User blog:TheManInTheWhiteMask/One of the Boys - Alternate Ending

'''Here's how I think One of the Boys should have ended. Enjoy!'''

After receiving a "Loud House-style Dutch oven," Lincoln decides he's had enough.

Lincoln: (To the Audience) Okay, this was cool at first, but now I realize this was a big mistake. I'd much rather deal with ten overprotective and caring sisters, then ten abusive and inconsiderate brothers. (Sighs) I have to get back home. (Gets up) I need the watch.

Lincoln looks through the garbage can where he threw the watch away, but to his horror, the watch is gone. He looks for it around the house, but sees that Lexx has it. Knowing that he won't give it up so easily, and neither will the rest of the Loud brothers, Lincoln comes up with a plan.

Lincoln: (Has a determined look on his face) Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy, if it's a fight they want...

Lincoln opens the door to what used to be his bedroom, now turned closet, and grabs some spare clothing and an umbrella.

Lincoln: (Smiles with confidence) ... Then it's a fight they'll get.

Lincoln starts preparing himself to get the watch back, and standing up to his brothers. He first starts to customize the umbrella with gadgets, a trick he learned from Lisa. Next, he uses the spare clothing from the closet to make himself a suit, a trick he learned from Leni. Then, he begins to remember all the fighting moves that Lynn would always try out on him back home. Finally, Lincoln goes to the bathroom, puts on his suit, combs his hair, and puts on some spare glasses he found.

Lincoln looks at himself in the mirror, and boldly smiles.

Lincoln: (Proudly) Show time.

Lincoln grabs his umbrella, and proceeds to head downstairs. As he's walking down, he sees all ten of his brothers on the couch watching T.V. Reaching the bottom floor, Lincoln goes on to get their attention

Lincoln: Ahem.

The Loud brothers turn their attention to him, before bursting into laughter. Lincoln isn't amused in the slightest

Luke: (Laughing) Oh man. This is too bloody rich.

Lane: (Laughing) Jee, I don't know. I think that look suits him.

Lars: (Laughing) It's so sad and pitiful, even I can't help but laugh.

Lincoln: (Smirking) Beats looking like ten immature slobs.

They all stop laughing, and start to get mad.

Levi: (Angry) What's that supposed to mean?

Lincoln: (Still smirking) It means that we all sprang from apes, but it seems that all of you didn't spring far enough.

They all started to get furious from Lincoln's come backs.

Lynn: (Angry) Do you want start something (cracks his knuckles) bro?

Lincoln: (Getting serious) I don't want to start anything. What I want are my clothes, that watch (points to the watch), and most importantly, I want an apology from all of you. Please.

The boys then started to calm down, and look at each other before nodding with smiles.

Loki: (Getting up and smiling) Well, why didn't you just say so bro, we understand.

Lexx: (Smiling) Yeah, we're very sorry. (Takes off the watch) Here you go bro.

Lincoln starts to feel happy that they aren't as cruel as he thought. He gladly went up to take the watch back from Lexx.

Lexx: (Swiping the watch back) Sike.

The boys all start to laugh again.

Leif: (Laughing) Oh man. I can't believe you fell for that.

Loni: (Laughing) Yeah. Even I'm not dumb enough to fall for that.

Leon: (Laughing) Dum-Dum.

Loki:  (Laughing) You seriously thought we'd apologize to you twerp?

Lexx: (Laughing) You're an even bigger loser than I thought.

Lincoln starts to get a little angry himself.

Loki: (Getting angry again) Now beat it, unless you want another Dutch oven from all of us again.

Lincoln looked at all his brothers, and then looked back at the front door before grabbing his umbrella and deciding to leave.

Leif: (Waving goodbye) Smell ya later Stinkin' Lincoln.

Lynn: I'm embarrassed just being related to him.

All the boys agree to this and start laughing, yet again.

Lincoln heads to the door, but stops at the front of it. He looks behind him to see all of them laughing, and then looks at his right to see a glass of soda on the table before turning his attention to the door again.

Lincoln: Manners... (Shuts the first lock)

The boys stop laughing and turn their attention to him.

Lincoln: Maketh... (Shuts the second lock)

The boys start to get up, and go in front of where Lincoln is standing.

Lincoln: Man. (Shuts the final lock)

The boys gather up behind him.

Lincoln: Do you know what that means?

They all look at each other with confused expressions.

Lincoln: Then let me teach you a lesson.

Lincoln grabs the glass of soda, with the handle of his umbrella, and then throws it directly at Loki's forehead. It smashes rendering him unconscious, and he falls on his back.

Lincoln starts to head to where they're standing. They all look back at him with surprised looks.

Lincoln: Are we going to stand around here all day? Or are we going to fight?

Listen to this music when the fighting starts.

Lynn gets mad and throws a punch towards Lincoln, but he redirects it with his umbrella, and makes it hit Leif in the face instead. After that knocks him down, the rest of them go over to beat up Lincoln.

Lynn tries to hit Lincoln again, but he manages to hit him in the stomach with his foot. Lane comes in to upper cut him, but Lincoln blocks it with his umbrella, and then whacks him in the head. Lexx tries to hit one of his legs, but Lincoln hits him in the head with the umbrella. Loni tries to get a hold of him, but Lincoln hits him in the nose and whacks Lexx again from behind. Levi comes in to hit him, but uses Loni to block the hit, and hit Levi in the head. Lincoln kicks Loni down, and dodges an incoming hit from Luke. He hits Loni up and he lands on his back. Lars tries to hit him, but Lincoln uses the umbrella handle to grab his wrist, and flips him to smack his face on the floor. Luke tries hitting Lincoln with his guitar, but he knocks it out of his hands with his umbrella. Leif gets up and goes in for a hit, but Lincoln gets a hold of Luke with his umbrella, and uses his body to hit Leif back. Leif, stubborn to give up, goes in for another hit, but Lincoln shoots an electric wire from the tip of his umbrella. The wire wraps around Leif's wrist and shocks him to fall on the floor. Lincoln breaks the hold on Luke, and pushes him back to smash on the table. Lincoln grabs Lane's neck with his umbrella handle, and throws his head towards Levi's, knocking them both out. Lynn comes in for another attempt to hit Lincoln, but Lincoln blocks it with the umbrella again. He pulls Lynn's pants down with the handle, hits him where the sun don't shine, grabs his heck with the handle, turns him around, and kicks his back hard enough to make him flip and smash on the stairs.

Loki regains consciousness, gets angry, and proceeds to attack Lincoln.

Loki: (Angry) You're dead for this you little twerp!

Lincoln quickly opens his umbrella, puts his setting to stun, and shoots out a rubber ball. The hit is so great that it makes Loki do a complete 360 degree flip, and fall on his back again.

Lincoln gives off a smile of victory, but Leon from behind goes in for an attack. Lincoln quickly gets a tranquilizer from his pocket, and shoots Leon with it. Leon then quickly goes unconscious.

Lincoln: (Smirking) Guess if you weren't sorry before, you're probably sorry now.

The boys all beaten up and injured groan in response.

Lincoln goes to where Lexx is laying down and goes to grab his watch.

Lincoln: I'll take that thank you. (Puts on the watch) And I bid you all farewell!

Lincoln goes up the stairs and heads through the portal back home.

The rest pretty much happens like the rest of the original ending.

The End.