User blog:BatSam247/Hand-Me-Downer + Sam

Here is the 2nd most popular choice from the poll. Enjoy!
[The episode starts with Lincoln and Clyde awkwardly staring at something.]

Clyde: It's nice, but I'm kinda surprised you chose a pink one with streamers and a basket.

Lincoln: I didn't choose it, Clyde. it's a hand-me-down from Lori.

Clyde: [enamored] This was Lori's bike? [passionately holds onto it]

[Just then, Sam comes by the scene.]

Sam: Hey guys, what's going on? Whose bike is that?

Lincoln: It's mine. Lori handed it down to me.

Sam: Didn't really expect for her to hand you down something like... [looks at the bike] that.

Lincoln: In a big family, hand-me-downs are a fact of life. Here, let me take you through a few of... Lincoln Loud's Hand-Me-Down Greatest Hits.

[Cut to a flashback of Hand-Me-Down #1.]

Lincoln: There was Leni's sparkly shirt...

[Lincoln is wearing a shirt with "LL" bejeweled on it and it doesn't even fit him.]

Leni: Sorry. It has my initials on it.

Flashback Lincoln: But "LL" are also my initials. Never mind.

[As Leni leaves, Lincoln hides the shirt under the bed. Cut to a flashback of Hand-Me-Down #2]

Lincoln: ...and then there was Colonel Crackers, Luan's ventriloquist dummy...

Flashback Lincoln: [practicing his act] I'm thirsty. [takes a sip of water but spits it out from drinking too much]

Colonel Crackers:And they call me the dummy.

[Lincoln hides Colonel Crackers under his bed. Cut to a flashback of Hand-Me-Down #3.]

Lincoln: ...Luna's electric guitar...

[Luna rocks out so hard that she breaks her guitar and hands it to Lincoln.]

Luna: Here you go, bro. All it needs is love. Love is all it needs. [leaves]

Flashback Lincoln: [disappointed] And strings, and a neck, and a body. [puts it under his bed]

[Cut to a flashback of Hand-Me-Down #4.]

Lincoln: ...and Lynn's, um...

[Lynn launches a jockstrap right at Lincoln's face.]

Lynn: You'll thank me during those penalty kicks. [leaves]

Flashback Lincoln: [grossed out] Grody... [puts it under the bed]

[End of Lincoln Loud's Hand-Me-Down Greatest Hits. Cut back to Lincoln and Sam with Clyde still holding onto the bike.]

Sam: Well, it sounds like you don't care that much for your other hand-me-downs.

Lincoln: You think?

Sam: But... there's also a bright side to it.

Lincoln: [deadpanned] Like what?

Sam: You see, hand-me-downs don't have to be the same as when you got them. They're pretty much yours to mess around with now. [goes over to the pink bike] Can I se this for a minute, Clyde?

[Clyde doesn't answer, still enamored. Sam just shakes Clyde off of the bike.]

Sam: Take this bike for instance. It doesn't have to look like it belongs to Lola. It can be made into something cooler.

Clyde: How so? [lovestruck] I think it's perfect just the way it is.

Sam: [deadpanned] You really need to find someone your own age. [takes out a book from his back pocket] We can use "Phineas and Ferb's Guide to Building Cool Stuff" to improve the bike. Maybe we can "fix" some of the other hand-me-downs too.

Lincoln: Well...

[Two boys on their bikes come by.]

Papa Wheelie: Heh! Nice bike, kid!

Flat Tire: Yeah, that bike is so lame it...it... [beat] ...I got nothing.

Papa Wheelie: So long, sissy.

[The two ride off guffawing about Lincoln's hand-me-down bike.]

Lincoln: [sternly] Let's do it.

[Cut to a montage of Lincoln and Sam in the garage, taking apart the pink bike with and rebuilding it into this with the accompaniment of some spare parts from Lisa's old inventions and Lana's tools. They also turn Leni's sparkly shirt into two leather jackets with each of their initials on it with some spare clothing materials and rhinestones in the garage. In addition, they fix Luna's electric guitar, paint it orange, and write Lincoln's initials on it. All of this was possible, thanks to Sam's book.]

[Cut to the two looking at their accomplishments.]

Lincoln: [wipes off sweat from his forehead] Our work here is done.

Sam: Now, let's go test it out.

[Cut to Clyde outside of the garage. The garage door opens to reveal two silhouettes coming out of the shadows with a bike, an electric guitat, and leather jackets.]

Clyde: Whoa-ho=ho! That is all kinds of awesome!

[The three go off to the park. Lynn passes by them.]

Lynn: LOOK OUT! SICK BIKE COMING THRO- [sees Lincoln's cool bike] uuuuuuuuuuuuuu... [until the three boys leave with the bike] Huh. I had this strange feeling Lincoln was going to come and borrow my bike instead of making one cooler than mine.

[Cut to the three boys at the park with the orange bike.]

Lincoln: Alright, time to see what this baby can do! [hops onto it]

Sam: Let me get a piece of that action too. [hops on as well]

Lincoln: Here, Clyde. We had extra supplies and made another jacket. [tosses it over to him] It has your intials on it too.

Clyde: I'M TOTALLY IN! [hops on the bike with the two]

Lincoln: Let's see how it does on land. [boots up the bike]

Bike: [in robotic voice] Good afternoon, master Lincoln. How may I serve you?

[Lincoln and Clyde look at Sam.]

Sam: I thought the voice system would be a good touch.

Lincoln: Let's burn some rubber.

Bike: As you wish, master.

[The bike buffers for a moment, then it goes at breakneck speed. The three are holding on for dear life as the bike dashes through the open, grassy area of the park.]

Clyde: Thhiiiissss iiiiisssss awwweeessoommee!!

Lincoln: Mmmmmuuuusssttt sssstttoooppp bbbiiiikkkke! [pushes the stop button]

[The three are flung off of the bike when it stops, and they faceplant on the grass. They then jump back onto the bike.]

Lincoln: [looks through the assortment of buttons] How about the one with the plane? [presses the plane button]

Bike: Aerial mode activated. [transforms into a small jet plane and blasts off into the sky]

WIP