User blog:Lucasthewikiguy13/Come Sale Away: Dark Alternate Ending

'''Just a little heads up, keep in mind that this alternate ending is dark. Not dark as in like murder but more dark as in shameful and not ending on a happy ending. I just had an idea to do a bad alternate ending and actually put it in the title just so people know immediately what they're in for.'''

'''Also keep in mind I have nothing against this episode, I personally think it's mediocre or a 5/10. But what made me choose this episode was the ending where the whole family shaked their butts and it made me cringe badly, so I had to do something for the question, "What if everyone in their world saw this?"'''

'''And finally I don't necessary consider this as an official 7th FanFiction, since it is an alternate ending. But here we go anyway, and enjoy...I guess?'''

Lincoln: "It's too bad 'cause I had a victory dance that would put all of you to shame." Lola:  [scoffs] "I doubt that." Lisa: "The chances are slim." Lincoln: "Oh yeah? All aboard! Woot-woot! This caboose is leaving the station!" [does his victory dance] "Go Lincoln! Best butt shake! Toot-toot! Hmm-hmm! Oh yeah! Best butt shake!" Lana: "You call that a victory dance?" [does her own victory dance as well.] "Go Lana! Go Lana!"Lola: "Mine's better!" [does her own victory dance also.]Lori: "Why do you even have a butt if that's all you gonna to do with it?" [The Loud siblings all do their victory dances.]Loud Kids: "Oh yeah! Uh-huh!" (etc.) Rita: "Kids! Please!" [The kids stop their victory dances.] "This is how you do a victory dance!" [does her own victory dance.] "Uh-huh! Go Mom! Shake that booty!" Lynn Sr.: "Hah! Gimme a break! Get a load of the goulash shakedown!" [Rita' and Lynn Sr. do their victory dances.]Lynn Sr.:''' "Go, Dad! Shake it down now!" Rita: "Go, Mom! Mm-hmm, oh yeah!" Lincoln:<span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;">  [to the viewers]<span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;"> "Well, now you know where we get it from. As they say, the nuts don't fall too far from the tree." [resumes his victory dance]<span style="font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14px;"> "Ooh! Uh-hmm! Hmm-hmm! Go Lincoln! Go Lincoln!" ''[Soon the siblings and parents are doing their victory dances. However sadly, this didn't go unnoticed. A teenager who had heard of a group of siblings selling so much stuff that he thought that were selling their entire home furniture, arrived at the house for such an occasion.]  Teen: [Mad] ''Shoot I missed it! [Then he begins to hear noises from inside the house as a bunch of fun, him being the curious guy he is, "and really since he thought they made a lot of money and he might've wanted to rob them," saw them all dancing very crineworthy.]   Teen: BWA-HA HA HA! This is hilarious! I gotta record this! [He records them for about two minutes before the family finally stopped with him immediately hiding so they wouldn't notice him since before they were too busy dancing.]   Teen: Oh man! I got to send this to all my friends and upload this on YouTube! This video is going to go viral! ''[So he went home and sent it to his friends who all laughed though some were concerned and told him to delete the video but he didn't give a hoot and uploaded it to the internet through YouTube. The next day he woke up and looked at the video online which had hit a staggering 2,000,000 views making it a viral video]''   Teen: YEAH! That's what I am talking about! I just made me some money here boy! Man everyone at school is going to love me. [He went to Royal Woods High School and almost everyone said that he recorded a hilarious video about the Loud Family, though' some like I said before were not pleased and no longer became friends with him, heck even his girlfriend dumped him, but honestly he didn't give a rat's tail he can get all the girls he wanted now.]  Teen #3: '''Man Austin your video was sick! Austin: <span style="font-size:14px;font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;">Yeah I know I struck gold! Heck I wonder if some of those older ones go here? Teen #7: Oh yeah I saw some of them earlier. Tony showed them the video and one of them cried on the spot while the other kicked Tony's butt while the others stayed in shock. Austin: Well that sucks for Tony, but who cares we will be rich! Teen #4: Wa-Hoo! [They then hear a bunch of laughing and see a huge crowd and go to check it out and discover that they are laughing at the older Loud Sisters.] Lori: STOP IT! STOP YELLING AT US YOU ANIMALS! ['Austin walks in] Austin: '''Well I wasn't the one show shaked my butt so the whole world could see now was I! Now Loud girls why don't you turn around and run all the way home! Luna: YOU JERK! HOW COULD YOU SHAME OUR WHOLE FAMILY LIKE THAT!?! Austin: Hey I needed money, your family just provided the entertainment. And go ahead and tell the school I am ditching class today anyways. [Turns around] Bye-Bye! ''[90% of the students continued to laugh as it cuts to later that day with the whole family in shame. The parents being harrassed at work, the sisters all being excluded from activities and hanging with friends, and Lincoln's own friends avoiding him, even Clyde who refused to be near him except in secret.] Leni: [Crying] ''WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO US! Lynn: Because the stupid world has to be cruel to us! Lori: I'm going to kill Austin for this! Luan: And I'm going to do my extreme pranking and put him in the hospital! Lincoln: Well I learned a lesson from all this. And that is some people on this earth are cruel jerks who pride on the misery of others. Lisa: Thankfully, by my calculations, after 2-3 weeks people will no longer remember the video, unfournately thats still quite a bit of days of being made fun at. [The family comforts each other with a few crying a bit more as possibly the most depressing story I ever made finally ends.]  '''Well guys that's it. I wanted to have the guts to write a bad ending like those found in video games and whatnot, and I have succeeded at my quest. I don't know if I'll ever do another one of these again, but there is still a possibility if you guys really want me to. Well Lucas here and thanks for reading my first alternate ending. Goodbye.'''