User blog:Bobbybooboobear/Joke Fanfiction - CN and Nick: Nature

NOTE: This fanfiction is ONLY a joke. Please do not take this seriously.

This parody of various nature shows explains the nature of CN and Nick characters.

Narrator: Ah... The Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon ecosystem. Such a nice place. (Shows random footage of CN and Nick characters) These ecosystems are home to various species of cartoon characters.

(Scene cuts to CN characters)

Robin: The pizza is here! Titans, go!

Narrator: There are silly cartoon characters.

(Scene cuts to more characters. It then zhows a bunch of them running like actual four-legged animals and pouncing and biting each other)

Narrator: And these are some not-so silly cartoon characters. This is how species like these live, explained by CN and Nick: Nature.

(Shows Logo)

(Cuts to Lynn and Luna walking through a field)

Lynn: Ugh! That tennis match took forever! Narrator: The two species of Loud House characters are walking through a field. Little did they know they are entering the habitat of Cartoon Network character species.

Gumball: Huh? Hey, dude. Look.

Darwin: What is it?

Rigby: Who are they?

Mordecai: They don’t look like Cartoon Network characters.

Narrator: All though the CN characters were weirded out, they don't seem to be in a mood to hunt them down as prey... except these two.

(Shows Billy and Mandy)

Narrator: These creatures are called Billy and Mandy. They are on a hunt for characters from Nickelodeon, because they are hungry. When they heard the others react to Lynn and Luna, that's when the two organisms saw Lynn and Luna.

Mandy: Ooh! Looks like we found ourselves some prey, Billy.

Billy: (licks lips)

Narrator: Then, Billy and Mandy are starting to sneak up on them. Suddenly, Lynn hears walking and recognizes it as the sound of predators.

Lynn: Uh... Luna?

Luna: Yes?

Narrator: Suddenly, Billy and Mandy begin charging towards their prey.

(Billy and Mandy run towards Lynn and Luna)

Lynn: RUN!

Narrator: Lynn then runs off. Luna was confused. Suddenly, Billy and Mandy pounce on the confused rock star.

(Then, Billy and Mandy pounce on Luna and bite her, causing her to scream)

Lynn: Huh? (Turns around) LUNA!

Narrator: Lynn is terrified to see Luna being attacked.

(Luna continues screaming in agony as Billy and Mandy continue attacking her)

Lynn: I'll save you, Luna!

Narrator: Lynn attempts to save her sister.

(Then, Mandy scratches Lynn brutally on the face, causing her to bleed. Lynn screams in terror as Billy kicks Lynn and she runs off)

Narrator: Unfortunately, Lynn fails and Billy and Mandy have succeeded on killing their prey.

(Luna then collapses in the floor, dead. Billy and Mandy then eat her.)

Mandy: We finally caught her.

(Mandy then takes a bite on Luna's flesh)

Billy: Uh-huh!

Narrator: Billy and Mandy have finally found something to eat. Which is unfortunate for Lynn, and as for Luna... Let's just say she's in a better place.

(Then, the scene cuts to Bunsen in a rainforest)

Narrator: Meanwhile, in the rainforest, we see a strange species called a Bunsen. He is a beast.

(WIP)