Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180630055107/@comment-30953185-20180630175006

Lincoln: It’s okay I’m sure they’re somewhere-

Leni: WHERE’D MY SUNGLASSES GO?! (Cries and runs upstairs)

Lincoln: (disappointed) …so I guess I’m done with being the perfect model then?

Me: Looks like it. You stay down here, and I'll go see if I can comfort her. This calls for major boyfriend duty.

(I go upstairs after her)

[Cut to Lori on her phone speaking with one of her friends]

Lori: (angrily) So I told Amber, like, that was literally racist of you, and she was all like- (opens the door to find a completely devastated Leni whimpering at her door) AHH!

Leni: (Cries and runs to her bed, burying her face in her pillow)

Lori: Ugh, I’ll call you back. My sister is causing a scene right now. (hangs up) Leni, I told you, spiders are nothing to cry over.

Leni: (crying) No! It’s not that! I lost my sunglasses!

Lori: So, why can’t you just look for them?

Leni: I don’t know where they are!

Lori: Probably, because you were running all over the place. I’m sure they’re somewhere in the house.

Leni: I can’t be seen like this! My sunglasses were important for my looks! Without them, I’m practically bald!

​Lori: Are you implying that bald people are ugly or something?...

​Leni: ...uh, that's not what I meant I... (cries) I JUST WANT MY SUNGLASSES BACK!

(Just then I knock on the door.)

Me: Leni, can I come in, please?