Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170401074434/@comment-30953185-20170405023959


 * [cut to Me outside the restaurant in a crab suit, waving at cars. One car with a Guy stops]
 * Guy: Hey buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention! [laughs and drives off]
 * Me: This is humiliating. I'm a man, darn it! You can take away my spatula, but when you take away my dignity, that's when I get mad! I'm going to march right up to Lincoln's room and tell him this is just too much! [I walk toward the house, but gravity gets the best of me and he falls over. I struggles to get up and starts to whimper. Cut to Me at Lincoln's door, outside the costume] Okay Nolan, you can do this. Come on... [I knock on the door and peek in] Lincoln, can I talk to you? [Lincoln's room is just as elaborately decorated as the rest of the house]