User blog:Discofurby/Invisible Cliff

This is the second one of my Mog parodies. It's a parody of Goodbye, Mog, but don't worry: I'm not gonna be killing off Cliff.

Cliff was tired. He was very tired. His head was very tired. His paws were very tired. Even his tail was very tired. Cliff thought, "I want to sleep for three hours," and so he did. But while he slept, Lisa crept up to his basket and dropped six drops of fluid onto his head, rendering him completely invisible.

Three hours later, Lisa was gone (Pop-Pop was going on vacation for a few days and had an extra ticket, so he picked Lisa to come too because the vacation involved a trip to the science museum) and everybody else was weeping. "Oh, where on Earth could Cliff be?" wept Lana.

"He's so handsome!," wept Lola.

"Well, cats do tend to go on long walks," said Lynn Sr., but then he wept too.

Even Lucy wept. She said, "He's one of our family pets. I sure hope nothing bad has befallen him."

"Well, of course she hopes nothing bad has befallen me," thought Cliff, "She'll never be able to conduct a seance without me. But Lola is right. I am very handsome."

After this, nothing happened for quite some time. The Loud kids talked about him. "Remember how he used to stand in front of the TV?" said Lincoln.

"Like this you mean?", thought Cliff, jumping right in front of the TV, but the TV shone right through him.

"He used to come into our beds," said Leni.

"And look, here I am," thought Cliff. But nobody looked. Cliff thought, "They don't see me," and Leni thought, "Why is this part of the bed warm and heavy?".

Then suddenly, the next day, there was a kitten in the house.

Lana said, "Roxanne is going to be away for a few days, so I said I'd look after her. She hasn't even named her yet and has said we can."

Cliff thought, "This kitten is very small."

Rita said, "Isn't she sweet?".

The kitten was frightened of everything. She was frightened of noise. She was frightened of newspapers. She was frightened of bags. She was very frightened of being picked up.

"Dang it!," said Lynn.

"She is literally the shyest cat I've ever seen," said Lori.

Cliff thought, "This is the wrong sort of kitten."

"Just give her some peace," said Rita, "And play something quiet while I go to the shops."

"Geez, Mom, we're not the Quiet family!", joked Luan.

"The kitten's had lots of peace now," said Luna a few minutes later, "She must be getting bored."

"Perhaps she would like some milk," said Lana.

So Lana took half a jug of milk and poured it into Cliff's dish.

"Well, really," thought Cliff, "And in my dish, too!"

To make matters worse, the kitten then climbed into Cliff's dish.

"Kitty cat!", shouted Lily, pointing at the kitten. It was a noisy shout. The kitten was frightened of noise. To make matters worse, the kitten was also frightened of newspapers and bags, and at that moment, Rita had come home with the shopping.

"Where's she got to?!" shouted Lynn Sr.

"She's getting out!", shouted Rita.

"Catch her quick!," shouted Lana.

Cliff thought, "This kitten is very stupid."

The kitten was not in the garden and not in the street.

"Suppose we never find her," said Leni.

"She'll be all alone," said Lana, "And what about Cliff? Is he all alone too? What if Louds and cats just don't go together?!".

"Enough's enough," said Cliff, "First I'm invisible to the Louds and now they're babysitting the wrong sort of stupid kitten that they've managed to lose. I'm going in," and he scampered back into the Loud house.

He thought, "That kitten might be anywhere. Who knows what's happening to her now?". Suddenly, he heard a noise. It was a kitten noise. "Really," thought Cliff, "She never went out at all. Now what?".

The kitten then saw Cliff reappear right in front of her. The kitten looked at Cliff. The kitten crept up to Cliff. The kitten purred. "Well, I never," thought Cliff, "I believe this kitten can see me. Perhaps she's not so stupid after all."

Cliff did a little jump. The kitten jumped too. He washed his paw. The kitten washed her paw too. Cliff hid under the newspapers. The kitten looked at Cliff. Cliff smiled. The kitten hid too. The kitten liked playing with the newspapers. Cliff thought, "This kitten is not the wrong sort of kitten after all. She just needs a bit of help." Then, one of the bags fell over. All sorts of things fell out. Cliff and the kitten played with them. They played with the bags.

Suddenly, there was a bang. It was the bang of a door. "Whatever has happened here?" said Lynn Sr.

"Perhaps we've had burglars," said Rita.

Leni said, "Why is that newspaper moving?".

"It's the kitten!" shouted Lola.

"And Cliff!", said Lana excitedly, picking him up. "Oh, my darling boy, I've missed you so much. Where have you been?!".

The kitten then moved cautiously towards Lily and found that she liked being stroked.

Just then there was a knock at the door. It was Roxanne and her parents.

"Have you found a name for my kitty?" said Roxanne.

"Well, she's caused quite a bit of chaos," said Rita, "So perhaps we could call her Chaos."

"Perfect!", said Roxanne, "Come on, Chaos, let's go home."

Just then, there was another bang on the door. It was Pop-Pop, bringing Lisa back.

"Ah, family," said Lisa, "I neglected to inform you that before I vacated the premises, I tested my invisibility serum on Cliff. However, it appears that the effects have worn off."

"So that's why he was gone!", said Lana.

"And that's why I felt something warm and heavy the other night!", said Leni.

"Do not be concerned, siblings and parental units: I do not intend to test the invisibility serum on the family felis cattus ever again."

"So I should hope," thought Cliff, and he went off to look for a sunny area to take another nap.