Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180624040536/@comment-30953185-20180628051317

Lincoln: (embarrassed) Uh, let’s continue reading the story, okay?

“I wish there was something to do to make it up to you,” Lincoln said.

“Actually, there is,” Ronnie-Annie told him, “just stand perfectly still.”

“Okay,” A confused Lincoln mentioned, “but I don’t …”

As he was talking, Ronnie-Anne lifted her right leg and kicked him in the crotch. Lincoln’s eyes widened, and he bit his lips.

(The five siblings look horrified)

Lincoln: Okay, I take back what I just said.