Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru

"" is an episode of The Loud House.

Plot
Lincoln and Clyde must start a business for a school project and they need Lincoln's sisters' expertise.

Synopsis
Lincoln and Clyde are making chocolate pies for a business, but since his sisters are chocoholics, there is no chocolate for the pies, so they use salt and vinegar instead. Artie tastes a pie and clams it to be disgusting, making them switch to birdhouse making. The birdhouses don't go much better, because when a bird flies into it, the birdhouse collapses on it.

Then they see Luan has earned $100 by selling balloon animals, causing them to take up the idea, while Liam is looking at the horribly mishapen balloon animals, Lincoln gives him advice to impress the girl he's attracted to, the advice seems to be successful, causing them to call Lincoln a "Girl Guru", giving him the idea to sell knowledge of girls.

Lincoln gives people advice based on his past experience with his sisters. Later, Lincoln and Clyde see the boys trying Lincoln's advice, which ends in the girls hating the boys for doing so. This causes all of them to hate Lincoln and Clyde, vowing to cause them pain the next time they saw them.

Lincoln and Clyde then leave the school, and run home hiding in trash cans. When they walk inside, the Loud girls immediately question what they were doing, and when Lincoln explains himself, they laugh hysterically at the idea of Lincoln knowing things about girls, saying that all girls are different, and what works for them won't work for most other girls. Lincoln then wondering what to do now that his business is a fail, hears Mr. Loud say something about tossing out Lincoln's pies, giving him an idea.

Clyde is now selling the salt and vinegar pies to people to get revenge on the "Girl Guru". Of course, everyone at the school purchases a pie, and pelts Lincoln with them, ending the episode.

Cast
Leni and Luna have no lines, but they are heard laughing.
 * Grant Palmer as Lincoln
 * Catherine Taber as Lori / Jordan
 * Cristina Pucelli as Luan
 * Jessica DiCicco as Lynn / Lucy / Zach
 * Grey DeLisle as Lola / Lana / Lily
 * Lara Jill Miller as Lisa / Liam
 * Caleel Harris as Clyde
 * Brian Stepanek as Lynn Sr.
 * Caitlin Carmichael as Kat
 * Blake Bertrand as Flat Tire
 * Jacob Hopkins as Andrew
 * Daniel DiMaggio as Artie
 * Jeff Bennett as Coach Pacowski
 * Susanne Blakeslee as Agnes Johnson
 * Mason Vaughan as Papa Wheelie
 * Sydney Mikayla as Joy
 * Hannah Nordberg as Mollie
 * Wyatt Griswold as Rusty Spokes

Trivia

 * Mrs. Johnson's first name is revealed to be Agnes.
 * Lincoln's sisters love chocolate, causing Lincoln to call them "choco-holics".
 * Liam is the only person whom Lincoln's advice works for.
 * One of Joy's friends looks similar to Leni's original design as an overweight eight-year-old.
 * This segment has had the biggest voice cast so far, with eighteen voice actors in total.
 * A number of the supporting characters are named after and are caricatures of members of The Loud House staff; including Jordan (Jordan Rosato, storyboard artist), Kat (Kat Ketchum, character designer), Mollie (Mollie Frielich, production coordinator), and Joy (Joy Adams, executive assistant).
 * Second time since "Linc or Swim" that a character sings the song "Short'nin' Bread".
 * This is the second time Lynn pulled a "dutch oven" on Lincoln, the first time was in "Space Invader".
 * The clown costume Luan wears is the same one she had in "Cover Girls".
 * "Vibe Link (b)" plays when Lincoln gets the idea to be a Girl Guru.

Cultural References

 * The stock sound effect used for the bird's scream as the birdhouse collapses on it is known as the "Wilhelm scream", a well-known sound editing inside joke named and popularized by sound effects editor Ben Burtt during production of the original Star Wars.
 * In Lincoln's flashback with Lynn, he is using a controller similar to that of the Nintendo 64.
 * "And his weird little friend, too!", is a pun on the line "And your little doggy, too!" from The Wizard of Oz.

Running Gag

 * Lincoln and Clyde saying "How hard can it be?" while trying to come up with a sale.