Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170506015410/@comment-30953185-20170507214956

Lori:  [sighs dreamily] "Fortunately, our love was strong enough to overcome any obstacle.  [sternly] Including creepy sisters who spy on my dates." [referring to Lucy] Lucy: "Please. You can't expect to have privacy in  this  house." [Flashback to Lucy and Lynn trying to sleep] Lucy:  [inhales] "Sigh." [inhales] "Sigh." [inhales] "Sigh." [This wakes Lynn up] Lynn: "Okay, you've been doing that for ten minutes. What's wrong, Luce?" Lucy:  [rises up] "Don't tell anyone, but..." [shows Lynn a book called "Hungry Like a..." with a werewolf on the cover]"...I've been reading this new book series about a werewolf, and it feels like I'm cheating on Edwin." [shows her Edwin poster with a little drawing of her taped to it] Lola:  [having overheard this from her room] "I'd stick with the vampire. Werewolves are hairy and gross. Yech!" Lana:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Which is exactly why she should go for one!" [howls] Lori:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;">  [having overheard it, too]<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "But Edwin was her first love!" Lynn Sr.<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;">  [also having overheard it]<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Don't these books sound a little old for Lucy?" [Rita is reading The Mom Jeans Ultimatum] Rita:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Of course not, dear. When I was a girl, I read a series about a cute lumberjack." [Lucy places her pillow over her face and falls back] Lucy:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Groan."