Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170703010625

Lana: "What is this weird sparkly towel?"

Lincoln: "It's called a dress, Lana.

Me: Now, hold still while we work the magics." [sprays and combs Lana's hair]

Lana: "Ugh! It smells like princess farts!"

[The spray makes its way over to the twins' room. Lola smells it and heads to the bathroom with a sinister look on her face. She barges in and finds Lincoln with his shirt off and spraying his armpits with the spray.]

Lincoln: "Oh, hey, Lola! Your hairspray makes a great deodorant. It really covers up that musky man smell."

Lola: "Hmm..." [leaves]

[Lincoln, Lana, and Ray sigh with relief]

Lincoln: "Help me get my arms unstuck."

Me: "Okay, this is going to hurt, RRRRRRR."

[Ray rips Lincoln's arms apart from their pits which makes him scream in agony]