User blog:This Spy/The Wacky House - Correct the Date

(Royal Woods, outside, day. James is seen walking around, alone, and on his way to Royal Woods Elementary.)

James: (to readers) You might be wondering where Normand is, and why I'm alone. Well, for this occasion, I'll be on my own, since he's already flying over to Highland to find and bring 2 fine gentlemen here. Don't worry, though, you will see him again soon enough. Honest.

8 minutes later...

(The British reaches the school, enters it, and finds Lincoln in the hallway.)

James: 'Sup, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Hey, Jimmy. Came to visit your best neighbor?

James: Yep.

Lincoln: Where's Normand, though? He's usually with you.

James: He went to Texas, he'll come back with 2 certain guys soon enough.

Lincoln: OK. Who are they, though?

James: ......I'll tell you later.

(Bell rings, time for class, and just before lunch.)

Lincoln: Sorry, gotta go. See you down in cafeteria.

James: You got it, dude.

(Lincoln leaves then for class while James gets down to school cafeteria.)

Sometime later...

(The lesson is over, now it's lunchtime. James is sitting far away from Lincoln, who is sitting with his friends at the lunch table, trying to get something out of his pants. It eventually comes out, and it's a sloppy joe with a note on it. James notices this, brings out his phone, and proceeds to record the gang on camera, in case there will be intentions for humilation.)''

Classmate #4: (reading the note) "Happy Sloppy Joe Tuesday, Lame-o. Signed, Ronnie Anne." (he says her name with flair)

Clasmate #3: And there's a heart!

Classmates #1, #2, #3, #4, & #5: Oooooooo! Lincoln's got a girlfriend!

Lincoln: What?! No I don't.

Classmate #3: When's the wedding day, Lincoln?

(The classmates, excluding Clyde, laugh.)

Lincoln: Ha-ha. Very funny, guys.

Classmates: ♫Ronnie and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.♫ (they start laughing again, and unknown to Lincoln's classmates, James is still secretly recording them)

James: (I'm sorry to shatter your little ego, you dumb little s[BEEP]ts, but I wonder what would happen, when I show Ronnie Anne, Lori, and Bobby this? Hmph, I'd doubt they'd be happy to see that.) (keeps recording the teasing a little more, then he turns the camera off, puts the phone back in his pockets, but notices Ronnie Anne coming, and doesn't like this) Ah, crap. Better brace myself now.

Lincoln: Guys, Ronnie Anne is NOT my girlfriend. She's rude and gross and totally annoying. I'd rather lick the bathroom floor than kiss that weirdo.

(A gasp is heard, and it turns out it came from Ronnie Anne. Lincoln turns around and is shocked to see her.)

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne!

(Ronnie Anne is at first shocked but then puts on an angry scowl and storms out of the lunch room with her food tray in her hands.)

Clyde: Whoa, Lincoln, I think you really hurt her feelings.

Lincoln: C'mon, Clyde, Ronnie Anne is the toughest girl at school. She'll be fine.

James: (comes to the two boys) I wouldn't be so sure about that, though.

Lincoln: What do you mean?

James: Well, she's a certain someone's sister, remember? And knowing HIM, I'd doubt this would go without any conflicts.

Lincoln: (realizes who is the British talking about, and gulps) Oh...crud. Lori's gonna kill me.

Clyde: I hope to see you again soon, Lincoln. Good luck.

Lincoln: Same to you, dude.

(The three men go their seperate ways.)

Later that day...

(James is accompanying Lincoln back to the Loud residence, and the two are reaching the porch.)

James: OK Lincoln, you better get ready, because the second we come in, Lori will label you as her prey.

Lincoln: I'm afraid you're right, Jimmy.

James: Don't worry about one thing, my reflexes are good enough, so I'll catch whatever she throws at you.

Lincoln: Oh...thanks, Jimmy. You are the best indeed.

James: You're welcome, lad. Ready?

Lincoln: Yes.

(The two go inside, and Lori proceeds with her rampage.)

Lori: YOU MONSTER! (she screams, throwing a tissue box at Lincoln, but James catches it, and puts it down)

Lincoln: What's going on?

Lori: You made Ronnie Anne CRY!

Lincoln: Cry? I didn't mean to! Wait, how do you know?

(Lori tries to aim a teddy bear at Lincoln, but James, again, catches it, and puts it down as well.)

Lori: Bobby told me... (starts to cry) RIGHT BEFORE HE BROKE UP WITH ME!!

Lincoln: What? Why does Bobby ca-...Oh... (Flashbacks to when James reminded him that Ronnie Anne is Bobby's sister, then flashback ends, 'Lori throws a couch cushion at Lincoln, prompting James to catch it and put it down on the couch back; she opens a photo album showing a picture of Bobby and Ronnie Anne together.)

Lori: Because Bobby is literally Ronnie Anne's brother! He said he could never-

James: Lori, he knows. I did reminded him earlier.

Lori: (notices Lincoln's British pal) Jimmy? What are you doing here?

James: Listen, Lincoln didn't any of that on purpose, and I have the exact proof.

Lori: (her anger evaporates as soon as she heard that, and stops crying as well) Y-you do...?

James: Yes. Here it is, on my phone.

(Lincoln, Lori and James sit on the couch, then he proceeds to play the video of classmates teasing Lincoln and accusing him of being pairs with Ronnie Anne. The record stopped playing, Lori is stunned.)

Lori: So...Lincoln didn't do any of that just like that...?

James: Nope.

Lori: Lincoln...(grabs him by his shoulders, pulling him close to her face)...why you didn't say so that your classmates were doing all of that? Why?!

Lincoln: (sighs) Knowing you, you wouldn't believe me anyway.

Lori: What are you talking about? Of course I'd believe it if you had some evidence to back it up!

Lincoln: I-I see...

James: So...yeah.

Lori: (now growls from knowing the truth) I should've known! I literally should've known! Lincoln, you will tomorrow lead me to your classmates so I can teach them a lesson!

James: Why don't you do that together with Bobby? I'm sure he'll more than happy to oblige.

Lori: You got a point there, Jimmy.

James: Now I gotta go and show it to Bobby and Ronnie Anne.

Lori: (puts her hands in James' one) Please, do so, Jimmy! I just want it all to stop!

James: Trust me, Lori, it will. In the meantime, why don't you go get some rest? I'll head over to Bobby's now and show him the video.

Lori: Alright. (goes upstairs to relax)

James: You keep an eye on her, Lincoln, just in case.

Lincoln: Will do, Jimmy. Good luck.

(Now the British is heading outside, on his way now to Santiago residence.)

Several minutes later...

(James is finally approaching Santiago residence, reaches the door, rings the doorbell, Bobby opens the door.)

Bobby: Hey, Jimmy, what's up? 

James: All fine, but can I come in? We really need to talk.

Bobby: Sure, please.

(Both enter the Santiago residence, then the two sit on the couch in their living room.)

James: Can you call your sister over?

Bobby: Alright. Hey Nie-Nie, Jimmy came to us.

Ronnie Anne: (comes from her room, then joins the two men on couch) Hey, Jimmy. What brings you here?

James: I want to tell you that Lincoln isn't the mastermind of this mess, and I do have the proof.

Bobby: (a bit confused) You do, bro? Because I'm not sure about that.

James: I do, indeed.

Ronnie Anne: Well, what is it?

James: It's right here, on my phone.

(He then pulls out his phone, and plays the exact same video with teasing. Stops playing, again, Ronnie Anne and Bobby both are suprised and shocked.)

Ronnie Anne: Oh...I...I had no idea...

Bobby: (now sad) Wh-what have I done....I broke up with someone who loved me so much without questioning first...what...what kind of monster I am...?

James: Lincoln only said all that junk, just because he wanted his buttheads of classmates to shut their damn mouths.

Bobby: (hungs his head in sadness because of his reckless actions) Now how am I going to fix things up with my only babe...?

Ronnie Anne: Yeah...

James: Why don't you call her and arrange a meeting?

Bobby: That would do. Nie-Nie, would you like a double date with Lincoln?

Ronnie Anne: Double date?

Bobby: Yeah, one where I and Lori hang out with together while you do so with Lincoln at the same time.

Ronnie Anne: ...OK.

James: That's the spirit there, Ronnie Anne.

Bobby: Thank you, Jimmy, for telling the truth. Also, I learned my lesson that I shouldn't jump to conclusions without questioning first. I'll go and call Lori now.

James: You're welcome, Bob.

Ronnie Anne: And I feel like I have to apologize to Lincoln for not questioning his actions...

James: Yeah. See you soon, guys.

Bobby: Later on, dude.

Ronnie Anne: See you.

(James leaves the Santiago residence, the Santiago proceed with their plans. We cut to Lori's room in the Loud house, who's just finished clearing all the masacra that was dripped under her eyes from tears. Her phone rings, picks it up, and is surpised to see that it's Bobby who's calling her. She accepts the call.)

Lori: Boo-Boo Bear?

Bobby: ''Hey, babe, it's me, Bobby. Look, I'm sorry for breaking up with you, because I didn't know the whole story. Your neighbor, Jimmy, came over and told me the truth. So don't worry, babe, we're back on good terms. Also, he did the same with my little sister, and because of that, she feels like she has to apologize to your little bro for jumping to conclusions without questioning first, just like I did. Would you like to meet me at Jean Juan's French Mex Cafe?''

Lori: (now really happy from the good news) ...Yes, that would be cool. Thank you, Boo-Boo Bear, I really love you.

Bobby: ''Love you too, babe. Oh, and bring Lincoln over, since Ronnie Anne would like to see him as well.''

Lori: Will do. See you soon.

Bobby: Bye, love.

(Lori hangs up, she's really ecstatic from hearing such happy stuff.)

Lori: YES! YES! YES! ...Lincoln!

Lincoln: (enters her room) What is it, Lori?

Lori: Boo-Boo Bear just called me, and thanks to Jimmy, we're back on good terms!

Lincoln: That's awesome!

Lori: (kneels down to his level, and hugs him) I'm so sorry for throwing stuff at you, because like my Boo-Boo Bear, I wasn't aware of the truth either. I'm sorry. (kisses him on his lips)

Lincoln: It's alright, sis. (caresses her back, and returns the gesture) I'm just glad things are back to normal.

Lori: Yeah. (releases the hug) Get dressed, by the way, Ronnie Anne would like to see you and apologize to you for not asking earlier. We're going to Jean Juan's French Mex Cafe.

Lincoln: Alright, I'm in.

Lori: Cool. Meet me outside.

Lincoln: I'm down.

(Then he leaves her room, enters his, changes his clothes, goes outside, waits for Lori, she's dressed for the equation herself, and the both Loud siblings enter the Vanzilla and drive to the said cafe.)

Sometime later...

(Both Santiagos and Louds leave the cafe, very happy and satisfied.)

Bobby: Thank you, babe, for taking on this opportunity to make things right.

Lori: And thank you too, Boo-Boo Bear, for willing to listen to the truth.

Bobby: Yeah. I will never stop loving you, babe, and I mean that.

(Lori squees from such angelic words and hugs her boyfriend, tightly, with the latter returning the gesture.)

Ronnie Anne: I'm sorry, Lincoln. I just didn't know that you were saying all that just to shut your classmates up.

Lincoln: I'm sorry too, Ronnie Anne. They just drove me to, that's all.

Ronnie Anne: Yeah. (hugs him, and kisses on his cheek, Lincoln, once again, returns the gesture, much to Lori's and Bobby's delight)

The next day...

(Lori, Bobby and Ronnie Anne reach Royal Woods Elementary, to finally get their revenge on Lincoln's classmates that started it all. They approach the entrance door, Lori texts James that they're arrived, and ready.)

James: Lincoln, call your classmates, they're here.

Lincoln: OK. Hey, guys? (the classmates approach the two boys)

Classmate #1: Yes?

James: You, boys, have dues to pay.

Classmate #2: W-what dues?

Lincoln: For yesterday's stunt.

Classmate #3: Stunt?

James: And we're really sorry, but... (opens the door to reveal furious-looking Lori, Bobby and Ronnie Anne, who are ready to pummel the classmates for their sadistic actions, they react with widening their eyes and jaw drops)

Lori: GET THEM!

Classmates: HELP!!! (the three give classmates angry chase, while James and Lincoln celebrate their victory)

James: Check...

Lincoln: ...mate.

THE END