User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: The Crying Dame

Lily was having a really loud cry.

Her siblings were trying to figure out why.

She wasn't sleepy and her diaper was clean.

She wasn't gassy or hungry, so what could this mean?

Rita and Lynn Sr. said, "Sometimes babies cry,

And we never find out the exact reason why.

When you lot were babies, you all cried with no cause."

Lynn Sr. added, "Except Lucy," after a pause,

"She just stared at us so we grew her bangs down."

"I can see you just fine," said Lucy with a frown.

Lori said, "I got it! When I was one, I had a toy,

That maybe young Lily would also enjoy."

She went to the attic and searched in a box,

And found a singing toy named Fenton the Feel-Better Fox.

Lily liked Fenton and danced around with joy,

But Rita and Lynn Sr. said, "It's the demon toy!

He's very annoying with that high-pitched song,

If you get to hear it all day and night long."

They said, "Don't be dramatic," but three days from then,

Everyone was sick of hearing the song again and again.

It kept them awake and it drove friends away.

They said, "We'll go insane if the fox has to stay!"

Lincoln said, "We need to get rid of the fox,

But though we think it's a nuisance, she thinks it rocks.

In fact, the only time Lily does not have the toy,

Is when we're changing her diaper," said the only Loud boy.

As Luan was changing Lily, they snatched it away,

Eager for this to be Fenton's last day.

They drove to Flip's and threw it in the trash,

Saying, "We have succeeded if Lily can crash!"

When she fell asleep despite being glum all day,

Her sisters and brother said, "It worked! Hooray!".

The next morning, however, Lily was blue.

They tried to give her something fun to do.

They fed her, blew balloons, and built a fort,

But Lily's mood was still of the gloomy sort.

She looked at a photo and Lincoln suspected,

That missing Fenton was what was making Lily dejected.

They went to the dump but although they rushed,

They arrived there too late and Fenton got crushed.

When Luna hummed the song, they all thought of something:

"We could cheer up Lily if we dance and sing!",

So, with Lincoln in costume, they all sang for Lily.

The parents ran away, which was a bit silly.