User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Making the Grade

One day, young Lincoln arrived at his school.

He had all his friends and he thought life was cool.

Mrs. Johnson said Lisa was now in fifth grade,

Then she ignored the "oh no!" face Linc made.

She said, "You sit next to your brother," and Clyde,

Became quite unhappy not to be by Linc's side.

Lincoln asked his gifted sister, "But why?".

She said, "Kindergarten is boring and I,

Wanted to go right to med school, you see?

But Principal Huggins just wouldn't let me."

Lisa read a whole book very fast on her own.

Mrs. J said, "Finish it tomorrow," making them groan.

Lisa then went on to suggest a pop quiz,

And Mrs. Johnson said, "What a great idea that is."

All of the kids began groaning again,

Except Linc, who just facepalmed frustratedly, then,

The kids took out robots and Lisa made Todd,

Who lasered the others, which was kind of odd.

This caused more groaning, and it made the boys mad.

They said, "Don't eat lunch next to us. Your sister's been bad."

They made him sit at a very dirty table.

Linc said, "Lisa, can you act normal if you're able?".

Lisa said, "No," but Lincoln said, "Please!",

So she said, "I suppose if that will appease."

The next day at school, Lisa had changed her hair,

And she zapped her eyes so her glasses weren't there.

She then put on a collar that would squirt her eye,

Whenever she gave a prodigious reply.

She made Todd zap the pop quiz to satisfy her brother,

And suggested that everyone throw food at each other.

They made Lisa part of their friend group that day,

But that night, she threw her equipment away.

She liked being normal and gave up being a tutor.

She called Boyz Will Be Boyz cute (though I think Lily's cuter).

Lynn Sr. had no help so the food turned out bad,

'Cause Lisa stopped converting numbers. The other girls were mad.

She gave up geology, making Lola lose a game,

So Lola threw Linc from Vanzilla. What a shame.

She couldn't help Rita know when Pop-Pop would arrive,

And Lincoln felt guilty and started to strive.

Lisa had stopped making her strep throat cure too,

So her whole class caught it. Linc thought, "What should I do?!".

Lincoln said, "Lisa, please go back to normal.

The world needs you to be smart and not be informal.

Even if I go back to the dirty table,

This is the only way that we'll be able,

To make everything just as it should be."

So Lisa went back to behaving normally.

She made her class better and the other boys said,

"Sit with us. You saved them from a few days in bed."

Lisa decided she was going to go back,

'Cause she found both kindergarten and fifth grade slack."