Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180805212940/@comment-32807753-20180807235620

Lynn and Lincoln barge through the door, much to everyone's surprise]

Announcer: And Lincoln's back just in time!

Hank: Oh man! And he brought the girly bug back?! This is going to be even easier than I thought.

Hawk: Yeah!

Lincoln: Lynn... it's time.

[The two walk up to the stage and hop on the arcade machine]

Hank: Well, well, well. Look who's back!

Hawk: It's the little squabbling droppings!

Hank: Can't wait to eat you up in this tournament.

Lynn and Lincoln: EWW!

Lincoln: That's disgusting! You just called us droppings and now you say you wanna eat us?

Lynn: You know droppings are poo right? Does that imply you eat poo? (under her breath) Quite fitting if you ask me.

Audience: Ooooooh...

Hank: Oh. You just messed with the wrong people!

Hawk: We were gonna go hard on you, but now, we're gonna kill you in this round! And just for the record- [voice cracks angrily] WE DON'T EAT POOP!

[Everyone sans Lisa and Luan snicker]

Lynn: Stop embarrassing yourselves...

Lynn: Biggest understatement of the century!

Announcer: Places people!

Lynn: So tell me what the controls are on this thing?

Lincoln: So you just push A to attack and the joystick to move around. When the meter on the bottom is full, you press B to do the special attack.

Lynn: Got it!

Announcer: And... go!

[The final round begins, and Lynn and Lincoln are already getting beaten up badly]

Lynn: Oh no! Look at our health! We're already losing!

Lincoln: That's alright. Just keep mashing the buttons. Do what you can! Now, quit the chit-chat and let's get fighting.

Lynn: Ok!

[Lynn and Lincoln start making a comeback.]

Lincoln: Lynn! Use your special attack now!

Lynn: Alright! (presses button)

Lincoln: No! Wrong button!

Lynn: Oh yeah! (presses other button)

[Lynn's player on the screen blasts a beam from its arms and burns Hank and Hawk's players with it]

Lincoln: Sweet! Nice one!

Lynn: I think I'm getting the hang of it!

Lincoln: Yeah! You are!

''[Eventually, the time runs out. Both players are still standing. On the game's screen, a referee comes out and determines the winner by decision. The referee points to Hank and Hawk's players.]''

Hank: Hahahahaha!

Hawk: We won!

Announcer: And the winners are Hank and Hawk!