User blog:WildKirbyAtrox/Fanfic Preview if I ever get around to finishing the actual story

Author's Note
''The title says all. This is going to be in a crack-fic that I'm currently working on that has Lola Loud and Lana Loud doing weird things, as they end up witnessing the rest of their siblings in even crazier situations. Enjoy the "preview."''

Preview
Lynn was not liking this situation at all; it was bad enough that the aforementioned incident from several months ago continues to eat at her guilt. Now she only just found out the truth from the toilet incident. The same incident in which Lincoln got grounded, in order to take the fall for Lucy.

"UGH!" Lola shouted as she pulled on her own hair in frustration. "To think you would make our Linky-Boy do that!?!"

"Hang on," Lucy started. "Lincoln willingly did that, because he knew I couldn't take the teasing."

"Yeah, and none of us let him live it down because of you!" Lynn countered. "I mean, yeah we were pretty ruthless to him. But that's something he can take from us a lot! You? All you proved was that you really ARE soft!"

At this point, the young goth started to get very VERY intimidated by the three girls opposing her. Lincoln watched as they continued to put Lucy down, and he was not amused in the slightest.

"Girls," the white-haired boy started. "Don't you think you're being too harsh on Lucy??"

"Too harsh?" Lana replied questioningly. She looks back at her older brother and then said, "This is what she gets for putting you through that!!"

"And NOW she's gonna GET IT!" the pageant queen said.

After Lana looked back at Lucy, her younger twin took a deep breath and stood completely still. Lola kept herself calm as she then said to the tomboy, "You owe me a LOT of hair-brushing after what I'm about to do."

"I'm sure it'll be worth it," Lana replied. ".... Right?"

"Wait, do what exactly?" Lynn asked as her anger diminished slightly.

"Just watch, Lynny-Girl," Lola said to her sporty sister.

"You are never going to stop calling me that, aren't you?" the jock asked with a deadpan look on her face.

Lola ignored that remark as she prepared for one uncanny trick nobody thought would ever be possible; the pageant queen extended the length of her hair slightly until it reached the ground. Then, Lola took a few steps back and started running at Lucy. As this happened, things got weirder... She somehow managed to use her hair to lift herself OFF the ground, and perform some bizarre type of anti-gravity hair slide! The rest of the siblings present watched this impossible scene unfold, as Lola slid her hair across the Living Room. Their jaws hung open, while their eyes widened to match the size of dinner plates! The situation was more frightening for Lucy, because she herself ended up getting "kicked" by Lola's anti-gravity trump kick! The force of the impact pushed Lucy back against the wall, which made a bit of a crack too.

"O-Oww...."

"S-So... T-that's," Lana stammered. "T-that's w-why you were into those pink overalls I got you....."

"Mm-hmm," Lola answered as she got back onto her feet. "Had I done that in my dress? You all would have ended up seeing my undies, and there's NO WAY anyone here will see them!"