Thread:TheAwesomeGamerDude/@comment-31541999-20190908082721/@comment-32053026-20190915014406

Mr. Krabs: He was insane, out of control. He would've killed me too if you two hadn't come along.

SpongeBob: It was all Mr. Krabs' idea.

Squidward: I had nothing to do with the making of the Nasty Patty.

Mr. Krabs: Put him down now, he's a mad dog!

Squidward: Saids the crab who is always greedy for money!

SpongeBob: He wears curlers to bed!

Squidward: Wait! It's not what you think!

Mr. Krabs: Oh, it is true, my boy!

Officer Nancy: What are you three talking about?

Mr. Krabs: We killed the health inspector...

Squidward: ...buried him,...

Spongebob: ...and then stuffed his body in the freezer.

Officer Nancy: You mean in here? [opens the freezer, but it's empty]

Mr. Krabs: It's empty?

Squidward: [confused] What? How?

Officer Nancy: Is this some kind of a joke?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah...a joke! [SpongeBob giggles]

Squidward: Uhh...yeah. What he said. It was just all a dead man joke that we didn't want you guys to take it serious that all. [laughs nervously]

Officer Nancy: Oh don't worry, we get use to strange jokes like these a lot. Say, maybe he turned into a zombie and walked out. ''[everyone laughs. Just then a fish walks up moaning]''