User blog:AustinDR/Episodes I Hate While Other Fans Like

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 * 1) Cover Girls: It was an okay episode at least until we get to the ending. I just really, really had issues with the punishment that the kids received for lying. I mean, being forced to wear their costumes for the whole day? That's not even getting into the fact that Luan and Lisa both had pretty good reasons for not taking part in the spring cleaning. I don't know, while I'm usually fine with these kind of jokes, something really rubbed me the wrong way about the episode.
 * 2) Vantastic Voyage: I disliked this one, mostly because of how Lynn Sr. acted. He just treats the new van as if it were a person, neglects his family for the van, and doesn't even allow them to ride in it. What's worse for me is that that episode came after "Lock N' Loud" which made it a big deal that Lynn Sr. cares for his family's safety. And yet, here he is preferring a vehicle over his family. Granted he learned his ways at the end, but that didn't really change how I felt about the episode.
 * 3) House Music: Luna was just a jerk in that episode. First she starts off being pretty easy-going, what with it all just being for fun. But the moment that Mick Swagger comes into the equation, she becomes a control freak. She even kicks her dad out of the band even when she knew that he was kicked out of one years ago. I get it; sometimes when you have an idol you tend to do crazy things. Believe me, I look up to people like Chris Stuckmann and Doug Walker, but I would never go out of my way to be a jerk in order to get them to notice me. Just because Luna did this just to get Swagger's attention does not excuse her from being a jerk.
 * 4) A Fair to Remember: It was just a boring episode. While I do understand the moral (sometimes, you have to share someone), I felt that the plot of the episode dragged on. Clyde being unconscious throughout the entirety of the episode didn't help either. Really, Clyde served no purpose in the episode; I would even be hazardous to say that if he were written out, none of this would've made any difference. That, and I was getting slightly annoyed with how much of a crybaby Lori can be.
 * 5) Overnight Success: Again, another episode where Lincoln is a jerk. The episode started off good, but then it takes a turn when Clyde starts hanging out with his sisters. This culminates in Lincoln getting mad at him - calling his sisters stupid, no less - and yelling at Clyde. Now, I do get the fact that everything wasn't going to Lincoln's plan for that night, but even then, I felt that Lincoln was out of line here. Now you can see why I don't really care for Lincoln as a character nor the fact that he is dying in Requiem.
 * 6) Fool's Paradise: Well, an unofficial sequel to "April Fools' Rule!" Really, I was off put by this episode. While Luan was psychotic in that episode, here...Luan was actually worse. Really, the whole episode felt like some horror movie with how the Loud family drops like flies. Everyone had already discussed the part where Lana's cheeks swell up due to allergies. While I would agree that it wasn't near fatal, I still just felt that Luan was going too far. I mean, that's like if I gave my mom penicillin even when I know that she is allergic to it. Luan's pranks seemed even more deadly in this episode as well; Leni gets launched into the air only to (un)fortunately land on the fly paper-covered hotel sign, Lily could've gotten crushed underneath all of those clothes had Rita not have taken the fall...The ending, while I do like that the family succeeded at pranking Luan this year, she promises that next year will be even worse. Well, time to camp out in my bomb shelter.
 * 7) Dance, Dance, Resolution: This episode was bad because of its plot. Basically, Lincoln gets mixed up with four dates. Really, if Lincoln either just talked to Ronnie Anne, or texted her about going to the arcade that night, all of this could've been avoided. While I did like the girls featured, I just found the episode overall underwhelming.
 * 8) Potty Mouth: It was a predictable episode. It uses the same trope that other children's shows used, though they did make this idea kind of original by making it to where the Loud kids avoid using that word in front of Lily. But I found the twist that she was saying doughnut the entire time a little stupid, because it was obviously made to sound like the other word. And Lisa pretending to be Lily...that was the most disturbing thing I had ever seen. It gave me haunting memories of "Squid Baby," and the scene where Lisa deliberately soils her diaper.....no wonder Lisa's pretty low on my list of sisters.
 * 9) Snow Bored: Last Lisa-centered episode to discuss. Basically, one of my gripes with Lisa is how she is such a killjoy. This episode is a highlight of that. The other siblings try their best to convince Lisa that a snow day is a good thing, but it ends with her turning into a trigger happy psychopath who fires projectile snowballs at them.