User blog:MrTyeDye/Fanfiction: Peeking Through the Fourth Wall (Episode 19)

''[We open on the couch. This time, Lincoln and Lisa are joined by Luan, Lynn and Lana.]''

Lincoln: Hey, everyone! Welcome back to Peeking Through the Fourth Wall. Today, we'll be revisiting an author we haven't seen in a while. This is "Snowmageddon" by Harburton81.

Lisa: If memory serves, this is the author who decided to designate five of us as "nice" sisters and five of us as "mean" sisters.

Lynn and Lana: Which one was I?

Lincoln: [To Lana] You were nice. [To Lynn] You were mean.

Lana: All right!

Lynn: Hey! How is she nicer than me?! She let her stupid snake eat all my protein bars!

Lana: Yeah, well, calling my pet "stupid" isn't very nice, either!

Lincoln: Guys, guys! It doesn't matter, okay? We've moved past that. It's over now.

Lynn: Fine.

''[Lincoln takes the remote and gets the fic ready. He notices Lana thumbing her nose at Lynn.]''

Lincoln: Cut that out!

(It's snowing at the Loud House while cold winds are breezing throughout the horizon and snowflakes are falling on the ground. Lincoln is inside his room drinking a mug of hot cocoa)

''LINCOLN: Now that's good cocoa. (to the viewers) Winter days are fun here at the Loud House. However, winter days aren't fun...''

Lincoln: Well, are they or aren't they?

LINCOLN:...thanks to certain ponytail wearing sister of mine.

Lynn and Luan: [To each other] He's talking about you. What?! Me?! What's wrong with me?! You're the one around here who's a total pain!

LINCOLN: If you'd think I'm talking about Lynn, you're dead wrong.

Lynn: HA! Knew it! In your face!

[Lynn stands up on the couch and does pelvic thrusts in Luan's face.]

Luan: Shove that thing in my face one more time and I'm going to flick it.

[Lynn promptly jumps off the couch and sits back down.]

LINCOLN: Luan is the cause, and every year she does snow related pranks to us that get us frostbite for weeks.

Lisa: Given the fact that frostbite typically necessitates amputation, I'm going to have to call that a gross exaggeration.

(It shows Mr. Grouse is checking through his mailbox, and a barrage of snowball come out of it and he gets bombarded by snowballs)

MR. GROUSE: Man, I wish I could've been inside my home with a decent sports package.

(It cuts back to Lincolnn finishing his cocoa, he closes his window)

''LINCOLN: See what I mean? Luan called this, (gulps) "Snowmageddon".''

Luan: Even if this was actually a thing, I wouldn't call it "Snowmageddon". I'd try to think of something more clever.

Lincoln: Like what?

Luan: "Nuclear Winter", maybe?

''LINCOLN: I better prepare myself as well with my other sisters. Before I do that, here's a montage of all the snow-related pranks she've done.''

(As the lone boy of the family said that, it cuts to flashbacks of Luan's various snow-related pranks. Flashback #1 shows the twins are trapped in a pile of snow)

''LUAN: You "snow" the drill! No snow in our pants! (laughs)''

Lincoln: Since when is that a rule?

Lana: Yeah! I like getting snow in my pants. 'Specially when it melts and slides down my buttcrack. [Giggles]

[Everyone else cringes in disgust.]

Lynn: Okay, none of us needed to know that.

(Flashback #2 shows Lynn is lying hurt on a pile of snow, the snow falls to reveal to be a sack of potatoes. Luan then appears on a sled)

Lynn: How would that hurt? Potatoes are soft.

Lincoln: Unless you're talking about Lori's home fries. Those are diamond-hard.

Luan: Don't remind me. After eating those, all I could think was, "Thank God my mom works for a dentist."

''LUAN: It "sled" you to the wrong conclusion! (laughs)''

(Flashback #3 shows Lincoln is freezing in a block of ice)

''LUAN: I hope you have an "ice" day, Lincoln! (laughs)''

Lana: Oh, hey, an ice pun. I imagine we'll be in for a lot of those.

Lincoln: It'll feel like watching Batman and Robin.

Luan: Ooh, that one's my favorite! Way more fun than that "Dark Knight" snoozefest.

Lincoln: Um, Luan? I'd take that back if I were you.

Luan: Or what?

''[Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. Curious, Luan gets up and answers it. She sees an army of comic book fans gathered outside the house, wielding torches and pitchforks, burning effigies of Luan and holding up signs with slogans like 'DOWN WITH LUAN' and 'HELL NO, SHE MUST GO'.]''

Luan: It's called an opinion! Deal with it! [slams door]

(It cuts back to the present where Lincoln shivers)

''LINCOLN: Oh, man. (aggravated) And I'm still peeved that Luan shoves a bucket of snow down my pants. I wonder if the other sisters are preparing themselves for Snowmageddon.''

(Lincoln walks out of his room to see the hallway is entirely empty)

''LINCOLN: Oh, yeah. The other sisters were so scared of Snowmageddon, that they hide at Pop Pop's for the weekend.''

Lana: So, wait. All of us chickened out but Lincoln?

Lisa: Apparently.

Lana: Phooey! I'm way braver than Lincoln!

Lincoln: Oh, sure you are. At least until the doctor says you need a shot.

Lana: Shot?! Who said shot?! I'm not sick! I don't need a shot! KEEP THAT NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME!

[Lana hides under the couch cushions.]

(Suddendly, a computer monitor appears in front of Lincoln and it switches on by itself, showing Luan, in her winter clothes, is in her room with a slingshot)

LUAN: Hello, my dear brother.

''LINCOLN: Hello? Hello to yourself! Why are you always doing these snow-related pranks?''

Luan: Why does a bird fly? Why does a bee sting? Why does a Tumblr blogger spread misinformation?

Pranking is what I do, Linc. It's just my nature.

''LUAN: It's all prank and war, brother! You better hide because there's "snow" way out! (laughs) Later!''

(Luan signs off. Lincoln is left there, scared)

''LINCOLN: Oh, man. I wonder how the others are doing.''

(It shows Sunset Canyon Retirement Home where the other sisters are drinking hot chocolate in Pop Pop'a living room)

ALBERT: How's the hot cocoa, girls?

LORI: It's literally the best cocoa I've ever tasted!

LUNA: Dude, this was a rocking idea to come to Pop Pop's place!

Lincoln: Yeah, so rocking that you decided to just leave me out of it.

LYNN: Yeah, I am not getting trapped in another one of Luan's pranks!

''LANA: Wait a second... if we're here, then who's left at the house?''

Lincoln: Wha... so you just forgot about me entirely?!

Luan: And I thought they were just giving you the cold shoulder! [Laughs] Get it? But seriously, that's pretty heinous.

LUCY: Obviously, Luan is still there.

(The sisters talk among themselves, then they all gasp)

SISTERS: SHE'S GONNA PRANK LINCOLN!

''ALBERT: Girls! Girls! What's the matter?''

LENI: This is very bad!

LOLA: This is totes bad!

Lana: Eh? I thought saying "totes" was Leni's thing.

LOLA AND LENI: Linky's alone at Snowmageddon!

ALBERT: What's Snowmageddon?

LORI: Snowmageddon is when that pontytail pranking psycho unleashes a whirlwind of snow fury!

''LISA: As in other words, Luan does snow related pranks to us. Hence the reason why we snuck out of the house and went to here.''

(Luna dials Lincoln's phone number on her phone and tosses it to Leni)

LUNA: Call Lincoln and make he's okay, dude.

Lincoln: Why couldn't she just do that herself?

LENI: I'm on it.

(Back at home, Lincoln, now wearing his winter clothes, is in his room with tons of snacks, drinks, a heater, and many other things)

LINCOLN: Okay, I got lots of food, I got my winter clothes on, and no Luan in sight.

(Lincoln then gets a ring from his cell phone, he answers it and puts it on speaker phone)

LINCOLN: Hello?

(The other sisters quickly gathers around Leni)

LENI: Linky, are you okay?!

''LINCOLN: Girls? Is that you?''

''LENI: Are you hurt?! Are you sick?!''

''LINCOLN: No, no! I'm okay. I figure that Luan didn't start her pranking spree, so I bundle up in my winter clothes and has supplies in my room.''

Lincoln: Is bundling up really necessary if I'm not going outside?

Lynn: And if you're gonna do that, why do you even need the heater? You'd just get really sweaty.

LYNN: Smart move, dude.

LINCOLN: Man, I hope Luan doesn't go insane psycho with her pranking.

Lynn: I mean, there's really not much she can do if you just stay holed up in your room.

Lincoln: But for how long? I'd have to come out of it eventually when I run out of supplies.

Lynn: Sure, but she'd probably get bored waiting for you.

Luan: Ah, you underestimate me, Lynn. A true prankster will wait as long as she needs to for the right moment. I've gone on stakeouts as long as thirty-six hours before.

Lynn: Geez. But how do you even-

Luan: Snacks. Lots and lots of snacks. Usually dried fruits and cold cuts. You know, things that don't crunch.

[Beat]

Luan: Also, diapers.

''LUNA: We'll talk later, bro. Good luck.''

LINCOLN: Thanks, see ya.

(Lincoln hangs up. Luna hangs up and Leni hands Luna her phone)

''LORI: I hope he'll be okay. He did sacrifice himself for us when he suffer through all of those pranks.''

LYNN: And that time he and Dad thought of that plan to get Luan back.

''LOLA: What are we standing her for? We gotta go back and help him!''

(The sisters begin to put on their winter clothes)

ALBERT: Girls, what's the rush?

LORI: We gotta get home before Luan brutally prank our brother!

ALBERT: Not before eating a cookie?

LOLA: We appreciate your cooking, Pop Pop, but we have to leave, ASAP.

Lisa: Technically, that would be baking, not cooking.

Lana: Anyone else think it's weird that we bake cookies? You know, even though they're called cookies?

Luan: Yeah, and we cook bacon! What's up with that?

ALBERT: (pulls up a tray) But they're double chocolate chip.

(Upon hearing that, the girls rushes to Pop-Pop and takes a cookie, they begin munching on a cookie)

LORI: Maybe we can stay here for a couple of more minutes.

Lincoln: Oh, nice. Prioritizing cookies over me.

Luan: No girl can resist the call of the cookie. You should know that by now, Linc.

(At home, Lincoln is eating a sandwich, he notices his watch is beeping. He swallows his sandwich and finds the time is now 12:00, high noon)

''LINCOLN: Snowmageddon starts now. (he sips is cocoa) It's time to de-prank this evil enchantress.''

Lana: Be careful. If you look into her eyes, she'll put you in trances.

(Lincoln then walks out of his room and proceeds to walk downstairs. Unbeknownst to Lincoln, the stairs are completely covered in ice and he slips on the ice, causing him to fall down the stairs)

Lisa: What a wonderful opening act. You do realize that a fall down the stairs can kill someone, right?

''LINCOLN: Ow... that hurts.''

(Luan slyly slides down the banister to Lincoln)

''LUAN: There is "snow" way out of this one. (laughs)''

Lincoln: You used that joke already.

LINCOLN: You already use that joke!

Lincoln: See? Even he called you out on it.

''LUAN: Doesn't matter. You just set only one prank in this house. There are a total of 14 pranks in and around the house. That's a slippery slope. (skates off)''

Lisa: No, a slippery slope is a fallacy asserting that one inconsequential event will trigger a chain of events that will ultimately result in disaster. It makes no sense in this context.

''LINCOLN: I am gonna hurt her. (gets up and skates to the couch)''

Luan: No offense, but I'm not really intimidated hearing that from you.

Lincoln: What's that supposed to mean?

Luan: It means it's hard to feel threatened by someone who almost tore a muscle trying to open a chip bag.

''LINCOLN: Okay, she said there's 14 more pranks in and around the house. I set off one of them, so there is 13 more to go.''

(A pair of arms then takes Lincoln, who screams. In Rita's room, it shows Lincoln is tied up on a chair, it shows two large silhouettes appear in front of him)

Lincoln: Wha... how is this even a prank?! This is just kidnapping!

''LINCOLN: Huh? What's going on?! Where am I?!''

(One of the sillhouettes then turn the lights on, revealing it's Rita and Lynn Sr.)

[Everyone at the screen gawks in disbelief.]

Lynn: What...

Lincoln: The...

Lana: Fudge?

''LINCOLN: Mom? Dad? Why'd you tied me up?''

RITA: Alright, who are you and what have you done with Lincoln?!

''LINCOLN: (baffled) Are you serious?! It's me!''

LYNN SR: But how'd we know if you're our son?

LINCOLN: (sighs in annoyance) Okay, Mom, while we're at the dentist, you wanted to be a novelist, and Dad, you quit your I.T. job because you wanted to be a chef.

LYNN SR AND RITA: (happy) Lincoln, it is you!

(Rita then quickly unties Lincoln as she and Lynn Sr. hugs their son)

[Beat]

Lincoln: Someone want to explain to me what just happened? Why would they think I was somebody else?!

Lisa: Your guess is as good as mine.

RITA: Thank goodness, you're alright, sweetie!

''LINCOLN: Yeah, no kidding. Luan has gone insane with Snowmageddon!''

''LYNN SR: I agree, son. She already got us a snowball barrage.''

(It shows snowballs all around their room)

LINCOLN: Whoa.

Lisa: "Whoa", indeed. It's anyone's guess how she managed to bring all of that snow inside without it melting. I can only assume she has cryokinetic powers.

RITA: What are you doing down here, anyway?

LINCOLN: I'm going to stop Luan and to put an end to Snowmageddon.

''LYNN SR: It's a suicide mission! You'll get "iced"! (chuckles)''

(Rita glares at her husband because of this time)

LYNN SR: Oh, sorry.

''LINCOLN: Mother, father, please let me do this. I'll suffer any prank that comes to me. I just wanna protect my loved ones.''

RITA: (sighs) I know I'm gonna regret this, but good luck, sweetie.

LINCOLN: Thanks, guys.

(Lynn Sr and Rita then hugs Lincoln. He then exits his parents' room as they boarded up their room. He puts on a scarf)

[Lincoln looks expectantly at Lisa.]

Lisa: What?

Lincoln: You're not going to call out that random tense change?

Lisa: Honestly, at this point I'm just numb to them.

''LINCOLN: Let's "ice" this sucka. (cracks his neck)''

Luan: So you call me out for reusing puns, and then you go ahead and steal one from Dad.

(Lincoln then pulls out the blueprints of the the house and crosses off the staircase)

LINCOLN: Let's start with the kitchen.

(Lincoln then walks to the kitchen to look around for what prank Luan is doing next)

LINCOLN: Let's see what else is there.

(Lincoln then finds the freezer shaking wildly, he opens it and a block of ice was launch from the freezer by a spring as it hits Lincoln, causing him to fall. His chipped tooth hits the ice block, causing it to break)

LINCOLN: Ow, my chipped tooth.

''LUAN: That's a "chip" of the old block! (laughs)''

Lisa: Assuming that wasn't one of his baby teeth, you just disfigured him for life. Don't you feel at least a little remorse for that?

(Lincoln then crosses off the kitchen, Lincoln then thinks of a way to get back upstairs)

LINCOLN: Man, I hope there's a way to get back upstairs.

Lisa: And once again, we have characters parroting what the narrator just said.

(Lincoln got an idea.)

Lisa: [As Lincoln] "I have an idea!"

(It shows Lincoln is next to the thermometer, he turns it from 34 degrees to 92 degrees.)

Lisa: [As Lincoln] "I'm going to turn this thermometer from-"

Lincoln: We get the point, Lisa.

(The heat melted the ice off the stairs, giving Lincoln the chance to run back upstairs. In her room, Luan watched what Lincoln did and is enraged)

''LUAN: Oh, he's good! But he's not stopping me!''

(Luan then pulls something out of her bunk-bed and it's a safe. She puts in the combination in this order: 5-2-20-16. She opens it and presses a button and something in Lisa and Lily's room then glow red eyes. It, off-screen, goes to Luan and Luna's room. Luan then smiles deviously)

''LUAN: Let's see if you get out of this one, Lincoln. (laughs evilly)''

[Beat]

Luan: I think it's time again for the question game!

[Luan pulls out her phone, opens her stopwatch app and sets the timer for one minute.]

Luan: And... GO!

Lynn: Is Lisa in on this whole pranking operation?

Lincoln: If she is, why would she need to run away? Couldn't she convince Luan to spare her in exchange for the use of her gadgets?

Lana: And if she isn't, how did Luan get her hands on that remote, and how does she know how to use it?

Luan: More importantly, how did I know the combination to that safe?

Lisa: And why did she wait until now to open it? Wouldn't it be more convenient to have it within reach? It's not as though-

[The timer goes off.]

Luan: Five questions. Not bad, but we've done better.

(As Luan is laughing, it cuts back to Sunset Canyon Retirement Home where the other sisters are in a hot tub, relaxing)

Lincoln: Wha... what happened to, "We've gotta go save Lincoln"?! I thought you'd be out the door as soon as you finished those cookies.

Lana: Well, you know how it goes, Linc. If you give a Loud a cookie, she'll want a hot tub to go with it.

[Beat]

Lana: Or something like that.

''LORI: (sighs) This is the life. I can't believe this retirement home has a hot tub.''

''LENI: Totes. You said it, Lori.''

LUNA: Nice thinking of bringing our swimsuits, dude.

ALBERT: (swimming in the pool) Make yourself at home, girls.

(Lynn notices Pop-Pop's swimming trunks are next to the pool)

''LYNN: Um... Pop-Pop, your trunks are... (shudders) Never mind.''

[Luan, Lynn and Lincoln cringe in disgust.]

Lynn: Not even touching that one.

(Lisa is sitting near the pool reading a book, she realizes something)

LUNA: What's wrong, dude?

LISA: (scratching her head, nervous) Well, I might lend Luan my robot, Robot Tood, I may have reprogrammed him.

Lincoln: What do you mean, you might? Either you did or you didn't.

LOLA: The same robot that helps you become average after you transfered to Lincoln's 5th grade class?

LISA: Yeah, and I kind of let Luan borrow Robot Todd for Snowmageddon after I made a deal with her, and now he's gonna iced Lincoln.

Lincoln: Wha... why would you do that and just forget about it?!

LUNA: (angered) You did what?!

(Everyone else scolds Lisa for her idiocy, Lori's phone then rings and she answers it)

LORI: Hello?

LUAN: Ah, it turns out that Lisa told you guys about our deal.

Lynn: How did she know that?

''LUCY: Deal? What deal?''

''LUAN: Well, my gloomy sister, Lisa let me borrow some spare parts and build a few robots a prank I've been saving upon on. Plus, it'll "ice" Lincoln for good. (laughs evilly)''

(Luan hangs up the phone. Everyone then glares at Lisa, who smiles nervously)

LISA: She exchange for some spare parts for I can get some money for a new textbook.

Lana: A textbook? You sold your brother out for a textbook?!

Lisa: I am not that easily bribed.

LORI: Lisa, how could you?!

''LISA: I'm sorry, Lori! That she-devil forced for a deal I can't get out of!''

''LANA: Oh, man. Now we got to go back for him this time.''

Lincoln: Wasn't that what you were going to do anyway?

Lynn: Yeah, but, you know... cookies.

Lincoln: Say, why are you so cookie crazy? You're an athlete. You don't need the empty calories.

Lynn: That doesn't mean I can't pig out every now and then. You know how much money Tony Hawk made shilling junk food?

(The sisters then runs to Pop'Pop's room and begin to change into their regular clothes and begin to put on their winter clothes)

LENI: Man, I hope Linky will be okay.

(Suddendly, a bunch of ropes then was launched around the room, the ropes then were around the sisters, thus tying them up)

SISTERS: Dang it!

Lynn: So Luan somehow knew that we'd run off to Pop-Pop's, forget to bring Lincoln, and then try to go back for him?

Luan: It's all part of being a prankster. Gotta plan for every possible outcome.

(Back at home, Lincoln hurries out of Lori and Leni's room while getting hit by many ice cubes. He shuts the door and pants)

LINCOLN: Man, Lori's going to be so mad when she find out that Luan covered her room with ice cubes.

(Lincoln then checks off Lori and Leni's room, he finds that there is only one room left: Luna and Luan's room)

''LINCOLN: (excited) Haha! There's only one room left! (opens the door) Luan, I'm coming... (his excitement turns into shock) after you.''

(It shows Robot Todd is in Luan's room)

LINCOLN: (relieved) Oh, it's just Robot Todd.

(However, Todd then extends his magnet into a launcher, his scissors then changes into a buzzsaw, his wheel transformed into two large feet.)

[Everyone gawks at the screen.]

Lana: Geez Louise!

Lynn: When did this become the Royal Woods Chainsaw Massacre?!

(Todd then grows much larger and changes more menacingly)

''ROBOT TODD: Namaste! YOU'RE GONNA BE ICED!''

Lana: Nama-what?

Lisa: "Namaste". It's an all-purpose greeting, often used in India and Nepal.

Lynn: So then why did-

Lisa: I don't know.

(Todd then uses its scanner to scans a shocked Lincoln and gets an identity confirmation. It says "Lincoln Loud, Only Male, White Hair, The Man with the Plan, and Comic Book Reader" next to him. His scanner beeps a couple of times)

''ROBOT TODD: Identity confirmed. OBLITERATE LINCOLN LOUD!''

Luan: Exterminate! Exterminate!

''[Lynn, Lincoln and Lana look at her blankly. Lisa laughs.]''

Lisa: Normally, I'm not a fan of referential humor, but that was quite an admirable impression.

Luan: Thanks!

(Lincoln gulps in shock. It shows Lincoln kicking down the door while screaming in horror as Robot Todd gives chase and start firing snowballs at Lincoln)

Lincoln: Well, at least he's not actually using that buzzsaw.

Lana: I think he just took it out to scare you.

''LINCOLN: (scared) Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Luan has transformed into a pranking psycho, my other sisters flaked out on me, and now, Lisa's killer robot now want to obliterate me!''

(Lincoln then jumps and slides on the banister downstairs while Robot Todd begins to shoot a barrage of snowballs at Lincoln, who dodges them all. He then barges outside as Robot Todd crashes through the front of the house)

''LINCOLN: Oh, I'm so gonna kill Luan! But first I need to hide!''

(Lincoln then looks around the outside of the house, he finds Lisa's bunker in the backyard)

LINCOLN: Perfect!

(Lincoln then runs to the backyard and went inside Lisa's bunker. Back in Luan and Luna's room, Luan is watching Lincoln through several monitors, she laughs while eating a churro)

Luan: Huh. Kind of thought I'd be eating a bowl of dry Froot Loops with a glass of milk on the side.

[This time, nobody else laughs.]

Luan: You'll get it when you're older.

''LUAN: Look at him, he's hiding like the snowflake-haired wimp he is! (realizes) Wait a minute and/or second, if he's hiding in here, he is planning something! (snaps her churro in half)''

(Inside Lisa bunker, Lincoln is drinking a mug of cocoa)

''LINCOLN: Man, I gotta give props to Lisa about this bunker. (finishes his cocoa and tosses the mug away) Okay, now I need to find a way to stop Robot Todd! (snaps his fingers) Got it!''

(Lincoln then looks around Lisa's bunker to find something that can stop Robot Todd, he finds a flare gun and a stun baton)

Lincoln: A what, and a what?!

Lynn: [To Lisa] Why do you have those?!

Lisa: That's on a need-to-know basis, I'm afraid.

Lana: Ooh, can I borrow the stun thingy?

Lisa: For what? Your animals?

[Lana slaps Lisa hard across the face.]

Lana: How dare you. I would never use it for that! It'd be cruel!

Lisa: [Rubs cheek] Yes, yes, you've made your point. But then what do you intend to use it for, if not that?

Lana: To bug Lola. [Giggles]

''LINCOLN: Seriously, where did Lisa get all of this stuff? I wonder how the others are doing.''

(It cuts back to Pop-Pop's house where the sisters are there, tied-up and bored)

LUNA: So, dudes, how long we've been tied up?

LUCY: (annoyed) Two hours.

(The sisters then groan in annoyance, Lana begins gnawing on the rope to break herself free)

LOLA: Lana, what on earth are you doing?!

LORI: (gasps) I think she's trying to free herself!

Lisa: Oh, thank you for clarifying that, Lori. I thought she just enjoyed the taste of hemp.

Luan: Also, did you all just sit around doing nothing for two hours before somebody decided to try to escape?

(After one hour of gnawing on the rope, she is finally free from the ropes, the others cheer for Lana)

Lana: An hour?! I could chew through a rope faster than that!

Lynn: Yeah, I'd believe that. You did chew up Dad's steel-toed boots once.

''LENI: That was brilliant! Can you untie us?''

''LANA: Sure thing! (pulls out a dagger) However, this might take a while because this rope is hard to cut through.''

Lynn: Okay, the stun baton was bad enough, but who would let a six-year-old have a knife?!

Lincoln: Well, we do let her use power tools.

(Back at the Loud residence, Robot Todd is searching around the outside of the house. In the backyard, Todd see's a snow version of Lincoln, he fires a laser and blasts it)

''ROBOT TODD: Wait a minute! This is a fake!''

(It shows the real Lincoln is hiding behind the tree, he shoots the flare gun up in the air, distracting Robot Todd. Luan see's this and spits out her cocoa)

LUAN: You've got to be kidding me!

(Outside, Lincoln uses the stun baton, thus electrocuting Robot Todd while he is short circuiting)

''ROBOT TODD: OBLITERATE... Obliterate... obliterate. (shuts down)''

(Robot Todd then falls on the ground, deactivated)

''LINCOLN: Note to self: help Lisa rebuild Robot Todd. It's time to end Snowmageddon once and for all!''

(Back in Luan and Luna's room, she is furious as she kicks Luna's drum set)

''LUAN: That's it! I'm gonna confront him myself!''

Luan: Doesn't this writer know anything about being a prankster? You don't throw a tantrum when things don't go according to plan. That's the mark of an amateur.

(Back at Pop-Pop's place, everyone else is free thanks to Lana, she is now trying to free Lori)

''LORI: Hurry up, Lana. The sooner we all get free, the sooner we can stop Luan.''

LANA: Almost there, Lori.

(Lana then manage to cut the last piece of rope that holds Lori, thus freeing her in the process)

''LORI: (excited) Lana, you did it! Now let's get home!''

''LUNA: Wait a minute, dudes. What if Luan prank-proofed this place?''

''LOLA: Good point, Luna. Everywhere we walked to, a prank can occur.''

LUCY: Let's vote on who out and see if she prank-proofed this place.

''SISTERS: Dibs not! (touchs their noses)''

(Leni realizes she's touching her eye instead of her nose)

''LENI: Aw, nuts. I guess I'll go.''

Lynn: Classic Leni.

LORI: Good luck, Leni!

(The siblings then push Leni out of the room. In the room, Lily notices a button near her foot)

LILY: (babbling) Wutton!

LORI: Lily, no!

(It's too late, Lily presses the button which causes a net to drop from behind and traps the siblings, the net then get suspended up in the air)

LISA: (annoyed) Oh, come on!

(It shows Leni is walking in the hallway of the retirement home)

''LENI: Hmm... no pranks around here.''

(Leni then notices a sign above her saying, "Freedom Is This Way" on it)

''LENI: "Freedom Is This Way"? Thank you, sign! (see's another sign) Thank you, sign!''

Lincoln: "Freedom"? Freedom from what?

Lisa: What exactly was she expecting that sign to lead her towards?

(Leni see's more and more signs and follows them into parts unknown once again. Back at the house, Lincoln is running for dear life as two smaller robots chases him)

LINCOLN: She got two smaller robots, and they're more deadlier than Todd!

Lynn: Since when? What, did she just pull them out of her butt?

[Lana cackles.]

(The two robots then pulls out a saw blade, horrifying Lincoln. He grabs a trash lid as the two robots launch the blades. Luckily, the blades hit only the trash lid and not Lincoln. He sighs in relief as he grabs the blades and tosses them at the robot, destroying them)

[Everyone stares at the screen in bewilderment.]

Luan: Am I trying to prank him or disembowel him?

''LINCOLN: They're weak to their own weapon. Now to stop Luan. But I need a plan, and I got a very good one too.''

(In her room, Luan is watching Lincoln through her monitors. She see's him waving a white flag, indicating he's surrendering)

Lisa: Okay, I wasn't going to say anything, but this is starting to irk me. Present tense verbs do not need apostrophes.

''LINCOLN: I surrender! Call off the pranks!''

''LUAN: (euphoric) YES! I WON!''

(Luan excitedly runs downstairs to the outside of the house. She see's a snow version of Lincoln with the white flag)

''LUAN: Wait a minute and/or second! This is a snow Lincoln, he's trying to trick me!''

(Lincoln is hiding behind the tree as he chuckles. He pulls out a bucket of snow and walks behind Luan)

''LUAN: He's not around here. Maybe he's in the backyard.''

(Lincoln then puts the snowball on Luan's butt)

LINCOLN: FROST BUTT!

Luan: Couldn't pass up the chance to get your hands on my butt, could you, Linc?

Lincoln: [Blushes] What?! No I - why would you even - that's not... you're sick, Luan, you know that?! Sick!

[Luan just laughs.]

LUAN: (screams in shock) Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!

LINCOLN: (laughs) Gotcha back!

LUAN: Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!

''LINCOLN: Take a cold, hard look at yourself, Luan. You've turn into a prank psychopath.''

''LUAN: Hey! How Rudolf you to say that! (laughs) Seriously, how rude!''

Lincoln: Hey, you know what else is rude? Attempted murder.

''LINCOLN: I'm rude?! You've been pranking me all afternoon!''

LYNN SR: (he and Rita are hiding behind a tree) Is it safe to come out?

Lincoln: So that's where they were.

Lynn: Why am I not surprised?

LINCOLN: Come on out, Mom and Dad.

''RITA: Luan, you've been pranking your brother all day. You gotta stop.''

LINCOLN: Yeah, I almost got killed by Lisa's robot.

LYNN SR: (shocked) WHEN DID LISA BUILD A ROBOT?!

LUAN: Actually, there's two more in the backyard that Lincoln destroyed.

LINCOLN: I almost got decimated by those robots.

RITA: Luan, Snowmageddon is officialy over!

Lincoln: If they could come in and do that at any time, why didn't they do it earlier?

Lisa: Cowardice. Shameless cowardice.

LUAN: Aw, darn it!

''LYNN SR: Come on, you almost got your little brother killed! You're insane!''

LINCOLN: (glaring at his father) Said the guy who assistaed Luan for a prank free decade.

''RITA: A DECADE?! (glares at Lynn Sr)''

Lana: I thought she already knew about that.

LYNN SR: I'm in trouble, am I?

''RITA: Big time. I'll deal with you later. (notice smoke is coming from the house) Honey, your lasagna's burning!''

(Lynn Sr screams in shock as he runs back in the house. Luan then gets all of the snow out of her butt)

LUAN: (to Lincoln, furious) You are gonna receive a brutal pranking you'll never forget.

Luan: A good prankster don't get angry when the joke gets turned back on her! If you can dish it out, you have to be able to take it! Doesn't this writer know anything about practical joking?!

(Lincoln, scared, then hugs Rita tightly)

''RITA: (to Lincoln) It'll be okay, sweetie. (to Luan) Luan Loud! Stop it!''

LUAN: I'm gonna finish him off!

''RITA: I'm very disappointed in you, young lady. I mean, you almost got your brother killed. He could've been in the hospital. You were so worried about your pranks, that you don't care about your family's saftey. You're the one who allow yourself to be isane with your pranking.''

(Luan then realizes that all of her pranks could've gotten her family, especially her brother, really hurt)

Lincoln: Now she realizes it?! She had her robot shoot saw blades at me!

''LUAN: (shocked) Oh my gosh. You're right. I was being so selfish about my pranks, that I forgot about the safety and comfort of my little brother. I just love doing pranks.''

RITA: I know you do, sweetheart.

(Luan walks up to Lincoln and stands on one knee as she puts her hands on his shoulder)

LUAN: Lincoln, I'm really sorry for all of those snow-related pranks I've done to you.

''LINCOLN: You think? You sent out death bots.''

Lana: Y'know, if you think about it, is this really all that different from what she does to us every April Fool's?

Luan: Um, yes? Look, I know I can go a little overboard when it comes to that.

[Lynn, Lincoln, Lana and Lisa give her pointed looks.]

Luan: Okay, a lot overboard. But be honest with me: have I ever made you afraid that you were going to die? Have I ever sent you to the hospital?

[The other four siblings think for a moment.]

Lincoln: No, I guess not.

''LUAN: I shouldn't have been mean with my pranking, and I realize my pranks can injure others too. Did you forgive me?''

LINCOLN: (not buying it) I need some time to think about.

(Luan sighs in sorrow that Lincoln didn't accept her apology)

Lisa: Understandable. It's going to take a lot of time for Lincoln to forgive such a-

''LINCOLN: (smiles) Aw, who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you, Luan. I forgive you.''

Lisa: Or not.

(Luan then gives Lincoln a genuine hug)

LUAN: I love you, Lincoln.

LINCOLN: I love you too, Luan.

RITA: Aw, I'm proud of you, Luan, and it's nice to see that you made up with Lincoln.

''LUAN: Thanks, Mom. I've learn my lesson. (quietly) At least I thought I did.''

LINCOLN: What was that, Luan?

''LUAN: Um, nothing. Hey, I promise I'll tone it down with the pranks.''

''RITA: Okay, since you promise to tone down the pranks, and you apologized, you're not grounded. Luan.''

''LUAN: (happy) Awesome! Because you owe $200 for all of the equipment I used.''

Lynn: So not only is she not going to be punished for almost killing her brother, but now she has the huevos to ask Mom to pay for all the stuff she used during the pranking. There's no way Mom is going to-

(Rita went back inside the house, Luan shares another hug with Lincoln, they shiver because of the cold air)

Lynn: A-a-am I on Mars?! Tell me I'm on Mars!

''LINCOLN: (shivering) Man, I am so cold right now. My hammies can need some warming up.''

Lana: His what?

Lynn: His hamstrings. You know, the back of the thigh muscle.

Luan: And he's complaining that those are cold? That's... a little weird. Not gonna lie.

''LUAN: (shivering) My toes are freezing. (gets an idea) I know a place that the two of us can warm up.''

(As Luan said that, it cuts to a local spa where Luan and Lincoln, in towels, are in a sauna together. They're relaxed by the warm steam)

''LINCOLN: Now isn't this great? A warm sauna to cool off after a cold, winter day.''

LUAN: You said it, little brother.

(In a locker room, someone, in a towel, opens her locker and puts her sunglasses and sandals in there. The person reveals to be Leni, while she closes her locker and heads into the sauna)

''LENI: (sits next to Luan and Lincoln) Lincoln! Luan!''

''LINCOLN: Oh, Leni! What are you doing here?''

''LENI: Well, I followed a bunch of signs that lead me to this really cool spa. This spa is totes perfect for cooling off.''

''LINCOLN: Hold up there, Leni. How'd you follow a bunch of signs here? (realizes and smirks at Luan) Luan.''

Lincoln: So those fake signs were leading her to the spa?

Luan: That's not much of a prank.

LUAN: Guilty as charged.

''LENI: (putting her arm around Lincoln) I'm just glad you're okay, little brother. (pokes Lincoln's nose)''

''LINCOLN: Thanks, Leni. I can't wait to tell the Lori and the others how I survived Snowmageddon.''

Lana: The Lori? Is that what we're calling her now?

Lincoln: Kinda makes her sound like a pro wrestler.

Lynn: Hmmm...

[We cut to an imagine spot of a muscular, spandex-clad Lori in the ring, body slamming Carol.]

Announcer: And a vicious body slam from The Lori! Carol Carnage looks like she's in trouble.

[Lori then gets down on the mat and wraps her thighs around Carol's midsection while twisting her arms behind her back.]

Announcer: She's going for it... she's got it! The Human Pretzel! Will Carol Carnage submit?!"

[We cut back to the couch.]

Lincoln: ...that was stupid.

Lisa: Immensely so.

Luan: Back to the fic, guys.

[The siblings turn their attention back to the TV.]

Lynn: I thought it was cool...

LENI: Where are the others at?

''LUAN: As is "snow" happens, they're gonna get a "cold" surprise. (laughs) Get it?''

LINCOLN: (getting suspicious) Luan, what did you do?

LUAN: Well, I might have pulled one more prank.

''LENI: Prank? What prank?''

(It cuts back to the retirement home where Lana is gnawing on the net)

''LORI: Come on, Lana! Keep chewing!''

LYNN: You have a few more to go!

(Lana then chews on the net so much, that the net breaks and the sisters fall on the floor)

LUNA: Let's go!

(The sisters run out of the room, Pop-Pop was napping on the couch. He wakes up and notices the net)

ALBERT: I gotta stop napping.

(The sisters then run out of the retirement home and get into the van. Lori starts the van, the airbag explodes, covering the entire van in snow)

SISTERS: (incensed) LUAN!

(It cuts back to the sauna)

LINCOLN: (shocked) You filled the airbag with snow?!

LUAN: (chuckles) Yep!

Lisa: Given the complete lack of remorse she's showing, I think it's safe to assume that she learned nothing from this experience. Glorious.

LENI: Isn't that the same stunt you pulled on April Fools Day with the paint?

LUAN: Yep, all me!

LINCOLN: They're gonna flat-out murder you, Luan!

LUAN: I doubted.

ONE HOUR LATER

(The three of them are walking home from the spa)

''LINCOLN: I'd admit, Luan. That spa did help me relax my glutes.''

Lynn: "Hammies"? "Glutes"? When did Lincoln start getting all muscle-savvy?

LENI: Totes.

''LUAN: Uh huh. Let's go home and drink some leftover cocoa.''

SIBLINGS: (offscreen; incensed) LUAN!

(Luan turns around to see her sisters looking very furious right now)

''LUAN: (laughing nervously) H-Hey, guys. I see you finally made it out of the snow.''

''LORI: (livid) You are wrong, Luan. You are the one who's gonna be receiving a brutal pranking you'll never forget.''

Luan: Why is she responding to something she wasn't around to hear?

Lynn: That's just how The Lori rolls, I guess.

LISA: (incensed) Used my robots to turn against my brother and I, will you?!

Luan: You gave them to me, knowing full well that I would use them for pranking. You've got no one to blame but yourself.

''LUAN: Um, about the snow in the airbag prank, um... (points to the other direction) Look, what's that?!''

(The other sisters turn their heads to see there's nothing. They turn back around to see Luan has run away)

LANA: GET HER!

(The siblings, except Leni and Lincoln, all pick up snowballs as they run after Luan)

''LINCOLN: Huh. Karma does get to Luan after all.''

''LENI: Yeah. You wanna go inside, change into our PJs, and drink some cocoa?''

LINCOLN: (excited) Do I?!

THE END

Lisa: And the moral of the story is that if you almost mortally wound your brother, a brief apology and a promise you don't intend to keep are all it takes to earn his forgiveness.

Luan: Well, I didn't totally get off scot-free.

Lisa: Your "punishment" was being pelted with snowballs. That's hardly proportionate.

Luan: Point taken.

[Beat]

Lana: So what now?

Lincoln: Well.. how about we change into our PJs and drink some cocoa?

Lisa: It's the middle of the afternoon.

Lynn: And it's summer.

Lincoln: Oh, right.

[Beat]

Lana: Ice cream break?

Luan, Lynn, Lincoln and Lisa: Ice cream break.