User blog:EwImTrash/Finally, a Big Brother! (A Fanfiction by EwImTrash)

I love Lucy too much to not make a fanfiction bout Lincoln adjusting to new life as a big brother. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: The Big News
Rita sighed, walking down the stairs with Lynn Sr.

"We should have told them earlier! Nine months in? Really, Lynn?" Rita said.

Lynn rolled hid eyes and wrapped his arm around his big-bellied wife. "You're right, you're right."

Rita teared up. Pregnancy made her emotional. "I mean, I could have the baby anytime now!"

Lynn shushed her. "C'mon, let's just go tell the kids."

The headed down to the kitchen, where young Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr, and Lincoln ate microwave dinners. They didn't notice their parents at first.

"Mom has gained a lot of weight," young Lori muttered to Leni.

Leni nodded, then swallowed her food. "Must be her weird food cravings."

Luan scooted over to them in her chair. "And it seems like mom's in pain when she laughs at my jokes."

Luna also butted in. "She's also really emotional when I play her a slow song I wrote. She bursts into tears."

Lynn Sr laughed at this for a while before Rita nudged him. He loudly cleared his throat.

The girls stopped chatting and looked at their parents.

Rita smiled. "I have some news."

The girls muttered excitedly to each other.

Rita grinned even brighter now. "I'm pregnant!"

Lori turned red with joy. "OH MY GOSH! YES!"

Leni fainted. Luna and Luan clasped each other hands and jumped up and down. Lynn Jr ran over to Rita and put her ear to her large stomach.

Rita kissed Lynn Jr's head and sat down in a chair. "Aren't you excited, Lincoln?" She asked her son.

He looked down and nodded. He raced to his room.

Rita groaned with pain.

Lori sat in the chair next to her. "Mom? Are you okay?"

Lynn Sr massaged his wife.

Rita groaned again. Her face turned red. She looked at her husband. "I'm having the baby."

Luna went still. "WHAT?!" This time, she was the one who fainted.

"Lori, get Lincoln. Luan, Lynn, drag Luna and Leni to the car!" Lynn Sr ordered.

The girls did as told, and soon they were speeding to the hospital.

Chapter 2: Here Comes the Baby
Lynn Sr took a sharp turn.

"Not so fast!" Rita yelled.

At another turn, Lincoln started to cry. Luan tried to cheer him up with her funny nose and glasses.

Leni woke up. "Where am I?"

Lori smiled at her. "Mom's having the baby! Right now!"

Leni clapped. "Great timing! I'm starting to make a blue baby outfit with my new sewing machine!"

Lincoln stopped crying. "Can I get a shirt? Make it orange! I'm tired of wearing pink girl shirts!"

Leni frowned. "First, I need to find my sewing machine? Who's room is this?"

Lori, Luna, and Luan face-palmed.

Lynn Sr stopped outside the hospital with a screech. "MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW YOU --"

Rita covered his mouth just in time. Two doctors raced out and helped her out. Lynn Sr parked, and took his children to the waiting room.

"You guys wait right here. I've have to help your mother." he told them. "Lori's in charge." With that, he raced to his wife.

The children could hear her screams of pain. Leni fainted.

"Dudes, you think mom's okay in there?" Luna asked.

Lincoln started to cry again.

Luna smiled. "Don't worry, I have a song that'll cheer you up."

She began to sing a lullaby to Lincoln and her sisters, that lulled them all the sleep.

Chapter 3: Little Lucy Loud
A calming voice woke them up. Rita's doctor. He lead them to their sleeping mother.

While Lori and Leni stayed by her, Luan, Luna, Lynn raced over the the baby. Lincoln sat in a chair.

Luna cooed. "She's so adorable."

Luan adjusted her funny nose and glasses. "Her hair is black? How?"

Lynn looked at Lincoln's hair. "His is white."

They all shrugged.