User blog comment:AustinDR/Relative Chaos in a Nutshell/@comment-2175012-20170607060801

Jack: You seem troubled, son. What's the matter?

Lincoln: A girl I knew moved to another state.

Jack: That sounds terrible, but that doesn't come close to what happened to me.

Lincoln: What happened?

Jack: I went back in time to slay an ultimate evil, but when I was to marry my special someone, she ceased to exist.

Lincoln: Ouch.

Greg: Heh. Join the club; my wife had to give up her physical son to bear my son.