User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Yes Man

Lori and Leni were squabbling one day,

About each other's clothes getting in the way.

Luna wanted money to buy Mick Swagger's old shirt.

Lori and Leni said, "We're poor as dirt.

Try asking your parents," but Luna said, "All,

They'd do is remind me our budget is small."

Lincoln was planning to go to a concert, where,

You could meet all the SMOOCH members once you were there.

He was planning to bring Clyde, Zach, and Liam too.

He said, "I'm the Master of Convincing, so I know what to do."

Luna said, "Please tell me how to convince Mom and Dad!

I also need money for a thing I want bad!".

He said, "Use your strengths" so she sang to her folks.

They gave her the money without hesitation or jokes.

Linc's other sisters all needed money too,

So he reluctantly told them all just what to do.

Luan wanted a tux for her dummy to wear,

So she did standup for her parents to hear.

The twins wanted an engine for Lola's toy car,

So they used puppy eyes due to how cute they are.

Lisa demonstrated stuff she needed isotopes for,

But she couldn't afford because she was too poor.

Lynn wanted a hoop and she challenged her dad.

Not only did she win but she beat him up bad.

Lucy wanted a skeleton and pretended she'd died.

Lori and Leni just talked and Lily just cried.

(Lori and Leni wanted a closet organizer,

And Lily wanted a teddy bear which occupies 'er.)

The sisters all got the cash that they needed.

So Lincoln gave a presentation. He succeeded,

In pleasing his parents, but they still said no.

He tried persuading them more to hand over the dough.

His parents still were not giving him any,

But then he inadvertently got an idea from Leni,

Who said, "Use my strengths," and that made the kid,

Think, "I'll try to do what my sisters all did!".

He tried singing like Luna and joking like Luan,

But beat Lynn Sr. at sports? I'm not sure he can.

He tried to use buckets to do a simulation,

But it didn't work like Lisa's creation.

He did a fake eulogy, then decided to try,

Pleading, then ranting, then pretending to cry.

They said, "Your efforts are good and your joke's kinda funny,

But we can't say yes. We just don't have the money."

So Lincoln was sad, but then he found a letter,

Saying, "Very important brother". To make him feel better,

His sisters (sans Lucy) had dressed as the band,

And sung about how Lincoln was the best bro in the land.

Then, SMOOCH came over with Liam, Zach, and Clyde.

It's good to have family right by your side.