Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180505033549/@comment-30953185-20180505164740

Lincoln: "You may be wondering why we assembled you all here."

Lori: "Uh, yeah. You've got five minutes. I literally have an entire wardrobe to pack."

Lincoln: "Don't bother." [sighs] "We overheard another conversation between Mom and Dad."

Me: It turns out Miss Rita and Mr. Lynn aren't choosing a favorite kid to keep. They're just getting rid of one: Lincoln.