User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Out on a Limo

Linc looked out his wndow, then turned round to say,

"I've won a limo for a whole day!

I ate lots of mustard and won fair and square."

His limo arrived, the girls wanted to share.

They jumped in and started to act rather silly.

Lola went for a swim and Luan played with Lily.

Lana ate mustard, Luna got a disco ball.

Yes, this limo was lots of fun for them all.

Lori said, "Everyone out of the car.

I know how very excited you are,

But for a few hours, let's let Lincoln drive,

By himself, then we'll go to Burpin' Burger at five."

Lincoln said, "Drive me to Flip's Food and Fuel,

And please don't call me 'sir'. Just 'Lincoln' is cool."

Flip gave him a Flippee completely for free,

Then a news crew said, "How important you must be."

He met a rich guy who said, "You must be heir,

To the mustard throne if that's what brought you there.

I'm going to the country club, want to come too?"

"Yes!", said young Lincoln, "I certainly do!".

Men put them in red clothes and gave them some chow.

Linc said, "Call me Lincoln," but one servant said, "Wow!".

The other one passed out, and the rich guy (Tetherby),

Said, "Don't act all chummy. It confuses them, you see?".

Lincoln and Tetherby then went on out.

They had fun playing golf and driving about,

But when Tetherby said, "Let's continue to drive,"

Lincoln remembered it was nearly five!

"I need to take my sisters to dinner," Linc said,

But Thetherby ignored him and they sailed instead.

He invited him to a party and Linc said, "Not bad,"

But when he got home, all his sisters were mad.

They said, "As a brother, you've done a bad job!".

Lincoln's response was to act like a snob.

He got stuck in traffic and started to pout,

But the timer was up so he then got kicked out.

Lincoln got lost in a beaten-up place.

Three puppies growled at him and then they gave chase.

He fell from a fence and scared a nearby cat,

Then some mud fell onto the boy with a splat.

Finally, Lincoln reached Tetherby's pad,

But he said, "You can't come with no limo. Too bad!".

They threw him in the garbage. "How," the reporter said,

"Did you sink so low?". "Well, it got to my head,"

Said Lincoln, "And I was a jerk, but I can,

Fix it. Can I have a ride in your van?".

The reporter said no and she drove clean away.

Then Lincoln came back in the limo the next day.

He said, "I'm very sorry, I did this for you.",

So the girls clambored in, all shouting, "Woohoo!".

They went to Burpin' Burger as glad as could be.

Linc said, "It's all better with a family."

Tetherby said, "Why not come to my place?"

But instead, the Loud kids threw mustard at his face.