User blog comment:Ianj1997/The Lost Mattress/@comment-24001488-20171016040120

I did something like this except it was the Snow day episode, here are some highlights:

Lisa: Okay, you’re all giving up too easy, it shows weak character! Now Lana pretend I’m Lincoln.



Lana: Who am I?



Lisa: You’re Lana.



Lincoln: Can I be Lori?



Lisa: No, wait why?



Lincoln: I want to act bossy.



Lori: I heard that twerp!



Lisa: Would you please? now, (Lisa throws a snowball at Lana) what are you going to do Lana? (Lana throws snowball at Lisa) Lana, why didn’t you hit Lincoln?



<p class="MsoNormal">Lana: You said you were Lincoln, Lincoln.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: Lisa, hey where is Lisa?

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lana: Leni, you’re with us!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Meanwhile, Lisa is in her room carefully moving a beaker into another.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: Hey Lisa!

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<p class="MsoNormal">(Startled, Lisa drops the beaker causing a small explosion, furious Lisa opens her window) Lisa: What? (Lisa sees her siblings busying themselves by making forts and snowballs)

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: Lisa, you’ve been chosen to serve as a soldier, join us and together we will destroy the red capped menace and all who dare follow her!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lana: That’s us!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lisa: Snowball fights are infantile and childish if you all want to knock one another’s brains out with snowballs go right ahead but kindly leave me out of it. (closes the window. Lisa begins to think to herself.)

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<p class="MsoNormal">(Lisa pictures Lana standing only to get hit by a snowball, her brain falls out next to her.) Lana: Okay guys it’s out!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lisa: Perfect specimen for cerebral study! (Returns to window) I’ll just get an unobstructed view. (Lisa See's Lana and Lincoln shaking hands) NO! (Lisa runs outside) What are you doing?

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<p class="MsoNormal">her brother.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Meanwhile Lincoln is talking to Leni when the snowball hits him. Lincoln: Hey!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lana begins to whistle innocently.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Leni: Great work Lana, while you were just standing there whistling someone threw a snowball at Linky!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lana: Really, did it look like this Leni? (Throws another snow ball which hits Lincoln.)

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: Stop that!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Leni: Yeah it did, (panicked) Linky, I think you better leave town!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Lincoln: No Leni, Lana threw the snowball. She wants to have a snowball fight.

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<p class="MsoNormal">Leni: Oh, I want to play!