User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Linc or Swim

On a hot day, the Louds got kicked out of the pool,

Because Lynn, Lana, and Lily had each broken a rule.

Then Lincoln thought, "Having our own pool would be fun!",

And he bought his own kiddie pool called "Paradise for One".

Leni said, "Want to sit with us by the refrigerator?"

Lincoln snuck off and said, "No, maybe later."

He was looking forward to literally making a splash,

And threw the instructions right into the trash,

But he kept making the pool into silly shapes instead.

"I guess everyone needs the manual," he said.

He pumped the pool up but some of it deflated.

"I guess I can do it on my own," he stated.

He gave that a go but it made him pass out.

He woke up with a sunburn but still had no doubt,

That he could do it. He pumped it again,

But a bee chased him around, and it stung him, and then,

It popped a hole into Linc's kiddie pool,

But Linc patched it up and said, "Now I can keep cool!".

Even better, his sunburn and bee sting were gone,

But Lori and Leni had seen what went on,

And got into the pool despite it being built for one,

Then Lynn and her chicken went to join in the fun.

Soon, all his sisters were swimming in the pool,

Because they agreed it's the best way to keep cool.

Lisa poured a serum in to clean up any pee,

Then all the water evaporated, a gross sight to see,

And the sisters except Lisa all got red in the face.

They all peed in the water? It seems that's the case.

Lori, Luna, and Lucy, I'm surprised at you.

That doesn't seem like something you three would do.

Linc refilled the pool that he wanted to swim in solo.

Lana tried to make soup and Luan tried Marco Polo,

With Leni who didn't know how to play that game,

Because she thought that "Polo" was meant to be her name.

Lily kept trying to swim in the buff.

Lucy checked to see if she was bouyant enough,

To be a witch and Lynn, Lana, and Luan,

Goofed around with noodles. Lincoln said, "Oh man!".

Lola did not want her gown to get wet,

Although it's a swim gown. Then Bobby set,

Foot in the garden and said, "I'm a lifeguard,

And everyone should go out on the yard.

It's a senior swim and Lori's a senior at school."

Lincoln got mad and threw them out of the pool.

Cannonballs and ripping off tags weren't aloud,

And swimming solo proved boring for young LIncoln Loud.

He then found his sisters had bought a bigger pool outside.

"Swimming is better with my family!", Linc cried,

But unfortunately, Lincoln broke up the pool.

They crowded into his pool, which he thought was cool,

But then Lily pooped in it, so I conclude, maybe,

Just don't go swimming if you are a baby.