User blog:MrTyeDye/Fanfiction: Garage Banned (Deleted Scene)

Just a silly short I decided to bang out. Enjoy!

[Back in the house in the living room, Luna is strumming her guitar and Lincoln is reading a comic.]

Luan: "Dang it, Luna! Your fog machine warped Mr. Coconuts' head!" [shows her dummy's disfigured head]

Luna: "Can't prove it, dude!"

Luan: "Lincoln, tell her she has to pay to get him fixed!"

Lincoln: "Um...okay. Luna, I think Luan has a point. You should pay up."

Luna: [shaking her fist threateningly] "You wanna think again, brah?"

Lincoln: No, I'm standing by my decision. I think you need to pay up.

Luna: Oh, that is it!

''[Luna grabs Lincoln by the shirt and throws him across the room, causing him to smack facefirst into the TV. She then stomps over to him, grabs his head and smashes it into the TV screen until it breaks. While Lincoln is lying on the floor, she grabs a tong from the fireplace and beats Lincoln with it repeatedly, leaving bloody welts and bruises all over his body. Then she throws the tong aside and kicks him hard in the stomach several times. Then she force-feeds him shards of broken glass from the TV, and when he starts choking on them, she goomba stomps him on the back. Then she grabs what's left of the TV, lifts it up and smashes it over his head. And then...''

...we suddenly cut to Lincoln and Luna sitting on the couch, perfectly calm and unharmed, looking at the camera.]

Lincoln: Hey, there. I'm Lincoln Loud. What you just saw looked pretty ridiculous, didn't it?

Luna: Yeah, that's 'cause it'd never happen.

Lincoln: You see, sometimes, when we get angry at each other, we say things we don't really mean, or we throw around threats that we would never follow through with. So if you see Luna shaking her fist at me, it doesn't mean she's actually going to brutalize me.

Luna: Right! Just yesterday Lisa said she was gonna kill me if she caught me using her oscilloscope to tune my guitar again. That doesn't mean she's actually gonna do it.

Lincoln: So chill out.

Luna: Please.