User blog:007Jamesdean/Cereal Offender (Done My Way Ft. Vinjedi1995)

 [Lincoln is eating cereal and watching a commercial for a new one.]

Announcer: "Bored of the same old breakfast?"

Lincoln:  [looks down at his cereal]  "Yes..."

Announcer: "Then try Zombie Bran! The cereal that turns you into the walking fed!"

 [A box of Zombie Bran appears on-screen and the kids in the commercial have turned into zombies from eating it.]

Zombie Girl:  [zombie voice]  "Braaaaan!"

Zombie Boy:  [zombie voice]  "Braaaaan! BRAAAAAN!!"

Lincoln:  [filled with desire]  "Must...have...Zombie Bran!"

I slide down and I have someone with me.

Me: Hey Lincoln. I have someone I'd like you to meet. This is my friend Vince. He just moved here to the neighborhood and I'm showing him the ropes.

Vince: It's a pleasure to meet you Lincoln. I've heard so many big things about you and your family. My name is Vince Pusateri. I moved here from Missouri.

Lincoln: It's a pleasure to meet you Vince.

Me: Vince shares the same likes as your sisters and we have so much in common. Also show him what you can do.

Vince: Sure.

Vince places his hand on the floor and blood red Ruby Crystal Clusters grew out of the floor and became a beautiful crystal formation.

Lincoln: Vince that's amazing!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Vince has Crystal Powers. He can grow any kind of mineral crystal with touch or his thoughts. Any he can grow them on any surface or out of the air.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: That's incredible!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: So whats been going on Lincoln?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: I just saw this commercial for a new cereal called "Zombie Bran"! And it turns you into the Walking Fed!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: It sounds tasty and you want to ask Ms. Rita to get some.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: Yep. Lets introduce you to mom and dad Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Okay.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [In the kitchen, Rita is using a plunger to unclog the sink.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "What on Earth is down here?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "Mom, I'd like you to meet Vince. He just moved here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: It's a pleasure to meet you Vince. I'm Rita. Welcome to the neighborhood.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">(Vince and Rita shake hands)

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Thank you Mrs. Loud. You sure are very pretty.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: (Blushes) Oh why thank you. You can call me Ms. Rita.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Okay.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Vince has Crystal Powers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Yep. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince held out his hand and a beautiful trillion cut Tanzanite gemstone the size of the palm of his hand appeared and it had a blue necklace chain.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: For you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: This is beautiful! Tanzanite is one of my favorite gems.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: He has an amazing power. I think he was exposed to Cosmic Radiation like I was.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's right J.D. I got my powers because of that.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I was born 7 years after he was but that is truly amazing.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: That's interesting. Vince how did you know that Tanzanite one of my favorite gems?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I have a unique power called Aura Sight. It allows me to analyze what people like and feel through their spiritual aura.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I've heard about that kind of power and that is a very powerful metaphysical ability.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: That is really interesting.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: That is so cool. Can we  please  get Zombie Bran cereal? " [cutely pleading]  "Please please please please please please?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "Sorry, sweetie. We've got a very tight budget. And by the time I get everything on my grocery list, there's no money leftover for treats."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The grocery list is shown to be very long.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Boy that's a long grocery list.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "Hmm..." [gets an idea]  "What if I could get everything on here and still have enough money leftover for Zombie Bran?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's a great idea Lincoln.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I agree.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "You wanna do the shopping for me? I don't know, Lincoln. It's a big responsibility; I'm not sure you can handle it."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "I can, Mom! I promise!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Yeah. And think of what you could do with all that time to yourself.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Rita suddenly imagines herself at a spa where she has gotten a facial with cucumber slices covering her eyes, getting a massage and a manicure and enjoying a smoothie.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "Mmm...ah, yes..."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [She belches upon sipping her smoothie and sighs with relief; end fantasy.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "Deal. But just this once, okay?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "YES!!!" [acts like a zombie]  "Braaaaan...BRAAAAAN!!!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Rita finds the source of the clog in the sink, which is Luan's multiple handkerchief prop.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "Oh, so  that's  it!" [pulls out all the handkerchiefs]  "LUAN, NO MORE COMEDY PROPS IN THE SINK!!!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln is checking the shopping supplies.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "Reusable bags, calculator, more reusable bags..."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Enter Lori]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: "Lincoln! I'm going shopping with you! Bobby literally just got a job as a stock boy."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Starfire, Terra, Raven, Argent, Riley, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Eddy and the rest of his sisters join in and wanna come along.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Oh guys, there's someone I want you all to meet. This is my friend Vince and he just moved here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: It's a pleasure to meet you all. Don't tell me. (To Lori) You must be Lori.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: That's right.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lori's the Eldest of the Loud's Siblings and she has awesome Wind Powers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I've heard about that.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Show him Lori.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori spread her wings and had mini tornadoes in her hands.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so cool!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince saw Carol and was instantly smitten by her.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: (Nervously) You must be Carol.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Carol was smitten by him.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Carol: (Nervously) That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Same here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I can tell that Cupid's Arrow struck and you two have feelings.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: You're right J.D.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Carol is one of the adopted siblings.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Carol: I'll tell you what happened when I can.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's all right. You can tell me when you're ready.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Carol has powers as well and she got them from Cosmic Radiation too.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Awesome! (To Leni) You must be Leni.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Leni: That's right.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I love your fashion designs. (Pulls out a magazine) I saw them in my favorite clothing magazine called the Fashion Enquierer.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Leni: Thank you. I am totes glad you love them!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Thank you. (To Luna) You must be Luna.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luna: That's right dude.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I love your songs and (British Accent) MICK SWAGGER IS ROCKIN' LOVE!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luna: (British Accent) RIGHT ON LOVE!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I made a song for Luna for Christmas. I got to perform with Mick in order to make it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I've heard about that. That was awesome dude! (To Ember) (Gasp) You're Ember McLain!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Ember: That's right.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Ember was killed in a tragic fire over 40 years ago and she became a Rock & Roll Ghost.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's what I heard. I love your song Remember.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Ember: Thanks man. I've been given a 2nd chance thanks to J.D.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's awesome!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Luna has Water Powers from The Sirens.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luna: That's right. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luna fires a ball of singing water at a bottle and it envelopes it in a ball of water and it emits a divine song.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so awesome! (To Gabrielle) You must be Gabrielle.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Gabrielle: (British Accent) That's right.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I've heard alot about your adventures and how you went into the Center of the Earth.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Gabrielle: That's right. It was an amazing adventure.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I can believe it. That must've been really cool. (To Luan) You must be Luan.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan: That's right. I can tell that you've been wanting to MEET me. {Rimshot} (Laughs) Get it!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me, Vince, Starfire, Raven, Terra, Argent, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Carol, Leni and Eddy Laugh and everyone else sighed.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Luan is so hilarious!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Luan is a comedy genius. She literally can make anyone laugh.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I can believe it. What do you call a cow with no legs?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan: I don't know. What?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Ground Beef! [Rimshot]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">We all laugh.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: (Laughs) Ground Beef! That was funny!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Raven: (Laughs) Ground Beef. That was a good one.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan: That one had lots of BEEF. [Rimshot] (Laughs) Get it?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me, Vince, Starfire, Raven, Terra, Argent, Carol, Leni, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Leni and Eddy laugh while everyone else sighed.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: (Laughs) That was a good one.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Raven: (Laughs) Lots of Beef. I just got it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Luan always cracks us up. She even has Light powers. It gave her a GLOWING PERSONALITY. [Rimshot]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">We all laugh.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: (Laughs) Good one!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan: (Laughs) Good One J.D. And yes I have Light powers. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan formed a Blue Bird of Paradise made of pure blue light in her hand. She released it and it became a message that said "Welcome Vince".

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so cool!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan: Thanks.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: You're welcome. (To Eddy) You must be Eddy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Eddy: That's right. It's nice to meet you Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince and Eddy shake hands and Vince got zapped.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Eddy: I know what buzzes you. (Laughs)

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Eddy revealed a joy buzzer on his hand.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: (Laughs) That's a classic!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Luan and Eddy are Boyfriend and Girlfriend. They are known as the king and queen of comedy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Oh wow.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Eddy is one of our friends and he and Luan have their own birthday party comedy entertainment business called FUNNY BUSINESS. It's really successful.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's so cool. (To Lynn) You must be Lynn.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: That's right. I'm the sports star of the family.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I play lots of sports. I play Basketball, Baseball, Football and Wrestling.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: Sweet! I play lots of sports.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lynn has lots of energy and strength. She wants to master every sport you can think of. She even has Earth Powers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: Yep. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn caused a wave of lava to hit the fireplace and she lit it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so awesome!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Whoo! (Sweating) The heat from that was intense.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: Sorry.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: No kidding. But that was amazing. (To Shannon) You must be Shannon.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Shannon: That's right. I'm a former member of the Black Daffodil Gang.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Shannon became a member of the Black Daffodil to get revenge on her parents. They were nasty Serial Killers that lived in the Chicago Projects.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Oh man. That's horrible. I'm sorry that happened to you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Shannon: It's okay. It's all water under the bridge.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: We adopted her after we took down the Black Daffodil Gang.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: And it was the day I got my powers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is cool! (To Linka) You must be Linka.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Linka: That's right. I'm Lincoln's female counterpart from a parallel universe.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Linka came from a Flipped Gender Universe and she had 11 brothers. They got into a nasty DEFCON 1 fight and threw her into our dimension.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's weird but interesting.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: Linka is now my Twin Sister in dimensional terms.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Wow. I was gonna say you two look like identical twins.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: That's cool huh? Gabrielle, Lincoln and Linka have Lightning Powers. Show him.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Gabrielle, Lincoln & Linka have lightning arch in their hands

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so cool! (To Lucy) You must be Lucy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: That's correct.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lucy is the goth girl of the family. She loves Vampires, bats and darkness. She has her own funeral service called Lucy's Lament. People find her to be spooky. No offense Lucy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: None taken J.D. I also like poetry.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I like writing poems too. I'm a bit of a lover of darkness myself.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: That's interesting.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I also heard that you fought the spirit of an insane priest in Chicago.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: That's correct.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: She killed the spirit of Reverend Henry Kane. He was an insane 19th Century Satanic Cult Leader that wanted to destroy the world. He was after a young girl named Carol Anne Freeling and he died and was going to destroy the Afterlife.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is pure madness!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: I used my powers of Darkness and destroyed him. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy fired a bolt of black lightning at a chair and it exploded into sawdust.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is awesome!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lucy has the power to kill spirits but she told me that it was only if they deserve it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's good. (To Anastasia) You must be Anastasia.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Anastasia: That's right.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: I helped Anastasia during the February Revolution back in 1917. We both fought against Grigori Rasputin and destroyed him and avenged the Tsarhood.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's amazing. But that was back 100 years ago.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Yes it was 100 years ago this year. But we have our own Simulator that takes us to different places across the very fabric of the Space-Time Continuum.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is really cool! Also from what I remember the disappearence of Anastasia Nikolaevna was one of the greatest mysteries of the early 20th Century.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Yes. It was.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Awesome!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Anastasia: I am the Grand Duchess and Daughter of Tsar Nicholas II of Russia and my family was destroyed by Grigori Rasputin.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's amazing! I've heard of Rasputin. He was said to have started the Soviet Union back in 1920.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Yes. He was one of the people that helped start it and he also helped Russia go into the age of Communism.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's wrong on so many levels.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: I agree. So I adopted Anastasia as my little sister.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's very noble Lori. (To Laney) You must be Laney.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Yes.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: It's a pleasure. I heard you have awesome plant powers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: I sure do.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney grew a bush that grows meat.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is awesome!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: A bush that can grow meat? That is weird but cool.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Eddy: That is so cool Laney. This also brings back some memories. Back when I lived in Peach Creek, Rolf took my stuff for a fake money tree and I tried to trick him in the same way with something like this.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: That is too coincidental Eddy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: And he didn't fall for it I'll bet.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Eddy. Yep.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: It sounds like it. I also heard that you killed a terroristic kid here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Yes I did.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: His name was Chandler Henderson. He once went to Royal Woods Elementary and he was a total lunatic. He bullied Laney a while back and Laney stood up to him with some encouragement from Varie and she fought him and won.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: He also told us that he planned to burn down the whole school and frame J.D. for the crime.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Yeah. He was a terrorist in the making.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: He also busted out of an insane asylum in the western side of the state and Laney fought him and she killed him.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Chandler made a deal with the Devil and he sold his soul for the power to destroy Laney. He had this evil amulet and Laney crushed it and killed him.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's horrible!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Yeah. But I'm over it now.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Laney I'm so sorry that happened to you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: It's okay Vince. But thank you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: You're welcome. (To Lana and Lola) You must be the twins Lana & Lola.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: That's right. I'm Lana and I'm the handyman of the family. (Hands Vince a business card) I do toilets, sinks, showers, electrical wiring and automobiles.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: When it comes to the houses internal and external plumbing, Lana can fix it. She is the oldest twin and she has a love for animals.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: Yep. Yo Hops, El Diablo! Come on down here!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Hops and El Diablo came down. Hops landed on Lana's hat.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: This is Hops.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: It's nice to meet you Hops.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">High Fives Vince with his tongue.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">El Diablo slithered down the stairs and wrapped around Vince and nuzzled his left cheek.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: Aww. El Diablo likes you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I love snakes. El Diablo is a nice snake.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: Yep. You two go back to my room now okay?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">They went back to Lana's room.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lana also has Ice Powers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: Yep. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana fires a beam of Ice Lightning and she formed an ice sculpture in the shape of The Burj Khalifa in Dubai.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so awesome! I love that building the Burj Khalifa.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: It's the tallest building in the world. 2800 feet high.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: Yep. I'm also a user of Magiswords. Check it out.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana spins her bracelet and pulls out a Magisword.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Announcer: CHEESE MAGISWORD!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: What do you think Vince?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so cool!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Magiswords are awesome. There are so many different kinds of Magiswords and they have lots of amazing shapes and powers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: Check it out. Cheddar!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana formed a wedge of Cheddar Cheese in her hand.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Cheddar Cheese. My favorite.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana gives it to Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Thanks. (Eats the Cheese) Delicious. (To Lola) You must be the princess Lola.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola: That's right. I'm the youngest twin. I compete in beauty pageants and I do tea partie's and photoshoots.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I can tell. From what I've heard you have a lot of talent.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola: Yep.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lola is the Ultimate Beauty Pageant Princess Queen and she is loaded with skill. Lola also has fire powers.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola: That's right. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola forms a fireball in her hand and shoots it at the fireplace and lights the ashes in it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is awesome! Lana & Lola the twins of Fire & Ice. That's perfect for you two.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I was thinking exactly the same thing.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: We get that alot around here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola: It's perfect for our personalities.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Just a forewarning Vince, never and I mean EVER call Lola U-G-L-Y. It's taboo for her. She put a kid in the hospital because of it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Oh man. I know taboo words.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola: Yeah. Thank you for warning him J.D.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: You're welcome Lola.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Thank you for warning me J.D. (To Lisa) You must be Lisa the genius.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa: Correct. It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lisa is the scientist of the Loud Siblings. She has a PhD, a Junior Nobel Prize and is a great inventor. She is trying to invent awesome ways to further benefit all of mankind.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is awesome. Have you invented cold fusion and warp drive?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa: Affirmative. Cold fusion was technically the easiest thing for me to invent and my prototype warp drive engine is still in the development stages.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is cool.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lisa also has Technokinetic powers. She can create all kinds of machines with the power of her mind.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa: Yes I do. Care for a demonstration?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Sure.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa gathered some spare junk and turned it into a ray gun.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa: This is a crystal transmorgifying ray. It can turn any object into any mineral or crystal. Just set it to that particular mineral and...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa turned a dial and fired it at a stool and it became a stool made entirely out of pure emerald crystal.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa: Success!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so cool!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa: Indeed.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: That was awesome and they do say that Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend. Right Lori.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: True to that.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I can believe it. (To Lily) And you must be the youngest, Lily.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: That's right. I became a 10-year-old because of the Glowing Water of Coventina.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's cool.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Most of the Loud Siblings were given their powers because of deities from myths all over the world.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's interesting.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: Yeah. That's what astounded me too. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily fired a ball of glowing blue water and it went into a plant pot and watered the plant.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is so cool!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: It was a complete surprise for us when Lily became a 10-year-old. Biologically she's 15 months old.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That's cool and unusual. I have powers too. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince grew a sapphire crystal cluster from the floor and it was sparkling.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: That is amazing!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: You have Crystal Powers!? That is sweet!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Vince got his power because of Cosmic Radiation as well. But he got his powers 22 years ago.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Yeah. (To Naruto) You must be the famous Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Naruto: That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Same here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Naruto: I'm a ninja from the Hidden Leaf Village. We have a different fightning style than the ninjas of feudal Japan in the 17th Century.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Naruto's my adopted little brother. He has a very dark background. But the shinobi lifestyle the Leaf has uses a powerful energy called Chakra and it's what they use in their techniques. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">I stand in position and form a sword made of pure lightning that was chirping.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: LIGHTNING STYLE: CHIDORI LONGSWORD! What do you think?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is awesome!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: Me, Linka, and Laney are shinobi too Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: That is cool. (To Sakura) You must be Sakura Haruno.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Sakura: That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Same here. You're hair is very pretty and it goes perfect with your namesake: Cherry Blossom.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Sakura: Thank you Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: You're welcome: (To Fu) You must be Fu.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Fu: That's right. I don't have a last name. It's a pleasure to meet you Vince.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Same here. (Sees Starfire, Raven, Terra and Argent) No way! Starfire, Raven, Terra and Argent!? Awesome! You're some of my favorite superheroes.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Starfire: I'm glad we have a fan.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Raven: It's a pleasure to meet you Vince. That joke was a funny one.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan: Raven likes our jokes.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I can believe it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Terra: It's an pleasure to meet you Vince. I can teel we're gonna be really good friends.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Argent: Same here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: I can tell.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "Anyway. Sorry, guys. I'm a man on a mission and you'll just get in my way."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: I'll help you shop Lincoln.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: "Yeah. Us too!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The others agree with Lynn; Lincoln takes a look at the long list.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "Okay, fine. I guess I could use a little help."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Sisters: "YAY!!!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The Loud's arrive at Super Mart.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "Alright, Lincoln. Here's the list, and here's  exactly  $500." [gives him the list and money; excited]  "I'll be back in an hour! I'm off to get my first pedicure in 17 years!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Bye Ms. Rita.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln enters the store, and there's a sign promoting Zombie Bran.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "You will be mine." [his sisters enter]  "Ready, guys?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Enter the manager]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Manager: "Whoa, whoa! What do you hooligans think you're doing?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "We're shopping for our mom, sir."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">I start looking at the manager and I see something familiar about him.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: (In my head) I've seen this guy before. But where.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori:  [notices Bobby and gasps]  "Bobby Boo-Boo Bear!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Bobby is stocking paper towel rolls.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Bobby: "Babe!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [They hug]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: I don't believe this, he works here now?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: "I love a man in uniform!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Bobby: "It's okay, boss. I know them."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Manager:  [hostilely]  "Very reassuring,  Boo-Boo Bear .  [checks their list]  "Huh...eggs, milk...okay, okay. Looks legit."  [threateningly]  "But any monkey business, and you're all out on your keisters!"  [leaves]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">I glare at him.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Bobby amigo!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Bobby: J.D. compadre! What's up man?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: We're here to shop for the family.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Bobby: Cool man. Well I have to get back to work.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Okay. Oh! Bobby this is my new friend Vince. He just moved here. Vince this is Bobby Santiago, Lori's boyfriend.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: It's a pleasure to meet you Bobby.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Bobby: Pleasure to meet you too amigo. Welcome to Royal Woods.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Vince: Thank you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "Alright, guys, you heard him! You all have to be on your best behavior! Now, if we each take a section of Mom's list-"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The girls run over him and go off into different sections of the store.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "I should have known...I've been played..."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Don't worry Lincoln, I'll keep them under control. You just complete that list.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: I can always count on you Laney. [Laney runs after her sisters] TBC

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The list reads for eggs that are not cracked, milk that's not spoiled, instant noodles, onions and potatoes.] Lincoln: "I've got $200. I just need a way to save $4." [finds a dented can of tomato sauce.]  "Ooh! 10 cents off the dented one! A couple more savings like this and I'll have enough for my Zombie Bran!" [Lynn is speeding on a shopping cart.] Lynn: "YIPPEE-KI-YEE, MARKET SHOPPERS! YAYAYAYAYAYA-WOO!" [runs into and picks up Lincoln.] Lincoln: "Lynn!" [notices the manager polishing a chicken rotisserie and gasps.]  "Eject! EJECT!" [The cart goes wheeling by and the manager goes after it; Lynn has landed in the marshmallow bin.] Lynn: "Ah, nice! Ha ha! Soft landing." [Lincoln has landed in the pineapple box.] Lincoln: "Ugh. Maybe for you." [A kid who looks eerily identical to Lincoln with bleach blonde hair, an orange shirt, blue jeans and a white beanie notices him and laughs at his painful landing. Lincoln continues shopping and finds out he still has a pineapple on the seat of his pants and pulls it out, leaving some painful aftershocks.] Lincoln: "YEOWCH!" [tosses pineapple away and checks the list.]  "Okay. Where were we? Milk." [In the dairy section, Luan is juggling eggs.] Luan: "Step right up, folks, to see some  eggs -cellent juggling!" [laughs]  "Get it?" [drops the eggs on a passing customer.]  "Whoops! Oh, looks like the  yolk's  on you!  [laughs again] Lincoln: "Luan! Cut it out!"  [notices the manager checking inventory.] [Now Luan is balancing eggs on her head.] Luan: "Whoa! How's this for a  balanced  breakfast?"  [laughs some more] [Lincoln grabs her and the manager slips on the egg yolks and lands on the pineapple Lincoln disposed of.] Manager: "YEOWCH! WHO DID THIS?!"  [looks around]  "We've got a hooligan in our midst..." [Lincoln and Luan are hiding under the shopping cart.] Luan: "Ah, he's no fun. I was on an  egg roll ! Get it?"  [laughs as Lincoln groans]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln has just gotten more of the shopping done.] Lincoln: "Okay, that's another 50 cents saved for old lettuce." [The intercom comes on] Manager:  [on the intercom]  "Attention, shoppers! We have a 2 for 1 sale on waffles!" Lincoln: "Ooh! A sale!" [heads over to the frozen food section and picks up two boxes of frozen waffles.]  "2 for 1!" [calculates]  "That puts me another buck closer to Zombie Bran!" Woman: "AAAHH!!! THERE'S A CHILD IN THE FROZEN PEAS!!! AAAHH!!!" [runs away] [Lincoln finds that it's Lisa.] Lincoln: "Lisa! What are you doing?" Lisa: "Research for my cryogenic freezer. The future needs my brain." Lincoln: "I don't believe this." [The manager is coming and Lincoln has gotten Lisa out right before he could check.] Manager: "Doh! Where did that hooligan go?" [Lincoln and Lisa escape via the snowman display for the frozen foods, and Lincoln moves onto the seafood aisle.] Lincoln: "Okay, talapia." [notices Leni tying balloons to the lobsters and setting them free.] Leni: "Be free! The ocean's that way. Or is it that way?" Lincoln: "Leni! What are you doing?" Leni: "Can you believe people were going to eat these poor, helpless creatures?" [lets another one go] Lincoln: "Leni! No!" [One of the lobsters pops its balloon with its claw and lands on Lincoln's back and snaps his leg] Lincoln: "YEOWCH! OW OW OW OW!" [hides Leni behind the lobster tank just as the manager arrives.] Manager: "What the? Who did this?" [notices Lincoln's hair and laughs viciously.]  "I gotcha now." [one of the lobsters pinches his ankle.]  "YEOWCH! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" [crashes off-screen] Lincoln:  [pushing Leni]  "Go go go go! What is wrong with you guys? I told you I was on a mission, and you're all-"  [The intercom comes on again]  "Ooh! Another sale!" [However, it's really Luna on it.] Luna:  [jamming on the intercom]  "For those about to shop, I salute you!" Lincoln:  [exasperated]  "Dang it..." [catches her during her jam session and puts her in the cart.] Luna: "GOODNIGHT, GROCERY STORE!!!" [The manager comes by and hangs up the intercom.] Manager:  [determined]  "I'll get you yet..." [The toiletry aisle] Lincoln: "Let's see...value pack...family pack...ah, here we go! Village pack!" [puts a giant pack of three ply toilet paper into the cart and checks it off the list.]  "Check! Yes! That was the last item. And now for the moment of truth." [takes a deep breath and calculates the total.] "And the grand total is...$196, which leaves...4 bucks for Zombie Bran! YES!!!" [heads over to the cereal aisle and finds one box of Zombie Bran left.]  "Phew. Last box. I can't believe it's really-" [That bratty kid who is Lincoln's Doppelganger snatches the box.] Bratty Kid: "Mine!" Lincoln: "Hey, you can't do that! I had it first!" Bratty Kid: "And I have it now, Pineapple Boy!" [runs off laughing with the box.] Lincoln:  [very determined]  "Oh, you are going down..." [gives chase] [The manager notices him.] Manager: "Oh, you are going down..." [gives chase as well] [While Lincoln chases after his doppelganger, the twins are squirting each other with produce hoses.] Lincoln: "Guys, please stop! You're gonna get us kicked out!" [The bratty doppelganger knocks over the watermelons, and Lincoln reaches for a fruit scale to dodge them and continues the chase. The manager gets bombarded by the melons. Leni has let all the grilled chickens out of the rotisserie.] Leni: "Go, chickens! Be free!" Lincoln: "Please, stop! You're gonna get us kicked out!" [continues chase] [The bratty kid pours a ton of coffee beans out of the dispenser. Lincoln uses sausage links to swing right over the beans and lands next to a free sample table.] Sample Lady: "Sample, dear?" Lincoln: "Oh, thank you." [takes a sample and eats it up before resuming.] [The manager tries swinging on the sausage links like Lincoln did only to slip and fall toward the sample table.] Sample Lady: "Oh dear!" [The manager crashes onto the table off-screen and Lincoln is running through the bakery where the bratty lookalike squeezes out liquid butter all over the floor to literally give Lincoln the slip. But Lincoln grabs a shopping basket and uses it to slide right over the butter and notices Lucy mashing cakes together to look like a monster devouring the bride and groom at the top of a wedding cake.] Lincoln: "Please, stop!" Lucy: "Sigh..." [The manager sees the tip of Lincoln's white hair in the reflecting glass and slips on the butter right into Lucy's cake sculpture. Back at the frozen food section, Lincoln notices the snowman display wearing that kid's shoes.] Lincoln: "Game over, cereal stealer!" [tackles the display and finds nothing.]  "Dang it..." [notices the lookalike escape out of the frozen peas.]  "Hey!" [slips on a pea package.] [The boy gets away, but the lobsters on the balloons, the bag of peas, and the snowman's corn cob pipe give Lincoln an idea. He loads the pipe up with peas and shoots them at the balloons, dropping one of the lobsters on the doppelganger's back and snapping him in his butt and turning him down the bakery. The manager sees the bleach blonde of the bratty kid's hair and uncovers him under the cart.] Manager: "Gotcha, hooligan!" [The lookalike's mother furiously drags him by his ear toward the exit.] Bratty Kid's Mom:  [furious]  "I can't believe you got us kicked out of here!" Bratty Kid: "Can I just get my cereal?" Bratty Kid's Mom:  [takes it and tosses it aside]  "NO!" [Lincoln catches it in slow motion.] Bratty Kid: "But-but-but...my Zombie Bran!" [Lincoln victoriously waves it at him.] Lincoln:  [triumphant]  "YES!!! And now to get out before we're  kicked  out."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln is shoving his sisters to the checkout counter.] Lincoln: "Come on, people! Let's go! Move it!" Bobby: "Check it out, babe!" [He has stocked the paper towels to show Lori's image.] Lori:  [infatuated]  "Oh, Boo-Boo Bear...you're such an amazing artist." Bobby: "Nah, babe. You're just an amazing muse." [Lori takes a photo with her phone to remember it by.] Lincoln:  [grabs his oldest sister]  "Let's go!" [The girls are complaining about Lincoln's rush.] Lola: "Why are you pushing us?" Lincoln: "Because I'm  this  close to getting my cereal, and I don't want you guys to ruin it." [The girls come to a screeching halt] Lori: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you mean  your  cereal?" Lincoln: "I made a deal with Mom. If I had enough money left after getting all the groceries, I could get my Zombie Bran." Lana: "Well, if  you  get a treat,  I  want a treat!" Lola: "Yeah! I want little princess pies!" Lucy: "I want blood pudding." Lisa: "I could re-up on my sodium bicarbonate." Lana: "And I want dog biscuits!" [Lola glances at her awkwardly]  "They're for Charles! I swear! Even though they are great for my teeth, and my coat..." Lincoln: "No way! There's no money left!" Luna:  [grabs the cereal box]  "Well, there will be if we put this back!" Lincoln: "Give me that! I worked my butt off to get it!" [The kids start fighting over the fate of the Zombie Bran and the checkout clerk calls the manager over. Lincoln is blasted out of the fight cloud right toward Bobby's Lori display.] Bobby: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" [Lincoln crashes right into the display and the manager shows up and sees Lincoln.] Manager: "I thought I already got rid of you, hooligan! Now I want you out of my store! And take your sisters with you!" [This breaks up the girls' fight and the girls leave with looks of regret on their faces.] Manager:  [grabbing the Zombie Bran box]  "I'll take that!" Lincoln:  [fighting for it]  "But...but..." [loses it to the manager; forlorn]  "My Zombie Bran..." Manager: "Boo-Boo Bear! Push broom!" [Bobby hands his boss the push broom and he pushes Lincoln out of the store.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [On the ride home, Rita is not happy with Lincoln.] Rita:  [very upset]  "Well, isn't this wonderful. I guess I'll be shopping in the next town over for a while." Lincoln: "I'm sorry, Mom. But it's not all  my  fault." Rita:  [silences him with her hand wave.]  "Mmm-I don't wanna hear about it. You told me you could handle the grocery shopping, but clearly you cannot." Lincoln: "But Zombie Bran!" Rita: "You can forget about that cereal, Lincoln." Lincoln: "But-" Rita: "End of discussion!" [The girls all look at each other, full of guilt over Lincoln not getting his cereal.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Back home, a new Zombie Bran commercial is playing.] Announcer: "Bored of the same old breakfast?" [Lincoln sighs over his same old breakfast that he's now stuck with while Lily eats her mushy baby food.] Announcer: "Then try Zombie Bran! The cereal that turns you into the walking fed!" Zombie Boy:  [zombie voice]  "Braaaaan! BRAAAAAN!!" Announcer: "Now in new Raisin the Dead flavor!" [A new box with the aforementioned flavor appears next to the original flavor box. Lincoln turns the TV off and sighs depressed and goes back to eating his boring cereal. Just then, his sisters come in acting like zombies for some reason.] Sisters:  [zombie voice]  "BRAAAAN!!!" Lincoln:  [despondent]  "Very funny, guys. I'm not in the mood." [Lynn jumps on the sofa while still acting like a zombie.]  "Whoa! Hey!" Lynn:  [zombie voice]  "BRAAAAAN!!!" Sisters:  [zombie voice]  "BRAAAAN!!!" [Lori presents to him a box of Zombie Bran.] Lincoln:  [gasps thankfully]  "You got me my cereal?!" Lori:  [pours him a bowl]  "It's the least we could do. The only reason you didn't get this was because of us." Lincoln: "I only have one thing to say to you all." [splatters the cereal all over his face and starts acting like a zombie.]  "OOH...BRAAAAAN!!!" [The kids start having a Zombie Bran fight which Lily watches.] Lily:  [zombie voice to the viewers]  "BRAAAAAN!!!"