Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170728235203

Girl Clyde: "That's awesome, Linka! So, you're not gonna flunk fifth grade?"

Linka: "Nope. Only downside is, I'm going to be spending a lot of time inside my locker."

[They approach their classroom.]

Linka: "Well, here goes." [covers her eyes and steps in] "Better shield my eyes from our teacher's blinding manliness."

Mr. Johnson: "Oh, well, thank you."

[Mr. Johnson is back in the classroom with his leg still broken from the mechanical bull incident and sitting in a wheelchair.]

Mr. Johnson: "I'm flattered." [charmingly] "Why don't you come sit in the front row, Linka?"

Linka: [laughs awkwardly] "Uh...yes. Brilliant."