User blog:TangledVarian4Eves/A Life of Lola Loud



I woke up in my very princessy canopy bed. Lana also awoke. I went downstairs to my siblings who were eating breakfast. Lisa, my younger, yet so much more smarter sister came down and started rambling on about a museum. If there is a beauty contest in the museum, I'd so enter and win first place. Lisa though, revealed that it was just strictly science. Suddenly, I'm not interested anymore.



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I then begged my mom to take me to the mall so I can pick out a new pageant dress. Mom said, "Sorry, Lola, money is tight now, with raising 11 kids..." I huffed and puffed, "But Mooooooom! I WANT THE DRESS NOW!" Mom said, "If it's what you want, ask Lori. I pay her for babysitting while your father and I go dancing..." I then rushed upstairs to ask Lori, but Lisa was already asking her something.



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"Heavens no, Lisa! I'm taking Bobby out for our weekaversary!" I heard Lori say. Lisa then walked out with a frown, "Good luck. It's a jungle in there..." Without a clue what that meant, I went in and asked Lori.



_____________ Just as I asked, Lori said, "As if! I use the babysitting money for Bobby's anniversary gifts... I'm not wasting it on some little brat who wants a silly dress... When your older, you'd understand."



____________________ Lisa was right. Lori won't ever acknowledge the younger kids... I'll have to some crafty planning..... In Lincoln's funds......



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<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;">I then asked Lincoln for some money. He said, "How much?" I said, "100 dollars!" Lincoln said, "I don't have 100 dollars... Have you tried asking mom?" I wailed, "YES! I've already tried that... Unless..." A devious smirk appeared on my face. "You work as my personal servant for a day... And I'll ask DAD for the money...." Lincoln said, "No way! I'm done being your servant... Remember the last time? I had to call Clyde for backup.. It was not fun...." I then gave Lincoln pouty lips. He said, "Sorry, sis... Not falling for it..."



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<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;">Just then, Lana appeared with her hands behind her back. She said, "I've been hearing you're asking people for money... I've got a little something for you." It was a beautiful tiara. Lana said, "Last night, I went dumpster diving. It was fun.... But I found this tiara some rich snot threw away, cleaned it off, now I'm giving it to you, since I know you love tiaras..." I hugged Lana. "Thank you so much!"

<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;">Turns out. I don't need that stupid dress. I've got family, which is priceless.

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<span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;">Till next time, <span style="color:rgb(44,54,53);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;">Lola