Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-5616889-20161125151122/@comment-5616889-20161213155244

Chicken: IT WASN'T KFC THAT KILLED ME

IT WAS SONIC DRIVE IN

(flashback)

(a chicken walks down the street.)

Bobby: Come back here!

Chicken: No.

Bobby: Why did you cross the road?

Chicken: To go to a Sonic restaurant.

Bobby: Oh.

Ronnie: Doesn't the Sonic restaurant have chicken items in it?

Chicken: OH GOD (faints)

Charles: Bark (YAY MORE FOOD)

Cliff: Meow (You idiot, chickens aren't food!)

Charles: Bark (Oh.)

Chicken: Dang it. (gets eaten)

(flashback end)

Chicken: And so, that was the tragic story of how I was traumatized by Sonic Drive In

Linc: ..You're a weird chicken..