User blog:Austria-Man/Crows


 * (It's a nice, sunny day. We see the yard of the Louds. Lincoln is coming home. He whistle's happy. He leaves the screen. Now we can hear a noise. Lincoln comes back to the screen)
 * Lincoln: „Hello?“
 * (Nothing. So he leaves the screen again. Suddenly we hear the noise a second time. Lincoln comes back. He looks a little annoyed.)
 * Lincoln: „Okay; who is this?“
 * (We hear nothing. So he leaves the screen the second time. And the noise is hearing the third time. Now Lincoln appears with a very angry look)
 * Lincoln: „Okay; what kind of joke is this?! It's you, Luan? Than I can tell you, it's not funny!“
 * (Now the noise is hearing and he looks to a bush. He looks into the bush and see a crow)
 * Lincoln: „Oh, you were this. You've made this noise. But what are you doing on the ground? You're a bird. You should be flying.“
 * (The crows looks at him and shows him the right wing)
 * Lincoln: „Oh, my gosh! But... but you've a splinter in your wing! I must help you!“
 * (He put out his shirt and take the crow into it. Then he looks to the viewer)
 * Lincoln: „Remember this, because that's really important. Even when it's noble: you should never touch a injured animal with bare hands.“
 * (He brings the crow to the front door, but then he stops)
 * Lincoln: „Wait a second... when I'll show you my family...“
 * (He imagines what could be happen:)
 * Lynn sr. (sharps a knife): „That looks delicious. I will make 'crow a'la Loud' for dinner, so we can save housekeeping money. Well done, son!“
 * Lola (holds the crow in puppet clothes): „Baby, here's your bottle.“
 * Lisa: „Here, take this untested pill.“
 * Lucy: „Finally I've a sacrifice for my dark ceremony...“
 * (Then Lincoln imagines that the crow is sitting on the ground. Lily crawls to her and want touch her with her sticky fingers. The crow croaks and Lily looks scared. Lori appears with a broom)
 * Lori: „You evil bird! You've scared Lily!“
 * (She hits the crow with the broom)
 * Now Lincoln's imagination ends)
 * Lincoln (looks to the crow): „Maybe it would be better, when I will cure you alone.“
 * (With these words Lincoln carries the crow into the house. When he enters it, he looks around. No one shall see him. He looks into the living room, where Lori is sitting on the couch. But she has just eyes and ears for her handy like usually. Lincoln goes upstairs and hides the crow behind his back. He comes into his room and sighs. Then he puts the crow on his bed)
 * Lincoln: „So, at first I should remove this splinter.“
 * (He takes the splinter with his forefinger and his thumb and puts it out from the crow's wing.)
 * Lincoln: „Hm; I should make you clean...“
 * (He takes the crow into the bathroom and puts it into the washbasin. He takes the wash lotion and washes it. Suddenly Leni comes in)
 * Leni: „Hu, hu, Linky. What are you doing?“
 * Lincoln (nervous): „Uhm; hi, Leni. I'm... washing Lily!“
 * Leni: „Oh; you're such a nice big brother!“
 * (She goes out into the hall. Suddenly Lily waddles there and waves)
 * Lily: „I, Eni.“
 * Leni (smiles and waves): „Hi, Lily! Hey! Wait a second...“
 * (Lincoln stills washes the crow, but Leni comes back into the bathroom. She holds Lily)
 * Leni: „Lincoln! I can't believe it!“
 * (Cold sweat is running from Lincoln's forehead)
 * Leni: „Lily is sneaking out when you've try to washing her!“
 * (She puts Lily into the washbasin)
 * Leni: So, here you will stay until you're clean again, you litterbug!“
 * (She looks to Lincoln)
 * Leni: „You're welcome.“
 * (She goes out and Lincoln is relieved. He washes Lily too and takes her and the crow out from the bathroom. He looks into Lily's and Lisa's room. Fortunatley Lisa was busy with her sience projects and don't notice him. Lincoln puts Lily into her crib and brings the crow into his room. He puts it on his bed. The crow was clean now. But he know that it wasn't enough. But thanks god everyone in the Loud House have his own first aid kit in his room, so Lincoln too.)
 * Lincoln (scratches his head): „I think that something important is missing... Oh, yes! I should splint your wing!“
 * (A while later we cut into Lola's and Lana's room. Lola is sitting on her bed. She holds her pocket mirror with her right hand and touches her hair with her left hand. She smiles. Suddenly the door opens)
 * Lincoln: „Hey; Lola. Could you help me, please?“
 * (Lola's smile disappears)
 * Lola: „Sorry, Lincoln. I'm too busy with looking perfect.“
 * Lincoln (ironically): „Yes; that's hard work... Hey; Lana! Could you help me, please?“
 * (Lana is laying on her bed and let her pet lizard Izzy crawling over her left arm, what tickles her)
 * Lana: „I don't know. What do you need?“
 * (Lincoln digs a sundae from behind his back)
 * Lincoln: „Could you eat this for me, please?“
 * (Lana takes it immediately and eats it with pure hands. Lola looks unbelieving and looks into her pocket mirror. In her imagination her face reflection changes into a donkey face. Lincoln goes out)
 * Lana (with full mouth): „That's very tasty... But it's strange... that are two popsicles with whipping cream. Where are the handles?“
 * (We can see the answer in Lincoln's room. He use the handles to splint the crow's wing. Now he binds some bandages around the wing)
 * Lincoln: „So, that should be good. But you should eat something...“
 * Lynn Sr. (from downstairs): „Dinner is ready!“
 * Lincoln: „Hm; let's see... wait here!“
 * (With these words he leaves his room and goes downstairs into dinner's room, where all his family members already sit at the table. Lynn Sr. hold a pot)
 * Lynn Sr.: „Today we'll eat noodles with tomato sauce.“
 * Lynn: „Yeah! That's the perfect food for a sport's girl like me!“
 * Lucy: „Red is my second favourite color, because it reminds me of blood.“
 * Lincoln (to the viewer): „Hmm; I must give the crow something of this. But how can I put it into my room?“
 * (He thinks about this and gets an idea)
 * Lincoln (to the viewer): „I will get into trouble for this, but it must be done.“
 * (He takes Lola's glass and drinks out from it)
 * Lincoln: „I've been drinking out Lola's cup!“
 * (Now he take his fork and put some noodles from Leni's plate.)
 * Lincoln: „I've been eating from Leni's plate!“
 * (Now he puts Lily's pacifier out from her mouth, but like her sisters she don't reacts)
 * Lincoln: „And now I've stolen Lily's pacifier! I'm such a monster! You're right; Mom and Dad! I must be punished! I will eat my food alone in my room, because I'm not worth to eating with you at the same table!“
 * (He takes his plate and goes upstairs. His family have weird looks on their faces)
 * Lori: „What was that?“
 * (Lincoln comes into his room, where the crow is waiting for him. He puts the plate on his bed)
 * Lincoln: „I'm back and I've something special for you.“
 * (He takes some noodles with his fork and hold them to the crow)
 * Lincoln: „They look a little bit like worms, but they're much better. My father is a great cook. Try it.“
 * (The crow looks at the noodles and take some them with the beak. Suddenly it croacks and it sounds very happy)
 * Lincoln: „Oh, do you like it? Here can you get some more!“
 * (He feeds the crow with all of the noodles)
 * Lincoln: „You were very hungry. Oh; there's one last meatball. You can take it!“
 * (The crow shakes the head.)
 * Lincoln: „So do you mean... I can take it?“
 * (The crow nods)
 * Lincoln: „So... thanks.“
 * (He eats the meatball)
 * Lincoln: „Hm; it looks like you must stay here for a while... so maybe I should know your name.“
 * (The crow moves and it looks like it would shrug)
 * Lincoln: „You don't even have a name? We must find one for you... what's with Frey?“
 * (The crow looks very angry)
 * Lincoln: „Oh, sorry. I had no idea that you're a girl. So, what's with... Freya?“
 * (Now the crow looks very happy)
 * Lincoln: „Okay; so that will be your name from now on.“
 * (Some days later Lana goes into the kitchen. She takes a bag and a spoon. Then she goes to Walt)
 * Lana: „Walt! Here's your food!“
 * (Walt flies to her. Lana puts the spoon into the open bag, but then she see that there's just one full spoon in the bag)
 * Lana: „That's strange. We're already out of bird food? I thought, we've bought some yesterday.“
 * (To the same time Lincoln feeds Freya with bird food. Then he removes the bandages from her wing)
 * Lincoln: „Hmm; it looks a little bit better... Maybe we should test if you can fly again...“
 * (He looks out from his room)
 * Lincoln: „But the other family members shouldn't see you...“
 * (Lincoln thinks for a moment)
 * Lincoln: „I think, I've an idea, but it will be ugly...“
 * (The hall upstairs in the Loud House is empty. Suddenly the door of Lori's and Leni's door opens and Leni appears. She wears a light green bathrobe. She walks barefoot to the bathroom and trills away. In the bathroom she looks at the scale on the ground.)
 * Leni: „It's time for our montly date...“
 * (We can see just her feet and the bathrobe fall down to the ground. Now the feet goes on the scale. Leni looks and gasps. A loud scream is to hear and all windowpanes and other glasses, whicht aren't in a closet shatters. But not only in this house; it happens in all other houses in this street. Mr. Grouse is sitting in his chair and want to drink a cup of tea. Suddenly his windowpanes, his cup and his glasses shatters)
 * Mr. Grouse: „I hate it, when Leni uses the scale...“
 * (Leni, who wears her bathrobe again, knees on the bathroom's ground and is complete desperated)
 * Leni: „That can't be... I'm the cutest girl in Royal Woods... My body should be stainless... I should be like a fairy or a elve... but with this weight... I'm like a hippo!“
 * (She holds her face with her hands and cries. Suddenly Lisa comes into the bathroom)
 * Lisa: „When you're ready with what-ever-you're-doing-here, my dear silly sister; can I get my diet scale back?“
 * Leni (stops crying): „Diet Sale?“
 * Lisa: „It's my newest invention. That scale will helping people with losing weight, because it shows 40 pounds more than really.“
 * (Leni looks weird, but then she looks angry)
 * Lisa: „HELP!!!“
 * (She runs through the hall and Leni runs after her. She holds the scale over her head and it looks like she want slay Lisa with that. The other sisters looks out from their rooms)
 * Lori: „Leni! What are you doing?!“
 * Lisa: „Help! She try to kill me!“
 * (The other sisters run after them downstairs. In this moment Lincoln looks out from his room)
 * Lincoln: „Perfect! Nobody will notice us now!“
 * (He goes to the backyard. He's holding Freya under his arm and hold her beak closed with his forefinger and his thumb. In the backyard he holds Freya)
 * Lincoln: „Freya! Fly to the sky!“
 * (Freya flies up to the tree in the backyard)
 * Lincoln: „Hooray! You can do it!“
 * (Suddenly Freya croacks very sad)
 * Lincoln: „What's wrong, Freya? Can't you come down anymore? Don't worry; I will help you!“
 * (Lincoln climbs up to the treetop, where Freya is sitting. When he try to get her, Freya flies away from his and flies through the open window back into his room)
 * Lincoln: „Hey!“
 * (He looks down and realizes now that he's very high here.
 * The sun is going down: Lola and Lana are coming home. Suddenly they hear something)
 * Lincoln: „Hey, girls...“
 * Lola: „Lincoln? Where are you?“
 * Lincoln: „I'm here...“
 * (The twins looks up and now they looks very surprised. Their brother is sitting in the treetop)
 * Lincoln: „Could you help me coming down, please?“
 * Lana: „Of course! Don't go away!“
 * (She bring a ladder, so Lincoln can come down again)
 * Lincoln: „Thank you!“
 * Lola: „It's okay. But what were you doing up there?“
 * Lincoln: „I... I was looking if the chestnuts are ripe already.“
 * Twins: „What?!“
 * (They go away with a insulted look on their faces and Lincoln isn't sure if they've bought his answer. But it's not time for thinking about his. He runs into the house and upstairs to his room. Freya is sitting on his bed)
 * Lincoln: „Freya! That wasn't nice!“
 * (Freya croacks like laughing. Lincoln groans and shakes his head.
 * On the next day he goes into the backyard again and hold Freya)
 * Lincoln: „Freya, fly!“
 * (Freya flies, but this time she don't fly up to the tree. She flies away)
 * (Lincoln sighs, but he smiles too. Then he moves around and Lucy is standing here)
 * Lucy: „Hey, Lincoln.“
 * Lincoln: „Ahhh! Lucy, do wanna get me an heart attack?!“
 * Lucy: „So your new friend is feeling better now?“
 * Lincoln: „Wait... do you mean that you...“
 * Lucy: „Lincoln, please. Do you really think, you could hide it from me? My eyes are everywhere. I'm watching every step from you.“
 * Lincoln: „You've read to much `1984`last time; haven't you?“
 * Lucy: „Maybe a little bit. But the point is: I know what you've done. And I know something too...“
 * (Lincoln looks nervous. Suddenly Lucy smiles a little bit)
 * Lucy: „I'm very proud about calling you my brother.“
 * (She pokes with her forefinger on his cheek. Lincoln smiles touched. He hugs and kisses his little sister on the cheek)
 * Lincoln: „Uhm, but Lucy... could you...?“
 * (Lucy moves her hand on her mouth like using a zipper)
 * Lucy: „My lips are closed.“
 * Lincoln: „Oh; Lucy. I wish I could thank you enough for this.“
 * Lucy: „Hm; maybe you can do me a favor...“
 * Lincoln: „What kind of favor?“
 * Lucy: „Next month is a `Princess Pony`Convention and I need a chaperone.“
 * Lincoln: „But, Lucy...“
 * Lucy: „Don't worry. We will make it undercover.“
 * Lincoln: „So I guess it's okay.“
 * (Both look behind the crow like she's flying away)
 * THE END
 * (Wait a second... the end? Oh, no. It's just beginning.)
 * (Freya flies to an old, dead tree, where a flock of crows is sitting. Freya lands there and croacks. The other crows listen to her and croacks too.)
 * (WIP)

Trivia

 * This fanfic is inspired by Birds by Alfred Hitchcock and Weekend at Burnsie's of The Simpsons.
 * 1984 is a famous novel by George Orwell.