User blog:AustinDR/The Louds React to Us

Luna: So, what are we gonna watch today, little bro?

Lincoln: Us.

Luan: Yes, we are watching the trailer, Lincoln. So what's the name of it?

Lincoln: Us.

Lori: You're making this more difficult than it needs to be, Lincoln.

Lincoln: The movie is called "Us."

Lori: Oh, then why didn't you say so?

Lincoln: (sigh) Let's just get this going.

(Watching the trailer. It starts with the Wilson family riding in the family car listening to "I Got 5 on It" by Luniz.)

Luna: Oh, sweet, love this song!

(They turn back to look at the screen.)

Jason Wilson: What does I got 5 on it mean?

Zora: It's about drugs.

Lori: Luna did you know that?

Luna: No.

Lori: Well, you're the one who's practically skilled at knowing everything when it comes to music.

Luna: Music is a universal language.

Lori: What does that even mea-

Luna: Music is a universal language!!

Lincoln: The dad bought a boat.

Luan: Wow, he seems more embarrassing than our Dad can be.

Lynn Sr.: (in another room) What was that?

Luan: Love you, Dad!

Lucy: The boy in the mask is walking towards that scarecrow over there.

Lincoln: AHH!! Lucy, when did you get here?

Lucy: I was sitting over there in a corner when you guys came in.

Lincoln: And you didn't feel that you needed to say something?

Lucy: Considering the occasion, I didn't think it was needed.

Lincoln: OK then.

Lori: Now the music's getting slowed down.

Adelaide Wilson: Jason! Where were you? I didn't know if you were lost. Stick with me, and I'll keep you safe.

Lori: Safe from what?

Jason Wilson: There's a family in our driveway.

Luan: It's probably just them coming over to say high!

Luna: Not as far as the music track's concerned they're not.

Gabe Wilson: It's probably the neighbors. What you're scared of a family?

Lincoln: He should see our family.

Gabe Wilson: Um, can I help you?

Luan: Tell us the way to Albuquerque!

Gabe Wilson: (with a bat) If you want to get crazy, we can get crazy!

Lucy: Challenge accepted!

(The family dash at him through different directions. They manage to get inside of the house.)

Gabe Wilson: ...Who are you people?

Jason Wilson: It's us.

Lori: What?

Adelaide Wilson: They look exactly like us. They think like us. They know where we are. We need to move and keep moving. They won't stop until they kill us... or we kill them.

Lincoln: I notice that they all have scissors. Is that their weapon of choice?

Lori: Unless they mean something.

Luan: Or they're just scissors. There's always that.

Lucy: That boy's face looks burnt. Well, he did walk backwards into that fire, so I guess that makes sense.

Adelaide Wilson: Be careful (chuckle).

Lincoln: Um, thanks?

Luan: Look at all the rabbits. Maybe magic is at work here?

(They finish watching the trailer)

Lori: Well...that was something. It went from being just an ordinary trailer to a freak show.

Lincoln: From everything I've gathered of this movie, it seems that the people were doing experiments with rabbits, and then they went on to people!

Luna: If that's true, they just look so hideous.

(Lisa walks in)

Lisa: What are you watching, siblings?

Lincoln: A movie trailer for a movie called Us. It's about a family who go on vacation and later find doppelgangers of themselves. We think they're clones.

Lori: It's good that we don't have doppelgangers of ourselves, right, Lisa?

Lisa: (hides clipboard scribbled with equations) Uh, yes, precisely, sister unit! If you excuse me, I have to throw some things out!

(She runs back out.)

Lincoln: That was ominous.