User blog:LoudFanWolf/Big Words, Big Family - Part 2

Big Words, Big Family - Part 2, a story by LoudFanWolf

K is for Kalology

Lola Loud was in her room, admiring herself with her handheld mirror, thinking about how beautiful she looked.

"Ah, beauty is such a complicated thing, I wish there was a way I could learn more about how beauty works." Lola thought out loud, and sighed.

"Actually, there is." A familiar voice said from behind Lola.

Lola turned and saw, who else, but Derek Gabriel.

"There is?" LOla asked as Derek walked into the room.

"Yep," Derek sat down in a chair next to Lola before continuing "it's called Kalology, it's the study of the psychological responses towards beauty and art."

"Wow, really?" Lola asked, astonished by the fact that such a study existed. Derek nodded.

":Wow! Well, looks I know what I want to be wehen I grow up! Thanks, Derk!" Lola said happily as he hugged Derek.

"Heh. Anytime, Lols, anytime." Derek said as he hugged the six year old 'princess' back.

L is for Lachrymose

Lori Loud was feeling absolutely distraught. Her favorite boyband, like, ever, Boyz Will Be Boyz, had just announced that thye were breaking up via Twitter, and Lori could hardly bear the news. Lori's boyfriend Bobby Santiago aka "Bobby-booboo-bear" could only comfort over the hone the best that he could, but it didn't really work, because Lori needed someone to actually hold her in her time of need, and since Bobby lived in the big city with a job that was very important to him, it virtually impossible for him to do so. With Bobby out, that left Lori with the only other guy that  she could vent out all her problems, secrets, and personal issues to: Derek Gabriel. And just like magic, as soon as Lori thought of him, Derek walked into her and Leni's bedroom.

"Hey, Lori, heard some crying from downstairs, is something wro-"


 * Lori sprinted from her bed to Derek and hugged him tightly while sobbing profusely.

"I'm s-so g-glad you're h-here." Lori said inbetween her massive sobs.

Being the great best friend/'brother' that he was, Derek hugged Lori back, shh-ed her, and rubbed her back, which was pretty much all he was allowed to do when comforting Lori as per agreement with Bobby; no cuddling, no laying on the bed together, and especially NO KISSES OF ANY KIND. When Lori finally calmed down from her sobbing, she and Derek sat down on her bed together.

Derek began by asking "So, what's wrong, Lori? Why are you so lachrymose? Why are you so sad to the point where you're crying a lot?" Dereks eyes narrowed. "Did Bobby break up with you? If so, I'll kill him!"

"No," Lori said as wiped her tears away "Bobby would never do that. It's just that.... B-boyz Will Be Boyz...BROKE UP!!!"

Lori collapsed into Derek's arms and began to cry again, and although Derek was kind of disappointed by the fact that his friend was crying over something as trivial as a boyband, he still comforted the best he could, and by the end of it all. Lori came to accept the Boyz Will Be Boyz breakup.

M is for Macarism

The band Noise Complaint had just finished rehearsing a song.

"Alright! Sweet Drumming, Linky log! Nice bass, Sammy! Luny, nice axe as always!"

"Thanks, Derk." Al three of Derek's bandmates replied.

"How are you so good at giving compliments all the time?" Sam asked.

"Heh, I don't know Sammy, I just  have a talent with macarism, making people by giving compliments."

"You sure do, Derk. No, let's play some more!" Luna said.

"You got it, Luny! A one, a two, a one, two, three, four..."

N is for Necrographer

Derek had finished particpated in a seance with the Loud family goth girl, Lucy Loud. As he and Lucy were cleaning up from ther seance, Derek asked "Hey, Lucy, since you like talking to the dead so much, have you ever thought about writing about them?"

Lucy looked at her former crush turned 2nd big brother figure and asked "What do you mean? You mean that I should be a ghost story writer?"

"No, I mean that you should be a Necropgrapher, a person who writes obituaries for newspapers and stuff."

Lucy thought about iit, and realized that the job would fit her very well if she were to get it. "Okay, I'll about that, thanks, Derk." Lucy said as she gave Derek one of her rare grins.

"No problem, Lucy Lou. Hey, you wanna try and write your first obituary about me? I'll help you out."

"Sure why not?" Lucy said, as she sat down with her notebook and began to write Derek's mock obituary, with him adding suggestions on what to put in it.

(A/N: WORK IN PROGRESS, HERE ARE A FEW UPCOMING WORDS, SHOULD BE DONE BY TOMORROW)

O is for Obamulate

P is for Panjandrum

Q is for Quagmire