Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180512194058/@comment-32807753-20180513040008

Lincoln: Didnt she mentor you into getting to the theater?

[Lucy goes silent]

Me: Hey, guys.

Lynn: Hey, Nolan! (punches the bag) You seen Lincoln? (punches the bag again) I need his help.

Me: Lincoln couldn’t be here tonight, so I’m filling in for him. Do you girls need any help?

Lynn: Well, since you’re here, I have boxing practice tomorrow, and I wanna make sure I’m prepared, so I need you to spar with me.

Me: I’m not usually a fighter, but OK.

(Lynn gets out a mat and we both stand on it, facing each other.)

Me: OK, Lynn, don’t forget, I’m older than you, so be careful.

Lynn: Oh please, I took down both of my parents one time.

(This makes me a little nervous, but decide to go through with it. Lynn throws the first punch. But I block it. She starts throwing several more punches but I block each and every one. The she starts kicking and I block them as well. Then I throw a punch to Lynn and she actually feels it, then I move behind Lynn,grab her arms and slam her to the ground. Lynn doesn’t get up for a minute, and I look worried.)

Me: (worried) Oh my gosh! Lynn, are you OK?

(Lynn opens her eyes)

Lynn: That… Was… AWESOME!!! (jumps up) Wow, that was so cool! You just blocked all of my blows! How’d you know what I was going to do?!

Lincoln: Oh great! Now hes better at fighting than me! So I guess Lynn doesnt need me either too!

Luan: For the last time, none of this is real!

Lucy: And to be fair, in this story, youre no better. You even hugged him yourself and said hes the best. Wonder how Clyde would react.

[Lincoln goes silent now]

Me: Lincoln taught me all of your moves, he taught me what to do when sparring you.

[Lincoln feels admired by this statement and smiles smugly]

Lincoln: Well, I am a good fighter after all.

Leni: Lincoln...

Luan: Youre such a hypocrite!

Lisa: A moment ago you were raging about how this kid is stealing us from you, but since he complimented you and gave you praise, now you like him.

Lucy: Thats low.