User blog:IWasFormerlySpongeBoy/Kings of the Con in a nutshell

Lincoln: TO THE CON!

sammie: hey, im gonna ruin this, do u want to as well whitney

whitney: sure, lets make this a lincoln torture ep

judges: we love the sisters more than u two

Lincoln: Oh, no, YOU GIVE ME A ROLE IN THE DAMN FILM OR HELP ME GOD, ILL SLAM THIS HAMMER RIGHT IN U

Judges: ooc (out of character) B R U H

Lincoln: we'll just have to rap about USA and all of the countries.

Lincoln & Clyde: USA, We're here to stay! But today, we're goin' on a quick vacay to Canada!

Lincoln: Can't get no tan-ada

Clyde: A pan-ada in Canada?

Lincoln: No Man-ada

Lincoln & Clyde: It's China! Nothing could be finer except their twice-cooked pork No fork! Chopsticks! Irish! Sheep are fleecy

Clyde: France is just chill, 'cause they take it easy

Lincoln: Hey Mexico, you're a dang fine neighbor Clyde: And Australia's founders were doin' hard labor

Fun lingo, mingle, with a dingo

Clyde: In Japan, the sumos throw down and get paid Lincoln: Watch it! Germany's the place where sausage get's made Rigby: Don't watch it!

Mmmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm!

Lincoln: Brazil's biological diversity

Rivals what Dubai has got

Clyde: Talking vertically!

Speaking of up, we're up in Switzerland Matterhorn! Matter-honk! You're made of rocks and boulders The penguins in Antarctica have got no shoulders Where'd your shoulders go? Did you lose them in the snow? Got no shoulders! Penguins got no shoulders!

Penguin: [honk!]

New Zealand!

Lincoln: You give me fuzzy feet and fuzzy..

.. feelings

Same with England, Iceland, Greenland, all the lands.

Clyde: South Korea! Great to see ya!

Live la Vida in Costa Rica!

Lincoln: You got the best beaches! Clyde: Indonesia! You got the best beaches! Lincoln: Puerto Rico! Clyde: Ditto on the beaches Lincoln: Saint Vincent and the Grenadines!

So many beachin' beaches! Teach us how, to milk a cow! India, we're into ya Chile and Peru! Stay true as the illest Portug-illest! Places in the world!

Clyde: Italy's language is mega mellow! Check out the ceiling dude God: Aw, bonjour-no!

Lincoln: Singapore's got! Clyde: What? Lincoln: Singapore's got! Clyde: What?

Clyde: A fish? Lincoln: No. Clyde: A lion? Lincoln: No. How 'bout both?

Clyde: Trinidad is not so bad, let's kick it with a turtle! Lincoln: I saw a castle in Slovenia, wrote it in my journal

I wanna, I'm gonna I'm gonna get to Ghana

Clyde: Some crazy looking bird, can you give me the skinny? Lincoln: From the Independent State of Papua New Guinea

Mada-Madagascar! OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!

Clyde: Also Turkey-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

The Sisters: Hah, we won, cause you were gone for 3 months

Judges: They're right.

Lincoln & Clyde: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Judges: And TAKE THE PENGUIN BACK TO ANTARICA IT DOSENT BELONG IN MICHIGAN

Penguin: {Honk}

Lincoln: Enable freeze time

Lincoln: *grabs arrow and he then killed the merchandise managers*


 * ok, GOTG2 reference here*


 * SONG IN BACKGROUND:

In a little cafe Just the other side of the border She was just sitting there givin' me looks That made my mouth water

So I started walking her way She belonged to bad man Jose And I knew, yes I knew I should leave When I heard her say, yeah

"Come a little bit closer You're my kind of man So big and so strong Come a little bit closer I'm all alone and the night is so long"

So we started to dance In my arms, she felt so inviting And I just couldn't resist Just one little kiss, so exciting

Then I heard the guitar player say "Vamos, Jose's on his way" Then I knew, yes I knew I should run But then I heard her say, yeah

"Come a little bit closer You're my kind of man So big and so strong Come a little bit closer I'm all alone and the night is so long"

Then the music stopped When I looked the cafe was empty Then I heard Jose say "Man, you know you're in trouble plenty"

So I dropped my drink from my hand And out through the window I ran And as I rode away I could hear her say to Jose, yeah Lincoln: *keeps killing ace savvy fans with his arrow*

Clyde: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, (he then grabbed a judge and sent him down to the void)

Lincoln: Fun.

Lincoln: *WHISTLES and auto bot has turned on and then he kills everyone in the area*

Full House: Time to leave and take the trophy


 * everyone was dead on the floor with blood*

Lincoln: No, you're not, my sisters, (he whistles and the whole convention building blew up and they died)

Clyde: You maniac

Full House: comes back to life, We know you were angry, Because we saw the look on your fa- (they blew up again)