Lori Loud/Literally

This is a comprehensive list of the times Lori Loud has said "literally", sorted by episode.

NOTE: The word "literally" will be underlined.

Get the Message

 * There's only one rule in this house: stay out of my bedroom! If I catch you in here again, I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!

Heavy Meddle
Lincoln: "Cut it out? That's it!" Lori: "Now that is literally the worst thing I have ever heard. Lori: Forget that! You should literally text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends.
 * Hold it right there! He wore cargo shorts on your date? That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard.
 * Lori: Socks and sandals? Cut it out!
 * Lola: You should go straight to the school principal.

Making the Case

 * You literally disgust me!

Project Loud House

 * OMG, Bobby. I literally had to call you right away. I am just so excited about the homecoming dance.
 * I literally found the cutest dress to wear!

In Tents Debate

 * And if you vote Team Beach, the fun will literally never stop!
 * Ugh. This is literally going to be the worst vacation ever!
 * This is literally the best vacation ever!

Picture Perfect

 * Okay, guys, let's all put on perfect smiles for Lincoln's perfect picture, because heaven forbid we be OUR ACTUAL, LITERAL SELVES!
 * (While she only says "literal", it still fits into context of her using the word in some form)

Linc or Swim

 * Lincoln, this is literally genius. Who's gonna kick us out of our own pool? Right?

Changing the Baby
Lori: Why should you get her? I've literally been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
 * Lincoln: Give her back, Lori!

Ties That Bind
Lori: Uh, yeah. You've got five minutes. I literally have an entire wardrobe to pack.
 * That is literally the dumbest thing you have ever said.
 * Lincoln: You may be wondering why I assembled you all here.

Hand-Me-Downer
Lincoln: You don't have to deal with them. You're the oldest. Lori: Are you kidding me? This isn't really a tank top! It's literally the top of Mom's old girdle"
 * Lori: See, Lincoln? We all have to deal with hand-me-downs. We just learned to make the best of them.

Sleuth or Consequences
Lori: Yeah! They are literally worse than Lincoln! And he wears his underwear on the outside!
 * That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen!
 * Luan: Whoever that belongs to is gonna be the laughing stock of this house!

Butterfly Effect

 * That anniversary was eight days ago, and Bobby gave me socks! I can't believe this! You're literally seeing Bobby behind my back! You are no longer my sister!

Chore and Peace

 * No way, Lincoln. There's a very delicate balance in this house, and if we all start trading chores, it will literally open up a can of worms.

For Bros About to Rock
Lincoln: What? Why? Lynn: "I don't know, cause she's nuts? But she's done it to all of us. Lori: Yeah. And when she goes, she gets way too excited and literally ruins everything. There was my first Boyz Will Be Boyz concert.
 * Lola: "Do not let Luna know that you're going to your first concert. She'll insist on going with you!

It's A Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House

 * We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing!

Cover Girls
Lincoln: [Lori impression] "I'm literally already on it!"
 * Lori herself does not say "literally" in this episode, but Lincoln and Lucy do when imitating her to cover for her.
 * Rita: Lori! Can you check on Lily?
 * Lucy: [dressed as and imitating Lori] OMG, Pop-Pop, Bobby looked so cute, I literally forgot we were all hurdling toward imminent oblivion.

Save the Date
Lori: [gasps] We both said the same thing at the exact same time! It's like we're literally meant to be.
 * Because Bobby is literally Ronnie Anne's brother! He said he could never date someone related to someone who hurt someone he's related to! Or something like that!
 * Lori and Bobby: I think we'll hit the buffet again.

Attention Deficit
Howard: You are definitely a Summer. Lori: Literally, right?
 * Lori: Mr. McBride, would you say I'm more of an Autumn or a Winter?

Out on a Limo

 * The garbage guys literally tried to take Lana to the dump!

House Music

 * But we literally have no musical talent.
 * You literally just fired your own dad!

A Novel Idea
Lori: Aw. I feel bad for them. I bet they literally had the boringest day ever.
 * Lynn Sr. Hm...I wonder where your mother and Lincoln are.

Cereal Offender

 * Lori: Lincoln! I'm going shopping with you! Bobby literally just got a job as a stock boy.

The Loudest Yard

 * I literally don't see Lincoln anywhere.

Dance, Dance Resolution
Lincoln: [stammering] Uh, yee, uh, um... Lori: I bet she was so excited. The Sadie Hawkins Dance is literally the most important dance in a girl's life.
 * Leni: So? Did Ronnie Anne ask you to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?