User blog:Beastie101/Boarding School Lola

[The family is eating breakfast. Lola is complaining about wanting cupcakes rather than toast]

Lola: I! WANT! CUP! CAKES! NOW!

Rita:  Thats not a breakfast food. If you don't want toast, I can make you something else. What do you want

Lola: Cupcakes.

Rita:  Thats not a breakfast food.

[Lola falls out of her chair, lies on her back, and kicks her feet, while crying]

Lola: Mom! All I want is cupcakes! Thats all I want! Cupcakes! Please, mom?!

Rita:  I'm gonna call a parents helper.

Lola:  Will she give me cupcakes?

Rita:  They have nothing to do with cupcakes. I'm calling a parents helper, because my six year old daughter is crying over cupcakes. The name says it, a parents helper helps the parents.

Lola:  No! Not a parents helper! Anything, but a parents helper! What are they gonna do!? Will they give me to another family?

Rita:  No, but they may send you somewhere else.

Lola:  Where?

Rita:  Like a boarding school or something. They won't send you themselves, but they might recommend it to the family. And, if they do, you will go.

[The phone rings. Rita picks it up, while Lola rolls around on the floor crying and screaming, and tossing things around the room]

Parent helper:  Hello.

Rita:  I have a six year old daughter. Her name is Lola, and she has extreme behavior problems. While we talk, she is fitting over cupcakes.

Parent helper:  I'll be right there.

[The parent helper arrives. Lola is still on the ground, crying. The parent helper comes over to her]

Parent helper:  Hi, Lola. My name is Miss Rosa.

Rita:  Say, hi, Miss Rosa.

Lola:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL NOT SAY HI TO MISS ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Miss Rosa:  Well, we know who each other is.

Rita:  She's been fitting sense she was 2. Thats 4 years of fitting.

Miss Rosa:  Oh dear. I'll visit you every weekend for a month to see how bad she is.

Rita:  Lola won't like this. But, its what she needs, not what she wants.

[a month passes. Miss Rosa sees that lola is extremely misbehaving. She gives Rita big, yellow, book titled,  Boarding schools for wayward girls]

Rita:  If you insist. Thanks for the help.

Miss Rosa: Your welcome.

[Rita comes over to Lola, who was in time out the whole time they were talking]

Rita:  Miss Rosa says I should send you to a boarding school.

Lola:  WHAT?

Rita:  We tried to give you time. I love you so much. I don't want to send you to a boarding school, but you need the extra help.

[Lola runs to her room, but tripped on her high heels. She falls to the ground, and cries. Rita shakes her head, and sits in the chair to look at the book]

Rita:  Hmmmm. Sister Julianna's school for wayward girls. Uniforms include a navy blue dress with or without our black tights, beige skirt or slacks with a light blue or white shirt. If it is cold, our students wear a black blazer. Our student wear black merry jane's with white or red ankle socks. Ages 5-16. We will keep our students in our school for at least 1 year. We have 3 doctors to test our students. Tests include blood tests, and cat scans.

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