Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180630055107/@comment-32807753-20180630222603

Leni: Hey… these ones don’t look that bad. They make me feel… different.

Lori: So you’ll buy them then?

Leni: Sure!

Lori: Alright then!

(The two head to the cashier)

Cashier: Oh it’s you again…

Lori: We want to buy these.

Cashier: (sigh) Alright then. That’ll be 199.99 please.

Leni: (looks in bag) Oops. I forgot my wallet. Lori…?

Lori: Ugh. (hands cashier money)

Cashier: Thanks…

[Lori and Leni are about to walk off]

Cashier: My parents used to be proud of me. They said I could be anything that I wanted to be when I grow up… Clearly they were lying to me.

Lori: …We’ll be on our way.

Cashier: Whatever… (sigh)