User blog:AustinDR/Forgettable Epsiodes

Now, as I have said, these episodes are by no means bad nor good, but they don't even come off as "meh" for me as even with the most boring of episodes, there was still something salvageable to be had. Here, though, they hardly offer this; these episodes are either simplistic in their narratives, or they just don't cross my miond whenever I think of an episode of the series, here is my list of what I consider the Top Forgettable Episodes of the Loud House. Please do not take offense if one of your favorite episodes appears on my list.

The Top Forgettable Episodes of the Loud House

 * 1) "It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House": My god, that's a long title. In this episode, the kids are made to clean the attic as punishment for fighting over pocket change. While cleaning, Lincoln discovers a letter - apparently from the former owner of the house - claiming that she left a good sum of money somewhere in the house, but she advises whoever reads her letter that her family always fought over money, so it'd be in their interest to work together. But naturally, in a house of eleven kids, it's every Loud for themselves! Okay, I wasn't personally too bothered by the kids fighting each other to acquire the money, but I do agree that it does go a little too far in some places one in particular being Luna blasting Lincoln out of her and Luan's room with her amp. Admittedly, there are a few things that I liked about the episode. For one, the running gag wherein Lincoln would continually hit his face on the loose floorboard actually made me chuckle a bit, and I also liked how Lynn Sr. stages the whole thing to get his kids to work together for once. But other than that, a pretty bland episode.
 * 2) "Cereal Offender": Tired of eating the same old cereal, Lincoln convinces his mother to let him do the grocery shopping, aiming to use any left over money to buy a brand of cereal simply called Zombie Brand. Naturally, his sisters tag along, and chaos ensues. Now, I initially hated this episode for a few reasons. For starters, the sisters had absolutely no reason to want to accompany Lincoln to the store. Yes, they do state their demands later on, but that's only because Lincoln lets it slip that he made a deal with his mom. Before that, they had no reason whatsoever to come along; they only make a wreck of the store, they selfishly ruin Lincoln's chances at getting the cereal, they were banned because of their behavior, thus making Rita have to shop at another store, etc. Also, I didn't hate the Manager: yes, he was a jerk, but come on, the kids were making a mess in the grocery store, so of course he kicked them out. The only saving grace is that Lincoln's sisters realize how selfish they were acting and pinch in to buy Lincoln the Zombie Brand (though did they ever say which grocery store they went to).
 * 3) "Intern for the Worse": Lincoln and Clyde decide to compete with each other to become manager at Flip's Food & Fuel so that they could gain access to unlimited Flippies. Naturally, Mr. Flip takes advantage of this and encourages their competitiveness while he lazily watches. There wasn't that many humorous moments, and I actually felt somewhat nauseous with Flip's tendencies to put his feet in the nacho cheese. Ew..
 * 4) "Chore and Peace": Lincoln tries to petition to trade chores with one of his sisters. As per usual, the sisters get in on this, and they go on strike as well. The house becomes a pigsty, and the Loud kids are forced to work together when it seemed as though Lily was missing due to their determination to not cease their strike. That's the plot in a nutshell. It also didn't come off as funny to me, and it also came off as somewhat nauseating when the house was beginning to fall apart due to no one keeping it up.
 * 5) "The Sweet Spot": OK, so while I did joke around when I called "Trash House" "Sweet Spot 2.0," that was mostly me poking fun at some of the fans' hatred for this particular episode, but to be honest, I was actually bored with this episode, but not to the point of putting in on my worst list. There's a special seat in Buszilla that Lincoln wants, but surprise surprise, his sisters catch wind on this, and they battle each other for it, which ends up destroying the vehicle. When comparing it to "Brawl," I don't feel that any of the siblings reached the level of revile that I felt in the latter episode, though I personally found it hilarious that this whole thing was about a seat. I guess it helps that everyone is at fault in this episode unlike that OTHER episode.
 * 6) "Come Sale Away": Hey, another sibling competition episode! In this episode, Lincoln and his sisters compete to earn the most money in a yard sale, but they kinda go overboard. As I pointed out, this episode employs the "the siblings do something that affects Lily" formula again when they believe that they accidentally sold her blanket, and they try to get it first. There are several aspects of the episode that I genuinely enjoyed. What caught me by surprise was when they had a flashback of a burping contest, and Lola wins it. That's right: little miss cute and prim actually unleashes a gassy belch that puts her siblings to shame. I mean....wow.....Also, there's the fact that they all do a twerking contest at the end. I couldn't keep a straight face when I watched it. And then their parents start to demonstrate their best booty dance, and just.....good god, how was this allowed? So does that mean that they're still grounded ?
 * 7) "A Tale of Two Tables": Lincoln tries to prove that he can be an adult so that he can get a seat at the adult table. He succeeds, but he sees that he misses being at the kiddie table. A pretty bland episode with a pretty simple plot. I did find a few aspects interesting and/or funny such as Lucy claiming that the broccoli was screaming out to her. Lucy, while you may not like broccoli, it doesn't mean that it's sentient. Love that girl; hope she never changes.
 * 8) "Along Came a Sister": Lincoln is trusted with the class tarantula, but he must keep it a secret from Leni as she has a deep fear of the eight-legged freaks. Barring the Exterminator - who was actually a good (albeit slightly disturbing) antagonist - I hardly remember anything pertaining to the episode, with the exception of the tarantula being revealed as a female who had recently laid hundreds of eggs. Which were above Leni and Lori's room. And then they hatch......yeah.
 * 9) "In Tents Debate": In this episode, the sisters try to get Lincoln to choose either of two places to go for vacation; the beach, or Dairy Land. knowing that whatever decision he makes would peeve them off, he decides to sleep on it. So, both opposing sides do several things for him to win them to their side, and you'd probably figure out the rest. Again, an episode with a simple plot that didn't really catch my interest. And then the sisters start to deliberately harm Lincoln in some way so they could force him to decide. I may or may not get around to making a list of the worst Lincoln torture episodes, but if I do, this would no doubt be around #10.