Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180306012505/@comment-30953185-20180309002957

[Clyde then fantasizes a shiny trophy and I fantasize Leni admiring me because of my trophy.]

Clyde: Mmm… maybe you’re right.

Me: OK, let's upload it.

Lincoln: Let’s go!

[The next day at school, all the kids are talking about Lincoln's video.]

Female Classmate: Lincoln, your video rocks! You got my vote!

Male Classmate: Man. Lucy and that sculpture? What a weirdo!

Female Classmate: And how about Lori?

Male Classmate: You mean Miss Toots-A-Lot? She should see a doctor about that.

[As the kids laugh, Lincoln starts to look a little worried.]

Female Classmate: So embarrassing.

Lincoln: (worrying) Embarrassing?

Male Classmate: Yeah! My sisters would pulverize me if I posted a video like that!

Lincoln: (scared) Pulverize?

[Later, Lincoln and Clyde are walking.]

Clyde: You can't get pulverized, Lincoln! I'd never be able to find another best friend as good as you!

Me: (to Clyde) Forget about Lincoln! Well, don't forget about Lincoln, but what about us?! We could pulverized too! We helped make that video!