User blog:Austria-Man/"Loud House" Jokes

NOTE: I've seen and read so much funny scenes and moments in my life, so I thought: „Some of them would perfect work with the Louds.“ So here they are:


 * (three-year-old Lincoln hands Lori a chocolate)
 * Lincoln: „Happy Valentine's Day; sister!“
 * Lori: „Valentine's Day? Today isn't Valentine's Day. It's on 14th february; not on every 14th day of the month.“
 * Lincoln: „Oh. So could you give me the chocolate back?“
 * Lori (innocent): „What chocolate?“


 * (Leni is sitting in the bath tub and looks angry)
 * Leni: „This medicine is silly! I must take ten drops in warm water every day!“


 * (Luna is in the backyard and makes music with her e-guitar)
 * (Mr. Grouse appears on the garden fence)
 * Mr. Grouse: „Luna! Could you borrow me your full music equipment for tonight, please?“
 * Luna: „Sure, Mr. Grouse!“
 * (she hands him all her instruments and boosters)
 * Luna: „What are your plans, Mr. Grouse? Do you wanna make a party tonight?“
 * Mr. Grouse: „No; I wanna sleep in peace; just one night at least!“


 * (Lincoln is going in the hall. Suddenly he hears a noise from Luan's room)
 * Lincoln: „Luan! Is something wrong?“
 * Luan: „No; everthing's okay. I was just testing my comedy equipment.“
 * Lincoln: „But why do you slips out on a carrot?“
 * Luan (sighs): „Because bananas were sold out...“


 * Lynn: „I love sport! This time I try boxing! But there's a important rule: the next battle is the hardest one. So I let the next battle out and fight the overnext, what means that I'm free tomorrow!“
 * Lucy: „So that means that you can sleep longer tomorrow?“
 * Lynn: „Unfortunately not, because there's another important rule: as a boxer I must stay up before 9.“


 * (Lynn Loud sr. is in Lincoln's room and talks with him)
 * Lynn Loud sr.: „See, my son; I had not so much stoff when I was in your age...“
 * Lincoln: „Why do you tell me this? It's not my fault that my father can better handle with money than your father.“


 * Lincoln: „How can you see with no eyes?“
 * Lucy: „I don't know. How can you walk with no brain?“


 * Teacher: „Lana; your composition about your dog is very good.“
 * Lana (proud): „Thanks.“
 * Teacher: „But it's the same like from your sister Lola.“
 * Lana: „Of course! Because we have the same dog.“


 * Lola (very proud): „Lincoln! Our class will make a stage play 'The Beauty and the Beast'! And I will play the major role!“
 * Lincoln: „Congratulations! But who will play the Beauty?“


 * (Lisa comes into the living room. Lori, Leni and Lola are sitting on the couch)
 * Lisa: „Hello, my dear blond sisters! Do have an idea, what's the most used word is?“
 * Lori: „Hmm, maybe telephone?“
 * Leni: „Purse?“
 * Lola: „Makeup?“
 * Lisa: „You're all wrong. The most used word is 'I'.“
 * all sisters: „I?!“
 * Lori: „I think, you're silly!“
 * Leni: „I say, that you're wrong!“
 * Lola: „I say, that's not true!“
 * Lisa: „Sigh...“


 * (Rita holds Lily. Lily burps)
 * Rita: „Oh; you're such a sweetie...“
 * Lily (thinks): „Hmm; that not what she say when Daddy or my siblings are doing this...“


 * (It's Rita's birthday and all family members celebrates with her)
 * Lynn Loud sr.: „Here's the cake. Try to blow all candles out.“
 * (Rita blows all candles out and all people claps)
 * Lori: „What was your wish, mom?“
 * Rita: „You all shall forget, how many candles are on the cake...“


 * (Lynn Loud sr. is in a mortuary)
 * Employee (shows him a corpse): „Is this your wife?“
 * Lynn Loud sr.: “Yes.“
 * Employee (shows him the damaged Vanzilla): „And is this your car?“
 * Lynn Loud sr.: „Buu-huu-huu! Yes!“

Category: Fanfiction