User blog:BatSam247/It's a 4X Loud House + Sam

[Lincoln and Sam are looking around and sneaking about in the living room and leap onto the sofa]

Lincoln and Sam: [to the viewers] Money. In the Loud House, there just isn't a lot of it to go around.

[Lincoln searches between the cushions and gets slime on his fingers.]

Lincoln: Ew! [shakes it off] 

[Sam pulls out a Garbage Pail Kids Movie disc and tosses it] Grody!

Lincoln: Which is why, if you happen to find some, even the smallest amount...you gotta keep it to yourselves,  [finds 2 $50 bills] Jackpot! [stashes one bill in his pocket, gives the other to Sam]

Sam: Why, thank you, my good man. [stashes it in his pocket]

[Just then, Lincoln's sisters happen to come across them and their $50 bills.]

Lola: We heard money! $20's! No, $50's!

Sam: What money? I don't see, or hear, any money. [to Lincoln] Do you, Lincoln?

Lincoln: No. Not at all. Besides, money doesn't make a sound.

Luan: Haven't you ever heard the expression " Money talks"? [laughs at rimshot]

Luna: And those $50's are saying, "Hand us over, bros!"

Lana: It's mine!

Leni: Guys, let's just split it 40/40!

Sam: One, it's 50/50, and two, we found these in the couch fair and square. Ergo, none of you are getting them.

Lynn: Wait a second! If there were 2 $50's down there, then maybe there's more!

[As the sisters were about to pounce on the two...]

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;font-weight:normal;">Sam: [throws down a smoke bomb] Smoke bomb! [grabs Lincoln and grapple hooks his way towards Lincoln's room]

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