User blog:Luna and Sam 1515/My Origin part 1

(One day, my friend, Jack and I arrived at Royal Woods, Michigan. Jack was excited to introduce me to the Loud family. But I was nervous.)

Jack: Here is Royal Woods Michigan. There are plenty of places in Royal Woods. Such as Dairyland Amusememt Park, the gas station Flip's Food & Fuel, this pizza arcade Gus's Games & Grub, etc. But let's start with the Loud House.

(We soon come across a two-story house filled with a bunch of chattering, music, followed by a loud explosion)

Me: I don't know. What if they don't like me?

Jack: I'm sure they will. Well... Lynn, Lori, and Lola might have to get used to you at first, but you'll be fine.

Me: (Gulps) Okay. (Jack knocks on the door)

Lincoln: I got it!

(Lincoln, the boy with the orange polo shirt, white hair, and a chipped tooth, opens the door)

Lincoln: Oh, hi Jack.

Jack: Hi, Lincoln. How's it going?

Lincoln: Pretty good. (Notices me) Oh, hello.

Me: (Nerously) Uh... hello.

Lincoln: Who's your new friend here, Jack?

Jack: This is Cris. I wanted to introduce her to the Loud family.

Me: Yeah, but I rather... (Jack grabs my hand)

Lincoln: Is she okay?

Jack: She's fine. She's just a little shy. Cris is worried that the new people she meets won't like her, but I said she'll eventually be fine with your sisters. At least I think that's it.

Me: I am kinda shy, but... I'll try to get use to the Loud family.

Lincoln: It's ok, we'll make sure you feel welcome. How about I introduce you to the rest of the family?

Me: Okay. (We walk into the house)

Lincoln: Welcome to... The Loud House. Surviving in a big family can be challenging.

Jack: Yeah. Even the littler things, like getting a turn in the bathroom.

Me: Whoa. Since of course it's you, your parents, and your 10 sisters.

Lincoln: Yep. And that's why I shall give you "Lincoln Loud's Three Ps to go poo and pee". Patience, perseverance, and the most important P, problem solving. And these three steps get me to the bathroom every time.

Jack: It's true.

Me: Okay. So where are your sisters, Lincoln?

Lori: (Coming out of her bedroom texting with Bobby) That is literally LOL Bobby. Hurry up, Leni! Time to go!

Leni: (Runs into the doorway) Ow! Lori, like, who moved the doorway?

Luna: I'm ready, dudes! (Plays her guitar, then does a rock pose) Yeah!

Luan: (As her ventriloquist dummy) I "wooden" miss it! (As herself) Hehe good one, Mr. Coconuts! (Laughs)

Lynn: (Throws football) And touchdown!

Lucy: Sigh.

Lola: More tea, Mr. Sprinkles? (Hops the frog jumps onto the toy teacup) Ah! Lana, get your gross slimed frog off of my tea party!

Lana: Hey, lighten up, sis! (Grabs Hops)

Lola & Lana: Grrr! (They both start fighting, catching Lisa's attention)

Lisa: Will you two diminish the cacophony so our youngest sibling can suspend consciousness?

Lola & Lana: Speak English, Lisa.

Lisa: Shut your pie holes so Lily can nap.

Lincoln: Yep. That pretty much sums up my family.

Me: Wow.

Lincoln: Meet Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, and Lisa. My baby sister, Lily is napping.

Me: That's a lot of Ls.

Lola: (Gasps) It's Jack!

Sisters: Hi, Jack!

Luna: Hey, dude!

Leni: Like, how are you?

Lisa: Greetings elder friend.

Lincoln: Jack's doing great! He even brought a new friend.

Me: (Nervously) H-hello.

Sister: Hello.

Jack: This is my new friend. Cris.

Me: Yeah. That's... me.

Lori: Gosh, Jack. Your new BFF feels too nervous.

Jack: She's just not sure if you girls would like her or not.

Lynn: Well, you don't have to worry about me. I may be rough, but I'm not a meanie like Lola.

Lola: I'M NOT A MEANIE!

Lynn: SAYS THE GIRL WHO DECIDED TO PRANK LINCOLN HARD FOR IGNORING US!

Lola: HE DESERVED IT!

Luna: WILL YOU DUDES CALM DOWN?! Jack brought a new friend over, so can we at least try to make her feel welcome? She did seem kinda nervous.

Lincoln: Don't worry. Cris will get use to us. Right, Cris? (Sees that I got on Jack's back, still feeling nervous) Seriously, Cris?

Me: Sorry. (Gets off Jack's back) Okay, here I go. (Clears throat) Hi, my name is Cris. I am Jack's new friend. And it's very nice to meet you, girls. (Shakes hands with Lori)

Lori: Hi, Cris. My name's Lori. I'm literally the oldest at 17, and my interests are texting, talking to my boyfriend Bobby on my phone.

Leni: I'm Leni. Second oldest at 16. My interests are fashion, I love to visit the mall. I also can like, shop for a new dress. Lori likes to tag along with me to the mall sometimes.

Lori: One time, Leni and I ended up buying for the same dress, and we literally got into a big fight over it.

Me: Yikes.

Jack: This is Luna. She's the Rockstar dressed in purple, and she loves to shred on her guitar. Her rock idol is Mick Swagger, Mick Jagger reference.

Luna: And I'm the third oldest at 15.

Lincoln: Luan is the fourth oldest at 14. Her interests are comedy, making jokes, and coming up with pranks especially on April Fools Day.

Luan: I also have a ventriloquist dummy named Mr. Coconuts.

Me: Interesting.

Lynn: I'm Lynn Loud. The fifth oldest at the age of 13. My interests are all kinds of sports, such as roller derby, field hockey, football, you name it!

Jack: She's also the rough one of the family and tends to bully Lincoln, but once you get to know her she's not all that bad.

Me: Okay, who's next?

Lucy: (Sneaks up to me) Me.

Me: (Startled) Huh?! Wha- (Turns around, sees Lucy) Oh.

Jack: This is Lucy. She's the fifth youngest at the age of 8. She's the gothic girl, and her interests are poetry, and she likes dark stuff and spooky stuff. She tends to sneak up to people and scare them. Lucy: Sigh. Sorry about that. Me: That's okay. (To Jack) I guessing the twins are next, right? And I know one thing about the twins. Lola is more girly while Lana is more tomboy. Is that right?

Jack: Yep. Lola is the ultimate girly girl. She's also a pageant powerhouse. She goes to many pageants, and always seems to win it. Another thing is that Lola is kind of a tattle tale, and she's kinda whiny. Of all the sisters, Lola is the one Lincoln has the worst sibling relationship with. She tends to act somewhat malicious at times, and you do NOT want to know what happens when you make Lola mad.

Lola: You look like you need a makeover, Cris!

Me: (Giggles) Maybe later, Lola. (To Jack) And what about Lana?

Jack: The tomboy of the family. She loves playing in the mud, and getting all dirty, and she can handle gross things very well. She also has some reptiles such as her frog Hops, her lizard Izzy, and her snake El Diablo. Oh, and before I forget, the twins are 6.

Lana: Hey, Cris. Check out my mud pie.

Me: Wow. Nice pie.

Jack: Next up is Lisa Loud. She is 4 years old and even though Lisa is super young, she is SUPER smart. She is a child prodejy. Her hobbies are science experiments, which are the cause of the explosions, and also really complex math equations. She tends to say scientific terms for things as well. For example, when Lisa was referring to milk, flour, salt, sugar and eggs, she literally referred to them as "The lactose, tritium protein, sodium chloride crystals, sucros, and galus galus ovum". She also said "You say tomato, I say solanum lycopersicle". One more thing is that she tends to leave sarcastic remarks at times.

Lisa: Correction, Jack!

Jack: And the youngest Loud is Lily Loud. She's only 15 months old. She doesn't really have any interests yet since she is just a baby. So what you should know is that Lily has the tendency to spoil her diapers. She also says "poo-poo" a lot of times.

Lily: Poo-poo. Poo-poo.

Jack: (Covers nose) Ugh! See what I mean? Anyways, she's a very sweet baby, and is fun to be around. Not to mention cute. But the unique thing about Lily is that she seems to be aware of what is going on in the family.

Me: (Covers nose) Okay, I get it. She's adorable.

Jack: And now it's time for you to meet the parents. Mr. & Mrs. Loud! Would you please come here.

Lynn Sr.: We're coming! (Walks from the kitchen)

Rita: Oh, hello. Are you a new friend of Jack?

Me: Yes, I am. I'm Cris.

Rita: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Rita Loud.

Lynn Sr.: And I'm Lynn Loud Sr.

Me: Lynn Loud Sr.?

Lynn: Yep. I'm name after my dad. That's me. Lynn Loud Jr.

Me: Guess that makes sense.

Jack: So what do you think of the Louds?

Me: They seem very nice. And weird. And I guess a little funny.

Jack: Wanna explore more of Royal Woods?

Me: Uh, okay.

Lola: But first, let's give you a makeover!

Me: Oh, right. (Lola brings me to her room) Here I go!

Narrator: One extremely cute makeover later...

Lola: All done!

Me: (Comes out of room) How do I look, guys?

Jack: You look adorable!

Lincoln: So cute!

Me: (Giggles) Thanks. Now I'm ready to explore Royal Woods.

Jack: Alright! Let's go!

(Jack, Lincoln, and I leave the house and start to explore Royal Woods)

TO BE CONTINUED