User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall Episode 11 (Preview)

undefined ''[We open on the couch. This time, Lincoln and Lisa are joined by Lynn, Lana and Lola.]''

Lincoln: Hey, everyone, welcome back! Today, we're gonna be trying something a little different. Instead of reading one story, we're going to be reading three short ones!

Coach: Lynn, because of your bruised hand, I would like you to be the shag.

Lola: The what?

Lynn: The shag. That's the player who goes and fetches the ball whenever it gets out of bounds.

(Lynn gasps. She could not believe what the coach had said.)

Lynn: (hurt) The Shag?!

Coach: Yes, the Shag.

(Lynn thinks that being the shag is the smallest job on the team and not a job for her.)

Lynn: Well, I wouldn't mind doing it for just one practice...

Lana: Wait a minute, though. Because you hurt your hand, you can't play soccer? Isn't that like saying you can't play ping pong because you broke your toe?

''Lola: (notices Luna and begins walking downstairs) Luna, have you seen my mirror? It's been gone for 3 hours and I can't- (notices the shards of the mirror, gasps)''

''Luna: I'm really sorry, sis! I wasn't looking where I was going and-''

''Lola: Y-y-you monster! How am I supposed to maintain this flawless look every second of the day without my pocket mirror?!''

Lana: That's kind of on you, Lola.

Lincoln: Yeah. I mean, if you care that much about it, you really shouldn't have dropped it.

Lola: Which is exactly why I wouldn't!

[Lola takes out her pocket mirror and starts caressing it like a baby.]

Lola: Isn't that right, honey bunny? I would never drop you, would I? [Kisses mirror]

''Then he heard familiar squeak. Lincoln lifted his covers to find Bun-Bun.''

''"Oh there, you are Bun-Bun." Lincoln yawned.''

Lisa: Lincoln apparently felt the need to remind Bun-Bun that he is, in fact, Bun-Bun. Either that or somebody needs to learn how commas work.

''"Well we better get to bed Bun-Bun." So Lincoln crawled into his bed, grabbed his bunny, & drifted off to sleep.''

''Meanwhile in Lola & Lana's bedroom, Lola was mad as a hornet nest. "Stupid Lincoln, it's fine if he always walking around in his underwear but, still sleeping with a stuffed animal" Lola said to herself. "I think it's time to have Lincoln paid for his actions."''

Lola: [Sighs] Lincoln, I don't care that you sleep with a stuffed animal. It's a little weird, but I wouldn't get angry about it. I have more important things to get angry about.

[Lola gives Lana a pointed look.]

Lola: ...like an icky roommate who let her dumb iguana pee all over my bedsheets!

Lana: Oh, one time!

Tomorrow on Peaking Through the Fourth Wall: Triple Feature! "Lynn's Bruised Hand" by Thomperfan, "My First Fanfic, I Know It's Really Bad" by MikeTheHuman113, and "Stuffed Anger" by Muppetspot!

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