User blog:BatSam247/One-shot: Lincoln's Fanon Life

[The episode starts with Lincoln going into the kitchen, grabbing a soda.]

Lincoln: [sighs happily; to the viewers] There's nothing like a refreshing beverage to finish a hard school day's work.

[Lincoln begins to walk towards the living room, until he slips on Lily's rattle and his soda can goes airborne. It then spills on Lori's shirt and shoes as she has just walked in the house.]

Lincoln: Sorry, I-

[Lori's eyes turn red with anger.]

Lori: [growls like a panther] You have angered me for the last time!

[Lori grows to the size of a giant as she says this.]

[(This music plays during this scene .) Lincoln attempts to flee from her wrath, but he ends up getting stomped on by her, gets crushed by her fist, and then her hand in a comical manner. Lincoln gets dizzy from the three attacks, and then gets flicked off the screen by Lori's finger.]

[Lincoln is seen flying through the sky like a cannonball, past a large neon sign that says, "Fanfiction" with an arrow, while screaming. He lands on the ground, reduced to a puddle in front of Clyde, who picks him back up.]

[Clyde is then dragged to a digital recycle bin by a mouse cursor. Then, Lincoln sees super angry versions of his sisters running towards him. He screams and his brain pops out his head on a spring. He then runs away.]

Chorus:  ♫ Lincoln's Fanon Life ♫| Lincoln's Fanon Life.

[Cut to Lincoln running through a city backdrop where giant versions of Bratty Kid, Chandler, and Chuck are holding giant hammers. They attempt to smush him with their hammers, but Bratty Kid and Chuck end up smushing the sisters instead. Chandler, however, nails Lincoln.]

Lincoln: [screaming]

[Lincoln pops back up like it was nothing and starts running and screaming again. He runs past several big pieces of nightmare-fuel art of his sisters as well as other Loud Booru pics similar to them, which sprout from the ground.]

Chorus:  ♫  Lincoln's Fanon Life  ♫

[Lincoln runs past Mr, Grouse's house, still screaming. He then reaches the Loud House, runs inside, and closes the front door behind him. Cut to Lincoln in his dark room with his door cracked, still shaken by what had happened outside.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] That was  anything but a hoot. [lies down on his bed with a traumatized look]

THE END