User blog:Edenfellow60/Brawl in the family epilogue

'''Note: OKay folks I know this episode has been hated to death, but don’t worry, this epilogue I have written here is neither dark, nor hateful. Don’t worry I won’t make Lincoln a saint for the sake of it. Anyway, this here is my first story so here’s goes. Enjoy!

''(Lincoln is hiding with his parents in their room with a mixture of fear and guilt over spouting the secrets he gave away)

Lincoln: Oh, this is all my fault!! I’m so sorry guys! I never should have spouted that nonsense, now all the girls are fighting again!! Me and my stupid big mouth!!! Why do I have such horrible sisters!

Lynn Sr: I know son! I know! Just hold on tight! It’ll be over soon. Those dumb sisters of yours have lost it!! We never should have let them go this far!

Rita: You said it Honey, this is madness!!! Just wait until we get our hands on them! They are so grounded when we get out of here!!

Lincoln: If i’d just listened to Lynn and not gotten involved, none of this would have happened. I should have known better than to butt in and spout stupid secrets!! I get kicked out of my room and my bedsheets get taken and i’m not even allowed to watch TV!

Rita: Trust me sweetie, your sisters are in so much trouble when we get out of here.

(''After several more minutes, the fighting and yelling stops, it than gets replaced with groaning and weak cries. Lincoln and his parents look outside, the sisters have stopped fighting and are now in a big, broken, heaving, painful mess)

Lisa: Our Sister Fight Protocol has undergone a significant altercation that has left us all battered, broken and messed up. Street Name: Failure.....

Lori: That stupid little twerp ruined everything!! We had everything under control and he just had to come and ruin all our plans! Now because of his big mouth i’ve broken my fingers, my legs and my face!!

Leni: I think I broke some of my pretty nails....

Lana: I can’t feel my lower body....

Luan: I think my braces are coming loose...

Luna: I think i’ve broken my collar bone...

Lola: I think I lost another tooth...

Lynn: I feel worse than the time I sprained my ankle during hockey....

Lucy: I feel more pain than a vampire in sunlight....

Lincoln: Well I think you’ve all learnt your lesson. I promise not to butt in and spout secrets, but you all learnt not to be so crazy and out of control. See, told you that Sister Fight Protocol doesn’t work.

(The sisters glare at him weakly)

Lisa: Congratulations elder brother. You have officially ruined our system that took weeks to build, turned us on each other and now we require medical assistance.

Luna: Hope your happy now bro!! You just had to open your big mouth and make everything worse!! Right when we figured everything out!! We told you we could fix this!!

Lincoln: Now wait just one second ladies! Okay, so I made things worse, but you too know my room, my bedsheets, my pride and fought over such petty things like babies!! How am I supposed to live normally when this system gets in the way!? You all had this coming!! You know what, I don’t regret saying what I said!! Those secrets were well deserved and you all deserve this for screwing me over!! The next time you want Protocol to solve this, leave me out of it okay!!! And tell me how it works so i don’t get screwed over!!! I told Clyde I wouldn’t talk some sense into you guys and I did. No way if you’ll excuse me, I have a normal life to get back to. (He goes to the bathroom.)

Lynn Sr: Taking your brothers’ things!? Attacking him!? Fighting over a dress!?! Acting like fools!?! Not even apologising for this!?! Guess this is how things must work around here huh!?!

Rita: I can’t believe we chickened out and let you girls handle things so violently!! That’s it!! This protocol nonsense has gone on long enough!!! Your all grounded for the rest of the year!!! Now your father will take you all to hospital and no more hobbies or mall visits until the end!!! Now go to your rooms!!!

''(The girls weakly get up and go to their rooms, still bickering with each other and feeling very stupid indeed. Lincoln is enjoying a long hot shower.)

Lincoln: Girls...They never learn do they?