User blog:EnglishBoy2/The Loud House Rap Battles: LUNA VS LYNN

Extreme Hardcore Rap Battling

Category: The Loud House

Type: Canon

Characters involved: Luna, Lynn Jr.

Note: This is supposed to be nothing but a joke so please don't get offended about this, since a rap battle is more or less, two people absolutely roasting each other. Also, I mention fans quite a bit so I hope it doesn't get to the point where it's offensive. If I offend someone in this, I'm sorry. The main intention is for this to be funny.

LUNA VS LYNN

Luna: Hello little Lynn,

Borer of bad luck,

Got Lincoln locked outside because your team suck,

Lost a silly willy baseball game and got all mad,

Blaming Lincoln for the loss and that’s just bogus and sad,

Superstition’s your game,

you can’t accept that you were lame,

You started the mess,

You’re not the number one best,

Most fans hates you dude,

Because of your attitude.

Lynn: Oh You want to talk,

How about the time you shut us out,

When Mick Swagger was around,

We had a band and you kicked your dad out.

Thinking that you’re some big shot that deserves to be praised,

Ditching family’s not the way you were raised,

We had a family band and all having fun,

The only reason you apologized is because you lost your funk,

You couldn’t write a single song,

Well done your idol would be proud.

Luna:  At least I’m a good person unlike you,

You rough up Lincoln and deserve to be booed,

Using him for sparring and your favourite test dummy,

No wonder why no-one thinks you’re funny.

You’re unpopular on the fandom and considered the worst,

NSL and Space Invader have the fans make a fuss,

Your competitiveness in Lynner Takes All is extremely annoying,

And The Longest Yard was extremely boring.

Lynn: Me roughhousing well what about you,

You’re not exactly the stickler that holds this family like glue,

You’re perfectly okay jumping on Lily,

Even Leni would know that’s silly.

You jumped on six year olds, and a marching band,

Yet you think you’re the greatest ever person in the land,

You jumped on top of your own music teacher,

And you’re one of the older sisters who’s supposed to be a leader.

Luna: It’s called having fun.

Lynn: You said it’s being rough,

But I guess it’s okay as long as Lincoln is not hurt,

Like the rant everyone had when you shook your fist to hurt,

Or how about the time you blasted the boy with speakers,

You never seem to care how he was feeling.

Luna: You ditched your teammates

because you only wanted to win,

you brought two tall girls on the team and that was your sin,

only then did you care how the others felt,

and only from there the moments became heartfelt.

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Lynn: You’re a fraud Luna,

People know you’re lame,

You did nothing in season 2 to earn the fame,

Your popularity increased because of LGBTQ,

People write stories of you treating Lincoln like he’s two,

You barely had lines most of the time,

You barely have moments at all to shine.

Luna: Like you dude,

You have even less screen time,

Because your fart jokes are anything but fine.

They’re worse than the one surrounding Lori,

And no reason at all for you to cover yourself in glory.

Why can’t you accept this is a battle you can’t win,

Your jokes are unenjoyable unlike Lola’s twin,

Lynn: You’re a mick swagger wannabe,

And nothing exciting at all to see,

You had one or two episodes and then you were set free,

To roam around the house just for entertainment,

And your wildness,

you can’t contain it.

Your voice is cringier than Donald Duck,

And the reason you’re popular is based on luck,

Your british accent is annoying and offensive,

Yet for some reason you never learn your lesson.

Luna: Well some people like it,

I don’t see the problem dude,

I’m Lincoln’s closest sibling,

And always in a good mood.

Lynn: Actually it’s Lori.

Luna: Wait what?

Lynn: Chris Savino revealed it during an interview, the link should be on the website somewhere.

Luna: Dude, I don’t care,

The fans believe it don’t they,

Shows that when they see me their first word will be ‘hey’.

Lynn: You’re too cocky and confident for your own good,

That’s why the worst thing people here are your tunes,

Not everyone thinks they’re cool.

Without Lincoln you’re nothing,

that’s how people know you suck.

The sole reason you’re popular is,

For Bros About to Rock.

Note 2: Oooh, what a burn from Lynn but it's really hard to tell who actually won this rap battle. Now personally I don't have anything against either character so this isn't in any way biased, just me taking out the negative aspects of each character to use in this rap.