Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170702013437

Me: "Excellent, Thanks, guys! Okay, so we have Luna's bass drum as the brake. Luan's whoopee cushion as the accelerator." [puts foot on them to demonstrate their uses]

Luan: "Accelerator? Don't you mean gas?" [chuckles] "Get it?"

Me: "(Laughs) Nice one, anyways, we have the golf club's as the gear shift. The wreath as the steering wheel. Car horn, turn signal, and... the keys..." [grabs Lily's baby toy keys] " Got all that?"

[the others smile in hope]

Leni: [obviously confused] "Sure."

Me: "Great, Okay, first, fasten your seat belt."

[Lola puts some of her beauty pageant sashes on them to simulate the seat belts]

Leni: "That was easy."

Me: "Next, check your mirrors."

Leni: [panicking] "Why? Do I look bad?"

Lincoln: "Oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I meant-"

Leni: [runs off] "Stop the car! I can't drive in this hideous condition!"

[everyone else groans; Leni comes back now wearing a helmet]

Leni: "That's better."

[everyone stares awkwardly at her]

Me: "Okay, Lesson 12: Avoiding road hazards. There's a squirrel in the road. What do you do?"

[Lily walks in dressed in a squirrel costume and makes squirrel chatter sounds; Leni gets out of her side and screams in horror; eventually, it seems hopeless as the others seem to have already given up]

Me: "Use the turn signal!" [Leni taps Luna's drum] "NOOO, that's the brake!" [Leni taps Luan's whoopee cushion] "NOOO, that's the gas!" [Leni slaps him] "Ow, that's my face!" [points to ladle] "No Leni, this is the turn signal! [begins to feel worn out]"

Leni: "Oh! You mean the blinky blink?"

Me "The what?"

Leni: "The blinky blink!"

Me: "The blinky blink?"

Leni: "Yeah. It's right by the spinny thingy." [points to wreath]

Me: "The spinny..." [realizes] "of course, That's the problem! I haven't been speaking Leni!"

Leni: "There's a country named after me?"

Me: "No. I mean, I haven't been using words you understand. Usually I'm the one who does that kind of thing. Let me try again. Use the blinky blink." [Leni nods with a rattle sound effect and flips the blinky blink] "Good. Now turn left." [Leni doesn't know] "Uhhh, turn to your good side." [Leni gets it and turns to her good side] "Now we're getting somewhere! Everyone, we're gonna need some new car parts."

[The others salute and get to work; they replace Luna's bass drum with a white high heel shoe]

Me: "Okay Leni, this is a break pedal. What does the break pedal do?"[Leni doesn't know] "White shoes after Labor Day!"

Leni: "Ew, stop!"

Lincoln: "Exactly."

Luan: [takes back her whoopee cushion] "I gas you won't be needing this." [She and Ray both laugh]

Me: "Nice one Luan."

[Lola scowls painfully at Luan's pun and hands Ray a Go-Go boot]

Me: "Now, this is the gas pedal. What does the gas pedal do?" [Leni doesn't know] "Uuum, Boots from the 60's."

Leni: "Go-Go!"

Me: "Yes! Leni, I think you're ready for the next level!"