User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Sitting Bull

Lori, Leni, Luna, and Luan,

Were all asked to babysit and said, "Yes, we can.",

But a fifth family needed a babysitter too,

And the oldest four girls didn't know what to do.

"How about Lynn? We learnt when we were thirteen."

"I don't know, she sometimes comes off as mean."

Lynn swung into the twins and almost into Lily.

Her older sisters asked Lincoln, but Lynn said, "That's silly!

I'm older than him so I should have a go."

So she sat the McCauley kids and put on a show:

She wanted them to wrestle but they hugged instead.

She had them lift objects. "They're too heavy!" the kids said.

She made them drink raw eggs, and both kids thought, "Eww",

And she told them about an injury, which made the boy spew.

She went home and said, "See? My stuff ain't a crime!",

But their parents phoned up and said, "They had a bad time,

So I'm firing you lot!' and the older girls said, "Lynn,

You want to be in this club but you're no longer in."

When the different customers asked for jobs over the phone,

Lynn said, "She's not available. I'll do it on my own."

The older girls said, "No one's called us? That's odd!",

So they called up their clients and said, "Oh my God!

We need to teach Lynn not to mess in our stuff!

Let's have her sit the Fox quints; they're awfully rough!".

All five of the Fox quints jumped up on Lynn.

Her older sisters talked about the trouble she was in.

They started to feel guilty and went to the Fox house,

Only to find the quints as quiet as a mouse.

It turns out they respected Lynn and her wild games,

So maybe nobody really needed blames.

Lynn became the Fox quintuplets' regular sitter,

And got the older girls rehired, 'cause she's not a quitter.