User blog:EnglishBoy2/The Loud House Rap Battles: LANA VS LOLA

Category: The Loud House

Type: Canon

Characters involved: Lana and Lola

Note: Oh goodie, a battle between my second favourite pair of twins in a tv series. The only pair I like more are Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls. Hope you enjoy this one.

LANA VS LOLA

Lola: Lola v Lana

Beauty v beast,

I’m looking pretty,

While you never look neat,

I look good when I’m in a gorgeous dress,

You never look good because you’re always in a mess.

Lana: You’re so obsessed with outer beauty,

Is it because you’re no good if you lose it?

There’s more to life than glitter and sparkles,

There’s bigger problems you just can’t tackle,

I fix cars and feed the pets,

While you throw a hissy fit when you lose a bet,

I’m a girl who likes to hang out,

While you’re with stuffed animals when you’re about.

Lola: At least I’m presentable and have a career,

Your eating out the trash is sometimes much to bear,

I get lots of recognition in pageants hun,

Got lots of trophies while you haven’t won one.

You smell worse than Lori when she toots,

And your singing’s scarier than an owl’s hoot,

Your filthiness is on par with rats,

And the only thing you look good in is your red hat.

Lana: I do what needs to be done,

I’m not afraid to have some fun,

You’re so scared to get dirty,

Your one of those pop stars that’s flirty,

You flirt with Winston when you’re not mad,

You got only a few admirers and that’s really sad,

I bet half of your pageant friends are scared of you,

When they came over to the house, they stuck around like glue.

Lola: All your mud friends,

We don’t know their names,

All of them are just the same,

You probably bribed them for the remote,

Guess now you just can’t gloat.

You’re not interesting like me,

You’re just a big wannabe,

You could never match me in the pageant world.

Lana: If pageants are so tough why did I win one,

I did comfortably while having fun,

No need to dress up and look real dumb,

Just being myself so have some of my pity gum,

So much effort just for success,

I’m better than you but you’ll never confess,

My act with Hops took the show,

And I didn’t need to scare the competition,

Now that’s real low.

You’re all good in pictures and magazines,

But most of your success is a fantasy,

Without the fear of your rivals all the time,

You’d be more queasy and nervous rather than just fine.

Lola: You just got lucky,

Your win was a fluke,

You never could repeat that,

The audience would puke.

Nobody wants to see you roll around getting muddy,

Or see you putting bad food in your tummy,

Lastly, don’t talk to me about style,

When you don’t have my elegance and guile.

Lana: I got style,

It’s called creativity,

For me I always see as serious activity.

Lola: Armpit farting is not a style,

In pageants that deserves exile,

You fixing cars but what would that do?

In the end I’ll always be more successful than you.

And definitely be cooler than you.

Lana: You’ll be cool alright,

Cold as Ice,

You’ll be living a life full of sacrifice,

Fame and Fortune does mean you’ll be happy,

There’ll be no family and erm...

Is this getting sappy?

Lola: I’ve had enough,

Time to end this now,

You think you’re better,

Don't kid yourself; You couldn't beat a cow.

I work harder than you to do my pageants,

The way I perform looks like magic.

Don’t talk to me about success and style,

When you’re a girl struggling to choose between Dad’s Cooking,

And Trash.

Epilogue:

Lincoln and the other sisters appeared at the door.

"Were you having a rap battle?" asked Luan.

The twins nodded.

"I'm not really digging those brah." Luna said scratching her head.

"Is it cause I beat you?" teased Lynn.

"What? No you didn't!" protested Luna.

"I actually must agree with our athletically gifted sister." Lisa said.

"Guys, I think Luna won." Leni said.

"Why, thank you Leni. See Lynn, I told you that..."

"She won second place!" Leni had a naughty smile on her face.

"Oooooh!!!" Luan and Lynn said at once.

"Woah, I'm impressed!" Lucy said earning a glare from Luna.

"So who literally won your rap?" asked Lori changing the subject slightly.

"I did! No I did! Grrrrr!" the twins growled at each other.

Note 2: Hey, thought I'd try something a little different with the part on the end. So who would you say won this rap? Also what do you think of Leni's roast?