User blog:Thomperfan/Loud, Heartwarming and Random- Leni

(It starts with Leni sleeping in bed. She takes off her sleeping mask and opens her eyes and sees me smiling at her. She screams in surprise.)

Me: SURPRISE!!! (blows a noise-maker, while cheery brass music plays) Happy 1 year anniversary, Leni!

Leni: (still a little drowsy, but touched) Oh, Noey, you remembered. Thank you.

(she pulls me in for a smooch)

Me: Ah, that feels so good. I can’t believe, we’ve been dating for a whole year.

Leni: Totes! And I can’t wait for the romantics things we’re going to do today.

Me: Trust me, you’re going to love what I have planned. First, we’re gonna go to the mall for 2 hours of shopping, and then for the grand finale, a romantic dinner for two at the Burpin Burger.

Leni: (gasps) O-M-Gosh! That sounds amazing!

Me: Yep, it is. Just meet me at my house at 2:00 PM.

Leni: Don’t worry, I’ll be there.

(We have one last smooch and I head out)

2:00 P.M.

(I’m just waiting in the living room for Leni. Sofia’s also there. Just then, there’s a knock on the door)

Me: Oh, that must be her right now.

(I go to the door and open the door and gasp in awe. Leni’s wearing her sunset dress, she got at the mall. It has purple about a third looking down, also violet, and red, and orange, and yellow at the brim)

Me: (In awe) Oh, my god, Leni… You’re… You’re so beautiful.

Leni: (giggles) Thanks, Noey. I’d knew you’d love my outfit. You do love it? Right?

Me: (Still in awe) O-of course I love it. And I have tell you, y-you look so… sexy.

Leni: (gasp; excited) You really think I’m sexy?!

Me: Well, I always thought you were sexy, but not like this. This is a whole nother level of sexy.

Leni: Oh, Noey. You are the sweetest.

(We’re about to kiss when…)

Sofia: Ahem! Don’t you two lovebirds have somewhere to be?

Me: Oh, yeah, we do. Thank you, Sofia. (to Leni) Shall we?

(I crook my arm to allow Leni to loop her arm through it.)

Leni: We shall.

(She does just that and we head out. Cuts to us at the Royal Woods Mall.)

Me: So, Leni. Where do you want to go first? You say it and we’ll go there.

Leni: Hm. (Notices something) Oooh, look a hat stand!

(She runs over)

Me: Leni, wait for me! (I run after her)

(Cuts to us trying on hats. I find a hat that looks like Lana’s and put it on.)

Me: Hey, Leni, Look! I'm wearing Lana's hat!

Leni: Oh, hi, Lana. Where'd did Nolan go?

Me: (I take off the hat) Leni, It's me. I'm just wearing a hat that looks like Lana's.

Leni: Oh, good one!

Me: You find a hat, you like?

Leni: Yup! (Holds a green hat with pink stripes and puts it on) What do you think?

Me: Beautiful. Goes with your outfit.

(Leni smiles for that statement)

Me: So, where do you want to go next?

Leni: Well…

(Cuts to a montage of us going around the mall. First we go to the shoe store and Leni tries on different shoes, then we go to a dress store and Leni gets on some new dresses, then we stop for some frozen yogurt. Then it cuts to Leni walking as I carry her stuff.)

Leni: Wow, that was totes fun!

Me: Yep, and it’s just the beginning. Next, we’re heading to the beach.

Leni: (Squeals) Let’s go!

(She’s about to run off.)

Me: Leni, wait! Let’s get all of this stuff back to your place first.

Leni: Oh. OK.

(Cuts to us walking to the Burpin Burger.)

Me: Are you ready, for the best dinner date of your life?

Leni: Yes, yes I am!

(We arrive at the Burpin Burger. I hold the door open for her.)

Me: Ladies first.

(Leni giggles and walks inside. I follow her in. We walk up to the cash register)

Me: Excuse me sir. We’d like two big belchers please.

Cashier: OK, that’ll be $10.

Me: No problem. (I hand him $10) Keep the change.

Leni: Come on, Nolan. Let’s go sit down.

Me: Nope. Uh-Uh. We’re not going to eat here.

Leni: Well then where are we gonna eat?

(Cuts to park, with me walking Leni to a certain spot, with her eyes closed. I take a blanket and spread it out.)

Me: OK, you can open your eyes now.

(Leni opens her eyes and gasps)

Leni: Oh Noey, it’s beautiful.

(she sits down. I take out our brugers)

Me: Your meal, madame.

Leni: (giggles) Thank you, kind sir.

(She takes her burger and we eat our burgers. Just then a guy, with a black leather jacket and elvis hairdo walks by and sees Leni, and likes the way she looks.)

Guy: Oooh, baby. I spy me one hot mama. Time to mingle.

(The guy walks over to Leni)

Guy: Hey there, beautiful.

Leni: (notices the guy) Um, excuse me, are you talking to me?

Guy: Of course, hottie. Who else would I be talking to?

Me: Uh, excuse me, me and her are on a-

Guy: Quiet, shrimp. (to Leni) Come on, cutie. Ditch the little kid and come with me. We can catch a movie, eat some pizza-

Leni: Sorry, mister, but I already have a boyfriend.

Guy: Who?

Leni: Nolan, that guy over there. (points to me)

Me: Yeah! And right now we’re on a date!

Guy: (laugh) Oh, wait. You’re serious? Oh girl, you need to find a new boyfriend, because he is way too little to date someone like you.

Me: Hey, I’ll have you know, I grew two inches since my last birthday!

Guy: I said, can it, short stuff! (to Leni) So what do you say, girl. Wanna blow this popsicle stand.

Leni: (starting to get angry) Listen here, mister! I don’t who you think you are barging in on my date like this, but I will have you know, I’m already in a great relationship with a guy, who’s way better than you’ll ever be! So make like a bee and BUZZ OFF!

Guy: Ooh, a girl who plays hard to get. Ha ha. I like your style, baby. (puckers his lips for a smooch)

Leni: EW! Get away from me you creep!

(She punches him in the face.)

Guy: (now mad) Oh, you just made a big mistake. Sorry girl, I love you, but since you just punched me, I’m gonna have to get even with you.

(He’s about to charge at Leni, when I speak up.)

Me: (off-screen) Leave her alone!

(The guy stops and turns to look at me.)

Guy: What did you just say?

Me: I said, leave her alone!

Guy: (laughs) You just never take a hint, do you? Listen kid, we’re grown-ups, and you’re just a little kid. And we’re handling things like real adults. So why don’t you go along and be cute somewhere else. OK?

Me: Alright. If that’s what you want. (yells) CUTE COMBO ATTACK!!

Guy: Wait, what the-

(I make a bunch of cute poses, which make the guy, dizzy and almost fall over.)

Guy: Aw, the cuteness! It’s… Too much.

(He falls over and doesn’t get back up. I run over to Leni)

Me: Come Leni, lets get out of here.

(Me and Leni run off. Cuts to us back at the house.)

Me: Leni, I’m sorry about what happened there. I was just trying to help you, and-

Leni: Are you kidding me?! That was so awesome! Where you learned to do that?

Me: Oh, Lola taught me.

Leni: Wow. But seriously, Noey. This anniversary has been so perfect. You really made it special.

Me: I did?

Leni: Yes, you did. And I can’t think of any other guy, I’d be more proud to have as my boyfriend than you.

Me: (blushing) Aw shucks. It was nothing. (realizing something.) Oh by the way. I almost forgot my present for you.

(I take out a box, with Leni’s name on it.)

Leni: Ooh, what is it?

Me: Open it and see.

(Leni opens her present, and it reveals to be a chocolate bar in the shape of Leni.)

Leni: Aw, Noey. You remembered chocolate is my favorite. This has been the best anniversary ever.

(Leni leans in and kisses me on the lips. This goes on for 5 minutes and then we stop.)

Leni: I love you Noey.

Me: I love you more.

Leni: Now come on, sweetie. Let’s go inside and get ready for bed.

Me: Oh boy! I can’t wait!

(Me and Leni hold hands and head inside.)