User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Back Out There

Lincoln and his friends were playing dodgeball.

Linc said, "Sorry, Rusty, I can't make it at all."

Clyde said, "You've been too busy for a whole week!".

"Yes," Linc agreed, "My scenario's unique."

"Something's the matter," they said with a frown,

"Let's spy on him to see what's going down.

They saw Lincoln hang out at Ronnie's old pad.

Clyde said, "Lincoln broke up and now feels bad.

Talking 'bout her will just give him more doubt,

So let's give our friend a Boys' Afternoon Out."

The boys bought white suits and then pigged out on food,

But the other boys gasped when the young white-haired dude,

Said, "Ronnie Anne loves the song that's playing too!".

So Liam gave the music a quick switcheroo.

The dessert lady didn't get to talk for a whole minute,

'Cause they dragged her off when she mentioned a dish with "miss you" in it.

The dancing game gave Lincoln's buddies some fear,

When they noticed a couple was boogying there.

Ronnie Anne's favourite wrestlers were on TV,

So they all bailed out as quick as can be.

The boys then got haircuts and rode in a car.

They all went rock climbing (Linc climbed very far).

They rode bumper cars and did ceramics as well.

They got themselves drawn and Linc said, "This is swell!",

But he got a phone call and went right on back.

Clyde said, "Don't worry-- our plan isn't slack.

The next step in trying to help out our pal,

Is to just set him up with another fine gal."

Then, the boys' suits got pooped on by a bird.

Liam said, "At least it's not donkey turd."

They tried hooking him up with a nerd named Renee.

Lincoln was unsure about what to say.

He and Renee both got on all right,

But with a very rare comic, they started to fight.

In the movies, Liam put Linc next to his cuz Hatty,

But her loud voice and spoilers drove everyone batty.

They said, "Rusty, you find someone," but he wasn't bold,

And he got his piano teacher who was quite old.

They saw a karate girl and said, "Maybe we can,

Hook him up with someone a bit like Ronnie Anne."

But he wasn't into karate and so,

Clyde said, "Tahiti and Hawaii are good spots to go."

They didn't have money to go overseas,

So they booked him in a hotel. Linc said, "Can you please,

Tell me why you are sending me all the way there?"

Clyde said, "You have post-breakup blues, we all fear.",

But before Linc could explain the real reason why,

He got bussed away and Ronnie Anne called the guy.

They picked up Lincoln's phone which was left on the ground,

And said, "Leave Linc alone!!". Ronnie Anne frowned,

And said, "He's not sad and he doesn't miss me.

He's looking for a package I'm expecting, you see."

The boys all caught Lincoln, though it made them feel sick,

And washing off the bird poop proved quite a trick.

Ronnie Anne's box had a spring-loaded pie,

So Linc had to wash it right out of his eye.