User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: No Such Luck

Lori, Leni, and Lucy all had an event,

That they'd be happy if all their siblings went,

To, but young Lincoln hid under the table.

He said, "I want to be alone, but I'm not sure I'm able."

Lynn invited Lincoln to her softball game.

He wanted to read comics but he thought it was lame,

So reluctantly, Lincoln agreed he would go,

But Lynn lost the game and said, "You're bad luck, don't you know?".

When Lynn told Leni that young Linc was a jynx,

He was just about to say, "Don't you heed what she thinks!",

But then he thought, "If I simply pretend like it's true,

Then I'll spend time alone like I wanted to do."

Soon, Lana, Lola, Luan, and Lily,

Were all convinced, but Lisa and Lori said, "That's silly,"

So Lincoln broke the golf clubs that belonged to Lori,

Which convinced her and Lisa to buy Lincoln's story.

Lincoln was left home alone for the day.

He took the opportunity to dance around and play.

The very next morning, Lincoln wasn't allowed,

To eat at the table for being the unlucky Loud.

Wait-- Lincoln managed to convince Mom and Dad?!

Are they bad parents?! No, it's the writing that's bad.

Lincoln thought, "It's not bad, I'll play a game,"

But when he was banned from the cinema, he thought, "That's a shame."

He then tried to read, dance, and play as before,

But started to find it a bit of a bore.

That night, he was made to sleep out in the yard.

We all can agree here they cracked down too hard.

Lincoln didn't want to be bad luck anymore,

When the rest of the Louds planned a trip to the shore,

And said, "Sorry, Linc, you're bad luck, you can't come."

He said, "Now I've had it! This thing is real dumb!"

He took out a megaphone and said, "Please, I lied!",

But Lynn wasn't convinced and they kept him outside.

He dressed up in a squirrel suit and went to the game,

So that if they won Lynn would drop her weird blame.

It worked, Lynn's team won, and Lincoln was relieved,

But unfortunately, his family believed,

That he was only good luck when dressed in the suit.

The writing's so bad that it's almost a hoot.