User blog:007Jamesdean/No More Evil Babysitters

In the Living Room me, Varie, Vince, Aylene, Woody, Riley, Yuko, Star, Marco, Dawn, Jessie B., Naruto and the girls, Lilly, Eddy, Kate, Starfire, Raven, Terra, Volcana, my children, Janeen, and the Loud Kids were watching TV and reading books when a new report came on.

News Announcer: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this special report.

News Reporter: Last night notorious evil babysitter Icky Vicky has escaped from Dimmsdale Maximum Security Prison. She was found guilty of murdering 20 people, attempted murder and assault and battery and was sentenced to 20 life sentences without parole plus 923 years for her crimes. She is an evil babysitter to the core and has been known to abuse and kill small children under the age of ten. She ruled over her family with fear and wants to rule over the world with an iron fist. We believe that she is heading north towards the Canadian Border. She is considered to be extremely dangerous. A reward of $200,000,000,000.00 has been offered for her capture.

Me: Oh man! I've heard about Icky Vicky. She is a sour sweet sixteen from the darkest pits of the Netherworld in its entirety.

Lincoln: She's a monster!

Linka: Why is she that evil?

Varie: She was born completely evil and she hates all kids and wants nothing more than to see the world burn.

Shannon: I know evil like the back of my hand and she is worse than the Black Daffodil Gang in its entirety.

Naruto: She's like an evil Sasuke to the power of 100.

Sakura: Yeah. She makes even the Devil himself look like a saint compared to him.

Fu: We have to stop her and send her back to prison.

Lucy: And that's what we're gonna do.

Me: Lets go get her.

And we were off. We arrived in Dimmsdale. California.

Me: Dimmsdale, California. This city is full of silly people.

Varie: It sure is.

Aylene: Looks like a nice place.

Jessie B: It sure does.

Brittney: This is a cool town.

Jared: It sure is.

Haiku: Why would Vicky escape from prison in the first place?

Me: My guess is she wants to get revenge against a certain kid for putting her in prison forever. That kid is Timmy Turner. He has Fairy Godparents named Cosmo and Wanda and their new son Poof.

Naruto: Oh wow.

Sakura: I heard about this a while back. After Vicky was thrown into prison, a special alliance was formed between Fairy World and Earth and now Fairy Godparents and Humans are living together. The secret is now out and the worlds have both been joined together.

Aylene: That's amazing.

Riley: Yeah.

Sakura: Also after Vicky was thrown in prison they put an eternal ban on her. Look at the welcome sign. [Points to the sign]

We saw under the "Welcome to Dimmsdale" a sign that was a no sign over Vicky's face and it said "No Icky Vicky's Allowed" along with "Not Welcome", "Go Away Vicky", "Get Outta Here Vicky" and "DIE VICKY".

Me: Whoa! The people of Dimmsdale absolutely despise Vicky with a terrible vengeance.

Naruto: They banished her from town essentially.

Lincoln: Lets find Timmy and warn him about Vicky.

Me: Okay.

We were in town and it was a busy metropolis.

Me: Wow. What an awesome town.

Aylene: I can't believe that Vicky would torment the children of such an amazing city.

Leni: Totes. These shops are amazing.

Lori: They are literally fun.

Luna: So where does Timmy live dudes?

Me: It's right around here.

We walk up a street and found the Turner House.

Me: There it is.

Naruto: Nice pad.

Fu: It sure is.

Yuko: It's almost as big as the Loud House before it was expanded.

Lynn: It sure is.

Luan: This is one House of A Different Color. (Rimshot) (Laughs) Get it?

Me, Varie, Vince, Aylene, Jessie, B., Naruto and the Girls, Yuko, Eddy, Janeen, Woody, Riley, Lincoln, Linka, Lilly, Terra, and my kids laughed while everyone else sighed.

Me: (Laughs) Good one Luan.

Varie: That was a good one.

Me: Lets go.

We walk up and I knock on the door.

The door opened and Mr. Turner stood in the doorway.

Mr. Turner: Yes?

Me: Hello. Are you Timmy Turners dad?

Mr. Turner: Yes I am.

Me: Pleasure to meet you.

We introduce ourselves.

Mr. Turner: It's a pleasure to meet you all.

Me: We would like to talk to you about a certain evil babysitter.

Mr. Turner: What happened?

Me: I'm afraid we have bad news. Vicky escaped from prison and we think she's coming to get revenge on Timmy.

Mrs. Turner came.

Mrs. Turner: That evil witch escaped!?

Varie: We're gonna protect Timmy and make sure she pays for her crimes.

Mr. Turner: Ooh. Thank you. But how are you gonna do it?

Me: I have an idea. May we come in?

Mrs. Turner: Sure.

We go in and we met Timmy Turner and his Fairy Godparents Cosmo, Wanda and Poof along with his friend Chloe Carmichael and his girlfriend Tootie.

Chloe: It's an awesome honor to meet all of you.

Me: Thank you Chloe.

Timmy: So Icky Vicky escaped from prison and is out to get revenge?

Me: I'm afraid so Timmy.

Tootie: My sister just doesn't know when to stop.

Wanda: It's hard to imagine the horror that Vicky is capable of. She is evil in its purest form to the power of 100.

Me: That's just what I was thinking Wanda.

Poof: Poof, Poof.

Yuko: Evil will never rest.

Woody: We have to stop Vicky at all costs.

Vince: Vicky is a huge danger and a catastrophic threat to all the children around the world.

Carol: Yeah.

Me: All right. Here's what we do.

My plan was to have Mr. and Mrs. Turner call Vicky for a Babysitting Job like always and we ambush her.

At 3:00 PM Timmy's parents left and Vicky came in.

Vicky: Hello? Twerp?

Timmy: Hello Vicky.

Timmy had a look of justice on his face.

Vicky: Now I'm gonna destroy you and get my revenge for sending me to prison.

Me: (Offscreen) I don't think so!

We dogpile on Vicky and she was struggling.

Vicky: Get off of me!

Me: Icky Vicky you are under arrest again.

Vicky: I'm not going back to prison without a fight!

Lori: You'll get one. I'm literally gonna turn you into a human Pretzel and pulverize you into oblivion you wretched monster!!!!

Me: Go get her Lori!

Lana: Yeah! Tear her apart Lori!

Lola: Show no mercy on that witch!

Laney: Yeah!

Luan: Show her a good punchline! (Laughs) Get it? But seriously rip her apart and massacre her!

I pull out my laptop and call Bobby on a video call and he answered.

Bobby: Hola?

Me: Bobby compadre.

Bobby: Hola J.D. What's up amigo?

Me: We're over in Dimmsdale and Lori is about to fight the evil babysitter Icky Vicky.

Bobby: That evil babysitter teenage menace that escaped from prison?

Me: That's her. Lets watch.

I turn the screen and we saw Lori fight Vicky and she was destroying Vicky. Lori punched Vicky in the face.

POW!!!!

Timmy bit Vicky in the butt.

CRUNCH!!!!

Vicky: YEOWCH!!!!

Lori slapped Vicky in the face.

SLAP!!!

Luan joined in and slapped Vicky in the face, bonked her head, poked her eyes, and punched her in the face.

SLAP!!! BONK!!! POKE!!! POW!!!!

Lori bit Vicky in the nose.

CRUNCH!!!!

Chloe headbutt Vicky in her face.

CRACK!!!

Tootie grabbed a piece of wood and slammed it onto Vicky's head and it broke.

SMASH!!!!

Vicky: OW!!!! You guys will pay for that!

Luna: I think it's time to call in the special forces bro.

Lincoln: I agree Luna.

Luna and Lincoln put on there R rings.

Luna & Lincoln: IT'S RIPPING TIME!!!!

A portal appeared and the Ripping Friends came out.

Crag: Hey Luna, Lincoln. What's up?

Luna: We have an evil babysitter that escaped from prison earlier and we're pulverizing her before arresting her.

Rip: We would be happy to help out.

Crag: Right. Come on guys.

Crag, Rip, Slab, Chunk, Luna and Lincoln: IT'S RIPPING TIME!!!!

They all pulverized Vicky.

POW!!! CRACK!!! CRUNCH!!! CHOMP!!! BIFF!!! KATOW!!! BLAM!!! WHAM!!! THWACK!!! ZONK!!! SMASH!!! CRASH!!!

Janeen: What a fight!

Bobby: Yeah!

When the fight was over Vicky was on the floor hogtied and she had lots of bad bruises and bite marks. Stars, birds and more were spiraling around Vicky's head and all of her teeth were knocked out and her leg bones were sticking out of her legs.

Luan: Success!

Lori: Yeah!

Lincoln: Way to go guys!

Bobby: That was awesome guys!

Lori: Thanks Bobby Boo-Boo-Bear.

Bobby: You were awesome babe.

Lori giggled.

Me: I called Bobby because I wanted him to see you in action Lori.

Lori: That was sweet of you J.D.

Timmy: You guys are amazing.

Chloe: No kidding. This fight was amazing.

Tootie: It sure was.

Lincoln: Thanks for your help guys.

Crag: No problem Lincoln.

Chunk: We're always ready to help you and Luna bro.

Luna: Thanks dude.

The Ripping Friends went back to their dimension and the police arrived and rearrested Vicky. The $200 Billion reward was given to Timmy, Tootie and Chloe and I offered to have Timmy and his family, Chloe and his family and Tootie live in Royal Woods and they accepted. Vicky was transfered to the Moon Supermaximum Security Prison and placed in the Triple Max section in the Core of the Moon. She was placed under 24/7 watch. I hope she likes prison because that's where she's gonna be for a very long time and with a curse. She was given a fate worse than death: Eternal Life Without Eternal Youth. She now looks like a 100-year-old lady and she had an additional 420 life sentences plus 20,763,223 years added to her sentence for a grand total of 440 Life Sentences plus 20,764,146 years in prison. She was also ordered to pay Timmy, Chloe and Tootie $800 Billion in restitutions. One thing is for sure, People like Vicky deserve to be forever damned.

Vicky's name was now mud and she will never get out of prison. Timmy, Chloe and Tootie live in a luxurious multi-million dollar mansion on our block. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof live their mansion too.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I wanted to do a Fairly Oddparents themed chapter for a while now. Vicky was voiced by Grey Griffin before the Loud House. She did many characters on different shows. She's known as the Woman of 1000 Voices. I love her voice work. I hate Vicky on The Fairly Odd Parents. She gives babysitters and humans everywhere a bad name. Now Vicky will have all the time in the Universe to think about all the crimes she has done. I hate Vicky, Francis and even Mr. Crocker. I also don't like the Pixies in Fairly Odd Parents. They were voiced by Ben Stein and it's amazing how he doesn't show any emotion at all. He did a fantastic job. So did Adam West when he played Catman. I did this chapter to also pay tribute to the Great Adam West. He was awesome when he played as the original Batman. GREAT SCOTT!!! HA! Sorry I couldn't resist. I got the idea for the Alliance between Fairys and Humans from the fanfiction "Unforgivable" where Timmy gets revenge on Vicky for killing his friends and Tootie. That was a tragic story. But Vicky got what she deserved in the end. Butch Hartman is leaving Nickelodeon and we don't know what he has in store for Fairly Oddparents. We'll miss you Butch. Thank you for giving us great cartoons. Let me know what you all think.

RIP Adam West, September 19, 1928 to June 9, 2017.

Long live the great Batman. Great Scott!

See you all next time.

Fairly Oddparents belong to Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon.