User blog:InklingBear/Rita's Thicc Night Out

A/N: '''This fanfic is dedicated to all the members in the discord server that asked for something like this, I hope you enjoy. Shoutouts to MaverickGuy720, Jaylop97, FreeSpirit98, AenimaNerd, ReidoBandito2, Goth Loli, American Titan, ChristopherDobelman, BurgerTac and the rest.'''

Rita's Thicc Night Out
 7:00PM

Today was the day. The one day she has been waiting for for a long while. Having to look after eleven children in a big old house, she was bound to catch a well deserved break sooner or later. The last time she ever did something fun was almost two full decades ago when she had way more than a lot of fun with her hubby, Lynn Sr. And on this particular day, she was finally going to get that break.

A night out to do whatever she wanted.

“Finally,” Rita said. “A nice night out for fun!”

Where did she plan to go tonight? The mall? A concert? Maybe even a bar? Who knows. What mattered to her the most was getting out of that house today. She was very excited to the point that she had absolutely no idea what to do for her special day.

The mother of the house was ecstatic. “Oh, they have no idea how long I’ve been wanting a day like this to come!” she said before she turned to the reader. “All these darn kids in this house are giving me such a rough time for the past few weeks!”

She flashbacked to observing Leni trying on a new dress that she made herself. It was a bit flashy for her that she had to squint her eyes just a teeny bit. Rita voiced over the events. “Like the time that I volunteered to help Leni by voicing my thoughts on her fashion sense.”

Leni turned to Rita as she asked a simple piercing question. “Too empty?”

She had another flashback to Luna thrashing about on her guitar like she does pretty much every single day. The chords were so loud that her ears were on the verge to almost bleeding. She plugged her ears to block out some of the noise to no avail but that did nothing to help.

“Then Luna needed my assistance with her progression on her chords she needed to whip up.”

The woman noticed a sour note in the chords the fifteen year old rockstar was performing. “That’s a little dissonant!” Rita yelled.

Rita went to another flashback where all of a sudden there was absolute chaos happening right in the living room as she casually walked through the front door of the Loud house. All of the children, including the pets were there causing a wreck inside the interior as if it was a no limit war zone. There were even splatters of food and fluff were painted over the walls. “...And don’t even get me started with all the chaotic things they do in this house sometimes.” she said, voicing over the event.

She got an eye full of the chaotic action for at least five entire seconds before she stepped back outside, closing the door. She exhaled deeply. “I would kill for a well deserved break from these dang kids.”

The flashback was over. Rita was still not done talking about how she was going to plan her night out. She headed down a flight of stairs with her purse ready to go as she headed towards the front door.

“And now that I’ve been able to make it through all those tough days being the parent in this family, I’m going to make the most out of this night.” she said with great confidence.

She had herself thinking for a second or two. “But I might not ever get another day like this again…” she said before she let out an irritated sigh. She stopped a few inches away from the door. Her hands were in her head now. “What am I gonna do?”

A small moment of silence later, she removed her hands away from her head as she caressed the door knob of the front door. “I’m sure something will come to me sooner or later.” she said before sighing.

As she opened the door to head out, she was stopped by a voice reaching out to her. It was the eldest of the sibling bunch, Lori Loud. She was about to head back upstairs to finish her chat session with Bobby until she noticed her mother standing inches away from exiting the house. “Mom, where are you going?” she asked with a spark of curiosity.

Her mother came up with an answer on the spot. “I’m just going out for some air.” she said as she prepared herself to close the door from behind. “Keep quiet about this okay?”

Rita finally closed the door as casually as she could before walking over to Vanzilla. She could have taken a chance and simply be honest about what her true intent was and hope that Lori wouldn’t make a deal about it. But no. It was her night, and she was going to get it. She hopped inside the vehicle before she started the ignition seconds later.

Lori decided to look out the window as she heard Vanzilla running. She observed with her very eyes that she left the driveway and onto the road wherever it took her. The teenager was a little suspicious abour her mother now. “Now where does she literally think she’s going..?” Lynn Sr. walked into the living room wondering where his wife could be at this hour. No luck. He soon turned to Lori for any leads as the sounds of barking and meowing omitted from the kitchen.

“Lori, do you know where your mother is?” he asked. “She was supposed to help me with an experimental dish I was working on. Not only that, I can’t get those dang animals to leave the food alone!”

Lori turned to her father now. She decided to cover for her mother while she was out in the city. “Uh… I really don’t know.” she answered. “And I was planning to get back to chatting with-”

*Crash*

The sound of the father’s dish hit the checkered floor of the kitchen. Lynn Sr. panicked with a small yip. It was that moment that he feared that the pets would find a way to get into his food.

“You’re gonna have to put your chat on hold, darling.” the father said. “Now I gotta redo my entire dish and I need your help getting these pets under control!”

He zipped back into the kitchen. Lori was greatly irritated with what just happened. She sighed. “This is literally going to be a big pain in the neck.” she uttered.

Upstairs in her room, Bobby was still waiting for Lori to come back to her laptop. The recent messages he sent to her was as follows:

“Babe? U still there?”

“I can’t wait for you to see this.”

“...Hello?”

''' (to be continued very soon!)