User blog:BatSam247/Sam Gets Kicked Out

This is my 4th fanfiction(5th if you inclde the last one), and one based on one of my favorite episodes from "Kenan & Kel", "Get The Kel Outta Here".

NOTE: This story takes place sometime after "Lincoln Meets Sam".

Hope you guys enjoy!

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[The episode opens with the Loud Sisters (sans Lori & Lucy) waiting on the couch for Lincoln.]

Luna: (calls from the stairs) Lincoln, are yoi done yet up there? We're about to be late for school.

Lincoln: (calls back down) I'm coming!

[Meanwhile, I'm rollerblading to the Loud House, only to trip on a rock, thus launching me towards the front windows.]

Me: (during the launch) Whoa! Ho! Ho! Whoa-oa!

[I crash through the windows and land in the living room, miraculously unscathed.]

Me: I'm okay, eceryone. Where's Lincoln?

Luna: Upstairs.

Me: All right. I'll go get him. [rollerblades towards the stairs and tries to go up them]

Lynn: Hey, Sam.

Me: Yes?

Lynn: You want to take those rollerblades off?

Me: Not really/

Luna: Pretty sure it would be easier to go up the stairs with those off.

Me: I'll take my chances. [goes up the stairs still in the rollerblades]

[Lucy comes in the living room.]

Lucy:(brings in an  object with a tarp over it) Hey guys. I just put the finishing touches on my art project.

Lynn: What'd you make?

Lucy: The teacher said we could make a sculpture of any of your relatives' friends.

Luna: Who'd you sculpt?

[Lucy pulls off the tarp, revealing a lifelike model of my head. The sisters scream in shock from the reveal.]

Lucy: I made Sam. I call it "Head of Brother's Friend". What'd you guys think?

[The sisters are still in shock.]

[Me and Lincoln come down the stairs.]

Lincoln: Hey guys. Hey, Lucy. (notices the sculpture) Uhh.. what's that?

Lucy: It's Sam's head. it's a sculpture I made for school.

Lynn: (recovers from shock) School? What are y'all studying? Nasty freak monsters?

Lucy: This model happens to look EXACTLY like Sam.

Lynn: Like I said, what are y'all studying? Nasty freak monsters?

Sam: (in retaliation) Well, you're not exactly Miss Universe yourself, now are you?

Luna: (checks her watch) Alright. I think it's about time to get going as soon as Lori gets down here. Come on, everyone. To Vanzilla.

All: Okay.

[We are about to head off to the van, until...]

Luna: Wait, what happened to your rollerblades, Sam?

Me: Actually, after I got Lincoln, I kind of forgot where I left them.

[Cut to the next scene, where Lori is about to walk down, until she ends up slipping on my rollerblades. She ends up screaming and falling down the stairs because of it.]

Lori: (after reaching the bottom of the stairs)  Ow!

Me: S-S- Sorry, Lori. I'm really sorry.

Lincoln: Sam. if you only take anyone's advice once in your life, take mine now.

Me: What is it?

Lincoln: Run.

[Lori stands up, enraged, and runs towards until she's pulled back by her siblings.]

Lori: (enraged) Let me at him! Let me at him! [indistinct shouting]

[Cut to later when Lori is aching in pain on the couch.

Luna: Don't worry. The masseuse will be here any minute to give you your message,

Lori: What was Sam thinking, leaving his rollerblades at the top of the staircase?

[The doorbell rings]

Luna: There's the masseuse right now. I'll let him in

Masseuse: Hi. I'm Dirk, the masseuse. I understand someone here is having back pain.

Lori: I am. I am. I'm Lori Loud.

Dirk: What happened to your back?

Lori: Some deficient boy made me fall down the stairs.

Dirk: All right..I'll get my table and we'll get right to work with that back of yours.[leaves to get his massaging table]

Luna: (to Lori) Okay, I'll be going upstairs now. If you need me or anyone else, you'll know where to find us. [goes upstairs]

[Dirk comes back in with the table.]

Dirk: OK, Ms. Loud. Just hop up on the table and we'll get started.

[Lori gets up on the table slowly in pain, then Dirk abruptly starts.]

Lori: Jeez! Take it easy there.

Dirk: Now, just relax.

Me: (comes in) Hey, Lincoln! (gasps at what I misinterpret as Lori getying beaten up by Dirk) Get your hands of her, you madman! [tackles Dirk, which results in a dust cloud. Said dust cloud ends up pushing Lori out the door.]

Lincoln: (comes in from the kitchen) Hey, Sam--Sam! What are you doing?

Sam: This man was beating up your sister, Lori. Come here, you (picks up Dirk)

Dirk: No, I wasn't. I was just massaging her back.

Lincoln: Considering that, where is she now?

[Honking horn and screeching brakes] [Crashing and glass breaking]

[A tire rolls back in the house, along with the massage table. In addition, an extremely peeved Lori, whose shirt is torn up and covered in tire tracks, runs to the front doorway, breathing heavily like a bull.]

Me: (winces)

WIP