User blog:CboyC95/Fanfiction - Bobby's Falcon

This short story is based off of an episode of King of the Hill where Dale has a pet falcon. Commentary is allowed.

Story
(We see Joshua, Lori, and they're friends standing outside the Loud house)

Bobby: You guys! You guys. Look what I got.

Becky: *gasps* Is that a falcon?

Joshua: You bet it is. I named her Lobby. After our love.

Lori: Aww. Bobby.

Joshua: Bobby, there's no way something like that came cheap. Where did you get it?

Bobby: Internet.

Chaz: What's the hood for?

Bobby: I think you take it off when you want her to do a trick.

Dana: Eeee! Make her do a trick.

Bobby: Okay. Lobby. Do a loop-de-loop...

Dana: Eee.

Bobby: A barrel roll...

Dana: Eee.

Bobby: Scratch that. A reverse barrel roll, then back to the glove.

(Bobby takes off Lobby's hood as it attacks Chaz who runs away screaming)

Bobby: Tada.

[A few hours later]

Bobby: Well I did some research, and it turns out you need to train falcons.

Chaz: Oh. That's probably why she attacked me.

Joshua: Yeah. Can't see why you haven't thought of that earlier.

Bobby: Lobby's completed my training course, as have I, hers. Turns out falcons are hunting birds. They catch rats, mice, moles, volls, and chipmunks.

Chaz: What's a voll?

Bobby: I don't know. Let's find out. Lobby. Bring us back a voll.

(Bobby takes off Lobby's hood as it attacks Chaz again)

Bobby: Huh. So Chaz is a voll.

[A few hours later]

Bobby: If you guys are wondering where Lobby is, I set her free in the woods. Kept the glove though. Makes me looks awesome wearing it, when you think about it.

Chaz: Do you think I can wear...

Bobby: No.

Chaz: Well I hate to sound like a broken record but, what is your kind of pizza? Meat Lovers? Triple Cheese? Italian? Spicy Italian? Sweet Italian...

(Lobby strikes out of nowhere attacking Chaz again)

Bobby: Aww. She found her way home.

*The End*