Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20181210044726/@comment-32807753-20181213033023

Lincoln: (annoyed) Lisa, don't bring that up!

Lynn Sr.: Okay everyone, it's time to eat.

(Lynn Sr. brings out the dinner, and sets it in the middle of the table)

Lynn: Finally!

Lucy: Yay.

Leni: That smells good.

(Everyone gets some chicken, and they start to eat)

Rita: Hmm, honey are you sure you cooked actual chicken for this?

Lynn Sr.: Not this again. Why have you been putting down my cooking lately?

Rita: I'm just saying, has something happened with the way you cook? Because it just doesn't seem to taste the same as last time.

Lynn Sr.: What do you mean?

Rita: It doesn't taste quite as... fresh.

Leni: It tastes fine to me.

Luna: Same here dude.

Lana: Chicken is chicken.

Lisa: Anything is anything really.

Rita: I'm sorry but it just doesn't taste the same to me. Maybe it's my taste, but I just can't feel that 'Lynn-sanity' anymore.

Lynn Sr.: I can't believe you've become such a food critic! I've never known you to be picky when it comes to food!

Rita: (scoffs) Well sorry for telling you this so you can at least try to make it better!

Lynn Sr.: Like I need criticism from the one with no imagination. Have you seen how trite your mother's books are?!

Rita: So I'm not allowed to have an opinion because you don't like my books? That makes about as much sense as a chicken not wanting to be told it can't fly because other animals don't have feathers... so it makes no sense at all.

Rita: (gasps) Don't you dare, I worked for hours on those books!

Lincoln: Whoa, whoa, guys, calm down...

Lynn Sr.: That last story you showed me was so predictable, I passed out from boredom!

Rita: Well then how about you try being constructive then?!

Leni: Mom, dad, let's just enjoy dinner.

Lola: Daddy's food is quite scrumptious, and mommy comes up with some nice story ideas. Let us please stop this pointless bickering, and just enjoy dinner.

Rita: (angry) I suppose I'm not shocked you can't always be perfect with cooking, especially since it's coming from a man who fell in love with a new VAN!

Lynn Sr.: In my defense, it was an awesome van

Rita: Alright then sweetie. If you had to pick between choosing that new van or me, which would it be?

Lynn Sr.: [tucks shirts] Honey, don't ask that! You know what I would say sweetie!