User blog:Aartistboy714/Again, sorry. But somebody's gotta do it.

Trash Creature: (grabs Lori by the shirt; threateningly) Listen to me, you pathetic, flatuent, arrogant snob! If you ever lay a finger on me or my brothers with your "human pretzel" threats, so help me I'll shave off all of that mopheaded hair from your head, tear your texting limbs apart, and smash your phone into a million pieces and make you swallow them whole until you start to choke! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

Lori: (completely stunned; shakes her head rapidly) Yes.

(Trash then throws Lori on her bed, much to her relief and discomfort.)

Trash Creature: (stomps out of Lori's bedroom) It's all I asked. (slams the door behind him, causing her to flinch)

THE END

'''Listen, I apologize for making this scene, but before someone calls me out, I have something I would like to say: You get tired of the tropes all the time, but you continue to use the same human pretzel threat (even though it was established in "Tricked!"), the same nickname "twerp", and that she's literally the oldest of everything she claims, even though she's only the oldest of her siblings. Now before you call me out, ask yourselves this: do I feel hypocritical for calling someone out for doing something that I know I always do all the time?

Also, you tend to make Lori aggressive in some fanfics, but in my opinion, Lori's not all that tough and nails as you think she is; she can have weaknesses, she can be put down, and can be a little intimidated too.'''