User blog:Movie&TVfan000/Lincoln is NOT a Hero

Anybody know who Niccobbq is? He makes videos on gaming, and one of his series videos is the "NOT a Hero" series, with the "Mario is not a hero" video being one of his most popular videos. He also did one on Star Fox, Donkey Kong, Link, etc. But since I am a loyal fan of his, and I wanted to do a top 5 reasons why Lincoln is not a hero.

5. Childish Behavior
As an 11 year old, you'd expect Lincoln to act like, you know, an 11 year old. But you'd be dead wrong if you thought that. Let's look at the episode "Back Out There" when Liam took him to the comic store to meet a girl who also likes Ace Savvy. When he sees the limited edtion christmas edition, he tries to snag it out of her hand, resulting in a tug of war. Like how immature can you get????! And what is worse, Clyde says in that scene that they are going to need another beautiful lady, and an icepack, with a punch noise heard on screen. The next shot shows Lincoln with no black eye or any injuries.......

Does this mean he actually punched that girl?

Yes, your self proclaimed hero hit a woman, it's not been confirmed if it was her punching him, or him punching her, but knowing him, he probably hit her.........

4. Selfishness
Lincoln doesn't care about anyone but himself, and brought a tarantula home even  though  HE KNEW  his sister was afraid of spiders. He wanted that car seat all to himself, and is very selfish. He likes to decieve people, we'll get to that later. He yells at his sisters when they try to help him, like seriously? How could people actually think this guy is a hero after this, but it'll get worse.

3. Lying.
I told you we'd see that later, and now here we are. Lincoln lies way too much, and can't be trusted at all! Like a hero would always tell the truth, and Lincoln doesn't tell the truth. He likes to lie to people's faces, and don't even use that whole "He lies to get himself out of a handful situation" don't even use that crap of an excuse. He needs to man up and face foward for what he did...

2. Cheating on women.
Lincoln cheats on many girls in the series, like he didn't officialy break up with Ronnie-Anne, and in a future episode he tries to make a move on Paige! And he also was seen with many other girls in some episodes. Lincoln is breaking one of the commandments, and he's not even a Morman, which they are allowed to have as many amounts of wives as they want. Lincoln isn't a morman, so he needs to stick with 1 and 1 ONLY!

1. Neglect towards family.
Family is important, the most important thing of all. Try telling that to Lincoln, who neglects his sisters. He makes them clear he wants them gone, and wanted to turn their rooms into a water slide!. His only child fantasy shows the family portrait in the trash, like that is extremely ridicilous, I am honestly shocked. These 5 reasons show that Lincoln is NOT AND WILL NEVER BE a hero....

I hope nobody takes this too seriously, this is made for satrical purpouses.