User blog:LoudFanWolf/The Love Bus

The Love  Bus, a story by LoudFanWolf

Luan Loud was, once again, doing a comedy act on the Giggling Geezer, a travel bus belonging to the Sunny Canyone retirement, where was performing for several senior citizens who were going a daytrip, one of these senior citizens being her grandfather, Albert Loud. However, Luan wasn't the only one who was going to be performing on the Giggling Geezer that day, there was also going to be a performance by Luans boyfriend, Derek Gabriel.

"Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. I thought was a nice jester." Luan joked, before a heavy round of laughter came from the audience of senior citizens.

Luan chcukled a bit before annoucning "Now, ladeis and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce to the man who won my heart with his amazing voice. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my amazing boyfriend, Derek Gabriel!"

A round of applause came from the audience as Derek got up from the seat of the bus, kindly took the microphone out of Luans hand, and cleared his throat. "Hey, Sunny Canyon, how's it going?" Derek enthusiastically asked the audience of eldely people, who responded gleefully with shouts and woos.

"Awesome! I'm gonna be honest, I've never performed in a moving vehicle before; speaking of vehicles, what kind of car does a sheep like to drive?" There was a beat of silence before Derek said "A LAMBorghini!" The joke made all of elders, and Luan laugh hysterically.

"But the ttruth is, the only reason why that sheep drives a Lamborghini is because somebody stole his SuBAAAAru." Derek joked, causing all of elders, and Luan, to laugh again.

Derek sighed, happy that he was able to both all of the elders, and his girlfriend laugh, before picking up his acoustic guitar. "But I;m not here to joke, I'm here to perform a song for you."

Derek then looked at Albert, and smiled before asking "Hey! You're Albert, right? Luans Pop-Pop?"

Albert nodded. "That's correct, son."

Derek then noticed the large anchor tatoo on Alberts arm. "Hey, an anchor tatoo, that's awesome. Were you in the Navy, Albert?"

Albert smiled with pride before he replied with "Why, yes. Yes I wasin the Navy."

Derek smiled. "Awesome, so was my dad. Thank you for your service, Albert."

A round of applause sounded from around the bus. All of the occupants (including Luan and Derek) clapped their hands as a show of thanks to Albert for serving his country. Albert stood up aand took a bow before sitting back down, and the appluase ended.

"Well, that's good to knowthat your aformer soldier Albert, because the song I',m performing has to do with soldiers, soliders of love."

Wiith that, Derek began to play  and sing the song, the song was called Soldier of Love, by Pearl Jam.

''Lay down your arms and surrender to me Oh lay down your arms and love me peacefully. Yea Use your arms for squeezing and pleasing the one that loves you so''

''Oh there ain't no reason for you to declare war on the one who loves you so So forget the other boys because my love is real Come off your battlefield​​​​​​​''

''Lay down your arms and surrender to me Oh lay down your arms and love me peacefully. Yea Use your arms for squeezing and pleasing tthat's the way it's gotta be''

''The weapons you're using are hurting me bad But someday you're going to retreat Cause my love baby is the truest you've ever had I'm a soldier of love that's hard to beat''​​​​​​​

''Lay down your arms and surrender to me Oh lay down your arms and love me peacefully. Use your arms to be me tight, baby, I don't to fight no more.'' ''Oh baby, lay down your arms. Oh baby, lay down your arms Oh baby, lay down your arms Oh baby, lay down your arms Oh baby, lay down your arms Oh baby, lay down your arms Oh baby, lay down your arms Please baby lay down your arms.''

Derek strummed his guitar one last time as the song ended, beofre loud applause from both the elders and Luan. At that moment, maybe it was the song, but for some reason Derek felt kissing Luan. So, he did just that. Derek put down his acoustic guitar, dipped Luan and passionately kissed her, causing the elders to applaud even more, even Pop Pop clapped for the happy couple as thye kissed.

After the applause and kissing broke apart. Luan announced to the elders "Now, ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy me and my lovely boyfriend rendition of The Beatles song, Wild Honey Pie!

Derek and Luna then leaned into each other, back to back, so that the mic would get both of their voices, before Derek began to purposefully play acoustic guitat in crazy way, followed by him and Luan funny dumb/funny faces as they sang the riduclous but fun song.

It was a great bonding experience for Derek and Luan, who couldn't be happier be to have each other.

THE END

(A/N:  Head Poets Society is my new favorite Luan episode, and probably my new favorite Loud House episode of all time. Anyway, hope you enjoyed this story)​​​​​​​