User blog:Reciter5613/Meet-N-Sleep

One afternoon, Lincoln was pacing in his room excited.

Lincoln: (To the viewer) This is it! After all the time I've spent with Kevin, I now get to have him over for a sleepover. Of course he didn't get the idea of it at first.

(Flashback to Lincoln talking to Kevin in front of his house.)

Kevin: I fail to see the purpose of sleeping at your house.

Lincoln: It's what friends do. It's a good way to grow closer to each other. I know my sisters will like it since they still can't have sleepovers themselves.

Kevin: Hmmm. I guess it would be like the friendship equivalent of a business trip. I accept.

(End Flashback)

Lincoln: (to the viewer) He also had me fill out a bunch of paperwork. My writing hand is still a bit sore. But this should prove fun in the end.

Then he hears the doorbell and runs down to the front door. He opens it and Kevin was there with two briefcases and a roll-away bed.

Lincoln: Good to see you, Kevin! You ready for a fun night?

Kevin: That is what I hope to experience. As requested, I brought what was needed.

Lincoln: Did you really have to bring that roll-away bed?

Kevin: Of course. I always have it when traveling for I don't trust the ones at the hotels. I also don't like what you call "Sleeping bags" as they seem ineffective to help the user go to sleep. Although they do seem portable. I'll give them that.

Lincoln: Well I think that thing can fit my room. Anyway, we were gonna order pizza tonight. Now you said you brought a movie?

Kevin: It is called "Major Meltdown" and it is a comedy/drama about a man desperately holding his failing company up from bankruptcy. Trust me, it's good! I also brought my favorite board game "Corporate Takeover" where you try to outlast your opponents and buy out their companies.

Lincoln: Never heard of that game.

Soon, Kevin and the Louds were having pizza in the living room.

Rita: It's nice we have another mouth for that last piece so no one fights over it.

Lynn Sr: Boy, does it get insane!

Kevin: I was thinking about that. First of why the pizza is sliced in 12 pieces instead of the standard 8 but also of how to deal with this issue of an extra piece. I'm thinking a sort of reward system would work. The piece would be given to the one Loud child that was the best that week. How their behavior was, how good they did chores, how they did at school and so on. A good way to have then better themselves. Works at the workplace for who gets a pay bonus.

Rita: Hmmm...That sounds like a good idea. We can try it.

Lynn sr: But if there is still fighting...(Shivers in fear)

The others were not sure of this but would try it once. Later that night, Kevin showed his movie to Lincoln and his sisters and they surprisingly enjoyed it.

Lana: Wow! I thought at first this movie would be boring but it was great.

Luan: That gets my comedy seal of approval. I liked when the guy yelled in his phone "Present me the Moolah!"

Lucy: It gets my approval for the drama when he nearly gave up to the darkness of his rivals.

Kevin: Glad you approved. I remember watching the first time with my father in a private theater.

Lincoln: You know, you never talk about what your father.

Lynn: Hold it!

Lynn jr was holding up Kevin's board game.

Lynn: He brought a new game to crush everyone in!

Kevin: I take that as a challenge. I warn you I am 18 to 2 on that game.

Soon they were an hour in the Monopoly-like game and it was down to Kevin and Lynn. They eyed each other determined to win.

Lynn: I never lose!

Kevin: Your about to! Only ones who beat me was father when he introduced me to this game and mother once when I had the flu throwing me off.

Soon in the end of the game they both filed bankruptcy which meant a tie.

Lynn: Whoa!

Kevin: Yes, I too did not know that would happen. You are a worthy opponent, Lynn Loud Jr.

Lyn: Well, I can accept a tie better then a loss.

Levin: Agreed. Too bad that I won't feast on your "Chicken Dinner" though I'm sure it is bitter.

Luan laughed.

Lori: You know I literally don't mean to pry, but you kept mentioning about your father and...

Kevin: You want to know about him?

The Loud siblings nods.

Kevin: Fine then. He was the best business man in the state of Maine. Mother met him when she was laid off from her previous business in Canada. Father saw her being more skilled then her past business realized. She ended up as his secretary, then co-owner, one thing lead to another and soon they were married. They then had me and raised me to be fathers heir to the company. But then when I was 7, he met his end to a limo accident. Mother took over the company as she learned a lot from father while still having me raised to take over when I'm older.

Most of the sisters had tears in their eyes.

Leni: Wow! Do you miss your father?

Kevin: Sometimes I do but I'm more focused on the business. Not that I don't care but taking his spot as CO is what he wanted as well as what I wanted.

Lucy: Well how do you know it is what you wanted and that your not just brainwashed by your father to do so?

Kevin: It felt that way at first but I think he wants to make sure I succeed in the future. Plus, his company is just as much his child as I am and wants to make sure I take good care of it. I have great ideas for the business and wish to use them to make others happy. Unlike other companies who are too focused on money then anything else.

Lisa: Make sense.

Later that night, the Loud siblings were bushing their teeth. Then Kevin joined them in his Pjs which were grey and with a paperclip pattern. Of course his sunglasses were still on. He then got out a case with his toothbrush and personal tooth paste out to start brushing his teeth.

Lola: (annoyed) Alright! I have to know! Why are you always wearing those sunglasses all the time? Even at night?!

Kevin: I need to wear these. Due to a mishap at the company lab with an experimental sun lamp, I ended up with extreme Photophobia.

Leni: A fear of getting your picture taken?

Lisa: Good guess but no, Leni. It means his eyes are over sensitive to light.

Kevin: My eyes burn and I get noxious to the point of throwing up. These shades are actually prescription. They are no different from limp casts or braces.

Luan: Nothing wrong with that!

Kevin then went to Lincoln's room where he set up his roll-away bed. It nearly covered the whole floor. Lincoln crawled over his bed to get to his. Soon Lincoln was reading his comic while Kevin read a business magazine.

Lincoln: I know you don't care for Ace Savvy but...

Kevin: I didn't say I hated it.

Lincoln: Well you know, I did win a contest to get a comic I made into a real Ace Savvy.

Kevin: Did you now?

Lincoln: Yeah! I even made new characters based on my sisters. I can make one for you if you want.

Kevin: Do as you wish. Right now it's time for sleep.

Kevin put down his magazine and set up his alarm clock. He then removed his sunglasses but put his hand firmly over his eyes. He then placed a sleeping mask over his eyes and then laid back. Lincoln then put away his comic and turned off the light. Then he notice Kevin getting out ear buds similar to his noice-B-gones.

Lincoln: You need white noise to sleep?

Kevin: I do.

Lincoln: What sounds relaxes you? Water? Rain? Thunder?

Kevin then let Lincoln listen to the ear buds with gave sounds of typing on keyboards, photocopiers and telephone rings.

Lincoln: Oh. Office sounds. Why am I not surprised?

Then Lincoln sees him getting out an old worn clipboard.

Lincoln: Why are you getting that out?

Kevin: My father's favorite clipboard. You could say it's my security item much like your bunny plush.

Lincoln: Ah! I can see that.....I think. Well, goodnight Kevin.

Kevin: Good night, Lincoln.

He placed his ear buds on, hugged his clipboard and went to sleep. Lincoln held Bun-bun and also went to sleep.

Then at 7 am, Kevin's alarm goes off and freaks out Lincoln. Kevin just sits up and hits the snooze button. He takes his ear buds off.

Kevin: Mourning Lincoln.

Lincoln: Uhh...Morning. We do you have to get up this early? It's the weekend.

Kevin: I prefer getting up at this time but I apologize if it goes against your sleep schedule.

Lincoln: It's fine. Let me just...

Lincolns tries to climb over Kevin's bed and accidentally grabbed Kevin's sleeping mask pulling it away from his eyes. His eyes then burn from the light.

Kevin: AHHHHHHH!

Lincoln then panic-ally put's Kevin's sunglasses on his eyes. Kevin breaths a bit as he felt noxious at it was one of the other symptom of his photophobia. and then runs out towards the bathroom to throw up. Lincoln's sisters were getting in line for the bathroom but then saw Kevin rushing for it and they moved to let him run though seeing he needed it urgently. He slammed the door and they could hear him puking.

Lana: Whoa! He sounds like he's outdoing me.

He soon finished and they heard him breathing hard. Lincoln then ran up to the door.

Lincoln: Kevin, I'm so sorry!

Kevin: (Though the door) It's fine. I'm sure it was bound to happen. (coughing)

Lori: Well take your time in there. Your the guest so you get first dibs.

Kevin: Thank you, miss Lori.

Kevin soon took a shower and got his teeth brushed. He then came out of the bathroom in his robe and pulled out a stop watch.

Lynn: What are you doing?

Kevin: Don't worry about it right now.

Every sibling took their turns with the bathroom and Kevin timed them for how long they each took and wrote down each time. Then when everyone had their turn he joined them in the dinning room.

Lincoln: So what were you doing Kevin?

Kevin: I remember you telling me how it feels like forever waiting for your turn to the bathroom. So inefficient. So with your times I came up with this.

He then put down a list of their names and times.

Kevin: I believe if you all go in the order of shortest time to longest then it will not feel like a long wait for each of you.

Lincoln: Oh! Makes sense.

Lynn: I bet I had the fastest.

Kevin: No, that was Lana.

Lana: I don't need to clean that much.

Lola: I cruel fact we must suffer though.

Kevin: Try this order and inform me how it goes in a week.

Then Lynn Sr comes out with their breakfast.

Lynn Sr: Alright, everyone! For the occasion of our guest I made my signature breakfast sandwiches.

The Loud siblings cheered and then grabbed their sandwiches. They gave Kevin his. He examined it a bit.

Luna: You gonna eat up, dude?

Lynn: If he doesn't want it...!

Kevin: Hang on! Hmmm...compact, includes all necessary breakfast elements...Now what about the taste?

He then took a bite and was shocked at how good it was. He then woofed down the whole thing.

Kevin: Whoa! That was...................beyond expectations!

Lynn Sr: That's a compliment, right?

Lincoln: I think so, dad. He's clearly in awe.

Kevin: This sandwich alone can get your father a major breakfast chain.

Lynn Sr: Well that was definitely a compliment! I'm happy you liked it!

Later, Kevin was packed up to head out. But first he wanted to give a review on his time there. He had them still in the dinning room and somehow already had a projector set up and packets ready for each.

Kevin: Now going to page seven in the packets, we cover the hygiene of all siblings being slightly higher then expected. That raises odds of future sleepovers with me by 27.9% and for other guests of Lincoln by 14.6%. In result, this sleepover was an overall success but could use improvement. Any questions?

Everyone except Lisa was bored. Lynn and Lana were asleep. Lincoln then snapped out of his boredom and raised his hand.

Lincoln: Do you do this for everything?

Kevin: Yes, of course it's to other business people so I guess it doesn't appeal to you.

Lisa: It kinda does for me. Also, why did you state here in page five of me being less listenable then you?

Kevin: Mainly cause you use big words no one outside your IQ could understand. If you want people to listen, make sure you talk in their language. Anyway, I need to be back home now. Mother doesn't like me be late home...................or early.

Lincoln: Bye Kevin! See you soon.

Kevin then leaves with his stuff. He slams the door bringing the other Loud siblings back to reality.

Lola: What? Is it over? Where did he go?

Luna: Don't know, brah. I only listened to the "Noise pollution" part.

Then their mother Rita came in.

Rita: Well one part he covered was he was trying to convince me and your father to not ban you guys from sleepovers.

Lynn Sr: But only if we have the rules he provided. Including these forms to fill of who your bringing and what to expect. Also estimated damage cost.

Rita: We will consider it but big chance we will see it though.

The Loud sisters then cheer.

Lori: That Kevin is literally a saint!

Lincoln: (to the viewer) Well, this sleepover was great and I feel me and my sisters know Kevin more. Let's hope it keeps going up from here.