User blog:The Smarter, Wiser King Dedede/Loud House Parody Fic - Lincoln vs. GoAnimate Logic

So uh here's another short fic I came up with. Basically, it's a parody of GoAnimate grounded videos, specifically the ones with Warren Cook.

(the story opens up to a crisp, summer morning at the Loud House) LINCOLN: Ah, a nice, summer morning in The Loud House. You know, I don't know why, but I feel like going to the mall today. (Lincoln gets out of bed, gets dressed, has breakfast, and then heads out to the mall. Lynn Sr. appears out of nowhere) LYNN SR.: Did Lincoln go to the mall? Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh he's not supposed to go to the mall without asking. That's it. When he gets home I'm so grounding him for mega tranquility. (Lincoln is at the mall, at the comic book store. He sees a new Ace Savvy comic book, and takes it to the cashier to purchase) LINCOLN: Excuse me sir, how much for this comic book? CASHIER: That will be 10 dollars. (Lincoln gives the cashier 10 dollars) CASHIER: Enjoy your comic book. LINCOLN: I will! (Lincoln exits the comic book store and runs into Chaz) CHAZ: Oh, hey Lincoln. Funny meeting you he-- (Chaz notices Lincoln's Ace Savvy comic book. Chaz gets a disgusted look on his face) LINCOLN: Hey, Chaz, is something wrong? CHAZ: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Lincoln Loud! How dare you get an Ace Savvy comic book! You are strictly forbidden from purchasing, reading, or watching anything with Ace Savvy in it! LINCOLN: What? But...Chaz! I don't know what you're talking about! CHAZ: Don't you talk back to me! That's it! I'm calling your father right now! Get out of the mall right now! LINCOLN: But Chaz! This makes no sense! CHAZ: (in a sudden, deep voice) I MEAN IT! GET OUT OF THIS MALL AND GO HOME! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH! (Lincoln immediately runs out of the mall) (Chaz grabs out his phone) CHAZ: Hello? Is this Lynn Loud Sr.? LYNN SR.: Yes this is Lynn Loud Sr., how many I help you? CHAZ: I caught your son purchasing an Ace Savvy comic book. I told him he was strictly forbidden from purchasing, reading, or watching anything with Ace Savvy in it. LYNN SR.: He did what? Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! That little scumbag! Don't worry. I'll ground him for mega tranquility when he gets home. CHAZ: Okay. Do you mind if I come over to teach Lincoln a lesson? LYNN SR.: Not at all. And while your at the mall, would you mind buying some nappies for me to put on Lincoln? CHAZ: Not at all. I will be at your house in less than 30 minutes. (Chaz hangs up) (Lincoln arrives home) LINCOLN: I seriously don't know what was up with Chaz...I'm not forbidden from anything with Ace Savvy in it! (Lynn Sr. suddenly appears out of nowhere) LINCOLN: Dad! How did you-- where did you come from? (the screen turns red) LYNN SR.: OH-OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! LINCOLN LOUD! HOW DARE YOU BUY AN ACE SAVVY COMIC BOOK AT THE MALL! YOU ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN FROM PURCHASING, READING, OR WATCHING ANYTHING WITH ACE SAVVY! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR MEGA TRANQUILITY! (now calmer) Chaz is coming over, and I'm also gonna call all your sisters, your mother, and your teachers. LINCOLN: What? But dad! You never said I couldn't purchase, read, or watch anything with Ace Savvy in it! (the screen turns red again) LYNN SR.: UP TO YOUR ROOM NOW. (30 minutes later) LYNN SR.: Lincoln Loud, you have some visitors who want to have a talk with you. LINCOLN: (agitated) But Dad, most of these "visitors" are my sisters! What are you talking about? This makes no sense! CHAZ: Lincoln, these are all my friends that I brought that want to talk with you. LINCOLN: They're not my friends, they're my sisters! And I thought one of them had a crush on you! LORI: I'm Lori Loud. Lincoln, you are strictly forbidden from purchasing, reading, or watching anything with Ace Savvy in it! LINCOLN: Lori, I know who are! LENI: I'm Leni Loud. I've heard that you were making fake VHS openings. LINCOLN: (flabbergasted) Wha-- WHAT? Fake VHS openings!? What are you talking about? I never made any fake VHS openings! I don't even know what those are! LUNA: I'm Luna Loud. I've heard you were deleting other users' comments. LINCOLN: NO I WASN'T! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT! LUAN: I'm Luan Loud. Lincoln, you considered the worst user and troll on YouTube. LINCOLN: I. DON'T. HAVE. A. YOUTUBE. ACCOUNT! I DON'T I DON'T I DON'T! LYNN JR.: I'm Lynn Loud Jr. I've heard you've been leaving nonsense comments on YouTube. (Lincoln's eye twitches) LUCY: I'm Lucy Loud. I can't believe you made another fake VHS opening. (Lincoln's eye twitches harder) LANA: I'm Lana Loud. You have absolutely no business deleting other users' comments on YouTube. (Lincoln's face starts to turn red with anger) LOLA: I'm Lola Loud. I'm done with you and your videos. LINCOLN: I KNOW YOU LOLA! YOU'RE MY SISTER! LISA: I'm Lisa Loud. Lincoln, Wall-E did not have the Neon Mickey Logo. LINCOLN: Wait, what!? What logo!? And why are you talking scientifically!? LILY: I'm Lily Loud. Wall-E did not exist until 2008. LINCOLN: I KNOW THA-- wait, WHAT? Lily! Since when can you TALK!? RITA: I'm Rita Loud. I heard you got grounded for mega tranquility. LINCOLN: And that's another thing! That doesn't make sense! Mega tranquility! Tranquility means state of peace! Not an amount of years! I thought you guys knew this! EVEN LENI KNOWS THIS! MRS. JOHNSON: I'm Mrs. Johnson. You have been a very bad student of mine. LINCOLN: WHAT!?! My grades say not! PRINCIPAL HUGGINS: And I'm Mr. Huggins. I've heard you've been a very bad student of mine. LINCOLN: I'm not your student, YOU'RE THE PRINCIPAL! And you've "heard" I've been a bad student of yours! That makes no sense! If you were a teacher and I was in your class, YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN ME BEING BAD! CHAZ: This will teach you a super strong and strict lesson. You will be wearing nappies for the rest of your natural-born life. LINCOLN: Natural-born? What does that even mean!? And why the rest of my life!? LYNN SR.: Chaz, put a nappy on him please. CHAZ: OK! LINCOLN: Wait, WHAT!? A nappy! I'm too old for nappies! CHAZ: Oh no you ain't! (Chaz puts a nappy on Lincoln) CHAZ: There. You will now go to the bathroom in your nappy, and I will burn all your underwear and destroy the toilet. LINCOLN: (sarcastically) Heh, then I guess that means my sisters and parents won't have a toilet to use either. LYNN SR.: Shut up Lincoln! LUAN: You will forget your memories captured by Ace Savvy. LINCOLN: Hah, I'd like to see you try! That's not even possible! LUNA: You will not daydream about anything Ace Savvy. LINCOLN: You can't control what I daydream about! LANA: You will never eat fast food, soda, candy, or junk food ever again. The only things you'll eat from now on are egg yolks from egg shells, logs from trees, chicken feet soup, rat burgers, swiss cheese, grapenuts, and prunes. LINCOLN: What!? That's inhumane! LUCY: Egg yolks from egg shells, logs from trees, chicken feet soup, rat burgers, swiss cheese, grapenuts, and prunes will be the only things you will be allowed to eat for the rest of your natural-born life. LINCOLN: You don't need to say it twice! LORI: There will be no Ace Savvy shows, Ace Savvy video games, Ace Savvy vacations, and nothing made by Ace Savvy. LINCOLN: Ace Savvy didn't make any of those things! They're Ace Savvy-related! Get it right! LENI: You will be forced to watch primetime shows like Adam 12, Miami Vice, Step by Step, Family Matters, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, One Piece, Dragon Ball Z, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Amazing World of Gumball, Beavis and Butthead, iCarly, The Big Bang Theory, Adventure Time, Uncle Grandpa, Teen Titans Go!, Steven Universe and other shows not made by Ace Savvy. LINCOLN: WHAT!?! How is that a punishment!? And how do you know all these shows Leni!? LYNN JR.: You will also be forced to watch baby shows like Barney, Teletubbies, Bob the Builder, Dora the Explorer, Caillou, Thomas the Tank Engine, Sesame Street, and other shows not made by Ace Savvy. LINCOLN: FOR THE LOVE OF--! ACE SAVVY DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING! HE'S IN STUFF! LOLA: You will be forced to play with baby toys and sleep in a baby bed. Why? Cause you look like a big fat baby! LINCOLN: DO I LOOK LIKE A BABY TO YOU, SERIOUSLY!? MRS. JOHNSON: You will be forced to listen to music not made by Ace Savvy like Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, the Russian Trololo Guy, Tunak Tunak Tun, and others. LINCOLN: Ace Savvy didn't MAKE any music either! PRINCIPAL HUGGINS: You will be forced to play video games not made by Ace Savvy like Minecraft, Call of Duty, Halo, Super Mario 3D World, New Super Mario Bros. for Wii U, Donkey Kong Country, Kirby, The Legend of Zelda, Team Fortress 2, Assassin's Creed, Left 4 Dead, Super Smash Bros., and others. LINCOLN: ACE SAVVY DIDN'T MAKE ANY VIDEO GAMES EITHER! Oh, and joke's on you, I LIKE most of those games! CHAZ: I agree with everyone. LYNN SR.: Me too. Now start watching those primetime and baby shows not made by Ace Savvy, listen to music not made by Ace Savvy, and play video games not made by Ace Savvy, or you're grounded for ultra tranquility. LINCOLN: NO! HOW ABOUT YOU! HOW ABOUT YOU ALL LISTEN TO ME! THIS MAKES ZERO SENSE! NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I WAS FORBIDDEN FROM ANYTHING ACE SAVVY-RELATED! THE AMOUNT OF TIME I'M GROUNDED FOR MAKES ZERO SENSE! I'M TOO OLD FOR NAPPIES! YOU'RE FORCING ME TO WATCH, LISTEN, AND PLAY STUFF THAT ISN'T ACE SAVVY-RELATED, HOW IS THAT PUNISHMENT!? I LIKE A GOOD MAJORITY OF THE STUFF YOU'RE FORCING ME TO WATCH, LISTEN, AND PLAY! I AM NOT A BABY! HOW CAN LILY TALK!? WHY ISN'T LISA TALKING SCIENTIFICALLY!? HOW AM I BAD STUDENT!? HOW DOES LENI KNOW ALL THOSE SHOWS!? WHY IS CHAZ EVEN HERE!? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! THIS MAKES ABSOLUTELY, NO, SENSE!!!!!!!! LYNN SR.: Lincoln Loud. How dare you have a mental breakdown. That's it. I'm taking you to the airport. LINCOLN: What!?! LYNN SR.: Get in the car now. LINCOLN: But-- LYNN SR.: NOW. (Lincoln and Lynn Sr. get in the Vanzilla) LINCOLN: Dad, why am I going to the airport? What is this!? LYNN SR.: You are going to Azerbaijan for your punishment, and furthermore if you escape from Azerbaijan you will be grounded for ultra tranquility. LINCOLN: WHAT!?! THAT'S ILLEGAL! LYNN SR.: Shut up! (Lincoln and Lynn Sr. arrive at the airport) LINCOLN: Seriously dad, airport security isn't gonna let you do this! AIRPORT WORKER: How can I help you? LYNN SR. I'd like one ticket for my son to Baku, Azerbaijan. AIRPORT WORKER: OK. You're flight will be here shortly. LINCOLN: WHAT!?! (30 minutes later, Lincoln is waiting on a bench when:) INTERCOM: Flight 5 to Azerbaijan, all passengers please board. (On the plane:) LINCOLN: Just..how!?! How has it come to this!? Just yesterday everything was perfectly fine! NOW NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE! (12 hours later, the plane arrives in Baku) (Lincoln exits the airport and goes out into a forest) LINCOLN: Oh no! Mən azərbaycanlı danışıram! Necə ola bilər ki, bu daha pis ola bilər!? (Oh no! I'm speaking Azerbaijani! How can this possibly get any worse!?) (a saber-toothed tiger appears out of nowhere) LINCOLN: Nə!?! Yox! BƏZİ! Hər kəs! YARDIM! (What!?! No! SOMEONE! ANYONE! HELP!) (the tiger is about to maul Lincoln, when suddenly Lincoln wakes up in his own bedroom) LINCOLN: NO! NO! WH-- what? Oh! Thank goodness! It was just a dream! Sheesh, guess I shouldn't have eaten that pizza as a late-night snack. (Lincoln notices Chaz in his bed) CHAZ: Hey sweet plums, I got a pack of nappies for you. (Lincoln screams in terror, then wakes up in his bed, again) LINCOLN: Wow, I dream within a dream...guess I REALLY shouldn't have eaten that pizza as a late-night snack. (Lincoln looks down from his bed and notices the exact Ace Savvy comic book he got in his dream) LINCOLN: Uhhhhhhhh... THE END.