User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: The Green House

Linc's class had to go green to save a polar bear.

They said, "Lincoln, if you don't improve, then, I fear,

You'll be an outcast and we will all fail."

Lincoln was challenged, but he didn't bail.

The reason why Lincoln's house wasn't so green,

Was because Lori had more than one small machine,

Leni ran the water and Luna slammed the door,

To the garage over and over, and what was more,

She had too many speakers and Luan baked some pie,

An awful lot just to throw in her eye.

Lynn froze a pool with the freezer for sport,

And pale little Lucy, I'm afraid to report,

Used too many spray cans and Lana used coal,

To power up her furnace. Warming pets was her goal.

Lola had a car and Lisa used lots of power,

And Lily used diapers. The future looked sour,

Especially when they said, "We won't go green!",

But Lincoln said, "But to this guy, it's mean!",

And he showed them the polar bear, making them cry.

That's when they agreed, but it made them sigh.

Lincoln said, "Why not write Bobby a letter?

It uses less power, so it is better."

Lori was mad but she gave it a go.

Linc said, "Lana, you're warm-blooded, y'know!",

And dressed her in a parka so El Diablo and Izzy,

Could hide in there to keep the furnace less busy.

Linc then decided to use Lily's waste,

To power Lisa's machines and he went on with haste,

Into the bathroom and he said to Leni,

"Try using moist wipes, instead of showering many,

Times." She was reluctant, but for the polar bear's fate,

She decided to do it so it wasn't too late.

Lincoln went on to Luan and said, "Why,

Don't you use banana peels instead of so much pie?".

Luan said, "That's a cliche", but when Linc slipped on one,

She said, "I see the a-peel!", a classic Luan pun.

He gave Lucy shades to use instead of her spray,

And took away Luna's speakers and said, "Bottles should be OK."

He took away the freezer and made Lynn surf instead.

He gave Lola a sail. "Almost there," Lincoln said.

He dumped the devices into his room,

And said, "Finally, this isn't a place of green doom."

But then Clyde wanted to play a video game.

How was Linc to do that and keep the footprint the same?

He decided to compensate by turning off the TV,

(Trading one use of power for another, you see).

Clyde came around 'cause his power was out.

Linc said a gross rhyme to Lola which made the girl doubt.

He got rid of the AC from Luna and Luan,

And to make up for that he gave them both a fan.

He gave Lynn Sr. a skateboard to use instead of the car,

And two boys from Linc's class said, "Can we play? We are,

In the green too and it'd use too much power."

But Lincoln did not cry or give up or cower.

He got rid of the fridge but they turned on the AC.

Linc's situation was a bad one to be.

He turned off the lights and threw the laundry away,

But all of his sisters had something to say.

They were wearing sacks and bandages and they all smelt bad.

Their hair was a mess and they were all mad.

They said, "How can you play games and leave us like this?!

Do you not care about your every sis?

You can't convince us by pointing out the bear!",

And they all left. Lincoln said, "I don't fear,

Being an outcast. I should do my part."

So while all of the sisters began to start,

Doing their usual, Linc powered the place,

By using a bike. He got a sweaty face,

So the next day at school, he was dirty and smelt bad,

But he cleaned himself with the wet wipes he had.