User blog:Bobbybooboobear/Joke Fanfiction - Buenos Dias, Lori!

(Lincoln looks through the bushes and sees Lori walking by. He then tip-toes her, and...)

Lincoln: (slaps Lori's butt) Buenos dias, Lori!

Lori: (punches Lincoln) Imbecil!

(Then, Lincoln gets his fingers ran over by a car and screams)