Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180808204213/@comment-30953185-20180812230639

Me: Uh, excuse me, me and her are on a-

Guy: Quiet, shrimp. (to Leni) Come on, cutie. Ditch the little kid and come with me. We can catch a movie, eat some pizza-

Leni: Sorry, mister, but I already have a boyfriend.

Guy: Who?

Leni: Nolan, that guy over there. (points to me)

Me: Yeah! And right now we’re on a date!

Guy: (laugh) Oh, wait. You’re serious?

Lincoln: Let me laugh even harder. (Does so)