Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180504020519/@comment-32202721-20180508014231

''Lola: Uh, yeah! The person you brought!''

''Lincoln: Woah, woah, woah! You guys actually thought I brought him here?''

''Lola: Uh-huh! The door was locked last night and all of us girls were asleep! How else could he be brought in!?''

''Lincoln: Guys! Look, Martin, that guy with the red afro, is not my friend! He is a stalker who ruined my life ever since he became the new student in my class! He got me in trouble, followed me around, refused to let me sit with my REAL friends, and even humiliate me! I tried to tell Mrs. Johnson, Principal Huggins, and your parents about what happened, but they didn't believe me! So... Do you guys believe me?''

MrTyeDye: I'm going to be genuinely surprised if they do.

(The girls then look at each other, and then look back at Lincoln)

Lola: Eh, he's just being a phoney. Let's kick him out!

MrTyeDye: Aaaand they don't. How can an story be so bizarre and so predictable at the same time?