Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20190220054600/@comment-30953185-20190222195857

(They all zoom into the living room. Lincoln puts himself in front of all of them, break the candy bar into 10 exact pieces, and throws those one by one at his sisters, which they munch on intently and happily.)

Lincoln: Now that we are all assembled, we can talk about that letter you found. (The girls open their mouths) No shrieking! (They close their mouths) I’m going to be straight to the point : I don't want you, to do, anything.

(All 10 sisters gasp at their brother's revelation)

Lori: You're kidding, right? This is your first date, of course we're gonna help you. You'll totally not survive without some girl advice from yours truly.

Leni: I'll, like, make you the prettiest dress ever! Oh wait, that's for girls. But we could totally have an upsy-down theme ! You'll wear the dress, and Ronnie will wear a tuxedo!

Luna: I'll make some fine tunes for you and the lady. Nothing better than a lunch with some music, Mick Swagger style!

Luan: I'll prepare some jokes to enjoy, that will be sure to Linc the two of you, haha! Get it?" said comedic Luan, already cracking up. (Hi fives Lynn)

Lynn: With the reflexes I'm gonna build in you, she'll litteraly fall into your arms, and you'll be ready to catch her.

Lucy: I will write poems to the extent of the ones I do for Edwin. Your love will shake her to the very core of her soul.

Lola: I'm going to prepare you to be the prettiest of all. Awesome treatements that will make girls crawl to you, and Ronnie Anne to fend them all off, tiger style.

Lana: I'll let you borrow my utility belt, so you're prepared for any situation, from stuck toilet door to raging racoon attack!

Lisa: I might be able to concoct a beverage which will boost your social skills by two-hundred percent, with only 20% of chances of side-effects. Science is a fickle mistress, after all.

Lily: Gagblxpffft. (Giggles)