User blog:1243fdfdf/REASONS HEAVY MEDDLE SUCKS!

Chris Savino: "Ok guys, we just finished making some episodes to be aired, but we need new idea so what you guys got?                                                                                                                                                                                         Some random guy: Oh we could make an episode on Lincoln getting an interesting hobby.                                                  Chris Savino: Nah, to soon.                                                                                                                                                     Another random guy: Oh how about an episode where he bonds with his sister?                                                                 Chris Savino: Nah too boring. Another random guy: We could give him a love interest, like a crush maybe? Chris Savino: Nah, Oh l know how about Lincoln has a love interest, but get this...........................she bullies him, Am l a genius or what? Another random guy: Um that was, but.........but                                                                                                                      Chris Savino: That's great honey, now how about less talk more and more writing, while l'll go watch me some Hey Arnold, man l love that show. Random guy: Ok then. Ah Heavy Meddle, this episode is a bad,cliche, oversaturated pile of crap, but it did introduce to one of fans favourite Helg, l mean Ronnie Ann who basically exist to be Lincoln forced love interest, but like other cartoon that developed their characters to be a couple, which takes at least two to three seasons for us to buy it, the writers decided to forced this "Pairing" by using to biggest cliches if not the worst one called l'm a b....h to you because l can't act like a normal person to you and be kind to you so you could like me, but God forbid that just boring so we turn Ronnie Ann who didn't even appeare in the episode  to be Helga 2.0 to Lincoln, and that just the tip of the ice berg of why this episode is crap, because the moral which this series is so fond of to be so bad in delivering it,so kic back, relax and eat your popcorn, because l'm going to give you;                                                                                                                                REASONS HEAVY MEDDLE SUCKS! 1: The Moral: One of the biggest thing this show does is moral,and l can admit some episodes does teach us good moral like don't envade people privacy, accept people who they are, don't believe in Bs supersitions so you don't have to lock your son outside,not to fight for a dress when kids in Africa doesn't have clothes, and so on, but the moral of this story is completely laughable, that the person who write that didn't even watch the episode and based it on the title "Heavy Meddle" which could mean not to interfere in someone personal business,but if that person only knew. The first moral states when someone is bullied is to help them out, now l first watch the episode l hope it wasn't preachy about being bullied is wrong and this and that and yeah you get the picture, and the writers decided to use the sisters instead of some random strangers, and l admit l was hype to see how they would stop the bullying as most of the interaction between Lincoln and his sisters was funny and it could tell how much they would to for their brother if someone would bully their only brother................. too bad it was for only three minutes, because as soon l heard it was a girl by rating went from a 5 to a 0 (yeah harsh l know) and guess what you think they would still back him up right.............right, yeah who am l kidding they all started to yell like idiots as if they didn't know that their brother was just being bullied, but it doesn't matter it just a girl so that mean she likes, even if she put garbage in his locker room, or gum in his hair, but it just her way strange, dumb, annoying way of showing affection, wow Chris you are a genius l mean forget Hey Arnold who did this concept better, pfffft  this is way better, and is not like any other series (Any old Disney sitcoms) did this premise well, wow this episode should win an oscar for its plot bravo Chris bravo.............................. but seriously the moral is bs it should have just been "Always tell someone you're being bullied in school unless it is a girl who may just have a crush on you know matter how bad they mistreat you, basically what Rebel Taxi called a Ts...Ts..........Tsundare. In seriousness this cliche pissed me off because it may tricked kids in to believing that crap l men let's be real Chris l know some may think that kids are stupid, but no one is going to buy being bullied by a girl that look like Amanda Nunes is doing all of this just because she 'likes you', and then you just like her too, which leads me to my next point:                                                                                                                    2: Lincoln is an idiot: Now l now Lincoln is one of the smartest id in the family save Lisa, but  this episode turn him into a complete idiot, now l know what your going to say;                                                                                                  Blind Ronnie Ann fan:"Oh you're just a hater man is not as is if she physically harm him, besides it just a prank bro." Ok, so putting gum in someone hair (How the hell did she put the gum in his hair without him knowing) is not physical abuse then, wow forgive me for being an idiot, but Lincoln who l think has the most common sence would realise that what the girls says is complete crap, and even if its true doesn't mean l should like her back, because your basically telling kids to bully their crush if you can't tell them your fellings (or if they reject you) but nope Lincoln believes them and then he put on lip gloss and kiss his bully i.e Ronaldo (her full name) and then he gets hit in the face, which gives him a blackeye and then his "bully" gives him an ice pack for his eyes then give him his numb, ok stop it Chris just stop it is this just a way to show kids that men would take beating and suffering so he could get some "action", because this episode was before L is for Love so that mean Paige didn't work out( shame she was way cuter than Ronaldo) then Christina didn't work out as well, so you bascially take what you could get, l mean seriously if his bully look like Amanda Nunes clone he wouldn't even did the thing l mean imagine if the role were reverse:                   Father: Son, l heard that you were bullying a girl from your principal at school today. Mom: What do you have to say for yourself? Son: I don't know how else to show my feeling to her? Father: Well l don't know son, maybe you should l don't know talk to her. Son: But dad didn't Mom also used to bully you when you guys were kids. Mom and Dad:..............................................................GO TO YOUR ROOM! 3: The Sisters: Now don't get me wrong l love the Loud sisters( except Lynn, and Lisa, and Lori), but this episode make them into complete moron who somehow were watching Hey Arnold think that Ronaldo somehow like Lincoln even though their brother is in constant pain and turmoil, l  mean Lori you have a boyfriend, l think you should know that what Ronaldo did was wrong, but nope you just think along with the other sister that she "likes" him and that line "How romantic?" is really making me wonder if she also bully Bobby for his affection (l wouldn't be surpised), but l could forgive all of that as the sister hasn't be in realtionship to know what it's like........................SAVE FOR THE FACT THAT THEY ALL HAVE CRUSHES WHO DIDN'T TREAT THEM LIKE CRAP AND WERE NICE AND IF THEY WERE BULLY BY THEM THEY WOULD BE MURDERED!!!!!!! and that is not the worst part they forced their brother to kiss a girl (who was bullying him by the way) without seldom knowing anything about her,getting to know her (at least give the b...ch some chocolate) what the hell would you think would happen, that she fall in love with him, of course not, because that is not how life work you don't rush into realtionship, it takes time, commitement and dedication, because realtionship is more complex than Astro Physics, and you would think that the bully would walk away by proving her dominance to her bit, l mean prey, as the moral could be "Don't be believe everything you see on tv", but nope instead we get this:                                                                                                                                        4: Ronnie Ann: Now at the beggining of the series l hate no l loathed her, now do l like her as a character well no she just a forced love interest for our protagonist Lincoln, so us fans can write crappy fanfics about them fuc, l mean dating, and drawing of them fuc, l mean kissing, l mean everytime l see these stuff l want to hurl, and this episode proves my point, because this was a terrible way to introduce a "likeable" character as Ronaldo, so l'm going to list my problems with her character :                                                                                                                                                 One, why does Ronalo has a crush on Lincoln, no really why does she like him, is it his teeth, his head, his but, l mean his white hair( Yeah it's the hair), at least when Helga had a crush on Arnold itwas because he offer her shelter from the rain as her "loving" parents didn't even bother with her safety to begin with, which studies show children are bullies due to a rough enviroment, but we can clearly see in future episodes her mother loves and care for her, and she does the same, so why bully Lincoln then this cliche really piss me off as it clearly saying that if a person who is of opposite sex bullies you she is infatuated with you l mean can we just stop with this cliche, because it's getting old,and everyone know is Bs. Two, lf Ronaldo likes Lincoln why didn't she just tell him like it wouldn't take you like five minutes of your time to just say hi, or start hanging out with him, and be a respectable person so maybe he can feel the same way, so that l can buy into this forced, down your throat pairing that has about as much chemistry as my dog humping my leg, but nope forget that lets put garbage into his locker, which may probably as his homework inside, and then lets put gum into his hair, that may really get him to fall head over sneakers for you, great plan Ronaldo grat plan. Three, in all honesty this episode would be at least average if Ronnie Ann was a bully, she has no reason to treat Lincoln like crap, as she loves her brother and Mother and don't tell me crap like, "Well maybe she is like that because her dad isn't around" which is false considering the episode didn't explain or tell us anything that would lead to her treating Lincoln like crap, and that is one of my biggest pet peeves about the series, that it doesn't tell, it just show, and that is why l loathe Ronnie Ann because she has no reason to be a bullied, and know reason to be pair with Lincoln, and yes l know she apologize for the black eye by giving him a steak (an ice pack would be better), but what about the bullying, the teasing the pranks, what would happen if Lincoln didn't like her back? What would happen if Lincoln sisters didn't knew about you? What would happen if his parents knew? What would happen if Bobby knew? What would happen if Lincoln .........kill himself? but we don't think about these reasons, as our inner fetish for paring characters who doesn't have much chemestry so we could feel happy, and yes Ronnie Ann has gotten a little more likeable, l still would not forget this episode no matter how nice she is, all l see is a selfish, ungrateful, evil, unsympatising little brat, and that is my reason as why "Heavy Meddle" sucks.