User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Missed Connection

Lori tried to call Bobby, but the freezer was down.

Bobby didn't pick up, which made Lori frown.

He tried calling her back at about half past four,

But El Diablo's girlfriend was in Lori's drawer.

They called back and Bobby said, "Here's a crazy story!".

"Not another one!" shouted young Lori.

"Sorry, I mistook a scrunchie for a snake."

"That was a dumb idea!" "It was just a mistake."

"No, no, Lori dear, I was not meaning you.

Making Lalo throw up was a dumb thing to do."

They thought that their stories were too boring to tell,

So they both hung up, sad that it didn't go well.

Ronnie Anne and Lynn Sr. saw both lovers cry.

Both of them said, "I will get backup. Bye!".

Lynn Sr. got Rita, Ronnie Anne got Maria,

And Carlos and Frida to see if they could see a,

Solution. She brought both her grandparents too,

In case they were the ones who knew just what to do.

Lori and Bobby said, "Are we losing our connection?".

The adults said, "We've been apart and still had affection."

Both of them got thinking and wiped off the frown.

Bobby ordered a pizza, but the twins wolfed it down.

Lori made a fake newspaper to be a hit,

But Hector threw it out and Sergio pooped on it.

Bobby made a video of his life at the store,

So that Lori wouldn't have doubts anymore,

But Carl sneaked on in and swapped the USB,

For one of him singing, "You're sweet as can be."

Lori said, "Let's have a phone-movie date."

Bobby agreed and said, "I cannot wait!",

But her video had ads and his one was too slow.

They went to each other's places and Carl said, "Hello."

Lori drove back and they went to the school.

He thought recreating him first asking her out was cool,

But it was Saturday and school was, of course, shut.

Lori had booked a hot air balloon, but,

Unfortunately, she and Bobby were late.

This was turning out to be an unfortunate date.

They tried going to lunch but the place was closed down,

And they couldn't eat at the dark place without acting the clown.

Lori went to Flip's with Bobby by her side,

But they spilt the food and then both of them cried.

They tried to leave, sad about what had gone on,

When Bobby then found himself stuck in the john.

It took them a long time to get the guy out,

So both of them talked and got rid of their doubt.

"Maybe there was no problem," said Bobby and Lori,

And they got a ride home at the end of our story.