Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170702003255

Me: "That is called a steering wheel. So Leni, are you ready to get started?"

Leni: "WAIT! I need my special driving outfit!" [changes into her special driving outfit and makes a couple of poses]

Me: Aw yeah, work it Leni, WORK IT.

Lincoln: "Great. So, can we get sta-"

Leni: "WAIT! I need my special driving smoothie!"

Me: "Oh, I'd like one too."

[Leni makes smoothies for Ray and herself and they both take our sips]

Leni: "It's a soy pumpkin cookie crumble cream. It's seasonal!"

Me: "I must say this smoothie is amazing."

Lincoln: "Great. So, now can we-"

Leni: "WAIT!"

Lincoln: [exasperated] "What is it now?"

Leni: "Ray, aren't you gonna open the door for me?" [takes another sip of her smoothie]

Me: "Of course, anything for the lady." [Pretends to open a car door with the sofa as the car] "Click! Creak!"

Leni: "What a gentleman." [sits down]

[The game starts and Leni's image is the player]

Me: "Okay Leni, all you have to do is keep the steering wheel straight, and you'll-"

[As soon as Leni starts playing, she crashes into the wall and the game is over]

Leni: "Like that?"

Me: "Uh... let's try again."

[Leni chooses to continue]

Me: "Now just keep the wheel stra..."

[Leni crashes again]

Me: "Okay, one more time."

[Leni continues]

Me: "Now the road is straight, so keep the wheel stra..."

[Leni crashes again and her virtual self jumps out of the car and it explodes, resulting in yet another game over.]

Me: Aaaaaaww.

Lincoln: [irritated by his sister's incompetence] "Leni! You have to stay on the road!"

Leni: [tosses controller in frustration]"But, what's the point? We're not going anywhere fun!"

Me: "Uh, Sure we are! We're going to, uh...the mall!"

Leni: [gasps and takes controller back] "Why didn't you say so?"

Game announcer: "GAME ON!"

[This time, Leni plays the game like a pro with words of praise such as "Good!", "Holy Cow!" and "Dang, Girl!" appear on-screen]

Lincoln: "Wow!"

Me: "Go, Leni!"

Leni: [her player stuck behind a Sunday driver] "Move it, slowpoke! Mama needs a new driving dress!" [drives off a billboard and moves ahead; gets to the mall at the end of the level and beats Lincoln and Ray's high scores.]

Me: [amazed} "That was incredible!"

Leni: [has her virtual self punch an old lady] "Outta my way, granny!"

Lincoln: "Easy there, Fast and Furious." [takes away the controller]

Leni: "BUT I HAVE TO GET TO THE MALL!"

Lincoln: "The mall can wait."

Me: " First you've got a driving test to pass."[Leni grins and heads out the door]

Me and Lincoln: "Go, Leni, go! Go, Leni, go!" [notices Leni went in the wrong direction]

Lincoln: "Wait! The bus stop is that way!" [Leni turns around and heads the other way]

Me and Lincoln: "Go, Leni, go! Go, Leni, go!"