User blog:AustinDR/Lucy and Lynn React to the It Trailer

Part 1
Lynn: So...what suggestion do we have this time?

Lucy: It.

Lynn: Yes. What are we reacting to now?

Lucy: It.

Lynn: Luce, I'm not really in the mood for this now. I have some bigger things to do today other than this, so please, don't make this anymore hard for me and just tell me what we're reacting to.

Lucy: We're reacting to It.

Lynn: That's it why I oughta....

(Lucy points to the screen; Lynn reads in and blushes embarrassingly.)

Lynn: Oh. So we're doing It?

Lucy: Sigh....

(They start to play the video.)

Lynn: So is this some kind of remake? I remember that there was some TV movie once.

Lucy: No. Many people have already been up in arms with this, but I'm ending this now. It is another interpretation of the book that the original movie was based on. It should be more faithful to the book. Or so I've heard.

(They continue to watch. They make it to the scene where Bill Denbrough finishes making a paper boat for his young brother, Georgie.)

Bill: Here you go; she's all ready, captain.

Georgie: Thanks, Billy.

(They hug.)

Lynn: He's going to die; I'm calling it now.

(Georgie races outside during a rainstorm; he places his paper boat in the water, and he chases after it. As he pursues it to another street, Georgie hits his head on a sawhorse.)

Lynn: Ha! Ha!

Lucy: Lynn, that's not funny.

Lynn: Aw, come on Luce, lighten up some.

(She starts to replay the scene of Georgie hitting his head on the sawhorse repeatedly.)

Lynn: It gets funnier each time!

Lucy: Lynn.....

Lynn: Hmph....fine.

(The boat began to drift towards an open storm drain. Georgie lets out a big "no" and tries to catch it. Unfortunately for him, it enters into the storm drain.)

Georgie: NO!! No....

(Georgie gets down on his knees to see if he could see the boat. As he leans closer, he is taken aback when he sees something staring back at him.)

Lynn: Typical cheap scare trick.

Lucy: From Stephen King's terrifying novel....

Lynn: I will say this though; his book makes a great foot stool.

Ben: Derry's not like any town I've ever been in before.

Lynn: Pfffft, that's nothing compared to what happens in our house.

Ben: People die or disappear six times the national average. And that's just grownups. Kids are worse. Way, way, worse.

Lucy: Interesting.

(Ben is in class when he sees a red balloon float by his desk.)

Lynn: Balloons. How scary.

???: We all float down here.

Lisa: Correction: they'll only float if their mass per unit of volume is equal to or lighter than that of water.

Lynn: Get out of here, Lisa! We're trying to do a reaction here.

(Lisa shrugs and walks out of the room.)

Bill: I saw something down there. There was this...

Eddie: Clown. Yeah, I saw him too.

(They look at an old photo projector.)

Bill: Look; it's all connected by the sewers. It's where It lives.

(Suddenly, the projector starts moving on its own.)

Lynn: Another jumpscare? Really?

Lucy: Shh.

(The projector starts to produce photographs that were of one of the kids' vacation. It pans closely to an image of a woman whose face is obscured by the hair. The hair slowly paves away to reveal clown makeup underneath.)

Beverly: Turn it off!

Lynn: They can't unplug it or anything?

(They see a succession of horrifying images such as one of the kids running away from an unseen force, the Loser club getting cornered by It, blood coming out of the sink, and a balloon obscuring Pennywise's face.)

Lucy: I so want to see this movie.

Lynn: I'm pretty sure it's going to be rated "R," sis.

Lucy: Lincoln  saw that Harvester movie once.

Lynn: True....

(They see the last part of the trailer; Georgie appears before Bill in a dark, secluded room.)

Georgie: Bill, if you come with me, you'll float too!

Bill: George...

Georgie: You'll float too, you'll float too, you'll float too, you'll float too....YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!

(Pennywise's head lifts out of the water, looking ominously at Bill. He then runs towards Bill. The trailer ends with a cut to the title of the movie, and a final shot of Pennywise from the projector.)

Lynn: Well...it was okay. I mean, besides a few of teh jumpscares, the movie looks pretty good.

Lucy: I wish Lincoln would've watched the trailer, though. it would have been funny to see what his reaction would've been.

Lynn: Yeah.

(Lynn replays the scene where Georgie's head gets repeatedly hit by the sawhorse.)

Lucy: Lynn!

Lynn: (laughing) I hope someone makes a remix out of that!