User blog:007Jamesdean/A Supercomputer Army

It starts in the city. Maria is taking a teest so she can earn her drivers license.

Maria is driving the car with her instructor inside when all of a sudden, the ground shaked.

Maria: Sir, was that an earthquake?

Driving Instructor: I don't think so, Ms. Rockell. It's coming behind us!

Maria looked back and was shocked to see... Edzilla?

Maria: Ed?! ("Edzilla" tries to attack the car with his fists but Maria drives ahead of him) Ed, have you lost your mind?!

Something was seriously wrong. Edzilla went completely bonkers like when Ed loses control of his overactive imagination.

Back at the estate, we were relaxing and watching TV. When Maria came in.

Maria: Guys, is Ed there?

Double D: Apologies, Maria. But Ed isn't here at the moment.

Maria: I'll take that as confirmation that he's Edzilla right now trying to kill me during my driving test!

Eddy: What are you talking about? Ed would never do that!

Maria: Tell that to my terrified driving instructor!

Me: We better take a look at this. Lori, Lincoln, Luan, Eddy you better come with me.

Lincoln: You got it.

We set out for the city and found Edzilla going on a rampage. Maria was driving the car and Edzilla grabbed the car is going to eat it.

"Edzilla" is about to eat the car with Maria and her driving instructor still inside.

Maria: ED, NO!

Edzilla (appears behind impostor): ED SMASH IMPOSTOR!

The real Edzilla appeared and he was smashing the phony Edzilla.

Me: 2 Edzilla's!?

Luan: Which one's the real one?

Lincoln: I don't know but I'm not finding out.

Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at the imposter Edzilla and it was set on fire. It was really burned and knocked out. But then it got up and it's burned skin came off and it was really a robot!

Me: He's a robot!

Batman came and tied him up.

Katie suddenly swooped in and slashed its head off with a fire sword and it was dead.

Maria: He's a robot?

Batman: Yes. More advanced than anything I've ever seen,

Lincoln: I've never seen a robot like this one before.

Luan: Me neither.

Me: This is a robot unlike anything I've ever seen before. Lets take this to Lisa and analyze it.

Eddy: Okay.

In Lisa's Laboratory she was analyzing the robot.

Lisa: This is a robot duplicate programed to look and act like Edzilla when he lets his overactive imagination take over.

Me: Like a robotic clone. But where did it come from and who built it?

Batman: I believe I have the answer for that.

In the Batcave we were in front of Batman's computer and he pulled up a picture of an ultra-high-tech supercomputer.

Lincoln: Wow! That's an awesome computer.

Batman: That's Cybertron Industries H.A.R.D.A.C.

Maria: H.A.R.D.A.C.?

Batman: It stands for Holographic Analytical Recipricating DigitAl Computer.

Me: Oh I understand. That's a big piece of machinery. And this thing is capable of building robotic duplicates of anyone? That's like what SkyNet in the Terminator Movies does.

Lisa: Affirmative 2nd elder brother. But the robots H.A.R.D.A.C. builds are 50 years more advanced than anything we know.

Luan: That's amazing.

Me: It sure is.

Eddy: But why did H.A.R.D.A.C. try to ruin Ed like that?

Me: I think it was to replace him.

Lincoln: Replace him? How?

Me: I've seen this in the movie trilogy for The Matrix. H.A.R.D.A.C. wants to replace all of humanity with Robot Duplicates.

Lisa: That could be a logical assumption. He wants to replace all of us so that there will be no more war, crime, disease or famine.

Me: That would be considered a perfect utopia. But for mankind that would be a nightmare on an epic scale. We would have to hide in caves and wage war against the robots.

Lincoln: That's awful.

Me: Yeah. We have to stop H.A.R.D.A.C. at all costs. I have no doubt that it will create robot duplicates of us and use them to fight us.

Back in Lisa's Lab I was on a lab table.

Lisa: Now you're on this lab table because I believe I have a solution on how you can gather new technological data on robots and techonological objects and learn all about them.

Me: What is it Lisa?

Lisa pulled out what looked like a contact lens case.

Lisa: Behold. These are my new data-analysis optical computer contact lenses. When you put these on they will fuse into your eyes and give you a computer for your eyes and you will learn all about those devices and robots with them.

Me: Cool! That's really interesting. If there are any robots or machines running amok I can learn all about them and figure out how they work.

Lisa: Indeed. Now when I put these on your eyes they will cause extreme pain and their sensors will go right into your brain and integrate themselves into your eyes, as well as the visual cortex and the limbic center of your brain.

Me: That's amazing. Okay. This is gonna be interesting. I'm ready Lisa.

Lisa put the lenses onto my eyes and they latched on and I was in a lot of pain and they were hurting me. 10 minutes later, it was gone and I opened my eyes and there was hardly any change at all.

Me: I can still see in my normal vision.

A robot came out and I got up and looked at it and my vision turned red and I was getting all kinds of weird and really complicated information on it in my eyes.

Me: Wow! Lisa, your computer contact lenses work perfectly. I can see all the technical information on your robot.

Lisa: Indeed. I called him out for this test.

Me: It's amazing.

I blinked my eyes and they turned off.

Me: I can turn them off when I'm done by blinking. (Feels something in my head) Whoa! What was that I felt in my head?

Lisa: That would be the information you acquired on my robot being stored into your brain. When you analyze something with the lenses they store all the information you learned into the Limbic Center of your brain. You'll feel a powerful rush when this happens.

Me: I believe it Lisa. This is gonna take some time to get used to.

Lisa: Indeed but you're all set.

Me: Thanks for the upgrade Lisa. In a sense.

Lisa: You're welcome.

Me: I wish I had some candy for you but I think this will be a good substitute.

I pull out a set of blueprints I created.

Me: These blueprints are for a plasma energy assault rifle I saw on the movie Independence Day: Resurgence.

Lisa: Hmm. Fascinating. I'll get to constructing these right away.

Me: Thanks Lisa.

Lisa: You're welcome.

I leave her lab.

Back in the living room we were watching TV when Francis and Teresa came in.

Francis and Teresa just got back from Mcdonald's to find everyone staring at them.

Eddy (wary): Hey, Francis. Where've you and Teresa been?

Francis: We just had our first date at McDonald's.

Teresa: Yep. We even got Lincoln something (reaches for something in her pocket)

At this, Eddy and Stewie pull out their blasters.

Teresa (pulls out Happy Meal Dog toy): Here you go, Lincoln. One Happy Meal Toy.

Lincoln (takes the toy): It's a Pug toy! Thanks, guys!

Cleo (to Stewie and Eddy as they put their blasters away): C'mon, guys! Can't you see that the two of them aren't robots?

Jimmy Neutron (to Francis and Teresa): Sorry if we're a bit on edge. We had a run in with a robot of Edzilla and we thought that you were replaced by robots as well.

Francis: Why would you all think that?

Me: Jimmy just said and he's right. An evil supercomputer named H.A.R.D.A.C. is out there and is going to destroy the human race and replace everyone with robot duplicates. Maria was taking a driving test when she was attacked by a Robot Edzilla.

Teresa: That's horrible.

Francis: Yeah.

Me: I know where Cybertron Industries is located.

Katie: Alright then. Let's go after H.A.R.D.A.C.

Batman: I can't let you go with us, Ms. Rockell. This will be too dangerous for you.

Katie: Look, Batman, I appreciate you looking out for me. But H.A.R.D.A.C. hasn't made a robot double of me. That means I'll be the perfect person to take it out while the rest of the robots are fighting you guys.

Lana: Yeah. Plus, H.A.R.D.A.C. tried to kill Maria a few hours ago. This is personal for Katie!

Batman: All right.

Me: Okay. Lets get him!

Lisa: Wait! You'll all need these.

Lisa had built lots of HTR 16 rifles.

Me: Thanks Lisa.

Lincoln: This is awesome!

Lana: Oh yeah!

We all set out for Cybertron Industries.

We arrived at Cybertron Industries and smash through the roof.

Me: Is this a private party or can anyone join?

We saw H.A.R.D.A.C. and he was a really big supercomputer.

Me: Wow! H.A.R.D.A.C. is a massive computer.

I used my newly acquired computer eyes as I call them and the information it had on HARDAC was incredible.

Me: What an impressive work in computer technology.

H.A.R.D.A.C.: J.D. Knudson and his friends all in the flesh. Your skills of showing up are right on par.

Me: Why do you want to replace all of humanity with robot duplicates H.A.R.D.A.C.? What have we done to you that would warrent such a horrible transgression?

H.A.R.D.A.C.: People are imperfect. They make mistakes. Your mistake was coming here to interfere with the plan.

Batman: What is this plan?

H.A.R.D.A.C.: The plan was concieved by Carl Rossum when his young daughter was... deactivated.

Lynn: Deactivated?

Luna: You mean?

Venom: How?

H.A.R.D.A.C.: A vehicular accident.

Me: Oh man.

H.A.R.D.A.C.: Our maker felt the emotion called love in great quantity for her. Afterwards he decided to find a way to replace humans whose decisions can cost other humans lives.

Laney: But we're all capable of human error.

H.A.R.D.A.C.: Precisely. The makers concept was sound. But he did not go far enough. Which is why I have taken over.

Me: We will make sure that doesn't happen!

Everyone: YEAH!

Then a door opened and a bunch of eyes glowing red were seen and out came robot doubles of The Loud Kids, Hulk and Me.

We gasped in horror at what we were seeing.

Me: Incredible!

Hulk: Hulk agree. Hard to imagine I look like that.

Me: It's like looking at myself in the mirror.

Robot J.D. (punches William, knocking him to the ground): My robot chassis possesses all your strength, speed, and firepower. (hits J.D. with flamethrower and I block it) Add the lack of human emotion, and I've clearly achieved the perfect meld of man and machine. (Grabs J.D. by the arm) But the key difference between you and me? My body can't feel pain! (squeezes J.D.'s arm tightly and throws him to the ground) This is just the beginning. Imagine an army of robot duplicates of every hero in the world.

H.A.R.D.A.C.: No one will stand against the newly rebooted HARDAC.

An explosion blasts a hole through the wall and in came Katie.

Katie (with scorched robots behind her): Think again, scrapheap.

H.A.R.D.A.C.: Katie Rockell, in the flesh at last.

Katie: And I'm pulling the plug on your video game.

Robot tentacles came out and went at her.

Katie slashes a robot tentacle with Firefly's sword.

Katie (karate chops another robot tentacle): Nice tentacles.

H.A.R.D.A.C.: I have to defend myself somehow.

Katie: True. (slashes another tentacle) But I have martial arts training and Firefly's sword.

H.A.R.D.A.C.: But they won't help you for long. (a tentacle knocks Katie to the ground)

Katie: I might be outmatched against you. But I don't have to destroy you on my own. (smirks) I just have to buy J.D. and the others some time.

My robot has me in a hold.

Me: You all may be our robot doubles, but there's one thing that we have that you all don't!

Robot Me: And what's that?

Me: Our powers! (Goes Super Angel) HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

The robot me lets me go and I send him crashing into the wall.

I was now in my Super Angel 4 form and my robot double was getting up.

Spiderman was swinging in