Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20181002034004/@comment-32807753-20181002230940

(Lincoln takes out a yellow sticky note and writes in big red bold letters “DO NOT TOUCH!” and attaches it to his comic. Before he can properly store it away, his walkie-talkie buzzes, and Lincoln answers it)

Lincoln: In this family, "DO NOT TOUCH!" signs are pretty much useless... especially around Lynn.

Lynn: [smugly] Yep.

Clyde: Lincoln! Did you forget that tonight is the season premiere of “ARGGH!”?!

Lincoln: (gasping with horror) Oh, shoot! It was tonight?! (to Clyde) Don’t worry, buddy! I’ll be there in a few minutes!

(Lincoln quickly grabs a blanket and opens up the inflatable slide on his window. He slides down the slide and dashes off. Lola enters his room)

Lori: Or you could just, you know, walk out the front door or whatever. I don't think any of us want to watch ARGGH! with you.

Lola: Hmm… Where did Lincoln put the big kid scissors. I have to cut this loose thread on my dress. (as Lola rummages through his desk, she discovers Lincoln’s comic) “DO NOT TOUCH” Okay.

(Lola nabs the comic and walks over to the couch to read it. Lucy arrives)

Lola: Sounds about right.

Lucy: Hey. (Lola is startled at Lucy’s appearance) What are you reading?

Lola: Some book I found on Lincoln’s desk. Hope he made a bedtime story for me and Lana.

Lucy: Perhaps it’s a poem book.

(The other sisters walk into the living room)

Lori: Whatcha reading?

Lola: That’s what I’m trying to figure out. I found it on Lincoln’s desk, and now I’m really curious.

(All the sisters sit on the couch and begin reading) “The Dome Home” by Lincoln Loud

Author’s Note: ''The comic you’re reading is a representation of my life living in a house with ten girls. I decided to make this comic because I, myself, am a huge fan of comic books, and what better way to say that by making your own. If any of my sisters read this sometime in the future, keep in mind that this is how I see things. We may have different views on things, but we all love each other. Anyways, enjoy “The Dome Home”.'' -Lincoln L. Loud, author of “The Dome Home”

Sisters: Awww!

Leni: How sweet of our little Linky.

Lana: Yeah! I have a feeling that this story would be good.

(Lola turns the page to see the “Meet the Characters” page)

Meet the Characters

Damien Dome - The Hero (inspired by me) Dean Dome - The Snob (inspired by Lori) Demi Dome - The Prettiest (inspired by Leni) Dawn Dome - The Singer (inspired by Luna) Dana Dome - The Funniest (inspired by Luan) Dora Dome - The Dangerous (inspired by Lynn) Dian Dome - The Scariest (inspired by Lucy) Debi Dome - The Messiest (inspired by Lana) Dove Dome - The Brat (inspired by Lola) Dicy Dome - The Brains (inspired by Lisa) Dell Dome - The Cutest (inspired by Lily)

(The sisters look at each other in confusion)

Lori: The snob? How am I the snob?!

Leni: (under her breath) He’s got a point there.

Lola: I’m the brat?! I AM NOT A BRAT!!

Lana: Yes, you are!

Lola: I am NOT!

The other sisters: YES, YOU ARE!!!

Lola: There seems to be a mistake! I should have been the prettiest!

Lynn: Sucks for you. That how Lincoln sees you.

Lincoln: Wha- no that's not! I'm highly offended by that!

Lynn: Wait. I thought you already made comic book characters based off of us. Whatever happened to those card heroes we had?

Lisa: This may have been made before this author was aware we had those.

[Spoliers: Of course it was made before Pulp Friction]