User blog:Thomperfan/Room with a Feud (my version)

(It starts with Me and Lincoln watching a baking show on TV)

Host: "Well, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Which baker will take the cake  and the trophy on Operation Dessert Storm?"

DESSERT STORM

Host: "Will Linda's soufflé rise  to the occasion? Or will Tony's puffs cream  the competition?"

[Tony snarls viciously, forcing the host to back away]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Host: "The judges have voted, and the champion is-"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lola suddenly comes in and pauses the show]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "Ugh! Lana's been driving me crazy! Her animals stink up our room! And look what she did to my dolly!" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[shows her doll's head shaved]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Doll: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[creepily] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Mama..."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (gasp) Why would someone as sweet and friendly as Lana do something like that?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "Whoo-hoo! I got pit hair!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lola screams, tears her doll's head off, and chases Lana.]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: You think we should do something?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Nah, I’m sure it’s nothing important.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(We resume our show.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The show pauses again, this time from Lynn]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: "Lucy won't keep her bats off my side of the room." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[rolls up her sleeve revealing a bite mark on her arm] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Now one of them's bit me and he's got the taste for my blood."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Oh, that’s terrible

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Aren't you being a little paranoid? I'm sure the bat doesn't-" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[hears the bat screeching from the fireplace] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Uh, you might wanna run."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The bat chases after Lynn who's screaming for her life.]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: That looks really serious.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll be fine.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(We resume our show)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Host: "And the champ-"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[It pauses yet again by Leni much to Lincoln's chagrin]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[holding a barrette with Lori's hair in it] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Ugh! Lori is the worst roommate ever! Her huge hair broke my favorite clip!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Honey, as much as I would love to listen to your issues, me and Lincoln are in the middle of-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: "Ooh! You're watching Operation Dessert Storm? Isn't it awesome that Linda won?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln and I groans from having been spoiled and go up to Lincoln’s room where he gets a video chat call from Clyde]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "Lincoln! Noah! Did you see who won the finale?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[upset] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "No, but we heard about it."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "I'm so glad it was Linda. Tony's cream puffs looked so dry, didn't they?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Just a huge bomb of smoke appears, causing me and Lincoln to cough. The smoke goes away to reveal Craig.) <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: Oh, hey guys.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: Are you two OK? What was that? <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: That was just Craig. (To Craig) Craig, what are you doing here?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: I was practicing a new magic trick but it didn’t work out so well. Oh, by the way, did you guys see who won Operation: Dessert Storm?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (sigh) No, but my girlfriend told us.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: Oh.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The sisters all start arguing so loud that Lincoln can hear it and the commotion causes a massive thud that shakes Lincoln's whole room]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[concerned] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Are you okay? Is there an earthquake there?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[annoyed] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "No. It's just my sisters.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: Another roommate rumble?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yeah, they’ve been having problems with each other all day.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "Psh. Too bad they don't get along as well as we do." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[holds up a compatibility test] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Right, Mr. 98% Compatible?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[holds up the same test] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "You know it!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: And me and Craig! Right, Craig? <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: Right! (We both hold up the same test.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "If not for our condiment preferences, we would've been matched 100%"!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[inspired] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Wait. You just gave me an idea."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "You're gonna give up mustard and come over to the good life on the mayo side?" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[holds up a jar of mayonnaise]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "I'm gonna fix my sisters' problems." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[closes his laptop]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: See, I told you we should’ve helped them.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: How do we help them? <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Follow me.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The kids are all in Lori and Leni's room. The sisters are still unhappy]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Girls, it has come to our attention that you guys are having roommate trouble. So we’ve decided to help.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Clyde, Craig, Noah and I took this amazingly accurate compatibility test. If you guys take it, maybe we can find out which sister you're best matched with. Then you can change roommates."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "I'm willing to try anything." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[holds up a doll] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "This is my last dolly with hair!" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[notices it's bald and gasps in horror]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[wearing the doll's hair like a mustache] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Relax. It grows back."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[furious] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "NO IT DOESN'T!" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[attacks Lana]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "I'd use my own hair, but-"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lori breaks them up]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[grunts] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Let's take that test."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[giving Lincoln’s sisters each a copy] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Great. we'll read the questions, then write down your answers. Number one: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What's your favorite color?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Leni takes a peek at Lynn's answer]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: "Oh, dang it. I got that one wrong."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[She changes her answer and Lynn facepalms]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">1 HOUR LATER

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The girls are doing their business in the living room when their brother, Craig and I show up]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Guys, I've got the results. The new roommates are: Lana and Lynn, whose rugged personalities were a 90% match."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lana is polishing an engine and Lynn is doing push-ups. They give each other a thumbs-up]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: "Luna and Lisa, whose explosive personalities were an equally strong match."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lisa's chemical explodes on her and Luna shreds her guitar loudly much to Lori's shock. Lisa gives Luna a thumbs up and Luna throws up the goats to Lisa]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Lola and Lucy because they both have a flair for drama.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "Us matching is the craziest thing that's ever happened!" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[gasps and faints] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Ever!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "I am so shocked, I could die."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Leni and Luan, because they both love to laugh.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[nudges Leni] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> " <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chuckle <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> up, Leni! There's no <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">giggling <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> out of this."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The other sisters groan at that, but Leni laughs at it]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[holding back her laughter] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "That was so funny!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "And lastly, Lori and Lily."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[confused] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Uh, what could we possibly have in common?" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[notices Lily using a phone just like her] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Oh."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The girls all agree to this decision]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Later we’re in Lincoln’s room and we hear nothing but silence)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Wow. It’s strangely quiet in here.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Let’s go check up on them.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(First we check on Lynn and Lana)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Hey, guys. How's rugged roommate life going?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[There's a mud puddle on the floor]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "Lynn let me bring my mud."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: "It's perfect for rugby practice." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[sways a bit and dives into the mud] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Score!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[licks the mud] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Good stuff."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln wipes the mud on his face off and we check on Lori and Lily]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[laughing at her phone] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Literally."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lily: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[laughing at <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">her <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> phone] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Lil-lilly."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Awwwwwww!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln smiles at their bond and checks on Lisa and Luna]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[drumming] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "YO, LIS! IS THIS VOLUME OKAY?!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[working on her chemistry] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "ACES! HOW'S <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">THIS <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> VOLUME?!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[She pours in a chemical that causes an explosion, which Luna likes. We go over to check on Lola and Lucy who are having a tea party with Edwin and Lola's baby doll as guests. Lola pours in her doll's tea, but Lucy stops her from pouring Edwin's]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Thanks, but he only drinks blood."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "No problem." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[switches the teapot out for kettles filled with different types of blood] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Does he take O<sup+ or B <span style="font-size:8.4pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:super;white-space:pre-wrap;">- <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lucy, Craig, Lincoln and I smile, and we check on Leni and Luan]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[practicing with Mr. Coconuts] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Hey, Mr. Coconuts, what did the sushi say to the bee? <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Wasa-bee? <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[laughing like crazy] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Luan, stop it!" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[laughs so hard she falls back on the beanbag]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (Sigh) Her laugh is so sexy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln is happy at this and we go back to his room to tell Clyde the good news on his laptop]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln, Craig and I: "Hey, Clyde."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[wearing a chef outfit] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Oh, hey, Lincoln. I was just giving myself the ten minute trifle challenge." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[frosts a cake]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "So, guess what? I gave my sisters the compatibility test, they changed rooms, and it's working like a dream! You hear how quiet it is?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yeah, they really seem to be getting along with each other.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[At that moment...]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[off-screen] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "DANG IT, LANA!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Or...Maybe not.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[calmly] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Uh, probably just a little glitch. I'll call you back." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[ we go to Lana and Lynn's room]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[fighting a snake with her hockey stick] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Get your dumb snake off my lucky jersey!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "If she's so dumb, how'd she find all your protein bars when you were asleep, huh?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lynn growls and snaps her hockey stick in fury, much to our worry]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (Worried) Uh-oh.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: (off-screen) You monster!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(We check on Lucy and Lola)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "What have you done to Edwin?" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[shows him sporting a color scheme like Lola's]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "Brought him into the 21st century. You're welcome!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "That's my <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">least <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> favorite century."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: Oh-no.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Just then Lily starts crying and we go to check on her and Lori) <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: What happened?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: "I accidentally stepped on Lily's phone and she's making a huge deal!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (in my head) Wow. She’s more like Lori than I thought.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lily suddenly takes a picture of Lori from a certain angle]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[fiercely] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "DON'T YOU DARE POST THOSE!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lily giggles wickedly and posts the photos which reveal Lori having double chins]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[horrified] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (worried) Uh-oh. This is not good.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[A loud glass shattering sound is heard and Lisa screams.]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: This can’t be good.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(We check on Lisa and Luna)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[with her glasses broken] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I specifically told you never to play any note above a D6!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: "Better check that 'tude, dude! Nobody tells me how to shred."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Leni is still laughing at Luan]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[annoyed] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Leni, stop laughing. All I said is I have to pee."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: "How do you come up with this stuff?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Leni keeps laughing while Luan exasperatedly goes to the bathroom. The other sisters gather around to complain]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: "Lincoln's lame test didn't work."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "Yeah. There's no way I'm compatible with Spooky."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Oh, you wanna go, Princess?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[breaking them up] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Easy, easy. We can fix this. There must be a flaw in the boy's testing algorithm."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lisa is checking the test again]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Hmm... <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ace Savvy's Superhero Duo Quiz: Find your partner in crime-fighting? <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">This <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> is the amazingly accurate compatibility test that led you to uproot the entire household?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "It was dead-on about me and Clyde."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: And me and Noah.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Yes! You four are compatible because you're all dunces!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Boy, you sure got that right Lis. We’re-(I realize what she just said) Hey! Who are you calling dunces?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[to her sisters] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Everyone, remain calm. We can still determine the optimal roommate arrangement. Just need to use <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">actual <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> science." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[reveals a matchup computer in her room] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I invented this baby to help Pop-Pop find a soulmate, but he wasn't ready for love again." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[puts in data] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I simply input everyone's data in the form of report cards, journals, medical records and DNA samples."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[suspicious] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Uh...how'd you get our DNA samples?""

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[feigning innocence] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Did I say DNA samples?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The computer prints out the results]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "And voila. Our perfect matches. Lori and Lola will be together since they both excel in social situations and possess an authoritarian nature."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lori and Lola notice Lana and Charles chewing on shoes and shout in unison]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "Drop it, Lana!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: "Drop it, Charles!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lana and Charles drop it and Lola and Lori look at each other surprised]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Leni will be rooming with Lynn."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni and Lynn: "Wait. Why are we together? That doesn't make any sense. We don't even have anything in common!" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[look at each other in confusion]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yeah, I think you guys will be just fine.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Luna will be with Lana since both enjoy garage-based hobbies and wield a wicked axe."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Luna, holding her guitar, and Lana, holding an inflatable play ax, look at each other]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Luan will be with Lucy because of their shared creativity and unusual proclivity for befriending inanimate objects."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The inanimate objects in question are Mr. Coconuts and Edwin, and Luan and Lucy look at each other]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Lily will be with Lincoln-"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why am <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> included?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yeah, he’s not the one having any problems!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "It's self-evident. To find the most accurate sibling matches, one must include all the siblings."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[suspicious] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Wait, I see what's going on. Isn't it convenient that everyone has a roommate except <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">you <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Actually, I prefer cohabitation so that I have a built-in test subject. But it seems I match with no one. It's a head-scratcher."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[She scratches her head which causes her hair to fall off revealing her brain pulsating from her cranium which her siblings, Craig and I gasp at the sight of in horror.]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (freaked-out) OK, if anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom washing my eyeballs out.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[I go to the bathroom to do so. Lincoln is reluctantly moving in with Lily while I’m watching]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Darn Lisa thinks she's so smart just because her brain's green." [notices Lily] "Now, Lily, if we're gonna be roomies-"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lily: [pops up] "Peek-a-boo!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "You'll need to set down some-"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lily: [interrupting] "Yah-boo!'

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln:"Ground rules, and-"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lily sneezes on him which knocks him out and giggles at it.]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Craig: Lincoln, are you OK?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Later that night, Lincoln and I can't sleep because Lily is babbling until she falls asleep and snores]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: [relieved] "Finally." [lays down but hears an intense fart] "Oh, no..."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The smell covers his area. He pounds on Lisa's door and she lets him in]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Guess what, Ms. Smarty Pants? There must be a flaw in <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">your <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> testing algorithm because Lily and I are definitely <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">not <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> compatible."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lisa goes over to the computer to reevaluate and gets a shocking result]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Oh dear. This is what we in the scientific community call an oopsie. Everyone matched at over 90%, but it appears you and Lily only matched at 17%."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Whoa. That low? I mean, I had a feeling they weren’t that compatible, but 17%?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Aha! Then this whole thing is bogus, and I'm calling it off! We are switching back."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[He storms out and I follow him. We go over to Luna and Lana's room, but hear laughter. Lana dumps mud all over Luna's timpani drums and Luna bangs and splashes a good beat]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: "We make a great team, Lans!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln is shocked and hears Leni laughing and sees Lynn bench-pressing her]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: "Whoo!" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[laughs]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[grunting] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Thanks for letting me bench-press you. You're, like, the perfect weight."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: "Well, thank <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">you <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">. 'Cause you're helping me decorate the ceiling." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[puts a sticker on the ceiling along with some others she put on]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (to Lincoln) You think Leni would let <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">me <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">do that to her?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln shrugs and we go to Luan and Lucy, who are playing poker, with Edwin and Mr. Coconuts)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[dealing] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I have ace high. Edwin has two pair."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: "I've got a full house." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[as Mr. Coconuts] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> " <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I've got a four of a kind. Just like us, right, gang? <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[laughs with Lucy] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"You're so funny, Mr. Coconuts."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln is flabbergasted at seeing them get along]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[unhappy] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "No!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln smiles and we go check on Lori and Lola)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[on her phone] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Not that shirt, Bobby. The one <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:underline;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> got you!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[shaking her fist] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "You'd better still have it, Bobby!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[They hang up on a frightened Bobby]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: "Good. Now let's call that pageant judge who gave you a 4." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[dials the judge's number]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "Oh, this should be good."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Wow. It’s amazing how those two get along when they’re bossing people around.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln sighs, gives up, and goes back to his new room, reading a comic book with a flashlight where he finds Lily drooled all over it]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[disgusted] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Ugh. Lily!" <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[gets a call from Clyde on video chat] <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Hey, Clyde."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "Hey, Lincoln. How did that roommate swap turn out?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: "Not so great for Lincoln. He ended up rooming with Lily."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "What? That's not fair. You have to get your sisters to switch back."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "I was going to, Clyde, but they all seem so happy now. I don't wanna ruin it for them, so I'll just take one for the team."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Unbeknownst to him, Lucy, Lana, and Leni overheard him]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "You're a great brother, Lincoln. I'm gonna make you the best Crêpe Suzette ever."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yeah. (I put my arm on Lincoln’s shoulder) He really is.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(The 2 of us hug. The next day we wake up to find ourselves in Lincoln’s old room, with all of Lincoln’s old stuff.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Wait a minute. What’s happening? Noah, are we dreaming? <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (gasps) If this is a dream, then, I can fly! <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[I’m about to try flying, when he sisters come in]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "No, dummies. We moved you while you were asleep. Well, Lynn and Lana did."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lynn and Lana are wearing back braces and panting from an exhausting job]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: "We all moved back to our old rooms."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: "But we thought the new pairings were working great for everybody."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: "They were, dude, but when we saw that you were willing to take one for the team, we thought there might be a way we could all be happy."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "Instead of changing rooms, maybe we can try a little harder to change our attitudes."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Thanks, guys. You're the best."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yeah, they really are.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(We share a group hug and then the sisters, sans Lisa, leave.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Oh. By the way, Lincoln, I'm not certain I removed all my chemicals from your room. There's still a few unaccounted for. So, just let me know if you see anything." <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[leaves and closes the door]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Suddenly, there's an explosion in Lincoln's room which causes his hair to fall off and reveal his brain now green and pulsating, just like Lisa's]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: UH, LISA?! I THINK WE SEE SOMETHING!!!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">EPILOGUE

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I’m watching TV at my house, when suddenly I hear a knock on the door. I go to open the door and find Leni standing there)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Hi, Noey.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Oh, uh, hey Leni.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Mind if I come in?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Of course.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Leni comes in and we sit down)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Hey, Leni, I just wanted to say, thank you for what you did for Lincoln. You made him really happy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Well, that’s what sisters are supposed to do.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: And just so you guys have a little something to remember your good times with each other. I made you guys these.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I give her 4 drawings of the roommates suggested by Lisa. The first one is of Luna playing her guitar and Lana playing in the mud, the second one is of Lynn bench pressing Leni, the third one is of Lucy and Luan with Edwin and Mr. Coconuts and the fourth one is of Lori and Lola, bossing people around.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Awww, thank you, Noey.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Don’t mention it.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Leni giggles a bit) <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: You know I’ve always loved when you laughed.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: You have?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yep. Your laugh is the sexiest laugh I’ve ever heard in my life.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: (Blushes) Oh, Noey, you’re making me blush.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: But can I make you laugh, is the question?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: (playful) Oh, I don’t know.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Alright then. Challenge accepted.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: What do you mean?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(At first, I don’t anything… Then I push Leni onto the couch and start licking her all over her cheeks, making her squeal and wail)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Noey! Noey! (She squeals and laughs) That tickles! It tickles so much!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Don’t you like being tickled, sweetie? (I keep licking her cheeks)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: YES! I love it! I-(She continues to laugh. After a few minutes I let her catch her breath.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Thank you Noey. That was amazing.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: I’m glad you liked it. Um, Leni, I was wondering if maybe, you would-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: (shushes me) I know what you’re going to say. And my answer is yes, I will sleep with you tonight.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">LATER THAT NIGHT

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Me and Leni are in bed)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Goodnight, my sweet little Noey. I love you.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Goodnight my precious cinnamon roll. I love you too.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(We fall asleep in each other’s arms)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">THE END.