User blog:Funnyman12/Funny fanfic scenes that i don't know what to do with

1. _________________________________________________ (Lincoln is tied to a chair in a intargation

Luan:(intimidatingly) So Lincoln it appears you have tried to deceive me out of my hard earned cash from my funny business for your own selfish purposes hmmmmmm *tisk tisk tisk

Luan goes really close to Lincoln with an evil glare

Luan: (angry) And I thought we were family.....

Lincoln: God your ugly.....

Luan: Wa... wait... what??? (Visibly upset now)

Lincoln: Ohhh wait Luan I didn't mean for....

Luan: (Weakly) Dude....

Lincoln: Look I swear I didn't

Luan: Is it the buck teeth???

Lincoln: No not I-

Luan: Is it my body???

(Luan looks at her chest with disappointment)

Lincoln: What No.... I didn't mean for what I said Luan!!!

(Lincoln gets off the chair and ropes with little effort and walks up to Luan)

Lincoln: Look I'm sorry, what I said was mean...

Luan: It.... it really was Lincoln.

Lincoln: You were just so close with that intimidating face.

Luan: Well with comments like that I don't even think you wanna be to be tortured.

(Lincoln Goes back in torture seat)

Lincoln: I... I don't wanna get tortured actually ..... Few people really do Luan.

Luan: Silence you ffffoooolll, your punishment for stealing from me shall be that you have watch grown ups 2 on loop for an entire day.

Lincoln: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Luan is working at a grocery reorganizing all the selfs when some kid with a white hat with an uncanny resemblance to her brother begins to slowly nock down food from the selfs while he is listening to some music with headphones.

Luan: excuse me.... little kid you shouldn't be doing that.

(The kid isn't paying attention as he is listening to music. Luan goes up to him and gently raises his headphones, much to his annoyance.)

Luan: hey kid you can't keep throwing everything on the flaw or I'll have to te- (gets backhanded across the face)

Bratty kid: Why don't you blow this balloon animal you freak clown.

(The kid then the grabs and raises his shorts in a suggestive Manner, much to Luans shock.)

Soon after that the Kid continues to go about his business. Unknown to him thou Luan was slowly following him, he came to a corner and as he did that luan made sure to look both ways to see if anyone was looking, when she was all clear she quickly and suddenly kick him in the behind sending him hurdling towards a self where he fell and several fruit juices fell completely covering him.)

Luan: (to the intercom) clean up on isle 12.

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 * Scene takes place after the end of April fools rules*

Luan: awww the end of April fools day always makes me feel a little blue hahahahahahahah cough gaahhh blaahhh

(Luan throws up as a bunch of black smoke coming out which takes the form of a shadowy demon figure.)

Demon: Awww this year was a fun one this.

Luan: yeah but next year can we not just target Lincoln, makes it fair and less brutal, also no more raccoons

Demon: I make no promises lulu (winks)

4.

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(Luna is work at a gasoline station check out line. She was to take the next persons order when suddenly a man rudely pushed the other aside.)

Customer: Hey!!!

Rude man: step aside, hey Justin Bieber in drag

(Luna looks up to the man completely annoyed and peeved)

You heard me I want two double expressos, 3 coffee rolls and chop chop pixie cut.

(Luna instantly slaps the man causing him to fall on the floor)

Luna: Next in Line please, and be nicer this time or "I will make you hurt"