User blog:08newmanb/Fanfiction - Loud Vision 3D Pre-Show

My new script is a Loud House Parody of Muppet Vision 3D. But I added a few features from The Loud House, and some that are not from the tv series, for this script. So anyway, enjoy part 1!

The Boss, Roy, Rick and Chuck are named as the human construction workers, after the names of the muppet construction workers. BOSS: (enters right screen) Uh... nah, nah. (exits the right screen and enters middle screen) Uh... uh, nuh uh, nah, nope. (exits the middle screen and enters left screen) Uh... oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey! Roy, Roy! ROY: (enters the right screen) Yeah, boss? BOSS: Over here! Over here! ROY: Okay! BOSS: Yep. ROY: (exits the right screen and enters the middle screen) Yo, Rick! RICK: (enters the right screen) Uh, yeah? ROY: Let's move it out! RICK: Oh, yes, sir! ROY: (enters the left screen as Rick follows him) Yeah, boss? BOSS: Okay, okay, now listen up. Err... where's Chuck? RICK: Chuck! ROY: Yo, Chuck! RICK: Chuck! (Chuck enters the right screen) BOSS: Chuck, Chuck, come here, come here, come here! Oh Chuck. CHUCK: (exits the right screen, walks through the middle screen and enters the left screen) Yeah, boss? BOSS: Chuck, do you see a sign? There's a rope. CHUCK: Rope? BOSS: Pull the rope. CHUCK: Rope! Rope! (goes offscreen) BOSS: Pull the rope, Chuck. Okay, Chuck. Okay, here we go. Pull! CHUCK: Pull? (pulls up the first sign slowly) BOSS, ROY AND RICK: Up, up, up. CHUCK: Up? BOSS, ROY AND RICK: Hold it, hold it, hold it! CHUCK: (holds the rope) What? BOSS: Down, down. CHUCK: Down? (pulls down the first sign slowly) BOSS: Yeah, good. BOSS, ROY AND RICK: Hold it, hold it, hold it! CHUCK: What, what? (holds the rope) BOSS: Chuck Chuck Chuck, up up up. (Chuck pulls the rope up again) BOSS, ROY AND RICK: Up, up, up! BOSS: Okay, okay, okay. (Chuck stops) Good, yeah, Chuck, okay, good, Chuck. Okay, okay. Here we go. Come on. CHUCK: Thanks, boys! BOSS: (exits the left screen and enters the middle screen) Now let me see now. ROY: You're welcome, Chuck. BOSS: No, no, no. (exits the middle screen and enters the right screen) Let me see, uh, over here! RICK: Eh? BOSS: Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, okay. Roy, Rick. ROY: Yeah, boss? (Roy and Rick follow the boss to the right screen) BOSS: Come over here. Okay, now, you see this... where's Chuck? Chuck! ROY: Yo, Chuck! BOSS: Chuck! RICK: Chuck! ROY: Come on! BOSS: Come here, Chuck! Okay, Chuck. (Chuck exits the left screen, walks through the middle screen and enters the right screen) CHUCK: Yeah, boss? BOSS: There's another sign. Another Rope. Go. CHUCK: Rope! Rope! (goes offscreen) BOSS: Okay, okay, here we go. Okay, y'all, ready? Pull, pull! CHUCK: Pull! (pulls up the second sign quickly through the right screen) BOSS, ROY AND RICK: Hold it, hold it, hold it! BOSS: Chuck! CHUCK: Hold, hold! BOSS: Down, down! CHUCK: Down! (pulls down the second sign quickly and hits the floor) BOSS, ROY AND RICK: Hold it, hold it, hold it! BOSS: No, no, no! Up, up! CHUCK: Up! (pulls another rope up again, but slowly) BOSS: Up! BOSS, ROY AND RICK: Up, up, up! Hold it, hold it, hold it! (Chuck stops) BOSS: Good. Great. Good, Chuck! CHUCK: Thanks, boss! BOSS: Okay, okay. Roy, Rick, get on with it. ROY: Yeah, Rick, get on with it. RICK: Okay. (The boss exits the right screen and enters the middle screen as Rick walks through it and enters the left screen.) BOSS: Okay, okay. Er, Chuck? CHUCK: (exits the right screen and enters the middle screen) Mmm, yeah? BOSS: Go for the centre, the centre rope. CHUCK: Oh yeah, yeah right. (goes offscreen) BOSS: Here we go. Ready? 1, 2, 3, Pull! (Chuck pulls the center rope, revealing the Loud Vision 3D logo with Lincoln Loud on it and Chuck stops) BOSS: Thanks! Okay, okay. This is, err, this is... Loud Vision 3D! RICK: It's great. ROY: Yeah, yeah. (the boss, Roy and Rick all enter the main screen) BOSS: Good guys work. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good, Chuck! CHUCK: Thanks, boss! (lets go of the centre rope) BOSS: Yeah. (the boss, Roy and Rick all panic offscreen as the title logo crashes to the floor, along with the parallel signs, which they fall off and crash) CLYDE: (enters the first left screen) Video display test! Lose the background! (all screens do so and go black) Thank you! (exits) Clyde: (enters the first middle screen) Mmm hmm. (exits) CLYDE: (enters the first right screen and turns green) Clyde from Mars. (presses a button to reset color and exits) CLYDE: (enters the second left screen and turns blue, then presses another button to reset color) That will do it. (exits) CLYDE: (enters the second middle screen, glitching up and down several times) Huh. Hey! Hey, guys! Help! (glitching stops, Clyde feels dizzy and exits) Uh. CLYDE: (enters the second right screen, multiplied by 12 Clydes on the same screen) Uh, thanks, guys. Uh. (exits) CLYDE: (enters the third left screen) Huh. Urm, check. (exits) CLYDE: (enters the third middle screen which he thinks that he has already been there) Haven't I been here before? (exits) CLYDE: (enters the third right screen) Mmm hmm. (exits) CLYDE: (enters the fourth left screen) Good. (exits) CLYDE: (enters the fourth middle screen, only to glitch by his character shape, then Clyde steps left and looks at the still existing glitch) Wow, is that weird or what? Hey, Lana! (exits to the left screen) LANA: (enters the left screen) Yeah? CLYDE: Uh, over there. (Lana then enters the middle screen to see the problem, she then hits it with her hammer and the glitch disappears. Lana then exits to the left screen) CLYDE: How technical. Uh, thanks. LANA: Sure. (both go offscreen. Then Lana reappears on the right screen, then turns around to the audience and giggles. She turns back at the black screen and rolls up the background, like a wallpaper, revealing an underwater ocean of fish, which are animated. Lana does so to the middle and left screens as well. She turns to the audience again) LANA: Fish! (Lana goes offscreen. Then she reappears once more, but this time, in her swimsuit, with her goggles and snorkels, along with her flippers on her hands and feet. Lana lifts a chain, only to reveal that she has pulled the plug out, and goes back offscreen as all the fish are sucked into the plug hole and drains all the screens, leaving a light blue background) LUNA: (pops up to the main screen and talks to the viewers) Hey, dudes! Remember me? I'm Luna Loud! Now then, before you enter the theatre, would you like a song from me? Well, urm... sorry, dudes, guess I should have spoken a bit louder, and, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! ALRIGHT, DUDES, LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL! AND... LUAN: (enters the left screen) Okay okay, Luna, okay, Luna, into the theatre, we have to rehearse. LUNA: But Luan, these dudes want me to sing. LUAN: Sorry. In there, okay? (Luna exits the middle screen as Luan enters it and enters the right screen) LUAN: Orchestra rehearsel. Yeah, yeah. Okay, inside, Luna. Okay... (Just as Luan enters the right screen, Luna then runs to the left screen) LUAN: Hey! Luna, wait a second, wait a second! LUNA: What? LUAN: We need you, okay? LUNA: But- (Luan takes Luna off the left screen to the right screen as Luan stops in the middle screen) LUAN: Into there, into the theatre. Orchestra rehearsel, Luna. (Luna goes offscreen, but then reappears on the left screen) LUAN: What? Okay, Luna, come on now! (Luan angrily exits the middle screen and enters the left screen) LUNA: But I just wanna sing. LUAN: I don't care. Come on, inside, Luna. Okay, just go in! (Luan angrily pushes Luna through all the screens) LUNA: But I gotta- LUAN: Come on Luna, I need you too... (Just as Luan pushes Luna offscreen, a chicken appears on the left screen) LUAN: Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hold it, hold it, hold it! (Luan and the chicken enter the middle screen ) LUAN: You're not Luna, you're a chicken. (Chicken clucks) LUAN: I told you chickens to stay on the other side of the road. Okay, why did this chicken cross the road? (Chicken Clucks) LUAN: (laughs) Good one! Hey, Luna, I've got a joke! Why did the chicken cross the road? (Luan exits to the right screen and goes offscreen, and so does the chicken on the other side, just as the red curtains close) CLYDE: (enters to the middle screen from the right and talks to the viewers) Er, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please, urm... (Lynn enters the right screen) CLYDE: Excuse me, uh, urm... LYNN: (steps forward and shouts at the audience) QUIET!!! (steps back and talks to Clyde) What? You've got a project from the dile frame. CLYDE: Thank you, Lynn. LYNN: You're welcome. CLYDE: (to the viewers) Err, ladies and gentlemen, if you can step as far foward, and close as you can... LYNN: (to the viewers) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, get real close, you see we're doing research on... deodrant strength. CLYDE: Lynn, you're disgusting. LYNN: It's a gift! Ha! (goes offscreen) CLYDE: (to the viewers) Well, we're ready to start Loud Vision 3D, and if you will... LUAN: (enters the left screen) Er, Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, excuse me, but, urm, where's Lincoln? CLYDE: Oh, he's inside getting ready. LUAN: Oh oh, great great. (exits the left screen and enters the middle screen) I've got a whole new act in the 3D movie, just wait here, I'll get them. (enters the right screen) Okay, get ready, girls! (enters back to the middle screen) Clyde, I like to present the 3Gs! LAURA: (enters the right screen) Hi, I'm Laura. LESLIE: (enters the right screen) I'm Leslie. LIBBY: (enters the right screen) I'm Libby! Our parents are working on what the family has set us! LUAN: Libby is grumpy. (plays with her harmonica on cue) LAURA: 1, 2, 3! LAURA AND LESLIE: By the light. LIBBY: By the light, by the light! LAURA AND LESLIE: Of the silvery moon! LIBBY: Melt the sun, butt the Moon. CLYDE: No no no no, come on, no no no no! Luan, get 'em outta' here! LUAN: Okay. Come on girls! I'm sorry. It's our chance. CLYDE: I'm sorry about this, friends. Uh... (Luan exits with Laura and leslie to the left screen and go offscreen) LUAN: Maybe another time. Another time. CLYDE: Come on, Libby! (Clyde pushes Libby to the leftscreen ) LIBBY: HEY! HEY! WATCH IT! WILL YOU! (goes offscreen) CLYDE: Oh brother. (goes back to the middle screen and talks to the viewers) Now, folks, if you... LANA: (enters the middle screen from the left) Hi, Clyde. CLYDE: Lana, where are you going? LANA: Oh, I'm gonna help my twin sister, Lola, with her musical number. (goes to the right and offscreen) CLYDE: But Lana, you know nobody interupts Lola while she's rehearsed. LOLA: (offscreen) [angry] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LIFE! (Lola punches Lana back to the middle screen, screaming, and she crashes) LOLA: AND DON'T COME BACK! CLYDE: I warned you. (Lana walks to the left, feeling dizzy, as Leni enters the left screen) LENI: Clyde! Ooh, nice outfit. LANA: Thanks. (goes offscreen) LENI: Clyde! Clyde! There's a telephone call for you! It's urgent! CLYDE: Oh, thanks. (goes to the left and offscreen) LENI: Yeah, yeah. (to the viewers) I got 'em, we don't have a telephone! (laughs) And now, ladies and gentelmen, while you are the captive audience, a display of a trememdous top dancing talent, with the added culture componment of... (runs to the left screen, in a pink background) A pot of flowers balanced on my head. Hit it, Rusty! (All 3 Lenis dance Tee for Two) LENI #1, LENI #2 and LENI #3: Yeah! (All Lenis continue to dance. But then, Leni #2's flowerpot falls off, and then Leni #3 runs to the middle screen) LENI #3: Oh, you've dropped your pot! LENI #2: Oh, oh! (Leni #1 keeps dancing) LENI #3: Pick it up! (Leni #2 does so and puts it back on her head) LENI #3: Got it? LENI #2: Yeah. (Leni #3 returns to the right screen and all 3 Lenis finish dancing) LENI #1, LENI #2 and Leni #3: Ha! (all 3 Lenis clap their hands) LENI #1: Thank you. LENI #2: You're welcome. LENI #3: Thank you. LENI #2: You're welcome. LENI #3: Thank you. LENI #1: Thank you. LENI #2: You're Welcome. LENI #3: Thank You. LENI #2: You're Welcome. LENI #1: Thank you. LENI #3: Oh, and thank you. LENI #2: What about me? (pink background changes to red curtains) CLYDE: (enters the middle screen from the left) Leni? Leni! (Leni #1 pops up on the left screen as Leni #2 pops down on the right screen, upside down) LENI #1 AND LENI #2: Yes, Clyde? CLYDE: (puzzled) Uh... we have no phone. LENI #1 AND LENI #2: Well alright then I wanna go and get one. (both Lenis pop back offscreen) CLYDE: Uh... Now where was I before was interupted? Urm... Ah, yes, (to the viewers) I was going to tell you about the 3D... (Lana enters the middle screen from the left, on his animal rubber ring) LANA: Hello, Clyde! (exits the middle screen and enters the right screen) CLYDE: Lana, Lana, Lana, where... where are you going with that? LANA: Oh, I thought Lola might need a prop for her number. CLYDE: But Lana, can't you see that Lola doesn't need any help? LANA: Oh, I'm sure she'll like this. Ha! (goes offscreen) CLYDE: Uh, look, I'm sorry about these options... LOLA: (offscreen) [angry] LANA, WILL YOU GET OUTTA HERE! HI-YA! (as Clyde exits the middle screen and enters the right screen, Lola kicks Lana through the screens, screaming and crashes offscreen) LOLA: (offscreen) AND STAY OUT! CLYDE: (returns to the middle screen and talks to the viewers) Well, alright, everyone, just about ready to start the movie, so if you listen carefully, you can hear the orchestra tuning out. (hears Luna humming "Turn it up loud!" as she enters the middle screen from the left) LUNA: TURN IT UP LOUD! (exits the middle screen and enters the right screen, as she continues humming) CLYDE: Hey, now wait a second, hey, Luna, you can't go in there, you'll interupt the orchestra. LUAN: (enters the middle screen from the left) Clyde, Clyde, Luna IS the orchestra. (laughs) Get it? CLYDE: Uh... LUAN: Come on, Luna, come on! Come on, let's go! Come on, come on! (exits to the right screen and goes offscreen) LUNA: See ya in the theatre, dudes! (goes offscreen) CLYDE: (to the viewers) Well, alright, before we go in, here is Lori, with the important safety instructions. And hey, she's my future wife... (hears Lori coming) AND HERE SHE COMES! (panics and runs offscreen on the right) LORI: (enters the middle screen from the left, clears throat and talks to the viewers) Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am Lori Loud, and these are the important safety instructions. LENI: (enters the left screen) Excuse me, Lori, Lori. LORI: Not now. LENI: But Lori, this is urgent. Come here. LORI: What? What it it? (Lori and Leni whisper to each other) LORI: [surprised] WHAT?! LENI: Yes! LORI: Really? LENI: Yes, indeed. Right over there! LORI: What, of course, certainly. (clears throat and talks to the viewers) Ladies and gentlemen, we have an unexpected surprise. I have the great honour, of introducing, the one, the only, Tippy the cow! LYNN: (appears on the right screen as dressed in a Tippy the Cow suit and talks to the viewers) Hello! Hi, dear! Welcome to my park! How are you doing? Hello! LORI: [angry] Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah! LYNN: What? LORI: You are not Tippy the cow, you're a girl! LYNN: Girls nerds. Besides, they're tourists. What do they know? LORI: WILL YOU GET OUTTA HERE! LYNN: Okay, but do I still get my 10 bucks? LORI: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! (Lynn runs offscreen) LENI: I've got another mascot back there. LORI: WILL YOU GET OUT! LENI: [panicked] Yes! (runs offscreen) LORI: I apoligise. Now, where was I? Yes, safety instructions. (to the viewers) First, when entering the theatre, please move as far to the end of the row as possible. Stopping in the middle is distinctly unpatriotic. Second, do not attempt to walk while wearing your 3D glasses, you may trip, and frankly, you would... (Leni enters the middle screen from the left and almost trips over Lori) LORI: [angry] What are you doing? Leni: I'm just showing how you can trip if you walk with your glasses on. LORI: WILL YOU STOP WITH THIS FOOLISHNESS! LENI: Which foolishness would you like to see? LORI: WILL YOU GET OUTTA HERE! LENI: [panicked] Ah! Yes! (runs offscreen to the right) LYNN: (enters the right screen) Excuse me, sorry. LORI: What now? LYNN: We're almost ready, Lori. LORI: Oh, fine fine fine fine, okay. Thank you, Lynn. (Lynn goes offscreen) LORI: (to the viewers) And now, the performers will all go in the theatre, first, and then, you, the audience, will be admitted. (to her siblings) Alright, performers, lets us enter in an orderly fashion, and provide an example... (Lori screams as a cloud of her fighting sisters, from the left, passes through Lori and continues to the right offscreen. Lori then rises back up once more, but looks beaten up) LORI: Somebody, please take over. (Lori faints and the red curtains open to reveal the Loud Vision 3D title logo with parallel signs, which were all being put up earlier in the pre-show) Click on for the Main Show/Episode.