User blog:Moose513/Fanfiction - Linczilla

Linczilla is my third fanfiction. Enjoy!

Story
One day, Lincoln was playing Total Turbo XXII, when Rita interrupted him.

"Lincoln", Rita said, "Dad wants to talk to you for a minute."

"I swear it wasn't me", Lincoln said.

"Not about the toilet", Rita said, "it's about something else."

Lincoln paused his game and went in their bedroom, where Lynn Sr. was sitting on the bed.

"Hey Lincoln", Lynn Sr. said, "I wanna talk to you about our family wagon."

"I already apologized about the whole sweet spot thing", Lincoln said, "and besides, you got that thing fixed."

"It's not that", Lynn Sr. said, "I've decided that when you go to college, the van is yours."

Lincoln was so shocked that his pants fell down.

"Look down", Lynn Sr. said.

Lincoln then pulled his pants up.

"Are you serious", Lincoln asked.

"I've never been more serious in my life", Lynn Sr. said, "since you're the only boy in the family, and the van has been passed down to boys, I figured that you should get it."

"Thank you dad", Lincoln said, "you're the best."

"That's right", Lynn Sr. said, "and don't you forget it."

Lincoln left the room and turned to the audience.

"I can't believe it", Lincoln said, "once I've got my learner's permit, I can say goodbye to Total Turbo XXII, and hello to Vanzilla."

"Oh Linky", Lori called.

"The sooner the better", Lincoln said.

He went upstairs and saw Lori holding a bag with her gym clothes in it.

"I hear you're going to a party at Gus' Games & Grub tonight", Lori said.

"Yep", Lincoln said, "it's Rusty Spokes' 12th birthday."

"Save me the details", Lori said, "wash my gym clothes if you want me to drive you there."

Lincoln walked down the stairs, and tripped, landing in front of Rita.

"Are you okay", Rita asked.

"I'm fine", Lincoln said, "I just tripped."

"What's all this", Rita asked.

"Lori's dirty gym clothes", Lincoln said, "she's making me wash them in exchange for a ride to the party at Gus' Games & Grubs tonight."

"I see", Rita said.

She walked upstairs and entered Lori and Leni's room.

"Lori Loud", Rita said, "you've got some nerve making Lincoln do your dirty work."

Luan, who was walking by, laughed at what Rita said.

"Good one mom", Luan said.

Rita rolled her eyes and turned back to Lori.

"It's how it's supposed to work", Lori said, "they need rides, I need my chores done, and so on."

"You can't just blackmail your siblings to do your work", Rita said, "so you are going to give Lincoln a ride to the party for free, and after that, you're not allowed to drive for a week."

Lori then sighed and reluctantly drove Lincoln to the party, and later that night, Rita picked him up.

"Thanks mom", Lincoln said, "I think I should get all my rides for free."

"You won't have to worry about that anymore", Rita said, "I'm sure that after a week, you and the rest of your sisters will get all your rides for free."

At the house, Lynn Sr. greeted Lincoln.

"There's my future family wagon owner", Lynn Sr. said, "how was the party?"

"It was great", Lincoln said, "we ate pizza and played games all night."

"That sounds fun", Lynn Sr. said, "tomorrow, maybe I could take you for a ride in the van dow the dirt road I learned to drive on."

"But I don't have my learner's permit yet", Lincoln said.

"I know", Lynn Sr. said, "I thought it would be a good place to tell you about the van because you'll be owning it soon."

Lola heard this and grinned evilly.

"Wait until the others hear about this", Lola said.

WIP