Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180808204213/@comment-32807753-20180809194918

Lori: You want to know the real reason I love my authority and take it so seriously?

(I nod my head)

Lori: Well, I just feel that without my authority, I have nothing that makes me dependable or unique. I mean, look at my younger siblings, Leni can make dresses out of almost anything, Luna is the most talented musician, Luan makes a living by doing comedy, Lynn can play pretty much any sport known to mankind, Lincoln has a plan for every situation and is so dedicated to helping us, Lucy writes nice poems, Lana’s a mechanical whiz, Lola’s dominating in the pageant business, Lisa’s smarter than all of us combined and Lily won trophies for just sucking her thumb.

Me: I still can’t believe there’s a contest for kind of thing.

Lori: Anyway, sometimes, I feel like being the oldest sibling is all I need to fall. So whenever someone threatens to take that away from me, like Leni getting her driver’s license, I feel like I have protect my authority, you know.

Lori: Well, its true...