Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170429225606/@comment-30953185-20170430003730

[It appears to be dinnertime the next night] LINCOLN: "Look, you guys. I thought about it, and I really don't belong here. I think I should go back to the kiddie table." LUNA:  [in a trance] "You  can't go back. You can  never go back, bro!" [the room suddenly gets darker, and Lincoln is shackled to his chair] LENI: "You're one of us now...a grownup..." [reveals tonight's dish which appears to be Clyde's head] CLYDE: "Better start working on those taxes, Lincoln!" [Lincoln reviles in horror, breaks free, and runs for the kiddie table only to be stopped by his parents] LYNN SR.: "Where do you think  you're going?!" [pan up to reveal that his parents' heads are now cooked turkeys, scaring Lincoln] LINCOLN:  [panicking] "PLEASE! I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE KIDDIE TABLE! I'M NOT A GROWNUP YET! I'M STILL A KID!" [suddenly, he is chained and bound to the grownup table, doomed to be a grownup like his older sisters] LYNN, LUAN, LUNA, LENI, and LORI:  [chanting] "One of us. One of us. One of us." LINCOLN: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" [He falls into a void of despair as his sisters continue chanting his fate]