User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 8 (Preview)

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''After dinner, Lincoln sneaked over to the TV to catch the Saturday evening action hour, he had inspected the couch to see if he is absolutely alone. He found that not even Lucy was there, he got so exited…''

Lisa: ...that he left the house. Because that's what "exited" means.

''...as he got on the couch cushion that wasn't spring loaded and got ready for a night of Ace Savvy and friends. That is until Lori swiped the remote from his hand.''

Lincoln: And this was after I thoroughly searched the room?

Luna: Sheesh. Lori's a ninja.

''Lincoln: OH, COME ON LORI! I WAS HERE FIRST!''

Lori: Sorry, first born, first serve.

''Lincoln was shocked as she had used that same excuse to once again claim her dominance. But before Lori could turn on the tv, Leni grabbed the remote from her hand just the same.''

Leni: Fashion Fallout, here I come!

''Lori: LENI! I had the remote first!''

Leni: [Smugly] Sorry, Lori. First born, first serve.

Lincoln: Um, Leni? You do realize that Lori was born before you, right?

Leni: Well, duh. That means she has to serve me first!

Lincoln: YOU DID NOT!

Leni: Sorry, but, like, I DARE not miss a single episode.

''Lisa: Not on your life. Besides, there's a documentary on stem cell research to enjoy.''

''Luna: In your dreams! The Mick Swagger concert is way more awesome than that.''

Lynn: Not during the big game!

The argument raged on as Luan and the twins joined in…

Luna: ...even though they didn't have anything they wanted to watch.

Lincoln: I guess they saw everyone else fighting and they didn't want to feel left out.

...and were all grabbing the remote left and right.

The only two sisters that weren't involved in the argument were Lily, who was just innocently standing there watching the fight go on, and Lucy, who was more concerned about Lincoln.

Lucy: Come on, guys, Lincoln was here first.

Luna: Oh, of course. All of us get in a huge fight except sweet, innocent, saintly little Lucy.

Lisa: I, too, am detecting high degrees of favoritism.

Leni: Does the author think she's, like, better than us or something?

[Lucy just slouches in her seat, grimacing.]

Lincoln: Aw, it's okay, Lucy. [Tries to put his arm around her] I'm sure they're just-

Lucy: Don't touch me.

[Lincoln withdraws his arm.]

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