Be Stella My Heart/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Be Stella My Heart".

Script
[The episode starts off with showing a shot of the school, which then shows Lincoln and his friends having lunch] Clyde: "Liam, would you be interested in my hand-cut sushi? It's Yellowtail." Liam: "You know I am. Hey, you want my deviled eggs? They're farm-to-table." Rusty: "Lincoln, is that your dad's homemade pudding?" Lincoln: "It is. What are you offering?" Rusty: "One bologna sandwich, fridge-to-table." Lincoln: "Throw in your buffalo chips, and we've got a deal." Zach: "So, no takers on my tuna kit?" Rusty: "Your mom's still buying those, huh?" [Zach sadly nods]

Lincoln: [notices something] "Guys, here comes the new girl! The one I met on the bus."

[The guys all look and see Stella with a lunch bag walking their way.]

Liam: "Ooo-wee, She sure is easy on the eyes."

Zach: "Oh yeah. And I hear she speaks three languages."

Clyde: "Have you guys heard her laugh? It's so... contagious."

Rusty: "I like the way her hair smells." [The other boys gawk] "What? Too far?"

Lincoln: [gasps] "Here she comes! Be cool! Be cool!"

Stella: "Hang on." [The boys stop and listen] "Lincoln, what's in that thermos?" Lincoln: "My dad's homemade tomato soup." Stella: [Thinks about it] "I'll trade you my fruit salad for it." Lincoln: "Deal!" [Walks over to Stella, followed by the others] Liam: "Hey, how about swapping them there rice cakes for some hush puppies?" Stella: "Definitely." Zach: "Any chance you'd trade your juice box for a tuna kit?" Stella: "Sorry, dude. That's where I draw the line." ''[The boys laugh, except for Zach who is rather bummed out. Stella gestures for the boys to sit with her, and they happily do so]'' Clyde: "After lunch, we can work out our new snake formation." Stella: "Just wanna throw it out there: have you guys ever considered a scorpion formation?" [Pulls out a diagram of said formation] "It's 22% more effective." Boys: "Ooh!" Lincoln: "We're listening."