User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Stage Plight

Luan saw Benny at her locker one day,

She said, "I'd like to ask him out, but there's nothing I can say,

For mime class is the only time Benny sees me,

And mimes aren't allowed to be talking, you see?".

Luan then saw Benny turn 'round and scrawl,

His name on a paper attached to the wall.

She saw he was trying out for Romeo and Juliet,

And thought, "This is the best opportunity yet,

To get closer to Benny as far as I can tell,"

So Luan took a pen and she signed up as well.

At the auditions, one girl said, "like" a lot,

And one boy wrote his lines down but he still forgot.

Luan was nervous, but then she saw she,

And Benny had both been accepted. Whoopee!

But they still couldn't talk to one another's faces,

For they had to rehearse in two separate places.

So she told Shannon to switch places and came up with a lie,

That she was allergic to hats, which Shannon somehow could buy.

But she didn't want Amy to be on her team,

And soon everyone had switched roles, it would seem.

While Ruby and Spencer were being main pare,

Luan gave Benny a banana to share.

Mrs. Bernado thought, "Their acting is bad.

Benny and Luan look better with the fun times they've had."

This bought a blush to both of their faces,

And Luan nervously lied that they had to fix her braces,

For though she'd been wanting an opportunity like this,

She wasn't ready for her first proper kiss.

The next day, Luan claimed she needed to pee,

Then she sneaked backstage with scissors quietly,

And cut the sandbag so it fell right on down,

So there'd be no rehearsal 'til the repairs came to town.

Luan tried to pluck up courage but couldn't take the risk,

So she tripped and pretended she had a slipped disk.

Luan suggested Juliet text Romeo instead.

"Wow, that's amazing!", Mrs. B said.

Luan was relieved and she thought, "Hooray!",

But then she heard Benny had given up the play.

Luan said, "I heard that you quit the play. Why?",

And Benny said, "You don't like Romeo being this guy."

Luan said, "No, I actually wanted to spend time with you,"

And she made Mr. Coconuts admit what was true.

Benny admitted that he'd never kissed a girl,

With his own dummy, so he understood why Luan was in a whirl.

So, in a moment that'd never be missed,

They went on the stage and they actually kissed.