Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180311062730/@comment-32807753-20180314171109

[Lori glances at the phone and sees a video with Lincoln on it]

Lori: Guys... Lincoln just posted a video of himself.

Leni: Really?

Lana: I wanna see!

[Lori shows the video to her siblings]

Lincoln: "Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when one brother messes up and embarrasses all ten of his sisters? I didn't think you would. But this is how you fix it." [holds up a copyright card] "Oh, and for legal reasons, all videos were provided by Luan Out Loud, LLC. All rights reserved, patent pending. Let 'er rip!"

[The first clip is of Lincoln in his underwear pretending to flex muscles and kissing his arm; the next clip is of him holding a photo of a girl named Cristina.]

Lincoln: [suavely] "Well, Cristina, I can't say I'm surprised you asked me out. I've seen the way you look at me in the lunch line."

[The next clip is of him dancing around in some silly outfit; the next clip has him combing his one chest hair and for some reason watering it; the next clip is of him watching a sappy reality show about a man choosing his woman.]

Man: "Bentley, will you accept this rose?"

[Lincoln starts weeping; more footage of him admiring Cristina.]

Lincoln: "Oh, this manly thing? Yes. It is a chest hair. The first of many, I'm sure."

[The next clip is Clyde doing his nose-bleed faint from before and the next one is of Lincoln sleeping with Bun-Bun and sucking his thumb; the next clip is of Lori cutting a fart and Lincoln walking by and falling over from the stench; the next clip is of him singing in the shower.]

Lincoln: "Groomin' the chest hair, I'm groomin' the chest hair, I'm groomin' the-" [slips and falls]"

[Even more footage of him and the Cristina photo.]

Lincoln; "Come on, Cristina. I've thought about it, you've thought about it, why are we fighting this?" [puts on breath spray, but the photo slips off the bust he taped the photo on and he kisses the bust instead.]

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