User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Room with a Feud

Linc sat in the living room watching TV.

Lola said, "Lana's been real mean to me!

Her pets all smell bad and she messed up my doll!

I wish she'd stop acting like an unruly troll!".

Then Fangs had given Lynn Jr. a bite.

He popped up in the fireplace, which gave her a fright.

He video-chatted with Clyde. They'd taken a quiz,

For seeing how compatible somebody is.

Lincoln thought, "I know just what I should do!

I'll make all of my sisters take the quiz too!".

The sisters got all of their quiz answers in,

And because they were rugged, Lana now roomed with Lynn.

Lisa and Luna both bounced off the wall.

Lola and Lucy were the most dramatic of them all.

Leni and Luan were both easily amused,

And Lori and Lily both had phones they used.

With their new roommates, the girls got on fine.

Linc said to Clyde, "Now my sisters won't whine!",

But though Lynn and Lana both liked all the dirt,

Lynn didn't like El Diablo on her shirt.

Lola dressed up Edwin and Lori sat on Lily's phone,

So Lily used Lori's which made Lori groan.

Luna accidentally broke Lisa's stuff,

And Leni annoyed Luan. All the girls had enough.

Lisa used a machine to test them again.

It used documents and DNA samples, then,

The machine said that Lola and Lori would do,

Because they were sociable and bossy too.

Leni was with Lynn 'cause they thought the same thing.

Lana and Luna both knew the fun garages bring,

And they both had "axes", so they were birds of a feather.

Lucy and Luan were rooming together,

Because they were creative and had objects as pals.

Linc was also paired up with one of the gals:

Namely young Lily, which Lincoln did hate,

And he said, "Hey, how come you don't have a roommate?!".

Lisa said, "I simply don't have a match,"

And she gave her lumpy green head a big scratch.

Lily kept Lincoln up with her farts and her sound,

But the rest of his sisters loved clowning around,

With their new roomates, so Linc talked to Clyde.

"I'll take one for the team," Lincoln Loud sighed.

The girls overheard him and so they switched back.

They said, "Let's change our attitudes to get things on track!".

Lincoln's hair blew off and he got a green brain,

But I'm sure next time he will be right as rain.