User blog:ArrivedApollo23/The Loud House: Brawl in the Family in a nutshell

Lincoln was walking back home but he felt uneasy about today.

Lincoln: "sigh" here comes the start of possibly the most hatted episode in my show that a lot of fans will hate, but will spark a bunch of fanfics of what ifs or AU story's people will enjoy.

Lincoln walked through the door to see Lori and Leni fighting for some reason.

Lincoln: okay what happened?

Lori: Leni has the same exact dress as me!

Lincoln: wait so you two are fighting over the same dress? Yeah call me when it is something important.

Lincoln walked in the kitchen to see Luna.

Lincoln: hey Luna!

Luna: oh sup dude! Well looks like we need to initiate the sister fight protocol!

Lincoln:... The what?

Lucy appeared out of nowhere scaring both Lincoln and Luna.

Lucy: the sister fight protocol is when two sisters get into a fight and we are not aloud to intervene.

Lincoln: wait you know about the sister fight protocol?

Lucy: yes and so do the rest of our little sisters.

Lincoln: okay first of all why do our little sisters know about this protocol but me? And also when was the sister fight protocol a thing? I mean I have lived in this house for eleven years, and not once have I heard about this.

Luan: look bro just stay out of it.

Lincoln: okay fine, but I still think this is stupid!

Cut to the end of the episode because I'm lazy.

Lincoln was watching his sisters kill each other without showing any mercy.

Lincoln: EVERYONE STOP!

All the sisters stopped and glared at their brother.

Lincoln: can't you guys see what you are doing? Don't you understand that this proves that the only way you guys can solve problems is with violence! So how about we end this together as a family who loves each other instead of a violent one, what do you say?

They started thinking about it and came up with an answer.

All sisters minus Lily: NO!

And they went back to fighting.

Lincoln:... You know I feel that people thought that I am the guy who would solve problems for his family without a problem, but this episode just threw it out the window.

THE END.

Lincoln: wait before you end this at least let me tell you what is wrong with this bulls*** protocol. Number one, one of them could get seriously hurt or possibly DIE if someone doesn't intervene. And number two, all the fights that I broke up, no one has once brought up the fact that there is a sister fight protocol! So yeah those are my reasons why this protocol is stupid so yeah we can finally end this.

THE END (for real this time).