Tripped!/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Tripped!".

Act 1
[In Rita and Lynn Sr.'s bedroom, the family is counting all of their money in the family jug of change Lynn Sr. is tossing in coins, as his family counts.] Loud Family: "1,797, 1,798, 1,799... 1,800!" Lynn Sr.: "There it is, gang! 1,800 smackeroonies of the savings jug! And you know what that means!" Loud Family: [Singing while dancing in a conga line that carries throughout the house] "♫ We're going on Vacation! We're going on Vacation! We're going on Vacation! ♫" Lincoln: [To the viewers]  "This is a big moment for the Louds. We're finally taking a real family vacation! Not an overnight at Aunt Ruth's, or a camp out in the church parking lot. A vacation vacation! But getting here wasn't easy." [Flashback to Lana on the lemonade stand, and Lola standing on the barrel box.] Lincoln: [narrating] "In a family this big, a vacation costs a lot of money." Lola: "Line up for lemonade!" Lincoln: [narrating] "So we all had to do our part." Woman: [walks by] "Oh, no thank you." Lola: [goes after her] "I said... [on the megaphone again] ...line, up, for, LEMONADE!!!" Woman: [runs back, scared] "I'll take 5." ''[She holds up her money and Lana makes 5 cups of lemonade. Lana and Lola put their contribution into the jug. Another flashback shows Luna playing her guitar.]'' Luna: [singing] 🎵 So many places I wanna go, but I'd never get anywhere, without some dough!🎵 Mr. Grouse: "Hey, Loud! I'll pay ya just to stop making that horrible racket!" Luna: [puts her guitar away] "Whatever works, dude. Vacation, all I ever wanted." ''[Luna puts her contribution into the jug. Another flashback. At the IT offices, there's a line of food trucks. Lori is shown to be in a food truck named "Rock Taco", taking orders.]'' Lori: "Got it. Dad, I need 3 more Lynn-sagnas, two with extra sauce." ''[Lynn Sr. is shown to be in the kitchen, making the orders. However, he's pretty packed up.] Lynn Sr.: [overworked]'' "Honey, please discourage special orders. I'm backed up in here." [Lori and Lynn Sr. dump their contribution into the jug, Lynn Sr. notices something] Lynn Sr.: "Oops! That was a mushroom."

Rita: "Who's ready for lunch?" Siblings: "Me! Me! Me! Me!" Rita: "Honey, let's start looking for a good picnic spot." Lynn Sr.: "No time! We're behind schedule. We'll have to eat in the car." Lynn: [Finds sandwiches inside a basket] "I got this! Sammies coming your way! Think fast!"  [throws them to other siblings] Lola: [Gets hit by sandwich] "Watch it!" [Eats sandwich] Lori: [Gets hit by sandwich] "Ow!" [Eats sandwich] Luna: [Gets hit by sandwich] "Not so hard, dude!" [Eats sandwich] Lincoln: [Misses sandwich] "I can't catch!" Rita: "Those egg salad sandwiches were delicious, honey. Thanks for making them." Leni: "You're totes welcome, Mom!" Lynn: "Trash back here!" [Luan, Lisa and Lincoln try to throw the wrappers in the bag] Luan: "Whoops!" Lisa: "Sorry." Lincoln: "I can't throw, either." Lynn: [Gives them a thumbs down] "Weak!" ''[Luna's stomach growls. Her face turns green and starts to feel nauseous. She takes her headphones off.]'' Luna: "Whoa, guys, are you feeling alright? I'm not feeling too good myself." [The other siblings get nauseous as well, except Leni and Lily.] Lori: "Leni, what exactly did you put in those sandwiches?" Leni: "I can't remember. I made them weeks ago." Lincoln: "Leni!" Lucy: "What?" Luan: "That can't be good." Leni: "Well, I was so excited for the trip that I wanted to get a head start!" Siblings: [Groaning] Lincoln: "Uh-oh. I think I'm gonna barf." Lisa: "I second that!" Luna: "Puke fest!" Lori: "Pull over, Dad!" Lynn Sr.: "No time! Use a bag!" Rita: "Lynn!"

 Rita: [gasps] "Where's Vanzilla?!" ''[Rita's question has been answered when they see Vanzilla on the car carrier and is driving off past them. The family screams in horror and run off after the car carrier.]'' Lynn Sr.: "Ah, you can't take my girl!" Luan: "No! That's our car!" Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Well, there goes our vacation." [End of Act 1]