User blog:08newmanb/Fanfiction - Loud Vision 3D Main Show

My new script is a Loud House Parody of Muppet Vision 3D. But I added a few features from The Loud House, and some that are not from the tv series, for this script. So anyway, enjoy part 2/main episode!

(red curtains on the right balcony opens, revealling the Loud parents) LYNN SR: Hey, Rita! RITA: Yeah? LYNN SR: Where are we gonna see in here anyway? RITA: That's one of those 3D movies. Put on your glasses. LYNN SR: Yeah. (does so. To the audience) You heard Rita, put them on. That means all of you! (to Rita, as he points at a guy in a mask) Hey! Hey look! Look at the guy in a mask! RITA: That's not a mask. LYNN SR: Oh, sorry, lady! (Lynn Sr. and Rita both laugh) LUNA: (slides in front of the audience and behind the screen from the left) Hey, dudes! I'm back! RITA: Hey look! It's Luna as the orchestra! LYNN SR: Yeah, probably took the job for the fun of it! (both laugh) LUNA: All right, dudes, LET'S DO THIS! AND... (Luna plays the muppet show theme song on her electric guitar, as the red, blue and yellow  curtains of the main screen open, revealing the Loud Vision 3D logo, on Lori and Leni's room door, which the 3D sign then zooms out at the audience and does a figure 8. The door then opens and reveals that Leni was doing the trick, while humming the muppet show theme song and Lincoln then enters the screen on the right as Luna exits the stage on the right) LINCOLN: Leni? Leni! LENI: What?! (looks at the audience) Oh. (giggles) Sorry, Linky. LINCOLN: (to the audience) Hi, I'm Lincoln Loud here, and welcome to Loud Vision 3D! (Lincoln points out his 3 fingers to the audience and pulls them back) LINCOLN: (to the audience) Now, let me show you around the Loud House. See, here in our household... (Lincoln leans against Luna and Luan's door, then it opens, with a bucket of water on top, which is about to pail Lincoln, but Luna saves him with an umbrella) LUNA: Hey, careful, bro. LINCOLN: Oh, sorry, Luna. (to the audience) Er, here in our household, we have perfected Loud Vision 3D. A new film process, which we were about to demonstrate to you. Er, now, working the projector is a sister of ours, Lucy. Er, Lucy? Where are you? LUCY: (at the projection booth) I'm up here. LINCOLN: (jumps in terror) Lucy, everything okay? LUCY: I think that standing alone with the projector, is good to be still as dead than together. LINCOLN: Exactly. (to the audience) And our demonstration includes a little song from Lola. LOLA: (opens her door and clears her throat) Little? LINCOLN: Did I say little? Er, I meant to say, it's a, er, huse show-stopping major song from Lola? LOLA: That's more like it. LINCOLN: Good. (Lola closes her door. To the audience) And we've also got a big musical finale number from Lori. (Lori opens her door) Lori, what's it about? LORI: It's called "A Salute to All Nations, but Mostly America". LINCOLN: Great. (Lori closes her door. To the audience) So it's going to be a swell demonstration, and at no time will we be stooping to any cheap 3D tricks. LUAN: (enters the screen from the right) Did you say cheap 3D tricks? LINCOLN: Err... LUAN: (blows her party blower at the audience twice) Ahh! Oh, oh, and here's something I wanted to spring on you! (she takes out a peanut can and opens the lid. Spring snakes pop out) Ahh! LYNN SR: Oh, Rita, it's that pun-ny girl in 3D! RITA: Yeah. Hey, Luan, you're not even funny in 3D! (Lynn Sr. and Rita both laugh) LUAN: Mom, Dad, how did you get here? RITA: We entered a contest! LYNN SR: Yeah, we lost! (both laugh) LUAN: Oh yeah? Well, my new 3D act's gonna shower you all with humour! (squirts her flower with water at the audience and passes to the parents) Ahh! Wacka Wacka! LYNN SR: She's trying to drown us! What kind of act is that? RITA: An act of mercy! (both laugh) LUAN: (laughs) Good one! LINCOLN: Er, listen, better luck next time, Luan. Okay? LUAN: That's okay, Link on. (laughs and walks downstairs and offscreen) LINCOLN: (to the audience) And now, if you'll come this way, I can show you Lisa's Laboratory. You see, we invited distinguished scientists from all over the world to come and work here. Unfortunately, none of them showed up. So instead, I like to introduce you to the guys who showed you Loud Vision, and I can show you some of their... Ahh!(ducks from an electric bar and sighs in relief) And now, I like to turn you over to our little but smart sister, Lisa, and our baby as her assistant, Lily. (exits the screen on the left) LISA: Well, thank you, Lincoln. (to the audience) Today, let's look at the investments we've been working on for Loud Vision. Lily, will you turn on the machine? LILY: Poo-poo! (Lily pulls the string to start the machine, but fails. She then tries again and fails, but for the third time, she pulls so hard that she lets go as the machine starts with its wheel spinning. We see Lily going up and down, like on a ferris wheel) LISA: (to the audience) We of our room have been able to grab holding the future. The wheel of progress turns swiftly here. (as Lily safely gets off the wheel, it smacks her hand gently, so Lily looks at it and has happily given more smacks, like giving a Hi-five) LISA: (to the audience) As we strike upon waves, it flies swiftly to you. This new machine will now generate the first living 3D effect, just by picking a simple switch. (Lily pulls up the switch, generating and revealing Waldo C. Graphic, appearing in fron of the audience) WALDO: Weeeee!!!!! (to the audience) I'm Waldo, the spirit of 3D! (shape shifts into the 3D logo, with a Ta-da fanfare playing) LISA: Thank you, Lily. WALDO: (to the audience) Hi there! (gasp) Ooh, cool outfits. Watch this! (his nose pops off and runs araound him) Don't you just hate it when your nose runs? (his nose sticks back on him and laughs) You know, all these other people think I'm talking to them, but I'm really just talking to you! (points his nose at the audience and pulls back as he laughs) LISA: Well, I think that will be just enough of Waldo, Lily. You may deactivate him. WALDO: What?! LILY: Poo-poo! (Lily pulls down the switch, but suddenly, without warning, sparks have flown over the machine, which causes Waldo to go out of control) WALDO: Hey, watch it! LISA: Oh dear, He won't deactivate! WALDO: Boing! Boing! (bounces over the audience) LISA: Ladies and Gentlemen, err, there's nothing to worry about, but keep your heads down! WALDO: Zoink! (continues to bounce over the audience) I'm boincing on people's heads! (laughs) LISA: Lily! Lily, activate the Inflate'O'Matic! WALDO: The what?! Woah! (Lily uses a pump to inflate Waldo, which makes him bigger) LISA: Hurry, Lily, hurry! (Lily continues to inflate Waldo, until he pops and duplicates) WALDO: Oh great! Now I can start my own football team! (hovers around the audience) LISA: Lily, we'll have to try the Loud Vacuum! LILY: No, no! LISA: YES! (Lily switches on the Loud Vacuum, which tries to suck all of Waldo's duplicates) LISA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, PLEASE REST YOUR ARM RESTS FIRMLY! (the vacuum gets stronger as it sucks in all of Lisa's experiments, Lily's toys and the entire room, leaving a blank black background, with Waldo who narrowly escapes and is all alone) WALDO: Hey! I'm free! (laughs and whistles) Taxi! (transforms into a yellow taxi car) Alright! Now I'm gettin' out of this place! (laughs and drives around the audience and speeds away offscreen to the right) LINCOLN: (opens Lisa and Lily's door and talks to the audience) Uh, this way, folks. Uh, I'm sorry, but, uh, Lisa's room seems to be temporary, er, sucked up, but... (notices a pie hovering around the corridor) Ooh. Now what is that? LUAN: (enters from the right) Hey, Lincoln, see, it's my new remote controlled Banana Cream Pie, huh, huh? LINCOLN: Yeah. LUAN: Hey, hey, Lincoln, watch this! LINCOLN: What? (Luan presses a button, which the antenna suddenly falls loose, which causes the pie to spin out of control, about to aim at Lincoln, Luan or the audience, but ends up hitting on Luan's Face) LINCOLN: Luan, that's terrible. LUAN: (tastes the pie) You're right, needs more sugar! (laughs and exits on the right) LINCOLN: (to the audience) Uh, and now, ladies and gentlemen, for the first musical fortune of our demonstration, we have Lola, in a wonderful 3D number. (scene cuts in a circle to a beautiful garden scenery and cuts half back to the house, showing Lincoln) LINCOLN: Err, that's you, Luna. (scene resumes to garden) LUNA: (slides in front of the audience from the left) You got it, bro! (plays "Dream a Little Dream of Me" on her guitar) RITA: Aww. Doesn't this look beautiful? LYNN SR: Yeah, too bad they're gonna spoil it with a princess. (laughs) RITA: Shh! (the scenery pans to the right to reveal Lola, who is sitting behind a pond, under a tree) LOLA: (singing) Stars shining bright above you, Night breezes seem to whisper 'I love you'. (a butterfly appears, which reveals to be a fake butterfly rod toy, held by Lana, as she enters from the right) LOLA: (singing) Birds singing in the sycamore tree. Dream a little dream of me. (Lola kicks Lana off the screen and clears throat) LOLA: (singing) Say nighty-night and kiss me, Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me. (a bumblebee appears, which reveals to be a fake bee on a stick, held by Lana, as she enters again, while Luna plays "Flight of the Bumblebee") LOLA: (singing) While I'm alone, blue as can be, Dream a little dream of me. (Lola swats the bee toy with a fly swat, causes Lana to moan and exits on the left, while Luna resumes playing "Dream a Little Dream of Me") LOLA: (singing) Stars fading but I linger on, dear, Still craving your kiss... (Lana enters from the left, but this time, she blows bubbles, which turns out to be real bubbles, which floats down at the audience) LOLA: (enraged) ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! KNOCK IT OFF, LUNA! LUNA: Woah, chill out, Lola! (exits the stage on the right) LANA: But it is going so well. LOLA: I will not deal anymore with that racket! LANA: But I was just doing 3D. I guess we won't be needing this. (hands over a water skiing rope) LOLA: What's this? LANA: Oh, it was for the big water skiing finale. LOLA: What?! (the rope pulls Lola away through the pond at high speed as she screams, which squirts at the audience. Lana then laughs until Lori angrily shows up from the right) LORI: LANA! LANA: (shocked) Huh? LORI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LANA: What do you mean? LORI: YOU ARE RUINING THIS FILM! LANA: Well I was just trying to help! LORI: GET OUT! GET OUT! LANA: I didn't mean anything! LORI: GO AWAY! GO AWAY! (Lana moans and exits through the scenery door to the blank black screen. Then Waldo in his taxi car form appears from the left) WALDO: (to the audience) Does anybody know the way out of this film? (honks) Hey, you got a map down there? (transforms back to normal) LANA: Well, you can come with me if you like. I just got fired and I am running away. WALDO: Terrific! (transforms into a bindle, touches Lana and she looks at him) Let's go! LANA: Okay. LENI: (enters from the left) Hey, Lana, what's up? LANA: I'm going away, forever! LENI: Oh great! Could you get me a sandwich? (Lana opens the door, walks through and closes it) LENI: (to the audience) Would any of you people like anything? Lana says he's going out "forever"? (looks around) Lana? Lana?! Oh, Lincoln! Lincoln! (runs offscreen on the left) (a paddle ball fades in at the front of the audience, which is revealed that Lynn was playing it, when Luan enters from the right) LUAN: Hey, Lynn, that's a "grater" bat! (spreads her arms out like a bat with its wings out and laughs) LYNN: Ah, thanks! (exits on the right) LENI: Hey, Luan, Lincoln! LINCOLN: What? What is it? LENI: Lana ran away! LUAN: Oh no! LENI: Yes! (Lola, who looks soaking wet, angrily walks into the screen from the right) LOLA: Good riddance! (strolls away on the left) LUAN: Hey hey hey! We gotta find her! LENI: I know! LINCOLN: Alright, everybody, spread out and look for Lana! LENI: Right, I'll go this way! (exits on the left) LINCOLN: (to the audience) Err, ladies and gentlemen, err, we will continue the show in just a moment, but in the meantime, if you see a tomboy, holler! LUAN: Lana! (exits on the right) LINCOLN: Lana! LENI: (enters back) Lana! LYNN: (enters with her torch from the right) LANA! LENI: Oh, Lana? LYNN: LANA! LENI: Lana?! LYNN: Where are you?! LENI: Lana? Lana?! (exits on the right) LYNN: LANA! (exits on the left) LUAN: (offscreen) Where are you, Lana?! LINCOLN, LUAN, LENI: (looking around, but only with their torchlights showing) Lana! Lana! Lana! LYNN: (enters in front of the audience and behind the screen from the left) LANA! RITA: Hey, what's all the commotion about? LYNN: Lana ran away! RITA: Well, you know what that makes her? RITA, LYNN SR: Smarter than us! (both laugh) LYNN: Doh! (laughs) Anybody see a tomboy? (a red cap appears on the left balcony) CHILD: (in one of the theatre seats) I see one! LYNN: I don't see anything. CHILD: Turn around! LYNN: Where? CHILD: Here! LYNN: Where?! CHILD: Up there! LYNN: (points her torch at the red cap) Oh, nothing up there but a red cap. (realizes) A RED CAP?! LANA! LANA: (sadly sits up) Hi, sweeties. LYNN: Hey, Lincoln! Look! (exits the stage on the right) LINCOLN: (enters the screen with Luan and Leni from the right) What? (gasps) Lana, what are you doing up there? LANA: I'm running away! Nobody will let me help in the movie. (sniffs sadly) LINCOLN, LUAN, LENI: Aww! LYNN SR: This is a very moving moment. RITA: Yeah, I wish they'd move to Pittsburgh. WALDO: (enter through a small white door on the left of the screen) Hey, Lana! What are we doin', stickin around here? Let's burn some rubber! (he screeches his with tires) LUAN: Who's that? LANA: He's Waldo, and my 3D friend, and we're both leaving the movie. LENI: But Lana, if you leave, you'll all miss the fireworks. LUAN: Right, yeah! WALDO: Fireworks?! Ooh! LANA: Okay, I'll stay, but I want your help. LINCOLN: Uh, geez, is there anything Lana can do in the final number? LENI: Hmm... LUAN: Uh, gosh... Maybe, maybe... Maybe Lana could set off the fireworks! LANA: That sounds great! WALDO: Yeah! And I'll stay to help! (laughs) I love fireworks! (laughs and holds his spark sticks) LINCOLN: Uh, well, okay. Urm... Lori, are you that ready? LORI: (opens door) Yes, it's a glorious 3 hour finale. LINCOLN: You got a minute and a half! (Lori gasps and shuts the door) LINCOLN: Okay, everybody, get ready! LANA, LUAN, LENI: Oh, yeah, yeah, right! Yeah, yeah! (Lana ducks down, Waldo disappears on the left, with Leni and Luan on the right) LINCOLN: (to the audience) Uh, ladies and gentlemen, the Loud House proudly presents the final demonstration of Loud Vision 3D! (exits to the left as he points at the right with two hands) (The finale scene fades in with a drumer, who starts druming. The camera moves back, revealing more drumers and marching men in front, facing the audience. The trumpeters begin playing their trumpets, which they zoom into the audience. The scene then cuts to Waldo as the General, with the men holding the USA flags. Waldo hums the french anthem, and the flag holder on the right, accidently knocks a tuba player down from his stand. The tuba player pops up, not knowing that his tuba was stuck on his head.) TUBA PLAYER: Where am I?! (a number of flag holders, marching left, hits the tuba several times) TUBA PLAYER: Coming through! LORI: (enters from the left) What are you doing?! Get back into place! TUBA PLAYER: Pardon me! (The scene cuts to a man firing a cannon, with more trumpeters on the left. with the tuba player running on the left) TUBA PLAYER: Could you have some attention?! (a number of pioneers fire their guns at the audience, which are in fact smoke effects. The scene then cuts to more army men with their guns, with him running on the left) TUBA PLAYER: Oh boy! (the gunners fire their guns) TUBA PLAYER: Woah! Is it over yet?! (the scene cuts to flag holders, marching on the right. he enters from the right, hitting himself again) TUBA PLAYER: Is it over again?! (he enters from the right misses himself from the archers) TUBA PLAYER: Sorry! (The scene cuts to the cannon holders, who fires once more) LORI: (enters from the right) Lana, the fireworks! LANA: (still on her balcony) ROCKETS AWAY! (launches a detonator, setting off fireworks, which illuminate the theatre) WALDO: (laughs and turns into one and blasts off) WEEEEE!!!!! LYNN SR: Ooh!!! Aah!!! Ooh!!! RITA: Enjoying the fireworks? LYNN SR: No, my chair's on my foot! (the camera moves down and reveals Lola, being dressed up as the Statue of Liberty, with the armies of red and blue celebrate the finale. Just then, the tuba player, with his tuba still stuck on his head, hits an archer, who accidently fires his arrow, at the back of the theatre, as the armies begin to fall apart) WALDO: (pops up as still the firework rocket and laughs) Watch this! (Waldo whizzes around Lola, which her dress falls off to reveal her pants, which makes her drop her torch and plague, as she gasps in embarrassment. Waldo then aims and hits the stage, which ignites the rest of the fireworks. Lola finally has enough) LOLA: (enraged) THAT'S IT! STOP THE MOVIE!!! LYNN: (pops up behind) Stop the movie! Stop the movie, Lucy! (runs offscreen on the left) LUCY: What? (Waldo pops up again) LOLA: (to Waldo, as he transforms back to normal) WHAT DO YOU WANT! LYNN: (enters in front of the audience and behind the screen from the left) Hey, Lucy! Can't you hear me?! Stop the projector! LUCY: But I wanna see this part. LOLA: YOU WILL HEAR FOR MY WRATH! LYNN: Don't worry, I will save you, Lola! (she throws water from her fire bucket at the igniting sparks, causing Lola to scream from the steam. But the situation isn't over yet, a platform raises to the stage, which reveals Luna with her guitar powered cannon, with Leni in it as a daredevil!) LYNN: Take it easy! (gasps) I'm sorry! Oh no! Wait! Don't shoot! Duck everybody, Duck! (Waldo transforms into a duck and quacks) LYNN: No, not you, them! (Waldo transforms back to normal) LYNN: LOOK OUT!!! (She runs away on the right, as Luna hardly strokes her guitar, which fires Leni from the cannon, zooming through the theatre and crashes into the back wall, where she gets stuck. The impact was so hard, that Lucy's projector breaks, causing the film to go off balance and rip apart, leaving a blank white screen) LUCY: No! My movie! It's ruined! Well, somebody is gonna pay for this! And don't deserve to live! WALDO: (Waldo enters the screen from the left) At last! I'm out of the silly film! (laughs) LUCY: Or are you?! (fires her blunderbuss at Waldo, but misses) WALDO: Hey! What are you shooting at me for? It was Luna! LUCY: I don't care! (fires her blunderbuss, but misses again) WALDO: Hey! Watch it, will you! LUCY: I will! (fires her blunderbuss again) If you are out of my will! (and again) And I will make you suffer! WALDO: (turns into a pie target) Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! You can't hit me with a... (enraged, Lucy puts down her blunderbuss and reveals her cannon. Waldo gasps as his eyes zoom out at the audience in panic and transforms back to normal) WALDO: ...Cannon? Hey, everybody, SHE'S GOT A CANNON! WOAH! (escapes through a hole, which Lucy has fired earlier) LUCY: YOU'RE DEAD!!! (she fires her cannon, which the cannonball rips through the projection screen, blasting off bricks everywhere, tearing a large hole in the front wall, which reveals park guests on the other side of the destroyed wall) LYNN: (enters in front of the audience and behind the screen from the right) WOAH! (to the audience) Everyone okay in here? LYNN SR, RITA: WE SURRENDER! WE SURRENDER! LYNN: WHAT AN EXPLOSION! (exits on the right) (Just as Luna enters in front of the audience and behind the screen from the right, playing the Muppet Show theme song with her guitar, a fire truck reverses through the hole, with Lincoln at the end of its ladder) LINCOLN: (to the audience) Uh, well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to apoligize for the slight technical difficulties, but I do wish to assure you that no one was hurt and this theatre suffered only minor damage. So thank you very much for coming to see this demonstration of Loud Vision Technology and enjoy the rest of your day and come see us again sometime! (the red main curtains close as the performance ends) LUNA: You heard Lincoln, SEE US NEXT TIME, DUDES! (exits on the right) (Just then, Waldo appears through the curtains once more, laugs and transforms into Tippy the Cow) WALDO: (as Tippy the Cow) They'll never reconise me now! Forward! Ha! (the Loud Vacuum is then heard, as Waldo gasps and transforms back to normal, only to get finally sucked in) LANA: Ha! What a "cute" ending! (laughs as the left balcony curtains close) LYNN SR: Well, what do you think? RITA: Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next show? LYNN SR: We can't, you old fool, we're "bolted to the seats!" (both laugh as the right balcony curtains close, as the show/episode ends)