User blog comment:LoudHousefanon144/Fanfiction - Richard and the Music Industry/@comment-33549083-20190124012736

I can imagine this happening on the news the next day:

Doug: And that’s why we’d like to send a sincere apology to Luna Loud.

Michelle: And her family.

Doug: And... And... I’m sorry, we can’t do this.

(Doug & Michelle walk away crying hysterically)