User blog:AnimationFan15/Every LH Episode Reviewed in 10 Words or Less

Originally from my DeviantArt.

Here's my thoughts on every episode of The Loud House in 10 words or less (and for shorts, 5 words or less). I will be updating this as more episodes come out, so be sure to check by for recent changes.

Shorts

 * "The Loud House (pilot)" / "Bathroom Break!!" - Simple plot, lots of humor. 4/5
 * "Slice of Life" - Anime Loud House. 5/5
 * "Deuces Wild!" - Superheroes are still amazing. 5/5
 * "12 Days of Christmas" - This short gave me... fun! 5/5

Season 1

 * "Left in the Dark" - It's no "Project Loud House", but this is still great. 7/10
 * "Get the Message" - Lori is a jerk for no reason. How contrived. 2/10
 * "Heavy Meddle" - Need an episode that screams "biased"? Here you go. 3/10
 * "Making the Case" - That image. It petrifies every living part of my soul... 1/10
 * "Driving Miss Hazy" - The first episode I liked has Leni still standing strong. 9/10
 * "No Guts, No Glori" - A PPG reboot writer wrote this? No wonder it's forgettable. 5/10
 * "The Sweet Spot" - Let's make every Loud kid act like they're 5. 2/10
 * "A Tale of Two Tables" - NyQuil: Loud House flavored. 4/10
 * "Project Loud House" - This wasn't the pilot because...? 9/10
 * "In Tents Debate" - In the end, nobody came out looking good. 3/10
 * "Sound of Silence" - You know what's a good moral? Screw personal needs! 1/10
 * "Space Invader" - One joke to rule them all. 6/10
 * "Picture Perfect" - A simple episode with a strong moral. 8/10
 * "Undie Pressure" - The episode that proves that Lola has a heart. 8/10
 * "Linc or Swim" - The opening joke is still my favorite thing from this. 6/10
 * "Changing the Baby" - Are the Loud kids related, or just some random strangers? 7/10
 * "Overnight Success" - The first married dads to appear in children's animation. Milestone! 7/10
 * "Ties That Bind" - Way to give the revelation so early. 3/10
 * "Hand-Me-Downer" - The three words to describe this whole episode. 3/10
 * "Sleuth or Consequences" - Another episode where nobody looks good. 1/10
 * "Butterfly Effect" - Cleverly planned out sequence leaves you hanging for the unexpected. 8/10
 * "The Green House" - How could you screw up THIS badly?! 1/10
 * "Along Came a Sister" - That bathroom joke with Lori. It's so creepy... 6/10
 * "Chore and Peace" - This episode's like a plumbus: what's the point of it? 6/10
 * "For Bros About to Rock" - The episode that solidified Luna's fame. 8/10
 * "It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House" - Good intentions overshadowed by too much fighting. Ending's amazing though. 5/10
 * "Toads and Tiaras" - The episode that made me fall in love with Lana. 10/10
 * "Two Boys and a Baby" - I can't believe I used to like this bland episode. 3/10
 * "Cover Girls" - See? The sisters do care about Lincoln. 9/10
 * "Save the Date" - Everybody: "The birth of Ronniecoln! Instant masterpiece!" Me: "Seriously?" 6/10
 * "Attention Deficit" - Lesson learned: the sisters are attention hogs. 9/10
 * "Out on a Limo" - This episode shows why I hate the rich people stereotype. 3/10
 * "House Music" - Luna stands strong in this episode. 10/10
 * "A Novel Idea" - Fast paced episode is sure to leave you exhilarated. 10/10
 * "April Fools Rules" - The only April Fools episode where Luan is actually cruel. 5/10
 * "Cereal Offender" - Remember, Lincoln did get his cereal. 7/10
 * "Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru" - Some experience doesn't make you a complete expert. Good moral. 8/10
 * "Come Sale Away" - Twerking. The entire episode's basis of humor. 4/10
 * "Roughin' It" - This episode's like an energy drink: energetic. 7/10
 * "The Waiting Game" - Hey, Chandler. Where's your STFU button? 5/10
 * "The Loudest Yard" - Have your kids join activities against their will. Some moral. 3/10
 * "Raw Deal" - Lincoln's overreactions are still funny to this day. 10/10
 * "Dance, Dance Resolution" - Four potential dates means more shipping! Oh, wait... 8/10
 * "A Fair to Remember" - This episode is "bro" much fun! 9/10
 * "One of the Boys" - Why does this one suck so much? Oh, yeah. Stereotypes! 4/10
 * "A Tattler's Tale" - The episode that made me fall in love with Lola. 10/10
 * "Funny Business" - The birth of Luaggie, and I could care less. 7/10
 * "Snow Bored" - Lisa's a psychopath when it comes to snow days. 10/10
 * "The Price of Admission" - How to take "Raw Deal", and make it "safe". 5/10
 * "One Flu Over the Loud House" - How to take a zombie flick, and make something creative. 9/10
 * "Study Muffin" - 11 minutes of girls making goo-goo eyes towards someone... 4/10
 * "Homespun" - A home is a home, no matter the condition. 10/10

Top 5/Bottom 5
Best
 * 1) "A Tattler's Tale" (tied for best)
 * 2) "Toads and Tiaras"
 * 3) "Raw Deal"
 * 4) "House Music"
 * 5) "Homespun"

Worst
 * 1) "Making the Case" (still the worst episode)
 * 2) "The Green House"
 * 3) "Sleuth or Consequences"
 * 4) "Sound of Silence"
 * 5) "The Sweet Spot"

Season 2

 * "11 Louds a Leapin'" - There was so much happening, I lost track. 8/10
 * "Intern for the Worse" - Lincoln and Clyde being rivals? Now I've seen everything. 9/10
 * "The Old and the Restless" - The episode that shows that old people can be cool. 9/10
 * "Baby Steps" - How to Be a Good Brother 101: hide the cookies! 9/10
 * "Brawl in the Family" - I'd take this over "Making the Case". No joke. 3/10
 * "Suite and Sour" - Every character gets a chance to shine. It feels perfect. 10/10
 * "Back in Black" - "Heavy Meddle" rears its ugly head into this episode. 6/10
 * "Making the Grade" - It was Lincoln's idea to change Lisa. He's not innocent. 6/10
 * "Vantastic Voyage" - Okay episode with a painfully bad subplot. 7/10
 * "Patching Things Up" - Lana and Lola really steal this episode. The subplot, eh... 10/10
 * "Cheater by the Dozen" - How much more predictable can you be? 6/10
 * "Lock 'n' Loud" - The over-the-top humor suits this episode perfectly. 10/10
 * "The Whole Picture" - Flacked for the worst possible reason. I facepalm at that. 9/10
 * "No Such Luck" - Everyone is at fault here. 6/10
 * "Frog Wild" - Lana continues to be amazing. 10/10
 * "Kick the Bucket List" - (I have two for this one)
 * This episode is so padded out, it sucks. 5/10
 * I'm still holding my ground that Leni was flanderized here. 5/10
 * "Party Down" - Lori constipated? That's something... 9/10
 * "Fed Up" - The episode with the punniest name turned out amazing. 10/10
 * "Shell Shock" - Another overrated episode because of Ronnie Anne. 7/10
 * "Pulp Friction" - Like Marvel and DC, this show can make superheroes cool. 8/10
 * "Pets Peeved" - How to tell a story without much dialogue. 10/10
 * "Potty Mouth" - Did you know that swearing can relieve stress? Cool, right? 10/10
 * "L is for Love" - An interesting look into Loud love. 10/10
 * "The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos" - Another episode to change the status quo. 8/10
 * "Out of the Picture" - Lola steals the episode yet again, by showing her love. 9/10
 * "Room with a Feud" - The more I looked at this episode, it got worse. 6/10
 * "Back Out There" - An episode so generic, I can't fault it. 7/10
 * "Spell It Out" - Who knew distant relatives behaved like you back then? 7/10
 * "Fool's Paradise" - The cheesy horror tropes is what makes this one good. 8/10
 * "Job Insecurity" - Lola's swear-induced rant is still a big highlight. 9/10
 * "ARGGH! You for Real?" - Good episode with the most bizarre moral. 8/10
 * "Garage Banned" - Lori's best role by far. 10/10
 * "Change of Heart" - Lori arguing with her mind still gets me every time. 7/10
 * "Health Kicked" - "The Loudest Yard", but executed in a better way. 9/10
 * "Future Tense" - The Yates Family: so perfect, they're scary. 9/10
 * "Lynner Takes All" - Lynn's behavior is so over-the-top, it's funny. 9/10
 * "Yes Man" - Lincoln crying like Lily. It hurts to look at that. 8/10
 * "Friend or Faux?" - Adorableness charts are through the roof. 10/10
 * "No Laughing Matter" - Luan really "stands up" in this episode! (laughs) Get it? 10/10
 * "No Spoilers" - Leni may be dumb, but her stupidity is really resourceful. 9/10
 * "Legends" - I've been hit with the nostalgia stick. 9/10
 * "Mall of Duty" - "Cereal Offender", but with minor touch-ups. 9/10
 * "Read Aloud" - Lola's dyslexic, and we're just learning this now?! 8/10
 * "Not a Loud" - This episode is comedy gold for all 11 minutes. 10/10
 * "Tricked!" - A Halloween episode where the tone immediately draws me in. 10/10
 * "The Crying Dame" - The song, it won't leave my head! 8/10
 * "Anti-Social" - This episode shows what society has become now. 9/10
 * "Snow Way Down" - Howard and Harold being overprotective is hilarious in every way. 9/10
 * "Snow Way Out" - Grant Palmer's triumphant return. 10/10

Top 5/Bottom 5
Best
 * 1) "Friend or Faux?"
 * 2) "L is for Love"
 * 3) "Fed Up"
 * 4) "Suite and Sour"
 * 5) "Garage Banned"

Worst
 * 1) "Brawl in the Family"
 * 2) "Kick the Bucket List"
 * 3) "No Such Luck"
 * 4) "Making the Grade"
 * 5) "Cheater by the Dozen"

Season 3

 * "Tripped!" - No road trip is complete without a few hiccups, right? 10/10
 * "White Hare" - The rabbit concept was cool, but "Heavy Meddle" butted in. 8/10
 * "Insta-gran" - Myrtle's smothering attitude is cute and hilarious. 9/10
 * "Roadie to Nowhere" - I still think "House Music" was the better Luna episode. 8/10
 * "A Fridge Too Far" - This episode is everything that makes the show engaging. 10/10
 * "Selfie Improvement" - Lori and Carol becoming friends makes me like Lori more. 10/10
 * "No Place Like Homeschool" - It may be a bit formulaic, but I liked it. 9/10
 * "City Slickers" - Predictable story, but no one cares, because Ronnie Anne. 7/10
 * "Fool Me Twice" - (I have two for this one)
 * I was laughing so hard, I felt like fainting. 10/10
 * They always say the third's the weakest. Not this time! 10/10
 * "Net Gains" - Hey, Lynn learns something for once. You haters happy now? 8/10
 * "Pipe Dreams" - "Lock 'N' Loud", but with reversed roles. 9/10
 * "Fandom Pains" - Everything in this episode was really accurate and on point. 10/10
 * "Rita Her Rights" - Take "No Guts, No Glori", and give it substance. 9/10
 * "Teachers' Union" - Coach Pacowski and Mrs. Johnson's relationship is no more. 8/10
 * "Head Poet's Anxiety" - Young Luan! EEEEEEE!!! 10/10
 * "The Mad Scientist" - Lisa can't make a PB&J sandwich. Who would've thought? 10/10
 * "Missed Connection" - A butt-shaped pizza is better than a heart-shaped. 9/10
 * "Deal Me Out" - You're never too old to enjoy what you love. 8/10
 * "Friendzy" - Where there's an opportunity, there's always a catch. 9/10
 * "Pasture Bedtime" - Girl Jordan's finally getting attention, but it's not that special. 8/10
 * "Shop Girl" - It's official. Leni is Rarity. 10/10
 * "Ruthless People" - Why does the side we root for always lose?! 6/10
 * "What Wood Lincoln Do?" - Clyde has a fear of balloons? Color me interested. 9/10
 * "Scales of Justice" - Congrats, Lana. You've redeemed yourself. 10/10
 * "Crimes of Fashion" - Remember, parents: the most obvious suspect is your own child. 8/10

Top 5/Bottom 5 (not final)
Best
 * 1) "Head Poet's Anxiety" (tied for best)
 * 2) "The Mad Scientist"
 * 3) "Tripped!"
 * 4) "Shop Girl"
 * 5) "Fandom Pains"

Worst
 * 1) "Ruthless People"
 * 2) "City Slickers"
 * 3) "Teachers' Union"
 * 4) "White Hare"
 * 5) "Roadie to Nowhere"