User blog:Reciter5613/New Business part 2

One day, Kevin was on his couch watching business news. Then he got a call from his mom and had it on face time.

Kevin's mom: Hello son. I have 3.23 minutes to talk.

Kevin: More than enough time.

Kevin's mom: So did you socialize with any locals?

Kevin: I did indeed. I met one boy name Lincoln Loud. Around my age and lives with ten sisters.

Kevin's mom: My so many?

Kevin: His parents neglect to answer that question. They are a very unique group. Lincoln seems normal for a boy his age but his sisters vary in personality and and interests. That's includes an older control freak, an evil pageant queen, a filthy tomboy, a super genius toddler, an idiot, a sport-aholic, a rock-aholic, a joke-aholic, a goth who jump scares, and a baby with very loose bowels.

Kevin's mom: Interesting indeed.

Kevin: On the plus side, I am getting along with Lincoln.

Kevin's mom: Good! One possible friend is better than none. Continue to befriend him and hopefully you will make success. Getting along with people like that shows your trustworthy to possible business partners once you take my place.

Kevin: Of course. I think I will visit him now. Good day to you, mother.

He hangs up the phone. He then decides to take his hedgehog "Needles" with him. He had the little guy in his business suit pocket as usual and head out the door going to the Loud house. He knocked on the door and Leni answered.

Leni: Oh hey! Your that business boy from the other day.

Kevin: Good day to you, miss Leni. Is Lincoln present?

Leni: I think he went to his friend Clyde's house. He should be back shortly.

Kevin: Then I will wait for him here.

Kevin then went inside and sat down on their couch.

Leni: By the way, how do you know if I'm having a good day? You just got here.

Kevin: (groan) I sure hope you have some way to make up for your lack of intelligence.

Leni: Huh? What does Television have to do with it?

Leni then walks off still not sure what he said. Kevin relaxes for a bit till Lucy appeared near him surprising him.

Lucy: So you returned.

Kevin twitched.

Kevin: Must you greet people like that? You could give a lesser man a heart attack.

Lucy: That sounds wicked. But it's not like I do it intentionally. I'm just not noticed much till I say something.

Kevin: Unnoticed. That might be why you took the way of the goth. Or am I thinking of emos? Anyway, are there anything to read around here?

Lucy: I have my vampire novels.

Kevin: I never understand the appeal of vampire love stories. Why try to have a relationship with beings who suck people dry of blood? Do you feel you can't find a mortal man in reality?

Lucy sighs and leaves him. Kevin then decides to look around the house and runs into Lori talking with Bobby on the phone.

Lori: (to Bobby) So how did you deal with....? Oh! Hang on boo-boo bear. (to Kevin) When did you get here?

Kevin: 5.71 minutes ago.

Lori: Why talk about time like that?

Kevin: It's important to keep track of time to a key. So you must be talking to your boyfriend. It's like you don't focus on anything else.

Lori: I so do!

Kevin: Well right now I see someone using her significant other as I means to have purpose in this world.

Lori: (angry) You have five seconds to leave me alone or I'll......!

Kevin: And now you use violence to cover up this fact. Well it's not my problem anyway.

He then goes up the stairs and sees Lola and Lana arguing.

Lola: Dang it, Lana! I told you to stop letting your pets sleep on my dresses! They even peed on some of them!

Lana: Well maybe you should not lay them down like you want them to lay on them. I mean they look fluffy.

Lola: I need to get these cleaned before the next few pageants this month.

Kevin: Yeah, I mean how else will your sister beg for everyone's attention? Lord knows she doesn't get much from her loud mouth.

Lola: What was that?! Nevermind. Stay out of this!

Kevin: Fine, continue with your sister who buries herself in mud and animal feces in a desperate attempt to not be mistaken for you.

Lana: What was that?

Kevin then sees his pet Neddles in a snake's mouth and the snake spit him out as Neddles quills hurt it's muth. He then picks up Neddles.

Kevin: Neddles, I don't recall saying you could come out.

Lana: Dude! He hurt El Diablo's mouth.

Kevin: It is his natural defence and you should have watched your snake since he tried to eat my Neddles.

Kevin then sees smoke from another room and then the door opened with Lisa walking out couging.

Lisa: Okay, that was not the right formula. At least there was no explosion this time.

Kevin: Are you wreakless with your work? Are you trying to kill everyone in this house? I mean.....really?

Lisa: Hey, you try it sometime!

Kevin: If I did, I would do it somewhere away from anyone who could get exposed to anything harmful. Also I would take safety precausions that you clearly don't do.

Kevin walks away with Lisa, Lola and Lana glaring at him. Then there was an explosion in Lisa's room.

Lisa: Dang it!

Then Lynn jr appeared in front of him.

Lynn: Two for flitching!

Kevin did not flinch at all.

Lynn: Dang! I thought only Lucy was unmovable.

Kevin: I hardly show emotions sometimes.

Lynn: You know I never you the other day what sports your into.

Kevin: I care not for sports.

Lynn: What!? But your a guy! Guys are always into sports!

Kevin: That seems sexist what you said. I'm just saying I don't see the appeal.

Lynn: Don't you at least watch them on TV?

Kevin: Why would I care about games I don't understand played by people I don't know?

He walks off leaving Lynn unsure what to make of him. He then hears Luna and Luan in their room with their door open. They both see him in the doorway.

Luan: Hey there! I just came up with new material.

Luna: And I got tunes for ya!

Kevin: I've heard your comedy Luan and it's not impressive whatever website you get it from.

Luan gasped.

Kevin: Also I am not into whatever you call music as it sounds like a wrestler bashing his head on a guitar.

Luna: (Angry) You didn't even hear any of it!

Kevin: I don't have to. I heard that music before.

Kevin walks off again towards the stairs.

Later that day....

Lincoln finally came home and finds his sisters in Lori and Leni's room talking.

Lincoln: Whoa! Did I miss our sibling meeting?

Lori: It's OK Lincoln. This is an emergency one.

Lincoln: Why? What happened?

Lola: Your new friend is a jerk! He insulted us and the stuff we like!

Lynn: He doesn't like sports!

Lucy: He judges my choice in reading.

Lisa: He implies that I am wreakless with my experiments.

Luan: He says my jokes are from a website. The biggest insult to a comedian.

Luna: He hates metal!

Lana: His hedgehog hurt El Diablo's mouth.

Leni: I can't remember what he said to me. Something about days and TV?

Lori: (To Leni) I'm pretty sure he was calling you stupid. (to Lincoln) We literaly think we don't want you to be friends with that boy.

All sisters: Yeah!

Lincoln: Oh come on! He seems nice and has been great for me. You can't force us apart just cause you don't like him.

Lola: (furious) Only cause he hasen't mocked you for some reason. Here's harsh on us! He acts so superior to us and....!

Kevin: And he's still here.

The other are surprised by him standing there in the room.

Kevin: You feel the shock, Lucy? That is how you make others feel when you do that.

Lucy: I see your point.

Kevin: Now, I can see how you would take my comments to you the wrong way. I have been told to be blunt to people. Way to honest then I should. But I didn't do it for the intention of insulting you unlike that grumpy old neighbor of yours.

(Flashback to Kevin walking to the Loud house with Mr. Grouse in his house window.)

Mr. Grouse: Nice sunglasses, kid! Think your working for the FBI?

Kevin: If that's suppose to be sarcasm then it needs work.

(End flashback...)

Kevin: I should elabrate what I said to you all. Starting with Lori, I just wanted to remind her to have a life outside her boyfriend. You don't want to appear incapable to be independant. That is one image all females her age should avoid.

Lori: Oh! But you don't have anything against Bobby right?

Kevin: Depends. How are he address you?

Lori: Mostly babe.

Kevin: Good cause if he says your "his girl" then he would be the bad type of boyfriend that treats you like property. The worse kind of boyfriend.

Leni: Well you were calling me stupid. I don't know when but that's what Lori said you did.

Kevin: Well I said I was hoping you had talents that would make up for it. Lincoln told me you are very skilled at tailoring and have a kind heart so I guess you do have somethings.

Lucy: What about mocking my vampire stories?

Kevin: Well this would also imply with Luna's metal and Lynn's sports. I said to all of them I just don't see the appeal but dosen't mean their bad. We all have our tastes and I do respect your intrest in them.

Lucy, Luna and Lynn: Oh!

Luan: What about my jokes? You said they were from a website.

Kevin: I said that as a humorus counter that I guess you didn't pick up on since I never show much emotion. I have been told by Lincoln of your "Funny buisness inc" where you successfully entertain birthday parties and I find you do your best at that.

Lola: (still angry and grabbing Kevin's jacket) But what about what you said about me?!

Kevin: Well I stand by that but your young and will learn in time how to rightfully make friends instead of despritly putting yourself in the spotlight. Also it could be worse. Most paigent girls are forced into it by their mothers who are more desprate for attention.

Lola: (Glared and let his jacket go) I will accept that but watch yourself from now on!

Kevin: Noted. Now to your twin, I will apologies for Neddles injuring her snake. He should not have left my pocket and I will compinsate for medical expenses.

Lana: Whoa! That's cool of you.

Lola: But what about the other thing he said, Lana? About you being dirty just to not be like me?

Lana: Oh that! I'm not angry. He was right about that.

Kevin: Yes. Your like the Koala and Wombat. The same before but soon became your own selves.

Lisa: Alright but what about saying I'm wreckless?

Kevin: I felt you would take that as a suggestion to input more safety in your work area. I can call some people from my family company's labs to help give you options.

Lisa: Whoa! You have labs?

Kevin: We need to invent and test products somewhere.

Lori: Alright, I guess we jumped to conclusions. But why never say anything like that to Lincoln? Lincoln: He did a few times but I can tell he was not doing it to be harsh. The worse was saying I was a little less manish or something.

Kevin: He did tell me about him and Clyde's camping alone in the woods. I withdrawed my comment seeing he is not ashamed of being a bit feminent. I respect him breaking gender steriotypes.

Lynn: Also, why do you like hanging with Lincoln anyway? Your always going on about buisness and Lincoln is not into that stuff.

Kevin: aside from trying to get friends I envy him for having something I don't. (Looks down sad) A family that's around. With mother always at work I......get lonely at home getting no attention from others. But Lincoln have a ton of attention from all of you. I feel like a man dying of thrist watching another man drown.

Leni: (Gasp) Lincoln's drowning.

Kevin: (Slaps his head) Groan! Anyway, I feel we can get alone we do enjoy some thing together like video games. Good ones at least.

Lincoln: Yeah, he's not into Muscle fish but loves the tactics and puzzle games.

The girls then talked to each other for a moment then turned back to Kevin.

Lori: Well after that story of yours I guess we can give you another shot.

Kevin: Thank you and I promise to watch what I say so there are no future misunderstandings. Deal?

Sisters: Deal!

Lincoln: Well now that we got that settled, Want me to show you my Ace savvy comics?

Kevin: Never seen them but I will give the first few a fair chance.

Lincoln: (to the viewer) Well it seems it was a ruff start with my sisters but I think my new friend Kevin is here to stay. This is a god day indeed!

Lincoln leaves and Kevin looked concerned.

Kevin: Have you girls noticed how it feels like your brother is talking to someone that isn't there?

Lucy: We think It's best not to question it.