City Slickers/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "City Slickers".


 * [One sunny day, Lori and Lincoln are driving off in Vanzilla to...]
 * Lori: There it is - the big city! [screams in excitement]
 * Lincoln: Can I get a warning next time?
 * Lori: Sorry, Lincoln, I'm just so excited!
 * Lincoln: [to the viewers] We're visiting Bobby and Ronnie Anne this weekend, so Lori can get to know the big city better. I'm just tagging along for moral support, and for some of that delicious Casagrande cuisine.
 * Lori: Can you believe it? As soon as a I graduate, I'll literally be going to college here. [screams in excitement again]
 * Lincoln: What happened to the warning?
 * Lori: Sorry. I just know how much I'm going to love it here. I've always been a city girl at heart.
 * Cue Swinging Jazz Music, Lori's dream sequence begins in a parody of "That Girl" intro, Lori walks on the street when a Cab driver offers her a ride and a rose, Lori gleefully twirls. She walks into a subway and sits with nearby glance happily at her, as one of them offers Lori a rose. She walks up the street with by-passers smiling her way, with the underground construction offers her a rose.
 * [End sequence, back to Lori and Lincoln]
 * Lori: [sighs happily] What about you? Are you excited to see Ronnie Anne?
 * Lincoln: Oh yeah! We're gonna have a blast.
 * [Cue Speed Metal Music, the sequence begins with Lincoln and Ronnie ordering a slice of Deep Dish Pizza, Lincoln is about to eat his pizza when she puts her piece into Lincoln's pants, later downtown reveals Lincoln on the big screen, Ronnie Anne directs Lincoln to look up and pulls down his pants, she laughs and the other watching the screen joins her. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are to board the subway when she pushes him out before the subway takes off.]]
 * Lincoln: [sighs happiy] I missed her.
 * Cuts to the CasaGrande Family bodega with VanZilla arriving on time, with Lori's honking the horn.
 * In the hallway, Carlos is standing reading a book, Lalo is resting, and Hector is on a ladder putting up the sign to welcome Lori and Lincoln back.
 * Frida - A little higher.
 * Maria - A little lower.
 * Hector - Why do we even a sign? When did we become sign people?
 * Carlos - I just watched a fascinating documentary on the role signage into expanding our freeway systems. It seems that--
 * Frida - Here, honey. Try my taquitos!
 * Carlota - Ronnie Anne! I narrowed it down to two dresses! Has anyone seen her?
 * Carlos and Hector shook their heads.
 * Carlota - Ronnie Anne!
 * Ronnie Anne pops out behind the family dog Lalo.
 * Ronnie Anne - Whew! I may smell like dog all day, but it was worth it!
 * Lalo licks Ronnie Anne leaving her hair a mess. She heads out the hallway.
 * Rosa - Out of my way! Out of my way! I'm cleansing the place of unkind spirits!
 * Sergio - [squawks] Mayday! Mayday! Can't see!
 * CJ - Lincoln and Lori are here! Hooray!
 * The rest of the family pop out of the doors to see Lincoln and Lori!
 * Lori - Hi CJ!
 * Lincoln - Buddy, long time, no see!
 * Carolta - Welcome back!
 * Carlos - How are the signs on you way here?
 * Carl - Greetings, my lovely cousin!
 * Lori - Oh hey, Carl.
 * Rosa - Come in! Come in!
 * Hector - Bobby's down in the bodega. Go say hi! But if he traps him in the dairy section, don't let him out. He has to learn.
 * Rosa - I wasn't sure if you wanted breakfast or lunch, so I made both!
 * Lincoln - I can eat both.
 * Rosa - Te adora, mijito!
 * CJ - Gotcha, Lincoln! Let's go. Time to walk the plank!
 * Lincoln - Okay, I respect the laws of the sea, but can I eat first?
 * CJ - Sure, I'm a pirate. But I'm fair?
 * Ronnie sees Lincoln and surprises him.
 * Ronnie Anne - Welcome back, Lame-O.
 * Lincoln - Hey Ronnie Anne! I got you a presentation.
 * Ronnie Anne - Oh, cool, A Royal Woods sweatshirt.
 * Lincoln - I got it from Games and Grub. Sorry it smells like garlic knots.
 * Ronnie Anne - Beats smelling like a dog. Thanks!
 * Lincoln - Ow!
 * Frida - Ronnie Anne! It's Sammer.
 * Ronnie Anne - Tell him I'll call him back later.
 * Lincoln - Who's Sammer?
 * Frida: Sameer's is one of Ronnie Anne's group of friends. They're thick as thieves!

(sobbing) It's so sweet!
 * Lincoln: Cool! I'd love to meet them!
 * Ronnie Anne: No, no! This weekend is all about you. Come on, we got of lot of catching up to do.
 * CJ - Hey! Come back here with my prisoner!
 * Cuts to the Bodega with Bobby sweeping when he heard her voice.
 * Lori - Boo boo bear!
 * Bobby - Babe!
 * Lori and Bobby embrace each other.