Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20181022222005/@comment-30953185-20181102222624

Lincoln: Let's read on.

ynn: Oh no! No one can hear us!

Lincoln: We’re trapped up here?!

Luan: I’m not even in the mood to make a pun about this!

Lynn: We’re going to live in this dust field forever!

Luan: We’re gonna starve up here!

Lincoln: Wait! We can just use our phones! We can call someone! The only problem is… I left my phone in my room.

Lynn: Same.

Luan: Well, I have mine!

Lincoln: Great! Hurry up and call someone!

Luan: Uh-oh. It’s only has a percent of battery left.

Lynn: One percent?!

Lincoln: Hurry! Before it powers off!

Luan: Okay! I’ll call! [quickly dials] Almost there!

Lynn: Would you hurry up?!

Luan: Don’t rush me!

Lincoln: We kind of need to!

Lynn: Yeah! Quit going so slow!

Luan: And you quit pestering me!

Lynn: Oh, I’ll stop pestering you as you get a move on!

Luan: Oh, yeah?! You think you’re so fast?! Let see you try dialing under so much pressure!

Lincoln: Just dial the phone already!

[Phone powers off]

Lynn and Lincoln: Dang it.

Luan: Shoot. My batteries died. “Dead”-nabbit! [laughs]

Lincoln: You're not in the mood to make a pun about being trapped, but you are in the mood to make a pun about your phone dying?