Thread:Inconsistency/@comment-32058977-20180727183919/@comment-32364324-20180727212255

Simon, Alvin and the Chimpmonks

"I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere."