User blog:Crazyboom Loudfan/Space Invader - My Version

Well, here we go.

Dekay: Bye! (pays taxi driver)

(taxi driver drives away, Dekay knocks on the Loud door, Lincoln answers)

Lincoln: Oh, hi!

Dekay: Hi, Lincoln! Mind if I come in for a bit? My sister's been driving me CRAZY!

Lincoln: Well, welcome to my life. Yes, you can come in.

Dekay: Thanks!

[The girls are all in the bathroom getting ready to go to bed; Leni's brushing her hair, Luan's flossing, Lola and Lana are brushing their teeth, Lily's taking a little bath in the sink, Lori's applying dabs of ointment, Luna's rubbing some purple facial cream, Lucy and Lynn are fighting over the toothpaste, and Lisa's jotting down notes.]

Luna: [singing] "I'm washin' my face, 'cause it makes me feel so beautiful."

Dekay: Hey, Luna! Rad tunes!

Luna: Hey, thanks lil' dude!

Luan: [gets floss stuck in her braces] "Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words!" [laughs]

Dekay: (just stares at Luan in annoyance)

Leni: "I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful. 34...35...36..."

Lori: "Hey, Leni, how old was that boy that asked you out?"

Leni: [losing count thanks to Lori] "16...17...18..."

[Lori smiles slyly at her little joke]

Dekay: Hey, that's not funny!

Lori: Hey, I was literally just having fun with her!

Lynn: "Hey! I had the toothpaste first!"

Lucy: "No, I did."

Lynn: "Keep your spooky hands off it!"

[While the girls get ready, Lincoln pops in and looks around and snatches the toothpaste out of Lynn's hand.]

Lincoln: "I'll take that."

Lynn: "Hey! Learn to share!"

Lincoln: [accidentally dabs toothpaste on Lily's head and hands the tube back to Lynn; to the viewers.]

"Space...the final frontier.

Dekay: You know Star Trek?

Lincoln: Oh, yes, anyways, as you might imagine, with ten sisters, space is limited." [notices he missed his toothbrush and gets the paste off Lily's head.] "Everywhere you go, you gotta deal with the crowds. But being the only boy in the family comes with a perk." [enters his room and pauses] "You hear that? Me neither. While my sisters all have to share bedrooms, I get my own. Sure it's just a converted linen closet, but it's my own space. My own little oasis in the sands of the Loud House. And I wouldn't give it up for the world."

[Before he starts brushing his teeth, at that very moment, a loud thud is heard, Lincoln goes up to Lynn and Lucy's room where the other girls are listening; Lynn and Lucy are having a fight.]

Lynn: "You're always Miss Gloom and Doom! Like, would it kill you to smile once in a while?!"

Dekay: (to himself) Do they fight this much?

Lucy: "It would."

Lincoln and Dekay: "What's going on?"

Lori: "Lucy and Lynn are going at it. Again."

Luan: "I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline." [laughs] "Get it? Get it?"

Dekay: (facepalms)