Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170703015547

Lincoln: "Lana, what is the problem? We went over everything in Gil's book."

Me: "Even the companion DVD, and the podcast! How are you still not getting it?"

Lana: "I'm sorry, guys. No matter what I do, I can't be prim and perfect like these girls. Maybe there's something wrong with me." [starts to feel bad about herself to the point where she'll cry]

[Hops hops on top of her and looks on at Lincoln and Ray, ashamed of their behavior and intention. Lincoln and Ray realize their follies]

Lincoln: "Lana! Wait. There's nothing wrong with you. We're the one's who messed up."

Me: "We got so caught up in winning those tickets, that we turned into Gil DeLily...

Lincoln: who, coming to think about it, probably needs to get a life."

Me: Hmm, I thought Gil DeLily actually had a life, but now that you mention it...

Lana: "Yeah, but still, why can't I be like them?"

Lincoln: "Because you're you. You're messy and muddy and keep a lot of reptiles in your pants. But that's what makes you awesome.

Me: And we were rather crazy to try and change you."

Lana: [hugs her brother and Ray in forgiveness] "Aw...thanks, you guys."

Donnie: "Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Lola Loud and her fabulous ribbon dance!"

Lana: "Well, that's me. I'll do my best."

Lincoln: "Forget the ribbon dance. Why don't you go do your own talent?"

Lana: "Really? Okay, but we can kiss those Dairyland tickets goodbye."

Me: Hey, I don't really care now if we don't win those tickets."

Lincoln: "I don't care about them anymore. Go be yourself."

[Lana takes off her prim and perfect outfit and returns to her own appearance, ready to take the stage. Lola barges in and looks for Lincoln. Lana is on stage with Hops.]

Lana: "Yo, Hops! Give me a bassline!"

[Hops starts croaking and Lana starts doing a little jam while snapping her fingers, doing fart noises and scratching her butt.]

Lincoln: "Whoo-hoo! That's my sister!"

Lola: [grabs him and holds him against the wall with her crutch] "AND THIS IS YOUR OTHER SISTER!!!"

Me: WHOA LOLA, EASY THERE.

Lincoln: "It's our fault, not Lana's! It was all our idea!"

[Lana finishes her talent act and the crowd goes wild]

Lola: "I have worked four years to build my pageant reputation! AND YOU JUST RUINED IT!!!"

Me: "Wait! Lola! Listen!"

Donnie: "And the winner is...Lola Loud!"

Me: "Yes!"

Lincoln: "Whoo-hoo!"

[Lola smiles in amazement. Lana comes in with the victory tiara on her head and sees her twin]

Lana: [gasps] "Lola! I'm so sorry I pretended to be you! Please don't be mad at me!"

Lola: "I don't like what you did, but you did win. And I respect a winner."

[Lana hugs her in relief]

Lana: [takes the tiara off] "I think this belongs to you."

Lola: "No. You earned it. You all did. And the Dairyland tickets."

[Lincoln, Lana, and Ray all look on in awe at Lola's magnanimous gesture with the heavenly image once again accompanying this triumph]

Choir: "HALLELUJAH!!! HALLELUJAH!!!"

Me, Lincoln, and Lana: [hug each other] "WE'RE GOING TO DAIRYLAND!!!"