User blog:Katajrocker/Fanfiction-Joke's On You

Heyo people! So, this is my first fan fiction ever,I hope you like it! If you do, be sure to let me know! Also, on my profile, I have a list of fan fiction ideas, so if there's a specific one from that list you want me to write, just tell me. I think I'll do "No Fun Intended" next, but I don't know. Anyways, this fan fiction isn't really dark, but it has some sad moments in it. I'll try to add some pictures later. Hope you enjoy!

Joke's On You
Everyone in the Loud house was up to the usual. Lori was texting Bobby, Luna was having a jam session. Lana was throwing mud, and Lola was avoiding that mud. It was just a normal day, until a scream traveled through the halls, down the stairs, and filled the living room.


 * Lincoln: What the even heck was that?


 * Lisa: A scream. Duh.


 * Lincoln: No, I mean, who was it?


 * Lynn: Maybe Leni found another spider.


 * Leni: Umm...I'm right here!


 * Lynn threw her hands in the air.


 * Lynn (frustratedly): Well, who was it then?


 * They heard a creak, and looked at the staircase where it came from. Brown shoes with pink flowers on the top were running down the steps. Of course, it was Luan.


 * Luan: Oh my wowie wowzers! Guys, you'll NEVER guess what?


 * She was smiling ear to ear and was shivering with excitement.


 * Leni: OMG, did my shoe of the month package come?


 * Lynn had a mischievous look on her face.


 * Lynn: But Leni, that came in January! Remember?


 * Leni was fooled.


 * Leni: Oh yeah, I forgot!


 * Luan: No, its WAY better than shoes. It's the best thing ever!


 * Leni: Well what is it?


 * Luan: So I just got a call from my school friend whose older sibling works at a trendy cafè, and she said they're doing an open mic night TOMORROW! I just can't believe it, this could be my big break! Think about it. In one night, I might just go from little Luan Loud to a real comedienne!


 * The living room filled with cheering and clapping.


 * Luna: Congratulations, dude! I know you'll do great!


 * She ran up to Luan and hugged her


 * Luna: I'm so proud of my little sis...


 * Lynn: Well, I guess this means one more year until I go major league, right?


 * Lynn and the others laughed.


 * It's the next night, the night of the show. As small as it was, it was a dream come true for Luan, or at least she thought it would be...


 * Luna and Luan were in their bedroom preparing for the big night (Luna didn't feel as if it was very important, but wanted to show support of her sister)


 * Luan: I'm ready! How 'bout you, Luna?


 * Luna (in an exhausted manner): Yeah....and I've been ready for...quite some time now....


 * Seeming to forget all that she did to appear fancy and neat, Luan jumped up and grabbed Luna by the arm.


 * Luan: Well, lets go then!


 * After a long, and as always, painful car ride, the family finally arrived at the cafè. They walked in to a rearranged version of the cafè they normally dined at. The tables and chairs were closer together and were all pushed to the right, in front of a curtain. The curtain was usually closed up, but for the night it was open to reveal a small stage against the wall. The Louds all found themselves seats and sat down. Lily almost immediately lost her patience, but after a few seconds of crying was given a pacifier and fell asleep. Lincoln took quarters out of his pocket to split with Lola and Lana, and he took them to the back where the arcade was. Lucy occupied herself by reading a book, as well as Lisa. The older girls, who had a longer attention span, decided to pay attention to the show. 


 * Luan: Well, I think I should be heading up to the stage right about now.


 * Luna: Break a leg, Lu!


 * Leni: Hey, thats rude!


 * Luan walked up to the stage. The last performer, a girl playing a violin, had just finished and the crowd was clapping. As soon as she saw the crowd, the usually hyper Luan was standing there nervously. However, after closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, she felt confident and began to tell jokes, just like she did at home.


 * Luan: Hiya! Umm....I'm Luan Loud....and umm....I'll be telling some jokes for you today!


 * Luna (whispering): You can do it, dude!


 * Luna winked and did a thumbs up. Luan waved and smiled back. She stared at the crowd for ideas, and noticed a recurring theme. Since it was a cafè, of course everyone had coffee.


 * Luan: So...uhh...I see a lot of you like coffee?


 * The crowd was silent.


 * Luan: They say coffee is an art, but I guess I can't disagree. It can really help you espresso yourself. But you should never have too much, it could cause a latte of problems!


 * Luan laughed, but most of the crowd remained silent. Luna looked around nervously, and decided she needed some encouragement.


 * Luna (whispering): Keep going!


 * Luan: So, you know what it's called when someone steals coffee?


 * Luan started sweating. She put on a nervous grin, hoping someone would catch on. But everybody was staring, waiting for something to amuse them.


 * Luan: Mugging!


 * She giggled, but nobody else did. Luan nervously bit her lip. Her fist was clenched and her eyes were closed. She was sweating harder-and could feel water coming to her eyes, too. Luan was stumped. Could my one chance be ruined? she wondered to herself. She knew if she wanted a career, she had to think fast. She scanned through the audience and her eye just happened to come across Lori. Suddenly, Luan had an idea...


 * Well yeah guys, this is a WIP so...I'm stopping here HAHA. Yeah, sorry about that. I hate cliff hangers, too. But, it's late and I feel like sleeping, hopefully I'll finish this soon though. Be sure to tell me what you think, and thanks for reading!