User blog:Ets the Loud House fan/No Such Luck (changed)

'''I know this episode is absolutely  ABYSMAL, so please don't give me criticism for this. Without Further ado, read it anyway.'''

Lincoln: "With ten sisters, my calendar's booked everyday with stuff. I'm supposed to go to rodeos, pageants, open mic nights...once in a while, a guy just needs some time to himself." [Suddenly, Lynn pops up in front of him.]

Lynn: "Hey, Lincoln! You're coming to my softball game today, right?"

Lincoln: "Dang it. Should've done a head count." [to Lynn] "Actually, Lynn, I've got some important business to attend to. Like Ace Savvy VS the Card Shark." [holds out comic]

Lynn: "Lame. My team has won our last six games, and you're the only member of this family who hasn't come out to support me."

Lincoln: "That's because I was supporting six other sisters at their things. Sorry, Lynn, I just can't do it today."

Lynn: [holding her bat threateningly] "Sure you won't reconsider?"

Lincoln: Okay, You have me beat, I'll come to your softball game.

Lynn: Really?? Thanks, Linc! See you there!

[after the softball game... Lynn is looking down. Her sisters console her.]

Lynn: Wait, Where's Lincoln?

Lori: Actually, he's at home.

Lynn: WHAT???!!!!!

[at the Loud House....]

Lincoln: Geez, i don't like where this is going....

Lynn: LINCOLN!!!!!

Lincoln: Oh no. [hides under his bed]

[Lynn barges into Lincoln's room, but does not see him. She turns around. Lincoln unfortunately sweats (because it's too hot underneath his bed), causing the carpet to get soaked. Lynn eventually looks down at the floor, seeing the bed wet. She lifts the bed, revealing Lincoln.]

Lynn: You said you will be at my softball game. WHERE WERE YOU??!!!

Lincoln: I lied.

Lynn: WHAT??!!!!

[Later.... Lincoln knocks his parents door.]

Rita: Yes?

Lincoln: Mom, Dad, I want to tell the truth. The truth is: I am not Bad Luck. Apparently, I was forced by Lynn to come to her softball game and after she lost the game, I came to console her, but she called me bad luck.

[Rita and Lynn Sr. are shocked]

Lynn Sr. : LYNN JR.!!!!!

Lynn: What?

Rita: Lynn Loud Junior! How could you blame your brother Lincoln for bad luck??!!!

Lynn Sr. : I'm sorry Lynn, but you are grounded for 2 months. That means, no sport-related activities.

Lynn: WHY???!!!!! [To Lincoln] THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, LINCOLN!!!!!!!

Rita: Lynn, stop yelling at your brother and go to your room.

[Lynn groans and storms off to her and Lucy's Room]

Alternate ending
[The beach]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Well, my family doesn't think I'm bad luck anymore. In fact, now they think I'm good luck."

Lola: "Hey, Lincoln!" [shouting] "Put the head back on before we get stung by a jellyfish!" [The rest of the family is enjoying their time with beach activities.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "But unfortunately, only when I'm in the squirrel suit." [puts the head back on] Anyway, I got this! The super crown from New Super Mario Bros U DELUXE! [puts on the super crown, turning into Sandy Squirrel from SpongeBob SquarePants]



​​​Sandy Cheeks (Lincoln Loud): Howdy, fellas!

Lynn: What the heck??? Who are you??

Sandy Cheeks (Lincoln Loud): I'm Sandy Cheeks! I happen to be a Squirrel!

Lynn: wow! [runs to her family] guys! Lincoln in the squirrel suit has turned into Sandy Cheeks!

'''Lola: WHAT??!! '''How?!!

Lisa: with the super crown from New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe. If Lincoln wears that while wearing the squirrel suit, it means we get double the luck!

Sandy Cheeks (Lincoln Loud): Actually, I'll increase your luck.

Lynn + the Siblings and their parents: How?

Sandy Cheeks (Lincoln Loud): with this! [summons the Squirrel-Buster from Lego Marvel's Avengers, climbing into it.]

All: WOW!

Sandy Cheeks (Lincoln Loud): ​​​​​​[in the Squirrel-Buster] This will give you luck for  a LIFETIME!

​​​​​'''All: YAY! '''

Lynn: Wait, who's gonna pilot the mech?

Sandy Cheeks (Lincoln Loud): I will.

'''So apparently, The Loud Family ended up becoming the luckiest family in the world thanks to Lincoln wearing the squirrel suit, the Super Crown, and the Squirrel Buster forever. For Lincoln, he vowed that he will stay in this form forever.'''

THE END.