User blog:MrTyeDye/Fanfiction: Peeking Through the Fourth Wall

Just got this done today! Y'all seemed eager to see this completed when I pitched the idea about a week ago, so... I did! As always, let me know what you think!

Script
''[We begin in the living room. Lincoln is sitting on the couch with Lori and Luan on his left, and Lucy and Lisa on his right. All of them are looking into the camera.]''

Lincoln: Hi, everyone! Lincoln Loud here. I've just been joined by my big sisters Lori and Luan, and my little sisters Lucy and Lisa. Say hi, girls!

Lori: Hi!

Luan: Heeeey!

Lucy: Hello.

Lisa: Greetings.

Lincoln: And today, we're going to be reading a story! Not just any story, but a story about us!

Lisa: Apparently, there exists a community of mediocre writers who have decided to use their limited brainpower to -

Lincoln: Lisa! Be nice!

Lisa: I would, but the aforementioned community has also determined that I'm incapable of doing so.

Lincoln: Come again?

Lisa: From what I have gleaned, these writers who pen fictionalized accounts of our lives have designated five of us as the "nice" sisters, and five of us as the "mean" ones. I am part of the latter group.

Lucy: So... who are the nice ones?

Lisa: Leni, Luna, you, Lana and Lily.

Lori: Hey! I'm nice! [Turns expectantly to the other four] Right, guys? I'm nice, aren't I?

[Beat]

Lori:  On second thought, don't answer that.

Lincoln: Well... in any event, let's get started! The story we're going to be reading today is... [peers at screen] "Bunking In" by Harburton81! Excited, girls?

Lori: Sure!

Luan: Yep!

Lisa: Indeed!

Lucy: As I'll ever be.

Lincoln: Then away we go! (It starts at night when Lincoln, in his PJs, is watching TV in the living room) LINCOLN: (to the viewers) Hey, there, Lincoln Loud here. Before I go to bed, just usually watching some nighttime TV, alone.

Lisa: I think the writer forgot a pronoun.

Lincoln: And I don't really do that much nighttime TV watching. Well, aside from ARGGH!. (All ten of his sisters, in their PJs, join him as well to watch TV) LINCOLN: With my sisters. Hey, girls, what are you guys doing here?

Luan: Playing leapfrog! What would you think we were doing? [Laughs]

Lincoln: No, actually, I think that's a legitimate question. Since when do any of you like watching the same stuff I watch?

Lucy: I like watching you sleep sometimes, if that counts.

[Everyone gawks at Lucy.]

Lincoln: It doesn't.

Lori: Not even a little.

Lucy: Oh, well. LUNA: Hey, little dude. We decide to watch TV with you, we are family, Lincoln. LORI: Yeah, we can hang out with you too, bro.

Lincoln: [to Lori] Okay, if you ever started talking to me that way, I'd assume you were trying to butter me up. No offense.

Lori: None taken. I probably would be. LINCOLN: That do make sense. Thanks, guys. LYNN: No problem.

Lisa: Does. DOES. Please tell me you don't show this much of a blithe disregard for the rules of grammar, Lincoln.

Lincoln: I... don't? Not usually, anyway. "(As they all watch TV, Rita, in the other room, tell them something)" RITA: Kids, bedtime! (All eleven all walk upstairs and into their respective rooms) LINCOLN: (to the viewers, again) Even if my room is really small and a linen closet, I can get alone time for myself. But, sometimes, I can get lonely during my spare time, unlike the girls, who each share a room.

Luan: Trust me, Linc, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Just ask Mr. Coconuts. Oh, wait, you can't, [turns towards the stairs] BECAUSE SOME STUPID BUTTHEAD MELTED HIM WITH HER STUPID FOG MACHINE!

Luna: [offscreen] Oh, get over it! "(Right before he go to sleep, he hears his sisters, he walk out of his room to see each of his sisters in their rooms, having fun with each other, which makes Lincoln even more lonely, he walk back to his room and sat on his bed)" "LINCOLN: It just one night, how bad could it be?"

Lincoln: One night of what? Sleeping alone? I do that every night.

Lori: I have literally no idea what to make of that line. "(In his room, Lincoln is sleeping)" THE NEXT MORNING "(Lincoln woke up and accidentally falls off)"

Lisa: [Pinches nose] These tense changes are physically hurting me. "LINCOLN: Stupid bed!" (He got up, but he slips and hit his foot on his dresser, he holds it in pain) LINCOLN: THAT'S IT!

Lincoln: Okay, time out. I am not that much of a klutz. "(He gotten dressed and march downstairs to his parents room)" "RITA: What the matter, sweetheart?" LINCOLN: Can I sleep in the living room for tonight? LYNN SR: Why, son?

Lincoln: "Because my stupid, gullible sisters locked me out of my own room for being bad luck."

Lori: If you're expecting me to apologize for that, I can go upstairs and show you the receipt for all the new golf clubs I had to buy after you ruined my old ones.

Lincoln: Hey, I helped you pay for those!

Lori: You gave me $30 and a Gus' Games & Grub coupon.

Lincoln: It was all I had! LINCOLN: Because my room is too small and it's a closet. And honestly, I get lonely sometimes. LYNN SR: Good reason, but afraid not, kiddo. There's a robbery on couches.

[All five siblings blink in confusion.]

Lincoln: What?

Lori: So... there are burglars going around stealing couches? And only couches?

Luan: [As the burglars] "Hey, Mel, I just found a big box of jewelry! The pawn shop'll pay a fortune for this!" "Put that back, you idiot! We're just here for the couch!" "LINCOLN: What?! That's so unfair! My room a CLOSET!" LYNN SR: Your room is not that bad, son. "RITA: Yeah, why don't he sleep in one of your sister's rooms, instead?" LINCOLN: Good idea, you guys!

Lori: NO. NOT a good idea.

Lincoln: Aw, c'mon, Lori. Remember when you used to let me sleep in your bed when I had a bad dream?

Lori: Yeah. When you were five. You have long since passed the age where that's acceptable. (Later, Lincoln is in his room and he on his laptop; A knock on the door is heard) LINCOLN: Come on in. (It's reveal to be Lana, who came in) "LANA: Hey, big brother. I heard you been having trouble with your room, you wanna stay with me and Lola tonight?" LINCOLN: Sure, but Lola will probably be angry at this. LANA: She'll probably say yes, Lincoln.

Lucy: I call shenanigans. Lana is not that naive. "(In Lana and Lola's room, she is really angry)"

LOLA: NO!

All: What a surprise! "LANA: What?! Why?!" LOLA: I don't want him in here! He's probably gonna read in his undies or ignore us again!

Luan: Or he'll just, you know, sleep. Which is what people usually do in their rooms during the night. "LANA: That a bunch of stuff you caused to him in the past because you hate him! At least I love Lincoln, you even give us the tickets to DairyLand!"

[Beat]

Lincoln: Do any of you have any idea what point Lana is trying to make?

Lori: No.

Luan: Nope.

Lucy: Not a clue.

Lisa: I'm fluent in seven languages and even I'm stumped. "LOLA: (to Lana) Whatever, mudface! (to Lincoln) Get out!"

(She pushes her twin to the ground, an enraged Lana gotten back up)

Lisa: '''Past or present tense, author. Pick one and stick with it.''' LANA: (low pitch and bitter) Leave now, Lincoln. This is gonna be ugly. (Lana goes berserk and attacks Lola; Lincoln runs and cross the twins off his list) LINCOLN: Maybe, Lisa's room.

Lisa: Only if you don't mind prolonged exposure to nuclear radiation.

Lincoln: ...I do. "(He prepares to go to Lisa's, but an explosion goes off)" LINCOLN: Maybe not, guys.

Lisa: I suspected as much. "(In Lucy and Lynn's room, Lynn is tossing a ball up and down)" LYNN: Of course! Not after you let me stay at your room!

Lori: [Squints] Was that a yes or a no?

Lisa: I don't know. I don't speak Cantbebotheredtoproofreadese. "(Lincoln was horrified, it flashbacks to Space Invader)" "LYNN: Two for flinching! (laughs)" "LINCOLN: It's just for one night. What's the worst that can happen."

Lisa: Well, you could forget that questions are supposed to end with question marks, for starters. "(Cuts to the present, Lincoln is mortified, he stands there for a couple of seconds and Lynn snap her fingers to calm him)"

LINCOLN: (snap out of it) Huh. Oh, probably not, Lynn.

Lincoln: Wait, so that whole segment was a flashback?

Lori: Yeah, I’m kind of confused. What happened during that flashback that left you mortified? LUCY: Hey, Lincoln. I've heard you want to stay with us, I can use a corpse for my practice funeral tonight.(Lynn and Lincoln screamed at Lucy's presence)

Lucy: Please. Lincoln would be happy to be my practice corpse. Wouldn’t you, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Um… sure, Luce. LINCOLN: (horrified) I'm out. (Lincoln quickly zooms out of Lynn and Lucy's room) "LUCY: Sigh." (Cuts to Luan and Luna's room, it shows Luna playing a violin) LUNA: Of course you can stay here, dude! Sadly, Luan gotten pies everywhere for one of her prank videos.

Luan: [Peeved] Oh, come on!

Lori: What? You throw pies at us all the time.

Luan: Yes, but the pie-in-the-face gag is based on one, impeccably-timed shot. You can’t create the same effect by just haphazardly throwing pies everywhere! "(It shows that there many pies throughout every inch and corner in Luan and Luna's room, much to Lincoln and Luna's shock, as they hold each other in fear, Luan appears and holding her camera)" LUAN: Let er rip! (She pull a rope and all the pies launch at Luna and Lincoln) "LUNA AND LINCOLN: Luan!" "(They covered in cream, as Luan laughs at them)" "LUAN: You guys got pied! (laughs)"

Luan: Wha… that’s not even a pun! That’s just a simple statement of fact! Where does this guy get off thinking he can write my jokes?! "(In the bathroom, Lincoln, in his underwear, is at the sink using shampoo to clean the cream out of his hair, Luna comes out of the shower, with a towel around her torso, and put a towel on her head)" "LINCOLN: All the cream out of your hair, Luna?"

[Lori and Luan start snickering, while Lincoln, Lucy and Lisa just give them befuddled looks.] "LUNA: Yeah, bro. What about you, dude?" LINCOLN: I'm good. Got it out of my ears too. (They exit out of the bathroom and Luna went to her room to change) LINCOLN: That leaves me with one last room.

Lori: Let me save you some time: NO. "LATER THAT NIGHT"

(It's almost bedtime; In Lori and Leni's room, Lori and Leni, in their PJs, are getting ready for bed, Lori is reading and Leni brushing her hair, a knock is heard)

Lisa: Lori reading? Color me surprised.

Lori: [Defensively] I read!

Lisa: Tiger Beat doesn’t count. "LORI: It's open." (It shows Lincoln, in his PJs, holding a pillow) LINCOLN: Hey girls, can I sleep with you... LORI: NO!

Lori: Personally, I would have said it as soon as he walked in the door, but sure, that works.

Lisa: Though this does slightly contradict your characterization at the beginning of the story. "LINCOLN: But, Lori..." LORI: No, Lincoln! I don't want you to sleep in my room, and stay out of my bedroom! LENI: For your sake, it's my room too, Lori! I say he can stay here if he want to!

Lori: How is that for my sake? "(Lincoln look at Lori with wide eyes, she closes the door on him, Leni angrily glares at her and Lori sighs, she opens her door again)" LORI: You can stay, Lincoln. Just for one night. LINCOLN: Thanks, Lori.

Lucy: Well, that was quick.

Lincoln: Yeah, I call shenanigans. [To Lori] It’d take more than a dirty look from Leni to get you to change your mind. "(Lincoln walk into Lori's room; It show Leni massaging Lincoln's shoulders while he's reading and Lori texting)" "LORI: We should literally call it a night, you guys."

Luan: [Points in front of her] You’re a night! [Laughs]

[Everyone else groans]

Luan: What? She said literally!

Lori: Luan, when I say literally, I don’t always mean it… you know, literally. "LINCOLN: (yawning) I'm getting tired, guys. I'll get my sleeping bag." "LENI: You can sleep in my bed if you want, Linky." LINCOLN: Deal.

Lori: Okay, that’s a little weird.

Lincoln: Actually, I probably wouldn’t mind that.

[The sisters all give Lincoln weird looks.]

Lincoln: She’s a good cuddler! "(The three are ready to go to bed; Lincoln gotten next to Leni and they both went to sleep, Lori turn off the lights and she went to sleep)"

[Lisa raises a remote control]

Lisa: I have rigged every window in this house with a miniature explosive. Every time the scene direction switches from past to present tense or vice versa, I will detonate one bomb and break one window.

Lincoln: Lisa, I don’t think that’s necessary.

Lisa: It is entirely necessary. "THE NEXT MORNING"

"(Lori wakes up and see Lincoln reading comics in his underwear while Leni watches him)"

LINCOLN: Morning!

"LENI: Hey, Lori!"

"(Angered, Lori kicks Lincoln out of their room and Leni angrily glares at her)"

Lori: You know, that’s something I’ve always wondered about you, Lincoln. You live with ten sisters. Why are you so comfortable parading around the house in your underwear?

Lincoln: Eh. "LORI: What?" "(Lincoln walk back to his room and sit on his bed, two of the legs break and made his bed tilted)"

[CRASH] "LINCOLN: Dang it."

THREE DAYS LATER

(In the living room, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Lana, Lucy, and Lily are watching TV, while Lori watches them from the staircase and she calls on Lola, Luan, Lynn, and Lisa; In Lori's' room, the five are having a sibling meeting) LORI: We'd literally have to something about Lincoln, he is messing up our rooms!

Lincoln: How so? All I did was read comics in my underwear. What did I mess up? "LOLA: Yeah! He have messed up my room with his stupid comics!"

Lincoln: Wait, when did I sleep in Lola and Lana’s room?

Lucy: Well, the author did skip ahead three days. Maybe it happened in that time.

Lincoln: Yeah, but… but how did I get Lola to agree to let me stay? I feel like we’re missing part of the story here. "(Flashback to when Lincoln sleeps with Lana and Lola, Lola's side of the room has a few of his comics, which make Lola angry and throws Lincoln out; Cuts to the present)"

Lori: THAT’S what she’s so upset about? Are you kidding me?

Lincoln: “Hey, Lincoln, you left some of your comics in my room. Could you come pick them up, please?” Boom! Problem solved! "LYNN: Yeah, even if I do want him in my room, he also ruin my sleep training!"

Lincoln: Why does Lynn want me in her room?

Lucy: I don’t think I want to know the answer to that question. "(Flashback to Lynn and Lucy's room when Lincoln sleeping with Lucy in her bed, Lynn sleep walks and kick Lincoln, only to grab her leg and fling her to her wall, knocking her out; Cuts back to the present)"

Lincoln: So in this story, I can block an incoming kick and counter with a leg takedown in my sleep. Nice. "LUAN: He ruins my pie prank!" "LORI: Didn't that happen earlier, Luan?" "(Luan nods in agreement)"

Lincoln: How so?! The pie prank went off without a hitch! What did I do to ruin it?!

Lisa: This narrative is making less and less sense as time goes on. "LISA: He ruin my experiments. I work hard on those!"

Lisa: NO. The malformed grammar in this piece is infuriating enough, but I will NOT tolerate seeing it coming out of my mouth. "(Flashback to Lisa and Lily's room, Lily is already asleep, she wear earmuffs to protect her from Lisa experiments, Lisa is checking on her beakers, she went to sleep, one of the beakers about to explode and Lincoln quickly put a chemical and stops it from exploding, Lisa was mad and use another beaker and explodes, sending Lincoln flying. Cuts back to the present.)"

[Lincoln just stares at the passage in utter disbelief]

Lincoln: This blows my mind on so many levels! First of all, what was I doing sleeping in Lisa’s room? Didn’t an earlier scene teach us that I didn’t even want to sleep in her room? Second of all, why would Lisa be mad at me for stopping her experiment from exploding? Wouldn’t she be grateful?

Lisa: Indeed, I would be. Unless I was specifically trying to test the combustibility of a certain substance.

Lincoln: Then third of all, if that was what you were doing, why would you just leave the substance on your desk and go to sleep?! Even ignoring how dangerous that would be, wouldn’t you want to see the reaction as it was happening? You know, so you could take notes and write down your observations?

And finally, how would I even know how to stop the explosion from happening?! I don’t know anything about chemistry! "LORI: I have a plan to get Lincoln out of our rooms."

Lori: Okay, why is this even an issue? I thought I said that he could share my room for just one night. What changed in those three days that we didn’t see? "LUAN: But what about the others? What if they interfere in the plan?" "LOLA: Who cares about them, I just want him out of my room!" "LYNN: Alright, let's do this!" Lori: Still waiting for the story to answer my question…

Lucy: Your optimism never ceases to impress me. LATER AT NIGHT (In Lori and Leni's room at night, Lincoln, is sleeping next to Leni in her bed; Lori is still awake in her bed, she uses a walkie-talkie to contact Lynn) LORI: (in her PJs) Leni is fast asleep, Lynn. How about, Lucy, is she asleep? (In Lynn's room, she respond)

LYNN: (in her PJs) Lucy, asleep. Lily?

(In Lisa's room, she respond)

LISA: (in her PJs) Check. How about, Lana?

(In Lola's room, she answered)

LOLA: (in her PJs) She passed out. And Luna?

(In Luan's room, she answered)

LUAN: (in her PJs) She asleep. She snoozed off. (laughs)

Luan: ''That was not a pun. That was an observation. Learn the difference!'' "(Luan laughs and Lori grab a white towel and a black marker, she made it into a ghost and use a rope to pull it up)"

[CRASH] "LORI: (using a microphone and in a deep voice) LINCOLN! WAKE UP!" (Lincoln and Leni woke up and looked scared; They hold each other in fear) LINCOLN: (in his PJs) What on earth?! LENI: (in her PJs) It's a ghost!

LORI: LEAVE THIS ROOM AND NEVER COME BACK!!!

Lincoln: Oh, come on! I am nowhere near that gullible!

Lori: Yeah, I could see Leni falling for that, but not you.

Lisa: I concur. Lincoln isn’t that much of an ignoramus.

Lincoln: [Rolls his eyes] Gosh, thanks, Lisa. "(Lincoln runs out of Lori and Leni's room and is in the hallway, he trips and fall on the ground, he then gotten surrounded by five other ghosts around him, Lincoln is sulking in fear)"

Lisa: Sulking isn’t generally something that people do when they’re scared.

Lucy: It’s what I do when I’m scared. "LINCOLN: (teary eyed and horrified) NO! Please, don't hurt me, ghosts! I won't go back to your rooms, please stop!"

Lincoln: I’m sorry, but I’m drawing the line here. There’s no way I would get scared to the point of tears by a bunch of bedsheet ghosts!

Lisa: Technically, they were towels, not bedsheets.

Lincoln: That’s even less scary! "(Five voices then laugh hysterically as they pulled their sheets off, revealing Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa, Lincoln gasps)"

[CRASH] "LYNN: We'd totally got you, Lincoln!"

LINCOLN: (shocked) What?! It was a prank?!

"LUAN: Best prank ever! (laughs) Sucka!"

Luan: And there’s no way I would call that my “best prank ever”. Or use the word “sucka”. "LOLA: That what you get for sleeping in our rooms!"

LINCOLN: (enraged) WHAT?!

"LISA: In your face, Lincoln! Haha!"

Lisa: Ignoring the fact that the author just had me say, “In your face,” I’m not quite following the plan here. If our intention was to scare Lincoln out of sleeping in our rooms - which never should have worked, but apparently it did - then why would we reveal, immediately afterwards, that we were pranking him? "LINCOLN: You mean, all those times... you never wanted to hang out with me?" Lori: Well, we weren’t exactly subtle about it!

Lisa: Although I should point out, again, that this attitude completely contradicts your attitude expressed in an earlier scene.

"LORI: Uh yeah. and the others agreed to this as well!"

"LENI: No we don't, Lori!"

"(Lori and the others turn their back to see Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana, and Lily, in their PJs, and enraged)"

"LANA: You guys pranked him in order to leave your rooms?!"

"LOLA: Well, yeah! At least he's out of our hair!"

"LISA: Not to mention, I hate your white hair."

Lincoln: Um, wow. That was unnecessarily mean.

Lisa: Well, I am one of the “mean sisters”, after all.

"LUNA: What wrong with you, five?! That's hurtful and mean!"

Lisa: See my previous comment.

"LENI: Why'd you do this, guys?!" LYNN: Because, he is very irritating to us! And we need our space!

Lincoln: So she was totally stoked to have me bunk with her, and she completely changed her mind based on one incident that wasn’t even my fault?

…and wait a minute! How did she even remember that incident?! She was sleepwalking at the time!

"LUCY: (mad) That's the lowest thing I've ever seen and/or heard. Even for you five." LILY: Poo Poo! (Lincoln is saddened because half of his sisters pulled a mean prank on him)

LINCOLN: I had it! I had it! I've tried to stay calmed, but I can't! (frustrated) Because of stuff like this!

LOLA: Who cares, Lincoln?! Sleep outside if you want to!

[Lincoln opens his mouth to speak.]

Lori, Luan, Lucy and Lisa: Don’t even think about it.

"(Lincoln fell on his knees, and is now shaking with rage, he's now infuriated and/or unhappy at this)"

LINCOLN: ENOUGH!!! (Everyone was silenced at Lincoln's outburst, shocking his siblings) LYNN: What's the matter with you?

LINCOLN: (in tears and infuriated) You know what, I'm done with all of this! All I wanted to do is to spend time with all my sisters, (referring to Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana, and Lily) these five really love my company, (referring to Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa) while you five have to ruined it for me!

Lincoln: Did the author just seriously make me have a meltdown over a stupid prank?! How thin-skinned does he think I am?!

"LENI: (feeling bad for Lincoln) Linky...."

"LORI: What are you talking about, Lincoln?"

LINCOLN: (heartbroken) Seeing two of you guys each in a room having fun with each other, it sometimes makes me feel lonely. (Devastated by their hurtful prank, Lincoln break down into tears and run to his room, closing the door)

[CRASH]

LUNA: Lincoln, wait! (Luna runs after Lincoln, not before angrily glaring at Lori and the others, Leni, Lucy, Lily, and Lana are really furious at them for what they've done to Lincoln) LENI: I can't believe you guys!

LANA: Yeah! That was so messed up!

LUCY: Uncool.

LILY: Poo Poo.

(They walk away to Lincoln's room to comfort their brother, Lori and her group were standing there, baffled)

Lori: Well, I would be pretty baffled if I saw Lincoln break down and cry over a prank. The author’s not wrong about that. "LOLA: Eh. He'll get over it. At least we got our rooms back." (Lori and the others turn their backs to see their parents, in their PJs, are crossed armed and angered)LORI: How much of that did you guys saw?

RITA: We seen all of it, Lori!

Lincoln: And you didn’t do or say anything because…?

"LYNN SR: We're very disappointed at you five for your selfishness!"

"LORI: Well, we was only trying to--"

"RITA: Save it, Lori! We have heard enough!"

Lisa: And I’ve heard enough of this story’s complete disregard for subject-verb agreement.

"LYNN SR: Lincoln just wanted to spend time with his siblings and you five ruined it for him! You don't even feel regretful about this?"

Luan: Not a ghost of a chance! [Laughs]

RITA: This is so ungrateful of you guys, and as a result... LYNN SR: You five are grounded for the next 2 weeks. (The five all gasp in complete shock of that punishment)

RITA: Sorry, girls, but that's what you get for ruining Lincoln's bond and trust.

LYNN SR: Next time, you guys will think about what you've done to your brother.

(The two leave to go downstairs, the five sisters all now regretful of how unfair they've treated their brother)

LORI: What have we done to him?

LYNN: We've pranked our only brother.

LOLA: All because we wanted him...

LUAN: Out of our rooms.

LISA: I feel terrible for our misdeed.

Lincoln: Oh, now they feel terrible. They didn’t even care until mom and dad punished them!

(The five all sigh sadly of their mistreatment to Lincoln and their two week grounding. The five of them walk away, Lori has gotten another idea) LORI: Girls, I think I know how to make it up to Lincoln.

Lincoln: I’m sure I could think of a few ideas… [Grins mischievously]

LYNN: How, Lori? LORI: You'll see, Lynn. You'll see, pop some popcorn and get some sleeping bags, we got a plan to do.

Luan: “Also, I’ll need a rake, nine bottles of rubbing alcohol and a German-to-Italian dictionary. Oh, and one of those giant lollipops that you can only get at Disneyland."

(In Lincoln's room, he is crying in his hands while Luna is comforting him. The two are sitting on his bed with Leni and Lucy, while Lana and Lily are sitting on the floor) LUNA: It's gonna be alright, little bro. LINCOLN: No, it's not, Luna! I've been unfairly pranked!

Lincoln: God, what a crybaby! Is this really how the author sees me?!

"LENI: Don't be sad, Lincoln. It'll be okay, don't worry about them." LINCOLN: It's bad being the only boy in the family, plus, it's also bad being the most mistreated in the entire family. (voice breaks) All because they wanted me out of their rooms.

Luan: Geez, where’s the world’s smallest violin when you need it?

[Lucy reaches into her pocket, pulls out a two inch-long violin and starts playing it.]

Lori: How do you have that?

Lucy: Found it in the attic. It was Great Grandma Harriet’s.

Lori: Ah.

"(Lincoln then cries again in sorrow. The five sisters all console him with hugs, back rubs, head pats, etc.)"

LUCY: (smiles) At least we enjoy your company, Lincoln. (Luna, Leni, Lily, Lana, and Lucy surround Lincoln with smiles, he sniffles and look at them) LINCOLN: (smiles) You five enjoy my company?

LANA: Yeah, big brother. We'll always let you stay in our rooms.

LINCOLN: Really, girls?

(The five of them all nod to Lincoln, he wipes his face. Luna sits next to Lincoln)

LUNA: Uh-huh. We was jamming nonstop, bro.

(Flashback to Luna's room, where Luna and Lincoln are playing guitar and drums respectively and Lincoln do a solo and then Luna finish a final note)

LUNA: Nice playing, dude! Your jamming was awesome!

LINCOLN: High five me, Luna!

(They high five each other, Lincoln then plays on the flute, Luna pats his head)

Lincoln: Okay, now I’m a little conflicted. This version of me is a total whiner, but I’ve gotta respect a kid who’s mastered the drums, the flute, and sleep-karate.

"LUNA: You're a great musician, Lincoln." (Cuts to the present, Luna and Lincoln share a fist bump) LUNA: Nice playing, dude.

(Leni handed Lincoln a tissue to wipe his tears with as she sit next to her younger brother)

[CRASH]

LENI: Yeah, I had a good time with you too, little bro. (Flashback to Leni's room, Lincoln and Leni are jumping on her bed and Leni hits Lincoln with a pillow, making him fall on his back) LENI: Oh no! Are you okay?!

(She runs and help Lincoln up, he picks up a pillow and hits her, Leni grabs a pillow also as the two start a pillow fight)

LENI: Pillow fight!

(The two then have their pillow fight, then they share a hug)

LINCOLN: I love you.

LENI: I love you too.

Lori: Okay, I have to admit, that was a pretty cute scene.

Lisa: Normally, I don’t partake in mundane human emotions, but… awwwwww!

(Back to the present, Leni puts her arm around Lincoln and kiss him on his forehead) LINCOLN: That was really fun, Leni. (Lincoln blow into his tissue and toss it in his waste bin, Lucy sits next to Lincoln)

LUCY: I had fun with you, big brother. (Lucy smiles) You writing that poem was very nice.

(Flashback to Lucy's room, when Lucy is writing a poem, as usual. Lincoln walks up to her)

LINCOLN: Hey, Lucy, I've finish my poem. You wanna hear it?

LUCY: Okay, shoot.

LINCOLN: It is called, "Lucy Loud”.

Lucy: Creative title.

Ahem. Lucy L. Loud, your hair is dark like black oil Darkest in the family, not that much spoiled

Me is Lincoln L. Loud, my age is eleven

[Beat]

"Me is Lincoln L. Loud" [Lisa throws up her hands, hops off the couch and starts walking away.]

Lisa: That’s it. I’m done.

Lori: Lisa-

Lisa: I’m DONE. I’ve reached my limit.

[Lisa stomps up the stairs.]

Lucy: Sigh...

''[Cut to thirty minutes later; Lisa is back on the couch in her original spot, with a pouty look on her face. Lincoln turns to the camera.]''

Lincoln: Sorry about that, guys.

Lucy: We got Lisa to come back on the grounds that we skip the rest of that poem and give her chocolate.

Lisa: And it better be 45% cacao. (After hearing the poem, Lucy shed a tear on her face and she happily embraces Lincoln in a tight hug) LUCY: Thank you, brother. Thank you.

LINCOLN: No problem, sister.

Lincoln: [Turns to Lucy] When have I ever called you “sister”?

Lucy: I couldn’t tell you. (Cuts back to the present when Lucy is sitting next to Lincoln, she put her hand on Lincoln's back) LUCY: (smiles) That was a pretty great poem, Lincoln.

[Lisa opens her mouth to speak and promptly gets shushed by the other four siblings.] (Lana hops on Lincoln's bed and gotten next to him, she place her hand on Lincoln's back) LANA: That was very touching, Lincoln. Remember my experience?

(Flashback to Lana's room, when Lincoln is reading is book, while Lana watches

Lincoln: So I’m reading a book and she’s just watching me? That’s… more than a little weird. and El Diablo, Lana's pet snake, sneaks up on Lincoln and wrap around Lincoln's torso, as El Diablo licks his face) LINCOLN: (laughs) Hey, he likes me!

LANA: (cutely) Yeah, that's a good El Diablo. (She strokes El Diablo) Good.

(Lincoln strokes El Diablo also, he then slips off Lincoln's body, freeing him)

LINCOLN: You is right, Lana. Snakes aren't so bad, after all.

Lincoln: I’ve never had a problem with snakes. I don’t think that that was a lesson I had to learn.

Lucy: Cute scene, though.

Lincoln: Yeah. "(Lana strokes Lincoln's head, he's playing with Lana's pigtails and tickles her feet, she laughs; She then wrapped herself around Lincoln, like a snake)"

[CRASH] LINCOLN: (strokes Lana's head) That's a good Lana. (Cuts back to the present, when Lincoln and Lana are laughing)

LINCOLN: I had to admit, that was really fun, Lana.

LANA: It was, big brother, it was. I knew you like my pets.

(Lily then crawl on Lincoln's leg, Lincoln picks her up)

LILY: Poo Poo, Linky.

LUNA: Lily has fun with you too, dude.

Lincoln: Ooh, this next scene’s gonna be adorable! I just know it! (Flashback to Lily's room, where Lily and Lincoln are playing Patty Cake and both of them burp, leading them to laugh, Lincoln feeds her a cookie) LILY: Cookie.

LINCOLN: You're so cute, Lily.

(Lincoln pick up Lily and he kissed her, she kissed him back)

[CRASH]

LINCOLN: I love you, Lily.

LILY: Poo Poo.

Lincoln: Okay, too adorable.

Lucy: Yeah, this is too syrupy even for me. And I read Princess Pony.

[Everyone looks at Lucy.]

Lucy: Please forget I said that. (The two hugged each other in gratitude; Cuts back to the present, Lincoln is holding Lily, he kisses her on her forhead) LILY: Poo Poo.

LUNA: You see, little brother, you're always not lonely with us around.

LINCOLN: (gleeful) Whoa, those were really good times, you guys.

LENI: It was. We'll always got your back, Linky.

LUNA: Yeah, you can always count on us.

LANA: Even if the others hate you, we still love you.

Lori: Okay, this is starting to annoy me. “Oh, look how sweet and gentle Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lana and Lily are! And look how mean and nasty his other sisters are!”

Lincoln: Lori…

Lori: Am I really that awful?! Am I that much of a monster?!

Lincoln: No, Lori, of course not! You’re… [sighs] Let’s just finish the story, all right? It’s almost over.

Lori: Fine. LUCY: Agreed, brother. LILY: Poo Poo.

LINCOLN: Thanks, girls. You five are the best sisters ever, I love you all.

LENI: We feel the same way, Linky. We love you, too.

Lori: Gag me. (The five siblings all embrace Lincoln in a group hug; A knock on Lincoln's door is heard, they release Lincoln) LINCOLN: It's open.

(It reveals to be Lori, who is remorse for her actions, Lincoln narrow his eyes in anger)

Lisa: “Remorse” is not an adjective. LINCOLN: Oh, what do you want, Lori? LORI: Look, we're really sorry we prank you, Linc. We was wrong to do so.

LINCOLN: I don't want to hear it, Lori. Get out of my room.

LENI, LUNA, LUCY, LANA, LILY: Yeah! Leave!

LORI: (sighs) C'mon, little bro, there something I wanted to show you. And trust me, you're gonna love it.

(She leaves and the others follow Lori)

LANA: This better be good.

LUCY: I doubted.

(Lori guide the seven of them to her room)

LINCOLN: Okay, what is there to show me, Lori?

(She opens her door and they see Luan, Lola, Lynn, and Lisa along with pillows, sleeping bags, and snacks around them)

LINCOLN: (confused) What is all this, you guys?

Luan: [Deadpan] An intervention. LYNN: Well, Lincoln, we wanted to say we're sorry for being so mean to you. LUAN: We're really sorry, Lincoln. We shouldn't have prank you.

LOLA: Yeah, it was a stupid thing to do. I hope you can forgive us.

LISA: My apologies, Lincoln. Even my foolish behavior was too much.

Lisa: Too much for what?

Lori: I don’t know, and I don’t care. Let’s just finish this. (Lori, Lisa, Lynn, Lola, and Luan all embraced Lincoln in a group hug, Lana, Lucy, Leni, Lily, and Luna was so touched by their generosity that they've joined in, making an eleven sibling group hug) LINCOLN: Thank you, guys. (sniffs) That means a lot, I forgive you five.

(They release Lincoln from their hug)

LYNN: (sweetly) So, to make it up to you, we decided to hold a sibling sleepover for you, little bro.

LORI: Yeah, if tell us you're lonely, we would totally let you stay.

LINCOLN: Well, in that case...

(He grabs a pillow and hits Lori with it, he gasp, Lori was angry and she playfully hit him with a pillow, and the eleven of them starts a pillow fight)

[CRASH] RITA: (from Lori's door) Kids, pizza's here!(They all cheer in excitement and they open the boxes as they eat pizza)

LINCOLN: Thanks, guys.

LORI: You welcome, Lincoln.

TEN MINUTES LATER

(Later, it shows the eleven of them are having fun with each other with their family slumber party, Luna is playing with Lily, Luan is telling jokes, Lola and Lana are playing with plush dolls, Lori is reading a fashion magazine, Lynn and Lisa are having a pillow fight, Lucy is reading her poem, and Lincoln and Leni are jumping on her bed)

LINCOLN: (to the viewers) Thanks to all my sisters, I can never be alone during my spare time, I'll always have company with me. Even with a small space to myself, I can always share a large room with my sisters, (it shows the eleven of them having fun with each other) all ten of my sisters.

LUNA: So, Lincoln, how you like the sibling sleepover?

LINCOLN: It's awesome!

LYNN: I think you earned it, little bro.

LINCOLN: (raise his soda can) To the best sleepover ever!

SISTERS: (raise soda cans) THE BEST SLEEPOVER EVER!

LORI: Alright, guys, it's time to go to sleep.

(Lori got into her bed, Leni got into her bed with Lincoln next to her, and the others got into their sleeping bags and they all went to sleep)

LINCOLN: Good night, girls.

LORI: Good night, Lincoln.

(Cut to an outside exterior of the Loud House, night, Lori turn off the lights and they all went to sleep)

Lisa: Aaaaand one more for the road.

[CRASH] "THE END"

Lincoln: Well, that was certainly… something.

Lucy: It was. I’ll see you tomorrow.

''[Lucy gets up and leaves, and Lincoln gives her a wave goodbye. A cursory glance around the room reveals that his other sisters aren’t in the best of moods; Lori looks dour, Lisa looks irritated and Luan looks a tad upset.]''

Lori: Luan, get up.

Luan: [Gives Lori a worried look] Um… you’re the boss.

[Luan stands up, allowing Lori to scoot next to Lincoln.]

Lori: Lincoln, look at me.

[Lincoln turns to face Lori, who immediately clasps her hands over his shoulders.]

Lori: I love you. I’ve never stopped loving you for a moment since the day mom brought you back from the hospital. And there’s nothing you could do that would make me love you any less.

Lincoln: [Smiles] I know, Lori. I know.

Luan: I probably shouldn’t have to say this, but the same goes for me.

Lisa: And me.

Luan: And Lynn and Lola, too.

Lincoln: Trust me, girls, I know. You don’t have to tell me.

[Lincoln looks Lori straight in the eye.]

Lincoln: But as long as we’re stating the obvious… I love you, too.

''[The two hug it out, and are soon joined by Luan and Lisa. The four of them hold their group hug for a while, before Lincoln wriggles his head out of their grasp and turns to the camera.]''

Lincoln: Well, that about wraps it up for today! Let me know if there’s another story you’d like us to read!

Lisa: Preferably one that’s been proofread beforehand.

THE END