User blog:Darthbane2017/So you wanna make a No Such Luck Fanfic?

Ok, you just finished watching the infamous episode, and you say to yourself " Man, I am going to write a fanfic on this traversity of an episode!"?

Well, fear not, for I am about to show and give you tips on how to create an award winning fanfic!

1. First and foremost, all the loud siblings must be included in believeing that Lincoln is bad luck. Even though the more compotent Lisa or Lori or heck the parents could easily deduce that Lincoln simply lied in the beginning just to get a little free time, they all must continue to perpetuate the lie. Even if you have Lincoln say that he isn't bad luck, the siblings must continue to believe he is bad luck. Bonus points if you include scenes of them leaving him at home while they go to the movies or out to eat.

2. When Lincoln is forced outside, you must make sure something bad will happen to him. A rainstorm is standard, although a sudden cold snap will win you extra points. You could also have him attacked by charles, or rabid raccoons.

3. At no point during this is the family to show any remorse or regret towards Lincoln for putting him outside.

4 Here's the big one; Something tragic must happen to our dear Lincoln. You could opt for the most tragic outcome of having him killed, but a nice gunshot wound to the chest, or stomach, or one of the limbs is suggested...

So, here are some tips I have come up with. Does anybody else have anything to add to this list?