Luan Loud/Jokes and Pranks



This page is a comprehensive list of Luan Loud's puns, pranks and jokes, sorted by episodes from the Shorts, Season 1, and Season 2.

NOTE: The punchlines are in italic.

The Loud House Theme Song
Pranks:
 * She throws at pie at Lincoln, but the latter ducks out of the way.

Pilot
Pranks:
 * She squirts water out of her trick flower at Lincoln, but he ducks in time. She, however, squirts water into his mouth with one of her trick flowers on her shoes.

Left in the Dark
Jokes: Lincoln: "You're glowing." Luan: "Oh. I already told you that one?" Luna: "No, dude. You are glowing." Luan: "Hey, wow!" Luan: "That's the brightest idea you've had all day!"
 * "Hey! I know why the lights went out! Cause they liked each other! [laughs as her siblings groan.]  "Get it? Get it?"
 * Luan: "So anyway, what did one light bulb say to the other?"
 * "I always knew I was the light of your life."
 * Lori: "All right, all right! Come on, Luan. Light the way."
 * "Oooh. I thought I was staying in tonight, but I guess I'm going out!"
 * "There's nothing funny about this situation. Although, I do like dark humor."

Get the Message
Jokes:
 * "Hey! Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!" [laughs to rimshot] "Get it?"

Heavy Meddle
Jokes:
 * "If I were you, I'd go for the baboon."
 * "You're so dumb you locked yourself inside your car."
 * "You're so ugly, you have to trick-or-treat over the phone!"

Making the Case
Jokes:
 * "I said comedy gold, not digging for gold." [laughs]

Driving Miss Hazy
Jokes: Luan: "Accelerator? Don't you mean gas?" [chuckles] "Get it?"
 * Lincoln: "And Luan's whoopee cushion is the accelerator."
 * [takes back her whoopee cushion] "I gas you won't be needing this." [chuckles]

No Guts, No Glori
Pranks:
 * She chases Leni around the house dangling a rubber spider in front of her.

The Sweet Spot
Pranks:
 * In a previous road trip, she hits Lincoln with a pillow while he's reading and says "Airbag deployed!" She then laughs.

Project Loud House
Jokes: Lincoln: "You take away his credit card!" Luan: "Great yolk!" [laughs] Luan: "Try not to lose yours." [laughs] Pranks:
 * " Oh, we'll see about that! Pailure is not an option!"
 * "I'll get the drop on you yet!"
 * Luan: "How do you stop a rhino from charging?"
 * Lincoln: "...funny-side up for Luan..."
 * [Just as Leni's about to get in, Lincoln shields her with the umbrella because Luan was at it again] "Oh, come on! I thought we were pails! [laughs] Get it? Get it?"
 * Lynn: "Yeah. Eleven heads are better than one."
 * [After succeeding in pulling off her water bucket prank on Mrs. Johnson ]  "Pailed it!"
 * She sets up buckets of water on the edges of surfaces like doors and the car to soak any unsuspecting people. She tried this on Lincoln, Lori, and Leni, but Lincoln stopped them all. However, she succeeds with Mrs. Johnson.

In Tents Debate
Jokes:
 * "And finally, the motion to ration shampoo due to chronic shortages passed. By a hair!" [laughs as her siblings groan at her joke]
 * [Dressed as Tippy] "You're welcome!" [honks nose] "I'll see you soon at America's favorite dairy themed a-moo-sement park!" [dances off]
 * "If you vote for Dairyland, you'll have two percent more fun!" [laughs as she pours in 2% fat milk into his cereal]

Sound of Silence
Jokes:
 * "Oh, hey, Lincoln. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!" [laughs] "I would take trash, but I refuse." [laughs again as Lincoln just rolls the garbage can away in frustration] "Now we're both on a roll!" [laughs some more and bangs the lid on her knee]

Space Invader
Jokes:
 * [gets floss stuck in her braces] "Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words!" [laughs]
 * "I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline." [laughs] "Get it? Get it?"
 * "Mornin', Linc. Wet's up?" [laughs]
 * "It's way pasta our bedtime." [laughs]

Picture Perfect
Jokes: Luan: [in her gag glasses] "I Kant even tell what it is!" [laughs] Lincoln: "Come on, Luan. You can't wear those in the photo." Luan: "Oh, don't be such a Groucho." [laughs and squeaks a squeaky cigar]
 * Lisa: "Negatory. Clearly it's a bust of German philosopher Immanuel Kant."
 * Luan: "I nose just what this picture needs." [puts on her gag glasses and laughs]

Undie Pressure
Jokes: Luan: "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! TO RUN AWAY FROM THE COOK! TO PROVE HE'S NO CHICKEN!" [laughs maniacally] Delivery Man: [from outside] "Delivery man." Luan: "Delivery man" who?" Delivery Man: "Come on, kid, it's raining!" Luan: "That's your punchline? You really need to work on your delivery." [laughs]
 * "Hey, guys, why can't a comedian tell a dirty laundry joke? 'Cause it always comes out clean!"
 * Lincoln: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
 * Luan: "Who's there?"

Linc or Swim
Jokes: Luan: "What about elephant play?" [blasts Lincoln with a jet of water while sounding like an elephant, which makes Lana, Lynn, and Lola laugh at Lincoln] Luan: "...pool our money to get this one! [laughs and gets more exasperated groans from everyone and gets bonked by Lynn's noodle] That's using your noodle! [laughs some more] Ow." Pranks:
 * "Hey, Lynn, can you grab that bag of peas? Peas and thank you!"
 * Lincoln: "Guys, no horseplay!"
 * Lori: "Well, little bro, you had such a good idea in buying your pool, we decided to..."
 * She squirts Lincoln with water from her pool noodle like an elephant's trunk.

Changing the Baby
Jokes: Lily: "Gaga!" Luan: "What's your favorite Hawaiian platter?" Lily: "Poo-poo!" Pranks:
 * "Science fiction stinks, and that's a science fact."
 * Luan: "Introducing Luan Loud and her amazing dummy, Lil Lil! [holding Lily who is dressed like Mr. Coconuts in the same position as him] Say, Lily, who's your favorite singer? Lady..."
 * [Luan crashes with Lincoln and switch Lily for Mr. Coconuts] "Whoops. Sorry, Linc!" [runs off] "Sorry, dummy!"
 * [Luan as Mr. Coconuts] "Wooden you like to be my friend?"
 * She ate a banana and left the peel on the floor where Leni slipped.

Overnight Success
Jokes:
 * "The lettuce was a head, and the tomato was trying to ketchup."

Ties That Bind
Jokes:
 * [as Mr. Coconuts] "How do you make an egg roll?" [normal] "I don't know. How do you make an egg roll?" [as Mr. Coconuts] "You push it!" [normal] "Good one, Mr. Coconuts, but your delivery was a little wooden." [laughs]
 * [puts away Mr. Coconuts] "So sorry, Mr. Coconuts." [as Mr. Coconuts] "Without me, you're just a hand!" [Luan closes the trunk on him and speaks for him in a muffled tone] "Hey! I bring the funny! You're always-".

Hand-Me-Downer
Jokes:
 * [Younger Luan on a unicycle juggling bowling pins and apples, then Luan bites down on some of the apples and then accidentally bites down on a bowling pin and breaks her teeth] "Looks like I got a 7-10 split!" [laughs]

Sleuth or Consequences
Jokes:
 * "Maybe because you made more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory!" [laughs during rimshot]
 * [sleep-joking] "What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!" [laughs during rimshot]

The Green House
Jokes: Luan: "That old gag? I don't think so." Lincoln: [shrugs and trips on a peel] "Whoa!" [thuds] Luan: "Actually, I'm starting to see the a-peel!" [laughs at rimshot] Pranks:
 * Lincoln: "Luan, instead of wasting all that energy making more pies, why not get some comedy out of your leftover banana peels?" [holds up a peel]
 * [fans Luna] "Look! I'm your number one fan!" [laughs with rimshot]
 * Luan puts a pie at herself two times. She also threw a pie at Lincoln.

Along Came a Sister
Pranks:
 * She chases Leni around the house dangling a rubber spider in front of her again.
 * Lincoln finds fake dog poop and Luan didn't have any but Lincoln finds it disgusting.
 * She tricks the Exterminator into thinking that her rubber spider is a "real" spider.

Chore and Peace
Jokes:
 * [doing the dishes] "Wash and learn!"

It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House
Jokes: Luan: "That punishment makes no cents. [laughs to rimshot]
 * "Have you heard the expression money talks!"
 * Dad: "That's punishment for fighting over money!"
 * "Hey, look! [pulls out a half-eaten sandwich from her wastebasket] I found the bread! [laughs] And the cheddar, and the lettuce, and the clams? Ew! No wonder someone threw this out."
 * "Digging is fun for the hole family! [laughs] Get it?"

Cover Girls
Jokes: Luan didn't tell a joke in this episode. Pop-Pop: [laughs] "Hilarious."
 * Lincoln: [Dressed as Luan and imitating her for the video call to Pop-Pop] "What does a nosy pepper do? Get Jalapeño business. [laughing] Get it?"

Attention Deficit
Jokes: Pranks:
 * "And the woodpecker said, that why I tell knock-knock jokes." [laughs as Howard McBride plays a rimshot in his drum kit]
 * She chases Lola around the house and hits her with pies. She also hits Harold McBride with one.

House Music
Jokes: Pranks:
 * "I couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle." [laughs to rimshot].
 * [Geo's hamster ball bonks Lori on the head. She drops her music sheet and Luan plays her whoopee cushion as the oldest sister bends over to pick it up] "Nice tootin', sis!"
 * "Grab some sheet music!" [As Luna does as her roommate says, Luan plays the whoopee cushion on cue once again. They all laugh at that gesture.]
 * She plays her whoopee cushion whenever Lori or Luna bends over to pick up music sheets to make it look like they farted.

April Fools Rules
Jokes: Lori: "I've been crating for this moment, all my life! [everyone laughs again at rimshot again] Lana: "Well, better crate than never!" [everyone laughs again at rimshot] Leni: "You're in a crate!" [laughs to rimshot, everyone stares at her] "Get it?" Pranks:
 * "I'd say this prank's a little over your head."
 * "Seems to be your clucky day."
 * "I guess that's a wrap."
 * "Aww, look at the Loud Family gettin' jiggly with it."
 * "I shaved the best for last."
 * Lincoln: "Luan is not going to prank me, cause I have an April Fool proof plan."
 * "Oh, it's Pranks-mas Eve, and I'm just bubbling with excitement."
 * "Speaking of which, is Clyde coming over? Because I love to just say, Hay!"
 * Lynn: "That was a crate plan, Lincoln! [everyone laughs at rimshot]
 * "I made that dish from scratch!"
 * "Happy April stools!"
 * "Don't give up, no one likes a critter!"
 * "Looks like spring is in the air!"
 * "Aww, the end of April Fools always makes me feel a little...blue. [Laughs] Get it?"
 * She nails the furniture onto the ceiling to make it look like the room's upside down.
 * She gets a bunch of chickens and brings them into the house.
 * She wraps up the house like a giant present.
 * She traps her siblings in a giant gelatin
 * She shaves the pets.
 * A year before the show, she made trip-line that would activate the sprinklers, soaking whoever was close by. When the sprinklers turned, a string attached to it turned a fan, blowing and covering the victim with hay. For the grand finale, she released a flock of crows to attack whoever was covered in hay, while the victim screamed for mercy. The unfortunate victim was Clyde who had nightmares of it ever since.
 * She tricks Lincoln into stopping the "Prankamageddon" after she says "Okay".
 * Lincoln does the same thing after he and the other sisters trap Luan in a timeout crate.
 * She booby-traps the cage with a honey-and-feathered prank after she escapes.
 * She tapes the vacuum to the ceiling and attaches it to a rope hiding in the wall near Lincoln's room.
 * Set sets up a bunch of arrows that read "Kitchen this way". While Lincoln is smart enough not to fall for it, Leni easily falls for it and ends up somewhere unknown.
 * She booby traps the fridge with a spring-loaded boxing glove that sends whoever gets punched by it flying into the oven which is full of rabid raccoons.
 * She prepares to launch dirty diapers at her parents.
 * She sets a time-bomb flour bag in the bathroom, fiddled with the handles, and placed a raccoon in the towel hamper.
 * She also spring-loads one of the sofa cushions to catapult whoever sits on it.
 * She lays out a bunch of other unseen pranks that Lincoln sets off to save Ronnie Anne from getting hit by any of them.
 * She calls Ronnie Anne over to hit Lincoln with a pie, but it backfires when she throws it at Luan instead out of gratitude to Lincoln for taking all the pranks for her.
 * She sets a blue paint bomb inside the van to go off when the engine starts.

Cereal Offender
Jokes:
 * "Step right up, folks, to see some egg-cellent juggling! Hahahahaha! Get it? [accidentally drops the eggs on one of the customers] Whoops! Looks like the yolk's on you!"
 * "How's this for a balanced breakfast?"
 * "Aw, he's no fun. I was on an egg roll! Get it?"

Pranks:
 * She put colorful hankercheifs under the sink.

Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru
Jokes:
 * [Luan makes a balloon animal into a dog] "A dog! Now pick up the pace, Fido. It's the leash you can do." [Laughs]

Come Sale Away
Jokes:
 * "You wanna win, you need a Can-do attitude!" [laughs at Lori getting hit by a trashcan]

Pranks:
 * She threw a trash can at Lori.

Raw Deal
Jokes:
 * How fortunate. [laughing]
 * Luan: Let me know if you get tired, Dad. [laughs]
 * Lynn Sr: Good one, honey. That's why you're my air.
 * Lynn Sr:  Oh, sorry, sweetie. Your dad's just an air head. [They both laugh to rimshot]
 * Lynn Sr: Presenting Grand Vista Gorge. The most beautiful view north of the Rio Grande.
 * Luan: Beautiful? Don't you mean GORGE-ous? [laughs].

Dance, Dance Resolution
Jokes:
 * "Yeah. Snow one likes a flake." [laughs to rimshot]

One of the Boys
Jokes: Pranks:
 * Luan: [as Mr. Coconuts] " And now the weather! It's a cloudy with a chance of you're disgusting."
 * Lane: [as Mrs. Coconuts] "I wooden miss it!" [normal, laughs] "Good one, Mrs. Coconuts!" [laughs more]
 * Lane: "I sure hope Mom and Dad gave us enough...dough." [laughs] "Get it?"
 * Lane: "How's its going Stinkoln!" [laughs]
 * He pulls Lincoln's pants up really high to cover up his top.

A Tattler's Tale
Jokes:
 * [flimsy] "Why do chicken coups only have two doors? 'Cause if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Get it?"

Funny Business
Jokes:
 * "Water you say we add some melon?"
 * "Why are clowns never bored? Cause we're good at keeping occu-pied!"
 * She said the two jokes twice.
 * "What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me!" [laughs with the audience]

Pranks:
 * She forced a kid to sit in a throne with a whoopee cushion inside.

Snow Bored
Jokes: Pranks:
 * "Eesh, I would really like to make a crack right now, but it's snow time to be cheeky!" [laughs] "Get it?"
 * She puts snow in Lincoln's pants.

The Price of Admission
Jokes:
 * "Lincoln! Stop messing with my whoopee cushions! I mean, I know they're a gas!" [laughs]

One Flu Over the Loud House
Jokes:
 * "It snot what you think!" [chuckles before turning into a "zombie"]

Study Muffin
Jokes:
 * I know just Hugh to call. [chuckles] Get it?

Homespun
Jokes:
 * "Or in the case of our house, two miles per hour [laughs to rimshot].
 * "Urine trouble then." [laughs to rimshot]. Get it?"

11 Louds a Leapin'
Jokes: (The 12 Puns of Christmas)
 * "Those lyrics make no frankincense! Hohohohoho!"
 * "My Twelve Puns of Christmas are off to a great start. I've only gotta come up with eleven myrrh! Hohohohoho!"
 * "What did you say, Mom? I can holly hear you! Hohohohoho!"
 * [Lily pops out of a stocking and gives a raspberry] "Lily, are you stocking me? Hohohohoho!"
 * "Look at Dad getting figgy with it! Hohohohoho!"
 * "Yule have to ask someone else. Get it? Yule?"
 * "I just sleigh myself!"
 * "Hold it! You are mistletoe-tally busted!"
 * "Well, there's no time like the present!"
 * “I’m gonna tell! Just ribbon ya!”
 * “You two definitely have the Christmas spirit!”
 * "Well, I guess that about wraps things up!"

Brawl in the Family
Jokes:
 * "Lincoln, make like a drum and beat it!" [laughs] "Get it?" But seriously, get out."

Suite and Sour
Jokes:
 * "Elevator repairs huh? Think this job's got a lot of ups and downs!"
 * "So sorry! Didn't mean to push your buttons?" [laughs] "Get it?"
 * "If you don't fix this, will THIS give you the shaft?" [laughs] "Get it?"
 * "That must be his stomping grounds! You better shake a leg, there's a ghost afoot!" [laughs] Get it?"

​Vantastic Voyage
Jokes:
 * "You heard Mom. All our arguments are just going to stall." [laughs] "Get it?"

Lock 'N' Loud
Jokes: Pranks:
 * "I think it's the perfect place to dump our stuff!" [laughs] "Get it?"
 * "These will put a ro-dent in the burglar's plans!" [laughs] "Get it? Cause they're mouse traps."
 * She used some mouse traps outside and blew an air horn at the "burglar".

The Whole Picture
Jokes:
 * Clyde: "Wow! That's putting the cart before the horse!" [laughs] Get it?
 * "Yeah, I shutter to think what you're going through!" [laughs] "Get it?"
 * "Now there's a story you couldn't makeup." [laughs]

No Such Luck
Jokes:
 * "That might put a dent on things!" [laughs] "Get it? But seriously, don't come."

Kick the Bucket List
Jokes:
 * "Orange you ever thought of that? It was an a-peeling idea! [laughs] Get it?"
 * "Oh wait, Citrus self down! I was heading for the juicy part! Okay, Vitamin C you later! Man I'm on fire!"

Party Down
Jokes:
 * "Cooly noticed. [laughs] Get it?"
 * "I've got a buddy who is a mushroom. He's a real fun guy."
 * Luan: "It's too bad. She had a clean sound." [as Mr. Coconuts] "Guess you have to wash your step around here." [normal] "Yeah, or you'll get hung out to dry." [both laugh]
 * [as Mr. Coconuts] "Okay, we fold." [both laugh]
 * [as Mr. Coconuts] "And my ancestor's a coffee table"!

Fed Up
Jokes:
 * "There's not mush-room for error!" [laughs]
 * "Mind if I poach that?" [laughs] "Get it?"

Pulp Friction
Jokes:
 * "I see your bet and raise you!" [laughs]
 * "He won't give us the slip!"

Pranks:
 * She placed a spring-loaded jack-in-the-box inside the floor as her alter-ego, the Joker, catapulting Wild Card Willy, Principal Wilbur Huggins' alter-ego, through the air.
 * She slingshotted a banana peel, making Principal Huggins' car slip.

Pets Peeved
Jokes:
 * "I don't wanna get ruff with you, but he's sleeping with me."

Potty Mouth
Jokes:
 * "Sounds like you're having a blast in here!" [laughs] "Get it?"

Pranks:
 * She pulls a prank on Lily by planting a whoopee cushion on her.

L is For Love
Jokes:
 * "I think you fell hard on me!" [laughs] "Get it?"

Pranks:
 * She puts a whoopie cushion on Benny's chair.

Out of the Picture
Jokes:
 * "This is an interesting development." [laughs] "Get it?"

Pranks:
 * She put a camera on Lola, but puts a pie in her face.

Room With a Feud
Jokes: Luan: "I've got a full house!" [as Mr. Coconuts] "And I've got a four of a kind, just like us, right, gang?"
 * "Chuckle up, Leni! There's no giggling out of this!"
 * "Hey, Mr. Coconuts! What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!"
 * Lucy: "I have ace high. Edwin has two pair."

Fool's Paradise
Jokes:
 * "I camp wait!" [laughs] "Get it?"
 * "Buckle up, there's mo-telling what's gonna happen next!" [laughs maniacally] "Get it?"
 * "My pranking is up to new heights!" [laughs] "Get it?" [beat] "Oh, there's no one here."

Pranks:
 * She sets up all her pranks inside the motel, and uses them to prank her siblings and parents, through the following ways:
 * She traps Lisa inside the wall of their room with the pull-out bed.
 * She snares Luna in a giant piece of gelatin.
 * She launches Leni into the hotel's sign covered in flypaper with an inflatable clown prop.
 * She gets Lola sprayed by a skunk in the janitor's closet disguised as their new room.
 * She imprisons Lana in a pit full of rhubarb pies, which she's allergic to.
 * She sets the airbags in Vanzilla off on Lori, removing her eyebrows.
 * She buries Rita in a pile of dirty laundry.
 * She replaces Lily with a monkey.
 * The monkey attacks Lynn.
 * The family gets back at her by hitting her with everything she hit them with, and trapping her in the Prank-Me-Not Poncho, only to entice her more for next year.

Garage Banned
Jokes:
 * Lucy: "Tell her she has to pay for his dental work".
 * Lynn: "He's a statue! The only thing I'm paying for is getting your brain checked."
 * Lisa: "If you give me 10 minutes, I could warm up my MRI machine."
 * Luan: "Or we could just give her a CAT scan!" "[laughs]" "Get it?"
 * "I like to hang out and dish."
 * "Lori, You've got a ricotta explaining to do!" [laughs] "Get it?"
 * "Yeah, Lisa, have a heart, just not mine." [laughs] "Get it?"

Job Insecurity
Jokes:
 * "What's the buzz around here?" [laughs] "Get it?"

Pranks:
 * She joybuzzed Lucy, dressed as Lynn Sr.

Health Kicked

 * "Are you gonna exercise the right to punish us? [laughs] Get it? But seriously, are you gonna punish us?"

Lynner Takes All

 * "Yeah, Is say we really got we gloat. We put her on a gloat-en diet unless she was gloat-en for punishment. Hey! Where are you going? I was "gloat-ing" to get started!"
 * Luan: "Yeah, we were from the same gloat. We were tired of eating your gloat-meal!" Lori: "Not now, Luan!"

Slice of Life
Jokes:
 * "This is bad news anyway you slice it." [laughs] "Get it?"