User blog comment:HaloIsTheBestGameEver/Movie Idea/@comment-24364245-20160816000326

Pretty morbid, but sounds good. A perfect reason for Lincoln to run away. Here's what I think his goodbye letter should read:

Sisters,

You may remember that I accidentally hurt Lily by kicking a soccer ball in fury. To me, it was an accident, as I never intended to hurt her. However, due to your habit of jumping of conclusions, you think I intentionally hurt her. Because of this, you furiously beat me up and said that you wished that I never existed. So, I'm leaving forever. Don't bother looking for me, I'm pretty sure that you'll all agree that your lives would be better if there wasn't a boy in the family. If Mom and Dad ground you because I'm missing, you only have yourselves to blame. Hope you have a better life without a brother. So long, non-sisters!

-Lincoln Loud