User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Space Invader

Everyone was getting ready for bed.

"I'm happy I don't have a roommate," Linc said,

But then Lynn and Lucy had a huge fight,

Which made Lynn want to bunk with Lincoln for the night.

Lincoln was unsure but he let Lynn stay.

It was just for one night-- it must be OK.

She touched all his stuff and dumped balls on the floor,

So Lincoln said, "I don't want to play anymore!

I'm going to bed now," but Lynn was wide awake.

She wanted Luche Libre, Lincoln thought, "For Pete's sake!".

When Lincoln and Lynn got into bed,

She snored really loudly. "Lynn, stop it!" Linc said,

But she did a Dutch oven and slobbered a riot,

So Linc moved to the bathroom where it was clean and quiet.

The very next morning, Lori tried to take a shower,

But Lincoln was in there, which made Lori glower.

Lynn Jr. and Lucy were still mad at each other,

So Lynn still wanted to bunk with her brother.

This annoyed Lincoln but Lucy insisted,

That she'd rather wear pink than let the brawl be desisted.

Lincoln walked to school, looking rather less tired,

(He must've caught up on sleep) and then he got inspired.

That night, he was gloomy and somberly dressed,

But Lynn thought he was impersonating Lucy and was impressed.

Then, Lincoln decided to do what Lynn did:

Play Luche Libre and be a rude kid.

However, Lynn decided she liked him that way,

So she brought in her things and decided to stay.

The next morning, Lincoln woke in the shower once more,

Thinking sleeping in the tub was a bit of a bore.

He noticed that Lucy was playing with Lynn's ball,

And Lynn read her poems, but they both denied it all.

This time, on his way to school, Linc did look tired,

But he still had the ability to get inspired.

He set the stubborn sisters up with a fancy meal,

But when the girls saw it they said, "Are you for real?!",

And started a food fight, but Lincoln said, "Hey!,

I did this for you so you'd make up, OK?".

The two girls made up but their room was a mess,

So they shared with Lincoln, but he said, "It's fine, I guess."