User blog:SonicN/Spider-Linc - 3 Rules of a Superhero/Arcs

It was an evening in the town of Royal Woods, where we see 11-year-old Lincoln Loud walking on the sidewalk.

LINCOLN (Talking to the audience): Hi there, you know me, Lincoln Loud. Just an average everyday boy who lives in a big family consisting of 10 sisters. But you may also know me as-

Then in a quick transition, Lincoln is known in his Spider-Man outfit.

SPIDER-LINC (Talking to the audience): your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Though personally, I call myself Spider-Linc! You're looking at the very first superhero of Royal Woods, so basically I'm the sheriff around these parts as I keep an eye on constant thugs. Now I know what you're probably thinking, why am I called Spider-MAN when I'm only 11-years-old? Well, in my point of view, a man should be measured mentally for all the right things he does, not by age............okay, it just sounds more dignifying. Anyway, let me tell you about the 3 rules of being a superhero. I'll start the category from lamest to coolest. Rule #1: Keeping your superhero identity a secret.

Spider-Linc then digs through his backpack to pull out a blue journal that has a red spider symbol on the front cover.

SPIDER-LINC (Talking to the audience): Now first off, this is my Spider-Journal. I basically write my personal thoughts here, but I also write about other stuff here too concerning my superhero career such as mission logs, my spider abilities, entries about heroes and villains, etc.

He then turns to a page that shows an entry of Steve Rogers a.k.a. Captain America.

SPIDER-LINC (Talking to the audience): Take Captain America for example, (Big fan of him btw) he's the world's very first superhero and a highly trained military soldier who was dosed with super soldier serum, kinda like how the spider-bite gave me spider-like abilities. He's also a member of the Avengers. But everyone knows him as Captain Steve Rogers, he doesn't really need a secret identity because everyone in the military and outside threats knew he was already well-served soldier for our country, so there's no point. But as for me, everyone just sees me as a common 11-year-old with no unique abilities. If everyone, especially my family, knew about my spider powers, they would freak out and then I start freaking out! Then there's also the whole deal with your enemies finding out, the people close to you will be endangered. TRUST ME! You do not want THAT kind of attention! It's best to lower everyone's suspicion as much as possible so you could throw them off about Lincoln and Spider-Man being the same person. For example

FLASHBACK

It shows Lincoln at Royal Woods School outside at the playfield where he and the other students are playing a game of dodgeball.

CHANDLER: YO LARRY! DODGE THIS!

He then throws the ball towards Lincoln.

CLYDE: LINCOLN! LOOK OUT

''Lincoln's spider sense activated and sees the ball coming from a mile away. But instead of dodging it, he just took the hit and fell on his back. Coach Pawlowski blew the whistle.''

PACOWSKI: LOUD, YOU'RE OUT!

He then got up and all the kids laughed.

LINCOLN (Talking to the audience): Now I could've easily dodged that ball, but I've decided to play safe.

GIRL JORDAN (Laughing): Man, and to think that loser's social life wasn't thrown out the window enough!

FLASHBACK END

SPIDER-LINC (Talking to the audience): So guess being an outcast for so long is finally starting to pay off. They have no idea I'm-

GIRL JORDAN: SPIDER-MAN!!!

Before he could say anymore, Girl Jordon from his class ran towards him.

SPIDER-LINC: Ummm..... can I help you, Miss?

GIRL JORDAN: Hey hot stuff. Name's Jordan, I'm a HUGE fan! Nice abbs!

SPIDER-LINC (Blushing): Uh, thanks?

She then gives him a marker and pulls up her shirt making his eye widen and blush more.

GIRL JORDAN: Here sign my bra!

SPIDER-LINC: S-s-s-sure.

As soon as he reluctantly signs her bra she took out her cell phone and opened the camera app.

GIRL JORDAN: Now a picture! Smile!

She and Spider-Linc then took a selfie.

GIRL JORDAN: Awesome! Can't wait to show the other! Thanks, Spidey, Byyyeeeee!

She soon ran off.

SPIDER-LINC (Talking to the audience): This is pretty much what I'm talking about. So anyway, let's move on to Rule #2: Always come up with the right strategy. When you have to go up against bad guys, there's always the need to come up with a good plan so that way your chances of success will be maximized and no one would end up getting hurt. Luckily, I have my spider-sense that can help me detect danger with 30 miles of my radius, so I've got plenty of time to plan. If you just try to face them head on recklessly, you could end up doing more harm than good. For instance-

FLASHBACK

''There were 2 criminals riding a car just racing down the town of Royal Woods while the police were right on their trial, and they almost ran over some of the people. Pretty soon, Spider-Linc was swinging after them and then landed right on top of the hood. ''

CROOK #1: WHAT THE HELL!

CROOK #2: GET OUT OF THE WAY!

SPIDER-LINC (Sarcastic): YO! Why are you guys in such a hurry?! Don't you want to enjoy the fine scenery of our fair town?! Let me help ya out!

''He then punches through the hood and smashes the engine causing the car to gradually stop. Then he pulls out the top of the hood and throws it out. Afterward, he grabbed the 2 crooks, threw them up to the street light and webbed them up.''

SPIDER-LINC (Sarcastic): There you go, from that height you can see the whole town from there! Plus, you'll even get a one-way ticket to slammerville when you're done sightseeing.

He then jumps up in the air and swings away.

FLASHBACK END

SPIDER-LINC (Talking to the audience): Now if I were to just punch them through the window, they would have surely spiraled out of control and could cause a possible car crash causing possibly causing collateral damage. So, I decided to think it through and actually tried to stop the car before anyone got hurt. Now moving on the last and coolest rule here. Rule #3: Become inspiring and encouraging to the citizens. That's right, this is the coolest rule to being a superhero. It's not always about trying to save people or fighting crooks and bad guys, it's all about why you do it and how to set that example to the people. You need to show them the values of your selfless actions and inspire them to be strong and have the courage and hope to do anything. From helping a senior cross the street to giving CPR to saving a person from a burning building. Like this one time

FLASHBACK

''At the Royal Woods children's hospital, a little 7-year-old boy named Timmy was lying on his bed with a cast on his leg watching an Ace Savvy cartoon. But pretty soon, a nurse popped peeked into the room.''

NURSE: Nicholas, you have a visitor!

She then let the door open and came in Spider-Linc.

SPIDER-LINC: Hey there! Watching Ace Savvy? Nice! Fan of him too!

TIMMY: SPIDER-MAN! You're here!

SPIDER-LINC: That's right! Gotten the request letter your parents' sent me. Gotcha a little present too.

He then hands Timmy an Iron-Man plushie.

TIMMY: Iron-Man?! Cool!

SPIDER-LINC: Yeah, he's one of my favorite superheroes. So how's that arm of yours doing?

TIMMY: It's getting better, the doctor says that it'll be good as new in about a week.

SPIDER-LINC: That's good Timmy. Glad you're doing a lot better. Anyway, it says in the letter that was sent that when you grow up you want to be a firefighter. That sounds awesome Timmy!

TIMMY: Yeah, I really want to save lives like you do Spidey! But....

Then Timmy looks down and begins to feel depressed

SPIDER-LINC: What's the matter?

TIMMY (Sadden): The thing is, all my classmates say that I don't have what it takes to be one. I wasn't even able to help a cat get down from a tree and just fell off instead, which was why I got this cast. What if they're right.

SPIDER-LINC: Come on Timmy, you let a bunch of people put you down. I mean, I've dealt with a lot of insults during my time before and I just learn to be comfortable with who I am. You've got a lot of potential for yourself, you just have to learn to never give up and think about what's right.

TIMMY: You really mean that?

SPIDER-LINC: Of course! Just believe yourself, I do.

TIMMY: Thanks, Spidey!

SPIDER-LINC: Good, fist bump?

TIMMY: Fist bump!

They both bumped fist with each other.

FLASHBACK END

SPIDER-LINC (Talking to the audience): so there you have it. Being a superhero means taking on the most selfless and important task no matter how difficult it may seem. That's something I wanna try to set for the people here in Royal Woods, to encourage them to be selfless and bring out they're self-esteem so they can do anything. That's pretty much what I've learned from all the other superheroes, and from one very person who I

''He then heard a phone ring from his backpack. He sees the collar ID showing to be his sister Lori Loud.''

SPIDER-LINC: Uh oh! I forgot its evening! Great Spidey, now you'll have to deal with another super villain, the Queen of NO!

He then answers.

SPIDER-LINC: Hello?

LORI (Speaker): LINCOLN!!!! Where the heck are you?!

Back at the Loud House, it shows Lori speaking on the phone with the other sisters behind her looking upset.

LORI: We've been over this before! Mom and dad are going to an opera this evening, and while they are away they left me in charge! So EVERYONE has to be here!

LUNA: Ask him where here's been!

LYNN: He was supposed to join me for my soccer practice.

LUCY: And for my poetry session.

LOLA: And if we have to stay here and suffer your rule, then he has to do it with us!

Lori then glared back at Lola who then chuckled nervously.

SPIDER-LINC (Speaker): Sorry Lori, I had a bit of a delay and

LORI: Zip it! I don't want to hear any of your excuses, just get your butt back over here right away or I'm LITERALLY going to turn you into a human pretzel!!!

SPIDER-LINC (Speaker; sighing): Okay, bye.

He then hangs up the phone.

SPIDER-LINC (Talking to the audience): I guess I forgot one little thing about Rule #1, which is also the Sub-Rule: Never get sidetracked with your job. Because when you have people who really care a lot about you who don't know about your superhero double-life, or in my case, 10 overprotective sisters then you would have to keep a schedule aligning with them on track. Otherwise, you'll make them both worried and angry and would probably have to come up with a lame excuse to why you're tardy. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gotta go home to approach the scarring glares from 10 angry sisters that I can't bare to see, and this is coming from a superhero who fights bad guys everyday.

He then shoots a web at one of the flagpoles and swings away.

Trivia:

 * How I do plan to make Lincoln's Spider-Man origin as a combination of Peter Parker's, Miles Morales', and Gwen Stacy's. I will even include a death of a certain person who will motivate Lincoln to become a superhero (And it's not going to be a relative).
 * I was thinking of having one of Lincoln's sisters find out that he's Spider-Man before all the others do. I won't spoil anything, but here's a hint: It has to do with favors.
 * The whole Spider-Journal idea was inspired from Journal #3 from Gravity Falls.
 * I only have SOME knowledge on the Marvel characters, so I need to have some help with that.
 * I was thinking that one-day Spider-Linc would meet Peter Parker, the primal Spider-Man when he crosses universes.
 * I plan to have this series to have multiple arcs:
 * ​Prologue
 * Arc 1: The Origin
 * Arc 2: Avenger in Training
 * Arc 3: Shock 'n' Roll
 * Arc 4: ???
 * I promise the prologue will come next.