User blog:Smile159/Scent of a Human

Prologue:

(In the white background with Stevie and Joe acting like a dog.)

Joe: Woof Woof!

Me: That's hello in doggy talk

Joe: I'm pretending to be a dog today.

Me: And he's gonna do some tricks. Would you like to try the remote that can do some cool thing? Here you go. Sit! Lie down! Roll Over!

Joe: Ta-da!

Me: Now you press the rewind button to see again.

(Joe and I doing backward)

Me: Good. You paused us. Now press the fast foward.

(Joe and I go fast)

Me: Paused again. Now can you unpause me? Thank you. Oh! You wonder what this button does? Press it and find out.

(Joe started dancing disco)

Me: That's the disco button! I would like to dance the disco too. Thank You!

Joe: It's almost time for the show!

Me: Oh right! Can you press the play button on your remote?

(Joe and I started spinning)

Me: Whoa! That's the spinning button. Please press the stop button.

(Joe and I stop spinning)

Me: Thank you. Now hit the play button but whatever you do don't press the...

(Joe and I started spinning)

Joe: Oh no! They done it again! Please press stop!

(Joe and I stop spinning)

Me: Thank you. Now press play

Theme Song Mode:
 * Crashing through the crowded halls,
 * Dodging girls like ping-pong balls,
 * Just to reach the bathroom on time
 * (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
 * Leaping over laundry piles,
 * Diapers you can smell for miles,
 * Guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
 * In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
 * Duck, dodge, push and shove,
 * It's how we show our love!
 * In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
 * One boy, ten girls
 * (Wouldn't trade it for the world!)
 * Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
 * Lily: (spoken)
 * Poo-poo!
 * Main Episode:

(The show started at the Royal wood Park where Luna is hosting Lukewarm Radio 91.5.)

Luna: Hello Royal Woods! I'm so excitied to make a music video when I was going to announce the winner! I work so hard to make a song and I can't decided what name could it be. Anyway, Are you ready for the winner?

RWP: (Cheering)

Luna: Okay! And the winner is... Joe Jollystein! That means you're gonna be in my music video! And Luan, You're a runner up which means if anyone didn't showed up, you'll take his place.

Luan: Okey Dockey.

Me: Oh Joe! I'm proud of you. You're gonna be in the music video.

Luan: Runner up? Luan is no runner up. Luan is a winner because I'm the star of comedy! Why shouldn't I be the star of the music video? I got to do something.

(Luan walk to Joe in disguise as a man.)

Luan: Excuse me kid. Do you have the time.

Joe: It's 7:00. No, 12:00. No, 10 O... (Yawn) I feeling sleepy.

Luan: Yeah. Very sleepy. When I snap my finger, You'll wake up and you will... You will have a mind of a canine.

Joe: What is canine?

Luan: Canine is like a dog. You think that you're a dog until sunset tonight.

(She snap and Joe and run off)

Me: Hey little bro. Luna ask me if you can make it at the Skate Park at 2:00 to shoot the video.

(Joe started sniffing)

Me: Well that was weird.

(Joe bark at me)

Me: Wow! You're barking at me! Why?!

(I look at someone run off)

Me: LUAN! She hypnotize you as a dog. We need the Loud kids for help.

(Joe started sniffing to find the LK)

Me: Wait for me.

[Meanwhile in the Loud House at Lori and Leni's room]

Lori: I call this sibling meeting to order. We have our subject, "Joe Jollystein". We should ask him how did he find us.

Joe: I use my nose to track sense and it smell like perfume which it's Lola.

Lola: He's right. I do use perfume.

Me: Everyone. My little brother got hypnotize as a dog by Luan to plan for not being in the music video.

Lana: Joe is a dog? Cool!

LK: LANA!

Lana: What? It's cool to be a dog but not getting hypnotize.

Me: We got a do something or Joe will never be in the music video.

Lori: How about I can use my obidence whistle so he'll obay my command.

Leni: Maybe Joe will wear clothes.

Lynn: Maybe I should punch Joe in a stomache

LK: NO!

Lucy: My crystal ball say that it might hurt him.

Lana: Maybe Joe can make mud pie with me.

Lola: Gross! No mud pie!

Lisa: We can use a canine mind machine to get the canine mind out of Joe and put in Charles.

Lily: Wissiey wa Woe.

Me: Okay, You guys got one idea. Can anybody have better idea.

Lincoln: I know we can do! We can train Joe to act like a human again.

Me: Yeah! That's perfect!

LK: Yeah!

Lincoln: Okay, Here we have is my shoe. Joe, What would do with a shoe?

Joe: That's easy. Eat it.

LK and I: No!

Me: That's a canine instinct.

Lisa: Which it why you need to act like a human, not a canine.

Lincoln: And what does a human do with the shoe.

Joe: Uh, wear it?

LK and I: Yes!

Lori: That's exactully a human instinct. You're ready to shoot the video.

Me: Let's see hoe Luan feel about that.

(At the Skatepark, Luan was already there)

Luan: No Joe. I guess I'll be the star.

Joe: Not quite Luan. This human is ready to rap.

Luna: And action!
 * Joe: (Singing) 100% Human and I’m out of sight, I don't have a tail, I can stand up right, I can catch with my hand, And I got to feed.
 * Me: (Spoken) Easy Joe.
 * Joe: (Singing) Now I have human instincts (100% Human), I can dance and sing (100% Human), It’s a wonderful thing, Give me glass of fresh water, but don’t drink it on the bowl (100% Human), When I was human, I can eat any kind meat food, But you have to serve it on the plate with the knife and fork because I’m a human.

I can make a fiction, I can say a rhyme, I can do the both at the same time!

This pretty little kitty was a sight to see, I don’t want to eat it, I was purring to me (100% Human), And my big brother Stevie always say, “Human Instincts Rocks!” (100% Human), Two hands and feets, It’s hard to beat, It’s Human Instincts, Yeah! (100% Human)

Luna: And cut! Great job Joe! Hey Luan, I want you to get everybody to sign an autograph for Joe!

Luan: (angerily) FINE!

Luna: What's her problem?

Joe: Woof! Excuse me.

Luna: (Chuckled) That's okay.

THE END