User blog:MrTyeDye/Fanfiction: Let Sleeping Lynns Lie (Short)

Got another funny short for y'all.

''Lincoln is in the hallway, tiptoeing past Lucy and Lynn's room. He turns toward the camera and presses his finger up against his lips.''

Lincoln: Shhh! Keep your voice down. Lynn's taking a nap.

''He continues down the hall until he makes it to his room. Once inside, he shuts the door behind him and turns back to the camera.''

Lincoln: In the Loud House, there are two people who you're never, ever supposed to wake up: Lily and Lynn.

See, when you're as active as Lynn is, you need a lot of sleep. When you exert yourself, you tear your muscles and put strain on your heart, so you have to give your body enough time to recover and repair itself. So if Lynn decides that her body needs rest, it's best to just take her word for it and leave her be.

And if you don't... well... this happens.

''We cut to a flashback where we see Lynn taking a nap on the couch. Luan approaches her and tries to nudge her awake.''

Luan: Hey, Lynn? Have you seen my-

Lynn suddenly jumps to her feet with a wild, feral look in her eyes.

Lynn: DON'T WAKE THE BEAR!

''Lynn grabs Luan by the wrist and slams her into the floor repeatedly, and then lifts her overhead and throws her headfirst through the front window. Then she collapses back onto the couch and goes right back to sleep.''