User blog:007Jamesdean/Ed-Ventures of the Past (Original Episode)

It starts at the Loud House.

Me, Varie, Jessie, Woody, Lincoln, his sisters, Ronnie Anne, Sarah and the Ed's were in the living room eating hamburgers, hot dogs, and french fries.

Lincoln: So what kind of adventures did you guys have in Peach Creek, Eddy?

Eddy: We had lots of crazy adventures, Lincoln. We call them Ed-Ventures.

We all laugh.

Sarah: Remember when you guys made Jonny into a pest?

Eddy: Oh yeah. That was funny.

Me: How did you guys turn him into a pest?

Eddy: I put a purple suit on him and Double D brushed his teeth with Anchovy Paste.

Laney: Anchovy Paste!?

Loud kids: EW!

Lana: Cool!

Edd: It smelled really bad.

Ed: I glued a block of wood to his foot.

Edd: Which I thought was disturbing.

Eddy: I told him that people like it when he says "Why" all the time and Ed told him that people like it when he poke them on the head. Jonny would yell "Yee-Haw" and blow fish breath out. The most terrible part was when Jonny cracked his knuckles.

Me: Like this?

I crack my knuckles really loudly and Ed covered him ears.

Ed: Yep, That's it.

Sarah: Boy was that stupid.

Varie: It didn't work out in the end didn't it.

Edd: No it did not.

Eddy: Rolf had some unusual stuff from his culture tied in to Jonny being annoying.

Lincoln: Unusual. What else did you guys do?

Eddy: Kevin dared us to go into an abandoned house on our block for a jawbreaker.

Edd: It was all a trap set up by the Kankers for a forced wedding.

Lola: Boy, that is Crazy!

Sarah: I agree with you on that, Lola. And that was before the Vengeance Express was after them.

Jessie: What kind of scam did you guys do before you went into that house?

Eddy: We tried to sell Tacos made with paper plates, grass, and crayon for cheese. Plus I added my brothers special Armenian Secret Hot Sauce. [Pulls out a jug full of his brothers hot sauce] Here's the stuff.

Me: Ooh that looks tasty. Can I try some?

Eddy: Sure, why not.

I take the top bun off my burger and he puts some on and I take a bite and I start boiling red and steam shoots out of my ears like a steamwhistle.

Me: Mmm. Delicious. Your brother makes really good hot sauce Eddy.

Lynn: May I try some too?

Eddy: Sure, Lynn.

Eddy puts some on Lynn's sub sandwich and she takes a bite and her face turns red and fire blasts out of her mouth and she screams and runs outside and turns on the hose and drinks alot of water.

We all laugh.

Varie: Poor Lynn was no match for the level of spice from your brother Eddy.

Eddy: [Laughs] Yeah.

Luan: This was one story that SPICED things up! [Rimshot] [Laughs] Get it?

Me, Varie, Jessie, Woody and Eddy Laughed.

Eddy: [Laughs] Good one Luan!

Varie: What else did you do?

Ed: Well there was this time when we were in the Junkyard and we found a box of Turkey Basters.

Edd: Oh yeah. We called them Canadian Squirt Guns.

Sarah: We had lots of fun with those. Eddy was like a male version of Annie Oakley.

Eddy: Thanks Sarah. But those stupid Kankers ruined it later on.

Lily: Boy, those dumb Kankers loved ruining everything.

Ed: You said it Lily.

Woody: What was the worst thing that happened to the entirety of Peach Creek?

Sarah: That's easy. It was a terrible event called the Destruction of Rethink Avenue.

Lucy: The Destruction of Rethink Avenue?

Sarah: We all called it the Kanker Hissy Fit. Ed sleepwalked and accidentally took the Kankers Ship in a Bottle and the Kankers went on rampage and destroyed our entire neighborhood.

Me: Oh man. I've heard about that. That was destructive. Is this what happened?

I look up the event on my phone and it was devastating.



Sarah: Yep. That's the very event.

Me: Boy, that was terrible. It's a miracle no one was hurt or worse.

Lincoln: Let me see.

I show Lincoln the picture.

Lincoln: Whoa. That was horrible.

Luna: That looked like a terrible event, dudes.

Woody: That sure was awful.

Me: No kidding. Was there anything that you guys did with Rolf?

Edd: Hmm. Let me see here. Rolf was feeling homesick and we decided to make him feel like he was back home and also learn about his culture by using the construction site and build a replica of an old world village. But it went south when Jonny showed up.

Ed: He taught us a really cool folk song called "That's My Horse".

Eddy: Ed loved to dance. [Laughs]

We all laugh.

Lana: Boy it sounds like you had alot of fun with that.

Ed: We sure did Lana.

Luna: What about with Jimmy, dudes?

Eddy: That's one I'll never forget.

Sarah: I had a ballet lesson that day and I put Ed in charge of looking after Jimmy while I was away.

Eddy: It was not working out until I started teaching him everything I know about scams. He made a good scam. He made a trampoline of old sheets and dolls and charged 25 cents for 25 seconds. But he kept all the money for himself and Ed blew the whistle she gave Jimmy and Sarah came and he made up a lie where we made him eat dirt and Sarah pulverized us.

Me: Wow. The student surpassed the master.

Edd: Indeed.

Lori: Double D. Was there any adventures around you?

Edd: Yes Lori, there was. I was tasked with delivering Ed and Eddy's report cards to their parents.

Eddy: I remember that. I can't believe me and Ed went after you to get them back Double D.

Edd: No hard feelings, gentlemen.

Leni: What happened?

Eddy: Ed and I were very upset that Double D was delivering our report cards to our parents. I called Double D a Low-Down, Miserable, Two-Timing, Double-Crossing Slimeball and a Backstabbing Jerk.

Jessie: And you didn't want your report cards to be delivered to your parents?

Eddy: Yeah.

Lola: What was on your report cards that you didn't want your parents to find out?

Eddy: Me and Ed got all F's on our report cards and it was awful.

Ed: Me and Eddy got punished real bad guys. I was afraid I was gonna have to live with my aunt. She has a mustache, her cat makes me sneeze, she never butters my toast, she smells like cabbage and makes me use toothpicks.

Lincoln: Your aunt sounds like a more stricter version of our Aunt Ruth, Ed.

Ed: She is, Lincoln.

Eddy: I was sent to a reform school for 3 weeks. So to make sure we didn't want that to happen, I tried to change my grades with a hand me down from my brother. But Double D stopped me.

Edd: I know guys but I was trying to do the right thing.

Ed: We know Double D.

Lisa: What was the most strangest thing thats happened to you Ed?

Ed: Hmm. Well there was that time when I was sleepwalking and eating everyones food.

Edd: Oh I remember that. You were eating my food and I thought you were an intruder. I woke up Eddy and we followed you and you did all kinds of talented stuff.

Eddy: Yeah, Ed. You scarfed the whole fridge and ate Jimmy. But you spit him back out. You bilked the whole neighborhood of it's food.

Ed: Oh yeah. That was so crazy of me.

We all laugh.

Me: Boy it sounds like you guys have had alot of crazy adventures.

Eddy: We sure did, J.D.

Lynn: What was your most painful adventure?

Eddy: That was when we turned Jimmy into a Sumo Wrestler.

Lynn: Sumo Wrestlers are cool! What happened?

Eddy: Well Jimmy made a wish in our Wishing Well Scam. He said he wanted to be a star. So we helped me out.

Ed: It was because of me actually. I watched some Sumo Wrestlers on TV and Eddy got the idea.

Eddy: Yep. We fed Jimmy until he got big. I made him eat an entire fridge full of his private stash of Peaches and Cream. But we had another problem. Sumo Wrestlers are respected all the way in Japan. So we tried to go all the way to Japan by catapulting us with a street light. But Jimmy was too big and he crushed me and Ed. I was in a full body cast and Ed only had a few casts.

Sarah: I got Jimmy exercising after that. He was dripping sweat like no tomorrow.

Me: That was cool.

Lana: What was the grossest adventure you had?

Edd: That's easy, Lana. It was when we were catching frogs for our Frog Jumping Derby.

Eddy: Oh yeah. We couldn't do that because Ed had a wedge of rotten cheese named Sheldon.

Me: Rotten Cheese?! That would smell like puke.

We all reville in disgust minus Lana.

Lana: Cool.

Eddy: We tried to get rid of it by having Ed take off his jacket and have Double D put it in a jar.

Ed: Yeah. I also had a fish carcuss named Angus.

We all say "Ew!"

Lana: Cool.

Luan: What was your funniest adventure, Eddy?

Eddy: Oh man. That's a tough one. But I would say my funniest adventure would be the Prank Master Horrors

Sarah: Oh yeah. I remember that.

Eddy: I made a bet that before sunset I could prank the cul-de-sac. Our first pigeon was rolf and he got trapped in a wooden barrel with a weather vane on him. It had a card on his head. It was a joker card with the Joker crossed out and replaced with the words Prank Master on it. Everyone claimed that the Prank Master was terrorizing the neighborhood.

Ed: The next victim was Jonny and we saw him in a diaper hanging from a tree and we laughed at him for that.

Edd: We then saw Sarah fall through a trap door.

Eddy: Kevin got hit with a big flyswatter.

Ed: Jimmy got scared by a huge clown balloon.

Laney: Ooh, I wouldn't like the sound of that. Sorry I'm scared of clowns.

Edd: I'm sorry, Laney. Jonny then got catapulted by a giant spring.

Eddy: And lastly, Kevin got his butt caught in a giant bear trap. We thought that me, Double D and Ed would be next so we armed ourselves for defense.

Ed: I found a jawbreaker on the sidewalk.

Eddy: But I thought it was a trap.

Sarah: Me and Jimmy found it and it wasn't a trap.

Ed: So me, Double D and Eddy wedgied eachother and everyone laughed at us. Turns out there was no Prank Master.

Eddy: That got me mad and I decided to get even by making the El Mongo Stink Bomb. My Brother showed me how to make it. We set it to explode in the street but it got stuck in my garage and exploded in there.

Ed: It had some of my stinky socks on it.

Me: That would smell like a thousand rotten corpses enhanced 1000 fold. No offense Lucy.

Lucy: None taken.

Edd: It did.

We laugh some more.

Luan: That's what I call a STINKY Defeat! [Rimshot] [Laughs] Get it?

We all laugh.

Eddy: [Laughs] I get it.

Lynn: What was the adventure where you got hurt the most Eddy?

Eddy: That's easy, Lynn. It was when I challenged Rolf for the hardest badge he had in the Urban Rangers.

Edd: The Hairy Chest of Resilience Badge. Jonny said that no one had earned that badge in 50 years.

Me: Boy that sounded like a really tough badge to earn.

Varie: What did you have to do to get it?

Eddy: I had to endure a series of tests.

Ed: The first test was The Wax of Wailing. We put wax on Eddy and Rolf's legs and pull the wax off with a leather strip on Jimmy's Signal.

Lincoln: That must've really hurt.

Me: That's like pulling super glue duct tape off of your leg and tearing your skin off.

Lana: Ouch.

Edd: Yeah. The second test was The Bumping of The Funny Bone. Eddy and Rolf had to slam their arms into an open file cabinet drawer.

Lynn: That must've hurt.

Eddy: It tickled a little. The Third test was called The Bramble Bush of Bellyache. Me and Rolf had to run through a bramble bush naked.

Lola: Yikes. That must've hurt. But that is gross.

Eddy: It did and I agree with you Lola. I came out with alot of bleeding cuts.

Edd: The fourth test was The Pendulum of Protest. Eddy and Rolf were in between three boulders tied to the swingset in a Newton's Cradle and Eddy and Rolf had to last as long as they can while the boulders swing back and forth with kinetic motion.

Lisa: Fascinating. A Giant Newton's Cradle Endurance Test.

Ed: The final test was the toughest one. It was called The Tour of Tears. Eddy and Rolf dove off a cliff, into a watertower into the path of an oncoming train down a rainroad track into a sofa slingshot and they get launched and crash land in the Circle of Supremacy. He had a lot of broken bones because of it.

Me: Ooh. That must've really been painful.

Edd: Yes. But the good news is that Eddy won.

Me: Eddy won!?

We all cheer

Lincoln: How Eddy?

Eddy: It turns out I passed out one second after Rolf.

Luan: You gave Rolf a PAINFUL defeat. {Rimshot] [Laughs] Get it?

We all laugh.

Eddy: [Laughs] I get it Luan.

Me: I will say this Eddy. You may have a love for Jawbreakers, but you have a body that's as tough as a block of reinforced steel.

Jessie: I agree.

Sarah: I saw the whole thing and it was extremely tough.

Woody: You guys have been through alot.

Ed: Yeah. But we all had fun.

Me: What happened to Rolf and the Urban Rangers after you one that badge Eddy?

Eddy: Rolf was so disgraced that he locked himself in his house and never came out. That is until our biggest scam went wrong and the Vengeance Express came after us. And the Kankers torturing us.

Lily: Well at least everyone forgave you and became your friends afterwards.

Eddy: Yeah that's true.

We continued to talk about all sorts of fun adventures and more throughout the rest of the day.

THE END

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Another fanfiction completed.

The Episodes I had them talk about are as follows:

01: Shoo Ed.

02: Honor thy Ed.

03: Know it All Ed.

04: Run for Your Ed.

05: Wish You Were Ed.

06: Ed in a Halfshell.

07: Mission Ed-Possible.

08: A Glass of Warm Ed.

09: One Size Fits Ed.

10: Thick As an Ed.

11: Fool on The Ed.

12: The Good, The Bad, and the Ed.

The episode that made me laugh the hardest was Shoo Ed. This one was extremely funny. I wanted to do a special reminiscing episode of Ed, Edd, & Eddy's adventures in Peach Creek. I did a twist on The Good, The Bad, And the Ed by having Eddy win the Badge where in the show he lost. It's a shame that they can't make anymore episodes of Ed, Edd N Eddy. But it will always make us laugh in our hearts and in our memories.

See you next time.

Ed, Edd N Eddy is owned by Danny Antonuchi and Cartoon Network.