Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20180425031835/@comment-30953185-20180427214840

We’re Nothing but a Mess By Frank and Sky

Skyr: We’ve had our fair share, of making goofs Frank: As if us livin’ here wasn’t any proof Frank: Doing the job right, that’s hard for us Sky: Why’s it we always do our tasks makin’ a fuss?

Sky: We’re ridiculous, we’re kind of freaks Frank: I like to think that it makes us sound unique Frank: But give us a job or, give us a task. Sky: Oh brother, you’ll be sorry that you asked.

(Frank: We can we say?) Sky: We’re nothing but a mess. Frank: Nothin’ but a mess. Sky: We’re nothing but a mess. Frank: Even when we try our best.

Sky: Too many nails and, we’ll make a wreck Frank: Workin’ with us would be like livin’ in heck Frank: We ain’t got no jobs, we got no friends Sky: But for us, it doesn’t mean the end

Sky: This yard’s the very place, where we belong Frank: It’s been our only home, for so long Frank: Whenever we try to save the day, Sky: It always ends up in the same exact way

[pause] Frank: You wanna see some of the things we tried to “fix”? Lincoln: Is that even a question? Sky: Too bad. We’ll show you anyway!

Sky: We once made our microwave fire-breathe. Frank: We blew up our favorite TV. Sky: Our bicycles are upside down and reversed. Frank: We tried to fix the toilet’s pipes but made it worse.

Sky: We tangled up the wiring in the bus. Frank: So now it honks every time I press the gas. Sky: This pencil sharpener only shreds pencils. Frank: And for some reason, our toaster does this. [Music pauses. The toaster squirts tar and then blows confetti]

[pauses] Lincoln: How did you even get it to do that?! Sky: That’s what we’ve been trying to find out! [laughs]

Both: We’re nothing but a mess Nothin’ but a mess We’re nothing but a mess Even when we try our best

Lincoln: I don’t understand. How can you be so happy always making mistakes all the time? Doesn’t that ever get to you?

[pause] Both: [laugh] No! Not at all, Lincoln!

Sky: We embrace our clumsiness Frank: Even if we can’t pass the test Sky: We’re so awkward and flimsy you might think we were blind! Frank: But making mistakes is part of life!

Sky: We always trip, slip, and flip at everything. It’s bizarre! Frank: Despite belief, we’re glad for who we are Sky: We’re so awkward and flimsy you might think we were blind! Frank: But making mistakes is part of life!

[pause]Lincoln: Oh, I think I get what you guys are saying. So, you’re saying instead of being afraid of my flaws, I should just accept I’m not perfect? Frank: Exactly! Sky: You got it, Lincoln! Lincoln: [happily] Yeah! I do!

All three: We’re nothing but a mess! (Frank: So true!) Nothin’ but a mess! (Skyr: Got that right!) We’re nothing but a mess! (Frank: Indubitably!) Even when we try our best!

Sky: We can’t do anything! So we’re flawed. Frank: We ain’t got nothing! So what? Lincoln: We ain’t gonna let it get us down. All three: We’re noooo-thing buuuuu-t a meeeeeee-ss!

[pause] Lincoln: Wait. That doesn’t rhyme... [laugh] All three: We’re a mess! [All three laugh]

(Lincoln and his younger sisters look at the screen perplexed.)

Lincoln: Is it just me or does that song seem familiar?