Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-32807753-20181203195313/@comment-30953185-20181204000044

Lincoln: The first story we're going to read is called Card Catastrophe.

(Opens with Lincoln in his room making a bunch of cards, then he puts them in his bag)

''Lincoln: (to the viewers) Well, after my last business failed, I'm gonna try and start a new one. This time I made these really cool cards for things like Birthdays or Holidays. I hope these sell well!''

Lincoln: Wait a minute? Why am I starting another business? Is it for a school project or something?