Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170401074434/@comment-30953185-20170405015832

Lola: Ew! Those aren't salads. Do it again. Remove the bun, the patty and the condiments.

Me: But that just leaves just lettuce and tomato.

Lola: Exactly.

(I go back into the kitchen)

Me: Okay, no buns. That's hip. [removes the bottom bun] No patties  [removes the patty] happenin.'  [crushed] Oh yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I've ever saw.