User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Project Loud House

Linc had a report on his family to do.

He had a diorama of them, but he knew,

At least one of his sisters might get in the way,

So he tried to get them ready to start the school day.

He used an umbrella so he didn't get wet,

From Luan's pail of water, and didn't forget,

To ask Luna for music for what he had planned.

He split the twins' dollar so they had fifty cents at hand.

He helped Lucy rhyme and put on Lily's shirt.

He then caught Lynn's ball so he didn't get hurt.

He saved Lori from being drenched by Luan.

Then Leni said, "I am not sure if I can.

Walk and chew gum," then he caught another ball.

Lisa said, "Go away! This will explode all,

Over the place!" but then Linc had a notion,

And saved it by dropping stuff into the potion.

Lincoln then helped to put on Lily's pants,

But the twins had now started another of their rants,

About who should brush their teeth before the other.

They were then given brushes and paste by their brother.

He gave Leni her zit cream and Lucy a rhyme.

He finsihed Luan's joke and he still was on time.

Lisa had a pen and was beginning to scrawl,

So Lincoln told her not to write on the wall.

He returned Lynn's skates and gave Lucy more rhymes,

And now it was breakfast. Lynn Sr. cooked most times,

But today Linc was cooking; his dad was off for the day.

He gave each sister eggs in her own special way.

Soon, everybody was ready to go,

And Linc grabbed his project but Lori had woe,

For Bobby'd said, "No" to wearing a suit,

And she said, "My bad mood is so absolute,

That I don't even want to drive you to school!"

Then Leni turned blue and Linc said, "Not cool!

I know it was you, Lisa, what did you do?!"

"I switched Leni's skin cream so I'd change its hue."

Lucy read her poem to the Loud kids' sole dude,

And Lily began to walk around nude.

He put Lily's clothes on and the twins had a fight,

About whose sandwich was whose. Lincoln made them just right.

Lisa tried to trick him with a fake antidote,

But Linc used it on Walt and he started to bloat.

He threw Lynn her hockey stick and sent Lucy to the car.

He saved Leni from a bucket. That's how determined Louds are!

He pretended to be Bobby to cheer up Lori,

Then he saw Chunk and said, "What's the story?".

Luna introduced him, but Linc said, "Go away!

I'll be the one to help you pack today."

He got in the car but left his project behind.

Thankfully, it didn't slip Lincoln's mind.

He got out of the car, but he slipped on a skate.

The project then broke and he said, "This I hate!"

But all of his sisters chimed in to assist,

And they gave a report that couldn't be missed.

Luan pranked the teacher which lowered his grade,

But only to an A minus, so he still had it made.