Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru/Script

Lincoln and Clyde: "♫ Oh... Mama's little baby loves short'nin'. Short'nin' Mama's little baby loves short'nin'... ♫" Clyde: "♫ Bread! ♫" Lincoln: "Very nice, Clyde. Clyde and I have a week to start a successful business for class. So we're gonna sell homemade chocolate pie!" Clyde: "We've never baked before. But how hard could it be? Everybody loves chocolate pie. My nana says that if they don't, you can't trust them." Lincoln: [opens shelf] "What? Empty wrappers. I should have known." Clyde: "It wasn't me! I was with you the whole time. Lincoln: [closes shelf] "I know, Clyde. It was my sisters. They're well-known chocoholics." Lori: "Mmm." Luna and Luan: "Mmm." Leni, Lynn, Lucy and Lisa: [sighing] Lana and Lola: "Mmm." Lily: [giggles] Clyde: "Well, what are we gonna do? I already rolled out 84 pie crusts!" Lincoln: "We'll just replace the chocolate with something equally delicious." Artie: [disgusted] "Ugh! What the heck kind of pie is this?" Lincoln and Clyde: "Salt and vinegar." Artie: "Gross!" Clyde: "I don't get it. It works on potato chips."