User blog:TheMaximumMatt/The TMM Spin: Making the Case Part 2

I'm making a new series called The TMM Spin, where I take TLH episodes, whether they be good, bad, or in between, and give them a rewrite to see how I would have done them. Without further ado, let's get this long-awaited conclusion done! Credit to Thomperfan for helping me out with this.

[Lincoln ran upstairs to see all of his sisters marching upstairs angrily.]

Lincoln: Guys! Wait! I'm said I was sorry about-

Lucy: I have no brother. [slams door]

Lincoln: (to viewers) Don't worry she says that a lot...

Lucy: I know I say that a lot, but this time, I mean it! [slams door]

Lincoln: She says that a lot too...

[Lincoln notices Luan carrying boxes into Lincoln's room]

Lincoln: Luan! What are you doing?!

Luan: Luna's having an emotional breakdown, so she told me to leave her room. She says she can't be with the person responsible for her breakup! Thanks a lot, Lincoln.

Lincoln: [looks down] Luan! Look, I'm sorry about blaming you! It was my fault, and now you're suffering because of me! But I know how we can fix this!

Luan: How do plan on doing that?

Lincoln: I'm gonna need your help for it, though. Please. I'm really sorry about what I did. Plus, it's either that or you're forced to share a closet with me.

Luan: [sighs] Fine, I'll help.

Lincoln: Really?

Luan: I'm still mad about what you did. you used your teachings against me and the others and you threw me under the bus-

Lincoln: By accident!

Luan: But, we're still family, so I'll do it.

Lincoln: Thank you. You said your one simple rule is to always have your camera on, right?

Luan: That is correct, Captain Obvious.

Lincoln: "Then I'm going to need to borrow all your footage of me."

Luan: "You mean...Comedy Fort Knox?" [reveals a vault of footage of Lincoln she's filmed over the years.]

[Cut to Clyde shamefully walking outside when he hears his walkie-talkie calling]

Clyde: Lincoln?!

Lincoln: Clyde! I know how we can make it up to the sisters! And I'm gonna need your help!

Clyde: Well, why didn't you say so?!

[Clyde happily rushes back to the Louds' house]

[Lincoln is filming a new video about himself.]

Lincoln: Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when one brother messes up and embarrasses all ten of his sisters? I didn't think you would. But this is how you fix it." [holds up a copyright card] Oh, and for legal reasons, all videos were provided by Luan Out Loud, LLC. All rights reserved, patent pending. Let 'er rip!

[The first clip is of Lincoln in his underwear pretending to flex muscles and kissing his arm; the next clip is of him holding a photo of a girl named Cristina.]

Lincoln: [suavely] Well, Cristina, I can't say I'm surprised you asked me out. I've seen the way you look at me in the lunch line.

[The next clip is of him dancing around in some silly outfit; the next clip has him combing his one chest hair and for some reason watering it; the next clip is of him watching a sappy reality show about a man choosing his woman.]

Man: Bentley, will you accept this rose?

[Lincoln starts weeping; more footage of him admiring Cristina.]

Lincoln: Oh, this manly thing? Yes. It is a chest hair. The first of many, I'm sure.

''[The next clip is of Clyde freaking out after glancing at a picture of Lori. He faints after a nosebleed; the next clip is of Clyde doing another one of his freakouts, this time doing his robot dance]''

[Even more footage of him and the Cristina photo.]

Lincoln: Come on, Cristina. I've thought about it, you've thought about it, why are we fighting this? [puts on breath spray, but the photo slips off the bust he taped the photo on and he kisses the bust instead.]

[Lincoln posts the video on the computer]

Clyde: you think this is gonna work?

Lincoln: Oh, you have know idea how badly I'm hoping for it to. This is the least I can do.

[The sisters are still in their rooms, still grumbling about being humiliated all over the internet]

Lori: [growls] This is all Lincoln's fault! What made him and Luan think it was okay to do this? Now, I may never speak to my boo-boo bear ever again! ''[receives a phone call. It's from Bobby]'' Hello?... What?... Really?!... Oh no, it's alright! Honest... Thank you! [hangs up and screams happily]

Leni: What happened?!

Lori: Bobby just spoke to me! He actually spoke to me again!

Leni: What did he say?

Lori: Who cares?! He actually acknowledged my existence again!

Leni: I just got a call from my friends saying they accept me into their lives again.

Luna: [from outside] Really? Sam spoke to me again too!

Lynn: Same thing with my coach!

Lucy: And my poetry group!

Lola: What's going on?!

Luan: Guys! Guys! Come take a look at this!

Lola: Whatever it is, I don't care!

Luan: But look! It's Lincoln!

Lucy: Please, Luan. We're not in the mood to talk about him.

Luan: I said look!

[The sisters come out and see Luan holding out her phone.]

Lori: What is Lincoln doing now?!

Lucy: What is he doing with Edwin?!

Lincoln: [from the phone] Come on, Cristina. I've thought about it, you've thought about it, why are we fighting this?

[The sisters burst into laughter]

Lynn: Oh man! This is golden!

Leni: Totes!

Lana: Yeah! How embarrassing!

Lucy: Why did he post this though?

Luan: Don't you see? Lincoln felt bad about posting that awful video about us, so to make it up, he made this compilation where he made himself and Clyde look like even bigger fools.

Luna: Really?

Lynn: I have to admit, these are pretty much worse than we he posted of us.

Lisa: Agreed. Nothing can top this.

Lori: After this, I'm not sure if anyone in the world will ever take him and Clyde seriously ever again!

Luan: Exactly! So, what do think? Does this make up for what he did?

Lana: Wait, guys! Look! [points to the window in Lincoln's room]

''[The sisters look outside. Lincoln is being laughed at by a group of kids]''

Female Classmate: Oh, Lincoln.

Male Classmate: And just to be clear, we're laughing at you, not with you.

Female Classmate: I thought your sisters' video was embarrassing, but this takes the cake! And still to lose out to a hamster? Ouch!!

[Lincoln sighs in defeat]

Lynn: Wow. That's cold.

Lucy: Even for him, this is harsh.

Lori: At least he knows how we feel.

''[Suddenly, a group of teenagers drive in a car and proceed to make smooching noises at Lincoln. Then they throw water balloons at him, laughing. The sisters gasp]''

Lincoln: [from outside] Oh yeah! Real mature you jerks!

Leni: Oh my gosh! Lincoln! Is he alright?!

Lucy: Oh. This really is awful.

Lola: I wish I could give those bullies a piece of my mind!

Lynn: This is worse than what happened to us!

Luan: Now do you think he's made up for his actions?

Lori: Yeah!

Luna: Totally!

Lisa: Indubitably!

Lori: I'd never thought I'd say this, but... we need to cheer him up.

Lana: Yeah. He doesn't deserve this!

Luan: What he did for us was brutal, so I think it's only best that we show our thanks.

Lucy: But how?

Luan: [holds out poster of trophy] I think I know how...

''[Outside the Loud House, a depressed Lincoln comes back. Clyde follows.]''

Lincoln: I sure hope that worked. [opens the door to see his sisters] [apologetically] I know I embarrassed you and I can't undo it, and I'm sorry, but the least I could do was embarrass myself right along with you, that way we'd all be even!

Lynn: Even? You think this makes us even?

Lincoln: Well, I was trying to-

Lynn: Yours was way worse!

Lori: [cheerfully] Yeah! That video was hysterical!

[The girls surround Lincoln and ensure him that they forgive him.]

Lincoln: So, we're good?

Lucy: We're good...brother.

Luan: Sorry you didn't win the trophy.

Lori: But we really appreciate what you did.

Lincoln: Hey. If we're gonna be fools, we might as well be fools together.

Lola: Not to mention you getting bullied by all of those random strangers was just heartbreaking for us.

Luna: We thought you deserved something. [hands him a tiny trophy.]

Lincoln: Wow. Thanks, guys. You didn't have to!

[Lola and Lynn hug him and Luna pats him on the head; he runs to the case and puts the trophy in his spot.]

Lincoln: Most Improved Brother. [to the viewers] I did it. My sisters no longer despise me, Cristina's switching classes, and I finally made the case.

Lori: Oh, by the way, thanks for getting Bobby and me back together! I owe you one!

Lincoln: I don't remember doing that...

Clyde: [smirks] I may have made some phone calls after posting that video.

Lincoln: Wow. You actually decided to bring Lori and Bobby together?

Clyde: Yeah. I might love Lori, but seeing her happy is far more important.

Lincoln: Wow. That's awesome of you, Clyde! You really are a great best friend!

Clyde: Thanks.

[Another flatulent sound occurs and the other girls look at Lori suspiciously.]

Lori: It was my shoe!

THE END