User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Sleuth or Consequences?

Lincoln was preparing to go to a convention.

He was dressed as Ace Savvy in case we need to mention.

The toilet was clogged and the girls said, "It was you!

Clogging the toilet's what you often do."

Lincoln had clogged the toilet with CDs and a sweater,

And some dinner, but he said, "I've gotten better.

I swear I didn't clog it!," but the girls had their doubt.

"Dad, someone clogged the toilet!" Lola yelled out.

Lynn Sr. said, "You're all grounded 'til I find out who,

Did the clogging last night. It must've been one of you."

Lana did not think that this was so bad.

She took out "Big Bertha" to fix the toilet with Dad.

Lincoln said, "I must find out who clogged the toilet!

I have a convention and I can't let them spoil it!".

Lucy said, "I'll join you and maybe it was Lynn.

She could've got food poisoning from the subs she crams in."

Lynn said, "I'm fine, and what's more it's bad luck,

To poop before a game, so I'm not why the john's stuck.

Go and see Lisa, she records who goes poop and pee."

"The document for one to four AM is missing," said she.

"That means you did it!", said Lincoln, "That's naughty!",

But Lisa said, "I prefer using the potty."

"Maybe Lily flushed one of her diapers down the can,"

Said Lincoln, then knocked over her bin and said "Oh man,

So many diapers, there can't possibly be one gone.

So neither Lisa nor Lily could've stuffed up the john."

They thought, "Could it be Lori? She was the first to blame,"

But Lori gave Linc a wedgie, which was a bit of a shame,

But even though giving him a wedgie was mean,

Lincoln and Lucy thought, "It must mean she's clean."

Luan could prove that she was asleep,

By showing them a recording that she did keep.

She records herself sleeping in case she tells jokes,

So that left only about four more folks.

Leni was too dopey and Lana said, "I've tried,

But if I succeeded, then I'd be feeling pride."

Luna was at a concert chasing Mick for his hair.

She showed them a video just to be fair.

Lana found the toilet was clogged by Princess Pony.

They said, "Lola, your claim was a lot of baloney!",

But Lola said, "Even I wouldn't read that book."

Out of curiosity, Linc took a look,

And he saw a quote that he was certain he heard,

Lucy say earlier to Lola word-for-word.

Linc said, "I know it was you. Spill the beans."

But Lucy played dumb and said, "I don't know what that means."

Lincoln searched and he found a poster on the wall,

That was about Princess Pony, so she couldn't lie at all.

She said, "I read the book to try something new,

But I'm shy 'cause I know teasing's what siblings do.

I was reading it and night and you groggily flushed,"

She finished, so shy that she very near blushed.

She tried to fess up, but Linc took the blame.

He was grounded and missed the convention, a shame,

But he didn't mind, he's an adaptable dude.

Lucy gave him a dark comic to express gratitude.

Lynn went to the bathroom at the end of our rhyme.

Hopefully, the toilet won't be clogged a second time.