User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Come Sale Away

Lincoln kept losing in sibling contests,

But he said, "For this yard sale I'll ensure no one bests,

Me. I'll sell the most stuff and then have a chance,

To shake my butt in a victory dance."

He didn't make much money, so Clyde came around,

To act like it was the best merch that he'd found.

This worked a bit but Linc still came last place.

So he went inside with ire on his face,

And started to steal things he thought no one would miss.

When his sisters found out, they too started to do this.

Lincoln was lucky and won anyway,

But Lily's blanket was gone. Had they sold it that day?

Lincoln said, "I'll get her blanket right back,"

But his sisters thought, "He's going down the wrong track,

And challenging us once again to compete.",

So they all went off to see if they could beat,

Each other. Linc and Lynn found a dog who was mad.

Lori got knocked over by a trash bin.

An elderly woman invited Lucy and Lisa in.

The woman gave both girls each a Bingo card.

Leni said, "I found it. That wasn't so hard!",

But it turned out that she'd found a napkin instead.

"Let's leave this old lady," Lucy Loud said,

But Lisa was enjoying her Bingo game,

And she thought that leaving would be a shame.

Lincoln made posters and stole from a baby,

Which got him kicked out - literally - but then maybe,

That was Lily's blanket Flip had in his hand.

Finally, some results to his search across the land.

Flip was reluctant and said, "You should pay.",

But Lincoln bought it and he came home to say,

"Here you go Lily, I found it for you."

But his other sisters had all bought one too.

Rita handed Lily her blanket, which had been,

All of this time in the washing machine.

They got grounded for stealing and selling the stuff,

But all of the Loud kids thought, "Well, fair enough,"

And they started dancing to see whose was the best.

Even the parents joined in the contest.