User blog:BatSam247/One-shot: Phone-y Calls

[The episode starts with Lincoln reading a book and having some carrot sticks. He vaccums one in his mouth right when his cell phone rings. Lincoln answers it.]

Lincoln: Hello?

Voice: [on the phone] Hello, it's Hunter Spector.

Lincoln: The Hunter Spector?! No way!

"Hunter Spector": [on the phone] Naturally, I want you to join me and SMOOCH outside. We'll bust ghosts and solve mysteries in Chicago.

Lincoln: You got it!

[He gets up and leaves, but the excitement goes down when he stops and sees...]

"Hunter Spector": Oh, by the way, this call is collect, 'cause I just...

[...Luan imitating Hunter Spector and holding a camera.]

Luan: ...collected your gullible keister! [laughs with the others]

Lincoln: Dang it, Luan!

Luan: And we got it all on camera! [laughs with the others some more]

Lincoln: Oh, great, I just fell for one of your prank calls.

Luan: And it was amazing! HA!

[Lincoln glares at the sisters, then walks back into the house. Cut to later when Lynn is dribbling her basketball in the living room. Her cell phone then rings, and she answers it.]

Lynn: Hello?

Voice: Hello, this is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Lynn: [squeals] The Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?!

"Dwayne": [on the phone] I was wondering if you want to team up with me and John Cena outside to travel to Africa and wrestle gorillas until their heads explode.

Lynn: You got it! I'll be right there!

[She hangs up and eagerly runs outside to see... Luan giving her a prank call. She laughs at Lynn.]

Lynn: Dang it, Luan!

Luan: Can't believe you actually fell for that! [laughs some more]

Lynn: [snarls]

[Cut to Leni brushing her hair in the living room, until her cell phone rings. She answers it.]

Leni: Hello?

Voice: Hello. Say, is your refridgerator running?

Leni: [looks around the living room] I don't see the fridge anywhere.

Voice: Then you'd better go catch it!

Leni: [gasps] All my leftover smoothies are in there! [gets up and leaves the house, in search of the fleeing fridge]

[Cut to Luan laughing in the bushes.]

Luan: She won't be raiding the refridgeraider anymore. [laughs]

[Cut to Luna tuning her guitar, until her cell phone rings. She answers it.]

Luna: 'Ello?

Voice: Hello, it's Mick Swagger.

Luna: No way!

"Mick": Way! I was wondering if you wanted to go on tour with me and Boyz Will Be Boyz outside.

Luna: You got it, Mick! Just let me finish up with my axe!

[Luna finishes tuning her guitar and goes outside...]

Luna: Ready to rock and roll! [strums her guitar] Yeah!

[...Only to see Sam giving her a prank call.]

Luan: [in a British accent] Come on, love. The chances of that are pretty bloody slim. [laughs]

Luna: Oh, hardy har har. [walks back into the house]

Luan: Maybe I can do this everyday until April Fools Day...

THE END