User blog:Dudiho/Nicktoons Dimensional Collision Madness (My Own Version) - Chapter 6

Chapter 6: A Heavenly Day in Heck!

“That Peaches is so twisted! Taking my key knowing that his overlord would use it to destroy the world!” Rocko said.

“We’re going to get your key back no matter what, Rocko.” Korra said.

“It could be tricky, though.” Leonardo said.

“It already is, considering how suffocating this titanic oven is.” Lincoln said, panting from the heat.

"I'd rather die here than in the slaughterhouse." Pony said.

“This key is so fantastic!” Peaches hollered.

“I hear that creep.” Danny said.

“Excuse me, Peaches?” Rocko asked.

“Ah, Rocko. I’m impressed with the way you and your pals managed to make it here.” Peaches said.

“Sports are life. They’re health.” Lynn said.

“That figures. I could hear your voices from the outside.” Peaches said.

“I wouldn’t miss it.” Arnold said.

“The point is we’re here to stop you, Peaches!” Leonardo shouted.

“Leo, don’t push your luck.” Raphael said.

“If you want the key so much, you must win my game.” Peaches explained.

“Games? Just bring it on!” Lynn hollered.

“Welcome to my game show!” Peaches hollered, introducing the contest.

"Why can't we just play video games? They don't cause that violence at all." Garfield commented.

“And what are the rules?” Timmy asked.

“Simple: If you win, you get the key. Otherwise, it’s mine. Just MINE!” Peaches replied.

The Nicktoons entered the stage.

“Let’s go to the first question: why does the chicken cross the road?” Peaches asked.

“Just because it’s just a bird?” Timmy asked.

Sorry kid, but your answer is not just wrong but stupid.” Peaches mocked.

“Well done, you dumb ass.” Wanda said, sarcastically.

“The next question is: how is 2 x 2?” Peaches asked.

“2 x 2 = 5.” Cosmo replied.

“NO! 2 x 2 is 6!” El Tigre hollered.

“HEY! 2 x 2 = 7! Okay?!” Raphael hollered.

“Actually, 2 x 2 is 4. It’s simple!” Arnold explained.

“Did you just hit the right answer? Anyway, let’s move to the next question: who discovered America?” Peaches asked.

“Pedro Álvares Cabral!” Leni hollered.

“No! It was Christopher Columbus!” Stimpy hollered.

“Impossible! How did this brainless buffoon nail it?! At least, we’ll have one last question: what’s the real name of Brazilian soccer celebrity Pelé?” Peaches asked.

“I know it! Edson Arantes do Nascimento!” Lynn hollered.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!" Pony yelled.

“WHAAAAAAAAAAAT????!!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE????!!!!! EVERY SINGLE CHALLENGE I SHOVE DOWN YOUR THROATS, YOU’RE ALWAYS ON THE TOP!!!! WHY I OUGHTA...” Peaches roared, trying to get back on the heroes only to be stopped by an over-the-top deep and eerie voice.

“YOU FOOL! THESE INSIGNIFICANT BUGS BEAT THE LIVING HEAVEN OUT OF YOU FAIR AND SQUARE!!! JUST GIVE THEM THE KEY OR DROWN YOURSELF IN THE SEA OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!” The Devil roared, later retreating.

"Fine. Have this key, Rocko. You and all your friends are all free. Alzarax knows how to deal with you properly.” Peaches said, returning the key to Rocko and retreating in defeat and disgrace.

“He wasn’t that tough...I believe.” Rocko said.

Then, the Excarder-possessed Heffer and Filburt showed themselves.

“Heffer! Filburt! What’s wrong with you?!” Rocko asked.

“They’re being controlled by the Excarders like what happened to Lori and Jon!” Lana replied.

“Oh dear. Don’t worry about a thing, guys! We’re going to help you just like this!” Rocko hollered, kicking Heffer and Filburt in their groins, making the excarders go away screaming like little girls.

“Hey Rocko, what happened?” Heffer asked.

“I feel really off just now.” Filburt said.

“Don’t worry, guys. It’s alright now.” Rocko said.

“You were under Alzarax’s darkest spell, but the effects are not flawless.” Arnold said.

“Who’s that guy?” Heffer asked.

“The one responsible for this whole mess. We’re going to payback.” Rocko replied.

“Hey Rocko, count us in!” Heffer hollered.

“You’ll never succeed without your best friends.” Filburt said.

“Thank you, guys. Spunky, you’ll stay home guarding my home during my absence.” Rocko said.

Spunky modded his head positively. A portal opened up. The Nicktoons went inside it, heading back to Volcano Island.

"We need to move on to Hillwood. We may get some help to win this war.” Arnold said.

“Good idea.” Lori said.

Suddenly, a portal has appeared. The heroes hopped onto it, heading towards Hillwood, home of Arnold Phil Shortman.