User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Changing the Baby

Lincoln asked Lynn if she wanted to read,

She said "No", because firstly, she disagreed,

With him about comics, and secondly, Lincoln,

Was wearing no pants, and Lynn wasn't thinkin'

That was a fun time, so she went away,

Leaving her brother to go on with his day.

He decided to watch a sci-fi DVD,

Which he then asked Luan if she wanted to see.

She said, "Science fiction stinks, and that's a science fact."

Lincoln wasn't bothered by Luan's lack of tact,

But he still wanted someone with whom to spend time,

So he tried to show Lola his new Polish dime.

She thought coin collections were pointless and lame,

So he invited Lucy to his ghost-hunting game.

But she said, "Why would I be hunting my pals?",

So Lincoln went off to the rest of the gals,

But his sandwich made even young Lana complain,

Of its grossness, and Leni said, "Games rot your brain."

Lincoln was sad, but then he thought, "Maybe,

I could teach Lily to like what I do. After all, she's a baby,

And doesn't quite have proper interests as yet."

Clyde came aroud and said, "Hey, let's hang out!",

But Lincoln said, "Later," which made Clyde show doubt:

What could Lincoln do that was important with Lily?

Clyde thought his best friend was acting quite silly.

Lily broke Lincoln's toy and she shook up his money,

And the blended up sandwich made her burp, which she found funny.

Then, Linc said, "With this mobile, I'll hypnotise you!",

But it only made Lily go cross-eyed and spew.

They went to the arcade and had fun inside,

But unknown to them, they were being watched by Clyde.

Linc dressed Lily up and threw her blankie away.

Clyde said, "Why he's acting like this, I really can't say,

But if he thinks a baby's a source of cool fun,

Then my solution's to dress up as one!".

Lincoln and Lily went off home to bed,

"I think we can be BFFs now", he said.

But the very next day, Lily wasn't there.

Lynn said, "Lincoln, you're not the only person round here,

Who wishes somebody would like what you do,

So I'll teach her sports, she can like my stuff too."

They argued a bit, and then up came Luan,

Who said, "She'll be my dummy. I know that she can."

Then Lucy stole Lily and dressed her in black,

Then showed photos of dead folk, to steer her down the track,

Of being like her, and Lincoln said, "No way!

This was my idea, so she'll do what I say."

Then, who should steal Lily from Lincoln, but Lori,

Who tried to get her hooked in her TV show's story.

Leni tried to join in but got stuck in the cot,

Lori helped her out with the strength that she's got,

But then Lisa laughed in a way that sounded mean,

And hooked Lily up to a scary machine!

Lincoln said, "No! I will not let you do it!",

But Lisa said, "I'd give her candy if she went through it."

Luna thought, "This plan with Lily I can dig!",

And tried stage-diving with her, though she was too big.

Lola stole Lily and offered her tea,

Then Lana said, "She should play with Izzy and me!".

The children all bickered, until Lincoln sighed,

And said, "I guess we'll have to let Lily decide.",

But Lily did not want to choose a best sib,

And then Clyde came round, dressed like he slept in a crib.

At first, Clyde was angry at the youngest Loud sis,

But then he thought, "How can I be mad when she's as cute as this?".

Lily crawled over and got her blanket back,

A sign that she'd always walk down her own track,

And Lincoln said, "Who cares if they don't act like me,

Or if my sisters and I often disagree?

I'll always have someone to be by my side.

He's standing right here and his name is Clyde."