User blog:YoshiRocker13/Fanfiction - Rea-Loud-ty

Here is my 11th fanfiction. Hope you like it!

Special thanks goes to THELOUDHOUSEFANATIC and FirstDrellSpectre for story assistance, and AnimationFan15 for the title.

''It was Saturday afternoon, and all of the Loud siblings were outside in a new deluxe swimming pool. They bought one after their last one was destroyed. Everyone was having a lot of fun.''

Lynn: (squirts Lana with a pool noodle) Gotcha!

Lana: Ooh, you're gonna regret that!

(Lana chases Lynn around the pool)

Luan: Remember Leni, I'm Marco, and you're-

Leni: But I thought your name was Luan.

Luan: (facepalms) I give up.

Lily: (squirts out sunscreen) Poo-poo!

Lucy: (gets hit by the sunscreen) Well, I guess my work was done.

Lincoln: (lounging in the pool) Ahhh, nothing beats having a pool party out here at the Loud House. (to the viewer) You know, there's nothing better than having all this fun with your family, and that they can always enjoy each other's company, no matter what the consequences are.

(As the family continued to enjoy their pool party, a car was seen driving past the Royal Woods. Inside the car was a TV Director, who was writing something on his piece of paper. The TV Director's name was Brian Grayson)

Brian: Hmm... A show about a Cat chasing a Mouse? (scratches it) Nah, that would get too boring. Aha! How about a series about a Dog who goes and solves myst- (scratches it) Nah, that's too stupid. Ooooh! How about a series about a Sponge who lives in- (scratches it) Oh come on, Brian! Get yourself together! These people want to see REAL entertainment!

Car Driver: Ahhh, I'm sure you'll come up with something Brian. Look at how ARGGH! turned out.

Brian: Yeah, but I need something BETTER!

(Soon, Brian spots the Loud siblings playing in the pool, acting their normal ways. Suddenly, Brian smiles)

Brian: Park the car outside this house!

(The car stops outside the Loud House, and Brian hops out the car to knock on the door)

Lynn Sr.: (opens) Hello?

Brian: Greetings, my name is Brian Grayson, and I'm a TV Director.

Lynn Sr.: A TV Director?? Well, what do you need?

Brian: Could I see your kids?

Lynn Sr.: Uhh, sure. Kids! Someone's here to see you!

Luna: (calls to Lynn Sr.) Who?!

Lynn Sr.: A TV Director named Brian Grayson!

(After hearing his name, Lincoln suddenly became excited)

Lincoln: BE RIGHT BACK! (rushes off)

(After a while, Lincoln came out his room in his normal clothes, and ran straight downstairs to meet Brian)

Lincoln: Brian Grayson! I am such a big fan of your show ARGGH! (shakes his hand) The name's Lincoln, Lincoln Loud!

Brian: Well it's nice to meet you too Lincoln.

Lincoln: (still excited) So what are you doing here?

Brian: I'm here to tell you Lincoln, that I am very interested into making a TV show about you and your sisters!

(The sisters heard this from outside, then all rushed to their rooms as well. They all came downstairs and greeted Brian)

Sisters: Hi Brian~!

Brian: Why hello girls. It's nice to meet you all. May I know your names?

Lori: My name is Lori, and these are Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily. We heard something about you wanting to make a TV show based on us!

Brian: Indeed I am.

Lisa: But what made you decide to come to us for your idea?

Brian: I was watching you guys playing outside in your pool, and I thought you all would be the perfect cast for a new show I'm planning. The way you all interacted between one another seemed like the perfect idea.

Lola: Wow... A TV show, starring us?! This must be a dream!

Brian: Nope, this isn't a dream! I'm planning to make this show a big hit, and make all of you kids TV stars. Do you accept?

Siblings: Heck yes we do!

Brian: Excellent! (to Lynn Sr.) But first I'm going to need you to sign your signature.

Lynn Sr.: Uhh, okay.

(Brian shows him a huge pile of papers. Lynn Sr. groans, then starts signing the papers)

ONE WEEK LATER

(Brian was showing the Loud kids his filming studio)

Brian: (opens a door) And this will be the main filming room!

(The kids are amazed by the set pieces)

Leni: (gasps) Did you take pieces of our house?! Now our house is ruined!

Brian: No, we didn't. We always try to make exact replicas of real life locations that we can use for filming.

Leni: I still don't get it.

Lola: Uhh, just one more question. Do we get payed for doing this?

Brian: Of course you do! No one works for free.

Lori: (excited) We're literally going to be rich!

Lincoln: Hey Brian, thanks for showing us your filming studio! It looks really cool!

Brian: (rubs Lincoln's hair) I'm sure you guys will love it. Well, I'll see you all next week!

Siblings: Bye!

(The siblings exit the room)

ONE WEEK LATER

(Everyone was in the filming studio, getting ready to film their first episode)

Brian: Okay, everyone ready?

Siblings: Yes!

Brian: And... ACTION!

Lincoln: (to the camera) Ever wonder what it's like to grow up with ten sisters? Well, that's what I'm here to break down to you. (walks out of his 'room') Welcome to what I like to call: The Loud House.

(The camera pans to the other sisters doing their usual thing)

Lincoln: (to the camera) See what I mean? Surviving in a family as big as mine can be a very difficult challenge. (a soccer ball hits him) Ow!

Lynn: (rushes in) C'mon Lincoln! You were supposed to kick that soccer ball! (kicks her soccer ball off the camera's view, then runs off)

(Lincoln then covered his ears by the loud noise of Luna's music)

Luna: (plays her guitar) Friday nights are rockin'!

Lori: (spots Leni) Hey! Are you wearing my dress!

Leni: (lies) No?

(Lori and Leni start fighting over the dress)

Lucy: Hey Lincoln.

Lincoln: (jumps back) Ahh! Lucy, stop scaring me like that!

Lucy: I wish to show you a poem I just finished. (pulls out her poem) Family is, one in itself, my love is your love, your pain is my pain, my wealth is yourwealth, I promise to never leave you by yourself.

(A diaper is thrown at Lucy's head)

Lily: (giggles) Poo-poo!

Luan: (walks past) Hey Lucy, How does a poet sneeze? ''Haiku! (laughs)''

(Then, as Luan walked off the camera, she looked a bit upset)

Luan: (in her head) I can't believe I had to say a joke that I didn't even come up with...

Lana: (hopping with her frog) I'll make it to my room before you do! (giggles)

(The frog then lands in Lola's cup, then out into their room)

Lola: Eww! LANA! Your pet frog got into my tea cup!

Lana: Great, that means it'll have frog slime!

Lola: (growls) If that frog does that again, the next place HE'LL end up is in the graveyard!

(The two twins then started fighting, as Lisa passed them)

Lisa: Can you two keep it down? I'm too busy trying to study on my newest chemicals!

(Lincoln tries to sneak past them)

Lincoln: (to the viewer) See what I mean? Surviving in a family like this can be tough, but sometimes, in the end, it can turn out for the better.

(Lincoln then trips over Lana's mud pile)

Lincoln: (groans) I'm okay!

Brian: And CUT! That's a wrap folks! Let's get this to the editing team!

Luna: So when does this episode come out?

Brian: Well we still have to film a few more episodes and finish them before the actual premiere, which I think should be in about two months.

Siblings: TWO MONTHS?!

Brian: What? You expect us to release the episode right after their done? These have to go through a lot of people, you know.

Lisa: Hmm, he has got a good point.

Brian: Alright well you guys get some rest, tomorrow is when we film some more.

Lincoln: You got it, Brian.

(The siblings began to exit the room)

Brian: Oh wait! Luna! Can I speak to you for a minute?

Luna: Hm? Oh okay! You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up! (walks up to Brian) What's up, dude?

Brian: I was really impressed by the music you played during filming.

Luna: Gee, thanks!

Brian: In fact, if your music gets really good, I might consider you doing an album.

Luna: (sparkly eyes) A... An album?

Brian: Yeah, just give the public time to judge how they feel, and we'll think about it.

Luna: You got yourself a deal!

(Over the course of the next few weeks, the Loud siblings continued to act in their filming set for their upcoming show. Luna also was writing down songs for her to perform in the show. After a few weeks, everyone was back home, relaxing after a long week. Lincoln was on the couch, watching TV)

Announcer: And coming up next, it's the premiere of our new show, The Loud House!

Lincoln: (gasps) Guys! We're about to come on TV!

(Right after saying this, all the sisters were all sitting on the couch watching the TV. After watching the episode, all the siblings were cheering)

Lincoln: We were so awesome!

Lola: Yeah! We're gonna be famous!

Luna: And rich!

(Within the next few weeks, more episodes of the show were being released, as the show's views got higher and higher. One day, all the siblings were watching the news)

News Reporter: And in other news today, Brian Grayson's newest show, The Loud House, has just recently become the highest viewed show on the network. Each episode has had at least four million views on their premiere.

(After hearing this, the siblings could see that there were a lot of people crowded outside the house)

Luna: Dudes look! We have fans!

Luan: Maybe they want our autographs!

(The siblings exited the house, and were greeted with loud cheers)

Siblings: Hello fans!

(The fans all ran up to them)

Fan #1: You guys are so cool!

Fan #2: Yeah, you guys rock!

Lincoln: (writes his signature) Wow, what positive feedback!

Fan #3: Hey Luna! Can you sign my guitar?

Luna: You got it bro!

(Soon, more and more people were wanting autographs from the siblings. As the months passed, the money the siblings got only got bigger and bigger. At school, Lincoln was walking down the school hallway, as a bunch of kids were following him)

Kid #1: Lincoln! You're so cool!

Kid #2: Yeah! Your new show is awesome!

Lincoln: (turns around) Don't worry everyone, there's plenty of Lincoln for everyone.

(Lincoln walks past Chandler and his friends)

Chandler: Look at that loser, he stole my popularty! (holds a piece of mud) Well I'll show him who's the better kid around here.

(As Chandler tries to throw mud at Lincoln, he catches it)

Lincoln: Oh, I'm sorry, is this yours, Chandler?

(Lincoln throws the mud back at Chandler, as it hits him in the face. The kids cheer, as Chandler runs off. Soon, Lincoln was approached by a bunch of girls)

Girl #1: Lincoln, you're so brave!

Girl #2: Hey Linc, do you wanna go to the movies with me sometime?

Lincoln: Sorry ladies, but I've already got a girl, but you're all amazing too!

(The girls all squealed with excitement, as they all walked away)

Lincoln: (to the viewer) I'm really loving being this popular.

(Then, Flat Tire and Papa Wheelie approached Lincoln)

Flat Tire: Hey Lincoln, your new show was really cool.

Lincoln: Uhh, thanks guys!

Papa Wheelie: Hey, how'd you like to hang out with us after school?

Lincoln: Really? That would be cool!

Flat Tire: Great, see you after school.

(They all walked away. Back at the Loud House, Lori was in her room, which was filled with a bunch of expensive dresses)

Lori: Being rich is literally the best thing ever.

(Lori rings her bell, when Charles runs in with a cup of lemonade on his back. Lori takes it and drinks it, when she heard the doorbell ring)

Lori: Ugh, must I do everything myself?

(Lori heads downstairs and sees a letter near the door)

Lori: Hello, what's this?

(Lori takes the letter, and reads it)

Lori: (reads it) Dear Lori Loud, you have been invited to our most fanciest restaurant in the Royal Woods, and we would love to have your company. (gasps) It's almost impossible to get in! I have to call Bobby!

(At the Santiago house, Bobby was in his room, when his phone rang)

Bobby: (picks it up) Hello?

Lori: Hey Bobby-boo! I have some exciting news to tell you!

Bobby: What's up?

Lori: Guess what? Next week, we're literally going to the most fanciest restaurant ever!

Bobby: Whoa, really?

Lori: Yeah, I already bought myself this really good dress, and I think it's going to be so romantic!

Bobby: That sounds great babe, I'll be there tomorrow to pick you up.

(Bobby hangs up the phone. Meanwhile, Lisa was at her college, talking to her classmates)

Lisa: And that, is why, there is a possibility that there's more alternate universes than you think.

(The classmates all cheer for her)

Classmate #1: Awesome, Lisa!

Lisa: Hmm, I've never recieved this much praise for my studies.

(The teacher hands Lisa a badge)

Teacher: Great job Lisa!

Lisa: But I do this all the time.

Teacher: It's called respect.

(Lisa looks confused. Lynn was sitting at a Football game, when someone in the front seats spotted her)

Football Fan: Hey look! It's that sporty kid from that new show!

(All the people cheered for Lynn, but the football players at first thought they were cheering for THEM, not Lynn)

Football Fan: Here's the front row seats!

(They all crowd surf Lynn towards the front row seats)

Lynn: Wow, this is sweet! Thanks everyone!

(The football players were all shocked when they saw Lynn)

Football Player #1: Hey, isn't that the sporty chick from that new TV show?

Football Player #2: I think so! Aw dude, she's like, my fave character!

Football Player #1: I think I've got an idea boys.

(During a break, Lynn was outside a bathroom. She was about to enter, when one of the football players approached her)

Football Player #1: Hey there, Lynn.

Lynn: (notices him) Huh? How did you know my name?

Football Player #1: How do I know your name?! You're the sporty kid from The Loud House!

Lynn: Oh yeah! (laughs) How could I forget?

Football Player #1: And you know, it's such an honor to meet such a big TV star. Say, do you actually know how to play Football?

Lynn: Heck yes I do! Football rules!

Football Player #1: Well, how'd you like to play on our football team?

Lynn: (gasps) Really? You want ME, to join YOUR football team?!

Football Player #1: Yep. You could be both a TV star and a famous Football player.

Lynn: (shakes his hand) Deal!

Football Player #1: Great! We did lose a player in our last quarter.

Lynn: What?!

Football Player #1: As an injury, not death!

Lynn: Phew, okay good. Well sure, I'd love to fill in!

Football Player #1: Great, let's go!

(On the football field, Lynn was scoring a bunch of points for her team. When her team won, the entire crowd went wild)

Lynn: Touchdown! Wooo-hooo!

Announcer: THEY'VE WON THE GAME!

(The crowd continues to cheer for the team, but mostly for Lynn)

Football Player #1: Awesome, Lynn!

Football Player #2: Yeah, let's go celebrate!

Lynn: Let's do it!

(The team carried Lynn off the Football field. Meanwhile, Lucy was walking down the pathway, when a group of Gothic girls saw her)

Goth Girl #1: Say, isn't that the Goth girl from that new TV show?

Goth Girl #2: Yes, I think she is.

Goth Girl #3: I heard she's a really good poet.

Goth Girl #1: Well maybe we should ask her to join our Poet club.

(They all approach Lucy)

Goth Girl #1: Hey, are you Lucy Loud from that new TV show?

Lucy: Correct.

Goth Girl #2: We've seen you in the show, and we think you are a really good poet writer.

Lucy: Thank you.

Goth Girl #3: So we're here to ask if you would like to join our Poet group?

Lucy: You're not doing this so you can get more popular, are you?

Goth Girl #1: Oh no, we really think your poet skills are amazing.

Lucy: Well then, I accept. If I had a heart, I'd be leaping with joy.

Goth Girl #2: C'mon, let's go to our club.

(They entered a room at the school)

Goth Girl #3: This is our club, the Elite Poet Club.

(All the other members greeted Lucy with excitement)

Lucy: I'm really looking forward to being here.

(Meanwhile, Luan was at a park, sitting on a park bench with her friends)

Luan: So that's how we got hired to be in the new show!

Friend #1: Wow, that's really cool!

Friend #2: It must be really cool to be a TV star.

Luan: (looks down) Well, sort of. The only thing I don't like is that I can't say my own jokes! I have to read the ones the writers say...

Friend #1: Really? That sucks.

(Both the friends smiled after Luan said this)

Luan: I mean, my jokes can be really funny! Like this one. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? ''A tuba toothpaste! (laughs)''

(Both the friends laughed at this)

Luan: Wow, you guys found that joke funny?

Friend #1: Yeah! You're like, a comedy genius!

Luan: Really? Wow, thanks guys! Ooh! Ooh! How about this one? What do you call cheese that isn't yours? ''Nacho Cheese! (laughs)''

(The two friends laughed again)

Luan: Or this one! Where do pencils go for vacation? ''Pencil-vania! (laughs)''

(All the girls continued to laugh. Meanwhile, Lola was outside the house putting up a sign for autographs)

Lola: Our show is so famous, and I bet I'm the most popular character!

(Lola waits outside the house for anyone to notice her and want her autograph, but no one showed up)

Lola: (losing her patience) Where IS everyone?!

(Lana was laughing at her while sitting on the steps)

Lana: Someone's clearly gotta learn patience. (drinks her cup of orange juice)

Lola: Ugh! Shouldn't you be playing in mud right now?!

Lana: Mud? (laughs) Famous people like me don't need that kind of muck, when you can just get tons of money and become famous!

(Lola rolled her eyes, then looked away from Lana. Soon, she noticed a crowd walking towards her)

Lola: Aha! Here come my beautiful fans!

(The crowd walked past Lola, and all came up to Lana)

Fan #1: Look, it's the messy one!

Fan #2: She's so cute!

Lana: Well what did I tell ya Lola? I'm famous!

(Lana began to sign autographs, making Lola very jealous)

Lola: EXCUSE ME! But I should be getting some love too. After all, I AM the most popular character.

(The crowd stares at her for a bit, then go right back to wanting autographs of Lana)

Lola: Hey! What's the big idea?!

Fan #2: Uhh, why would we want autographs from you? You're like, really mean in the show.

Lola: Mean? MEAN?! I'm at least much nicer compared to how I am in real life!

(The crowd stared at her shockingly, then they started to boo at Lola)

Fan #1: You're a mean girl!

(Lola shook in frustration, then she stormed off. Soon, once the crowd left, Lana's friends came up to her)

Friend #1: Hey Lana! You ready to go dip into a mud puddle?

Lana: Umm, why the heck would I want to play in the mud? I'm a celebrity! Not a six year old.

Friend #2: Uhh, but you ARE six years old.

Lana: Whatever. You guys don't get that once you become really famous, you gotta stay clean. (drinks her orange juice) Then you'd get a lot more praise. Famous people don't go playing in mud, it sounds stupid for them.

(Lana's friends walk away in frustration. Meanwhile, Leni was at the mall, shopping for some clothes)

Leni: (comparing two dresses) Hmm, I wonder which one would seem nicer.

(Two rich spoiled girls were walking past her)

Rich Girl #1: Hey, isn't that the dumb blonde from that new TV show?

Rich Girl #2: Yes! She's like, super funny in that show.

Rich Girl #1: (smiles) Hmmmm. Y'know, I bet we could get her into the good life, because I think any famous girl like her deserves that kind of stuff.

Rich Girl #2: Totes!

(The girls walk up to Leni)

Rich Girl #1: Hi!

Leni: Hm? Oh, hello!

Rich Girl #2: Are you Leni Loud from that show called The Loud House?

Leni: Like, yeah I am!

Rich Girl #1: We've seen how you design your dresses in the show, and we think they're like, totally awesome.

Leni: Thanks! No one's ever said anything nice about my dresses before!

Rich Girl #2: So how does it feel to be rich?

Leni: Fun! I get to buy like, all of the cute dresses around here!

Rich Girl #1: You ever bought any of the expensive ones?

Leni: Expensive ones?

Rich Girl #2: Like those ones over there.

(She points to a store that contains a lot of beautiful dresses. Leni's eyes begin to sparkle)

Leni: They look so BEAUTIFUL!!!

Rich Girl #1: Then why don't you go and buy it?

(Just as Leni was about to grab a dress, another girl grabbed it the same time as her)

Leni: Oh, I'm sorry, did you touch it first?

(The two girls facepalm)

Rich Girl #1: What are you doing?!

Rich Girl #2: Are you going to let her take it for herself?!

Leni: Well she DID touch it first.

Rich Girl #1: Well maybe if you give the Cashier more money than her, he'll give YOU the dress instead!

Leni: Ooh!

Cashier: Excuse me, but which of you are buying this dress?

Girl: I am! I got it first!

Cashier: The dress costs $1,000, how much you got?

Girl: I have just the amount!

Leni: Well... uhh...

(The two girls cross their arms)

Leni: (smiles) Well, I have more money! I can pay you $2,000!

Cashier: (snatches the money) DEAL!

(The Cashier gives the dress to Leni, and the other girl runs away crying)

Leni: (hugs the dress) Yay!

(The two girls grin)

Rich Girl #1: Nice job, girl.

Rich Girl #2: Yeah, let's go get lunch.

(They went to go and eat at a Cafe)

Leni: Wow, this place is really nice!

Rich Girl #1: See Leni? This is what it's like to be in the rich life.

Leni: It's so much fun! I wonder what else I could do now that I'm rich...

(Leni notices the waiter walking around the room, then she grins)

Leni: Hey waiter!

(The waiter approaches her)

Waiter: Y-Y-Yes?

Leni: Give me something to eat from the menu! And STAT! I'm a rich girl not wanting to waste time!

(The waiter runs off-screen, then the two girls grin again. Meanwhile, Luna was at a recording booth finishing a new song she wrote)

Luna: And done!

Brian: Yes! That's the kind of music I love! Great job Luna! We'll get these copies printed once their published!

Luna: (smiles) Sometimes it feels great to be a composer.

(Luna walks out of the recording booth)

Brian: Oh, and here's a free copy for you Luna, I figured you earned it.

Luna: Wow! Thanks Brian!

(When Luna exited the building, her friend Tabby meets up with her)

Tabby: 'Ello Luna, haven't seen you in a while.

Luna: Hey Tab, what's going on dude?

Tabby: I heard you were starring in a TV show now.

Luna: What you say is true, dude! And even better, I'm the composer of the show!

Tabby: Whoa, that's wicked!

Luna: Here, listen to one of my songs!

(Luna handed Tabby her phone, and Tabby began to listen to one of Luna's songs. After hearing it, Tabby looks very heartbroken)

Tabby: Luna, I hope you realized that you said some quite harsh things in that song.

Luna: Yeah, so?

Tabby: Are you sure your albums will sell well? I think that song sounded horrible, in a mean way.

Luna: (scratches Tabby's hair) You worry too much, dude. I'm famous, so I can get money for anything I perform!

(Tabby began to look worried. Meanwhile, back at school, it was the end of the day, and Lincoln was walking down the hallway towards the door with Clyde and Ronnie Anne)

Lincoln: Ahh, what a great day at school, huh guys?

Clyde: I'm sure it was great for you, but I overheard you're hanging out with Papa Wheelie and Flat Tire after school.

Lincoln: Indeed I am.

Clyde: But I thought you and I were suppose to head to Gus' Games and Grub after school!

Lincoln: Oh, see I'd love to Clyde, but big stars like me get to hang out with the good guys, so maybe another time.

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln, those guys are total jerks. I don't think they'd want to hang out with you as a friend.

Lincoln: Pfft, you don't even know about that, Ronnie Anne.

Papa Wheelie: Hey Lincoln! Let's move it!

Lincoln: Coming! See ya guys!

(Lincoln ran outside the school, as Clyde and Ronnie Anne began to have worried looks)

Clyde: I can't believe he's hanging out with them instead of me!

Ronnie Anne: It's probably got to do with that TV show he's been in! Why else would he be acting like a total jerk?!

(The boys arrived at Flip's Food & Fuel)

Flat Tire: Hey Lincoln, you go inside and get the drinks, we'll stay out here.

Lincoln: What for?

Papa Wheelie: Uhh, we're gotta go to the bathroom.

Lincoln: Okay?

(Lincoln walked into the store)

Lincoln: Flip! Good afternoon, my man!

Flip: What? Lincoln Loud?! Well, I'm looking at a small TV star down here! I haven't seen you since you tried to become an intern at my store!

Lincoln: I'll take three drinks please?

Flip: Three?! Wow, someone must be thirsty! (hands him three cups of smoothies) Here you go!

Lincoln: How much will that be?

Flip: Well, they're normally about $3 per cup. But hey! You're a big star! So I'll reduce the cost down to ONLY $3!

Lincoln: Really? Wow! Thanks!

(Lincoln hands Flip $3, then exits the store)

Lincoln: Here you go!

Papa Wheelie: Sweet! Smoothies! Thanks, Linc.

(The three drank their smoothies)

Lincoln: (to the viewer) I gotta tell ya, being this rich always comes with it's perks. (drinks his smoothie)

(Over the next few days, the Louds continued to act their normal ways with all the money that they had. Luna's albums sold over thousands of copies, Lynn's become a famous football player, Leni's become a spoiled rich girl, and Lincoln has continulously turned down hanging out with Clyde and Ronnie Anne to hang out with Flat Tire and Papa Wheelie. One day, Lisa had arrived at her college, and was preparing yet another speech for her class)

Lisa: Today everyone, I'd like to-

(The classmates began to cheer. Lisa looked confused)

Lisa: Ahem, anyway. As I was saying-

(The classmates cheered for her again)

Lisa: Excuse me? But I haven't even started yet.

(The classmates continued to cheer)

Lisa: Alright, what on earth is going on?

Classmate: You rock, Lisa!

Lisa: Did they really like my speech yesterday?

(Lisa began to think about her past speeches, which didn't have as much praise as they did now)

Lisa: Wait... You only like my speech because I'm so popular, correct?

(The classmates all looked nervous)

Classmates: No...?

Lisa: (deadpanned) Of course you are. (angry) Dang it! I thought what I said might have been something special!

Classmates: You are special!

Lisa: Yeah, but special about my interest. (sighs)

(Meanwhile, Lucy was at her Poet club, and they were all writing on sheets of paper)

Lucy: I am wondering if she should fall in love with a werewolf or a vampire.

(Haiku walks past the room, but comes back when she spots Lucy)

Haiku: Lucy? You're in THIS group?

Lucy: Yes, apparently I am.

Haiku: Isn't this the most popular poet club at the school?

Lucy: Correct.

Haiku: Lucy, you should get me into the group! You're my friend, so you should invite me to join.

Lucy: I would, except I don't think someone like you is worth it.

Haiku: What?

Lucy: In case you didn't notice, this whole group is popular to the school, and I'm popular in general. I only allow popular people to join. I don't think you're that popular enough.

Haiku: Oh... (looks down sadly) I understand...

(Haiku walks away sadly. Meanwhile, Lana's friends were playing in the mud, when Lana showed up)

Lana: Hey guys! You playing around in the mud?

Friend #1: Yeah?

Lana: That's real low. We don't do things like that.

Friend #2: You know, just because you're famous doesn't mean you CAN'T have fun!

Lana: The only thing more fun is having so much cash! I can buy whatever my heart desires!

(Lana's friends were finally fed up with her behavior, that they walked away)

Lana: Hey! Where are you going?!

Friend #2: We're not gonna hang out with boring snobs like you!

Lana: C'mon! I'm sorry!

(The two friends walk away, leaving Lana to feel guilty by how she's been acting. Later, at the park, Luan was sitting on the park bench, waiting for her friends to show up)

Luan: I wonder when those two will get here. I have a whole line of jokes to tell them!

(Luan decided to look around for a bit, to see if she could find them. Then, she could hear them talking behind a bush. She was about to interrupt, when she realized they were talking about her, so she stayed behind the bush)

Friend #1: Ugh, how much longer do we have to put up with Luan's terrible jokes?

Friend #2: I know! And the worst part is, we actually HAVE to laugh!

Friend #1: Yeah, because as we all know, not laughing at a celebrity's humor is insulting.

Luan: (in her head) But finding my jokes terrible is more insulting than that...

(Luan walks away sadly. Meanwhile, Lynn was once again sitting on the best seats during the football game. Her fellow football players waved to her, as she waved back. Soon, Polly Pain came into the crowd, and noticed Lynn sitting at the front)

Polly: Hi Lynn!

Lynn: Hey, what's up?

Polly: I had no idea you could get front row seats! That's almost rare!

Lynn: Yeah, you get this cool stuff when you're famous. I even got to play with the Football team.

Polly: Really?!

Lynn: Yeah. Sometimes I have to fill in for other players, but I mostly get to sit back and watch these games from up close!

Polly: Yay! (sits down) This should be fun!

Lynn: Umm, what are you doing?

Polly: What? I'm sitting next to you.

Lynn: You didn't get these sits, Polly, I did.

Polly: But can't you at least let me get front row seats?

Lynn: I would, but these seats are for special people. Plus, you gotta pay like, thousands of bucks for these seats.

Polly: That's a little rude.

Lynn: Not as rude as you just immediately assuming you can get these seats.

(After Lynn says this, Polly sighs, and goes to find another seat to sit at. That night, Lori was waiting outside the restaurant, which was called The Pearl)

Lori: Ugh, where is Bobby? I've literally been here for about 10 minutes now!

(Soon, Bobby showed up in his car)

Bobby: (jumps out) Babe! (pants) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in-

Lori: (points at his clothes) What the heck is that?!

Bobby: What? (looks down) My clothes? Babe, I always wear this when we go out.

Lori: Yeah, well guess what? This is a fancy restaurant, and they won't expect stupid clothes like that! Now go and get something fancier to wear!

Bobby: (sighs) Fine.

(Bobby gets back into the car and drives away. Later, he showed up again wearing a much nicer tuxedo)

Lori: (grins) Much better. Now let's go.

(Lori headed inside the restaurant, with Bobby following in an embarrassed way. After they found a table, they sat down and looked at the menu)

Lori: Hmm, I think a nice salad would be wonderful!

Bobby: But I really wanted the-

Lori: We're not going to eat anything else! Just this beautiful salad! You gotta act fancy you know.

(Bobby rolled his eyes, then the waiter showed up)

Lori: We'll take the salad.

Waiter: Yes, madam.

(The waiter walks away)

Lori: (rests back) Ahh, it's good to be respected. Bobby? Can you get me a drink?

Bobby: But the stand's right there.

Lori: Well, I'm too relaxed to move, so go do it for me.

(Bobby groans in frustration, then he goes to get Lori a drink. When he walks back, he accidentally slips on the wet floor, spilling the drink on himself)

Lori: (gasps) Boo-Boo Bear!

Bobby: Don't worry babe, I'm-

Lori: You ruined your clothes! Go home and change them!

Bobby: Can't I just wipe it off?

Lori: No! You'll have a stupid stain on it! We'll get kicked out if they see that! Now go and change!

(Bobby stood up in anger)

Bobby: Yeah, I'll go home. But I'm not coming back!

(Bobby storms off, as Lori chases after him)

Lori: Where are you going?!

Bobby: Babe, I'm sick of the way your acting! Ever since your new show started, you've been forcing me to wear these very tight clothes and get you things you could easily get yourself! Unless you can change your behavior, I don't think I want to see you again.

Lori: (teary eyed) Are you breaking up with me?!

Bobby: I'm not breaking up with you, but I'm NOT going to put up with that behavior! That's not the Lori I know and love!

(Bobby gets into his car and drives off. After Bobby drove off, Lori broke down into tears)

Lori: (wipes her eyes) He's right! (sniffs) I have been selfish!

(Lori decided to walk home, with tears still going down her cheeks)

THE NEXT DAY

(At the School, Lincoln was walking down the hallway while smiling. Then, he noticed a big group of kids surrounding Clyde)

Lincoln: What the? Clyde? Who are all these guys?

Clyde: Oh, hey Linc! These are all my new friends.

Lincoln: New friends? How did you get all of these guys?

Clyde: Well, let's just say it might have something to do with your popularity.

Lincoln: (glares) What are you talking about?

Clyde: I told everyone I was friends with you, and then boom! I had all these guys wanting to be my friend!

Lincoln: B-But I'm your best friend!

Clyde: Would a best friend act like a snob?

Lincoln: A snob?!

(The kids continued to surround Clyde, leaving Lincoln to walk away)

Lincoln: Have I really been a snob?

(Lincoln walks past Rusty)

Lincoln: R-Rusty! Tell me! Have I become a snob?!

Rusty: W-Well, uhh...

(Then, Polly showed up behind Rusty)

Polly: Rusty! What are you doing with him?!

Rusty: Lincoln's my friend!

(Polly starts to pull him away)

Polly: Nu-uh! There's no way I'm letting that snob be a bad influence on you! I've already had to put up with one!

Lincoln: Rusty, wait!

(After they left, Lincoln looked down and began to feel a bit guilty. Then, he heard talking from the bathroom. He put his ear against the door and could hear Papa Wheelie and Flat Tire talking)

Flat Tire: Dude! I can't believe our trick actually worked!

Papa Wheelie: I know. We totally tricked that dork Lincoln into getting us free stuff! Like we'd ever want to be friends with that dork.

Flat Tire: You think he'll find out we're doing this?

Papa Wheelie: Hey, he was too dumb to notice we were tricking him, I doubt he'll find out.

(Lincoln becomes shocked after hearing this)

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne was right! They WERE using me! And I kept on turning down my REAL friends!

(Ronnie Anne is seen walking by the hallway)

Lincoln: (notices Ronnie Anne) Ronnie Anne! (runs up to her) Tell me! Do you really think I'm a snob?!

Ronnie Anne: (glares at him) If a snob qualifies as not listening to your friends or not willing to hang out with them, then I would believe so.

Lincoln: You were right! They WERE trying to use me! I should've listened to you! I'm so sorry!

Ronnie Anne: How should I trust you? You've been acting like a snob ever since that stupid TV show of yours came out.

(Ronnie Anne begins to walk away)

Ronnie Anne: By the way, I thought you were my secret boyfriend. Now? You're just a 'walking coupon'.

(She leaves the area, leaving Lincoln to feel guilty by what's happened to him)

Lincoln: (sighs) Well, you did it Lincoln. You became famous, and now you've lost your best friend and girlfriend. I can only imagine what it's doing to-

(Lincoln suddenly popped his head up, with a worried look)

Lincoln: Oh no... What if it's causing my other sisters problems?!

(Lincoln ran past the room Lucy and her other members were in, to which he steps back and sees her)

Lincoln: Lucy! (runs up to her) Oh please tell me nothing's happened to you too!

Lucy: My popularity has helped me get into this club. If I had a heart, I would've been so excited.

Lincoln: (facepalms) Dang it!

Haiku: And she wouldn't even accept me into the club.

Lincoln: She did what?!

Haiku: I've never felt so much pain since I realized I could never date Dracula.

Lincoln: (to Lucy) Lucy! Rejecting your own friend?! Now that's low even for you!

Lucy: Hey, you did the same thing to your friends too.

Lincoln: (gasps) You gotta stop! You're hurting your friends' feelings!

Lucy: Nothing hurts me more than losing this club.

Lincoln: (shocked) It's that TV show! It's changed you!

Lucy: Please, I'm fine.

(Lincoln looks on with shock in his eyes. At the end of the day, Lincoln started running down the footpath. On his way, he bumped into Lynn)

Lincoln: Oof! Sorry Lynn!

Lynn: Hey! Watch it! You wanna get my clothes dirty?!

Lincoln: What?! But you never mind getting your cloth-! (realizes) No... Don't tell me this whole TV show thing has affected you too!

Lynn: If you mean a good way, then yeah it did! I got to play with BIG Football players, and I get the best seats at the Football games!

Lincoln: Stop doing that! You might start hurting your friends' feelings!

(Suddenly, Lincoln had a flashback of when Polly was pulling Rusty away from him)

Polly: ''Nu-uh! There's no way I'm letting that snob be a bad influence on you! I've already had to put up with one!''

(The flashback ends, and Lincoln becomes shocked)

Lincoln: You were acting selfish to Polly Pain, weren't you?!

Lynn: No I wasn't! I only said she couldn't sit at the front row seats!

Lincoln: But she's your friend! You can pay for her to sit there!

Lynn: No way! My money is precious!

Lincoln: (heartbroken) I can't believe you prefer money over your friends...

(Lincoln ran off. When he reached the Loud house, he noticed Luna was selling her albums to many people)

Lincoln: Luna! Please tell me you're still normal!

Luna: Yeah, bro! I'm still the same musical-lovin' girl you know!

Lincoln: You haven't done anything selfish, have you?

Luna: Nah, I'm just sellin' some albums! They've sold thousands!

Tabby: (walked up to them) And I'm not happy about that.

Lincoln: What do you mean, Tabby?

Tabby: Lincoln, her songs are so insulting! She kept going on and on about how she's the best singer, and she sounds like she's even insulting her friends! Including me!

Lincoln: Luna Loud! How could you do that?!

Luna: Oh relax bro, it's not like they're TRYING to hurt someone!

Tabby: (teary eyed) Well they did, and I won't accept it!

(Tabby runs off crying)

Lincoln: Tabby! Come back! (to Luna) I hope you're happy now!

Voice: Well she might be, but I sure ain't, mate.

(Luna looked to her left, and saw Mick Swagger standing beside her with his arms crossed)

Luna: (gasps) Mick Swagger?! Bro! You're my biggest rockstar!

Mick: I appreciate the positive feedback mate, but I'm not quite pleased with how your songs have been doing.

Luna: What, is it because they're so 'insulting'?

Mick: Yes! That's why I'm not happy, mate. Let me give you some advice. If you're going to write a song, it has to be from your heart. I learnt this when I was your age, and it took me quite a while to get used to it. People will find you a better singer if your songs are from your heart.

Luna: Nah! What's the point anyway when everyone's buying my albums! They're selling like crazy!

Mick: Mate, you should take my advice! How about I help you write some new songs?

Luna: Nah, forget about it. My songs are totally rockin'! If the people love 'em, why bother changing it?

(Luna continues to sell more of her albums. Mick looks very angry, but instead of trying to reason anymore with Luna, he begins to walk away)

Mick: I hope you learn from this someday.

(Mick continues walking down the footpath)

Lincoln: Luna! You just turned down Mick Swagger's advice! He's the one that made you realize you were meant to be a rockstar!

Luna: And it payed off! Look at how many albums I'm selling!

Lincoln: Luna! Please! This isn't like you!

Luna: What, the performances? Get real, dude.

(Lincoln felt more heartbroken than he already was. Small tears began to form into his eyes, as he walked inside the house)

Lincoln: What is happening to my family?! They've gone nuts!

(Lily tugged on Lincoln's pants)

Lincoln: Well, except for you Lily. You're just a baby.

(Lincoln then heard loud talking coming from Lori and Leni's bedroom. He rushes upstairs to see what happened. There, he found Leni, who was wearing a beautiful dress and talking on the phone)

Leni: I specifically told you that I wanted the blue one! Not the pink one! What are you, five?!

Lincoln: Leni! What are you doing?!

Leni: (to Lincoln) Shush, Lincoln! (on her phone) No, not the small one! Read your mind!

Lincoln: Leni, please tell me you haven't turned into a snob too!

Leni: (sighs) Hold on. (covers her phone, then speaks to Lincoln) Look, what do you want, Lincoln?!

Lincoln: You need to tell me! Did having all of this money affect you too!

Leni: (scoffs) No way! It didn't affect my new friends, so why should it affect me!

Lincoln: N-New friends? What kind of new friends?!

Leni: Rich, into dresses, love passion, that kinda stuff.

Lincoln: (terrified) No... Leni! Those girls are being bad influences on you!

Leni: As if! Now go away! I need to make this phone call! (talks back on the phone) Yeah, what about the dress?! What?! Too expensive?! I'm a famous TV star! Can't you make it cheaper?!

Lincoln: (grabs her arm) Leni! Please! I don't want the family to break apart!

Guy on the Phone: Sorry, but I'm not reducing the price!

(This makes Leni angry, that she stands up very quickly, and throws a fit. This causes her to accidentally punch Lincoln in the face, as he falls outside her room and on the floor. Leni is blinded by her phone call to see that she went too far. Lincoln's tears flowed freely, as he though his family wasn't the same it use to be)

Lincoln: (voice breaks) You're not the same sister I know... My family is falling apart... And I was almost apart of it...

''(Leni slammed her door shut. It finally hit to Lincoln that his family was no longer the same, and that everyone had become snobs. Finally, Lincoln broke down into tears. He lost both his friends and possibly his family.

Lincoln: (between his tears) That stupid TV show, ruined everything!

(Outside, Lori was walking towards the house. She was talking to Bobby on her phone)

Lori: Look, I promise I'm over being such a snob. I think's it been ruining things for both you and me.

Bobby: (on the phone) Well I'm glad you realized your errors babe. I'll totally see you again.

Lori: Yay!

(Lori hangs up her phone, then heads inside the house. Her happiness was interrupted when she saw Lincoln upstairs crying)

Lori: Lincoln?

(Lincoln saw Lori, but cowered in fear)

Lincoln: What?! Are you gonna be a snob too?! I've been putting up with too much of that! (continues crying)

(Lori went upstairs, kneeled down to Lincoln's height, then she wrapped him in a gentle hug)

Lori: It's okay, Linc. Tell me what's been bothering you.

Lincoln: (between his tears) I-I-I've been acting like a snob at school thanks to the new TV show! And now, I've been used, I've lost my best friends, and now it's affecting everyone in the family too! Luna's become a snob, Leni's become a snob, Lynn's become a snob, everyone's become a snob! And it's hurting their friends! I just want everything to go back to normal!

Luan: (comes up from behind Lori) I understand how you feel.

Lincoln: Y-You do?

Lana: (appears next to Lincoln) Yeah! I've lost my friends thanks to my behavior as well!

Lisa: (appears next to Lana) And it seemed like we're only praised for being famous in the first place.

Lola: (comes out her room) She's right, Lincoln! We've become snobs, and we're sick of it!

Lincoln: R-Really?

Lori: Yeah. It almost caused me to lose my Boo-Boo Bear.

Luan: And now my friends only laugh at my jokes just because not laughing would be an insult to a TV star.

Lincoln: So I guess we've all suffered the same problem?

Lana: Yeah. I think so.

Lincoln: (rubs his eyes) I just want things to go back to normal...

Luan: And that's what we're going to do!

Lincoln: But how?

Lori: You gotta make it up to your friends. Try doing something to show them you've made up for your mistakes.

Luan: Yeah! I'm gonna go and tell my friends how I feel, then maybe we could work things out.

Lola: Well since I haven't caused any harm, I'm just going to try and not get so much attention and brag about it.

Lisa: And I won't be going back to College unless my classmates want me for my science logic and only that.

Lana: And I gotta go and apologize to my friends, by showing them I still love doing what I do best!

Lincoln: (wipes his eyes) You know what? You guys are right. (stands up) We gotta solve our problems.

(The five sisters all hug Lincoln)

Lori: We're in this together.

Luan: But what do you think will happen to everyone else?

Lori: Let's just fix our issues first, then we'll help the others.

Lincoln, Luan, Lola, Lana, & Lisa: Done!

(The phone rings, then Lisa goes to answer it)

Lisa: You've reached the Loud House, this is Lisa Loud speaking.

Teacher: (on the phone) Hello Lisa, it's your teacher here. I'm just calling to ask when you'll be coming in for your next College speech?

Lisa: Not for a while.

Teacher: Why?

Lisa: Because I've discovered that the only reason why I got so much love for my speech was only because I was a famous person seen on a TV show. Am I right?

Teacher: (sarcastically) What?! No way! (silence) Okay maybe.

Lisa: Exactly.

(Lisa hangs up the phone)

Lisa: There goes my problem.

(Lana's friends were sitting against a tree)

Friend #1: Man, I can't believe Lana changed.

Friend #2: I know. I really miss how she would always bring her reptiles with her.

Friend #1: Or when she would always start a mud fight.

(Suddenly, mud is thrown at their faces)

Friend #1: Huh? Who did that?

(The friends look over and see Lana laughing at them)

Lana: Looks like I got you guys first!

Friend #2: Lana? I thought-

Lana: (crosses her arms) Yeah, but I got over all of that. I let all that money get in the way of what matters as much as my family, and that's you guys! My best friends!

(Lana throws more mud at them. The friends proceed to join her, while having a lot of fun. Meanwhile, Luan was at the park, while looking for her friends)

Luan: I wonder if they're around here.

(Luan then spots her friends sitting on the park bench)

Friend #1: Oh look, here comes Luan. Try to act how we did before.

Luan: Hey guys.

Friend #2: Uhh, hey Luan! You ready to tell us more of those darn funny jokes?

Luan: No.

(The two friends were shocked)

Friend #1: Why not?

Luan: Because I found out the only reason why you guys laugh at my jokes is because, according to you two, not laughing at a celebrity's humor is insulting. So that means you guys never found my jokes funny.

(Luan looks a little upset, making her two friends feel guilty)

Friend #1: Oh my gosh... I'm really sorry Luan.

Friend #2: Yeah, me too.

Luan: I know. It's just, even if I'm a TV star, I'm still your friend, and you shouldn't treat me like a celebrity.

Friend #2: I never felt that way.

Luan: If you really don't like my jokes, that's fine. Just don't treat me like a big Tv star. I'm still your friend!

Friend #1: Yeah! You're right!

Luan: Why don't we go get some ice cream? They're really ice! (laughs)

Friend #1: (laughs) Okay, that one was actually kinda funny.

(At the School, Clyde was heading down the hallway with a smile on his face. Then, Lincoln ran up to him and began walking with him)

Lincoln: Hey Clyde.

Clyde: Oh... (crosses his arms) Hey Lincoln.

Lincoln: What are you doing?

Clyde: Oh, I'm about to go hang out with my new friends.

Lincoln: You mean your fake friends?

Clyde: What do you mean by, fake?

Lincoln: Come with me.

(Lincoln and Clyde peek their heads through the window at the Lunch Table. All of Clyde's friends were talking)

Classmate #1: Man, Lincoln being a star must be awesome.

Classmate #3: Yeah, except for that friend of his. What was he called? Oh yeah, the "Friend of the Star".

Clyde: Wait, are they talking about me?

Classmate #1: I know right? You really think I'd be actual friends with that guy? The only good thing about him is he has Lincoln as a famous friend. We'll use this fool as long as his pal is famous. He won't even notice!

(Clyde looked down in sorrow)

Clyde: I can't believe that's the only reason they hang out with me. Just because I'm friends with you... They don't even know my name.

Lincoln: Exactly. They don't see you as a friend, they only see you as someone they can use because his friend is so famous. I would never do that to you Clyde, and I'm really sorry I let my snobish attitude get the best of me.

(Clyde smiles, then hugs Lincoln)

Clyde: Linc, you're pretty much the only friend I have.

Lincoln: Thanks Clyde. (stops hugging him) Now if you excuse me, I have a few 'friends' I need to teach a lesson.

(At Flip's Food & Fuel, Papa Wheelie and Flat Tire were waiting for Lincoln)

Flat Tire: Where the heck is Lincoln?

Papa Wheelie: Yeah! We need those cheap smoothies!

Flip: (sees them) Hey! Why are you two standing outside my store!

Papa Wheelie: Uhh... No reason!

Flip: (glares) You're here for a smoothie, aren't you.

Flat Tire: Uhh, no?

Flip: That tone of voice can't fool me this time!

Papa Wheelie: Uhh...

(Suddenly, the two spot Lincoln)

Papa Wheelie: Ah! Lincoln! Get over here!

(Lincoln walks over to them, with his arms crossed)

Papa Wheelie: Can you buy the drinks for us? We uhh... Need to go to the toilet!

Lincoln: Ohh, I would, except I forgot to bring my wallet!

Flat Tire: What?!

Lincoln: Guess you guys will have to pay for it.

Flip: In that case, that's six dollars!

Papa Wheelie: SIX?! I thought it was three!

Flip: Yeah well you guys aren't big stars like Lincoln.

Flat Tire: But he's right there!

Lincoln: Oh, I'm not in the mood for a drink right now.

Papa Wheelie: What?!

Flip: If you want a drink, then cough up the money!

Papa Wheelie: No way! Lincoln! Come on! You have to have SOMETHING!

Lincoln: Even if I did have money, I'd only offer money to my REAL FRIENDS.

(Flat Tire and Papa Wheelie both gasp)

Flat Tire: But we ARE your real friends!

Lincoln: Are you? Or are you just trying to use me?

(The two then began to shake nervously, then run away screaming)

Flat Tire: HE CAN READ OUR MINDS!

(Lincoln and Flip laugh)

Lincoln: Thanks for helping me out, Flip.

Flip: Nah, thanks for telling me about it! Those darn kids have been trying to scam me for ages!

Lincoln: Well I guess we sorted them out.

Ronnie Anne: You sure did, Linc.

(Lincoln turns around and sees Ronnie Anne, smiling at him)

Lincoln: Ronnie Anne! I'm really sorry about how I've been acting!

Ronnie Anne: Well... What you did wasn't cool, Lincoln.

(Lincoln looks down sadly)

Ronnie Anne: But I'm glad you realized your flaws, and decided to get back at those two dorks.

Lincoln: I felt it was worth it. How about I buy you a smoothie? (turns to Flip) If that's okay with you, Flip?

Flip: Three dollars! For a famous TV star!

(Lincoln hands him three dollars, and Flip hands him and Ronnie Anne a smoothie)

Ronnie Anne: Now that's the guy I know the best.

(Ronnie Anne kisses Lincoln on the cheek, causing him to blush. The two then walk away while drinking their smoothies. Back at the school, Lucy and her other members were writing down poems)

Member #1: You think Dracula would be a good choice?

Lucy: I agree. I remember my friend Haiku had a crush on Dracula.

(When Lucy finishes this sentence, she saw Haiku walking past the room looking more depressed than normal. Lucy remembered the day she turned down Haiku's offer to join the club, then began to feel bad)

Lucy: If I may, I wish to bring a new member into the club.

Member #2: Who?

Lucy: Her name is Haiku, and she's my best friend.

Member #1: Sorry, but no.

Lucy: Why not?

Member #1: Because we only allow actual professionals in here.

Lucy: In that case, I quit.

Member #2: What?! Why?!

Lucy: Because if you can't let me bring my friend in, then you clearly don't see the pain she's going through.

Member #1: No! Don't go! You're our best member!

Lucy: Please, I bet the only reason why you invited me was because I was so famous.

(Lucy takes her books, then leaves the room. She approaches Haiku)

Lucy: Hey.

Haiku: Lucy? What are you doing here?

Lucy: I quit that club.

Haiku: Why?

Lucy: Because those guys are jerks. They only invited me into the club because I was so famous. I even wanted you to join the club.

Haiku: You did?

Lucy: Indeed. However, they wouldn't let me because they thought you weren't good enough. I realized I was being so harsh to you, and I apologize for all the bad things I said to you... Still friends?

Haiku: (smiles) Still friends.

(Lucy and Haiku wrap arms around each other, then walk off. Meanwhile, Lynn was watching Football on TV)

Lynn: Haha! That's my Football team!

Lisa: (comes downstairs) Lynn, may I speak to you for a moment?

Lynn: (sighs) What is it Lisa?

Lisa: I had overheard that you got front row seats to Football games, correct?

Lynn: AND I got to join an awesome Football team!

Lisa: And I'm sure it didn't cause anything bad to happen?

Lynn: Nah.

Lisa: What about this friend of yours named, Polly Pain?

Lynn: Polly?

Lisa: Yes. Lincoln told me that you were being rather rude to her.

Lynn: (rolls her eyes) Please! I didn't do anything!

(Lisa raises an eyebrow at Lynn)

Lynn: (rubs her arm) Well, I might have been a BIT harsh to her. I mean, I didn't even offer her front row seats...

Lisa: Exactly. Polly must be a good friend of yours. Would a friend really do that?

Lynn: (looks down) No.

Lisa: That is why I have a recommendation. Invite her to the next Football game.

Lynn: Hmm, that's not a bad idea.

(Lynn pulls out her cellphone, then dials Polly's number. At Polly's house, she hears her cellphone ring and answers it)

Polly: Hello?

Lynn: Hi Polly, it's Lynn.

Polly: (angry tone) What do you want?

Lynn: Listen, Polly. I just wanted to call and let you know that I'm really sorry about the way I treated you the other day.

(Polly didn't respond to this, making Lynn think she was still mad at her)

Lynn: (nervously) Umm... If it makes you feel any better, I'm gonna invite you to the next Football game! Front row seats!

Polly: (gasps) Really?!

Lynn: Yeah! And, to make things better, I'll ask my team to give you autographs!

Polly: That's awesome! Your team is the most popular team, it must be an honor!

Lynn: I just wanted to make up for my behavior.

Polly: (smiles) Thanks Lynn.

(After school, Lincoln was walking down the footpath towards the house. Luna was outside selling albums again, and Tabby was with her)

Tabby: C'mon mate, can't you at least try to perform nicer songs?

Luna: Why should I? This album is such a huge hit!

(Lincoln sees this, sighs, and goes up to Luna)

Lincoln: Luna, how many copies have been sold?

Luna: More than a hundred thousand bro! I've made so much money off of it!

Lincoln: That's not good...

Luna: Not good?! Bro, I'm making a lot of money! This'll be great for me!

Lincoln: But look at the songs you're making!

Luna: (groans) This again bro? We've been over this! I'm sticking to it!

Lincoln: Luna, please! You shouldn't write these songs that are so insulting! This isn't like you! You're kind, passionate, and caring every time I see you! You even turned down Mick Swagger's advice! Your rock 'n' roll icon!

(Luna began to look a little guilty)

Lincoln: These aren't the songs I expect from one of my nicest sisters! Imagine if years from now people will only remember you as a singer who performed these insulting songs! Is that how you want to be remembered?

(Luna looked at her albums, then looked at Tabby, who was looking upset once again. Luna pulled a sad expression)

Luna: No.

(Tabby looked up at Luna, while Lincoln began to brighten up)

Luna: (sighs) Tabby. I'm sorry. You were right. I was wrong to do all these stupid songs. I guess the job of being songwriter stressed me out so much that I thought doing these songs would relieve it. But it only ended up hurting my friends, and my personality. (bends down to her) If you want, I can try to come up with better songs. Is that okay?

Tabby: (sniffs) I guess that would be okay, mate.

(Luna pulled Tabby into a tight hug)

Luna: You got it, dude.

(Luna then went up to Lincoln)

Luna: Thanks, bro. You always help me realize my errors.

(Luna bends down and hugs Lincoln)

Lincoln: Anytime, Luna. I'd hate to lose the real you.

(Luna then she lets him go and walks away with Tabby)

Tabby: So what kind of song do you feel like writing now?

Luna: I'm sure I'll think of something.

(Lincoln walks inside, and hears some loud talking from Lori and Leni's room. He hesitates, but then goes upstairs to see what the noise was. He saw the two rich girls talking to Leni about new dresses they saw at the mall)

Rich Girl #1: So the dress cost like- (notices Lincoln) Who the heck is that?

Leni: (turns around) Lincoln! What are you doing?

Lincoln: (scared) I was j-just coming to see what you were doing.

Rich Girl #2: Is this your little brother?

Leni: Yeah?

Rich Girl #1: (to Lincoln) Well go away! We're in the middle of a conversation here!

Leni: Yeah, Lincoln!

Lincoln: Leni! Look at yourself! You've become a spoiled rich girl! Don't you get it?! These two have become bad influences on you, and now you've become just like them! You demand things, you're rude, and now you only care about your passion! You used to be the nicest sister to me, but now you're just as bad as Lori! You even punched me in the face!

Leni: W-What?

Rich Girl #1: Oh don't listen to him! He's trying to take away your passion! Do you really want that?!

Rich Girl #2: What about those pretty dresses?! You've got enough money to buy it!

Lincoln: (teary eyed) Leni, please! Don't be like this! Be the kind-hearted sister we all know and love!

Rich Girl #1: No way! Be like us! Have everything you want, and don't let others tell you what you should do!

Rich Girl #2: Yeah! Now go away you little jerk!

(Lincoln slowly began to cry)

Rich Girl #1: Come on Leni! You're his older sister, so you're the boss here! Tell him to GET, OUT!

(Leni looked at Lincoln, then back at the girls. She closed her eyes for a few seconds, then she opened her eyes with an angry expression. She then pointed outside her room)

Leni: Get out.

(Lincoln looked down, feeling extremely upset)

Rich Girl #1: Excuse me?

(Lincoln opened his eyes, and noticed that Leni was actually facing them, and not him)

Leni: You heard me! Get out!

Rich Girl #2: You can't kick us out!

Leni: Yes I can! This is my room! I'm not going to let your stupid rich life affect my heart! I would never intend to hurt anyone, but you two manipulated me into doing it. Now get out!

(The two girls shake in anger, then leave the room)

Rich Girl #1: Our friendship is OVER!

Leni: Good!

(The two girls leave the house. After this, Leni kneels down next to Lincoln)

Leni: You okay, Linky?

Lincoln: (voice breaks) No...

(Leni kisses Lincoln's cheek where she punched him, then she hugs him)

Leni: I'm sorry I was acting so horrible to you, or anyone else for that matter. Even though I'm HUGE for fashion, I shouldn't have acted like those stupid girls. I shouldn't have hurt you.

(Lincoln smiled while he was hugging her)

Lincoln: (quietly) Thank you.

THE NEXT DAY

(The siblings were watching TV, when the doorbell rang. Lori went to answer it)

Lori: Brian?

Brian: Hey guys. I got bad news.

Lori: What bad news?

(The TV show they were watching was interrupted by Breaking News)

News Reporter: Breaking News, Brian Grayson's newest show, "The Loud House", has been cancelled!

Siblings: Huh?!

News Reporter: After only 13 episodes, the show has already hit the ending point. This is due to many fans claiming that the show got a lot worse. Here's what some people have to say about the show nowadays.

Fan #1: The show sucks now! They had this one episode where they fought each other over money! Now that's what I call horrible!

Fan #2: Can I just say that I hate the characters? They always fight each other!

Fan #3: Season 2?! Heck no! I want this show to end!

(They switch the TV off)

Brian: I'm really sorry guys, but it looks your jobs are done for.

Lori: That's cool.

Brian: Really?

Luna: Yeah, I think this TV show affected our lives too much.

Lana: It made us act like snobs.

Lincoln: And we lost our friends.

Brian: Oh, I see.

Lincoln: But thanks for putting us on TV anyway Brian. You're the best TV director ever!

Sisters: Yeah!

Brian: Hey, thanks guys. And if I ever need you guys again, I'll call you. Bye everyone!

Siblings: Bye Brian!

(Brian leaves the house, and the siblings turn the TV back on to watch some more)

Lincoln: (to the viewers) You know, the TV show might have made us a lot of money, but it really did change us quite a bit. But we don't need it anymore, because without it, we can all go back to living the way we always love to live.

(Lincoln rests back on the couch, as the family continues to watch TV)

Lynn: I just had a thought. The way we had to act in the TV show was pretty crazy, but... Do you guys think we act like that in real life?

(The siblings all looked wide-eyed)

The End.

Fun Facts

 * My idea for this fanfic came after I saw the SpongeBob episode "Porous Pockets". I wasn't a fan of that episode, but I took the idea into mind and made it work a lot better in this fanfic, since I wondered how it would play off The Loud House.
 * This is currently the longest fanfic I have made, which was originally held by "Trustworthy Part 2".
 * It's also the reason why it took me song long to finish it.
 * The original title was called "House of Louds", but I thought that name sounded too simillar to The Loud House. So thanks to AnimationFan15, the title was changed.