User blog:BatSam247/Fanfiction: Three Loud Brats

This is the #1 fanfic in the second poll. Hope you guys enjoy!

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[The episode starts off with Lincoln watching "Kid Vs. Kat".]

Lincoln: I feel like I saw this show before, but on a different channel. And the alien wasn't a cat, and it had a robot sidekick. Which show was it again? [thinks] Oh, right! It was-

[Lori shoves Lincoln off the couch and changes the channel to "The Dream Boat".]

Lincoln: What the heck, Lori?! I was watching TV here first!

Lori: Too bad, twerp! Now, beat it!

[Lincoln scoffs and goes up to his room to read some comics.]

Lynn: [bursts through Lincoln's door] Hey, Lincoln!

Lincoln: [annoyed] What do you want, Lynn?!

Lynn: I want to show you something. What's more fun than a Canadian microwave?

Lincoln: If it's another dutch oven...

Lynn: A Dutch Oven! [wraps herself with Lincoln and blows a fart so big it inflates the blanket with them underneath it; leaves Lincoln's room, laughing]

Lincoln: Ugh! [grabs several cans of Lysol and sprays everywhere in his room; takes a deep breath] That's better.

[Cut to Lincoln playing some video games in his room, until...]

Lola: Lincoln! [pulls out a fancy suit] I need a butler for my tea party. You're it.

Lincoln: Yeah. That's not happening.

[Lola tackles Lincoln and forces the suit onto him.]

Lola: Oh yeah, it is.

[Cut to Lola and Lana's room, where Lincoln is seen wearing the suit.]

Lola: Top me off, Linkington. [Lincoln tips the teacup over] I don't hear any tea!

[Lincoln rips off his suit.]

Lincoln: You know what, I'm done! [leaves the room] I'm just done!

Lola: Linkington, get back here this instant!

Lincoln: Forget it, Lola! There is no Linkington!

Lola: Oh, you have made a huge mistake...

[Lola tackles Lincoln, resulting in a dust cloud. Lori and Lynn happen to be walking through the hallway when this happens.]

Lori: [breaks up the fight and holds the two by their arms] Alright, you two! What's going on here?!

Lola: Lincoln won't play tea party with me!

Lincoln: I just wanted some alone time after [points to Lori] she took the TV from me and [points to Lynn] she came into my room and stunk it up with her "dutch ovens"! But noooo...

Lori: Lincoln, just play with Lola!

Lincoln: [takes Lori's hand off his arm] I don't need to take this! [storms off back to his room]

Lori: You come back here, twerp!

Lincoln: [enraged] NO! I'M TIRED OF ALL OF YOU PUSHING ME AROUND! [to Lori] WHY DON'T YOU GO CALL YOUR STUPID, TWO-BIT' BOYFRIEND, [to Lynn] GO PLAY SOME STUPID, TWO-BIT' SPORT, [to Lola] AND GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BE YOUR STUPID, TWO-BIT BUTLER AND JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU SELFISH, PATHETIC, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING HEAPS OF RUBBISH?!?!?!?!

Lori: Alright, that's it!

[The three sisters stomp into Lincoln's room, lock the door, corner Lincoln, and when they were close enough, attack him. This attack was far more brutal than any other fight Lincoln's ever been in. After 10 minutes, they finally stop.]

Lori: Don't you EVER call us that again! Got it?!

[Lincoln slowly gets up.]

Lincoln: [angry] You know what! I have had it! All of you are going to deeply regret ever messing with Lincoln Loud! [pushes the three out his room] Good day! [slams his door]

[The three scoff, and go back to their rooms. Cut to the next day, when Lincoln is playing with a paddleball in his room with an upset look.]

Lincoln: [holds Bun-Bun] Buddy, every single day, they walk all over me. If only there was some way to get back at them...

Lucy: [comes out from under the bed] Lincoln.

[Lincoln yelps at Lucy's sudden appearance.]

Lincoln: One, how long were you under my bed, and two, what do you want?

Lucy: Since this morning, and I need some help moving out my stuff from the attic.

Lincoln: Oh, alright.

[Lincoln hops off his bed and follows Lucy to the attic. Cut to later, when they're almost finished.]

Lincoln: It's just this one last box and that'll be everything, Lucy!

Lucy: [from the hallway] Alright!

[Lincoln starts to move the box down to the hallway, until he steps on the loose floorboard. The box's contents spill everywhere.]

Lincoln: [groaning from pain] Dad really needs to get that fixed! [notices a book opened to a specific page behind him] Huh. What's this? [picks up the book] What is this even called? [looks at the book's cover] "Ancient Book Of Spells". Sounds Lucy enough to be hers. [goes back to the page the book was on] "Nostril of turtle and smidgeon of cheese mold, turn the three less old." [flips to another page] "Nose of dog and hedgehog's spleen, turn the book user sixteen". [gets an idea] Lightbulb...

Lucy: Lincoln? Are you still up there?

Lincoln: [realizes he forgot about helping Lucy; hides the book in his pocket] Oh, yeah. [picks up the stuff from the box and takes them down to Lucy]

[Cut to later, when Lori, Lynn, and Lola are watching "Totally Spiez".]

Lynn: How do you unlock a door with a can opener?!

Lori: What you should REALLY be asking is how ugly those jumpsuits look. Those are SO outdated.

Lola: I have no idea what's even going on.

[Lincoln is watching them from the staircase.]

Lincoln: None of you will be picking on me anymore... [reads the first spell]  "Nostril of turtle and smidgeon of cheese mold, turn the three less old."

[A large puff of smoke engulfs Lori, Lynn, and Lola. When it clears up, the three are turned into five-year-olds.]

WIP