User blog:Bobbybooboobear/Lynn as a Mosquito

My first fanfic short. Commentary is acceptable! Enjoy!

Lynn arrives to annoy Lincoln, but there is something different about her...

(The short starts with Lincoln eating Zombie Bran with his MOUTH COMPLETELY CLOSED when suddenly, a mosquito with Lynn's head on it arrives)

Lynn: Hey, Linky boy! Produce me some subs! It's sub time! Lincoln! Give me food! I'm a big fat 13-year old who needs nutrition!

(Lincoln tries to swat at Lynn with his hand, but misses)

Lynn: You missed!

(Lincoln tries again, but misses)

Lynn: (laughs) Your hit detection is terrible, (horse neigh)! How does it feel to be a noob? I'm just gonna lay on your head and suck yo blood, because I smell subs inside of you, Linc!.

(Lincoln stares at Lynn as she lands on his nose and tries to squash her with his hand, only to facepalm unintentionally)

Lynn: I guess you like to slap your face, (lion roar) kid! Why are you useless at everything? Why do you suck? Why won't you make me subs? You smell like rotten (car honk)! Why are your speechless? Either give me food or I'll suck your blood you (glass break) mannequin!

Lincoln: That's it! (Grabs out a bug sprayer) I'm gonna (guitar sound) spray you to death! (Starts chasing Lynn) Come back here you mosquito-human thingy!

Lynn: Slow down there, Mrs. Exterminator! I'm an endangered species.

Lincoln: Well, that's too bad! Because I'm gonna gas you to the (drum sounds, followed by a trumpet) cemetery!

Lynn: Come back when you're less of a (dog bark), "Larry"!

(Lynn then flies into a hole)