User blog:007Jamesdean/White Hare (Done My Way)

In a another dimension very similar to ours, a rabbit named Warren is getting ready for school to impress the new girl. However in this dimension, Warren has 25 sisters as he is the only male rabbit in a family with 26 children. He was dressed as a hoodlum and was about to sneak out the door when his sisters stopped him.

Rabbit Sisters: [Off-Screen] Hold it!

Warren: Hey, mornin' ladies.

Beatrice: Why are you dressed like a hoodlum from the wrong side of the forest?

Bippa: (British Accent) Yeah, what's the sitch?

Warren: There is no sitch!

Danny: [on the walkie talkie] Warren, I 've come up with some topics for you to discuss with the new girl.

Danny is Clyde as a Beaver.

Rabbit Sisters: New Girl?!

Danny: [on the walkie talkie] Butter lettuce. Is it butter, or is it lettuce? Discuss!

Warren: Danny, I'll call you back. [turns of walkie talkie]

Betty: Tell us everything about her.

Warren: There's nothing to tell Betty. It's a just new girl at school.

Brenda: I hate her already.

Warren: You don't even know her, Brenda.

Brandy: Neither do you, that's why we're helping. Ohhh I love matchmaking!

Bella: What's the use? Life's just an endless stretch of misery. Occasionally brightened by despair.

Bohdi: I think your Chakras need some like realignment, Bella.

Bianca: [Paints a picture] Look guys, I captured the moment in oils, I call it "Portrait of a clueless boy being saved by his Sisters".

Warren: [Pushes his sisters back] Guys, I don't need your help!

[Warren gets a text from Bridget saying "YES YOU DO!"]

Warren: No I don't, Bridget!

Beatrice: Yes you do, by my calculations, the chances of you successfully chording said new girl without our help are an abysmal 25 to 1.

Warren: Yeah, I'm quite used to those odds.

Brooke: [in a state of panic] But what if your plan doesn't work!? What if you ruined your chance to make a good first impression?! What if you grow old and alone?! What if I grow old and alone?! What if the world ends tomorrow?! What if... [Interrupted by Warren]

Warren: Guys, I'm running out of time! Now if you excuse me, I'm leaving.

Bippa: Oh yeah, mate? And just 'ow do you plan on gettin' past the 25 of us?

Warren: Well I plan to... Run!

Betty: Get him!

Barbara: This calls for some chase music!

List Rabbit: [Checks her list] I didn't have this on my to-do list for the day, but what the heck?

Bernadette: Warren, you stop running this instant or I'm telling Mom!

Warren: Look! Shiny object!

Pink dress Rabbit: [confused] Oooo where? Huh.

[Betty tries to grab Warren, but missed]

Betty: Grab him, Beth!

Beth: Huh, what? [snoring]

[Bailey blows her whistle]'

Bailey: Ugh! Beth, get in the game!

Beth: Go... [Falls back to sleep on the couch]

[Warren heads for the door, when suddenly...]

Beulah: Yee-haw! Rope them doggies!

[She twirls her lasso, catches Warren before he could escape and hogties him]

Bertha: Gotcha! [Starts to bench press him]

Warren: Put me down, Bertha!

[Bertha carries Warren back and drops him on the floor]

Bebe: What a hare-rasing development! [Laughs] Get it?

[The rabbit sisters groan]

Suddenly the wind picked up outside.

Warren: What's going on!?

A dimensional vortex appeared out of nowhere and sucked in the Loud Rabbits home along with Danny.

Betty: Hang on everyone!

They screamed as they were sucked in to the vortex.

In our dimension we were getting ready for another good day at school.

Me: Okay the bus will be here in 45 minutes so I'm making you all breakfast today.

Everyone: Thanks J.D.

The alarm rang.

Computer: ALERT!!! CODE DIMENSION JUMP IN PROGRESS!!!

Me: Uh oh!

A computer pops out and I triangulate the position.

Me: The position is right in our backyard.

Naruto: That's unusual.

We go out and saw the vortex right there in our backyard.

Me: Whoa!

Varie: It's right in our own backyard in our garden.

Vince: I wonder who or what is gonna come out.

Carol: We'll find out in a couple of seconds.

The Loud Rabbits house and Danny came out and landed in our garden and the vortex vanished.

Me: That looks like the Loud House before you all moved here.

Lori: It sure does.

Leni: Who lives there?

Me: Lets find out.

Laney: Okay.

Warren and his sisters and parents tumbled out.

Warren: Ow.

Me: It's a rabbit family.

Sakura: Oh wow.

Luan: They are so adorable.

Lisa: They appear to be a family of anthropomorphic Oryctolagus cuniculus.

Me: A family of Californian White Rabbits? Amazing.

Lana: What does "anthropomorphic" mean?

Sakura: It means that they are animals with Human Characteristics.

Clyde: That is so cool.

Lincoln: From the looks of it that rabbit in the black coat is the only son and those must be be the girls.

Lincoln counted them.

Lincoln: 24... 25!? Holy moley that's a lot of sisters!

Lynn: No kidding.

Me: Lets go see if they're all right.

Aylene: Okay.

They walked over.

Me: Are you all alright?

Warren saw us.

Warren: Yeah we are. What happened? We saw the wind pick up and we were suddenly lifted up and the next thing we know we're here in a whole new world.

Varie: You've been sucked into a Transdimensional Vortex.

Eddy: It's a wormhole that leads from one dimension to another.

Warren: Oh that is so cool. We should introduce ourselves to eachother. I'm Warren Loud. And these are my 25 sisters.

Betty: Pleasure to meet you. I'm Betty. (Commander Rabbit)

Brenda: I'm Brenda. (Judgemental Rabbit)

Bella: I'm Bella. (Goth Rabbit)

Bohdi: I'm Bohdi. (Zen Rabbit)

Bridget: (Via text) I'm Bridget. (Text Rabbit)

Bailey: I'm Bailey. (Sports Rabbit)

Blair: I'm Blair. (Fashion Rabbit)

Beatrice: Greetings. I'm Beatrice. (Smart Rabbit)

Bianca: I'm Bianca. (Art Rabbit)

Bernadette: I'm Bernadette. (Megaphone Rabbit)

Beulah: Yee-haw! I'm Beulah. (Rodeo Rabbit)

Bippa: I'm Bippa. (British Rabbit)

Brooke: I'm Brooke. (Paranoid Rabbit)

Brandy: I'm Brandy. (Angry Rabbit)

Beth: (Sleepy) I'm Beth. (Yawns and snores) (Sleepy Rabbit)

Birdie: I'm Birdie. (Sick Rabbit)

Bertha: I'm Bertha. (Exercise Rabbit)

Blanch: I'm Blanch. (Chef Rabbit)

Brie: I'm Brie. (Clover Rabbit)

Beverly: I'm Beverly. (Guitarist Rabbit)

Bebe: I'm Bebe. (Comedy Rabbit)

Belinda: I'm Belinda. (List Rabbit)

Bernice: I'm Bernice. (Cupid Rabbit)

Bethany: I'm Bethany. (Luck Rabbit)

Becky: And I'm Becky. (Book Rabbit)

Danny: I'm Danny McBride. Warren's best friend.

(Note: I don't know the full extent of the Loud Rabbit's names other than the ones that were revealed.)

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you all. I'm J.D. Knudson.

We all introduce ourselves.

Warren: It's a pleasure to meet you all.

Me: We still have 40 minutes left before we go to school so lets get acquainted.

Naruto: That's fine.

They got to know eachother and as it turns out, some of the Loud Rabbits have things in common with the Loud Sisters. The Loud Sisters quickly became more than friends with the Loud Rabbits.

LORI

Lori: So Betty are you the oldest of the Loud Rabbits?

Betty: I am actually. It's a very hard job trying to maintain order in my family.

Lori: Welcome to my world Betty.

Jessie K.: You really have your work cut out for you.

Betty: I know Jessie. But you get used to it.

Joan: I believe it.

Carol: Who is my forest version of myself?

Brenda: Well Carol that would be my rival Catherine. She is Deer and she beat me out of becoming homecoming queen in the Forest High School Ball.

Carol: Sounds like a gentler version of me before I was cured.

Brenda: What happened Carol?

Carol: I don't want to talk about it.

Brenda: It must've been really bad.

Lori: It was Brenda. Trust me.

LENI

Leni and Blair were making awesome clothes.

Leni: I totes love your dress Blair.

Blair: Me too Leni. You and I have so much in common.

Bippa: It's beautiful dresses.

LUNA

Luna and Beverly were rockin on their guitars.

Luna & Beverly: STAGE DIVE!!!!

They dove off Luna's bed and landed in Shannon and Sam's arms.

Shanan: Great stage dive you two.

Luna: That was rockin Bev!

Beverly: Thanks Luna. You rock.

Luna: Thanks brah. You have quite the talent yourself using the guitar.

Beverly: Thanks. It's my favorite thing.

Shanan: You two have so much in common.

Sam: I agree with Shannon.

Luna: Thanks Sam.

LUAN

Luan: Hey Bebe why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread?

Bebe: I don't know Luan. Why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread?

Luan: She and got the crust! (Rimshot and Both Laugh)

Eddy: (Laughs) Good one you two.

Bebe: Where did you learn that joke? It was crusty! (Rimshot)

Luan: (Laughs) Good one. I learned that one from the Three Stooges. My heroes.

Bebe: You like the Three Stooges too? That's awesome!

Luan: We have so much in common Bebe. Do your sisters laugh at your jokes too?

Bebe: No the don't. They find them annoying.

Marie L.: I don't think they are annoying at all.

Bebe: Thanks Marie.

Marie A.: (French Accent) I agree. They are really funny.

LYNN

Anna, Lynn, Terra, Bailey, Yuko and Bertha were in the gym playing basketball and Brooke was on the bleachers in fear.

Lynn: Here comes Lynn Loud for the score!

Lynn jumped and at the last second Bailey stole the ball as Lynn was about to slam dunk.

Bailey: Try and top this!

Anna stole the ball from her.

Anna: Here Lynn!

Anna tossed the ball to Lynn and she scored.

Lynn: Lynn Loud wins!

Bertha: Great shot Lynn and awesome playing guys.

Terra: Thanks Bertha.

Yuko: Thanks Bertha.

Brooke: (Panics) Oh man what's gonna happen if the basketball hoop falls down!? What will happen then!?

Anna: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Brooke calm down. That's not gonna happen. [to Bailey] Why is Brooke so afraid all the time?

Bailey: She has what's called Panophobia.

Terra: The fear of everything? That's so weird. Brooke there's nothing to be afraid of.

Brooke: Sorry guys I can't help it.

Lynn: It's all right Brooke.

LUCY:

Lucy, Bella, Brandy, Haiku, Wednesday, Raven, Brittney and Shannon were looking at books on dark magic.

Bella: So Shannon what is that tattoo on your arm?

Shannon: Oh that is my Black Daffodil tattoo. Before I was adopted into the Loud House I was a member of an evil gang that terrorized all of Detroit for 5 years.

Lucy: She became a member of the Black Daffodil Gang to get revenge on her serial killer parents.

Raven: It's true. It was horrible. But we set her straight.

Brittney: Trust me Bella. Shannon's time as a Black Daffodil was not pleasent.

Brandy: (ANGRY) Those people are a bunch of stupid nimrods!!!!

Brittney: Whoa! Calm down Brandy. But I know what you mean.

Bella: Brandy has always had an anger problem and she can't control her anger well.

Brandy: It's true guys.

Brittney: I've known this for a long time.

Bella: Me too.

LANEY

Laney, Blanch, Bianca, Crysta, Becky, Riley, Woody and Joey were in Laney's Greenhouse picking hot peppers for more hot sauce and Becky was reading a cookbook.

Laney: You are quite a cook Birdie.

Blanch: Thanks Laney. I acquired all my skills from dad.

Joey: (British Accent) I can believe it.

Becky: Me too. Add 1 cup of Capsaicin Extract to the mix Laney.

Laney: Okay.

Crysta: That's a lot of spice. Can you handle it Laney?

Laney: I sure can. I have eaten and cooked with the hottest peppers in the world and they don't bother me at all.

Riley: You have one iron-clad stomach Laney.

Laney: Thanks Riley.

Bianca: Your hot stomach is an amazing gift Laney. [Quickly paints a picture of Laney triumphing in a hot food eating contest and her sisters are cheering wildly for her] I call it A Victorious and Spicy Sister.

Laney: That is a fantastic picture Bianca.

Bianca: Thank you Laney.

LANA

Lana, Bohdi, Beulah, and Beth were in Lana's Jungle Greenhouse swinging on vines and grinding on vines. Beulah was carrying Beth. Bohdi was floating with meditation.

Lana: Why is Beth so sleepy all the time.

Bohdi: She has a Sleep Disease called Narcolepsy. It makes her sleepy all the time.

Lana: That must be strange.

Beth: (Sleepy) It is. (Yawns)

Beulah: YEE-HAW!!! SWING THEM DOGGIES!!!

Bohdi: This is fun and good for bonding with nature.

Lana: It sure is.

LOLA

Lola, Bernadette, Gabrielle, Belinda, Bethany and Allie were having a Tea Party.

Allie: So Bernadette why do you like yelling through a megaphone all the time?

Bernadette: To help my sisters enforce order but mostly I like to be a tattle-tale.

Lola: You are like me in every aspect.

Gabrielle: (British Accent) Jolly good.

Bethany: You are one lucky girl Lola. You should have this 4-Leaf Clover four winning all your pageants [Gives Lola a 4-Leaf Clover]

Lola: Thank you Bethany. But I don't need it.

Allie: Belinda how come you like to be organized?

Belinda: It's something I like doing. It's part of who I am.

Allie: My friend Double D likes to be well organized too.

Belinda: That's cool.

LISA

Lisa, Penny, Beatrice, Nicole and Birdie were in Lisa's Lab.

Lisa: Beatrice you and I are very Identical in Smarts and science skills.

Beatrice: Indeed.

Nicole: We all love science to tell you the truth. I love Astronomy and Volcanology.

Penny: This stuff really hurts my head.

Birdie: As long as there isn't anything that can make me sick I'm okay.

LILY

Lily, Isabelle, and Bernice were admiring the beauty of Lily's aquarium room.

Bernice: You have an amazing love for the ocean.

Lily: Thanks Bernice. I may be the youngest in my family but my love for the ocean is great.

Bernice: I believe it.

Isabelle: Lily is an amazing girl and her love for the ocean and protecting all the fish is an admirable feat.

Lily: Thanks Isabelle.

LINCOLN

Me, Varie, Vince, Aylene, Lincoln, Warren, Clyde, Linka, Jared, Allenby, Heidi Double D, Lilly, Clyde, Danny, and Bridget were in Lincoln's room reading comic books and playing video games.

Clyde: Danny you and I have alot in common.

Danny: We sure do Clyde.

Clyde: We both have a crush on The Eldest Siblings of our best friends. I love Lori.

Danny: Yeah and I love Betty.

Me: You two sure do have alot in common.

Linka: Bridget how come you communicate through your phone only?

Bridget sent a text to Linka's phone.

Linka: (Reading Bridget's text) "I am mute and texting is my source of communication." Oh man. Bridget that must be tough not to talk. (Bridget sends another text) "You get used to it." Well you have a great way of talking.

Bridget nods.

Edd: Some people are born mute and they have to find methods to communicate whether it be writting in a notebook or typing on a phone or computer.

Linka: That's true Double D.

Lincoln: Warren you share exactly what I like and we have so much in common.

Warren: I know Lincoln and you like everything that I do and you have an awesome fiance to boot.

Lilly: Thank you Warren.

Me: So Warren what were you doing before you all got sucked into our dimension?

Warren: I was getting ready for school and dressing up like a greaser to impress a new girl at school and my sisters meddling made it worse.

Me: Whoa. I know that feeling.

Lincoln: Me too.

Linka: Same here.

Varie: That is so coincidental. Do me and J.D. have any forest animal counterparts?

Warren: Unfortunately no Varie.

Me: Wow. So out of all the dimensions and parallel universes we've been to Warren's dimension is one of the dimensions that we haven't lived in with counterparts.

Edd: Some dimensions across the fabric of time and space don't have counterpart versions of us.

Lilly: That's unusual.

Me: Yeah.

Jared: I know how that feels dad. You told me all about different dimensions and all that and it's amazing.

Allenby: I agree.

Heidi: Me too.

We all now have the Loud Rabbits in our dimension and they now go to Royal Woods Elementary School.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction complete. White Hare was an awesome episode. Can you imagine living with 26 kids? That would be a nightmare. No offense to you all my friends. Let me tell you though. That was a crazy episode and the Loud Rabbits had alot of things in common and it was cool. I wanted to do this episode earlier but I had no idea how to set it up. But I just got the idea for this out of the blue. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.