User blog:ArrivedApollo22/The opposite house: universal travel part 2

genderbent universe.

Lincoln and Lisa made it out the portal, and were sent to another universe.

Opposite Lincoln: "sigh" okay were are we now?

Opposite Lisa: we are in... a gender swaped universe!

Opposite Lincoln: so everyone is a boy, and i'm a girl?

Opposite Lisa: yes!

The door at the end of the hallway opens, revealing a girl with long white hair, an orange shirt, with a blue skirt.

Linka: uhhh... whats going on? Who are you people?

Opposite Lisa: well let me explain we are...

???: Hey Linka are you okay?

???: Yeah, and who are you talking to?

???: Yeah are you talking to those people we can't see?

???: Wait what people?

Opposite Lincoln: "gasp" OH MY GOD THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES! (Turns around) D*****! It's just people who sound like the ninja turtles.

Loki: HEY! Who are you and what are you doing in our house?

Opposite Lincoln: i'm the motherf***** with a better soul patch than you.

Loni: you think this is a game little man?

Luke: yeah, you better explain yourself real quick.

Opposite Lincoln (grabs crowbar): you think i'm scared of you wannabes? I will take on all of you if I have to!

Opposite Lisa gets in between all of them to stop a fight breaking down.

Opposite Lisa: jesus christ Lincoln, third universe, third F****** universe can you please not pick a fight at least once everywhere we go?

Lincoln: it's not my fault people are a******'s! Besides I went to juvie before I can handle it.

The door to Lexx and Leif's room, along with Lars and Lynn's door, and lastly Levi and Leon's door opened to see what was going on.

Lexx and Leif (looks at Lincoln): who are you?

Opposite Lincoln: well you little f*****'s i'm your brother from a nother universe!

Lexx and Leif: Coooool!

Leif: I always wanted an 11th brother.

Linka (glares at Leif): i'm right here you know!

Leif (nervously): hehe n-no offense Linka.

Levi: let me guess you built a device that could allow you to travel to different universes?

Opposite Lisa: correct, my gender swaped counterpart.

Lexx: look I really don't care what is going on, I just want to hang out with my cool looking brother.

Leif: I WILL HANG OUT WITH HIM FIRST!

Lexx: NO I WILL!

The two started fighting on the floor, creating a fight cloud.

Opposite Lincoln (grabs the two away from eachother): Both of you shut up! I know what both of us can do.

Lynn: is it sports?

Opposite Lincoln: no.

Lars: is it experiencing the darkness in our hearts?

Opposite Lincoln: no you stupid motherf*****'s! We are going to steal from local stores.

Lexx: wait but we never stole before.

Opposite Lincoln:... y'all a bunch of p****'s, but I will teach you guys how to steal! Now follow me.

Lynn, Lars, Lexx, and Leif follow him out the door getting ready for local thefts.

Linka: am I really like that in your universe?

Opposite Lisa: yes sadly.

Loki: well when is he coming back?

Opposite Lisa: when he gets caught, if he rage quits, or if he forgot any of his supplies.

Loni: I don't get it, if that is our brother than how come I never met him?

Opposite Lisa: you know what i'm not going to say anything.

6 HOURS LATER!

Lincoln, Lynn, Lars, Lexx, and Leif came back to the house with bags of money in their hands.

Opposite Lincoln: okay were back!

Opposite Lisa: what the hell took you so long to come back?

Opposite Lincoln: well there are a lot of stores out there, and it take Lexx a f****** millennium just to take a piss!

Lexx: hey I drank a lot of water okay?

Opposite Lisa: well we are going to need to go back to our universe soon.

Opposite Lincoln (with tears in his eyes): b-but I like it here, for god's sake I am meant to be in this universe unlike you and the other retards at home.

Opposite Lisa: yeah well am I the type of person who gives a s***? No so let's go a******!

Opposite Lincoln (trying to not cry): just give me some time to say goodbye. Lynn you are not a Lazy b******.

Lynn:... and?

Opposite Lincoln: oh no thats it.

He goes to Lars next.

Opposite Lincoln: Lars unlike my sister, you are the one who annoyed me the least and "sniff" I will miss you.

Lars: whatever.

Opposite Lincoln: Lexx, Leif you two are the brothers I always wanted, and I wish I could stay but my B**** of a sister does not want us to have fun.

Opposite Lisa (off screen): I heard that, you jack***!

Opposite Lincoln: well I must say goodbye.

Lincoln walks up the stairs to see the portal already activated.

Opposite Lisa: okay lets go!

They entered the portal bringing them back to their universe.

Opposite Lisa: well it has been a long day, and thanks Lincoln, thanks for wasting my time! I'm going to bed!

When Lisa walked up the stairs, Lucy ran down and hugged him.

Opposite Lucy: I missed you so much big brother!

Opposite Lincoln (shoves her to the ground): just shut the f*** up Lucy I don't want to deal with you right know.

Opposite Lucy: but why?

Opposite Lincoln: because you remind me of someone who I cared about more! But I had to end up with you a******'s!

Opposite Lucy: well as long as you are back home safe that is all that matters.

Opposite Lincoln:... oh just go die in a house fire you little s***!

THE END!