User blog:AustinDR/Lisa Browses deviantART

Lisa:Hm. deviantART? Oh, that sight. It'll take more than a few bad pictures to get a rise out of me.

(She types in her name, and comes upon a few normal looking photos.)

Lisa: It's insane how accurate these pictures are.

(She scrolls down more.)

Lisa: I don't see what Lola and Lynn are talking about. These pictures look fine.

(She seems some photos of her being inflated or bloated up.)

Lisa: Correction: these drawings are anatomically incorrect. I know that some have some.....alarming urges, but at the very least make it look scientifically plausible.

(She continues to skim down.)

Lisa: There isn't really anything to really unnerve me.

(She comes upon some Loudcest drawings.)

Lisa: (turns to look at the audience) You sad, sad creatures.

(She continued to look at the drawings.)

Lisa: Wait, how can my sisters have kids with Lincoln when they're not horribly deformed? (sigh) I weep for humanity.

(She looks up some pairings between her and other characters.)

Lisa: Who's this boy I'm holding hands with? I don't remember seeing him at school. Besides, I have no room in my brain for silly things like romance.

(Lisa sees some drawings of her male counterpart.)

Lisa: Hm.

(She skips it out of disinterest.)

Lisa: Well, I can definitively say that I don't see anything here that disturbs me in the slight.....GASP!!!!

(Lincoln walks in whistling. He stops whistling when he sees that his computer was destroyed again. This time burnt to a crisp with Lisa holding a flamethrower.)

Lincoln: Not again!

Lisa: If you excuse me, I need to wipe what I have seen from my memory.