User blog:AustinDR/Battle of the Brats

Truth be told, they'd probably work together to conquer the world. They're both creepy, manipulative little brats who possess antisocial behavior. Both exhibit troubling behavior for a child their age (for instance, Lola attempted to run over Lincoln's leg once, whereas Cartman...well, his list of misdeeds is a mile long). Some possible weaknesses...well, for one, while Cartman is a skilled manipulator, he isn't that much of a fighter. Given the fact that he gets his ass handed to him by Wendy, or how he cries like a baby when Kyle lightly hits him, Lola would possibly outrank him in that regard. As she gets into several fights with her siblings, specifically her twin sister, she could easily wipe the floor with him.

Who would win? Lola Loud Eric Cartman