User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Absent Minded

Clyde won a perfect attendance award.

This was the biggest school prize that he'd scored,

But he looked through his journal and what did it say,

But a big frowny face with "Didn't go to school today?"

Clyde said, "Oh no! My award isn't real!",

But Lincoln said, "Buddy, it's not a big deal".

Clyde was concerned and said, "I'll take it back,"

But when he tried to, Huggins then did sidetrack,

Clyde by saying, "How about I make you,

My assistant and you could help me decide what to do?"

Clyde thought, "Be the big cheese's helper? Hooray!",

Especially when he said he could be principal one day.

Huggins dropped Clyde off and Clyde talked to Lincoln.

He said, "I didn't tell him. I wasn't thinkin'."

Linc said, "That's fine. You'd be good running school."

So Clyde used his new job, which he thought was cool,

But Cheryl wanted him to sort school records too,

Which made him pass out as he tended to do.

When he woke up, he had a plan:

"Let's sneak in and get rid of it if we can."

Clyde had his doubts, but Lincoln was in,

So they went in to cover up the attendence sin.

They snatched the file and thought, "My fears are no more.",

But then they saw a janitor mopping the floor.

They cleaned the bathroom so he wouldn't spill the lie,

Then both of the boys saw Pakowski nearby.

They got rid of the barnacles so Clyde wouldn't fear,

But the school nurse named Patty was sunbathing there.

They checked kids for head lice and now they were free.

Huggins said, "You've earned your own go-kart you see,

For helping the school stuff, you're such a good guy!".

Clyde then felt guilty-- this felt like a lie.

So in the announcements, he blurted it out:

"My attendance ain't perfect, and my character I doubt.

I'm quitting this job. It's the least I can do.",

But then Cheryl said, "Clyde, it wasn't just you.

The school was closed due to the toilet breaking down."

Clyde was happy that he had no reason to frown.