User blog:007Jamesdean/A Woodpecker's Revenge

Lincoln and Woody Woodpecker were in the Simulator.

Me, Varie, Aylene, Linka, Lucy, Laney, Lana & Lola, Penny, Lisa and Lily were in the Control Room.

The Simulator activated and Lincoln and Woody found themselves in the neighborhood Woody used to live in. They saw the treehouse in the tree that Woody used to live in was cut down.

Woody: That dumb Wally cut down my old tree!

Lincoln: He sure did and he and Meanie are gonna get it! Big time!

Woody: You said it Lincoln! Those two are gonna pay for this! For everything they did to me!

Lincoln: Yeah.

They later saw Wally Walrus in his yard working and Lincoln and Woody jumped the fence and ran and Lincoln kicked Wally into the air and Woody jumped up and pecked him on his head and punched him in the nose.

Woody: That was for kicking me out of town!

Lincoln: This is being a pathetic neighbor!

Lincoln fired a beam of lightning at Wally and electrocuted him with a billion volts of electricity. Wally screamed in pain as he was electrocuted.

Meanie came out of her house and she saw the fight.

Meanie: What's going on up there?!

Wally all burned and black crashed on top of mean with a big thud.

CRASH!!!!

Meanie: WALLY GET OFF OF ME!!!!!

Wally: (Swedish Accent) I vould Ms. Meanie but I'm a little crispy and can't move. Ouch!

Woody: Just the woman we wanted to see.

Meanie popped out from under him and she saw Woody and Lincoln land.

Meanie: Woodpecker!? I thought we ran you out of town!

Woody: You did and I have new friends now!

Meanie: Ah yes I saw you with this boy and J.D. Knudson.

Lincoln: My name is Lincoln Loud and we're here to make you pay for kicking Woody here out of his home.

Woody: You both ruined my life and now I'm gonna return the favor!

Meanie: We'll see about that!

Lincoln: Meanie, you are the worst woman that ever lived and your brother sucks whale blubber!

Meani got completely enraged and Lincoln gets into the Tree Stance and Lightning arches all around him.

Meanie charges at Lincoln and Lincoln opens his eyes and they have a raging thunderstorm in his sclera and he channels lightning into his foot and crane kicks Meanie in the face and sends her crashing into her house with devastating force. It was so powerful that it reduced Meanies house into Sawdust.

Lincoln: How do you like that Shocking Attack!?

Meanie arose from the dust pile and she was completely enraged. Her face is as red as blood, her body is raging hot and all the arteries and veins in her eyes are showing and she was growling ferociously.

CONTROL ROOM.

Me: Whoa! Ms. Meanie is really mad now!

Lola: Now kidding! She is in for it now!

SIMULATOR.

Meanie charged at Lincoln and roared at the top of her lungs completely out of her mind with so much extreme rage that it was unbelievable. Lincoln did all sorts of punches and kicks to her and did all kinds of stunts like in Kung Fu Panda.

Woody: Woah! Look at Lincoln go.

Wally: Ja. I didn't know he vas this good at Martial Arts.

Woody: Me neither. [Pecks Wally's head and kicks him in the face]

Lincoln blocks a punch and kicks Meanie high into the air and she crashes back down with a tremendous thud.

Lincoln: Ooh! That looked painful.

Meanie got up and she was weak and tired.

Meanie: You haven't (Slurred) won yet! You're just a stupid little brat!

Meanie tries to chop Lincoln but he grabbed her index finger with his thumb and Index Finger.

Lincoln: I'm not a stupid little brat. I'm the man with the plan. [Lincoln raises his pinky finger]

Meanie: The Wuxi Finger hold!?

Lincoln: You know this hold.

Meanie: I thought that hold was just a myth! Nobody could've taught you that!

Lincoln: Nope. I figured it out. [puts his pinky finger down] Eat this!

A massive golden shockwave covered over the area and it was awesome.

Woody: Wow! He won!

Wally: He sure did. But where's Ms. Meanie?

Lincoln: The Wuxi Finger banishes the target to the Spirit Realm for all eternity.

Wally: Incredible! I never even knew such a move even existed. Voodpecker I'm so sorry I sent you away. It was all Meanie's idea. She hated you the most.

Woody: I had a feeling it was too Wally. No hard feelings.

Wally: No hard Feelings. But I promise to send you video calls every once in a while.

Woody: Okay.

Wally: I deserve that beating but it was for the best.

Lincoln: That's all right Wally.

Wally: By the way Lincoln, how did you learn how to fight like that?

Lincoln: My sister Lynn and my best friend J.D. taught me.

Wally: J.D. Knudson? He's now worth billions and he's your teacher? That's awesome. Ja?

Lincoln: That is awesome.

Woody: Well we got to head home.

Lincoln: Lets go.

Turns out they actually were fighting in Woody's old town for real.

Woody finally got justice against Meanie and she was now gone forever.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Completed.

This one totally came out of the blue for me. I wanted to have Lincoln do some of the moves from Kung Fu Panda. I love Jack Black in that movie. It was awesome!

Let me know what you all think.

See you next time.

Kung Fu Panda elements belong to Dreamworks Studios.