User blog:MangoUnicorn/Loud Secrets/ fanfiction

'''This is all a game of Truth or Dare. '''

'''One Saturday night in Royal Woods Michigan, there was a monster thunderstorm that had knocked the power out. The Loud kids were all frantic until Lori suggested they play Truth or Dare. Lori had brought Lilly up to bed. They had all decided that they’d ask their next youngest sibling to make things easy. Each kid has a flashlight and they are all sitting in a circle. The game is just starting. '''

'''Lori: Leni, truth or dare? '''

'''Leni: I like, always tell the truth. '''

'''Lori: Okay. Have you ever had a boyfriend? '''

'''Leni: I totes have. This guy named Brayden. His family moved to Atlanta. Since that’s in like Canada, we don’t talk anymore. Luna dare or truth? '''

Everyone: (facepalms or stares at Leni)

'''Luna: Truth dude. '''

'''Leni: What is something you’ve never told anyone? '''

'''Luna: You guys have to promise not to tell. '''

Other kids: Promise

Leni: What is it?

Luna: You all know how I love Rock?

'''Lola: We’ve heard. Get in with it!'''

'''Luna: Well, I actually love a song that’s not Rock. Ten Thousand Years by Crystal Augury. Luan, truth '''

'''Luan: Dare. '''

'''Luna: I dare you to throw out one of your pictures of Maggie. You’ve got like 6, it shouldn’t be a big deal. '''

'''Luan: (through gritted teeth). No, it’s no big deal to throw out a picture of me and my best friend. No big deal. (Regretfully throws picture out) Lynn? '''

'''Lynn: Dare. '''

'''Luan: Okay, I dare you to wear a dress the rest of the night. I mean a dressy dress. '''

Lynn: I don’t even own one!

'''Luan: Borrow one of mine. '''

'''Lynn: (growling and muttering incomprehensibly goes to get a dress on) This goes down to my ankles. It’s too long! Lincoln truth or dare? '''

'''Lincoln: Truth. '''

'''Lynn: Why do you even like Ace Savvy? It’s for kids Lisa and Lilly’s age! '''

'''Lisa: Ahem. Might I remind you that I am far older than you mentally. '''

'''Lynn: You’re still four so shut it. '''

Lisa: You insolent little… 

'''Lynn: Shut it! Lincoln, answer the question. '''

'''Lincoln: I guess I just never got over it because I thought I’d have nothing to do besides video games. Getting over it would eliminate reading comic books from my time. Lucy, truth or dare? '''

'''Lucy: I’m surprised you remembered me. Truth please. '''

'''Lincoln: Okay, what color eyes do you have? '''

'''Lucy: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. '''

'''Lana: Okay, shoot. '''

'''Leni: Don’t give up Lana. I’m sure we can get her to tell us.'''

'''Lucy: I changed my mind. Dare. '''

'''Lincoln: I dare you to tell us what color eyes you have. '''

'''Lucy: Sigh. Fine. I have purple eyes. '''

'''Lisa: Impossible. '''

'''Lynn: Be honest. '''

'''Lucy: I really have purple eyes. '''

'''Lola: Prove it! '''

'''Lucy: (shrinking back against the couch, crossing her arms protectively) I don’t like people seeing my eyes. They make fun of me. '''

'''Lisa: Elder sibling, I believe you are just scared of us knowing you have lied, as it is scientifically impossible to have purple eyes. '''

'''Luan: You probably have brown eyes. '''

'''Leni: I thought you had black eyes. You know, like everything else you wear. '''

'''Lucy: I wear white too. (Points to white striped sleeves) See? '''

'''Lola: Let is see your eyes! (Jumps on Lucy and wrestled her, trying to pull Lucy’s hair aside. She is successful and puts pins in Lucy’s hair.) Oh my goodness! (Turns around) Guys, she’s telling the truth. '''

'''Lucy: (stands up frantically trying to put her hair back) Lola take these out! (Closes eyes) '''

Everyone (saw her eyes, gasp) 

'''Lisa: Gadzooks! Purple eyes! '''

'''Leni: Your eyes are like gorgeous. '''

'''Lori: You should literally wear a headband more often. '''

'''Lucy: Don’t make a big deal. Someone help me please. '''

'''Luna: Not till you open your eyes again dude. '''

'''Lucy: Fine. (Opens eyes for a second, then closes them) Now help me.'''

Lincoln: I’ll help, (takes pins out of her hair)

'''Lucy: Thanks Lincoln. Lana, truth or dare? '''

'''Lana: Dare. '''

'''Lucy: I dare you to put on makeup. '''

'''Lana: No! (Sees everyone staring at her) Fine. I’m no chicken. (Takes Lola’s makeup and puts it on) '''

'''Lola: Hey! That’s mine! '''

'''Lana: Whatever. Truth or dare? '''

'''Lola: (thinks) I don’t want them to know my secrets. (Talking) Dare. '''

'''Lana: I dare you to put mud on your face. '''

'''Lola: I mean truth! '''

'''Lana: Fine. What dirt do you have on… (looks around) Lucy I guess. '''

'''Lola: That’s easy. Her eyes. You all saw. '''

'''Lana: That can be used to us. That’s not dirt anymore. '''

'''Lola: I don’t have anything else on her … yet. Lisa, truth or dare? '''

'''Lisa: Please ask me a question of honesty; street name: truth. '''

Lola: Have you ever experimented on yourself and had it go wrong?

'''Lisa: Indeed I have. Once I was testing to see the combustibility of a certain icatobe and it did in fact explode. That is how I ended up with an eleventh toe. Eldest sister, question of honest or pointless challenge? '''

'''Lori: I’ll take a truth. '''

'''Lisa: When you missed your curfew last month, where you? '''

'''Lori: I was literally at the mall and lost track of time.Leni, truth or dare? '''

'''Leni: Truth. '''

'''Lori: Have you ever designed something and then realized it’s ugly? '''

'''Leni: I did that once. I like used feathers and designed a whole dress. It was like way cuter in my brain. Luna, dare or truth? '''

'''Luna: Dare. '''

'''Leni: I dare you to hug the sibling you feel like you have the worst relationship with. '''

'''Luna: Um… I don’t even know how to respond to that dude. '''

Leni: You have to do it.

'''Luna: Okay… (looks around) Um… (gets up and hugs Lola) Okay, now that’s done. Luan, truth or dare? '''

'''Luan: Truth. '''

'''Luna: Have you ever thought about if you were born a boy instead of a girl? '''

'''Luan: Um… yea. I have actually. Lynn? '''

'''Lynn: Dare. '''

'''Luan: I dare you to put your hair in French braids. For the rest of the night. '''

'''Lynn: Ugg! Fine. (Tries to braid hair) Uh, a little help please? '''

'''Lori: (sighs) come here. '''

Lynn: (goes to sit by Lori.) 

Lori: (braids Lynn’s hair)

'''Lynn: Lincoln, truth or dare? '''

'''Lincoln: Despite my better judgement, I’m gonna go with dare. '''

'''Lynn: Alright then. I dare you to Ow! Lori! '''

Lori: Sorry (rolls eyes)

'''Lynn: I dare you to chug a whole bottle of orange soda by bedtime. '''

'''Lincoln: Okay fine. (Goes and gets the bottle and starts chugging) Lucy truth or dare? '''

Lucy: (opens mouth) 

'''Lori: (interrupting) Go back to your seat Lynn. '''

'''Lynn (goes back to seat) Ow my head hurts. '''

'''Lucy: Truth please. '''

'''Lincoln: Tell us a secret that another one of us knows about. '''

'''Lucy: Dare. '''

'''Lincoln: I dare you to wear a pink shirt. '''

'''Lucy: Do I have to? I don’t want to wear an annoyingly cheerful color. '''

'''Lola: I wear pink all the time. Are you saying I’m annoying? Are you? You are! '''

'''Lucy: No. I’ll wear the shirt. (Goes upstairs mumbling. Puts the shirt on and comes back) I hate this. Lana truth or dare? '''

'''Lana: (laughing) D-dare. Hahahahahaha! '''

'''Lucy: Grrrr. Stop laughing. I dare you to not laugh or make noise the rest of the night, with the exception of your turn. '''

'''Lana: (zips mouth) Lola, truth or dare? '''

'''Lola: Truth. '''

'''Lana: What dirt do you have on all of us? '''

'''Lola: I mean dare. '''

'''Lana: I dare you to answer the question. '''

'''Lola: Why? '''

'''Lana: Then it’s not dirt anymore. '''

'''Lola: Fine. I have a video of Lori farting. '''

'''Lori: You what?! '''

'''Lola: Leni sometimes sneaks into Lisa and Lily’s room so she can use Lily’s teddy bear as a model. Luna sent her love letter to the wrong Sam.'''

'''Luna: How did you figure that one out?! '''

Lola: Luan has tried to fit herself into a giant whoopee cushion when she thought no one was around.

'''Luan: I got bored with the same old pranks. It was for my MeTube channel. '''

'''Lola: Lynn likes the smell of my perfume. '''

'''Lynn: That barf sauce? You actually think I like that?'''

'''Lola: Lincoln, well he’s almost as good as I am. Nothing on him.. yet. Lucy you know I have nothing on… oh wait! She sleeps with a stuffed pony, though I don’t know why, '''

'''Lucy: (squirms a little) I do not. '''

'''Lola: Lana likes doing her hair and Lisa… Well I’ve got too much on her. She has eleven toes, she wears a wig, also she keeps a beating giraffe heart in one of your rooms. I’m not saying which! '''

Everyone (sans Lisa): (squirms and moves back) 

'''Lola: Lisa truth or dare? '''

'''Lisa: I will take a pointless challenge. '''

'''Lola: Okay. I dare you to cause an explosion. '''

'''Lisa: Child’s play. (Goes upstairs and comes back with chemicals) (mixes than and makes an explosion) Eldest sister- '''

'''Lincoln: (chokes on soda) Done! (Chokes) (catches breath) '''

'''Lisa: Question of honesty or pointless challenge? '''

'''Lori: Dare. '''

'''Lisa: I dare you to post a picture of yourself in Lana’s clothes from “The Trunk” on Swift Pic. '''

'''Lori: If I literally have to. (Gets costume on, takes picture, and posts it) This is so embarrassing. Leni-'''

'''Lynn Sr: (comes out of parents bedroom) Kids! Time for bed! '''

'''Kids: Awww. '''

'''Lynn Sr: You can play more in the car tomorrow. We’ve gotta get up bright and early so we can go on that road trip. And we will be picking the spots. '''

Kids: (gasp!) No! 

TO BE CONTINUED…