User blog:Reciter5613/Not a Loud alt ending

'''*Spoilers to anyone who hasen't seen the episode yet!*

We go to where Lynn sr reveals the presidential flag that newborn Lincoln was wrapped in.'''

Lincoln: Holy Cow! I can't believe it! I was delievered by the first lady!

Clyde: I believe she's referred to as "FLOTUS." Lincoln, wait until you tell this story to our class! It's gonna totally blow away the story of about Liam's water birth!

Rita: Sorry, sweetie, but you can't tell your class. Remember, it's top secret.

Lincoln: Oh, right.

Lynn sr sat down the couch next to Rita.

Lynn sr: Sorry about that, son. Also it's best not to tell any of your sisters. Expecially ones that could accidently spill it or try to blackmail someone.

Lincoln: Ah, so mainly Leni and Lola then. But, I still have to get a report done for school.

Rita: Well, we can make it like instead of the president it could be......a wealthy buisness man on official who prefers to keep his idenity a secret for reasons of emberisment.

Lynn sr: Yeah! who wants people to know he passed out during a childbirth?

Rita: You certainly didn't.

Lynn sr: Again, not how I remembered it!

Lincoln: That would make sense and it's technically the truth....I think.......Yeah, it is!

Clyde: Well, I'm guess glad your not of another family and had to move.

Rita: Oh, funny thing! We did stop breifly at the hospital to make sure there were no complications from your birth and when Lincoln was in the nursery, another couple almost took him thinking it was their kid.

Lynn sr: Mostly cause they had white hair and that they forgot their kid was a girl for some reason. That was awkward for them!

Rita: If it wasen't for us knowing you were a boy, we would of accidently taken their girl cause she looked like Lori......minus the head bump and web toes.

Lincoln and Clyde was surprised by this.

Lincoln: Oh.....I see that....happening.

Clyde: By the way, how did Lori lose those possible birth defects?

Rita: You don't want to know. Trust me!

Lynn sr then freaks out and sucks his thump. Rita then cuddled him.

Lincoln: Well, I'm just happy to still be called your son!

Lincoln and his parents then hugged.

Clyde: (crying with happiness) "It's just too beautiful."

Clyde blows his nose on the blanket. Then Lynn sr took it back.

Lynn sr: Uh, Clyde, that's a piece of American history.

Later, Lincoln and Clyde were in Lincoln's room.

Clyde: Glad that's over but we still havn't found out about your white hair.

Lincoln: You badly want to know this even more then me! Well, you can ask my sister's theories.

Then Lincoln's sisters open the door after hearing this.

Leni: Oh yeah! I'm totes sure he get it from Pop-Pop!

Lori: Pop-Pop wasen't always gray up there.

Luna: I believe it is from the stress of handling a large family like us.

Lynn: Well that would mean Lori should be white haired too.

Lori: Hey!!!!

Luan: Practical joke that became permenant! Not by me of course!

Lola: Fairy magic!

Lisa: Birth defect!

Lana: Mutation!

Lucy: Reincarnation of a former vampire!

Lily: Poo-Poo!

Then the sisters start fighting in the hall making Clyde back away.

Clyde: You know what, I don't think I wanna persue it right now.

Lincoln: Good call!