User blog:Ianj1997/The Camping Episode

(Starts with Lori enters into her and Leni's room in Pjs)

Lori: Ahh, finally, the weekend is here. And this isn't just any old weekend. (Gestures to her calender on wall) This is the weekend that Lincoln and Ian go camping. (To the viewers) Wouldn't be great like that time Lincoln and Clyde went to the woods to become a man

(Flashbacks to Roughin It, flashback ends)

Lori: Ho-ho, that would be great (jumps into bed) You've literally waited a long time for this! A soft bed, my phone, and days with no twerp (hears laughing from outside) What the...? (Goes outside to find Lincoln and Ian in a tent, complete with sleeping bags and comic books) Lincoln! Aren't you two supposed to be camping?

Lincoln: We are camping

Lori: Lincoln, it's not camping if your ten feet from your house. (Camera zooms out to show tent's location)

Lincoln: Aww, it doesn't matter where you are as long you're outdoors. While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds reading books, we're out here, pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature. You wanna join us?

Lori: No and that creep is here?

Lincoln: Clyde, nope he's not here

Lori: Oh good

Lincoln: Okay have fun inside

(Lori leaves; Lincoln and Ian pull out comic book, along with a flashlight, and begin to read)

Lori:(Pops back into tent, glaring) What do you mean, "have fun inside"

Lincoln: Just have inside see you tomorrow

Lori: Oh bye (exits; Lincoln and Ian resume reading; Lori enters their tent again and gasps) You little sneak. I see what you're doing

Lincoln: What?

Lori: Don't think I can't see what you're doing

Lincoln: What?

Lori: You're saying I can't take it!

Lincoln: But all I...

Lori:(Holds up her hand) Aah you're saying I'm soft! You think your little "have fun inside" challenge is gonna make me come camping with you, but that is never gonna happen! There's no way I'm gonna literally sit out here all night with you two twerps! So, get used to it! (exits tent)

Lincoln: Okay have fun inside

Lori:(yelling) That's it! I'm in! I'll show you camping!

(Lori runs into their house)

Lincoln:(To Ian) Lori's gonna come camping with us!

(Both climb out of tent and get excited)

Lori:(Emerges with large camping backpack) Now you'll see how a real...(falls face forward on the ground, squished by the immense backpack)...outdoorsman does it! (climbs out from underneath; pulls pouch from backpack) Here we are, my remote-controlled, self-assembling tent. Watch and learn.

(Lincoln takes out binoculars, Ian a notepad; Lori tosses pouch into the air and presses the remote, but the power fizzles and the tent appears, unassembled in a pile the ground)

TBC