User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Toads and Tiaras

Lincoln was taining Lola for a pageant one day,

Because the prize was two Dairyland tickets. Hooray!

But Lola fell down and she injured an arm,

And also a leg. That much bodily harm,

Meant she'd probably not win so, "Oh man!", Lincoln said,

Until he realised he could send Lana instead.

Lana originally thought that was bad,

But she then agreed to go but thought Lola would be mad,

If she found out what they were up to, so they,

Kept it a secret. For the rest of the day,

Lincoln said, "Lana, stop acting the fool!

Don't scratch your butt or carry a tool!

Don't do armpit farts, those will sure not impress!

And lastly, that isn't a towel, it's a dress!".

It was broadcast on the Princess Channel on TV,

Which Lincoln was glad that they didn't have, but he,

Didn't know that Lynn Sr. decided to install,

It, and Lola, mad, limped off to the pageant hall.

Lana burped, fixed the floor, and Hops bounced off the stage.

Lola arrived, still in a rage.

Lana said, "I can't act like them, but I don't know why.

Is there something wrong with me?" and started to cry.

Lincoln said, "No, there's nothing wrong with you.

I tried to make you do stuff you weren't inclined to do.

Just do what you want and it won't make me mad.

Even if we lose, I wouldn't be sad."

Lana changed to her normal clothes and did her usual joys,

Like playing with frogs and making a rude noise.

Lola came in, very angry at her sis,

But Lana won 'cause the judges liked seeing her act like this.

Lola forgave them and they went on the ride.

Lincoln threw up, but he also took pride,

In the lesson he'd learnt the previous day:

Don't change what someone's inclined to do or say.