Get the Message

"Get the Message" is the second episode of The Loud House.

Plot
Lincoln leaves a nasty voice mail on Lori's phone and has to erase it.

Synopsis
The story opens with Lincoln playing on his virtual video game headset, while beating zombies and dancing throughout the hallways, but bumps into Lori. Lori angrily says his name and removes the goggles, it reveals that he stumbles into Lori and Leni's room, she berates him for being in her room and to tell him to stay out and if she catches him in her room, she'll turn him into a human pretzel, while she talks to Bobby, she kicks him out.

Lincoln angrily resumes his game and dances to the bathroom, and while he uses the toilet, he puts his headset on the sink. Lori knocks on the door, Lincoln tells her he's occupied, and she begins to pound the door. Frustrated, he opens the door, Lori is still talking to Bobby and accidentally shuts Lincoln out of the bathroom. He angrily storms in his room, only to realize he forgot his game. He bolted out of the door to see the twins Lola and Lana with sunglasses, orange sashes and belts. They told him that they became the new hall monitors at school and they're practicing at home. They give him a ticket, telling him that if they see him running again, they'll send him to jail, they've already locked up Luan (the jail is cardboard) for saying bad jokes. She told one, only to get 5 minutes more, Lincoln agrees and the twins shut themselves in their room. He runs to the bathroom to see his headset broken because Lori stepped on them. Enraged, Lincoln runs outside to complain to Lori, but she drove off in the van, so he calls her a dirtbag.

In his room, Lincoln angrily laments to Clyde about his game being broken, he tosses the damaged goggles and Clyde catches them, only to fall off Lincoln's bed. Clyde says he can't believe it, Lincoln agrees because Lori didn't say sorry to him, Clyde misleads this as he ends up happy because Lori touched them (because of his ordeal crush on her), Lincoln snaps Clyde out it, Lincoln also says Lori only cares about talking on her phone. He also says he's going to give her a voicemail she never forgets. Clyde asks what he's going to say, and Lincoln digs through his drawer and pulls out a note.

Clyde reads "Why (Blank) is the Worst Sister Ever". Lincoln says he didn't know which sister was gonna get it, he writes down Lori in the blank, he use his duck phone and calls Lori, her ringtone rings and with Luna plays a chord from her guitar. Lincoln say Lori's phone is in her and Leni's room, so he leaves it on her voicemail. Once the voicemail comes, Lincoln says a long inappropriate message with Luna playing on her guitar to censor it, with Lincoln finishing it by yelling "And that is why you are worst sister ever!", and hanging up. He ask Clyde what he thinks, but much to his horror, he faints.

Lori invites herself in Lincoln's room and says sorry for breaking his game, it turns out that Lori bought him a new one while she went out, Lincoln is puzzled by this. Lincoln immediately regrets this, he decides to delete the message before she hears it. While the duo look through the hallway, they see Lola and Lana following tracks and Lori locks her room and uses a keypad, before walking downstairs.

Lincoln's plan is to infiltrate her room to delete the message, but Clyde says her room is locked, but Lincoln says to be a lookout, much for Clyde's excitement, their plan is a go, as they fist bump. Lincoln sees Lola and Lana discover poop on the floor, so he has to go over them, he diverges the twins to chase Geo, he went through Luan and Luna's room through the vent. Clyde has a map of the vent.

Lincoln is in her room, Clyde informs him that Lori is coming, but Lincoln says to stall her, Clyde wears a tux to distract her, Lincoln successfully delete the voicemail and escapes. It turns out that it was actually imaginary and that was how Lincoln was gonna do it. He gives Clyde blueprints, but they're covered in ketchup. Like the flashback, Lori locks her room and walks downstairs, Lincoln sees the twins profiling Lily, so he goes in the vent, he finds Lucy, much for his terror, she explains that she writes her poems there, as she reads one.

He falls in the bathroom, but was saved by Lucy. He finally finds the vent to Lori and Leni's room, he uses a rope, Lincoln asks Clyde what the rope is made out of, but since it's actually cherry licorice, he falls. Lori is downstairs watching TV. She hears noises, which alerts her to go upstairs. Clyde quickly informs Lincoln she's coming, but unlike the flashback, him stalling her fails. Lincoln grabs the phone and about is to delete it, but hears Lori, so he hides under Lori's bed. Lincoln is seen behind a curtain, tries grabbing the phone, but Walt, his pet bird, pecks him. Lori's phone rings.

Lori finds messages on there, Lincoln informs Clyde, but the latter is shocked, he faints once more. After hearing a couple of voicemails form Bobby, which Lori saved. Lincoln runs, but the twins caught him, he creates a divergent by saying Luan escaped, Lana wants to run after him, but Lola stops her and goes for donuts.

Lincoln frantically reaches downstairs, but fortunatlly Lori deletes the message. She berates him once more for calling her. Lincoln apologizes, and Lori lets it slide because he was mature when she broke his toy, Lincoln nervously agrees. Bobby calls her and she answers. Lincoln was lucky and says to the viewers if he has a problem with one of his sisters, instead of writing them a nasty letter and sending a bad message, he just talks to them. He realizes the letter is missing.

In the bathroom, while she was talking to Bobby, she finds Lincoln's letter and reads it for herself, she hangs up on Bobby and furiously claims that she's gonna turn Lincoln into a human pretzel. Lincoln searches, only to find Lori fuming him on the letter, Lincoln decides to do the "Running Man" and quickly running downstairs, Lori exasperatedly curses at Lincoln in a blind rage, while Luna plays on her guitar to censor it, just like on Lincoln from earlier, thus ending the episode.

Characters

 * Lincoln Loud
 * Lori Loud
 * Luan Loud
 * Lucy Loud
 * Lana Loud
 * Lola Loud
 * Lily Loud
 * Clyde McBride
 * Bobby Santiago (debut, voice only)
 * Cliff
 * Geo
 * Walt

Background Characters

 * Luna Loud (Playing her guitar)

Mentioned Characters

 * Nana McBride

Cast
Luna has no lines in this episode.
 * Grant Palmer as Lincoln
 * Catherine Taber as Lori / Terrifying Zombie
 * Cristina Pucelli as Luan
 * Jessica DiCicco as Lucy
 * Grey DeLisle as Lana / Lola / Lily
 * Caleel Harris as Clyde
 * Carlos PenaVega as Bobby (Uncredited)

Trivia

 * Leni, Lynn, and Lisa are absent in this segment.
 * This is the first time at least one of the sisters is not present in an episode.
 * Even though only his voice is heard, this is the first appearance of Bobby.
 * This is the first time a bleeding effect is seen in a segment.
 * Luna appears in this segment, but has no lines.

Errors

 * When Lori is shouting at Lincoln for entering her room, her tongue is not outlined in a few frames.

Running Gags

 * Luna censoring swearing-induced rants with her rocking guitar solos.
 * Lola and Lana practicing their hall monitor duties in the hallway.