User blog:American Titan/AT's Famous Fanficks BONUS ROUND: "leni and luan beat up teag 🌎"

after the HALLELUJAH death of Nolan, Luan takes her lovely bachelorette sister, Leni, out for some yummy, delicious, we sold out so we could earn money off of this fanfic, scrumptious McDonald's Big Macs. However, as Leni was stuffing the third Big Mac down her smooth throat, ANOTHER demon arose from the depths of Mall Hell! Oh NO! Finally reaching the top floor, the "Food Court floor", it was no other than Leni's SECOND mere mortal enemy, Teag, the Earth avatar hippie out for blood. He walks up to the duo, ready to smite them with his own sheer brutal strength, and trained combat in the skills of weaponry.

Teag (to both of them): "i hate you, i freaking hate you."

Leni: "wha-"

Teag: "i hate-"

Leni: "WATCHA GONNA DO BOUT IT, YA LIL PRISSY POO."

Teag: "i will WRITE YOU UP."

Luan: "hey, you're YOU'RE different than what WE look like. hey, you don't look like what our characters look like."

Teag: "you look like you came from, a, Savino, gahd dangit."

Luan: "uh, yeah, TRY owning me again, see how quickly you get banned, idiot."

Teag: "ok, then BAN me 😈."

Leni: "Ban him."

Teag: "ban him, ban him, ban him!"

Luan: "watch, wait, watch, do you really, look, i know the guy at Microsoft who made this mall, so take it easy, dude"

Random Food Court Hobo Who Always Eats The Fries That Drop On The Ground: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Luan: "not joking, not joking man, just keep pushing buttons."

Teag: "yeah, my DAD, works at Ninten-"

Luan: "you know something else, YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE, you said my character looks like a Chris Savino character, yeah, you know what, this took me about 85 hours to make, how long did yours take, two seconds, stupid?"

Teag: "this girl is pathetic."

Luan: "WATCHU SAY, WATCHU SAY."

Leni: "YOYOYO, BACK OFF, BACK OFF, LEAVE HER ALONE, STOP, SHES JUST A KID, BACK OFF, LEAVE HER ALONE."

Teag: *stares blankly at Leni*

Leni: "SHE HAS EPILEPSY, STEP BACK, STEP BACK, SHE HAS EPILEPSY, STOP, IM NOT KIDDING, IM NOT KIDDING, SHE HAS A SICKNESS, GET BACK."

Teag: "i know what you said-"

Leni: "SHE HAS EPILEPSY, YOU SWINE."

Luan: "I HAVE TO HAVE, I HAVE TO HAVE, THE SHO- IM HOOKED UP TO MACHINES, IM HOOKED UP TO THE MACHINE, AND YOURE SITTING HERE-"

Leni: "YEAH, BACK OFF, JUST LEAVE HER ALONE, she doesnt know what shes TALKIN about, shes on MEDS, OKAY?"

Luan: "i just reported him six times in a row."


 * teag gets killy-kill-killed and banned and grounded and sent back to Mall Hell*

Random Food Court Hobo Who Always Eats The Fries That Drop On The Ground: "EH-HAAAAAAAAA"

Leni: "BROU, HA HA HA HAAA"

eeee-bida da- dee da dee da dee THATS ALL, FOLKS