User blog:Jokeman20/Fanfiction - One Turkey in the Loud House

This is Fanfiction #11. Credit goes to FirstDrellSpectre for the title-card and the story assistance. Happy Thanksgiving!

[At the Loud House, Lincoln is in the dining room setting cards on the table]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] Ever spend an event with your family? Well, in one as big as mine, all siblings gets tasked for every event. So for Thanksgiving, I'm in charge of putting everyone's name cards for the dinner table seats. But I already know how my sisters are, so I'm combing them. For instance, Lori and Leni are always arguing, so they can't sit next to each other. [thinks for a moment] I have a solution! [Takes Leni's name card and puts it at the end of the table next to Lisa's] There! Just in case Leni has a problem finding a fork. Now who else?

3 MINUTES LATER

Lincoln: ...and Lola goes next to Lana, and done! So that way Lynn won't start a food fight and Lola won't get bothered.

[It's shows all the name cards are in perfect condition]

Lincoln: Everything is all set for Thanksgiving!

[A door slam is heard and Lincoln goes in the kitchen]

Lynn Sr.: [While holding grocery bags] Hey, son!

Lincoln: Hey, Dad! Are those the stuff for the feast?

Lynn Sr: That's right. Some new Lynn-gredients. Chef Sergei is coming by later to help me prepare for the turkey.

Lincoln: Wow! That's amazing!

Lynn Sr.: [Looks in his bags] Dang it! Just great!

Lincoln: What's wrong?

Lynn Sr.: I don't have enough recipes to cook for the whole meal. What am I gonna do?

Lincoln: Don't worry, Dad. I'll get more ingredients for you!

Lynn Sr.: Really? You do that? Well it is Thanksgiving and a lot of people are very up for it to cook their meals.

Lincoln: That's okay. I'll get all the ingredients before anyone else.

Lynn Sr.: Thanks, Lincoln. Here's the money and the list! [He hands his son the two items] Now go get them, son! Oh, and see if you can find someone to help me with dessert.

Lincoln: You got it! [Runs off to the front door, then stops; to the viewers] But, first... [Walks by the stairs] Guys! Living room meeting!

[The sisters come down the stairs really fast as Lincoln backs away a bit]

Lana: We're here!

Luna: What's up, Bro?

Lincoln: You know Dad's cooking dinner, right?

[His sisters nod their heads]

Lincoln: And it's Thanksgiving right?

[They nod again]

Lincoln: Well, he forgot to get more ingredients for the feast.

Sisters: Uh-oh!

Lincoln: So he's sending me to get a few more!

Lynn: Hold up! He's sending you?

Lincoln: Yup! And also he needs someone to help him make the desserts. So is any of you coming with me?

Sisters: [as they touch their nose] DIBS NOT!

Lori: [realizes she's last] Dang it! So close!

Lincoln: Okay, Lori. I have the list we need for our dinner.

Lori: [reads it] Okay. Seems reasonable.

Lincoln: [realizes] Uh-oh! We gotta get the ingredients fast!

Lori: [Shocked] What?! Why?l

Lincoln: No time to explain! Come on! [He grabs his oldest sister and leaves] Hurry!

Lynn: [calls out] What dessert should we make?

Lincoln: [Inside Vanzilla as it drives off] Anything!

Doing the rest later