User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Get the Message

Lincoln was playing with his VR toy.

Dancing to kill fake zombies brought this kid joy.

He stumbled into the bedroom of Leni and Lori,

Which made Lori give the boy the same old story:

"Stay out of my room and if I catch you,

In here again then here's what I'll do:

I'll tie you into a pretzel, so you'd better beware!",

But Lincoln was used to it so he didn't scare.

He went off to pee and put his game to one side.

Lori came in. "Hey, that's rude!", Lincoln cried.

She locked him out and he ran back for the game, when,

He was stopped by the twins. "Don't you run here again!

We're both going to be hall monitors at school,

So we're practicing here and it's pretty cool.

We locked up Luan 'cause we think her jokes are lame."

He ran back to find Lori had broken the game.

Lori ran off and he complained to Clyde.

"I'll send her a nasty voicemail!", Linc cried.

He took out a note saying, "Worst sister ever!",

And wrote Lori's name and we'll probably never,

Find out what he called Lori on the voicemail that day,

'Cause Luna was shredding, but it was rude to say.

Clyde passed out (or maybe he was just lying down,

To be dramatic, but either way, it made him frown.)

Lori said, "I've replaced your stupid toy.

Thank you for acting like such a big boy."

Lincoln thought, "Oh no! I must get rid,

Of that nasty message!". The young white-haired kid,

Went to the door but he found it was locked.

The twins found some poop on the floor and were shocked.

Linc distracted the twins and then off the boy ran,

Into the bedroom of Luna and Luan.

He went into the vents while Clyde read off the map.

Lincoln sneaked in in his grey woollen cap.

Lori approached. Clyde was happy to stall.

He dressed in a tux but then it turned out that all,

The stuff was just happening in Lincoln's mind.

What really happened was one-of-a-kind.

The blueprints that were covered in stuff that was red.

"Is that blood?" "No, don't worry, it's ketchup," Linc said.

The door really was locked and up Lincoln went,

To find Lucy writing a poem in the vent.

He went into the bathroom but he didn't fall,

Because Lucy saved him. Unfortunately, all,

Clyde had for rope was some licorice candy,

And when it comes to being rope, that stuff isn't handy,

So it broke and he fell down in Lori and Leni's room.

She heard the noises and began to presume,

That someone was upstairs, so Clyde tried to stall,

By being shirtless but it didn't work at all.

Linc grabbed the phone and hid under her bed.

Behind the curtain, Walt pecked him. "Ouch!", the boy said.

Lori took the phone and walked down the stairs.

This made Clyde pass out from too many scares.

He distracted the twins by pointing out Luan.

Lori deleted the message. "Oh man,"

She said, "I don't want to hear messages from you,

But because you were so mature, here's what I'll do:

I'll cut you some slack but don't step out of line.

If you do it again, I will not say it's fine."

Lincoln thought, "Finally, everything's better!",

But unfortunately Lori had found the mean letter.