Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180630055107/@comment-30953185-20180630223606

Lexi: Oh please. Leni was so last year. Call me… Lexi.

Lori: …Lexi? You’re changing your name now?

Lexi: Duh. The name suits me better. Ever since I got these shades, I thought I needed to not only change my looks, but also change my life. From now on, there’s a new loud in this family.

Lori: (facepalms) Oh jeez. Leni, you’re being ridiculous now.

Lexi: Hey, it’s Lexi.

Lori: Whatever. Where did you even buy those clothes anyway?

Lexi: The mall. I just used Vanzilla. Duh!

Lori: (shocked) Wait! You don’t even have a driving license yet! How did you even… you know what… I don’t even want to know. Just get in the house and stop acting like this.

Lexi: Whatevs… [walks upstairs]

Lincoln: What happened to Leni?!

Lori: That’s… Lexi…

Lincoln: Lexi? Is that some new name for Leni or…?

Lori: I don’t even know. It’s just Leni being Leni.

Lincoln: I have a bad feeling about “Lexi”.

Lori: Oh please. You know Leni. She’ll probably forget about all of this tomorrow or something.

A FEW MINUTES LATER

(I'm bounding up the stairs to Lori and Leni's room.)

Me: Leni! Leni! Are you ready to get some ice cream!

(I go inside and see Lexi)

Me: Leni, are you- (Gasps) LENI?!