User blog:Thomperfan/Lost control (my version)- Lisa

(Lisa is doing experiments in her and Lily's room. We come in)

Lisa: This better be important, you two. I'm on the brink of a major discovery!

Me: We're sorry to interupt, but, we really need to find the remote control.

Lisa: You're gonna have to be more specific. What does said "remote control" activate? A toy car? A sonar device? A real car?

Lincoln: Come on, Lisa! The remote for the TV!

Lisa: Oh, that.

Lincoln: Well, have you seen it?

(Lisa presents a broken TV remote. We gasp)

Lisa: I'd apologize, but it was in the name of science.

(We look sadly at the broken remote)

Oh no! You've hit a dead end! To try again, go talk to Lori.