Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-30102612-20161006001405/@comment-6062841-20161007001055

My family will be called the Pain family! It has 5 girls and 5 boys inside of it. Girls:

Polly (11, likes sports)

Petunia (15, obsessive compulsive about cleaning)

Persephone (7, likes men and wants to date a man, but only a handsome man with big muscles will satisfy her)

Poppy (14, environmentalist)

Perfume (16, fashion designer that hasn't graduated from kindergarten yet)

Boys:

Punchdrunk (18, drill sargeant that keeps all of his siblings in line with Mom & Dad's orders)

Phineas (12, has extreme social anxiety to the point where he gets angry at and injures any stranger that talks to him, very kind and protective to his siblings, and likes to spend most of his time inside raging over video games)

Plok (8, enjoys cooking for himself and his siblings, especially when it's with gross ingredients, like boogers, nose hairs, urine, blood, you name it)

Perri (17, loves drugs, especially illegal ones. Very close relationship to Punchdrunk, so he gets preferred treatment whenever Punchdrunk's in charge. Always invites his siblings to have a relaxing session with him, as long as they pay him back full price for whatever expensive drugs they used)

Polinkski (2, baby of the household who wants to become a mermaid. Don't ask me why, just roll with it. He has intensely studied all there is to know about marine life and bodies of water, he has tried on multiple occasions to replace his legs and feet with a mermaid tail, and he has learned to speak comprehensible English, but only when the conversation relates to his hobby. Even though he will never reach his ultimate dream, the family still encourages him to expand his brain power and keep trying.)