User blog:Chrisrockz17/The Mad House

This is my 8th fanfic, enjoy!

It was morning in the Loud House. It seemed like a peaceful morning until..

Lori: (angry) LINCOLN! (kicks Lincoln's door open) Where is my phone?!

Lincoln: I don't have it!

Lori: Really? Because you're always going in my room. How do I know you didn't take it?

Leni: I took it. I borrowed it because to chat with a friend because my phone needs to be charged.

Lori noticed a small scratch on her phone.

Lori: (gasps) You scratched it! (snatches her phone from Leni) I should literally turn you into a human pretzel!

Leni: (nervous) It was an accident!

Lincoln: I'm sure she didn't mean to scratch it, Lori. And it's just a small scratch.

Lori: You know what? Just stay away from MY phone!

Lori marched to the bathroom angrily and slamed the door shut.

Lori: (wiping her phone) Grr! I can't believe that Leni.

Just then, Lynn kicked down the bathroom door.

Lynn: Hurry up in here, Lori.

Lori: Why did you literally just kick the door down?

Lynn: Cause the stupid doorknob broke off again. Now hurry up!

Lori: Don't tell me to hurry up, you insane little twerp!

Lynn got angry at Lori's comment and tackled Lori. The two sisters started fighting and then Lola showed up.

Lola: HEY!

Lynn and Lori stopped fighting and stared at Lola.

Lola: If you two are done fighting like animals, I'd like to brush my teeth now.

Lynn: Wait until I'm finished, Princess Loudmouth.

Lola: (furious) I'm gonna finish you!

Lola leaped on Lynn and all three girls got into a big fight.

Lincoln noticed this.

Lincoln: (worried) Oh no, it's DEFCON 5 all over again.

Just then, Rita came upstairs and also saw the fight.

Rita: Girls, that's enough!

The girls stopped fighting and stared at their mom.

Rita: You three get angry over every thing.

(We cut to a flashback of the Louds having dinner, with Bobby at their house.

Bobby: Hey babe, I got you a salad!

Lori: (angry) Why? Are you saying I'm FAT?!

Bobby: No way, babe. You look fa-

Lori: FAT?!

Bobby: (cowering) Fabulous! You look fabulous!

Lori: Hmm..fine, I'll take the salad. But I expect you to bring dessert next time.

Next we cut to a flashback of Lynn and Lucy playing basketball. Lynn throws the ball past her sister but it bounces off the hoop.

Lynn: (shocked) What? How could have missed that shot?!

Lucy: Well, you can't make every shot, Lynn.

Lynn: But I could have made that shot blindfolded!

Lynn throws her ball at the hoop in frustration and it ricohets off the hoop, coming back at Lynn and knocking her out.

Last, we cut a flashback of Lola having a tea party with her stuffed animals in her room. Lana comes in, drinking soda and burps loudly. Lola glared at her.

Lola: Gross, Lana! Show some class!

Lana burps again.

Lola: Quit it!

Lola burps again for a long time.

Lola: (leaves the room angry and annoyed) MOM!

We cut back to the present.

Lori: I guess we do get mad a lot.

Lola: Well, I had a right to be made at Lana.

Lynn: So what do you want us to do about it, Mom?

Rita: I suggest you take an anger management class. My friend, Rhonda Relaxington, is a anger management teacher.

Lynn: I know her. She's a teacher at my school.

Rita: Great. So I guess you introduce her to your sisters.

TBC