User blog:Thomperfan/A rp talk

Hey guys. This is something I really wanted to get off my chest. And it's about Bobbybooboobear. Now he's a good guy, and we're still friends, but a few days ago, he had me do a rp that was really REALLY bad.

So it all started with the parents going somewhere and taking the kids with them, but Leni and Lincoln can;t come because 16 year olds and mice aren't allowed there for some reason. OK, I still don't understand why BBBB calls Lincoln a mouse. It's just... Weird. So, Lori is staying home to look after Leni and Lincoln, and I'm also there too. So we decide to play a game, and Leni suggests spin the bottle. (If you don't know what that game is, look it up.) So Lori establishes some ground rules, which are no family kissing, no same gender kissing and the kiss can only last for 5 minutes, but then Lincoln points out that he, Lori and Leni are all siblings, the game is pretty much useless. So then we decide to play Truth or Dare, and that's when things start to go wrong.

Everything was OK, until Lori dared Leni to say Aku in front of a mirror 5 times, she does that and then THE Aku from "Samurai Jack" comes out, tells Leni she's thic and then does something bad (I'm guessing he either sexually assulted her or raped her) and that leaves Leni in serious pain. So we try to help her, Leni ask to drink from one of Lily's bottles (that moment was kinda cute) and then Rusty, Liam and Zach came over. Now this is another big problem I had with this rp. He made Rusty, Liam and Zach act like idiot perverts. What do I mean by that? They mistake Lori for Lincoln's mom, they say some very lewd stuff about her, and at one point Rusty even says Lynn has a sexy booty!

So Lincoln takes his friends up to his room, while I stay to help Leni, by giving her all the love she needs, After a few minutes Leni says my love is not working, I try to tell her to be patient, but she's say I'm not helping and shuts herself up in her room, and when I ask her to come out, she just turns up some music to drown me out. Does that sound like something Leni would do? So, I go downstairs and tell Lori what happened, Lori tells me that love, apparently does not work on Leni. She tells me that one time Leni got attacked by a blue jay and a racoon, (Thankfully not Mordecai and Rigby) and she tells me that, like any normal, caring sibling, she gave Leni love, but it didn't work, so she tells me that Leni sweared in front of her parents, kissed Lincoln on his forehead 69 times, and made elephant sounds. Yeah, that's toally not weird. I decide to go and talk to Leni again, when she doesn't respond, I open the door, and see that she's watching a ''spider eating bugs. ''Ok, I know for a FACT that is NOT something Leni would EVER do. When I ask what she's doing, suddenly I'm attacked, and put in a dark room, I'm tied up. Leni reveals that she brought all these characters from different shows to do something to me. And apparently that something was buy me McDonald's with some money she has, and apparently the characters she invited wanted to actually murder me, and are really upset when they find out they're not. Leni says she meant "murder me with fats food". SERIOUSLY?! That's not even a thign people say! And also I might like to point out that among these cartoon characters, are CatDog, Possibly Dagget and Norbert from "The Angry Beavers", Gordon, Waffle and Mr. Blik form "Catscratch", Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup, and even Samurai Jack himself were there and apparently wanted to murder me. Yeah, that's right. The characters I mentioned, who we're supposed to root for, sympathize with and are known as heroes wanted to murder someone innocent like me. Someone who hasn't don anything to harm them. I call Leni out for putting me in danger, and tell all the cartoon characters to leave, but then Invader Zim says that they should murder me AND Leni. SO just to recap, Leni invited a bunch of characters that wanted to murder me, tied me up and put me in a dark room, just for some stupid McDonalds. Does that sound like anything Leni would do?

So, they chase us, and I had to make a portal so the characters would get sucked back home. So, the rest of us, understandbly mad at Leni scold her for her actions, and tell her that we're gonna tell the parents once she comes back. This sends Leni up to her room crying. Later, Rita and Lynn Sr. come and also scold Leni and tell her she's grounded for 3 weeks, and he makes her sound like she doesn't even know be gorunded means! And when they tell her to think about she did, he says "Leni continues to cry, not thinking about what she did" and that's when I drew the line. I couldn't take it anymore, I told him that it was one of the worst RPs I had ever played. And he accepted that and decided to delete it.

I'm sorry if this comes off as a rant. I just really wanted to get this off my chest.