Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20181022222005/@comment-32807753-20181025230032

Lisa: What's going on here?

Lola: Oh, calm down, Lisa!

Lana: Yeah. As long as we don’t say something like “Pal-0 take us to the middle of nowhere, we should be…”

Pal-0: Taking you to middle of nowhere.

Lisa: Oh dear.

Lola: [sits next to small lever and sees an ugly rat on the ground.] EEEEEK! RAT! [accidentally pushes lever]

[Suddenly, rockets appear out of Pal-0’s back and Pal-0 blasts through the fence. Pal-0 and the three end up breaking through people’s gardens and backyards, leaving marks everywhere. The three scream and cling on for their lives. Eventually, they accidentally end up leaving the neighborhood and blast into a field of hills. Pal-0 blasts of from one of the hills like a ramp and Pal-0 crashes into the cold, hard ground. The three fly into the air and land in a bush]

Luan: Luckily, no one was hurt... except for you know, all of their bones and everything.

Lisa: [pops her head out] Oh dear… that was…

Lola: Fun?

Lana: Awesome?!

Lisa: No and no! That was dangerous and worst of all, destructive! You could’ve hurt my- [gasps] Pal-0!

Lana: [whispers] I don’t think Lisa is having any fun, Lola.

Lola: I can see that…

Lisa: Oh no! What have you done to him! He’s completely demolished!

[Pal-0 is entirely in pieces. Even his touchscreen is broken and cracked]

Lola: [guiltily] Uh… well… ahem. [acts reassuring] Calm down, Lisa. You can just build it back when we get home.

Lisa: I can’t just build this in five seconds you know! This project took me ages to complete. I spent all that time working hard on Pal-0 and all you did was make it all go to waste! Oh my invention…

Lana: We’re sorry, Lisa.

Lola: Yeah. We were only trying to have… fun.

Lisa: I see. So going against my will and messing with my robot despite me telling you not to is your definition of fun. Typical.