Ruthless People/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Ruthless People".

Script
[The episode starts with the Loud siblings playing football in the hallway] Lynn: "33, 89, 52, Hike!" [Lily throws the ball to Lynn from behind] "Loud looks for a reciever, but no one's open! And there she goes!" [hops past her siblings] "The quarterback sneak!" Lola: "Get her!" ''[Lynn runs into Lincoln's room offscreen and crashes through the wall, landing in the basket. The siblings gasp in shock to see a Lynn-shaped hole in the wall]'' Lori: [worried] "Lynn? Are you okay?" Lynn: "Yes! That’s still a TD people!" Lori: ''[to her siblings] "Yeah. She’s fine."

[Rita and Lynn Sr. are looking over the damage] Lynn Sr.: "Oh, what the heck did you do, LJ?" Lynn: "Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Mom. I've been getting pretty ripped lately." [kisses her biceps] Lana: [notices something] "I don't think that's why the wall broke." [rips off a piece to reveal a bunch of termites crawling around the inside of the wall] "Look." Rita: "Dang it. Termites. We're gonna have to call an exterminator." Lana: "What? You can't! Look how cute these little guys are." [Lana reveals that a few termites and hanging around under her bed] Lana: "I'm throwing the termites one last party. I think they deserve that."