User blog:LoudFanWolf/The Roast

The Roast, by LoudFanWolf

All 11 of the Loud children, and their best friend/'brother', Derek Gabriel, were all hanging out in the Loud house living room, with each of them chatting about this and that. The holidays were upon them, and everyone was feeling super excited. Thanksgiving was just come and gone and everyone was still reeling from the food, festivities, and love that they had all shared aound the table. Derek Gabriel was happy, happy that he, once again, was able to experience the Thanksgiving holiday with his 2nd family. Of course, it wasn't the same as sharing the Thanksgiving holiday with his real family, they had different food, decorations, traditions.... wait, traditions!

Suddenly, Derek remembered a certain Thanksgiving tradition that he and his real family loved to do every year, and wondered if his best friends/2nd family would be on board to do it with him now.

"HEYYYY YOUUU GUYYYYYS!" Derek called, doing the same Sloth from The Goonies voice that he usually did as a greeting whenever he came in the house, which was now being used primarily as a way of getting all 11 of his best friends/'siblings' attention.

Almost immediately every Louds siblings attention turned towards Derek. Lincoln asked "What's up, Derk? Is something on your mind?"

"Well, actually yeah," Derek replied. "I was wondering if you lot would like to do something that me and my family like to do each year on Thanksgiving."

"But we already did everything we usually do on Thanksgiving." Leni said.

Lori groaned. "something he does with his real family, Leni, not us."

"Oh."

"Yeah, anyway, every year, me and my family, after we've eaten all we can eat, like to do something odd but enjoyable at the same time." Derek explained.

What's that, Derkboy?" Luan asked.

"We all sit and down and we...Roast eachother!"

"Ooh, doesn't that hurt!?" Leni recoiled

Everyone facepalmed, except for Derek who just chuckled at the 16 year old fashionistas adorable dimwittedness.

"No, Leni, Derek means that he and his family playfully insult eachother." Lori explained.

"So, why are you bringing that up, Derk?" Lynn asked.

"Well, since you guys are like my 2nd family, I was wondering if maybe we could sit around and roast eachother?"

All 11 of the Loud siblings liked the idea, before Derek came into their lives, roasting and pushing eachothers buttons was one of the favorite activities of every Loud kid. There was just one problem, Derek had been so nice to them for the past couple years, they wondered if he even could roast, or if he could even handle being roasted.

"Are you sure, Derk?" Luna asked. "You don't seem the liking the roasting type, brah."

"I'm sure." Derek replied. "So, is everyone keen on my idea?"

"Yeah!" All 11 Loud Kids replied.

"Alrighty then! Everyone get in a circle!" Derek stated.

The 11 LKs and Derek all formed a circle around a space in the living room.

"Now, before we start, we all can confirm that every single person in this room loves another, right?" Derek asked.

"Right!" The 11 Loud kids replied.

"And that we don't mean anything that is about to come out of our mouths, and that this is all just for laughs?"

"Right!" The 11 Loud kids replied once more.

"Alright, Linky Log, you start!" Derek said.

Right," Lincoln started before turning to Lynn "Lynn, no offense, but you snore just as loud as Loris 'shoe' farts."

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH" Everyone, including Lori, yelled before laughing.

Lynn laughed and replied with "Hey, my last name is Loud for a reason!"

Lynn then turned to Lucy. "Yo, Luce, Amy Lee called, she wants her lyrics back."

"OOOOOOoooooohhhh..." Everyone yelled, but it faded because Lori and Leni had no idea who Amy Lee was.

Lucy smirked "At least I have enough creativity to come up with something new" she turned to Derek "how's that new song coming along, Derk?"

"OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!" Everyone yelled as Derek exhaled, and chuckled with a look on his face that said "Clever girl, clever girl."

Derek then stated "It's going pretty well, Luce, it's a song about a steady relationship. Oh, by the way, when's the last you've seen Rocky?"

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!" Everyone yelled. Lucy chuckled, it was true that she hadn't seen her brothers friends younger sibling in a long time, perhaps she should set something up.

Lola spoke up. "That reminds me, Derk, Luan, I thought it was Lori and Bobby who sucked face too much but MY GOODNESS!!!"

Everyone just laughed at Lola's roast. Derek smirked "You say that as if it's an insult, Lols." Derek snarked before winking at Luan.

Derek looked at Luna and said "Don't worry tho, I think Luna and Sam might beat all 4 of us at it someday!" before laughing with all the LKs, including Luna.

"You know it bro!" Luna proudly stated after the laughter had ceased.

"Which reminds me," Lisa started as she turned towards Lincoln "Elder brother, how was your romantic visit with Ronnie A-"

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" Lincoln shouted annoyed, before laughing along with the rest of siblings and Derek.

Luna spokr up again. "Hey, Lynn, I hear that you and that Francisco guy are going out, but shouldn't you be worried?"

Lynn raised an eybrow. "Why should I worried."

"Oh, nothing," Luna replied "I just know some guys like girls with certain "assets" that you seem to be missing."

It took a few seconds for the older LKs (starting with Lincoln) and Derek to catch on before they erupted with "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHs" while the younger LKs just looked at eachother in confusion.

Lynn just stared Luna with a smirk until the excitement died down, to which then Lynn asked "Luna?"

"Yeah?" Luna replied.

"Look who's talking."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!" Everyone yelled as Luna smirked and shook her head in reply to Lynns roast, before laughing, soon being joined by her siblings and Derek.

Lynn then spoke up. "Hey, Lincoln, have you ever thought of taking a break from drawing and working out sometime?"

Lincoln shook his head. "Nah, Lynn, I'll do that once you learn how to draw."

"OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!" The rest of the Loud siblings and Derek yelled as Lynn pursed her lips and nodded her head in approval.

"Good one, Linc, good one." Lynn said in approval.

Lynn then turn to Derek, an evil thought had flashed in her mind.

"Hey, Derk!" Lynn said, looking towards the 16 year old lead vocalist.

"Yeah, Lynnie?" Derek replied with a smile

"This is you!" Lynn stated before indicating that she was hold a small, cylinder-shaped object and acting as if she was desperately trying to twist the top of it off. "I can't get the cap off!" Lynn playfully groaned, reenacting Emily Osments awkward performance from the movie Cyberbully, before stopping her charade and laughing.

It was then Lynn noticed all of her siblings (especially Luan) giver her the dirtiest looks imaginable. Lynn also how uncomfortable Derek looked as he shifted in his seat, a somehwat pained look on his face.

"Oookay, I think that's enough, thanks for sharing your familys tradition with us, Derk. It was really fun!" Lori stated as she and the rest of her siblings (san Lynn) got up from their seats.

"Yeah, thanks, Derk/it was really fun, thanks!" The rest of the Loud siblings (sans Lynn) said as they got up and left the living room.

Before Luan left, Luan walked towards the still sitting Derek, leaned down whispered "I'm really sorry she did that, baby, I'll get her back later," before kissing Derek on the cheek, giving Lynn a menacing "I'm whatching you" look, and leaving the living room.

The living room was then filled with a strong awkward silence as a guilty Lynn and downtrodden Derek kept stealing glances at eachother. It seemed like an eternity before Lynn finally spoke up.

"Hey, I'm really sorry-" Lynn started

"No, Lynnie, it's fine, really. I really should've expected something like that to come up, I just wasn't ready for it." Derek replied solemnly.

"I just thought you'd be over it by now, and-"

"No, it's okay, I get it. And hey, I think that movie sucks too." Derek said with a watery chuckle.

Lynn chuckled awkwardly back.

A few more seconds of awkward silence passed before Lynn got up, went over to where Derek was sitting and warmly embraced him.

"I love you so much, Derk. I'm sorry." Lynn said warmly, a block clearly in her throat.

"It's okay, Lynnie, really, I love you too. You're forgiven." Derek replied warmly.

The athlete and lead vocalist broke their embrace for a moment to get up off the floor before quickly embracing again for a few seconds and then breaking the hug again.

"C'mon, Derk, let's go see what we've go in the fridge." Lynn said, patting Derek's back.

"Sounds good, Lynnie, sounds good." Derek replied warmly as he and Lynn headed for the kitchen, hungry.

The END!

(A/N: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! Well, kinda, I finally did another story, sure, but I don't know when I'll do another one. Until then, stay safe, guys!)