User blog:007Jamesdean/No More Stupid Shows

It starts with Me, Lincoln, Laney, Lola and the Teen Titans watching TV.

Lincoln: What good shows are on TV?

Me: We're about to find out.

Hercules and Zoe walk in.

Zoe: Hey guys.

Me: Hey Hercules, Zoe.

Laney: We were just about to start watching TV.

Lola: Wanna watch?

Zoe: Sure.

Lincoln: I'm gonna go exercise with Hercules. I promised to join him for a daily exercise regimen.

Me: Okay Lincoln.

Lincoln and Hercules left.

Me: Lets watch some fun.

I turn the TV on and we were watching cartoons and we same a show called Teen Titans Go. It was a silly and stupid spin-off of the original Teen Titans from 2003 to 2006. Robin was seeing that this version of himself was a total control freak that didn't let the titans do anything fun and gave boring lectures and Starfire, Raven, Cyborg and Beast Boy's versions were even more ridiculous. Robin called Starfire his Love, Raven was a sarcastic older siser and Cyborg & Beast Boy were slackers. Terra saw herself as a villain bent on killing the Titans and destroying the world.

Robin: What is this junky show?

Raven: That is not us.

Starfire: I agree.

Beast Boy: This show may look like us and is based on us but that is NOT us!

Cyborg: Yeah! I don't say booyah all the time!

Starfire: And those lines I don't say. I may be curious about Earth but that version of me is dumb.

Robin: Yes. I am not a control freak and all that.

Terra: This show turned me into a monster.

Laney: These versions of you are not funny and fun at all.

Lola: Yeah!

Me: I agree. We got to do something about this and I have an idea.

We go into the training simulator and I set the controls and the simulator activated.

We found ourselves in the world of Teen Titans Go.

Me: We're going to teach those foolish selves of yours a lesson they will never forget.

Laney: This is gonna be good.

Lola: Lets get them!

Robin: Yeah.

We flew to the city and found the Titans fighting Cinderblock.

They destroyed Cinderblock and a beam of energy obliterates Cyborg in the blink of an eye.

They saw us and we weren't too happy.

Me: That was a start. You guys are a disgrace to superheroes everywhere.

Terra: I agree. You make all superheroes everywhere look bad and more.

Raven: That's right.

Laney ties up Raven and Starfires goofy versions and the originals blasted them into ashes.

Beast Boy became a Spinosaurus and overpowered his goofy self.

TTG Robin: You destroyed my team!?

Robin's goof self became enraged and he screamed in a super loud scream that could be heard all across the galaxy.

TTG Robin: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) I! WILL!!! DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

TTG Robin got his staff out and charged toward us like a rampaging bull and the level of rage he had was unimaginable. I fired an energy wave and vaporized him in an instant.

Me: (Sigh) This was a complete waste of our time.

Starfire: They didn't even put up that much of a fight.

Raven: Yeah.

Cyborg: Once a disgrace always a disgrace as I always say.

Beast Boy: Yep.

The simulator deactivated and we went back to watching TV.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I don't know what the deal is with everyone bashing the show Teen Titans Go on Cartoon Network. I think it's a really funny show. But lots of people don't. I guess the original show is always gonna be the best no matter what and nothing will surpass it. My favorite episodes of TTG are Vegetables, Burger VS Burrito, Uncle Jokes, Legendary Sandwich, Sandwich Thief, Meatball Party, Jinxed, Fish Water, The Art of Ninjitsu, Boys VS. Girls, Mouth Hole, Colors of Raven, 40%, 40%, 20% and Spice Game. These are the only episodes that are awesome. But anyway let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.