User blog:TheMaximumMatt/Camp Bluebell Day 1: The Third Wheel

Prologue
[Lola and Lana are packing up their bags]

Lana: [breathes in] Man, I can't wait for this!

Lola: I know! Four whole weeks at the best campground in Royal Woods! Camp Blue Bell, here we come! [Lola glances at the viewers] Oh, hi! You must those guys Lincoln keeps talking to when he's by himself. Allow me to explain. Remember that time when Lana and I became official Bluebell Scouts?

Lana: [to viewers] Well, guess what?! This summer, they're doing a four week camp for all of the accepted Bluebell members! A whole four weeks resting in a cabin, eating smores, and-

Lola: Lana! I was going to explain that!

Lana: Sorry! I just got excited.

Lola: [to viewers] Well, anyway... yeah. We're gonna be doing that over the summer.

Lana: And it's gonna be so much fun! Who knows what we'll be doing there?

Lola: And who we'll get to meet? I hope we meet some fancy people there!

Rita: Kids! We gotta leave now or else we'll be late!

Lola and Lana: Coming Mom!

Lola: [to viewers] That's our call!

[The twins walk out and see the family looking a little sad]

Lana: Hey guys! ...What's wrong?

Lori: It's nothing. It's just... you're gonna be gone for so long.

Lola: Don't worry. We'll be back.

Leni: For four weeks? That's like... twenty whole months!

Lisa: Actually, it's approximately one.

Leni: Well, it still feels like a long time!

Lincoln: What we're trying to say is that we'll miss you!

Luan: Yeah. We're not used to seeing you be gone for so long!

Lynn: You're gonna be separated from us!

Lana: Yeah. I guess it's gonna be a while before we see each other again. Huh?

Leni: It's gonna be sad not having you around! You guys are a lot of fun!

Lola: Yeah. I would keep in touch with you guys, but... we won't exactly have internet where we're going.

Family (sans Lisa): Aww...

Lisa: Fear not siblings! ''[pulls out a metallic drawing board. The board contains two rectangular boxes on top of each other.]''

Lola: Uh, Lisa. This is a tablet. We won't have internet there!

Lisa: Negatory! This is not just a simple tablet! Rather, this is a communication device. Think of it as a walkie-talkie... one that doesn't need the internet.

Lola: Uh... how does it work?

Lisa: Glad you asked! [pulls out another tablet] Lola. Try writing something into that top box on the board you're holding.

Lola: Okay...

''[Lola takes out the pen attached to the board and writes the words, "BEWARE LORI'S DEADLY FARTS", into the top box of the tablet she's holding. The words appear on the second tablet Lisa's holding.]''

Lori: Hey!

Lisa: And presto! Just like that, whatever you write in the top box of that tablet will appear on the bottom box of this tablet and vice versa.

Lana and Lola: Cool!

Lori: Not nice!

Lola: What?!

Lincoln: Cool! Now we can keep in touch with you guys! You can tell us what you do at the camp! It's like you're here even when you're not!

Lisa: Just don't lose it! That's the only one I had time to make!

Lola: Will do!

Rita: Hurry!

Lola and Lana: Sorry, Mom!

''[The family hop in the van. The twins put their bags on top of Vanzilla, and together they drive away to the camp. They arrive at the camp. The twins are excited while the family is worried.]''

Lola: We're here!

Lori: Well, I guess this is goodbye!

Leni: Bye guys... [hugs them]

Luna: Stay cool at the camp!

Luan: 'Till we meet again!

Lynn: Later, kiddos!

Lincoln: We're gonna miss you guys!

Lucy: Don't die out there.

Lisa: I second that.

Lily: Poo poo.

Lola and Lana: Bye! We'll miss you!

''[The kids do one final hug and the parents take the kids and their bags to the waiting area where all the other kids are waiting for the camp bus. They're greeted by the Scout leader.]''

Scout Leader: Oh hello! You're just in time! Are these two the last campers?

Rita: Hi. My name's Rita. These are my kids, Lola and Lana.

Scout Leader: Thank you for bringing them. My name is Clarabelle. I'm the Scout Master. I'll watch the kids from here.

Rita: Alright, kids! Time for you big girls to go into camp all by yourself!

Lola and Lana: Okay!

Lana: I guess this is bye then.

Rita: Oh, I'm gonna miss you two so-

[Suddenly, Lynn Sr. grabs them and hugs them tightly while crying loudly]

Lynn Sr.: DON'T LEAVE ME! I CAN'T LET YOU TWO GO!

Lola: [in pain] We'll miss you too, Dad...

Rita: Honey! Calm down! They're gonna be back!

Lynn Sr.: Not until an entire month! [cries] I'm gonna miss you so much! My children!

Rita: Don't mind him... Goodbye kids! See you soon! Have fun!

Lola and Lana: We will! Bye! We love you!

Rita: I love you too! Don't forget to stay in touch! [to Lynn Sr.] Oh honey! Please stop! You're embarrassing the kids!

Lynn Sr.: They're gone! [cries]

[The rest of the family drive off in Vanzilla]

Lola: Well, we're here!

Lana: Can't wait!

Scoutmaster Clarabelle: Hello! I'm Scoutmaster Clarabelle. Why don't you go over there and sit with the other campers? We'll be waiting for the bus to take us.

''[Lola and Lana do so and see the ten other campers waiting. Suddenly, a kid riding a skateboard flies over them. ]''

Trixie: Incoming! [crashes on the hard ground] Woohoo! Wicked!

[Transition to a country girl doing a lasso]

Bella: Yee-haw!

Hailey: Go Bella! Go Bella! Lasso that fella!

[Bella throws the rope and grabs a plush doll from the tree]

Bella: Got it for you, Mavis!

Mavis: Hee hee! Thank you, Bella! [hugs the doll]

Hailey: Yay, Bella!

Bella: Thanks for the support, Hailey! [looks beside her] Woah! I think that's a runaway sheep! I got her! [runs off]

Hailey: Alright, Bella!

[Bella runs across a girl trying to stay clean]

Sharon: Watch my dress! Will you? You'll get dust over it!

Gaia: [protecting flower] Be careful. I don't want you to hurt young Jane here. [covers flower]

Bella: Woops... my bad. It was only a deer...

''[Transition to Kendall sitting calmly by herself. Suddenly, she's interrupted by a frantic girl]''

Stacy: [worried] KENDALL! I NEED YOUR HELP!

Kendall: Woah! Woah! Hold on there, Stacy. Calm down. What's the problem?

Stacy: I- I- I- I- I lost my allergy pill bottle! It was in my bag when I packed it, but now it's gone! It's not in the pocket I put it in! [blows in paper bag]

Kimberly: [gasps dramatically] A sudden conflict! The loss of a prized possession! Where could it be?! Was this a crime of theft?! Who did it?! Or what if you left it at home! Oh the endless possiblities of what this could build up to! Oh the tragedy! The drama!

Kendall: [looks at bag] Did you check the other pocket?

Stacy: [checks second pocket] Oh look... there it is...

Kendall: See? Nothing to worry about. Now, let's all go back to being at peace.

Kimberly: And thus, it's a happily ever after.

Gaia: Can you please keep it down? Jane is trying to soak in some sunshine.

Kendall: My apologies, Gaia.

[Lola and Lana are surprised by these new campers]

Lola: Well... this isn't what I was exactly expecting.

Lana: Yeah... It's even better! Everyone seems to awesome!

[Lola and Lana are about to take a step when they are suddenly whacked in the front by a stick]

Lola: Ow! Who did that?!

Brooke: Oi! I was crossing here! You don't cross my path!

Lana: Jeez!

Brooke: That's Brooke to you! For that kind of attitude, drop and give me twenty!

Lola: What?!

Brooke:  Don't talk back to me! I'm the boss Drop!

''[Lola and Lana do so reluctantly. Brooke walks away, and when she does so, the twins get up]''

Lana: Well, almost everyone that is... [groans]

Lola: I can tell I'm not gonna like her!

Clarabelle: Alright, everyone! The bus is here! Roll call, people! Kendall... Hailey... Mavis...

Lola and Lana: Here we go!

[The twelve campers get on the bus after putting their bags in the compartment.]

Lola: Welp, you know what this means, Lana?

Lana: [brings out writing board] Time for the drawing board!

Lola and Lana: Let the camp begin!

Day 1
''Hi, family. This is Lola speaking... or writing in this case. So, you're probably wondering what we've done for the past few minutes we've been away. Well, now we're on the bus on our way to Camp Bluebell. So far, we've seen a bit of each of the campers. There's 12 of us here to be exact. There's me and Lana obviously... or is it Lana and I? Remind me to ask Lisa later. Anyway, there's also Kendall, she's the peacekeeper, Mavis, who I'd like to call a sweetheart, Hailey, the energetic one, Bella, the country girl... Brooke... and Kimberly, the drama queen who's also into plays and books from what I hear (I think she and Lucy would get along very well), Trixie, the wierd "skateboard-y" girl, Sharon, the only one I'm really interested in, being the prim and proper one and all, Stacy, who has... issues to put it nicely, and Gaia, the one who's obsessed with flowers (she even names them!). All I can say is that these new campers are... unique I should say, but hey, I've lived with you guys all my life, so I'm used to these kinds of things. Lana's already talkign to a bunch of these new campers, but me, I'm not too sure about these guys. They're not my style, most of them at least. Do you think I'll ever get along with them? Oh! We're here it looks like! Gotta run! See ya!''

Lana: So, Lola. How do like these new guys so far? I like Trixie. She's my kind of girl! she reminds me a lot of Lynn for some reason.

Lola: [sighs] I don't know. They seem a bit wierd.

Lana: Lola! Not nice!

Lola: I'm sorry! They're just... different.

Lana: But what about us? We're your family!

Lola: You guys back at home are an exception. You're my family, so I'm more used to you guys, but these are complete strangers I've never met.

Lana: When we were born, our families were complete strangers too, but that didn't stop us.

Lola: Since when did you become the philosophical one?

Lana: I think Kimberly's stylish language is rubbing off of me. [chuckles]

Scoutmaster Clarabelle: Okay, scouts! Welcome to Camp Bluebell! Before we get started with our tour, we should settle in our cabins. Anita! Bring me my list!

''Oh yeah, I should also mention Scoutmaster Clarabelle, the nice woman you met earlier, has an assistant named Anita, but she wants us to call her "Assistant Anita". Ugh. That's a mouthful...''

Anita: Yes, mam! List right here!

Scoutmaster Clarabelle: So, let's head down to the cabins!

3 minutes later...

Scoutmaster Clarabelle: Now then, since there are five cabins, there will be three in each one. Anita and I will take Cabin A, Sharon, Gaia, and Mavis will be in Cabin B, Brooke, Trixie, and Kimberly will be in Cabin C, Hailey, Stacy, and Kendall will be in Cabin D, and Lola, Lana, and Bella, will be in Cabin E.

Lola: Bella?

Clarabelle: Alright, campers! Let's get settled in.

[Lola and Lana enter Cabin E. Bella follows them.]

Lola: So, you're Bella, right?

Bella: That's correct!

Lana: Where are you from?

Bella: You know, Royal Woods?

Lana: Uh duh! We live there!

Bella: My family's not too far off from there. We're more of a rural family if you couldn't tell. [chuckles] There's a lot of sand and dust where I live. You guys?

Lana: Lola and I live in Royal Woods. It's just your average town. We live in a family of 13, so-

Bella: Thirteen?! You're pulling my leg!

Lana: Nope. It's true!

Bella: Well, I reckon it must be hard living there then. Huh?

Lana: [laughs] Sometimes, but we pull through it.

Lola: So... Bella, uh, do you have any siblings?

Bella: Nope... I'm an only child as of now.

Lola: Oh.

Lana: We also have four pets! It's pretty crazy with them!

Bella: What kinds of animals we talking here?

Lana: Cat, dog, bird, and hamster. You?

Bella: We have a pig.

Lola: A pig?!

Bella: Yep. His name's Huey! He's a cute little guy I tell ya!

Lana: [fascinated] Lucky!

Lola: [disgusted] Oh... how... interesting... yeah.

[As Bella lifts her bag onto her bed, sand pops out and dusts up Lola's dress and her bags, and thus, everything inside them]

Bella: Whoops! Sorry 'bout that! You got a bit of my home dust there!

Lola: My dress! My bags! You ruined them! [growls]

Bella: Is somethin' the matter?

Lola: [grinding teeth] I just gotta go out for a bit, you know...

''I got stuck with a roommate who owns a pig for a pet! Those messy creatures! Not to mention, she even got dust on my dress and sand inside my bags! I spend days organizing them and keep them cleaning! This camp is gonna stink if I have to deal with sand in my eyes!''

[Meanwhile, Bella and Lana are growing concerned for Lola]

Bella: I kind of get the feeling that your sis over there doesn't like me very much.

Lana: Don't worry about her. She's always like that. Getting angry and such. She's really nice when you get to meet her though.

Bella: Well, I'll try my best to get on her good side.

''[Transition to the kids at the camp cafeteria. Bella looks at Lola, who's grumbling over her dusty dress]''

Bella: Ahem. Hi, Lola.

Lola: [trying to be nice] Oh... hey...

[An awkward silence follows]

Bella: You mind if I sit there for a bit?

''[Lola rolls her eyes. She reluctantly lets her sit next to her.]''

Bella: Hey. I'm mighty sorry about your dress and your stuff.

Lola: [groans] I just don't want to talk okay?

Bella: I promise it was an accident. I can clean it up for ya'! Watch! [spits on her hand, forming a fist and rubs on Lola's dress]

Lola: Ew! Get your slimy hands off!

Bella: Hold on and... done!

[Lola looks down and sees her dress is clean]

Lola: What the- ? How did you- ?

Bella: It's an old family trick my family taught me.

Lola: Well... thanks for that.

Bella: Is something still wrong? I said I was sorry about your dress.

Lola: [sighs] It's not just that. I just- I'm not so sure about meeting new people. I mean, I'm not used to getting to new strangers who are complete opposites of me. You're more into being dusty and rowdy and stuff while I'm a pageant princess. I don't know how I can get along with everyone. I want to to enjoy this camp and all, but- everyone's so-

Bella: Don't strain yourself. I know how you're feeling. Yep. I was a bit weary of the new campers when I first came in too. Everyone was so different from me too! But once I decided to put aside my differences and talk to these new people, I actually became friends with a lot of these new campers!

Lola: You did?

Bella: Yeah! Lana did the same thing, and look at her!

[Lana is admiring Trixie's skateboarding tricks]

Bella: She's made friends with the entire camp almost!

Lola: Well, you're not wrong about that! I guess I'm just not as used to it as she is.

Bella: Don't fret. I'm sure if you did the same thing, putting aside differences, you'll see that being different from people isn't such a bad thing.

Lola: Well... I never thought of that at first. Thanks, Bella. I feel a little better about this camp now. Sorry I got mad at you before. I hope you can forgive me for how sour I was.

Bella: It's alright. Not everyone is used to my "home dust" you know.

[Bella and Lola laugh]

Lana: So, I take it you two are friends now?

Lola: Yeah. I guess we are.

Bella: Hey, you two wanna see a trick my family learned? [places a pea on her fork and flings it offscreen]

Lola: Uh... where did it go?

Bella: Hold on!

''[Pause. The pea suddenly flies in Bella's mouth from above.]''

Lola: Wow... how did you do that?!

Bella: If I told you, then it wouldn't be a secret. Wouldn't it?

Lana: See? Bella's awesome, Lola!

Lola: Yeah! She is! Not to mention wise too.

Bella: Aw, shucks.

Scoutmaster Clarabelle: I must say, you three are getting along with the other campers very well!

Bella: Oh! Scoutmaster Clarabelle!

Scoutmaster Clarabelle: You can just call me Scoutmaster. Anyway, I really appecirate the way you three socialize so easily. It takes a lot of guts to go out and meet new people like that, so... I'm giving you three the "'Super Socializer badge!

Bella: Yee-haw! thanks Scoutmaster!

Lola: Wow! My first badge on my first day! Thank you!

Lana: Cool! That's one to me collection!

Scoutmaster: I hope you three will continue to keep it up. This is just the kind of friendship Bluebell's looking for!

Lola, Bella, and Lana: You bet!

THAT NIGHT

''Hey, Lola speaking again. Remember how I said this camp was going to stink? Well, I take it all back! This camp is awesome! I actually got to meet up with our roommate, Belle. She's awesome actually. She showed this one cool pea trick she did with her spoon, she showed me a picture of her pet pig, who might just be the most adorable thing I've ever seen, and she even helped me clean up my dress and stuff in my bag. She showed me how she did it so quickly with her spit... though it did take some practice with Lana and I... ha. If this is how much fun being friends with someone from this camp is, I can't wait to meet all the rest of the campers this summer. I might even start talking to that Brooke girl from before... maybe that'll be easier said than done... And I got my first badge! All three of us did! The Super Socializer badge! So exciting! Anyways, gotta get some sleep. See you tomorrow! Can't wait to share all of my experiences!''

Bella: Good night, Lola!

Lola: Night guys!

[The cabins lights turn off and everyone drifts happily to sleep]

THE END