User blog:JamieODonnell97/Donkey Wrong

Based on a roleplay I did with Aartistboy714

(Scene takes place in Lisa's room.)

Lisa: (finishing up her experiments) Almost there. Lincoln: (Opens her door) Hey Lisa. Dinner will be in an hour. Lisa: (To Lincoln) I'll be there in a minute, Lincoln. Lincoln: Ok. (closes door) Lisa: Now to continue. (carefully squeezing a tiny liquid) And... (the liquid lands on the strawberry causing it to grow as the same size as her bedroom.) Eureka! I finally ended world hunger! (rubs her finger on her chin) Hmm, I wonder what it will taste like? (she takes a small piece of the giant strawberry, and started tasting it. Mmm. Pretty good. (Suddenly, Lisa started acting very strange without her noticing) Lynn Sr: (downstairs) Kids! Dinner's ready! Lisa: (off-screen) Coming father! (Suddenly, we see Lisa's shadow growing big ears.)

(Lisa sits down on the grown up table. Her family is disturbed by her larger ears) Lisa: Greetings family. Leni: (looking at Lisa's sudden appearance) Lisa, you look different. Like, did you get a haircut? Lisa: (confused) What are you talking about, Leni? Lori: Your ears, Lisa. (Lisa feels her "ears", and suddenly realizes something.) Lisa: Oh, uhh... I'll be right back. (Dashes back to her bedroom)

(In her bedroom, she look in her mirror then screams at her reflection) Lisa: My ears! This wasn't supposed to happen! (her hands turns into hooves. She then looks at them.) Gah! I'm changing! (Then suddenly, a pair of buck teeth started to come out of her upper mouth. She then looks at the mirror again and gasps in shock.) I nearly look like two of my siblings! (Then suddenly, a long tail started to appear out of her backside. She then looks at it and gasps in shock.) What's happening to meEE HAW!? (covers her mouth) Did I just bray? (She them brays in pain as she is forced on all fours, brown fur grows on her body and her face extends to a snout. After the transformation is complete, she then walks towards one of her mirrors, and brays in horror. She has completely transformed into a donkey. Her hair, eyes and memories are still intact) (Braying) I've been transformed into an equus asinus, better known as "donkey!" Lana: (Walking into Lisa's bedroom) Lisa, are you okay? (She then notices Donkey Lisa.) Lisa: (Braying) Lana! It's me! Lisa! Lana: (Squeals with excitement) What a cute little donkey! (she then hugs Donkey Lisa) Lisa: (Braying) As this day couldn't get any worse.

(Meanwhile, back at the grown up table) Lucy: What's keeping Lisa? Lynn Jr: Dunno, Luce. Lana: (Calling out to her siblings) Hey, guys! You gotta see this! (The Loud Siblings (Sans Lana and Lisa) walk upstairs) Luna: What is it? Lana: (Showing Donkey Lisa to her siblings) It's a cute little donkey! Loud Siblings: Aww!! Lisa: (Braying) Guys! It's me! Lisa! (But her siblings can't understand, as they began to make kissy noises at her.) Lisa: (Braying) Guys! Stop! Lori: Aww. What a cute little donkey! Lola: And to think I called you filthy! Lana: Told ya! Lisa: (Braying) Guys! I told you! It's me! Lisa! Luna: (Thinking of a name) Dudes! How bout, Hoofsy? Lisa: (Braying) Lisa! Lisa! Lincoln: (To Donkey Lisa) Then that settles it. We shall call you, Hoofsy. Lisa: (Braying) No! No! NO! Lincoln: Wanna have some fun, Hoofsy? Lisa: (Shaking her donkey head, while braying) No! I refuse! Luan: Aw come on. Don't be shy. There's no need to be in a "hoof"! (chuckles) Get it? (The other Loud siblings (sans Donkey Lisa who just scowled) chuckle a bit) Lana: (To Donkey Lisa) Come on, Hoofsy! If you play with us, we'll give you a treat! Lisa (thinking): This is utterly humiliating. First me being turned into a donkey, now I'm treated like a pet. (Her donkey instincts kick in) But then again... Lynn Jr: Well, Hoofsy? What do you think? Wanna play? Lisa: (Brays with excitement) Lincoln: (Excited) Great! Let's go! Lisa: (Thinking) Curse my donkey instincts!

(Outside) Lana: (To Donkey Lisa) Want to play hide-and-seek? We'll hide while you try to find us. Lisa: (Thinking) Hide and Seek, eh? That means it'll buy me enough time to escape! Perfect. (Brays in agreement) Lincoln: Great! Don't forget to count to ten. (Lisa turns around and pretends to start counting, while the others hide. She then turns around to notice that the others are hidden) Lisa (Thinking): Perfect. Now's my chance.

(Lisa trots carefully and quietly to the back of the house.) Lisa: (Thinking) Complete nincompoops. This is easier than I thought. (She continues to trot carefully and quietly. Suddenly then notices an animal caretaker holding a net. She then gasps in shock) Animal Caretaker: (Catches Lisa with his net) Gotcha, you little rascal! Now to take you back were you belong. (He puts Lisa inside a small cage, and throws it at the back of the truck.) In you get! (The person gets inside the truck and drives off) Lisa: (braying) Help! Help!

(Back at the house's outside. Lola and Lana are hiding behind a bush) Lana: (off-screen, giggling) Lola: (whispering) Strange. Hoofsy's taking a long time to find us. Lana: (whispering to Lola) Be patient, Lola, she'll be finding us in no time. Lola: (whispering) Well I don't hear any braying. Lana: (whispering) I said be patient! Lola: (whispering) I'm trying!

(Meanwhile, Lincoln was upstairs trying to find somewhere to hide.) Lincoln: (whispering) Why am I not good at this game when it comes to hiding? There's so many places to hide in this house! (He then spotted Lisa and Lisa's bedroom.) (whispering) Bingo! (As he went into Lisa and Lily's bedroom, he notices the mess from the beginning.) Woah. (he then looks at her clothing) Are they... Lisa's clothes? (Lincoln then steps on something, it was a crumpled piece of paper. he picks it up) (Reading) Donkey transformation formula? (He then gasps in shock, and looks back and forth at Lisa's clothes and at the formula. He then screams in horror. He runs back outside, alarming the now worried sisters.) (worried) Guys! We're in a crisis! (The other Loud siblings pop out of their hiding places and go to Lincoln) Lori: (Worried) What's wrong?! Luna: (Worried) Why did you scream, bro?! Lana: (Worried) What is it?! Lincoln: (worried) Look what I found in Lisa and Lily's room! (shows them her clothes and the piece of paper that reads "Donkey Transformation Formula") Luna: (Confused) Donkey Transformation Formula? Lola: (Worried) Guys? You don't think that- (The Loud family then realize something.) Lynn Jr: (Trying hard not to believe it) No, it can't be, not unless I see some proof! Lincoln: (while pointing at something) Is that enough proof for you, Lynn? (The other sisters see were Lincoln was pointing at, it with a bunch of hoofprints.) Lynn Jr: Hoofprints? Lori: (Worried) Oh, my gosh! Hoofsy was literally Lisa! Luan: We have to find her! Lola: But where will she be?

(Meanwhile, at the petting zoo, the truck from earlier drives inside. The animal caretaker from earlier gets off the truck. He then collects Donkey Lisa off the truck, removes her from her cage and places her in a pen.) Animal Caretaker: And stay there! In the meantime, I'll tell the boss about my recent addition to the Royal Woods Petting Zoo. Now be good (gives her an intimidating glare) OR ELSE. (He then walks off) Lisa: (In her mind) Great! First, I've been transformed into a donkey, then my siblings mistook for another pet, and now I'm trapped here in a donkey's pen at a petting zoo! Well, at least things could not get any worse. (it begins to rain.) (In her mind) I stand corrected. (Lisa then looks at a nearby puddle, seeing a reflection of her human self. She shedded a tear and sniffled in sadness) (braying) What have I done?

(Meanwhile, back at the Loud House) Lincoln: Ok Sisters! Lisa could be anywhere in Royal Woods. Any suggestions? Leni: (Raises her hand) Oh! Maybe she's at the library. Lincoln: Not sure about the library as it doesn't allow animals... Any more? Lana: (Raises her hand) Maybe she's at the forest! Lincoln: Not sure about the forest because WE'LL be the ones getting lost. Any more? (The others try to think where Lisa is, until the television news interrupted) News Announcer: We have some news! (The others turned their attention to the news, while the announcer continues. The TV shows the News Anchor at the Royal Woods Petting Zoo, smiling.) News Anchor: This just in! Today, the Royal Woods Petting Zoo welcomes a new animal! Lana: Oh! I wonder what animal it could be! News Anchor: Here we have (picks up Donkey Lisa) this cute little donkey! Siblings (except Lana): LISA! Lana: HOOFSY! Lola: (whispering to the other siblings) Should I burst her bubble? Lincoln: (whispering to Lola) Let's just wait until we get Lisa back to her lab, okay? Besides, Lana loves animals so let's not ruin her fun! Lola: (whispering) Fine. News Anchor: And so this concludes our news. Now back to you. Lincoln: (To his sisters) Come on, guys! It's to put Operation: Let's-Save-Donkey-Lisa-From-Being-The-New-Animal-In-The-Petting-Zoo-And-Get-Her-Back-Home-So-We-Can-Change-Her-Back-To-Normal-And-Think-Of-A-Shorter-Name-For-This-Operation into action! Siblings: YEAH!

(Meanwhile, back at the petting zoo, we see Donkey Lisa sobbing quietly.) Lisa: (in her mind) What have I done? All I wanted is to end world hunger, now this happened. I wish I didn't come up with that stupid formula. Oh, what's the point? My siblings still won't recognize me. (However, she hears some familiar voices calling her name.) Lisa: (in her mind) Huh? My siblings? (Braying) Guys! Over here! Lola: (Trying to find her little donkey-transformed sister) I can't find her! Lisa: (brays loudly) Guys! Over here! Lana: (Hears Lisa's braying) Wait, guys! I think I hear Hoofsy's braying! Follow me! (The other siblings do so.) Lola: (whispering to Lincoln) Should I? Lincoln: (Gives Lola a stern glare) Lola: (whispering) Ok. Lisa: (Thinking) It's working. (Continues to bray, while her siblings follow her sound. The siblings find Donkey Lisa in her pen) Siblings (except Lana again): (Happy) LISA! Lisa: (Braying with excitement) SIBLINGS! Lana: (To Donkey Lisa) HOOFSY! Lola: (whispering to Lincoln) Should I? Lincoln: (Gives Lola a stern glare) Lola: (whispering) Ok. Lana: (To Donkey Lisa) Don't worry, Hoofsy, we'll free you from this pen, and then take you back home! Lisa: (braying) Thank you guys. (The siblings successfully free her from her pen. However, they're confronted by angry animal caretakers.) Animal Caretaker 1: Hey! Animal Caretaker 2: Put that donkey back! Lori: (To her siblings) Don't worry, guys, I'll handle this. (She approaches one of the animal caretakers) Excuse us, sirs, but I literally think there's been some kind of mistake. See, this isn't a real donkey, this is just our sister, Lisa, who's been transformed into a donkey. Animal Caretaker 1: A likely story, Missy! Animal Caretaker 2: Now quit making up stories, and hand over that donkey, right now! Lynn Jr: (to her siblings) Don't worry guys. I got this. (calling to Lori) They said bad things about your boyfriend! Lori: (confused at Lynn) Why? He doesn't even work here. Lynn Jr: He was walking by! Lincoln: (To Lynn) No he wasn't, Lynn. He was with Ronnie Anne at summer camp. Lynn Jr: Oh. (calling to Lori) They think mobile phones are stupid! Animal Caretaker 2: (To Lynn Jr) No we don't, we think they're great! Animal Caretaker 1: (To Lynn Jr) Which we'll use to call backup! Lynn Jr: Dang it. Lincoln: LYNN!!! Enough already, just run! (The Loud Siblings run away)

(The Loud siblings are on the street, running away from the animal caretakers) Lucy: Lynn? You know you're my sister, and I know that you never back down on anything, but next time, just say "run", okay? Lynn Jr: Alright, Alright. I was just trying to make Lori angry. Luan: Wow! This is one Freaky Friday today! And "donkey"-t me wrong! (She laughs, but stops about the situation) Luna: Seriously? Luan: (Shrugging, while running away) What? I haven't said a joke all day. Lincoln: Just keep running! (As they kept on running, Lola and Lana then noticed separate plants with giant twigs.) Lana: (to Lola) You thinking what I'm thinking? Lola: (To Lana) Oh, yeah! (Lola and Lana both ran towards each plant with twigs, and held each twig way back.) Lana: Ready? Lola: Ready! (As the Loud siblings ran past the twins, they let go of each plant's twigs, whacking the animal caretakers.) Animal Caretakers : *Wilhelm Scream* (Lola and Lana high fived each other, while they caught up to their siblings. The Loud Siblings spot their house. However, once they got there, it was being cornered by every animal caretakers.) Siblings: Dang it. Animal Caretaker 3: (To the siblings) Alright! It's all over! Now, hand over that donkey this instant! Leni: Like, let's not get into any fights... (As the animal caretakers approach the siblings, Lynn Jr spotted an opened window in Lisa and Lily's bedroom.) Lynn Jr: (To her siblings, pointing at the open window) Guys! Look! (Her siblings sees the opened window) Lori: Lynn? Tell me you're not thinking about... Lynn Jr: Worth a shot! Lori: (Shaking Lynn out of fear) Are you crazy, girl?! What if Lisa gets hurt, what if she doesn't make it?! Lynn Jr: Don't worry. I got this. (She grabs Donkey Lisa and jumps on the caretakers' heads. She then climbs through the window into Lisa and Lily's room.) Animal Caretaker 3: (To the other animal caretakers) She's getting away, we must hurry inside, quick!

(Meanwhile in Lisa and Lily's room) Lynn Jr: We made it. Now to find the antidote. (She finds a potion in a small plastic tube that reads "antidote") Bingo. (Meanwhile, the animal caretakers made it inside, and are searching around every room.) Animal Caretaker 3: Come on you lot! Search every nook and cranny! (The other animal caretakers do so. They checked every room, until they got to Lisa and Lily's room. Lynn notices the doorknob slowly turning.) Lynn Jr: Quickly, Leese! Drink it! (Lisa does so) (Then, Lisa begin to act strange again, while the animal caretakers try to open to the door. Lisa is now turning back to normal. The animal caretakers then bust the door open) Animal Caretaker 3: SURRENDER THE DONKEY! (However, they instead see Lisa back as a human, fully dressed.) Lynn Jr: (Pretending to sound confused) What donkey? Animal Caretaker 3: That donkey that you just ... Lisa: (To one of the animal caretakers) You workers should be ashamed of yourselves. Breaking through people's houses, wandering uninvited, and assuming a child as a petting zoo animal. Animal Caretaker 3: *sighs* Sorry about that young lady. We were just confused. Lisa: (While winking at Lynn Jr) Well, you're just lucky we're in a good mood now, or we would call the authorities on you. Animal Caretaker 3: Fair enough. We'll just leave. (They do so.) (Lynn Jr and Lisa high five each other, while their siblings head upstairs into Lisa and Lily's room.) Lincoln: Nice to have you back, Lisa. Lisa: (To her siblings) It's good to be back, siblings. (All the Loud siblings cheer. As soon as they left Lisa and Lily's room however, they meet their parents with confused, yet stern looks on their faces. The Loud siblings become nervous.) Lincoln: (nervously) Oh, hey Mom and Dad. Lynn Sr: (confused and stern) Kids, why were there animal caretakers' trucks parked outside our street? Lisa: (walks up to them) I suppose I should explain.

(3 minutes later) (Her parents were now very shocked and worried after hearing her story.) Lisa: *sighs* I'm really sorry. I just wanted to end world hunger. (Lisa was almost about to cry, while her parents comfort her with a warm hug.) Rita: There, there. It's OK. Lisa: (Sniffling a bit) I'm sorry, Mother. Rita: It's fine. Lisa: (Sniffling a bit) Am I in big trouble? Lynn Sr: Not much. But you'll have to be grounded for a week with no science, TV or dessert. Is that Ok? Lisa: (Nods in agreement) Lynn Sr: Good! Now, we're not doing this to be mean or anything. Lisa: Ok. Rita: We're doing this because we love you. Lisa: Fair enough. Lynn Sr: Shame you're grounded, otherwise you would have some of my homemade strawberry flavoured ice-cream. Lisa: I'll accept. Lynn Sr: (To the Loud Siblings) Ok Kids! Time to have some of my Lynn-credible homemade strawberry flavoured ice-cream! Loud Siblings (Sans Lisa): Yeah! (Rita and the Loud Siblings (Sans Lisa) left her room.) Luna: Aww, yeah! Pour some sugar on me! (After they left, Lynn Sr kneels to Lisa) Lynn Sr: Don't worry, sweetie. I'll save you a scoop after your grounding. Lisa: (Nodding) Thank you, father. (Hugs him) Lynn Sr: (hugs her back) You're welcome. (As soon as Lynn Sr left, Lisa turns towards the viewers.) Lisa: (to the viewers) Well, that's a lesson I learnt. There are times where you have to know that certain actions have consequences and as such, we learn from them. But I'm glad everything's back to normal. (However, as Lisa turns around, the giant strawberry from before was already gone.) Lisa: Again, I stand corrected.

(Meanwhile at the grown up table, the Loud family (Sans Lisa) are eating Lynn Sr's homemade strawberry flavoured ice-cream. What they didn't know is that he used the same giant strawberry that turned Lisa into a donkey. They have eaten their scoops.) Lincoln: Yum! That's some delicious ice cream! Luan: Shame Lisa's missed out, cause this stuff's "berry" good! (laughs) Get it? (everyone chuckles) Lynn Sr: Well, I'm glad everyone's enjoyed it! Lynn Jr: (offscreen) Uhh... Guys? (Everyone turns their attention to Lynn Jr) Lynn Sr: Something wrong, Junior? Lynn Jr: My ears are itching for some reason. Leni: My butt feels warm. Dunno why. Lori: I don't get it. Can someone please tell me what's going on here? (her hands have become hooves, but she doesn't know yet) Leni: (Notices that Lori's hands have become donkey hooves) OMG!!! WHO CUT YOUR HANDS OFF?!? Lori: (scoffs) Leni, they're... (she then noticed that her hands have become hooves) HOOVES?!? (Both her and Leni scream) Leni: (A tail grows from her behind. she picks it up) OMG!!! WERE DID THAT HAIRY SNAKE COME FROM?!? Loir: THAT'S A TAIL, LENI!!! YOU'RE GROWING A TAIL!!! (Both Lola and Lana's ears now resemble a donkey's. Both of them gasp in shock.) Lola and Lana: YOUR EARS!!! MY EARS?!? YOUR EARS!!! (Lynn Jr's ears are now donkey ears) Lynn Jr: You guys too?!? (Lucy now has a donkey tail) Lucy: (picks up her new tail) Sigh. Lincoln: What's going o-AWW-HEE-HAW!!! (covers his mouth) Was that-? Luna: (notices her hands have become hooves) The animals we're becoming!!! Luan: (notices hair on her arm) Looks like the situation's getting "hairy"! (nervously chuckles) Seriously? What's going on!? Rita: Kids! Calm down! Everything's gonna be alright! (her ears become donkey's ears. She then touches them) Eek! Lynn Sr: Don't worry! We'll be fine! (he then notices a donkey tail grown out of his pants) Where'd that come from?!? What's happening to us?!? Why are we panicking when we shouldn't beEEE-HAW!!! (he covers his mouth) (As Lisa walks downstairs, she notices that her family's groaning and moaning are becoming braying. She then walks to the dining room and notices that her family have been completely transformed into donkeys. Their clothing, hair, eyes and memories are still intact. All of them are braying in confusion.) Lisa: (to the viewers) And you begin to wonder why I isolate my experiments from my family. (holds a liquid holding gun that has the antidote) Hold still, everyone. (Her donkey-transformed family bray in fright as she walked closer.)

THE END References

Donkey Kong - The fanfic title is a reference to this arcade game/video game series.

Trivia

This is my first fanfic where only one Loud Sibling (Lily) is absent.

This is the first fanfic to include an antagonist(s).