User blog:TheMaximumMatt/Shortfiction - Vantastic Vantasy

'​The following shortfiction should be taken as a joke, only a joke, and nothing but a joke. ​ It also contains moments that may be deemed dark for younger audiences. Reader discretion is advised.'

​The events here take place during Vantastic Voyage.

​​RITA​: [calls to kids] Okay, kids, steady as she goes.

[The Loud kids are all pushing the van, except for Lola, who stands on top of the van while waving.]

LORI:​ Lola, you are not in a parade! Get down here and help us push!​

​LINCOLN: ​[grunting] Mom, this is the third time Vanzill'as broken down this week. Don't you think it might be time for a new car?

​RITA:​ I would love a new car, guys. It's your dad who won't go for it. Vanzilla was his father's van. And his grandfather's. Someday, he hopes to pass it onto you, Lincoln.​

​[Lincoln stops as his sisters laugh at him. He gets annoyed and starts walking again]

RITA​: What's so funny?

​LORI​: Nothing. It's just the idea of Lincoln literally owning this piece of junk.

​LINCOLN:​ You do realize that you'd still have to push Vanzilla even if I were the owner of this van? In fact, I would be the one making you guys push.

​[The sisters pause and then have a fantasy where the kids, sans Lincoln, are pushing Vanzilla]

​​LENI:​ Lincoln! Can we take a break?! My arms are about to fall off!

​LANA​: Yeah, and I think I might be coming down with something.

​LINCOLN:​ I don't care! We're not even halfway to the grocery store and all you're doing is being lazy!

LYNN:​ Us? Lazy? We've been the ones pushing Vanzilla this whole time! What are you doing that's so hard?

LINCOLN:​ This. [Takes out a whip and starts whipping the sisters, who start shrieking in pain]

​LANA:​ Why are you doing this?! [crying]

​LINCOLN:​ Zip it! [whips the sisters more]

​LYNN:​ I'm not doing this anymore! [runs off]

​LINCOLN:​ Oh no you don't! [takes out remote and pushes a red button. Lynn is electricuted and falls to the ground.]

​LORI:​ What was that?!

​LINCOLN: ​That is for when you try to escape!

LOLA:​ Is Lynn alright?

LINCOLN: ​How should I know? [to Lynn] Get back here and push Vanzilla! Or else!

[The sisters begin to moan in agony as they keep pushing Vanzilla in the intense heat. The fantasy ends and we cut back to reality, where the sisters and Lincoln are still pushing.]

SISTERS​: Oh... [The sisters remain silent and completely horrified]

​LINCOLN:​ [Annoyed] Oh, come on! This that seriously how you guys see me as? I am no where near that cruel!

​THE END?

​​Trivia

 * This was just a silly, short, and dumb idea I thought of when I first watched Vantastic Voyage.
 * This is also my first attempt at dark humor in my shortfictions series.
 * Please don't take this seriously at all! This is only meant