User blog:007Jamesdean/A Spy's Adventure.

It starts out with me, Varie, Lincoln & Linka waking up.

Me: Another magnificent Sunday.

Rita: (Offscreen) RISE AND SHINE KIDS! WE'RE GOING TO AUNT RUTH'S TODAY! YAY!

Me: Auth Ruth's is today.

Varie: 3 Weeks already?

Lincoln: Yep and it's Vince's turn.

Everyone was getting ready for Aunt Ruth as Vince came in.

Vince: Hey guys.

All: Hi Vince.

Carol: Vince!

Vince and Carol kissed.

Vince: Hey Carol. I got your text and it's to babysit while you guys are at Auth Ruth today.

Carol: It sure is.

Lynn Sr.: Okay Vince who are you gonna babysit?

Vince: Lets see. Carol, Carrie, Leia & Katie, Luna, Ember, Luan, Marie, Lynn, Dawn, Lincoln, Wednesday, Lucy, Laney, Lola and Lisa. And Lily too.

Lynn Sr.: All right. Well is everyone ready?

Lori: (Bored) Yes dad.

They left for Aunt Ruth and Vince was placed in charge of Carol, Carrie, Leia & Katie, Luna, Ember, Luan, Marie, Lynn, Dawn, Lincoln, Wednesday, Lucy, Laney, Lola, Lisa and Lily.

Vince: All right guys. It's time for our first activity.

There was a knock at the door and Vince answered it. It was Eddy.

Eddy: Hey Vince.

Vince: Oh hello Eddy.

Luan: My King of Comedy has arrived.

Eddy: And my Queen Angel of Comedy is alway as beautiful as ever.

Eddy and Luan kissed.

Eddy: So what's happening Vince?

Vince: I'm babysitting while everyone else goes to Aunt Ruth. They go every three weeks.

Eddy: Cool.

Luna: I'm glad I'm not eating 60-year-old pudding right now dudes.

Lisa: Yes indeed.

Carrie: That must taste really awful. It's a miracle you all haven't gotten botulism from it.

Lincoln: J.D. told me the exact same thing Carrie.

Vince: By the way Carrie how are you doing healing after your whole ordeal?

Carrie: I'm much better now that Chris is in prison forever and Billy is dead.

Leia: I'm so glad mommy.

Katie: Me too.

Carrie: Thanks girls.

Carol: I'm so happy for you Carrie. Have you gotten full control of your powers?

Carrie: I sure have and it turns out my powers were given to me because of hatred and rage. But now my love for my family has made me stronger than ever.

Eddy: That's awesome Carrie. I heard what happened to you and that was terrible.

Carrie: I know Eddy. I'm glad I moved on.

Vince: Me too. Now Our first activity is what I like to call Spy Partnership. We go to the simulator to do it. We're going to be in awesome spy movies and team up with and take down the villains trying to take over or destroy the world.

Lynn: Cool! I love spy movies.

Laney: Me too.

Lisa: Spy movies are a very magnificent source of entertainment.

Lincoln: My favorites are the James Bond movies.

Luan: This is something worth spying for! [Rimshot] [Laughs] Get it?

Vince, Carrie, Carol, Ember and Dawn laughed and everyone else sighed.

Vince: Good one Luan.

Eddy: (Laughs) Good one.

In the simulator they got ready.

Vince: Okay so who wants to go first?

Lincoln: I will.

Lynn: You can do it Lincoln.

Vince: Also I invited someone special over.

Ronnie Anne came in.

Lincoln: Hey Ronnie Anne.

Ronnie Anne: Hey Lame-o. I heard you are gonna have a spy adventure and I came to watch.

Lincoln: Cool.

Lucy: This is gonna be an interesting experience for us. Vampires and Spy Movies are my favorite things.

Laney: That's interesting Lucy.

Lily: I agree.

Lincoln went into the simulator and Vince typed in the scenario.

Vince: Coming online Lincoln.

Lincoln found himself in a jungle and he saw a hanging radio transmitter.

Lincoln: I'm in the movie Goldeneye! My all time favorite. James Bond needs my help.

Lincoln slid down the dish and went in through a hatch into a lair and then an explosion blasted apart part of the lair.

KABOOM!!!!

Lincoln ran all over the lair as it was falling apart and he was killing all kinds of henchmen all from Russia with his Lightning powers. Lincoln went into the control room and found the Goldeneye console.

Lincoln: It's the Goldeneye Console. Now I got to get it out. I hope my technical skills pay off.

Lincoln typed in a code and the disk ejected and he grabbed it and got the keys and put them in the case they came in and he put it in his backpack.

Lincoln: Now to go help James and kill Alec.

Alec grabbed an AK47 Assault Rifle and went after James as he was making his way to the Transmitter.

Lincoln took an AK47 from a down man.

Lincoln: This spell should provide me with a fighting edge. [Chants an incantation] Kestinyro Mingyuja Kretta!

Lincoln's lightning magic gave the AK47 an infinite ammo supply and he put the gun on his back and took the elevator to the transmitter.

Lincoln: This is so awesome.

The elevator opened up to the top and he was running on a bridge to the transmitter and he saw Alec shooting at James.

Lincoln: Oh no you don't!

Lincoln took his gun and fired at Alec.

GUNFIRE!!!!

Lincoln: Eat red-hot lead Alec!

Lincoln got him in the leg and ran up to him as he climbed onto the transmitter and punched him in the mouth and knocked out a tooth.

Lincoln caught up with James.

Lincoln: James!

James Bond saw him.

James: You managed to slow down Alec?

Lincoln: I sure did. I'm Lincoln Loud. I'm from America and I came here to help you.

James: It's a pleasure to meet you Lincoln. You slowed Alec down?

Lincoln: I sure did. I shot him in the leg.

James: Impressive.

Lincoln: Not bad for an 11-year-old kid huh. Plus I got the Goldeneye Disk and Keys and killed all of Alec's men.

James: Good work.

Lincoln: Thank you. Lets blow this thing to pieces.

They got into the gear room and Lincoln took a pipe and jammed it into the metal track and welded it together with his powers.

In the destroyed lair, Boris was working on the computer.

Boris: Yes! I am invincible.

He typed in a command and the Transmitter was online. But the transmitter jammed and it was gonna explode any minute. Alec was slowly catching up to them.

The satellite reentered the Earth's atmosphere over the Atlantic Ocean and exploded.

Lincoln and James beamed to the ground and Alec was with them and Lincoln punched Alec in the stomach and kicked him in the face. James punched Alec in the mouth and nose and leg-sweeped him and kicked him in the back. Then the Transmitter exploded into a huge fireball.

KABOOM!!!!

Alec: No!!!

Lincoln: You lose Alec.

Natalya Simonova came and she had a gun pointed at Alec.

Natalya: (Russian Accent) It's over Alec. You and Boris are through.

Lincoln: I agree. We have you surrounded. There's nowhere to run.

Alec: It's never over. I will destroy England for what they did to my ancestors.

Lincoln: You can join them in the Netherworld!

Alec: For England guys?

James: No.

Lincoln: For the world.

They fired at him.

GUNFIRE!!!!

They pumped his guts full of lead and killed him.

Natalya: That takes care of him.

Lincoln: No kidding. I'm glad he's gone for good.

James: Me too. He was my friend and in the end he became a traitor.

Lincoln: I can't believe that.

James: I couldn't have done this without you Lincoln. You and Natalya were great.

Lincoln: I'm glad I could help James.

Natalya: I agree.

They both kissed.

The exercise was done and Lincoln came out and they all cheered for him.

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln you were amazing!

Lincoln: Thanks Ronnie Anne.

Vince: Good job Lincoln. What are you gonna do with the GoldenEye program?

Lincoln: I'm gonna put it in a special vault where it will never be used again.

Luan: Good thinking Linc.

Eddy: That was really awesome Lincoln. You sure showed Alec who's boss.

Lincoln: Thanks Eddy.

Carrie: That was really cool how you did him in.

Lincoln: I know Carrie. Alec was gonna pludge the world into a Global Financial Meltdown by stealing all of Englands money and GoldenEye will erase all the records of the transactions. A pretty ingenious scheme.

Lisa: It certainly was. Alec's scheme of gaining world domination was totally genius. Russia sure has developed a very prominent tool of disorder.

Vince: They sure have Lisa. Also Lincoln be careful with that AK47. It's a dangerous weapon.

Lincoln: I know. I'll have to see if I can get a gun safe for it.

Luna: Good thinking dude.

Carol: Okay. I think I'll go next.

Vince: Okay Carol. We're going to do another cool game called History Adventure. We go into the Simulator and we join the event from that year.

Carol: Cool! History is one of my favorite subjects. Same as Lori's

Lincoln: I can believe it Carol.

Carol went into the Simulator and it activated and she found herself in the Hundred Years War in the year 1431. Luckily the Simulator doesn't do time travel.

The Hundred Years War lasted from 1337 to 1453 and it was an intense war that was for the control over the Throne of France. The House of Valois of France and the House of Plantagenet of England were in a fierce battle that lasted 116 years and it was brutal.

Carol: Wow! I'm in the Hundred Years War. This is one of my favorite events in history.

Carol checked a device on her arm and it was really May 30th, 1431.

Carol: Oh man. Today's the day they burn Joan of Arc at the stake for Heresy. I've got to stop it.

Carol saw the castle Joan was gonna be executed at and she spread her wings and flew to the castle. From above, she saw Joan being tied to the stake and they lit it on fire and Carol swooped down and cut her free and rescued her.

Carol: Are you alright Joan?

Joan: Yes I am. You have saved me.

Carol: They were persecuting you for Heresy. That is wrong on so many levels.

Joan: I agree. Thank you.

Carol: My name is Carol Pingrey Loud. They don't even know what the power of an angel is capable of.

Joan: I agree. Lets show them and put an end to this horrific war.

Carol and Joan landed and Carol fired a heat ray at the soldiers coming for them and vaporized them completely and destroyed much of the castle in a fiery explosion.

Joan: Your power is amazing, Carol.

Carol: I was given my powers from an amazing source. It's hard to explain Joan. I'm actually from an alternate time almost 600 years into the future. It's complicated.

Joan: I can believe it. But I owe you my life Carol.

Carol: A life is never owed when saved out of friendship and love.

Joan: Thank you Carol. I want to go with you to where you live and share what I know to all of you.

Carol: If that is your choice you are more than welcome to.

The simulation ended and everyone they met Joan of Arc.

Vince: It's a pleasure to meet you Joan. I'm Vince Pusateri.

Carol: Vince is my boyfriend. He is the most awesome boyfriend ever.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud.

Luna: It's a pleasure to meet you Joan. I'm Luna Loud.

Luan: Pleasure Joan, I'm Luan Loud.

Eddy: I'm Eddy. Luan is my girlfriend.

Lynn: I'm Lynn Loud Jr.

Lucy: I'm Lucy Loud.

Laney: I'm Laney Loud.

Lola: I'm Lola Loud. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Lisa: I'm Lisa Loud. It's a pleasure to make your acquantance.

Lily: And I'm Lily Loud.

Lincoln: Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Laney, Lola, Lisa and Lily are my sisters.

Joan: You have a big family Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Ronnie Anne: I'm Ronnie Anne Santiago, Lincoln's girlfriend.

Wednesday: I'm Wednesday Addams Loud. I've been adopted after my family was killed in an explosion.

Joan: That's terrible. I'm so sorry.

Wednesday: It's okay. Thank you for your concern.

Carrie: I'm Carrie White Loud. I've been adopted too. These are my little girls Leia and Katie.

Leia: It's a pleasure Joan.

Katie: Same here.

Joan: The pleasure is all mine.

Marie: I'm Marie Kanker Loud. I was adopted too.

Dawn: I'm Dawn. I come from another dimension.

Joan: That's interesting. I have so much to learn about the year I'm in now.

Vince: You're in the year 2017, 586 years into the future.

Joan: Wow! I have a lot to learn. But I have a feeling I'm gonna like it here.

Carol: I'm glad Joan.

Vince: Whose turn is next?

Lucy: I'll go.

Lucy went into the simulator and it activated and she found herself in Salem, Massachusetts.

Lucy: Gasp! I'm in the Salem Witch Trials in 1692.

The Salem Witch Trials was one of the darkest events in America's history back in the 17th Century. People believed that the Devil was walking the Earth and the people of Salem persecuted numerous people and killed them for Witchcraft. Most of them were innocent people. It was a time of total fear and persecution.

Lucy: This is an absolutely horrific event. I may be a goth girl and I love things that are dark and gloomy but I would never stoop this low.

Lucy walked around the town and she saw a woman in the dunking chair. It was a tool used back then.

Crier: Confess Witch! You are working for Satan!!

?: No! I swear, I am not!

She was dunked again.

Lucy saw the woman and she saw that she looked an awful lot like Lori.

Lucy: (In her head) Gasp! That's Lori's ancestor Lorraine Newton Loud. She was innocent and was burned at the stake tomorrow night.

Crier: Talk witch!

Lorraine: I am not a witch!

Lucy: (In her head) I have to stop all this.

Crier: Burn the witch tomorrow!

After everyone went to sleep Lucy crept into the town jail and broke open the jail cells.

Lucy: Are you all okay?

Lorraine: Yes thanks to you.

Lucy: My name is Lucy Loud. I am your descendent from 325 years into the future. I'm from the 21st century.

Lorraine: That's interesting. Thank you for freeing us Lucy. It's nice to know that I have family in the future. This whole town has gone mad. They are killing hundreds of people for witchcraft.

Lucy: I know. This is absolutely sick and we have to stop this. Lets rally up everyone that's been wrongfully persecuted and stand up for ourselves. If they want a fight with Witchcraft then they will get one.

Lucy gathered everyone together and they all became an unruly mob armed with torches and books.

TBC