User blog:YourAverageCrapwriter/Lincoln's gone

'''Henlo people, this is my first contribution on this site so I hope it turns out decent. Thank you for your time, and any suggestions go to the comments section. Without anymore trouble, lets get on with it...''' ACTUALLY SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO CHAPTER. This is going to be a one-shot, for now, unless some kind person can teach me how to chapter *rolls eyes*.

'1216 Franklin Avenue. 'The most notorious house of all in Royal Woods, MI. Why is it though? It turns out that the noise produced in this very location is enough to make one person go deaf, and truthfully, it's occupants all live up to their surname. Loud. However, on this very day, things are going to take a turn for the worse, or better, according to your preference.

Eleven year old Lincoln Loud, the only son in the family with white hair, was calmly reading his new comic book, Ace Savvy versus the wrath of The Wild Card Supreme, in his underwear. Yep, classic Linc, going about without clothes. However, as the story was about to reach it's most exciting part, a spooky and gloomy voice was heard.

"Lincoln," Lucy, Lincoln's eight year old goth sister said, causing the latter to jump in shock.

"God darn it, Lucy! One day you're gonna give someone a heart attack!" Lincoln cried in response, putting away his comic and throwing on some clothes.

"Mmm, death. Anyway, I need you to do something for me. I left my black nail poish in Lori and Leni's room and I can't go in there alone. Can you help me?" Lucy asked.

"Yeah, I'm fine with that.The only question is, how are we going to get in there, anyway? You know they installed some electrical door knob system, right?" Lincoln asked back in a deadpan voice.

"Easy. Air vents. Thanks, and by the way, you're my favourite brother." Lucy replied, as she helped her brother up into the squeezy vents. "That's because I'm your only brother, Lucy." Lincoln said as he got in. It was so claustraphobic in there, even his sister Leni would call it a 'hamster jail', like what she did with Lily's crib. The duo crawled forward, making little sound, as they saw light. Lincoln crawled forward and saw Lola and Lana playing castle.

"Nope, wrong room." Lincoln said, as he crawled forward. He approached the next opening, to see his atheletic sister, Lynn, throwing a baseball at the wall and subsequently catching it. He shrugged and moved on.

Next, he saw Luna jamming in her room, while Luan did a fake gig performance to practice for her upcoming event at the comedy club. Luna suddenly turned her speaker's volume to the maximum level, thus making Lincoln hit the side of the vents. "Linc, you alright?" Lucy gasped as she saw Lincoln hit the wall. "Y-Yeah, I'm fine." He replied.

Finally, after ten minutes of careful crawling, they had reached the impregnable fortress, otherwise known as Lori and Leni's room. Legend has it that anyone caught even setting even a toe onto their territory without Lori's permission could result in them being turned into a 'Human Pretzel', which may sound tasty to cannibals, but it basically meant that you are in for a beating. A hard one.

"Aright Lucy, this is it. We will go down, get the polish, and...and..." Lincoln stammered. "How about we grab that thing and get out of the door, running as if we are decapitated chickens?" Lucy asked, smiling at the thought of decapitation.

Finally, after so long, they made it. Lincoln grabbed the bottle of black polish and tried running out. However, he heard someone. Some deadly voice. Lori Loud.

"Ah, Boo Boo Bear, how literally nice of you to buy me that dress. It literally beats wearing this blue piece of trash, ya know?" Lori was heard talking to her boyfriend on the phone. Lincoln instantly froze. "''No god, please, no." ''was the only thing on his mind as he was stuck there, feet imprinted on the ground. He looked around, only to see Lucy disappear out of sight. This is it. Lucy had just abandoned him, and left him for the dead. Lori then opened her door, and saw Lincoln standing there.

"Hold on, boo boo bear, just a sec." She said before putting her phone down. Her face turned into a scowl, which in turn turned into an evil grin.

"Oh, so you literally thought you can sneak into my room and get away with it?" Lori asked as she looked at Lincoln. Lincoln only froze there, mentally bracing himself for his fate. He was dead. Kaput.

'''Hey guys, It's me again. Comment your thoughts and stay tuned, cuz i dont know how to use this thing. Please teach me. Thank you!'''