User blog:Reciter5613/New buisness

(This is my frist attempt doing a fanfic so go easy on me.)
Lincoln was walking down the street from school and heading to his house when he saw moving trucks outside Ronnie Ann's old house.

Lincoln: (to the viewer) Looks like someone new has just moved in. This is usually a good chance at making a new friend. Of course even if I get so far to get the new kid to like me, my sisters would ruin it by scaring them away with their antics. But I'll take the gamble.

''Lincoln went up to the house once all the trucks cleared out. He looked around but see any one around. Then the front door opened. It was a boy around his age dressed in a black and white buisness-like suit and dark sunglasses. The boy walked up to Lincoln looking serious''.

????: Good day. I assume your a local of this neighborhood?

Lincoln was a bit intimidated and laghted a bit nerviously.

Lincoln: Umm.....yeah!

????: Please state name, age,likes and personal future goals.

Lincoln: Huh? Oh.....Lincoln Loud. I'm 11. I enjoy video games, comics and Tv shows like ARGGH! and Dream Boat. Don't really have any real future goals yet but....

????: That's fine. Good to keep your options open. I am Kevin Douglas. Age: 12. Likes: Buisness and effecincy. Future goals: To take over for my mother as C.O. of her company.

Lincoln: Whoa! Your mom runs a company?

Kevin: Indeed. We just moved our headquarters here from our old home in Portland Maine. Anyway, it is good that you showed up because I would need people my age to do.....fun stuff.

Lincoln: Do you mean friends?

Kevin: That, yes! Would you like to come inside?

''Lincoln nodded and followed Kevin into the house. most of inside was boxes since he just moved in. Kevin then sat on the couch and let Lincoln sit next to him.''

Lincoln: You know this house use to belong to a friend of mine. She of course moved to live with her family.

Kevin: Is that so? So if this girl was a good friend....

Lincoln: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

Kevin: I wasn't thinking that. I was going to say it must have not liked her moving.

Lincoln: (embarressed) Oh yeah! It was at first.

Lincoln then realized how quite it was.

Lincoln: By the way, where is your mom?

Kevin: In her office as she usually is. She is very busy so she is almost never home. It is just me here.

Lincoln: You mean your here by yourself all the time?

Kevin: I am more mature then the usual child and can watch over myself. If not then I have personal secerity to be installed in this simple house. Also she does call me on my phone to check up. But to answer your question it is not only me. I also have my pet hedgehog "Needles."

He then points at a cage when a cute hedgehog was.

Lincoln: Aww! Well, I hope you have no problems living here in Royal Woods.

Kevin: Thank you for understanding.

''Lincoln could not help but feel that Kevin is treating this like a buisness meeting then a meet up of new friends. It was clear Kevin did need to socialize a bit.''

Kevin: Anyway, tell me about your family.

Lincoln: Huh? Oh well, I lived with my parents, four pets and eleven sisters.

Kevin: (raised eyebrow) Eleven? Why would parents have so many children? Do they not know it would be troubling for them both mentally and finiacially?

Lincoln: Mom and dad says it's something I would get till I'm older.

Kevin: I may need to meet these....sisters of yours.

Lincoln: (gets nervious) Umm.....We don't need to do that right....

Kevin: I insist. We can make time.

Lincoln: (sigh) Alright then. I'll show you to my house. (To the viewer) Well, let's see if this possible new friend can handle the Loud House. Fingers crossed.

Later that day...

''Lincoln brought Kevin to the front of the Loud House. Kevin heard muddled rock music and then green smoke and a floak of bats leaving the windows.''

Kevin: This is intresting.

Lincoln: Yeah....It's usually crazy in there. Dosen't get out though.

Kevin: Ah! So it's controlled chaos. I see that.

They then went though the front door and looked up the stairs.

Lincoln: It may take some effert to get their attention but....

Kevin: I got something for that. Works in mother's office building all the time.

''Kevin then got out a foghorn and blew it upwards towards the stairs. Lincoln covered his ears as it hurt his eardrums a bit. Then Lynn jr ran down the stairs.''

Lynn: Don't call me out coach! I didn't mean to.....Wait, who are you?

Lincoln: Umm....Lynn, this is a new kid in town.

Kevin: Kevin Douglas. You must be one of his sisters. Can you summon the others for me? Then all the sisters except Lucy came down.

Lori: Lincoln, what was with that honking? I literally was painting my nails and screwed it up.

Lincoln: Sorry but my new friend here Kevin wanted to meet you.

Kevin: Wanted to meet Lincoln's sisters personally. Please state name, age, likes and personal future goals. We will go with oldest to youngest.

Lori: Well if you insist.......I'm Lori. 17. I enjoy my phone, being in charge and of course my boyfriend Bobby-bobo-bear. My goal right now is starting a family with him. (sigh)

Kevin: As a housewife or something?

Lori: Of course not! Don't be one of those type of guys.

Leni: My turn! I'm Leni. 16. I tots love fashon and helping others with problems. My goal is fashon designer.

Kevin: (Whispers to Lincoln) Something about her seems.....odd.

Leni: Why are you talking so close to Lincoln's ear? Can't he hear you normally or....? (gasp) Is he hearing impaired?!

Kevin: Oh I see. Typical dumb blonde.

Luna Now I'm Luna Loud. 15. I enjoy Rocking out and my goal is to be as big as my hero Nick Swagger! Luna then pulled out her guitar and strummed on it a bit.

Kevin: Music is important. Keep moral in the workplace high. Who's next?

Luan: Me! Luan Loud. 14. I love to joke and pull pranks. My goal to be a great entertainer to all.

Kevin: Comedy is a hard buisness to get into.

Luan: Oh I'm good at it. Here's a good one. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was Intense! Ha-ha-ha! Get it?

Everyone groans.

Kevin: I did and not sure how to react.

Lynn: Moving on to me. I'm Lynn jr. 13. I'm into sports. ALL sports! My goal is to be number 1 in everything!

Kevin: You may have too many goals in this case. You should settle on one or two.....

Lynn: NEVER!!!

Then Lucy appeared next to him.

Lucy: I'm next.

Everyone was spooked except Kevin who just twitched a bit.

Kevin: Was that really necesary?

Lucy: I am Lucy. 8. I enjoy the dark things. My goal is either become a undertaker or a vampire.

Kevin: How bleak that is.

Lola: Me next! I'm Lola. 6. You might know me from several pagents that I won. My goal is to be the best pagent queen ever!

Kevin: Sounds like a cry for attention.

Lola: (angry) What was that?!

Lana: Ok Lola! It's my turn! I'm her twin sister Lana. I enjoy handyman work, mud and reptiles. My goals.....um......something involving those things.

Kevin: Someone does need to do the dirty work.

Lisa: Next, I am Lisa. 4. I enjoy scientific experimentation in several fields and my goals are to better the world though science.

Kevin: Impressive from someone your age. I just hope you keep your humanity in the process.

Lisa: By the way, if you use our lavatory....

Lincoln: Lisa! Your not asking for his stool sample are you?

Lisa: Noooo! (creepy grin)

Then Lincoln sees Lily coming up and lifts her up to Kevin.

Lincoln: Finally here's Lily. She's about 1 and a half.

Lily: Poo-Poo!

Kevin: Yes, I can smell it. Well that's all I needed. Thank you for your time ladies.

Leni: Of course. Just tell me if I can help with Lincoln's hearing.

Luan: Wait, I got another. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! Ha-Ha-Ha! Get it?

Kevin: (annoyed) OK, just.......stop!

Kevin and Lincoln were then in Lincolc's room sitting on his bed.

Lincoln: Sorry if my room is cramped.

Kevin: I think it's a amount of space. Also it's impressive how you made a linen closet into a functional room.

Lincoln: So what did you think about my sisters? Not too.....?

Kevin: They are unique to say the least.

Lincoln: But not too freaky? nothing to scare you away?

Kevin: Well this place could use more order but I say it's acceptable.

Lincoln: YES! Hardly anyone can handle this house. So that means we can be friends.

Kevin: Possibly. We will see where this goes but I see our friendship at a 87.2% chance of success. Well, i should be going home before curfew is in affect. Let's us speak tomorrow.

Lincoln: (to the viewer) Well, this Kevin is different from other kids but I think it will be great to have him around.

Kevin: Uh, who are you talking to?

Lincoln: Uhhh....No one!

Kevin: Please Don't be crazy. That would bring the odds down to 67.1%.