User blog:Bagelandbeckyfan5/Center of Chaos (Genderbent Version)

The Following is a Genderbent Version of “Center of Chaos”. It had to be done.

Story
[The hallway, Wilma tweets. Loki opens his room door.] Lori: "Morning, Wilma. Okay, guys! Up and at 'em! I want everyone by the front door and ready for school in 20 minutes, or you are walking!" [Loki closes the bathroom door, Lars opens his door.] Lars: "Ohm. The spirits are telling me that this morning will end with a rude awakening." [Chris comes out of the room and sleeps in the hallway] Boy Lynn: [Bouncing his soccer ball on his head] "We already got a rude awakening, and his name is Loki!" [to the audience] "Heads up!" [She kicks the soccer ball downstairs] "Goooooal!" [Loki opens the bathroom door with his bathrobe and towel on.] Loki: "15 minutes, guys!" Luke: [Comes out of his room as Gia rolls by] "Alright, dudes! Dig these getting ready for school jams!" [strums his electric guitar] Lane: "I'm hungry. I wish you had some toast to go with those jams." [laughs, Luke glares at him] "Get it? Oh. I guess I should continue getting bready for school!" [laughs again] [Levi knocks on a door, Leif opens it while a lizard crawls into Loki and Loni's room.] Levi: "Leif, might you have a small specimen of scatological material from our domesticated canis familiaris I could borrow?" Leif: "Some what from the who now?" Levi: "Do you have any of Charlotte's dog poop?" Leif: "Oh, sure. Were you thinking fresh or day old?" [Linka opens her door.] Linka: "Lexx! Did you give my action figure a makeover?" [Holds an action figure in pink clothing] Lexx: "Heck yes I did!" Linka: "But it was M.I.B.: Mint In Box!" Lexx: "Yeah, now it's F.O.B.: Fabulous Outside Box. You're welcome." [Leon walks across the hall with a stinky diaper and hugs Linka's leg.] Leon: "Poo-poo poo. Pe-pe." [Lexx vomits from the diaper smell.] Linka: "Aah! Full diaper! Retreat, retreat!" Loki: "Not so fast, Linka. It's your turn to change him. 10 minutes, people!" [Bathroom door closes. Leon giggles and waddles back to his room.] Linka: "What? Why is it always my turn after Leon eats strained cabbage and beets?" [facepalm, to her action figure] "Save yourself, buddy!" [chucks it back in her room and chases Leon "Stop running, Leon! You're getting it everywhere." Loni: [knocks on the bathroom door] "Come on, Loki! Some of us need to use the bathroom too!" Loki: [opens the door] "Hold your horses!" [closes the door] Lane: "Hold your horses?" [through a microphone on a stand] "Come on, Loki! You're not the only gallop in here who needs to use the bathroom! We're all guilding tired of waiting! I hope you won't be in there fur long. You're way past your time limit! I don't want to stir up any trouble, but my mane point is if you take any longer, you might have to hoof it to school!" [laughs again, hops on one leg back into his room] "Man, I'm on fire!" [pops back out] "I guess when it rains it pours!" Loni: [impatient] "Loki!" Loki: "I said wait! I'm trying to make my eyebrows even!" Loni: "Oh, sorry. I didn't realize it was something so serious! Take all the time you need." [Walks back into his room] [Lexx and Leif's room door opens.] Levi: "Thank you, sibling! I shall repay you with interest." Leif: "That's okay. This one's on the house. Actually it was on the floor." [Fangs screeches, chasing Boy Lynn all around while screaming.] Boy Lynn: "Lars! Call off your vampire bat before I show him my baseball bat!" Lars: "Hold still. Fangs just needs a little breakfast." [bite] "Whoa Fangs, don't drink it all." Linka: "Okay. Leon's diaper is changed, whose turn is it to get him dressed?" Leif & Lexx: "It's our turn." "He's gonna be a..." [Leif: Pirate] [Lexx: Prince] [Charlotte runs across the hall while whining, Levi runs in circles with his messy experiment.] Levi: "Siblings! Scatter!!" [Leif, Lexx, Leon and Linka run inside their rooms, Levi runs back into her room.] Levi: "Aah!" [experiment explodes as he pushed towards the wall] "Well, that wasn't so bad--" [tentacle grabs him] "Aah! I spoke too soon!" [gets dragged back in his room, struggling to come back out to the audience] "Tell my story!!" Loki: "Stop messing around, guys. Five minutes!" Leif: "Has anyone seen my lizard?" [looks around] "Rebecca?! Rebecca?!" Loni: [running in circles trying to get Rebecca the lizard off of him.] "Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off!!" [Rebecca wanders around the hallway after Loni goes back into his room, closing the door.] Leif: "There you are, Becky! C'mon, boy! C'mon!" Loni: [heads to the bathroom while shaking in fear] "That was the most frightening experience of my life." Lane: "Oh, really? How would you rate it on a scale of one to ten?" [laughs yet again] "Get it?" Loki: [exits bathroom] "Forget the lizard." [to Leni] "You've got a code magenta." Loni: "What?! An ear zit?!" [runs to the bathroom screaming] "My life is over!" Luke:[stops playing his electric guitar] "Good night, Loud House! Oh, wait, it's morning." [pushes his amp back in his room] Loki: "Okay everyone, time to go!" Loni: [exits bathroom with earmuffs] "Whaaaaat?" [The Louds socialize for a bit while wearing their backpacks.] Lane: "Not to beat a dead horse, but I really did wrangle up some good ones there!" Randy: [from downstairs] "Kids, why are you all up so early on a Saturday?" Loud Kids: [Surprised] "Saturday?!" Boy Lynn: [sarcastic] "Thanks, Loki." Loki: "Don't blame me! Wilma woke me up!" Lexx: "Ugh. Blame the bird." Loni: "Ugggh! Loki, C'mon! You take forever!" [The Louds, excluding Lars, all go back to their rooms, Charlotte runs into Linka's room.] Lars: [pulls out his crystal ball] "I told you the morning would end with a rude awakening." [Chris wakes up, enters his room.] Lars: "The spirits never lie." [closes the door] [Wilma tweets again, then falls asleep]