Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-33256424-20180525024128/@comment-33256424-20180528025727

Me: Of course it is. *whispering* Lily! Hey, Lily! *walks up to Lily's crib and picks her up* Do you wanna watch a instructional video.

Lily: *nods her head yes*

Me: Okay, Lily. All you have to do is stare at the center of this screen and watch the video. (grabs Lisa's Recording Video Scanner 3000 and starts 15 second video)

(video shows a ballet dancer doing pointe and dancing gracefully and twirls around and sticks one of her legs out)

Lily (trance voice): Poooooooooooooo-Poooooooooooooo...

(The video memory goes into her head safely)

(video ends)

Me (in my thoughts): "Even better than monkeys with fake chins."

Lily (normal voice): Poo-poo! (starts to dance gracefully) (giggling)

Me: I told you, we would get through this and told ya it was safe.