Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-32807753-20180728232725

(Then cut to Wretched heading over to the Sunset Canyon Retirement Home. He bursts through the door, snatches some sunblock, and starts covering the floor with it. This gets Sue’s attention as she stomps on over to him.)

Sue: (to Wretched; very sternly) Excuse me, mister! What do you think you’re doi- WOAH!

(Sue falls over and starts sliding all around the floor. She then slides all the way to the pool, and then…)

SPLASH!

(She falls right into the pool. She then comes up to the surface and gets out of the pool, only to see Wretched above her, smiling menacingly, and holding a clipboard.)

Wretched: (evilly) It’s time for curfew.

WHACK!

(Wretched hits Sue with the clipboard, causing her to fall unconsciously on the floor. He then laughs maniacally and leaves.)

Lincoln: Okay. She might have been mean to me, but she didn't deserve that! That would just ge tme arrested!

Albert: Agreed. Sue is just trying to do her job.

(Then cut to Wretched heading over to Tetherby’s mansion, knocking on the door. Tetherby opens his door, and comes out to see Wretched.)

Tetherby: (to Wretched; narcissistically) Ah, hello there, Loud. Nice jacket, you have. Have you finally come to your senses and got a limo?

Wretched: (rancorous) No, you snobby idiot, but what I do have is- (grabs a bucket of mustard from behind his back) -Mustard!

Tetherby: (shocked and confused) Wha-

SPLAT!

(Wretched dumps the mustard on Tetherby, and pushes him off the stairs where he lands into his trash can.)

Wretched: (wiping his hands; smirking) How’s that for second-class? (starts walking away laughing.)



Lincoln: A mean man, but still illegal.

Luna: Are you just gonna go around and torment everyone in Ryoal Woods who's mistreated you in the slightest?

(Then cut to the Hazeltucky Hockers’ treehouse where Hawk and Hank are sleeping. Suddenly, they both heard rocks thudding from the door. They peek down to see Wretched, standing there looking angry.)

Wretched: (calling out) I’m coming for you, you big morons!

Hawk: (tauntingly) Oh, look, it’s that little doofus, he’s come for a visit!

Hank: (cracking his knuckles) Good! My knuckles could use a workout!

(As Wretched comes into the treehouse, Hawk and Hank get ready to beat him up. Until Wretched reveals he has a hive full of wasps. The two jocks look scared.)

Hank: (scared) Whoa, dude, what are you doing with that?!

(He drops the hive and the wasps come out, they have their sights on Hawk and Hank, who look scared. Cut to outside of the treehouse, then a whole bunch of stinging is heard while the background shakes. The wasps all fly out as we cut back to Hawk and Hank, whose faces are now swollen with wasp stings. They look down at Wretched, who looks ready to pounce them. The scene cuts to a pretzel to leave out the pummeling happening off-screen and changes to Hawk and Hank now as human pretzels in a dumpster, groaning in pain.)

Wretched: (smirking) The trash is taken care of. (laughs evilly and heads off)



Lincoln: Apparently. Who do you think is next?

Clyde: My bet's on Flat Tire and Papa Wheelie.

Ronnie Anne: Probably me.

Bobby: No way! It has to be the pool managers that kicked you guys out!

Rita: For all we know, the next person could be some pedestrian who gives him a funny look!

Lynn: Maybe it's Mr. Grouse...

Mr. Grouse: [laughs] Like that'll happen! That'll be the day! [continues eating popcorn]

(Then cut to Maggie’s house where she and her friends are sitting around moping, until they heard a knock on the door. Maggie opens it to see Wretched)

Maggie: (to Wretched; confused) Um, who are you?

Wretched: (smiling menacingly) Your worst nightmare.

(He grabs a bucket of tar and oil from his back, and covers Maggie and her friends in it. Wretched then grabs some cans of glitter spray paint he stole from Lola, and sprays them with it.)

Wretched: (to Maggie; smiling sinisterly) Happy Belated Birthday, you little brat! (slams the door shut.)

Maggie: (horrified by her appearance) MOM!

Luan: Maggie?! Why her?! What did she do to you?!

Lincoln: I have no idea!... Who's Maggie again?

Luan: That girl we did that show for that one time.

Lincoln: Oh.

(Then to cut Wretched entering the Royal Woods Mall where he heads over to the princess section, carrying skunks and a chainsaw. He bursts in and starts throwing skunks everywhere, while they spray their stinky essence. He then goes up to the kids and pulls out the chainsaw.)

Wretched: (holding out the chainsaw; menacingly) HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S WRETCHED!!!!!

(The kids squealed in fright, and started running around while Wretched laughs maniacally.)