User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 9 (Preview)

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''Luan: Oh… so it's a prank war you want, it's a prank war you'll get, sister! Just as soon as I can get my hand off my face! [pulls on it once more. This time it comes off, but leaves a painful hand-shaped mark on her face] Ow! (growls, vowing revenge on Lynn)''

''[Cuts to later where Lynn takes out her usual meatball sub from the fridge and warms it up in microwave. She takes it out, but once she bites into her it, she begins to sweat, and her face turns red]''

''Lynn: Ahh! My mouth is burning! (panting crazily)''

Lori: That doesn't sound like Lynn to me. One time I saw her wolf down a whole plate of buffalo wings without even flinching.

Lincoln: A plate of buffalo wings that was supposed to be for everyone, by the way.

Lynn: Hey, I needed the protein. [Flexes biceps] Gotta keep my babies fed.

[She rushes over to the fridge, but the water doesn't work.]

Lynn: Well, duh. Any spice monger knows that you don't try to douse your mouth with water. Water only makes it worse.

''[All of the milk and other liquid cartons have been crushed and emptied out. Lynn goes to the sink, but nothing comes out. Lynn runs over to the garden hose, but again, nothing comes out. Finally, she sees that the dog bowl is full of cold water. With no other option at the moment, Lynn rushes over to the dog bowl and drinks right out of it]''

Lynn: Ahh… so much better.

Luan: Hey Lynn, "water" you doing with that dog bowl?

Lincoln: Hold on. Did Luan shut off all the water just for that prank?

Lori: She does realize she'd be inconveniencing everyone in the house by doing that, right? Including herself?

Luan: Eh. The prank justifies the means. That's what I always say.

[Lynn glances at Luan, who is standing with Lincoln, Leni, Lana, and Lucy, who are laughing at Lynn]

''Luan: your sandwich looked a little bland, so I thought I might "spice" it up a bit. (holds up hot sauce bottle) (laughs)''

Lynn: (growls at Luan)

''Leni: Aww, Lynn, you never told me you were a dog. Come here girl!''

Lynn: Leni, not helping…

[Lynn blushes, which Lincoln takes notice of.]

Lincoln: Um, Lynn? What's up?

Lynn: N-nothing. I'm fine.

[Beat]

Lisa: She recently googled "puppy play". Make of that what you will.

Lynn: [Blushes deeper] Do you have any respect for others' privacy?!

Lisa: Not particularly.

This week on Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: "All's Fair in Pranks and War" by TheMaximumMatt!

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