User blog:AustinDR/Fanfiction: Who Wants Chowder?

(Episode begins with Lincoln, Lisa, Leni, and Lola sitting in the living room)

Lincoln: Alright, guys, I have eight crates f ipecac from some random stranger. Whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

[They all drink some bottles]

Lincoln: Alright here we go. How is everyone doing?

Lisa: Other than indulging in this idiotic game? Good so far.

Lola: Nothing yet.

Lincoln: Alright, cool, cool. I don't know if you had any of that pie yet, but taht's some tasty stuff. I believe that it's from some bake sale that Mom.....BLUEEEUGHHHHHH!!!!

Lola: (giggles) One down. I think I know someone who's not getting an.....BLEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Leni: Like I feel....funny.

Lisa: Well, I feel great. I conclude that I'll be the one to get the l......HUEEEEEGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Leni: Yay! I win! I get to eat.......BLEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lola: Why....why didn't anyone tell me......HUEGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Lincoln: Help, my insides are on fi.........BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Lola: (she gently rocks herself on the couch in a fetal position) No.....please no more, no.....BRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Leni: Linky, I'm sca.......BLEEEEHHHHHORRRRR!!!!

Lisa: Get the phone...call 9-1......HUEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lincoln: Mom, Mom!! Get in here ri.....BLAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lisa: (sighs heavily) OK, I think that's it. It's all go......BLOOOOORPPPPPP!!!!

Lola: (sobbing) I don't wanna! I don't wanna th......BLARRRRRRRRR!!!!

Lisa: Lincoln, I need you to hold my ears and.....LLLLLEEEEEE!!!!

Lincoln: BLEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[They stop for a moment; it seems that their vomiting has subsided]

Rita: (walks in with a pot full of chowder) Who wants chowder?

[They all vomit again]