User blog:The Smarter, Wiser King Dedede/Loud House Crack Pairing Fic - Luan x Chuggaaconroy



So we've seen people ship Luan with Maggie. And we've seen people ship her with Benny. But what about the ever-lovable, innocent, pun-making Chuggaaconroy? I decided to make a parody fic of these two cause I thought it would make a good crack pairing fic, especially since both love making bad puns.

NOTE: This fic is set 10 years in the future; Luan is 24 years old. Chuggaaconroy is 26, the age he was when The Loud House first aired. I upped Luan's age for obvious reasons.

(it's a beautiful morning in Royal Woods. Luan Loud, 24-year-old comedian and owner of Luan's Prank Supplies, is walking down the sidewalk. She sees a parking ticket on someone's car) LUAN: I reckon today is most certainly a fine day! Get it? (meanwhile, just a few feet ahead of her, a young man named Emile, better known as Chuggaaconroy, is walking the opposite direction Luan is) CHUGGA: I just got a winning streak on Mario Party 3! I guess I'm a streaker! (Chugga and Luan bump into each other) LUAN: Hello, fine sir! CHUGGA: Hello, young lady! LUAN: Say, you ever heard of the criminal who stole a calender? He got twelve months! Get it? CHUGGA: Oh-ho-ho! That's a good one! Say, you have a suitcase? LUAN: No, but I have one at my house. CHUGGA: If someone ever steals it, you should file a suit! LUAN: Hahahaha! Say, what do you call a sleeping bull? CHUGGA: I don't know. LUAN: A sleeping bulldozer! CHUGGA: Oh, you make me laugh! Hey, look at those shoes you have! I bet you'd be a shoe-in to win a fashion contest! LUAN: Oh man, you're a man of puns, just like me! We need to hang out! Meet me at Burpin' Burger tonight? CHUGGA: You bet your burger I will! (a mysterious figure appears behind Chugga) ???: Hey! Mr. Conroy, who are you talking to? CHUGGA: D-Daisy! I didn't know you were here! DAISY: Why are you talking to this...amateur comedian!? I thought you had a thing for me! LUAN: Amateur comedian! Why you-- CHUGGA: Now Daisy, you're a great princess and all, but I was just so disappointed that you weren't able to win any boards when I played Mario Party 5 and 6 with my friends. I switched to Toad, and he's proven to be so more capable at winning than you. And now I think I've found my new romantic interest, this-- how old are you? LUAN: 24. CHUGGA: --this 24-year-old comedian, who loves making puns! We have something in common, and it looks like making puns is her passion! And so is mine! Well, aside from playing games and screaming into my microphone DAISY: Chuggaaconroy! No! This can't be! You are to be with ME! CHUGGA: I knew I was going to have to do this. (Chugga grabs out his phone and makes a call) Hey, Waluigi, my mustached man! I need some assistance! (20 minutes later, during which Chugga is trying to keep Daisy from harming Luan, Waluigi arrives in his van) WALUIGI: The WAH is here! Time to come with me, Daisy! DAISY: No! Chuggaaconroy! You haven't seen that last of me! (Waluigi grabs Daisy and throws her in the back of his van and drives off) LUAN: Wow...thanks for protecting me from that lunatic...you know, you're not only a funny guy, you're also really sweet. CHUGGA: Aw, no problem. If you we're a vegetable, I'd call you a cutecumber! LUAN: Hahaha! (The two hug. Unbeknownst to them, Chugga's friends, ProtonJon and NintendoCapriSun, are watching the two in the background) NCS: Aw! So happy! JON: Well, I'd never thought Emile would find a woman that shared his love of bad puns, but he did. I don't know whether to feel happy about it though. (out of nowhere, a bee appears) NCS: A BEE!?

And so, Luan and Chuggaaconroy would start a new chapter in their lives, as a couple. After two years of a stable relationship, the 26-year-old Let's Player proposed to the 24-year-old comedian, and Luan happily accepted. The two got to work on preparing their wedding immediately. Luan's bridesmaids were Lori, Leni, Luna, & Lynn Jr. Chugga's best men were ProtonJon, NintendoCapriSun, and JoshJepson. The two got married at the altar, and they couldn't be any happier.

Except somewhere, far away, someone had heard of this couple and was questioning why the heck these bizarre ships we're appearing.

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