Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-32807753-20181203195313/@comment-32807753-20181205003149

''Lincoln: Sure! (hands her a birthday card) Fifty cents please.

Paige: (hands Lincoln fifty cents) Here you go! Thanks Linc! (runs off)

Zoe: We sold another card!

Lincoln: (smiles) Looks like we're getting popular!

(Soon, more and more people came to Lincoln's stand and bought several cards)

Maria: Whoa! We got more customers!

Customers: I want a card! / I need a Birthday Card! / I need a Halloween card!

Lincoln: Remain calm folks, there's cards for everyone! (hands out many cards)

(Meanwhile at home, Luan was on the phone in the living room)

Luan: What do you mean the party is canceled today? I had everything all set to perform!

(Luan then notices the news on TV)

News Reporter: We're reporting live at the Royal Woods park, where local resident Lincoln Loud has turned his small business into a massive success!''

Lincoln: Jeez... talk about making a big deal out of it. I don't see what's so special about homemade holiday cards you'd find at a mall...

''Luan: (on the phone) I'll talk to you later. (hangs up) Is that really Lincoln?

News Reporter: We're here now with the boy's little sister Lola. Tell us, how did you find this business?

Lola: It's so great! My big brother Lincoln's become famous, and I'm so proud of him for improving his last business! So me giving him some money for his card is my way of saying sorry for making fun of his last failure.''

Lincoln: Nah. It was justified to be honest.

Lynn: Wow. You're really cool with self-deprivating yourself. Are you?

Lincoln: Hey, I'm a mature boy. I can handle a little negativity thrown at me.

Lynn: [mockingly] You suck eggs, white hair.

Lincoln: Not that kind!

Luan: (annoyed) So that's why my party got canceled, Lincoln's business took all of my customers!

Luan: (annoyed) So that's why my party got canceled, Lincoln's business took all of my customers!

Luan: Wha- What? How does that make any sense?! Why would someone cancel a flipping party just to go buy a card?! Why would I make this connection?!