User blog:BatSam247/Fan-Fiction: The Jacket Of The Irish

This is the 2nd most requested episode in the polls. Enjoy!

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[The episode starts with Lincoln waking up, yawning and scratching himself. He gets off his bed, only for the bottom left leg to break, making the bed lopsided.]

Lincoln: What the? How does that even happen? [shrugs] I guess it's just the old, rickety wood the bed's made of.

[Lincoln takes one of the books off his shelf and sets it in place of his bed's bottom left leg. Cut to later, when Lincoln's walking over to the playground at school. He slips on a banana peel and lands in a nearby mud puddle.]

Lincoln: [spits out some of the mud in his mouth] I have no idea why Lana likes this so much.

[The other kids on the playground laugh at Lincoln and take photos of his expense. Cut to after school, when Lincoln is walking to the bus. The bus drives away before he could get to it.]

Lincoln: No, wait, come back!

[Lincoln tries to catch up to the bus and grabs onto one of the bus's outside mirrors. The bus drags him all the way through the street. Lincoln's hands eventually slip off of the outside mirror and he is careened towards a couple of trash cans. He gets up with a frustrated look, covered in garbage. Cut to later, when he's walking home with Clyde and Sam.]

Sam: Geez, what happened to you, buddy?

Lincoln: My bed leg broke, I slipped into some mud at the playground., and I missed the bus, not to mention crashing into some garbage cans when I held onto the bus mirrors.

Sam: Wow, that was quite a day.

[One of the kids from earlier approaches Lincoln and kicks him, then runs off laughing.]

Lincoln: [groans] What was that about?

Clyde: [grabs something off of Lincoln's shirt] There was a "Kick Me" sign on your shirt.

Lincoln: Must've been from the garbage, then. [sighs] It feels like I have a major amount of bad luck today. If only there was some way to get rid of it...

[Suddenly, a thunderstorm starts. Sam and Clyde pull out umbrellas from their backpacks.]

Clyde: Want one of our umbrellas?

[Cut to Lincoln under Clyde's umbrella while the three are walking.]

Sam: Uh, Lincoln? You still have a banana peel in your hair.

Lincoln: Huh? [takes the banana peel out of his head] I'll just throw it out in this can over here. [heads over to a nearby trash can with the others, only to notice a sparkle in it]

Sam: What's that?

[The three rummage through the can and pull out a jean jacket with an eagle on it. Cut to a close up of the eagle's face, with a  "eagle screech" sound.]

Lincoln, Sam, Clyde: [in awe] Whoa...

[The thunderstorm stops.]

Lincoln: Hey, the rain stopped.

Sam: Who would throw away a perfectly good jean jacket?

Lincoln: Let me try it on. [puts on the jean jacket] Ugh! It's all dirty and crusty.

Clyde: Must be the garbage it was buried under.

Lincoln: Let's just put it back in the trash can. [begins to take off the jacket]

Kid #1: Hey, nice jean jacket, bro!

Kid #2: Sweet jacket!

Kid #3: Yeah, man!

[All three high-five Lincoln as they walk by.]

Clyde: Hey, let me try it on.

[Lincoln passes the jacket to him. Sam puts on the jacket, and finds a $20 bill in one of the pockets.]

Clyde: Sweet!

Sam: Don't be a jacket hog. [takes the jacket from Clyde and puts it on himself]

[A newspaper flies into Sam's face, which contains several coupons for several video game stores.]

Sam: [takes the newspaper off his face; gasps] Guys... Do you know what all of this means?

Lincoln: This jacket is bringing us good luck!

[Cut to the three guys in front of the Loud House, with Lincoln wearing the jacket.]

Sam: I think you should keep the jacket, since today was pretty rough on you earlier.

Lincoln: Thanks, guys. See ya later.

Sam and Clyde: Bye.

[The two boys head home. Pan over to the house to the left of the Loud House while Sam opens the door.]

Sam: [to the viewers] That's right. I live next to the Loud House. [heads inside his house and closes the door behind him]

[Cut back to Lincoln at the front door.]

Lincoln: So, that explains why he must come here so much.

[Lincoln opens the front door and heads inside. Cut to the Loud sisters watching TV in the living room. They all notice Lincoln's new jean jacket.]

Luna: Sweet jacket, bro.

Lincoln: Thanks. I got three high-fives in a row, Clyde got $20, and Sam got some coupons thanks to this. [pops the jean jacket's collar] This jacket is practically a good luck charm.

Lisa: Oh, pish-posh. All that's just a matter of superstition and all that other nonsense.

Lincoln: Oh, really? Let's see about that?

[Lincoln gives the jean jacket to Luna, and she puts it on. Her cell phone rings, and there's a text message from a number unknown to everyone else but Luna.]

Luna: [squeals] That's Mick Swagger's phone number! Wonder what he sent me? [taps on the text message]

[The message reads, "Hi, Luna. It's me, Mick Swagger. We met in person at the family fair a while back. I was wondering if you wanted to join me at my concert at the Royal Woods Mall." Luna excitedly texts back, "Yes, dude, yes! I'll totally be there!"]

Lincoln: [to Lisa] What do you have to say about that, Ms. Science?

Lisa: That cellular message was a sheer coincidence and had nothing to do with the [airquotes] "lucky" jacket you have.

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