Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-32807753-20180727211356

Lori: And why don't we ever go mad? It's not like Lincoln is the only one who suffers here.

Leni: Yeah! Do you know what it's like to be constantly taken advantage of by your own roommate! I suffer dreadfully and no one cares!

Lola: Rubbish, Leni! You don't work hard enough in this house!

(Everyone's lips started to quiver, then they started to cry.) Wretched: (smiles sinisterly) And you all better get used to it because this is how it's going to be from now on. Clyde: (crying; devastated) But, buddy, I- Wretched: (grabs Clyde by his collar) I already told you, I am not your buddy! (throws him into the crowd) Learn to get it through your thick skulls! (Wretched then started walking his way towards the cafeteria doors, but not before turning back towards everyone else.) Wretched: (dominant) So I'd suggest that you all stay outta my way, if you know what's good for ya! (Wretched then exits out of the cafeteria, leaving everyone else there in sorrows.) Rusty: (scared; devastated) That was, very unexpected and scary. Mrs. Johnson: (scared; devastated) In all my years of teaching, I've never seen a student so completely angry in my entire life. Principle Huggins: (scared; devastated) And to think, that student turned out to be Loud. Coach Pacowski: (scared; devastated) I just hope that Loud doesn't hold too much of a grudge against us. Liam: (scared; devastated) I highly doubt that.

(Cut to a montage of Wretched making everyone's lives miserable. First, Lori and Leni were doing their regular daily routines, until...) Wretched: (bursts through the door) Mind if I come in! Lori and Leni: (in unison; startled) Lincoln! Wretched: (aggravated) It's Wretched! (He grabs Lori's phone from her hand, and Leni's unfinished dress. He throws Lori's phone on the ground and stomps on it, breaking it. He tears up Leni's dress to shreds.) Lori: (to Wretched; shocked and scared) W-Why did you- POW! (Lori gets punched right in the cheek, and is now lying unconscious on the floor.) Wretched: (shakes his hand off) Serves you right for those petty threats of yours. Leni: (to Lincoln; shocked and scared) L-Linky, how could y- POW! (Leni gets punched right in the eye, and is now lying unconscious with Lori on the floor as well.) Wretched: (shakes his hand again) Not like you could feel anything with that thick head of yours.

[Everyone is completely speechless]

Lincoln: Wow... I think this might be even worse than the stuff you do to me! I just went up and nearly killed you two even after you apologized!

Lori: Ugh... reminds me of that one story we read about Lincoln going evil after I slapped him.

Lola: [grows a cheeky, maniacal grin] Say, Leni, aka the "nice sister", remember that one time you asked about why Luna was a "nice sister"?

Leni: Yeah, why?

Lincoln: Lola, don't! We're over that!

Lola: I'm just wondering... weren't you, Leni, the one who threatened to beat up Lincoln over an event that didn't even happen when you read that story? [evilly grins]

Leni: [gasps] You're right! [tears up] And I never even said I was sorry... [cries]

Lincoln: Why'd you do that?!

Lola: When I see a hypocrite, I call it out! Besides, it's funny.

Rusty: [under his breath] Wow. I'm glad I only have one brother.

(Then cut to Luna strumming her guitar, until...)

Wretched: (kicks the door down) Time to end your little jam. (pulls out a pair of scissors)

(Wretched then snaps each and every string in Luna's guitar.)

Luna: (to Wretched; shocked and scared) D-Dude, why did you-

BAM!

Wretched: (hits Luna in the head with her guitar) Guess your gonna rock and roll over onto the floor. (laughs evilly) Get it? (he turns his attention to Luan)

Luan: (shaking her head; shocked and scared) Uh, no.

(Wretched then spots Luan's ventriloquist dummy, Mr. Coconuts, laying on the floor.) Wretched: (picks up Mr. Coconuts; menacingly) Well, well, well! What do we have here?

Luan: (to Wretched; shocked and scared) Linc, take it ea-

SNAP!

(He smacks Luan in the head with Mr. Coconuts; breaking in the process.)

Luan: (to the deformed Mr. Coconuts; shocked and scared) MR. COCONUTS!

Wretched: (smirks) Guess that one wasn't hard to crack.

Lincoln: This is just inexcusable!