Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20190120212804/@comment-32807753-20190121194210

[Lincoln looks over to see an upset Lynn with trars rolling down her eyes]

Lynn: Yes... they were stupid! Just like me...

[Lincoln hugs Lynn]

Lincoln: Come on, Lynn. You know thats not true.

Lynn: Dont lie to me! Yes it is all my fault!

Lincoln: No it isn't! I already forgave you for that incident anyway. I still love you, Lynn.

[Lynn leans her head on Lincoln]

Lincoln turned his head towards Lynn, who was now stomping across the beach towards him. "Lemme ask you this, buster," she seethed. "If my superstitions are so 'stupid', then how come you were trying so hard to get the family to buy into them?!"

Oh, geez. This again.

"Um..." he muttered, backing away from Lynn as his rage petered out.

"Hey, yeah!" cried Lori, as she too began edging towards Lincoln. "You literally broke my golf clubs just to convince me you were bad luck!"

"N-not on purpose!" cried Lincoln. "I was just trying to drop them, not break them!"

"Even if I'm gonna believe that, you still went out of your way to make yourself look like a jinx," said Lori. "Why?"

Lincoln: [becomes silent] Uh...

Luna: Yeah. Why did you break Lori's golf clubs?

Lincoln: I didnt mean to... it was just... it just happened. You know? See Lynn? It wasnt your fault.