Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170727235153

Levi: "Sorry, Linka. But my tutoring schedule is completely booked. I got math with Lars on Mondays, geology with Lynn on Tuesdays, finger painting with Leon on Wednesdays, et cetera et cetera." [shows Linka his schedule] "Oh, being the residence genius is both a blessing and a curse, though I believe in neither."

Linka: "But, Levi, you're my last hope!"

Levi: "Mm. Pish Posh. Try the Community College. I've heard through the tutoring grapevine that students there tutor for extra credit."

Linka: "Great idea, Levi!" [heads off to the Community College]

Levi: [holding a stopwatch] "LOKI, YOU'RE THREE MINUTES LATE FOR PRE-CALC! MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!"