User blog:007Jamesdean/Joke Minisode 3: Loud's Bad Day

This is my third Joke Minisode and it's gonna show what happened when the Loud Kids, Me and Rachel are having a bad time. It's gonna work in reverse order.

LINCOLN

Me and Rachel are watching tv when Lincoln came in and he had a sour look and he was beaten up. Bad.

Me: (Gasp) Lincoln what happened to you!?

Rachel: You look like you came out of a dumpster.

Lincoln: Chandler and his goons beat me up again! I hate those jerks!

Me: (Growls) Oh that does it!

I get up and Lincoln saw me get ready for something.

Lincoln: Where are you going J.D.!?

Me: To pulverize those monsters into Oblivion!

Rachel: Oh boy. Men.

20 minutes later I came back and I had a badly beat up Chandler in my hands.

Lori: You beat up that monster Chandler!?

Me: (Proudly) Yep. You girls can finish him off.

I throw him to them and Chandler got up.

Lori: How dare you bully our brother!? Only WE get to do that!

They brutally and savagely beat up Chandler at a ferocious level.

I sit down with Rachel and Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks for beating up Chandler for me J.D.

Me: No problem buddy.

Rachel: You did it.

Me: Yep. (laughs) Nobody messes with my friends and lives to tell about it.

Lincoln: You said it J.D.

We all laugh.

Chandler: (As the screen fades out) HELP ME!

LILY

Me and Rachel were watching TV when we heard Lily crying. We went up to her room and saw her crying in her crib.

Me: Aw Lily. What's wrong?

I hold her and comfort her.

Rachel: Ouch. Look at her finger.

Lily's thumb was red and throbbing.

Me: Ooh what happened Lily? Did you hurt your wittle finger? Oh I'm sorry.

I kiss it and make it better.

Me: There. All better?

Lily nods.

Me: Good.

I put Lily back in her crib.

Me: Be careful next time Lily.

Lily nodded again and I gave her blankie to her and she fell asleep..

Rachel: You're great with babies J.D.

Me: Shh. (Whispers) I've learned from these things Rach.

We left her room and I closed the door.

LISA

Lisa came in and she was crying hard. She was beaten up bad, her glasses were broken and her clothes were torn.

Me: (Gasp) Lisa!

We go over and see her.

Me: What happened?

Lisa: (Crying) I got assaulted by some bully colleagues at the university! They tormented me and hurt me bad!

Me: Oh your poor girl.

Rachel: I got this. Magic Winx!

Flora came.

Flora: Oh no. Lisa what happened?

Me: Some colleagues at the University beat her up bad.

Flora: Oh Lisa. Let me help you.

Flora used her magic and she healed her. Lisa was healed completely.

Lisa: (Sniffles) Thanks Flora.

Me: Let me take care of this.

I left the house for the University.

2 Hours Later.

I arrived back home clapping the dust off my hands.

Me: That takes care of that.

Rachel: What did you do?

Me: I pulverized those bozos and got them expelled.

Lisa: Well done 2nd big brother.

Me: Thanks Lisa. No one messes with my friends and lives to tell the tale.

We laugh.

LANA

Lana came home and she was crying hard and she had claw marks, black eye, torn clothes and no shoes.

Me: (Gasps) Lana!

We went over to her.

Me: What happened?

Lana: (Crying hard) I was walking home when I w..was attacked by a p..pack of Wolves!

Me: Whoa! Rachel get help fast!

Rachel: Yo! Musa!

Musa came down.

Musa: What's wrong Rach!? (Gasp) Lana!

Me: She was attacked by a pack of wolves. She got really hurt.

Musa: Oh man.

Musa picked up Lana.

Musa: Oh Lana. You poor thing.

Rachel: Don't worry. I got bandages.

Me: Great.

Lincoln came.

Lincoln: (Gasp) Lana!

He came over.

Me: She got attacked by a pack of wolves. She's hurt bad.

Lincoln: Oh man.

Lincoln helped put the bandages on Lana and she was all better.

Lana: (Sniffles) Thanks big bro.

Lincoln: No problem Lana. You have to be careful when you go outside.

Lana: I'll remember that for next time.

They hugged.

LOLA

Me and Rachel were watching TV with Lincoln when we heard screaming coming down the street. We looked out the window and saw Lola being chased by her beauty pageant rival Lindsey Sweetwater who was armed with a baseball bat that has spikes on it and we knew that she was gonna try to kill Lola.

Me: (Gasp) Come on!

We rush outside and Lola got behind Rachel. I grab the bat out of Lindsey's hand.

Me: Lindsey have you completely lost your mind!?

Lindsey: I've come in 2nd place to Lola for far too long and the only way to make sure I win again is to destroy Lola!

Rachel: Magic Winx!

Bloom came flying in.

Bloom: What's going on here?

Me: Lindsey Sweetwater here has lost her marbles. She wants to kill Lola because she's sick and tired of coming in 2nd place to her.

Rachel: Do Something!

Bloom picked Lindsey up by her back on her dress and held her up to Lincoln's Eye level.

Lincoln: Lindsey Sweetwater, you may be Lola's rival but no one messes my sisters on my watch! (Whistles)

The rest of the sisters came and they had angry looks on their faces.

Me: You mess with one Loud, you mess with ALL of them. Show no mercy girls.

They pounced on Lindsey and tied her up to a huge rocket and lit the fuse.

Lola: Happy trails Lindsey.

The rocket flew high up into the sky and exploded into a beautiful fireworks display. Lindsey's head appeared.

Lindsey: I HATE YOU LOLA LOUD!!!

Me: What a sore loser. No offense Lynn.

Lynn: None taken J.D.

Lola: Thanks guys. And thank you Linky.

Lincoln: No problem Lola.

Me: That little twerp got what she deserved.

Rachel: You said it.

LANEY

Laney came in and she was all beaten up, her clothes were shredded and she had a black eye and bleeding cuts and bruises.

Me: (Gasp) Oh my gosh! Laney!

Laney collapsed and I caught her.

Me: Laney who did this to you?

Laney: (Spits out a tooth and some blood) It was Chandler and his cronies.

Lincoln arrived.

Lincoln: Chandler did this to you Laney!?

Me: And his cronies. We have to stop this. Rachel get help.

Rachel: Yeah. Hey Mrs. Loud!

Rita came in and she gasped in horror.

Rita: LANEY! (She ran over and held her) WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?

Me: She was savagely beatened up by Chandler and his cronies.

Lincoln: Chandler and his goons have gone too far this time!

Me: They sure have! Lets get em. Rachel, you stay here and help Laney.

Rachel: Right. Come on, Laney. I'll get you some ice.

Laney. Okay.

45 minutes later Laney's sisters were nursing her back to health when me and Lincom come in with Chandler and his goons.

Lincoln: You're gonna pay for this Chandler.

Chandler: I'm glad I beat up Scarfy.

Me: Try telling that to the faces of Laney's sisters! You buttfaces!

Lori: How dare you bully Laney!?

Lucy: What you did was unforgivable.

Lisa: You will pay for this!

Me: They're all yours.

We threw them on the floor and the girls pounced on Chandler and his cronies and mercilessly pulverized them into dust. Me and Lincoln sat by Laney, Rachel and Rita.

Laney: Thanks guys.

Me: No problem Laney.

Lincoln: You mess with one Loud...

Rita: You mess with all of them. LET ME AT THEM!

Rita dives into the cloud and joins in the frey.

Me: Lesson here: Never mess with a Loud or you will face all of their wrath.

We laugh.

Chandler: HELP ME!

The screen irised in.

LUCY

Me and Rachel were heading into the living room to watch TV when we saw Lucy lying on the sofa sad. She had a dark cloud over her head and she was crying.

Me: Lucy what's wrong?

Lucy: (Sniffles) Lynn destroyed Edwin and I beat her up.

We gasped.

Lucy showed us her Edwin bust and it was shattered into a million pieces.

Me: Oh man. I'm sorry Lucy. I know how much he means to you. But you still have him on Vampires of Melancholia.

Rachel: I know how I can put him back together. (Snaps fingers)

In an instant Lucy's Edwin Bust was good as new.

Me: Whoa! Rachel how did you do that?

Rachel: My powers as a Winx enable me to do anything.

Me: That is so cool!

Lucy: Gasp! Oh Edwin I'm glad you're back together. Thank you Rachel.

Rachel: You're welcome Luce.

LYNN JR.

Lynn came in and she was beaten up and screamed and punched the wall in rage.

Me: Lynn! What happened to you?

Lynn: I lost my game because of the meatheads Hawk & Hank and they beat me up for the fun of it!

Me: Those Jerks! I'll make them eat spiders for this!

Rachel: They will pay for this!

Me: They will.

I walk out of the house and they all heard the sounds of savage punching, fighting and violence.

I come back 10 minutes later with a smile on my face.

I clap my hands and got the dirt off.

Me: That takes care of that.

Lynn: Did you beat them up?

Me: Yep. And lets just say that I ended their sports careers.

At the hospital, Hawk & Hank were in their beds and they were groaning in extreme pain as they were wrapped in casts, had black swollen eyes, teeth missing, bruises, bleeding cuts, scrapes and bruises and broken noses.

Hawk: I hate my life.

Hank: If you hate your life, I'll hate my life.

What a couple of losers.

LUAN

Luan came in and she was covered in tomatoes, pies, a bucket full of vomit was on her head and she was covered in cuts, bruises, some of her teeth were missing and she had a black eye, shredded clothes and the words "Not Funny" were on her shirt.

Me: (Gasp) Luan!

We rush over and look her over.

Me: What happened to you?

Luan: (Crying hard) My act was at a comedy club and everyone hated it! They humiliated me and ruined me!

Me: Those humorless nimrods! They wouldn't know great comedy if it bit them in their sorry butts! Rachel get help quick!

Rachel: Right. Layla!

Layla came down.

Layla: (Gasp) Luan!

Me: Luan was savagely humiliated her and beat her bad.

Layla: Oh no. Let me help. Healing Water!

Layla healed Luan with her water and she was all better.

Me: That was awesome Layla. Come on Rachel. Lets teach those Humorless nimrods a lesson they'll never forget.

Rachel: Ok.

We set out to the building where the comedy club was as and we threw Molotov Cocktails and Bottles of Nitroglycerin in it and the whole building exploded into flaming rubble.

KRABOOOM!!!!!!!

Me: Laugh to that you humorless nimrods.

We found out that the Comedy Club was a club for people that are stupid and Luan tried to cheer them up but it didn't work and she got the worst humiliation of her life.

We left a note in front of the destroyed building for them. It said "Laugh at this you Filthy Humorless Dirtbags!"

LUNA

Luna came home all bloody and bruised and her eye was black and swollen and her clothes are shredded and she was crying hard.

Me: (Gasps) Luna!

We went over.

Me: What happened to you!?

Luna: (crying hard) My concert went horribly wrong and a rival band beat me up'

Me: That's horrible! Luna who was this band?

Luna: It was Negative Swagger! They are the enemies of Mick Swagger! They hate us with a vengeance and want to take over the music world! They sabotaged my concert and beat me up and humiliated me! (Crying)

Me: Those monsters! Rachel get help. Then we're gonna destroy those monsters.

Rachel: Magic winx!

Musa came down and gasped.

Musa: Luna! What happened!?

Me: A bad band group that hates Mick Swagger with a terrible vengeance called the Negative Swagger ruined her concert and humiliated her really bad. They hate all Mick Swagger fans with a merciless vendetta.

Musa: These guys sound like they're trouble and they must be stopped at all costs.

Me: Word! Come on Rachel!

Rachel: Ok!

We set out and went after them.

2 hours later we came back and we pulled a wagon that had their broken and battered bodies on them

Luna: That's them dudes!

Rita, Lori and her siblings came

Lori: Nobody bullies our family and lives to tell about it!

They jumped them and savagely pulverized them in a huge dust cloud as the sounds of punching, kicking, biting and screaming were heard.

Luna: Thanks dudes.

Me: No problem Luna. Let's hope these losers learn their lesson. Where they're going and it won't be pretty.

We laugh as the fighting raged on.

LENI

Leni came back from the mall and she was brutally beatened up and crying hard.

Me: (gasps) Leni!

We went over and comforted her.

Me: Leni what happened to you?

Leni: (crying) I was beaten up by other people for getting my Wardrobe! It was totes awful!

Me: Oh that is it! Rachel get help! I'm going to the mall!

Rachel: Ok.

I walked to the mall.

3 hours later I came back completely unscathed and I had multiple bags of clothes in my arms.

Me: I have returned.

At the mall the store was a total mess and the customers were battered and bruised and hurt bad.

Customer: Ow.

LORI

On a rainy day Lori came home and she was in a really bad mood and she had nasty bruises, cuts, black eye, torn clothes and missing one shoe.

Me: Lori! What happened to you?

Lori broke down crying.

Lori: (Crying hard) Bobby and I literally had a huge fight and he beat ME UP BAD! (Bawling)

We go over and I comforted her.

Me: Oh Lori it's okay. There has to be a reason behind it.

Lori: (Crying) He was upset that I chose a poor restaurant for our date and... HE SNAPPED AND WE BROKE UP!!!!

Me: Oh Lori. It's not the end of the world.

Lori: (Crying) It is for me! He's now in prison on assault & battery and attempted murder charges and held without bail. I never want to see that monster again!

Lori's siblings came down and so did Lincoln.

Me: Lori it's all over. It's gonna be okay. Rachel help heal Lori.

Rachel: Okay. Crystal Voice!

Rachel fired a stream of sound at Lori and it healed her instantly.

Me: That was so cool!

Luna: That was rockin dude!

Me: Yeah but what're we gonna do about Bobby? He was Lori's love of her life and now Lori has no one because he's in jail.

Laney: Clyde has a mondo crush on her we know that so why not him?

Lincoln: Lets give it a shot. What do you think Rach?

Rachel: Yeah!

We called Clyde and told him what went down and he came over as soon as he got the message and almost instantly they became smitten. It was a happy time for them.

RACHEL

Me and Lincoln were watching TV when Rachel came in and she had lots of bruises and cuts, her clothes were shredded she had a black eye and was crying.

Me: (Gasp) Rach!

We went over to her.

Rachel: Ow! I was biking and I rode over a rock.

Me: That must've hurt. (I Whistle and Laney came)

Laney: What happened?

Me: Rachel rode her bike and hurt her leg.

Rachel: Help.

Me: How bad is it Rach?

Rachel: Super bad.

Me: Let me see.

I look at her leg and it's swollen and purple.

Me: Yeah it's broken.

Lisa: It appears to be a fracture of the ulna bone. She'll need to rest for 8 to 12 weeks.

Me: Whoa. We got to get it looked at. Lets get her to the hospital. Magic Winx!

Bloom arrived.

Bloom: What's up J.D.?

Me: We think Rachel broke her leg after hitting her bike on a rock.

Bloom: Lets get her to the hospital.

Rachel: Ouch.

Me: I know it hurts but we'll get it looked at.

In the hospital the doctor showed us Rachel's X-Ray of her leg. The right leg was broken and it would take 10 to 12 weeks to heal.

Me: Jeez. That's a really bad fracture.

Lincoln: Yikes! That must've really hurt.

Lynn: No kidding.

Doctor: Well Rachel is a really lucky girl. She'll have to rest for 10 to 12 weeks and she'll be in a wheelchair for that long.

Me: That's gonna be stressful.

Lily: Poo poo.

Rachel: Thanks guys.

Me: You're welcome Rach.

J.D.

I walk into the house and I was holding my leg in pain.

Me: Ow! MY LEG!

Rachel: J.D.! Are you ok?!

Me: I THINK MY LEG IS BROKEN! IT HURTS BAD!

I had tears coming out of my eyes as the pain is really unbearable.

Rachel: Guys! J.D. is hurt!

The Loud Siblings came and Lisa was looking me over.

Lisa: Now J.D. I need you to show me where it's hurting you.

Me: (Groans in pain) Okay.

I lift my hands away and they gasped seeing that my leg was blue and purple and had blood coming out of what looked like a bullet wound.

Lisa: You've been shot and it shattered your fibula.

Rachel: Eww!!

Lori: Somebody get help!

Rachel: I got this. Hearing Voice!

Rachel sang a song that fired a beam of light at my leg. It was healing me and the bullet slug came out and my leg was fully healed.

Me: That was awesome Rach! My leg is fully healed!

I look at the Bullet slug and pick it up.

Me: I can't believe this was in my leg. It's hard to imagine that they can hurt and kill people.

Rachel: I know.

Me: Thanks Rach. I owe you one.

Rachel: No problem.

Me: Now it's personal.

I found the man that did this to me and beat him up bad and threw him in jail.

THE END

Another Joke Minisode Complete.

Me and Rachel did this one as a role play. This was a great RP and it was funny too. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.