User blog:007Jamesdean/Multiple Voices (Done my way)

[The episode starts off with Lincoln eating lunch in the cafeteria. Suddenly, three bullies surround him.]

Lincoln: [nervously] Hi. How can I help you?

Bully #1: Give us all your money!

Bully #2: Yeah! Every single red cent!

Lincoln: [whining] Just leave me alone!

Bully #3: [teasingly] And what are you gonna do about it, pansy? Cry all the way home to your mommy like the baby you are and sound like? [laughs with his two companions]

Lincoln: [in his head] I'd better skedaddle... [about to run away, until he is grabbed by his shirt]

Bully #1: I said give us all your money! Or else, me and my buddies will beat it out of you!

Lincoln: [whining] I said leave me alone!

I appeared.

Me: You buttkisser got three seconds to leave him alone or else your hands will be the first things to be cut off!

The boys ran away in fear, screaming. I smile proudly.

Me: Don't let me catch you picking on Lincoln again or next time it will be your heads! What a bunch of losers.

Lincoln: Thanks J.D.

Me: No problem buddy.

Varie: Those rotten parasites. Who do they think they are?

Aylene: They are just that stupid.

[Cut to Lincoln & Linka's room, where he is playing Angry Birds on his phone.]

Lynn: [barges into Lincoln's room] Hey, Lincoln! I need a sparring partner. You're it.

Lincoln: [agitated] Not now, Lynn. I'm in the middle of something.

Lynn: Aw, come on. You don't need to be a baby about it. I'll just ask someone that sounds more manly. [walks out of the room]

Linka: Good luck with that.

Lincoln: [groans] At least I finally have some peace now. [continues to play Angry Birds]

We go into Lisa's room.

Lisa: [comes into the room] Elder brother, I'm in need of your assistance.

Lincoln: Alright, Lisa. [turns off his phone, puts it in his pocket, and follows Lisa to her and Lily's room]

Lisa: I've recently been working on a new invention of mine, ever since I heard about the skirmish you got into earlier today.

Lincoln: Wait, you knew about that and didn't do anything?

Lisa: I did something that'll help you now and into the future. [reveals a sci-fi-esque blaster to Lincoln] Behold.

Me: Wow. Interesting device.

Lincoln: What does that thing even do?

Lisa: When someone gets shot by this, they are then granted the ability to use different sounding vocal chords.

Lincoln: Huh? I'm not following.

Lisa: It means my Voice Combobulator can change your voice to anything you'd like, and you'll have multiple voices from just one blast.

Me: Ooh. This is gonna be interesting.

Lincoln: Oh. In that case, go ahead! [gets ready to be shot]

Lisa: There's no worries. It's not gonna hurt... that much. [warms up the Voice Combobulator]

Lincoln: Wait, what?

[Lisa shoots Lincoln with the blaster, which results in him rolling in circles on the floor, flopping around like a fish, and having spastic movements around the room, all the while being surrounded by a blue light. Lincoln soon stops moving and the blue glow around him goes away.]

Lisa: So, how do you feel now, Lincoln?

[Lincoln gets up.]

Lincoln: [Jerry Lewis voice] It was fine, really. That was, until [louder] THE ZAPPING WITH THE PAIN AND THE FISH FLOPPING ABOUT!

Me: Hey you sound just like famous comedian Jerry Lewis!

Cody: Oh he was really funny.

Lisa: Hmm... Fascinating. You sound just like Jerry Lewis, albeit extremely exagerated.

Lincoln: [Jerry Lewis voice] Froynlaven!

We laugh.

Me: That was really good!

Lisa: That's not even an actual word.

Varie: No but that was funny!

[Luan suddenly bursts into the room.]

Luan: Was that Jerry Lewis? [excited] Yes! He isn't dead! His legacy will always live on!

Lisa: Actually, that was Lincoln after he helped me test out my new invention.

Lincoln: [Bugs Bunny voice] Eh, what's up, doc?

Luan: [in awe] Whoa.

Me: (Laughs) That's a great Bugs Bunny.

Lincoln: [Luan voice] What do you call a dairy product that goes to school? A cheese grader! [laughs] Get it?

We laugh and roll around the floor laughing.

Luan: Nice try, but that was really cheesy. [laughs]

Lincoln: [Luan voice] Oh, yeah? I can make better puns in my sleep than you.

Luan: Don't push it...

Me: (Calms down) That was really good Lincoln. I'm pretty good at imitating voices too.

Lincoln: [Normal Voice] Really?

Me: Yep. Here's my favorite. [Foghorn Leghorn Voice] What's the I say what's the big idea wrapping a lariat around my Adam's Apple?!

They laugh.

Lincoln: That's a good Foghorn Leghorn.

Lisa: Indeed. It could use some work though.

Me: Nobody's perfect. Here's another one. [Elmer Fudd Voice] Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Hahahahahaha.

Aylene: That's really good.

[Cut to later when Lincoln is playing video games in the living room. Laney, Varie and Aylene are reading books. Lori shoves Lincoln off the couch.]

Lori: Move over, twerp. I literally need to see the season priemere of Dream Boat.

Lincoln: [Lori voice] Move over, twerp. I literally need to play my game.

Varie: Hey that's a good Lori!

Laney: That is really accurate.

Lori: [surprised] What the?! How are you doing that?

Lincoln: [Lori voice] I literally have the power to change my voice as I see fit now. So, I literally sound like you, and anybody else.

Me: He got blasted with a cool device that enables him to use different voices.

Lori: Wow.

[Lynn comes in the house by crashing through the window. She slides into the bottom of the stairs.]

Lynn: [strained] Great job, Margo. [holds a thumbs up]

Me: Nice Entrance.

Lincoln: [Lynn voice] Next time, we can do this on top of the Seattle Needle.

Lynn: Huh?

Lori: [suspicious] Lisa has something to do with this.

Me: He's not the only one. I'm good at imitating voices too. Listen. [Tweety Voice] I tawt I taw a putty tat. (Looks at Cliff) I did! I did taw a putty tat!

They laughed.

Lori: (Laughs) That was literally funny.

Lynn: That was really good though.

Lana, Lola and Lila came down.

Lana: I thought we heard Tweety here.

Lola: Me too!

Me: That was me girls. I can imitate voices really well.

Lila: That is so cool J.D.

Lana: Can you do Yosemite Sam?

Me: I sure can. [Yosemite Sam voice] Yeah Yosemite Sam! The roughest, toughest, he man stuffest hombre thats ever crossed the Rio Grande!

They laughed.

Lori: That was so good J.D.

Lana: It sure was.

Me: I practiced with them.

[Cut to the next day at the school cafeteria, where Me, Lincoln, Cody, and Ronnie Anne are surrounded by many laughing classmates.]

Zach: [chuckling] Do another one, Lincoln!

Lincoln: Alright. [clears throat; Donkey voice] We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin'... I'm makin' waffles.

[All the classmates start laughing again.]

Me: That was a good Donkey from Shrek. I love that movie. Here's one. [Shrek voice] No. I'm an Ogre. Grab your torch and pitchforks!

Lincoln: [Donkey Voice] And you definitely need some tic tacs or something cause your breath stinks!

They laugh hysterically.

Lincoln: Alright, I've got one last one. [Yoda voice] The force strong in this one.

[The classmates laugh again.]

Ronnie Anne: That's a great Yoda.

Rusty: Man, I don't know how you're able to do this, buddy, but you're gonna be known as "The Boy of Many Voices" someday.

Lincoln: [thinks; Dan Aykroyd voice] Hmm... Sounds like a most beneficial venture to pursuit.

Cody: That's a good Dan Aykroyd.

Liam: [pulls out a flyer] Maybe you could go to this...

[The flyer is revealed to be for the Royal York Elementary Talent Show, which is in the next few months.]

Me: Royal York Elementary Talent Show? Lincoln that's perfect for you!

Lincoln: [takes the flyer from Liam, gets an idea; Gru voice] Lightbulb...

[Cut to a montage of Lincoln practicing most of his "impressions" for the talent show. However, as the days go on, the sisters get slightly more and more annoyed with how Lincoln keeps mimicking their voices in the process. Cut to several hours before the talent show, when the Loud sisters, sans Lisa and Lily, on the couch, watching TV, with Lincoln imitating Lola by balancing several books on his head in the background.]

Lincoln: [Lola voice] And that's why I deserve to be the next Cute N' Mean's Beauty Queen. [giggles and flutters his eyelashes]

Me: That's a good Lola.

Lola: That's it, I can't take this anymore! I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm getting sick and tired of hearing the sound of my own voice! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! [covers her ears with the couch pillows]

[Cut to Lincoln near Lisa's desk in her and Lily's room.]

Lincoln: [hugs Lisa, who struggles to get out of it] I can't thank you enough, Lisa! This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, thanks to you and your Voice Bobator.

Lisa: [corrects him] Combobulator.

Lincoln: No matter. [sets Lisa back in her chair] Wish me luck, Lis. [walks out of the room]

Lisa: [realizes something] Hey, Lincoln. There's actually this one major side effect to the Combobulator. Lincoln? [rushes out of her door and into the hallway] Lincoln, come back!

[It's too late now, since Lincoln has already left the Loud House and is on his way to the talent show, which is viewed by Lisa through the front window.]

Lisa: [deadpanned] And he's gone. [We all approach Lisa by the window.]

Lori: Lisa, you literally have to do something about Lincoln. He's literally been mocking us to no end for the last few months.

Me: It's not that bad guys.

Varie: I think it's really funny.

Vince: Same here. Wouldn't you agree Carol?

Carol: You know it Vincey.

Laney: Yeah. After all they do say that imitating someone is the most sincerest form of flattery.

Lana: That's right.

[Lola takes out a piece of paper, writes on it with a cat pen, and holds it up for Lisa to see.]

Lisa: [reads Lola's paper] "Now I can't even bare to hear the sound of my own voice because of him. Now, this is the way I'm gonna be communicating for a while?"

Luan: And he keeps beating me out in the pun game. Speaking of which... [tries to think of a pun for a brief amount of time] I got nothing now.

[The sisters, sans Lisa, sighs with relief.]

Lisa: Oh, pish posh. Anyone could beat you out in this [airquotes] "pun game". Watch. [clears throat] What did the mama kangaroo say to the baby kangaroo's brother?

[Luan shrugs.]

Lisa: Walla- let him be.

[Everyone, sans Lisa and Luan, applaud Lisa for her pun.]

Me: (Laughs) That was funny!

Eddy: (Laughs) That was a good one!

Luan: That was a good one, but still!

Lisa: [remembers the V.C.'s side effect] I know this is a little off-topic but... the device I used on Lincoln to change his voice has this one major side effect.

Me: Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.

Lana: And what is it?

Lisa: Let's just say the school will be in ashes by the time Lincoln's done with his act.

Rachel: What do you mean by that?

Lynn: Yeah. What are you getting at here?

Lisa: Basically, Lincoln will end up burning the school down with fire breath. [rubs her arm] I pretty much forgot to share that one detail with him before he left.

Me: Fire Breath!? You mean llike a dragon!?

[The others get wide-eyed and look at the screen.]

Others: Oh no...

Me: We got to get over there and fast! Come on!

We rush out the door.

[Cut to the talent show, where Giggles has just finished her bowling pin juggling unicycle act.]

Announcer: Quite a performance there, Ms. Giggles. Let's see the judges' thoughts.

[The three judges, with neutral expressions, each hold up a card with a 7 on it.]

Announcer: Looks like 7's all around, Giggles.

[Giggles walks off the stage, but not before honking her nose. Cut to Lincoln behind the curtains on stage right.]

Lincoln: Alright. Time to give it my all. [coughs, releasing a small orange flame from his mouth] Strange. [dismisses it] Oh, well. Time to get this on. [walks out from stage right]

Announcer: And now... making his debut on the stage... The Boy of Many Voices... Lincoln Loud!

[There's a large round of applause as Lincoln walks onto the stage.]

Lincoln: [Elvis voice] Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Cut to the sisters walking towards the school theater where the talent show is being held.]

Lisa: I have my suspicions this is where the talent show's being held, or where it used to be during Lincoln's act.

[They all rush in, only to bump into a bouncer, blocking the entryway.]

Lori: Greetings, mister. We would very much appreciate access to the talent show.

Bouncer: $5 per person for entry. [holds out his hand]

Me: I got this. Sir you may know us.

Bouncer: Oh wow! J.D. Knudson! Sorry I didn't recognize you.

Me: It's all right sir.

Bouncer: Please come on in.

[The bouncer opened the door and we rush inside and see Lincoln already performing his act.]

Luan: Time to go undercover. [laughs]

[The others glare at her.]

Luan: [exasperated] I'm burned out on puns now, OK?

[Cut to Lincoln doing masterful impressions of many media characters. Pan over to the sisters in stage right.]

Lynn: [looks through the contents of several boxes] There's got to be something we can use to get his attention. [dives into another box and pulls out a lasso rope] Aha!

[Lynn swings the rope around, and successfully ropes Lincoln from the center of the stage.]

Lincoln: [struggles against the rope; Indiana Jones voice] What is the meaning of this?

Me: Good Indiana Jones buddy.

Lisa: We had to stop you from going onstage so that-

Lincoln: [Jason Sudeikis voice] Wait, wait, wait. I'm beginning to realize that all of you are jealous and didn't want me to be in the talent show.

Luna: That isn't it, bro. You see-

Lincoln: [Jason Sudeikis voice] Stop right there... I finally found something that's mine, and I'm not gonna let any of you ruin it for me.

[Lola holds up a piece of paper that says, "But you still have [//theloudhouse.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:BatSam247/Making_The_Case_%2B_Sam that trophy from the video contest and all those short film awards] to lean back on."]

Lincoln: [Jason Sudeikis voice] True, but-

Lisa: [sighs] You'll end up burning the theater to the ground.

Lincoln: [normal voice] Huh?

Lisa: Yeah. You'll end up burning everything here with fire breath, which was an unforeseen side effect of the Voice Combobulator up until this point.

Me: It's a nasty side effect Lincoln. We came to warn you.

Lincoln: Hmm... I guess so. But just let me finish this. [begins to walk towards center stage]

Lisa: You can't go out there, Linc... [Lincoln doesn't hear her anymore; deadpanned] And... he's gone again.

[Cut to the confused announcer and judges as Lincoln walks back onstage.]

Lincoln: So, after that unexpected interruption, the grand finale. [about to do another impression, but coughs out some fire]

Announcer: Uh, is something the matter?

Lincoln: Eh, it's just heartburn.

[Cut to stage right]

Lana: Don't do this! Get out of here while you still can!

Lila: Come on Linc!

Lisa: He's gonna blow! [ducks and covers her head]

[Cut back to Lincoln, who ends up burping out bursts of fire onstage. Cut back to stage right.]

Me: Whoa!

Varie: That's intense!

Luna: I can't watch... [turns away]

Judge #1: Ooh. Haven't seen anything like this today...

[Cut back to Lincoln, who is now flying around the theater, while he is breathing fire. Said flames result in firewriting that reads, "Firewriting's all the rage now!"]

Me: "Firewriting's all the rage now!" That's interesting.

Judge #2: Such originality!

[Lincoln lands back on centerstage, where he has stopped breathing fire for now. Lincoln bends over, looking like he's about to blow chunks, until he breathes fire in a straight beam at the furthest back wall, resulting in an engraved version of "The Creation of Adam", but with Lincoln in place of Adam and Chris Savino in place of God. The judges look behind them to see the illustration.]

Judge #3: [gasps] The artistic genius!

Laney: That's The Creation of Adam Painting! Beautiful!

Me: Wow! Lincoln must've learned that from our Global Trip.

[Lincoln's fire beam shortens and eventually stops. One last breath of fire pushes Lincoln onto his back. Lincoln burps out a last flame of fire afterwards.]

Judge #1: [holds up a card that has a 10 on it] 10!

Judge #2: [holds up a 10 card too] 10!

Judge #3: [holds up a 10 card as well] 10!

Announcer: Looks like good old Lincoln has earned 3 perfect 10's! [heads to Lincoln with a trophy] Congratulations, Mr. Loud! You have just earned 1st place in the talent show!

Me: He got a perfect score!

Lincoln: [groans while coming to] Wait, I won? [takes the trophy from the announcer] This is the happiest day of my li-

[He accidentally breathes fire on the announcer, who is now covered in soot.]

Lincoln: Oops. Sorry about that.

Varie takes a feather duster and brushes him off.

[Cut to Lincoln putting the talent show trophy inside his trophy case.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Well, thanks to Lisa, I can breathe fire now, and maybe i can still do impressions. [clears throat; Scooby-Doo voice] Scooby-dooby-doo! [normal voice] Yeah! Still got it!

Me: Good Scooby Doo Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks J.D.

Me: Another Great Trophy for you buddy. Firewriting is awesome though. Also Firebenders can blow fire out of their mouths like the roar of a dragon.

Eion: That's right Lincoln.

Me: I can train you how to use this power as well Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks J.D.

Paige: Let me see if I can write something in fire.

Paige formed a flame on her finger and she wrote a message in fire. It said "I Love You Linky!"

Lincoln: I love you too Paige.

[Multiple red and orange irises appear and block out Lincoln.]

Lincoln: [pushes his head through the irises; Porky Pig voice, stutters] That's all, folks!

Me: Good Porky Pig Lincoln.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete

I would like to thank BatSam247 for letting me use his Fanfic Multiple Voices. Credit goes to you for a great fanfic. Thanks man. I can imitate many voices in real life and my friends get a good kick out of it. My favorites are the Looney Tunes Cartoons. Lincoln now has awesome voices and fire breath to boot. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.