User blog:JamieODonnell97/Nothing But the Youth

(Scene cuts to Rita in her room, using some form of tablet. Lynn Sr then walks in wearing a golf outfit.)

Lynn Sr: Hey honey! I was wondering if you- Rita: No. Lynn Sr: Are you sure? Rita: I'm fine.

(Lynn Sr then walks backwards out of the room.)

Lynn Sr: I only wanted to ask her where my golf balls were.

(Lynn Sr then walks, only to slip on some golf balls, causing him to yelp and fall on his back.)

Lynn Sr: *dazed* Oh. There they are.

(Scene cuts back to Rita and Lynn Sr's room.)

Rita: *sighs* That's better. He doesn't know I had a very stressful day at work. Let's see if there are any ways to reduce stress.

(She scrolls down until she notices something that caught her interest.)

Rita: "If you had a stressful day, why not have someone treat you like a baby? 100% Functional." *rubs her chin with her finger* Hmm.

(She then opens her door and sees Lily babbling and playing with a few golf balls near an unconscious Lynn Sr.)

Rita: *sighs* I wish I was like Lily. That way I won't have to deal with such stress. *beat* *slams her fist on her palm vertically* That's it!

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln's room Lincoln is reading a comic until he heard a knock on the door.)

Lincoln: Door's open.

(Rita then walks into Lincoln's room.)

Rita: Uhh... Lincoln? Sweetie? Can I ask you a favour? Lincoln: Sure, Mom. What is it?

(Next scene cuts to the outside of Rita and Lynn Sr's room)

Lincoln (offscreen): YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?!?

(Next scene cuts back to the inside of Rita and Lynn Sr's room with the former and a shocked Lincoln.)

Rita: *sighs* I had a very stressful day at work, and I found this article so... Lincoln: *sighs* An odd request, but you're my Mom so...

(Next scene cuts to Rita bent over and Lincoln powdering her backside with baby powder. He then placed a diaper on her, closing his eyes.)

Lincoln: Ew, ew, ew. Rita: Lincoln, relax. Pretend you're doing this to Lily. Lincoln: Ok. Ok.

(Next scene cuts to Rita wearing a diaper, a baby tee, mittens Weland a pacifier. Lincoln is teaching her how to act like a baby. Next scene then cuts to Lincoln and Rita.)

Lincoln: I think we're ready to go. Rita: Got it. Oh. I mean - "Goo-Goo". Lincoln: Just one more thing.

(Lincoln then places his hand in Rita's mouth and pulls out her teeth.)

Rita: To be fair, I WAS walking by Lisa's room when it happened.

(Lincoln stares at her)

Rita: I mean - "Goo-Goo". Lincoln: All right. Let the procedure begin!

(Next scene cuts to Rita playing with some blocks with Lincoln watching her. Lynn Jr walks downstairs, holding a paddleball and whistling. She then notices Lincoln and Rita with the latter in baby clothing. She then walks back upstairs backwards while her whistling is backwards. Next scene cuts to upstairs.)

Lynn Jr: Well. What has seen cannot be unseen.

(Next scene cuts to the kitchen with Rita on a high chair. Lincoln is giving her some pasta. He scoops some pasta out of the bowl.)

Lincoln: Here comes the airplane... *makes airplane noises* Rita: *giggles like a baby*

(Lincoln then places the pasta in Rita's mouth Rita then chews the pasta.)

Lincoln: Well? Rita: Tastes goo- I mean - "Goo-Goo"!

(Leni then walks into the kitchen to see Rita on a high chair.)

Leni: Like, I didn't know Mom was into dress-up. Lincoln: It's a long story, Leni.

(Next scene cuts to Rita playing with some sort of hammering toy. However, she accidently banged her finger. Her lips quiver, then she cries like a baby. Lincoln walks up to her.)

Lincoln: Aww. Did poor Mommy have a boo-boo? Rita: *nods*

(Lincoln kisses the boo-boo on Rita's finger.)

Lincoln: There. All better.

(Rita then stops crying. Luna and Luan enter.)

Luna: Uhh... what's going on, dude? Why's Mom in a diaper? Lincoln: Oh, it's a long story, really. Luan: Well, there's no need to "toy" with her! *laughs* Get it? But seriously, I find it weird. Even by my standards.

(Luan and Luna then leave. Next scene cuts to Lincoln carrying Rita in his arms while the latter is drinking a bottle of milk. Lucy appears beside them.)

Lucy: Hey Lincoln.

(Both Lincoln and Rita scream in reaction. Rita's lip quivers, then she cries like a baby.)

Lincoln: Lucy! *calm* ShShSh. It's OK, Mom. It's just Lucy.

(Rita calms down and goes to sleep, drinking from her bottle.)

Lincoln: *quietly* What is your problem, Lucy? Lucy: I was wondering why you're treating Mom like your adoptive daughter. Lincoln: *quietly* Long story. Lucy: I might have a sudden feeling that she's putting Lily out of business.

(Lucy walks away. Both Lincoln and Rita stare.)

Lincoln: Well. That was something. Rita: I agre- I mean - "Goo-Goo".

(Both Lincoln and Rita laugh, then Rita suddenly bites her lip and tightly closes her eyes.)

Lincoln: Mom?

(Rita then suddenly breaks wind, causing Rita to sigh in relief. Lincoln then sniffs it.)

Lincoln: Goodness gracious, Mom! No offence, but you stink worse than Lily. I think Lucy might be right. Looks like it's time for your diaper change.

(Next Scene cuts to the dining room, where Lincoln removes Rita's stinky diaper and places it in a bin. He then places a fresh new one on her.)

Lincoln: There. Fresh.

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln pouring milk in a bottle. He then faces the viewers)

Lincoln: Imagine your parent asking you to do that. Yeah... Don't get any ideas and don't try this at home.

(Lincoln then walks out of the kitchen holding the bottle.)

Lincoln: Mom! Your milk's ready!

(He then walks into the living room, with Rita crawling around, giggling happily without her diaper, with the diaper resting on the ground.)

Lincoln: *angrily* Mom!

(Rita then stops what she's doing and sees Lincoln.)

Lincoln: Naughty girl! Crawling around without your diaper on! Rita: Sorry - I mean "Goo-Goo"? Lincoln: I say that naughty babies deserve spankings!

(Rita's eyes widen in shock. Next scene cuts to Lincoln spanking Rita over his lap. Rita is crying her eyes out. Next scene cuts to Lincoln hugging Rita)

Lincoln: *soothing* There, there. It's OK. You're forgiven now. Rita: Goo-Goo... Lincoln: You're welcome.

(Next scene cuts to Lola and Lana peeking from the dining room.)

Lola: Are you seeing this? Lana: Yeah! Lola: Linky's turning Mom into a baby! Lana: No fair! I want the same treatment!

(Lisa walks in)

Lisa: *grinning* I suppose that could be arranged.

(Lisa holds some sort of ray gun, but Lola and Lana grab pile on her before she could use it.)

Lola and Lana: ARE YOU CRAZY!?!?

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln and Rita on the couch watching Blarney.)

Rita: *giggling like a baby* Lincoln: You're enjoying this show, aren't you?

(Lori walks in and is weirded out by Lincoln and Rita watching Blarney. Lincoln then faces her.)

Lincoln: Oh, hey Lori. Lori: Uhh, Lincoln? What's with- Lincoln: Oh, we're just watching Blarney. Don't worry. I recorded your show. Lori: Uhh, thanks, but I'm more concerned why Mom's dressed like Lily. Lincoln: Oh, long story. Lori: At least you remembered to watch my show.

(Lori leaves. Next scene cuts to Lincoln walking to Rita and Lynn Sr's room holding Rita)

Lincoln: Well, Mom. Looks like it's time for bed. Rita: Ga-Ga! Lincoln: You want Daddy Lincoln to read you a bedtime story? Rita: *nods* Lincoln: Very well.

(Next scene cuts to Rita and Lynn Sr's room, with her side of the bed converted into a cot. Rita is in her bed and Lincoln is reading her a bedtime story.)

Lincoln: Then the dragon has been slain and the kingdom lived happily ever after. The end.

(He then notices Rita is fast asleep. Lincoln then walks up to Rita and kisses her on the cheek.)

Lincoln: Good Night mom.

(As soon as Lincoln leaves Rita and Lynn Sr's room, he encounters his sisters and father with stern looks on their faces.)

Lincoln: Oh, hey. Lynn Sr: Son, care to explain to me why your mother was acting like a baby? Lola: *walks up to Lincoln* We demand answers, Buster. Leni: And we're not leaving until you, like, give us a reason. Lincoln: Well... uh...

(Rita then walks out of the room)

Rita: *sighs* I'll tell you everything. You see, I had a very, VERY stressful day at work, so after finding an article and noticing Lily, I requested Lincoln to treat me like a baby. Sisters and Lynn Sr: WHAT?!? Rita: Sorry if any of you witnessed it.

(Lynn Sr then walks up to Rita and places his hand on her shoulder.)

Lynn Sr: You could have told me you had a stressful day. Rita: And that method... surprisingly worked. I no longer felt stress. Lynn Sr: It worked!? Rita: *nods* Lynn Sr: If that's the case... *raises his hand* could you have Lincoln do the same to me should I have a stressful day? Lori: *raises her hand* Oh, and me! Leni: *raises her hand* Me! Luna: *raises her hand* Me! Luan: *raises her hand* Me! Lynn Jr: *raises her hand* Me! Lucy: *raises her hand* Me. Lola and Lana: *raise their hand* ME! Lisa: *raises her hand* I would also like to take part in such method. Lincoln: *chuckles* Well if you say so! And honestly, I wouldn't mind doing the same thing to myself should I have a stressful day as well.

(The Loud family then chuckle. Lincoln then faces the viewers.)

Lincoln: I suppose that if you can't bet them, join them! *continues laughing* Lynn Sr: OK, kids. Time for bed.

(The family stops laughing and head to their respective rooms except the parents. Lynn Sr then stares at Rita.)

Lynn Sr: Looks like I have another reason to call you "Baby". Rita: *giggles* Oh, you're funny. Oh, I mean "Goo-Goo-Ga-Ga."

(Both Rita and Lynn Sr chuckle as they head into their rooms.)

THE END