User blog:Vulture345/My feelings for Lord Farquaad

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If you haven't figured out by my user page and some of my fanfictions. I have a HUGE crush on Lord Farquaad. Sometimes I wish he was a real person so I could tell him how I feel and give him a kiss.   I love everything about him: his intellectual attitude, his angelic voice (Thanks to John Lithgow, he rocks:)), his kindness towards his family (other than Shrek), his beautiful, sexy, black hair. Excuse me if I sound like Shrek obessing over his swamp, but I really can't help it. Even if he does act mean sometimes like in "Shrek" or "Shrek 4D " ..he's so sweet, that it doesn't affect the way how I think of him as a whole...