User blog:FirstDrellSpectre/Fanfiction - One of the Teens

My 45th fanfiction. WIP.

T-Rated (sophisticated humor)

Synopsis


Lincoln experiences hitting puberty and becoming a teenager.

Prologue
It was an early morning. All Louds were waking up.

Lincoln: [to the audience] A Saturday morning in the Loud House. I got up surprisingly early. [surprised] Wait a second! I hear a voice of a stranger. No, its my own voice! It changed! Now I sound deeper. First hair on my chest, then my mustache hair and now my voice. I'm simply growing up. This is exciting. [sniffing] What's that smell? I smell like this? I guess it's part of growing up. I must take a shower. I hope there is no line to the bathroom.

Lincoln opened door to his room quietly and smiled when saw no sister standing to the bathroom. He rushed there. In same time his sisters were waking up.

Luna was woke up. She tried to sit on her bed. During changing pose she felt some weight on her chest.

Luna: [surprised] Huh?? [she touched her chest] Is this what I think? [she looked on her chest and saw two round objects on it] Yes! Yes! Yes!

Luna left her bed and approached mirror.

Luna: I can't believe it! They finally grew! I must see them.

Luna removed her night shirt, leaving only panty on her body. She was excited to see her more mature body in mirror but when she opened her eyes, her excitement vanished in a second. She got sad when she realised she doesn't have breasts but sacks with sand sticked to her chest. She removed them with anger and felt pain on chest. Her screaming cause Luan wake up.

Luan: [sarcastically] Since when clock alarm sounds like a scream of condemned? [giggle] Get it?

Luna: [angry] You! How could you joke from my problem in such cruel way?!

Luan: Fact that you're a teenager and still didn't develop your womanly trait is the very reason to laugh.

Luna: You're not funny but cruel! Most of girls in my age are already young women and I... [sadly] I am mocked at school for this. That's a nightmare!

Luan: True nightmare will be if others see you in panty only. That's a common nightmare. [giggle]

Luna: [angry] Ugh! You little...! Ugh! [she put her night shirt back on her body] Don't laugh! You're a year younger than me, so soon you'll also experience the same. Then you'll see who has truly a reason to laugh.

Lucy woke up first and noticed Lynn's red blanket on her bed was wet so she began laughing.

Lynn: [waking up] What? Why are you laughing?

Lucy: [laughing] You... You wet your bed! You're a teen and still do this?

Lynn: Of course I don't! Stop laughing! [looking at her blanket] Wait. [she removed blanket from her bed and saw great spot of blood on her bedsheet] Aaaah!

Lucy: So much blood. Fascinating.

Lynn: [panicing] I'm bleeding! How could this happen? [she calmed down] Wait. [facepalm] Of course! Dang it! I forgot about tampon again!

Lucy: What are you talking about?

Lynn: Teenage girls bleed once per month. Tampons are made to prevent this.

Lucy: I can't wait to be a teenager. Every month I would have a blood on morning.

Lynn: You're not just spooky! You're sick! Nothing exciting is in this! Dang it! Now I have whole linen to change.

Leni and Lori woke up in same time.

Leni: Morning, Lori.

Lori: Morning, Leni. Ouch!

Leni: What happened?

Lori: Hair on my legs regrew and sticked to blanket. I must shave them again. I literally hate when this happens.

Leni: I have hair under my armpits. Gross.

Lori: Shaving isn't enough. We need to use wax depilation.

Leni: But it's painful.

Lori: But more effective. Staying beautiful requires sacrifaces.

Chapter 1
In bathroom Lincoln removed his pj and noticed more hair on his chest. He took a shower and then looked in mirror. He was surprised with his new look.

Lincoln: [to the audience] Aah! Oh mine! Whole my body is changing! My head! I hardly recognise myself. I'll just brush my teeth. With braces I need to be extra careful like Luan instructed me. [he brushed his teeth] I hope the sisters won't be as shocked as me on my sight. Just in case I'll cover my face with my towel. [he put towel on his face and opened bathroom door, where his sisteres were waiting]

Lori: Finally. How long you can occupy the bathroom? What's with this towel?

Lincoln: I washed my hair so I need this towel.

Leni: This towel changes your voice.

Lincoln: Try to speak yourself through a towel.

Lori: Whatever. I need to go to bathroom.

Lincoln went out of Lori's way and rushed to his room. There he got dressed and looked in his personal mirror.

Lincoln: [to the audience] I can't believe I'm hitting puberty right now. In my family our heads start as round but eventually change shape. Some sooner and some later. My whole body is changing and soon I'll have access to more interesting movies and video games. But I need to turn 13 first but that's in next month. All what matters in that case are date numbers because nobody can confirm maturity mental or physical with numbers on ID.

Lincoln went out his room with towel on his head and accidentally bumped on Lynn.

Lynn: Lincoln. Remove this towel!

Lincoln: Better not! I look ugly. You don't want to see me.

Lynn: [grabbing the towel] No excuses! [she removed the towel]

Lincoln: [covering his face] Don't look at me.

Luan: Come on! Braces don't make you stranger than me.

Lynn: [grabbing Lincoln's hands] You're in your family, we share all our problems. [removing Lincoln's hands from his face]

Sisters: [Gasp]

Lincoln: I told you don't want to see me.

Leni: Luan, since when you have a white-haired clone?

Luan: If that's my clone, it must be failed.

Lisa: I wouldn't make a failed clone. [she stinged Lincoln]

Lincoln: Ouch! What are you doing?

Lisa: I took a DNA sample. [she lifted her left hand with a watch-like device on it] Now analysis. Check. It's Lincoln.

The girls began squealing with delight.

Luna: Bro, you're becoming a young man. In fact you even look like teenager.

Lincoln: But I'm still 12. I'm turning 13 in next month.

Lori: You should be proud for maturing so soon.

Luna: You're just growing up fast. [she pinched his cheek]

Lynn: [envious] Grow up fast? That can't be. Now you're taller than me despite I'm older. You don't even train, so how can you be taller than me?

Lisa: It's normal that boys are taller than girls in close age.

Lucy: Ahem! [she spooked all siblings] Did you forget we have breakfast?

All siblings came to breakfast. Lynn Sr. was surprised on sight of Lincoln.

Lynn Sr: Oh mine. Honey, come here!

Rita: What's going? [gasp] Lincoln. [she approached Lincoln and hugged him] So my son is becoming a man.

Lynn Sr: Congratulations, son. You're becoming a man like your father.

Lincoln: I know and I'm excited about it.

Lynn Sr: Soon you'll have to shave yourself. I'll show you how to do it.

Rita: Remember, regardless of your age, you'll still be my little son.

Lynn: Can we start eating? I'm starving.

All Louds were eating. However Lincoln felt still hungry so he took more food.

Rita: Lincoln! You already ate your portion! Think of your family.

Lincoln: But I'm still hungry.

Lynn Sr: Remember we have a limited budget to feed whole family.

Lola: Listen to dad. I need to eat well to keep my skin healthy and beautiful.

Lincoln: I'm sorry. I am surprised myself. Normally I don't eat that much.

Rita: I should have told you this. One of problems of growing up is eating disorder.

Luan: You need to control your appetite, Brace Bro. [she touched Lincoln's stomach] Or your stomach will grow and I'll have to call you "Ball Bro". [giggle] Get it?

Lincoln: [groan] Your tongue gets sharp, you know?

Luan: Is it so sharp I can impale a strawberry on it like it was a toothstick? [giggle]

Lincoln: And that joke was childish.

Luan: Oh, so the tween wants more mature comedy. Well, then...

Rita: Luan! Not in company of siblings under 10!

Luan: [whispering to Lincoln's ear] Three words to ruin a man's ego? "Is it in?" [giggle]

Lincoln: I don't get it. What's it?

Luan: I will explain you this innuendo when you're a true teen. For a tween this can be embarassing.

Rita: Lincoln, I shall warn you. Now you'll undergo lot of changes in body, psyche and behaviour what can terrify you. But don't be afraid, it's all normal.

Lincoln: I hope it's not that bad if it's natural. How can you know?

Rita: I'm a dentist assistant, I needed to study biology.

Chapter 2
After breakfast Lincoln called Ronnie Anne by his laptop. During getting connection he turned back to screen.

Ronnie: Hey, Lame-o. What's up? Why do you sit back to me? That's rude!

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne. I must tell you I look different due to growing up.

Ronnie: Don't play dumb. Show yourself.

Lincoln: [slowly turning back] Just prepare yourself for shock.

Ronnie: Wow. You really look different. Your head has different shape and you look taller.

Lincoln: You didn't mention my deeper voice.

Ronnie: I thought you sound like this because microphones often distort voices.

Lincoln: [blushing] You got preetier since our last chat.

Ronnie: Are you looking at my face or below?

Lincoln: Even if I do, can you blame me? So how do you deal with growing up?

Ronnie: I have Carlota's advices. She's really eager to prepare me to teen life. I wonder if you as boy have better or worse. At least you don't have to shave your legs and you don't bleed once per month.

Lincoln: This sounds disturbing. That makes me happy I'm a boy.

Ronnie: You should speak about it with your older sisters rather than me. Carlota is my older sister in this case.

Lincoln: I will. Know that I miss you.

Ronnie: Same to you. I want to check if your new body is stronger. Shame now it's impossible and travel is expensive even if worth it. See you later.

Lincoln: See you later.

TBC

Trivia

 * The fanfiction is inspired by video "Puberty House". However I wanted to show more puberty problems.
 * The title is a reference to episode "One of the Boys".
 * I imagined teenage Lincoln with headshape more similar to his older sisters.
 * Lincoln wearing braces is a reference to my 14th fanfic "Brace Bro".