Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170703014147

Lola: [sweetly grateful] "Thanks for getting me the Princess Channel, daddy!"

Lynn Sr.: "No problem, sweetie. It was either that or the Sports Channel. And who needs that, huh?" [walks off lamenting]

[The pageant starts]

Donnie: "Welcome to the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant! I'm your host, Donnie Dufresne. Let's meet America's junior sweethearts. Hailing from Royal Woods, Miss Lola Loud!"

[Lana waves. Lola spits out her milk in shock and gasps]

Lola: "What is going on?!"

Lana: "I'd like to thank my coaches, my brother, Lincoln, and our friend, Ray!"

[Lincoln and Ray wave to her and the camera]

Lola: [furious] "Lincoln! Ray! I should have known!"

Lana: "And I just want to say it is great to be here!" [belches] "Sorry you were downwind of that, Donnie." [nudges Donnie's arm]

Lola: "THEY'RE RUINING ME! AND THEY WILL PAY!" [lividly limps off to the pageant]

Lynn Sr.: [changing the channel order] "WOO! Sports Channel, here I come!"