User blog:321SPONGEBOLT/The Loud House: The Best of Nolan

I've wanted to do this for quite some time, but I wanted to do a special episode focusing on Nolan's best moments. Thomperfan and I developed most of the script in our roleplay. It may not be finished, but I'll still look for good clips of Nolan to use.

Opening Scene
(The screen fades from black to reveal a darkened stage with a lit spotlight and a drumroll is heard. The title “The Loud House: The Best of Nolan” in shown on screen. The title fades out and the lines "segments written by 321SPONGEBOLT and Thomperfan" fade in until the text fades away shortly after.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, coming at you live from Royal Woods Mall, it's time for a collection of Nolan's best moments with the Loud siblings and more! And now, your host, Lincoln Loud!

(The curtains open up to reveal Lincoln standing in front of a giant plasma screen. He is all dressed in his blue tuxedo.)

And your other host, Nolan Rock.

(Nolan comes out wearing a shirt with a picture of a tie on it.)

Lincoln: Good evening one and all! Lincoln here, along with my good buddy, Nolan. And we are here to present to you Nolan's favorite moments with us, the Loud siblings.

(The plasma screen shows the image of Lincoln's family photo)

But first, Nolan. Let's talk about how long it has been since we met. How did you feel at first?

Nolan: Well, at first, I was really nervous when I moved into Royal Woods. But once I met you, Clyde, and the others, I started to feel like I was really at home.

Lincoln: And how did you feel about my sisters and parents? How did they impact your life like I did?

Nolan: Well, they were all really amazing and I was so excited to get to know them better. Especially Leni. (Sigh) What a girl.

(From backstage, Leni is in love, staring at Nolan and overheard what he said)

Leni (Thinking, in love): Best day ever.

Lincoln: Lovely story, good friend. That's why we held this event, to celebrate you. And with my family members and other best friend, Clyde, we have decided to play their favorite moments.

(Audience applauds)

To describe how this done, each one of us will announce the winner of the siblings' highest voted episodes, including mom, dad, and Clyde's. We'll first start with...

Rita: (Suddenly pops out of the curtains from one side of the backstage) Uh, Lincoln, sweetie. We have bad news we need to discuss.

Lincoln: Bad news? (To Nolan) Hold down the fort, Noah. I've gotta talk backstage. (Heads backstage)

Me: Uh... Ok.

(Lincoln goes backstage and meets up with his family and Clyde.)

Lincoln: Guys, what’s wrong?

Lynn Sr.: We don't have any votes.

Lincoln: No votes!? What are we gonna do? (Turns to Nolan)

Nolan: So, two penguins walk into a bar, and then one of them says- (Lincoln pulls him backstage) Guys, what’s going on?

Lincoln: We don't have any votes. Except for Leni.

Lola (Jealous): (Scoffs) Of course Leni gets votes. She’s everyone’s favorite!

Lincoln: Wait here. (Runs back onto the stage) Um, ladies and gentlemen, due to some issues I can't explain, I have good news and bad news.

Flip (from the crowd): Well, what's the bad news, kid?

Lincoln: The bad news is we don't have any results.

(Audience groans)

Lincoln: But... (The audience stops) as I've stated before, Lincoln Loud is the man with the plan. So the good news is, the countdown will continue.

(Audience cheers)

Nolan: Lincoln and I will announce each sibling to come out and explain their relationship with me, and then we'll watch some clips of us interacting.

Lincoln: That said, let's start with my oldest sister, Lori.

Clyde (From backstage): Go get 'em, babe. (Starts nosebleeding, but Lana and Lucy gets cups and fill them with Clyde's blood) Lincoln: And now taking the stage, we have the oldest Loud child at 17 years old, please welcome...

Lincoln and Nolan: Lori Loud!

(The audience applauds as Lori arrives on the stage)

Lori: Well, thank you everybody for this night! I mean literally, all you Loud House fans out there who like me and support me.

(The audience cheers again.)

Lincoln: So Lori, what are your favorites moments with Nolan?

Nolan: Yeah, what are your favorite moments with me?

Lori: Well, boys. I know I haven't been as nice to you as I am now, but looking back, there were still some fond memories I had with you two.

Lincoln and Nolan: Like what?

Lori: Well, I remember that day when Bobby was sick, and we had to cancel our date. But then I took you golfing, and you got to learn how I met Bobby.

Nolan: Yeah, that was really fun.

Lincoln: Shall we maybe play your moments now, Lori?

Lori: They're all on my phone. (Taps "Apple TV" and the stage darkens showing Lori's favorite moments on the screen)

Clip #1 [From: "You and Me"]
(The first clip is of Lori coming into Nolan's house.)

Lori: Nolan. You in here?

(I’m hiding in the kitchen, snickering quietly, Lori hears this.)

Lori: (She smiles slyly) Nolan, I know you’re in here. I can hear you.

(While she says that, I go under the couch.)

Nolan: OK, but I just want you to know that I am NOT under the couch.

(Lori goes to the couch and looks under, but finds I’m gone.)

Lori: Oh.

(She gets back up, but doesn’t know that I’m behind her. I sneak up behind her.)

Nolan: SURPRISE!!

(Lori screams and he laughs)

Nolan: I got you!

Lori: (rolls her eyes) Yeah, you got me.

(She picks up Nolan and they rub noses)

Clip #2 [From: "You and Me"]
(Lori takes the first putt, she hits the golf ball with the club and goes through the windmill and into the hole.)

Nolan: Yay, Lori! You did it!

Lori: Yep, now it’s your turn.

Nolan: OK.

(I go up to put, but then I remember something.)

Nolan: Aw man, I forgot how to do this.

Lori: Here, let me help you.

(She puts her hands around me and helps me put.)

Lori: Okay, just square your shoulders and follow through.

(We put together and it goes through the windmill and into the hole.)

Nolan: Woo-Hoo!

Clip #3 [From: "A Fair to Remember"]
(Lincoln and Bobby head out. Lori sits down on the couch and sighs just then I appear) Nolan: Hi, Lori! Lori: (Screams in surprise) Nolan! Don’t scare me like that. Nolan: Sorry. So, wha’cha doing? Lori: Well, I WAS supposed to be hanging out with Bobby today, but he wanted to do something I didn’t, so I told him he could take Lincoln and now I have nothing to do. Nolan: Well, you certainly came to the right guy. I’LL hang out with you. Lori: (Sighs) And that’s why you’re literally my best friend Nolan. Ooh, how do you feel about romantic comedies? Nolan: Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…

Clip #4 [From "Tripped!"]
Nolan: Lori, I think you may wanna stop eating those bean chips. They’re giving you issues. Lori: (pushes me back into the trunk) Shut up! Lana: A night time diaper. For extra strength. I even found some paint to give ol' shaky a face lift. [The front of the plane has an angry face] And I painted Lori on the crop-duster. Lori: [scoffs] It doesn't even look like me. Nolan: I don’t know, Lori. As an artist myself, I have to say it does look pretty accurate. [Lori just glares at me] Lincoln: Wait a minute, we have a crop-duster! Lori: [Still offended] Ugh! Why are you guys always piling on me!? Nolan: Because, it’s funny! Lori: (furious) Why you little-! (She tries to strangle me)

Clip #5 [From "Selfie-improvement"]
Lori: OK, 3, 2- Nolan: (bursting in) LORI, WAIT!! (I crash into Lori and the picture gets taken. We fall to the floor.) Lori: (angrily growls) NOLAN! What did I ask you to do?! Nolan: Sorry, Lori, I know you wanted me to stay outside, but then I saw you dropped your hair clip, and I just panicked. Lori: (Sighs) Never mind.

Clip #6 [From "Loud, Heartwarming and Random (Lori)"]
Lori: Thanks for inviting me over to spend time with you Nolan. Nolan: Don’t mention it. Sometimes, 2 oldest siblings just need some time to themselves. Lori: Tell me about it. I mean, I love my younger siblings and all, but sometimes, they just- Nolan: Drive you nuts? Lori: Exactly!

Clip #7 [From "11 Louds a Leapin"]
Nolan: You’re welcome, and for you Lori, I made you a picture. Lori: (opens the package) (gasps) (It’s a picture of Lori and Bobby hugging) Aaaaawwww! Lori and Bobby forever. Thank you, Noey! I’ll treasure it forever! (She kisses me on the cheek.) Nolan: Thanks. I know you’re not the nicest of Lincoln’s sisters, but I still like hanging out with you. We’re both the oldest of our siblings. Lori: Really? You don’t have any older siblings? Nolan: Well, not counting you, Leni and Luna no. I don’t It’s just me and my little sister Sophia. Lori: Does she drive you nuts? Nolan: Most of the time. But deep down inside you know that- Lori: She’s your family and you really love her. Nolan: Exactly. You’re such an expert. Lori: Well, what did you expect? I’ve had to deal with 10 siblings who are younger than me. I think I know my way around by now. Nolan: (Giggles) Yeah, good point. (A few minutes later, we get into bed together. Lori kisses my forehead.) Lori: I love you, Nolan. (I smile and then snuggle with Lori.) Nolan: I love you too, Lori. (We both fall asleep.)

Introducing Leni
(The clips stop playing and it reveals Nolan is hugging Lori.)

Lori: I still remember it like it was yesterday. (Walks off the stage)

Lincoln: Thank you, Lori. Nolan, you take it from buddy. Because I know you want to, for a girl you love.

Nolan: (smiles and proceeds) Okay, the next person to share a moment is the second oldest child in the Loud Family, and my girlfriend! Please give a round of applause for... Miss Leni Loud!!

(The audience applauds and before Leni comes up, she pulls out a can of breath spray, and applies it in case Nolan wants to kiss her later, then runs up to the stage)

Leni: Thank you, Noey, my sweet! And good night, everyone!

(Audience stares in confusion, and a cricket is chirping as it happens to be Lana's cricket from backstage until her frog, Hops swallows it)

Luan (Thinking, angry): Jokes are my thing, sister!

Nolan: (walking up to Leni) So, Leni. When you first met me, did you think I was weird?

Leni: I actually froze up like you did. I didn't know what to expect. But I think it's clear to see that... we were totes meant for each other.

Nolan: I couldn't agree more.

Leni: And you know what would make this night even better? Clips of our romantic moments between you and me!

(The screen starts playing clips of Leni and Nolan expressing their love)

Commercial Break #1
(W.I.P.)