Thread:BatSam247/@comment-31541999-20180629022549/@comment-32275995-20180702184036

Lynn Sr.: That may sound nice and all, but I'm afraid me and your mother will have to decline.

Lori: [upset] But why, Dad?!

Rita: We got non-refundable tickets to a dance club downtown tonight, and we don't want any burglars breaking in when no one's home. So, all of you will have to stay here tonight. Capiche?

Siblings: [sigh] Yes, Mom.