User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Cover Girls

Lincoln and Clyde were watching TV,

But Linc missed his curfew. "Please cover for me",

He said to his sisters, and cover they did.

With stalling and a mini-tramp, no one missed the kid.

It was time for spring cleaning the very next day.

None of the kids liked it, but, oh, what the hey?

Lynn said, "If I don't play baseball, I'll have bad luck you see,

So, Lincoln, would you be fine covering for me?".

Lincoln said, "Sure," and then Lori came in.

She wanted to be covered for, just like young Lynn,

Because she was going on a picnic with Bobby,

Which was, to the lovers, a very good hobby.

She brought Lily a long to see if Bobby could take care,

Of a baby during the time they would share.

Linc agreed to cover, though he found it a bit silly,

Then, Rita called Lori to go check on Lily.

He pretended he was Lori giving Lily a change.

Leni came in and said, "Lori? How strange!

Your hair is white and Lily's invisible now.

Why did this happen, and more importantly, how?".

Linc said, "I'm Lincoln, I'm covering for Lori."

Leni said, "Oh, that's a more normal story,

Could you cover for me while I go to the mall?

I'm already covering for six sisters, so now you've got them all."

Covering for the sisters was actually a breeze,

But when Pop-Pop called a video chat, that had less ease.

Linc sent his sisters home and while they were on their way,

He dressed up as Luna and said what she would say,

And then as Luan, then the twins both at once.

Lincoln could do it for he was no dunce.

Then Lana and Luna both walked right in.

"I already was you. We need a Leni and a Lynn."

Luna was Lynn and Lana was Leni.

Then, the real Lynn and Leni came and said, "Can we help any?".

Lynn dressed up as Lisa and Lola as Luna,

Lucy as Lola so they could be done sooner.

Leni dressed as Lana and Lincoln as Lily.

Lisa dressed up as Lana and Lucy, which was silly.

Luan dressed as Leni and Lori as Linc.

Lola as Lucy, quick as a wink.

Finally, Lucy dressed up as Lori,

But that was not quite the end of the story.

Pop-Pop wanted to speak to them all in one go.

They could've switched back to normal, but did they think of that? No,

So we had Lily as Lori and Lana as Leni,

Lori as Lincoln, who hadn't had any,

Experience with this and Lisa was Luan,

Lola dressed as Luna and she thought, "Oh man!".

Leni dressed as Lana and Luna as Lynn,

Lucy as Lola-- what a weird state they were in.

Luan dressed as Lucy and Lynn as Lisa too.

They thought this a weird thing to have to do.

Lincoln, the boy, probably looked the most silly,

For the only Loud son was now dressed up as Lily.

Their parents saw them; the kids had been caught.

They told the truth and the parents said, "You ought,

Not to deceive folk, so as punishment you,

Wear what you're wearing now as you do what you planned to do.

Lisa did a lecture dressed up as Luan.

Gags came out of her clothes so she wasn't a fan.

Lynn couldn't play well with Lisa's glasses on,

And as Lola, Lucy's dignity at the reading was gone.

Luan dressed as Lucy scared every party child,

And the pageant girls thought Lola's Luna clothes too wild.

Luna couldn't play guitar in her baseball mitt,

And Lana's friends didn't want her to dive in the pit,

While dressed up at Leni, who wasn't allowed in the mall,

For being too dirty, and that wasn't all.

Lily threw up when Bobby gave her some bling,

And Lori, dressed as Lincoln, saw the whole thing.

Lincoln, dressed as Lily, watched TV with Clyde,

And was embarrassed at having the whole class by his side.