User blog:Steven A. Lucas/Steven Lucas in The Loud House: Everybody Loves Leni (FANFIC)

Hello, it's me Steven Lucas. Today, I am releasing my version of one of my favorite episodes of the show, Party Down.I know that some of you think it's boring, but I actually like this episode. In this version, I had a bit of a supportive role, I tried to entertain some of Lori's friends, but Lori tries to keep her party strict. Also, I tried to pretend to be a party-obsessed character that many people see in most teen movies. I also get to have fun with both the Louds and Lori's friends. I really hope you'll enjoy it. However, I do not own the rights of the characters, the locations, the stories, and the show. It belongs to its rightful owners, the writers, the creators, the showrunners, the producers, and the crew. Thank you.

Steven Lucas in The Loud House

Party Down

Originally Written by Eric Acosta

Re-Written by Steven A. Lucas

[The Loud House basement]

Rita: "We're off to the movies, honey. Have fun at your party tonight!"

Lynn Sr.: "Lynn-sanity Sr. brought you some props! Nothing brightens up a party like a lampshade on the head!" [He puts a lampshade on his head and starts dancing, while Rita giggles.] "Huh?"

Lori: "No offense, Dad, but I'm 17. I'm not throwing that kind of party."

[She flips through a magazine and shows a page to her parents.]

Rita: "50 ways to throw a sophisticated party."

Lynn Sr.: "Oh, gotcha. So, it's more of a fake vomit affair, huh?"

[He pretends to throw up fake vomit, and he and Rita laugh, while Lori looks annoyed.]

Rita: "Come on, honey. We don't wanna miss the previews."

''[They leave. Lori, Leni and Bobby are about to start decorating, when Lynn Sr. comes back.]''

Lynn Sr.: "I'd be kicking myself if I didn't at least ask." [spins his propeller] "Propeller beanie?!" [Lori, Leni and Bobby stare at him.] "And, I'm out." [leaves]

Lori: "Oooookay. Item #1: Say more with great decor. Color coordinated coasters, check. Scented candles, check. Confetti-" [Notices Bobby spreading the confetti.] "Bobby, sweetie, you're bunching the confetti." [takes the bag from him] "You're supposed to scatter it whimsically, like this."

''[She twirls around while scattering. Just then Steven and her siblings rush down with their party supplies and cheer.]''

Lana and Lola: "We brought our bouncers!"

Lisa: "I've constructed a chocolate fountain! It started out as a nuclear fusion device, but I accidentally dropped my chocolate bar in it."

Steven: I’ve brought movies that might have party scenes. [he looks through the DVDs] Let’s see, I have National Lampoon’s Animal House, Can’t Hardly Wait, Superbad, House Party, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Sixteen Candles, American Pie, and American Pie 2. And I’ve also brought my iPod filled with pop punk music including Blink-182, All Time Low, Sum 41, Yellowcard, New Found Glory, Green Day, American Hi-Fi, and I can list them all day long.

Lincoln: "And I've been working on my party tricks all week!" [He takes off his pants and falls down, while Steven and his sisters laugh, while Lori looks annoyed.] "Knee farts!"

Steven: Yeah, Lori. If any of the girls come, I’ll show them off with my good looks, and I want to be known as “The Steve-meister.”

Lori: [annoyed] "Guys! Sorry, we're not doing any of that. This is going to be a sophisticated party."

Lana: "Bor-ing!"

Steven: So does that mean you’re throwing an uncool party. Gee I hope that one would sunk.

Lori: "Well, I'm glad you feel that way, because you're not invited. It's just for the older kids."

Steven: Okay fine. But I’m staying, just to prove that there are any hot chicks, not including my sisters, but hot teenage girls. Just to prove my point that I’m the Steve-meister. And also prove my point that your party will be “sophisticated" enough.

[Lori looks at Steven for his behavior.]

Steven: Sorry Lori, I was going to act like the lovable jerk at the parties. But I’ll be sure that I’ll tone my behavior down.

Lori: Fine. As for the rest of you. Go.

Lincoln: "Yeah, sorry guys. It's just for us."

Lori: "Lincoln, put your pants back on. You're not invited either. Just Steven, Leni and Luna."

Lincoln: "What?! Come on!!"

Luan: "Ooh! And me! Please, please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeease!"

Lori: "Fine! But you have to be cool."

Luan: "Cooly noted!"[laughs; voicing Mr. Coconuts] "Get it?"

Lori: "Don't make me regret my decision."

[Luan and Mr. Coconuts look at each other shocked.]

[Lincoln goes back to his room having put his pants back on.]

Lincoln: "I did not spend a whole week mastering party tricks just to be shown the door." [slams his door and busts out the trunk.] "Lori doesn't want Lincoln Loud at her party, but she didn't say anything about..."

[Cut to Lincoln disguised as a Russian citizen and talking to the bouncer, Leni.]

Lincoln: [feigning Russian accent] "Lincolnovich Loudinski! I am new foreign exchange student."

Leni: [looks at the list] "I don't see your name on the list."

[They check the list.]

Lincoln: "Uh, that is shopping list."

Leni: [disappointed] "Oh. So, feta cheese isn't coming? I was so excited to meet her."

[Lincoln rolls his eyes, pat's Leni's shoulder and goes down into the basement.]

Bobby: "Party's pretty sweet, babe."

Lori: "Thanks, Boo-Boo Bear. Now for Item #8: Make your party all that with some sparkling chitchat." [grabs Bobby who yelps and goes over to some of her friends.] "So, has anyone done any travel lately? I hear the Galapagos Islands are beautiful this time of year."

[Her friends don't know how to respond.]

Chaz: "Uh...me and Tad went to the quarry and threw rocks at ducks."

''[Lori looks disappointed at that statement. Just then, an amplifier screeches and some music starts blaring courtesy of Luna as some of the guests enjoy it.]''

Lori: "Hey, guys!" [the music stops] "Did you check out the origami station?" [shows some origami and pushes the guests away to talk to Luna.] "Luna, what are you doing?"

Luna: "Just trying to liven up the proceedings, dude?"

Lori: "Well, it's way too noisy. Item 4 clearly states that easy listening makes for easy talking."

Luna: "What's item five? Put everyone to sleep?"

Lori: "You are on warning!"

[Leni takes a photo of their little argument with her phone.]

Leni: "Super cute! I'm totes posting this."

Lori: [looks at the photo] "You totes are not! This is not sophisticated! Post this." [strikes a glamorous and sophisticated pose.]

Leni: [takes the picture] "Awesome! You look so constipated."

Lori: [frustrated] "Sophisticated, Leni!"

[Leni looks confused at her.]

Steven: Ha!

Lori: "Item 7: Tasty bites make tasty nights." [gathers some snacks on a tray and offers them to her guests.] "Anyone for a mushroom polenta on toast points?"

[Her guests gag and Luan and Mr. Coconuts pop up.]

Luan: [as Mr. Coconuts] "I've got a buddy who's a mushroom. He's a real fungi!"

[The guests laugh and Lori drags Luan away to talk to her.]

Lori: "Luan, I told you to be cool."

Luan: "What? I'm just trying to yuck it up a little."

Lori: [groans] "There's no yucking at a sophisticated party."

Luan: [as Mr. Coconuts] "Unless someone eats a polenta. Bazing!"

Lori: "You are  both  on warning!"

''[The music stops and plays American Hi-Fi’s Flavor of the Weak. Lori sees Steven acting like a party-loving jerk.]''

Steven: Ha! Where are the females in the HOUSE! [sees Tad] Yo! Tad! What’s up!

Tad: Hey dude, how’s it hanging?

Steven: Not much, but I’m the man.

Tad: Oh, you definitely are. [laughs excitedly]

[Tad gives Steven a high-five, Steven walks up to Chaz]

Steven: Hey! It’s the Chaz-man.

Chaz: Cool nickname. Chaz like.

Steven: Well, my buck-o I’m glad you liked it. But anyway, sodas are in the cooler, enjoy.

[Steven walks up to Teri and her boyfriend.]

Steven: Yo! Teri. I heard that you and your boyfriend are getting it on tonight! Chika-chick-wa-wow. [laughs] I’m joking dudes, anyway have fun.

[Steven sees Dana and Becky, trying to hit on them.]

Steven: Wow! You ladies are so beautiful. That I could date both of you at the same time.

Becky: Gee. Thank you, you look kind of handsome too.

Dana: Yeah, you are so funny too.

Steven: Thank you, anyway, enjoy yourselves, and meet me after this party’s over.

[Steven walks up to Joey]

Steven: Joey!

Joey: Hey dude!

Steven: What the heck are you doing here! [laughs]

[Joey looks unamazed.]

Steven: I’m just playing with you. Come over here you little rascal. [hugs Joey]

[The music stops and Lori grabs Steven by the shoulder]

Steven: Hey, what the heck Lori, can’t you see I’m letting my mojo out.

Lori: Steven! I need you to stop disrupting my guests at my party.

Steven: Come on, it’s called “acting”. So, get used to it, ‘blondie’.

Lori: You are on warning!

Steven: Well, warn this. [points at his posterior and leaves.]

Lori: [goes over to her guests with a jar of paper pieces.] "Guys, who's up for some Charades?" [beat] "I'll go first." [reaches in for something to act and reads it.] "Okay." [holds up two fingers to say it's two words.]

Tad: "You have to go number two."

''[Lori looks unimpressed. Luna sits around bored and starts playing some music with the washboard and brush, getting the guests' attention.]''

Chaz: "Chaz like."

[Luna then starts playing music with the laundry equipment and the crowd cheers only for Lori to break it up.]

Lori: "Guys, guys. I just put out some fresh salmon mousse." [turns to Luna as the guests walk away.] "Ugh. Luna, what did I tell you?"

Luna: "But, dude, they were pickin' up what I was layin' down."

Lori: "Well, you need to pick up and leave before you ruin my party!"

Luna: "Whatever, brah." [leaves]

Luan: "It's too bad. She had a real clean sound." [as Mr. Coconuts] "Guess you have to wash your step around here." [normal voice] "Yeah, or you'll get hung out to dry."

[As she laughs at her jokes, Lori points toward the exit, telling her to leave.]

Luan: [as Mr. Coconuts] "Oh. Okay. We fold." [laughs as she leaves]

[Rock music blasts from Steven’s iPod playing ‘Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)’ by The Offspring]

Steven: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to witness the magic moves from the Steve-meister.

''[Steven begins to dance, the guys cheered to him, and the girls at the party swoon and giggles. The music stops, and it was Lori who paused his music.]''

Lori: Steven, what are you doing?

Steven: Come on Lori, I was almost getting to hang out with your guests tonight, by showing of my moves. Because, chicks dig this stuff.

Lori: Don’t do that. It’s creepy.

Steven: Well, it was supposed to be awesome.

Lori: Get out!

[Steven looks a bit startled and leaves.]

Steven: Oh, by the way Lori. I saw Lincoln crashing your party, as an uninvited exchange student. [leaves.]

[Meanwhile, the guests are laughing at Lincoln as Lincolnovich juggling with one foot on his head.]

Becky: "Do another one, Lincolnovich!"

Lincoln: [holding Becky's face] "For you, Babushka, no problem!"

[He steps and shakes his underwear out without taking his pants off, much to the astonishment of his audience; Lori grabs "Lincolnovich" and tears off his mustache.]

Lori: "Lincoln, I told you you're not invited!"

Lincoln: "But my tricks are killing!"

Lori: "I'm trying to throw a sophisticated party, and you're literally waving around your underwear! Now...SCRAM!"

Lincoln: [in Russian accent] "We will hear about this at embassy!" [leaves]

Lori: "Um, excuse me, everyone. I'm sorry for all my annoying siblings. Now that they're gone, we can get back to our charades and toast points."

[The others mumble and feign excitement.]

Lori: "Yay."

''[The living room. Lincoln has just arrived.]''

Luan: "You got kicked out, too, huh?"

[Lincoln sadly nods.]

Steven: Yeah, me too. I mean, I don’t get it. I mean those party movies I watched were supposed to be about having fun. But man. Lori is such a buzzkill. I mean I’ve done my ways to keep her guests to have fun, but not for chasing girls, jamming out to rock music, drinking too much soda, eating pizza, and toasting ourselves to the next step.

[Lincoln and his siblings gathered.]

Steven: By the way Lincoln, I told Lori about you crashing her party. Sorry dude.

Lincoln: It’s okay.

Luna: "Don't worry, brah. This party's way more rockin'. A-one, two, three, four!" [starts playing New Found Glory’s ‘Hit or Miss’]

[The twins start dancing and Lynn is bouncing on one of the bouncers.]

Lynn: "Check out this major air!" [bounces high and away] "Yee-haw!"

Lucy: [forming a séance with the pets.] "Charles, I see your grandfather. He's a labradoodle."

[Lisa and Lily are drinking from the chocolate fountain.]

Lisa: [hooked] "Oh, mama! This Theobroma Cacao, street name: chocolate, is working wonders on my serotonin levels!"

Lily: [pouring some into her bottle.] "Goo-goo!"

[They giggle]

Steven: Yeah! This is the kind of party I should rather be here for having fun. Luna! Luan! Wanna watch American Pie 2 with me.

Luna: Sure dude.

Steven: Thanks Luna. And keep on rocking out with your socks out!

Luan: Good one Steven, but I hope you want to be an American Strudel. [laughs]

Steven: [laughs] Thank you Luan, and you too Mr. Coconuts.

Mr. Coconuts: No problem Steve-meister.

Lincoln: "You're right. This party's way better. Mind if I sit in?" [takes off his pants and does some knee farts while his sisters laugh.]

Luna: "Yeah, little bro! I dig what you're layin' down!"

Steven: Whoo! This is even better than Lori’s party!

''[They all have a good time upstairs. Back down in the basement, one of the guests is bored out of his mind.]''

Lori: "I don't get it, you guys. I've been following the list, but people don't look like they're having fun."

Leni: "I think they're having fun."

Lori: "Leni, Joey is literally doing his homework." [shows Joey doing so in the corner.] "Hmm...I know what my mistake was!"

Bobby: "You listened too closely to some silly magazine instead of following your own instincts?"

Lori: "No. I left out Item 24!" [goes to the dance floor] "Okay, everyone, line dancing!"

Guests: "Ugh."

Lori: "Don't worry. It's easy. Just watch me." [taps her feet and does the following moves she calls.] "Grapevine right, grapevine left, back three steps, and scuff!" [turns on some country music on her phone.]

Becky: "Um, Lori...um...can I get a drink?"

Lori: "Sure, Becky. As soon as I get a good grapevine out of you."

[They laugh awkwardly]

Becky: [pretending to make a ringing sound] "Brring! Oh, there's my phone!" [fakes getting a call] "Oh, what's that, Mom? You stubbed your toe? Really hard? And you need me to come home right away? Oh, sorry, Lori. Family emergency." [leaves and sighs relieved]

Tad: [following her] "Oh, uh, sorry. She's my ride. Wait up, Rhonda!"

[The other guests run upstairs out of the party while passing Lori making her spin dizzy.]

Guests: "She's my ride, too. / Me too. / I'm blocking her in."

[Dana and Chaz are about to leave but Lori stops them.]

Lori: "Wait, you guys! Where are you going? We haven't, uh..." [checks the magazine] "...made vision boards yet?"

Chaz: [whispering to Dana] "I don't need a vision to know I'm bored." [to Lori] "Awesome party, Lori."

[He and Dana then leave.]

Bobby: "Don't feel bad, babe. I mean, a stubbed toe? That is pretty serious."

Lori: "Eeh. Nice try, Boo-Boo Bear. But I know my party was a bomb."

Leni: "What do you mean? Joey got all his homework done."

Lori: "Guys, if you don't mind, I literally wanna be alone for a little bit."

[Bobby and Leni go upstairs and Lincoln and Steven comes down.]

Lincoln: "I saw everyone leaving. Are you okay?"

Steven: Yeah Lori, you sound a bit glum.

Lori: [sighs] "I'm fine."

[Steven comes down to comfort her.]

Steven: Lori, I am very sorry that I crashed your party. I just wanted them to have fun. Especially that cute skinny redhead, Becky, and the girl with the cute haircut, Dana. Anyway, I really hope her mother’s toe feels fine.

Lori: Thank you Steven. I am very sorry that I acted hard on you earlier. I just wanted my party to be perfect, but my party didn’t go out as I planned.

Steven: Listen Lori, don’t push yourself too hard. Maybe you should forget everything that you’ve read from that magazine and just let yourself go and let the good times roll.

Lori: [sighs] Thanks, Steve-meister. But I just want to be left alone.

[Steven and Lincoln looked at each other.] Lincoln: "Well, we're all hanging out upstairs if you wanna come join us. I mean, it's nothing "sophisticated", but-"

Lori: "You know what? I think I'm done with sophisticated." [tosses the magazine in the trash and notices something else in it.] "Oh. So that's where all the salmon mousse went. Wonderful."

[They leave the basement.]

''[Upstairs, the living room is fully decorated and the other sisters are wearing party hats. Lincoln and Lori arrive. The music plays ‘Phoebe Cates’ by Fenix *TX]''

Lincoln: "Hey, guys, look who's joining the party."

''[The other sisters cheer. Lisa, experiencing a sugar rush, runs up to them.]''

Lisa: [hyperactive] "Can I offer you a chocolate covered gelatinous confectionary, street name: marshmallow?"

Steven: Hey Lori, you should watch a movie with me. But I don’t mind, because I told Leni, Luna, Luan, and Bobby to watch it with me.

Lucy: "Lori, come join our séance. We just discovered that Walt's ancestor is a pterodactyl."

Luan: [as Mr. Coconuts] "And my ancestor's a coffee table."

[They laugh]

Luna: [brings Lori to the mic] "Dudeage! Come sing a duet with me."

Lori: "No, no. You know I'm not a good singer."

Luna: "Come on. I'm doing your fave." [singing] "♫Ooh, girl, give you the♫"

[Lori joins in]

Lori and Luna: "♫Ooh, girl, world girl, give you the, ooh, girl, world girl!♫"

Lynn: [bounces past Lori] "Coming through!"

Lola: [bouncing as well] "I'm gonna beat you!"

Lori: "I'm gonna beat both of you!" [grabs a bouncer and starts bouncing with the crowd cheering; catches up and crosses the finish line made out of toilet paper.] "And the new bouncy ball champion is Lori Loud!" [dunks herself with the chocolate fountain.]

Leni: "I am totally posting this."

''[Leni posts a photo of Lori having so much fun. Becky, Dana, Chaz and Tad, now hanging out elsewhere, get the post and smile. Back at the house, the siblings are having fun while Steven does his dance moves earlier.]''

Steven: Woo-hoo! This is awesome!

''[Just then, the doorbell rings. Lori and Steven answers it and sees that it's Becky with pizza.]''

Steven: Hot chick. You came back for us.

Becky: "Yeah, my mom's toe, it's all better."

Steven: That’s cool. Anyway, you look kind of beautiful today.

Becky: Thanks, so do you too, Steve-meister.

[The other guests come in.]

Guests: "Oh, yeah, and she's still my ride." / "Mine, too." / "Yeah, I needed to block her back in."

''[Lori is happy to see her guests back. Everyone is having fun. The music plays Sum 41’s ‘In Too Deep’]''

Lucy: [telling Joey his fortune] "I see a B minus in your future."

Joey: [disappointed] "Oh, man. Why do I even bother studying at parties?"

[Steven comes in and comforts with Joey]

Steven: I know dude, it’s one of those days.

[Steven hands Joey a slice of pizza]

Steven: Here you go Joey, enjoy it.

Joey: Thanks, Steve-meister.

[Steven looks eagerly amazed to be his friend and comes up to Tad.]

Tad: Wow, Steven. You truly are the Steve-meister.

Steven: Thanks Tad. Anyway, here’s a soda to get sugar-loaded. [hands Tad a can of soda]

Tad: Thank you.

[Steven comes up to Luna.]

Luna: Dude! Come sing with me.

Steven: Sure Luna. Because I love this song.

Luna: Me too dude.

Steven & Luna:

Because I’m in too deep 

and I’m trying to keep

Up above in my head

Instead of going under.

 

‘Cause I’m in too deep

And I’m trying to keep

Up above in my head

Instead of going under

Instead of going under.

 

[Becky and Dana claps for Luna and Steven, as Luna is playing with her guitar, while Steven air guitars.]

Becky: Wow. You guys are very good singers.

Dana: You two are so awesome.

[Steven comes up to Becky and Dana]

Steven: Thank you ladies. But I also want you two to call me ‘The Steven-nator’

Dana: Ooh.

Becky: Sounds intriguing.

Steven: I am the Steven-nator. The sophisticated movie buff that was sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Becky & Dana: We are lucky ladies.

Steven: Shall we dance.

[Steven reached out his hands for the girls]

Becky & Dana: Sure

[Becky and Dana grabs both Steven’s hands.]

Lori: The Steven-nator?

Steven: Yeah, this works every time.

[Steven dances with Becky and Dana]

Chaz: "Great party, Lori. Chaz like."

Lori: "Well, actually, it's not my-"

Lincoln: "Yeah! Lori throws the best parties."

Lori: [smiles and gets an idea.] "I know what would make this even better!" [holds out the box] "Party props!"

Steven: Yeah! Party! Whooo!

''[Everyone grabs a prop and starts having fun with them. Just then, Rita and Lynn Sr. come in and gasp at the state of the party. The music stops.]''

Steven: Oh crud! It’s the parents. I better run away.

[Steven tries to run away and pretends to be invisible.]

Steven: You don’t see me!

[Steven then runs off-screen.]

Lori: "Uh, Mom and Dad, I'm sorry. Things got a little out of hand. Please don't be mad."

[The parents laugh]

Rita: "We're not mad. We're thrilled!"

Lynn Sr.: "Honey, this is the kind of party a 17-year-old should have!"

''[The parents put lampshades on their heads and everyone laughs. Then Steven comes back out.]''

Steven: [sighs in relief] Oh man! I thought you were gonna ground us for sure. [laughs awkwardly] Lori, I think your parents are awesome. Go Mr. and Mrs. Loud!

[Everyone cheers.]

Lincoln: "Hey, everyone! I got another pair of undies! Time for an encore performance!" [starts doing his underwear trick.]

Lynn Sr.: "I taught him that!"

[Lincoln successfully performs his trick and the party-goers cheer for him.]