User blog:Chrisrockz17/Pie Dye

This is my ninth fanfic, enjoy!

It was Friday afternoon in the Loud House, and Lincoln Loud was making a special dessert for dinner. A chocolate/vanilla pie. He opened up the oven and put the pie inside.

Lincoln: (to the viewers) Ah, Friday dinners. A day where we get to prepare something special for the family. Last week, Lynn ordered spicy meatball subs and we all had to take a major dump. (shivers in disgust) It was not a pretty sight. The week before that, Lola and Lana got a dessert pizza with anchovies on it. The anchovies was Lana's part on the pizza. And I remember Luan making a banana split, but Luan, being the prankster that she is used mayonnaise instead of actual ice cream.But I can assure you, my pie is going to be one of the best additions to the family dinners.

Soon, Lincoln took the pie out of the oven and set it on the counter.

Lincoln: That's one good lookin' pie. Now to let it cool off.

Lincoln head to his room to read a comic before dinner was ready.

A few seconds later, Lori walked into the kitchen texting her friend on her phone. She sniffed the air and noticed the pie. She looked around to make sure no one was looking. When the coast was clear, she stuck her finger into the pie and tasted it.

Lori: Not bad. But it could use something.

Lori pulls out a cherry and puts it on the pie.

Lori: That's better.

Lori leaves the kitchen and heads upstairs. Lola and Lana show up next.

Lola: Looks like Lincoln made a pie for dinner.

Lana: And it looks perfect. Except for that cherry.

Lola: Yeah. What this pie needs is some sprinkles. (pulls out a container of sprinkles)

Lana: And it needs some anchovies.

Lola: (annoyed) No! We are not having anchovies again. I don't want to have fish breath again.

Lana: Fine. (pulls out some pink frosting) Let's add some frosting too.

Lana adds the frosting to the pie and Lola adds the sprinkles.

Lola: Lincoln would be so proud we helped out.

Lana and Lola left the kitchen.

Leni comes into the kitchen and notices the pie too.

Leni: (amazed) Wow. That's an interesting looking pie. Lincoln really put some work into this pie. It could use one more thing. (thinks) Ooh, I know.

Leni pulls out a lemon scented perfume and is about to dump it on the pie.

Leni: Wait, didn't Lori tell me something important about using this?

A thought bubble with Lori appears above Leni.

Lori: Remember Leni, perfume is not used as an ingredient.

The bubble pops.

Leni: Oh, right. I'm glad I remembered that. (then she pulls out a lemon scented hair spray) But she didn't say anything about hair spray.

Leni added the hair spray to the pie and smelled it.

Leni: That's gonna be a great addition to the pie.

Leni leaves and next Lynn appears.

Lynn: What is that smell? (notices the pie) I think Lincoln might have overdone it with the pie. I know what else this pie needs.

Lynn takes a jar of meatball sauce out of the fridge and pours it onto the pie.

Lynn: Now that is a number one pie.

Lynn leaves and Lucy walks in and notices the pie.

Lucy: What did Lincoln do to this pie? It sure doesn't smell edible. Maybe I could him out.

Lucy pulls out her spell books and adds a black cherry scent to the pie.

Lucy: I sure hope that's good enough.

Lucy leaves and Luna walks in.

Luna: Yo, what kind of pie is that? It smells grody. Looks like someone didn't follow the instructions. But I better add something to freshen this up.

Luna grabbed more frosting from the fridge and added mint flavor to the and purple food coloring to the pie.

Luna: Well, it smells better now. But that is one rockin' pie!

Luna leaves the kitchen and Luan enters.

Luan: (amazed) Ooh, that pie is so colorful. It smells weird too. But it's missing something...(snaps her fingers) Whipped cream!

Luan opens the fridge and pulls out a can of whipped cream. She sprays it onto the pie.

Luan: I like this tye dye color. Tye dye? More like pie dye! (laughs) No, wait. What's a math teacher's favorite dessert? Pi! (laughs) No, not good enough. Why did the pie go the dentist? He needed a filling! (laughs) Ah, pie humor.

Luan leaves the kitchen and Lisa (wearing a lab coat) and Lily are the last sisters to show up. Now, the pie has a stronger scent due to all the ingredients added to it.

Lily: (points to the pie) Poo-poo?

Lisa: Yes, that is a pie, Lily.

Lisa climbs up on a stool so she can get a better look at the pie.

Lisa: Sweet Einstein! Did Lincoln add every ingredient in the fridge? I'm not too fond of the smell. Fortunately, I have something to help out.

Lisa pulls out a chemical beaker out of her lab coat.

Lisa: This mixture should help.

Lily: Poo-poo.

Lisa: This is a flavor elixir, Lily. It'll turn any horrible scent into the best scent ever, and hopefully it'll taste good too. Now I just need to add a little drop.

Lisa leaned forward and tilted the beaker. A tiny drop fell into the pie.

Lisa: Perfect.

Suddenly, Lincoln appeared into the kitchen.

Lincoln: LISA!

Lisa: Aaaah!

Lincoln's sudden appearance made Lisa accidentally drop her whole mixture into the pie.

Lincoln: What the heck do you think you're doing?

Lisa: Lincoln, it's not what it looks like.

Lincoln noticed the beaker in Lisa's hand.

Lincoln: What did you do?

Lisa: Just making a snack for Lily.