Thread:Firefox20z/@comment-35185860-20181104220646/@comment-35185860-20181110234702

The camera cuts to Lincoln 4 outside the house.

Lincoln 4: Breaking News! An unknown person has taken two people as hostages. The S.W.A.N were involved in this. We now cut to Lincoln 43.

Lincoln 43: Thank you Lincoln 4. We can see chaos happening here.

S.W.A.N Member 1: (in megaphone) HEY YOU!

(the camera pans to a Lincoln with a butter knife and toast on the table)

Lincoln: Who me?

S.W.A.N Member 1: (in megaphone) YES YOU! PUT DOWN THE WEAPON!

Lincoln "Criminal": But I'm making toast!

S.W.A.N Member 1: (in megaphone) NOPE! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE COMMITING MURDER!

Lincoln: Do you see the toast here?

S.W.A.N Member 1: (takes megaphone away from his mouth) Someone make this guy toast!

Lincoln "Hostage" 1: Hey look, some news! (The TV shows the news)

Lincoln "Hostage" 2: Coolio!

Lincoln "Criminal": What do you mean?

Lincoln "Hostage" 1: AAAH! YOU COULD BE A MURDERER!

Lincoln "Criminal": IM JUST MAKING TOAST.

Lincoln "Hostage" 1: OH NO! WHO IS THE MURDERER?! COULD IT BE ME?!

(cuts to Lincoln 43)

Lincoln 43: Let's go inside!

S.W.A.N Member 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Lincoln 43: Im getting an interview! (goes inside) Hello, I am Lincoln 43 from Lincoln News. Who are you?

Lincoln "Criminal":  IM NOT A PHYSCHOPATH! IM JUST MAKING TOAST!

Lincoln 43: AAH! He's threatening me!

Lincoln "Criminal": No I'm not!

Lincoln 43: If I don't make it out alive, please tell Lincoln 4 that (zooms face in on the camera) I ate his cheeseburger.

Lincoln 4: I KNEW IT!!!