Thread:MrAnimatedToon/@comment-31647719-20180801204708/@comment-32807753-20180805013105

Lisa: And here comes a conflict.

Leni: Stupid conflicts. Why can't they mind their own business?!

HAWK: Well well well, Hank. Look at who we have here. It's one of our little friends from last Halloween.

HANK: Wait. We made friends last Halloween?

HAWK: No, you dope! Remember? The two dorks who tried to steal our candy and then tricked us into going to that scary corn maze! (in a sick tone) And got us covered in blood!

HANK: Aw man! Don't go and think about that night, bro! When you think about blood, you get sick! And if you get sick, I'm gonna be sick!

DANA: Lincoln, who are these two?

LINCOLN: Well... let’s just say I did something last Halloween that really ticked them off.

Hank: Oh yes! And we’re gonna make you pay, you little doofus!

Hawk: (cracking his knuckles) I will enjoy this.

''Lincoln gulped in fear as the two jocks raised their fists in the air, ready to clobber him. But before they could make a move, Dana quickly stood up and stepped in front of Lincoln, glaring at the Hockers.''

DANA: (tensely) I'm only gonna say this once: Back...away...now.

HAWK: Yeah yeah whatever. We've heard that all before, toots.

HANK: (glaring at Lincoln behind Dana) You're such a wimp, you know that? Hiding behind your sister and letting her be the one to protect you.

LINCOLN: Wai--WHAT?!

DANA: Excuse me, but I am NOT his sister!

''Hank and Hawk's eyes widened in surprise upon hearing this. Then after a few seconds, they both burst out laughing.''

DANA: What’s so funny?!

HANK: You’re seriously hanging out with an older girl, pipsqueak?

HAWK: What a sissy! I bet he’s talking with her about feelings and precious ponies!

DANA: HEY!

[Lincoln gasps in offense]

Lincoln: Ponies?! That's what they think she's talking about?! After all that about her hard life?! [heats up] The fact that this actually sounds like something they would do makes me furious inside!

Lori: Same!

''Lincoln began to blush in embarrassment upon hearing the Hockers' comments. At that point, Becky had just returned from the restroom and approached the commotion.''

BECKY: Uh, is there a problem going on here?

''Hank and Hawk just took one look at the redheaded teenager before they began to laugh even harder. Their laughter had gotten Lori's attention and when she turned to see that the bullies who had ruined Halloween for her and her sisters last year were laughing at her little brother and friends, her face began to harden.''

LORI: (to Teri and Carol) Okay, girls. Back to the group.

''She immediately stormed off towards the Hockers with Carol and Teri behind her. Once they reached the group, Lori folded her arms in a threatening manner.''

LORI: Okay. WHAT is going on here?

Hank and Hawk just looked at the large number of teenage girls that were defending Lincoln and they roared with laughter.

HAWK: Oh man! This is just rich!

HANK: What a wuss! Hanging out with girls twice his age! Doing who knows what sort of prissy princess things he’s doing with them!

LORI: I suggest you two to get out of here. Or else there will be some serious consequences.

HAWK: Yeah yeah whatever. The swimsuit contest is in the other direction, ladies. Now why don't you move along and go talk about your boyfriends somewhere else? This is men's business.

''Hank grabbed Lincoln from behind Dana and dragged him over to Hawk, tossing him at the Hocker's feet. Hank then placed his foot on Lincoln's back, pressing him down to keep him from escaping. The two football players then raised their fists up, ready to strike. But just as they began to bring their hands down upon Lincoln, they were quickly stopped. Becky grabbed Hank's wrist and Teri grabbed Hawk's; both girls squeezed the boys' wrists tightly.''

HANK: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!

HAWK: Too tight too tight too tight!

LORI: (really angry) We warned you. Now you’re gonna regret what you said!

''Lori then started to beat up the Hockers to a pulp. Lincoln couldn’t help but enjoy seeing his own sister pulverizing the two stinkers. By the time she was finished, Hank and Hawk were turned into human pretzels, groaning in pain.''

Lincoln: Yeah! That's what you get!

Lola: Pfft. I could do that in one go.

Leni: That's what you get for being meanies!

BECKY: You turned them into human pretzels?! (becomes scared) I always thought that was an empty threat.

LINCOLN: Oh, trust me. That’s a real thing. (shudders) And I had to learn that the hard way.

Lori: Did that really happen?!

Lincoln: Yep. They turned Clyde and I into human pretzels.

Leni: Oh. I thought the other you was talking about Lori turning you into a human pretzel.

[That comment made Lori uncomfortable]

Leni: Lori? You okay?

Lori: W- Why would you say something like that?