User blog:DPSII/Paci-Fiction

A short story. Feedback is appreciated.

I give credit to FirstDrellSpectre for title.

Synopsis
After seeing a commercial about children's teeth coming in crooked from sucking pacifiers, Rita confiscates all the pacifiers.

Story
[Leo is crying while the siblings are trying to calm him down]

Leo: WAAAAHHHH!

Lori: Leo has literally been crying for an hour! What is his problem?!

Lincoln: I don't know! I've changed his diaper and fed him! Maybe he's tired! Luna sing him a lullaby!

Luna: Okay, dude. [she picks up Leo and sings Leo a lullaby but he continues to cry] I don't get it! He usually calms down when he hears my lullabies.

Luan: Let me try. Hey Leo, look at the funny face! [she makes a funny face]

Leo: [still crying] WAAAHH!

Luan: He's still crying. My funny faces usually make him laugh.

Lucy: He probably wants his bear. [she picks up Leo's bear] Here you go, Leo.

Leo: Bah! [he pushes the bear away]

Lucy: He doesn't want the bear either!

Lana: Here, Leo. Take my Blarney plushy.

Lola: No, take Mr. Elephant.

Lincoln: No, take Bun Bun.

Lana: Hey, I offered first!

Lincoln: He likes playing with Bun Bun better!

Lola: He likes playing with my plushies more!

Leni: Stop fighting! You've upset Leo even more! [she picks up Leo] Oh, why are you so upset, little Leo? Please stop crying. If you don't stop crying, I might start... WAAAHHH!

Luan: Oh Leni don't be such a crybaby! [she puts pacifier and laughs] Get it?

Leni: [spits out the pacifier] Luan, I am sick of you doing that!

Luan: Aw Leni, you know I'm just kidding.

Leni: Well it's not funny at all! It's mean!

[As Leni & Luan argue, Lily picks up the pacifier Luan put into Leni's mouth]

Lily: Hewe you go, Weo. [she puts pacifier in Leo's mouth and he calms down]

Lincoln: Hey look, Leo's calmed down.

Luan: I guess he just wanted to suck. But sucking never gives fun. [laughs] Get it? [everyone groans in annoyance]

TBC