User blog:Lincyblinky/100 Reasons why we hate The Loud House :P

'''WARNING!: The following post is satirical/comical in nature, and thus should NOT, under ANY circumstance, by taken seriously in the slightest. I make no apologies. Enjoy!'''

We all know how good The Loud House is, right? It has great characters, cool art style, and a sense of wit that only this show can contain.

But with that said, there are still several things that can twist our knickers in a knot, and twist them the other way as well.

Here are 100 reason why we hate The Loud House.

1. It's made for children.

2. It airs on Nickelodeon.

3. It's against birth control.

4. It's made by a monster.

5. The Louds suck.

6. The sisters are misandrists.

7. Lincoln is a misogynist.

8. The parents can't parent.

9. Lori won't take anger management.

10. Leni is a nimrod.

11. Luna should be deaf by now.

12. Luan is NOT FUNNY.

13. Lynn is superstitious.

14. Lincoln is bad luck.

15. Lucy is emo.

16. Lana and Lola should not be twins.

17. Lisa is secretly a know-nothing-know-it-all.

18. Lily is poo-poo.

19. Clyde Has Two Daddies.

20. It uses pre-existing music.

21. It supports Donald Trump.

22. The Louds live in Michigan. Nobody likes Michigan.

23. The Santiagos live in Ohio. Lebron James betrayed Ohio, twice.

24. Lincoln is an abused martyr.

25. The sisters should die for their sins.

26. Luna threatened to kill Lincoln.

27. Leni and Luna keep kissing Lincoln's cheeks.

28. The fandom sucks.

29. Cristina got no character development.

30. Lori is obsessed with Bobby.

31. Ronnie Anne is an abusive girlfriend.

32. The sisters oppress their brother because he is their only brother, and thus is considered a threat to their women's rights.

33. God, I regret doing this list.

34. Rita shouldn't work as a novelist AND a dentist simultaneously.

35. Lori, Leni, Lucy, Lola & Lily vote for Republican.

36. Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana & Lisa vote for Democrats.

37. Lincoln votes Independent.

38. In a show called "The Loud House", the house is not really that loud.

39. Lynn Sr. has no right name a daughter after him.

40. ALL HAIL ST. LINCOLN!

41. The Louds never won the lottery.

42. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

43. The nice sisters should be nice.

44. The mean sisters should be mean.

45. Lynn is secretly Lincoln's lover.

46. Clyde is a wimp, and thus has no right to be Lincoln's "friend".

47. Rusty Spokes? Why is he called Rusty Spokes?

48. Luna made a mockery of svedish people.

49. Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

50. Lincoln is a victim of domestic violence.

51. Lisa is secretly planning to kill her family.

52. See the løveli lakes

53. Lynn Sr. shouldn't have quit his office job.

54. Clyde is black.

55. The wøndërful telephøne system

56. It exists.

57. You're conditioned to accept Lincoln's abuse.

58. And mäni interesting furry animals

59. You're conditioned to accept the sisters' abuse.

60. I'm very bored.

61. Including the majestik møøse

62. There's no woods in Royal Woods.

63. Chandler McCann should die for his sins.

64. A møøse once bit my sister

65. Lola is secretly the daughter of Satan and Satan's wife. (She's super hot.)

66. A route in America.

67. Lincoln is supposed to be a rabbit.

68. Nø realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”…

69. We apologise for the fault in the reasoning. Those responsible have been sacked.

70. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

71. We apologise again for the fault in the reasoning. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

72. Ronnie Anne should die for her sins.

73. It's awful.

74. You're awful.

75. I can make a better show that you. HAHAHAHAHA!

76. All the fanfics I find are NSL sequelfics.

77. It makes a mockery of british people.

78. Mick Swagger has no swagger.

79. Why is SpongeBob still on the air?

80. Clyde is too young to have a girlfriend.

81. Lincoln should've run away the moment the show went to air.

82. Lord Tetherby should die for his sins.

83. I regret every life choice I made up to this point.

84. The sisters are all voiced by adults.

85. Tex Hammond isn't from Texas.

86. Sam Sharp is not supposed to be a gay icon.

87. The first lady gave birth to Lincoln. No, wait...

88. I hate children.

89. Lincoln has white hair.

90. Lola wears fake eyelashes.

91. Leni never actually wears sunglasses.

92. The sisters are all the same.

93. The pets don't do anything worthwhile.

94. Carol Pingrey shouldn't be friends with Lori.

95. Season 3 won't air in Australia.

96. The year I was born.

97. The house should've been destroyed in the tornado.

98. All the jerks suck.

99. The number of red balloons floating in the summer sky.

100. BECAUSE I SAID SO!

So there's my list. What do you think? You better be positive or else I'll leave the fandom FOREVER!