User blog:007Jamesdean/An Adult in A Kid Body

It starts in the Living Room of the Estate. We were watching an old Sitcom Show from 20 years ago called Love That Baby. I found it on our computer and it was playing it in a holographic screen.

Me: This is a funny show, even though it's not my kind of show.

Laney: Yeah. But it's very funny.

Robin: I remember watching this show back when I was a kid. It still stinks.

Me: Yeah. I know. But what really fascinates me is the main actress Mary Louise Dahl.

Batman: I read about her once in a medical journal. She was born with Systemic Hypoplasia, A Rare condition that kept her from aging.

Me: Yeah and what really shocks me is that she was 25 years old in this show. She would be in her 50's right now. Her disease only affects 1 in 75,000,000 people and only 15 cases of this disease have been documented worldwide.

Lola: That's an extremely rare disease!

Lana: It is. I can't believe that Princess Morbucks was like that. She was a teenager trapped in a young childs body.

Batman: That's a good way to put it Lana.

Ninone: It sure is.

Situ: It's hard to imagine.

Me: Yeah. Not only that but after her last show she went into Shakespeare Acting. She was in the famous play MacBeth.

I press some buttons and it showed her in the famous play.

Mary: What? Will these hands never be cleaned? Here's the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh ho ho.

Robin: P.U.!

Lola: My thoughts exactly Robin.

Me: I've known the play Macbeth for years. But it says here that after her drama career flopped she went to the network to try and get her show back but they all turned her down. Also the reason I turned this all on is because over the course of the last 12 days, the cast members of Love That Baby have been disappearing. Tod Baker, June Winthrop and Brian Daly all disappeared without a trace. But Tammy Vance hasn't vanished yet.

I pull up pictures of said cast members.

Batman: Commissioner Gordan is having bodyguards following her everywhere.

Stalker: Lets hope that they'll be enough when they find her.

Me: Lets hope so too Stalker.

Kraven: (Russian Accent) Does someone have a vendetta against them?

Me: That's my first suspicion as well Sergei. It's highly possible.

Harvey Bullock: (On the Radio) All Units! All Units! Gunfire reported at Gotham Royal York Rep! They're making a try for Vance!

Me: Come on guys! Lets go!

Me, Lincoln, Laney, Lana, Lola, Nita, Kenai, Stalker, Kraven, Teresa, Ninone, Situ, Stewie, Batman and Robin left for Gotham Rep.

At Gotham Rep big thugs with Tommy Guns were firing at the police.

Harvey Bullock: Stay down!

A thug was pulling Tammy Vance out of the building.

Tammy: Let go of me! Why are you doing this?

Thug: Quiet!

Lincoln: She asked you a question dirtbag!

Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at him and electrocuted him and swung on a rope of lightning and kicked him in the face. Knocking him out.

Lincoln: Are you all right Ms. Vance?

Tammy: Yes, thanks to you Lincoln.

Lincoln: Take my hand.

Lincoln spread his wings and he had Tammy with him.

Lincoln: You'll be safe with me Ms. Vance as long as you're with me.

Then Kenai and Nita began to change.

Their feet became claws.

Nita (her feet burst out of her shoes): M-My feet!

Nita (in horror as her hands become paws): Oh no! No! No no no no no! (Her fur appears under her clothes) ARGH! TOO TIGHT!

Nita (clothes rip off of her body): Those clothes were very expensive! (Her body expand and increase to accomodate her bear form) It's like I'm gaining weight!

Nita (her head is about to change): Oh man! I hate this part!

She roars in pain as she gains her bear head, finishing the transformation.

Me: They're bears again. They can't control the changes very well. We'll have to figure out how to get them to control it.

Stalker was bashing some of the thugs with his staff and lightning blowdarts.

Teresa had a winged backpack that's like Falcon's Wing Backpack.

Hers was purple and pink.

She fired a sonic blast from her hand and the thug screamed in pain as he was covering his ears.

Kraven was bashing a lot of thugs with his strength and Lola fired a bunch of fireballs at them.

I was kicking and punching them and knocking them out.

Lana encapsulated them in ice and froze them.

Kenai and Nita mauled some of them.

We saw that some of the Jokerz were with them along with some of the Joker's henchmen.

Me: She even got the Joker's men into her gang!?

Batman: It appears so.

Laney: What a weasel!

Ninone and Situ fired blasts of fire and wind at the thugs and burned them and blew them away.

Lana: I didn't know you two were fire and wind fairies.

Ninone: Yes. I'm a Fire Fairy.

Situ: And I'm a Wind Fairy.

Lana: That is cool!

Batman and Robin kicked and punched the thugs and kicked them everywhere!

Me: They just keep coming!

Lincoln: There's no end to them.

Lincoln fired lightning blast after lightning blast and was knocking them out.

Tammy: Your lightning powers are amazing Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks Ms. Vance.

Tammy: Why are they after me?

Lincoln: They're working for Mary Dahl.

Tammy: Mary? Why her?

Lincoln: She wants to get revenge on the show that brought her fame and fortune somehow. We don't know yet.

Teresa: Yeah. We saw your show Ms. Vance and you all did a great job.

Tammy: Thank you Teresa. But weren't you a bad guy.

Teresa: I was until J.D. helped me get my humanity back.

Lincoln: It's a long story.

The thugs pointed their guns at them.

Lincoln: Uh oh! Hang on Ms. Vance!

Lincoln flew and Tammy was with him and they fired at Lincoln and Teresa fired a sonic blast and Lincoln fired lightning and they were electrocuted.

Tammy: That was close. Thanks Lincoln.

Lincoln: You're welcome Ms. Vance.

All the thugs were later down and were tied up in Laney's vines.

All that was left was Baby Dahl.

Lincoln: Is that Mary Dahl?

Tammy: That's here Lincoln. She was the main star on our show.

Lincoln: She looks like a little kid.

Tammy: That was our thought too.

Stewie: I'll face her.

Me: Go for it Stewie.

Stewie: So you are Mary Louise Dahl.

Baby Dahl: That's right and we will be a great family forevers and evers.

Stewie: Cute but your show has been cancelled.

He threw a diaper bomb at her and it exploded and she was covered in stuff you don't want to know.

Lana: Stink Bomb Diapers? Cool!

Stewie took out a blaster and fired at Baby Dahl as she was about to fire a bull from her dahl. The blast hit her hand and she dropped it and held her hand in pain.

Me: Nice shot Stewie. Mary Dahl I think Arkham is too good for you.

But Baby Dahl ran and she was trying to get away.

Lincoln landed and Tammy was safe.

Tammy: Thank you Lincoln.

Lincoln: You're welcome Ms. Vance. Now we got to capture Mary. [Looks at a tall building] I've always wanted to try this.

Lincoln fired a long rope of lightning from his wrist and he went after her. They were swinging in the air and they chased her into a local amusement park. Lincoln swung and landed in front of her.

Lincoln: That was cool. But it's over for you Mary. You need lots of strong therapy.

Baby Dahl: No. You either play by my rules or you die!

She held her doll at him and Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted her. It knocked her out.

Lincoln: Mary Dahl you have a lot of problems and I agree with J.D. I think Arkham is too good for you.

Lincoln took out a straitjacket and wrapped her up.

Lincoln picked her up and went back to everyone.

Lola: Great job Linky.

Lincoln: Thanks guys.

Batman: Good work Lincoln.

Robin: Where did you learn how to do that with a rope made of Lightning?

Lincoln: I read about it on the internet and I saw how you guys did it.

Batman: That's interesting.

Commissioner Gordan: Good work guys. We can take it from here.

Me: You got it commissioner.

Mary Dahl and the thugs and Jokerz were arrested. Mary Dahl was sentenced to life without parole in the Antarctica prison in the Secure Psychiatric Prison Unit. The Jokerz and Thugs were either given prison time or community service.

Back at the estate we were getting ready for bed.

Me: Well that's one less washed up actor that we have to worry about.

Lola: You said it J.D.

Laney: We made Mary Dahl's name mud.

Lana: Yeah.

Me: And Stalker passed his test.

Varie: He sure did.

We then hit the hay.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

Baby Dahl is one of the most disturbing villains I know in the series of Batman. It's hard to imagine what life would be like living in her shoes. Forced to live as a kid your entire life while you're at the age of an adult. That would be a curse of unimaginable pain. NicoChan11 gave me the ideas in this chapter. Thanks man. As usual. Baby Dahl is where I got the idea out of the blue for Princess Morbucks from the Powerpuff Girls. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.