User blog:BatSam247/Brawl in the Family(Alt. Ending)

This is the very first story I am doing, based off of what is said to be one of the worst episodes of the entire show, "Brawl  in the Family".

NOTE: This has some inspiration from  the start of ThatEngineer's "Syngenesophobia"and "The Bully" from Spongebob, specifically the latter half of that episode.

Hope you guys enjoy!

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Brawl in the Family Alternate Ending

 Lincoln backed into a corner next to the fireplace when it seemed evident that the fists would fly very soon. His parents were hiding with Lily in their bedroom, which seemed like the best place to be in. But instead, fate had other plans.

LORI: (whistles between her fingers, calling the attention of the other sisters) Hold on a second, girls. Why are we even fighting like this again?

LISA:  Because Ms. Sporty here thinks she needs a car-cleaning material due to my lisp! It's not something I can help, you know! (glares at Lynn, some of her spit getting on the jock's face)

LOLA: (to Lana)  And since Ms. Queen of the Mud here thinks I snore so loud, maybe she should FART louder!

LANA:  Well you wouldn't have known about it if Lincoln hadn't-

( The moment those words left Lana's mouth, the remaining sisters went wide-eyed before turning their attention to their only brother, who by now was halfway towards the safety of their parent's room.)

SISTERS: Lincoln...

(Lincoln  went pale at the mention of his name. Before he knew it, he was surrounded from all sides by his siblings.)

LINCOLN: (nervously) H-Hi girls. Are you still mad that I let out all those secrets?

SISTERS: You're darn right we are!

LINCOLN: Well, about that, you see...- Hey, look, Hugh!

SISTERS: (gasp in happiness and sprint to the front window) Where?

(Thanks to this distraction, Lincoln manages to get to the front door and is about to open it. However, his sisters realized that they were tricked and are even more mad. Once again, the sisters corner Lincoln around the door.)

LOLA: (with a huge frown on her face) And just where do you think you're going?

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">LINCOLN: (paused, trying to think of an excuse) Um...Um...

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">LYNN: (whilst cracking her knuckles) Nowhere, that's what.

SISTERS:(to Lincoln) Now, you... are... going... to... paaaayyyyy!!

(Extremely intimidated, Lincoln opens the door, runs out, and then slams the door behind them.)

LINCOLN: [screams and runs away from the Loud House] <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;"> Out of my way! Out of my way! [points]<span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;"> Can't you see they're going to kick my butt?! [a bunch of kids look over to Chandler and his goons at a bus stop]

CHANDLER: What are all of you looking at?

KID 1: <span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">So, you like kicking butts, do ya? Well we'll show you, dirt bags! [the kids start beating up on them while Lincoln is hiding in a garbage can]

LINCOLN: <span style="font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Okay, okay, I got to skip town, start a new life, live under an assumed name! "Lincolnovich Loudinski". Yeah, that's good. Grow a beard, and then shave it off, and live happily ever after. [The  Loud Sisters are right behind him, looking ever so furious]

<span style="font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">LYNN: Yeah, except you forgot the part where we kick your butt!

(Lincoln gasps three times and runs off while still in the garbage can.)

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