User blog:007Jamesdean/Griffin Humiliation

It starts in the Royal York Town Square and we are gathered for another great session of humiliating the Griffin's.

Me: This is gonna be awesome.

Varie: You said it.

Prohyas: So we're gonna humiliate the Griffin's for the pain and suffering they caused to Meg, Stewie and Brian?

Lapis: That's right Prohyas and we're gonna humiliate them back to the stone age for the rest of their lives.

Lincoln: It's always fun to humiliate the Griffin's.

Laney: You said it.

Lana: Oh yeah!

Lois: You all had no right to destroy Quahog!

Lana: Actually, we did. We weren't going to allow a corrupt town to keep existing!

Lois (laughs bitterly): That's just the problem with all of you. You could have just gotten me and Peter arrested and just left it at that. But no! You all decided to play God and destroy Quahog along with everyone else in it!

Lana: You only have yourselves to blame! You were the ones who abused Meg and made the lives of the good people in Quahog a living nightmare! And that makes you no better then Chandler and the Sinister Six except for Sandman!

Lois: You really want to talk to me about the Sinister Six? When you and your family killed Vulture, Electro, Hydro Man, and Mysterio instead of taking them to prison?!

Lana: Toomes, Dillion, Bench, and Beck were going to help Paul kill Spidey, MJ, Black Cat, and Venom! And they also caused so much death and suffering in the past! We had to make sure they didn't hurt anyone else! What did you think was going to happen?!

Lois: I THINK YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS LEAVE TRAILS OF BODIES WHEREVER YOU GO! Sure, you've all made the world a better place. But what comfort is that to Zoe Lawton, whose father was killed by your twin sister Lana?!

Lana (takes a deep breath before looking Lois in the eye): Well, at least our trails of bodies don't include abused children, you horrible mother!

Lapis: You tell her Lana!

That made Lois snap. She punched Lana in the face. Lana was shocked before she ended up punching Lois back. She viciously pulverized Lois and made her a mess.

Lana: No one attacks me and gets away with it!

Me: Well said Lana. But lets cut to the humiliation spree.

Lana: Yeah!

Me: Griffin's you brought all this on yourselves.

I spin my Magisword Bracelet.

Me: Lets see how you like having gum in your hair.

Announcer: WAD OF GUM MAGISWORD!

I fired some wads of gum into their hair and it made them really sticky.

Peter: Aw gross! ABC Gum!?

Me: What did you expect you drunk Fathead? Wad of Gum Magisword shoots wads of prechewed gum.

Lana: Hey Lois lets see how you like this!

Lana spin her bracelet.

Announcer: CACTUS MAGISWORD!

Lana: These prickles pack a punch!

Lana jumped behind Lois and fired a cactus ball at Lois and it hit her in the butt and she screamed in pain.

Lois: YYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: (Winces) Oooh! That must've hurt!

Vambre: (British Accent) Indeed it did. Let me take a shot at them.

Lana: Go for it Vambre.

Lily: Lets see how a pro does it.

Vambre: Oh you will.

Announcer: EXPLODING BUBBLE MAGISWORD!

Vambre fired a stream of bubbles and they got close to Peter and exploded in his face.

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!!

Peter: Ow.

Carol and Maria were walking home from the Royal York Mall.

Carol: I really liked the songs you performed at my birthday, Maria.

Maria: No problem, Carol. Anything for my big sister. After all, you and the others helped me regain my humanity. Me and my team performing those songs as a birthday present was the least I could do.

Carol: I really appreciate that. And I think you and your team should have 12 members.

Maria: I'll keep that in mind. I'm actually planning to recruit my old teammate Rubberband Man into the team. Right now, he's a musician in Dakota.

Carol: That's great Maria. It's gonna be so cool having him part of the team.

Maria: It sure is.

They heard an explosion.

Maria: Is there something going on?

Carol: No that's just the humiliation of the Griffin's. They're using Magiswords to help in the onslaught.

Maria: Oh wow! I saw those and they are cool.

Carol: They are amazing weapons and they are funny and awesome.

Maria: They sure are.

They laugh.

Carol: Lets go see.

Maria: Okay.

They went over to check it out.

Me: Lets see how you like a Cheese Deluge.

I spin my bracelet.

Announcer: CHEESE MAGISWORD!

Me: Nacho Cheese Drench!

A torrent of Nacho Cheese Sauce drenched Lois from head to toe.

Prohyas: Here let me wash that off for you.

Announcer: DOLPHIN MAGISWORD!

Prohyas: Ready my baby girl?

Dolphin Magisword: (Dolphin Chirps)

Dolphin Magisword fired a stream of water and drenched Lois from head to toe in water.

Carol: That must've not felt good.

Lois: (Coughing) You wretched brats! You are just as bad as those (Censored) Meta Humans when you destroyed Quahog!

Carol (grabs Lois by the throat): Just so you know, my little sister Maria helped in Quahog's destruction! So you're insulting her and the rest of my friends who helped do the world a favor by getting rid of your former town!

Lois (Cruelly): Then maybe your little sister should be locked up along with Hotstreak and the rest of her Metabreed teammates!

OH SHE DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

Meanwhile in Dakota prison

Francis and Ferret were eating hotdogs in the prison cafeteria.

Ferret (Francis sneezes): You alright? You look like you might be coming down with a cold.

Francis: I'm fine, ok? I just got this weird feeling that somebody's talking about me. Teresa had it the other day.

Back in the humiliation.

Maria: Carol let her go. She's not worth it. She's got enough suffering already.

Carol: You're right Maria. You're lucky Lois. I would've killed you here.

She punched Lois in the face and knocked out some of her teeth.

Carol: That's for me.

They left.

After the Humiliation was done we came back home.

Maria: Carol, you need to calm down!

Carol: Calm down? CALM DOWN?! Lois badmouthed you and the Redemption Squad. She even said you should be in prison for destroying Quahog!

Maria: Carol, I'm not bothered by what she said. You need to know that I'm not going to let those words get to me. Now, if you want to let out some steam, why don't you go to the backyard and destroy some training robotic dummies of Electro, Hydro Man, Vulture, and Mysterio? After all, Lois did mention them while she got humiliated.

Carol: You're right Maria. Lets go.

They went out to the training yard.

Me: That was a great humiliation guys!

Lana: I'll say! That was so much fun!

Lapis: It sure was. Thank you for letting us get some shots in on them.

Me: You're welcome Lapis.

Laney: And we've only begun to scratch the surface with their humiliation.

Lincoln: You said it Laney.

Vambre: It was quite a performance for all of us. Jolly Good.

Prohyas: That's right sis.

Me: Lets have Luan and Lucy get in on the fun as well.

Lincoln: That's a great idea J.D.

Me: It's gonna get more intense from here on out for the Griffin's. And it's gonna be Hell!

My eyes glowed red with bloodlust and hate as the screen fades to black with the only thing that could be seen was my eyes glowing.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I wanted to do a chapter that centers around Lois and Peter's Humiliation and NicoChan11 gave me lines for this. Thanks man. I added my eyes glowing red for a dramatic effect. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.