User blog:IronRaphRa/Every Season One Segment Reviewed in Ten Words or Less

Seeing that everyone else seems to be doing it; I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring. First up are the season one episodes.

Left in the Dark: Lincoln becomes the first Loud to cause a blackout – B

Get the Message: What fanfic writers base Lori’s character on – C

Heavy Meddle: Shippers love it, everyone one else doesn’t – C+

Making the Case: Shows how over-sensitive Lincoln fanboys are – C+

Driving Miss Hazy: She who holds the driver’s license holds the power – B

<span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">No Guts No Glori: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Sometimes, the Loud House needs the queen of no – C+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The Sweet Spot: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA"> Shows how dangerous ten siblings fighting can be – B-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">A Tale of Two Tables: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Don’t forget to say peas – B

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Project Loud House: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">How Lincoln Loud tames the ten-headed beast – B

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">In Tents Debate: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Team Beach vs. Team Dairyland: whose side are you on – C+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Sound of Silence: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lola, you delightful little devil – C

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Space Invader: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Loud, before everyone hated her – C

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Picture Perfect: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln’s quest for the best anniversary gift – B-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Undie Pressure: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Never forget about the baby – A

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Linc or Swim: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln just wants to cannonball – C-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Changing the Baby: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The war for Lily – B-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Overnight Success: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The debut of Clyde’s Dads, that is all – C

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Ties that Bind: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">How’d they get away with the “White Hare” joke – B-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Hand-Me-Downer: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln wants to be one of the cool kids – D

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Sleuth or Consequences: <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">One of the more debated episodes – C-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Butterfly Effect: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The Loud House in on the highway to … hello – B+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The Green House: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">How not to do an environmental episode – F-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">   Along Came a Sister: <span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%; mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Shows how Leni loves her brother – C+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Chore and Peace: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The first sign of poor parenting skills – D-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">For Bros About to Rock: <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The episode that made Luna a fan favourite – A+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">It’s a Loud Loud Loud Loud House: <span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Even fighting siblings care about their baby sister – B

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Toads and Tiaras: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Features one of my favourite Lola moments – A

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Two Boys and a Baby: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">A babysitting cliché episode that results in nothing – D-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Cover Girls: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The family that sticks together, dresses up like each other – B

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Save the Date: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">For the hardcore Lincoln/Ronnie Anne shippers – C-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Attention Deficit: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I’m so glad this episode didn’t go wrong – B

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Out on a Limo: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln just acts like a jerk – the end – D

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">House Music: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni sings and dances backup – B

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">A Novel Idea: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln visits his Mom’s work place, that’s all – C-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">April Fools Rules: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Has anybody ever seen a cartoon – B+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Cereal Offender: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Do people forget about the end of the episode – A+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru: <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln makes a class project and does something stupid – C-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Come Sale Away: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">How one scene can ruin an entire episode – D+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Roughing It: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Watch out for nice soft rocks – B

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The Waiting Game: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Introduces one of the most hated Loud House characters: Chandler – C+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The Loudest Yard: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln is lazy, and the ending is cliché – C-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Raw Deal: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Nothing happens – D

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Dance Dance Revolution: <span style="font-size: 12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Roadside Attraction done right – B-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">A Fair to Remember: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln hogs Bobby and Lori becomes jealous – C+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">One of the Boys: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Nobody likes gender stereotypes that lead nowhere – F

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">A Tattler’s Tale: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lola’s defining episode – A+

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Funny Business: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln becomes the next Seltzerberg – B-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Snow Bored: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Not one of Lisa’s better moments – D

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The Price of Administration: <span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Don’t fall asleep, Lincoln Loud – B-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">One Flu Over the Loud House: <span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Zombie movie for kids – B

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Study Muffin: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Love is a dangerous thing – C-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language: EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Homespun: <span style="font-size:12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">The Loud House is more than a title – B+