User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Shell Shock

Mrs. Johnson said, "I have a project for you:

Look after an egg just like parents do,

With a baby for a week and if you break it, you fail,

But if you don't you'll get waffles- for free, not for sale."

Lincoln wanted to do the project with Clyde,

But Mrs. Johnson said, "I say who stands by whose side.

Clyde will be with Penelope and Linc with Ronnie Anne."

Linc thought, "Oh no! I'm not sure if I can,

Keep the egg safe from a rough girl like her.

I'll keep the egg away so a crack won't occur."

Clyde and Penelope soon bonded together,

But Lincoln and Ronnie couldn't even agree on whether,

To name the egg Toby and make it a boy,

Or if a girl named Rochelle would bring them more joy.

Ronnie Anne wanted to eat by Linc's side.

"Lisa wants me to be with her," he awkwardly lied.

Lisa was not very sure about this,

For the children one year older than his smart sis,

Were wrestling like monkeys. "Get back!", he did say,

And he managed to keep the egg safe anyway.

Linc hid in the supply closet during art class,

And made a fake rubber egg in order to pass,

For the real egg 'cause Ronnie Anne stated that she,

Wanted to bring the egg home. "I'm surprised you agree,"

Said Ronnie Anne when Linc gave her the egg right away.

Then, Lincoln and Ronnie went home for the day.

The twins pretended the floor was lava and Lana knocked the egg down.

"No!", shouted Lincoln, her brother, with a frown,

But it turned out the fake egg was the one Lincoln had.

"Oh no! I gave the real one to Ronnie Anne! That's bad!".

He went to the house to try to swap the egg back,

But then he thought, "Maybe I'm on the wrong track.",

When he saw Ronnie Anne take a splinter from her brother,

Wash his uniforms and cook for them both and their mother.

Ronnie Anne saw two eggs, one bouncing around.

When Lincoln explained, Ronnie Anne frowned,

But then he said, "Don't worry! When I saw you being kind,

The idea that you'd break it came out of my mind!".

The real egg broke, but then Lincoln Loud got,

The idea to convince Mrs. J to give him one more shot.

Since he knew the meaning, she gave the OK.,

And Ronnie Anne still had a few jokes to play.