User blog:Joekido/No Such Luck in the Nutshell

Karlas: Hi, everyone! You all remember me for writing "Ties that Bind", well today I wrote "No Such Luck" and showed this to Chris Savino and he defends this episode mostly because Lincoln gets tortured in this episode and says Lincoln deserves it. I hope you all enjoyed it!

Lincoln: Don't mind me, I'm my cereal and eventually Lori, Lucy and Leni would want to drag me into their activites. Oh, they are here, better hide.

"Flees to the kitchen"

Lucy+Leni+Lori: Dangit Lincoln! We will catch you next time!

Lincoln: "whew", all I wanted was a peace and quiet. Oh Lily, why is your milk bottle on top of the refrigerator? Why do I need to put Lily on my skateboard to knock it down on her? Why can't I do this instead?

"Lincoln decides to body ram the fridge to knock the bottle to give it to Lily"

Lily: 'anks 'ikin!

Lincoln: Now to escape to my room before my crazy sisters drags into their crazy activities

Lynn: Caught you Lincoln!

Lincoln: Dang

Lynn: Can you come to my softball tournament?

Lincoln: No, I want a peace and quiet, can you leave me alone please?

Lynn: I'm gonna "rises her bat, her skin becomes red hot, her eyes and teeth becomes sharp with her head enlarging and fire coming out of her mouth" KILL YOU AND SCATTER YOUR BLOOD OVER THE HOUSE AND PISS ON YOUR CORPSE IF YOU DON'T COME!!!!

Lincoln: What happened to the polite Lynn? Fine, but remember this for later Lynn.

"At the softball tournament, Lynn's team lost the game. Lincoln finds Lynn hiding behind the dumpster for some reason".

Lynn: Lincoln, I decided to be a out of character and become a superstitious moron and blame you for my team losing!

Lincoln: Must I remind you that you are the one that threatened me to come?

Lynn: Talk to Karlas, she is the one doing this me.

Lincoln: Karlas, explain this.

Karlas: No can do, next scene please!

"Back in the Loud House, Lincoln is eating his cereal again"

Lincoln: Dang it Karlas

Leni: Hey Lincoln, come with me to my fashion show!

Lynn: Don't, he's bad luck!

Lincoln: You know, let's be honest here, instead of saying "That's true" I'm just gonna say "I want a peace and quiet so leave me alone!"

Lynn: Stick to the script Lincoln!

Leni: I'll take that he's bad luck anyway

Lincoln: Dang it.

Lana: Hey Lincoln, I decide to believe you are bad luck!

Lincoln: Whatever.

Lola: Me too, cuz I'm an asshole to believe these things!

Lincoln: Your loss Lola.

Lori: Hey Lincoln! Break my golf clubs so we can see you a bad luck!

Lincoln: Why?

Lisa: Just do it!!

Lincoln: Okay fine "breaks club" there, happy

Luna: Okay, he's bad luck, let's all go out of our character and stun him like garbage!!

"After shunning him, all the siblings left to their activites"

Lincoln: Sweet! Now I get to be alone!

"The next morning"

Lincoln's parents: Hey Lincoln. We decided to lower our IQ and believe the bullshit that you are bad luck and your eating separate from us. Tonight we are going to the movies and your not invited.

Lincoln: How is any of this supposed to be funny anyway?

Lincoln's parents: Because the writer says so, well bye!

Lincoln: Okay, I'm getting bored of this "being alone" crap.

"Later that same night"

Lincoln: Great, they just boarded up my room, threw me out and forced me to eat breakfast outside and are planning to go to the beach without me. Just tell me, What.......Is......The.......****.......Is.....wrong.....WITH MY FAMILY!!!!!!????? DO YOU IDIOTS WANT ME TO CALL THE COPS!!!!???? THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PUNISH SOMEONE!!!! I'M NOT BAD LUCK AND YOU IDIOTS REJECTED ME OVER A DAMN LIE!!!!

Lynn jr: Well Lincoln, why don't you dress up as a mascot and AAAAAAHHHHHGH!!!!!

"Having enough of Lynn's crap, Lincoln jumps on her through the window and begins to beat the tar out of her"

Lincoln: You are the horrible sister I ever had! Get out of here!

"Lincoln tosses Lynn right out of the house, sending her flying away"

Lynn: This is your fault Karlas!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Siblings and the parents: Okay, we can all agree that the writing for this episode is horribly written, Karlas and Savino are both idiots and this should never had gone down this way, even if Lincoln was lying in the first place, this is not how to do it.

This episode was universally panned like a wildfire, fanbase demands this episode to be banned forever and Karlas decided to say no word about this. But Chris decided to take this to his Facebook.

Chris Savino: B...u...ut he deserves it!!

Fans: Would you kick your son out if you think he is bad luck like that?

Savino: Dangit, I'm an idiot....