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(OOH! I see! I'll edit it then:)

''[After Lincoln leaves the message. and Clyde faints]''

Mr. Conductor: Hey Lincoln!... You seem proud. What'd you do?

Lincoln: Oh, only what a reasonable person did. Get back at some who did me wrong.

Mr. Conductor: I'm sorry. Did you say "get back at someone"?

Lincoln: Lori stepped on my VR system and didn't apologize for it, so I left her a message saying how she's the worst sister ever!

Mr. Conductor: Lincoln. Listen. A message like that could really hurt her feelings. I know you're mad. I get it, but-

Lincoln: Good! She'd learn that way not to mess with me! I want to let Lori know just what a terrible, terrible sister she is!

Mr. Conductor: You know, Bert thought the same thing too. He thought revenge was the way of solving things when some men accidentally splashed mud on his face.

Lincoln: Bert? Who's Bert?

Mr. Conductor: Ah! I'm glad you asked. Allow me to explain it with a story I'd like to call, Tit for Tat. [blows whistle]

[Transition to the story of Tit for Tat (the CGi Remake from Season 20)]

[After story...]

Mr. Conductor: So you see? Bert learned the hard way that revenge just isn't right.

Lincoln: But that was different. It was an accident that they splashed mud on him! Lori stepped on my game!

Mr. Conductor: But, do you know if Lori stepped on your game on purpose? Lincoln: Well... all she did was drive away and...

Mr. Conductor: Mmm?

Lincoln: I guess not... but still! She didn't apologize to me and-

Mr. Conductor: Oop! I hear someone coming! Gotta go! [blows whistle]

Lincoln: Bye I guess...

Lori: "Hey, bro."

Lori: "I just wanna say I'm so sorry I stepped on your stupid toy. So I went out and bought you a stupid new one."

Lincoln: [shocked at her generosity] "You did what now?"

Lori: [hands him new glasses] "Also, I'm very impressed you didn't freak out over this. Very mature."

Lincoln: [nervously chuckles] "Yep. That's me. Mr. Mature."

[The rest of the episode plays as it does]