User blog:ACommonCarl/Hey guys!

'''Hey guys nothin but just ACommonCarl, here

So apparently.......from what I've been told, I come from a really long line of other versions of me and my family. Turns out there is a 'canon' version of me and he's some sorta casanova wannabe and has a bit of an ego.

As for me though when it comes to ladies, it's an ABSOULUTE nightmare! The screaming...........the chasing..........the bone crushing hugs.......and finally the worst part.........the kissing. Who would've thought being a chick magnet would be such a curse!

That's why I prefer to stay humble and not so modest. Sure I helped my genius brother C.J build a machine that could travel through multiverses at will but that's nothng special, yaknow........guy stuff.

I just spend my days doing some chores around the Bodega, some of it may sound like physical labor but I insist to Grandpa Hector I can handle it. After all it's not like my lazy cousin Bobby's gonna do it. Still don't see why he'll soon run our shop. For a bum though he is pretty smart.

"Oh Carl, I'm not finished fitting you in the color yellow!"

Uh oh gotta run Ronnie Anne's gonna want me in yet another suit. Again why does she have to be such a......girl?! Why can't she be more like Carolota......wait I take that back two luchadoors and worse than one! With those legs of hers could kill.

You guys won't tell'er I was here.......wouldja?'''