User blog:WNH74/(Fanfic of a fanfic series: PTtFW) "Lincoln's Twin Brother" as read by the siblings

(Don't worry, I gave MrTyeDye permission in some way.)

I just felt like making this, by the way.

P.S. I know, it's bad.


 * [Lincoln is sitting on the couch, joined by Leni, Lynn, Lisa and Luan.]
 * Lincoln: Hey guys, and welcome to a fan episode of Peeking Through the Fourth Wall!
 * Leni: Hi guys!
 * Lynn: Heyo!
 * Lisa: Greetings.
 * Luan: Hello!
 * Leni: And wait, are we gonna be talking about fans?
 * Lincoln: If you meant those fans that make wind, then no.
 * Leni: Oh.
 * Lincoln: Anyways, we are gonna be viewing what seems to be technically a fanfic, "Season 4 Episode Idea - Lincoln's Twin Brother", by WNH74.
 * Lisa: [pinches nose] ...how is this gonna go?
 * Lincoln: Let's just go and read it for ourselves.


 * Hi Every One, so I an Idea for Episode of the Season 4. What if Lincoln had Twin Brother? He will introduced right Below, so Stay Tuned!


 * After this done, I send Idea to Staff. Hopefully they Approve! : )


 * If not Ill Cry, Get Mad and use Brute Force until They Approve!!!!!!!! > : (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((


 * Leni: [worriedly] Holy shamoley, calm down! And don't use brute force until they approve, you can always wait!
 * Lynn: Geez!
 * Luan: [also worried] Oooh boy...
 * Lisa: So the author has commited grammatical errors, forgot a word, incorrect capitalization and a lack of an apostrophe when it was needed? Excuse me while I go to bang my head at the wall repeatedly.
 * Lincoln: Lisa, no.
 * Lincoln: Besides, it says "Joke Fanfiction" up there.
 * Lisa: I'm glad that's a joke.


 * Synopsis


 * Lincoln Twin Brother Lincolni come to visit Loud House, will he Welcome? Read Story below


 * Lincoln: No wonder why it's a joke, my twin brother has my name but with an "I" at the end.
 * Leni: I thought your twin brother had the same name as you.
 * Lincoln: That's because you misread it.
 * Lincoln: Oh, and there's also... [scrolls down]


 * CHARACTER


 * Lincolni Loud


 * Lincolni Loud is Twin Brother Lincoln, he 15 and really Love Leni he want Marry, he also Hate Lynn he want to Kill her. He is Secretly God Jesus and can Make Every Body Magical, he want Leni Magic. He also Love Luna and Hate Lola but he main Bias for Leni and Lynn. He also Family like Louds, but They not Important for this


 * [Luan snickers because of the hilariously bad English]
 * Leni: He's your twin brother, and he wants to marry me?! Ew, even I won't like that! At least he doesn't exist!
 * Lynn: I feel the same way! I mean, hating me so much that he thinks I deserve to be killed?! Geez, what's up with this guy?!
 * Lisa: [at Leni] And if that implies the fact he wants to marry you, while you both are still teenagers with ages that are 1 year apart... [facepalms angrily]
 * Leni: That's what I meant, Lisa!
 * [then they get to the story part...]


 * [Lincolni Loud walk in street]
 * Lincolni: Hi,My Name Is (U DONT NEED TO REMEMBER) [...]


 * Lincoln: Okay, then.
 * Luan: Does he actually not mind being called a feminine name, though? You know, if somebody didn't remember his name, like he said?
 * Lincoln: Chandler wouldn't.


 * (CONT.) Lincolni L. Marie Loud,Age 15 !Im Twin Brother Of Lincoln And Am Very Excited To See My Family,So Hopefully Its Worth It !


 * Lisa: [pinches nose, angrily] How is he your twin brother if he's 15?!
 * Lincoln: That's just the story's weird logic. Continuing...


 * [Lincolni ring doorbell]
 * [so Lincoln then checks to see who it is, by opening the door. He becomes weirded out]
 * Lincoln: Uhh...


 * Lincoln: At least I also have common sense in this.


 * Lincolni: Hello Twin Brother Of Mine !
 * Lincoln: [raises eyebrow] "Twin brother"? Since when did I get a twin brother?
 * Lincoln: And why do you look like me, but somebody did a bad job of painting your hair and clothes?
 * Lincolni: U R My Twin Brother ! : (


 * Lisa: [sarcastically] Yes, because that's the perfect excuse to use when you perfectly look like your own sibling as a twin! It's impossible anyway, because there will always be a minor difference!
 * Lincoln: Well, that's true.
 * Lisa: And he types like those various neanderthals on the cyberspace, with their simple way of expression, as they are represented by a few symbols -- street name: "smilies".
 * Lisa: No offense to anybody in this family, who have that as their way of typing.
 * Luan: Most of the young and teenage fans of my "Luan Out Loud" channel type like that, though. And also use abbreviations.
 * Lisa: Typical internet people...


 * Lincoln: [weirded out again] Okay...anything you need?
 * Lincolni: Me Marrying Leni And Lynn Murdered ! : DDDDDD
 * Lincoln: 1. we're siblings, 2. you can't murder Lynn! Why do you even want her dead?
 * Lincolni: I Hate Lynn,She Suck Much . She Bully Me : (


 * Lynn: [angrily] What, is it because he acts like he's 4, justifying the fact that he can't tolerate my roughness?!
 * Lisa: Ahem.
 * Lynn: No offense, Lisa.


 * Lincoln: I don't think Lynn is that bad. And, well, I used to be bullied by Ronnie Anne at school, and what did I do?
 * Lincolni: Kill Her ?


 * Lincoln: [upset and bewildered] That's your first guess?!
 * Lincoln: [mockingly, as Lincolni] "Oh no, this person bullied me even though they're not that bad! Guess I'll have to kill them!"
 * Luan: So they're gonna be getting the point now! [laughs] Get it?
 * [everyone else except for Lisa groaned at Luan's pun.]
 * Lisa: If you actually held up a knife out of nowhere, that would've made more sense in context.
 * Lynn: But seriously, how lame does this "twin brother" of yours have to be?
 * Lincoln: He's an overpowered weirdo, who didn't even mature like me.


 * Lincoln: No! We then dealt with the problem and thus became friendly with each other.
 * Lincolni: I Still Think Lynn Suck
 * Lincoln: Well, that's okay. But murdering her is not going to solve your problem.
 * Lincolni: Ill Murder Her Myself Then,U Coward !! > : (((((((((((((((((((((


 * [Lisa facepalms with both of her hands regarding how ridiculous Lincolni is.]
 * Luan: Yeesh! Definitely immature.
 * Lynn: To correct myself: 3. He's definitely 3.


 * [so did, but was attempt.]
 * Lincolni: RAAAAAAAAAAAHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD : <


 * Leni: Did he just grow a lot of mouths?
 * Lisa: Nevermind that, he's a special neanderthal, because those are 36 "D"s in his typed-out expression for absolute outrage.
 * Lisa: Trust me, I counted.


 * [Lynn holds up her phone.]
 * Lynn: Hello, police?
 * [later on, an officer came in.]


 * Lynn: I mean, calling the cops over someone wanting to marry their own sibling and attempting to murder someone makes sense, I guess.
 * Luan: [sinister face] I'm glad you didn't call me when I was in April Fools'.
 * Lincoln: That's because we couldn't!


 * Police officer: Alright, where is he?
 * [all of the family are there, Lincolni is passed out on the floor. Lynn, unamused, points to him, and then everyone obviously looks at him.]
 * [cue Lincolni getting arrested and sent to jail.]
 * Lynn: Well, that was stupid, wasn't it?


 * Lynn: Lincolni was!


 * [Lincoln is the only one who agrees, since everybody else obviously did not get to know other things about Lincolni.]


 * The End! :)


 * Lincoln: Well, that was it for today's "fanfic". It was...something.
 * Lisa: My cerebellum was generally mortified by the fact that your "twin brother" has worse grammar than yours, even if it was for the sake of witticism.
 * Lincoln: But anyways, pizza break?
 * [the siblings agree and went to the kitchen to do so.]

THE END

(BTW, I don't take requests, so yeah. Massive apologies about that...)