User blog:This Spy/The Wacky House - Return to Loud Era

(2 weeks have passed since the events of City Slickers. James' and Normand's mansion, day. The two Europeans have upgraded their place recently, now it has way more space, more furniture, more electronics, more tables, and basically, more everything. The British is eating his dinner in the kitchen, while the Croatian is reading comics in the living room, while downing some soda. They finish their business, then suddenly, James gets a call on FaceTime, and it's none other than...Ronnie Anne.)

James: Hello?

Ronnie Anne: Hey, Jimmy. What's up?

James: 'Sup, Ronnie Anne. Fancy you calling me.

Ronnie Anne: Yeah. Anyway, how's Lincoln?

James: All fine, we've been doing lots of stuff recently.

Ronnie Anne: Good to know. Has he told you about my move with my extended family that happened a month ago?

James: Yeah, he did.

Ronnie Anne: I bet he's over it, yeah?

James: Yeppers, he is.

Ronnie Anne: Cool. Say...why don't you and Normand come to us in the city?

James: Sure, why not? Not like I've haven't done a road trip before, though.

Ronnie Anne: That's...that's nice to hear. So you're going?

James: Hell yeah, we're going.

Ronnie Anne: Alrighty then. I'll send you our city address, then call me when you both are ready to go.

James: Will do. Later, Ronnie Anne.

Ronnie Anne: See ya, Jimmy. Will be waiting for you both. (hangs up, then sends him their new home address)

James: Normand, we'll be on a road trip soon.

Normand: Fine by me, mate, I'm in.

James: Cool.

Sometime later...

(James and Normand have arranged a meeting in their home with their group, European Commonwealth.)

James: Alright, you guys. Me and Normand were talking, and decided that we should offer both Santiagos and Casagrandes to move out back to Royal Woods. Me and Normand will be driving both families in our bus, while you, Michael and Franklin (from GTA 5), will be driving a moving truck.

Michael: Alright, as long as you pay.

Franklin: I'm in, dawgs.

James: Alrighty. See you guys outside, then.

(The meeting is over and folks are dispersing.)

An hour later...

(Michael, Franklin, James and Normand are outside. The European two are getting into their bus, while Michael and Franklin are getting into the moving truck.)

James: Alright, let's test this thing out. (through intercom) Guys, do you hear me?

Franklin: Yeah, we hear you, dog.

James: Alright then. OK, we'll be driving out now.

Michael: At least it's not Trevor I'll be going with.

Normand: Yeah, lucky you, man.

James: Off we go, guys.

(Both parties are on their way now to the city.)

40 minutes later...

(Both parties are driving on the highway now.)

James: ...so that's that.

Normand: Yeah.

James: Say, Normand, have you thought about moments when you had to improvise?

Normand: Sure did, mate.

James: Because it's not like everything can be done with just one attempt.

Normand: Yepper.

James: Can you tell me one moment where it took you forever to get one thing improvised?

Normand: Well, I don't clearly remember, but what I do know is that one time I had to bypass a certain place that's full of dangerous and really stinky smells...well, you know, if you keep breathing one for too long, you'll literally start going apecrap.

James: Yeah, I get it.

(Cut to Michael and Franklin in their truck.)

Michael: Franklin, remember the big score we pulled back in LS?

Franklin: Hell yeah, I do, homie.

Michael: Sometimes fantasy can be really, really real.

Franklin: For sho', homie.

Michael: Good times, yeah...good times.

Franklin: How you doing with your movies, by the way, dog?

Michael: Great, thanks, F. Already made several ones, and they were commerically and critical success.

Franklin: Nice to hear it, dog.

Michael: Yep. Really liked those moments, too.

Franklin: Uh-huh.

Several hours later...

(They finally made it to the place where Ronnie Anne, Bobby and Maria live with their extended family.)

James: Alright, we're here, guys. Feel free to take a look around while we meet Ronnie Anne all of her family.

Michael: Sure thing.

(The European two exit their bus to greet the families, while Michael and Franklin come out of truck and take a look around the city on foot. Ronnie Anne finds and greets them.)

Ronnie Anne: Hey, good to see you two.

Normand: Likewise, Ronnie Anne.

James: So how you've been doing with your big family?

Ronnie Anne: Not that bad, actually. I've been having lots of fun all of my extended family.

Normand: Yep, I can tell.

Ronnie Anne: Anyway, why don't you all come in so I can introduce you to all of them?

James: Sure thing, come on.

(The three of them enter the Casagrande apartment, reach the living room, and that's when the European duo finally meet the big family itself.)

Ronnie Anne: Hey, guys.

Everyone: (expect James and Normand) Hello, Ronnie Anne.

Bobby: (sees the European two) Hey...Jimmy! Normand! Nice to see you bros again!

(He approaches them, and shakes hand with the duo.)

James: Good to see you again, Bob.

Normand: Yeah. How you been all this time, dude?

Bobby: Really great, guys. Thanks. So you did invited them here, sis?

Ronnie Anne: Yeah.

Bobby: Thanks, sis, because I can't wait to introduce them to the rest of our family.

Ronnie Anne: You're welcome, bro.

Bobby: Come on, you two.

James: Right behind you, Bob.

Normand: Same here.

(Bobby, James and Normand approach the Casagrandes themselves.)

Bobby: Hey, you guys, I want to introduce good friends of mine. This is James, the one in red, and this is Normand, the one in green shirt, James' partner.

Rosa: Nice to meet you, you two.

Hector: Welcome to our family.

Carlitos: Hello.

Carlota: Heeey!

Carl: Wassup?

Frida: What's going on?

CJ: Greetings, dudes!

Carlos: What's happening?

James: Nice to meet you as well.

Normand: We are from Europe.

Rosa: You both are from Europe? And where are you two from, respectively?

James: United Kingdom.

Normand: Croatia.

Hector: Croatia? I hear it's a nice country for summer vacations, or holidays, at least.

Normand: Not really sure myself, though...

Rosa: Yeah...anyway, tell us more about yourself over dinner.

Normand: Sure thing.

(Several minutes later, James, Normand, Santiagos and Casagrandes are in the dining room, eating dinner. The European two tell them the exact same thing they told Louds, way back when they first got in Royal Woods.)

Sometime later...

CJ: Wow. Nice stories, you guys.

Hector: You two are really something, honest.

James: Thanks.

Bobby: Is there something else you have on your mind?

James: Now that you mentioned it...yeah.

Bobby: Well, what is it?

Several minutes later...

James: It was really frigging crazy. The cops were literally doing a full-scale siege next door. That's WAY more traffic than a bloody rush hour! I mean, sure, those jerks would be running around like heck, and these two of our guys were ready to throw in, but then, in the middle of this...there we were. ......I didn't gave a crappy darn, really, just decided about goin' with the flow.

Carl: So what happened, then?

James: Nothing happened, I tell you. We got the darn explosives, dumped the darn cargo, and ONLY THEN, were we home free.

Ronnie Anne: Wow.

Normand: Yeah.

(Time goes by, they finish dinner already, and disperse to their own business. The Casagrandes have introduced each other to European duo. Maria was talking to them for a bit, happy to see them again as well. While Rosa shows the European two around their apartment, Bobby goes back to his room to relax, until he gets a call from his girlfriend, Lori.)

Bobby: Hey, Babe.

Lori: '''Sup, Boo-Boo Bear. How are you and Ronnie Anne?''

Bobby: All fine over here, your neighbors got here, and they're with us right now in the city.

Lori: James and Normand?

Bobby: Yeah, them.

Lori: What are they doing there, though?

Bobby: My little sis has invited them over.

Lori: ''Ah, I see. Nice to hear, though.''

Bobby: Yeah. How's Lincoln, by the way?

Lori: ''He's fine, Boo-Boo Bear. Looking forward to spend some time with him.''

Bobby: Good to know, Babe.

Sometime later...

(The European two have arranged a meeting again in the living room of Casegrande apartment, this time with the two Hispanic families.)

James: Me and Normand live in a mansion.

Rosa: Mansion?

Hector: You live in a such heavenly place?

Normand: Yeah.

James: And we own a bus, cars and many other transports.

Everyone: Ooooooh...

CJ: You guys must be rich!

James: We are.

Normand: And don't worry, we're not "filthy rich", as you may think.

Carlota: That's good to know.

James: Uh-huh. Here's the picture of it.

(The British pulls out a photo of his and Normand's glorious mansion, and shows it to the crowd.)

Everyone: (expect James and Normand) Wooowww...

Rosa: My goodness...

Hector: You guys are definitely lucky ones, to be this rich and live in a mansion this gorgeous...

Normand: Yepper.

Bobby: I wish I could live in a mansion like this with my Babe...

Maria: Holy smokes...

James: OK then. We recently upgraded, now we have more everything in there, including bathrooms.

Ronnie Anne: Sweet!

Normand: And that's why, guys, we want to offer.

Carlos: Offer what, dear gentlemen?

James: How would you like to move out to Royal Woods, to live with us in our mansion?

(Santiagos and Casagrandes are shocked from such amazing offer.)

Hector: You...you offer us to live in your heavenly mansion that's way bigger than our apartment?

Normand: Yeah, we're not kidding here.

Hector: And you even ask! Of COURSE we agree!

Everyone: Yeah!

Bobby: Thanks, guys, you are really the best.

James: And speaking of that, Bob. Since our mansion is located right next to Louds...this will give you and Ronnie Anne an opportunity to see your lovers every day.

Normand: Yeah. Lori will be seeing with Bobby every day, while Ronnie Anne will be doing the same with Lincoln.

James: So what do you guys say? Ready to move out to more peaceful town?

(The two Hispanic families think for some time...and agree.)

Hector: Yes, we are ready to move out to Royal Woods, at least streets cats won't be bothering us anymore, and we'll get to live with in such magnificent home as your mansion.

(Everyone agrees.)

James: Then it's on.

Hector: What about my store, though?

James: Don't worry about it, Hector. We already bought an abandoned one, should be in your control soon enough, and yes, we will resupply it with your stuff.

Hector: Alright, nice to know.

James: (grabs his radio and addresses Michael with Franklin) Michael, Franklin, come in.

Michael: We're here.

Franklin: Was'happening, homie?

James: It's on, boys. Get over here to Casagrande apartment, we'll be loading all of their furniture into truck, then it's back to Royal Woods.

Michael: Understood.

Franklin: A'ight, dawg.

(The two men get to the apartment and start packing all of Santiagos' and Casagrande's stuff into the moving truck, while James and Normand get the two Hispanic families into the bus.)

An hour later...

(They finish setting things up. And now, the both families are getting into bus, and are finally moving back to Royal Woods, to live in James' and Normand's mansion, next to Louds.)

James: And there you have it, Normand. We got ourselves permanent housemates.

Normand: Yep, you can say that again.

James: It'll be so much fun having adventures and spending lifetime with them.

Normand: Couldn't agree more, dude.

(Cut to Franklin and Michael in their truck...again.)

Michael: Remember when pulled off that infamous Merryweather heist?

Franklin: Yeah, I did.

Michael: Seriously, that f[BEEP]ing f[BEEP] Trevor got us killed...almost.

Franklin: For sho', home. Seriously, he one loco punk.

Michael: There's that, yep.

Several hours later...

(It's been a long ride, but finally, the group has finally made it back to Franklin Avenue. They park in front of Europeans' mansion, get out of the bus, and James with Normand give them a tour around it. 40 minutes have passed, they are awestruck by such home the European two live in.)

The next day...

(Now that the two Hispanic families are settled in Royal Woods AND live in the mansion with two Europeans, James and Normand help them around with their business, and sometime later, they go to the Loud residence to make an annoucement. James and Normand tell Santiagos and Casagrandes to stay outside for now, and enter the living room and greet the Louds.)

James: Hey, guys.

Louds: (in unison) Hello!

Normand: We have an important annoucement to make.

(The Louds are intrigued.)

Luna: What is it, you guys?

James: We convinced two certain families to move out back here in Royal Woods, and they'll staying with us in our mansion forever.

Lori: Two certain families...? (gasps) Are they who I think they are?!

Normand: Indeed. Come to the door, guys.

(The Louds are interested and do so, and James holds the door handle.)

Normand: You guys ready?

Louds: (in unison) Of course!

(James opens the door, and...)

Santiagos and Casagrandes: (in unison) SURPRISE!

(The Loud kids widen their shock in surprise, while Lori and Lincoln gasp in shock.)

Lori: Boo-Boo Bear?

Bobby: Babe?

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne?

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln?

(They happily run to each other and hug it out, finally being proud to be reunited. Both families are happy from seeing such angelic moment.)

Lori: How did you get them here, guys?

James: We convinced both Santiagos and Casagrandes to move out back with us to Royal Woods, and they'll be living in our mansion.

Normand: So basically, Lori and Bobby...you'll be seeing each other every day. Same goes to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.

(Lori loudly squees from such moment, tackles James down, hugs him tightly and showers him with kisses. Both parties chuckle from such sight, and we close our happy story, knowing that Louds, Santiagos and Casagrandes will always live happily with each other.)

THE END