Thread:Jokeman20/@comment-30953185-20170722005459/@comment-25100807-20170722182554

Ace: Sure thing! Ace Savvy's the name! Summoning cards is my game.

One-Eyed Jack: And I'm his sidekick, One-Eyed Jack.

High Card: I'm High Card. I drive the car whenever there's a situation.

Eleven of Hearts: The Eleven of Hearts. I have a pink strap... [Takes it out for a demonstration] ...for springing into action.

Night Club: The Night Club. I like to jam towards evil-doers. [Strums her guitar]

Joker: I'm The Joker! I stop bad guys and raise them! [Laughs]

Strong Suit: I'm Strong Suit! And I'm very tough and quick.

Eight of Spades: Eight of Spades and I'm good at digging holes. With experience.

Royal Flush: The Royal Flush! I'm the expert at plumbing! [Holds her wrench]

Queen of Diamonds: You call me The Queen of Diamonds! I have a tiara that flies like a boomerang.

Card Counter: The Card Counter is at your service. I have a smart theory of stopping evil doers.

The Deuce: Goo-goo!

Ace: And that's The Deuce. Her power is diaper bombing.

(What do you think?)