User blog:TheEyeOfAllEyes/Fanfiction - Ray and Linc

I can't believe it, it has been two years since The Loud House came on TV, and it has also been over a year since I have been seeing self-insert fanfictions, only the original ones that is, for I do not read any rewrites. For over a year I have taken a lot of inspiration by self-insert writers Thomperfan, BatSam247, Kylefan92, and Ianj1997, and now the time has finally come to join them.

My 1st self-insert fanfiction, as well as my 4th fanfiction overall, or 11th as my very 1st fanfiction is an 8-parter.

The story starts here, taking place two years later
(The story begins at the Loud house, and then to the inside of the house, where Lynn Sr. and Rita were getting ready to meet the new neighbors.)

Lynn Sr.: Alright honey, are we all set for meeting our new neighbors?

Rita: I’m ready as you are.

(Enter 18-year-old Leni, 16-year-old Luan, 13-year-old Lincoln, and 6-year-old Lisa.)

Leni: Hello parentals.

Lincoln: We see that you’re going somewhere.

Luan: What’s the occasion?

Lisa: Seeing that Dad is carrying a whole dish of lasagna, it must be to do with the new neighbors that just moved to the neighborhood last night.

Lynn Sr.: We’re meeting the new neighbors across the street, just a couple houses away.

Rita: Any of you care to join?

Lincoln: I’ll come with you.

Lynn Sr.: Alright, anyone else?

(But Leni, Luan, and Lisa are already gone.)

Rita: It looks like it’s just going to be the three of us.

Lynn Sr.: Then let’s roll; I have my Lynn-sagna ready for welcoming the new neighbors.

(Lincoln and his parents leave their house. Scene cuts to a family who have come from California; they have recently last night moved to Royal Woods, Michigan and are now at their new house, which happens to be across the street of where the Loud house is. They are unpacking boxes of stuff they have taken with them to their new house. This is revealed to be my family, consisting of my parents, my younger brother, my younger sister, our dog, and of course, me, the oldest sibling in the family. My face is hidden off-screen.)

Older Brother (Me): (In my new room and unpacking my stuff) Finally, a nice fresh start, a new life far away from our old home, and away from all those people who aren’t any good. Well actually, most of them aren’t any good. None of the less, I can forget about those people now.

(I come out of my room to see the rest of my family unpacking their stuff. My face still remains hidden.)

Older Brother: (To myself) I know we will do just fine here.

(Lincoln and his parents arrive at our new house.)

Lincoln: This must be our new neighbors’ house.

Lynn Sr.: That’s the one. This is their new house.

Rita: I’m definitely looking forward to greet them.

Lynn Sr.: And so am I.

(Lynn Sr. rings the doorbell, causing our dog to bark. Eventually our dog stops barking, and my parents open the door.)

Lynn Sr. and Rita: Hello!!!

My Dad: Why, hello!

Rita: Welcome to the neighborhood, we’ve been looking forward to meeting you.

Lynn Sr.: We saw you just moving here last night and just thought I’d give you something to welcome you.

My Mom: Oh isn’t that nice?

Lynn Sr.: I’m Lynn Loud, and this is my wife Rita, and our son Lincoln.

Lincoln: Pleased to meet you.

My Dad: I’m R(*name withheld*) and this is my wife D(*name withheld*).

My Mom: Nice to meet you.

Lynn Sr.: I brought some of my “lynn-sagna,” homemade.

My Dad: How very thoughtful of you. Care to come in?

Lynn Sr.: Of course, as long as your dog doesn’t bark so much.

My Mom: We kept trying to get our dog to behave herself.

Lincoln: Our dog never barks like that when someone’s outside our front door. (Lincoln and his parents enter our house.)

My Dad: Sorry about all these boxes around here.

Lynn Sr.: Oh not to worry, it’s not the first time we try to get through any big mess.

(Enter my two siblings and our dog.)

Younger Brother and Sister: Hello!!!

My Dad: Here is our son D(*name withheld*) and our daughter S(*name withheld*). (*names withheld*), these are our new neighbors.

Lynn Sr.: Lynn Loud, my wife Rita, and Lincoln, our son.

Lincoln: Hello.

Rita: What a pleasure to meet you.

Lynn Sr.: What a great family you have here.

My Mom: But that’s not all of us.

My Dad: We have another son, but he doesn’t come out as much.

Younger Brother: I’ll go get him so he can meet you.

(My brother goes up the stairs.)

Lynn Sr.: They're sure is a lot of boxes you have around here.

My Dad: We’re soon getting all our empty boxes cleared out of here once we’re done unpacking everything. Coming to think of it, we did have a lot of stuff unpacked.

My Mom: We got unpacking so quick, and we only started this morning.

My Dad: So we literally only started about 4 hours ago.

(My brother comes in to my new bedroom. My face is still hidden.)

Younger Brother: Come downstairs and say hi to our new neighbors.

Older Brother: (sighs) Okay, I’ll come right down.

(My brother comes down the stairs.)

Younger Brother: He’s coming down right now.

(I come down the stairs, and then my face is revealed, and also showing that I have long black hair.)

Older Brother: Hello!

Lynn Sr.: Ah, this must be your other son.

My Dad: That’s right!

Rita: I have to say he looks handsome with all that hair.

My Mom: We tried to get him a haircut, but he wouldn’t let us, especially after the last few times we cut his hair, and he didn’t like how his hair was cut.

My Dad: Our son likes the way he wants his hair to look.

Rita: Well I certainly like how it looks.

Lynn Sr.: I wouldn’t imagine one of our daughters at home going for a guy like this one.

Older Brother: I wouldn’t imagine it either, considering there were other girls who went for me, but none of them were just the right ones. So uh, Dad, who do we have here?

My Dad: These are our new neighbors Lynn, Rita, and Lincoln.

Older Brother: (After hearing the names Lynn and Lincoln) Wait, what, (Soon recognizes the faces of Lynn Sr. and Lincoln) Lynn and Lincoln, as in Lynn and Lincoln Loud?

Lynn Sr.: You actually know who we are?

Older Brother: Of course, you guys were in my most favorite game show, Legends of the Hidden Temple, right? The Orange Iguanas who played against the Silver Snakes?

Lynn Sr.: That’s us.

Lincoln: We definitely were the Orange Iguanas, which is our favorite team.

Older Brother: Oh my gosh, it actually is you guys, (shakes Lynn Sr.’s hand) pleased to meet you, (shakes Lincoln’s hand) and pleased to meet you.

Lincoln: And you are…

Older Brother: I’m Raymond, but I prefer Ray. I don’t usually come out and say hello to any visitors, but this… oh wow, I can’t believe I am actually meeting the two people I saw in Legends of the Hidden Temple, just only two years ago.

My Dad: Oh, so you already figured out who they are.

Rita: Well since you already know who my husband and my son is, I should properly introduce myself, my name is Rita Loud.

Ray: Good to meet you, I have to say you have a really splendid husband and son.

Rita: Oh thank you so much.

My Mom: So is it just the three of you, or is there more of you?

Lynn Sr.: Oh, there are more than just me, my wife, and my son here.

Rita: The rest of our family is still at home, we have our oldest daughter visiting us for a few weeks before she has to go back to her boyfriend’s home for college, which takes a few hours to drive from here.

Lincoln: (To Ray) So, Ray is it? Since you already know me and my dad, maybe you should come to our house and meet the rest of our family.

Lynn Sr.: Good idea Lincoln.

Ray: Oh uh, well I don’t know about meeting the rest of your family. Sure I already know who you two are…

My Dad: You should definitely go on and meet them.

Ray: Ah, are you sure about this?

My Dad: I’m very sure.

Lynn Sr.: I’ll write down the address.

(Lynn Sr. writes the address of their house on a small piece of paper and gives it to me.)

Lynn Sr.: Here it is, how does meeting us tomorrow at any time sound? Or assuming you’re free tomorrow.

Ray: Well, I am free tomorrow, so I might come and visit.

Rita: That’s perfect; our house is just across the street to your left.

Lynn Sr.: It’s been nice meeting you all here.

My Dad: A great pleasure.

(The Loud Parents and Lincoln leave our new house. I look at the address written on the small paper.)

Ray: Hmm, 1216 Franklin Avenue, so that’s their address.

(The scene of the neighborhood goes from day to night and back to day. I’m at the front door of the Loud house.)

Ray: I hope this is the right house.

(I knock on the door. Inside the house, Lincoln and Lynn Sr. hear me knocking on the door.)

Lincoln: That should be Ray.

Lynn Sr.: Well let’s see if it is.

(Lincoln and Lynn Sr. open the front door.)

Ray: Hello Mr. Lynn, hello Lincoln.

Lynn Sr.: Ray, welcome.

Lincoln: Good that you were able to make it.

Ray: I was hoping I got to the right address.

Lynn Sr.: Well, you came to the right one.

(A lot of crashing and banging is heard.)

Ray: Sounds like something crazy is going on in there.

Lincoln: Trust us, what you’re about to see in here is always crazy.

Lynn Sr.: Yeah, especially when it’s with 11 kids.

(Lynn Sr.’s statement makes me shocked.)

Ray: That’s a lot of kids.

Lincoln: Not to mention, all of my siblings are sisters.

Ray: WOAH!!!

Lincoln: Yeah, I know.

Lynn Sr.: So, ready to come in to our house.

Ray: Okay, I’m ready.

Lincoln: Alright, come right in.

(I enter the Loud house.)

Lincoln: Like I said, things are crazy around here, and I mean very crazy, but I’m use to the kind of craziness that’s made in here.

Ray: Well I’m very used to noises, so it’s not a problem to me.

Lynn Sr.: Then hopefully you’re used to very loud music, bouncing balls, chemical explosions, racing toy cars, etc.

Lincoln: Allow me to introduce you to my sisters. Here comes my oldest sister right now.

(19-year-old Lori comes down the stairs.)

Lori: Hi Lincoln, hi Dad, who’s this guy?

Lynn Sr.: Lori, this is one of the new neighbors that we have been talking about.

Ray: Just a thought that I’d see the whole neighborhood, get use to my surroundings around here.

Lori: Well you can literally start here by meeting us.

Ray: So, one of Lincoln’s sisters, I presume?

Lori: That’s right! I’m Lori; I’m the oldest sibling in the family.

Ray: I’m Ray; I’m also the oldest sibling in my family.

(Me and Lori shake hands.)

Lori: Welcome to Royal Woods, you won’t see me as much as I’m living with my boyfriend and his family, while taking classes at the college that his uncle teaches at, and I’m just here for a few weeks.

Ray: Well at least I get to meet you before you have to get back to whichever far away college you’re in right now.

Lori: It’s literally great to meet you. Hope you’ll have a good life here in Royal Woods.

Ray: I’m sure I will.

Lincoln: My other sisters are straight up the stairs, I can introduce you to them there.

Ray: Then it’s up the stairs.

(Lincoln and I go up the stairs.)

Ray: There sure are a lot of rooms you have up here.

Lincoln: We have 5 bedrooms up here, plus the closet which was converted to be my bedroom, and then there’s the bathroom on the other side.

Ray: One bathroom, so you all have to share the same bathroom?

(Enter 6-year-old Lisa)

Lisa: That would be correct. Greetings fellow human subject, you must be our new neighbor from across the street. Pleasure to make an acquaintance; I have heard by my parental units that you have moved here in Royal Woods two nights ago. I really need the extra people that I can test experiments on, and since you seem to be here…

Lincoln: Lisa, I thought we told you hundreds of times not to test out experiments on people, including neighbors.

Ray: So a little sister who’s a big fan of science, I can see that, unfortunately I have no interest of being anyone’s science experiment, science is not my thing. I’m Ray, by the way.

Lisa: I’m Lisa Loud, and if you ever like to change your mind about…

Ray: I will not!

Lisa: Okay, okay, I get you, I’ll go back about my own work.

(Lisa returns to her bedroom. Just then the Loud Family’s pets dog and cat, Charles and Cliff, appear at the hallway. Charles sniffs at my feet, while Cliff walks around me.)

Ray: Oh, you have a cat, and a dog.

Lincoln: Those are Charles and Cliff, Charles is our dog, and Cliff is our cat. We also have a hamster, and a bird, and we also have…

Ray: A snake?

(I see El Diablo wrapping on one of my legs with himself.)

Lincoln: Yeah, we even have a snake.

(Enter 8-year-old Lana)

Lana: There you are El Diablo. (sees me) Oh hi, I haven’t seen you from around here before.

Ray: Um, this is your snake?

Lana: Yeah, but don’t worry, he’s no harm to anybody.

(8-year-old Lola comes out from her room.)

Lola: I gotta look my best for the “Little Miss Cute and Cuddly” pageant. (sees me) Oh hi, who is this I’m seeing before my eyes?

Ray: Are they twins?

Lincoln: They're twins!

Ray: Okay, it was hard to tell, because they’re both very different from each other, and I take it one of them really likes princess related things.

Lola: That’s me, Lola Loud, 65 time pageant champion.

Ray: (Surprised) Whoa that’s a lot of pageants.

Lana: And I’m Lana Loud, the family’s handyman, and I also love animals.

Ray: I can see why you have so many pets. Um, can you get your snake off my leg?

Lana: Oh, right, come on El Diablo, off the guy’s leg.

(El Diablo gets off my leg.)

Ray: Ah, that’s better.

Lola: And who are you?

Ray: My name is Raymond, but I prefer being called Ray. I’m new here to Royal Woods, hello.

Lana and Lola: Hello Ray, it’s very nice to meet you.

Ray: Nice to meet you both too.

Lana: Well, I gotta get El Diablo back in his cage.

Lola: And I have another pageant to train for.

Lincoln: You got this one in the bag Lola, just like you did in all the other pageants.

Ray: So Lana and Lola, handyman, or handygirl, as I would say, and princess. I have a pretty big idea of which is which by the appearances.

Lincoln: I’m sure you’ll remember their names just well.

(Enter 18 year old Leni.)

Leni: Oh hey Lincoln, I heard a knock at the door and was wondering…

(Then Leni gasps at the sight of my appearance.)

Leni: (starts blushing) OMGosh, Lincoln, who’s this really attractive guy?

Lincoln: He’s one of our new neighbors from across the street.

Ray: Uh, hello, you must me another one of Lincoln’s sisters.

Leni: This is our new neighbor? He’s so cute. I really like his long hair, and that adorable face, so… handsome.

(Leni becomes attracted to me, and gives a cute big smile. I start blushing at sight of Leni after seeing her smiling right at me.)

Ray: (blushing) Oh, (chuckles) I never thought I would hear it from someone who... thinks the... same thing as... I do... just... now. (After taking a further look, I become attracted to Leni.) That hair, that... face.

(Leni giggles at me. We both develop crushes on eachother.)

Ray: (still blushing) My name is Ray.

Leni: (still blushing) Ray! That’s a nice name. (Giggles) I’m Leni!!!

Ray: (still blushing) Leni!

(There is a long pause.)

Lincoln: I think I see what’s going on here.

(We both look away while blushing.)

Ray and Leni: Oh, Aheheheh!!!

Ray: Well, nice to meet you, Leni. I should go now.

Leni: You too, hope we see eachother again.

(I continue with Lincoln.)

Ray: Uh, Leni seems to be a well-spirited girl.

Lincoln: I think you both like eachother.

Ray: Uh, what, you don’t really mean that.

Lincoln: Oh, I believe both of you do.

(We then hear guitar noises.)

Lincoln: Here’s where my next sister is.

(Lincoln and I enter Luna and Luan’s room, where 17-year-old Luna is doing her guitar solo.)

Luna: LET’S HEAR IT FROM ROYAL WOODS!!!

Ray: Aw yeah, now that is awesome music, and I love awesome music.

Luna: You must be our new neighbor across the street. The name’s Luna.

Ray: I’m Ray; I have to say that was an awesome guitar solo. I really dug into it.

Luna: Thanks for the compliment dude; Beautiful day for a neighbor, especially one meeting people like us around here.

Ray: Well, what can I say? Your parents and your brother here did insist that I’d visit and meet you all, since I already had that big feeling about who Lincoln and Mr. Lynn were when I saw them in my favorite game show. That was of course almost two years ago.

Luna: That show Legends of the Hidden Temple, my dad and my bro dig that show.

Lincoln: I couldn’t believe he’s also a fan like me.

(Luan enters her bedroom followed by Lynn Sr.)

Luan: Talking about back when we saw Dad and Lincoln in that game show are you? That was definitely fun seeing the two of you on TV.

Lynn Sr.: Haha it sure was fun being on TV, though the opposing team wasn’t anywhere friendly.

Luan: (Sees me) and who do we have here?

Lynn Sr.: Remember the new neighbors that we told you about?

Luan: Well, I’d “neighbor” say I didn’t. Hahahahahahaha, get it?

Lynn Sr.: Hahahahahaaaa, good one.

Ray: (soon gets the joke) Ooooohhhhhhh, hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Luan: So you’re one of the new neighbors across the street huh?

Ray: That’s right. We moved here two nights ago, such a long journey it has been from my old home.

Luan: Well greetings, Luan Loud, runner of “Funny Business Inc.”, here’s my card.

(Luan shows me her business card.)

Ray: Ray is the name, well the name I prefer to be called.

Luan: Well, I must say it’s a “ver-ray” big pleasure to meet you. Ahahahahahahaha, get it?

(Lynn Sr. and I laugh at Luan’s pun.)

Ray: I have a feeling you tell jokes every day.

Luan: Well I sure have a vast ”ar-ray” of jokes.

(I laugh again, as do Luan and Lynn Sr.)

Luan: Looking at you, the green and ”g-ray” suits you well.

(I laugh once again, as do Luan and Lynn Sr.)

Lincoln: Okay, Ray we should move on now.

Ray: Alright, alright, alright, great jokes Luan.

Luan: I wish to talk more but I guess you “ray-lly” gotta go. Hahahahahahaha!!!

(Lynn Sr. and I laugh again at Luan’s next pun.)

Ray: This girl is a natural; she sure is funny with all those puns she’s making.

Lincoln: Oh yeah sure she does. Anyway let’s continue on with…

(Enter 15-year-old Lynn with a ball.)

Lynn: Hey Lincoln, heads up.

(Lynn throws the ball at Lincoln, who quickly dodges it, and the ball ends up hitting me dead center.)

Lincoln: (gasps) Lynn…

Lynn: I was aiming the ball at you; I didn’t think it was going to hit your new friend there.

Lincoln: Ray, are you alright.

Ray: (Shown to look hurt) Grrr, I think I’m alright, (Reveals to be okay) because I caught the ball.

Lynn: Phew, you’re okay and that’s good. My name’s Lynn.

Ray: I’m Ray.

(Me and Lynn shake hands.)

Ray: So Lynn huh, so your dad’s name is Lynn, and your name is Lynn.

Lynn: Yeah, I’m named after my dad.

Ray: So am I, so we’re both named after our dads.

Lynn: Haha, sweet! You don’t happen to be good at any sport games, are you?

Ray: Unfortunately I tried certain ball games, but sports just aren’t my thing.

Lynn: Oh, well I can tell you, this girl right here (points to herself) is the best at every sport.

(10-year-old Lucy appears out of nowhere.)

Lucy: You must be new to the neighborhood.

(Lynn and Lincoln gets startled, but I only flinch.)

Ray: Was that supposed to scare me, if so, then that didn’t scare me at all.

Lincoln: Believe me; Lucy does this all the time.

Lucy: It’s a habit, everyone here should’ve gotten used to it by now, but they haven’t. You on the other hand don’t seem to be frightened at all.

Ray: I know a lot of people before you who attempted to scare me but failed, even my brother tried to scare me many times back when we were just little kids, he would walk up behind me, and yell out, BOO, which always resulted in me flinching. Anyways I’m Ray.

Lucy: Lucy, nice to meet you. Now I must go start a new poem.

Lynn: And I got a dodge ball game to get ready for.

Ray: Good to meet you both. (To Lincoln) Wow, I never thought that all your sisters would all have such different personalities.

Lincoln: It may look like a double-handful to take care of, but I get through it all nice and easy.

(Lincoln and I head down the stairs.)

Ray: Let’s see if I remember all the names: Lori, Lisa, Lana, Lola, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, and Lucy.

(I hold up 9 fingers. (In the show’s perspective, it would be 7 fingers held up.))

Lincoln: That’s it, you got ‘em all right.

Ray: Wait, that’s only 9 of them.

(Enter Rita and Leni.)

Rita: Oh, you haven’t met the last member of our family yet.

(Enter 3-year-old Lily)

Lily: Hahaha!!!

Leni: (picks Lily up) And here she is, the youngest member of the family. Lily, this is Ray, he’s our new neighbor.

Lily: Hello, my name Lily!!!

Ray: Awww, she’s so cute.

Leni: Care to shake her hand?

Ray: Of course!

(I give Lily a gentle handshake.)

Ray: Hello Lily!

Lily: (chuckles)

(Leni gives a big smile.)

Ray: Well, it has been a pleasure to meeting such an incredible family, and after having meeting you all, I think this marks the start of having made newer friends. Lincoln, I guess I owe you my thanks. It has only been two days since my family and I moved here and already I just started to make such great friends starting with you and your family.

Lincoln: You’re very welcome for that.

Ray: Well, I think, I’m going to explore all the rest of this whole part of Royal Woods.

(Enter Lynn Sr.)

Lynn Sr.: Oh, leaving already? Wow, this whole visit must’ve escalated quickly.

Leni: Well we hope to see you again; I really hope so (blushes).

Ray: (blushes too) Aheheh, I guess I’ll come visit again if I don’t have anything planned.

Leni: Good enough for me.

Ray: Well goodbye everyone.

Lincoln: See you later.

(I leave the Loud house and head out beyond the neighborhood.)

Ray: (to the viewers) I did say that we will do just fine here. Well for me, I’m definitely going to like it here, and now, I going to explore the rest of Royal Woods.

(Scene turns back at the front of the Loud House, and then close up to the window at Lori and Leni’s room, where Leni is watching me heading out to explore the rest of Royal Woods.)

Leni: (Sighs) Isn’t he so handsome and cute? I am totes in love with him.

THE END

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