User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Pets Peeved

Charles, Cliff, Geo, and Walt were at a cabinet one day,

When the kids said, "We're back! We're no longer away!".

They got lots of affection and tricks and games too,

Then Lana came home and she said, "Hey, you,

Should see this white dog who I found outside!".

The kids found him so cute they practically cried.

This made Charles, Cliff, Geo and Walt feel jealous of the pup,

And when he got a treat, but not them, they were fed up.

At bedtime, they all wanted to sleep with the white,

Dog and Lisa said, "There's eight hours a night,

So we each have 43.6 minutes with our friend."

When the pets got shooed out, they thought, "This has to end!".

They went to the doghouse and all imagined Linc,

Giving them away- what a sad thing to think!

And with anti-new-dog signs our pal Charles did show,

They all agreed that the dog had to go.

Cliff broke a vase and let the pup take the blame,

But Rita did not think that it was a shame.

In fact she was glad 'cause she hated the thing.

The other pets thought of more chaos to bring.

The pets framed the pup for eating Lynn Sr.'s chow,

But he said, "At last someone likes this stuff now!

Usually this stuff just makes someone spew!",

Which was then what Charles, Cliff, Geo, and Walt had to do.

They made the dog muddy, which the kids agreed was bad,

But they just gave him a bath and they weren't even mad.

They phoned up the dogcatcher, who said, "What's going on?"

Charles barked, they came round, and the puppy was gone,

But then the four pets saw an ad on TV,

That was for the exact same pet sanctuary,

And the pets in the cages looked awfully sad,

And what was worse, the advertisement had,

Wording that sounded like the pets there would die,

If they weren't adopted -- enough to make one cry!

They hitchhiked to the pound and got in through the door,

By tripping the sensor with a trash can on the floor.

Walt pooped in the coffee and Geo chewed the wire,

Both with the intention of causing the man ire.

They set the pup free and the catchers gave chase.

Corinne netted them and went back toward the place.

They broke through the net and ran away from Corinne,

But she netted them quickly- she was so mean.

The puppy took off, then bit her on the rear.

Meanwhile, the kids knew the pets were not there.

They started to cry but the pets all came home.

Then a young girl named Clare said, "My doggie did roam,

Away from his collar, and Watterson's his name.

There he is now!". The kids thought, "It's a shame,

That we couldn't keep him, but we are still glad,

'Cause our pets are all home. Isn't that rad?"