Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170807055717

Linka: [using a hairbrush for a mic] "Leif, what can a six-year-old do to make the world a better place?"

Leif: "Um..." [starts scratching his butt]

Linka: "Leif, you can't scratch your butt!"

Leif: "What? It helps me think!"

Linka: "Well, knock it off! Those who scratch lose the match."