A Tattler's Tale/Script

''[Episode begins with the Loud siblings in Lori and Leni's bedroom. Lynn and Lana are having a pillow fight, Luna is bouncing Lily, Luan is brading Lucy's hair as she reads an Edgar Allen Poe book, Leni is giving Lori a pedicure, and Lincoln is telling something to Lisa]'' Lincoln: "So then, bam! My remote control plane smashed right into Dad's disco ball, and it broke into a million pieces!" Lynn: [gasps] "Oh no!" [ducks as Lana whacks Leni with a pillow, knocking her off the bed] "The one he got from winning the Royal Woods "Dance Your Pants Off" contest?! He's so proud of that thing!" Lincoln: "I know. If he ever finds out, I'll be as dead as disco!" Lori: "Don't worry, you're not the only one hiding something from Dad." Luna, Lisa, Lynn, Lana and Lily: "Oooooooooh!" Lori: "I accidentally scratched the car with my rhinestone purse!" ''[Flashback. Lori is seen driving up to a parking space, and turns the car off. When she opens the door, she accidentally dents the car next to her. Realizing this, she tries to inch herself away, unknowingly leaving jagged scratches on the side of the van. End flashback] ''Luna​: "You think that's bad? Remember the blackout last week?" ''[Flashback. Luna sets the volume on her speakers to "Super Max" and strums her guitar once, causing a citywide blackout. End flashback]'' Lucy: "I rather enjoy the darkness. Speaking of which, does anyone know how to get black paint out of lace? I painted Mom's wedding dress for my dark betrothal to Edwin." ''[Flashback. Lucy is seen descending the basement stairs wearing Mom's wedding dress, completely black. In the basement are a bunch of dolls looking towards Edwin, Lucy's vampire bust. End flashback] Lincoln: [to the viewers]'' "What can I say? We're not angels. Sometimes, we mess up. But the great thing is, if you need to get something off your chest, you can always trust your siblings." [a knock at the door is heard] "Well, not all of them." ''[Lincoln walks up to the door and opens it, revealing to be Lola. She enters the room] ''Lola: Whatcha guys talkin about? Lisa: Quantum physics!" Lynn: Monster trucks! Lori: "Bobby!" Luan: "Jokes!" Lola: "You're telling secrets again, are you? It's not fair! I never get included!" Lincoln: "That's because you're a tattle-tale, Lola." Lola: [scoffs] "I am NOT!" [Lincoln and the others look at her with disbelief while a cricket chirps] "Okay, I'll admit I used to be a tattle-tale, but I changed!" [Everybody still doesn't believe her as they murmur to each other. Lola growls loudly and tosses her tiara aside in fury] MOM!!!!! THEY WON'T LET IN THIER SECRET SECRETS CLUB!!!!!" ''[Lola storms out of the room, and Lincoln quickly shuts the door. Lisa checks her list of secrets]'' Lisa: "Mmm. So where were we?" Lincoln: "I broke Dad's disco ball, Luna caused the blackout, Lori scratched the car, and Lucy ruined Mom's wedding dress. Who's next?" Lana: [raising her hand] "Ooh! Ooh! So you know how Dad was yelling at Charles for chewing up his boots?" [giggles] "That was me!" [The siblings begin laughing] Luan: [with realization] "Wait a second. Weren't those steel toe?"

''[The next day. Lincoln wakes up and sees Lola looking at him with a wide smile. Lincoln yells in shock] ''Lola: "Morning, Linky!" [pulls out a fancy suit] "I need a butler for my tea party. You're it." Lincoln: "Yeah. That's not happening." ''[he puts his bedsheets back on] ''Lola: "Oh, really?" ''[she swipes the bedsheets off of Lincoln. He looks up]'' "I hate for Dad to find out who broke his precious disco ball!" Lincoln: [gasps loudly, realizing that Lola knows his secret] "Who told you about that?!" ''[Lola shrugs her shoulders, pretending not to know. Lincoln is seen wearing the suit Lola provided]'' Lola: "Top me off, Linkington." [Lincoln tips the teacup over] "I don't hear any tea!" [Lincoln sighs, and tips the teacup over while making a whooshing sound to make it sound like tea is pouring out]

''[Backyard. Lucy is writing in her poem book, and Lola approaches her with her princess car]'' Lola: "Hey, Luce. Want to play "Drive me around while I practice my pageant wave?" Lucy: "Hard pass." Lola: "Okay." [drives around for a little bit] "Maybe I'll go play "Dress Up" with Mom's wedding gown instead." [Lucy looks up with realization as a crow caws. Lola gasps] "Oh, wait. I can't, because someone ruined it." Lucy: [gasps loudly, realizing she knows about her secret] "Who told you that?" [Lola shrugs her shoulders, pretending not to know. She moves into the passenger seat as Lucy sits down on the driver's seat. Lola motions Lucy to start driving] Sigh. [Lucy dons a chauffer's cap, and begins driving as Lola begins waving]