User blog:BatSam247/Making The Case + Sam

NOTE: Some of this is from this story here.

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[The episode starts with Lincoln looking at The Loud Family Trophy case as he sighs.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] The Loud Family trophy case. My sisters have done some pretty impressive stuff to get in here. There are Lynn's soccer trophies...

[Flashbacks to Lynn in the middle of a soccer game as she kicks the ball into the opposing team's net scoring the final goal for the team as the family cheers for Lynn except for Lincoln. Lynn is shown receiving a big trophy with a soccer ball on it as several people flash cameras at her. Lincoln sees this as he sighs and looks down as the flashback ends.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Lola's pageant crowns...

[Flashbacks to Lola returning home from a pageant with a golden crown.]

Lola: That's another crown for the most pretty little girl in Royal Woods!

[Lola puts the crown in her spot as Lincoln watches looking down as the flashback ends.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Lisa's Junior Nobel Prize...

[Lisa is shown at a conference being asked questions by several people with cameras flashing as Lisa is holding her Junior Nobel Prize.]

Male Journalist: Lisa Loud, tell us what it's like to be the youngest child ever to receive a Junior Nobel Prize!

Female Journalist: What else will we expect from you coming up!?

Lisa: I will answer your questions in due time, but I would like some more pictures of me with this prize so I can celebrate this moment forever.

[Cameras continue to flash as Lisa smiles from all the attention she is getting, the rest of the family watches very proud of Lisa while Lincoln sighs and looks down as the flashback ends.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Even Lily's won her thumb sucking contests! And then there's me.

[Shows that such trophies are in their proper spots, but Lincoln's spot is completely vacant as he sighs.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] I've tried everything to get into this trophy case.

[A series of flashbacks take place; Flashback #1, Lincoln is shown running a marathon but arrives at the finish line hours after it had finished; Flashback #2, Lincoln is in a karate tournament and breaks his arm when trying to display a karate chop and is being put to the hospital ; Flashback #3, Lincoln is competing in a beauty pageant, which is usually Lola's territory.]

Judge: And the winner of the Little Miss Cutie Pie Pageant is...Liiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn-dsey Sweetwater!

[Lincoln sulks; end flashbacks.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] But now, I finally have my chance! The 5th-8th Grade Video Contest. Whoever's video gets the most votes wins the trophy and I'll finally have something in the trophy case that shows that I've worked hard and accomplished something in this family.

[A knock is heard at the door as Lincoln opens the door letting Sam and Clyde in.]

Sam: What's up, buddy? Ready to get started on the contest?

Lincoln: [smiling] You know it, guys! Let me grab my camera!

[Cut to Lincoln in his room looking underneath his bed for the video camera.]

Lincoln: Dang it! Where could that camera possibly be? [finds the video camera on the floor] Aha! Found it! Now, it's time to get to work! [heads back downstairs]

Clyde: What's the plan?

Lincoln: My plan for the video is gonna get SO many votes.

[Cut to Lincoln and Clyde in some kind of stunt costumes as Sam films it.]

Sam: Your video idea is you two on a skateboard on top of a ramp while wearing Mentos suits?

Lincoln: No. You'll see. So, are we rolling yet?

Sam: [turns on the camera] Now we are!

Lincoln: [in character] Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud and Clyde McBride here! Ever wondered what happens when 1,344 Mentos meet 88 gallons of diet soda? Well, you're about to find out!

[Lincoln and Clyde ride on Lana's skateboard off a ramp into a catapult where they're launched by Charles and Cliff into a swimming pool full of diet soda, causing the soda and mints to shoot out like a geyser.]

Sam: [drenched in soda] Alright, done! Let's go see what the public thinks of this right here!

[Unfortunately, a while after uploading to the school's website's contest page, the video has no votes at all.]

Lincoln: What?! Why isn't anybody voting for this?!

Clyde: Maybe because they're all voting for this HamstaCam video.

[Clyde uploads a video of what is simply a hamster just running around in his wheel like any other hamster.]

Sam: [notices the vote total] 50 votes?! How in the world did a hamster get 50 votes already while our video got none?! I mean, we could've done the same thing with Geo. What is so endearing about some hamster?!

[Geo overhears this, and chitters at Sam angrily.]

Sam: No offense, Geo. I was talking about another hamster.

Clyde: Hey! We got a vote! No, wait, it's a comment. "Nice try, U shld go to UR BIG SISTER'S site for some tipzz. Her videos R sick: L.O.L. COMEDY CHANNEL"

Lincoln: Click the link.

[Sam clicks the link as it opens to LUAN OUT LOUD'S COMEDY CHANNEL.]

Lincoln: Cute, but how many people wanna watch Luan- [notices her fan total] 50,000 followers?! Guys, do you know what this means?

Sam: That these people don't know what comedy is anymore, and they'll have to settle for whatever Luan has?

Lincoln: Sick burn, but no! This means Luan can help us win the contest! Come on!

[Cut to Luan looking over Lincoln and Clyde's video.]

Luan: Mm-hmm...

Lincoln: Pretty dope, right?

Luan: Not in this case, no.

Lincoln: [shocked] Say what now?!

Luan: Sorry, Linc. Stunts are so last year. If you want to win the contest, you have to make funny videos.

Sam: Well, how do we make those?

Luan: Easy. You just follow my one simple rule. Keep your camera on at all times, because you never know when you'll strike comedy gold. Ooh! Like this! [films Sam scratching his ear like a dog]

Sam: Hey! People don't need to know about that! Erase it!

Luan: Don't worry, Sam. I would never post it without your permission.

[Cut to Lincoln, Clyde, and Sam just outside of Lori and Leni's door.]

Lincoln: Alright, let's go try and film something in here. [opens Lori and Leni's door]

Lori: No, Bobby. YOU hang up first-

Clyde: L-L-Lori?! [acts like a robot] RED ALERT. RED ALERT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. CIRCUIT OVERLOAD. [passes out]

Sam: [filming Clyde's robotic behavior] Man, this is comedy gold right here!

Lori: [angrily] What did I tell you three about going into my room?!

Sam: Hey, Lori! Do something funny for the camera!

[Lori throws Lincoln, Sam, and Clyde out of her room and down the stairs where the camera lands safely in front of them.]

Sam: [on camera;sleepily] THAT wasn't funny! For us, at least! [knocks out]

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