User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Funny Business

Luan wanted Linc to be her assistant clown.

Her previous assistants had made the kids frown:

Lucy scared Luan into popping the balloon,

Lynn threw a melon too hard so she got fired soon,

Leni went into the audience instead,

And Lisa thought the boy really farted, so said,

That the cake was bad for you so the kids said, "No fair!".

Actually, there was a whoopee cushion on the boy's chair.

Lincoln said, "No, I don't want to act the fool.",

But when he heard that assistants got cake, he said, "Cool!

Sign me up now!", then at a party, young Lincoln,

Fell down on the presents and this got him thinkin'.

Everyone laughed when the kids saw him fall.

Maybe acting the fool wasn't so bad at all!

He began to fall over and act as silly as he could.

He thought, "I'm so popular! This is so good!",

But Luan got quite peeved that each wacky blunder,

Of her only brother was stealing her thunder.

A woman phoned him up and wanted Luan to come down,

To her child's birthday so he'd be a clown.

Lincoln thought, "I will just take Luan's place!",

But Luan said, "You can't just fall on your butt or your face!".

He went anyway to find the girl was thirteen,

And the kids were the gloomiest tweens that he'd seen.

He tried to do his usual act where he would fall,

But none of the tweens found him funny at all.

He phoned up Luan but she was grumpy and rude.

She kept hanging up and saying, "Serves you right, dude!".

He said, "Sorry, I realise that you're the expert now.

I admit I was selfish so please tell me how,

I can set things right. Our reputation's at stake!

Especially since now I bumped into the cake!".

Luan came along and they did a mime act.

This time all the emos responded with tact.

Everybody was happy, even Maggie and friends,

And Linc and Luan made proper amends.