User blog:007Jamesdean/Stellar Babysitting

It starts with us waking up In Lincoln & Linka's room.

Lincoln: (Yawns) Ah, Sunday Mornings. My homework's done, my chores are complete and I'm looking forward to a whole day of freedom!

Linka: Whoo! Me too Linc.

Janeen: This is gonna be fun!

Lilly: You said it.

Me: Can't wait buddy!

Rachel: Me too!

We start dancing.

Rita: (Offscreen) Rise and Shine Kids! We're going to Aunt Ruth's today. YAAAYY!!!

Me: It's that time again.

Lincoln: Yep.

Me: Lets see who will be babysitting today.

I spin my daughter wheel and it landed on Nicole.

Varie: Nicole is babysitting today.

Rachel: What is this all for?

Me: Oh that's right you don't know about this Rach.

Janeen: It's a special plan J.D. formed for when it's time for Aunt Ruth to come.

Me: That's right you don't know. Lincoln will explain it.

Lincoln: "That's right guys. Visits to Mom's aunt are torture."

Rachel: Why do you say that Lincoln?

Me: Their Aunt Ruth is Albert's sister and she's a major league slob. She's what I call the personification of the Cardinal Sin of Sloth.

[A montage of all the things they do at Aunt Ruth's is shown.]

Lincoln: "She makes us look at a million pictures of her cats."

Me: She has thousands of pictures of her cats from her travels from around the world and we get bored out of our skulls from having to see them.

Ruth: "Here's Mittens in Egypt. We were going to visit the pyramids, but Mittens hates the heat." [cuddles Mittens]"Don't you, baby?"

[Cut to them eating something questionable.]

Lincoln: "She feeds us gross food."

Me: The Food is over 60 years old and it's a miracle they all haven't gotten botulism from it.

Lori: "Ew. When was this pudding made?"

Lisa: [examining the can] "Seeing as this flag on the label only has 48 stars..."

[Cut to Lincoln cleaning out the cats' litter box.]

Lincoln: "And she always singles me out to do special chores."

Me: Because of Aunt Ruth's cats, he has to clean out all of her litterboxes.

Ruth: "And when you're done scooping, you can start rubbing these bunions. Don't forget my extra toe!"

[A sixth toe protrudes from her left foot.]

'''Me: Aunt Ruth even has a sixth toe on her left foot. That's either from a birth defect or something else. It's really repulsive.'''

[Lincoln cringes in disgust.]

Lana: [disappointed] "Lucky."

Lincoln: "The only Louds who got to skip out on Aunt Ruth's are Lily and Dad."

''[Lily pulls on one of Ruth's cats' tails. End montage.]''

Lincoln: Aunt Ruth doesn't trust Lily around her cats. So Dad stayed home and babysits her.

Me: And that's when I created this babysitting plan. One of us will babysit some of the Loud Siblings and while the rest go to Aunt Ruth. Luan, Laney and Lily stay back because Luan doesn't like it and Lily can't be trusted. Lana is the only one that likes going to Aunt Ruth's.

Rachel: Oh that's awesome! But going to Aunt Ruth must be a nightmare.

Me: It is Rach. It's so bad that even I would consider it as a form of Capital Punishment.

Varie: That's right.

Rachel: Wow! That's awful. I want to stay back to see this plan in action.

Me: Okay. And Lori, Luna, Sam, Luan, Shannon, Lincoln, Linka, Girl Jordan, Janeen, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lila, Janeen, Penny, Lisa and Lily are staying with Nicole.

Rachel: Right on!

At the front door everyone but Rachel and the aforementioned siblings are loading into the van.

Me: You know what to do right Nicole?

Nicole: I sure do dad. I've learned alot from my siblings and you.

Me: I had a feeling you would.

Lynn Sr.: If I have to see that extra toe so help me...

Everyone left.

Lincoln: This is gonna be awesome!

Lola: It sure is Linky.

Lila: It's confusing for me because of being a fusion of the twins.

Nicole: I know Lila.

A knock on the door was heard and Nicole answered it. It was Eddy. As usual. And Edd was with him.

Eddy: Hey Nicole.

Nicole: Oh hello Eddy. Hey Double D.

Edd: Hello Nicole.

Luan: Hey my king of comedy.

Eddy: Hey my Angel Queen of Comedy.

They kissed.

Linka: Hey Double D.

Edd: Oh hello Linka.

They kissed.

Nicole: Okay it's time for our first activity. Adventure Fun.

Lana: Awesome!

Lincoln: That's a fun game Nicole.

In the Simulator, Nicole was setting everything up.

Nicole: I have just the adventure for Janeen and Lana.

Janeen: Awesome!

Lana: Lets go!

They went into the simulator and it activated. Lana looked around and they were on a planet she knows.

Lana: Awesome! We're in the movie Treasure Planet!

Janeen: What's that movie about?

Lana: It's a science fiction version of the book Treasure Island.

Janeen: Oh wow! I read that book and it's awesome!

Lana: Lets go Janeen.

They went into the jungle and they saw some pirates.

Janeen: Pirates. Lets get them!

Lana: Right.

They pulverized the pirates into dust and knocked them out.

Jim: That was cool! Thanks.

Lana: You're welcome. My name's Lana Loud and I'm from Earth.

Janeen: And my name is Janeen Aran. I'm from Earth but I'm a Jovian-Human Hybrid.

Jim: Pleasure to meet you both. I'm Jim Hawkins. I'm trying to find the treasure.

Lana: Lets help you out.

Jim: Sure.

Lana saw a hole in the ground and she told Jim to put the map he had in there. He did so and a holographic orb appeared and then golden beams of light converged and shot up at the edge of the cliff and formed into a triangular portal.

Lana: Oh wow!

Jim: The Lagoon Nebula?

Janeen: That's 6,000 light-years away from Earth in the constellation of Sagittarius the Archer.

Lana: That is so cool!

CONTROL ROOM

Nicole: That is so cool!

Lola: I remember seeing this part of Treasure Planet. That was so cool!

Lisa: Treasure Planet was an awesome movie. Science-fiction but a truly interesting masterpiece.

Laney: It sure was.

Lucy: It was an amazing movie even though I only like vampires.

Lori: It literally was a great movie.

SIMULATOR

Jim pressed a button on the hologram orb.

Jim: A big door...

The portal changed to another location. It was the Planet Chyar.

The Planet Chyar is a gas giant planet located 82,000 light-years away from Earth. The cities in the clouds are made of crystals and they float above the clouds. The planet is 45 million kilometers or 27,961,703 miles in diameter and the natives are very friendly.

Jim: ...opening and closing.

Lana: That is so cool!

Janeen: It sure is.

Jim pressed another button and it changed to another location. It was the Planet Taypora.

The Planet Taypora is a desert mining planet located in the Cigar Galaxy 12 million light-years away from Earth. The planet mines gold, silver, gems and other metals.

Janeen: I've never seen planets like these before.

Lana: Me neither.

Jim: These are cool planets. (Looks at the orb) Lets see. Kinapis. (Sees another location. One that he knows) Montressor Spaceport.

He pressed it and the portal changed to his home planet, Planet Montressor.

Planet Montressor is a futuristic planet located 34,000 light-years away from Earth and is home to numerous species from across the galaxy. It serves as an intergalactic shipping port for many planets across the universe.

Janeen: That is amazing.

Lana: It sure is.

Jim: Yeah. So that's how Flint did it. He used this portal to roam the Universe stealing treasure.

CONTROL ROOM

Lori: That is literally amazing.

Rachel: I can't believe that there are that many planets in the universe and it's all just absolutely amazing.

Lisa: It sure is Rachel.

Nicole: I've been to these planets over the years in the future. It's incredible.

Lincoln: It sure is.

SIMULATOR

Janeen: Where did he put the treasure?

Jim: Lets see.

Jim pushed some buttons and they saw numerous planets. They saw the storm planet Xaikora.

Planet Xaikora is a gas giant planet located in the Sombrero Galaxy 31 million light-years from Earth. It orbits a Black Dwarf Star (Dead Star) and is home to living ball lightning creatures called Xaikoran Lightning Sprites. The planet is 13 times larger than Jupiter.

The portal opened up to the island planet Ziphorma.

Planet Ziphorma is an ocean planet with a very unusual oceanscape. The cities are actually giant hollow domes and in them are aqua people. The domes on the outside look like islands. The planet orbits a Red Dwarf Star and lives in the Black Eye Galaxy, 24 million light-years away from Earth.

The portal changed to the rocky planet Uintahzia.

Planet Uintahzia is a rocky planet located in the Andromeda Galaxy 2.3 million light-years away from Earth. 15% of the planetary structure was blasted to space dust millions of years ago by an asteroid that slammed into the planet. The creatures on the planet are predatory.

The portal then changed into the futuristic city planet Qintorakin.

Planet Qintorakin is an advanced city planet located in the Sombrero Galaxy. The planet is many years more advanced than Earth. The population is 200 trillion people.

Janeen: This is all amazing. I can't believe that there are so many planets.

Lana: And all these planets are the ones that Captain Flint stole treasure from over the years.

B.E.N.: Treasure. Treasure. It's buried in the...

Jim: Buried in the Centroid of the mechanism. Wha. What if the whole planet is the mechanism? Then the treasure is buried in the center of this planet.

Lana: I remember that.

Lana pressed a small button in the middle of the planet on the hologram and the portal opened up and revealed the center of the planet. They went through the portal accidentally triggered an alarm by passing through a laser system. In the core of the planet they saw that the center of the planet was really where Flint stored the treasure. It was completely covered with gold, jewels, and so much treasure that it defies all description.

Janeen: Whoa!

Lana: The Loot of 1,000 Worlds!

Jim: Incredible!

They went out and got alot of treasure and it was all worth a huge amount of money that would make any planet the richest planet in the universe. Lana and Janeen beamed half of the treasure to Earth and gave half of it to Jim and his family.

Jim and B.E.N. were on another boat and they saw the skeletal remains of Captain Flint.

Jim: Captain Flint?

B.E.N.: In the flesh.

Janeen and Lana jumped onto the boat.

Lana: Whoa! Looks like hes been here for a long time.

Janeen: He sure has.

CONTROL ROOM

Lucy: Wicked.

Shannon: Captain Flint was there for years. It's hard to imagine that he would steal all that treasure over all that time.

Lily: That's amazing Shannon. I can't believe that he has stolen all that treasure. He was really nefarious.

Nicole: He sure was.

SIMULATOR

Lana: It's Captain Flint.

Janeen: He looks like he was here for quite some time.

Jim: He sure was.

Lana noticed something in Flint's claws.

Lana: There's something in his claw.

Lana pulled it out and it looked like a circuit of some kind.

Jim saw a missing piece from B.E.N. and he put the two together.

Lana: I think this is B.E.N.'s mind piece. Here Jim.

Jim: You're right Lana.

She handed it to Jim and he put it back and B.E.N.'s memories were restored.

B.E.N.: Whoa! Hello. You uh Jimmy I was just thinking. (Realizes something) It's all coming back! All my memories! Right up to the point where Flint pulled my memory circuit so I can never tell anyone about his booby trap!

An explosion was heard.

B.E.N.: Speaking of which.

They saw a structure explode and knew that it spelled trouble.

B.E.N.: Flint wanted to make sure that nobody could ever steal his treasure. So he rigged this whole planet to blow HIGHER THAN A KALEPSIAN KITE!

Janeen: We got to get out of here!

Lana: Lets go!

They boarded the Legacy and changed the portal to the Spaceport and with just enough time to spare, Lana beamed the portal to Earth so we can put it to good use.

The planet exploded after doing so.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They all cheered wildly.

In the control room they all cheered too.

Jim redeemed himself and did a great deed for his family.

The exercise ended and they went outside.

Nicole: Great job guys! Well done!

Lana: Thanks Nicole.

Janeen: That was awesome!

Nicole: It sure was. (Looks at her watch) We still have time for 3 more adventures. I'll do this one. I have just the scenario in mind. We haven't done this one in a while.

WARNING: This part is gruesome so read at your own risk.

Nicole went in and the Simulator activated. She found herself at the Final Valley and Naruto was fighting Sasuke to try and convince him to come back home.

Nicole: Looks like I arrived just in time.

Sasuke had grabbed Naruto by the neck and was about to stab him with a Chidori.

Sasuke: Sorry you wretched loser but this is as far as you go. Die and burn in Hell.

Nicole: Oh no you don't!

Nicole flew to Sasuke at a blazing speed and kicked him in the face with devastating force and sent him crashing into the cliff.

KRABLAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke got up and he was in his level 1 Curse Mark state and he saw Nicole standing next to Naruto.

Sasuke: You wretched girl! This wasn't any of your business!

Nicole: I just made it my business.

Sasuke: You think you have what it takes to challenge an elite?

Nicole: I don't think I know. And another thing, you are no elite. You're just an arrogant little punk that cares about nothing more than himself and your clan got what they deserved. You're all nothing more than a bunch of evil, selfish, traitorous thieves and they deserve only eternal damnation in the darkness of Hell.

When Sasuke heard that he was infuriated.

Sasuke: You wretch! How dare you talk about the Uchiha that way!?

Nicole: I can talk about them however I want. I will never forgive you for everything you've done. Now you will face my true power!

(Gohan's Anger theme plays)

Nicole: HAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

Her power flared up and purple lightning flickered around her and her hair turned black and her aura flared up to an incredible intensity. Her wings were spread and they had purple fire around them. The ground was shaking violently and lightning was striking everywhere as her power was rising dramatically at an accelerated rate. Then she released the full extent of her power.

Nicole: HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A massive and blinding flash of purple light illuminated the area and could be seen for miles. Kakashi was dashing to the Final Valley when he saw the light and he was blown back by it's enormous power. Everyone in the Leaf saw it and the level of power they felt was incredible.

When the light faded Nicole was in her Super Angel 10,000 form. Sasuke was shaking in a mixture of fear, rage and jealousy at the sheer level of power Nicole had.

Sasuke: What are you!?

Nicole: Your worst nightmare.

Nicole kicked Sasuke in the face without warning and sent him crashing through the cliff.

CRAAASHHH!!!!!!!

Sasuke was holding his face in pain and he got up a few seconds later and Nicole kicked him in the stomach and dealt him multiple punches to his stomach, face, back and chest with extreme ferocity and viciousness. Sasuke belched up a huge amount of blood and Nicole punched him in the face again and sent him crashing into the statue of Madara Uchiha and it collapsed onto him.

Sasuke exploded out of the rubble and he was broken, battered and bruised. He was in a lot of pain but he was really tough. He was enraged that he was losing.

Sasuke: WHY!? WHY CAN'T I WIN!? I SHOULD HAVE THIS POWER! I'M A SHINOBI THAT DESERVES EVERYTHING! I'M AN UCHIHA! THE STRONGEST CLAN IN THE WORLD!

Nicole: That's funny. I've killed many Uchiha and sent them all off to Hell and my power made them all look like ants compared to it.

Sasuke: (Enraged) WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Nicole: You heard me. Or is your brain dead from all that talk about power?

Sasuke: You're a monster! You are no Shinobi and you don't deserve anything!

Nicole: You act like you know the Shinobi deep down. But you're knowledge is dangerously lacking. We shinobi fight to protect our love ones and protect the village we came from.

Sasuke: That's all empty words and the Uchiha is the supreme clan!

Sasuke got up and he fired his Fire Style: Fireball at Nicole.

Nicole deflected the fireball away and it exploded on a nearby cliff.

KABOOM!

Nicole: I'm sick of playing games with you Sasuke!

Nicole fired a shockwave at Sasuke and it blew him into the rubble of the statue. As Naruto was floating in the lake he suddenly felt a tremendous surge of power flowing into him. He woke up and was suddenly enveloped in a blinding white light and a massive vortex of stars and cosmic energy formed and shot up high into the sky with incredible speed. The cosmic energy vortex went all the way up into the deepest reaches of space and became a huge Cosmic Owl and Naruto's power was rising at an exponential rate. Cosmic Energy from all over the universe was flooding into him at an incredible rate and so did the energy from the explosions of stars and galaxies. Naruto's energy levels were rising at an accelerated rate as a result. The Owl went back into Naruto and the vortex became a dome and when it faded he was forever changed. He now had a black and purple sleeveless gi with the kanji for Star  on his back. There was an owl below that. He had purple angel wings, his eyes were now yellow and slit and he had a star on his headband with the Leaf symbol in the middle. He had purple fox ears. His pants were black and he had 9 purple flaming fox tails and black sandals. He also had a sword him his left hip.

Naruto: Now it's personal. He flew off.

Nicole had Sasuke beat. He then transformed into his Level 2 Curse Mark form.

Nicole: You are one ugly freak of nature.

Sasuke: (Laughing insanely) I will enjoy this!

Naruto swooped in out of nowhere and slashed his hand wings off.

Sasuke screamed in excruciating pain.

Naruto: That's for my mom and dad.

Sasuke got up and he saw Naruto.

Sasuke: What!? It's not possible! You were beaten!

Naruto: You clan will pay for killing my family and we'll make sure that we send you off to Hell personally!

Kakashi resumed his dash towards the valley when he sensed Naruto's chakra.

Kakashi: (Gasp) Whoa! All that Chakra is coming from Naruto! Incredible!

In the Leaf, Sakura felt the enormous power of Naruto.

Sakura: What!? Naruto's emitting all that power? How is that possible?

Suddenly she felt an enormous surge of power and she was enveloped in a blinding white light and suddenly a huge vortex of fire appeared around her and shot up high into the sky. Out in space is took the form of a huge phoenix and her power was skyrocketing at an accelerated rate. It drew in the powerful energies from stars all over the universe and solar fire from stars were pouring into the phoenix. Increasing her power at an accelerated rate. The phoenix went back and Sakura was standing in a ring of fire and she was forever changed. She had phoenix angel wings, sleeveless battle dress, red shorts and red sandals. Her eyes were now orange instead of green and she had a sword on her legt hip.

Sakura: Now it's time to make Sasuke pay for everything he and his family did.

She flew off towards the Final Valley at a blinding speed.

Back in the fight Sasuke was completely outclassed by the sheer ferocity of Nicole and Naruto's power. He was totally outmatched. He was getting madder and madder by the second.

Naruto: It's over Sasuke. You will never terrorize my family again.

Sasuke: I won't stop until you're dead you loser!

Suddenly Sakura appeared out of nowhere and she punched Sasuke in the face with devastating force and sent him crashing through the cliff again.

CRAAASSSSHHH!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke got up and he was on his last legs.

Nicole: It's over Sasuke. You and your clan are not welcome here.

Sasuke: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!

Nicole: Tell that to your family when you see them in Hell.

Sasuke charged up his Chidori to maximum power and it became black.

Nicole: Lets see how you like this. (Cups hands to the side) KAAA!!!! MEEE!!!! HAAA!!!! MEEE!!!!

He charged toward Nicole.

Nicole: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole fired her blast and Sasuke kept charging. He then jabbed the blast and it exploded in his face with incredible power.

KRAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

The explosion was so powerful and so devastating that it completely destroyed the entire Final Valley and set everything in the area on fire.

The shockwave from the explosion blew Kakashi through a bunch of trees and he was knocked out.

When the smoke cleared Sasuke was on the ground and he was half of what he was.

Sasuke's legs and lower half of his body were completely blown to pieces and his intestines and internal organs were hanging out as blood was pouring out of him. He was badly burned all over and a portion of his chest was blown apart and his evil black heart was exposed to the open. His right arm was blown off and his face was burned and his head was blown open with his brain exposed.

Naruto: Geez! That explosion blew him to pieces. Literally.

Sakura: It sure did.

Nicole: No kidding. It's over Sasuke. Though you brought all this on yourself, it's a shame that your life has to end like this in such a painful and miserable way.

Sasuke was only given minutes to live and his energy was fading fast.

Naruto: We tried to help you and be your friends and comrades  Sasuke. But you wouldn't let us.

Sakura: And now you will have to share the fate of the entirety of the Uchiha Clan which your brother killed.

Nicole walked up to him and ripped his headband off.

Nicole: You don't deserve to wear this.

Nicole also took away his Sharingan and jutsu and made them her own.

They started to walk away.

Sasuke: (Coughing) I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!

Their auras flared up and got stronger.

Nicole: We're tired of fighting you. We're going home. Goodbye Sasuke and may God have mercy on your worthless soul.

Naruto: You will burn in Hell for your crimes the crimes your family has done. People like you deserve to be damned.

And with that Sasuke died on the spot. Nicole fired an energy blast and obliterated him in an instant.

They went back to the Leaf. They revealed everything to Lady Tsunade. The corrupted civilian council was executed and the elders were executed for high treason.

Nicole merged the Leaf with the Leaf in our dimension.

Nicole left the Simulator and everyone cheered wildly.

Lincoln: Nicole that was awesome!

Nicole: Thanks guys.

Sam: I want to do an adventure.

Nicole: Okay Sam. We have time for 2 more adventures.

Sam went into the Simulator.

The Simulator activated and Sam found herself in Springfield, Oregon before it was blown up.

Sam: So this is what Springfield was like before we destroyed it. I can't believe a town like this could be that dysfunctional.

Sam walked around and she saw the stores. She saw The Android's Dungeon and Baseball card shop and went in.

Sam: Interesting assortment of comics.

She saw Comic Book Guy, one of the biggest jerks in all of cartoon animation.

Sam: You must be Jeff Albertson.

Comic Book Guy: That's right and you are one of the lamest hair styles for a girl.

Sam: That's big talk coming from a big fat guy that drowns himself in junk food and is a lazy inconsiderate jerk that thinks he's better than everyone else here and in the comic book world.

BURN!

Comic Book Guy: You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that.

Sam: People like you deserve it lard head.

Comic Book Guy: Oh I'll show you! (Pulls out a real working lightsaber) This is a real lightsaber.

He ignited it and Sam kicked it out of his hand and caught it.

Sam: Nice try. Jerk.

She left.

Sam: Lets see what else is here.

Sam saw Moe's Tavern and went in.

Moe: Welcome to Moe's Tavern.

Sam: Thanks.

Moe: So what can I get you.

Sam: Water please.

Moe: Sure.

Moe handed her a glass of water and she drank it.

Sam: Thank you.

CONTROL ROOM.

Nicole: Springfield sounded like it was a mean town.

Rachel: I heard you guys blew it up.

Lincoln: We sure did Rachel.

Bart came in.

Bart: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Nicole: Oh hey Bart. Sam is in the Simulator doing an exercise.

Lincoln: She's in Springfield before we blew it up.

Bart: Wow! That's cool. She's in Moe's Tavern. That was one of my favorite things there.

Linka: What was that Bart?

Bart: I would always do these silly prank calls to Moe and he would threaten me after everyone laughed at him.

Nicole: Could you show us how you did it?

Bart: Sure.

Nicole handed Bart her cell phone and he dialed a number.

SIMULATOR

The phone rang.

Moe: (Answers it) Moe's Tavern?

Bart: (From the Control Room) Is Seymour there? Last name Butts.

Moe: Just a sec. (To everyone there) Is there a Butts here? Seymour Butts? Hey everybody! I want to see more butts!

Everyone laughed at him and Sam snickered.

Sam: (In Her Head) That was really funny.

Everyone was laughing in the control room.

Moe: Listen you little scum sucking pussbucket! When I get my hands on you I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew! (Hangs up)

Sam: Thanks for the drink Moe.

Moe: Oh you're welcome.

Sam left.

CONTROL ROOM

They were all laughing and rolling on the floor.

Nicole: That was too funny!

Lincoln: Bart you were hilarious!

Bart: Thank you Lincoln. That was funny.

Rachel: Did Moe ever figure out it was you before Springfield was blown up?

Bart: No he didn't thankfully.

Laney: I guess he had a phone with no Caller ID.

Lola: That's probably the case.

Luan: He sure is a Phoney man! (Laughs) Get it?

Eddy, Nicole, Rachel and Bart laughed.

Bart: That was a good one Luan.

Eddy: It sure was.

SIMULATOR

Sam was walking and she saw Barney Gumble and he belched.

Sam: Excuse you Mister.

Barney: Sorry. I love getting drunk.

He drank a bottle and Sam pulled out a gun and shot the bottle and it shattered.

BANG!

Sam: (Blows the smoke out) Nobody should ever drink that much.

Barney: Wow! Great shot.

She walked and saw the Qwik E Mart being robbed by Snake Jailbird.

Sam: Uh oh!

Sam bursted in through the ceiling and kicked the gun out of his hand and kicked him in the face. Knocking him out.

Apu: (Indian Accent) Oh. Thank you miss for saving my store.

Sam: You're welcome. Just passing by and doing what was needed.

Apu called the police and Snake was arrested again.

Chief Wiggum: Snake Jailbird, you're under arrest.

Sam was then walking by the elementary school.

Sam: The Elementary School. Lets check this place out.

Sam went into the school.

Sam: Nice place.

She walked down the hall and saw 4 big kids beating up a kid. It was Jimbo Jones, Dolph Starbeam, Kearney Zzyzwicz and Nelson Muntz.

Sam: That's one thing I will never stand.

She ran and mercilessly kicked their butts.

The fight was so brutal that the outside of the school was shown as it went on.

Back in the school, Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney and Nelson were pulverized to within an inch of their lives and were on the floor a broken, battered and beatened mess.

Sam: If there's one thing I don't like more than anything else it's bullies that torment people for their own sick pleasure.

The kids cheered wildly for Sam.

She waved as a way to accept thanks. She found a woman with brown hair in a green jacket grading papers and she looked depressed. It was Ms. Edna Krabappel.

Sam went in and Edna saw her.

Ms. Krabappel: Oh hello. What can I do for you?

Sam: Yes My name is Sam Sharp Loud and I want to ask you a couple of questions.

Ms. Krabappel: Pleasure to meet you Sam. My name is Edna Krabappel.

Sam: Pleasure to meet you. First what is your relationship with Bart Simpson?

TBC Storm.