Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20190120212804/@comment-32807753-20190120232248

The day before, Lincoln had finally managed to convince his family that he wasn't a jinx. He snuck into Lynn's baseball game in a full-body Royal Woods Squirrels mascot suit, and after Lynn won the game, he threw off the suit, changing his family's perception of him, albeit not in the way he intended. After the game, they concluded that Lincoln was good luck, but only if he was wearing the squirrel suit. Thus, Lincoln was allowed to go to the beach with them, on the condition that he kept the suit on at all times.

Lincoln found the whole situation pretty funny... for the first five minutes. Afterwards, the experience went from funny to annoying to painful to agonizing. The suit restricted his movement, disabling him from partaking in any of the beach activities he was looking forward to. What's more, it weighed fifty pounds total and had no form of ventilation; just having it on was exhausting him, and the hot midday sun was turning the suit into a sauna, cooking him from the inside. He was subjected to several rounds of snickering and rude comments from passersby, due to how ridiculous the suit looked.

Luna: Aw, dang. I'm already feeling bummed from this.