Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170703010018

[Lana picks up the practice tiara]

Lana: "Hey Ray. You done with this? I could use the scrap metal for welding."

[Lincoln takes a look at Lana, gasps with inspiration, and switches her cap out with the tiara. A heavenly image with four comic strip characters as angels tooting horns appears as a choir sings]

Choir: "HALLELUJAH!!!"

[Ray looks on with hope in his eyes, Lincoln sees this and the same heavenly background appears with Lincoln gasping with joy.]

Choir: "HALLELUJAH!!!"

Lana: "Uh...why are you looking at me like that?"

Me: "Lana, how would you like a season pass to Dairyland?"

[The same heavenly background appears again with Lana gasping with joy]

Choir: "HALLELUJAH!!!"

Lana: [fighting the temptation] "Don't toy with me, you guys!"

Lincoln: "We're not! All you have to do is one teensy, tiny, little thing."

Lana: [desperate] "What is it? I'll do anything!"

Me: "All you just have to do is take Lola's place in the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant and win."

Lana: [nauseated] "Are you kidding me?! Bleh! Do you know who you're talking to?"

Lincoln: [determined] "Someone who's going to love Dairyland's newest ride..." [shows a pamphlet of the ride]

Me and Lincoln: "...the Milk Shaker.

Lincoln: It's so fast, you can barf, fly around a loop, and get hit in the face with said barf."

Lana: [giving in] "Darn you, Guys! I am in!" [worried with realization] "But wait. What if Lola finds out? You know what she's capable of."

[An image of Lola looking on demonically with hellfire in the background is shown as a cultist choir chants. Lincoln, Lana, and Ray shudder with terror.]

Lincoln: "She won't find out."

Me: "We promise."

[They shake on it with Lana getting mud on Lincoln and Ray's hands]

Lincoln: "Bleh.

Me: "Ooh"

Lincoln: First off, we gotta clean you up.

Me: As Gil DeLily would say, Dirt on your face gets you last place."