Thread:ReidoBandito2/@comment-32082639-20171230212314

So sloths are my favorite animal and I heard that there were these new sloth toys called sloth fingerlings. So I asked my mom for one for christmas, and she said she got me one but it wouldn't arrive by christmas. I'm okay with that.

So today it arrived. I open up the box and what's in there?

A monkey.

I threw it out.

Besides bugs, I hate monkeys more than ANY OTHER ANIMAL THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. This is because Sloths are my favorite animal, and in my mind, monkeys are just cheap ripoffs of sloths that get way more popularity. And she didn't even care that I threw it out because she knows I hate monkeys. It cost her 20 dollars and I threw it out in rage not even caring.

Thats why I'm mad 