Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180828233959/@comment-32807753-20180829041248

Lynn Sr.: Lucy! I need you to come down!

[Lucy wakes up from her coffin]

Lucy: Sigh... and I was having such a nice rest. Might as well follow commands against my will.

[Lucy does so]

Lucy: What is it?

Lynn Sr.: I need you to babysit Lily.

Lucy: ...But why single out me? Why not ask any of the other older siblings?

Lynn Sr.: Because plot convenience.

[Rita elbows Lynn Sr.]

Lynn Sr.: Uh, I mean- ahem! Because they are all busy with their own activities.

Lucy: Sigh. Of course they are.

Rita: Oh, cheer up sweetie.

Lucy: Telling me to cheer up is like a black hole to lighten up. It's never gonna happen.

Rita: [sternly] Sweetie...

Lucy: Fine.

Rita: Besides, it'll be a nice bonding moment between you two. You two never seem to interact that much.

Lucy: Well, I did promise Lily that we would go on a big expedition some day, but-

Lynn Sr.: That's the spirit! See ya!

Rita: Call me if anything goes wrong.

''[The parents leave. Lucy then hears cooing from upstairs. She turns to see Lily standing on the top of the stairs.]''

Lily: Wucy.

Lucy: Looks like it's just you and me... [picks up Lucy] You wanna watch Vampires of Melancholia with me?

[Lily gives Lucy an unfazed look]

Lucy: Well, I'm definitely not watching Tellybellies with you. Seriously. That show's sunshine and butterflies atmosphere makes me sick.

Lily: [blows raspberry]