Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170807052530

[Linka switches Leif's cap out with the crown. A heavenly image with four comic strip characters as angels tooting horns appears as a choir sings.]

Choir: "HALLELUJAH!!!"

[Linka looks on with hope in her eyes.]

Leif: "Uh...why are you looking at me like that?"

Linka: "Leif, how would you like a season pass to Dairyland?"

[The same heavenly background appears again with Leif gasping with joy.]

Choir: "HALLELUJAH!!!"

Leif: [fighting the temptation] "Don't toy with me, Linka!"

Linka: "I'm not! All you have to do is one teensy, tiny, little thing."

Leif: [desperate] "What is it? I'll do anything!"

Linka: "You just have to take Lexx's place in the Mister Fit and Perfect Pageant and win."

Leif: [nauseated] "Are you kidding me?! Bleh! Do you know who you're talking to?"

Linka: [determined] "Someone who's going to love Dairyland's newest ride..." [shows a pamphlet of the ride] "...the Milk Shaker. It's so fast, you can barf, fly around a loop, and get hit in the face with said barf."

Leif: [giving in] "Darn you, Linka! I am in!" [worried with realization] "But wait. What if Lexx finds out? You know what he's capable of."

[An image of Lexx looking on demonically with hellfire in the background is shown as a cultist choir chants. Linka and Leif shudder with terror.]

Linka: "He won't find out. I promise."

[They shake on it with Leif getting mud on Linka's hand.]

Linka: "Bleh. First off, we gotta clean you up. Dirt on your face gets you last place."