Thread:MrAnimatedToon/@comment-30953185-20181010193708/@comment-32807753-20181012020219

Lincoln: Uh, duh! What do you think?

Lynn: No...

Lincoln: Exactly! All of this is just... wrong, especially if I know you're just trying to have fun. In fact, weren't you the one who wanted to help me train for football? How could we forget that? Sure, you can be rough at times, but that's who you are. Pushing and shoving is just how you show your love. You're a sports jock, and we love you because of that! We knw you just like to mess with us sometimes, but not because you're a jerk. And besides, you've had your nice moments. Like when you stopped showing off in front of us every time you win a game? Or when you wanted to protect me from a bully? Or when you helped Clyde and I with-

[Lisa whispers in Lincoln's ear]

Lincoln: Wait. This was made before that? Oh. My bad. Well... anyway... you get the idea. No matter how rough and tough you are, I'll still love you, Lynn.

Lynn: Thanks, Linc. I knew you didn't feel that way.

Leni: Aww... that's so sweet.

(Lynn angrily punches Lincoln in the arm)

Lynn: You're such a grump! You just don't like having fun!

Lincoln: (angry) You don't treat me like a brother, you treat me like a punching bag, or something for you to use! At least Lori and Lola don't treat me as awful as you do!

Luna: Bogus! Don't talk smack about Lori and Lola like that!

Leni: What gives?

Lisa: Even I know this isn't typical behavior of our brother.

Lincoln: Why would I compare one of my sisters to others like that? That just seems needlessly mean.

Lynn: (punches Lincoln in the face) You've done bad things too! I just get the feeling you don't like having fun, and only like to do stupid things like reading comic books in your underwear, or having these stupid interests!

Lincoln: (teary eyed) At least I don't try to abuse my sisters.

Lincoln: Again, I think you're looking at this the wrong way.