Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180306012505/@comment-30953185-20180308022209

Me: It was tasty, though.

Luan: If you want to win the contest, you have to make funny videos.

Lincoln: Well, how do I make those? I’m not exactly the funniest.

Luan: Easy. You just follow my one simple rule. Keep your camera on at all times, because you never know when you’ll strike comedy gold. Ooh! Like this! (films Clyde picking his nose)

Clyde: Aw, come on! Erase that!

Luan: Don’t worry, Clyde. I would never post it without your permission.

Clyde: Phew.

Luan: Besides, I said comedy gold, not digging gold. (laughs)

[Cut to Lincoln, Clyde and I waiting in bush]

Lincoln: Alright, Clyde. You ready to strike comedy gold?

Clyde: You bet I am!

Me: Me too! Only where are we going to find it?

Lincoln: Simple. We wait in this bush until something funny happens. How long can it take.

[Three hours later]

Lincoln: We’ve had the camera on all day! Where exactly is this comedy gold?

Me: I don't know, but is it gonna take much longer? At this rate, we'll be out here all night!