User blog:Steven A. Lucas/Steven Lucas in The Loud House: Tricked Part One (FANFIC)

Hello everyone, Steven Lucas here. It looks like the day of frights and scares are coming. I decided to release my own version of Tricked. In this version, I help out the Loud family on the corn maze. THis version is going to be divided into four parts. I do not own the rights of the episode, the show, the characters, and the stories. It belongs respectfully to the creators, the writers, and the crew. Enjoy part one.

Tricked!

Originally Written by Sammie Crowley, Whitney Wetta, & Kevin Sullivan.

Re-Written a bit by Steven Lucas

''[Daytime. The Loud House is covered in Halloween decorations as the entrance of a corn maze sits next to it. Offscreen, a fridge door opens, and a scream is heard, as bats fly out of the house and towards the screen, darkening the picture. Zoom out to a close up of Lynn Sr. screaming in horror after seeing a fake severed head with fake blood in the fridge.]''

Lynn Sr.: "I hate Halloween!"

''[He exits right. A moment later, Lucy enters, walking towards the fridge and picking up the head.]''

Lucy: [smiles] "I love Halloween."

Head: "Bleh".

[She exits]

''[Dining Room. The music plays ‘Halloween’ by AFI and ‘Halloween’ by Misfits. In counter-clockwise order, we see Luan fashioning a sign reading "HAUNTED CORN MAZE" in red-stained corn cobs, Leni hanging black curtains, Steven, Luna, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, and Lynn Jr. carving pumpkins, Lisa making fake blood in a bucket, Lily playing with pumpkin innards and Charles resting against a corn cob. We pan left as Lucy enters.]''

Steven: Hey, look who’s here to give us a good scream! The little mistress of darkness, Lucy!

The Loud Siblings: Hi Lucy!

Lucy: Hi everyone, let me check on what you’ve made so far.

[Lucy comes up to Lisa.]

Lucy: "Excellent fake blood, Lisa. Add some molasses for better consistency."

Lynn: "Hey, Luce! Check out our pumpkins! Whaddya think?"

[Each turns their jack-o-lanterns around, showing each gruesome carved face.]

Lucy: "Hmm..." [points to a spot on Lynn's pumpkin] "More blood here, "[motions around Lola's pumpkin] "few more gashes on this one," [flicks out a tooth on Lana's pumpkin] "knock out a tooth," [points to the scabs on Lincoln's pumpkin] "add some more mousse to those scabs," [pats Luna's pumpkin] "dampen the head wounds, [points to a spot on Steven’s pumpkin] “little bit more mortified for the face."

Luna: "Halloween's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!"

Leni: "Totes! I'm so glad Mom finally let you do your haunted corn maze!"

Steven: Yeah, your family and I helped on the corn maze for tonight. Anyway, we’re so proud of you today. And I’m spending my first Halloween with all of you.

Lucy: Really. Is it your first Halloween with us?

Steven: Yeah! I mean I’ve watched some of my favorite classic horror movies that’ll get me prepared for this. Plus, I found myself a Halloween playlist on Spotify. It has music from punk, death metal, emo and lots of good songs for Halloween. And I’m so proud of you Lucy. This is going to be great!

Lucy: "As am I. I've been waiting my whole life to do this. Not to mention my past lives" [She walks off screen to Luan, who has just finished her sign.] "Fantastic sign work, Luan. Just the right mixture of corn and gore."

Luan: "Ah, shucks! It's just something I cob-bled up together from a kernel of an idea!" [dances a little, laughing] "Oh Yes! A triple!"

[Lucy and the others groan as a jack-o-lantern is thrown onto Luan's head.]

Luan: [through pumpkin] "I'd expect more support from my "pump-kin!" [laughs as the jack-o-lantern's grin grew wider.] "Get it?"

Steven: [laughs at Luan’s jokes] That’s very cute. But it’s even cuter when you have a jack-o-lantern for a face.

Luan: Thank you, you are always the light for my head. [laughs] Get it?

Lucy: [facepalms] "Sigh..." [turns to the others, as the screen zooms out to show Lincoln.] "Thanks for all your hard work, guys. This is gonna be the best Halloween ever. I'm so excited."

''[Her face shows a little change in the emotion. But Steven looks a little bit confused.]''

Steven: [to Lincoln] Does she always looks like this when she’s happy?

Lincoln: [to Steven and the audience] "Trust me." [points to Lucy] "She's excited."

Steven: Oh I see.

[static is heard]

Clyde: [offscreen, through walkie-talkie] "Jack-o-Lincoln! Do you copy? "

[The static goes off again as Lincoln fishes out his walkie-talkie, turning away from Lucy.]

Lincoln: "Speaking of the best Halloween ever, Clyde and I have some pretty big plans, too." [He puts his walkie-talkie to his ear, to Clyde.] "I copy, McBride of Frankenstein. Meet you at the rendezvous point in fifteen. Over."

Steven: Hey guys, do you know where I put the plastic severed limbs that you guys stored?

[A thump is heard off screen]

Lynn Sr.: [offscreen] "AAAAAH! I hate Halloween!"

Steven: [to Lucy] Lucy, is your dad always like this every year?

Lucy: "Oh." [everyone looks at her] "Dad must have found the severed limbs I stored in his closet."

Steven: Huh. What a big baby he is. Hang on, Mr. Loud! I’ll get ‘em out of your closet.

''[Outside. Lincoln's head pops out of a pile of leaves as he looks right. A car passes by, as the camera pans with it, stopping at at a trashcan. Lincoln peaks from behind the trash can as he hears a birdcall to his right. Cut to Clyde, signalling Lincoln to come over to his bush. Lincoln dives in.]''

Clyde: "Did anyone follow you?"

Lincoln: "Not a chance, I took evasive maneuvers."

[He looks to the camera as he pulls down a chart, showing a full sized candy bar and a bite sized bar.]

Lincoln: [to audience] "For years, there have been rumors of a neighborhood, where people hand out full sized candy bars, instead of tiny bite sized ones." [he rubs his hands together] "Clyde and I were determined to find this mythological place, so we did some research." [pulls down a map of the town.] "By studying satellite photos," [pulls down a line graph reading "Median Income Levels", a line going up with a green balloon with a dollar sign.] "analyzing median income levels, and tracking candy buyers through out Southeastern Michigan..." [close up of a gps/radar device showing the area, a red dot centered at the tip, then cut to Lincoln and Clyde in the bush.] "We found it!"

[Cut to the outside of a gated community, iron gates decored with autumn wreathes as a sign hang above them, reading "Huntington Manor."]

Lincoln: [offscreen] "Huntington Manor. Now we just one more obstacle: getting in."

[Both scratch their chins as suddenly, a taxi stops in front of the gate.]

Clyde: [off-screen] "Wait a minute! What have we here?"

[Two rich-looking boys named Alistair and Nigel, who look almost exactly like Lincoln and Clyde, are show coming out the front gate, carrying suitcases.]

Alistair: [greeting the guard] "Cheers, Wyatt. We're off to visit the homeland."

Wyatt: "Have a great trip, Master Alistair. [tipping his hat] You too, Master Nigel."

Nigel: "Ta. See you in a fortnight." [He and Alistair step into the cab.]

Lincoln: [speaks with a British accent] "I think we may have found our ticket in... [nudges Clyde] ...Master Nigel."

Clyde: "Cheers to that, Master Alistair."

''[The boys duck back behind the bushes and start crawling away when they suddenly bump into Hawk and Hank, the two Hazeltucky Hockers from "The Loudest Yard". The bullies growl furiously as Lincoln and Clyde back away in fear.]''

Hank: "Watch where you're going, doofuses!"

[Clyde suddenly has a nosebleed.]

Hawk: "Ugh! Blood! I think I'm gonna barf!" [groans]

Hank: "Aw, don't barf! That'll make me barf!" [they both groan]

Clyde: "Sorry, guys! I get nosebleeds when I'm scared." [stuffs some tissues up his nostrils]

Hawk: "Listen, we need some advice. What's the best place to trick-or-treat around here?"

Hank: "Yeah, where's the good candy?"

Clyde: [sweating] "Uh... [points towards Huntington Manor] Definitely not this neighborhood! No full-size candy bars here."

Lincoln: "You should try Franklin Avenue, over in Royal Woods. It's great for candy, plus there's an awesome haunted corn maze."

Hawk: "Franklin Avenue, eh? We'll check that out."

Hank: "Aw yeah, I can't wait!" ''[He and Hawk leave, laughing. Lincoln sighs with relief.]''

Clyde: "Send them to your street? Nice save, buddy."

Lincoln: "You, too. We worked hard to find this neighborhood. Why should we share it?"

Clyde: "Exactly. Dr. Lopez says I need to look out for me more."

Lincoln: "She's worth every penny you're paying her."

[They run off]

''[The sun changes from high up to setting. Lisa checks the distance on her protractor.]''

Lisa: [squeals] "Seven minutes till sunset!" [gets into the rest of her kangaroo costume and hops into the hallway.] "Siblings, assemble! It's almost time for the annual ritual of deception versus confection; street name, trick or treating!"

[Enter Steven dressed as like a Mad-Max, post-apocalyptic cannibal.]

Steven: Hey Lisa. Looks like you’re going look for a shrimp on the barbie. [laughs]

Lisa: Sorry Steven. But, I got some trick-or-treating to do.

Steven: I see. By the way, what did you think of my costume?

[Lisa examines his appearance.]

Lisa: It looks like you’re going as a character that is about fight in a post-apocalyptic world.

Steven: Thank you, but you’re close. I am going to help Lucy’s scary maze, as I’m dressed as one of the cannibals that eats people with candy in their stomachs. But it’s all for play. I mean we call it “acting”.

Lisa: Yes, precisely.

Steven: Anyway, sibling call. Show us what you are dressed as.

''[Enter the twins in their costumes. Lana is Abraham Lincoln and Lola is the Statue of Liberty.]''

Lana: "Four score and seven pieces of candy ago."

Lola: "Give me your tired, your poor, your delicious treats yearning to be in my tummy!"

Steven: Aww. You both look so super cute and adorable. What do you think Lisa?

Lisa: "Hmm...patriotic, but unlikely to generate maximum candy confection."

Lola: "Oh, yeah?" [tears off her Lady Liberty costume while Lana tears off her Honest Abe one, both revealing new costumes.] "We're also a mermaid and a pirate."

Lana: "And salt and pepper shakers."

[They tear off the sea costumes and reveal the seasoning ones.]

Lola: "This way we can hit each house three times."

Lana: "That means three times the candy."

Steven: That’s pretty cool.

Lisa: "Yes. I am familiar with basic multiplication. Your strategy is cute, but mine is far superior."

Lana: "Going as a kangaroo." [scoffs] "I doubt it."

Lisa: "Kangaroo plus baby roo." [reveals Lily who is dressed as her joey and cooing.]

[The twins gasp over the amazingly adorable sight.]

Lisa: "Precisely. That aw factor will increase my candy revenue exponentially. And the best part is, she only has one tooth, so I don't have to share."

Steven: [breaks out of the cuteness trance] I’m sorry to be correct, but in Australia, a baby kangaroo is also referred to as a ‘Joey’, which I do believe is a correct term.

Lola: [breaks out of the cuteness trance] "Snap out of it, Lana." [breaks her twin's trance and goes up to Lincoln's door and knocks.] "Lincoln! Clyde! Get your butts out here!"

[The boys open the door and reveal to be dressed as British masters.]

Lola: "I thought you guys were going as Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack."

Steven: Yeah, why aren’t you guys dressed as your favorite superheroes.

Lincoln: "Uh, we are. We're Ace and Jack undercover, trying to crack the cause of the missing crumpets."

Lisa: "Boy, you guys really don't want candy, do you?"

Lincoln: "Yeah, you're right. We probably won't get much this year."

''[The two snicker slyly, but Steven acts a little suspicious, and he looks at Lincoln’s room as he saw what he was actually planning this Halloween. He sees a map of Huntington Manor, a chart showing a full-size candy bar and a fun-size candy bar, and the coordinates chart of the houses they are going to.]''

Steven: [giving a dirty look and thinks] Hmmm.

Lana: "Alright, let's get some candy. Has anyone seen Dad?"

''[They hear someone whimpering off in the distance. Lola groans and barges into the bathroom.]''

Lynn Sr.: [whimpering] "Everything's scary. I don't know why everything's scary."

[Lola opens the shower curtain and finds him in the bathtub.]

Lisa: "Let's go, Father! Chop chop! These candy bags won't fill themselves. Though, I am working on a prototype which will do exactly that."

Lynn Sr.: [nervous] "Uh, sorry, kids. I can't go. I think I have the flu. Or the plague. Or a Charley Horse."

Lola: [exasperated] "Ugh. We go through this every year!"

[The twins grab him as Lisa hops off.]

Lynn Sr.: [screams reluctantly] "I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" [gets dragged off]

Steven: Come on, Mr. Loud! They’re just little kids dressed in their costumes grabbing sweets.

Clyde: [to Lincoln] "Your Dad's doing better this year."

''[They follow. Outside, the kids start chanting candy while Lynn Sr. is terrified of going out. Steven pops out to wave.''

Steven: Have fun kids. Be sure to be back here by nine o’clock.

''[Steven slams the door lightly. Lincoln and Clyde fist bump and prepare to break away from the group.]''

Lola: [suspicious] "Hey, where are you two going?"

Lincoln: "Nowhere. We, uh, just decided to go through the neighborhood counterclockwise this year."

[He and Clyde nervously grin]

Lisa: "Seems like an odd, pointless choice. Much like your costumes."

Lynn Sr.: "Have fun, boys." [sees something on his shirt and freaks out] "AH! Spider web!"

Lola: "It's a loose thread on your shirt." [plucks it off]

Lynn Sr.: "Well, I guess I can't trick-or-treat if my shirt's falling apart, right?"

Lola: [not buying it] "Nice try." [grabs and drags him as he yelps.]

''[The boys run off in their direction. On the intersection of Franklin and Olive, kids are out trick-or-treating as Lincoln and Clyde arrive, but they hear Hank and Hawk laughing and hide in the bush.]''

Hank: "Franklin Avenue. Ha! Score!"

''[He and Hawk put on disturbing baby masks, laugh, and head down Lincoln's street. The boys pop out as soon as they leave.]''

Clyde: [terrified] "Boy, those baby masks sure are creepy."

Lincoln: "Yeah. But little do they know where the real score is. Right, buddy?"

Clyde: "I can't wait to tell Dr. Lopez about this. But should I tell her in group, or wait for our one-on-one?"

Lincoln: "Definitely group. You might inspire someone."

[They head off to the manor.]

To Be Continued...