Thread:ProfPasta12/@comment-32290895-20180319193643/@comment-32799780-20180319212822

Eh, I've been kicking that idea around for a while, but my idea would be more of a parody of Shazam and superheroes in general. I would lampoon the circumstances around how Billy Batson got his powers in the classic origin story, for instance:

Lincoln: "Hmm, follow a strange elderly man who says he has a gift for me into an abandoned subway tunnel where no one would hear my screams if unspeakable things happened to me..." (shrugs) "I don't see why not." (skips down the stairs) "Do-do-do-do-doo..."

I swear to God I didn't make that up: that's actually what happened in Captain Marvel's origin story. Anyways, I have several jokes like that kicking around in my skull, but no real story to put them in.