User blog:Discofurby/Cliff's Christmas Chaos

This is a parody of the kids' book Mog's Christmas Calamity. I plan to make more parodies of the "Mog" books, starring Cliff because, well, someone once did a similar thing with Spongebob and I like the Mog series, so why not? This story is set in the past, because everyone knows there was no fire during "11 Louds a' Leapin'". I also decided to make Cliff like sardines instead of eggs, because eggs are Mog's dig and I didn't want to steal that from her.

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One night, about two years ago, Lana said, "Do you know, Cliff, when you wake up in the morning, it will be Christmas, and there will be presents and lovely things to eat, and you will have an extra big sardine for your breakfast!".

Cliff dreamt about the big sardine. It was very big and it was up in the sky. Cliff had to fly up to get it. But some big birds came.

They wanted to eat the big sardine, and one of them wanted to eat Cliff. Cliff flew as fast as he could, but the bird came after him, and suddenly...

Cliff woke up. A piece of tinsel was stuck to his tail. He tried to shake it off, but it stuck on. And then, it flew into the fire and made a little fire of its own and two more fires on the rug. Cliff thought, "I'm getting out."

He ran out onto the street. Some people saw him shoot past. "What's that thing with the fiery tail?" said one. "Perhaps it's a comet," said another. "I'd better ring the fire brigade," said a third.

Suddenly, Cliff heard a horrible noise. Then he saw the thing that made the horrible noise. He thought, "Oh no, I'm going home."

But the thing (it was a firetruck) came after him. It chased him all the way to his house. Two men came out. They had a big yellow snake (It was really a hose, but Cliff thought it was a snake) and they shouted, "There's the fire!".

Suddenly the snake spat. It did a big spit and there was water everywhere. Even on Cliff.

Then Lynn Sr. and Rita and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa came out of the house. Lana was carrying Charles and had Walt on her head (they didn't have their other pets yet). They did not come out of the door. They came out of the window.

They said, "Thank you, thank you for saving our house." The firemen said, "Don't thank us, thank your cat. That cat led us to your house. That cat is a hero."

Some neighbours (including Mr. Grouse) had come to see what had happened to Cliff's house. They all told each other that Cliff was a hero. Then it began to snow and they all went home.

The Louds went to get dressed. Then, they looked at the Christmas room. Everything was wet and some things were black. "I'm sorry," said Lynn Sr., "But Christmas will have to be a bit different this year."

They were all very sad except for Lucy. Cliff was sad too. But then Lincoln saw something.

The neighbours were coming back. They were carrying things and smiling. They said, "We thought we'd help you clean up, and then we'd all share Christmas at your house."

It was a wonderful party. There were presents and lovely things to eat and there was even an extra big sardine for Cliff.

"That was the best Christmas we've ever had!", said Lola, "Can we do exactly the same next year?"

"Well," said Lynn Sr., "Perhaps not exactly."