Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180512194058/@comment-32807753-20180515194017

Lucy: We'll have to move on while he removes the demons from inside him.

[beat]

Lucy: What?! He shows all of the signs of someone possessed!

(The pets head out of the kitchen and upstairs. Just then I hear the TV going on in the living room.) Me: Wha-? I could’ve sworn all the LKs went to bed. (I go outside to see Rita and Lynn Sr. watching T.V.)

Me: Miss Rita? Mr. Lynn?

Rita: Oh, hi, sweetie. Lynn Sr.: Hey Sport, what are you doing up?

Me: (sighs) Don’t get me started. I’ve been helping the girls get ready for bed. It’s been a hassle, but it’s fun.

Rita: Aw, that’s nice.

Me: So, what are you guys doing?

Rita: Oh, we’re just watching one of the TV shows we used to watch when we were young.

Me: At night? Lynn Sr.: Of course! We’d never be able to get to watch it during the day!

Me: Oh yeah, that does make sense.

Luan: Oooh! They're probably watching the dirty stuff!

Leni: Luan. Not funny.

Rita: Would you like to join us?

Me: Uh, no thanks. I’d love to, but I’m so tired, I think I’m gonna turn it for the night.

Lynn Sr.: OK, suit yourself.

Rita: Goodnight, sweetie.

Me: Goodnight, you guys.

(Lynn Sr. pats me on the head, and Rita gives me a kiss on the cheek. I then go upstairs.)

LKs: Ew!

Luan: Why would Mom kiss some random kid coming over? What Mom kisses they're guests goodbye? Unless this kid somehow made himself related to us or something, which would be weird enough.

Lisa: That's incredibly awkward and disgusting.

Me: (to the viewers) Well, this has been quite a night. See you guys next time, in the morning.

(I go into to Lincoln’s room and close the door)

THE END

Lisa: And that was Nighttime Shenanigans and... it was an experience.

Lucy: Eh. This was decent. I've read worse.

Leni: That was really good actually. Might be a few clunkers here and there, but still cute.

Luan: I'm with Lucy. This was actually alright overall.

Lisa: You think Lincoln's calmed down by now?

Luan: I'd say give him five more minutes.