Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20181002034004/@comment-32807753-20181003020034

Lincoln: (mockingly) So I can use to plot my evil plan to ruin the lives of my dreaded sisters. Muahahaha!

(Lincoln places the comic deep into his sock drawer. Later that day, the entire house is asleep. Around 1 AM, two silhouettes quietly enter Lincoln’s room, and suddenly grab Lincoln by his arms and legs. Lincoln, scared at what’s happening, struggles to free himself. The two silhouettes carry him to the bathroom, where another silhouette shoves a bar of soap into Lincoln’s mouth. Seven other figures walk up to Lincoln and turn on the light, revealing to be his sisters. Luan and Lynn are holding Lincoln)

Lincoln: (spits the bar of soap out of his mouth) Girls? What gives?!

Lincoln: What is this? A Christmas Story or something?

Lola: You dare insult us like that?!

Lincoln: You started it! Didn’t you read the note I left on it?

Lincoln: Okay, that is a good point...

Lucy: Who are we supposed to be rooting for?

Lisa: You pathetic creature.

Lily: Boo!

(Lori punches Lincoln in the stomach)

Lincoln: OW! What was that for?!

Lori: A warning! Never use that kind of language again!

The other sisters: YEAH!

Lucy: I'd be careful if I were you. Thats gonna bite you in the butt one day.

Lisa: Oh, pish posh. Karma's simply madeup. Not everyone who does immiral actions gets repercussions, so why bother?

Lucy: You'll soon regret it.

(Lori shoves the bar of soap into Lincoln’s mouth again, and the sisters all give Lincoln a beating before heading off, leaving Lincoln lying on the floor. After a few minutes of letting the pain ease, Lincoln lividly limps back to his bedroom and plops down onto his bed)

Lori: Okay, now thats just cruel. Yeah Lincoln did insult us, but I dont think its worth giving him a beating from each of us.

Lisa: Or give him soap poisoning.

Lincoln: (to the viewers) Sorry you had to see that. I just had a bar of soap shoved down my mouth because of a very harsh insult. Now, I think they hate me. Well, you know what? They destroyed something I loved, so I hate them, too. So from this day on, I’m refusing to say another word to them for as long as I can. I’m only going to talk anybody who isn’t one of my sisters.

Lincoln: I refer back to my previous point. You did insult them behind their backs.

Luan: Hooray. More St. Linc.

[Everyone sarcastically cheers]

(Lincoln painfully falls back asleep)

8 HOURS LATER

(Lincoln wakes up with a sour mood on his face. He gets dressed up and walks out of his room. His sisters all exit their bedrooms, and see Lincoln, where they all give him a cold stare. Lincoln gives an even colder stare at them, startling them. Lincoln walks downstairs and walks out the house)

Lori: What’s his problem?

Luan: It looked like he didn’t want to see us.

Luna: Or even talk to us.

Lori: He’ll talk to us, eventually.

(Lincoln is at Gus’ Games and Grub with Clyde)

Clyde: Hey, man. Sorry about that night. I bet you put a lot of effort into making that comic.

Lincoln: Yeah. I’m surprised how hard I just insulted them. I yelled out something so bad, it felt like the whole town was horrified.

Lincoln: Kind of an understatement there buddy.

[Lisa pushes the button again. This causes Lily to have a donut in her hand, which Charles takes away immediately. Lily gets angry and screams out a word that is censored with a beep. The siblings, except Lisa, gasp.]

Lisa: [chuckles] This invention is indeed a success.

Lori: Stop that!

Clyde: So are you really not going to talk to your sisters ever again?

Lincoln: Yep. If they destroy something I love, I have the urge to hate them.

Clyde: I see. Dr. Lopez told me the more stressful you are, the more uncomfortable you’ll get.

Luna: [sarcastically] Such inspiring words. Next thing youll tell us that if you have a cold, that means youre sick.

Lana: Or the more mud you put on yourself, the more dirty you get.

Luan: Or if the monkey looks up at the hill, hes looking for bananas.

Lisa; Monkeys, ay?

[Lisa pushes the button, causing a monkey to spawn on Lynn]

Lincoln: Okay. That wasnt funny! That was just mean!

Luan: I thought it was kind of humurous...

Lincoln: Well of course you would be entertained.

Lincoln: I think I’ll live with that.

(Lincoln and Clyde continue to play arcade games for a few more hours. The two are now heading home, when Bobby and Ronnie Anne drive up to them. Bobby rolls down the window)

Bobby: Hey, bro. Are you feeling any better after that night?

Lincoln: Slightly. My sisters didn’t take my insult well, and they did something harsh to me.

Ronnie Anne: Which is?

Lincoln: They shoved a bar of soap in my mouth and repeatedly punched me until I couldn’t move.

Ronnie Anne: Ooh. That’s really harsh.

Lincoln: Yeah. That’s why I’m never speaking to them again for as long as I can.

Bobby: You know, I can’t date a girl who would treat their brother like that. That’s why I’m dumping Lori right now.

Lincoln: Wow. Way to dump your girlfriend on a dime without asking for her side on the matter... kind of reminds me of something.

[Lisa is about to push the button, but Lori gives a stern look, to which Lisa, though secretly, cowers]

Ronnie Anne: But I still get to hang out with Lincoln, right?

Bobby: Sure, sis. (to Lincoln and Clyde) Come on, I’ll drop you guys off at your house.

(Lincoln and Clyde jump into the truck, and drives off to the Loud House. When they arrive, Lincoln, Clyde, and Ronnie Anne jump out)

Bobby: All right, I’ll be back in a few hours to pick you up, sis.

(Bobby drives off. Lincoln, Clyde and Ronnie Anne enter the Loud House)

Lori: YOU!!! (Lori grabs Lincoln by his shirt) Bobby broke up with me! (sobbing) This is your fault!

Leni: Wait!? When did that happen? Did Bobby break up with Lori already or did this happen before?

Ronnie Anne: Leave him alone, Lori! It’s your fault my brother broke up with you.

Lori: How is it my fault?! I’m the victim, Lincoln is the criminal here! Admit it! (Lincoln refuses to answer) Answer me!

(Lincoln raises his fist and delivers a hard punch on Lori’s face, knocking her out cold. The other sisters, who witnessed the whole thing on the couch, look on with utter silence. Lincoln looks at them with a deep cold stare, causing the sisters to look away while cowering in fear. Lincoln heads upstairs, where Clyde and Ronnie Anne follow)

[The siblings once again drop their jaws]

Lincoln: Woah. Deja vu.

Lola: Its even from the same author!