User blog:LoudFanWolf/Adventures in Lily-sitting

Adventures in Lily-sitting, a story written by LoudFanWolf.

Derek was at home (STOP THE PRESSES!) playing one of his favorite video games, Assassins Creed, when suddenly his cell phone started ringing. Derek picked hi cell phone up to see that person who was calling was Rita Loud, whom Derek always called "Mama Loud." Seeing as it was the 2nd m0ther figure who was calling him, Derek quickly answered his phone, put it up to his ear, and cheerfully "Hey, Mama Loud, what's up?"

"Hey, Derk sweetie, how are you?" the motherly voice of Rita Loud asked on the other end of the line.

"I'm doing alright, how are you?" Derek replied.

"I'm doing okay, it's just that, um, I need to ask you something." Rita said, soubnding a little nervous.

"Oh, okay, what do you need?" Derek asked, wanting to help Rita out.

"I was just wondering,how good are you with Lily?" Rita asked.

"Lily-pad? Oh, Mama Loud, I love Lily. She's such a cute, sweet, angel of a baby. I mean, she's also good at making 'homemade stinkbombs' but..." Derek said, causing both him and Rita to have a nice laugh.

"Yeah, well, me, Lynn Sr and the kids are going to one of Lisas public lectures, and I feel Lilys bound to cause some sort of disturbance and ruin it for Lisa, and of course I don't want that to happen, so would it be okay for you to come over tomorrow an babysit Lily?"

Derek gave Ritas proposition, had it been any other baby, Derek would immediately said no, due tio the fact that, well, Derek to put it kindly, didn't care much for babies. Derek thought babys were loud, annoying, mood-wreckers that could ruin anybodys, in fact, Derek didn't blame Rita at all for not wanting to take Lily to Lisas public lecture, for she was sure to cause some sort of disturbance; whehter it be through loudly crying, or a 'homemade stink bomb.' Still there was baby in the world whom Derek loved with all his heart, it was Lily. And plus, she was lovely whenever Derek was around her when he visited, so how bad could she be if he was the only in the house wither for a few hours? Wi that, Derek made his decision.

"Sure, Mama Loud, I'll babysit Lily for ya." Derek stated.

"Oh, thank you thank you, thanky you, sweetheart you're a lifesaver." Rita said, extremeley thankful.

"No problem, well, I'll see you tomorrow then?"

"Yep, see you then, sweetie!"

With that, Derek hung up the phone, and continued to play Assassins Creed.

THE NEXT DAY

The Loud family, with the exception of Lily were all piling into Vanzilla as Rita was giving Derek everything he needed to know when babysitting Lily.

"Alright, so you know my phone number, Lilys extra diapers are in the bathroom if you need them, when you feed her, feed her peach puree because that's her favorite, and always make sure milk bottle is full, and-"

"Honey, come on! I'm Derek knows what to do! You do know what to do, right son?" Lynn Sr. asked the 16 year old.

"Yep, sure do, Papa Loud. Don't worry, Lily is hand good hands." Derek said confidently.

"Alright, then well here you go." Rita said, giving Lily to Derek. "We'll be back in a few hours."

"Got it. You guys have fun,.and give Lisa my love!" Derek said.

"Will do! See ya, sport!" Lynn Sr said as he started up Vanzillas engine.

See ya, Derk!" the LKs yelled to Derek as Vaznilla pulled out of the Loud House driveway, with Luan blowing him a kiss.

Derek and Lily waved good bye to Vanzilla as it sped off down the street.

After seeing Vanzilla drive off, Derek looked at 15 month old in arms and asked "Well, Lily-pad, what do you want to do first?"

"Peachy! Peachy, Derky!:" Lily babbled happily.

"Ah, you're hungry, eh? Well then, let's go inside and I'll get you some Peachy." Derke stated. Lily babbled in happily in reply, as she was carried by Derek up the front porch steps, and through front door, and into the kitchen being sat down in her booster seat, still having a grin on her face.

"Alright then, Lily let's get you some Peachy!" Derek stated, opening the fridge expected to find leftover peach puree, he was shocked to find there wasn't any.

Derek gasped. "Okay, okay, it's fine, just a minor setback, I'll just make the peach puree myself." Derek gasped again. "Oh wait, I don't kknow how to make peach puree!" Derek said to himself.

Lily caught on to Dereks worried face. "No... Peachy?" Lily giving off a frown.

"No, no, no it's okay, Lily! I'll find something else tfor you to eat!" Derek said, a nervous tone in his voice.

No...Peachy?" Lily repeated, starting tomake an 'I'm about to cry" face.

"No, no, Lils, please don't-"

It was too late. Lily Loud didn;t cry often, but when she did, ooh, when she did it was loud enough to wake the entire neghborhood.

"Oh, now what?" Derek asked himself anxiously. Then a thought struck him. Derek picked up his phone, clickled on Ritas contact, and pressed call. Rita answered after only 2 rings.


 * "Hey, Derek is there a problem?"

"Mama Loud, put papa Loud on the phone please!" This was a food emergency, and if anyone knew how to handle food emeergencies, it was Lynn Loud Sr.

After a split second of waiting, Lynn Srs voice came on the line.

"Is there a problem, sport?"

"Okay, so apparently you're out of peach puree, and Lily really wants peach puree, and I know how to make it and I don't know what to do!" Derek cried anxiously as Lily continued to cry loudly.

"Okay, okay, sport, calm down." Lynn Sr said, trying to calm the frantic teenager. "Don't worry, this has happened to me before, just a find a peach, but in a blender, hit puree, and when its done, put it a cup. That;s not how one normally makes peach puree, but I can hear that this an emergency, som just do that, okay?" Lynn Sr instructed.

"Got it, thanks!" derek stated, quickly hanging up on the phone to go find a peach.

Derek turned to the still crying Lily and yelled " Don;'t worry, Lily-pad, Big Brother Derek will make you some Peachy!"

After a couple seconds of looking around, Derek found both the peach and the blender, dropped the peach into the blender, hit puree, and while he waited for the blending to get done, he tried to comfort Lily as much as possible but to almost no avail. Finally, the blender stopped,  and Derek quickly found a cup, quickly poured the pureed peach into the cup,  and then walked over to the still crying Lily.

"Look Lils, I made some Peachy for you," Derek stated in an anxious yet comforting tone of voice "see?"

Lily then suddenly stopped crying, took one look at her meal, and immediately she was back to her normal cheerful self.

Derek breathed a sigh of relief. "Alright then, Lils," Derek started, grabbing a spoon "let's get you fed."

Derek then feed Lily, doing all the normal baby-feeding tricks such as the choo-choo train and the airplane, and the entire feeding session went great, with no problems at all.

At the end of her meal, Lily let out a manly burp, causing Derek to cringe and chuckle at the same time. "I guess we know what you get from your daddy then, huh?" Derek said as he pickled Lily up.

"So, what do you want to do now, Lily-pad?" derek asked the 15 month old baby in his arms.

"TV! TV!" Lily babbled excitedly.

"TV it is then!" Derek said happily, before carrying towards the living room, and sitting down on the Loud family couch with her in his lap.

Derek turned the TV on before asking Lily "so, what do you want to watch, Lily?"

"Blarney! Blarney!" Lily happily cried.

'Blarney? That show is still on the air?' Derek thought. Derek remembered watching Blarney when he was 5 years old, and was kind of surprised to find out it was still on the air. Nevertheless, he wanted to keep Lily happy, and so he put on Blarney, and began to watch it with her.

As the show went on, Lily was happily giggling  in Dereks lap watching the TV, as Derek began to get bored at watching the greensh-blue dinosaur jump around on the TV screen in front of him. In fact, Derek was getting so bored that he began to feel sleepy, and before he knew it, he fell asleep with Lily still in his lap.

When Derek woke up, he jumped in his seat on the couch, as he immediately realized that he had fallen asleep by accident, and he jumped again when he realized that Lily was no longer in his lap. Derek then search the house anxiously, hoping that the 15 month old baby whom her cared deeply for wasn't in any kind of danger. After a few long panicked minuted of searching downstairs, Derek decided to look in the upstairs bedroom, as he knew that Lily had devloped the ability of theclimbing up and down staircases. Derek finally did find Lily in Luna and Luans bedroom, but in the most dangerous place uin that room, for a baby at least; on the top bunk of Luna and Luans bunkbed, and Lily was hapiily unaware that she was about to fall off.

Derek told Lily to "look out" before she tripped and began to fall off the top bunk, towards the carpet floor below. Fearing for his baby friend/'babys sisters'  life, Derek dove in and was luckily able to catch the still giggling Lily safely in his arms.

Derek then picked Lily up and said "alright, Lils, I think both you and I have had quite enough excitement for one day. How about a nap, huh?"

Lilly, surpsiringly, nodded her head.

"Alright then, let's get you to bed then!"

Derek then carried Lily to her and Lisas room, and gently laid Lily in her crib, before kissing her head and saying "Good night, Lily-pad."

Lily however, wasn't ready to sleep just yet. "Derky, lullaby! Derky, lullaby!"

Derek had a feeling she would say that, so he thought of a good song to sing, and finally he found the perfect one: I Will by The Beatles.

''Who knows how long I've loved you You know I love you still Will I wait a lonely lifetime If you want me to, I will

For if I ever saw you I didn't catch your name But it never really mattered I will always feel the same

Love you forever and forever Love you with all my heart Love you whenever we're together Love you when we're apart

And when at last I find you Your song will fill the air Sing it loud so I can hear you Make it easy to be near you For the things you do endear you to me Oh, you know I will I will''

And just like that, Lily was fast asleep. Once again, Derek kissed Lilys forehead, and whispered "sleep tight, Lily-pad."

Derek then began to walk out of the room, but stopped for a moment when he heard Lily mumble in her sleep.

"Derky... Big bubba Derky."

Dereks heart melted. Boy, he would have quite the story to tell when the rest of the Loud family got home.

The End