User blog:AustinDR/Lincoln Reacts to Puppy Monkey Baby

Lincoln: Let's have a looksie at this commercial. I've heard some things about it. It was supposed to be some advertisement for some soft drink if I remember correctly.

(He begins to watch it; he sees three men lazily sitting on the couch.)

Man: Man, I might just chill tonight.

Lincoln: My spirit animal right there.

(Suddenly a door manifests, and a comulgation of a creature walks in, holding a bucket full of Mountain Dew. It's head was a pug, torso a monkey, and abdomen a baby.)

Lincoln: What the (bleep) is that?! Did Lisa have anything to do with this?!

Puppy Monkey Baby: Puppy Monkey Baby!

Lincoln: No! No!

Puppy Monkey Baby: What am I supposed to be staring at?

Puppy Monkey Baby: Puppy Monkey Baby!

(The creature jumps on the table, and knocks the bowl of popcorn to the ground.)

Lincoln: I...don't know what to say on that....

Puppy Monkey Baby: Puppy Monkey Baby!

(It jumps onto one of the men's lap, and crawls up to his face.)

Puppy Monkey Baby: (licking) Puppy....

Lincoln: Bleh!

Puppy Monkey Baby: (licking) Monkey....

Lincoln: Make it stop!

Puppy Monkey Baby: (licking) Baby!

Lincoln: I hope you disinfect your cheek, guy!

(The men start to drink the Mountain Dew, and they go out dancing alongside the Puppy Monkey Baby.)

Lincoln: ......How was this supposed to sell Mountain Dew?!