Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20180507220928/@comment-32807753-20180508015035

Lori: We... we made him do this!

Lynn Sr.: What?! How?!

Luna: Well, Lincoln had this project where we had to turn down our carbon footprint or whatever, so he wanted us to green, dudes!

Lola: But then he took to the point to where we had to wear potato sacks, all the while he was playing video games with his friends down here!

Lana: I actually enjoyed that you know...

Rita: So that's what happened to our TV...

Lynn Sr.: And the fridge...

Rita: I was wondering where those went.

Lori: So then we all got mad at Lincoln and he decided he was going to use this bike-thingy... whatever it's called to power the house for us for his project, which he already completed.

Lynn Sr.: Is he crazy?! Powering an entire house for 13 of us?!

Rita: So why is he still doing it after?! Shouldn't the project be over with?!

Lori: Well... that's the thing... we were enjoying going green so much that...

Leni: [crying] WE FORCED HIM TO POWER THE HOUSE FOR US!

[The rest of the sisters tear up]

Lori: [sadly] We were being so selfish, and we didn't even realize it!

Lucy: We were blinded!

Lola: Forcing Linky to work for all of us! What were we thinking?!

Lana: And now look what's happened! All because of us, our brother could be- could be-