User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: White Hare

Linc wore a leather jacket and sunglasses to be cool.

He wanted to impress a new girl at his school.

His sisters said, "Why are you dressed in those duds,

Like one of those stereotypical studs?".

Clyde mentioned the new girl and the sisters said, "Hey!

Let's give you advice!", but their bro said, "No way!

I'm on my own!", and he went out the back,

Not wanting to risk another advice-induced attack.

He saw twenty-six rabbit sibs jumping about,

Then he crashed into a twig and Lincoln passed out.

He dreamt he was a rabbit and his sisters were too.

He had a best friend, as lots of folk do,

But instead of Clyde it was a beaver named Danny,

Though his shirt looked a lot like Clyde's-- it was uncanny.

There was a sporty girl Betty and Brenda was a grouch.

When it came to romance, one girl was no slouch.

Bella was a painter and there was one hippie sis.

Lucy was a goth bunny who saw no point in this.

Lincoln said, "I don't need help!", Bridget texted, "Yes, you do!".

A Lisa-like bunny said, "She's right. It's true!".

One sis was neurotic, one spoke like a Brit.

Lincoln decided to make a run for it.

One bunny played music and one was quite lazy.

One dressed in hot pink and her attention span was hazy.

One was a cowgirl and she grabbed him with a rope.

Bertha picked him up. "Put me down!". She said, "Nope!".

They said, "Try to look sensitive. Read to the girl.

That's a better way to put her in a whirl.

Give her a smoothie and be polite too."

And they sent him outside so that he could woo.

He was too awkward and made the girl mad,

And a dark grey punk rabbit said, "Stop acting bad!".

Lincoln, or Warren, went into a funk,

Because of his crush running off with the punk.

Danny tried to reassure him and Lincoln came to.

He said, "Running away was the right thing to do."

But then Lincoln saw the rabbit from before he passed out,

Get handed a flower and despite all his doubt,

The rabbit found love and so Lincoln said, "Yikes!

Maybe all my sisters do know what my crush likes!".

Lincoln ran back and said, "How should I change?!".

They girls said, "Just don't. You should not rearrange.

You're good as you are," even Lily agreed.

He changed clothes and ran out with incredible speed.

He sat next to the new girl, who thought he was funny.

Lincoln was happy and so was the bunny.