User blog:1jeffyfan/Everything wrong with No such luck (cinema sins parody)

0 [Lincoln is enjoying a bowl of Aw, Nuts cereal for breakfast and reading a comic book when his sisters come in.]Lori: "Hey, you guys! Don't forget my golf tournament's this afternoon." [Lincoln ducks under the table.] The sisters don't notice Lincolns comic and cereal on the table.

1 Lincoln crawls out from under the table and comes across Lily.] Lily: "Inkin'!" Aww i'm sorry but i'm removing a sin for Lily's cutness.

0 Lily's sucking sounds like Maggie.

1"I know what you're thinking. " Lincoln, why are you trying to get out of your sisters' activities?" Well, you don't know my life." Even though we've been through all of season 1.

2  Lincoln: "With ten sisters, my calendar's booked everyday with stuff. I'm supposed to go to rodeos, pageants, open mic nights... Lincoln if you told the nicer sisters i'm pretty sure they'd understand and you'd have more time off. You don't have to avoid them.

3 Lynn: "Lame. My team has won our last six games, and you're the only member of this family who hasn't come out to support me." As if all your sisters aren't supporting you enough.

4 Also just because Lincoln can't come doesn't mean he's not supporting you.

5  Lynn: [holding her bat threateningly] "Sure you won't reconsider?" Lynn this is exactly why I hate you.

6 Baseball Announcer: "Well, it's a beautiful day at the park. Isn't it, Pep?" Pep: [unenthusiastic] "Oh, sure it is." Pep sums up this whole episode. 7 Lincoln: "Hey, sis. I'm really sorry you lost."[Lynn yelps and hides behind a dumpster.]Lincoln: "Hey."Lynn: [holding a rotten banana peel] "Stay back! You're bad luck!" [tosses the peel at Lincoln.] LINCOLN JUST FELT SORRY FOR YOUR LOST AND YOU IMMEDIATELY STATE HIM AS BAD LUCK! 8 Lincoln: "What are you talking about?"Lynn: "My team has been dominating all season, then the one time you show up, we lose!" (sarcastic) Oh wow that's a good excuse. 9Wip