Tripped!/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Tripped!".

Act 1
''[In Rita and Lynn Sr.'s bedroom, the family is counting all of their money in the family jug of change. Lynn Sr. is tossing in coins as his family counts.]'' Loud Family: "1,797, 1,798, 1,799... 1,800!" Lynn Sr.: "There it is, gang! 1,800 smackeroonies of the savings jug! And you know what that means!" Loud Family: [Singing while dancing in a conga line that carries throughout the house] "♫ We're going on Vacation! We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation! ♫" Lincoln: [To the viewers]  "This is a big moment for the Louds. We're finally taking a real family vacation! Not an overnight at Aunt Ruth's, or a campout in the church parking lot. A vacation vacation! But getting here wasn't easy." [Flashback to Lana on the lemonade stand, and Lola standing on the barrel box.] Lincoln: [narrating] "In a family this big, a vacation costs a lot of money." Lola: [on a megaphone] "Line up for lemonade!" Lincoln: [narrating] "So we all had to do our part." Woman: [walks by] "Oh, no thank you." Lola: [goes after her] "I said... [on the megaphone again] ...line, up, for, LEMONADE!!!" Woman: [runs back, scared] "I'll take 5." ''[She holds up her money and Lana makes 5 cups of lemonade. Lana and Lola put their contribution into the jug. Another flashback shows Luna playing her guitar.]'' Luna: [singing] 🎵 So many places I wanna go, but I'd never get anywhere, without some dough!🎵 Mr. Grouse: "Hey, Loud! I'll pay ya just to stop making that horrible racket!" Luna: [puts her guitar away] "Whatever works, dude. Vacation, all I ever wanted." ''[Luna puts her contribution into the jug. Another flashback. At the IT offices, there's a line of food trucks. Lori is shown to be in a food truck named "Rock Taco", taking orders.]'' Lori: "Got it. Dad, I need 3 more Lynn-sagnas, two with extra sauce." ''[Lynn Sr. is shown to be in the kitchen, making the orders. However, he's pretty packed up.] Lynn Sr.: [overworked]'' "Honey, please discourage special orders. I'm backed up in here." [Lori and Lynn Sr. dump their contribution into the jug, Lynn Sr. notices something] Lynn Sr.: "Oops! That was a mushroom." ''[Another flashback. It's 8:31 PM at Rita's dentist and Rita is working on the woman from the lemonade stand's teeth. She gets tired and falls asleep]''

Woman: "Hey!" [wakes Rita up with a water tool]

Rita: [wakes up] "Oh! Sorry! I've been working a lot of overtime lately."

''[Rita puts her contribution in the jug. She notices something]''

Rita: "Whoops! That was a molar."

[Another flashback shows Leni running a fashion advice stand and is giving advice to Jancey Yates]

Leni: "Cinch that with a belt!"

[Jancey puts a coin in Leni's cup, and walks away, while the woman from the lemonade stand, and the dentist office walks up.]

Leni: "Live on the edge with a polka-dot skirt."

[She puts a coin in Leni's cup and walks away.]

Leni: [clearly disgusted by her next customer] Ugh, no, no. What did I tell you about wearing sock with sandals?"

[It's revealed that the customer is Mr. Grouse, who's wearing red shorts, and socks with sandals.]

Mr. Grouse: [sighs as he puts a bunch of coins in Leni's cup] "Oh, only if they're colorful or ironic."

''[Leni puts her contribution in the jug. Another flashback shows Lynn on a snowy winter day knocking on someone's door carrying a snow shovel.]'' Lynn: "All done, Mrs. Parker!" [It reveals that Lynn shoveled Mrs. Parker's walkway and the walkway next to it.] "I also do furniture moving and jar opening. Keep it in mind."

Mrs. Parker: "Oh, it's my lucky day! I dropped a jar of pickles under the sofa."

''[Lynn puts her contribution in the jug. Another flashback shows Luan entertaining at a child's birthday party as a clown. She rolls up her sleeves and pulls out a penny from behind a boy's ear, then another one, then several more after that and the children cheer. She later puts her contribution in the jug out of her ear. Another flashback shows Lucy serving a funeral with four little kids in a bathroom.]''

Lucy: "Dearly beloved, we gather today to say goodbye to Dorothy. She lived life to the fullest, whether she was swimming around in her castle, blowing bubbles, or eating rocks. Turns out that last part wasn't the best idea." [flushes Dorothy down the toilet and hands a little girl a tissue]

Little Girl: "Thank you. That was a beautiful service." [gives Lucy a sack of cash]

''[Lucy puts her contribution in the jug. Another flashback shows Lincoln delivering newspapers, he throws one and it hits the top of a car, which triggers the alarm to go off. He throws another one and it scares a cat, who dives into the bushes, and crahses through a window. Lincoln puts his contribution in the jug, and then realizes his pockets are empty. Another flashback shows Lily as a DJ and Lisa breakdancing at the Royal Woods Mall. Scoots comes by and tosses a few coins.]''

Scoots: Slay all day, girl! Woo!

''[Lisa and Lily put their contribution in the jug. End of flashbacks as it cuts back to outside the Loud House]'' Lincoln: "Thanks to all our hard work, we saved enough money for a week at the Weeping Willow Resort & Lodge on Lake Michigan! We're talking bumper boats, horseback riding, and 26 flavors of fudge!" [catches up with his family who are still doing the conga.] Loud Family: "♫ We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation! We're going- ♫" Mr. Grouse: [offscreen] "Hey, Louds! I'll pay you again to knock off that racket!" Lynn: "We already have enough money!" Luna: [nudges Lynn] "Hello? Road snacks?"

[Cuts to the next day; Lynn Sr. putting suitcases on top of Vanzilla]

Lori: Anyone want a low-cal bean chip? Lucy: Vomit. Lori: They're delicious. And supes high fiber. [Farts] Lisa: Yes, apparently. Lori: It was the seat! See? [Gas scent comes out of Lori's seat.] Siblings, except Lori: [Groan in disgust] Lori: Well, it's not doing it. ''[The gas scent goes all over Vanzilla. Lincoln and Lucy groan in disgust]'' Luan: Suffocating! Lola: [Coughs] Ack! Lynn Sr.: Be strong, kids! No windows! [Gas scent goes into the front seat] Oh, it's in my mouth! [Lynn Sr. opens up the window and everyone inhaled deeply, except Lori.]

Rita: "Who's ready for lunch?" Siblings: "Me! Me! Me! Me!" Rita: "Honey, let's start looking for a good picnic spot." Lynn Sr.: "No time! We're behind schedule. We'll have to eat in the car." Lynn: [Finds sandwiches inside a basket] "I got this! Sammies coming your way! Think fast!"  [throws them to her other siblings] Lola: [Gets hit by sandwich] "Watch it!" [Eats sandwich] Lori: [Gets hit by sandwich] "Ow!" [Eats sandwich] Luna: [Gets hit by sandwich] "Not so hard, dude!" [Eats sandwich] Lincoln: [Misses sandwich] "I can't catch!" ''[The kids and parents have finished eating their sandwiches. Rita crumbles up her wrapper]'' Rita: "Those egg salad sandwiches were delicious, honey. Thanks for making them." Leni: "You're totes welcome, Mom!" Lynn: "Trash back here!" [Luan, Lisa and Lincoln try to throw the wrappers in the bag] Luan: "Whoops!" Lisa: "Sorry." Lincoln: "I can't throw, either." Lynn: [Gives them a thumbs down] "Weak!" ''[Luna's stomach growls. Her face turns green and starts to feel nauseous. She takes her headphones off.]'' Luna: "Whoa, guys, are you feeling alright? I'm not feeling too good myself." [The other siblings get nauseous as well, except Leni and Lily.] Lori: "Leni, what exactly did you put in those sandwiches?" Leni: "I can't remember. I made them weeks ago." Lincoln: "Leni!" Lucy: "What?" Luan: "That can't be good." Leni: "Well, I was so excited for the trip that I wanted to get a head start!" Siblings: [Groaning] Lincoln: "Uh-oh. I think I'm gonna barf." Lisa: "I second that!" Luna: "Puke fest!" Lori: "Pull over, Dad!" Lynn Sr.: "No time! Use a bag!" Rita: "Lynn!" Lynn Sr.: "Ok, ok!" ''[Lynn Sr. stops the van on the gas station. The Loud Family starts puking in the bathrooms and outside the bathrooms. Cut back to The Loud Family in the van.]'' Lori: "Leni, you're off lunch duty until further notice." Lisa: "Yeah, let's just round that up to 'forever'."

Lynn Sr.: "Okay, gang. Let's get back on the road." [The family notice that Vanzilla is not there]  Rita: [gasps] "Where's Vanzilla?!" ''[Rita's question has been answered when they see Vanzilla on the car carrier and is driving off past them. The family screams in horror and run off after the car carrier.]'' Lynn Sr.: "Ah, you can't take my girl!" Luan: "No! That's our car!" Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Well, there goes our vacation." [End of Act 1]

Act 2
''[With their mode of transportation gone, we find the Loud Family sitting on a curb near a local gas station. Lynn Sr. just hanged up the payphone.]'' Lynn Sr.: "Okay, everyone. I called the police and they're gonna try to track down Vanzilla." Lincoln: "I can't believe we're gonna miss out on the bumper boats." Lori: "And the horseback riding." Lola: "And the fudge!"

Lynn Sr.: Too soon honey. ''[The Loud Family sit on the ground. Lana's stomach grumbles.]'' Lana: Excuse me, guys. I gotta lighten the mood. [Walks in bushes]