User blog:Jokeman20/Fanfiction - Summer Madness

This is Fanfiction #10. This is the summer plot I've been working on. It took awhile because I had Writer's block, but it's finally done. Anyway, enjoy! Commentary is acceptable.

[In the Loud House, Lincoln is having a cold drink in his room]

Lincoln: [refreshed] Ahh. Nothing like having lemonade on a hot summer day!

[Lola screams off-screen]

Lincoln: Was that Lola? [He opens his room door and sees her coming out of her room in anger as she goes downstairs] I better check it out. [He goes downstairs and follows her]

Lola: Just great! [She sits on the couch]

Lincoln: Lola?

[She turns and sees her brother]

Lola: Oh, hey, Linky.

Lincoln: What's the matter?

Lola: I was reading one of my Princess stories and a page is missing! I think somebody tore it off!

Lincoln: Really? Who could've done that?

Lola: I dunno. But I'm gonna...

[Just then, a paper airplane zooms by past the two siblings]

Lincoln: A paper airplane?

[As the airplane zooms back, Lola grabs and unfolds it]

Lola: Let's see now. [She looks at it and gasps] This is the missing page of my Princess story!

[Lana comes in and looks around for something]

Lincoln: Hey, Lana? What's up?

Lana: I'm looking for Mr. Wings.

Lincoln: Mr. Wings? Who's that?

Lana: Oh, just something I used to make a plane.

Lincoln: It wouldn't have to be paper, isn't it?

Lana: Yes. Why?

[Lola gasps in shock then gets angry]

Lincoln: That's why.

Lola: [to Lana] So, you're the paper thief! What's the big idea?!

Lana: Well, you see...

[A flashback is shown of Lola reading a Princess book in her room]

Lola: This is a good story! [her stomach growls] Uh-oh! I need a snack. [As Lola leaves her room to go downstairs, Lana comes in]

Lana: I can't believe my plane broke! I have to use a substitute until I can get it fixed. [puts the broken toy on the table] [Lana searches for it in the toy box, but no luck] Nothing? Guess I'll just have to make one. But how? [She notices Lola's Princess book] Paper! Just what I need! [She tears the page off of it and folds it into a paper airplane] Perfect! I'll call you Mr. Wings! Come on, Mr. Wings! Let's play! [She leaves her room, go downstairs and outside]

Lola: [comes out of the dining room] These princess cookies were great! Now to get back to my story! [She goes back upstairs and went back to her room]

[End flashback]

Lincoln: You know, Lana, you should've asked permission.

Lana: Yeah, well...

Lola: I don't want to hear it! I'm getting sick of you always messing with my stuff!

Lana: Hey, it's not my fault you always leave your dumb girly junk around!

[Lola gasps in shock]

Lola: Well, at least I don't track mud and eat dumb gross things!

Lana: It's a free country! Deal with it, Drama Queen!

[Enraged at that statement, Lola grabs Lana's hat and goes to the kitchen]

Lana: Hey! Give me back my hat!

[Lola runs upstairs with her sister's hat]

Lana: [to Lincoln] What is she doing?

Lincoln: I dunno, but I don't like it.

[Lana follows Lola upstairs towards their room]

Lana: Where is... [sees her hat on Lola's tea set table] My hat!

[Lana goes to get it, but Lola walks up with her art kit and takes out glue and pink glitter]

Lana: [sternly] You wouldn't dare!

Lola: [sarcastically] Oh, wouldn't I? [She pours the two items on Lana's hat]

Lana: NOOOO!

[Lola gives her twin's messy hat back to her]

Lola: Maybe that'll learn ya!

[As she walks to her tea set, Lana gets ticked off]

Lana: Oh, yeah?! Let's see how you like it! [She grabs Lola's tea kettle off her table and runs off]

Lola: Hey! [Lola chases her and goes downstairs] Where is she? ''[She looks around in the dining room, but nobody's here. She goes to the kitchen, but nobody's here as well]'' Where's is that dirty sister of mine? [She sees the basement door open] The basement! [She goes downstairs and sees her teapot on the ground] There you are!

Lana: [Wearing a welding mask and gloves] Don't you mean "aren't"? [She uses a welding torch and burns the teapot as it turns to ashes]

Lola: [devastated] My teapot...

Lana: Now were even! [She walks away]

[Lola sulks in sadness then have fire in her eyes in rage]

''[Later, Lori is in the hallway and goes into her room. She sits on her bed and searches for something]''

Lori: Hey, where's my phone? [She looks around in her dresser] I know I put here a moment ago.

Leni: [Shows up] Hey, Lori! Lori?

Lori: Not now, Leni! I'm looking for my phone! It's missing!

Leni: Why? Do you think it ran away?

[Lori groans at that statement]

Lori: Maybe I'll ask somebody if they seen it. [She goes down the hall and knocks on Luna and Luan's room as the door opens]

Luan: Oh, hey Lori.

Lori: Hey, Luan. Listen, have you seen my phone?

Luan: Sorry, I haven't seen it. If I did, I'd be home a phone to tell you. [laughs] Get it?

Lori: Just great. Wait a minute, I can use the house phone to find it. [Runs off, but Lola stops her]

Lola: Hey, Lori. I know where your phone is?

Lori: You do?

Lola: Come with me. [She walks as Lori follows her]

Lori: I hope you're not trying to blackmail me again.

[They arrive in Lana and Lola's room and Lola opens Lana's toolbox to discover...]

Lori: My phone! [She takes it out] I thought I lost it forever! Thanks, Lola! [She hugs her]

Lola: You're welcome?

Lori: So Lana was the one who took my phone! Oh, well. It's not a big deal as long as she doesn't... [discovers something on my phone and gasps]...deleted all of my photos?! That was literally uncalled for! [to Lola] Do you want to know why she did it?

Lola: [acting] I don't know. Why?

Lori: Because she was making such a big deal after I scolded at her for tracking mud in the bathroom the other day! Well, I'm going to get back at her! [She grabs Lana's toolbox and goes downstairs]

Lola: [to the viewers] And people thought I'm the crazy one.

[Later, in the living room, Lana looks around for something]

Lana: Where is it?

Lincoln: [Shows up] Lana, what's wrong?

Lana: My toolbox is missing. I need to work on a summer project.

Lincoln: Where did you had it last?

Lana: In my room, but it's not here.

Lincoln: That's strange. Let's check outside. Maybe the toolbox...

Lana: ...must be in the garage! Yeah! Thanks, Linc! [She runs off as Lincoln follows suit]

[In the garage]

Lana: Dang it! It's not here!

Lincoln: Where else could it be?

[Charles barks]

Lana: Hey, Charles.

[He runs up to Lana with a wrench in his mouth]

Lana: Hey! That's my wrench! Good boy! [She pets him] Show me where you get it.

''[Charles runs off to show her as she and Lincoln follows him. He stops by a tree]''

Lana: My tools are not by the tree. So they must be up the tree.

Lincoln: Come on. Let's go get them.

Lana: Are you kidding me? No way! I'm afraid of making the same mistake twice.

Lincoln: Well, then, maybe we can shake the tree. ''[He and Lana does so and several tools fall out from the leaves followed by the toolbox. They step out of the way so they wouldn't get hit.]''

Lana: My tools! They're okay! [She picks them up one by one and puts them back in her toolbox] Now I can finish my project!

Lincoln: That's great, Lana! But, wait. How did your toolbox ended up in the tree in the first place?

[Lana thinks, then gasps]

Lana: I know exactly who! Lola! She did this just to get back at me for the teapot situation! Oh, game on!

[Later at night, Lynn comes out of the bathroom in her pajamas and goes to her room]

Lynn: Huh? [She sees Lucy's coffin colored Lola's favorite color and started laughing]

Lucy: What's so funny?

Lynn: [Got startled by her sister's appearance] Aah! [still laughing] Luce, look at your coffin.

Lucy: Gasp! My favorite coffin turned to my least favorite color. This has Lola written all over it. Grr! She's going to get it.

Lynn: Whoa, hold on. Before you go medieval spooky, you need to lighten up. It's not a big deal.

Lucy: Oh, really? Did she mess with your things?

[Lynn got shocked at that statement and goes to her duffle bag and sees her sport balls are colored pink as well]

Lynn: [sternly] So how do we deal with her?

Lucy: Do you have your hockey stick?

Lynn: [holds it] You know it! Are we going to whack her?

Lucy: I have something else in mind.

[The camera shows Lola's Princess Car outside]

Lynn: Perfect! But let's find a quiet space. We don't want to wake anyone up.

Lucy: Let's try the garage.

Lynn: Okay.

[Lucy gets inside the car and drives towards the garage as Lynn follows her and opens the garage for her to go inside then follows suit as the garage close]

[The next day]

Lola: [comes outside] Time to drive around my beautiful car! [She notices something] That's odd. Where's my car? I know it was out here yesterday. [She looks around for it] Of course! If the van is in the garage, so is my car. [She opens the garage and gasps in shock to see her car got wrecked and spray painted with the words "Lola is a Princess jerk!"]'' My beautiful car! Lana, you're gonna get it now! [Oil from the car splatters on her] Big time!

''[In Luna and Luan's room. Luna is playing her drums]''

Luna: Yeah! Playing them drums for summer break was totally rockin'! Whoops! I got to hit the can.

[As she goes to use the bathroom, Lola shows up and grabs the drumsticks]

Lola: This will do just fine.

[After Luna comes back a moment later, she sees her drum set is ruined as she sees a dented cymbal and drums with holes.]

Luna: My drums! They're all ruined! Totally bogus! And what happened to my sticks? I'm going to find that music destroyer!

[As she comes out of her room, Lola walks up]

Lola: [acting] Is something wrong, Luna?

Luna: You bet there is, dude! Somebody thrashed my drums and took my drumming sticks!

Lola: I know where they are.

Luna: You do? Rad! Where are they?

''[In Lana and Lola's room. Luna's drumsticks is broken on Lana's bed]''

Luna: No! My rocking sticks! I had them ever since I first got my axe a few years ago! Lans is going to suffer!

[Later, Lana comes in her room with a bucket]

Lana: Hey, Hops! I got your... [gasps]

[The cage is cracked and wide open]

Lana: Hops' cage! It's broken! I hope my little pal is okay.

[A croaking sound is heard and Lana turns around and see...]

Lana: Hops! You're okay! [She hugs him] I was so worried! [growls] That Lola! I'll show her! [She runs downstairs and goes to the kitchen] Let's see what I can use? [Goes to the fridge and open it] Aha! [She takes out a pie] Perfect! And add some mud and crickets...[She puts them on top of the pie] Perfect!

[Later, Lola walks down the hall and sees something in front of her room]

Lola: Hey. How did my Princess wand get out here?

''[Unknown to her, Lana hangs from the vent using a rope and holds a pie. She lowers herself down to the ground and jumps off]''

Lana: Hey, Lola! I hope you save room for dessert! [She throws the pie]

[As Lola turns around, she sees the pie heading for her and ducks out of the way and hits Lily as she comes out of her room]

Lana: Dang it.

[Lily shivers as she is about to cry]

Lana: No, Lily! Don't!

Lily: [Cries loudly]

[The other siblings comes out of their rooms]

Lincoln: Lily! Are you okay? You're messy! [He picks her up] There, there. It's okay. [He rocks her as she stops crying] Feel better?

[Lily sighs happily as Lincoln puts her down and cleans her up with a towel]

Luna: Great care taking, Bro!

[Lincoln gives her a rock horn for a grateful sign]

Lincoln: Well, now that that's taken care of. How'd Lily get covered in a dirty pie, anyway?

Lola: [to Lincoln] Why don't you ask Mud Breath over there!

[Angry, Lana takes out a mud piece from her pocket, walks up to Lola and put mud on her dress]

Lana: Saved the best for last!

Lola: My dress! [Enraged] THAT DOES IT! [She pounces on Lana and they start fighting]

Luna: Dudes, we got to help!

[Leni restraints Lola from the fight while Lincoln restraints Lana]

Lori: You two literally need to calm down.

Lola: Well, she started it!

Lana: Uh-uh! You did!

Leni: Why you guys were fighting anyway?

Lola: Well, the other day, Lana tore a page off my Princess book without asking me!

Lana: I said I didn't mean it! I just wanted a substitute plane! But after Miss Pretty won't let me explain, she grabbed my hat and poured glue and glitter on it!

Lola: But you got back at me by burning my teapot!

Lana: You messed with my things, I messed with yours! Big whoop! And you never should've taken my toolbox by putting it up in the tree!

Lola: What? I didn't do that!

Lana: A likely story!

Lori: No, Lana. She's right.

Lana: What do you mean?

Lori: It wasn't her who took your toolbox, it was me.

Lana: [shocked] What? Why would you do that?

Lori: Because you took my phone and deleted all my photos. That's when I found it there.

Lana: Hey, I never did that! I fix devices, not steal them!

Lori: So, you didn't...

[Lana shakes her head no]

Lori: Gosh. I'm sorry, Lana. I didn't mean to mess with your toolbox. I'll try to ask a question next time.

Lana: Thanks, big sis! [to Lynn and Lucy]' Lynn and Lucy, I'm sorry.

Lynn: For what?

Lana: For painting your stuff pink. I did that to get back at Lola.

Lynn: That was you?!

Lucy: Sigh. Guess we never should've wrecked Lola's car.

Lola: Hold up! It was you two that wrecked my car?! Not Lana?

Lynn: Guilty as charged.

Lucy: We thought you painted my coffin and Lynn's sport equipment.

Lola: I may like pink, but I have standards!

Luna: And Lans. You should know better to ruin my drum set!

Lana: Luna, I didn't do that either.

Lola: I did. Because I thought Lana messed with my Princess car.

Luna: That was you? Bogus, dude! Sorry, Lans. I never should've broke you pet case.

Lana: That's okay. Wait. You did that? That's okay. Guess I throw that pie at Lola for nothing. Sorry, Lily.

Lily: Poo-poo! [She crawls back to her room]

Luan: Well, pie think that was a good one! [laughs] But, seriously, Lana. You should know better than that!

Lola: Yeah!

Lynn: You too, Lola!

Lana: Yeah!

[Lola growls]

Lori: Well, don't you two have anything to say to each other?

[Lana and Lola look at each other]

Lola: [sternly] I'll think about it.

Lana: [sternly] Me too!

Lisa: Wise words, twin siblings.

Lori: Well, you better think about it because we're all going to the beach Friday.

Twins: [surprised] The beach?!

Leni: Totes!

Lynn: And Mom and Dad told us we have to be on our best behavior.

Luna: So you two better not screw this up for all of us.

Luan: That's right.

[The siblings went back to their rooms while Lana and Lola stands out there]

Lana: Well, I better get back to my project.

[Lana goes downstairs while Lola thinks about something]

[The next day, Lana comes inside the house and sees a box]

Lana: A delivery? [She reads the tag] For Lana Loud. [She opens it and gets a toy remote and a airplane that matches her hat] Wow! A real plane and it runs on batteries! But who ordered this for me? [thinks] Of course, Lola! I got to thank her! [She goes upstairs and into her room] Lola, thank you for... [notices something] Huh? Lola? Where is she? [She sees Lola's Princess book in the trash and opens it] I got it!

[Later, Lola come back home and sees her Princess book]

Lola: Huh? I thought this was in the trash. [She reads it and gets excited] A new and improved story! 'And the Princess and the Fixer apologize for the situations, they go off to play together and live happily ever after'. [elated] This is the best story ever! And I know just who to thank!

Lana. [off-screen] If you thanking them, they'll say you're welcome!

[Lola turns to the stairs and sees Lana standing on top.]

Lola: You're the best twin sister ever!

Lana: No! You are!

[Lola runs upstairs to Lana and they both hug]

Twins: I'm sorry for everything I've done! That's okay!

Lana: I'll ask permission for now on.

Lola: And I'll try to think before I act.

Lana: So what do you want to do now?

''[A scene shows the entire Loud Family at the beach. The parents are sitting in their beach towels watching their kids. Lori and Leni are sunbathing, Luna is strumming her ukulele, Luan is rubbing sunblock on herself, Lynn has her head in sand, Lucy is standing under her black umbrella, Lana and Lola are building sandcastles, Lisa is reading her book, Lily toddles in the sand and Lincoln is swimming]''

Lana: Hey, Lola! Look what I made!

[Lola walks over and sees a Princess Tower made of sand]

Lola: Wow! It's beautiful!

Lana: Do you like it?

Lola: I love it! Speaking of sand, I made something for you too!

[She takes Lana's hand and shows her a castle made of sand]

Lana: Wow! It's amazing! Thank you!

[The twins hug again]

[At a distance, their siblings watch them]

Lincoln: We're so glad those two are getting along again!

Luna: You said it, dude!

Leni: Totes!

Lynn: Yup!

Lisa: Affirmative!

Lori: That literally worked out well! Do you think we should tell them we planned this to get them to stop?

[They think about it for a moment]

Siblings: Nah!

Leni: Yup!

[The others look at her surprised as Lori whispers to her]

Leni: Oh, never mind.

Luna: Hey, dudes. What do you say we join the little dudes on their fun!

All: Yeah!

[They run towards Lana and Lola and helps them build sand castles as well]

Twins: Thanks, guys! [They look at each other] BEST SUMMER EVER! [They resumes building sand castles with their older siblings]

END