User blog:JamieODonnell97/Hypnotic Antics

My First Blogpost and my First Fanfic on this Wiki.

(Lincoln is laying on the couch looking bored.)

Lincoln: (groans) Man, I'm bored.

(Lisa walks downstairs)

Lisa: If that's the case, why don't you play your video games? Lincoln: Beaten all of them so far. 100%. Still waiting for the next ones. Lisa: Reading your comics? Lincoln: Read all of them to this point. Still waiting for the next one. Lisa: What about playing with your yo-yo?

(Lincoln, with a shocked impression, imagines Lori and Clyde in a wedding hall with wedding bells and wedding music played by a church organ, with Lori wearing a wedding gown and Clyde wearing a tuxedo. The two were about to kiss, until Lincoln pops the thought bubble with his index finger.)

Lincoln: Out of the question. (Smiles cheesily) Lisa: Well, you gotta think of something.

(Lisa then walks back upstairs.)

Lincoln: (sighs) Best I could do is watch some TV.

(Lincoln picks up the remote and turns on the TV, then a commercial plays, catching Lincoln's interest.)

TV Announcer: Are you bored? Lincoln: Yes. TV Announcer: Ever feel like you've done everything you have to do? Lincoln: Yes. TV Announcer: Do you want to have fun in the safety of your own home? Lincoln: Yes. TV Announcer: Then what you need is the WakkCo Hypnosis Watch! Lincoln: (becomes interested) WakkCo Hypnosis Watch? TV Announcer: Yes! The WakkCo Hypnosis Watch! This device will allow you to hypnotise whoever's in front of you into doing whatever ridiculous command you have! Even works on the most smartest and dumbest of people! Order now for $5 and you'll receive a free WakkCo hypnosis guidebook!

(Lincoln then dashes to his room to order the WakkCo Hypnosis Watch.)  The next day.

Lincoln: (dashes to the front door) It's here!

(Lincoln finds the parcel delivering machine (from Sounds of Silence) holding the package. He takes the parcel off it and gives it the $5, then dashes back to his room with it. In his room, he opens his package, only to reveal the WakkCo Hypnosis Watch complete with a guide.)

Lincoln: They're here! The watch and guidebook! (His eyes narrowed at the guidebook.) Though I'm mostly interested in the watch. (Places the guide on his desk.) Now... who to hypnotise first? (He scratches his chin with his index finger, thinking to himself.) Not sure about Lori into making her date Clyde, otherwise if she breaks free, both of us will be living pretzels. (Thinks some more) Ah! I know!

(In Lisa and Lily's room, the former is looking at some microscopic creatures through a microscope. A knock on the door is heard. Lisa then walks to the door, then opens it, only to see Lincoln with a smile on his face.)

Lisa: Ah. Brother unit. Nice to meet you. Lincoln: Say, Leese. Care to come in my room? I got something to show you. Lisa: I suppose so. Lincoln: Perfect! Follow me.

(Both Lincoln and Lisa are in the former's room. Lincoln is sitting down, while Lisa is standing up.)

Lisa: So, Lincoln. What is this "something" you want to show me?

(Lincoln shows her the WakkCo hypnosis watch and sways it back and forth.)

Lisa: (unimpressed) Heh. If you really think you're going to bewilder me with some dumb parlour trick, then your just wasting your ti- (Her eyes then follow the watch.) Wait... Why can't I stop looking at it? Oh drat! I forgot! Smarter people are more... suspectable... to... hyp...no...si- (She falls completely into Lincoln's trance) Lincoln: Yes! It's super effective! (in a trance like voice) Now, Lisa... You are getting veeery sleeeepy... Lisa: (hypnotised) Yes, master... Lincoln: That's right... Fall into a deep slumber...

(Lisa's eyes close and she falls asleep.)

Lincoln: You will obey my commands... Lisa: (asleep and hypnotised) Yes, master... Lincoln: Now when I snap my fingers, you will become a... hmm... (scratches his chin, thinking to himself, then has an idea) Aha! A kitty cat! (Snaps his fingers)

(Lisa opens her eyes and they become a myriad of TV static effects, then the turning off effect plays, then her eyes "turn on" only to reveal spirals. Lisa then falls on all fours)

Lisa: (Meows.) Lincoln: Yes! The watch works! Lisa: (Nuzzles the side of Lincoln's body whilst purring.) Lincoln: Whoa, wasy there, girl! (picks Lisa up) You're such a good kitty, aren't you? Lisa: (Meows Happily.)

(Lisa then pounces on Lincoln's head and takes a nap whilst purring. Lincoln then chuckles slightly.)

Lincoln: (thinks to himself while looking at the watch) Imagine all the stuff I could do with this!

(Lincoln then imagines resting in the living room with all his sisters (excluding Lily) hypnotised with Lisa resting on his head, Leni massaging his shoulders, Lynn Jr being a footrest, Lucy massaging his feet, Lola and Lana cooling him down with fans and Luan wearing her jester outfit (from A Tattler's Tale))

Lincoln: (To the Twins) Care to up the tempo a bit? Lola and Lana: (hypnotised) Sure thing, master. (Both start waking the fans faster.)

(Lori, hypnotised, walks in with a glass of Lemonade.)

Lori: (hypnotised) Here's your lemonade, master. Lincoln: Thank you Lori. (Grabs the lemonade) Lori: (hypnotised) You're welcome, master.

(Lincoln drinks the lemonade.)

Lincoln: Ahh. That's some good lemonade. Lori: (hypnotised) Why thank you, master. Lincoln: You're welcome. (Goes to Luan) Say Luan, care to tell your brother a joke? Luan: (hypnotised) Gladly, master. How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Lincoln: Dunno. How? Luan: (hypnotised) You Poke-'Im-On! (laughs) Get it? Lincoln: (Laughs) That's a good one. You know, I need some music. Luna?

(Luna, hypnotised, walks downstairs holding a ukulele.)

Luna: (hypnotised) Yes, master? Lincoln: A little relaxation music, if you will? Luna: (hypnotised) You got it, master.

(Luna plays a relaxing song on the ukulele.)

Lincoln: Ahh. This is the life.

(The imagine spot ends. Lincoln looks at Lisa, then looks at his watch. He then places it on top of the guidebook.)

Lincoln: You know what, Leese? I'll hypnotise my other sisters later. For now, we'll have some quality time together. Lisa: (Meows happily)

(Lincoln heads downstairs with Lisa. In the kitchen, he gives her a bowl of cat food.)

Lincoln: Here you go.

(Lisa sniffs at the cat food, then eats it. Cliff gives her a jealous look.)

(Cut to the living room. Lincoln is using a laser pointer. Lisa, instinctly, follows the laser. Next scene cuts to Lisa playing with a ball of yarn, meowing happily. Next scene cuts to Lisa doing her business on the litterbox, with Cliff giving her a jealous look. Lily looks at her while playing with a toy train. Her subconscious appears beside her.)

Lily's subconscious: Look at her! Couldn't you believe this? Lily: Poo-Poo? Lily's subconscious: (facepalms) I meant your sister! (Points to Lisa, who is licking her hand) Your brother hypnotised her and now SHE'S getting more attention than you! Lily: (Tilts her head) Poo-Poo? Lily's subconscious: (groans) This is gonna be tougher than I thought. Why do you have to make this difficult?

(Next scene cuts to Lisa resting on Lincoln's lap. Her strokes her back, causing her to purr happily in reaction.)

(The other Loud Sisters walk in.)

Lincoln: What? Lucy: (Appears beside Lincoln) Lincoln? (Lincoln and Lisa scream in reaction, causing the latter to climb on top of the former's head) What's with Lisa? Lincoln: Well, I was bored so I hypnotised her to act like a cat. (Picks up Lisa from his head) Aww, I'm sorry Lisa. Did mean old Lucy scare you? Lisa: (Meows)

(The other Loud Sisters stare at him weirdly as a cricket chirping sound effect plays.)

Lincoln: What? I was bored. OK? Lori: Just make sure she's normal for when Mom and Dad get home. (Checks her watch) They'll be about three hours. Lincoln: Don't worry. I got it. Luan: Well, as long as she's "feline" fine! (Laughs) Get it? (The other Loud siblings (excluding Lisa and Lily) groan in reaction.)

(The other Loud siblings leave. Lincoln smiles at Lisa)

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln walking to his room with Lisa resting on his head.)

Lincoln: You know? All this hypnosis lark is making me feel hungry. And besides, three hours should be plenty of time. (He places Lisa on his bed.) Now you stay here and be a good kitty for master Lincoln while he goes to get himself a snack. Got it? Lisa: (Meows in reaction)

(Lincoln leaves his room to get himself a snack. Later, he returns to his room.)

Lincoln: Master's back! Who's ready for some more fun?

(He then notices that Lisa and his hypnosis watch have gone missing.)

Lincoln: Lisa! My hypnosis watch! Where are they?!?

(Lincoln then rummages around his room to try and find them.)

(Next scene cuts to Lori and Leni's room. Lori is browsing through her wardrobe)

Lori: Let's see... What piece of headwear should I put on for tomorrow's date? (sees a summer hat) Summer Hat... (sees a bonnet) Bonnet... (sees Lisa holding the hypnosis watch in her mouth) Lisa... (sees a sombrero) Sombrero... (she then pauses and goes back to Lisa) Lisa? (Lisa then holds the hypnosis watch and sways it back and forth with Lori's eyes following it.) What... are you... literally... doing... in my... wardro- (She becomes completely hypnotised.)

(Leni then walks next to her)

Leni: Uhh, like, what's Lisa (her eyes follow the watch) doing... in... your... wardro- (She becomes completely hypnotised.)

(Both Lori and Leni fall asleep. Lisa then snaps her fingers. Their eyes become a myriad of TV static effects, then turn "off" and "on", only to reveal spirals. Both of them mew in unison.)

(Next scene cuts to Lola and Lana's room. They were playing with toy swords.)

Lana: It's over foul queen! I have the higher ground! Lola: You underestimate my power! Lana: Don't try it!

(The twins then hear footsteps.)

Lana: Aha! It appears that your reinforcements have come to stop me! Lola: Uh... I didn't say anything about reinforcements.

(Lori and Leni, hypnotised to act like cats and are on all fours, enter the twins' room.)

Lana: Aha! Have at thee, beasts! Lola: Lana, wait! Something's wrong with Lori and Leni. Lana: Yeah. They could've told me they were about to hang out with Cliff.

(Lori and Leni walk towards the twins with the latter two backing away, then the former two pounce on them.)

(Next scene cuts to Lori and Leni holding the twins in their mouths by their clothing, with Lori carrying Lola and Leni carrying Lana.)

Lola: Hey! Let go of my dress! Lana: At least it saves getting Leni's hands dirty.

(They head to Lisa's room. She is on her bed. She then sways the watch back and forth.)

Lola: Lisa? You're... acting... kinda... weir- (She becomes completely hypnotised.) Lana: Lisa? What... are... you... doin- (She becomes completely hypnotised.)

(Both Lola and Lana fall asleep. Lisa then snaps her fingers. Their eyes become a myriad of TV static effects, then turn "off" and "on", only to reveal spirals. Both of them mew in unison.)

(Next scene cuts to Luna, Luan and Lynn Jr in the living room watching TV.)

Luna: Aww! How cute! Luan: I gotta say Lynn, this "Animal's Cutest Moments" video is really the "Bee's Knees"! *laughs* Get it? *Luna and Lynn chuckle a bit.* Lynn Jr: Yeah. It's nice to relax and watch some TV for a change.

(The sounds of meowing are heard.)

Luan: Wait. Where's the meowing coming from? Luna: I get we're watching animals acting cute, but come on! Lynn Jr: Let me lower the volume. *she grabs the remote and lowers the volume, but the meowing is still the same volume* Huh? Luna: Is the TV messing with us? Luan: Don't tell me we're in a horror movie.

(Lisa jumps on Luna's head)

Luna: Oh, it's just Lisa. Phew.

(Lori, Leni, Lola and Lana, hypnotised to act like cats, appear beside them. Lori and Leni both nuzzle Luan and Lynn Jr respectively and Lola and Lana rest on their knees)

Lynn Jr: Lori? Leni? Lola? Lana? Are you guys alright? You're acting kinda weird. Luan: Well this looks like a real CATastrophe! *laughs nervously* Seriously. What's going on? Luna: Are you sure you guys haven't got any of that cat scratch fever?

(Luna, Luan and Lynn Jr then get ambushed by Lori and Leni)

Luan: What the? I heard of a dogpile, but a CATpile is something else. Lynn Jr: Just what IS going on here?

(Lisa jumps on top of Lola and Lana's heads and swings the watch back and forth.)

(Luna, Luan and Lynn Jr's eyes follow the watch until they are completely hypnotised, causing them to fall asleep. Lisa then snaps her fingers. Their eyes become a myriad of TV static effects, then turn "off" and "on", only to reveal spirals. Luna, Luan and Lynn Jr then mew in unison.)

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln walking down the stairs with a fishing net, with a sly expression on his face.)

Lincoln: Lisa... Come out, come out, wherever you are...

(Lincoln then finds Lisa licking her hand with the watch in her hand.)

Lincoln: *cackles* I found you, my pretty!

(Lincoln walks towards Lisa and sweeps her up in his net.)

Lincoln: Hah! You think you can escape your master, huh?

(The hypnotised Louds walk up to Lincoln on all fours, hypnotised to act like cats and mewing.)

Lincoln: *gasps**quietly* What have I done? *normally* Bad kitties! Stay back!

(The hypnotised Louds move closer to Lincoln.)

Lincoln: Come on Lincoln, think! What would a cat owner do? Aha! (he grabs a ball of yarn) See the ball of yarn? (The hypnotised Louds look at the ball of yarn. Lincoln then throws it) Go get it!

(The hypnotised Louds go after the ball of yarn, buying enough time for Lincoln to escape.)

(Next scene cuts to Lynn Jr and Lucy's room. Lucy is meditating on her bed.)

Lincoln: LUCY!!!

(Lucy was startled, causing her to hide under the covers. She then pokes her head out, only to see Lincoln.)

Lucy: Oh, it's you. Sigh. For once, the tables have been turned. (She emerges from the covers.) How can I help you, brother Lincoln? Lincoln: You know that I hypnotised Lisa into acting like a cat, yes? Lucy: Yeah. Lincoln: Now things have gone from good to bad to WORSE! I went back to my room until both her and my watch went missing! When I found her in the living room with the watch, my other sisters have been hypnotised too! I think Lisa MIGHT have hypnotised them. *sighs* It's all my fault. Lucy: Don't worry. I'll assist you with your problem. Lincoln: Thanks, but can you please make it quick? Mom and Dad will be home in an hour and a half. Lucy: Very well. Follow me.

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln and Lucy walking downstairs. They see the hypnotised Louds acting like cats. Lana is eating cat food, Lola is playing with a ball of yarn, Lori and Leni sharpening their "claws" on Cliff's scratching post much to his jealousy, Lynn Jr drinking a bowl of milk and Luna and Luan chasing mice. All of them are mewing.)

Lucy: *quietly* I see your problem. Lincoln: *quietly* What do we do now? Lucy: *quietly* Watch and learn. *normally* Hush!

(The hypnotised Louds fall asleep.)

Lincoln: *quietly* Woah. How did you do that? Lucy: *quietly* Simple. Aunt Ruth taught me cat whispering. Lincoln: *quietly* Huh. At least you learned something from her. Lucy: *quietly* Indeed. We need to hurry and get the watch before they wake up.

(Lucy and Lincoln tiptoe towards Lisa. Lincoln then got to his knees. He then tried to place his hand on the watch, but Lisa opened her left eye. She then mewed loudly, waking up the hypnotised Loud.)

Lucy: Well that lasted.

(Lincoln and Lucy get piled on by Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan and Lynn Jr.)

Lincoln: I knew I shouldn't have bought that watch! Lucy: You were bored weren't you?

(Lola and Lana walk in front of them. Lisa jumps on their head and sways the watch back and forth. Lily walks in and notices what's happening, much to her worry.)

Lincoln: Lily, run! Save... your... sel- (He and Lucy become hypnotised.)

(Lisa then snaps her fingers. Their eyes become a myriad of TV static effects, then turn "off" and "on", only to reveal spirals. Both of them mew in unison.)

(The hypnotised Louds then resume their activities. In addition, Lincoln and Lucy are nuzzling each other. Lily, in panic, claps her hands together. This causes the hypnotised Louds to be free from their trances as they rubbed their heads.)

Luna: Huh? What happened? Lori: Feels like I got hit by a truck or something. Lincoln: Wait a sec, we're normal! Lana: Huh. I can still taste that cat food. (Cliff gives her a jealous look) Sorry Cliff. (shrugs)

(Lisa walks up to Lincoln and hands him the watch.)

Lisa: I believe this trinket belongs to you, brother unit. Lincoln: Thanks Leese. Sorry I hypnotised you. (Looks at his watch.) I'll put it somewhere safe. Lisa: It's fine. I suppose all's well that ends we- (She then feels something in her throat, causing her to cough violently, much to the surprise of the other Louds. Lisa then coughs up a hairball.) Leni: (jumps on Luna in fright) Aah! Spider! Lisa: Sorry. Hairball.

THE END. Trivia: Lincoln's imagine spot when Lisa suggests him playing with his yo-yo is a reference to Butterfly Effect. Allusions: Pokémon - Lincoln's quote "Yes! It's super effective!" and Luan's joke in Lincoln's imagination are references to this video game series.Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - Lola and Lana's quotes in the swordfight are a reference to this movie where Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker fight each other.What do you think?