User blog:007Jamesdean/The Eds Strike Back

It starts out with me, Varie, Aylene, Lapis, Jessie, Woody, Anastasia, Jeri, Starfire, Raven, Terra, Volcana, Argent, The Eds and the Loud siblings, Sam, Ronnie Anne and Bobby watching TV. It was interrupted by a Special News Report.

News Announcer: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this special report.

News Reporter: The Kanker Sisters - May, Marie and Lee Kanker have escaped from the Atlanta Juvenile Correctional Center and are now on their way to Detroit, Michigan.

We all gasp.

Me: The Kankers busted out of prison!?

Varie: Oh no!

News Reporter: It is unknown how they did it but they are going after their boyfriends Ed, Edd, & Eddy and these girls are considered armed and extremely dangerous. They were known for destroying the Peach Creek Neighborhood and the torture and attempted rape of the 3 boys. They are now in Nashville and the Police are in pursuit. We will keep you posted.

I turn off the TV.

Aylene: I've heard about the Kanker Sisters. They are ruthless.

Jessie: Yeah. I was told about them too.

Jeri: How can those girls be that despicable?

Me: I don't know. But come on guys.

We all head to downtown Detroit and go into the Mayor's office.

Mr. Mayor: So the Kanker Sisters pose a serious threat?

Me: Yes Mr. Mayor. The Kankers are extremely dangerous and once they set their sights on something they will stop at nothing to get it and they will destroy anyone or anything that gets in their way. They destroyed the entirety of Peach Creek in Atlanta to retrieve their Ship-in-a-bottle and they completely reduced it to rubble.

Mr. Mayor: This is bad. The whole city is in danger.

Me: We need to block off all the streets leading into the state and the city and evacuate everyone in Detroit.

Mr. Mayor: I have a feeling I know what you're all about to do. Be careful guys. This state owes you big time.

Me: We'll be all right Mr. Mayor.

And with that the Mayor officially declared a state of emergency and ordered for everyone in Detroit to evacuate immediately. The roads leading into the City were blocked off and the National Guard and the military were called in. Evacuation was completed and tanks, missile tanks, laser tanks, and more came in.

Me: All right guys, start building your weapons. The Kanker's want a fight, we'll give them World War III!

Aylene: Yeah.

Anastasia: Those Kanker's are gonna wish they were never born.

Lincoln: You said it.

Laney: Those Kanker's are going down.

Lucy: Their funeral will be one never remembered.

Lori: By the time we're done with them their names will be Mud.

Leni: Are their names really Mud?

Luna: No dude. It's a figure of speech.

Luan: What a MUDDY development. [Rimshot] [Laughs] Get it?

Me, Varie, Eddy, Jessie, and some of the Military laughed.

Lisa: Now's not the time for jokes, Luan.

Raven: [Laughs] Muddy development. [Laughs] I just got it.

Starfire: The Kanker's will meet their end.

Volcana: That's right.

Terra: You ready to have some fun Lynn?

Lynn: I was born ready.

We start building our weapons out of everyday objects. We built guns and blasters out of all sorts of stuff.

2 hours later.

Me: Everything is ready General?

General Rhoda: Yes. We're all set.

Me: Okay.

We all kept a close eye out for the Kankers. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Rin, Fu, Kakashi, The Kids Next Door and the Digimon were with us. Radar was watching out for them in a 200 mile perimeter.

Suddenly on the radar we spotted 1 red blip moving in fast.

Lisa: It's the Kankers! Their signature has been detected moving toward us at 120 miles per hour. South, Mark 180 degrees.

General: To all units, to all units, Contition Red. Target approaching South on I-75. Repeat. Target approaching South on I-75. Repeat, Condition Red.

Me: Battlestations everyone!

We see a car driving toward us and it was plowing through multiple road blocks. It was the Kankers and they had stolen a car.

Me: Fire at Will!

General: Fire at Will!

We fire everything we got at the car.

We bombard it with lasers, missiles, bullets, energy blasts, fireballs, rocks, water balls, lightning balls and more.

Explosions rang out and set everything on fire. The Kankers got out of the cars as it exploded.

Me: General, hold fire.

General: Hold your fire!

Me: Let us face them now.

General: Be careful guys.

Me: We will.

Me & Varie, Eddy & Luan, Double D & Linka, and Ed & Leni went out to face them. We were ready.

We walked up to them and we were facing Lee, Marie and May Kanker.

Me: Kanker Sisters right?

Lee: That's right. Who are you dummie?

Me: My name is J.D. Knudson. Your worst nightmare.

Marie: I see you have our boyfriends with you.

Varie: For your information, Ed, Double D and Eddy are not your boyfriends.

Eddy: Yeah, so go back to prison and get lost Kankers! I have a loving girlfriend, Luan Loud here.

Luan: Yeah, so make like a rocket and TAKE OFF. [Rimshot] {Laughs] Get it? But seriously, leave!

May: Your jokes are terrible!

Luan: Why you littl...

Me: Luan, calm down. They like to talk and get you worked up.

Lee: You little metalmouthed freak! Eddy is my boyfriend and you can't have him!

Luan: Shut up you red headed freak! Your mother blows sand into your mouth!

Lee: Oh that's it!

Lee tried to punch Luan but Luan punched Lee in the face and she crashed into Marie and May.

Marie: Oh that's it! You girls are dead! We're taking back our boyfriends and finishing what we started back at that Amusement Park!

Me: You want to get to them, you'll have to go through us. Normally I don't fight girls but in this case I'll make an exception.

Ed: Me too!

Edd: Same here!

Eddy: Yeah! Your times have come Kankers!

Varie: Don't expect any mercy from us.

Leni: People like you give us girls a bad name.

Linka: Yeah. You 3 make me sick!

Me: Come on guys. It's Butt-kicking Time!

A nasty and ferocious fight broke out.

The fight was extremely savage and brutal. They were punching, kicking, pulverizing, sucker-punching and more. Using every dirty trick and ferocious fighting move in the book.

The fight was so savagely ferocious and brutal that it was unbelieveable.

Then in a surprising twist, we got the drop on the Kankers. Lee, Marie and May were hogtied.

We had lots of bruises, bleeding cuts, blood was dripping out from different spots and our mouths.

Me: You Kanker's are under arrest. Again.

Everyone cheered wildly and we were rushed to the hospital.

1 week later, everyone was allowed to come back to Detroit.

The Kanker's were sentenced to Life Without Parole for causing lots of destruction in the country and were relocated to another prison built in Lake Vostok Antarctica, the Coldest Prison in the World. They were declared to huge a danger to rome around the country and were banished from the country forever. The Kanker's were also ordered to pay $300 Billion in damage restitution.

THE END!

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Another Fanfiction Completed.

I wanted to do a chapter in which the Ed's fight back against the Kankers. I hated the Kankers on Ed Edd N Eddy. They made me sick! Lake Vostok is the coldest place in the world. The Temperature can drop to -130 degrees Fahrenheit. I hope it all turned out good. Let me know what you think.

See you next time.