User blog:LyomanInventor/Top 5 Worst Episodes SO FAR

Now for the bottom of the barrel :)

(Before I begin, I do not hate these episodes so much that I would want to throw my TV out the window. They're watchable, but not my favorites to watch. I do get a bit frustrated with these episodes though, so yeah :/)

5. OUT ON A LIMO

This episode has mixed reviews and feelings, but for me, it's at the bottom. Why? First of all, (and probably the main reason why people hate this episode,) Tetherby. A rich, gruddy old man who only cares about being rich. He tells Lincoln not to hang out with his sisters, which he was riginally planning to do. Now, this episode started off great, especially the part with Flip, but it goes downhill from there. And then, Lincoln turns into a Mini-Tetherby. The ending was alright, but overall, this episode made it as number 5 on my list. 3/10

4. MAKING THE CASE

This one was brutal. The hate in this episode from Lincoln's sisters' were absolutely brutal. Something that I hate in cartoons is everyone in the whole episode hates one charatcer, and that happened here. Hatred after hatred to Lincoln. That video was harsh to the siblings, but they didn't need to take their anger that far. In the end, they love him again, but just from one video? And that video of the sisters will probably still be talked about and be laughed about, so the sisters are probably not off free yet. Overall, what Lincoln did just to  win a trophy was too far and thue sisters reacted too hard 2.5/10

3. THE SWEET SPOT

Numbers 3, 2 and 1 are hard to figure out which ones go where, but I figured The Sweet Spot would be #3. This one was just very boring and unlikeable. Most of the episode was just Lincoln figuring out who will sit where in Vanzilla. can you imagine what people would think if they read that in the episode's description? Not only that, there's massive fighting, again. Probably the most brutal fight in the whole show. (Even worse than BITF.) This is all just to get one stinkin' seat in Vanzilla. Geez! It's only a few hours in there! Also, couldn't Lola and Lana seperate so they wouldn't sit next to each other? Then the backseats wouldn't be "The Wild, Wild West." Also, Lincoln did not learn his lesson at all. He talked about it for 4 seconds and then started a plan to get "the best seat in the living room." Not to mention his "battle cry" annoying as HE*L. Nobody learns anything, too much fighting and nobody wins at the end. Also, they never could've fixed that wrecked car 1.5/10

2. NO SUCH LUCK

This one I admit has WAY too much hate. But, for me, there are reasons, good reasons, why I'm not fond of this episode. First, the parents even believe about this? About lincoln being "bad luck?" That's absurd. Locking your kid out of your house is illegal too, they could've been arrested if the police came and saw an 11 year old boy sleeping on the ground in the backyard. Now, the reason that this episode happened is because of Lynn. She really believes in this stuff, does she? It was kinda bad though to see every sister AND THE PARENTS believe her. But Lincoln though, thinks that he could stay away from his family by pretending he IS bad luck. I don't think he realized the consequences he'll have by doing that. Nobody in this episode was really enjoyable, (except the commentators,) the parents actually believe in superstitions and lock their son out of their house beacuse of that, but the ending was the most unsatisfying ending ever. What will happen next? The parents obviously don't care. The sisters don't care here. How does Lincoln convince his sisters once and for all he's not bad luck, and live his life normally again? Dislikeable episode 0.5/10

DISHONORABLE MENTIONS

-THE GREEN HOUSE- Another torture Lincoln episode! Yay! More hate. Why on earth would those dumb kids come to Lincoln's house to play games, when they know Lincoln is seriously struggling to keep his house green? And everyone should know Lincoln now, having 10 sisters is extremely challenging to keep down their energy, but of course, Mrs. Johnson and his classmates doesn't care. Then, Lincoln completely destroys his house by tossing everything that uses energy out the window. The project is pretty dumb anyways. 3/10

-GET THE MESSAGE-

Lori, why? The worst treatment I've ever seen from an older sibling to a younger one (except Rodrick, of course.) It was so frustrating to see Lori shove Lincoln out the bathroom, punish him from accidentaly stumbling into her room, and make up rules to him. 3/10

-SLEUTH OR CONSEQUENCES- This one is not bad, just some sisters were unlikeable (by some, I mean all except Lily and Lucy.) Wedgies, calling names, pointing fingers and irritated voices made this episode's rating for me go down the toilet (hahahahaha I'll stop.) The ending was good though. 4/10

-THE LOUDEST YARD- Two people ruined this episode, (well maybe three, actually,) Rita, Lincoln and The Hazeltucky Hockers (I don't think I need to explain that one.) Rita, worst parent move you can ever do. Without your child giving any form of consent, you sign him up for a sport he doesn;t even know how to play, and you expect him to play. Lincoln's not even out of shape, I think he's healthy. But he was just acting super lazy this episode, which was out of charatcer for him. Of course, he makes his team lose too. 4/10

1. BRAWL IN THE FAMILY

Fighting. So much fighting. Also, parents are as useless as ever. Who the heck is scared of their own children? Not only that, where on earth did the sister fight protocol come from? It's useless. We saw that Lincoln is great at handling younger siblings (Baby Steps,) is there a problem with older ones? Also, the reasons the sisters started fighting were absolutely stupid and childish. Also also, another unsatisfying ending, but why were everyone arguing again? Wasn't it just Lynn, Lisa, Lola and Lana? Why did everyone else get involved? Were they trying to stop them? Then they're breaking their own Protocol. Which is hilariously stupid. Horrendous episode is all I can say. I can't think of any enjoyable parts in the episode, other than the beginning. 0.5/10

There you have it! Top 5 Worst and Best. I may do another one of these during the middle or by the end of Season 3. I aslo will probably do a ranking on the half hour episodes, after Tricked is released. If you want me to do reviews on any episode, I'll be happy to as well!