User blog:MaverickGuy720/Joke Fanfic.

'''WARNING: This Fanfic is simply a joke, so don't take it seriously!

(One Afternoon, In front of the Loud house, There was a Little six year old Boy named Lincoln Loud preparing to ride with his Father Lynn sr with the camera prepared to capture his son riding a bike for the first time)

Lynn sr: Alrighty, You ready champ?

Lincoln: I don't know....What if I get hurt?

Lynn sr: Nonsense! This is one part of life you have to experience!

Lincoln: Still Daddy, I don't know about this..

Lynn sr: Listen Son, How about this, if you can ride the bike all the way to the end of the block and return, We'll Get you Papa johns!

Lincoln: Even the pepperoni pizza?

Lynn sr: Of Couse! But, you have to ride to the end of the block!

Lincoln: Alright dad!

(With that, Lincoln puts on his ace savvy helmet and proceeds to hop on the bike and rides it down the road to the end of the block with himself trying to keep himself balanced, Lynn sr looks astonished as he saw his riding the bicycle, Lynn sr then turns on the camera and records his son)

Lynn sr: You're doing amazing son! *Zooms the camera more closer to Lincoln*

Lincoln: I'm doing it! IM DOING IT! *Reaches to the end of the block and proceeds to return to the Loud residence*

Lynn sr: I'm so proud of my little guy! *Wipes tear from his eye and sniffs* Honey! Call papa Johns and tell them we're getting pepperoni pizza! *He turns off the camera and runs inside the house to call papa johns*

Lincoln: This Is the Greatest day of my entire life! *As he Kept pedaling more faster*

(Meanwhile, A Trucker was riding his Truck to work while eating some biscuits along as he drove his truck in franklin avenue)

Trucker:(Southern Accent) MMM! Nothing like eating my mamas buttery biscuits while driving to work! (But, as his truck took a bump, he accidentally dropped his biscuit) Oh No, My biscuit!

(The trucker Takes off his seatbelt and looks for his biscuit, as the the trucker Was looking for his breakfast, Lynn sr comes back outside as He saw his son riding while looking back at his wife)

Lincoln: Yay! (Doing A Wheelie)

Trucker:( southern accent)Where's that biscuit? (Still searching)

(Lynn sr looked back and gasped as his son was heading in front of a truck, just then he yelled his sons name trying to tell him to get out the way!)

Lynn sr: Lincoln!

Lincoln: dad? *Looks at the truck and widens eyes* AHHH!!!

(In The End By Linkin Park Starts playing)

(As he screamed, The truck hitted Lincoln as they contacted impact, Lynn sr couldn't do nothing but watch his corpse less son in the air as he fell to the ground motionless, as the truck drove off)

Trucker: Finally! My Biscuit! *He ate his biscuit And continued to drive)

Lynn sr: Son! ( Lynn Sr yelled as he ran towards his son who was motionless and didn't respond) are you okay?!! ( he tries to wake his son, but no response, he knew his son was...Dead)

Lynn sr: No!!!! If only the Papa johns would have arrived!! (Cries into his dead sons chest)

The End!