User blog:Thomperfan/Short- An Ace Savvy Credit Card?!

This is something that just came to my mind. I hope you enjoy!

(It starts with Me, the LKs and Clyde watching Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack in the living room. We're at the aution party scene where Countess Card is making an appearance.)

Me: (Wolf whistle) That Countess Card may be evil, but she is fine. (I notice Leni glaring at me) What? I was just saying!

Countess Card: (To Ace Savvy) Why not send Junior home early? I've got some wild oats to sew.

Luan: (scoffs) Amateur.

Countess Card: (to One-Eyed Jack) On the other hand, youth does have it's advantages, endurance, stamenna. Forget the old man. Come join me. My deck needs tending. I'll take it from here, pal.

Man: Wouldn't you like earrings too?

Countess Card: Some Luck-Boy is about to hit the honey pot. I'll include an evening of my company for the winner. I'll bring everything you see here, plus everything you don't.

Bidder #1: I bid $50,000 for Countess Card!

Bidder #2: $100,000

Bidder #3: And I'm in $500,000

Ace Savvy: One million dollars.

Lori: Of course, they're gonna start bidding on her.

One-Eyed Jack: Two million.

Ace Savvy: You don't have it. Three million.

One-Eyed Jack: I'll borrow it from you. Four million.

Ace Savvy: Five million.

One-Eyed Jack: That's a utility belt, not a money belt. Six million.

Ace Savvy: Seven Million. (he pulls out an Ace Savvy credit card) Never leave the cave without it.

(Me and Clyde start laughing)

Me: An Ace Savvy credit card! What will they think of next?

Clyde: Yeah, pretty stupid, huh, Lincoln? (He nudges Lincoln who looks utterly shocked.) Lincoln? Lincoln? Lincoln, what's wrong?

Lincoln: (appalled) An Ace Savvy credit card? They gave him an Ace Savvy Credit Card?!

Lynn: Dude, you seem-

Lincoln: (Angry) They had the NERVE, to give one of the greatest super heroes of all time AN ACE SAVVY CREDIT CARD?!?!?!?!

Lana: Whoa, Lincoln calm down!

Lincoln: (still angry) NOOO! NOOO! DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!

(Lincoln starts waving his arms around and going crazy, while the rest of us try stop him)

20 minutes later

(Lincoln has calmed down and is sitting on the couch again.)

Luna: Bro, that was pretty intense.

Leni: Yeah, are you gonna be OK, Linky?

Lincoln: Yeah, I apologize for the outrage. It was childish and immature.

Lola: (scoffs) No kidding.

Lincoln: I just get a little peeved, when I see one of my childhood icons carrying...(takes a breath; ranting) AN ACE SAVY CREDIT CARD! YOU IDIOTS!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL GET ALL OF YOU!!!!

(Lincoln starts waving his arms and going carzy again, while we try to stop him again.)

1 hour later

(Lincoln has calmed down again and is back on the couch)

Lisa: Elder brother, do you think you've gotten control of yourself.

LIncoln: Yeah, I think so. (It's silent for a minute; ranting) MESS WITH MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU?! YOU'LL ALL DIE!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!!

(Lincoln waves his arms and goes crazy yet again, and we try to stop him again.)

7 hours later

(Lincoln has gone to his room, while the rest of us continue to watch the movie.)

Me: All in favor of picking another movie next time, say "Ay".

Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and Clyde: Ay!

THE END