User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Attention Deficit

Lincoln was making a model volcano.

He asked his parents for help, but both did say, "No,

Not unti round about five minutes from now,

Leni wants to wear makeup but doesn't know how,

And I want to give Lynn some baseball tips too."

Lincoln said, "Fine, I'll wait for both of you."

Five minutes passed and the parents came back.

Linc said, "Now can you get my volcano on track?".

They said, "Five more minutes, I need to take a quiz with Lori,

And I'll dance with Luna." "It's always the same story,"

Said Lincoln, "How will I ever finish this?!" he cried.

The next day, he was walking to school with young Clyde,

Who had finished his volcano (with people on too!),

And he said, "My dads helped me. Perhaps they'll help you."

When they came in, Linc said, "What a nice place!".

Clyde's dads came round and they wiped Lincoln's face,

They cut his sideburns and fixed his shirt and shoe.

Dinner was fancy and they had spa treatment too,

But perhaps the best thing that I have to mention,

Was that Lincoln got undivided attention.

When LInc got home, Lana had stolen Lola's car.

Lisa blew up a teddy bear, then Lynn said, "Are,

You glowing? And why on Earth do you smell like sprouts?"

"I was at the McBride house where nobody shouts,

And where you get attention over everything."

Lynn said, "Could they help me with my baseball swing?".

They went to the McBride house and both felt like a winner,

But Luna saw their nail polish and she too smelt their dinner.

When they told her, Luna said, "Can I come over to jam?

I want to play the saxophone, but I am,

Sorry to say that Dad has an infection."

"OK," said Lincoln, but with a serious inflection,

He added, "But don't let any other sisters know,

Or the attention will be divided." Luna said, "Sure thing bro!".

Lincoln said, "This is fine," but then he said, "Oh man!",

For sitting on the bench was none other than Luan.

Then in came Lori and Lana and then,

Lisa, Leni, Lucy, and Lola, and when,

They hugged Clyde's dads, Lily crawled in in the nude.

"Luna, did you tell them?! That's awfully rude!",

Said Lincoln to Luna with a serious glower.

"No, I'd never do that, but I sang it in the shower."

Lucy pretended that Howard was dead.

Leni couldn't find her room. "You're not at home!" Howard said.

Lincoln said, "Can you help me with my volcano now?"

They said, "No, but in five minutes 'cause Lola wants to know how,

To wave at a pageant and Luan wants me to try pie.",

But five minutes later, Harold had pie in his eye,

And Howard was helping Lisa, and Lori made Clyde pass out.

"That is enough!", Lincoln did shout,

But then he thought, "My sisters aren't mean, don't you see?

They just want attention the same as me."

He went home and his parents came round to assist.

They said, "We've always had it on our to-do list."

The sisters got sent home when Lisa suggested sleeping there.

They'd made Clyde's dads sleepy, because, I fear,

They couldn't take care of so many kids,

Without getting tired or flipping their lids.

They finished the volcano in five minutes flat.

Linc said, "My parents can handle this. They're cool like that."