Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180630055107/@comment-32807753-20180630205411

[Cut to Lori, you, and Leni walking in the mall and heading into one of the clothes stores]

Lori: (to cashier) Excuse me, do you know where the sunglasses are?

Cashier: (points) They’re over there…

Lori: Okay thanks.

Cashier: You know I used to have a life… I dreamt about being an engineer one day. But did I get that dream? No… Instead I’m standing in front of a cash register in a clothes store. My girlfriend dumped me last week and now pretty much hates me.