User blog:THELOUDHOUSEFANATIC/Fanfiction - Cracking The Case

My 25th fanfiction, work in progress! Title credit goes to AnimationFan15.

Lori Loud was preparing for her 1 year anniversary date with Bobby.

-Can you believe it Leni?!-Lori asked happily.-A full year of me and my Boo Boo bear!

-I'm totes happy for you!-Leni said.-How do you like this dress I made for my date tonight?

-That's gorgeous!-Lori exclaimed.-I'm literally wearing that for my date with Bobby tonight.

-No, I'm wearing this for my date tonight, there isn't anything else to wear.-Leni said.

-Is your date to celebrate a year of dating?-Lori asked.

-No.-Leni answered.

Lori takes the dress from her.

-Then your day isn't as important!-Lori said.

Lori goes back to preparing, when Luna plays on her guitar loudly, irritating Lori. Lori goes into the room.

-You need to keep it down!-Lori yelled.

Lori plugs headphones into the amp, and places them on Luna's head. She turns it up to super max, and begins playing the guitar, making Luna scream.

-Stop!-Luna yelled.

Lori takes the earphones off.

-I need to prepare, and your noise is a distraction!-Lori yelled.

Lori hits the amp, and it breaks.

-Yeah Luna!-Luan continued.-Lori has been dating for this moment her whole life!

Lori groans.

-She wants her one year anniversary to be the datest night of her life!-Luan said.

Lori groans again.

-It must've been date that she and Bobby fell in love!-Luan exclaimed.

-Haha.-Lori joked.-You want to know what I think of your jokes?

A ruckus is heard in Luna and Luan's room, Luan runs out covering her eyes.

-And that's what I think of your jokes!-Lori finished.

Lori walks back into her room, but a rogue ball from Lynn's pitching machine hits one of Lori's "special occasion" high heels, breaking the heel off. Lori goes in the room to confront Lynn.

-Lynn, do you know what you just did with your pitching machine?-Lori asked.

-No.-Lynn answered.

-You broke my heel!-Lori answered.-This is to teach you not to break my stuff!

Lori drops the broken piece into the machine, it goes haywire and starts pitching baseballs everywhere, eventually one hits Lynn in the eye.

-Oww!-Lynn said trying not to cry.

-Lori, what rhymes with twister?-Lucy asked.

-Mister.-Lori answered.

-I already have that.-Lucy said.

-How about blister?-Lori suggested.

-Already have it.-Lucy said.

-How about annoying, irritating, pest goth sister!-Lori yelled.

-I don't have that.-Lucy answered sadly.

Lori left, but the twins fight and distract her.

-She got mud in my makeup!-Lola yelled.

-She got makeup in my mud!-Lana yelled.

Lori picks both of them up, tosses them into their room and locks the door.

-I'll let you out when you learn to get along!-Lori said.

Lori tries to get back to her room, but Lisa sets off an explosion.

-Perhaps a little too much acid.-Lisa commented.

-No more chemicals under till you learn to use them responsibly!-Lori yelled taking the chemicals from Lisa.

-Itty diaper!-Lily exclaimed to say her diaper was chafing.

-Oh, is your diaper itchy?-Lori asked.

Lily nods.

-Well I don't have the time to deal with "itty diaper" right now!-Lori said.

Lily sucks on a pacifier to avoid crying.

Lori finally tries to make it back to her room, but Lincoln comes out of his room. Before he even opens his mouth Lori says.

-Listen twerp, I don't feel like having you interfere too!-Lori yelled.-So don't ask for anything, don't talk to me for any reason, and keep me away from your stupid friend, and out for your stupid life!

-I was just gonna say hi Lori.-Lincoln said walking back into his room.

Lori finishes getting ready, and leaves for the date, all her siblings glare at her. While she's on the date, a crack is heard in the loud house. Lori returns home and picks up her phone to see the front screen is completely shattered.

-No!!-Lori screamed.

TO BE CONTINUED.