Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-26253276-20180103101820/@comment-26253276-20180106040352

Lori: I already told you two: (jogs in place) I have a higher footspeed and (stops jogging and looks left and right with one hand flat just above her eyes, as if sightseeing) a greater view. I also have (reaches toward crew) a longer reach, (flexes bicep) greater strength, (jumps high) and a higher jump height. (sits on a building) So, what do you think?

Lori's weight destroys the building, causing her to fall on her back, and scatters debris across the intersection. She gasps in shock at what she had just done.

Lori: I am a horrible person!

Lori starts crying. Large tears begin to flood the intersection. Lisa discovers some yellow and black tape.

Lisa: Huh? (gasp) (calmingly) Lori! Don't cry!

Lori: (sadly) Why?

Lisa: (calmingly) You helped the city! That building was marked for demolition. (slightly stern) And your tears are turning this intersection into a hazard.

The sewer system emptied the intersection of the fluid.

Lori: What a mess I caused! How will I get rid of it?