User blog:007Jamesdean/The Wrath of Ed-Zilla

It starts with us building makeshift arcade games in the backyard. Me and Laney are painting.

Me: This is gonna be so much fun.

Eddy: It sure is J.D. This used to be a scam we did in Peach Creek. We had the ring toss, Hit the Bell, Whack an Ed, and a bunch of photo posters.

Luan: These games look fun Eddy.

Linka: They're some of my favorites when and they are tough ones.

Edd: My favorite is the ring toss.

Linka: Mine too Double D.

Linka picked up a bunch of rings and she threw them onto the rims of the bottles.

Edd: Very good Linka!

Linka: Thanks Double D.

Eddy: (Offscreen) Hey useless!

We see Eddy in a photo poster of a woman in a bikini with his face poking through a hole.

Eddy: Put those rings down and take a load off your eyes. (Blinks his eyes really fast)

Luan: (Laughs) That's funny Eddy.

Me: (Laughs) Good one Eddy.

Laney: (Giggles) That was funny.

Edd: Ha ha ha. Very funny Eddy.

Me: Lets test out the Whack an Ed.

Leni: Sure.

We go over to the Whack an Ed and I had a toilet paper roll mallet in my hands.

Eddy: Ready J.D.?

Me: Ready.

Eddy pressed the start button and a boot kicked Ed's but and he popped out of the holes in the game.

Ed: Whack me!

I whack him hard.

WHAP!

Ed: (Pops out another hole) Whack me!

I whack him again.

WHAP!

Ed: (Pops out another hole Dizzy) Whack me!

I whack him again.

WHAP!

Ed: (Pops out another hole slurred speech) Whack me!

I whack him again.

WHAP!

Me: It works great Eddy. You okay Ed?

Ed: Yeah I'm all right.

Eddy: In Peach Creek, Ed wrecked this scam when he saw a monster poster and he wanted to become a monster as part of a side scam for me.

Leni: Did that really happen?

Ed: It did Leni. My overactive imagination got the best of me and I went on a rampage acting out one of my favorite Science Fiction Movies I''ve seen. I stuck the kids to the wall with chewed up Chunky Puff Cereal.

I hold out a sketch pad and spin my Magisword Bracelet.

Announcer: PENCIL MAGISWORD!

Me: Here Ed. Can you draw a picture of what you did?

Ed: I can try.

I hand Ed the Pencil Magisword and he drew a picture on the sketchpad of the kids that he stuck to the wall in his room with chewed up Chunky Puffs.

TBC