Finders Weepers/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Finders Weepers".

Script
[Ronnie Anne and Sid are playing frisbee in the mercado.] Ronnie Anne: "Here it comes Sid!" [Ronnie Anne throws it, and Sid jumps and catches it.] Sid: "Ronnie Anne! Go long!" [Sid spins around and throws it.] Ronnie Anne: "I got it!" ''[She runs to catch it, but crashes into a pile of cans. She gets out holding the frisbee.]'' "Aha!" Sid: "Yeah!" Ronnie Anne: "Whoo! Score!" [Spikes the frisbee, and it lands next to a discarded coin purse.] "Uh-oh," [picks up the purse.] "someone dropped their change purse." Sid: "Bummeroni, I don't see anyone around. Who could it belong to?" [Meanwhile, Bobby is pricing the groceries, cowboy style.] Bobby: "This mercado ain't big enough for the two of us." [Bobby starts firing price stickers with very accurate precision, but soon gets a little carried away.] "Fastest pricer in town." [Attempts to put the sticker gun on his hip, but rips the side of his pants, causing them to fall off.] "Awe, dang it." [Just then, Ronnie Anne and Sid, who are both covered in price stickers, come up to Bobby.] Ronnie Anne: "Hey Bobby, we just found this change purse. Any idea whose it could be?" Bobby: "No clue, but I think we have a lost and found box around here somewhere." ''[The sticker gun accidentally goes off, clamping Bobby's mouth shut. Bobby soon takes out the dusty lost and found box, and opens it revealing a pile of stuff.]'' Ronnie Anne: "Woah, how long has all that been in there?" Bobby: "Way before my time, I guess no one ever comes back for their stuff." [Just then, Carl drops down on a rope, Bobby falls over in surprise.] Carl: "Then can I take it? Maybe I can sell it for a quick buck." Bobby: [Gets up, with a serious expression.] "No Carl. What are you doing up there anyway?" Carl: [Takes out a water balloon.] "I'm playing water balloon tag with CJ;" [threateningly] "nobody blow my cover, or else." [Goes back up] Sid: [To Ronnie Anne] "Maybe you should check inside the change purse, there might be a license in there." Ronnie Anne: [Opens the purse] "Good idea. Woah, a hundred dollar bill." Carl: [Drops down] "Holy cashola." [Seeing a chance at free money.] "Uh, I just remembered, I lost my change purse this morning." [Tries to get the purse,] "Thank you for finding it." Ronnie Anne: [Stops Carl] "Nice try Carl." [Pushes him away, and he starts swinging out of control.] Sid: "Should we put it in the Lost and Found?" Ronnie Anne: "I don't know, someone might really need this money." [Carl is about to puke] "We can't just toss it in some dusty old box, maybe we should try to find the owner." Carl: [Swings by] "I can prove it's mine! My bill had a picture of Abraham Washington on it." Ronnie Anne: "That's not even a real president." Carl: [Grabs onto the piñata.] "He is too!" ''[Suddenly he hears gushing. CJ is armed and has found him, Carl awkwardly laughs.]'' "Safe zone?" [CJ nails Carl offscreen, the girls cringe, until Sid sees something fall out of the piñata.] Sid: "Ooh, sweets." [Takes some candy off the ground.]

[The girls are outside the entrance to their building, Sid eating her candy.] Ronnie Anne: "Okay, first thing, let's check with everyone in the building, they all shop at the mercado." Sid: [Puts the rest of her candy in her mouth.] "We got this." ''[Ronnie Anne knocks on 4A, Mrs. Kernicky comes out, playing hacky sack, the girls applaud her and Sid takes out the purse, Mrs. Kernicky looks at it, and shakes her head, she kicks it back to Sid, Sid tries to do the same but kicks the purse into her own face. Next, they show the purse to Miranda, who's trying to swat a fly, she doesn't know who the purse belongs to; she manages to hit the fly, but the fly picks up the swatter and chases all three of them. At the next door, the girls avert their eyes, Mr. Nakamura and Nelson some out, while they were in the middle of giving themselves facials, Mr. Nakamura looks at the purse and shakes his head, Nelson eats his mud mask, and burps cucumber slices into Ronnie Anne's eyes.]''

[In the mercado, Bobby comes out wearing a bunch of random things, Carl walks in.] Carl: "That's not a good look for you." Bobby: "This is all the stuff from the Lost and Found box, I thought if I put it on maybe the owners would recognize it when they come in." Carl: "Pshh, that's never gonna work, it's just a bunch of old junk." Bobby: "It will so work. In fact, I'll bet you dessert for the week that by the end of the day, all of this stuff will be claimed." Carl: "Are you sure you wanna do that? It's flan week." [Bobby squints at Carl, Carl squints back, and the two shake on it.] "Your palms are just as soft as I expected."

[Elsewhere, Sid is putting up a sign for the change purse.] Ronnie Anne: "With all these flyers, someone's gotta call." [The girls pass a pizza restaurant, and the aroma fills them with desire.] Sid: "Oh, my, gosh, that pizza smells so good." Ronnie Anne: "Well, let's take a break and have a slice, all that running around made me hungry." [Realizes something] "Oh wait," [turns her pockets inside out.] "I don't have any money on me. Do you?" Sid: "Nope," [holds up the purse] "just this unclaimed one-hundred dollar bill." [The girls look at each other.] Ronnie Anne: "Well, maybe we could just borrow a little from the change purse." Sid: "Yeah, and obviously we replace whatever we spent ASAP." Ronnie Anne: "Totally, we're good for it." [The contents of the change purse go from one-hundred dollars, to ninety dollars.]

[Back at the mercado Vito walks up to Bobby.] Vito: "Woah, look at this guy over here, wearing the whole closet at once." Bobby: "These items are from our Lost and Found. Does anything look familiar?" Vito: [Looks closely, and realizes.] "Hey, my sunglasses." [Takes them] "I forgot about these," [walks out] "you made my day kid." [Walks right into the wall and stumbles out.] Bobby: "See, it totally worked." Carl: "You know he didn't pay for his groceries." [Bobby realizes that and goes after Vito.]

[Back in the streets, the girl have put flyers up everywhere, they're walking along, Ronnie Anne finishing her slice of pizza.] Sid: "Well, we covered the whole neighborhood, now we just wait for the owner to call." [Just then they bump into a guy dressed as half cowboy half clown, split right down the middle.] "Whoops, sorry." Ronnie Anne: [Seeing a line of cowboys and clowns.] "Woah, what's going on?" Cowboy clown: "New game got released today, Cowboys vs. Clowns." [The line leads right to the Galaxy Arcade.] Ronnie Anne & Sid: "Ooh." Ronnie Anne: "I heard that's supposed to be awesome. Should we borrow a little more money?" Sid: [Takes out the purse.] "What's a few bucks more? We'll pay it back." ''[From ninety dollars, to seventy. The girls come out of the arcade.]'' "Whoo, twenty bucks goes fast in an arcade." Ronnie Anne: "Especially if they have a photo booth." [Holds out a reel of film.] "But it's okay, because we're not going to borrow anymore money." Sid: "Nope, we gotta be responsib-" [looks over] "Oh my gosh," [The movie theatre is playing a new movie.] "Parade of the Penguins?" Ronnie Anne: "Woah, there's even a QnA with the penguins." ''[They look at each other, and rush over. Seventy to sixty.]''

[Back at the mercado, Bobby takes off the earring, and gives it to it's rightful owner.] Mrs. Flores: "Ah, thank you Bobby," [puts her earring on] "I thought Buttercup ate my missing earring," [Buttercup barks, and Mrs. Flores takes out a smelly doggy bag.] "I've been following her around for days hoping for the best. Now if I could just find my reading glasses." [Just then, Buttercup coughs those up.] "Ooh," ''[Mrs. Flores picks them up in disgust, puts them on, and wipes off the slobber, which lands in Carl's face.]'' Bobby: "Your flan is mine." [Carl growls]

[At the movie theatre, the girls exit.] Sid: "I had no idea penguins could do autographs." Ronnie Anne: "Me neither, and it only cost ten dollars." ''[Sixty dollars to fifty. Ronnie Anne checks her phone.]'' "Huh, still no calls about the change purse. Well, maybe we should just go home and wait." Sid: "Yeah, and no matter what else we see, we're not spending more money." Ronnie Anne: "Even if it's amazing, pinky swear?" Sid: [As her pinky] "Ronnie Anne, I swear will never ever" [sees something else] "Oh my gosh!" [As herself] "Is that a Twelve is Midnight, k-pop, pop-up store?" [Outside said store, an man is holding a giant arrow.] Employee: "Blowout sale! Today only!" [The girls are in awe.] Sid's pinky: "But you guys swore." Sid: [Intimidatingly] "Quiet you." [To her other hand] "Get him girls." [Her left hand muffles her left pinky, and the girls excitedly run to the store, and spend the last of the money, Later they walk out of the store with their stuff.] Ronnie Anne: "Well, that's the end of the money, but these deals were too good to pass up." Sid: "I know, especially the Yoon Kwan waffle maker." [As Yoon Kwan] "I can't wait to be part of your balanced breakfast." [Ronnie Anne laughs, and suddenly gets a call on her phone, from an unknown number.] Ronnie Anne: "Hello?" Maybelle: "Ronnie Anne, it's Maybelle, I saw your flyer about the change purse." Ronnie Anne: [To Sid, not liking where this is going.] "Uh oh." Maybelle: "If it's brown with a gold clasp and a hundred dollars inside, it's mine." Sid: "I don't know, would we call it brown? Or is it more of a dark tan?" Ronnie Anne: [Sighs] "Yes Maybelle, it's yours." Maybelle: "Wonderful, I'll meet you at the mercado in two hours to pick it up." Ronnie Anne: "Great." [Hangs up; aggitated] "Arrgh! Why did we have to spend all that money? I don't even like waffles." Sid: "Me neither! I like pancakes." [To Yoon Kwan] "No offense." [As Yoon] "None taken."

[Later, Ronnie Anne is in her room, dumping out her piggy bank, Sid walks in.] Ronnie Anne: "I've got seven dollars, how'd you do?" Sid: [Holds up an IOU.] "The only thing in my piggy bank was an IOU from my dad, he borrowed money to pay the takeout guy." Ronnie Anne: "Okay, then we just need to make ninety-three more dollars in two hours." Sid: "Should we shake down my dad? He does owe me interest." Ronnie Anne: "Hmm, alright, let's try it."

[Later on the GLART, Ronnie Anne is sitting in the seats, and Sid comes out of the conductor's car.] Sid: "My dad only had five bucks on him, but he gave me an idea, follow my lead. Hit it Dad." [Stanley gives thumbs up, and some music starts, the passengers look around, and Sid puts a tip jar on the floor.] "It's show time." [Sid starts dancing, followed by a rather nervous Ronnie Anne, Sid comes up to some lady.] "Feel free to tip the performers." [Sid does a few fancy moves much to the passengers discomfort.] Subway Man: "Hey!" Subway Woman: "Watch it!" ''[Sid gets dizzy and stumbles around, Ronnie Anne gets close to a mother and baby, and the baby starts to cry, Ronnie Anne backs off. The girls then bump into each other and fall down. Just then they see Sergio and Sancho, with a large boombox, and wearing caps.]'' Sergio: [Aggravated] "Hey! Get your own train, take it down." [He and Sancho do their thing.]

[Back at the mercado, Par is making a delivery.] Par: "Hey Bobby, fruit delivery." [Notices something] "Woah, that looks like my old CD player." Carl: [Takes it] "No it's not, it's a, panini press." [Carl attempts to press his sandwich in it, but Par takes it away, and Carl just smashes his sandwich, jetting jelly all over himself.] Par: "No this is mine, it's still got my pump up mix." [Hugs it, and Bobby gives him his headphones.] "Now I can work out again, thanks bro." [Par continues his delivery, and the girls run in.] Ronnie Anne: "Hey Bobby, can we borrow the mercado delivery bike?" Bobby: "Sure." [The girls race off to get it.] Ronnie Anne: "Thanks." Bobby: [To Carl; regarding the sweater.] "Ha, only one thing left." Carl: "You know what? Let's double the bet, two weeks of dessert." Bobby: "On churro week? You're on." [They shake again.]

[Outside the mercado.] Ronnie Anne: "Voila, it's ready." Miranda: [Offscreen] "Oh man," [she's outside the building with a suitcase.] "where's my cab? My flight's in thirty minutes." Ronnie Anne: [On the mercado bike, turned chariot.] "Hey Miranda, need a ride?" Miranda: [Puts her bag on and hurries onto the seat.] "I'm not even gonna ask what that thing is, just get me to the airport." [Ronnie Anne tries to pedal, but she's very slow.] "Hey, can you speed it up? I'll pay extra." [Sid tries to push, they go faster.] Sid: "I don't know if we can make it." [Trips] Ronnie Anne: "Don't worry Sid, we got this." [Suddenly she falls into a hole, and Miranda goes flying into a trashcan, suddenly the very strong fly returns and carries Miranda away.] Miranda: "Oh, bye girls." Ronnie Anne: "Guess I'm not getting a tip."

[Next, Ronnie Anne is using the waffle iron, The girls have opened a waffle stand.] Sid: "Yoon Kwan waffles for sale! Get 'em while their hot!" [Everybody just walks right past them, Sid tries to go up to a man.] "Would you like a Yoon Kwan waffle? Only one hundred dollars." [The guy walks away.] "They're handsome and delicious." Ronnie Anne: "Ah, forget it Sid, Maybelle's gonna be here any minute, I think we just gotta come clean." [Just then, Maybelle arrives.] Maybelle: "Hello, I am so glad you found my change purse." [The girls nervously turn around.] Ronnie Anne: "Hey, Maybelle, about that, the thing is, there's something missing from it." Sid: "A hundred things really." Ronnie Anne: "We, sort of, spent all the money." Maybelle: [Infuriated] "You did what!?" Ronnie Anne: "We're so sorry, we didn't think anyone was going to call." Sid: "We should have known better, but the pizza smelled so good, and there was this penguin movie we'd never seen, and we just got carried away." Ronnie Anne: [Starts grovelling] "But we'll do anything to make it up to you." Sid: [Also gets on her knees] "Literally anything, we feel horrible." Maybelle: [Takes a breathe] "I can't say I feel great either." [The girls look down in sadness.] "But you two ding-dongs seem eager to do the right thing." [They look back up] "And I do have some chores I could use a hand with, you help me with those, we'll call it even." Ronnie Anne & Sid: "It's a deal."

''[Later, all three are at Maybelle's place, Maybelle watching Ronnie Anne sweep the floor, Sid comes downstairs and dusts the stairlift, she let's out a sigh and leans back, accidentally setting the lift off, Sid yelps as the lift takes her up, Ronnie Anne chases after her scared friend, but then the lift chases her back down, Then the girls are both on the lift, clinging to each other screaming, suddenly the lit starts spinning them out of control. Next, Maybelle has a cup of tea, as the girls paint her walls mango orange. Next, Maybelle is laying on the couch, Ronnie Anne fanning her with a leaf, and Sid rubbing her foot. Next, Maybelle opens a spigot, and pours herself a glass of juice.]'' Maybelle: [Drinks] "Ah, nothing like a glass of freshly squeezed mango juice." ''[Ronnie Anne is stomping around in a vat of mangos, and Sid is putting more in. Next, Sid has toothpaste, and Ronnie Anne has a toothbrush, Maybelle takes her dentures out and hands them to the girls, the revoltingly starts brushing Maybelle's teeth.]''

[Later the three are back at the mercado.] Maybelle: "Now, I need everything on this shopping list." [Takes out a very long list.] "Chicharrónes with extra rónes, and cheesy chease chips, but don't forget to dust the cheese off." [The girls groan, but Sid puts the last mango in the bag.] "Well, that's everything, we can call it even now, thank you for your for your help. Sid: [Salutes, as does Ronnie Anne.] "Ding and Dong, at your service." [Maybelle leaves and the girls are relieved.] Ronnie Anne: "Glad that's over, from now on, I'm not taking anything that doesn't belong to me." [Takes an apple, and eats it, Bobby taps her shoulder.] Bobby: [Regarding the apple.] "Ronnie Anne, you gotta pay for that." [Ronnie Anne pays for the apple, awkwardly laughing. The girls leave, and Carl taps Bobby.] Carl: "And you gotta pay me, in desserts, no one claimed the sweatshirt." [Laughs] Bobby: "Fine." Carl: "Don't worry, I'll make sure to tell you how delicious you're desserts are." [Walks off, but stops at the door.] "By the way, you might wanna look at the back of your sweatshirt." [Bobby does so, the back reads 'BOBBY'.] Bobby: [Not even realizing] "Awe, if only I'd found this Bobby guy." [Carl face palms.]