Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-32082639-20171008132136/@comment-33267456-20171009163030

SunsetBlvd wrote: All 6 chapters in one thread! Enjoy!



It was a pitch black night at the Royal Woods Pizzeria. The whole loud family was there to eat, and Luan was scheduled to perform some of her jokes to the audiance. When the louds all finished their food, a short chubby man in a tuxedo walked up on the stage. He got on a stool and read a card to the microphone.

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, some jokes from Comedian in training, Luan Loud!" As Luan ran up to the stage, the crowd clapped while Luan's family cheered.

"Hello everyone! Tonight, I'll make you laugh your pants off!" Luan announced to the audiance. "Let's start off with an oldie. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit card!" The audiance was silent, so Lincoln giggled to make Luan feel better. Then the silence was broken by a man who screamed out,

"BOO! YOU STINK!"

"Oh yea, well so do you!" Luan shouted to the man, trying to holding a grudge. "Let's try another. Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?" Another man in the audiance replied.

"Cows go" Luan told him, planning he would say "Cows go who?" so she could say "No silly, cows go moo!"

"Then I'm not opening the door" the man said, sounding annoyed. He didn't like Luan's joke.

"Umm ok, how about thi-" Before Luan could speak any further, the whole audiance except for her family started Booing her. Then, it got worse. One man started throwing food at her, and that made the whole audiance do it too.Luan's dad ran up on stage, grabbed Luan's arm, and the whole family ran out of the building and went home.

On the van ride home, Dad broke the long silence by saying "Let's just forget this night ever happened". A few minutes later, Luan asked everyone.

"You guys think I'm funny, right?" The van was once again silent until Lincoln replied "Umm I giggled a bit"

When Luan's family got home, Luan ran upstairs to her room and locked the door. This wasn't like Luan. She always stayed up until her parents said it was time for her to go to sleep. Three hours passed and not once did Luan come out of her room. Then Luan heard banging on the door.

"Luan! It's me, Luna! Unlock the door! I have to get in there so I can go to sleep!" Luan opened the door for Luna to come in as Luna examined how Luan looked like she had been crying the first second she locked the door. Since Luna and Luan were very close friends, Luna tried to help.

"Luan, it was one bad show, you can't be sad about that..." Luna tried to keep Luan happy. Lincoln came over because he wanted to help Luan too.

"Luan, Luna's right." Lincoln told her. "It's one bad show... you can't possibly be sad about that!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"No Lincoln," Luan replied. "Maybe I should just stop being a comedian..."

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">Luan got into bed and pulled the covers over her entire body.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">When Luan woke up, she looked to see all her siblings crowded around her.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Luan, we got you this." Lincoln handed Luan a paper bag. When she opened it, there was a new piece of prank equipment that everyone knew she had always wanted.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"You guys got this for me? Thanks!" Luan blushed. She really had cheered up. As she got ready for school, everyone headed to their own rooms and did the same.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">When Luan's teacher walked into her classroom, she gasped. She looked and saw a knife with blood on Luan's desk. All the other students looked as surprised as the teacher.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"I have to get the principal!" The teacher screamed as she ran out of the room. When the door closed, Luan stuck her head out of a cardboard box in the back. All the students laughed. She ran to her desk, shouted out at a normal volume, this is a rubber knife and fake blood! Haha! (By the way, this was NOT the prank equipment, this was some stuff she had for weeks before)

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">The teacher ran in the room grabbing the principals hand.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"See! Look! There wa-" The room went silent when she saw that Luan was sitting there.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Hi Ms.Dingo!" Luan waved to her.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Here, take this" The principal gave Ms. Dingo (Luan's Teacher) a card and left the room. Ms. Dingo read the card and saw that it said...

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Guys! I'm home from school!" Lynn shouted as she kicked open the door with a soccer ball in her hand. She walked upstairs peacefully so she could practice her kickboxing for the big tournament she had coming up. But when she opened the door, she was splattered in paint.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"AAAAH!" Lynn shouted. Someone had pranked her with the bucket-on-the-door prank but filled the bucket with paint instead of water, Filled with anger, Lynn stomped towards Luan's room.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"OWW!" Lynn was electricly shocked by the doorknob, which caused her to tumble back to the stairs, fall down them, and knock all her other siblings (besides Luan who wasn't there) off the stairs.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Hey, what was that for?!" Lincoln complained.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Luan's up to her old tricks" Lynn said in a suspicious voice, causing the siblings to gasp. As they looked towards the top of the stairs, they saw a dark shadowy figure shaped like Luan standing proudly over them at the top of the stairs.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Now you're just some bunny I used to know! Hahahaha!" She laughed, pulling a lever. As she did this, the door opened, and thousands of rabbits came stampeding into the house.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"AAAAAAAAH!" Everybody screamed, while Luan laughed.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;margin-bottom:0px!important;">"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">Luan yawned as she woke up from her bed.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Good morning, Luna!" She said calmly. But there was no answer.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Luna?" Luan asked, confused. She looked around, but Luna was nowhere. She then noticed a sticky note on the door. She read it outloud:

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Luan, your pranks have gone too far. Because of this, we have left and run away forever. This was all your fault. We love you, Luan, but your pranks were just too much. We're sorry. -Loud Family"

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"No family? I have the whole house to myself! Also, I don't have to go to school!" Luan shouted in excitement. A few hours passed, and she was enjoying herself. She and Mr. Coconuts had the entire house and everything in it all to themselves

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Hey Leni, what do you call a-" Luan wanted to tell Leni a joke, but she realized Leni was gone.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Oh, right. Leni's gone..." Luan reminded herself with a frown.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Hey, Luna! Wanna- Oh, yea... She's gone too..." Luan's eyes started to form tears.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Guys! Come on! This isn't funny!" Luan shouted while she was crying.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Guys! Come on! This is seriois!" Luan shouted, with tears rolling down her eyes. The house had never been so quiet as it was now. Luan was the only one at home, crying all by herself, and all because she took her pranks too far. Now she had to face the punishments.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">Luan cried even harder.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Guys! Please! I'm sorry! I'm sorry for everything that I did! I promise I'll try to be better! Please!" Luan was crying harder then ever before.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">All of the sudden, the lights turned on, and Lincoln and all his sisters walked towards Luan, smiling.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Lori! Leni! Luna! Lynn! Lincoln! Lucy! Lana! Lola! Lisa! Lily!" Luan shouted, her tears of sadness turning to tears of joy, as she ran up and hugged Lori. "But why are you all smiling?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Well Luan, you took your pranks too far, and, well, we wanted to teach you a lesson." Lincoln explained.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"We hid from you and made you think you were alone, and we waited for you to apologize for us to come out. We hope you learned your lesson Luan." Lori continued.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">Luan wiped her tears off with her arm. "Yea, I guess I did."

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Come on everyone, let's get ice cream to cheer up Luan!" Lori told everyone.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">"Yea!" They all shouted.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">The loud children walked out the door to get ice cream together, and Luan had certainly learned a lesson. She would go easy on the pranks from now on, except for april fools day. And from that point on, the loud family was closer than ever. And all because of...

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">                                                                     Luan

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;margin-bottom:0px!important;">                                                                  THE      END Boo.