Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180805212940/@comment-32807753-20180806200053

Lincoln: Come on. Let's try something more simple. Here! This is Bowling Star!

Lynn: Oh! Where's the bowling alley?

Lincoln: There is no bowling alley. There's only a screen and this.

[Lynn sees a sphere-shaped roller on the arcade machine]

Lynn: What's this?

Lincoln: You spin this to roll the ball on the screen.

Lynn: How does this make sense?

Lincoln: Like this. (rolls the roller and makes the player rolls the ball in the alley, giving him a strike)

Lynn: Oh yeah! Let me try! (rolls the roller in all the wrong ways, giving her a gutter ball)

[Screen flashes "Game Over"]

Lincoln: Seriously! You spin it in one direction!

Lynn: How else am I supposed to roll a ball without grabbing it in my hand. This is how a three-year-old rolls a ball. Not me!

[Another young kid runs up to the machine]

Young Kid 2: Excuse me! Are you finished?

Lynn: Yeah, but I wouldn't play this. It's totally rigged and-

Young Kid 2: Yay! I won!

[Lynn's jaw drops]

Lynn: H- How?!

Lincoln: I know! You keep letting kids younger than you win! Are you just doing that as a joke or are you really that bad?

Lynn: Uh... it's the first one... yeah... (laughs nervously)

Lincoln: (gives irked look)

Lynn: Pssh. Come on! I'll give it another try! Watch me! (instantly gets a game over) Dang it!

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[The other snicker again]