User blog:LoudFanWolf/A Caring Chaps Conundrum with Conflict

First Fight, a story by LoudFanWolf

It was Sunday, lazy day at The Loud House, and everyone was doing their usual things; Luna was jamming on her axe, Lori was texting Bobby, Lincoln was reading Ace Savvy on the living room couch, Leni was bruishing her hair, Lynn was bouncing a ball on her foot, Lucy was doing a seance etc. Everything seemed normal. When suddenly a shriek came from Lana and Lola's room, which made every other Loud kid stop were doing, and rush toward the twins room, wondering if either Lana or Lola were in some kind of danger, or if they had gotten themselves involved in a household accident, which was very common given that the house was filled with 11 kids, who of course couldn't all be watched at the exact same time.

When all the other LKs got to Lana and Lola's room, they found the latter twin slowly backing away from her bed. A giant snake (or at least it was giant from the POV of a child) was sitting on Lola's bed, hissing at her, as a way of telling her to go away from it's resting place.

When Lola was sure that she was safe from the snake, she stomped angrily out of her bedroom, past her older siblings (Lisa was at the local University giving a lecture, and Lily was with Rita and Lynn Sr at the park) and toward the bathroom. When Lola reached the closed bathroom door, she began to pound on it while screaming "LANA! LANA! LANAAAAAAA!!!"

Lana, who was in the bahtroom fixing the bathroom sink which had broken for the 3rd time that month, screamed back from behind the door "WHAT?!"

"COME! OUT! OF! THERE! RIGHT! NOW! WE NEED TO TALK!" Geez, talk about angry. The other Loud siblings had seen Lola when she got mad plenty of times, but never like this.

Lana opend the bathroom door, an annoyed look on her face. "Geez, sis, what do you want? Can't you see I'm trying to fix the sink here?"

Lola, still red in the face with boiling rage shouted back in reply. "I don't care about the sink right now! How many times have I told you to keep your mangy, nasty, bloodthirsty animals away from MY SIDE of the bedroom?"

Lana raised an eyebrow. "Bloodthirsty? Why would you say that?"

"Oh, I don't know, how about the DANGEROUS, POISONOUS, BLOODTHIRSTY SNAKE THAT I JUST FOUND ON MY BED?!"

"Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, I found this snake near the junkyard and it looked so lost and lonely, so I brought it home with me."

"WHY, WHY, WOULD YOU DO THAT!? I have a hard enough time with El Diablo slithering all around the house all the time as it is, so why would you bring another disgusting reptile into this house?"

Lana's eyes narrowed. "Hey! My animals have the right to go wherever they please in and around this house, and don't you EVER call my reptiles disgusting again!"

Lola leaned in and became nose-to-nose with her twin. "I'll call them whatever I want to, grease monkey."

"Not if I have anything to say about it, brat queen."

Lana and Lola growled eachother before Lana jumped on Lola and began punch, kick, and bite at her twin, Lola doing the same.

Lori leaned in and whispered to the rest of her 6 siblings who weren't fighting. "Sibling Fight Protocol is in affect now! Quick, everyone to Lincoln's room!" And the 6 Loud siblings did just that, as they sprinted toward Lincoln's room, the latter shutting and locking his bedroom door, before hiding and staying quiet with the rest of his 6 siblings. This had become routine with fights ever since the sisters had realized their mistake of not letting their brother know about the "Sister Fight Protocol" which they had now changed to the "Sibling Fight Protocol" so as to not leave Lincoln out of it anymore.

The 6 Loud siblings were sitting in their small, unfortunately cramped safe space, uncomfortable, but at least thankful to no longer be out there, where two angry, rowdy twins were fighting, out for each other's blood.

"Okay, " Lori started "We all should be safe in here as long as-"

HEYYYYYY YOUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYS!!!"

'Oh no,' the 6 Loud siblings thought 'Derek is here, and now, he's is mortal danger.'

(WORK IN PROGRESS, WILL BE FINISHED SOMETIME TODAY OR LATER THIS WEEK, TITLE WILL BE CHANGED ALSO)