User blog:MrTyeDye/Fanfiction: Lincoln Has a Snack (Peter Chimaera Tribute)

I came on here after a day at the beach and I saw a whole lotta drama and mud-slinging, so I thought I'd ease the tension with some dumb thing I wrote in my free time. I was bored and I thought it'd be fun to try to write a TLH fic in the style of Peter Chimaera, one of the oldest and most notorious fanfic writers on the internet, renowned for classics like Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction,  DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111, and of course, the immortal Doom: Repercussions of Evil. Enjoy!

On day Lincoln was reading comics in his underpents but he had to stop becase he was hungry too.

“I am hungy” sad Lincon “I will go to the kitchen and get a sneck.” So Linocln walked down the stars to the kitchin to get one. But he bumperd into Lisa who was doing scince stuff and she droped her test tub.

“LINCONL YOU IGMORANUS YOU MADE ME DROP MY SCIENCE” clattered Lisa but Lincoln was too hunger to say sorry. So he went to the kitten and Luan was their too.

Lincoln tried to get candy to eat but Luan said “Lincoln that stoff will rot your teeth”

“But you eat candy to” said Licnoln.

“Yes but i have braces so it doesnt cont. If you eat it you will have wooden teth just like president lincon HA HA HA GET IT?”

[Authros note i know it was gorge washaton who had wood teeth but it is just a jok that she made]

“Eat vegetatarbles instead lincoln” “okay” so Lincoln had celery. “now that i am nurished i can go back to comics”

so ilncoln went back up stairs and met Leni in the hall.

“hey Lincy what’s two plus two” said Leni becaus she was dub.

“it’s for leni”

“okay ty” and leni walked away. but now lincoln was lonly because he didnt have anyon to red his comics with. so he went to Luna’s room and luna was playing giutar.

“Luna do you want to read comics with me?” requasted Lincoln

“No Linoln they have to many men in them and i am lesbin”

“Okay said Lincoln” and Lincoln walked back to the hall but he saw Lori and she was mad.

“Lincoln i told you not to go in my roon, now i will turn you into a human prezzil!” spatted Lori.

“But lori i was never in your rom”

“I don’t care, HUMEN PRAZZIL!!!!111”

And she tired to chase Lincoln but she stepped on Lolas tiara and she said “ow” and Linconl got away.

Lola was angary because her tiara was brok but it was okay becase Lana fixd it with duck tap.

So Lincoln went back into his room and Lily was on his bed and Lily said “po-po”

“Do oyu want read comics with me?” aksed Linconl and Lily said po-poo again and tehy read comics togerther.

“It is hefty life living with ten sitters,” said Lincoln, “but I would’nt trad it for the wolrd.”

“You forget me” said Lucy who was under lincoln’s bed and Licnon was scarred and dorpped Lily on the flor.

THE END

ATUHORS NOSE theres no Lynn in this story becaus i dont lik lynn