User blog:BatSam247/The Diary of A Loud (Alternate)

[The episode starts with Lincoln carrying a bag, coming out of Vanzilla, along with his family.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Today, it was family bonding time. The idea sounded convincing, but in reality, we just went to the mall, much to my sisters' delight. At least I managed to get something out of all this. [pulls out a journal from his bag] I decided that I could write about my feelings and adventures, so what better place to write it than a journal?

Lori: When you're done talking to yourself, bro, you can come help us with these bags.

Lincoln: What are you talking about?

Lynn: You know, about family bonding time today, and how you got a journal from the mall?

Lincoln: [gasps] How do you know that?

Lisa: Because you said all of that out loud.

Lincoln: [to the viewers] I know that they said I said that out loud, but there's no way I did. They have no idea what's going on in my super-mind.

Luna: Super-mind?

Lincoln: [gasps] Gotta go! [rushes into the house]

Leni: Lincoln, you forgot your bag!

[Lincoln comes back for his shopping bag and goes back in the house.] WIP