User blog:BatSam247/A Fair To Remember (+ Sam)

[The episode starts with Lincoln and Sam playing video games in the living room.]

Lincoln: Yeah, I'm gonna get to the finish line first!

Sam: Not if my gum grenade has anything to say about it!

[Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Lori rushes down to answer it.]

Lori: Bobby Boo-Boo Bear! [amorously pulls him in]

Bobby: Hey, babe. Ready for an epic date? [shows her tickets]

Lori: [gasps dreamily and grabs the tickets; unimpressed] A-Truck-alypse Now... this does not sound like a romantic comedy.

Bobby: Even better. An arena show where mutant trucks crush each other!

Lori: Yeah... I'm literally not going to that. Why don't you take [looks around] Mmm... [spots two suitable candidates] Lincoln and Sam?

Sam: [while playing] We would love to, but we're in the middle of something important at the moment here.

Bobby: It's a monster truck show.

[Lincoln turns off the game.]

Lincoln & Sam: Now you're talking!

[Cut to later that night, when the three come home after a great time at the truck show.]

Lincoln, Bobby, & Sam: WHOOOO!!!

Lincoln: That was an awesome celebration of senseless destruction!

Sam: I know! They were all like- [imitates the sound of two monster trucks; and claps his hands together to simulate the collision between the two; imitates an explosion]

Bobby: Right? Bro handshake!

[The three of them continuously fist-bump and high-five each other.]

Lori: I knew you guys would hit it off.

[The boys are still doing their handshake.]

Lincoln: How do we end this?

Bobby: I have no idea.

Sam: I know!

[The three head-butt each other to end the handshake.]

Lincoln: [dazed] I think there may be a better way to end it.

[Cut to the next day at the beach, Lori and Bobby are sitting on a blanket under an umbrella.]

Lori: [holding a bottle of sunscreen] Boo-Boo Bear, would you get my back, please?

Bobby: I can't right now, babe. Lincoln and Sam just got here.

[Lincoln & Sam at the top of the hill on their bike.]

Lincoln & Sam: HEY, BOBBY!

Lori: What?

Bobby: Yeah. We had so much fun yesterday that I invited them to hang with us.

[Lincoln & Sam shred down the hill and stop in the sand, burying Lori in a pile of sand.]

Bobby: WOOOOOOO!!!

[They do their handshake, head-butt at the end included.]

Bobby: Sup, bros?

Lincoln: Hey, bro.

Bobby: Last one in the water is a loser!

[They rush off to go into the water while Lori looks befuddled under the sand. Later that night, at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet, Lori and Bobby are on a date there, but Lincoln & Sam show up.]

Lincoln: Hey, guys! Sorry we're late. [sits with them along with Sam]

Lori: Lincoln? Sam?

Bobby: No worries, bros. We wouldn't start without ya two. [does his handshake with Lincoln & Sam with Lori looking disappointed; speaking in a thick Hispanic accent while holding a baguette] I challenge the two of you to a free-for-all, Monsieurs!

Lincoln: [grabs a churro] Oh, it is on, Señor Roberto!

[Sam grabs a taquito and joins the two in the food fight as the crumbs fall onto Lori's head.]

[Cut to later, when Lori's taking a shower. Pan over to Lori's phone charging. There are several texts from Bobby asking if she wants to hang out at the arcade with Lincoln & Sam. Since he doesn't know Lori's occupied at the time, he figures she doesn't want to go with the three.]

[Cut to later, when Lori gets out of the shower and covers her body in a towel. She decides to check her phone to see if any new messages were left. After she's done reading the messages, she calls Bobby.]

Lori: [to Bobby over the phone] You stay right where you are. I'm coming over. [hangs up; screams in frustration and tosses her phone] It was bad enough when they treated me like a third wheel, but now they're hanging out without me? I don't think so! [marches out of the room and out the front door; comes back inside] And I almost went out in public in just a towel.

[Cut to Lincoln, Bobby, & Sam playing at Gus' Games and Grub until a clothed Lori intrudes.]

Lori: Bobby, this has got to-

Bobby: Hey, babe! Look! I won you these! [gives her a bouquet of roses] Thanks for being so cool about me hanging with Lincoln. You know, all my life, I've always wished I had a brother, and now I feel like I've got some in Lincoln & Sam. It's like they complete me. Sorry, what were you gonna say?

Lori: Uh...nothing. I mean, go finish your game, Boo-Boo Bear.

Bobby: Thanks, babe. We're still on for the county fair tomorrow, right?

Lori: You bet. We're totes riding the Tunnel of Love together.

Bobby: Sweet! The Bro-dacious Trio-

Sam: Ah! Bro-dacious Tri-bro.

Bobby: Bro-dacious Tri-bro will meet you there at 5:00.

[Lori suddenly grimaces and has had enough.] WIP