Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-33256424-20180523175001/@comment-32807753-20180530203018

In Alaska

(Lincoln and Joey climbed down while Lisa flew down with the three finding the Chorp-Yasei no tokage egg)

Lisa: (scans the egg with her joystick controlled hoverboard) Hmm, definitely alien in origin.

Lincoln: Awesome. So what's the best way to smash it? Rocks, right? They got any big rocks around here?

Lisa: What?! This is a major discovery of an ancient artifact!

Lincoln: Ancient alien artifact. Lesson one: alien always equal trouble.

(Lisa gets mad of Lincoln)

Lincoln: No offense, kid. I don't pick the target, I just drop the truth bomb.

Joey: As a matter of science, I feel compelled to give this anomaly a full investigation. However, as a proven alien menace does existshould we really be touching that?