Thread:MrTyeDye/@comment-30953185-20180127201128/@comment-32202721-20180127203153

(Lynn Sr. and Rita came out of their bedroom each holding a suitcase)

Lori: Uh Mom Dad, you do realize we just got home right?

Lynn Sr.: Your mother and I have to go, something happened with Aunt Ruth.

Lana: Oh okay then.

Lisa: You seem oddly nonplussed about your relative possibly being hurt.

Lana: Like any of you would care any more.

Lynn: I'd care!...Kind of. Probably.

Rita: One of her cats ended up eating her pudding and she's having trouble dealing with the cat at the vet, so we have to go and make sure nothing worse happens.

Lori: Oh. Turned out to be no big deal after all.

Lana: I don't know. I'd be a little worried about the cat.

Lily: Kitty!

Luan: (not paying attention) Yeah, alright then.

Lynn Sr.: Anyways, we'll be back in a few days make sure the house is still standing and let Lincoln rest he's had a busy week taking care of all ten of you.

Lisa: Hey what a novel idea instead of separating our thoughts with punctuation let's just mash them all together into one incoherent mess it's not like it'll make our writing more difficult to read or anything.