Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170506015410/@comment-30953185-20170506225944

Lynn Sr. checks the drawers for the can opener but can't find it] Lynn Sr.: "Where the heck is our can opener?" [Luan sneaks it out and Lynn Sr. resorts to opening cans with Geo's teeth] Lynn Sr.: "Ah, thank you, Geo. Nothing like a little  Lynn-genuity. [Luan shakes her fist in rage] Lynn Sr.:  [looking for the knives] "Where are the dang knives?"  [holds up packets of wieners] "I've got 20 hot dogs to slice!" [Lori sneaks the knives away, and Lynn Sr. resorts to cutting the franks with ice skates. Leni gives his performance a perfect 10; Lincoln smacks the score card out of her hands. Lynn Sr. is about to put the chopped franks into the pot, but finds some unexpected guests] Lynn Sr.: "Ah! Pot raccoons!"  [now with the franks in a casserole dish] "No problem. We'll do a casserole." [He tries to open the oven, but the handle gets stuck and breaks off. Luna is holding a bottle of glue, showing that was her doing. Now, Lynn Sr. puts the ingredients in a coffee pot] Lynn Sr.: "I'll just heat 'er up in the old coffee pot. That's using the old bean." [Just as he turns the coffee pot on, Lola tugs on the power line with her princess car hooked to it and shuts off the power to the house] Lynn Sr.: "Dang it."