User blog:Katajrocker/Fanfiction-No Fun Intended

I have nothing to say really so let's just start k?

''It starts with a bird's-eye view of the house during a hot summer day. Most of the family is in the yard, but three figures are seen on the roof: Lynn, who is wearing safety gear and a crash helmet, Lincoln with a stopwatch, and Luan with her eye looking through a camera.''

Lynn: Is it ready?

Luan: Yup! Lights, camera, ACTION,

Lynn (towards the camera): Hello, internet! I'm Lynn, and welcome to my Super Stunt Spectacular! You're never going to believe your eyes today-

Luan: I guess that's why they call it a SPECtacular, huh?

Lisa (from a distance): That's not even a pun, that's the origin of the word. It's a combination of the two words "spectacle" and "oracular", which mean-

Lynn, Luan, and Lincoln: Would you just let us finish?

Lisa: Ok, fine. But that's valuable information you're missing. Oh, and by the way Lynn, you're going to do something you'll regret.

Lynn: No way! I have this all planned out! Even if I fall by accident, I actually did the math for trajectory and stuff!

Lincoln (whispering to Luan): You're going to edit that out, right?

Luan nods.

Lynn (to camera): So anyways, what I'm going to be doing is getting into this inflatable hamster ball, roll off the roof, bounce off of the trampoline, and with all of that momentum, im going to roll down the street, to the dead end, and I'll turn back around and make it to the driveway in 10 seconds flat OR less! My man Lincoln here will be stopwatching it for proof!

''Lincoln waves to the camera. Lynn inflates the ball and steps inside.''

Luan: Hey, before you go, could I do my joke of the day? I do it in all my videos.

Lynn: Yeah, sure.

Luan: Ok, here goes

She clears her throat.

Luan: Knock knock.

Lynn: Who's there?

Luan: Justin.

Lynn: Justin who?

Luan: Just-in time to get rolling!

Lynn: Wait, what?

''Making sure it goes in the right direction so Lynn doesn't get hurt, Lincoln pushes the ball off of the roof. Everyone in the yard looks up.''

Luna: Dude look, it's a bird!

Lana: It's a plane!

Leni: It's Superman!

Lori: No, it's Lynn!

TBC