Come Sale Away/Script

[Bird chirping] Lincoln: "You've been with us a while and it doesn't need to be said. But in a family as big as mine, everything turns into a competition." [A series of flashbacks take place] Lynn Sr.: "Okay, kids time for bed!" Lana: "I can make it up the stairs first!" Lynn: [victory dance] "Uh-huh! Work it! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh." Rita: "Kids, come bring in the groceries." Lori: "I bet I can literally carry the most bags." Luna: [screams through and does her own victory dance] "Yeah! Go Luna! Most bags! What? Bags! What?" Lincoln: [drinking FIZZ BOY and burps] Lola: [Bigger burp and does her own victory dance] "Go Lola! Biggest burp! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!" [end flashbacks] Lincoln: [hammering the sign] "I haven't had a winnin' forever but that changes today. It's our annual garage sale and at 5 PM today. When the market's closed, the victory dance shall be mine!" [twerks the sign, picks up his box and notices Lily crying on the ground] "Oh, what's the matter Lily, you need your blankie?" [gets the blankie and gives it to Lily] "It's okay Lily, your blankie's right here." Lily: [stops crying and sucks her thumb]