Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180808204213/@comment-30953185-20180821211558

TheMaximumMatt wrote: Luan: Really?!

Me: Really. OK, get ready, this one’s a good one. Why was the broom late for work?

Luan: Hm. I don’t know. Why was the broom late for work?

Me: Because he over-swept!

(I laugh and Luan laughs too.)

Luan: I get that! That was a good one.

Me: Here’s another one: Why is the road angry?

Luan: Hm. Why is the road angry?

Me: Because people are always crossing it!

(We laugh again.)

Luan: Nolan, you are killing it today!

Me: Yep, (notices the clock) Oh, It’s almost time for your performance, but I got one more joke before you leave. What do you get when you put together a bird, a car and dog?

Luan: I don’t know. What?

Me: A flying car-pet!

(We laugh again)

Luan: that last one didn't even make sense..,

Lynn: Well, to be fair, these jokes are pretty much on par with yours... in that they're not funny in the least.

Luan: [sighs] Gee thanks.

Luan: (sighs) Thanks Nolan, Now I’m not worried anymore!

Me: Anytime Luan. You’re gonna do great, I just know it.

Luan: OK, I gotta go. (kisses my cheek) Wish me luck.

Luan: Ew! (Yes it does make sense, because a bird flies, and there's a car and a dog is a pet.)