User blog:DatWikiCreepa296/Dyro in Get the Message

[Some video game sound effects are playing; Lincoln is playing a VR game where you fight zombies with breakdancing, Dyro is reading how to get over your weakness of water]

Lincoln: "Take that, zombie!" [twerks] "Feel my twerk, you evil jerk!" [killing zombies; does a pelvic thrust] "HOO!"

[Lincoln continues to breakdance; he goes up the stairs and does more moves in the hallway where he then enters one particular room]

Lori: "Lincoln!"

Dyro: Uh oh, what's Mrs. Toots-a-lot yelling about now?

Lori: "IT'S MY SHOES!"

Lincoln:  [takes the goggles off and sees Lori making an angry face at him] "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

 [Dyro facepalms, and then walks to Lincoln's room] 

Lori: "There's only one rule in this house: Stay out of my bedroom! If I catch you in here again, I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!" [on the phone] "No, not you, Bobby." [giggles] "One sec, okay?" [kicks Lincoln out]

[Lincoln puts his goggles back on and continues to dance the zombies away]

Dyro: No wonder she farts so much. Farting relieves anger.

Lincoln :  "OH, YEAH!" [goes into the bathroom; realizes what he's doing in there] "Zombies don't need to see this." [takes the goggles off and sets them on the sink]

[There's a knock at the door]

Lincoln <span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">:  <span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">"Occupied!"

<span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Dyro <span style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">: Yeah, ya gotta respect a man's privacy you know.

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