User blog:The Epicness9000/Fanfiction: Fire in Royal Woods

Inspired by a miniskit at school, therefore it is short.

Plot
[Luna walks up to the counter of a Dairy Queen.]

Luna: One chicken strip basket with ketchup, please.

Cashier: Coming right up!

[Two minutes later, Luna gets her meal--but the chicken strips are burnt black.]

Luna: You expect me to eat this coal?!

Cashier: Sorry, it was the fryer!

Luna: If you saw the meal, you would toss it out!

''[The two got into an argument. The camera cuts over to the base of a fryer--with fire slowly approaching.]''

Luna: AND YOU DID NOT SMELL-- (sniffing) Do you smell something burning?

''[The two look over to the burning fryer. It explodes, knocking Luna unconscious.]''