User blog:007Jamesdean/Loud and Ninjas

Me, Lincoln, Laney, Naruto, Sakura and Fu are in the Simulator.

Varie, Lana & Lola, Sasuke and Lisa are in the control room.

The Simulator activated and we are in the Leaf village on the day Naruto tries for a 3rd time to become a genin. Naruto has improved greatly ever since I revealed everything to him. I taught Naruto lots of good things and he improved in all the shinobi fields. He even learned stuff never before thought possible.

Same with Sakura and Fu.

We are in the academy waiting for Iruka-Sensei to show up.

Me: So this is the Leaf Ninja Academy.

Naruto: Yep. This is where we had to start in order to become a shinobi.

Sakura: In order to become a shinobi we have to take a test to see if we qualify to become a Genin.

Me: I see.

Lincoln: This is totally new for me. So you'll have to walk us through it.

Laney: Me too.

Naruto: Okay.

The kids started walking in and started getting settled in.

In came Sasuke Uchiha himself and this was an extremely evil version of himself.

He looked at me and he had a look of pure hate, overconfidence, arrogance and evil directed at me and Naruto.

We ignore him.

Naruto: [Whispers] I can't believe Sasuke is that evil.

Me: [Whispers] Just ignore him little brother. He'll get what's coming to him in time.

Lincoln: [Whispers] This Sasuke must be extremely evil.

Laney: [Whispers] Yeah. I can feel it.

Sakura: [Whispers] It's all right guys. This Sasuke is gonna get it in time.

Fu: [Whispers] It's just a matter of time.

Iruka-sensei and Mizuki came in.

I look at Mizuki.

Me: [In my head] I forgot about him and today's the day he tricks Naruto into stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing.

Iruka: All right class. Today is the genin exam.

They start with the Written Test. On it was a series of questions.

Me: [whispering] Interesting questions.

I go through them 1 at a time and answer them all right.

I notice a chakra signal on Naruto's Paper. Naruto could tell there was a genjutsu on his test and he got rid of it and he looked at me and I gave him the thumbs up.

Lincoln and Laney figured it all out.

Sakura and Fu got all the answers right.

Me: Iruka-sensei, I'm done.

Naruto: Me too.

We finished ten minutes in.

Iruka: That was quick you two. Take a break and wait while everyone else finishes.

Me and Naruto pull out some books.

I was reading a book on Fire Magic and Naruto was reading a book on Sealing Jutsu.

As I was reading, I saw Mizuki come in and he handed Sasuke a pre-written test with all the correct answers on it.

Me: [In My Head] So that's his little game. Sasuke is cheating. Wait till the 3rd Hokage hears about this.

I send a message to him telepathically.

20 minutes later the Written Test was done and we were now in the Weapons Test.

Iruka: All right. Time for Shuriken and Kunai. First up, J.D. Knudson.

I walk up and take the weapons and threw them all at the training post and it hit their mark on the Head, Arms, Legs, Chest, Feet and even the crotch.

Me: There are more points to hit than just the heart. The key is to immobilize your opponent so they can't attack or get away. You hit the legs, they can't run. You hit the hands they can't use jutsu. If they have visual jutsu you hit the eyes. An immobile and sightless shinobi is a dead shinobi.

Iruka was floored.

Iruka: That's... That's true. Well done J.D. You get a perfect score and bonus points for identifying other key points to hit.

I bow and Naruto is up.

I manage to see something attached to the kunai and shuriken Naruto has.

I spotted little chakra strings attached to them and they were being controlled by Mizuki.

Me: [In my head] Not so fast, Mizuki.

I cut the strings with my telepathy and Naruto threw the Shuriken and Kunai and hit them all in the same spots as me.

Me: [In My Head] I'm watching you Mizuki. You're not hurting my little brother on my watch.

Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney got the same scores.

Everyone elses scores varied.

In the Taijutsu part Iruka had the class divided by Boys VS Boys and Girls VS Girls. The Civilian girls were pathetic and they were in more like a catfight than a real fight.

Sakura won against Ino and Fu won against a random fangirl.

Laney won against a random fangirl.

Me and Naruto were facing Sauke.

Sasuke: You both should give up and quit. There's no way you can beat me, an Uchiha. We are the elite and the best there is.

Me: Are you done yapping or are we gonna fight?

I vanish from sight and reappear in front of Sasuke and punch him in the face with powerful force and kick him in the chest and punch him in the mouth and I dealt him a huge number of punches and kicks to his face and body and I kick him in the stomach and send him flying toward a training post.

Naruto kicked him in the back of the head and Sasuke belched out a big amount of blood along with some of his teeth.

Iruka: This is incredible. Their teamwork is amazing and they're overwhelming Sasuke.

Me and Naruto do a combined punch and punch him in the face and Sasuke went flying and he crashed into a cart full of melons.

Iruka: Winners, J.D. and Naruto.

Everyone but Sasuke's fanclub cheered.

Sasuke's Fanclub screamed bloody murder.

Lincoln was facing Kiba and he won with ease.

In the Jutsu part we demonstrated the jutsu we know.

Me: This one is a little destructive so you may want to hold on to something.

I focus on a training post and cup my hands to my side.

Me: '''KA! ME! HA! ME! HA!!!!'''

I thrust my hands forward and a blue beam of energy fires from my wrists at the training post and it hit it and obliterated it in a huge explosion.

When the smoke cleared all that was left of the training post was a small black charred crater. Everyone was floored.

Iruka: What was that.

Me: That was the Kamehameha Wave. A blast of Ki.

Iruka was flabbergasted.

Iruka: Ki!? That's impossible! No ninja alive has ever been able to utilize the Physical Component of Chakra.

Me: Not until now. Me, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney can use Ki. And we can use Spirit Energy and Chakra. Ki is far more destructive than Chakra and it possesses enough power to destroy an entire planet. But luckily I have full control over my power. I have another technique.

I hold out my right hand and form a sword made of pure black and green fire.

Me: SWORD OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!

I slash another training post into a thousand pieces and they were incinerated in seconds.

Me: This is one of my Spirit Energy techniques, Sword of the Darkness Flame. It forms a sword made of pure fire from the Netherworld and it's hotter than the surface of the Sun. Anything it cuts through will be incinerated in an instant.

Iruka and the class were flabbergasted.

Iruka: That's insane. I never even knew you were capable of all that.

Me: Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney have the ability to do so too. Here's another one.

I envelope myself in an aura of Lightning and channel it into my hand and it made the sound of birds chirping.

Me: LIGHTNING STYLE: CHIDORI MISSILE!

I fire a beam of lightning from my hand and it pierces through the last training post and it exploded with incredible power.

It was reduced to nothing but toothpicks.

Iruka: Wow! You invented a variation of Kakashi's Chidori?

Me: Yes. It's called Lightning Style: Chidori Missle. The Chidori when you use it relies on extreme speed and creates a tunnel vision effect on the user. So I invented a way to get around that. By turning it into a ranged assassination jutsu.

Iruka: That's incredible. You earned extra credit for this great demonstration.

Naruto decided to demonstrate a jutsu.

Naruto channeled Chakra into his right hand and it spiraled around very fast and Naruto channeled Lightning and Wind Chakra into it and it became a pitch black Rasengan crackling with thunder and Lightning.

Naruto: STORM STYLE: RASENGAN!

Naruto slammed it into the ground and it became a be thunderstorm crackling with loud thunder that shattered all the windows near the academy.

Iruka and the class were covering their ears.

When it died down, Naruto came back.

Iruka: [Shocked] Naruto you know the 4th Hokage's Jutsu?

Naruto: I do Iruka-Sensei and I completed it. It's a Triple S-Rank secret.

Iruka: I understand.

Sakura demonstrated her Earth Style: Earth Dragon, Fu used Water Style: Water Dragon, Lincoln demonstrated his Lightning Powers and Laney demonstrated her Plant Powers.

In the Ninjutsu test, we did the 3 Ninjutsus: Transformation, Substitution and Clone.

Iruka: Okay, J.D. First do the Transformation Jutsu.

Me: Okay. Let me see here. Ooh! I know.

I transform into Tobirama Senju the 2nd Hokage.

Iruka: Great job J.D. Bonus points for no handsigns. Now do the Substitution.

Me: Okay. Ready bro? Naruto is gonna help me with this one is that okay?

Iruka: That's fine just as long as it's part of the test.

Naruto: Ready.

I stand ready and Naruto threw a Paper Bomb with the kanji for spicy on it and I substitute with Mizuki and the Paper Bomb exploded and Hot Sauce splashed onto Mizuki's face and into his eyes.

Mizuki: [In pain] AAAHHH!!! My Eyes!

The Entire class was laughing at him. Except for Sasuke.

Iruka saw me on the desk.

Iruka: What was that?

Me: Our patent pending Hot Sauce Paper Bomb. We made lots of different paper bombs that do different things.

I pull out lots of different Paper Bombs and they have different Kanji on each of them.

Me: I have one for, Acid, Lava, Garbage, Toxic Waste and the list goes on.

Iruka: You guys thought of everything. Now do the Clone Jutsu.

Me: Okay. I can't do the regular Clone so here's a different version. FIRE STYLE: CLONE!

A bunch of flames appeared and became copies of me.

Iruka popped one and they exploded into a huge pillar of fire.

Iruka: Whoa! These are like Shadow Clones!

Me: Whenever they pop, they explode with the power of 2 pounds of Napalm.

Iruka: That's deadly. But you pass.

Everyone cheers for me and I take a headband and put it on my arm.

Naruto transformed into his dad

I threw a bear trap Paper Bomb at him and Naruto substituted with Sasuke and it exploded and a Bear Trap snapped onto Sasuke's butt.

He screamed in huge pain.

We all laugh at him and Iruka takes the trap off.

Naruto used Shadow Clone and passes.

Sakura, Fu, Lincoln and Laney pass too.

The simulator fast forwarded to the day of team placements.

TBC