User blog:Aartistboy714/Art and Chaos (Alternate Ending)

This is just a little alternate ending of what would've happened in one of TheMaximumMatt's stories: Art and Chaos (with permission from the user himself)!

[Cut to at the school where Lola and Lana are smiling happily with their respective paintings.]

Lola: So... where is Hugh?

Lana: What's taking the art contest so long? I can't keep smiling for long.

Teacher: Attention student! The art competition will begin shortly once all of the judges are here.

Huggins: Where is Hugh?

Lola and Lana: Yes! Where is he?!

Lola: I aksed about him first!

Lana: No! I did!

Lola: You just want him all to yourself!

Lana: Uh-duh I do! You're gonna win him with that picture?

Lola: What's wrong with it?

Lana: It's all flowery and gross!

Lola: Mine is gross!? Your's looks like it was made out of mud or something!

Lana: That's because it is!

Lola: You think that's better than mine!

Lana: Well, if a mud painting is better looking than yours, then it really shows how lame of an artist you are!

[Lola's eyes widen.]

Lola: I will win hs heart even if I have to destroy you!

Lana: Come at me then!

[Lola and Lana get into a huge fight, which results in them destroying their paintings.]

Lola: Lana! Look what you did!

Lana: Me?! Look what you did!

Teacher: Enough! Both of you are disqualified!

Lola and Lana: What?! What for?!

Teacher: For tampering with each other's artwork, which goes against the tournament's rules!

[Just then, they hear doors opening.]

Teacher: Oh, Hugh, it's so good to see you!

''[Lola and Lana gasp as they turn their heads to see Hugh. Hugh, however, is a thin min with glasses and a red checkered shirt.]''

Hugh: It's an honor to be here.

Lola: That's Hugh?

Huggins: Yes! You know him don't you? [walks off]

''[Lola and Lana are completely speechless. The walk out of the building blushing and holding their destroyed pieces of work.]''

Lana: Man. I feel stupid.

Lola: Me too. I can't believe we were fighting over who we thought was Hugh from before.

Lana: I can't believe there's another man named Hugh at all.

[Then, they stare their destroyed pieces of work.]

Lola: Lana. I'm sorry I wrecked your paitning and got us kicked out.

Lana: I'm sorry too. I guess I didn't realize how petty I was being until I had to be slapped in the face by reality after being kicked out.

Lola: Same. And it cost us the victory too. How about from now on, we don't let any silly guy get between us. OK?

Lana: Okay sure.

[Lola and Lana hug.]

Lana: What are we gonna tell the family when we say we wasted their time for nothing?

[Lana spoke of the devil (or devils to be precise); they both stopped in their tracks to see their family standing by Vanzilla crossing their arms with dissatisfied looks on their faces; they've clearly heard what Lana and Lola were talking about.]

Lola: I think they get the picture.

Lincoln: You mean all this time you guys entered an art competition and made us pose all day just because you thought my old tutor was going to be there?!

Lori: I had to miss a bus to go visit Bobby at the Casagrande Bodega for this!

Lynn: I can't move some my limbs or body parts because of you! Now I can't go to any of my baseball games!

Rita: And worst of all: instead of working seperately, you two went against each other and ruined each of your own hard work because of your petty competiton! What do you young ladies have to say for yourselves?!

Lola: We're sorry, guys. Really we are.

Lana: I guess got a little-

Luna: A little, little dude?

Lana: [sighs] Okay! We got way too carried with wanting to make our pictures perfect so we could see Hugh.

Lola: But more importantly, we're sorry for wasting all of your time for this.

Lana: If there's anything we can do to make it up to you guys, we'll do it.

Lynn Sr.: Oh, believe us, we know you will because we all have something in mind.

[The twins look at each other and gulped.]

[Wipe to Lola and Lana making poses with each other, much to their discomfort.]

Lola: [straining] How long do we have to stay like this?!

Lana: [also straining] Yeah! My butt's itching and I can't hold it on forever!

[Lynn Sr. is painting a picture of his twin daughters.]

Lynn Sr.: Until all of us finish our paintings.

[Behind Lynn Sr. was his wife and the rest of their children waiting in line to paint their picture.]

Lana: [to Lola] So do we agree we'll never do something like this ever again?

[Suddenly, Walt flies over the twins and poops on top of Lola's head, much to his amusement and her annoyance.]

Lola: Yeah, we're never doing this again.

THE END

Moral: Never jump to conclusions.