User blog:FirstDrellSpectre/Fanfiction - One of the Teens

My 45th fanfiction. WIP.

T-Rated (sophisticated humor)

Synopsis
Lincoln experiences hitting puberty and becoming a teenager.

Prologue
It was an early morning. All Louds were waking up.

Lincoln: [to the audience] Another day in the Loud House. I got up surprisingly early. [surprised] Wait a second! I hear a voice of a stranger. No, its my own voice! It changed! I sound deeper. First hair on my chest, then my mustache hair and now my voice. I'm simply growing up. This is exciting. [sniffing] What's that smell? I smell like this? I guess it's part of growing up. I must take a shower. I hope there is no line to the bathroom.

Lincoln opened door to his room quietly and smiled when saw no sister standing to the bathroom. He rushed there. In same time his sisters were waking up.

Luna was woke up. She tried to sit on her bed. During changing pose she felt some weight on her chest.

Luna: [surprised] Huh?? [she touched her chest] Is this what I think? [she looked on her chest and saw two round objects on it] Yes! Yes! Yes!

Luna left her bed and approached mirror.

Luna: I can't believe it! They finally grew! I must see them.

Luna removed her night shirt, leaving only panty on her body. She was excited to see her more mature body in mirror but when she opened her eyes, her excitement vanished in a second. She got sad when she realised she doesn't have breasts but sacks with sand sticked to her chest. She removed them with anger and felt pain on chest. Her screaming cause Luan wake up.

Luan: [sarcastically] Since when clock alarm sounds like a scream of condemned? [giggle] Get it?

Luna: [angry] You! How could you joke from my problem in such cruel way?!

Luan: Fact that you're a teenager and still didn't develop your womanly trait is the very reason to laugh.

Luna: You're not funny but cruel! Most of girls in my age are already young women and I... [sadly] I am mocked at school for this. That's a nightmare!

Luan: True nightmare will be if others see you in panty only. That's a common nightmare. [giggle]

Luna: [angry] Ugh! You little...! Ugh! [she put her night shirt back on her body] Don't laugh! You're a year younger than me, so soon you'll also experience the same. Then you'll see who has truly a reason to laugh.

Lucy woke up first and noticed Lynn's red blanket on her bed was wet so she began laughing.

Lynn: [waking up] What? Why are you laughing?

Lucy: [laughing] You... You wet your bed! You're a teen and still do this?

Lynn: Of course I don't! Stop laughing! [looking at her blanket] Wait. [she removed blanket from her bed and saw great spot of blood on her bedsheet] Aaaah!

Lucy: So much blood. Fascinating.

Lynn: [panicing] I'm bleeding! How could this happen? [she calmed down] Wait. [facepalm] Of course! Dang it! I forgot about tampon again!

Lucy: What are you talking about?

Lynn: Teenage girls bleed once per month. Tampons are made to prevent this.

Lucy: I can't wait to be a teenager. Every month I would have a blood on morning.

Lynn: You're not just spooky! You're sick! Nothing exciting is in this! Dang it! Now I have whole linen to change.

Leni and Lori woke up in same time.

Leni: Morning, Lori.

Lori: Morning, Leni. Ouch!

Leni: What happened?

Lori: Hair on my legs regrew and sticked to blanket. I must shave them again. I literally hate when this happens.

Leni: I have hair under my armpits. Gross.

Lori: Shaving isn't enough. We need to use wax depilation.

Leni: But it's painful.

Lori: But more effective. Staying beautiful requires sacrifaces.

Chapter 1 - Lincoln's new face
In bathroom Lincoln removed his pj and noticed more hair on his chest. He took a shower and then looked in mirror. He was surprised with his new look.

Lincoln: [to the audience] Aah! Oh mine! Whole my body is changing! My head! I hardly recognise myself. I'll just brush my teeth. With braces I need to be extra careful like Luan instructed me. [he brushed his teeth] I hope the sisters won't be as shocked as me on my sight. Just in case I'll cover my face with my towel. [he put towel on his face and opened bathroom door, where his sisteres were waiting]

Lori: Finally. How long you can occupy the bathroom? What's with this towel?

Lincoln: I washed my hair so I need this towel.

Leni: This towel changes your voice.

Lynn: [suspicious tone] Or maybe it's not Lincoln. Remove this towel!

Lincoln: Better not! I look ugly. You don't want to see me.

Lynn: [grabbing the towel] No excuses! [she removed the towel]

Lori: Lynn! Keep your place in line!

Lincoln: [covering his face] Don't look at me.

Luan: Come on! Braces don't make you stranger than me.

Lynn: [grabbing Lincoln's hands] You're in your family, we share all our problems. [removing Lincoln's hands from his face]

Sisters: [Gasp]

Lincoln: I told you don't want to see me.

Lynn: You look different but also familiar.

Leni: Luan, since when you have a white-haired clone?

Luan: If that's my clone, it must be failed.

Lisa: I wouldn't make a failed clone. [she stinged Lincoln]

Lincoln: Ouch! What are you doing?

Lisa: I took a DNA sample. [she lifted her left hand with a watch-like device on it] Now analysis. Check. It's Lincoln.

TBC