Leni who was trying to wake him up. Leni would have tears filling up her eyes. This causes Lincoln to be shocked)

Lincoln: Oh no... Leni, I'm sorry-

(Leni would just cry and run back downstairs)

Lynn Sr.: (off-screen) Alright, what just happened!?

Leni: Linky punched me!

Lynn Sr.: Oh, for crying out loud... (yelling) LINCOLN! Get down here right now!

(Lincoln would gulp and slowly walk downstairs)

Lincoln: Y-y-yes... Dad?

Lynn Sr.: Did you punch Leni in the face when she was trying to wake you up?

Lincoln: (sighs) Yes! But it was a-

Lynn Sr.: She was just trying to wake you up for school and this is how you repay her!?

Lincoln: Dad, you don't understand! I had this nightmare-

Lynn Sr.: Oh, so now you're making more lies!? Okay, then! I guess you're grounded for not 1 week, but 2 weeks!

Lincoln: But-

Lynn Sr.: No buts! Now go eat your breakfast and get ready for school!

(Lincoln would sigh in frustration and head to the dining room. The scene then skips to Lincoln with his lunch tray looking for his friends. He then sees them sitting on one of the tables)

Lincoln: Hey, guys!

Clyde: Oh, hey Linc! Wanna watch some funny videos?

Lincoln: Oh sure!

(Lincoln is about to walk to the table, but suddenly gets a feeling that Martin will show up any second now. His friends notice this.)

Zach: You feeling alright?

Lincoln: Yeah, I'm alright... It's just that... Is Martin around here?

Liam: I don't know. I haven't seen him enter this cafeteria, so you can just go ahead and sit with us.

Lincoln: Alright!

(Lincoln was about to sit down until Martin hops the table, staring at Lincoln)

Martin: HEY FRIEND!

Lincoln: (frightened) AH! (Drops lunch tray)

Martin: Uh... Aren't you gonna pick it up?

(Lincoln would get up, staring at Martin in anger)

Lincoln: What do you want?

Martin: I want you to hang out with me!

Lincoln: Well, that's not gonna happen! I got my real friends here!

Martin: Real friends? (Looks at Clyde, Rusty, Liam, and Zach) EW! YOU MEAN THOSE UGLY CREATURES!?

Clyde, Rusty, Liam, and Zach: (ticked off) UGLY!?

(Clyde then walks up to Martin)

Clyde: Listen, Martin! We are not ugly creatures! (points to himself) I am just a guinea pig who's friends with (points at Lincoln) a mouse (points at Rusty, Liam, and Zach) and those guys are regular human beings just like (points at Martin) you! Calling us "ugly" is an insult to-

(Martin, annoyed by Clyde's speech, bites Clyde on the nose. Clyde would then scream in pain and run away, crying)

Liam: Whatever! Lincoln, just- (turns to Lincoln only to find him and Martin missing somehow)

Zach: What!? He was just there a second ago!

(It then cuts to Lincoln trying to escape, but Martin keeps pulling him back)

Lincoln: Let... me... go!

Martin: Come on, friend! You seriously wanna go back with those ugly creatures?

Lincoln: There not ugly creatures! They are my REAL friends!

Martin: But I'm your friend! Those guys are demons and an evil guinea pig! You know guinea pigs eat mice, right?

Lincoln: No they don't!

(Lincoln suddenly gets tired from trying to escape. Martin ties him up to a chair of "The Sticky Table" in order to keep him "safe")

Meanwhile...

(Flat Tire, Papa Wheelie, and Chandler are talking to each other at another table)

Chandler: So this new kid named "Martin" threw Larry's book out the window, then Larry begin fighting the new kid?

Flat Tire: Yeah! Mrs. Johnson would then come in and see the fight and she would be like "Alright, someone explain this right now!". I told her that Lincoln was beating Martin up, Mrs. Johnson got mad at Lincoln, and Lincoln tried to tell her what really happened, but she wouldn't listen!

Papa Wheelie: She would look over at Lincoln's desk and not see his book. She wanted to know where it is and asked Lincoln what happened to it. I tapped on Martin's shoulder and whispered him something not true.

Chandler: Let me guess, you told him Larry threw his book out the window and not Martin.

Papa Wheelie: Yeah! and Mrs. Johnson actually believed him, then Lincoln started to act like a baby in front of her. She would then force him to go get it outside, and when he got back, he has those funny scars on his face! Mrs. Johnson thought that Lincoln damaged his book, and Lincoln began to act like a baby again! And because of that, she sent him to the principal's office!

Chandler: Wow! Larry is such a big baby!

Papa Wheelie: I know, right!?

Flat Tire: I wish something humiliating like that would happen again!

(What Flat Tire said gave Chandler an idea)

Chandler: About what you just said, you just gave me an idea!

Flat Tire: You gonna let that happen again?

Chandler: Hm... Probably, only better!

Papa Wheelie: Better? How would it be better?

Chandler: I don't wanna spoil my plan, so you'll have to see.

(Chandler would walk around, looking for Lincoln. He suddenly sees Lincoln and Martin sitting at the same table. He sneaks up to a trash can next to the table and hides. He then reaches out his arm to Martin and taps Martin's shoulder with his index finger, catching his attention)

Martin: Huh? (turns around and sees Chandler's hand making a "come here" gesture)

(Martin would head towards the trash can, only to be dragged by Chandler)

Martin: Woah!

Chandler: Hey, are you that new kid that threw Larry's world history book out yesterday?

Martin: You mean my beautiful, white-haired, mouse friend named Lincoln?

Chandler: Yeah yeah, him!

Martin: Yep! That's me!

Chandler: Well, what you did yesterday was really funny, but do you know what would be funnier?

(Chandler sees Martin focusing on Lincoln chewing his food and not Chandler)

Chandler: Hey! (snaps fingers, catching his attention)

Martin: (turns back to Chandler) What?

Chandler: Listen, you wanna know what would be funnier?

Martin: What?

(Chandler then whispers in Martin's ears)

Martin: Ooh! Lincoln would love that!

Chandler: Oh, yeah, he will! Now go on out there and do your thing!

(Martin would then run off to do his thing. It then cuts to Lincoln still eating his lunch after 5 minutes. Martin, wearing a cowboy costume, then tip-toes towards Lincoln with a horse costume. Chandler, watching what is about to happen, chuckles a bit)

Chandler: (chuckling) Oh, man! This is gonna be good!

(Martin then forces the horse costume on Lincoln. Lincoln's muffled screaming can be heard inside. Martin would hop on his back, hurting Lincoln. Martin slaps Lincoln and forces Lincoln to run around with his arms and legs, catching everyone's attention)

Martin: YEE HA! THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO RIDE MY HORSE, LINCOLN, HERE!

Lincoln: (muffled) Get off of me!

Boy #1: Lincoln? Does he mean that white-haired mouse that had an attitude yesterday?

Girl #1: (chuckling) Probably!

Boy #1: Well he looks like he got what he deserved! A humiliation!

(The kids, except Lincoln's friends, laugh at what Martin is doing to Lincoln. Lincoln would be bumping into tables, trash cans, and everything else that is in the cafeteria. He then bumps into the trash can Chandler was behind and falls. He immediately takes the horse costume and Martin off of him)

Chandler: (laughs) So how does it feel to be bumping into random objects with your cowboy, Larry?

Lincoln: (to Chandler) Okay, first of all, my name is Lincoln, not Larry! Second, (to Martin) Why did you have to humiliate me again, and third, since when did you have that horse costume!?

Chandler: Let's just say the new kid and I had a teeny, tiny little plot about how to make this happen.

Lincoln: (livid) YOU GUYS DID WHAT!?

(It then cuts to the hallway outside of the cafeteria. Lincoln, Chandler, and Martin would make an appearance. Lincoln would be shown beating up Chandler and Martin in rage)

Lincoln: (livid) WHY!? WHY!? WHY DID YOU GUYS HAVE TO HUMILIATE ME!? I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS, YOU GREEN-SHIRTED, STUPID, UGLY, SONS OF A-

Wilbur Huggins: AHEM!

(Lincoln, Chandler, and Martin would slowly turn to Wilbur Huggins, who is staring at them in anger while crossing his arms)

Martin: Yes, ma'am?

(Lincoln, Chandler, and Martin are now shown in the office)

Wilbur Huggins: So can one of you guys explain what just happened?

Martin: Me and this other green-shirt woman were talking about how Lincoln loves getting horsey-back rides. I grabbed out a horse costume I had and put it on Lincoln. He would run around, enjoying being rode on-

Lincoln: I didn't enjoy-

Wilbur Huggins: Let him finish, Lincoln!

Martin: He enjoyed being rode on, and then he randomly played with me and this woman over here because he loves us.

Wilbur Huggins: (confused) Uh... That was kinda weird... (disappointed) But, because of that incident you 3 had begun, I'm gonna give you all punishments. Martin!

Martin: Yes ma'am?

Wilbur Huggins: I would suspend you, but since you're new here and I don't wanna suspend someone who just came here a couple days ago, I'm just giving you detention for 1 hour. Chandler!

Chandler: (sighs)

Wilbur Huggins: You'll be suspended for 2 days for starting a humiliation!

Chandler: Whatever!

Wilbur Huggins: And Lincoln!

Lincoln: Y-yes...?

Wilbur Huggins: For unnecessary violence, you're suspended... for a week.

Lincoln: A WEEK!?

Wilbur Huggins: Yep!

Lincoln: But Chandler and Martin should be the ones who-

Wilbur Huggins: Violence is worse than humiliation!

Chandler: Yeah, Larry!

Wilbur Huggins: Now you three get out of my office!

(Wilbur Huggins would then push Lincoln, Chandler, and Martin out of his office)

Lincoln: Thanks a lot, you two! I got suspended for a week!

Chandler: Hey, it's your fault for the unnecessary violence that caused you to be suspended that long! You have nothing to blame on but yourself! See you in about a week, Larry!

Martin: Larry? So does that mean he's a cucumber?

Lincoln: For your information, My name is Lincoln, not Larry! Plus, I am not a stupid cucumber!

(Lincoln walks away. Chandler would roll his eyes and walk away in the opposite direction. Martin would just shrug and go to Lincoln's direction)

CHAPTER 3

(Lincoln is now walking on the sidewalk. He would then arrive home and open the door, only to see his parents staring down at him in anger)

Rita: We need to talk... AGAIN!

(Lincoln is once again stunned by what Rita said. The scene then cuts to the dining room with Rita, Lynn Sr. and Lincoln sitting on the table, talking about an incident)

Lynn Sr.: Your principal called us again and this time, he told us you were fighting 2 students in the cafeteria.

Lincoln: Hey, it's not my fault, Chandler and Martin were planning-

Lynn Sr.: Oh, here we go again! Lincoln deciding to be a baby again!

Lincoln: But Dad, please! It wasn't my-

Lynn Sr.: Oh, be quiet, Mr. Fib! Because of what happened today, yesterday, and the day before, you are now grounded for not 1 week, or 2 weeks, but 3 WEEKS!

Lincoln: (yelling) NONE OF THIS WAS MY FAULT! MARTIN THREW MY BOOK AND I GOT ATTACKED BY RACCOONS, ME PUNCHING LENI IN THE FACE WAS AN ACCIDENT ALL BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID NIGHTMARE, AND CHANDLER AND MARTIAN MADE ME-

Rita: Violence is worse than humiliation, Lincoln!

Lincoln: BUT-

Lynn Sr.: You know what, I don't wanna have to fight all day long. You can just go to your room and do nothing for this weekend!

(Lincoln looks at Lynn Sr. with dilated pupils and tears forming in his eyes)

Lynn Sr.: Oh, so you wanna stay there cry now? Okay! Go ahead and cry! I can just bring you up to your room!

(Lynn Sr. would pick up Lincoln and lay him on his shoulder and walk upstairs. He sees Charles, Cliff, Walt, and Geo staring at Lincoln with dilated pupils because they think it's cute when Lincoln cries)

Lynn Sr.: (annoyed) SHOO!

(As Lynn Sr. shooes them off, Charles, Cliff, Walt, and Geo run/roll/fly away. Lynn Sr. continues walking to Lincoln's room. He would open the door, lay Lincoln on the bed, and exit his room, closing the door behind him. After only a second, Lincoln covers his whole self inside his blanket and cries intensively. Suddenly, the scene zooms to the window, We would see what appears to be afro hair rising up)

The next day...

(The scene then shows Lincoln's face as sleeps. He would then wake up and yawn. Suddenly, he hears someone snoring next to him. He slowly turns his head, only to see Martin)

Lincoln: (screaming) AAAHH!!!

Martin: (Immediately wakes up and screams as well) AAAHH!!! SPACE ALIENS!

(Martin would grab Lincoln and throw him all the way to the bathroom, making him hit the mirror and fall to the sink and then the floor. Martin would run out of Lincoln's room, only to see Lincoln in the bathroom, injured)

Martin: Whoops! Sorry, friend! For a second, I thought you're a space alien.

(Lincoln would then get up and glare at Martin)

Lincoln: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING AT MY HOUSE!?

Martin: I wanna spend the night here with you since it's the weekfinal!

Lincoln: One, it's "weekend", not "weekfinal"! Second, how did you get here if the door was locked?

Martin: Got in? Oh! you mean (points to the broken window of Lincoln's room) got that transparent wall out of the way!

Lincoln: WHAT!?

Martin: Yeah... It all started last night.

(A flashback begins. It would then show Martin climbing into the Louds' backyard, only to find a ladder)

Martin: (narrating) I was having an Odyssey to find you. When suddenly, I found this strange thing on the delicious lettuce in your backyard.

(Martin would then grab the ladder and make it lean on the house that would lead to Lincoln's window. He was climbing it, only to see Lincoln crying under his blanket)

Martin: (narrating) I then slithered up the thingy and looked through a hole to see you laughing at something.

(Martin was about to enter until he bumps into glass)

Martin: (narrating) I was about to enter the hole... UNTIL SOME STUPID TRANSPARENT WALL DECIDED TO BLOCK ME FROM ENTERING!

Martin: (in the flashback, angry) HEY! YOU! TRANSPARENT WALL! WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING ME FROM ENTERING THE HOLE! I NEED TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIEND! YOU BETTER GO AWAY OR ELSE I'LL TEAR YOUR BODY APART! SO GET OUT OF THE WAY!

(Silence)

Martin: (in the flashback, very angry) OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT!

(Martin would grab out a hammer and smash the window to pieces. He then grabs the glass pieces and throw them at the neighbor's backyard. He then enters Lincoln's room)

Martin: (narrating) I taught the transparent wall a lesson and entered your room.

(Martin would hop on Lincoln's bed, only to see him now asleep)

Martin: (narrating) Sadly, you were already asleep.

(Martin would then make a sad expression, until he hears nose breathing from Lincoln and his lips. He would put his ear closer to his nose and listened to his breathing while he plays with his lips)

Martin: (narrating) I put my ear closer to your nose and listened to that relaxing music, and played with your squishy thingys.

(End of flashback)

Martin: And I then fell asleep because of those things.

(Lincoln was stunned and confused because of what Martin was saying)

Lincoln: So you're telling me that you broke my window and got inside my room to listen to my breathing causing you to fall asleep?

Martin: Eh... You can say that.

Lincoln: ...You literally broke my window! What if some stalker came in and kidnapped us-

Meanwhile in Lisa and Lily's room...

(Lily is suddenly woken up by Lincoln and Martin's indistinct talking)

Lily: Poo-Poo?

(Lily climbs out of her crib and presses her ear on the door, only to hear indistinct talking. She would then walk up to Lisa to wake her up)

Lisa: (inhales) Two plus two equals fish... (inhales) three plus three equals donkey... (inhales) four plus four equals elephant...

(Lily then shakes Lisa to wake her up)

Lisa: (softly pushes Lily in her sleep, making her fall down her bottom) Not now, mommy! I'm busy.

(Annoyed, Lily grabs a potty-training toilet and hits Lisa with it, waking her up)

Lisa: OW! Is there a purpose of harming me like that!?

TheMaximumMatt: Dang! Even Lily seems unneccessarily cruel here!