User blog:WildKirbyAtrox/Lynn and Lisa create a Dumb Paradox

(Lynn Loud Jr. and Lisa Loud appear out of thin air via time machine, near the front door of their house.)

Lisa: (whisper) Alright, Lynn. Let's get a move on.

(Lynn follows Lisa up the porch, only to find their two 'past selves' are already up there. Their past selves are also spying on Lincoln going up the stairs to get away from his sisters' activities. The other pair of the 'past Lynn and Lisa' can also be seen attempting to stop their past selves. Confusing, I know.)

Lynn: Um, Lisa?

Lisa: (sigh) Of course. We were just here.

Lynn: Can we get on with this? I want this Bad Luck stuff behind us FOR GOOD.

Lisa: And that is why we're here.

(Lynn and Lisa start walking silently yet also quickly towards their past selves... Only to get interrupted.)

Lisa: (surprised) What the- Who are you?

Lisa 2: We're from the future.

Lynn: So are we!

Lynn 2: But WE'RE from the FURTHER future! We showed up to stop you guys!

Lisa: Care to explain why that is?

Lisa 2: (points at the second past Lynn and Lisa) What they did is actually out to be damage-free.

(Our Lynn and Lisa turn to look to where Lisa 2 is pointing at.)

Lisa 2: It's what you're about to do-- stopping them-- that causes utter chaos! The type of chaos that leads to insanity!

Lynn: Oh, come on!

(Suddenly, another version of Lynn and Lisa arrived in this exact time period via Time Travel.)

Lisa 3: HOLD IT! We're from the further further future!

(She looks at our Lynn and Lisa while speaking.)

Lisa 3: What you girls do actually will come to a proper solution in the end!

(The third Lisa then turns her attention to the second Lynn and Lisa.)

Lisa 3: It's what you two are about to do that ruins everything!

(Unsurprisingly, a FOURTH Lynn and Lisa appear as well via Time Travel.)

Lisa 4: STOP!

Lynn 4: DON'T DO ANYTHING!

Lisa: Oh for Sir Isaac Newton's sake!

Lisa 4: We've originated from the further further further future!

(She turns her attention to the third Lynn and Lisa and speaks.)

Lisa 4: What these two do is acceptable!

(Then, Lisa 4 turns to look at the second Lynn and Lisa.)

Lisa 4: It's what you two do that escalates the events into something far worse!

(Once again AND unsurprisingly, a fifth and sixth Lynn and Lisa appear. They protest against the interferences of Time Travel despite having done it themselves.)

Lisa 5: WAIT!

Lynn 5: STOP!

Lisa 6: HOLD IT!

Lynn 6: DON'T DO IT!

(The seventh and eighth Lynn and Lisa appear. For some bizarre reason, Sam Sharp is also present with the eighth Lynn and Lisa.)

Lisa 7: WAIT!

Lynn 7: NO!

Lisa 8: HOLD IT!

Lynn 8: STOP!

Sam: How did I end up with you two!? What is happening?

(The ninth Lynn and Lisa appear.)

Lisa 9: DON'T MOVE!

Lynn 9: STOP!

(The tenth Lynn and Lisa appear.)

Lisa 10: FREEZE!

Lynn 10: PLEASE DON'T!

(The eleventh Lynn and Lisa appear.)

Lisa 11: WAIT!

Lynn 11: NO!

(Lisa 10 turns to face Lisa 11 while scowling at the latter.)

Lisa 10: Seriously, why?!

(Lisa 11 takes off her shoes to reveal genuine rabbit feet that are moderately sized in some way They are also covered in blue polka dots.)

Lisa 11: THIS IS WHY!

(This goes on excessively as more and more "further future" versions of Lynn and Lisa appear in this exact area in front of the Loud House. Eventually, this turns into a big crowd of alternate Lynn's and Lisa's, while Sam is visible from that crowd. She just stands there motionless and speechless, as the other Lynn's and Lisa's argue amongst themselves and with each other. This causes our Lisa to stand up on the porch chair.)

Lisa: Alright, THAT'S ENOUGH NOW LISTEN UP!

(The crowd turns to face our Lisa.)

Lisa: Okay, this is getting way too tedious, excessive, and redundant! I can't even follow what's going on anymore, and it's easy to assume that the rest of you can't as well. So let's make this easy and take a vote. How many think we should prevent Lincoln from being evicted from this family, and then be treated less like a person and more like a "good-luck charm?"

Sam: (angry and surprised) Wait, YOU GUYS ACTUALLY DID THAT?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

Lisa: YES I KNOW. That aside, raise your hands.

(Up to forty-one Lynn's and Lisa's-- including Sam herself-- raise their hands.)

Lisa: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven... Looks like we have forty-two. Now the, who votes that we should just let it all happen like it did before this mess started?

(Up to fifty-seven Lynn's and Lisa's raise their hands.)

Lisa:... Fifty-Seven. (sigh) So be it. "Lincoln Loud is Bad Luck" wins.

Lynn: Hold on a minute, shouldn't it be an even number? How come we get an odd number for this vote?

Lisa 23:  I'm sorry, but it appears as though one of the Lynns failed to arrive with me.

Lynn: What the- What are you talking about?

Lisa 23: Not too sure, to be honest-- this Lynn isn't even real. She must have accidentally left me this makeshift lifesize doll that strongly resembles her. See?

(Lisa 23 holds up the makeshift lifesize doll of Lynn 23.)

Lynn: Well, why isn't she here then?

Lisa: Lynn, I-I don't.... I... I don't even know anymore. I suppose all this time-traveling we've done caused such a paradox to a point where the universe "supposedly doesn't care anymore."

(She regains her composure after having come to terms with the current confusion.)

Lisa: Okay, listen up-- Every single one of you, return to your own individual time machines very carefully. Nobody is to touch anything. No Japanese monster movies from the Heisei Era. Don't trip over objects. Don't give earlier versions of yourselves anything that can be interpreted as investment advice. Just return to your own time periods, and stay there!

(With that, the many Lynn's and Lisa's comply without question and leave via Time Travel. Sam even joins the eighth Lynn and Lisa. Even the first two Lynn's and Lisa's leave the area as well, thus leaving our Lynn and Lisa.)

Lisa: Finally. Now, we're going to do what we what should have been done in the first place.

Lynn: Does that mean you're going to show everyone the recording of me threatening Lincoln with a baseball bat?

Lisa: Precisely.

Lynn: Fair enough. I guess I kind of deserve it...

Lisa: "Kind of?"

Lynn: Let's just go already.

(The two Loud girls step onto their time machine.)

Lynn: Wait, if Sam ended up finding out about this whole fiasco in one of the alternate timelines, doesn't that mean she ends it with Luna? Luna was kind of in on this whole thing too.

Lisa: I wouldn't be surprised, to be frank.

Lynn: Do you think we should come back one last time to see if there are no loose ends?

Lisa: And risk the possibility of erasing ourselves from the Space-Time Continuum as a whole?

Lynn: I get that, but... Okay, I just realized something... We all pretty much talked to ourselves, so doesn't that mean we'll be erased completely either way?

Lisa: ... Oh for crying out loud!!! I should have known the chronological tangent that created us will end up disappearing for good!

Lynn: Would this be a bad time to tell you that we copied two cartoon characters from an actual show?

Lisa: Dang it.

(And with that, our Lisa and Lynn become erased from all of reality... It's because of this, that the universe thought it would be funny to create an endless amount of alternate realities of the Bad Luck incident. Some resulting in Lincoln running away. Others have the Louds incarcerated. Some even go far enough to end Lincoln Loud's life for some convoluted reason. The End.)