Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-26521507-20180710021027/@comment-26521507-20180710182928

Me: What HAVE you tried?

Lana: I’ve tried using a lot of toilet paper, eating a lot of cheese, and even tried not pooping for an entire week. It’s like I have this magic touch.

Me: Dang! And all it takes Lynn is some spicy subs to clog that toilet. What do you suggest we do, Nolan?