Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170807235121

Lexx: [sweetly grateful] "Thanks for getting me the Kings Channel, Mommy!"

Rita: "No problem, sweetie. It was either that or the Talk Show. And who needs that, huh?" [walks off lamenting]

[The pageant starts]

Donna: "Welcome to the Mister Fit and Perfect Pageant! I'm your host, Donna Dufresne. Let's meet America's junior sweethearts. Hailing from Royal Woods, Mister Lexx Loud!"

[Leif waves. Lexx spits out his milk in shock and gasps.]

Lexx: "What is going on?!"

Leif: "I'd like to thank my coach and sister, Linka!"

[Linka waves to him and the camera.]

Lexx: [furious] "Linka! I should have known!"

Leif: "And I just want to say it is great to be here!" [belches] "Sorry you were downwind of that, Donna." [nudges Donna's arm]

Lexx: "THEY'RE RUINING ME! AND THEY WILL PAY!" [lividly limps off to the pageant.]

Rita: [changing the channel order] "WOO! Talk Show, here I come!"