User blog:Ice Bear Phantom/The Adventures of Landon Loud

'This is a parody fanfiction. It is not intended to be taken seriously.'

A theme plays.

Crashing through the crowded halls

Dodging girls like ping-pong balls

Just to reach the bathroom on time

Leaping over laundry piles

Diapers you can smell for miles

Guys have to do what they can to survive 

''In the Loud House! In the Loud House!''

Duck, dodge, push and shove

That's how we show our love 

''In the Loud House! In the Loud House!''

Two boys, ten girls

Wouldn't trade it for the world

Doesn't that theme seem different to you? That's because it is. You thought there was only one boy in this family. That's not true because I, Landon Loud, am also part of the family.

Hi, I'm Landon Loud. I am the other boy in the Loud family. I have brilliant orange hair and I wear a blue t-shirt. I am not Lincoln's twin. That is because I am twelve. He is eleven. I am the alpha bro.

Today was an important day that I had marked on the calendar that belongs to me and Lincoln. It was the season finale of YARGRGH! That stands for Youth Academy for Really Good Retro Ghost Hunters.

Some say that, with eleven siblings, watching your favorite show is impossible. Some say that this episode was already done on the Loud House and that I should stop.

Firstly, I have a plan. Secondly, do you want to hear the story or not?

"I need to corral all my sisters upstairs so I can get to the couch first!" I opened the linen closet door (because I sleep in the closet with Linc) and said "Bye!" to Lincoln.

"Bye, Landon!" He replied, shortly before I closed the door and he didn't appear for the rest of the story because this is my story, not his.

Lola, in her pink dress, and Lana, in her overalls, skipped down the hallway, chanting for their cartoons.

I shoved Lola's tea party stuff at her. "Have a tea party instead. It's better than cartoons."

Lola squealed in happiness, despite the fact that I shoved them at her. "Thank you, Landon."

Lana growled. "I'm watching cartoons anyways."

I shoved some frogs at her. "Here. Use these to make Lola hate you for the rest of your lives."

"It was already like that, but thanks, Landon!" She accepted the amphibians. Lola beat up her twin within seconds.

Luan walked up to me. "I'm going to watch TV."

"Get your video camera. The twins are fighting like they do every single day!" I told her, directing to their room.

"This Youtube trend is repetitive, but I'm still going to upload it for views!" She recorded the six-year-old violence.

After giving random junk to my sisters (even the ones who just wanted to go downstairs and not actually watch television), I finally made it downstairs.

Lucy was on the couch.

"I forgot Lucy!" I yelled.

"I was here, first, Landon! I want to watch my vampire show." She said gloomily.

"Watch it on the old black and white TV. I don't have time for this."

"Ok." She agreed.

I plugged it in on her bed and the power went out.

"Oh no!" Everyone screamed.

"Don't worry, I will be brave and turn the circuit breaker in the basement back on! I am a student of YARGRGH!" I triumphantly said.

To be continued... DUN DUN DUN!!!!

'''Author's Note: This probably won't be continued. '''

(Bonus scene)

"I feel like we've already done this. Lincoln has already done this. You are not special, Landon." Lori replied, snarkily.

"Shush it, Lori," I said, putting on my YARGRGH headband.

Author's Note: I just wanted to end with an author's note.

'''Author's Note: That wasn't the final author's note. This is.'''