User blog:KowBoyz78/Cooking with dad

Syposis
Loud goes to another vacation. But things don't end up well though...

story
King potato: Ah, so peaceful to have a expanding empire *gets splashed*'WHAT THE?

Luna: *yay our sandcastle is finished*

Lincoln: I agree

Leni: me too

King potato: EXCUSE ME, WHY DID YOU SPLASH ME, MY FORT WAS ALMOST FINISHED

Leni: Oh, we are so sorry.

King potato: OH I WILL SHOW YOU SORRY IN A MINUTE *Destroys sandcastle*

Lucy: I am so sorry about- *gets tied up by soldier potatoes*

KowBoyz78: *tries to sunbathe but he gets hot* OW OW OW OW HOT HOT HOT *splashes on water*

(8 seconds later when they got home)

Polandball: I CAN INTO SPACE *crashes into family photo* NEVERMIND

Lynn Sr: WHY DOES I LOSE AT BEJEWELED BLITZ XBOX PARTY MODE *throws controller which injures luna* time to watch YouTube. I KNOW, I WILL START A COOKING SHOW FOR YOUTUBE, LUNA, LENI AND LINCOLN, YOU GET TO HELP

Leni: are you sure

Lynn Sr: (to Leni) IF YOU ASK ME THAT AGAIN, IM GONNA TRASH YOUR BED.

Leni: plz no :C

Food 1: Soup
Lincoln: ok, now I get the soup-

LYNN SR: THAT IS NOT WHAT WE NEED, *Throws eggs and puts Luna's face in the bowl* there we go

Leni: OMG, ARE YOU OK LUNA?

LYNN SR: Next, we will add Rotten tomato paste, a cookie

Lincoln: umm actually, you need water, tomato juice and-

LYNN SR: IF YOU CORRECT ME ONE MORE TIME, IM GONNA TURN YOU INTO A HUMAN PRETZEL

Leni: calm down dad

LYNN SR: THATS IT (Ours egg yolk on Leni), next we add the following: Vinegar, Bread, Peanuts, Pickles, Pork, Beef, Lucy's bust of Edwin, Luna's guitar and Bun-Bun

Lincoln: NOT BUN BUN, wait how did you find him (flashback)

Lynn SR: hehehehehehe *takes bun-bun*

(Back to present)

Lincoln: oh

(After dad grinds up the ingredients)

Lynn SR: finally dinner is ready, and I was 2 lazy 4 using Luna's guitar and Lucy's Junk called a book and Lincolns useless doll.

Leni: hey, that's mean.

Lynn SR: on second thought, *Throes eggs everywhere and knocks down the table and Throws eggs at Leni Louds bed*

Rita: woah, calm down *gets hit by an egg*

food 2: Tuna salad
Leni: now I have the proper ingredients

(Lynn SR knocks down the ingredients)

Lynn SR: THOSE ARE USELESS INGREDIENTS, EXCEPT FOR THE BOILED EGG *Throws the egg and Luna Louds face into the bowl*

Luna: WHY ALWAYS MY FACE

KowBoyz78: Did you watch HowToBasic?

Lynn SR: yes, but anyways *throws tuna and Leni's sunglasses into the bowl and bashes them with eggs*

Leni: *cries* ...my glasses *a tomato hits her*

Lynn SR: NOW OUR SALAD IS FINISHED

Food 3: burrito
Lynn SR: NOW OUR LAST FOOD IS BURITTO YAY!

Leni: I love burritos *her face gets surrounded by burrito dough* HEY!

Lynn SR: lololol ha ha Leni, deal with it *puts on MLG glasses* now for the eggs!

Lincoln and Luna: WE DONT WANNA WATCH

(Lynn SR then throws eggs, apples, cookies, a duck, a chicken, a lobster, Fidget spinners, Hammers, ice cubes, a car tire, a monkey, potatoes and ham at Leni)

Luna:...oh...my... *gets hit by flying cucumber*

Dinner is served!
Rita: it's so nice to make us dinner, now let's-wait... IS THAT LENI!? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING LYNN SR!?


 * all the kids and Lincoln* HAVE ANY EXPLANATIONS?

Lynn SR: well uh gah! *breaks the table and throws a plate at Luna's leg*

Rita: LUNA! YOUR LEG!

Lynn SR: well I guess that's the end

KowBoyz78: THATS MY LINE

Trivia
1. Lynn SR's cooking show could reference How to basic, with the incorrect cooking utensils and throwing eggs.

2. This reveals Lynn SR's Agressive behavior