Thread:321SPONGEBOLT/@comment-30953185-20180327044153/@comment-35110919-20180611195521

Bobby: Please, sir. My girlfriend and her sisters and brother lost their baby. Is there some way you'll let us cross?

Mr. Grouse: There is one way. To solve this riddle. (Opens a scroll) Bring forth your smartest party member.

Lisa: (Appears in a cloud of smoke) That would be me.

Mr. Grouse: Here's the question: "What came first? The dragon or the egg?".

Lisa: Well, for thing, the egg couldn't be first because someone would have to make the egg. This is done when a male dragon meets a female dragon. So my answer would be...

(They all hear the dragon's roar)

All: The dragon!

Mr. Grouse (Scared): Uh, that's correct. Go through. (Jumps down and hides under the bridge)