User blog:LPCDDude/Lincoln's Report

Here's what would've happened with Lincoln about telling the birth story in class in "Not a Loud".

(Episode opens up with Lincoln and [[Clyde McBride|Clyde with in the Royal Woods Elementary School school corridor.) Lincoln (nervous): (Gulps) I'm a little nervous about telling my birth story Clyde. I promised my parents I would not tell anyone else. Clyde: You don't have to tell her. I mean Mrs. Johnson does not mind if you keep secrets from her. (Scene switches to a close-up of Mrs. Johnson sitting on her desk.) Mrs. Johnson: I would mind if anyone would keep secrets from me. Lincoln (distressed): Sighs! Do I have a choice? Mrs. Johnson (angry): No! Lincoln (regretful): Sighs! Okay! Gulp! Guys, I'm worried my parents and Donald Trump will be mad after this. (Orange time card with blue capital letters saying "AFTER THE STORY!", then, Rita, and Lynn Sr. stand next to Lincoln.) Lynn Sr. (furious): Man! I'm disappointed in you! You PROMISED! Rita (furious): You blew it! Lincoln (upset): But... Donald Trump (furious): No buts! You promised not to tell anyone else that you were brought home by * brought you home! Lincoln: Sorry! Rita: Sorry doesn't cut it. You're GROUNDED!

(*) I'm guessing Laura Bush was first lady around when Lincoln was born if he's 11.