User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Undie Pressure

It was raining and all of the kids were inside.

Lily sat down on the floor and she cried.

Lana played in the mud, Leni painted Lori's nails.

Lori and Bobby were on the phone swapping tales.

Luan folded laundry and Lola looked at her face.

Lucy was writing in the fireplace.

Luna listened to music and Lynn Jr. played ball.

Lisa asked for a stool sample and Lori said, "Not at all!"

Lincoln went to read comics in his underpants,

So little Lola started one of her rants:

"Why are you in your undies?! It's driving me mad?!".

"Because when I wear clothes it ends up feeling bad.

Besides, you have habits which annoy me too,

Like Lola, there's all of the mirror-staring you do.

Lori talks to Bobby an awful lot,

And Lisa has that gross poop study she's got.

Lola said, "I know, we'll make it a bet."

Linc said, "If I win, then you'll have to get,

Me a new pair of red underwear."

Lola said, "OK, but if you lose, then I fear,

You'll have to give up reading in your undies for life."

Lincoln agreed that he'd risk all that strife.

So each of the Loud kids could not do their hobby:

Luna couldn't do a British accent and Lori couldn't talk to Bobby.

Lola couldn't look in a mirror and Lana couldn't get muddy.

Lisa could not do a single weird study.

Leni couldn't say, "like", and Lynn couldn't turn,

Mundane things into sports, and the sisters did learn,

That Lucy couldn't scare people in the blink of an eye,

Luan couldn't tell jokes and Lily couldn't cry.

Leni said that she was like going to win,

And Lucy popped up just to get some snark in,

So those two both lost the bet nearly right away,

But the rest were determined to win on that day.

Lynn and Luan said, "Laundry's not a sport,

And there's nothing in it of the humorous sort."

Lana saw Charles and Cliff outside in the rain,

And all of the waiting was driving her insane.

She ran out like a dog, but Lola said, "No!".

So she sat in Charles's bed and wished she could go.

Luna spoke in a Swedish accent instead,

She then snatched the phone, but "Gimme!", Lori said.

Some socks flew through the air and despite giving it all,

She could not to do it, Lynn said, "Basketball!",

And acted like it was one and so she was out.

Lincoln looked for some pants that he couldn't complain about.

Bobby showed up and said, "You didn't answer the phone!".

Lori looked sad to be leaving him alone.

Then she said, "How come you have my leggings on?".

Lincoln said, "So that the itching would be gone."

Lori said, "They ride up," which, unfortunately, they did,

But he didn't give in, he's a determined kid.

Up until now, Luna had tried her best,

But she lost the bet due to an accent contest.

Bobby knocked at the door and Lori shouted his name.

Lincoln said, "Bobby who?" to make Luan lose the game.

She didn't, and Lola tried to push Bobby away,

But he came in and then he had something to say:

"How many Loud sisters does it take to open a door?".

Lana could not stand the wait anymore.

She ran in the mud and started to play.

Then Bobby said, "Sorry I'm late, OK,

It's just I had to wait for a chicken to cross the road."

Luan thought, "If I don't tell jokes, I'll explode!"

And she told some jokes and was out of the game.

Bobby gave her a milkshake, but it was a shame,

'Cause it made her sick and she ran to the john,

And Lisa took a sample of it.... :/ Moving on...

Lincoln decided to wear sweatpants instead.

They didn't ride up. "Let's turn the heat up!" Lola said.

She turned up the thermostat and Lincoln said, "Phew,

It's hot!", then he noticed and said, "I'll fight dirty too."

He polished all the surfaces so Lola could see her face,

Which due to bad makeup was a bit of a disgrace.

She eventually gave in and fixed up her face and hair.

Lincoln said, "I've won the bet fair and square!".

He took off the sweatpants but then thought, "Oh my!

Lily won the bet because she didn't cry!".

Then Lincoln got his victory undies in the mail.

Lola said, "I bought them because if we all fail,

At doing our things how can he quit his?

Let's put up with it no matter how gross it is."