Thread:Jokeman20/@comment-31541999-20170713021711/@comment-25100807-20170714040540

[Lincoln is in the kitchen when a hooded figure tries to break in through the window]

Lincoln: [gasps] "The burglar!" [grabs a banana which he uses as a gun but the hooded figure is revealed to be Lana] Lana: "Chill, banana boy! I'm training Charles to be a vicious guard dog!" [imitating a burglar] "I'm the burglar! Attack, boy!" [But Charles just lies there and yawns so Lana grabs a handful of his dog food] "Look, I'm stealing your food!" [eats the food but Charles lies on his back and falls asleep; frustrated] "Charles! Mmm! What is this? Chipped beef?" [continues to eat Charles' food while Lincoln just stares awkwardly at the audience]