User blog:TheMaximumMatt/Shortfiction - Project Runaway EPILOGUE

'''​The following is an epilogue to a previous fanfiction, Project Runaway. Do read it if you haven't already.'''

[The family is relaxing on their couch]

Lynn Sr.: AHHH!

Rita: What's wrong dear?!

Lynn Sr.: I- It's Cal... he's calling us...

Lincoln: Oh no...

Lynn Sr.: What do I do?!

Rita: Well you have to answer him!

Lynn Sr.: What do I say?! What if he's still mad about his house?!

Lori: What choice do we have?

Lynn Sr.: [reluctantly answers phone] Hello... this is... Lynn here.

Cal: Hey! Cal here!

Lynn Sr.: Cal, I know why you called us. Listen, we're really sorry about what happened at the party we swear it wasn't what we-

Cal: SORRY?! I was calling to ​thank​​ you!

Lynn Sr.: We're gonna call you a repairman to-... what what?

Luna: Did he just say wanted to thank us?

Cal: Why- I've never had a party more exciting in my life!

Lynn Sr.: But Cal... you're house-

Cal: Oh forget my house! That was the best party I've ever had! I especially loved what you did with the fireworks! Oh, that was my favorite! None of my other parties had anything like it!

Lynn Sr.: Uh...

Cal: Thank you! Thank you! Oh, you and your family are some of the finest party planners in the world! I'm going to invite you to my next birthday! Hahahaha! Best birthday ever! [hangs up]

[The family stand in complete silence]

Lincoln: Huh. Turns out I didn't ruin the party after all...

Rita: You know... I always thought Cal was a bit messed up in the head sometimes.

Family: Yeah.

THE END... for real this time.