User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud House

Lincoln found money hidden deep in the couch.

Perhaps it had fallen out of someone's pouch.

When he mentioned it, his sisters came one and all,

And started a crazy, cacophonous brawl.

Lynn Sr. said, "You kids know better than to fight.

Go clean the attic and please, do it right."

Lincoln then discovered a letter which stated that it,

Was from the prevous owner who also would spit,

And argue and fight with her fam about dough,

So she hid lots of money and was letting them know.

He told all his sisters but they said, "No way,"

Yet secretly were intrigued by "Sharon DeMonet",

And her claim that there were lots of bucks hidden somewhere,

So they secretly searched for the money here and there.

Lisa used a metal detector to scout,

And when Lincoln saw her he said, "What's this about?"

She claimed it was a machine to detect low IQ,

And awkwardly left so the convo was through.

Lynn lowered Lucy down the Loud family chute,

When Lincoln came up, causing Lynn Jr. to scoot,

And drop little Lucy, causing her to scream.

Lynn said, "Lincoln, things aren't as weird as they seem.

I'm just putting my laundry down the chute, you see?",

But Lincoln said, "It sounds more solid than laundry to me.

Besides, it, like, screamed." Lynn said, "Linc, go away!

Or I'll throw you down there!". Lincoln said, "Whoa! OK..."

Lynn apologised for dropping Lucy down there,

But Lucy said, "I like it there. There's no need to fear."

Lincoln saw Lola pacing about.

She said, "I'm practicing for a pageant, there's no reason to doubt."

Lincoln left and Lana was sooty from head to toe,

And said, "Sorry, sis, I didn't find any dough."

Luna and Luan were also on the lookout,

In the furnace, and Lincoln said, "What's this about?".

Luna drummed on the furnace and said, "I'm just drumming,"

But that made Luan dizzy and her ears were humming.

The search was happening all over the place.

Lori and Leni were in the crawlspace.

Young Leni Loud then shone her flashlight,

On a Halloween prop which gave both girls a fright.

Lori claimed they were dusting, but Leni blurted it out,

That they were searching for money, which made Lincoln shout,

"I knew it!", and they all began fighting once more,

So their dad sent them up so they'd finish their chore.

Lincoln looked at the letter and he found a clue,

With the word "reflect" for what he should do.

He looked on the mirror and soon found another,

And all of his sisters then noticed their brother.

It said they wouldn't find the money if they fought.

Lincoln said, "Should we stop fighting? Maybe we ought."

Lori backed off and her sisters pursued.

Linc was unsure; he's a sensible dude.

He tried to remind them of what the note said,​​​​

Lana told Charles to sniff a dollar but he ate it instead.

Lucy tried a seance, Lynn threw tennis balls.

They ran into bedrooms and all through the halls.

Not one sister cared that the note said, "Don't fight.",

They wanted to find it if it took all day and night.

Luna played loud music and Luan found old food.

They ran into Lincoln's room acting quite rude.

Leni said she'd found something, but it was only her shoe.

They searched the kitchen, the dining room, and the living room too.

They searched Lisa and Lily's room where Lily was sleeping,

So instead of brawling, they were quietly creeping.

They fought over the letter and tore it apart,

And this gave all of the Loud sisters a start.

Lincoln said, "It's your fault! She told you not to fight."​​​​​

The sisters looked down and said, "Maybe you're right."

They said, "We will share money wihout any doubt,"

With the exception of the dollar bill that Charles pooped out.

Lily came out with a note on her butt,

Saying, "You've gotten to the 'bottom' of it and out of your rut."

Lincoln said, "How did she know it'd be on Lily's rump?"​

Then Lola said, "Who cares?" and up they did jump.

Everyone dug up a case that was locked.

Leni unlocked it, which made the rest shocked.

It was five hundred dollars, 45.45 each,

Then the Loud kids all danced around, too happy for speech.

It turned out that "Sharon" was really their dad,

Who cleaned up the house and said, "It worked. I'm glad."