User blog:Gemmygod/Frog wild (Alternate ending)

So we all know the season 2 episode "Frog Wild", and how unique it is (Despite it being a bit cheesy and cliche to me, but I thought it was an okay episode overall), and where Lana convinces that frogs can't be disected. Well, what if Principal Huggins, despite being moved by Lana's backstory on meeting hops, decided to continue with his idea. Well, let's find out.

Principal Huggins: "Well, it appears your house is frog-free, so I'll be on my way." Lincoln: "Good luck, sir. Keep fighting the good fight." Lana: "I'll just grab your..." [notices the coat is gone] "...coat?" [They look around and find the coat having moved from one spot to another with some lumps under it.] Principal Huggins: "I'll grab my own coat." [grabs it] [Lincoln and Lana gasp and it looks just fine.] Principal Huggins: "What is wrong with you two?" Lana: "Nothin'. Drive safe." [Just as Huggins is about to leave, his coat starts bulging.] Principal Huggins: "What the-" [starts yelling and shaking and finds the frogs in his coat as they hop away.] "YOU ARE THE FROG HERO!" [Lincoln and Lana sigh in defeat.]

[They're gathering up the frogs and putting them back in the tank.] Lana: "We're sorry, guys. We failed you." Lincoln: "If only Principal Huggins could see you the way we do." [Hops grabs the portable projector.] Lincoln: "Hops! You beautiful, green, warty genius! Up high, buddy." ''[Hops gives Lincoln a high tongue. Principal Huggins is now watching the film and has been moved the way Lincoln has.]''

Principal Huggins: (Sheds tear) "That was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen!" (Flicks away tear) "I appreciate what you've done for me Lincoln, but I'm afraid we have no choice. Our descision on disecting frogs is final. In fact, to show you where we're going with this idea, show your sister this when you get home." (He hands Lincoln an exact replica of Lana's mini projecter, but with a movie on how disceccion in biology is important.)

Lincoln: (Sigh) Well, we tried. Okay principal Huggins, I'll show her.

[Lincoln is with hops and Lana as she plays the projector]

Lana: [crying] "That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!" [Lana is crying & Hops comforts her]

Lincoln: Sorry your idea of saving the frogs didn't turn out in the end. But look on the bright side, there are other animals you can save from being dicescted.

Lana: (Sighs) I guess you're right, Lincoln. But what can we do?

Lincoln: (Lincoln ponders for a few seconds) I've got it.

(Some time later, They walk by Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet, come back to it and see a poster advertising a new dish added to their menu.) '''NEW! ROASTED DUCK ENCHILADAS''' Lincoln and Lana: "Tonight's special: roasted duck enchiladas?!" [The two look at each other and run off with the restaurant's entire shipment of ducks, trying to set them free and going through their animal saving episode once again.]

Could you imagine if the episode ended THAT way!? Well, they DID have the oppurtunity to do that, but I guess they thought it was too sappy to do it that way. Oh well, hopefully there's a future episode with Lana trying to save an animal, only to be moved by a speech that puts her in tears, y'know kinda like what this episode does, but in reverse. Writers, get on that why don't cha?