Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20180624040536/@comment-31647719-20180626214834

“Maybe I should get something to eat,” Lincoln said as he ran away.

The eleven-year-old arrived at the kitchen and searched the cupboards for some snacks. He grabbed a bag of potato chips, only for one of Lana’s frogs to snatch it away. So, Lincoln decided to take a bag or pretzels instead, only for that bag to be snatched by one of Lana’s snakes. Finally, he saw Lana’s ant farm walking off with the rest of the snacks.

“Lana, what gives?” Lincoln asked.

“You robbed my pets of their food,” Lana explained, “so they’re taking your snacks to make up for it.”

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Lincoln: So you’re just gonna starve me so you can get your filthy money back?!