User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: One of the Boys

Lincoln and Clyde were looking for food.

He ate PB with his hands, which Lola thought rude.

He burped in front of Luan, who told a joke at his expense,

And Clyde said, "With sisters, these problems are immense:

I need to wait to use the bathroom for a very long time,

When I visit Ronnie Anne they want me to look sublime,

They reject all my ideas to go to the mall,

And when I got a thumb cramp I was smothered by them all.",

And Lincoln, concluding his rant to Clyde, said,

"I wish that I had ten brothers instead."

That night, or rather, what looked like that night,

Lisa showed him a device which was quite a sight.

It allowed him to go to a world with ten bros.

Lincoln said, "How did you make one of those?!".

"No questions, just get in," the genius did say,

"But if you want to come back, then do so in a day."

Lincoln landed in the hallway and saw nothing strange,

But then he saw that his sisters had all made a change:

They were all boys and they went to Dairyland.

The brothers thought burping and farting was grand.

They went out for pizza and went home to see,

Their parents' genders were normal but their clothes had swapped. "We,

Shall pile on our father!", the Loud brothers said.

Lynn Sr. said, "Would this happen with daughters instead?".

Lincoln found that the linen closet wasn't his room,

And that he'd bunk with boy-Lynn and Lars in his tomb.

Lincoln didn't want to be back the next day,

So he took off the watch and he threw it away,

But the next day they woke him up by punching the boy.

Maybe living with them was not total joy.

He went to the bathroom and found it a mess.

He gave out a shriek as though he was in distress.

Luke gave him a swirly and the rest laughed at Linc.

Even Leon bit him-- Is this what the writers really think,

Of all boys but Lincoln? Well, anyway,

Linc tried to go out with Ronnie Anne that day.

The twins stole his shirts so he had none to put on.

Lane pulled his pants right up and his dignity was gone,

When they all gave him a Dutch oven and Linc said, "That's enough!

I've had it with these guys who all treat me rough!".

Lexx found the watch and they passed it around.

Linc got it and Lynn pulled his pants to the ground.

He woke up in bed and the boys all came in,

But instead of acting like exaggerated versions of Lynn,

They said that they heard him scream in the night,

And wanted to know if he was all right.

He'd turned into a girl and Linka was his name.

It was all a dream and his sisters all came,

Into his room and said, "Are you OK?".

Linc destroyed Lori's watch and she said, "You will pay."

He said, "With a swirly?" and Lori said, "No,

I just want you to buy one with some of your dough."

Lincoln said, "I'm happy with the world I'm in,

Where my sisters are not like that, except, sometimes, Lynn."