User blog:007Jamesdean/Joke Minisode 2: Prank Calls

It starts with Me, Rachel, Lincoln and Laney relaxing at the park.

Rachel: Aah. This is nice.

Me: You said it. But you know what would liven it up?

Lincoln: No what?

Me: Lets make some (pulls out his cell phone) Prank calls!

Rachel: Aww yeah! First Lori.

Me: This is gonna be good. (Dials Number)

LORI

Lori's cell phone rings.

Lori: Hello?

Me: Is Mr. Freely there?

Lori: Who?

Me: Freely. First initials I.P.

Lori: Let me see here. Hey girls do any of you know anyone named I Pee Freely!?

All of her sisters laugh at her.

Lori: (Growls) (to me as we are laughing) I will find you and literally turn you into a human pretzel! (Hangs up)

Lincoln: That was really funny J.D.!

Laney: That was hilarious!

Rachel: Now Leni.

Me: Okay. Rachel you do this call.

Rachel dials.

LENI

Rachel: (Falseto) Hey, this is chuck, the lead singer of Boyz Will Be Boyz. I was wondering if you would like to sing with us!

Me: (whispering) Ooh. Good one.

Leni: (Squeals in excitement) I would be so totes happy to do that!

Rachel: Great, just tell everyone that the tickets are coming to you by mail from Ms. Tinkle. First name "Ivana".

Me: (snickering quietly)

Laney: (giggling quietly)

Leni: Ivana Tinkle got it.

Lori: Ew! Leni go do that in the bathroom!

We laugh hysterically.

Me: That was a good one Rach!

Rachel: (Hangs up) That was funny!

Me: Oh that was rich!

Rachel: It sure was. Lincoln you do Luna.

Lincoln: Okay. (Dials a number)

LUNA

Luna answers.

Luna: Yo?

Lincoln: (Falseto British accent) Hello is this Luna Loud?

Luna: What's up mate?

Lincoln: Congratulations you won tickets to the Mick Swagger Concert.

Luna: (Squeals in excitement) (Calms down) Wait. What's the catch?

Lincoln: All you have to do is say this to your family. "Lori farts in your faces"

Luna went to say it.

Luna: Yo dudes! Lori farts in your faces!

Everyone laughed at Lori.

We laughed at that after hanging up.

Me: That was awesome buddy!

Rachel: That was hilarious! Lets do Luan.

Me: Luan will know it's a prank call right off the bat and she knows pranks better than anyone else. They don't call her the Queen of Pranks for nothing. So we'll save her for last.

Rachel: Good idea. How about Lynn?

Me: Lincoln should do this one.

Lincoln: Oh yeah. (Dials phone)

LYNN

(Lynn Answers)

Lynn: Yo LJ here.

Lincoln: (Cowboy Voice) Howdy there Ms. Lynn. I am a member of the National Stupid Head Ugly Butt Committee and we had just nominated you for President!

Lynn: What!? Why I oughta! You can't talk to me that way!

(Me, Rachel and Laney laugh as Lincoln hangs up)

Me: (Laughs) Oh brother. That was a good one Lincoln.

Laney: That was really funny.

Me: Rachel what did you think?

Rachel: That was great! Now lets do Lucy.

LUCY

Me: Okay. (Dials number)

Lucy: (Answers phone) Hello?

Me: (Transylvanian accent) Good day to you Lucy. You have just won a lifetime membership to the Vampires Forever Club.

Lucy: Woo hoo. I'm so excited I could die.

Me: All you have to do is tell you sisters this: I ate Lola's stuffed teddy bear.

Lucy: Will do.

Lucy went down to tell her sisters.

Lucy: Hey guys.

Everyone jumps and gets scared as a pipe organ plays.

Lucy: I ate Lola's suffed Teddy Bear.

Lola: (Enraged) YOU DID WHAT!?!?!

Lola jumps Lucy and beats her up bad in a dust cloud and Lori pulls them away.

Lori: That's enough you two!

Me, Rachel, Lincoln and Laney were laughing.

Lincoln: That was funny.

Me: Thanks. What did you think Rach?

Rachel: (Laughs) That was Awesome! Now Lola!

LOLA

Me: Glad you liked it. Lets see here. Ooh! I know. I was saving this one for Lana but why not Lola? (Dials number)

(Lola answers)

Lola: Hello?

Me: (Clears throat) This is P.U. Poopenhauser and I am conducting a national survey. Tell me do you smell like dog Doo-Doo or just look like it?

Lola: (Enraged) WHY YOU!?!?! I WILL FIND YOU AND BEAT YOU INTO A BLOODY PULP!!!!!

Lori: (Scolding) Lola! Stop it!

Hangs up.

We laugh hysterically.

Laney: Oh gosh that was funny!

Lincoln: That was hilarious!

Me: What did you think Rach?

Rachel: That was too good! Now Lana.

LANA

Me: Okay. I've been wanting to do this one for Lana. She hasn't taken a bath in 7 weeks.

Lincoln: That is disgusting.

Laney: Yuck!

Me: Here goes. (Dials Number)

(Lana answers)

Lana: Yo?

Me: Yeah I'm looking for 2 friends of mine there. One is named Bath first name Anita and the 2nd one is Mya last name Buttreeks.

Lana: Let me go see.

Lana went downstairs.

Lana: Hey girls, My butt reeks and I need a bath.

Lori: It's about time.

Lori picks up Lana and takes her to the bathroom.

Me, Rachel, Lincoln & Laney laughed hysterically.

Lincoln: That was hilarious!

Me: Lana oughta be smelling as fresh as a daisy when she's done.

Laney: That's true.

Me: What did you think Rach?

Rachel: (Laughs) Great! Now Lisa!

Me: Okay. (Sees somthing) Oh wait here she comes. Greetings Lisa.

Lisa had Lily with her.

Lisa: Greetings elder brothers and sister and Rachel.

Lincoln: Hey Lisa.

Laney: Hey Lisa.

Me: What brings you to the park?

Lisa: Just bringing our youngest sibling to the park for some relaxation. Hence because of all the crazy shenanigans going on at our abode.

Lily: Poo poo.

Me: We were doing all that with our phones.

Lisa: Let me guess. You were doing some humorous telecommunications shenanigans; Street name: Pranks calls.

Lincoln: We sure were Lisa.

Me: We wanted to liven up our relaxation here at the park with some pranks calls.

Laney: We called our sisters to give them prank calls.

Me: Yep. We were about to call you but since you're here we might as well call Luan.

LUAN

Me: Here we go. (I dial)

Luan: Hello?

Me: Yes I'm looking for a Mr. Tabooger. First name Olea.

Luan: Ha! You think I'm that naive? I know it's you J.D. Nice try pranking me though.

Me: Can't blame me for trying though Luan. Your sisters fell for it though.

Luan: I saw and heard. Great prank calls though.

Me: Thank you. We were doing this as a way to liven up our relaxation here at the park.

Luan: I know. You are a telephony. (Laughs) Get it?

Me: (Laughs) I get it. (Hangs up) I had a very strong feeling that Luan would know it was a prank call.

Lincoln: You were right J.D.

Laney: Yep.

Back at the Loud House Luan was telling her sisters about my prank calls.

Lori: So J.D., Rachel, Lincoln and Laney were prank calling us?

Luan: Yep.

Lynn: WHY THOSE ROTTEN LITTLE!!!! I"L GOONG TO RIP THEIR ARMS AND LEGS OFF AND SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS!!!!

Luan: No, I have a better idea.

They had looks of mischief on their faces.

However what Luan didn't know was that Rachel had planted a hidden microphone in Luan's ponytail that recorded her conversation with her sisters.

Rachel: (Gasp)

Me: What is it Rach?

Rach: Luan and the girls are gonna prank us to get vengeance when we get back home.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Laney: It's the Earbud Incident all over again.

Lisa: The sisters are likely going to bombard us with the same method that we used to prank them

Me: I also had a very strong feeling that Luan was going to tell everyone. Me and my big mouth.

Lily: Poo poo.

Me: Thanks Lily. Turn off your cell phones and don't answer them.

Laney: Right.

Me: If it's a prank war they want, it's a prank war they'll get! (My Eyes glow red) And I know just the person to help us. (Rachel Dials)

Rachel: Ronnie Anne? It's Rachel.

Ronnie Anne: Hey Rach. What's up?

Rachel: Me, J.D. Lincoln and Laney were doing some silly pranks calls here at the park to the rest of the sisters minus Lisa & Lily but Luan revealed everything after we called her and she is enlisting the sisters help to get us in vengeance.

Ronnie Anne: Not on my watch they won't. You called the right girl Rach. Let me work my magic.

Ronnie Anne walks over to the Loud House and at the park we were watching the Loud House from the Park. The sounds of fighting, punching and screaming were heard.

Me: Ooh! That must've really hurt! I hope Ronnie Anne wasn't too hard on them.

Lincoln: Lets go see.

Me: Okay. I think that's enough relaxing for today. Lets head home.

Lincoln: Good idea.

We walked back home from the park. When we got to the Loud House we saw Ronnie Anne come out of the Loud House with a smile.

Me: Hey R.A.

Ronnie Anne: Hey J.D.

Lincoln: Did you talk to my sisters?

Ronnie Anne: Lets just say that they will never think of anything mischievious ever again. Not while I'm around.

Laney: We owe you one Ronnie Anne.

Ronnie Anne: Glad I could help Lanes.

Lincoln: Thanks Ronnie Anne.

Ronnie Anne: (Playfully punches Lincoln in the shoulder) Smell you later Lame-o.

Rachel: Lets hope they're all right.

Ronnie Anne left and we went inside the Loud House and saw the sisters on the floor and couch roughed up real bad. Their clothes were torn, they had black eyes and some missing teeth and blood dripping from their mouths.

Me: Holy Bologna Slices! Ronnie Anne sure did a number on all of you!

Rachel: Ronnie Anne did all this!?

Me: Oh that's right Rachel. You just moved here. Ronnie Anne is a strong girl and she pulled all these pranks on Lincoln and I helped her stop bullying him.

Laney: That's right.

Rachel: Wow! I didn't know Ronnie Anne was that strong and tough.

Me: Yeah. Lets get them to their beds and start healing them.

Rachel: Okay.

Lisa: Affirmative.

Lori: I can't believe that Ronnie Anne beat us up like this.

Rachel: Well call me a snitch but I found out about Luan's plan to get back at us to get revenge for the prank calls but we didn't expect Ronnie Anne to be this rough on you for some harmless prank calls.

Lori: I know. (Groans in pain) It hurts bad.

Lisa: I know elder sister but I would say that this is what you get for wanting to prank our brother for vengeance.

Lori: Yeah. I guess we literally deserve it.

Lincoln: I'm sorry Lori. They were harmless prank calls.

Laney: We're sorry Lori.

Lori: It's okay. But some of us got a good laugh out of it.

Leni: That's totes right. (Groans in pain) Ow.

Me: I know.

We checked on the Loud girls and they were in pain and we were gonna make sure that they got better.

THE END.

Another Joke Minisode Complete.

This is my 2nd Joke Minisode and Rachel and I did this one as a roleplay act. It was really funny. I got some of the prank call ideas from The Simpsons and The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. It was perfect for this. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.