User blog:Thomperfan/Loud, Heartwarming and Random- Lori

Hey, guys. This is something new I wanted to try. I hope you enjoy it.

You know? It’s funny to think that once, I thought moving to Royal Woods would be a bad thing. Because I now consider this place to be the home I’ve always wanted. And it's also the home to my best friends in the universe: The 11 children of the Loud Family: Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily. Ever since I moved, I’ve gotten to know each and every one of them. I’ve gotten used to their lifestyle and one of them’s even my girlfriend. And today, I’d like to share eleven moments I’ve had with each of them. So, without further Ado, I present: Loud, Heartwarming and Random.

(It starts with me and Lori coming back from the Burpin Burger. I asked Lori to come over to my house so we could spend some time together. Just the 2 of us. Oldest sibling y Oldest Sibling.)

Lori: Thanks for inviting me over to spend time with you Nolan.

Me: Don’t mention it. Sometimes, 2 oldest siblings just need some time to themselves.

Lori: Tell me about it. I mean, I love my younger siblings and all, but sometimes, they just-

Me: Drive you nuts?

Lori: Exactly!

(Lori sits down and I take out our burgers)

Me: Burger?

Lori: Yes, please.

(Lori takes her burger and we start eating. It’s silent for a few minutes. Just then I ask Lori something)

Me: Lori, can I ask you a question?

Lori: Sure, Noey. What is it?

Me: Do you have a fear about your siblings not needing them?

Lori: (surprised; nervously) W-What?! H-How did you-? W-why do you ask?

Me: Well, I just remember that one time when you sabotaged Leni’s driving test and we made you confessed you said, (Imitating Lori) but it's just because if Leni can drive, my room will never be clean and no one will ever need me for anything ever again! (in my normal voice) What was up with that?

Lori: (trying to avoid it) Uuuuuuuh, that was nothing! I was just getting caught up in the moment! That’s all!

Me: (serious) Lori.

Lori: (sigh) OK, I’ll tell you. But promise,you won’t tell anyone else.

Me: Don’t worry. You can trust me.

Lori: (sighs) Yes, I do have fears of my family not needing me.

Me: But why? They’re your siblings of course they need you.

Lori: You want to know the real reason I love my authority and take it so seriously.

(I nod my head)

Lori: Well, I just feel that without my authority, I have nothing that makes me dependable or unique. I mean, look at my younger siblings, Leni can make dresses out of almost anything, Luna is the most talented musician, Luan makes a living by doing comedy, Lynn can play pretty much any sport known to mankind, Lincoln has a plan for every situation and is so dedicated to helping us, Lucy writes nice poems, Lana’s a mechanical whiz, Lola’s dominating in the pageant business, Lisa’s smarter than all of us combined and Lily won trophies for just sucking her thumb.

Me: I still can’t believe there’s a contest for kind of thing.

Lori: Anyway, sometimes, I feel like being the oldest sibling is all I need to fall. So whenever someone threatens to take that away from me, like Leni getting her driver’s license, I feel like I have protect my authority, you know.

Me: Well Lori, I need to tell you a few things. I’ve known you for almost a year now, and I can definitely say, you’re definitely worthy of being more than just an older sibling.

Lori: Really, what do you mean?

Me: Well, you’re a really good golfer. Probably the best around.

Lori: Well, yeah, there is that.

Me: And I’ve seen you do some really cool things. Remember that time you tried to throw a sophisticated party, but your friends hated it and left, and then you decided to join our party upstairs?

Lori: Oh yeah, that was pretty fun.

(Cuts to a flashback of Party Down)

Lincoln: "Hey, guys.

Me: Look who's joining the party."

(The other sisters cheer. Lisa, experiencing a sugar rush, runs up to us.)

Lisa: (hyperactive) "Can I offer you a chocolate covered gelatinous confectionary, street name: marshmallow?"

Lucy: "Lori, come join our séance. We just discovered that Walt's ancestor is a pterodactyl."

Luan: (as Mr. Coconuts) "And my ancestor's a coffee table."

(They laugh)

Luna: (brings Lori to the mic) "Dudeage! Come sing a duet with me."

Lori: "No, no. You know I'm not a good singer."

Luna: "Come on. I'm doing your fave." (singing) "♫Ooh, girl, give you the♫"

(Lori joins in)

Lori and Luna: "♫Ooh, girl, world girl, give you the, ooh, girl, world girl!♫"

Lynn: (bounces past Lori) "Coming through!"

Lola: (bouncing as well) "I'm gonna beat you!"

Lori: "I'm gonna beat both of you!" (grabs a bouncer and starts bouncing with the crowd cheering; catches up and crosses the finish line made out of toilet paper.) "And the new bouncy ball champion is Lori Loud!" (dunks herself with the chocolate fountain. Cuts back to the present. Me and Lori are laughing.)

Me: I still can’t believe you dunked an entire chocolate fountain on yourself!

Lori: Neither can I, but I did!

Me: Remember that time you tried moving in the garage?

Lori: Ugh, I wish I could forget that. Hey, you want to know something? It was so scary in there I could barely sleep.

Me: No way. Really?

(Cuts to a flashback of Garage Banned)

Lori: (tired) "Ah, finally, bedtime." (turns off the light and finds it to be really dark and scary; frightened.) "It's darker out here than I thought."

(The wind howls, branches thump against the garage, Mr. Grouse bales up the leaves and throws a squirrel at Lori's window, and Lori gets so scared she backs up into the button that opens the door for the garage door, causing her pictures to fall off and screams. She closes it and grabs a rake, shaking in fear. Cuts back to the present.)

Me: Wow, I never realized how scary your garage was.

Lori: I know, right.

Me: Oh, remember that time you got that job at Gus’s games and grub?

Lori: Oh yeah, so I could get that dress for my prom.

Me: That was probably the nicest I’ve ever seen you before.

(Cuts to the Waiting Game.)

Lori: "Hi, Boys."

Clyde: "L-L-L-Lori?" (gets a nosebleed and faints)

Lincoln: (downtrodden) "Hey, Lori."

Me: (also downtrodden) Oh, hey Lori.

Lori: "Thanks for telling me about the job opening here. Guess what? I literally got hired! Now I can buy a new dress for the big dance this Friday! The theme is "Romance Under the Sea", and Bobby and I are the Sea King and Queen. It's gonna be the greatest night ever!"

Lori's Boss: (off-screen) "Loud! Back to work! If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!"

Lori: (rushes over) "Coming!" (goes back to us) "Oh, I almost forgot. Employees get free tokens every shift. You guys can have mine." (gives Lincoln and I her tokens and leaves as Clyde comes to.)

Lincoln: (more optimistic) "Thanks!

Me: Lincoln, I’ve gotta say. This new job has changed Lori. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her this happy or nice before.

Lincoln: I know. Me either.

(Cuts back to the present. Lori has a smile on her face.)

Lori: (sighs contentedly) Thank you, Noah for helping me realize there’s more to me than just an older sibling. Now, I’m starting to not feel so insecure anymore.

Me: Don’t mention it. We older siblings have to stick together.

Lori: Yes we do. (kisses my cheek)

Me: (getting up) So… seeing as we have nothing better to do, wanna go play some golf

Lori: You know it.