User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: One Flu Over the Loud House

Lincoln woke up and at first he felt great,

But then he found it was quiet, though he'd woken up late.

He went to the hall and found it looked creepy,

And Lana and Lola looked sickly and sleepy.

Lori did too, and so did poor Lynn,

Then Lisa reached out and she pulled Lincoln in.

She said, "Oh, thank goodness, our brother's OK!

People are catching the flu on this day.

So you, me, Leni, Luna, Lucy and Luan,

Should get out of the house as quick as we can."

Lincoln called Clyde so that they'd be protected,

And they had chicken soup guns to slow the infected.

Luan got infected, so they threw her out,

And Leni was starting to develop some doubt.

Then, on the stairwell, two girls sneezed on Luna.

Lincoln wished he could have rescued her sooner.

Now down to four, but they thought it was three.

(They thought Lucy had got infected, you see.)

They tried to go out, but they all were quite shocked,

To find four sickly pets and the doorways both blocked.

They tried to escape through the parents' room, but,

They had the flu too and the window was shut.

Lucy showed up and she helped the rest out,

Then Clyde said, "There might be a crisis about!"

But before he could finish, the battery died.

"Let's go back upstairs to replace it!" Linc cried.

But Lily, who the older sibs' nearly forgot,

Had the flu too and she blew out some snot.

It flew out the window, so they were OK.

And Lincoln found out what Clyde had to say:

No McBrides got sick from a cough or a sneeze.

He was just checking for food allergies.

But when Lincoln opened the door to go out,

The snot bubble came and it flew all about,

Before landing on Lucy and getting her sick,

And she sneezed on the doorknob! "Let's think up a way quick!",

Said Lisa, but then Lucy sneezed on her too!

Now just Leni and Lincoln were without flu.

Lincoln wanted to leave, but Leni said, "I'll stay,

To do what I can to improve their sick day."

But she got too picky about what mask to use.

And then Luna sneezed, just to add to their blues.

Lincoln jumped up so that he'd be infected,

A price he would pay for Leni being protected,

But he sneezed on Leni, so they all had the flu.

But Clyde came to take care, it was the least he could do.