User blog:007Jamesdean/Fiery Babysitting

It starts in Lincoln & Linka's room.

Lincoln: (Yawns) Ah. Sunday mornings. My homeschooling is done, my chores are complete and I'm looking forward to a whole day of freedom!

Lincoln and Linka get up and start dancing.

Me: Me too buddy!

Rita: (Offscreen) RISE AND SHINE KIDS! WE'RE GOING TO AUNT RUTHS TODAY! YAAAYYY!!!

Me: Time for another awesome babysitting adventure.

Lincoln: Oh yeah! Natilee babysat us last time.

Lilly: She sure did.

Varie: Lets see who will do it today.

Me: Yep.

I spin my new Daughter Wheel and it landed on Jared.

Me: Jared is gonna babysit today.

Janeen: Awesome!

Jared was gonna babysit Leni, Ember, Luan, Lynn, Linka, Lucy, Laney, Lola, Lisa, Marie K.L., Lily and Girl Jordan, Cody, Wednesday, Carol and Chione.

Me: You know what to do son?

Jared: I sure do dad. I learned alot from the master and my sisters.

Me: Okay son. Have a good time.

Jared: Will do dad.

After everyone left they got to their first activity.

Jared: All right guys. We're gonna do our first activity.

A knock on the door was heard and Jared answered it. It was Eddy as always.

Eddy: Hey Jared.

Jared: Oh hello Eddy.

Luan: Hey my king of Comedy.

Eddy: My angel queen of comedy.

They both kissed.

Marie K.L.: Hey Eddy.

Eddy: Hi Marie.

Jared: Now our first activity is something I call Adventure Fun. We go to the Simulator and fight in our favorite action packed shows.

Carol: That sounds like fun Jared.

Jared: You're gonna love it Carol.

They went to the Simulator and Carol went first.

Lisa: What scenario do you have in mind for Carol?

Jared: She'll love it.

Jared typed in the scenario and the danger level.

Jared: Here we go.

SIMULATOR

The Simulator activated and Carol found herself in the world of Xena: Warrior Princess.

Carol: I'm in Xena: Warrior Princess. (Squeals) This is gonna be so cool!

An explosion was heard and she saw Xena fighting the ruthless Callisto.

Carol: That's Callisto. I've always hated her. She has godly powers because of the Ambrosia. Now it's time for an angel to face a God.

Carol spread her purple wings and unsheathed her sword.

Carol dashed and just as Callisto was about to clash again with Xena, Carol's sword clashed with Callisto's and she kicked her in the chest and fired Godzilla's orange atomic ray and it hit her in the chest and blew a huge hole into it.

Callisto got up and she saw Carol.

Callisto: Who are you?

Carol: Your worst nightmare.

Callisto fired a blast of fire and Carol fired her atomic ray and the blasts collided and exploded. Engulfing much of the land in a raging inferno. Fire covered everything.

Carol kicked Callisto in the face and punched her in the stomach.

The hole in her chest healed instantly.

CONTROL ROOM

Jared: This is getting intense!

Linka: It sure is. I've never watched Xena: Warrior Princess but this is awesome.

Lola: It sure is. I watched Xena: Warrior Princess and it was amazing. Callisto is a ruthless monster.

Laney: She sure is. I can't believe she's that evil.

Girl Jordan: Me neither.

Jared: I've known Xena: Warrior Princess since I was a little boy and the fights between Xena and Callisto were savage. They were considered the most incredible fights in the show.

Lucy: They sure were. If it were a vampire facing a god that would be wicked.

Wednesday: It sure would.

Luan: This is gonna get intense.

Jared: Yeah. Lets watch.

SIMULATOR

Carol and Callisto were really going at eachother. Callisto fired a stream of lightning an Carol fired King Ghidorah's Gravity Lightning. The blasts collided and shattered the lightning and blew Callisto's arm off.

Callisto: You'll have to do better than that.

Callisto regrew her whole arm and teleported behind Carol. But Carol expected this and she punched Callisto in the face and kicked her in the stomach and sent her crashing into the rocks. Callisto and Carol fired energy blasts and they were blowing the whole area apart. The fight was so savage, destructive and ferocious that it was unbelievable.

Callisto was getting tired but Carol was not.

Callisto: What are you? You're no human.

Carol: Wrong Callisto. I am a human. But I was given my gifts from a source of incredible power. Carol dashed and she grabbed Callisto and she stripped her of her godly powers and made them her own.

Callisto was now completely powerless.

Callisto tried to fire a fire blast but nothing happened.

Callisto: What did you do to me!?

Carol: I took away your powers and made them my own.

Carol opened her eyes and they were now purple instead of blue.

Carol: You're through Callisto.

Xena: She's right Callisto. You're through.

Carol: An Angel has beaten a God and the Angel has become a god.

Xena: Now it's your turn to face fear and pay for everything you've done.

Carol stabbed Callisto in the stomach and the poison on her sword was killing her.

Callisto: What's happening to me!?

Carol: My sword is poisonous.

Callisto saw that the blade of the sword had a purple sheen that signaled that the blade is covering in poison.

Carol pulled the sword out and the poison was suffocating her and it killed her in 30 seconds.

Callisto was dead and she disintegrated in 10 seconds to ashes.

Carol: Whoa! That was intense.

Xena: It sure was. Thank you for helping me.

Carol: No problem Xena. My name is Carol Pingrey Loud. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Xena: Same here. You were amazing as a warrior.

Carol: Thank you.

Xena: My pleasure.

Carol: I'm actually from the future in the 2018 A.D.

Xena: That's a long time from now. You are a skilled girl from your time.

Carol: I know. I get that all the time.

Carol then left and the Simulation ended.

In the control room cheered wildly for her.

Lola: Carol you were awesome!

Girl Jordan: You sure were.

Carol: Thanks guys.

Jared: So how does it feel to have the power of a God Carol?

Carol: It feels awesome Jared. I wonder what Vince would say now that I have Godly Powers aside from the ones I already have?

Jared: I'm sure he would accept this no matter what. We still have time for 3 more adventures.

Laney: I would like to have a go.

Jared: Okay Laney. I have just the scenario in mind for you.

Laney: Okay.

Laney went into the Simulator and it activated.

Laney found herself in a wartorn world that looked like a post-apocalyptic nightmare.

Laney: My goodness. What happened here?

Laney walked around the ruins of the city and she saw that she was in Royal Woods and it was all completely destroyed. She found a newspaper on the ground and read it.

Laney: "World War III caused by reckless actions of Lincoln Loud"!? What!?

?: You're gonna pay for this "BRO"!

Laney: That sounded like Luna.

Laney peaked over a hill and she saw dark versions of her sisters about ready to kill a version of Lincoln with shreded clothes and he had cuts, bruises scrapes all over him. Some of his teeth were missing. The Dark sisters had red eyes.

Laney: Oh man. This is not good. I can't believe I have to save my brother.

Lincoln: I didn't start World War III. Someone framed me!

Laney: Framed him?

Dark Lori: Don't give us those lies Lincoln. Because of you the entire world is now destroyed!

Dark Leni: This is like, all your fault!

Dark Lola: My pageant career is ruined because you destroyed the world!

Dark Lana: I hate you more than life itself!

Dark Lily: (RASPBERRIES)

CONTROL ROOM

Lola: No one talks about Linky like that!

Leni: Like, Lets help him out girls!

Lily: Yeah!

Leni, Luan, Eddy, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lisa and Lily went into the Simulator.

SIMULATOR

Luan: Hey!

The Dark Sisters and the beaten up Lincoln saw them.

Leni: No one talks that way to our brother!

Lisa: You people are disgusting excuses of homo sapiens!

Lily: Yeah. People like you make me sick! In fact.

Lily then projectile vomits all over them.

Dark Lori: EEWW!!!!!

Dark Luna: That is so gross dude!

Dark Lola faints.

Dark Lana: I like gross things but this is too much. (Throws up on dark Lynn.

Lily: I may be a baby biologically but I have the body of a 10 year old girl.

Dark Lily began to realize the error of her ways because of how mean she was to Lincoln.

Laney: Nice shot Lily. Yeah. Nobody talks that way about our brother. People like you give sisters everywhere a bad name.

Leni: Yeah. And now we're gonna totes pound you into dust!

Lucy: You mess with one Loud, you mess with all of us.

Dark Lori: We'll see about that. I'm going to literally turn you all into human Pretzels!

Lola: Bring it on you dumb blonde!

If it were the real Lori she would not call her that.

Dark Lori was enraged.

Dark Lori: What did you just call me!?!

Lola then punched her in the face and sent her crashing into a fire hydrant.

Luan: You may be my dark side but your jokes are stupid and lame!

Dark Luan was enraged and she snapped! She pulled out a flamethrower and fired a stream of fire at Luan and Luan fired a blast of light and she threw a bear trap that snapped onto Dark Luan's leg and she screamed in pain.

Eddy: Nice shot and throw Luan.

Luan: Thanks Eddy. That was a trap of all trades. (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?

They laughed while The Dark Sisters booed and jeered.

Lily picked up Dark Lily and dark Lily's eyes became white again.

Lily: Oh Lily. You remind me of how I looked when I was a like you.

Lily 2: Lily woving Winky.

Lily: (Giggles) We love Linky. Yep.

Leni was facing Dark Lori.

Leni: You will like, pay for kicking Linky out of our room!

Dark Lori: He is no brother of mine! It's my room and my room only!

Leni: You are more stupider than me Lori! It's my room too! (Thinks to herself) But now I have my own room.

Dark Lori: I'm going to...

Leni punched Lori in the stomach and kicked her in the face and knocked out some her teeth. Dark Lori was knocked out.

Leni: That oughta totes shut you up.

TBC