User blog:007Jamesdean/Nobody Likes a Sore Loser

It starts with Sammy doing some work in the garden in the backyard when she saw an unexpected guest. It was her evil twin sister Amy.

Samey: Amy? What are you doing here?

Amy: Oh, nothing much. Just looking for the brats that RUINED MY LIFE!

Samey: You're talking about the Total Drama season that J.D. and Naruto participated in? Well, you deserved to lose for being a horrible person!

Amy: We're a lot alike, Samey. But one of us is innocent and the other is guilty! Care to guess which you are?

Samey: I'm innocent!

Amy (knocks Samey to the ground): The cash prize was mine. But you and Knudson ruined everything and now all of my friends hate me!

Samey: Well, I'm sorry, Amy! But I don't know what that's like!

Amy (chuckles and gets out a strange device): Oh, but you will! (knocks Samey out)

Cricket jumped in and kicked Amy in the back.

Cricket: No one hurts my friends on my watch.

Amy: What the heck are you!?

Cricket: Someone who will do whatever it takes to protect my friends.

A little later, Samey woke up to find the everyone starting down at her, including herself. Samey gasped in horror to discover that somehow, Amy looks just like her and that she looks just like Amy.

Me: You alright, Cricket?

Cricket: I'm fine.

Tech: Look who just woke up.

We put a special seal on the Night Breed that enables them to go out into the sunlight without any negative repercussions.

Amy (pretending to be Samey): Sis put up a fight. But I was much tougher.

Samey: That's not me! Amy took my body! I'm really Samey!

Lightning: Same crazy Amy. But she's much uglier then I remember.

Amy: You're telling me!

Ben: Samey, why did you suddenly became so hostile? It's not like you.

Amy (keeping the act up): Oh come on! I may act tough from time to time but I'm still me! Anyway, I say we tear Amy apart!

Me: Calm down, Samey. We shouldn't go that far.

Amy: Why not? You guys killed some of your bad guys before. Why should Amy be different?! I mean, look at what she did to Cricket!

Samey: That's not true. Amy did something and now I look just like her while she looks just like me!

Amy (still pretending to be Samey): Poor Amy. All that time being angry at you guys must have fried her brain. She's clearly a danger to herself and all those around her.

I began to have my suspicions and I used my Sharingan and I saw that Amy became Samey and Samey is Amy somehow.

I whisper into Samey's ear and told her to play along with it until the time is right.

Me: We know it's you Amy.

Samey: Same here.

Amy (sweating nervously): You think I'm Amy? (to Chris) Chris, you remember when I sent that audition video to you, right?

Chris: Of course I do. I remember that you said your name is pronounced Sammy and that you denied having a sister.

Amy (to JD): And JD. I remember that you gave my horrible twin sister, Eva, Heather, and Scott what they deserved. (to Ben) And I also remembered you telling me about how you used Ghostfreak to kill Zombozo.

Tech: Where's Fade? He's supposed to be with you.

Amy: Oh, he's just taking a nap.

Ben: How'd she know that I used Ghostfreak to kill Zombozo?

Samey: Maybe because she looked up your files on your computer.

Later Lincoln and Amy are playing video Games.

Fade (sees Amy playing Super Smash Bros Brawl but losing): You ok, Samey?

Amy (pretending to be Samey): Of course. Why?

Fade: Because you're usually good at Super Smash Bros Brawl. (realizes something) Samey, do you remember when you met me and the rest of the Night Breed a few days ago?

Amy: Of course. I remember laughing my head off when I saw Edzilla fight Brickhouse.

Fade: Pretty good memory. Except you were never there. You only met us yesterday! (tries to punch Amy)

Amy (hides behind couch): Ok, so I'm not Samey. But I still want the life that she took from me!

Fade: Amy, I know you're angry at the world right now. But you can still change. Me and the Night Breed did. All you need to do is give yourself up.

Amy: Like that'll happen! (knocks Fade unconscious with knock out spray) Now to hide him somewhere. And then I better look on their computer so I don't make the same mistake.

Lincoln: I win Samey!

Amy: Aw man!

Alexis (to Jasmine and Mindy): You two think Samey was acting a bit off?

Jasmine (Yugioh GX): Nah. She's probably just spooked that her evil sister's back.

Mindy: Maybe we should send out our Duel Monsters so we can find Amy faster.

Alexis: Good Idea.

Alexis called Ice Queen.

Jasmine called Harpie Queen

Mindy called Rescue Cat.

Ice Queen: What's going on Alexis?

Alexis: We think that something is seriously wrong with Samey over there. She's acting really strange.

Rescue Cat: Say no more I'm on it.

Rescue Cat sniffed her and yowled and went back to Mindy.

Rescue Cat: That's not Samey. That's her evil twin sister Amy in disguise. She used this strange device on her arm to make herself look like Samey.

They gasp.

Alexis: We have to warn J.D. and the others.

Jasmine: Right.

They went into our room where we had Samey tied up.

Lightning: You always thought I was dumb, Amy! Well, let's see what you think of me now! (about to punch her)

Lola: That's right. We know it's you!

Samey: Lightning, Lola, wait! I can prove it's me! Remember when we had that victory party after J.D. won the cash prize and you congratulated me for defeating Ezekiel?

Lightning (remembers that and gasps): Samey, it is you! (hugs her)

Tech: How did Amy manage to make herself look like you?

Samey: I don't know. But we have to stop her!

Lightning: Don't worry. I'll call the others!

Lola: Okay I'm confused here.

Alexis, Jasmine, Mindy and the Duel Monster Spirits came in.

Alexis: J.D. that's Amy in disguise!

Rescue Cat: She used this strange device on her arm to make a switcheroo.

I look at the device on Samey's arm.

Me: It's a holographic disguise band. It transforms you into anyone you want.

Lisa: Fascinating technology.

Lucy: How did Amy get ahold of something like that?

Me: That's a good questiong. Lightning untie her.

Lightning: Okay.

He did so.

Me: Now we have to take Amy down.

Ben: I'll find her.

Ben became Wildmutt.

Ben: (Roars)

Me: A Vulpimancer from the planet Vulpin.

Wildmutt nodded.

Dawn came in.

Dawn (TD): Guys! That's not Sammy. That's Amy in disguise. Her aura is all black.

Me: We know Dawn. Okay Ben smell her out.

Wildmutt did so and we went down to the Living Room and confronted Amy.

Me: We know it's you Amy! The jig is up!

Amy: How did you know it was me?

Me: We don't have to answer that question.

Amy ran.

Me: After her!

She made her way into the backyard and into the forest and went down into a cave.

Me: I never noticed a cave here.

I use my holographic computer and it showed that the cave is a huge network of tunnels that go right under Lake Huron and all the way to the forest outside of Muskoka, Ontario, Canada.

Me: So that's how they did it.

Lori: What is it?

Me: Heather, Scott, Eva and Amy got across the United States Canada Border by going through this cave system. It goes all the way from Muskoka to the forests outside of Royal York.

Everyone gasps.

Varie: That's incredible.

Lola: But that's a 300 mile hike.

Lisa: Fascinating. This is a very clever method they used. They snuck under Lake Huron and got across the border that way.

Luna: That is very clever dudes.

Me: Well lets find her. We're not gonna do it just by standing here. Ben you lead the way.

We donned our miner hats and went into the cave. We saw that it was a truly magnificent cave and it was a breathtaking marvel. It was unlike any cave we had seen in any part of the world.

Me: Wow! It must've taken thousands maybe millions of years to form this cave.

Shannon: It's beautiful.

Lucy: I would call this my new secret dark place.

Shannon: Me too.

Haiku: Same here.

Wildmutt sniffed around and saw nothing. His vision is like a thermal imaging scope. Even though he has no eyes.

Laney: This place is really amazing.

Nicole: It sure is. This has to be the most amazing cave system I've ever seen.

Lana: This is incredible.

Lila: It's amazing at how long it took to form this cave.

Lily: Yeah.

We climbed over rocks, went over pools and saw dripping stalactites, stalagmites and even some beautiful columns. It was a beautiful marvel from the Earth's crust in its entirety.

Wildmutt then saw something up ahead.

Wildmutt: (Roars)

Me: He found her! Lets go!

We ran and caught up with her and pounced on her.

Me: Nice try Amy. We got you!

Ben reverted back.

Ben: You're now going to prison for a long time.

I take off the device on Amy and she and Sammy reverted back.

Sammy: I'm now the superior twin Amy.

Amy: You will never be the superior twin Samey!

Sammy: For the record it's Sammy!

She punched Amy in the face and knocked her out.

Leni: Like nice shot Sammy.

Sammy: Thanks Leni.

Luan: You Punched her Lights out. (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?

We laughed at that one.

Back at the house Fade had gotten up from being knocked out.

Gale: You alright, Fade?

Fade: I'm fine. But Amy won't be when I'm done with her!

Me: That won't be necessary Fade.

They saw us come in with a knocked out Amy.

Gale: Wow! Where did you find her?

Lori: We literally found her in a really cool cave.

Lynn: It's a cave that goes all the way underneath Lake Huron and goes underneath the United States Canada Border.

Gale: Wow! That's really clever.

Tech: It sure is.

Amy was later arrested and to make sure that the confusion never happens again Sammy decided to change her look. Leni gave her a blue summer shirt, blue denim jeans and blue pumps. She even dyed her hair ocean blue.

Leni: Sammy you are totes amazing in those colors.

Sammy: Thanks Leni. Blue is an awesome color and I wanted to stand out and look like a good person.

Leni: Blue is a great color for you and it totes matches who you are.

Sammy: Thanks Leni.

Sammy came down and we were amazed by her change.

Elena: Wow! Sammy you look awesome!

Me: You sure do.

Lori: Leni literally did a fantastic job on you.

Sammy: Thanks guys.

Me: Now Chris and Chef Hatchett can go back to Canada now that the losers have been put where they rightfully belong: Prison.

Chris: I just want to thank you for having me and Chef around. It was actually enjoyable to be around friends.

Ben: No problem, Chris. Are you two heading elsewhere to work on another Total Drama season?

Chef: Well, we still have to think up of some challenges. And we need to do a background check so guys like Heather and Scott aren't invited. But if we do make another season, it'll involve you guys, Cody, DJ, and a normal Ezekiel.

Me: That's a wise decision guys. Can't wait for the next season and it won't be me and Naruto.

Lincoln: I want to join.

Lynn: Me too. I want to try it out.

Chris: Okay guys. See you next season.

Me: Will do.

They left and went back to Canada.

Tech: So what is Total Drama?

Me: It's a really awesome show Tech. It's a competition where you compete in these insane crazy challenges that are painful both mentally and psychologically. The last person standing wins the grand prize. $1,000,000.00 in Canadian Money which is equal to $800,000.00 in America Money.

Lincoln: That's right. It's really tough and it's awesome!

Me: Yep. Now that we've seen the last of Heather, Scott, Eva and Amy we can make sure that we get through this without any heartless monsters ruining our fun.

Lynn: You said it.

The cave that was used by the losers was sealed off at Muskoka and it was now made into an extremely popular tourist attraction. Amy was found guilty of assault and battery, illegally crossing the border, identity theft, and attempted murder. She was sentenced to life in prison without Parole in the Mariana Trench Prison.

Me: (To the viewers) Remember this kids: Nobody Likes a Sore Loser.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

NicoChan11 gave me the idea for this one. Thanks man. Amy has to be the most evil twin I ever saw on Total Drama. She deserved to be shot out of that cannon. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.