User blog:AJIsthecoolest/Lin-clone Loud (My First Fanfic)

(Its a normal day in The Loud House, everyone is just doing their normal things)

LISA: Finally, its finished! My new cloning machine.

LINCOLN: Did I hear cloning machine?

(Lincoln goes to Lisa's room)

LINCOLN: Hey Lisa, I heard you say clonin- Woah, what is that thing?

LISA: That, That over there is my new cloning machine. First one I have made. All I do is put-

LINCOLN: Do you need a test subject?

LISA: If you want to be my test subject, no. Its far too dangerous for a human being. Maybe I need an animal first...

LINCOLN: But Lisa,

LISA: Lincoln, be patient. After I use it on an animal you can try.

LINCOLN: Ok, but be quick.

LISA: Here, I'll use Subject 57A. Or as Lana calls it, Bitey. (From the episode Baby Steps  )

LANA: (From outside) Bitey, Where are you? Come out wherever you are.

(Lana sees Bitey being placed inside the cloning machine)

LANA: Bitey!

(Lana runs as fast as she can and hits Lincoln, making him go inside the cloning machine. The automatic door of the machine closes)

LANA: Oh, Bitey.

LISA: Lana, do you realize what you have done!

LANA: Yes! You were about to use Bitey in one of your experiments!

LISA: No, Lincoln is gonna be cloned!

LANA: What?

(Lisa brings Lana to a screen of what's happening inside the cloning machine)

LANA: What is that thing?

LISA: That's his DNA being copied, then they copy his body via 3D printer.

LANA: So he's some sort of robot.

LISA: Well technically, yes.

(The door opens as 2 identical Lincolns come out)

LINCOLN: Finally, I'll be able to have a person who has the same interests as me! (Plot from Changing the Baby)

LINCOLN2: Wazzup, Lincoln Loud in the house!

(Lincoln2 leaves the room)

LINCOLN: Wait, I don't speak like that. You said this would be an exact replica of me.

LISA: No, I said this is my first cloning machine, so its a bit rickety. I told you we should have used an animal subject first.

(Lincoln goes back to his room)

(The sisters go to Lisa's room to tell her and Lana how cool the new Lincoln was)

LUCY: Hey, wonder how different Lincoln has been acting lately, it makes me want to write a new poem

LORI: He's like litterally cool now!

LOLA: Yes, finally!

(Constant babbles about Lincoln2)

LISA: WAIT!

(Everyone stops talking)

LISA: The cool Lincoln... is a clone.

THE SISTERS: What!

LISA: Yes, he is. A Lincoln2.

(Lincoln2 goes into Lisa's room with blonde hair, football jacket, and shades of course)

LINCOLN2: Hey ladies, what's the haps.

(Lincoln walks into Lisa's room to play with Lincoln2)

LINCOLN: Hey Lincoln2, wanna hang out?

LINCOLN2: Sure, whatcha have?

LINCOLN: We can hangout at Clyde's house.

(The 2 go to Clyde's house)

LINCOLN2: This is Clyde? He looks totally uncool. He needs a new look.

(Lincoln2 gives Clyde Brushed hair, a leather jacket, basketball shoes, and shades of course)

CLYDE: Love the new look Lincoln. (Notices there are 2 Lincolns) WAIT WHY ARE THERE 2 OF YOU!

LINCOLN: Calm down Clyde, Lisa just cloned me.

CLYDE: Well, Lincoln2 looks cool.

LINCOLN: Yeah he does.

CLYDE: Mind if I hangout with Lincoln2 for awhile?

(Lincoln realizes that Clyde wants to hangout only with Lincoln2 instead of him)

LINCOLN: (Sadly) No, No no you guys can hangout.

LINCOLN2: Be back before din, Linc.

(After 6 hours)

(Lincoln sees Lincoln2 and Clyde giving each other a secret handshake)

LINCOLN: Why do they have a secret handshake?

(Lincoln2 comes back home, All the sisters are excited to meet him)

LINCOLN2: Woah ladies, calm down, I'll have time to hangout with all of you.

LINCOLN: What about... me...

(Lincoln2 and the sisters are heard laughing)

(Lincoln sleeps)

(Tomorrow)

(At school, During Lunch Lincoln realizes that his friends and Ronnie Anne are hanging out with Lincoln2)

Friend1: Oh man, this guy is even cooler than the real Lincoln.

LINCOLN2: Yeah, only old people have white hair right!

(Everyone Laughs except Lincoln)

RONNIE ANNE: Let's hangout sometime.

LINCOLN2: Sure.

(Ronnie Anne sees Lincoln sadly leaving)

RONNIE ANNE: Wait, Lincoln. Join us.

LINCOLN2: No way, he's totally uncool, he doesn't look cool, he doesn't talk cool, he doesn't act cool. He's uncool.

(Hearing this makes Lincoln Cry a bit, and he runs away)

RONNIE ANNE: Hey, making fun of others is the thing that's "uncool"

FRIEND: Yeah, you're the "uncool" one.

(Everyone is mad at Lincoln2)

(Lincoln is just listening to what their saying. Lincoln is overjoyed because his friends and girlfriend care about him)

(At home)

LINCOLN: Hey, guys. Here hangout with Lincoln2.

LORI: No way, he litterally is so mean to you.

LOLA: Yeah, he's even worse than me.

(Lisa walks down the stairs)

LISA: Well, I made a deleter machine.

(The sisters force Lincoln2 in the deleter machine)

LINCOLN2: No, No NO!!! THIS IS TOTALLY UNCOOL!!!

AUTOMATED VOICE: The subject is deleted.

LYNN: Don't worry Lincoln, we'll hangout with you.

LUAN: Yeah, we will anytime.

THE SISTERS: Yeah.

(Everyone is happy, then everyone goes to sleep, while walking everyone talks about what happened)

LINCOLN: (To the viewers) I should have known my sisters would always be there for me, no matter what happens.

(The episode ends)

TRIVIA

 * The part where Lincoln2 was cooler so he was taking all the popularity, was inspired by the Fairly OddParents episode: Imaginary Gary, where Timmy's imaginary friend Gary, was cooler than him.
 * The Look of Lincoln2, was based on a fanart I so of him on the internet.
 * Bitey, Or subject 57A, was from Baby Steps, where Lisa and Lana were fighting over it.