Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180805212940/@comment-32807753-20180806192704

Lynn: I thought you said mushrooms were bad.

Lincoln: The ones with eyes are bad! The inanimate ones are power ups.

Lynn: Seriously?

Lincoln: Whatever. Keep going.

Lynn: Alright. Gonna keep climbing these stairs and- (falls in a pit)

Lincoln: What was that?!

Lynn: I just fell!

Lincoln: You use the A button to jump!

Lynn: I can't control the joystick and jump at the same time! I've never worked one of these things before!

Lincoln: Come on, Lynn! It's not that hard!

Lynn: Easy for you to say!

[A little kid runs towards the machine]

Young Kid 1: My turn!

Lynn: Good luck! This game's pretty much rigged, so don't be sad if-

Young Kid 1: Finished it!

[Lynn gawks at the young kid as she celebrates her win]

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[The kids, sans Lynn, snicker]