Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-32082639-20170712124900

This is how it works. Someone says the ALL the lyrics to a certain song. The person below must guess what the name of the song is and post all the lyrics from another song, and so on. It can be from a movie, a play/musical, a tv episode, an album, or anything!

I'll start:

[NORMA] There's been a call What did I say They want to see me right away Joe, Paramount, they love our child Mr. DeMille is going wild

[JOE, spoken] Well, that's wonderful, Norma

[NORMA] But it was some fool assistant Not acceptable at all It he wants me, then Cecil B Himself must call

[JOE, spoken] I don't know if this is the time to stand on ceremony

[NORMA] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I've been waiting twenty years now <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">What's a few more days, my dear? <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">It's happened, Joe <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I told you so <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">The perfect year <span avoid-selection="" class="u-noselect" style="box-sizing:border-box;user-select:none;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;"> <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Now, let's go upstairs

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[JOE] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Shouldn't you at least call back?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">No; they can wait until I'm good and ready

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[JOE, voiceover] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">It took her three days and she was ready <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">She checked with her astrologer <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Who sacrificed a chicken <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">She dressed up like a pharaoh <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Slapped on a pound of make-up <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">And set forth in her chariot <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Poor Norma <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">So happy <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Re-entering her kingdom

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[MAX, voiceover] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">If you will pardon me, Madame, the shadow over the left eye is not quite balanced

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, voiceover] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Thank you, Max

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[GUARD, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Hey, that's enough of that <span avoid-selection="" class="u-noselect" style="box-sizing:border-box;user-select:none;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;"> <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[MAX, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">To see Mr. DeMille. Open the gate

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[GUARD, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Mr. DeMille is shooting. You need an appointment

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[MAX, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">This is Norma Desmond. No appointment is necessary

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[GUARD, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Norma who?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Jonesy?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[JONES, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Why, if it isn't Miss Desmond. How have you been, Miss Desmond?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Fine, Jonesy. Open the gate

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[JONES, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">You heard Miss Desmond

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[GUARD, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">They don't have a pass <span avoid-selection="" class="u-noselect" style="box-sizing:border-box;user-select:none;color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;"> <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[JONES, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Stage 18, Miss Desmond

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Thank you, Jonesy. And teach your friend some manners. Tell him without me, there wouldn't be any Paramount Studio

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[JONES, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Get me Stage 18. I have a message for Mr. DeMille

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[HEATHER, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Mr. DeMille?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">What is it?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[HEATHER, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Norma Desmond is here to see you, Mr. DeMille

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Norma Desmond?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[HEATHER, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">She's here at the studio

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">It must be about that appalling script of hers. What shall I say?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[HEATHER, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Maybe I could give her the brush

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Thirty million fans have given her the brush. Isn't that enough? Give me a minute

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Won't you come along, darling?

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[JOE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">It's your script. It's your show. Good luck

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Thank you, darling

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[HEATHER, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Miss Desmond

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Well, well, well

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Hello, Mr. DeMille. The last time I saw you, we were someplace terribly gay. I was dancing on the table

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">A lot of people were. Lindbergh had just landed

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">You read the script, of course

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Well, yes...

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Now, I know how busy you are during shooting, but I really think you could have picked up the phone yourself, instead of leaving it so some assistant

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">I don't know what you mean, Norma

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[NORMA, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Yes, you do

<span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">[DEMILLE, spoken] <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Programme,sans-serif;font-size:18px;font-weight:100;">Come on in <ac_metadata title="The Lyrics Game"> </ac_metadata>