User blog:Thomperfan/Lost control (my version)- Leni

(We're in the hallway. We come across Leni, who is sweeping)

Me: Hi, Leni.

Leni: Oh, hi Linky! Hi Noey!

Me: Wait, what are you doing?

Leni: Mom told me to dust the furniture.

(Me and Lincoln look at each other. I giggle)

Lincoln: So anyway, about the remote? Your favorite show was on, so I figured you were watching TV last.

Leni: Oh, well, I was, but then I had to go to the bathroom, so I came upstairs, but then I saw Mom and she said the thing about dusting, and then you guys found me and now we're talking!

(I giggle while Lincoln facepalms)

Leni: But... I did see Lucy and Luna going to the living room when I was leaving. Maybe they saw who took the remote! Wait! Do you think it was a robber?!

Lincoln: No, Keni. I'm sure it wasn't-

Leni: I have to hide my clothes! (She runs off)

Me: Leni, wait! Lincoln, I'll be right back. (I run after Leni and into Lori and Leni's room)

Me: Leni?

(She comes up to me.)

Leni: (panicking) Noey, you have to help me! A  robber took the remote! Now he'll take my clothes!

(Leni clings to me crying)

Me: (sighs) Leni, calm down. No robber is gonna come take your clothes.

Me: No. Of course not. One of your siblings or one of the pets probably took the remote. Not a robber. And trust me, if a robber DID ever decide come and take you or your clothes, he have to go through  me first.

(Leni hugs me)

Leni: Oh, Noey! My hero!

Me: (blush) Well, I am pretty brave.

(Leni applies lipstick)

Me: Uh, Leni, what are you doing?

Leni: Pucker up, cutie!

Me: What?

(She puckers up and starts kissing me all over. Later, I come out of the hallway covered in smooch marks and very dizzy. Lincoln looks unimpressed)

Lincoln: So, it went well.

Me: (lovestruck) It went awesome.

Lincoln: (rolls his eyes) Come on, Romeo. We need to go see Luna or Lucy.

To talk to Lucy, click  here. To talk to Luna, click  here.