User blog:Steven A. Lucas/Steven Lucas in The Loud House: The Loudest Thanksgiving Part Three (FANFIC)

Hi my fellow Thanksgiving lovers. Steven Lucas is still here. Right now, here's part three of my own version of The Loud House Thanksgiving special, The Loudest Thanksgiving. In part three, I added more lines for me I also included mostly of Luan's "squash" quote that was cut. I also tried to calm both the Louds and the Casagrandes down, because they act unlikable. I also added more dialogue for me where I angrily called them out and ranted at some of them, I even especially blamed Lori and Bobby for what happened and I told them that I should leave. And I also added a very sad moment of me walking alone as I watch everyone having fun on Thanksgiving, and I start to feel sad about the things I said to them. Anyway, I really hope you enjoy this part. I will not end this in such a downer ending, because part four is coming. I do not own the characters, the stories, the locations, and the show. It belongs to its rightful owners, the creators, the writers, the directors, the producers, and the crew. Enjoy part three.

Steven Lucas in The Loud House

The Loudest Thanksgiving (Part Three)

Originally Written by Steven A. Lucas

Re-Written by Steven A. Lucas

[Steven looks at the blue skies and looks at the audience that they returned.]

Steven: "Oh! Hello! I’m glad you all came back. Alright, now where was I? Oh yeah. Anyway, Turkey day has arrived and the Louds were getting ready for a showdown with the Casagrandes. While, I tried to settle things down to keep it traditional, before things go crazy.

''[Fade transition to the Loud House once again. The Loud family is getting ready for their 'Thanksgiving off' with the Casagrandes.]''

Rita: [coming downstairs with a box of decorations.] "Chop, chop with those streamers, girls, we really have to dazzle Lori, Steven, and Bobby with these decorations." [Notices something] "Leni, weren't you going to put a leaf in the table?"

Leni: "I did, hello." [Points to an actual leaf on the table.]

Rita: [blinks] "Uh, honey, why don't you go help your father in the kitchen. [sets down the box] "Lincoln, I need you to polish these spoons." [sees that Lincoln is trying to pull his eyebrows out.]

Lincoln: "Ow!"

Rita: "What are you doing?"

Lincoln: [pulls another one out] "Ow! Trying to see if pulling my eyebrows will keep me awake during dessert."

Rita: [shoves the spoons into his hands.] "Spoons." [turns around] "Lola, you were supposed to choose a photo of Bobby and Lori, not you."

[Lola sets a picture of herself with Lori and Bobby in the background on the table.]

Lola: [confused] "What are you talking about?" [points at them] "They're right there."

Rita: "Try again."

''[Lola takes the picture and goes upstairs. Steven comes down the stairs in his formal wear.]''

Steven: Hey guys. Wow, it looks very festive in here, and I got to say that I am very impressed.

Leni: OM-Gosh! You look so handsome based on what you’re wearing.

Steven: Thanks Leni, now I am ready for the big day with all of you and the Casagrandes.

Rita: Why thank you Steven. These decorations will be better than the Casagrandes once they get here.

Steven: Wait what?

Rita: Nevermind about what I said.

Luan: What’s that mom. You said that we’re going to “squash” their competition. [laughs] Get it?

Steven: Okay, now guys this is the first time you’ll all meet the Casagrandes. I just want my day to be special. This is my first Thanksgiving with all of you. Try not to go competitive, okay.

[Suddenly, A horn honks and the Casagrandes pull up in front of the Louds' residence.]

Steven: [excited] They’re here.

Lori: [excitingly gasps as she heads downstairs.] "It's the Casagrandes!"

[Lori's family gathers around her and she opens the door.]

CJ: "Hi, I'm CJ. Do you have any cans?"

Frida: [chuckles] "Also, happy Thanksgiving."

Steven: Well great! Come on in.

[The two families exchange greetings as the Casagrandes step inside.]

Lori: [hugs her beloved] "Boo-Boo Bear!"

Bobby: "Hey, babe."

Ronnie Anne: [playfully punches Lincoln] "Punk."

Lincoln: [gives one right back] "Loser."

Rosa: [with a dish] "Now, I know you said not to bring anything but I didn't want to be rude and show up empty handed."

Lynn Sr.: "Oh, please, I think we can make room for one little dish."

Rosa: [smirks] "ALRIGHT, BACK IT UP, BOYS!"

''[A moving truck backs up on the driveway with a ton of dishes Rosa made. Lynn Sr. looks on with confusion.]''

Rita: "Don't worry, honey, there's no way they're gonna upstage your meal."

Mover: [enters with an unroasted pig; Lynn Sr. is now in shock.] "Hi, this is a pig on a spit. Where would you like it?"

Rita & Lynn Sr.: "Kitchen."

Bobby: [Admiring the decorations while the mover and Lynn Sr. take the dishes to the kitchen.] "Wow, look at this place. It's so festive, Mrs. L."

Rita: [laughs] "Well, Bobby, we Louds go all out for Thanksgiving."

Steven: [comes in] Yeah, you got that right, Mrs. Loud.

Frida: [steps in between them] "These store bought decorations are nice, Rita. Though as a professional artist... [sets her painting on an easel] ...I prefer the handmade touch. [Reveals the Casagrandes' "Emotionally Raw Vegetables" painting but with Bobby and Lori in the center.]

Lori: "Awww. You made Bobby and me two peas in a pod. That's so sweet."

Steven: Wow! That is so awesome.

Frida: "And the room feels more personal."

[The Casagrandes, Steven, and Lori gather around the painting sharing their comments]

Steven: Doesn’t the painting look great guys. [turns around]

''[The Louds look displeased. Steven gives a concerned look and turns back around to the Casagrandes’ painting.]''

Lincoln: "Well played, Casagrandes, but don't count the Louds out just yet."

[The living room]

Lynn Sr.: "If everyone would please find a seat for our annual Thanksgiving skit!"

[The Casagrandes enter the living room.]

Rosa: "They have a skit?"

Steven: Yeah, it’s kind of like Saturday Night Live, but a family edition.

Hector: "Huh?"

Frida: [gasps] "We're on it." [She and Carlota dash off.]

Lynn Sr.: [stops Bobby] "Dah, no, Bobby, we saved you a seat right here in the front row."

''[A reserved spot is seen on the couch. Lincoln removes the "reserved" tag and Bobby makes his way to it.]''

Bobby: "Excuse me. Perdoname." [sits down]

''[Lincoln hands Bobby a juice box and gives a thumbs-up to Luna as she dims the lights on her laptop. A spotlight comes on and Lincoln comes out wearing his blue suit.]''

Lincoln: "Welcome! What you're about to see is a case of the bird's so cute, you can gobble her up." [pulls back the curtains and it shows the sisters and parents as the jury and Luan as a probation officer.] “Now what you’re about to see is Lawyer Steven Lucas, as he tries to crack the case of the first baby turkey as the defendant’s lawyer.” [Steven comes in dressed up as a lawyer and carries a briefcase.] "All rise for the honorable Lori Loud! [Lori enters wearing her judge robe and sits at her podium, knocking her gavel.] And now let's meet the defendant, Turkey Lily!"

[Leni brings Lily in her turkey costume and cutely gobbles.]

Bobby: [adored] "Aw, she's adorable."

Lori: "I officially commence the People vs. Lily Loud." [Gavel knocks]

[Outside, Frida and Carlota are making the turkey masks near Vanzilla.]

82 MINUTES LATER...

[The gavel knocks and the Casagrandes seem bored but Bobby still looks on with glee.]

Lori: "Your verdict?"

Lana: "We the jury find the defendant guilty."

[Lily looks sad and frowns.]

Steven: Noooooooooooooo!!!

Bobby: [his voice wakes his family up.] "No, this is an outrage!"

Lori: "Guilty of being the cutest turkey ever."

[Lily giggles]

Steven: Whew. Well I guess I’ll spend my Thanksgiving in a van down by the river.

[Everybody, except Bobby, applauds reluctantly.]

Bobby: "Ah, what a relief."

[The Louds and Steven take a bow and walk off while Lori stays behind.]

Bobby: [goes up to Lori and hugs her.] "Babe, your performance was amazing! And that goes to you too Steven. You really are a standout"

Steven: Thank you Bobby. I’ve been taking improv and acting classes for many years. And I basically watched Saturday Night Live, and Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Bobby: That’s sweet dude.

Lynn Sr.: "Hey, let's talk about finding a role for you next year." [doing a somewhat Foghorn Leghorn impression.] "I say, how does Jury #7 sound?"

[Bobby gasps with excitement.]

Ronnie Anne: [with Carlitos mimicking her.] "Dang it. They sucked in Bobby with his weakness for theater. [Smug]Well played, Louds, but never underestimate the Casagrandes."

''[The Casagrandes now take the stage. Some of them wearing the turkey masks.]''

Bobby: [confused] "What's this?"

Frida: [Puts a turkey mask on Bobby.] "Our annual turkey dance, of course!" Follow our lead. Uno, dos, tres."

''[Hector starts playing his guitar with Rosa clapping along, and everyone else flapping their arms, shaking their tails, and generally doing what turkeys do. Only Lori and Steven seems interested at the performance while the rest of the Louds look confused. Rita and Lynn Sr. look smugly to each other.]''

Rita: "Well, we've got nothing to worry about."

Lynn Sr.: "Yeah, this is terrible."

Lori: [suddenly joining in] "This is great!" [gobbles]

Steven: [joining in] Yeah. More like ‘so bad, it’s actually good’.

[The Louds are then surprised by this as Lori and Steven keeps dancing like a turkey with the Casagrandes.]

Lynn Sr.: "Don't worry, dinner is the decisive battle. That's when we're going to, Lynn-cinerate them."

[Dinnertime]

Rita: "Dinner!"

[The two families enter the dining room chatting and see their first-borns enter, much to their joy.]

Rita: "There they are~!"

[Lynn Sr. imitates a trumpet playing while the couple look at each other puzzled.]

Steven: Everyone, I bring to you, the king and queen of Thanksgiving.

[The Louds and the Casagrandes clapped.]

Lori: Thanks for that splendid introduction Steven.

Hector: "Lori, Bobby, we saved you a spot."

Lincoln: "No, we saved you a spot."

Lori: "Um, how about we sit in the middle?" [She and Bobby do so.]

Steven: Yeah, the middle is fine. Because they are both the best couple, I’ve ever met.

Lynn Sr.: [puts some of his food on their plates.] "Here, try my turkey infused stuffing. You're gonna love it."

Rosa: [puts her tamales on their plates.] "But first, try my tamales. I-I did an extra kick."

Lynn Sr.: [chuckles] "An extra kick, that's cute. They don't want heat, they want sweet. [switches dishes] Here, kids, taste my marshmallow covered potatoes."

Rosa: "Feh, how do you know what they want?" [switches dishes as well] "They're obviously craving my homemade shredded turkey mole."

[Lynn Sr. and Rosa glare at each other while adding more and more food onto Lori and Bobby's plates, Steven looks back and forward to them with a concerned look, and in no time flat, it turns into a feud and their dishes are now stacked as high as mountains on their plates.]

Steven: [looks embarrassed] I think that’s enough to eat. But thanks guys.

Rita: [clinks her glass] "I'd like to make a toast. Bobby, Lori, I just want to say how much it means to have you here with us." [tears up] "I don't know if I can't get through this."

Lori: [touched] "Oh, Mom."

Steven: That’s real nice.

Hector: [clinks  his  glass] "Uh, excuse me if I might. I'm sure it means a lot to you, Rita, but with all respect, it means more to us.

Rita: "Well, Hector, that seems really unlikely because nothing means more to us, kay?"

Steven: Wait, what?

Rosa: "Oh, really?"

Rita: "Yeah."

Rosa: "Is that so?"

Rita: "Yeah, that's right."

[Steven, Lori and Bobby look at their relatives worried and the mountain of food melts down.]

Hector: "Forget the toast. I can say it so much better with music!" [starts playing his guitar] "We love Bobby and Lori more than... [Lynn Sr. elbows Luna and she dashes off.] ...anyone in the world"

Luna: [brings in her axe and starts playing, cutting Hector off.] "FAMILY!"

[Luna's playing is then cut short when her axe gets unplugged and reveals that Carl did it and Luna glares at him.]

Carl: "Oopsie."

Lola: [angry] "How dare you!" [jumps on Carl and the two start beating each other up.]

Steven: Guys! Stop it!

Frida: "Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!"

Rita: "Well, if you don't like it, you're welcome to leave! Not you, Bobby, you can stay."

Frida: "That's what you want, isn't it? [caresses Bobby's face] To steal our precious Roberto away from us!" [kisses him]

Lynn Sr.: "Oh, oh, oh, [caresses Lori's face] like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us, well, guess what, bucko, it's not gonna happen!"

Steven: [trying to intervene] "Wait, you guys only cared about your first-borns more than my first Thanksgiving! This is absurd. I want all of you to be nice like normal people."

Louds & Casagrandes: "STAY OUT OF THIS!!"

[Steven looks all sad, because they yelled at him.]

Rosa: "Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here gnawing on your 'dry bird'?!" [referring to the turgooseon]

[Lynn Sr. starts crying, hurt by those harsh words.]

Rita: [comforts her husband] "The turgooseon is delicious. Maybe the problem is your lumpy gravy!"

[Enter GravyBot]

GravyBot: "Did someone say gravy?" [Squirts gravy all over Rita, who screams in shock.]

Rosa: [knocks GravyBot away] "No, they don't deserve it."

GravyBot: [hits the wall, splattering gravy all over itself.] "Aaaaaaah, system malfunction! Malfunction! Reeeeeee!"[ends up getting gravy all over Frida's painting.]

Frida: [gasps] "My painting!"

''[Lily laughs at Frida, when suddenly she gets food thrown in her face, the thrower is revealed to be Carlitos. Everyone, except Lori, Steven, and Bobby, grabs food and start throwing it at each other.]''

Steven: Uh oh! [grabs an umbrella and the umbrella expands]

''[Splatters of food stain the window and walls, and mashed potatoes hits Carl square in the face. Lalo is pulling on the tablecloth and Charles, Cliff, and Geo do the same. The turgooseon then goes flying out the window.]''

Rita: [whistles and the feud stops] "That's enough! I know a way to settle this."

Lynn: "Yeah! Arm wrestle! Let's go!

Rita: "No, let's just ask Lori and Bobby where they would rather spend Thanksgiving."

[Camera zooms out to show that Bobby and Lori are gone.]

Lynn Sr.: "Huh, where'd they go?"

[They all look outside and see that Lori and Bobby have left.]

Steven: [narrating] "And that's how me, Bobby and Lori ended up at the only place in town that's open 24/7, and 365 days, except during fishing season called Flip’s Food N’ Fuel."

[Cuts to Flip's Food and Fuel, where Bobby and Lori decided to bail to during their families' fight, and is where the episode is now.]

Lori: "I'm sorry, Boo-Boo Bear, I know you were looking forward to having a real Thanksgiving this year."

Steven: Yeah. I am very sorry about what happened. Man, I never wondered why our Thanksgiving didn’t turn out from what I imagined. I’m just worried that they keep messing up.

Bobby: "It's not all bad." [holds up some turkey jerky] "I found this half-off turkey jerky."

Lori: Yeah, let’s just relax and forget about it.

Steven: Wait! The way that they’ve been acting, is the reason why you two want to be together.

Lori: Steven, it’s not like that!

Steven: So you two are responsible for turning my first Thanksgiving into a big family feud!

[Suddenly, Vanzilla and the Mercado van pull up and both families run out and inside the gas station, trampling Flip.]

Flip: "Jumping jerky! Holy hot dogs!"

Steven: [getting angry] Ugh! Those families are getting on my last nerves.

Bobby: "Whoa, how did you guys find us?"

Carlos & Lisa: "Tracking devices." [Both look at each other]

Lynn Sr.: "You left before trying my twice-baked tart."

Rosa: [scoffs] "They would prefer my flan."

Lynn Sr.: "Flan, shman. [chanting] Tart, tart, tart!"

Steven: [furious] THAT’S IT!!! I am fed up with your awful behaviors that you guys are acting! You're all becoming bigger jerks than everyone else was! But all of you are the most disgraceful people that I’ve ever met! I mean, this is supposed to be my first Thanksgiving with all of you! But all you only care about is your precious Bobby and Lori, instead of me! I was happy until you guys came in and screwed everything up! All of you broke my heart, but now it’s my turn to break all of yours!

Lynn Sr.: How could you say that to us?

Steven: [angry] Let me get started with you! You are the worst cook ever! I’d rather hear Will Ferrell do cowbell than you! And P.S., your tarts are terrible!

Lynn Sr.: [crying]

Rosa: Ha. Who’s the better chef now?

Steven: [angry] And you, you packed so many foods! Why can’t you just bring one dish? You don’t want to overfeed us! I mean what’s the matter with bringing a big bowl of soup or chopped salad! You know what, I think I wish you should spend your lifetime selling hot dogs instead! And by the way your flans are lousy!

Rosa: [offended] Why I never? I would never sell any franks.

Rita: Steven, that’s enough!

Steven: [angry] Oh, here comes Mrs. Loud. You are the worst mother I’ve ever met! And for goodness sakes, can’t you and your husband learn how to intervene for once!!! Why don’t you write a book about it!

Rita: [gasps, easily offended]

Steven: [angry] And Ms. Casagrande, that painting looks good, but I rather go to an arts and crafts fair than spend time with both the Louds and yours!

Frida: [crying] How could he say such bad things to my work?

Steven: [angry] Hector, I don’t know why. But you really are a jerk!

Hector: What did I do? I just tried to play a little song.

Steven: [angry] Well, why don’t you ask Luna why you are both terrible musicians!

Luna: Dude!

Steven: [angry] Lucy, I really wish that you should learn how to approach someone, and not be a total creep for once!!!

Lucy: [gasps]

Steven: [ranting] And as for all of you! You just turned my first Thanksgiving into a complete disaster! You all basically ruined everything! I mean Thanksgiving is supposed to be about spending time together as a family and be thankful to each other! But none of you are not very thankful to each other, but you only cared about Bobby and Lori more than me!

Lori: Steven, stop! It’s not their fault.

Steven: [to Lori and Bobby] You know what, you’re right. It’s both YOUR fault.

[Bobby and Lori gasped at Steven’s response.]

Steven: You’re just like those freeloaders that I might call family. You’re the cause of turning my Thanksgiving and tore it into bits and pieces. I never felt so betrayed in my life. Lori, you only care about is your boyfriend, more than your family. And Bobby, you are too dumb enough for her to spend time with, you’re a zero, you’re nothing.

[Lori and Bobby feel offended by his response.]

Steven: I see right now that all of you are nothing but a bunch of snot-nosed, bug-eyed, wretched, pretentious, cynical, cranky, low-life, barbaric, buck-toothed, lazy, two-timing, two-faced, backstabbing, tasteless, insecure, clingy, selfish, and self-destructive jerks!

[Both families, especially Lori and Bobby gasps.]

Lynn Sr.: You take that back!

Steven: [furious] ALL OF YOU ARE THE WORST FAMILIES EVER!!!

''[Both families gasped again. Steven angrily breaths, and now both families feel horrible because of how they've been acting.]''

Rosa: Wow. That’s the harshest thing I’ve ever heard coming out of him.

Frida: Yeah, and I never knew he said so much colorful vocabulary.

Lynn Sr.: I can’t believe he hurt all of our feelings.

Rita: We especially ruined Thanksgiving because of us.

[Steven takes a couple of deep breaths and calms down.]

Steven: Maybe I should just leave.

The Louds and The Casagrandes: What?!

Lori and Bobby: What?!

Steven: Don’t even call me, text me, or even follow me with your tracking devices to know where I live right now, and I never wanted to see all of you ever again until you get your act together! Because, it looks like my Thanksgiving’s with all of you is officially over! Happy Thanksgiving. Jerks. [leaves the convenient store.]

Lori: [tries to talk to Steven, but Bobby holds her arm letting him leave] Wait Steven! Where are you going?!

''[Steven doesn’t respond as he walks away. Both the families and Flip watched him leave.]''

Flip: Geez. Tough crowd.

[Joseph Arthur’s Honey and the Moon plays, as the Louds and the Casagrandes feel sad and ashamed for their actions.]

The Louds and The Casagrandes: [feeling sad and filled with guilt] What have we done?

Lori: Please. Don’t go.

''[Cut to Steven walking around the neighborhood, and watches two different families spending Thanksgiving, all happy and cheerful. He comes up to Clyde’s house, and watches Clyde, Harold, and Howard praying and begins eating. Steven smiles a little. Then he walks to Sunset Canyon and sees Pop-Pop and Myrtle are having a great time. He smiles. Then, he walks into The Loud House, with the dining room still messy after a food fight. He picks up painting that Frida painted, and cleans off the gravy stains with a napkin. He looks at it to see Bobby and Lori as he’s filled with guilt. Then, he sits down on the couch, feeling sad and defeated. Then he begins crying.]''

[To be concluded...]