Thread:MrTyeDye/@comment-30953185-20180830013322/@comment-30953185-20180830033655

OK. By the way, I came up with some more scenarios you can add to your Nice House.

Project Loud House
[It is an early weekday morning at the Loud House, and Lincoln is putting the finishing touches on something.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? Well, so does my teacher. Our class assignment is to do a report on our families. With ten sisters, I can sum up mine in one word: "Nice-ness"!"[reveals a diorama of Lincoln and his sisters holding hands] "It took 3 weeks, 4 boxes of pasta, 2 tubes of glue, and 27 popsicle sticks, but the centerpiece of my project is finally finished. Pretty accurate representation of the Loud Family, I'd say. But making this thing was the hard part. The easy part is getting it to school on time and in one piece to give my report. Sounds hard, right? Not in my house. Observe.

[Lincoln goes outside with his diorama.]

Lincoln: [calling out] Oh, girls!

[All 10 of Lincoln’s sisters come out of their rooms.]

Lori: What is it, brother?

Lincoln: In case you didn’t know, I have a report this morning, so if you girls could get yourselves ready for school, that would be great.

Luna: Sure thing, bro!

Lana and Lola We’ll get right on it.

Luan: I’ll even take your diorama to the car for you! [does so, while the rest of the sisters get ready for school.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] See what I mean? If you want to get your sisters out the door on time, all you needs is manners.

A Fridge Too Far
Lincoln: [enters the kitchen in a zombie-like trance.] "Mac 'n' cheese!" [opens the fridge and opens the container to find his three mac 'n' cheese bites .] [happy] "Ah, three bites. Just like I saved. I better go thank my sisters for not eating them."

[The sisters are in the living room when Lincoln enters.]

Lincoln: Hey guys! I just wanted to thank you for not eating my Mac ‘n’ Cheese bites.

Lana: No problem, Lincoln. We’re not animals. We know better than to eat each other’s leftovers.

Lola: Yeah, and it’s not like we would try to protect our leftovers with dangerous pranks or anything.

Lori: Now, that is literally a laugh.

[The siblings all laugh]

Fed Up
[Nighttime]

Lynn Sr.: "Dinner's ready! Come and get it!"

[The sisters quickly rush out of their rooms, and excitedly head downstairs. As they head down the stairs, the frame suddenly freezes. Lincoln appears.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Yeah, so this always happens. Dad cooks the same seven meals for dinner every week, and it is amazing. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have go eat some..”

[Cut to a rather sloppily made dish.]

Lynn Sr.: "...wienerschnitzel. Not to brag, but this tastes exactly like last Wednesday's, and I've got this recipe dialed in!"

Lola: This food is so wonderful, daddy!

[The other siblings all agree.]

Lynn Sr.: [to Lola] Thanks, hon. Just doing what I do best.

Pipe Dreams
[The episode begins inside the Loud House with Lynn Sr. and Rita rushing up the stairs.]

Lynn Sr.: [Acknowledging Rita] "Oh, somebody's in a hurry to get to the bathroom."

Rita: "I have an early root canal at work."

Lynn Sr.: "Well, I have to get to my fish guy before the good stuff's gone."

[They reach the top of the stairs, and start shoving.]

Rita: [In union with her husband] "I'll just be a minute."

Lynn Sr.: [In union with his wife] "I'll be in and out."

[They look and see their kids waiting on a long line.]

Lori: [Pounding on the door] "Leni! What is taking so long?!"

Leni: "Something’s wrong with this mirror." [Lori comes in, sighs knowing Leni's dilemma, and closes the medicine cabinet. Leni looks and is horrified.] "O-M-Gosh! How embarrassing!"

Lori: [Think Leni means the mirror.] "Don't worry about it, Leni."

Leni: "This chin hair is like, three inches long."

[Leni pluck it out while Lori is just irritated. Lynn Sr. and Rita just look in disbelief.]

Rita: [To Lynn Jr.] "Lynn, could we cut in front of you? We're running late."

Lynn: Oh, no problem, guys. In fact, you can cut in front of all of us. [to her siblings] Hey guys, make way! Our parents have to use the bathroom!

[The siblings comply and move behind their parents.]

Lynn Sr.: Aw, thanks, kids!

Lincoln: No problem. You guys are our parents after all.

In Tents Debate
[The kids are having a sibling meeting in Lori and Leni's room.]

Luan: "And finally, the motion to ration shampoo due to chronic shortages passed. By a hair!" [laughs as her siblings groan at her joke.]

Lori: "So, the minutes from our last meeting are approved." [bangs shoe on Leni's sewing table like a gavel.] "Any new business?" [Lincoln raises his hand.] "Anyone? Anyone? No one?"

Lincoln: [agitated] "Lori!"

Lori: "I'm just messing with you. Lincoln has the floor."

Lincoln: "As you all know, our annual trip to Scratchy Bottom Campgrounds is quickly approaching."

[The girls groan]

Lynn: "That place is the worst. Bears always steal our food."

[Lily roars like a bear]

Leni: "And we have to sleep on the hard ground!"

Lola: "And poop in the woods!"

Lana: "I like pooping in the woods."

Lisa: "And the Diptera Culicidae are the size of Mustela Nivalis." [the others look at her confused with crickets chirping.] "The mosquitoes are the size of weasels."

Lincoln: [scared] "And don't forget the scary hill people hiding in the trees!" [imagines the hill people.]

Lori: "There's no such thing as hill people, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "My point is, why can't we go someplace different like..." [holds up two brochures] "...Aloha Beach or Dairyland Amusement Park?"

[The tagline for Dairyland is "So UDDER-ly fun, you'll spill your milk!!!]

Lori: "Because Mom and Dad will never go for it."

Lincoln: "How do we know? We've never asked."

[The others seem to like the idea.]

Lori: "Fine. All in favor of Lincoln wasting his time and asking Mom and Dad?"

[Lincoln and the other girls raise their hands.]

Lori: [sighs] "Motion passes." [bangs her shoe]

[Lincoln has just asked his parents.]

Rita: "Fine with us, sweetie."

Lynn Sr.: "Sure, son. I don't see why not."

[Lincoln has told them the news and all except Lori are cheering.]

Lori: "So? Which is it? Aloha Beach or Dairyland?"

Lincoln: "Oh. They didn't say. I guess it's up to us decide. All in favor of Aloha Beach?" [Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lola, and Lily raise their hands.] "One, two, three, four, five..."

Luna: [surprised Lucy voted for Aloha Beach.] "You wanna go to the beach, Lucy?"

Lucy: "Two words: "Shark Attacks"."

Lincoln: "All in favor of Dairyland?" [Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, and Lisa raise their hands.] "One, two, three, four, five."

Leni: "It's five against five! We win!"

Lynn: [fold her arms and annoyed.] "It's a tie, Leni."

Lola: "Wait a minute. Lincoln didn't vote."

Lori: "Well, Lincoln, what's it gonna be?"

Lincoln: "It's so hard to choose. I really like the beach." [Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lola, and Lily cheer while Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana and Lisa complain.] "But I love Dairyland." [Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, and Lisa cheer while Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lola, and Lily complain.] "I don't know. I can't decide. I need more time. Can I have till the end of the day?"

[The sisters all smile]

Lori: Sure, Lincoln. In fact, take as much time as you need. [bangs her shoe and adjourns the meetong.]