User blog:Chanyhuman/Space Rhapsody (Genderbent Space Invader)

The fallowing is a Genderbent version of Space Invader

Story

[The Boys are all in the bathroom getting ready to go to bed, while making it pretty crowded to be honest; Loni is brushing his hair, Lane is flossing his teeth, Lexx and Leif are brushing theirs, Leon is taking a little bath in the sink, Loki is applying dots of ointment on her face, Luke is rubbing some purple facial cream to treat acne (maybe), Lars and Lynn are fighting over the toothpaste, and Levi is writing down notes for some reason.]

Luke: *singing* "♫I'm washing' my face, 'cause it makes me feel so beautifu. .♫"

Lane: *gets floss stuck in his braces* "Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words!" *laughs*

Loni: "I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it gorgeous. 34...35...36..."

Loki: "Hey, Loni, how old was that girl that asked you out?"

Leni: *clearly losing count thanks to Loki* "16...17...18..."

[Loki smiles deviously at the audience, hinting it was a little joke.]

Lynn: "Hey! I had the toothpaste first!"

Lars: "No, I did."

Lynn: "Keep your spooky hands off it!"

[While the boys get ready, Linka pops in, looks around and snatches the toothpaste out of Lynn's hand.]

Linka: "I'll take that."

Lynn: "Hey! Learn to share!"

Linka: *accidentally squirts toothpaste onto Leon’s head. She then hands the tube back to Lynn, then talks to the audience.* "Space... the final frontier. As you might imagine, with ten brothers, space is limited." *notices she missed her toothbrush and gets the paste off Leon’s head.] "Everywhere you go, you gotta deal with the crowds. But being the only girl in the family comes with a perk." *enters her room and pauses* "You hear that? Me neither. While my brothers all have to share bedrooms, I get my own. Sure, it's just a converted linen closet, and it’s likely this trop won’t age well, but it's my own space. My own little oasis in the sands of the Loud House, and I wouldn't give it up for the world."

[Before she starts brushing her teeth, at that very moment, a loud thud is made, Linka goes up to Lynn and Lars's room where the other guys are listening; Lynn and Lars are having an argument.]

Lynn: "You're always Mister Gloom and Doom! I mean, would it kill you to smile once in a while?!"

Lars: "Yes, It would."

Linka: "What's going on?"

Loki: "Lars and Lynn are going at it, Again."

Lane: "I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline." *laughs* "Get it? Get it?"

Levi: *recording* "Human subjects seem to be proving Charles Darwin correct."

Loni: "I can't bare to watch!" *puts cucumber slices over his facial mask* "Ah, that's better."

[A jock strap comes flying out of the room and the others duck in time to avoid it.]

Loki: "I'd hate to get in the middle of this one."

Linka: "I totally agree." *goes back to her room as the jock and goth of the family continue their argument; to the audience.* "Another perk to having my own room? I don't have to get involved."

[Before she starts to brush, someone's knocking on her door and it's apparently Lynn holding a pillow.]

Linka: "Hey, Lynn. What's up?"

Lynn: "There's no way I'm staying in the same room with the Duke of Darkness. Can I bunk in your bedroom tonight?"

Linka: "Uh... I'd say yes, but it's not really a bedroom, per se. There's barely enough space for me; tiny, small, cramped."

Lynn: *annoyed* "Ugh... I guess I'll just go sleep in the bathtub."

Linka: "That's a great idea! Problem solved. Goodnight."

[Right before she closes the door, Lynn makes a sad baby doll eyed face.]

Linka: *relieved* "Aah..." *guiltily sighs and opens the door* "All right, you can stay. But just for one night."

Lynn: "Thanks, Linka!" *thrusts out fist*

Linka: *flinches* "Ah!"

Lynn: "Two for flinching!" *playfully punches her arm twice and goes in, laughing. *

Linka: "It's just for one night. What's the worst that could happen?" *enters* "Okay, we'll have to establish a few ground rules. One, keep your hands off my..." *notices Lynn is using her toothbrush. * ... .stuff."

[Lynn spits out the toothpaste into her wastebasket and hands them to her; Linka tosses her toothbrush in there now that someone else had used it.]

Linka: "As I was saying-" [sees Lynn playing with her giant robot action figure and stops her.] "Let's just set this down." [Lynn messes with her doodads.] "Careful!" [Lynn touches her clock.] "Please don't!" [Lynn tosses Bun-Bun in the air.] "Bun-Bun!" *catches her* "You okay? Did the mean boy hurt you?"

Lynn: *looking around; sarcastic* "Wow, I thought you were a tomboy." *serious* "Cause I’m noticing a complete lack of balls in this room." [Linka makes a face of discomfort at that statement.] "No Soccer balls, no footballs, no baseballs, no balls. Good thing I brought my own!" [He dumps his sports balls out of his pillow case onto the floor.]

Linka: *yawns* "Would you look at the time? Let's just turn in and get this night over with."

Lynn: "What do you mean? It's still early, and you have a fun new roommate!"

Linka: "Yeah-"

Lynn: *puts a wrestling mask over Linka’s head* "Lucha Libre!"

Linka: "I can't see anything!"

Lynn: "It's Lunatic Lynn off the third turnbuckle!" *leaps off the foot of Linka's bed*

Linka: "What? What? I can't hear anything, either!"

[Lynn lands a cross body on top of Linka, (yes cross body not body slam, that’s a misconception,) and starts wrestling her to the ground and goes for the pin.]

Lynn: "One, two, three! You're out. Yeah! Lunatic Lynn is El Campeón del

Linka: *fatigued and bruised* "Can we just go to sleep? There's less pain involved."

Lynn: "Not when you're a sleep fighter like me!" *thrusts out fist*

Linka: *flinches* "arm twice and laughs; Linka sighs.]

[Later, the two are ready to go to bed, but as Linka turns off the lights, Lynn starts bouncing a tennis ball off the wall.]

Linka: *irritated* "What are you doing?"

Lynn: "What? It helps me fall asleep."

Linka: "Well, it doesn't help me. Can you knock it off?"

[Lynn throws the ball at Linka’s head and, as they're starting to sleep, lets out a big fart from under the covers and laughs.]

Linka: "Ugh! Lynn!"

Lynn: *pulls the covers over Linka. * "DUTCH OVEN!" [He laughs as Linka cries in distress over the gas he let out; sets her free as she breathes heavily.] "Goodnight, Linka."

Linka: *distressed* "Goodnight..."

[Later, Lynn is snoring so loud and drooling so much, Linka just can't get any sleep and gets out of bed and takes her pillow with her.]

[The next morning, Loki wakes up and goes into the bathroom and gets ready for a shower, but as he turns on the water, someone is already in there and screams over the wet awakening; Loki opens the curtains to see that it's Linka who took Lynn's idea of sleeping in the bathtub.]

Lori: *agitated* "Linka! What are you doing?"

Linka: *more agitated* "Getting my room back." *leaves the bathroom*

Lane: "Mornin', Link. Wet's up?" *chuckles*

[Lynn is getting out of bed and feels refreshed and sees Linka.]

Lynn: "What a great night's sleep. You look terrible." [Linka starts pushing him.] "Hey!"

Linka: "Thank you for staying at Chateau Linka, where we have a one night maximum stay. Thank you." *pushes him back into his own room and goes into her; however off in the distance...*

Lars: "What are you doing here?"

Lynn: "What am I doing here?" *gets kicked out*

Lars: "Get out!"

Lynn: "What do you mean "get out"? Fine! I'll just stay in Linka’s room again! She’s a way cooler roomy, anyway!" *goes back in Linka’s room*

Linka: "But-" [Lynn closes the door] "Lars! Please make up with Lynn!"

Lars: "I'd rather dye my hair and wear pink."

Linka: "But-"[Lars closes the door and Linka sighs.] Linka: *walking to school with Clare* "What do I do, Clare? I can't just kick him out. He is my brother, but he’s invaded my space."

Clare: "Can you blame him for staying, Linka? You're just too good a roommate."

Linka: *gets an idea* "But... what if I was a bad roommate? I've got a plan!" *runs back home*

Clyde: "Wait! ... but we still have school."

Linka: *turns around back to school* "Oh Right. I'll just execute my plan after school."

Lynn: [stepping into Linka room, notices something different about her.] "Linka?" [Linka is now posing a goth stereotype attire, acting like Lars.] Linka: *despondently* "Hey, Lynn. Wanna hear my new poem? It's called "Space". *starts reading* Space: deep, black, endless, like my heart. Space, mine invaded. Torn apart. This is the real me, Lynn. I can understand if you don't want to be my roommate anymore."

Lynn: *upset* "Oh..." *suddenly laughs, surprising Linka* "Oh, that is the best impression of Lars ever!" *wraps her around his arm* "You are so funny, roomy!" *laughs some more*

[Linka chokes under his wrap; another sleepless night for her; the next night, as Lynn enters...]

Linka: "Campeón del Mundo! Loca Linka!" *with her wrestling mask on, surprise attacks Lynn and pins him down. * "One, two, three! You're out! Yeah! Rah! Whoo!"

Lynn: "Hey, that's cheating. I like the way you think!"*laughs*

[Linka sighs and has to put up with him some more; later, she lets out a really big fart like Lynn did before and pulls the covers over him.]

Linka: "DUTCH OVEN!" *laughs as Lynn cries in distress this time. *

Lynn: *furious* "That is it!" [He gets out of bed and leaves, making Linka smile believing her plan finally worked and she has his space back, along with the fact she no longer has to deal with him, but then returns with all his stuff; cheerful.] "You really are the best roommate ever! I'm moving in! Permanently!"

[Linka will now have to face sleepless nights with Lynn as her roommate, FOREVER!! Dun! Dun!]

[The next morning, another showering awakening occurs caused by Loki; Linka walks out of the bathroom and notices Lars bouncing one of Lynn's balls on the wall.]

Lars: "Sigh..."

Linka: "Good morning, Lars."

Lars: *denial* "Ball? What ball?" *tosses the ball away, but then it hits his head.*

[Linka starts getting suspicious as she finds Lynn sighing sadly while reading Lars’s poetry.]

Linka: "Good morning, Lynn."

Lynn: *denial* "Book of Lars’s poems?" *tosses the book away* "What book of Lars's poems?"

[The book hits his head; Linka is extra curious about this.]

Linka: *walking with Clare now more exhausted* "I know they miss each other. I just need to figure out a way to get them to make up."

Clare: "Nothing brings two opposites together like a nice dinner. Good food, good conversation, romance is in the air..." [She starts having one of her Loki fantasies]

Linka: "Romance?"

Clare: "Huh? Oh. I was just daydreaming about a date with your brother, Loki. What were you saying?"

Linka: "That's a great idea, though, minus the romance. They'll be so caught up in dinner, that they'll forget all about the fight, make up, and I'll get my room back! Time to execute my plan! *runs back home, but then turns back around* After school. Right."

[Later that night, Linka puts her plan into action; she slips two little invitations into specific spots: one in Lars’s poetry book and the other under her door; as she goes to hide, the two get the invitation and understood why they're there and decide to get the dinner over with; after a long pause.]

Lucy & Lynn: "I'm glad you finally wanna apologize to me." *angry* "What? Me apologize to you? You're here to apologize to me!"

[Linka realizes her plan is now backfiring as they are about to go at it yet again.]

Lars: "You are absolutely crazy."

Lynn: "What? Are you crazy? Absolutely not!"

Lars: "I don't understand why you think this is my fault!"

Lynn: "I mean, really!"

Lars: "You are absolutely wrong."

Lynn: "Just respect the space!"

[The argument grabs the attention of the other brothers.]

Loki: "Yikes. I'd sure hate to get in the middle of that."

Linka: *realizing what she must do* "Yeah, but... sometimes, you have to." *goes in their room*

Lars: "It's just ridiculous."

Lynn: "I'm not the one who started it! You're the one who started it!"

Lars: "Please."

Lynn: "Don't even get me started!"

Linka: "HOLD IT!" *gets their attention* "Guys, I made this dinner so that you two would make up."

[The feuding roommates are offended.]

Lynn: "You did this?"

Lars: "Why?"

Linka: "Because I realize even though it must be tough to have to share a space all the time, especially if your roommate can a bit frustrating, I know you miss each other, but you're just too stubborn to admit it."

[The two then see what she means.]

Lars: "I guess I do have trouble sleeping without a ball banging against the wall." Lynn: "... And I guess I do miss hearing you sigh heavily as you write your poems."

Linka: "See? Now you two make up, because if I have to spend one more night with "Snorezilla" over here, I'm going to go insane!" [Lynn throws a meatball at her.]

Lars: "Ha! Nice throw."

Lynn: "You like that?" *throws another one at Linka. *

[Linka throws it back and Lynn ducks and it hits Lars instead and Lynn laughs at it and Lars hits him with one into his mouth.]

Lars: "Ha ha."

[The two of them grab some spaghetti and look like they're about to take their fight to a whole new level.]

Linka: *worriedly* "Uh-oh..."

[But the fight is more for their enjoyment than their frustration and they start laughing. Linka joins in on the food fight.]

Loki: "Well... I'm outsies."

Lane: "Yeah. It's way pasta our bedtime." *laughs*

[The other sisters just sigh at Lane’s pun as they head off to bed; the food fight is now over and the 50/50 tomboy, the jock, and the goth are satisfied.]

Lynn: "So, I can move back in?"

Lars: "Nothing would make me happier."

Lynn: *thrusts out fist* "Two for flinching!" [Lars, however didn't flinch.] "Dang! It never works on you."

[They hug.]

Lars: "I'm glad we made up, but there's no way we can sleep here tonight."

[They made quite a big mess from their food fight, it even got all over their beds.]

Lars & Lynn: "Linka?"

[Linka’s room]

Linka: *to the audience* "Space... the final frontier. Sure, I'm lucky enough to have a room to call my own, but in the Loud House, we all know when we need to share."

[It's revealed that both Lynn AND Lars are sleeping with Linka in her room tonight until they have time to clean up the mess they made.]

Linka: "But just for one night!" *puts on her Loca Linka mask* "Buenas noches!" (Good night!)

Trivia 


 * Yes, I know. Linka’s room looks similar to Lincoln’s. I wanted to depict Linka’s personality similar to her genderbent counterpart. I also wanted to make sure that genderbent characters don’t have the same personalities as they did in “One of the Boys.
 * The original was written by Chris Savino.
 * Tip: Don’t believe in the phrase “helping by not helping” ether help or help not. Also, sometimes you just have to interfere with toxic roommates, teaching them see past there pet peeves.
 * Please support the official release.