Linc or Swim/Script

''[The sun is shining really bright today, the sound of mosquitos buzzing and water splashing can be heard. Camera cuts to a sign reading "Royal Woods Community Pool". Camera zooms down to reveal Lincoln, wearing swimming trunks, stepping out of the changing room and tugging his trunks nice and tightly]'' LINCOLN: "Ah! On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool." [He dashes towards the pool] "CANNONBALL!" [''The sound of a whistle halts him to a stop. The camera goes up, showing a concerned face on him]'' LIFEGUARD: "Loud family, out!" [The Loud kids are seen leaving the pool] LYNN: "But we were just having fun." LIFEGUARD: "Chicken fights during Senior Swim are not "fun"." MRS. JELINSKI: [shaking her fist in anger] "I just replaced this hip!" [The other seniors look back at the kids with concerned or angry expressions]

''[Screen wipe to show a sign called "Huntington Oaks Community Pool". Camera pans down to show Lincoln stepping out of the changing room, tugging on his trunks to check if it's firm]''​ LINCOLN: [sighs] "On a hot summer day, there's nothing like a refreshing dip in the community pool... one town over." [Lincoln prepares to do another cannonball] "CANNONBALL!" [Like last time, the sound of a whistle makes Lincoln halt to a stop, the camera pans up, to reveal his face, which has a rather ticked off expression]LIFEGUARD: "Loud family, out!" ''[The Loud kids are seen leaving, while the lifeguard shoves Lincoln out. Lana can be seen holding a spoon] ''LANA: "But we were just having fun." LIFEGUARD: "Drinking pool water is not fun." LANA: But it tastes like chicken noodle soup. LIFEGUARD: "Fine, but did have to add the celery and carrots?" ''[The camera zooms out to reveal that Lana has littered the pool with slices of celery and carrots. The lifeguard scoops some of these slices out with his net]''

''[Screen wipe to show another sign which reads "Hazeltucky Community Pool." A rooster crows and goat bleating can be heard in the background. The camera pans down to show Lincoln once again stepping out of the changing room, but has a rather unimpressed expression]'' LINCOLN: "On a hot summer day, ah, well, you know the rest." [He once again dashes towards the pool] "CANNONBALL!" ''[Lincoln finally jumps in, but at that moment, the lifeguard blows her whistle and swiftly catches Lincoln with her net. Lincoln gets mad]'' LIFEGUARD: "Loud family, out!" ''[She drops Lincoln out her net] [The Loud kids are seen leaving once again]'' LORI: "But we were just having fun." LILY: "Poo-poo." LIFEGUARD: "Fecal incidents are not fun." [Camera cuts to the now emptied pool, where people in biohazard suits scrub the walls of the pool while pedestrians look on]

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