User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Chore and Peace

On Chore Day, young Lincoln was taking out trash.

Lynn and Luan did dishes and tried not to splash.

Lucy was helping those girls wash up too.

Lincoln said, "One chore, but there's three of you?".

Cleaning up the pets' poop was the chore Lana had,

But she liked gross stuff so she didn't have it bad.

He said to his sisters, "My chore is the worst!

It's hard and it's gross. I'm so mad I could burst!

So there is only one thing left to do:

I'll simply have to swap with one of you."

They said, "No way," but he didn't resign.

He went on strike and rhymed with a protest sign.

'Cause the trash wasn't gone, the house was a mess.

The girls were annoyed but Linc couldn't care less.

He heard them say, "There's something we need to do."

The next morning, his sisters all went on strike too.

The next day the mess was much bigger than ever.

Linc said, "There's no phone," but Lori was clever.

She simply used Walt as a carrier bird,

Which proved a surprise for the young white-haired nerd.

He went to Lisa to end all this strife.

Lisa, with the garbage, had created some life.

The next day, the place was an absolute dump,

But nobody gave in and got off their rump.

Some pageant folk showed up for an interview,

But Lola was filthy, so both of them flew.

Walt accidentally sent the love note to Clyde.

"I love you too!", Linc's best friend replied.

Lily started crying, but couldn't be found.

They ended their strike to clean the house to the ground.

It turned out that Lily was there the whole time,

And this is nearly the end of our rhyme,

But when they learnt that some folk get paid to take out trash,

They kids started chanting that they wanted cash.