User blog:007Jamesdean/Lily Loud - Spongecano

Lily was at her job in the Krusty Krab 2 and she was having a great day.

Lily: Karen, 4 Krabby Patties with extra onions coming your way.

Lily put the order on the window and Karen took them handed them to the customers.

Lily: Really hungry today aren't you sir?

Fred: (Laughs) You know it Lily.

Fred took his order.

Nat was up next.

Nat: 3 Krabby Double Deluxes with extra cheese please.

Lily: Coming right up.

Lily made the order and completed it in 4 minutes.

Lily: Ready.

Nat: Thanks Lily.

Karen: You sure know alot about Fry Cooking Lily.

Spongebob: (Laughs) She is learning fast from me.

Lily: Thank you boss.

Mr. Krabs called on the intercom.

Mr. Krabs: Attention Krusty Crew. Report to me office immediately.

Spongebob, Karen and Lily reported to Mr. Krabs office.

Lily: You wanted to see us Mr. Krabs sir?

Mr. Krabs: Yes come on in me Krusty Family.

They all sat down.

Squidward: I've never been part of your family.

Mr. Krabs: I'm afraid I have bad news about Mr. Squidward.

Lily: What's wrong sir?

Mr. Krabs: I'm afraid that Squidward's being his gloomy and miserable self as usual.

Spongebob: Why Squidward?

Squidward: (Sigh) Spongebob I hate you, I hate my job, I hate Bikini Bottom and I live in a dead end town with lots of people I can't stand! I'm the most miserable person in the world!

Lily: Squidward! I'm surprised at you! Why would you say such horrible things about Bikini Bottom, the Krusty Krab's and Spongebob & Patrick?

Squidward: (Points to Spongebob in hatred) He has been the bane of my existence ever since he moved in next door to me!

Spongebob was about ready to cry.

Lily: Because you have no love for anyone in your heart for anyone but yourself. Your own pride and vanity will lead to your downfall.

Suddenly an Earthquake rattled the ocean.

Nat: Mount Bikini Bottom's erupting!

A volcano right across the street from the Krusty Krab's erupted.

Everyone saw it.

Lily: Whoa!

Lloyd: Cool.

Back at the Loud House, Nicole and Lisa detected it with our seismometers and geological equipment.

Nicole: Uh-oh! We have an underwater volcanic eruption in the Bikini Atoll.

Lisa: That's where Lily is.

Nicole: Lets go!

Nicole and Lisa went through Lily's portal and into Bikini Bottom and they saw the volcano erupting.

The Volcano spewed lava everywhere and the whole city was on fire and Lily was protecting the Krusty Krab's in a force field of water.

Mr. Krabs: Good job lass!

Nicole and Lisa arrived after rounding up the citizens of Bikini Bottom.

Nicole: Is everyone all right?

Lily: Yes Nicole. Thank you and Lisa for rounding up the citizens and getting them to safety.

Lisa: You're welcome Lily.

Suddenly a dolphin warrior appeared.

Dolphin Warrior: (Laughs) You fools!

Nicole: Who are you?

The warrior lept in front of Lily.

Dolphin Warrior: I am an ancient warrior from long ago. The last of my kind who ruled over the ocean from before the dawn of time. But alas. My people were destroyed by the very same volcano that plagues you now.

Lily: Oh man. I'm so sorry to hear that.

Dolphin Warrior: Thank you for your kindness Lily.

Harold: But how did you survive?

Dolphin Warrior: (Laughs) I survived because I was the only one who knew how to stop it.

Lily: How did you stop it?

Dolphin Warrior: You must make... A Sacrifice!

Harold: What kind of Sacrifice?

Nicole: I'm not gonna like this one.

Dolphin Warrior: A sacrifice must be made of the most miserable person...

Harold: I knew it! We have to sacrifice the most Miserable Person.

Lisa: I will not like this one.

Nicole: Me neither.

Spongebob: Hey Squidward who do you think is the most Miserable Person?

Squidward: Don't know don't care.

Squidward was getting going to leave.

Spongebob: But Squidward it is imparative that...

Squidward: (Mocking Spongebob) But Squidward it is imparative that we... (Normal Voice) Nothing! I think I'd rather take my chances with the volcano than be stuck in this wretched cess-pool barnacle hole with all of you and the citizens of stupid poopy doodyhead dum-dum-town!

Everyone heard Squidward talking and they came up to him and they were infuriated.

Squidward: What?

Later everyone had squidward tied up and were armed with pitchforks and torches and were carrying him to the volcano to be sacrificed.

Squidward: You idiots! You got the wrong guy!

Male fish 1: We heard you complaining about the fingerprints.

Male Fish 2: And the Foot Tapping.

Sandals: And my loose change.

Mabel: And my teeth! (Points to another fish) And his hat!

Dale: And my trash on the Table!

Male Fish 3: And how I take too long in the restroom!

Harold: And Spongebobs Singing!

Scooter: And you called your pipe stupid.

Lloyd: And the fact that you said that you were the most miserable person in the world.

Lloyd played what Squidward said earlier on a tape recorder.

Nicole: Squidward you are really pathetic.

Lily was noticing that Squidward was not the intended sacrifice.

Lily: Wait everyone! I know what the Dolphin Warrior was trying to tell us.

Lily used her powers and lifted Squidward's house off of its foundation and it went towards the volcano and went into the top and plugged it like a giant cork.

Dolphin Warrior: (Laughs) The volcano is appeased!

Lily: The sacrifice was to be of the most miserable persons house. Am I right?

Dolphin Warrior: You sure are Lily.

Harold: But we thought you said that a sacrifice must be made of the most miserable person.

Lily: Actually it is a sacrifice of the most Miserable Persons house. You interrupted him.

Dolphin Warrior: (Laughs) That's right Lily. Thank you.

Lily: You're welcome.

The Dolphin Warrior left.

Everyone was infuriated at Squidward and a police fish came and slapped the cuffs on him.

Squidward: What do you think you're doing you idiot!

Police Fish: Squidward Q. Tentacles you are under arrest for being a completely miserable idiot and worthless loser.

Lily: You brought all this on yourself Stupid Squidward.

Everyone laughed at Lily's name for Squidward.

Mr. Krabs: And for all that you've done today You're fired Squidward.

Mr. Krabs tore up his resume and paychecks to pieces.

Squidward was found guilty on all charges and sentenced to life without possibility of parole for 60 years in a maximum security mental institution: The Institute for the Screwball Squids.

Lily: I'm glad Squidward is gone. He made all neighbors everywhere look bad.

Spongebob: You said it Lily. Great job today with the volcano.

Lily: Thanks Mr. Squarepants.

Karen: I'm proud of you Lily. You are gonna go really far in the Krusty Krab and at home.

Lily: Thanks Karen. Are you glad that Plankton is gone?

Karen: I am glad. That little one-eyed menace was a monster that needed to be removed from everyones lives forever.

Lily: I can't argue with that.

Spongebob: I agree with the both of you.

8:00 PM

Lily was getting ready to go home.

Lily: Okay Mr. Squarepants. See you tomorrow.

Spongebob: Good night Lily.

Lily left the Krusty Krab 2 and opened the portal back home.

She went through it and was in the living room.

Lily: I'm home.

Lori: Hey Lily. How was work?

Lily: It was great Lori. My first day on the job and it was awesome.

Lynn: That's awesome Lily.

Luna: We heard from Nicole and Lisa that a volcano blew and Squidward was arrested.

Lily: You heard right. He got Life with parole for 60 years in the Institute for Screwball Squids.

Lincoln: That sounds like a strange name for an Insane Asylum.

Laney: I agree. I can't believe that Squidward is that miserable and he hates everything.

Lily: Yeah.

Lori: He is literally a pathetic loser.

Leni: Totes. He's a complete and total pathetic loser.

Everyone gasped at what Leni said.

Leni: What? There's more in my head than just air you know.

Lily: I agree with you Leni. Squidward needed to be put in his place and he was also declared a high risk patient because of his miserable attitude and he now on suicide watch.

Luan: I can't believe he is that down all the time. He loved giving everyone the Ink-eye. (Rimshot and Laughs) Get it?

We all laugh.

Me: (Laughs) Ink-eye. That was a good one.

Eddy: (Eddy) That was funny.

Varie: That was a good one.

Natilee: That was funny.

Lily: That was funny. But people like Squidward don't deserve to be in society because of their negative attitude.

Linka: You said it.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I got the idea for this one from the Spongebob Squarepants Episode Sponge-Cano! That was a funny episode. I'm gonna do a bunch of episodes of Lily Loud's adevntures in her job at the Krusty Krab 2. I'm also going to be doing a new superhero series coming up. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.