User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Rita Her Rights

Rita was doing her morning routine,

But got puked on by Lana and sprayed her hair green.

She was so distracted by these everday woes,

That she didn't keep track of where the van goes.

The police said, "Mrs. Loud, that's an illegal zone,

And I'm fed up with all the bad parking you've shown."

The cop then made Rita clean trash in the park,

But she saw it as an opportunity to have a lark.

In fact, she then made a deliberate crash,

So that, once again, she'd be made to clean trash.

The kids were unhappy but Rita liked to spend,

Time in the park eating with her new squirrel friend.

She tried to go home but upon seeing them run amok,

She thought, "I'm not ready," and then, by bad luck,

The roof blew right off as she drove into the night,

Which gave the Loud mother a terrible fright.

She hung out right next to Flips Food and Fuel,

To deliberately break the No Loitering rule.

She didn't pick Charles's poop up and destroyed some stuff,

(Namely a mailbox and a radio), then she'd finally had enough.

The cop from before then arrived and said, "Ma'am,

You're going to the slammer." "Oh no!" said her fam.

She explained that she did it so that she could have a break,

But admitted that it was all a huge mistake.

They said, "Breaking laws is the wrong way to go.

If you wanted a break, you should've said so."

Rita was visited by her family,

And then the police decided to set her free.

Lynn Sr. then promised to give Rita more free time,

So that his wife didn't continue her life of crime.