Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170703002035

Lana: "Get back here, Hops!"

[Lana passes by Lincoln, Lola, and Ray, unknowingly splashing mud onto them. Lincoln and Ray quickly raise Lola to prevent her from getting dirty, causing him to get covered completely in mud. They lower Lola, as she looks back at Lincoln and Ray]

Lincoln:​ "Lana, watch out! Do you know how hard it is to steam clean chiffon?"

Lana: "Blah blah blah blah blah." [goes back in the house]

Lincoln: [wiping off the mud and reading a book] "Okay, Lola, let's move onto your walk."

Me: Now, remember what Gil DeLily said in his best-selling book: "Unlocking Your Inner Pageant Queen", (ahem) To win the day, you must sashay."

Lola: "I know how to walk, Guys."

[As she practices her walk, Lincoln and Ray notice a loose bottle of hairspray on the ground. Lola steps and slips and the rest of the scene plays in slow motion.]

Me and Lincoln: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"