User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: No Guts, No Glori

Rita and Lynn Sr. were going on a date.

They left Lori in charge, and Linc said, "I hate,

It when this happens. She always says no."

Lori said, "Your music, mud, and games must go.

And no talking on the phone and I want you all,

To just stay in your rooms and stare at the wall."

Lincoln lead the other sisters into his room,

And said, "I'm really sick of this dullness and gloom.

Every time she's in charge it's the same old story,

So let's work together and overthrow Lori!."

They tackled Lori and tied her to a chair.

Lincoln said, "I've got a message to share:

Stop being so bossy. You enjoy it, don't you?",

And Lori said, "No, it's what I have to do."

Lana said, "Licnoln could do it, I'm sure,

And he could do it in a way that ain't such a bore."

"We're thinkin' Lincoln!" the sisters all cried.

"He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box," Lori replied.

Lincoln said, "Everyone, do what you like!",

But Lynn brought some dirt in and rode her dirt bike.

Lana fished in the tank and Lily climbed on the shelf.

"Maybe," thought Linc, "I can't do this myself."

Luan used her fake spider to give Leni a fright.

Lisa made a monster which was quite a sight.

Lana and Lucy threw food at each other.

Luna let off fireworks and "No!", said her brother.

Cliff had an accident, so Lincoln said, "Don't!".

Lynn said, "Who are you, Lori?! I don't want to stop. I won't!".

Lincoln decided to get Lori back,

So all of his sisters and pets would be on track.

Lola knocked him up and tied him to a chair.

This would've given most young boys a big scare,

But Lincoln is smart, so he had Geo chew,

Through the ropes and he said, "Lori, please, I need you!".

When he apologised, Lori said, "Let's go!".

Linc said, "How do we distract Lola?" and Lori said, "I know,"

And she used some glitter and everyone began,

To clean up as fast as anyone can.

Lori glared at Cliff to use his box, not the floor,

And everything was fine when the parents walked through the door.

Well, except for the golf club, so they were in trouble,

But at least the Loud house did not turn to rubble.