Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170429225606/@comment-30953185-20170430222637

Luan: Hi Rachel!

NEWS ANCHOR: "I'm being told we have breaking news." LINCOLN: "Please don't be one of my sisters!" [the news cuts to a reporter on the scene at Flip's Food & Fuel, with Lisa drinking a "Flippee" ice drink right next to her] REPORTER: "Tucker, I'm here at Flip's Food & Fuel, where two unknown bandits have just made off with a carload of beef jerky and a cotton candy machine!" LISA: "They're not unknown, they're my sisters." [sips] "Their betrayal hurts more than this brain freeze." REPORTER: "I'm getting word that the bandits are currently leading police on a slow-speed chase!" [cuts to an army of police cars chasing Lola's kiddie car through the desert; Lola, her face now covered in bandages, is driving, while Lynn is in the passenger seat, eating cotton candy]