Thread:Peachy4872/@comment-39062437-20190819190438/@comment-38732394-20190825174854

Lincoln: While the other sisters calm down in their separate rooms, let's go downstairs to watch TV.

Lisa: Excellent idea, elder brother.

(They go downstairs to the living room to watch TV, but Lynn grabs the remote)

Lynn: I got the TV remote first. I'm watching a basketball game.

Lucy: I wanna watch Vampires of Melancholia.

Lisa: And I was planning to watch the Congressional Hearing.

Lynn: Too bad! I got the remote, fair and square!

Lucy: Give me that remote, Lynn! There's a new episode coming on.

Lynn: No way! You can watch your little vampire soap opera anytime. The Lakers are playing against the Celtics. I have to see this matchup.

Lisa: You both can beat it. I want to see who's the candidates of next years election.

Lynn: Why don't you go outside and think about why you'll be an easy target for bullies, geek?!

Lisa: (gasps) Did you called me a geek?

Lynn: Maybe. What are you gonna do about it?!

Lisa: You're gonna explain to my fist, sporty! (punches Lynn in the face)

Lynn: (furious) Alright, that's it! You asked for it, dork!

(Lynn starts fighting Lisa, and Lucy gets the remote)

Lucy: I can finally watch my show.

(Lynn notices Lucy)

Lynn: Oh no you don't! Give me that remote back!

Lucy: No way!

Lynn: You can watch your stupid vampire boyfriend later.

Lucy: (angry) That's it! I had enough!

(Lucy starts attacking Lynn, and they start to fight each other, along with Lisa)

Lincoln: (shocked) Aw, man. Now my other sisters are fighting. I have to do something.