User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: A Fridge Too Far

Lincoln was hungry while taking a test.

He had mac 'n' cheese bites he thought were the best.

Lynn Sr. was excited and doing a dance:

An investor was coming and this might be his chance,

To open his own restaurant with a flair.

He served Rita food with a side of fresh air.

Linc came home so hungry he looked quite a sight,

When he saw that somebody had stolen one bite!

He said, "Girls, which of you took your sole brother's food?

Don't you all know that is terribly rude?!"

Lana implied that she was the thief,

But she said, "My involvement's incredibly brief,

For if I did steal it, it was only due,

To the fact that Lola ate chow I had saved too."

Lola said, "OK, but I'd saved some pie.

Luan swiped the slice in the blink of an eye."

Luan said she took it to pull a prank on Lynn.

Linc said, "This is quite a bad spot that we're in.

Let's put an end to this food-swiping story."

"You can't 'cause the family's too big," said ol' Lori.

Lincoln then labelled the box with his name.

Luan said, "Eating his food will disappoint him. A shame,

But it's also kind of funny seeing him mad."

A watermelon rolled out and hit her foot bad.

Leni found a brownie belonging to Luan.

She thought, "I will just eat one corner if I can.",

But a boxing glove came out and hit her in the face.

When Luna stole, paint spread all over the place.

Someone shocked Lana with electricity.

(They'd hooked wires up to a drumstick, you see.)

Someone else put their pet turtle there to guard food.

He bit Lori's hand 'cause he was a mean dude.

Something led to Lincoln hanging upside down,

And he, Luna, and Lana all had a frown.

So did Lily, who was covered in something that glowed.

Lisa and Lincoln had a plan, which Linc showed:

Dividing the fridge into eleven equal spaces.

They scuffled to get their snacks in the right places.

Then, Lynn Sr. came and put shopping away.

"Eww, why's this in my zone?" Luan Loud did say.

She threw it away and Cliff ate it with a meow.

Lisa found beet juice and thought, "I wonder how,

That came to my spot. Did Lucy bring that?",

And she threw it away and it landed on the cat.

Lori found caviar and mistook it for bait.

She threw it away with not a moment to wait.

Lola found duck liver. "Did Lisa do this?".

She threw it away, rather mad at her sis.

Cliff ate all the food making him bloated and tired.

When the investor (Tim) came, Lynn Sr. was wired,

When he opened the fridge and found all his food gone.

He hoped Tim did not find out what was going on,

And frantically searched for the food that he had.

His children came in and said, "Are you OK, dad?".

He said, "I have zip left. Not even a cup."

Then, Cliff came around and he ralphed the food up.

Lori said, "It was our fault," and told the whole truth.

"Try serving leftovers," suggested the youth.

Lynn Sr. was unsure, but Tim liked the food.

He said, "Fancy food's boring, not meaning to be rude."

Rita stashed chocolate cake under the couch,

And proved that, with pranks, she isn't a slouch.