User blog:007Jamesdean/The Woodpecker Friends (Original Episode)

Today I want to do something different. I'm going to do a crossover with the Loud House and Woody Woodpecker. Woody Woodpecker will be a new addition to the show and my stories. Enjoy.

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The Loud House - 12:00 PM

Me, Varie, and the Loud Kids are firing dart blasters at Lynn Sr. and Rita in the backyard.

Me: We're gonna get you guys!

We were hiding behind a barrier made of bramble vines from Laney's Plant Powers. We were firing a hail of rubber darts.

Lynn Sr.: Oh you missed me!

Me: Lori, Lily, fly above and let them have it.

Lily: Good flanking maneuver.

Lori: Got it.

Lori and Lily spread their wings and flew above Lynn Sr. and Rita and fired darts at them.

Lynn Sr.: Hey, that's not fair!

Me: Tell it to yo mama, Mr. Lynn! [Fires more darts]

Varie: There are no rules in war. [Fires Darts]

Then our games was interrupted by the sounds of sobbing and crying.

Me: Do you guys hear that?

Varie: Sounds like someone's crying.

Rita: It's coming from the front yard.

Lincoln: Lets go check it out.

We all go to the front yard and we find an unusual sight.

It was famous cartoon star legend Woody Woodpecker crying and sitting by the sidewalk.



Me: (Gasp) [In excitement] Woody Woodpecker!? What are you doing all the way out here?

Woody: Oh hello. I was made homeless 2 months ago because of my stupid next door neighbors Wally Walrus and Ms. Meany.

Lincoln: You were kicked out of your own house!? Why would they do that?

Woody: They said I was a total menace to them and... [Crying] They teamed up and kicked me out of my home and my town!

Lola: Those dirtbags!

Lana: We watch your show all the time and they threw you out like garbage?! That is completely disgraceful!

Me: I've known you and your show for years Woody and that is totally barbaric the way they treated you.

Varie: I agree.

Me: We're gonna help you. You can live here now if that's all right with all of you guys.

Lynn Sr.: That's fine with us.

Rita: You can live here Woody.

Me: By the way we never introduced ourselves. I'm James Knudson but call me J.D.

Varie: I'm Varie. J.D.'s Fiance.

Me: The marriage won't be official until we reach our mid 20's.

Lynn Sr.: I'm Lynn Loud Sr. and this is my lovely wife Rita.

Rita: Hello.

Lynn Sr.: These are all our lovely and wonderful children.

Lori: I'm Lori, The eldest. I'm 17 years old and I like texting on my phone.

Leni: I'm Leni. I'm 16 years old and I like fashions.

Luna: I'm Luna. I'm 15 years old. It's a Rockin' honor to meet you dude. I'm the rock star.

Luan: I'm Luan. I'm 14 years old. I'm the jokester of the family.

Lynn: I'm Lynn Jr. But call me Lynn. I'm 13 Years old and I'm the Sports Master.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln. I'm 11 years old and I'm the only son.

Lucy: I'm Lucy. I'm 8 years old and I like the darkness.

Laney: I'm Laney. I'm 7 years old and I'm the Artist.

Lana: I'm Lana. I'm 6 years old and I'm the handyman.

Lola: I'm Lola. I'm 6 years old and I'm the Beauty Pageant Queen.

Lana & Lola: We're twins.

Lisa: I'm Lisa. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'm 4 years old and I'm the Scientist.

Lily: And I'm Lily Loud. Biologically I'm 15 months old but I look like I'm 10 years old because of special circumstances.

Woody: Well it's a pleasure to meet you all. Thank you for taking me in.

Me: No problem.

We got to work and built a nice treehouse in the front yard tree. It was an exact duplicate of Woody's old house in where he used to live. But with a bunch of added features. Lana has finished setting up all the internal and external plumbing.

Lana: There you go Woody. Plumbing's all set. But go easy on her first. No heavy meals. Kitchen sink and dishwasher is all set.

Woody: Thanks Lana. You're quite the handyman.

Lana: Thanks Woody.

Me: What do you say we call Wally and Meanie and rub it in their faces?

Woody: Count me in.

I set up my laptop computer in the living room and video call Wally.

At Wally Walrus's house in Indianapolis, Indiana, he heard the telephone ring and he picked it up.

Wally: (Swedish Accent) Hello?

But he saw a video call coming in.

Wally: Oh It's a video call. I've never got one of these before.

He answers it and It was me, Varie and the Loud Kids on the screen.

Me: Hello there. Wally Walrus. I've heard alot about you.

Wally: Well, J.D Knudson. I've heard alot about you. You won that huge multi-billion dollar jackpot in the Colorado Lottery, Ja?

Me: Nice to know that news of our wealth has traveled across the country. But we didn't call you to tell you that I have more money than you. It's not my style, Wally.

Wally: Well, What did you call me for?

Me: It concerns a certain woodpecker former neighbor of yours that use to live next door to you and Ms. Meanie.

Ms. Meanie then appeared into the room with Wally

Wally: WOODPECKER!? We kicked him out and we don't want him back!

Ms. Meanie: We're glad he's gone and we don't want him back in our lives ever!

Me: Try telling that to his face.

Woody comes in and sits in between Lana and Lola.

Woody: Hiya Wally, Meanie. I now have a new home and new friends.

Woody does his trademark laugh.

Me, Varie and the Loud Kids all do the eyelid pull taunt at Wally and Meanie.

Wally and Meanie: WOODPECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ms. Meanie: We will find you and pulverize you!

Me: Good luck with that you clods! You want to get to him, you got to get through us first!

Varie: And that won't be easy.

Me, Varie, The Loud Kids and Woody all blow raspberries at the blow of them and the call ended.

Me: What a dope.

Woody: You said it and I have a feeling that this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship with all of you guys.

Me: You said it.

We all did Woody's trademark laugh.

THE END.

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Another fanfiction completed.

I wanted to add Woody Woodpecker to the series to show love and support and fandom to the Woody Woodpecker Show. One of my favorite shows that I've known since I was a kid.

Until next time this is J.D. signing off.

Woody Woodpecker is owned by Walter Lantz.