User blog:Lucasthewikiguy13/Lucas's FanFiction Reviews 9 Sneak Peak

(Lucas is still at the wall as the strange figure who just blew a dang wall in his Review studio smiles towards him)

Figure: Hello...Lucas!

Me: WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLOP FLOP DID YOU DO MAN!

Figure: Blew a hole in your wall? Are you that imbecile or just retarded.

Me: Niether! Look who are you and what do you want?!

Figure: I want you to stop praising fanfictions from this godawful show. These fanfictions are just from biased, uninspired people!

Me: Well a couple can be, but most are actually pretty good!

Figure: Oh please, these people portrait Lincoln as a saint and the sisters as devils! They also split the sisters in nicer and meaner groups! Heck they have weird running gags such as calling Lincoln a mouse and him having boxers!

Me: 1) Less people do that now! 2) That trope is dead. 3) Bobbybooboobear and MuppetSpot have already gotten enough criticism. And 4) Don't say, "these people," that's insulting!

Figure: Look that's not what I am here for! I'm here so that you will review your most controversial fanfiction yet!

Me: More controversial then, "The Boy Who Cried Idiot or No Such Love," eh? What could it be?

Figure: It's an alternate ending to an episode.

Me: That doesn't help, there are over 100 segments in the Loud House! Besides what episode would it be about that's so bad?

Figure: Not one fanfiction dummy, all the alternate endings to this episode. Just a combination of them all!

Me: (Confused) But which episode?



(I gasp in horror)

Me: OH NOOO!

(Who is this strange figure? How am I going to be able to survive reviewing alternate endings to No Such Luck!? And will I get out of this alive?! Find out in the premiere of Lucas's FanFiction Reviews 9: Every No Such Luck Alternate Ending!)