Stress Test/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Stress Test".

Script
[A Loteria card.] Sergio: [Squawks] "Another exciting game of Loteria!" ''[Ronnie Anne slams a dime on the tree. Ronnie Anne and Maria look at each other.]'' Ronnie Anne and Maria: "Hmm..." [Ronnie Anne and Maria look at Hector, Carl, and CJ as they look at each other.] Hector, Carl, and CJ: "Hmm..." [Hector, Carl, and CJ look at Frida, Carlos, Sergio and Rosa as they look at each other.] Frida, Carlos, and Rosa: "Hmm..." Sergio: [Refined squawk] [Sergio picks up a card from the deck as everybody else looks at their Loteria cards.] Sergio: [Squawks] "From the sea!" [Holds up card.] "Shrimp!" [Everybody else looks closely at their cards when suddenly Ronnie Anne puts a penny on the shrimp on her Loteria card.] Ronnie Anne: "Yes! I have it! I'm getting the hang of this Loteria game. I only need one more to win:" [Ronnie Anne goes back and forth pointing to the scorpion and mermaid on her Loteria card.] "Scorpion or mermaid. Scorpion or mermaid." [Sergio picks up a card from the deck.] Sergio: [Squawks] "It's juicy! It's sweet!" [Squawks] "Melon!" [Carlos and Maria notice the melon on their Loteria cards and put pennies on them.] Carlos and Maria: [Gasps] Loteria!" [They get annoyed with each other and stand up.] Maria: "I said it first!" Carlos: "Nuh-uh!" Rosa: "Don't make me separate you two!" [Carl hides his coins. Enter Carlota.] Carlota: [Gasps] "OMG, guys, look!" [Enter Bobby.] "Bobby and I got our BAT test scores in the mail!" Carl: "Ooh, what's a BAT test?" [gasps] "Do you get to sleep upside down and eat crickets?!" Carlota: "No, Carl! BAT stands for Big Academic Test. It's to get into college, and I crushed it! Fashion design school, here I come!" Frida: "Oh, I'm so proud of you, mija. Go pursue your dreams! But don't leave me! [sobs]" Maria: "Is something wrong, Bobby?" Bobby: "I didn't get a good BAT score." Rosa: [Gasps] "Who wouldn't want to give mi Bobbito a good score?" [Walks up to door, taking her shoe off.] I'll just give those testing people a piece of my mind!" Bobby: "I don't think that'll help, Abuela." [groans] "I really wanted to do well so I could go to business school and open up a whole chain of mercados. I don't know what happened. I aced all my practice tests, but as soon as I sat down, my palms got sweaty and I forgot everything! Like, even where I parked. [Pulls out car keys.] I had to walk home!" Hector: "You left the mercado van there?! I'm gonna get a ticket!" Carlos: "Huh, sounds like a classic case of test-taking anxiety. My students get all the time. Never fear, Bobby! There are many scientific ways to beat it! I'll help you." Bobby: "Deal!" ''[They shake hands. Carlos's hand gets covered in sweat.]'' Carlos: "Eh, you weren't kidding about your sweaty palms." [Chuckles] Frida: "[sobbing]" Carlota: "Mom..." Frida: "I can't let go! [sobbing]" Carlota: "You're... crushing... me..." [A transition with cards happens, when one of the cards show a picture of Carlos in a graduation cap and gown, as it reads, "El Profesor" (The Professor).]

''[Rosa bangs on one pan while Bobby bangs on two. Enter Carlota with a purple face mask and her hair tied up in a pink towel. Bobby thinks she's an evil spirit.]'' Carlota: "What's all this noise?! You are ruining my zen time." Bobby: "Evil Spirit!" [Screams] "It didn't work!" [Bobby hides in Rosa's apron.]

[Carl stands on a stool he brought behind Bobby.] Carl: "DO BETTER!!!" [He prepares to smack Bobby with a rolled-up newspaper, but Rosa throws her shoe at him.] Rosa: "Huh!"

Bobby: "I forget everything, even my name. I wrote Booby."