User blog:BatSam247/Fan-Fiction: Poll Position

This was the 3rd most requested story from the polls. Enjoy!

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[The episode starts with Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa coming into the house, complaining noisily.]

Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa: Worst week ever!

[They then sit on the couch. They all look at each other.]

Luna: So... why don't we all tell each other about why we got upset in the first place?

Lana: Alright, I'll go first. So, I was on my way to the first mud of Spring-

[Cut to a flashback of Lana running towards a large mud puddle in a field while "Chariots of Fire" plays. However, when she is about to dive into it, she is then caught in a butterfly net.]

Trina: I don't think so, you little brat. You're not going to ruin my mud bath.

[Camera pans out to a large pool of mud, with Mina pouring some more mud in.]

Trina: Now, go find some other stink hole to wallow in. [throws her out of the butterfly net]

[Lana angrily scoffs, and walks off. Cut back to the couch.]

Lana: I mean, what did I ever do to her? Anyway, I feel much better now.

Lynn: You thought being denied mud diving was bad? Let me tell you about how my week went. So, I was practicing my soccer ball kicks-

[Cut to a flashback of Lynn doing so in the backyard.]

Lynn: 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, [kicks the ball higher] 36, 37, 38, [kicks the ball even higher], 39, 40...

[When Lynn kicks the ball for the 41st time, Trina comes and stabs it with a knife.]

Trina: [smugly] Have fun with your stupid game now. [laughs obnoxiously; walks away]

Lynn: Aw, man... [looks at the large hole in the soccer ball]

[Cut back to the couch.]

Lynn: It was like she did that out of pure spite.

Lola: The week for the rest of us was no picnic either...

[Cut to flashbacks of Luna jamming on her guitar and speakers, only for Trina to cut the speakers' cord...]

Trina: Now, I won't have to listen to your unlistenable music.

Luna: What's your damage?!

[...Luan walking Charles through the park...]

Charles: [barks and points towards a nearby shrub]

Luan: Go ahead.

[Charles is about to lift his leg near the shrub, but Trina pops out of the bush, startling the two.]

Trina: Keep your mangy furball out of my shrubs!

Luan: [looks around] You don't own the park, so those shrubs are park-lic property.

Trina: Oh, please! You wouldn't know comedy, even if it smacked you right across the face and piledrived you into the ground!

[Luan feels extremely offended. Charles growls at Trina.]

Luan: [holding Charles back] Down, Charles. She's not worth it. [walks out of the park with Charles]

[...Lola ribbon dancing at a pageant...]

Judge #1: 10!

Judge #2: 10!

Trina: 2! I could have done better!

[Lola is flabbergasted at this news.]

[... and finally, Lisa making a new invention in a science lab.]

Lisa: [using a blowtorch] And it's finally done! [holds up a remote control] Now, the world will never have to deal with overpriced storage costs anymore.

[Trina enters, and takes the remote control.]

Lisa: Hey! Where do you think you're going with my invention?!

[Trina snaps the remote control in half, dops it on the ground, and stomps it to bits. She leaves, laughing obnoxiously.]

Lisa: [mourning over her now destroyed invention] A month's worth of work... wasted.

[Cut back to the couch.]

Lynn: And it was all because of that stupid braceface!

Luan: Hey!

Lynn: Not you, Luan.

[Suddenly, Lincoln, Sam, and Clyde open the front door to reveal that they have sunburns, and that their clothes are soaking wet.]

Luna: Crikey! What happened to you, dudes?

Lincoln: Alright, so me and the guys were at the comic book store today-

[Cut to a flashback of Lincoln, Sam, and Clyde waiting in a very large line for the Ace Savvy comic signing in the comic book store. Suddenly, Trina shoves them out of their spot in line.]

Lincoln: Hey! That was our spot!

Trina: Too bad, losers. Just go to the back of the line.

[Pan to a large line of people waiting in the comic store, even to the point of it going all the way out the comic store, causing traffic in the road. The line ends near a river. The three boys groan, and go all the way to the back of the line.]

Sam: At least it can't-

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