User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 20 (Preview)

''It's true. It's because of that confrontation with the sisters that's causing Lincoln's stress levels to rise and erupt like a volcano spewing out lava. It's bad enough he was having to deal with his sisters pushing him around, teasing him, and doing all sorts of awful things to their only brother. But now Lincoln is getting close to his boiling point, and the parents were able to see this.''

Lynn: Y'know, if this guy's just gonna waste our time pointing out the obvious, he might as well go all the way and point out everything else that we already know.

Luan: Like how he likes to read comic books in his underwear.

Lana: Or that he has buck teeth.

Lily: Gah bah yanna naba ooyu pa. [Or that he makes a really funny face whenever he changes my diaper.]

Leni: [reaches over and gives Lincoln's hair a light ruffle as Lincoln squirms] Or that he's such a wittle cutie pie that I just wanna eat up!

Lola: [perks up] Oh, oh, are we doing this again?!

Lincoln: [frowns] No. We are most definitely not doing this again.

''[Lola's eyes begin to water as she gives Lincoln her biggest puppy dog eyes. Lincoln groans in defeat as he rubs the bridge of his nose with his fingers.]''

Lincoln: Okay, okay, fiiiiiiine. But later, okay? After the story.

Lola: Yaaaaaay!

"So, your Mother and I decided that you shouldn't say anything to your sisters for the time being," Lynn Sr. said, as he continues, "And we'll make sure that they don't get in your way either."

''The white-haired boy is unsure of what to make of this. Is this supposed to be punishment? Or safety precautions? It also didn't make sense to Lincoln as to why they're deciding on this NOW of all times, especially since this could have been done DURING the DEFCON situation. Either way, Lincoln figured he should accept the parents' decision while he still can.''

"Alright Mom, Dad," Lincoln answered.

"However," Rita says, "make sure you don't lose control of your anger, or you'll be in more trouble than your sisters are about to be."

Lori: [as Rita] You see, son, it's important to realize that being a boy inherently makes you inferior to girls. Therefore, while you have to walk on eggshells and keep your nose clean by any means necessary to avoid our misandrous prejudice, your sisters get to run roughshod to the extreme and only get a slap on the wrist, at best. It's not your fault you didn't come out the right way. We still love you. Just not as much as your sisters.

[Everyone else gives Lori bewildered looks]

Lori: What? Don't tell me you all can't read between the lines and see that attitude for yourselves. It's literally right in front of our faces.

Lana: Hold on. What's "misandrous" mean?

Lisa: It's an adjectival form of the word "misandry", which is the hatred of men.

Lana: What? Why would anyone wanna hate men? That's so stupid.

Lisa: I'm sure plenty of "well-informed" Tumblrinas would be more than happy to impart their "wisdom" upon you.

Lana: What's a "Tumblrina"?

Lori: Trust me, Lana, you're better off not knowing.

Leni: Seriously.

''Lincoln begrudgingly accepts their decision and exits the door. As with his earlier attempt to go upstairs into his room, he slowly drags his feet across the floor in frustration. The sisters (who are still present) continue to taunt Lincoln, but he makes sure not to respond to them.''

''"Ignore them Lincoln," he thinks to himself. "They're not worth the trouble. Just keep going and you'll be fine."''

The sisters continued on as they chanted in a mocking way, "Lincoln's in trouble!"

''Suddenly, one of the sisters, Luna, stops in her tracks and comes to a realization... A realization that's long over due.''

"Wait, dudes," Luna says, as she continues, "don't you think we're going a bit too far with this?"

Lori: And this again. Luna is the good sister and we all are the evil...

Luna: Don't judge me! Judge the author, sis!

''"What are you talking about?" asked Lola. "He's the one who ALWAYS ruins everything."''

Luna responds, "Actually, Lincoln doesn't always ruin everything..."

''This definitely caught Lincoln's attention as he stops walking. Luna is supposedly one of the sisters Lincoln is closest to, but unfortunately that doesn't seem to be entirely true. There have been times when Luna herself became and/or acted just as badly as the rest of the sisters whenever scenarios like this came up. What's a tad more concerning is that Luna, just like the others, somehow (and almost always) usually get off scot-free. He slowly turns around and glares at Luna and then speaks.''

"So Luna... You're only realizing this JUST NOW!? And I thought LENI was supposed to be the dumb one!"

Leni: HEY!

''"HEY!" Leni yells back, offended by Lincoln's words.''

Leni: ...is there an echo in here?

''Luna was also just as offended, but she didn't dare talk back at him. Rita and Lynn Sr. heard this from downstairs, but this time they decide to go up the stairs towards Lincoln and the sisters.''

''"Lincoln Loud, what did we just discuss?" Rita asked her son. "Looks like we're going to have to make it so that you DON'T yell at your sisters."''

"Yeah, but come on Mom! They were-" Lincoln says in protest, but once again he's interrupted.

''"Lincoln, we're very serious about this issue," Lynn Sr. added. "Consider this as Strike One. Two more Strikes, and you will REALLY be in big trouble."''

Luan: [As Lynn Sr.] "No bowling for a month, now! Ya hear, boy?"

[Everyone else except Luan groans.]

Luan: I wonder, if Lincoln gets punished during this month, does he have to eat a TURKEY dinner? Will Lincoln have leftovers to SPARE for us?

Lincoln: Ugh. Luan, honey, why don't you SPARE us from these crummy jokes?

This weekend on Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: "Fury of Lincoln Loud" by WildKirbyAtrox!

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