User blog comment:EpsilonMk46/Lincoln the Butt Monkey?/@comment-32202721-20170902144500/@comment-31789809-20170902155229

While I may have some doubts on a couple of the examples you provided, I can definitely see where you are coming from. But I actually have serious doubts about him being constantly accident prone because in addition to his suffering being minute when not done out of karma, it's also completely sporatic and unpredictable. In layman's terms, there really is no set pattern as to when and where Lincoln is put through something; it just happens whenever and there really is no consistency to any of it. That's why I think it's kind of a stretch to say that he's "constantly" put in harm's way because of a few instances of mistreatment.