Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-24364245-20160907193024/@comment-6062841-20160910121401

StoppedGalaxy37 wrote: Lucy: Hey. I saw a dead spider in the kitchen. Should we bury him in the backyard, or invite everyone to attend his funeral first? I'm sure he had quite a miserable life. He deserves a funeral. Lola: As long as Cliff shows some respect, I'll show up for the funeral.

Lisa: By my calculations, with me and my 10 siblings, Mom, Dad, and the 4 pets all constantly walking around the house, that adds up to a total of 35 death spots at any time around the house for spiders, even if no one notices it (37 if Walt is on the floor, and Geo only has 1 death spot with his sphere)! Rounded up to the nearest tenth, studies show that spiders do indeed have miserable lives trying to navigate our lovely house.