User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Snow Bored

The Loud kids were hoping there'd be a snow day.

Well, at least most of them were, anyway.

When they found out there would, most of them said, "Yipee!",

But smart little Lisa said, "I disagree.

It's bad for your brain to have a snow day,

So I'll use some salt to melt it away."

The kids said, "Oh, please, snow is fun, come along."

She reluctantly agreed 'cause her sibs spelt "fun" wrong.

The next day, while sledding, Lisa fell to the ground.

Lincoln built an igloo, but it fell too. He frowned.

Lana built a snowman, but Lisa had built,

A robot that melted it without any guilt.

Lucy, the sister who always had a frown,

Invented a game that was just lying down.

Lisa found it too cold and an absolute bore,

But Lola said, "Skating is what you can adore."

She fell through the ice and along came Luan,

Who said, "Prank him with snow." "I don't think I can,

See the humour," said Lisa, then she tried to bobsled,

With Lynn but she fell off. "I'm done," Lisa said,

"I don't find it fun and I'm using the salt!",

But someone used a snowball for an assault.

It turned out it was Lana and they had a snowball fight.

They had fun in the snow until it was night.

The next morning, Lisa made another snow day,

By contacting NASA. The kids said, "Hooray!".

Lisa made some machines to pelt them with snow.

The kids had had enough and said, "Well, in we go.",

But she brought snow inside and her snowballs all went,

To the bathroom, the chimney, and even the vent.

Lori tried to tell Bobby, but was pelted with snow.

They said, "Please, no more snowballs. We all want to go,

Back to school. Use your salt so we can go back to school."

She did, and it was a trick to make them think school was cool.