User blog:TheManInTheWhiteMask/Loud House - The Improv Club

(After Luan gets kicked out of her Improve Comedy Club, Lincoln comes up with a plan to get back at them.)

It's another regular day at the Loud House. The Loud sibilings, with the exception of Luan, were in the living room doing their own things.

Lincoln: (To the audience) Today's just another day in the Loud House. Which usually means something happens to someone, and I somehow get dragged into it.

Just as Lincoln says this, Luan bursts in through the door, and throws herself on the couch crying.

Lincoln: (To the audience) And there's my cue.

Everyone goes in to comfort Luan.

Luna: Yo Luan, What's wrong dude?

Lana: Yeah. You'd usually come in bursting through the door, and make a joke.

Lori: Did something happen?

Luan: (Crying) I got kicked out. That's what happened.

Leni: (Confused) What? Kicked out of where?

Luan: (Getting up, but still crying a bit) From my Improv Club. They said all my ideas weren't funny, and that something tragic was funnier than me.

Everyone: (Sympathetic) Aww...

Lincoln then came up with an idea.

Lincoln: Wait! They said something tragic was funnier than you?

Luan: (Confused) Yeah. Why?

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (Rubbing his chin) I think I have an idea.

<p class="MsoNormal">It cuts to the Improv Club, as their in the middle of an act.

<p class="MsoNormal">Improv Actor: So first we need a historical event. Who's got an event?

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (In the audience) Pearl Harbor!

<p class="MsoNormal">Improv Actor: Okay. Maybe something else. All right, let's start with a person.

<p class="MsoNormal">Luan: (In the audience) Garry Shandling!

<p class="MsoNormal">Improv Actor: Okay, all right, for real, gus. For real. Who's got a person?

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (In the audience) Garry Shandling on Pearl Harbor!

<p class="MsoNormal">Improv Actor: All right, we've heard from these guys. Let's maybe give someone else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location.

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (In the audience) Auschwitz, Nazi Germany!

<p class="MsoNormal">Improv Actor: Okay, seriously, kid. I just need a location.

<p class="MsoNormal">Luan: (In the audience) Dealey Plaza!

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (In the audience) Ford's Theatre!

<p class="MsoNormal">Improv Actor: Okay, I heard "Burpin' Burger."

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (In the audience) No you didn't!

<p class="MsoNormal">Luan: (In the audience) Nobody said Burpin' Burger!

<p class="MsoNormal">Improv Actor: Okay, now who's in the Burpin' Burger?

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (In the audience) Donald Trump!

<p class="MsoNormal">Improv Actor: You people are monsters.

<p class="MsoNormal">Luan: (In the audience) Look we're giving you the tools buddy! Make some stinking comedy!

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (In the audience) Besides, you said tragic events were funny! So we're giving it to you!

<p class="MsoNormal">Everyone started booing at the Improv Club for saying that tragic events were funny. They all left leaving the club empty.

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln and Luan were on their way home.

<p class="MsoNormal">Luan: (Smiling) Hey Lincoln.

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: Yeah Luan?

<p class="MsoNormal">Luan: (Happily) That was a good plan you had. Thanks.

<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: (Smiling) Don't mention it. You mess with one Loud, you mess with all of us.

<p class="MsoNormal">They walk down, as the sun sets.

<p class="MsoNormal">The End.