User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Fed Up

"Dinner is ready!", said Lynn Sr. one night.

All of his children ran down with delight.

However, it turned out to be in Linc's head.

"This would never happen," the white-haired boy said.

He explained that lately, dinner was the same,

For the day of the week, which they thought was quite lame.

He tried to hypnotise himself into changing the taste.

He struggled with Lola and it nearly went to waste.

Lincoln's ears pricked up when their father then said:

"If it fell, then I would've got pizza instead."

He explained to the girls what he heard their dad say,

Then said, "We just all need to get in the way!"

Linc got him talking while the girls snuck behind,

And stole several foods of the dinner-making kind.

He said, "I'll just have to go back to the store,"

So his children decided to be naughty some more.

Lana broke the steering wheel off of the van.

Lynn Sr. said, "I have got a backup plan:

I'm going to move tomorrow's dinner to tonight."

This wasn't the end of the Loud children's plight.

The kids stole the baked beans and so Lynn Sr. said,

"I suppose I'll make franks and lima beans instead."

None of the kids liked the idea of that,

So Luan stole the can opener in seconds flat.

He used Geo instead so Lori took the knives away.

So he used ice skates instead. "Very good!", Leni did say.

Someone put live raccoons into the pot,

So Lynn Sr. said, "I'll give the oven a shot!".

Luna glued it shut, so he gave the coffee pot a go.

Lola cut off the power. Louds don't quit, y'know!

He tried serving it cold but Lily tripped him with her rattle.

Finally, the children had won their big battle!

So they tried again the following week,

But Leni put it in his PJs. Their future looked bleak.

Lincoln admitted to his old man,

That he and his sisters had made this whole plan.

Rita, their mother, was a little bit mad.

Linc said, "We should do it. It can't be that bad."

He wanted grilled cheese, but Lola wanted a cake.

Lori said, "That's no dinner, and I'll get acne for Pete's sake!".

Luna said, "How 'bout we make shepherds' pie?"

"I'm missing goulash," Leni said with a sigh.

Lisa wanted something sophisticated.

Lynn suggested protein shakes, which Lola hated.

Lori said, "I know how everyone can get their wish.

Let's have every sibling make their own dish!".

The kids made a mess and there wasn't enough,

To go around-- making dinner was tough!

They decided to make a whole mish-mash of food.

They took some, spat it out, and said, "It's yucky, dude!".

They all said, "We're sorry, we'll try not to complain."

They asked for pizza or Indian food but in vain.

They made a casserole from some parts of the mess,

And everyone was happy- no more and no less.