Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-26253276-20161216202649/@comment-26253276-20170101013700

SpongeBob appears out of a GD teleportation portal and gives Lisa a small container that says "SPONGEGLOSS". Lisa pops the cap, revading a rod with a sparkly pink gel. She drops Lincoln in, and soon he is covered with the gloss. The gloss is capable of stopping contaminants from reaching the items it is applied to. Lincoln falls to the ground safely. SpongeBob then takes his gloss again and returns through the portal.

Lisa: You should be protected from most contaminents. Light will also reflect off of you, making you easier to see. However, STAY AWAY FROM WATER.