User blog:Wolverine-Man/Fanfiction - Would You Rather

Would You Rather is Wolverine-Man's first fanfiction.

''Synopsis: One day, the Loud kids discover a new game that they've never played before. What will their opinions be on it?''

'''NOTE: I will be using the ideas that I've come up with and Lucasthewikiguy13's suggestions for this fanfic, so I'll have to distinguish them. My ideas will be in italic writing and Lucas' suggestions will be in bold. Other than that, enjoy!'''

''It was yet another day at the Loud House and all the Loud kids were doing their routines like they always did. Lincoln was reading an Ace Savvy comic in his underwear, Lori was texting her boyfriend (and Clyde's nemesis) Bobby, you get the idea. Speaking of which...''

Lori: (Reading text) Hey, have you played Would You Rather? (Texting back) No, what is that?

We suddenly gilligan cut to Lori explaining to her sisters and Lincoln about the game in Lori and Leni's room.

Lori: Apparently, Would You Rather is a game where you're given two options and you must pick which one you'd rather do, hence "Would You Rather".

Lincoln: This sounds like it could be an interesting game.

Everyone else agreed with their only brother.

Lori: I'll go first. Lincoln, would you rather hang out with your older sisters, or your younger sisters?

''Lincoln looked conflicted for a bit. He loved all of his sisters equally, so how could he have one half other the other?''

Lincoln: Would it be fine to say both?

Lori: I think it's against the rules to say both. The same applies for neither options, so you gotta pick.

Lincoln: Crud. Uh... sorry, but maybe my older sisters.

The older sisters were touched, while the younger ones were disappointed, but knew that Lincoln loved all of them equally.

Lori: Who wants to go next?

''Cue everybody raising their arms and shouting "Me! Oh, oh, me!" like students in a class.''

Lori: Yes... (Points at...) Lucy?

Leni: Doh, I didn't get picked.

Lucy: Fret not, Leni. You'll get picked sometime in this game, which I am somewhat enjoying so far.

This brought a smile to Leni's face.

Lucy: Lynn, would you rather do the Ice Bucket challenge, or Alligator Wrestling?

Lynn: Wait--

Everyone sans Lucy: ALLIGATOR WRESTLING?!

Leni: Whoever came up with that must have had their brains so rotted by video games that they thought a concept as crazy as that would be a good idea for a sport!

Lori: They literally need to be locked up!

Lana: I may be a fan of alligators, but I wouldn't wrestle 'em!

Lisa: (Breaking the fourth wall) The average weight of an alligator is seven hundred and ninety pounds anyway, so unless you're Lynn, you have a very low chance of wrestling one. And combine that with the chances of losing a limb trying to do it.

Lynn: Maybe Ice Bucket challenge cuz I don't wanna get eaten.

Lincoln: Plus, you'd get a lot of hits.

Lynn: Why you!

Everyone laughs as Lynn growls.

Lana: Lola, would you rather lose a pageant or lose your tiara?

Lola: A pageant because if you lay a FINGER on my tiara...

Fearful gulps could be heard throughout the room.

Leni: I'll-I'll go next. Uh, Lily, would you rather suck on a bottle of milk or your dummy?

Lily: Milk.

Luan: Me next. Luna, would you rather play in a concert or go on a world tour?

Luna: Dudette, that's not even a question. Concert anyday.

Lincoln: Lana, which extinct animal would you rather see alive today, Sarcosuchus or Titanoboa?

Lana: That would be so coooool! Maybe Sarcosuchus.

Lily: Wori, (Babbles)

Luan: She said "would you rather be on your phone all day or be with Bobby all day?"

Lori: Literally no contest.

''Everyone rolled their eyes. They immediately knew Lori's choice, Leni of course being the exception. (It was Bobby)''

Lynn: Lucy, would you rather watch Dracula or Frankenstein?

Lucy: Dracula. He's much more goth than Frankenstein, like I am.

Lynn: No kidding there.

Leni: Lisa, would you rather be normal for a day or dumb for a day?

Lori: (Whispering) Says the dumb one.

Lisa: Why would I want to be dumb? Heck, why would anyone want to be dumb instead of normal? Because that effortlessly gets my vote.

Lola: Lana, (Snickers) would you rather dress up like me for a day or not play in the mud for a whole day?

''Lana growled with embrassed anger, cheeks turning red. Everyone else laughed.''

Lana: I'd rather stay away from actual fun than put on girly clothes! I'll go next! Lynn, would you rather win at baseball or win at football?

Lynn: Hmm... football, probably.

Lincoln: Luan, how would you rather get pranked: Sit on a whoopee cushion or have a cream pie thrown at your face?

Luan: Maybe a whoopee cushion cuz at least I'd be tootin' instead of getting messy.(Laughs)

Lori: Lucy, would you rather be a writer in poetry, or a writer in goth?

Lucy: Oh, how I wish I could pick both. But if I have to pick one of these options, I would have to go with poetry.

Lori: Lincoln, would you rather have brown hair or black hair?

Lincoln: If I had to choose, I'ld probably pick brown hair.

Lisa: Lana, '''would you rather have a pet alligator or a pet crocodile? '''Both would be very grave risks.

Lana: Maybe a crocodile.

Lynn: Lola, would you rather not wear your princess clothes for a day or play in the mud with Lana?

Lana: Hah! I have my vengeance, Lola!

Lola: Don't think I'll share your disgusting habits in a million years, Lana!

''Lana stuck her tongue out at her foil. This caused Lola more anger and she tackled Lana, resulting in a big ball of violence. Lori pulled them apart.''

Lori: Luan, would your rather give up pranking or give up Mr. Coconuts?

Luan gasped.

Luan: I could never give up my joking buddy! I'd rather give up pranking!

Lincoln: Lori, if you weren't able to hang out with Bobby for a whole day, who would you hang out with instead, Clyde and Ronnie Anne?

Lori: At least Ronnie Anne wouldn't get a gross nosebleed, so I pick her.

Leni: Lily, would you rather give up your teddy bear or give up your blanket?

''Lily gasped. After a moment, she gave her answer with great reluctance.''

Lily: Teddy.

Lincoln: We're saying for asking you that Lily.

Lily: OK, Incoln.

Lola: Lisa, would you rather go back in time or go to the future?

Lisa: Maybe go back in time so I can study the DNA samples of the dinosaurs, possibly even make my own hybrid.

Lori: Don't you remember what happened when they did that in Jurassic World?

Lisa: At least we'd be rich.

Lori: Yeah, and then eaten alive in a single bite.

Lynn: Leni, would you rather have your hair ruined or your dresses ruined?

Leni's reaction to that was the same as Lily's.

Leni: I can't have either of them ruined!

Lynn: You gotta answer, Leni.

Leni: OK. Um, maybe my hair cuz I could always buy a replacement.

Lincoln:  Just make sure Lori's not buying a dress as well. We don't want a repeat of last time. do we?

Everyone else: Uh uh.

Lincoln: OK, last one, and this is for all of you.

The sisters got ready for the grand finale.

Lincoln: Say I get kidnapped by the Joker from Batman and he locks me in Arkham Asylum. When you find me, Joker gives you two choices of what he will do to me before he decides to let you bring me home: He'll either torture me like he did with Robin in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker until I become as insane as him or paralyze me by shooting me in the abdomen like he did with Batgirl in The Killing Joke. Like Lori said, you won't able to say neither, because that would take away Joker's fun. Which one would all of you pick to save me?

You bet Lincoln had recieved shocked stares from his sisters.

Luna: What is up with you giving these type of speeches, bro?

Leni: Yeah!

Lori: The fact you're not an author is literally astonishing.

Lincoln: So what do you pick?

Lisa: Well, at least if he paralyzes you like he did with Batgirl, you won't go insane and it took a year until Robin was restored to sanity so I might have to go with that option.

Lori: You know, I think you're right.

''Cue all the agreements. ''

Lori: And then I'd literally turn him into a human pretzel!

''Everyone started laughing. Then, they heard their father's voice from downstairs.''

Lynn Sr.: Kids! Dinner!

Lori: That was actually pretty fun.

Lola: Yeah. I actually enjoyed that.

Lily: Fun!

''Everyone else agreed on how fun the new game they had just played. ''

Lincoln: I think it's dinnertime now.

Sisters: Oh, yeah!

''Then they all dashed downstairs, not wanting their dinner to get cold. ''

THE END