Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-5262870-20171224041505/@comment-26253276-20171231210321

Goomba: You're welcome, and even your clothes are now fireproof. Watch.

The Goomba puts on a welding mask, pulls out a flamethrower, aims it at Lincoln, and spews now harmless flames at him. After ten seconds, the Goomba stops.

Lincoln: I didn't even flinch. Not a thread has burned.