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A Toy Story
Requested by Austria-Man

[Cut to Lincoln leaving the house]

Lincoln: Alright, Dad and Mom! I'm off to meet with Clyde for practice.

Lynn Sr.: What kind of practice again?

Lincoln: You know... practice.

Lynn Sr.: Oh! Right! See you, son!

Lincoln: Later! Oh, and if a package comes could you send it upstairs in the hallway?

Rita: Um... okay then.

Lincoln: 'Kay. Thanks! [leaves]

[Cut to later, where a knock on the door is heard]

Delivery Man: Delivery!

Luan: Delivery man, who-?

Delivery Man: Just take the package gosh darn it!

Luan: Alright! Jeez!

[Rita opens door, signs the clipboard, and retrives package from an angry delivery man]

Rita: Sorry 'bout that, sir. [closes door] Okay kids! I got Lincoln's package! Whatever you do, don't open it! I heard he got a new toy or something.

[Rita walks upstairs and places the package against the wall in the hallway]

Lana: Ooh! What kind of toy is-?

Rita: Sorry, Lana. This is for Lincoln. Now, don't open or even touch it until he comes back! Please!

Lana: Aww. But I wanna know what it is.

[Rita leaves]

Lola: You heard Mom! Respect Lincoln's property! 'Cause if you don't, I'm telling Dad and Mom!

Lana: [grumbles] I still wanna know what's inside it.

[Lola leaves the room, leaving a grumbling Lana behind]

Lana: Maybe it's some kind of new action figure. One that shoots web fluid like SpiderGuy! Ooh! Maybe it's a rocket that shoots bubbles out! Ooh! Maybe it's a Timothy the Talking Train toy set! I gotta see it!

[Lana sneaks up to the box]

Lana: I'm sure Lincoln wouldn't mind if I were to give this box a little shake. [picks up the box] Man! This box is big! Whatever's in here must be special! [shakes the box a little]

[The box slips out of Lana's hands and tumbles down the stairs, making crashing noises]

Lana: [gasps] Oh no!

Rita: What was that?

Lana: Uh... I don't know! [rushes back upstairs with box behind her] Oh no! [shakes box and hears shattering noises]

[Lana opens up the box and sees a broken action figure robot]

Lana: I broke it! What have I done?! Lincoln's gonna be so angry at me!

[Cue fantasy]

Lincoln: [angrily] You broke my toy?! Do you know know how much it meant to me?! I gave you one simple job and you botched it up and broke my most prized possession! You ruined my life! You know what? I hate you, Lana! I hate you so much for this! Get out my life!

[End fantasy]

Lana: [tears up whimpering] I gotta get this fixed now!

[Barges into Lisa's room]

Lana: Lisa! Lisa!

Lisa: What do you want now?!

Lana: I need you to fix this!

[Lana dumps the broken action figure on Lisa's table.]

Lisa: Oh dear... what have you gotten yourself into now?

Lana: This is Lincoln's new toy! I accidentally broke it when I was trying to find out what it is!

Lisa: Mom, specifically said-

Lana: I know what I did! I'm sorry! Can you please fix this before Lincoln finds out? I don't want him to kick me out of his life!

Lisa: [looks at toy] Well, how am I supposed to know how this works?! I'm not the one who made this toy!

Lana: Can you at least try?

Lisa: [sighs] Very well then.

[Cut to later where Lana is waiting worriedly outside Lisa's room]

Lisa: [opens the door with ash on her face] Well, I got some good news and some bad news. Good news is I was able to solve a part of it.

Lana: Good.

Lisa: It's just making sure all the pieces were there. The bad news is the rest is a mystery!

Lana: What happened to your room?

Lisa: I attempted to experiment with the pieces to see if there was a way they could be fused together. My attempts each ended up causing spontaneous reactions. Whatever these toys are made out of is also a mystery to me.

Lana: But- but-

Lisa: I apologize for the lack of assistance I am able to provide. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a mess to clean up thanks to you.

[Lisa dumps the pieces in front of Lana outside her room and closes the door.]

Lana: Well, I guess that's it then. If Lisa can't fix it, no one can. Maybe I can get rid of this toy! Then no one will know what happened to it!

[Lana dumps the pieces into the box and runs downstairs]

Lana: Now, where should I hide them? Oh! How about in the bathroom?! I could flush it!

''[Lana dumps the pieces into the toilet and flushes them, causing it to clog up. Lana frantically picks them out with her plunger and puts it back in the box, still wet.]''

Lana: I'll put them in the furnace!

''[Lana throws them inside the furnace. Suddenly, she hears clanging from inside and the pieces burst through the door.]''

Lana: Boy! Lisa wasn't kidding about them being spontaneous! [closes furnace door and puts back the pieces] Ouch! Hot hot! Okay. Not a good idea! Oh! I'll shred them!

''[Lana throws the pieces into the garbage disposal and turns it on. The pieces shoot out out of it.]''

Lana: Oh come on! They're unbreakable too?! [recollects the pieces] Oh! I'll bury them!

[Lana runs outside and buries them in the backyard]

Lana: Phew! Nothing can go wrong now!

[Cut to later where Lincoln has arrived home]

Lincoln: I'm home from practice!

Lana: Oh hey Linky!

Lincoln: You must be in a really cheerful mood to call me "Linky".

Lana: Oh I am! Nothing wrong here! [laughs nervously]

Lincoln: Did the package come?

Lana: Package? What package?

Lincoln: The package I ordered? It was supposed to arrive today.

Lana: I didn't see any packages. Nope.

Lincoln: Weird. It was supposed to come today. Should've arrived by now.

Lana: Weird. Right?

Rita: Package? Oh! That arrived today!

Lincoln: What?

Rita: Yeah! I signed for it! It should be upstairs next to Lola and Lana's room.

Lincoln: [looks upstairs] I don't see it...

Rita: Weird. It was just here a moment ago!

Lana: Gee. I don't know what could've happened to it!

[Rita glares at Lana]

Rita: Lana?! What's going on?

Lana: I don't know what you're talking about?

Rita: Where is the box?!

Lana: Uh... no where. I don't know.

Rita: [sternly] You did something to it? Did you?

Lana: Uh. I- Well-

Lincoln: Lana?

[Lana glances at Lincoln and forms tears]

Lana: [loudly] Fine! I broke it! I just wanted to know what was inside the box and I accidentally dropped it down the stairs and it broke! So I hid it so you wouldn't know what happened to it! [cries]

Lincoln: Lana!

Lana: I know what you're gonna say! You hate me! And you never wanna see me ever again!

Lincoln: [laughs] Lana! I was trying to tell you. That toy was for you!

Lana: W- What?

Lincoln: You see. The toy inside the box comes dissambled and you have to assemble it back together! Why else do you think there were instructions?

Lana: Instructions? Oh! That's what that sheet of paper inside was?! I thought it was package filler or something.

Lincoln: So no Lana. You didn't break anything. I didn't tell you about the package because I wanted it to be a surprise for you!

Lana: A surprise? For me? But why?

Lincoln: Well, it was your birthday two days ago. I meant for it to come before, but it kept getting delayed for some reason.

Lana: Oh.

Lincoln: Besides, even if that toy was for me, I wouldn't hate you for it. It was an honest mistake after all.

Lana: Really?

Lincoln: Really. You're my sister! What? Do you really think I'd value a toy over my own sister?

Lana: [chuckles] No.

Lincoln: You're my sister, Lana! I'd never hate you, no matter what you did! Don't ever tell yourself that I would! I love you, Lana.

Lana: I- [tears up] I love you too, Lincoln!

[Lincoln and Lana hug]

Lana: And next time I do something bad, I'll be sure to tell you the truth.

Rita: So where is the toy now?

Lana: Oh... I buried it in the backyard...

Lincoln: Figures. Come on. Let's go dig it up and then I'll help you dig it out and then we can build it together!

Lana: Alright. Thanks, Lincoln!

Lincoln: No problem! And happy belated birthday too!

Lana: Aw. Thanks.

[Lana and Lincoln hug once again]

THE END

Lana: Wait... does that mean I'm now 7 years old now?

Lincoln: Nah. You're still 6.

Lana: What?! But my birthday...

Lincoln: Yeah, sorry. The timeline on this cartoon is a bit wierd. I mean, why else do you think we can have 3 April Fools' days and not age a single year.

Lana: [pauses] ...Huh. That's a good point.

'''THE END... for real this time'''

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Arts and Chaos
Requested by Jokeman20 (as well as an idea BigFanOfEntertainment gave me a while ago)

''[Open up with Lola and Lana sitiing in their class. The school bell rings.]''

Teacher: Alright, class! Class dismissed!

Lola: Finally! I thought I thought math would never end!

Lana: Same! My brain feels fried... mmm... now I'm hungry.

Lola: Eew! The last thing I need is the thought of you eating your own brain! Blech!

Teacher: Oh! One more thing! If you're interested, we'd like you to sign up for the Royal Woods Elementar Art Competition!

Lola: Ooh! I'm interested!

Lana: Same!

Lola: [confused] You... like art?

Lana: Well, to a limit that is. I usually like painting using mud, worms, spit, and stuff.

Lola: Ew! I think I get it now!

Teacher: You must create a piece of artwork at home and present it to the school. I will be judging along with Principal Huggins and the main funder who made this art competition possible, Hugh Grand!

Lola and Lana: Hugh?!

Teacher: You know him?

Lola: Oh yes we did!

Lana: He's only the prettiest man ever!

Teacher: [laughs] Well, he is kind of nice.

Lola: Kind of nice?! He's only the most charming, handsome, and most good-looking man ever!

Lana: I'd fall for him anyday!

[Lola and Lana sigh]

Teacher: Well, you too seem interested. Why don't you sign up?

Lola and Lana: Oh! Definitely!

[Lola and Lana glare at each other]

Lola: Um. Move out of the way, Lana! I'm going to win Hugh's heart!

Lana: Nuh-uh! I am!

Teacher: Oh good grief...

[Cut to Lola and Lana each at their own easel drawing.]

Lola: Alright! Gotta beat Lana! Now... what should I paint?

Lana: What would beat Lola? Hmm...

Lola: Oh! I know!

Lana: Oh! I know!

''[Lola grabs Lori, Luan, Lisa, and Lynn while Lana grabs Lucy, Leni, Lily, and Luna. The twins have their respectives groups form a pyramid of different poses.]''

Lori: [to Lola] Lola! This is dumb!

Luan: My back hurts! How do you sup-pose that is? [laughs] But seriously, this is hurting me badly!

Lola: Shh! Stand still! I gotta get this right!

Lincoln: [to Lana] Lana? Can I go now?!

Lana: No! It's only been three minutes! I need to paint you guys perfectly!

Luna: Yeah! Since when did you like art anyway?!

Lana: Ever since I found out that Hu- uh- Hugo funded the competition.

Luna: Hugo? Who's Hugo?

Lana: No one. Now hold still!

Leni: I can't feel my arms.

Lucy: I can't feel anything!

Lincoln: Typical Lucy.

Lynn: How long do I have to carry Luan and Lisa, Lola?! My arms are abotu to fall off?!

Luan: What's that supposed to mean?!

Lynn: You're a year older than me!

Lisa: This entire shenanigan of yours is a waste of my time.

Lola: Shut up! I need to get this right!

Leni: Lana! Lana! I don't know how long I can hold this for much longer! I'm going to fall!

[Leni does so, causing the entire pyramid of Lana's group to fall]

Luna: Ow! Dude! You almost broke my back!

Lincoln: And my skull!

Leni: I'm sorry! My arms were dying!

Lucy: I still can't feel anything.

Lily: Owie!

Lana: [groans] Leni! You messed it all up! I'll have to start over! Get into positions again!

[Leni, Lily, Lincoln, Lucy, and Luna groan]

Lily: Poo poo!

Lola: Ha! Now look who's going to win!

Lynn: Ow! Luan! That's my face you're stepping on!

Luan: That wasn't me!

Lynn: Oh yeah? Then who else could it have been?!

Luan: Probably Lisa.

Lisa: Leave me out of your petty quarrels.

Lori: Guys! Stop!

Lynn: Oh? You think this is funny Lisa?! Well, why don't you come on down here and fight me then?!

Lisa: Oh please.

[Lynn jumps at Lisa, but it causes Lola's pyramid to fall over]

Lori: Ow! Lynn!

Lynn: Lisa was giving me crud!

Lisa: I certainly was not.

Luan: Get off my head!

Lola: [growls] Back to your positions! We're starting over!

[Lori, Luan, Lynn, and Lisa groan]

Lori: Nice going, Lynn.

[Cut to later where the two are nearly done with their portraits]

Lola: I'm almost done!

Lori: Thank glob! I think my arms are literally about to break!

Lola: Oh stop exaggerating! It's only been ten minutes!

Lana: Okay. I just need this one last-

[Suddenly, Cliff starts surrounding Lola's group while Charles surrounds Lana's group]

Lola: Cliff! Get out of the picture!

Lana: Charles! You're in my way!

Lola and Lana: [pauses] Wait! That's it!

Lana: Charles you sit right next to the pyramid! And you too Geo!

[Geo rolls right next to Lana's group]

Lola: Cliff! You get on top of Luan there!

Luan: Seriously?!

Lola: And Walt! You can sit on Lori's shoulder.

Lori: Literally?

[Cliff and Walt do so]

Lola: Now then.

[Lola and Lana take off their canvases]

Lincoln: [to Lana] Woah! Woah! What are you doing?

Lana: Duh! Starting over!

Luan: Hey! What are you-

Lola: I need to start over! Now that I got the pets and all.

[The groups glare at the pets]

Lori: Nice going you guys!

[The pets glance nervously]

[Cut to later again where Lola and Lana are almost done with their portraits]

Lola: And the last drop should do the-

Rita: Kids! We're home! What the? What are you-?

Lola: Mom! You're here! I have an idea!

Rita: What's Lola doing?

Lori: She's forcing us to pose for a portrait she's doing!

Rita: Oh dear.

Lynn Sr.: Kids! I'm home! What the? Uh... does' anyone want to explain to me why everyone looks like their in an ice skating rink?

Lana: Oh! Dad! I have the perfect idea with you!

Lola and Lana: We're starting over!

[The kids groan]

Lucy: Help me...

Lincoln: Help us all, Lucy.

[Cut to Lola and Lana almost done witht heir portraits]

Lynn Sr.: Lana? Are you done with the picture yet? I look ridiculous!

Rita: Sweetie! My back's hurting me! Are you almost done?

Lola: Hold still! I need this detail!

Lana: Dad! Keep quiet! I'm almost finished.

Lola and Lana: And... done!

[Everyone groans]

Lynn Sr.: Now I can get back to my life!

Lincoln: You said it!

Lori: I am never doing anything for you again!

Luna: Same!

Lola: Wait! I have something for you guys!

Lana: Wait!

''[Lola brings out a box of chocolate bars and hands them out to her group. Lana does the same.]''

Lincoln: What is-?

Lana: It's my way of saying thanks for pulling through with this.

Leni: Aww! Thank you!

Lucy: To tell you the truth, if I knew I was getting this after all that suffering, I would've done it.

Lynn Sr.: Well, I guess this makes everything a little better.

Lori: Oh my gosh! Is this what I think it is?!

Lynn: Oh! We're going to have a feast tonight!

Lola: Thank you guys for all the help! I really appreciate it!

Rita: Well, this is sweet. Even if my back is killing me!

Lisa: At least this all wasn't for nothing.

Luan: Yeah. Good to know you're at least grateful.

''[The groups walk off. The pets still glare at the twins.]''

Lola and Lana: Oh! We got something for you too!

''[Lola and Lana throw a treat at their respective pets. They run off happily.]''

Lola: So... you got them chocolate too, ay? Way to steal from me!

Lana: Oh please. You're clearly the one desperate enough to rip me off!

Lola: Well, whatever. We have our canvases done! The judge will decide who wins this once and for all!

[Cut to at the school where Lola and Lana are smiling happily with their respctive paintings]

Lola: So... where is Hugh?

Lana: What's taking the art contest so long? I can't keep smiling for long.

Teacher: Attention student! The art competition will begin shortly once all of the judges are here.

Huggins: Where is Hugh?

Lola and Lana: Yes! Where is he?!

Lola: I aksed about him first!

Lana: No! I did!

Lola: You just want him all to yourself!

Lana: Uh-duh I do! You're gonna win him with that picture?

Lola: What's wrong with it?

Lana: It's all flowery and gross!

Lola: Mine is gross!? Your's looks like it was made out of mud or something!

Lana: That's because it is!

Lola: You think that's better than mine!

Lana: Well, if a mud painting is better looking than yours, then it really shows how lame of an artist you are!

[Lola's eyes widen]

Lola: I will win hs heart even if I have to destroy you!

Lana: Come at me then!

[Lola and Lana get into a huge fight, which results in them destroying their paitnings]

Lola: Lana! Look what you did!

Lana: Me?! Look what you did!

Teacher: Enough! Both of you are disqualified!

Lola and Lana: What?! What for?!

Teacher: For tampering with each other's artwork, which goes against the tournament's rules!

[Just then, they hear doors opening.]

Teacher: Oh, Hugh, it's so good to see you!

''[Lola and Lana gasp as they turn their heads to see Hugh. Hugh, however, is a thin min with glasses and a red checkered shirt.]''

Hugh: It's an honor to be here.

Lola: That's Hugh?

Huggins: Yes! You know him don't you? [walks off]

''[Lola and Lana are completely speechless. The walk out of the building blushing and holding their destroyed pieces of work.]''

Lana: Man. I feel stupid.

Lola: Me too. I can't believe we were fighting over who we thought was Hugh from before.

Lana: I can't believe there's another man named Hugh at all.

[Then, they stare their destroyed pieces of work.]

Lola: Lana. I'm sorry I wrecked your paitning and got us kicked out.

Lana: I'm sorry too. I guess I didn't realize how petty I was being until I had to be slapped in the face by reality after being kicked out.

Lola: Same. And it cost us the victory too. How about from now on, we don't let any silly guy get between us. OK?

Lana: Okay sure.

[Lola and Lana hug.]

Lana: What are we gonna tell the family when we say we wasted their time for nothing?

Lola: Oh. Don't worry. I got that covered. ''[enters the building snootily. Suddenly, she bursts out the door holding the torunament trophy, running past Lana frantically. The judges chase after her.]''

Huggins: Get back here!

Lana: That's not what I had in mind at all...

THE END

And that concludes TheMaximumMatt Double Feature! We hope you enjoyed the program and stick around for more!

'''A/N: What do you think of this style of presenting fanfics? Should I try it again sometime?'''

Trivia

 * The idea for presenting this "double feature" in a TV broadcast-style was inspired by how The Milantoon Channel treats their videos like a TV broadcast too.
 * This is my first time presenting my fanfics like this. I wanted to combine these two together because I thought they weren't long enough to be their own separate fanfics.
 * Winston were originally going to have a part to play in Arts and Chaos. Lola was also going to have a bigger part to play in A Toy Story, but both were cut after re-writes.
 * Arts and Chaos was mislabelled by me as "Art in Competition"
 * The title "A Toy Story" is a parody of the Disney film series, Toy Story.
 * My next fanfic will be Weigh Anger, so stay tuned for it.