User blog comment:AustinDR/The Worst Lincoln Torture Episode?/@comment-6388204-20170119231208/@comment-6388204-20170120045643

Sleuth or Consequences is bad because of the sisters making fun of Lincoln for his costume, blaming him for clogging the toilet, Lincoln getting grounded, even though he didn't do it, and Lori said that her and the other sisters would make fun of Lincoln for the rest of his life for "reading Princess Pony", that one is pretty obvious and self-explanatory. Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru is bad because of the boys getting angry at Lincoln and Clyde because of Lincoln not giving good advice, but it's pretty much Liam's fault because he convinced Lincoln to do it, and when Lincoln got home, the sisters laughed at him for his idea and Lincoln just sat there and let it happen, and then at the end, they throw pies at Lincoln and he just lets it happen! That one is also obvious and self-explanatory. The Green House is bad because of the classmates hating on Lincoln for being a "polar bear hater" and telling him that if he makes them lose, he'll be an outcast (*tries to hold back OutKast and/or Hey Ya joke*), and even Clyde tells Lincoln that he will only hang out with Lincoln in secret, and when Lincoln gets home and tries to convince his sisters to not use so much electricity or whatever, they get mad at him, and they also stop listening to Lincoln at the end and continue to use electricity anyway, and then Lincoln has to power the electricity by riding a bike or something, aaaand he becomes an outcast *facepalms*. In Tents Debate is bad because they do bad things to Lincoln to get him to vote for the beach/DairyLand, and they get mad at him at the end for no reason (I think it's because he didn't vote, but who could blame him? He was under a lot of pressure.), and when they go to the campground, Lincoln has to do a lot of hard favors for his sisters and some misfortunes happen to him while doing so, and he's just perfectly fine with being tortured if his sister's are happy. Lincoln, can't you just once think about the bad things that are happening to you and stand up for yourself!? And that's why that episode is bad. Making the Case is bad because Lincoln doesn't have a trophy, but all of his sisters do, and when he tries to get one, his sisters get mad at him and disown him, I mean, I know he embarrassed them, but he just wanted a trophy like his sisters, and jeez, DISOWNING!?! Come on, he could've done much worse, guys! And when he makes it up to them by uploading embarrassing videos of himself, the kids at school make fun of him and even  straight up admit that they're laughing at him and not ​with him, and he loses to that crappy HamstaCam video. Brawl in the Family is bad because his sisters won't let him get a snack from the kitchen, watch TV, go in his OWN ROOM, etc. just because Lori and Leni are fighting over some little thing, and when he leaves and comes back, all of his sisters are just perfectly fine and calm, and they say that it's because Lincoln left and that's why they're calm now, because they're brother left! I mean, SERIOUSLY! WOW, THOSE ARE SOME NICE, LOVING, CARING SISTERS YA GOT THERE, LINCOLN! THEY'RE LIKE ANGELS OR SOMETHING! IF YOU DIED, THEY WOULD SOOOOOO, TOTALLY CARE! What heartless sisters! I mean, he was just trying to help! He didn't do ANYTHING at ALL!  The Sweet Spot is bad because Lincoln just wanted to have a nice seat in the car without any annoyance/aggravation or trouble, just peace and quiet, and then his sisters ATTACK him for wanting to have a good seat in the car! I mean, give the kid a break, ladies! He just wants some peace and quiet, and no heartless, sadistic sisters to ruin his life and not give a crap about him! It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud House is bad because Lincoln just wanted to have a quarter, but then his torturers--uhh, uhhh, I mean sisters had to fight him for it, STOP BEING GREEDY, YOU DONALD TRUMP, MR. KRABS, STINGY (He's my favorite LazyTown character, though) HYBRID THINGS! Go get your OWN money! This one is self-explanatory as well as every other one on this list, so I don't have to explain it. Sound of Silence (h e l l o  d a r k n e s s  m y  o l d  f r i e n d) is bad because Lincoln, again, just wanted some peace and quiet, and then Satan's daughters--I-I mean his sisters had to go and butt in and ruin his privacy, later on, Lola, and the rest of them, prank him and fool him into thinking that Lola is gonna get him, and... aahhh, you get the picture, you should know how this episode is bad. Well, anyways, Cereal Offender is bad because Lincoln's sisters told him that they would behave at the store, and they lied to him and they didn't behave at all and they wouldn't let Lincoln have his cereal, and they also got them KICKED OUT!! Nice job, sadists, nice freaking job! *slow, sarcastic clapping* Rita also thinks that this is Lincoln's fault that they got kicked out, so yeah, now you know why that one is bad. And last, and least, Picture Perfect is bad because they made fun of Lincoln's cups that he made for his parents, and they ruined the picture that Lincoln tried to take to give to his parents, 'HE WAS JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HIS MOTHER AND FATHER, GIRLS, I MEAN FOR PETE'S SAKE, LEAVE THE KID ALONE!!! '*heavy breathing* Sorry about that... so yeah, that's why these are bad. *bows, and dabs while doing it. Teehee."