Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180717213311/@comment-31647719-20180718035927

Lori's siblings: Eh. None taken.

Lola: And I feel you, Lori. I wouldn't trust anyone with my pageant dresses either. [Glares to Lana.] Especially Lana.

Lana: Eh.

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''Lincoln: (Getting very exasperated again) Look, Lori, it wasn't my fault, okay? Maybe some of our sisters must've pushed it by accident or something.''

Lori: (Angrier) Even if they did, it wouldn't have happened if you would've just put my phone at a safe distance from the edge!

''Lincoln: (Facepalms in exasperation) Look, Lori, I didn't know, okay? Just buy a new phone, or ask one of your friends to come over and chat, like you did before.''

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Lori: Hey, that's actually a really good point. Why wouldn't I call my friends over to chat?

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(Suddenly, Lynn comes into his bedroom, all miffed as well too.)

Lynn: (Miffed) Lincoln!

Lincoln: (Looks annoyed and groans) What's going on with you, Lynn?

Lynn: (Angry) What's going on with me is that you ruined my tennis racket!

''Lincoln: (Confused) How? I wasn't even in your bedroom!''

''Lynn: (Angry) I left it downstairs, but you thought that it was the electric fly swatter! You ruined it when you saw a fly in the house, and you killed it by smashing my racket into the wall!''

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Liam: Oh, we have a huge problem with those at ma' farm. We have to protect the food so it doesn't go to the hands off those flying pests.

Lynn Sr.: Why don't you just buy a bug zapper?

Liam: Ma' pa' doesn't trust them city artifacts.

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''Lincoln: (Defensive) Hey, it's not my fault the two look identical to each other. Plus, you shouldn't have left it there in the first place!''

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Lynn Sr.: Yes, but you still broke the fly swatter, and I would pick an issue with that.