User blog comment:MaverickGuy720/What Would You do If you saw Lincoln in the Streets?/@comment-32511435-20170708224121

If he ran away, I would say... "Uh, excuse me, but you shouldn't run away in the middle of the night, because there are serial killers out there that want to eat you, so get back to the house, little one."

But if he gets kicked out, I would say "OKAY, WHO KICKED OUT THIS YOUNG MAN! ANYONE WHO DID IT. I'M CALLING THE CHILD PROTECTION SERVICE!"