User blog:007Jamesdean/Cat-Dog Fusion

Me, Lincoln, Luan and Eddy were in the Simulator.

Vince, Carol, Luna, Sam L., Lynn, Lucy, Marie, Dawn, Naruto, Pakura, Courtney and Lola and Lisa were in the control room.

The Simulator activated and they found themselves in the city of Nearburg in the show CatDog.

Luan: Awesome! We're in CatDog.

Eddy: This is one of my favorite shows.

Lincoln: I watched this show all the time with Luan and it is funny and awesome.

Me: It's really funny huh?

?: Get that CatButt!!!!

They saw three nasty tough dogs chasing CatDog.

Me: That's CatDog and those clods chasing them are the Greaser Dogs!

The Greaser Dogs - Cliff, Lube and Shriek, are the most nefarious and most ruthless gang ever to terrorize Nearburg. They hate CatDog with a terrible vengeance and want nothing more than to see them suffer by pounding the living daylights of the them.

Luan: I hate the Greasers. They give dogs and people everywhere a bad name.

Lincoln: I hate them just as much.

Me: Lets pound them and see how they like it. But this time we will pound them into Oblivion.

Eddy: Yeah. As my friend Kevin would say they are 3 big Dorks!

Lincoln: That's right. As the Ripping Friends like to say--

Me, Luan, Eddy and Lincoln: IT"S RIPPING TIME!!!!

They went after the Greasers and they cornered CatDog in an alley and just as they were about to pulverize CatDog, I kick Cliff in the face and send him crashing into a wall.

WHAM!!!! CRASH!!!!!

Luan punched Shriek in the mouth and knocked out all her teeth.

POW!!!!! SMASH!!!!

Lincoln kicked Lube in the back of the head and sent him flying into the wall and he was squished like a bug.

BLAM!!!! SPLAT!!!!!

Cliff: (Blubbering) Why you brats!? Now we'll pound yous too!

Me: You're very poorly educated aren't you? You guys must've left your brains in a garbage dump thousands of miles from here stupids.

Lube: (Stupidly) Hey! My brain is duh reight here. [Points to his head]

Lincoln: Yeah. You were born with no brain.

Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at the Greasers and it electrocuted them.

ZAP!!!!!!

Their skeletons were showing when they got electrocuted.

Cliff: Ow!

Luan: Lets see you handle these dogs? (Laughs) Get it? But seriously, these dogs will hurt.

Luan formed some wolves made of pure light and they mauled the Greasers to shreds.

The light wolves vanished.

I entangle the Greasers in vines and pulverize them by slamming them into the walls of the buildings with tremendous force.

POW!!! BLAM!!!! WHAM!!!! SMASH!!!! CRASH!!!!!

Cliff, Lube and Shriek were groan in extreme pain and agony.

Me; That oughta teach you Greaser losers.

Eddy: Yeah. You dorks give people everywhere a bad name. You three are true pieces of trash.

Cat: Wow! That was amazing! You all just pounded the Greaser Dogs like they were nothing.

Dog: Yeah. Hi-ho-diggety that was awesome!

Me: Thanks Guys. We should introduce ourselves. I'm J.D. Knudson.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud and this is my sister Luan.

Eddy: And I'm Eddy. Luan's boyfriend.

Cat: It's a pleasure to meet you both. I take it you know our names.

Me: That's right Cat. You and Dog are funny.

Cat: (Laughing) Why thank you J.D. but you guys were amazing. How did you guys do all that with the light and lightning and the plants?

Me: We have all kinds of unique powers. I was given my powers because of Cosmic Radiation.

Cat: Radiation from Outer Space? That's incredible.

Luan: I was given Light powers by Sulis, the Goddess of The Sun in Celtic Myth.

Lincoln: I was given Lightning powers by Hinon, the Spirit of Lightning in Iroquois Myth.

Eddy: I got my Bat Wing powers because of the Bat Wing Magisword.

Dog: That's amazing guys.

?: What's going on here?

They saw a green rabbit dressed in a blue suit.

Me: Rancid Rabbit.

Rancid: Yeah? What's it to ya?

Me: Payback time. You're nothing more than a thief, a conartist and a dirty double-crosser. You conned everyone out of their money, made their lives miseravke and destroyed and ruined so many lives.

Rancid: I have not!

Lincoln: Yes you have.

Rancid: Name one time!

Me: You charged CatDog $34,000 for an all you can eat buffet.

Lincoln: You put them in jail for being a stupid lifeguard.

Luan: You denied them service at Mr. Taco's by banning them.

Me: You became a false cop and prohibited Farburg Burger Bones like in the 18th Amendment of the Constitution that was repealed.

Rancid: And your point is?

Me: The point is Rancid, you're a greedy heartless sociopath that doesn't care about anyone other than himself and only loves money more than anything else and you don't care who to step on to get what you want.

Rancid: No on talks to me like that!

?: Rancid Rabbit you are under arrest. We heard everything he said and you're looking at some very hard time.

Rancid was taken away and the Greasers were placed under arrest as well.

The mayor of Nearberg gave Me, Luan, Lincoln, Eddy and CatDog the key to the city for stopping the Greasers and Rancid Rabbit. I offered CatDog to move away from Nearberg to Royal Woods and they accepted. The Ingrid Twins - their girlfriends were with them too. They kicked Winslow out and their house now lives next door to ours. The Cliff, Lube and Shriek were found guilty of gangsterism, numerous counts of assault and battery, attempted murder and grand theft. They were all sentenced to 17 Life Sentences with no parole and an additional 700,344 years. They were also ordered to pay $750,000,000.00 in restitution to CatDog. Rancid Rabbit was found guilty of corruption, grand theft, fraud, false imprisonment, kidnapping, wire fraud, racketeering, money laundering, embezzlement, obstruction of justice and false arrest. He was sentenced to 8 Life Sentences without Parole plus 50,245 years and was ordered to pay $500,000,000,000.00 to CatDog and the Knudson-Loud-Anderson Family. CatDog was now made filthy rich and they can now start a whole new life without the Greasers and Rancid plaguing their lives. They expanded their house and made it bigger than ever. It was the beginning of a brand new life.

The Simulation ended and we took a break for lunch.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

CatDog was one of my favorite cartoons and also a very famous Nickelodeon cartoon. I watched the whole series and it was awesome. Jim Cummings did a lot of Voice Acting over the last 35 years and he is one of my favorite voice actors. The Greasers and Rancid sure got what they deserved. I hated those freaks on CatDog. But they will never again plague CatDog. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.

CatDog is owned by Peter Hannan and Nickelodeon Studios.