User blog:007Jamesdean/Wars of Science

It starts in Ms. Shrinivas class at Royal York Elementary.

Ms. Shrinivas: (India Accent) Okay Class before we begin I have an announcement to make.

I came in with Lisa.

Me: (In Hindi) हैलो सुश्री श्रीनिवास। क्षमा करें लिसा देर हो चुकी थी। वैन टूट गया तो मुझे उसे स्कूल में ले जाना पड़ा।

Translation: Hello Ms. Shrinivas. Sorry Lisa was late. The van broke down so I had to bring her to school myself.

Ms. Shrinivas: That's no problem J.D. I'm impressed you can speak Hindi.

Me: When you've been around the world as much as I have you tend to learn languages many people don't understand.

Ms. Shrinivas: That's true.

Lisa: Thank you for taking me to school 2nd big brother.

Me: My pleasure Lisa. I got to go to Lincoln's Class to make sure no trouble comes. Have a good day.

Lisa: You too.

Lisa walked over and sat next to a girl named Darcy.

Darcy: Hi Lisa.

Lisa: Greetings Darcy.

Ms. Shrinivas: Now class we have a new student joining our class so please welcome to our class Dexter.

When Lisa saw Dexter she was suddenly struck by Cupid's arrow.

Ms. Shrinivas: Tell the class about yourself Dexter.

Dexter: (Russian-German Accent) Certainly. I'm a scientist and I'm a boy genius that made some interesting scientifical discoveries.

Lisa: (In her head) My heart is beating fast. What is this feeling?

At lunch me, Clyde, Lincoln and his sisters and brothers were talking to Dexter.

Me: So Dexter what inventions have you invented that made you a great scientist?

Dexter: Ah I've invented lots of great scientific inventions for the betterment of humanity. But here is my greatest and most prized invention.

Dexter pulled out a case and he pulled out a giant atomic core.

Dexter: This is the Neurotomic Protocore. My most prized invention.

Varie: Wow!

Rachel: That's an amazing invention.

Lincoln: What does it do?

Dexter: This is my most powerful and greatest invention. In the right hands it could bring great prosperity, or terrible misery if misused. The Neurotomic Protocore is a powerful energy source that can give near-infinite energy to any device.

Everyone: Wow!

Linka: This is so cool!

Me: It sure is. May I hold it.

Dexter: Certainly.

I pick up the Core and it was incredible.

Me: This cores power is incredible. It's like I'm holding the God Particle and the Infinitely Powerful Energies of the Universe in my hands.

Dexter: That's a good way to put it J.D.

I hand the core back to Dexter.

Lincoln: What is the core capable of?

Laney: I was just gonna ask that.

Dexter: That's what these plans can tell.

Dexter handed us some blueprints.

Me: Lets see. Wow! An Infinite Energy Pylon, Teletronic Matter Manipulation and Centralized Neurotomic Information Distribution. These ideas can revolutionize the future of Humanity and give us the ultimate jump in our evolution.

Dexter: That's right.

Lisa: These ideas are indeed the next step in our evolution.

Me: If the core is used for evil what will happen?

Dexter: That is the worst part. If used with evil intentions and set to a negative energy emission, it twists the user's mind, granting them near-infinite intellect while draining away both the intelligence of all others who are hit by its energy waves and the life of the surrounding environment.

We all gasped.

Me: So those energy waves from the Negative Neurotomic Energy will make everyone dumber than a sack full of dirty diapers.

Lisa: Eh close enough.

Dexter: That is correct.

Varie: That's horrible.

Aylene: No kidding.

Rachel: Who in the world is gonna cause all that mindless evil?

Dexter: Mandark.

Lana: Who's Mandark?

Dexter: He's my arch-nemesis. His name is Mandark Astronominov. He's smarter than me and he is the antipode of me.

Cody: Like he's an evil you?

Dexter: That's correct.

Me: He sounds like he's really bad news.

Dexter: He is. He comes from the small village of Flowertopia.

Lola: Flowertopia?

Me: I've heard of that place. It's a utopian village where everyone is bonded with nature. It lives on a small island in the middle of Lake Superior 200 miles northwest of here.

I pull out a map of Lake Superior and it had Flowertopia on it.

I point to it's location.

Me: That's the island right there and here's a picture of it.

I pull out a picture of Flowertopia and it was a beautiful place and home to a peaceful tranquil environment.

Lola: Wow. That's a beautiful place.

Laney: It sure is. That sounds like a place I would want to visit.

Varie: Me too.

Aylene: Same here. It looks so peaceful and tranquil.

Lana: But if Mandark was born there, way is he so evil?

Me: He was born there yes but he was made pure evil somehow. Dexter did he have a lab like you do?

Dexter: He does have a laboratory yes and his is much more evil and advanced than mine. Here's a picture of it.

Dexter handed me a picture of Mandark's Laboratory and it was a horrific sight.

Me: Whoa! That is not a lab. That is a fortress of evil and it's scary enough to make any scientist run in fear.

Lucy: Let me see.

I hand the photo to Lucy.

Lucy: Gasp! That is a fortress from the darkness of the Netherworld. But I don't understand all that science stuff.

Shannon: Me neither. But that fortress would be perfect for me.

Me: I'm sure it would Shannon. Dexter does Mandark have any goals?

Dexter: Yes he does. He wants to destroy my Lab, become a better scientist and rule the world.

Me: (Sighs) Just what the world needs. Another Mad Scientist running amok.

Lisa: Let me and Dexter put an end to him for good.

Dexter: I would be more than honored to team up with the famous Loud family.

?: Hi Dexter!

We saw Dexter's Sister Dee Dee.

Dee Dee: I see you made some new friends.

Me: Hey Dee Dee.

Lincoln: What's going on?

Dee Dee: Just came to check on my baby brother.

Dexter: I see you guys have met my stupid sister Dee Dee.

Me: Yep. And Dexter that's not nice. Why do you call her Stupid?

Dexter: She destroys my lab and my inventions and she is a total nuisence!

Me: Well have you thought that maybe she does that because she loves you?

Dexter: I guess not.

Dee Dee: Aw that's all right Dexter.

Me: Anyway Lisa and Dexter will go with Brittney to destroy Mandark's lab.

Dexter: You got it.

Laney: I'll go too.

Me: Okay.

Brittney arrived.

Brittney: Okay guys. You're gonna love my ride. (Whistles)

A horse winnie was heard and a horse made entirely out of blue fire came. It was a Nightmare Horse.

Lincoln: What a horse!

Linka: That horse is awesome!

Brittney got on her.

Brittney: She's a Nightmare Horse. Ever since I was a young girl I've always loved horseback riding. Dexter you want to get on?

Dexter: Sure.

Dexter got on and he was holding on to Brittney tight.

Brittney: Ready guys?

Lisa: Affirmative.

Laney: I'm ready.

Brittney: Lets ride. HYAH!

(B.E.R.'s The Night Begins to Shine Plays)

They were off.

Me: That was cool!

Maria was in Dakota City and it was there that she's gonna recruit Adam AKA Rubberband Man. She saw him playing his music.

Maria (hugs Adam): Adam! How are you?

Adam (smiles): I'm good, Maria. And I've heard that you've been good as well with your new Redemption Squad team.

Maria (laughs and releases the hug): Glad to know that you've heard about my team. And look at you! A famous musician in Dakota!

Adam: Well, it's always been my dream even before the Big Bang. So what brings you here?

Maria: Well, I was wondering if you want to join the Redemption Squad. I know you might be reluctant since the Metabreed thing didn't work out so well.

Adam: Are you kidding? It would be an honor fighting by your side again.

Maria: That's great Adam. Welcome to the team.

I call on her phone.

Maria: Hello?

Me: (On her phone) Maria would you please help Brittney and Lisa with their mission?

Maria: Sure J.D. what's up?

Me: Lisa and a new student named Dexter are going after an evil scientist named Mandark Astronomonov and shut down his evil lab for good.

Maria: Say no more J.D. We're on our way. (Hangs up) Adam we're heading out.

Adam: Okay.

He donned his Rubberband Man suit and they were heading out.

Brittney, Laney, Lisa and Dexter were in California and they arrived in Dexter's old neighborhood.

Maria and Rubberband Man arrived.

Maria: Hey guys.

Brittney: You arrived just in time Maria and you too Adam.

Rubberband Man: We wouldn't miss this for the world.

Laney: This is gonna be good.

In Mandark's lab he was really worried.

Mandark: It's only a matter of time before Dexter and Lisa Loud manage to find me. But I can still save the other villains still out there! (presses a button on his computer) Calling all villains! Does anyone read me?

Mysterio (appears on the monitor): I'm right here, Mandark.

Mandark (shocked): Mysterio?! But I thought Luan and Luna Loud killed you.

Mysterio: Well, I knew that Paul was going to lead me and my Sinister Six teammates to our deaths with his abusive attitude. So before we confronted the Loud Family, I managed to replace myself with a robotic duplicate.

Mandark: That means that it was your robot double that got killed. Anyway, Dexter and Lisa Loud are going to be barging into my lab any minute. So I need you to tell all the villains still alive about the Loud Family and their friends.

Mysterio: It would be my pleasure. Mysterio out. (ends transmission)

Mandark (takes out blaster): Looks like this is my last stand. But if I die here, I'm going down fighting!

An explosion blew a hole into his lab.

KABOOM!!!

When the smoke cleared there stood, Brittney, Maria, Lisa, Dexter, Laney and Rubberband Man ready to fight.

Brittney: Susan "Mandark" Astronomonov I presume?

Mandark: That's right. I hate that name Susan.

Lisa: I find it very preposterous that your parental units would give you a female name instead of a male name.

Mandark: That's something we agree on Lisa.

Brittney: I don't understand you Mandark. Why do you want to rule over the world with an iron fist? You could've used your scientific genius and brilliant knowledge to help further benefit all of humanity. What a waste of talent.

Laney: But you chose the path of evil. But I can still sense that there's good inside you and it's never too late to change.

Mandark: Never! Come get me!

Brittney: So be it. But it's time to separate you two. (Chants an Incantation) Hexorum Nouterum Firtira!

Brittney fired a blast of darkness at Mandark a blob of light came out of him and became a female version of Mandark. However this one was filled with purity, good and love. She had long black hair with a pink streak, blue eyes, a red flower in her hair, red summer shirt, orange skirt and yellow sandals. And she was a little shorter than Mandark.

Good Mandark: What? What happened?

Brittney: I used my magic to separate you from your evil self.

Firefish: So that's it. My name is Firefish Astronomonov.

Brittney: It's a pleasure to meer you. I'm Brittney Knudson.

Lisa: Greetings. I'm Lisa Loud.

Dexter: I'm Dexter boy genius.

Laney: I'm Laney Loud. Lisa's big sister.

Maria: I'm Maria Rockell.

Rubberband Man: And I'm Adam Evans. But everyone calls me Rubberband Man.

Firefish: It's a pleasure to meet all of you. Now lets take care of my evil self for good.

Mandark: Just face it! The only way you'll ever beat me is if you somehow activate the self destruct for my lab.

Lisa (finds self destruct button): You mean like this button?

Mandark (eyes wide): No! Don't you dare-

It was too late. Lisa presses the button as they smile cheekily at Mandark.

Mandark: I hate my life.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mandark's lab exploded in a huge Mushroom Cloud and was completely destroyed.

Brittney: Good work Lisa. Now we got to make this interesting.

Brittney pulled out a make up kit.

Lisa: What are you gonna do with that cosmetic kit?

Brittney whispered something into her ear.

Lisa: Oh I understand.

Brittney: We got to make this convincing for the authorities.

Brittney applied make up to her to make it look like she has bruises, bloody cuts and scrapes, black eye, and broken bones. Brittney took out a torn up green shirt and a torn up pair of brown pants. She pulled out a broken pair of glasses.

Brittney: There. Now get ready to put on a performance worthy of an oscar Lisa.

Lisa: Oh they'll get one.

Brittney called the police as Mandark came out. The cops came and Lisa put on a performance that was really convincing as they hid under a rock.

The cops arrested Mandark and he was taken away.

Mandark was finished for good.

They then met Firefish's parents, Windbear and Oceanbird Astronomonov. Brittney gave them an offer to move to Royal York and they accepted.

Mandark was sentenced to life in the Mariana Trench Prison without parole.

Dexter and Lisa went out on a date and it was a grand time for them. They officially became Scientist Boyfriend and Girlfriend.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I've been wanting to do a chapter where Lisa meets Dexter for a while now. NicoChan11 gave me the idea for this as well as the lines for it. Thanks for that man. Eddie Deezen did a really great job voicing Mandark from 1996 to 2003 and I did this chapter as a tribute to Dexter's Voice Actress Christine Cavanaugh who died somehow. She voiced Oblina, Chuckie Finster, and many more characters. I always thought that Dexter was in kindergarten and was around Lisa's age. He has a German and Russian accent.

RIP Christine Cavanaugh August 16th, 1963 to December 22nd, 2014.

Let me know what you think.

See you all next time.