User blog:TheMaximumMatt/Shortfiction - Have You Gone Mad?

[Back in the house in the living room, Luna is strumming her guitar and Lincoln is reading a comic.]

Luan: Dang it, Luna! Your fog machine warped Mr. Coconuts' head! [shows her dummy's disfigured head]

Luna: Can't prove it, dude!

Luan: Lincoln, tell her she has to pay to get him fixed!

Lincoln: Um...okay. Luna, I think Luan has a point. You should pay up.

...

Luna: [shrugs] ...Alright then.

Lincoln: Wait. Really? You're giving in that easily?

Luna: Well, normally I would get mad at Luna and then shake my fist in yur face to tell you to change your mind, but I can't do that.

Lincoln: Why?

Luna: [angrily] Because according to our audience, getting angry is "being mean", and we can't "be mean", because this is a "friendly" show, which means that everything is "bubble gum, rainbows, and ponies all over the place"! In fact, we shouldn't even show fighting on this show because that's not "friendly" to our fanbase. If we do anything wrong in the slightest, our fans get mad at us for it! Yeah. Our fans get mad at us for getting mad! So don't get mad, because that's mean. Even though the point of this very scene to show how things are going bad without Lori, we still can't show it because in "family friendly" world, no one can get mad, fight, or even disagree! Everything must be about flowers, love, and kisses! Because, that's what the Loud House is about! A famly where nothing bad happens at any of us and we all get along 24/7! They might as well rename the show the "Happy-happy-get-along" House while they're at it! So basically, I have no other choice but to give in and pay up. Thanks a lot for that fans! Thanks a lot!

[Luan and Lincoln awkwardly stand silently while Luna pants]

Lincoln: You done yet?

Luna: Yeah... I'm done, dudes.

Lincoln: Ok.

...

Luan: Well, someone still needs to pay for Mr. Coconuts!

THE END