User blog:BigFanofEntertainment/Funny Business - Alternate Ending

Once again, thanks to Thomperfan for the idea.

Lincoln: "Well, there's one other thing. I think I'm ruining the reputation of Funny Business, Inc. These parents are brutal!"

Luan: "Don't move! I'll be right there."

''Luan gets ready to go. Luna is on the couch stringing her guitar. She notices Luan heading out the door.''

Luna: "Hey, sis. Where you going?"

Luan: "Lincoln's at a brthday party trying to entertain kids there, but things aren't going well for him. He called me and asked for my help. I was hesitant at first, but when he told me that my business' reputation could be ruined, I knew I had to help him."

Luna: "Why were you hesitant?"

Luan: "Well, when Lincoln became my assistant, he started hogging the spotlight. He kept falling on his butt, and kids were laughing at him. I told him to leave the clowning to me and just keep assisting because I'm an expert at clowning, but he didn't listen. But then a woman called him and told him that she only wanted him to entertain at the party, without me. I was pretty mad."

Luna: "Mad, huh? I think I see what's going on. You're jealous that kids were laughing at Lincoln and not you."

Luan: "What?! That's ridiculous! I'm not jealous!"

Luna: "Really? Becuase from what you told me, you weren't too happy about Lincoln getting more laughs than you have in a while. And just telling him to 'keep assisting'. Lincoln might have been hogging the spotlight, but you we'ren't being mature about it yourself."

after a few second of silence.

Luan: "It's just not fair! I'm the comedic one, and he's... the assistant! I'm the one kids should be laughing at, not someone who just falls on his butt!"

Luna: "Luan. Kids laugh at what they think is funny. If they find it funny, they just find it funny. It's not Lincoln's fault, some kids think he's funny. Neither you or Lincoln decide what people laugh at, people laugh themsleves."

After a few seconds of silence, Luan has a sad look on her face

Luan: "You're right Luna. I was no better than him. I was just as much of a jerk as he was."

Luna: (smiles) "You can still make it up to him. You said Lincoln needs your help, so don't waste anymore time and help him."

Luan: (smiles) "Thanks Luna."

Luna: "Anytime, sis."

''Luan leaves. It cuts to the party. As Lincoln is still in the photo booth looking nervous, Luan appears on her unicycle''

Lincoln: "Luan! Wait, how did you know I was in here?"

Luan: "Well, this was a pretty good clue."

Luan holds out some photos of Lincoln from the photo booth.

Lincoln: "Oh! So, what's the plan?"

Luan: "Okay, let's see what we've got here." (observes the crowd) "Hmm, Emo tweens. Notoriously tough crowd. But, don't worry, this isn't my first mope fest."

''It cuts to Luan on stage dressed as a mime. She pretends to be trapped inside a box.''

Maggie: "Oh, I get it. She's, like, trapped in a box. That's exactly how I felt when my mom said I couldn't dye my hair purple."

Lincoln, who is also dressed as a mime, looks from backstage and smiles while Luan pretends to climb a ladder

Tween #1: "Wow. It's like the soul crushing pointlessness of seventh grade."

Luan goes backstage to get Lincoln, who is feeling nervous.

Luan: "You ready to do this?"

Lincoln: (nervously) "I don't know."

Luan: "You'll be fine. Just follow my lead."

Both Lincoln and Luan walk onstage and do a mirror routine.

Maggie: "Wow! It's about how we're all just, like, clones."

Tween #2: "That's what I was gonna say."

Maggie: "Exactly."

Lincoln and Luan finish their routine and the goth kids slowly give an applause.

Dad #1: "I have to get their business card."

The other parents murmur in agreement

Bratty Kid's Mom: "Well, I call the weekend of the 22nd."

''The goth kids start cheering and a single black rose is tossed onto stage as Luan picks it up. Luan and Lincoln look at each other and smile. It cuts to Lincoln and Luan walking home.''

Lincoln: "Thanks for saving my butt. You were amazing out there. And I'm sorry for the way I was acting."

Luan: "I'm sorry too, Lincoln. I was just jealous that you were getting laughs instead of me. I was being harsh and immature. It's not your fault some kids think your funnier than me."

Lincoln: "Oh, Luan. You're still a funny person. After all, you are the comedic genius. Your business would've been ruined if you didn't show up. This business is nothing without you."

Luan: "So we're cool?

Lincoln: "We're cool. And I'm still your assistant?

Luan: "Absolutely."

Lincoln: "Awesome. Let me get those for you."

Accidentally rips the bag and slips on the spilled whoopee cushions.

Lincoln: "Whoa!"

Lincoln lands on them, which all make farting sounds

Luan: (chuckles) "You know, that actually was kind of funny. Here, let me help..."

Her unicycle slips on another whoopee cushion, sending her flying.

Luan: "Whoa, good gravy!"

Luan lands on the whoopee cushions and Lincoln and they laugh

Luan: "Eye-a-watha!"

The two siblings do pratfalls as they land on the whoopee cushions and laugh again.

​The End