User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Back in Black

Lincoln was doing his homework at the table.

Building a model of the solar system while he was able.

Lucy came, making him spill fake blood on it,

But they cleaned it up 'cause a Loud doesn't quit.

Rusty and Rocky came over to assist.

Lucy got a crush on Rocky that wouldn't desist.

She dropped her molasses, then started to spy.

Every once in a while, she'd pop up and say, "Sigh".

She spilled fake blood on him and he ran away.

Rusty left to to make sure he was OK.

Linc said, "Why did you make him leave in a rush?".

Lucy admitted that she had a crush,

And she said, "I've been talking about stuff I enjoy.

What is he into?" "Well, I don't know the boy,

Very well," Lincoln said, "But from what I can see,

He just seems regular and normal to me."

Lori said, "Lola, my lipstick is gone!

Did you take it again?" "No, and what's going on?!

My perfume's gone too. Did Leni take it away?"

"No, and a dress of mine's missing today."

They started to argue and Lola smelt perfume.

She followed the smell to Lynn and Lucy's room,

Where Lucy was wearing the makeup and dress.

(Though putting on lipstick was not a success).

She said, "I have a crush and want to look ordinary,

Because I think that my crush thinks I am scary."

Then all nine of her sisters, even Lynn, Lana, and Lily,

Tried to give her makeovers. The first few were too silly,

But with a blonde wig, pink shoes, and a pink dress,

They thought, "That's a look that is sure to impress!".

Lynn broke Linc's model to bring Rusty back.

Lincoln lied that Charles had made the attack.

Lori and Bobby said, "We need two other folk,

To play mini-golf with us and that's not a joke!",

So they brought along Lucy and Rocky as well,

But it was quite awkward as anyone could tell.

Lucy accidentally threw Rocky about,

And so she went home full of sadness and doubt.

Fangs knocked the project down, breaking it again,

So they fixed it at Rusty's house. Unfortunately then,

Rusty passed out when he saw red stuff on his brother.

Luckily that turned out to be another,

Container of fake blood just like Lucy's got.

Linc broke the project once more to give it another shot.

While getting soda, Lucy said, "Why did you balk?".

Rocky said, "I was too nervous to talk."

Then he admitted he thought Lucy was cool,

But Rusty passed out again on their way to school.