User blog:Nflemingful/Down with the Fat Girl and the President Impostor

Down with the Fat Girl and the President Impostor

Note: This takes place during 007JamesDean's Griffin Humiliation

It all starts out in my house, in the living room, I was watching some TV until something picked up somewhere in a small town in Colorado.

Me: What's going on?

News Reporter: We interrupt this program, that some fat girl named Heidi Turner and the president impostor, also known as Mr. Garrison started terrorizing the town, including South Park Elementary into fear.

Me: Heidi?! Mr. Garrison?! What are they doing anyway?

I turn off the television and I decided to contact Lynn, Leni, and Clyde to join me on a mission to take out both Heidi and Garrison.

At the McBride Residence, Clyde acknowledged my call and is ready for the mission.

Clyde: I don't understand what's happening in South Park, Nick? It sure was a great town!

Me: I know, man! This can be intense! Now let's get to Lynn and Leni!

At the mansion, Leni and Lynn also knew my call and is ready to go.

Leni: Why did Heidi have to be so mean?

Me: Maybe she became almost as fat as Eric Cartman.

Lynn: (gasps) So she is starting to become him! Not on my watch! (cracks knuckles)

Clyde: And Mr. Garrison was a teacher of South Park Elementary until he got fired.

Me: Indeed! By PC Principal!

Leni: I thought PC was a computer!

Me: No, Leni! PC Principal has some sort of criminal records he's done in the past: Assault and Battery, Hazing, Abuse, and Murder.

Leni: (gasps) How could he do such a thing to fire a teacher?

Lynn: He such a pro at it!

Me: Of course it is! Now we have a mission to take care of!

We went out to South Park, Colorado.

Heidi: [Heidi grabs White's gun] This was all your fault! [She points the gun at Cartman] You controlled me and manipulated me and turned me into this!

Cartman: Baby, put down the guy, sweetheart, okay?

Heidi:I used to be kind. I used to be caring. But then you... you... No. Not you. Me. I did this. I let being a victim become a way of life. If you always make yourself the victim, you can justify being awful. Eric... I'm sorry. I'm breaking up with you.

Cartman:Honey, don't be ridiculous.

Heidi:I've been ridiculous. I have to learn to stop feeling sorry for myself.

Cartman:Heidi, you are not breaking up with me.

Heidi: Yes, I am. It's over.

Cartman: I'm afraid I can't let you do that, sweetheart!

We arrived

Me: Inazuma! Hya! (I fired a blast at Heidi and she hits the wall) Not so fast Heidi Turner! Looks like your life is about to end!

Heidi: Who are you guys?

Me: We are the Redemption Squad! So we're gonna stop you and Mr. Garrison from terrorizing the town.

Heidi: I heard a lot about you! You are friends with that J.D. Knudson guy are you?

Lynn: Of course we are! You're going down, Heidi!

Heidi: Oh, it's on!

Lynn punches Heidi in the face even Eric is amused.

Cartman: Chick fight! That's awesome!

Clyde: Hi, my name is Clyde McBride!

Cartman: Nice to meet you! I'm Eric Cartman!

Kyle: I'm Kyle!

Stan: I'm Stan!

Butters: My name is Leopold Stotch! But everyone calls me "Butters"!

Kenny: (muffled) Hi my name is Kenny McCormick!

Leni: I'm Leni Loud!

Me: My name is Nick! (I see Lynn fighting Heidi) And this is Lynn! She is still fighting Heidi to get rid of the gun.

Clyde: What just happened?

Randy: Well the president is starting terrorize our children throughout town.

Leni: I thought America already has a president!?

Me: Well you certainly have a point, Leni! Mr. Marsh, how did this happened?!

Bob White: We put him in a cage for terrorizing the town and our children.

Mr. Garrison has escaped.

Kyle: He's gone!

Me: No need to worry! We'll stop him and give him his job back as a school teacher.

Stan: We're on it!

Me: Leni, you and Stan come with me. Clyde, Kyle, and Kenny, you guys make sure the others are safe!

We head out to the woods while the other three stayed behind along with the fight Lynn and Heidi

Lynn: (throws rocks at Heidi, who dodged to avoid getting hit and takes out her gun) Why are you doing this Heidi?

Heidi: Because Eric broke up with me and I just want to kill him!

She shoot two shots from her but Lynn shields herself with a rock shield. Lynn throws it and disarms her from her weapon, but Clyde uses his time ray to incinerate the gun.

Lynn: Thanks Clydesdale!

Clyde: You're welcome!

Cartman: Heidi, you just want to get over your selfish mind by turning into me in the process.

Heidi: Yes! And you manipulated me into using everyone we knew against me.

Lynn: No he didn't mean to!

Cartman: Just because I love Lynn now, Heidi! And you are a total mean (censored).

Heidi: WHAT?! (starts to attack Eric by choking him but Lynn threw a boulder at her to save her new boyfriend)

Lynn: Are you OK, Eric?

Cartman: Thanks, I owe you one!

He escapes the battlefield to join Clyde and the others.

Meanwhile in the forest, we began our search for Garrison to put a stop to terrorization

Leni: Oh poor teacher must have got fired from disrespecting the Canadians.

Me: It's true! He nuked Toronto by wiping them all out.

Stan: Kyle told me about his actions from what happened at school.

Me: Well we have to try to stop him. (hears something) Hmm?!

Leni: Why are we stopping?

Me: I think it might be him.

Something comes from a tree. But it turns out to be Ike, Kyle's Canadian little brother.

Stan: Ike, what are you doing here?

Ike: To stop president from terrorizing us.

Me: Well looks like you could tag along. Anyway, my name's Nick!

Leni: And I'm Leni!

Ike: Oh, hi!

Something is rustling in the distance.

Me: It must be him! Get ready!

We are on his tracks and preparing to take him down. Mr. Garrison emerges from the bushes and startles in front of us.

Mr. Garrison: Oh I'm sorry, guys! I was on my way back to the White House and I got lost in the woods.

Me: Are you Mr. Garrison of South Park Elementary?

Mr. Garrison: Yes I am! And I use to be a teacher until I git fired!

Leni: Oh you poor guy! Let us help you out!

Stan: Please just stop terrorizing the town. We want you back as a teacher.

Mr. Garrison: Look I'm sorry. I just wanted to destroy all of Canada and (censored) them to death.

We gasp in shock about what happened in Toronto.

Leni: (shocked) How could you do such a horrible thing?

Me: Yeah! Toronto is one of Canada's largest cities in the world!

Leni: So we're gonna take you down.

We fired some slime and gravity at Garrison so he cannot escape.

Me: We got! Let's go back to the others.

Stan: Oh my god, how did you get powers?

Me: From gods and godesses from all over the world! I have the Slime of Ekhidna and the Fangs of the Dragon.

Leni: And I have the Globe of Atlas and Amazon Transformation.

Back with Lynn, Clyde, and Heidi.

Lynn: Game over, Heidi! Your time is up!

Heidi: No, I will not give up until I start taking you down with Eric!

She takes out her gun, holding both Lynn and Clyde gunpoint.

Clyde: Oh, no! She's got another gun!

Heidi: That's right, Clyde! You two shall dead along with my ex-boyfriend, Eric!

Me, Leni and Stan emerge from the woods with the captured Mr. Garrison, seeing Heidi with another gun. However, I took out Byakko and ran to the scene.

Me: Cleaving Wind! (The purple wind hits her and flew her towards the tree)

Heidi: You again with one of your weapons!

Me: Serves you right, Turner! Something you wouldn't understand about superpowers.

Stan: Lynn, Clyde, what do you have?

Lynn: I got my powers from the Earthquake of Guabencex.

Clyde: And I have the Clock of Chronos.

Heidi has us at gunpoint until Leni fire a gravity beam at her hands, disarming her, while I fired a ball of slime at the gun and Clyde destroys it with his time ray.

Me: You have just lost this time, Heidi!

Heidi: NOOOOO!!!!

Leni: What are we gonna do with her and Mr. Garrison?

Me: Send Heidi to reform school. And Garrison to an insane asylum.

Lynn: We did it!

We finally liberated South Park from Heidi and Mr. Garrison's wrath from terrorizing the citizens until we plan on destroying it because of a major corruption. Heidi is now in reform school. And Mr. Garrison is in a South Park Institution Center. Eric and Lynn are now in love until Heidi returns to her former self.

Me: Our job is done. Let's head home!

Leni, Lynn, and Clyde: All right!

Later in the living room, we were watching the news along with J.D., Lincoln, and the others.

J.D.: So how did your recon mission go?

Me: It went pretty well!

Clyde: Yeah I agree with you!

Lori: So Lynn, you were literally fighting Heidi for Eric, who nearly manipulated her for breaking up with him.

Lynn: Yeah I took it to her!

Cartman: You saved my life, babe! (kisses her)

Leni: Aww! So cute!

Lincoln: And Mr. Garrison was a former elementary school teacher for his students.

Me: Indeed he was.

Laney: He and Heidi are such total losers.

Luan: You said it! Losing is a sudden joke! (laughs) Get it?

We all laugh

Luna: And I heard that Heidi is almost as fat as you, Eric.

Cartman: This is why I am with Lynn now.

Lana: And Mr. Garrison is such a boneheaded idiot president impostor.

Lola: His skin is totally orange if you asked me.

Lila: I heard that he nuked Toronto by killing these poor citizens.

Leni: We just stopped him from going back to the White House.

Me: We sure did, Leni! We sure did!

THE END
Gotta give Trey Parker and Matt Stone for creating South Park back in 1997 when it premiered. This is based on "Splatty Tomato" when Heidi was threatening to kill Eric by shooting until we stopped her from doing that.