User blog:007Jamesdean/Mewberty's Relentlessness

It starts at Royal York Elementary. Mrs. Johnson was getting ready to start class when we come in.

Me: Morning everyone.

Lincoln: Hey buddy. You ready for another good day of school?

Me: Sure am buddy.

I high-five everyone.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay class. I have an announcement. We have a new student joining us today so please give a warm Royal York welcome for Timothy Mack.

A kid with black hair, blue eyes, sunglasses, black leather jacket, brown shirt, blue jeans and sneakers.

Tim: Pleasure to be here.

Mrs. Johnson: How about you sit next to Lincoln and Clyde?

Tim: Sure.

Tim took his seat.

Me: Pleasure to meet you Tim. I'm J.D. Knudson.

Tim: Awesome! I heard so much about you man. Your adventures have been awesome.

Me: I get that all the time.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud.

Clyde: I'm Clyde McBride.

Tim: Pleasure to meet you guys. I heard you have a huge family.

Lincoln: That's right. I have lots of sisters and brothers. Biologically and non-biologically.

Me: I treat Lincoln and his huge family like my own family. They are like my brothers and sisters.

Tim: That's cool man.

Later at Lunch as Tim was about to get his lunch he bumped into someone.

Tim: Oh man! I'm sorry. I... (Stammering)

Tim had bumped into Rachel and he was entranced by her beauty. Cupid's arrow had hit him and he was in love.

Rachel: Um... Are you all right?

Tim: (Acts like a malfunctioning robot) RED ALERT! RED ALERT! DOES NOT COMPUTE! (Gets a Gushing Nosebleed)

Me: Uh oh!

I snap my fingers and he reverts back to normal.

Me: Are you all right Tim?

Tim: I think so. What happened?

Me: You were acting like a malfunctioning robot and got a nasty nosebleed after you caught sight of Rachel here.

Tim: Why?

Me: You've been struck by Cupid's arrow and developed a huge crush on her.

Lincoln: It's true Tim. Clyde has a huge crush on my oldest sister Lori and it gets really awkward.

Clyde: Yep. I know just how you feel. (Pulls out a photo of Lori) This is Lori.

Tim saw the photo of Lori looking at him in fear.

Tim: She's beautiful. I didn't know that this is what happens when I'm around a girl I like.

Me: It happens man. Lori already has a boyfriend. Her fiance Bobby Santiago.

Clyde: Yep.

Me: Rachel is already getting married to me soon. But not for 10 more years.

Rachel: He's been placed into a special ordinence where he can take on more than one wife.

Me: Yep.

I show him a copy of the document that made it official.

Me: This is a copy of the Ordinence.

Tim read it.

Tim: That's really interesting. I wish I was under an ordinence like this.

Me: (Chuckles) Wouldn't we all. But it doesn't work that way. You have to get special permission from the Governor or the President of The United States to have this.

Lincoln: That's right.

We sat down and ate our lunch.

Lincoln: J.D. I've been wanting to ask this for a while.

Me: What is it Lincoln?

Lincoln: How did you learn how to do that to break Clyde out of his Malfunctioning Robot mode when he's around Lori?

Me: That is a question I haven't been asked in a long time.

Tim: Really?

Me: Yep. It was back when I was in 1st grade 8 years ago.

FLASHBACK

Me: (Narrating) '''I was having my lunch in the cafeteria at my school in Colorado when I saw a kid bump into a girl. He was struck by Cupid's arrow an was acting like a Malfunctioning Robot. Imaginary sparks and stars flew out of his head and his eyes were spinning. '''

Past me: Oh man!

Me: '''I went over to him to calm him down before he had a seizure and I shook him. But that didn't work. So I snapped my fingers and somehow it worked. I knew right then and there that whenever someone has a breakdown from love, all I had to do was snap my fingers.'''

FLASHBACK ENDS.

Lincoln: That's amazing.

Laney: So that's how you learned how to break people out of that malfunctioning robot mode.

Me: Yep. It's been with me since then.

Lola: I had no idea that you learned about that out of the air like that J.D.

Lana: That is really cool!

Lucy: It sure is. Sigh. The meaning of love is an endless struggle.

Me: I know Lucy. (To the Viewers) Lucy broke up with Silas and she has been sadder than normal. It was sad when we heard that.

Lily: I'm sorry about Silas, Lucy. But don't worry there's plenty of fish in the sea. Metaphoricly speaking of course.

Suddenly Zoe came in and she had a shocked look on her face.

Zoe: J.D.!

Me: What's wrong Zoe?

Zoe: Star Butterfly is going through a terrifying change. She's going through something called (Dramatic Voice) MEWBERTY!

Thunder and Lightning crashes.

Me: What's Mewberty?

Zoe: It's not like Puberty. It's completely different from it. When a Mewman girl goes through it they have an insatiable lust for boys, become a strange creature with six arms, wings and antenae. Once they enter this state there's no telling what they will do and they are stronger than a human.

Me: Oh man.

Lincoln: We got to get over there!

Laney: Yeah.

Rachel: Right!

Me: Lets go!

Tim: I want to come with. I want to see everything in action.

Me: Are you sure Tim? It could get really dangerous.

Tim: I know but I want to see this to believe it.

Me: Okay. Lets go!

We went to Royal York High School and in the halls we saw purple vines covering the halls and we saw that they lead to one of the lockers and it had what looked like a giant heart shaped coccoon.

Laney: What is that?

Zoe: That's Star's Mewberty Coccoon.

Me: I've got a really bad feeling about this guys. Stand back.

I go Super Angel.

Tim: Whoa! So this is your Super Angel form.

Me: It is.

I walk up to the coccoon and put my hand on it.

Me: It's squishy. But Star is definitely in here. I feel her energy and it's growing stronger and stronger.

A hand inside it was on the shell of the coccoon and I saw 5 more hands. Star had glowing heart eyes and six arms.

Lori: What's happening.

Zoe: It's the final stage of Star's Metamorphosis. We have to get the boys away from here and fast!

Laney: Right.

Lola: We're with you Zoe!

Lana: Lets go!

Lila: Right!

They hid all the boys in the gym of the school and closed the door.

The coccoon started to crack open. I stood back and saw Star sprout wings. She flew into the air and she was in her Mewberty form.

Me: Whoa!

Zoe: This is really bad guys! We have to stop her!

Varie: Yeah.

Star saw me and she was consumed with Lust for me.

Star: BOY!

She flew at me and I went at her and we clasped hands. I grabbed her four extra hands with my octopus arms.

Me: Star listen to me! You got to get a hold of yourself!

Star: BOY!

Star threw me away and I stopped.

Me: Star you have to stop this now!

Star fired a blast of purple heart slime at me and I dodged it. She fired another blast and I caught it and threw it back to her.

Lori: Is there any way to stop her Mewberty Zoe?

Zoe: It should go away at 3:57 PM.

Luna looked at her watch.

Luna: That's only 10 minutes away dude.

Luan: This is not gonna get pretty. We have to help J.D.!

Eddy: Yeah! We have to!

Lynn: Lets go!

Star landed on the ground and Lynn grabbed Star and tackled her to the ground and Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lila and Lisa held her down.

Lily held down her legs.

Tim: I got this!

Tim then shocked us by touching the ground and out of it came dark bramble vines and they shackled her to it.

Me: Whoa!

Lucy: Gasp!

Varie: Tim you have Dark Powers?

Tim: I do. I was blessed by the Black Flower of the Morrigan, the Celtic Goddess of War and Darkness.

Me: Oh wow! That's a big gift.

Tim: Yes.