User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Net Gains

Lynn was outside getting ready for a game.

Winning at FLIBBR was the girl's aim.

That was an acronym for Football, Lacrosse,

Ice Hockey, Baseball, Basketball Roller derby. Like a boss,

Lynn had won every game-- well, not quite all.

The sportiest Loud hadn't won basketball.

There were five all-girl sports teams at the stadium there.

Dr. Feinstein's team all grinned without fear.

Gus's Games and Grub's team all ate some food,

And the Burpin' Burger team burped-- kind of rude.

Flip's team had one klutz and one girl with a crutch,

One friendly girl and one who didn't do much.

The final team, sponsored by the French Mex buffet,

Had brought along their trophies. Lynn thought they were OK.

She thought, "Their team's one that I want to be in,"

But unfortunately, Flip, with the bad team, chose Lynn.

Lynn shouted, "NO!", then she thought, "Well, I should,

Teach these four girls on my team to play good."

However, these girls didn't learn much at all,

So Lynn said, "How 'bout you let me handle the ball?"

This system won but it made Lynn's team frown.

The next day, they lost 'cause the opponents had it down.

Amy's phone, or her "ringer", gave Lynn a plan:

"Get a 'ringer' (a good player), and maybe we can,

Win this whole thing" but Flip didn't care.

His ears perked up, though, when Lynn Jr. did share,

That he could make a profit if his team won the game,

And missing out on the money he'd find it a shame.

So Lynn Jr. and Flip looked for a ringer that day.

The seniors and babies were the wrong age to play.

The prisoners sure seemed to be strong enough,

But because they were in jail, they seemed way too rough.

Two boys were too emo, two dogs too canine,

But then they saw two girls who played mighty fine.

"We're afraid we can't do it," they said with a frown,

"Because both of us live just outside your town."

Flip moved the town sign so the girls could play the game,

But when he said, "Problem solved," then the cops came.

Lynn said, "Let's find a way to get them to play.

Let them move in with you.", and Flip said, "Well, OK."

The girls joined the team but they played on their own.

This made Lynn feel guilty and she started to groan.

She said to her team, "Sorry I acted bad.

Let's work together next time so you won't be sad."

Lynn Jr.'s team lost but they shouted, "Hooray!",

'Cause although the team lost, they all got to play.