User blog:LoudFanWolf/No Fighting Matter

No Fighting Matter, a story by LoudFanWolf.

It was a usual summer day in the Loud House, everyone was out, doing their things that they did in the summer, while Luan decided to stay home and work on of some her comedy routines. As Luan was waklking around the house reciting some of her jokes, she noticed her boyfriend ditting on the living room couch, looking unusually angry.

Derek was angry, for he had just had an intense argument with his mother, and since he knew that at least ONE person would be at Loud House, he deicided to head there to cool off. However, Derek had just sat down on the living room couch and was still reeling from the argument with his mother, when Luan walked in front of the TV, annoying Derek. Luan, not really taking her boyfriends sour face into account smiled at him and asked "Hey, Derk, wanna hear a knock-knock joke I just made up?"

Derek groaned. "Sure, what is it?"

"Knock knock."

"Ugh, who's there?"

"Tank."

"Tank who?"

"You're welcome. Haha, get it?"

Derek, who usually laughed at Luans puns, replied to her rhetorical question with a glare. This unusual glare from her boyfriend caught Luan off guard. "Uh, Derk, what's wrong?" Luan asked, concerned.

Derek exhaled through his nose like an angry bull. "Oh, nothing, I just reallly wasn't in the mood for my annoying girlfriends annoying puns." Derek snapped. This insulting statement from her usually very loving, very caring boyfriend took Luan by surprise. "Derk, what's the matter with you?"

"Like I said, nothing, I just want to be left alone, and not be annoyed by unfunny girlfriend!" Derek snapped again.

"What?" Luan asked, shocked. "But you've walwys found me to be funny. Seriously, Derk, what's wrong with you?" Luan asked, becoming sad that her boyfriend was uncharacteristically treating her like this.

"NOTHING! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU UNFUNNY, BUCK-TOOTHED HACK!" Derek yelled, causing Luan to jump back.

Luan then felt tears brimming her eyes, she couldn't believe what her boyfriend just said to her. This wasn't the Derek she knew, this wasn't the kind, gentle, sweet Derek whom she was glad to call her boyfriend, the Derek who made her laugh and smile. This Derek was mean, spiteful, this Derek made her both sad and angry, as he had used insecurities as a means to insult her, and her Derek would even think of doing that. Luan snapped back at Derek with "FINE THEN, YOU FAT, PIMPLE-FACED EMO! I will leave you alone, as long as my boyfriend comes back after I leave you alone! Because whoever this is that's sitting on my familys couch clearly is not my boyfriend, and I don't know what you've done with real boyfirend, but you better bring him back to me soon!" Luan yelled, before running up the stairs, and slamming her bedroom door shut.

"Finally!" Derek groaned in relief. Now Derek could finally cool down, and watch some TV. As he watched George Lopez reruns on TV, Derek was feeling loads better. The terrible argument with his mother completely leaving his mind as he laughed at the antics of the Lopez family. But as one problem left his mind, he soon realzied that he he had caused another, his returning happy mood retreating as he remembered everything he said to his wonderful beauitful girlfriend only an hour before. "What have I done?" Derek thought regretfully, as he remebered everything he said to Luan. How could he have said those things, especially to the girl to lit his life up like a bonfire? How could Derek Derek have said tose things to the giirl who made him laugh and smile everyday? How could Derek say those aweful things to Luan, the girl whmom he was happy to call his girlfriend? Derek knew that he had to apologize to her immediately, and so, as he walked up the stairs towards Luna and Luans room, he began to think of every possible way he could apologize to Luan. Finally, Derek had the perfect idea.

Luan was sulking her room, still shaken by the way her boyfriend had acted tiowards her just an hour earlier. It was incredibly unlike him, and Luan began to wonder why Derek acted the way he did. 'Did he have a bad day? Were his parents fighting again?'  Luans thoughts were interrupted by a knock on her bedroom door, and she opened it to find Derek standing there with a very regretful look on his face, and before she could say a word, Derek began to sing a song; an acapella version of Sorry by Buckcherry.

''Oh I had a lot to say Was thinking all my time away I missed you and things weren't the same

'Cause everything inside It never comes out right And when I see you cry It makes me wanna die

I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry 'bout all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say "I'm sorry"

This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame

'Cause everything inside It never comes out right And when I see you cry It makes me wanna die

I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry 'bout all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say "I'm sorry"

Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights And the tears you've cried It's never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry!

I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry 'bout all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say "I'm sorry"''

Derek then grabbed Luans hand and said "Lulu, I'm sorry about what I said to you, it was unlike me. It was just that I was having a really bad day and I couldn;t handle my emotions very well. Can you ever forigve your jerk of a boyfriend?"

Luan, touched by Dereks song and touching apology gave a tearful smile before pulling Derek in for a kiss. Derek, although shocked at first, quickly returned the kiss before the couple broke apart.

"Does that answer question, Derkboy?" Luan asked, looking lovngly into Dereks eyes.

"Yes, yes it does, Lulu."

They both smiled. "Now, come on, we can cuddle while you tell me all about this bad day that you've had." Luan said, giggling.

"You had me at cuddle." Derek replied.

The End

(A/N: I'M BACK AGAIN, BABY, WOOOOOOOOO!!! Hope you enjoyed this one, folks!0