User blog:Thomperfan/Sleuth or Consequences (my version)

Before you continue to read, I just wanted to say I HATED this episode, Lincoln's sisters were so mean to him and got no comeuppance for it. So here's MY version of this episode. And a little heads up, this may seem a lot like YoshiRocker13's rewrite of it. That's because I took a lot of inspiration from it. I just wanted to say, thanks YoshiRocker13! You fixed that episode. Enjoy!

(It starts out with coming into Lincoln’s room. I see Lincoln dressed up as Ace Savvy.)

Me: Hey, Lincoln!

Lincoln: [stoically to me]  "I'm not Lincoln. I’m Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter. A man of few words, and fewer emotions. Except for today." [dancing with excitement]  "Because today is the day of the big Ace Savvy comic book convention! YEAH!"

Me: Oooh, a convention, can I come too?

Lincoln: Sure. [stoically again]  "And now to call my trusty sidekick." <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[breaks out walkie talkie] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "One-Eyed Jack, this is Ace Savvy."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[dressed in his costume] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "This is One-Eyed Jack. Just putting the finishing touches on my costume. And when it's ready, I'll be keeping one eye out for crime." <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[pulls an eyepatch over his

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Roger that. I'll meet you at 4:00 when it's time to..." <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[bursts out of room] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "...deal out some justice!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[pulls out a deck of cards that spill all over the floor] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Dang it."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[his sisters notice his costume and laugh at him except for Lucy and Lily, who are nowhere to be seen]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: "Get a load of this!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: "That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "You aren't going out in public like that, are you?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "I might point out that you are well past the recommended age that this behavior is deemed acceptable."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[they laugh some more. Lincoln blushes, while I cross my arms at them.]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Not cool, you guys. Lincoln hasn’t made fun of what <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">you <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">wear, so what makes you think it’s okay to make fun of what Lincoln wears.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: Oh come on! It's funny! Look at it!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Making fun of Lincoln is funny? So much for being so mature Lori.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(groans) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Alright! Fine! Whatever! Go do whatever stupid things you gotta do Lincoln. Though those tights must really give you a wedgie.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(The others laugh as they go downstairs, while I stay with Lincoln)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: You OK, buddy?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Yeah, I’m fine. You didn’t have to do that you know, I could’ve handled the teasing.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: That’s no excuse. That’s what friends do anyway, stand up for their friends when their being teased.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Thanks, Noah.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(We hug for a minute)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Now if you'll excuse me, Ace Savvy needs to have his private business. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(goes to the bathroom)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:14.666666666666666px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Ok, Ace Savvy! I’ll wait out here

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln goes to the bathroom, but when he opens the door, water from the toilet gushes out)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(screams) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What the?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Whoa. So, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">this <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">is what it’s like when a toilet gushes water.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I run downstairs to get Lincoln’s sisters.) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Uh, guys? We have a little situation with the toilet. It’s clogged.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sisters: Clogged the toilet?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(The other sisters rush upstairs and see all the water)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: You're right! The toilet is literally clogged!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: But how?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: I bet it was Lincoln!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(The sisters, sans Lucy and Lily, all glare at Lincoln)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "What makes you think <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> did it?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: "Maybe because you made more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[laughs during rimshot]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[cut to a few flashbacks of Lincoln clogging the toilet; Flashback #1: Lincoln is scraping his gross dinner into the toilet]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "So long, liverwurst loaf!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[flushes the toilet only for it to back up]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[bursts in] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I'm telling Dad!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Flashback #2: Lincoln is holding an embarrassing sweater his mother made him]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Mom can't make me wear you if she can't find you." <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[flushes it down the toilet only for another clog to occur]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[bursts in] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I'm telling Dad!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Flashback #3: Lincoln is pouring a bunch of CD's into the toilet]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[off-screen] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Has anyone seen my CD's? I gotta practice for karaoke night!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[as Lynn Sr. practices his singing, Lincoln flushes them down the toilet only for the obvious to happen]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[bursts in] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I'm telling Dad!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[end flashbacks]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: All true. But this time, it wasn't me. I swear!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: Oh sure, go try and defend yourself! We know it was you!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I get in front of Lincoln

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(angry) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hey! And just what makes you think it was Lincoln who did it?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: Did you literally not remember all the times Lincoln clogged the toilet?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Well, just because he did it all those other times doesn’t mean he did it <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">this <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">time! You can’t just go blaming everything on Lincoln, without any proof that he did it!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: Whatever! I still think Lincoln did it, and I'm telling Dad!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(angry) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Oh no you won't! I'm sick of you babbling me out! I'LL tell Dad!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: No! I will!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I suddenly grab Lola.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Nope. Not today, Lola! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln goes downstairs)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Dad!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(walks into the living room) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What's wrong son?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Someone clogged the toilet!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: What?! Did you do this Mr. Flush-My-CD's-Down-The-Can?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: No! I didn't do it! I swear!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: Then who did?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: I don't know, that's why I came to tell you!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(walks upstairs with Lincoln) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Until one of you fesses up, everyone's grounded!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(The sisters complain about this unjust decision)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: But Dad, I can't be grounded! The convention's in a few hours and I gotta get my Ace Savvy comic signed!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: Until I know who did the crime, you're all doing the time!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Everyone complains even more)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: Alright then, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(pulls out a plunger) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I've got a toilet to unclog.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(busts out an even heavier plunger known as Big Bertha) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Forget that pitiful plunger, Dad. This is a class 5 clog. You're gonna need Big Bertha! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(enters the bathroom with her father and Big Bertha) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Big Bertha coming through!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Well, I'm not doing the time for this crime. I'm gonna find out who the real clogger is...Ace Savvy style! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(pulls out his deck and drops it again) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Dang it.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln is shuffling a deck of cards and places various cards he put drawings of his sisters on onto his desk)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: One of you is the perp... but which one?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Just then Me and Lucy walk in.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Hey, Lincoln. I talked with Lucy and she said that she wanted to help us find out who clogged the toilet.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Really?" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[suspicious] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Wait. Why do you wanna help?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "I don't care about being grounded. My life is just an endless mental prison, anyway. But it's not fair that you have to miss your thing."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Ok, thanks. Oh, and thanks for taking my side. You were the only sister who didn’t make fun of me and didn’t accuse me of clogging the toilet.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: You’re welcome, brother.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln and Lucy hug.) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: So what have you got?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Lynn has eaten spicy meatball subs for ten days straight. You know what that does to your digestive system?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: That’s a good lead.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[in the kitchen, Lynn is indeed eating a meatball sub; suddenly, Lucy shines a flashlight in her face]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: "Hey! What's with the light?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Why don't you admit it, Lynn? You jammed the john!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: "I think those tights are cutting off oxygen to your brain."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: "Oh yeah? Then explain this!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[dumps discarded sub wrappers on the table] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Nobody can eat this many subs and <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">not <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> wreak havoc on the plumbing!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: "Nice try, genius, but my favorite roller derby is playing tonight and I never bomb the bowl before the big game. It's bad luck! If I go number 2, we won't be number 1!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (In disgust) Yeeeee.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: "If you wanna know who plugged the porcelain, why don't you ask Lisa? She keeps a log of all our bathroom habits. Pun intended."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Of course! Lisa's weird poop study! Let's go see this joker!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[holds up the wrong card]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "That's the 2 of Diamonds."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "UGH!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lisa and Lily's room]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "I need the file from last night from 1 to 4 AM."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[looks for the requested file] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "1 to 4 AM...Hmm. It seems to be missing."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Missing? How convenient! Clearly, you did it! Case closed!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Oh, please! I haven't used the family lavatory in years! It takes too much time away from my studies. I prefer to use Lily's training potty."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Well, it looks like your story's clean...but your training potty's not."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "What about Lily? She's always dumping her dirty diapers in the toilet."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Aha!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[slides right into and knocks over Lily's diaper genie and reveals a plethora of pooped padding] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Nope! I'd say they're all here! That clears these two."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "What about Lori?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Of course! She was so quick to point the finger at me, and you know what they say, "She who dodged it, lodged it!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln goes to interrogate Lori; just then, a stretch and snap sound effect is heard; Lincoln returns revealing that Lori gave him an atomic wedgie to prove her innocence]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Lori did not do it!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Hmph! (I call out to Lori) MEANIE!!!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The bathroom; Lana, Lynn Sr., and Big Bertha are searching for the bowl's barricade]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: "Oh! Big Bertha's got something!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "I wanna see! Is it something really grody?" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Dad hands her the object] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Paper? It's gotta be something bigger than that!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[tosses paper out the window] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Move over, rookie! Some jobs require you to get your hands dirty!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[takes over]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[the paper falls daintily as Clyde makes his way to the Loud House]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[singing] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "One-Eyed Jack. One-Eyed Jack. Villains better watch their back." <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[gets his glasses struck by the paper Lana discarded] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "GAH! MY CRIME EYE!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[crashes into the van and gets catapulted into the tree in the front yard]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Better put a pot of cocoa on. We've only got 2 more hours until the convention and 5 more suspects to go."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Their next suspect is Luan]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: "It wasn't me! I was asleep the whole time and I can prove it! I film myself sleeping in case I say something funny I can use in my act."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Video footage shows such an event]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[sleep-joking] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "What do you call a sleeping bull? A <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">bulldozer <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[laughs during rimshot]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[We cross off Luan and move onto Leni]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: "Ooh! You wanna do an interview? Okay! My favorite color is zebra and the secret to a great smile is..."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (I sigh lovestruck) Leni is SO cute when she’s clueless.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Noah! Focus!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I snap out of it.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Right! So Leni this is NOT an interview. We just need to ask you a few questions about the toilet.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: What?! No one told me there was gonna be a test! I didn’t study! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">(She starts crying and Lincoln facepalms. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">We cross off Leni who proves to be too dumb to pull off such an act and move onto Lana)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "Wish I could take the credit. I've been trying to dam up the dumper for years."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[They cross of Lana and move onto Lola]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "I would <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">never <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> get up in the middle of the night. It disrupts my beauty sleep."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[They cross off Lola and move onto their final suspect, Luna]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: "I was at a rock concert, dudes."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Prove it..."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Luna turns on the TV to a news report of last night's concert where she is shown chasing Mick Swagger on stage]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">TV Luna: "MICK! WAIT! I JUST WANT A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln and Lucy are just speechless at Luna's alibi and I look a little creeped out.]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: OK. I am amazed and slightly creeped out by that.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Okay, that proves it."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "GAH! We're running out of time and we've got nothing!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "WE'VE GOT SOMETHING!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[finds the source of the clog] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Here's the culprit!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[hands it to Lincoln]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Aha! A break in the case!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[sees that it's a book]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Princess Pony: The Touching True Story Of A Delightful Pony Who Changes The World With Her Horse Sense

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: That is a really girly book. And who do we know who’s girly and pink and likes this kind of stuff?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Lola.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "That lying scoundrel!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: "You guys do remember that was just down the toilet, right?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lincoln, Lucy and I revile in disgust and go back to Lola; Lincoln kicks the door open only for it to close on his face; he then enters normally]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "We know you did it, Lola! We found <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">your <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> book in the toilet!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[shows evidence]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: "Barf! That is not mine! I may be girly and pink, but I do have standards!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[convinced] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I think she's telling the truth."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[doubtful] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I don't! She's sweating more than a vampire in the sun! Let me take a run at her!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[kicks down Lola's tea party table] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "We know you did it! ADMIT IT! CONFESS! If you don't tell the truth...YOUR HEART WILL NEVER BE SET FREE!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[holding back an enraged Lucy] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Whoa! Easy there, spooky!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yeah, just take deep breaths.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[unfazed from Lucy's outburst] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "You're cleaning that up."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The doorbell rings and Lincoln answers the door]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln and I: "One-Eyed Jack?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Clyde: "Sorry I'm late, Ace. I would have been here sooner, but I was thwarted by this dastardly piece of paper that flew from your bathroom window."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[looks at paper and sees something familiar] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "This looks like a page from Princess Pony. " <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">If you don't tell the truth, your heart will never be set free. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">" Where have I heard that before?" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[suddenly realizes those are the exact same words that Lucy told Lola and finds out who the culprit truly is] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "LUCY! You solved the case, One-Eyed Jack! Thanks to you, the city can flush without fear!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Lucy and Lynn's room]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[kicks the door open] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "IT WAS YOU!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[off-screen] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "LINCOLN! STOP KICKING DOWN THE DOORS!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "You're the Princess Pony lover!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "That's absurd!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Well, our good friend Clyde gave this piece of paper from the book, it had these words on it: “If you don’t tell the truth, your heart will never be set free” And we just happened to notice that those were the exact same words you used when you were interrogating Lola.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Then you won't mind if I search the premises." <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[searches but fails to find any evidence]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Are you done?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "I'll be done when I'm-" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[notices something on the floor] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "That's an odd shadow." <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[looks up to the ceiling lamp and finds a clue] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Aha! Lisa's missing bathroom files!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Lynn must have put that there! You've got nothing on me!" <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[just then, her gloomy macabre poster peels off and reveals a Princess Pony poster from behind] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Dang it..."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "You've been lying to me this whole time! Why?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[readjusts macabre poster] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "I couldn't let our sisters know I read Princess Pony. You know how they are. They'd make fun of me for the rest of my life."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Oh, that’s terrible

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "So, why <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">do <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> you read it?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Even I need a break from the darkness every now and then."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: I guess that makes sense.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "So, how'd it end up in the toilet?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "The bathroom is the only place I can safely read it."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[flashes back to last night]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: " <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:700;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">I was reading it last night. And when I heard someone coming, I panicked. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Through her panicking, Lucy tossed the book into the toilet and hid in the bathtub when a groggy Lincoln came by to use the toilet and flushed it; as soon as he left, it gave Lucy the chance to escape and save her secret; end flashback]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "Sorry, Lucy, but you have to tell everybody. They still think I did it!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Well, except for Lily. But, she’s a baby so, this thing doesn’t really matter to her.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "But they'll tease me even worse than they tease you! You can probably handle that, but I can't!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: "I'm about to miss the convention! Either you tell them, or I will!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[admitting defeat] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Sigh...I'll tell them..."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Downstairs, Lori and Leni are texting each other, Lola's fixing her hair, Lana's arranging her tools, Lynn's doing push-ups, Lisa's reading, and Luan and Luna are fighting over the TV remote]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: "Give it back!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: "It's mine!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[Enter Lucy, ready to confess]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: "Excuse me...I have something to say..." <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[gets their attention and reveals the book] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "This is what totaled the toilet."

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Princess Pony?!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[the sisters laugh]

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: "Which one of you lame-o's does that belong to?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lisa: "Certainly not me! It's so sickeningly sweet I get a toothache just looking at it!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[terrified at Lisa's exaggeration] <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;"> "Can that really happen?"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: "Whoever that belongs to is gonna be the laughing stock of this house!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: "Yeah! They are literally worse than Lincoln! And he wears his underwear on the outside!"

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">[The other sisters laugh some more, while I glare at them and Lucy knows she has to face the music; Lincoln notices Lucy's pain and feels bad for her]

<span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Actually...the boo <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:16px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">k belongs to-

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Me!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sisters: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(flabbergasted) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> YOU?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: But, we… And Lucy did… WHAT?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: I didn't want to tell you because I knew you guys would make fun of me. You guys were acting like real jerks to me when you thought I clogged the toilet, and were making fun of my costume. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(looks down) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Now it looks like I have to put up with even more.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I feel bad for Lincoln so I pat him on the back)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Don’t worry, Lincoln. It’ll be OK. I understand.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Leni, Luna and Lana notice my look, and they start to realize how mean they’ve been)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni, Luna and Lana: (to themselves, in unison) I'm being such a jerk to my brother... <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(they all look down)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(sounding sympathetic) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Aw, Lincoln... <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(now condescending) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> ...of course, we're gonna make fun of you! But only for the rest of your life!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (enraged) OK, That is IT!!!!!!!!!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: Excuse me? <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(I get up on the table.)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (still enraged What is WITH you guys today?!?! Have you all got a screw loose or something?!?! First you make fun of Lincoln for his costume and now you’re gonna make fun of him just because he clogged the toilet?!? Excuse my french, BUT THAT IS TOTAL BAGUETTE!!!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: Well duh! He even did it with a pony book! That's just humiliating <span style="font-size:14px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (I point at Lola) Like you’re one to talk, Lola! I remember on that rainy day you said, and I quote: (in my Lola impression) “We should all accept each other’s habits… Even if some of them are really, really gross.” And now you’re all making fun of Lincoln’s habit.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: I know I said that, but come on this is just too funny to not make fun of!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: It’s jerky!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: (sadly) Noah’s right.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: What?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Leni, Luna and Lana come up to Lincoln) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Linky, I just wanted to say that I am <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">really <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">sorry I’ve been mean to you.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna and Lana: Me too.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: I dunno what came over us bro, but we’re sorry

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: Yeah, You wanna dress up like Ace Savvy, you do it, because we know you love it!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: (smiles) Thanks, guys. I forgive you.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln and his 3 sisters hug.) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: Well whatever! We're still going to make fun of Lincoln!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(glares) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Yeah, and we'll make sure you dudes regret it.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go and tell Dad.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln walks into the kitchen where Lynn Sr. was)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: Lincoln? What's up?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Dad, <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(sighs) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> I was the one who clogged the toilet.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: It was you? Why didn't you tell me before?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: I didn't want the girls to make fun of me.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: Thanks for being honest with me son, but I'm still going to have to ground you.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Yes Dad.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn Sr.: Girls! You're no longer grounded!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(The girls celebrate their freedom, and they all leave, except for Leni, Luna, Lucy, and Lana)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(upset) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Aww Linky, now you're going to miss your convention.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: Yeah. But why didn't you just tell us the truth before? You could've just said it then.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Look. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(looks around) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Don't tell anyone, but I was actually the one who clogged the toilet.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me, Leni, Luna, and Lana: What?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: But why did Lincoln say he was the one who did it?!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Actually, I wanted to know that too. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(to Lincoln) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Why did you take the blame for me?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Lucy, they would've made fun of you more than they make fun of me. I might not like it so much, but I'm quite comfortable with who I am, obviously. Don't worry, someday, you'll be too. Until then, your big brother's got your back.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(smiling and grateful) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Thanks, Lincoln.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Aww, Linky!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: You sure are a great big brother to Lucy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lana: And to me too.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Oh, come on you guys! Group hug!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(The four sisters and I give Lincoln a hug)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Thanks guys. Well, guess I better go change into my normal clothes. I don't have to go to the convention anymore. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(goes upstairs)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: There goes a good man!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sometime later, Luan comes back home from her comedy gig)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: Yes! I got to go to my comedy gig!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(appears out of no where) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Hope you're happy.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(screams) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Lucy! What's up?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Do you think going to your comedy gig was worth it after how you behaved today?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: What?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: You were making fun of Lincoln.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: Well duh! He clogged the toilet with a Princess Pony book!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Could you not see how defensive Noah was? He's going to be the laughing stock of the whole house. You even said so yourself!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(gasps) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> You're right! I WAS being a jerk to Lincoln! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(feels bad) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> What have I done?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: I think you need to apologize to him.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: Don't worry, I'll do that. <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(thinks) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Who else was making fun of him?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: Oh really? <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(smirks) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> Well I'll be sure to give them their comeuppance.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Later that night, Lincoln was in his room looking bored. Then, Leni and Luna came in)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: Hey bro! Guess what?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: What?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(pulls out a signed Ace Savvy comic book) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> We went to the comic book store to get your book signed!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Wow! <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(takes the comic book) <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;"> How did you do it?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luna: It’s the least we could do, bro.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Yeah, we just wanted to do this to show that we’re really sorry, so we had just enough time to go and get it signed.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: This is amazing! Thanks guys!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln hugs Leni and Luna, then Luan, Lucy, and Lana and I show up outside his room)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: Hey Linc! You got a minute?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: Luan? You're back so soon. What is it?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: I just wanted to say I'm really sorry for making fun of you today. I had no idea what went over me.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: It's okay Luan, I'm sure I won't stay mad about this for very long.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: Did you tell him?

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: Oh yeah! I also planned a special surprise for everyone else who made fun of you.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Sometime later, Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa arrive home)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: Man, what happened today with Lincoln was literally hilarious!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lynn: Yeah, making fun of him is going to be so priceless!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(They open the door, but then a bucket of toilet water falls on top of them)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lori: Gah! Gross!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lola: My dress! My beautiful dress!!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(They notice Me, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lucy, and Lana in front of them, looking smug)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: I guess trying to make fun of Lincoln, gave you guys an epic "pail"!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yeah, you guys don’t look really useful, now! You look really disgraceful!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;font-style:italic;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Lincoln, his five sisters and I laugh, while the other four look annoyed)

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"> <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">THE END <span style="font-size:16px;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">