Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180504020519/@comment-32202721-20180506185111

''Martin: Uh... Aren't you gonna pick it up?''

(Lincoln would get up, staring at Martin in anger)

Lincoln: What do you want?

Martin: I want you to hang out with me!

''Lincoln: Well, that's not gonna happen! I got my real friends here!''

''Martin: Real friends? (Looks at Clyde, Rusty, Liam, and Zach) EW! YOU MEAN THOSE UGLY CREATURES!?''

MrTyeDye: We're halfway through the story and Martin has yet to demonstrate a single redeeming quality. He's rude, he's impossibly stupid, he has no conception of social norms, and he's excruciatingly unfunny.