User blog:Joekido/Green House in the Nutshell

Once upon a time, Bob is sitting in on his desk with a blank paper in front of him while tapping a pencil on his forehead an rocking his chair back and forth.

Bob: Dang, it's really hard to come up with good ideas to write a story. Ugh, I'll just look at phone for a while.

He pulls out his phone and begins to read about climate changes and ice cap melting.

Bob: Oh, I got it! I will write a funny episode about keeping our environment clean! That will be brilliant! The liberals will sure love this!

So Bob hastily wrote the script without double checking and quickly ran to Savino's office. Savino was in his office snorting some white powder but when the door opened up he hastily puts it away but his nose is still white.

Savino: Yes..... Bob?

Bob: Master Savino! I wrote an funny environmental story that will get everyone laughing!

Savino, still high on the stuff read the script, decides to skim through it quickly and said:

Savino: This...... will be comedy.....gold..... Liberals will be dancing.....Let's get on it!

Now on with the Green House episode.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay class, today we are going to do a Poler Bear Challenge!

Pulls out the picture of a crying poler bear cub crying with a caption that reads "Have a heart, do your part"

Mrs. Johnson: You don't wanna make the poor poler bear cry and piss off the liberals do you? The gods will strike you down if you don't do your part!

Student 1: I did my part!

Student 2: So did I!

Clyde: My dads covered the entire house with soler panels!

Mrs. Johnson: Great! Er, Lincoln? Why are you on a ladder through the ceiling with an extremely long paper? Did you do your part?

Lincoln: I can't hear you up here!

Student: Do you hate the poler bear Lincoln, you are so heartless you will be declared an outcast and be driven out town by angry liberals with pitchforks.

Lincoln: What kind of accusation is that? I love poler bears, are you even understanding what I'm saying?

Since his voice is muffled, the student did not understand him and gasped.

Students: Outcast! Kill him!

Clyde: Lincoln, get down from the ladder.

Outside, the frustrated Lincoln and Clyde are walking home.

Lincoln: How the **** I'm I gonna get 10 of my crazy ass sisters to save energy to make the damn house green?! I'm sick of being tortured! Why are you doing this to me, Savino?!

Clyde: Calm down Lincoln, just show that crying poler bear poster and the house will be flooding with their tears.

Lincoln: Great idea! Bye Clyde!

Back at the Loud House.

Lola: Hi, my princess toy car is run on gasoline instead of a battery! How dumb is that? I get it that this is suppose to be a cartoon but you can't abuse suspension in disbelief like that! Add some reality to this!

Lana: I have a iron cast furnace in my room to keep me scaly babies warm. I'm so reckless. Surprisingly the house is still standing.

Lucy: I'm painting my room pitch black using so many spray paint cans Seriously? I get it that I'm suppose to be goth but is this really necessary? I don't need to be vulgar about it!

Lori: I got so many device just to communicate with my boo boo bear! Haha... what the actual......

Lynn: I'm so stupid, I decide to freeze this pool with a freezer! Why can't I just go to an ice rink?

Lisa: I'm using too much electricity just to power this invention. Boy I'm so gonna get my parent's electricity bill up the roof. So selfish of me.

Luan: I'm baking way too much pies just to smash them on my face. Geez whiskers, why can't I use different gags? This is so fricken old!

Luna: I have more speakers just to make more noise! I get it that I'm a rock star but come on let me do something different!

Leni: I'm gonna take multiple showers because I'm such an idiot! That is my damn stereotype! I can't help it, ok!?

Lori: My Lily, how much shit do you carry to create a mound of diapers? Are you okay?

Lincoln: Hey guys, I'm here to put a stop to all this.

His sisters begins to loom over him angrily, Lincoln however stood their calmly and casually pulled out a poster of a crying poler bear, causing the sisters to fall back in shock and awe with tears coming out of there eyes and blood out of their noses. Lincoln spoke with a deadpan expression. The groaning from the sisters can be heard

Lincoln: Works every time.

Lori: So I gotta write to Bobby instead of using just one phone, you know I'm killing the trees with that.

Lincoln: Don't question me.

Luna: Why can't I use simple instruments instead of blowing into bottles that should be recycled?

Lincoln: Just....do it.

Lola: Now I gotta stop using gasoline and use battery instead!

Lincoln: Duh.

Lincoln: Hey Lana, wear this coat, it will keep your pets warm.

Lana: Neat! It's not even that hard!

Lincoln: Lucy, your hair is covering up your eyes, and you sleep in your coffins, so you don't need a shade, just go into your coffin.

Lucy: Anyone with a full brain would see that.

Lynn: Since when did a small pool has a tidal wave?

Lincoln: Lisa, use Lily's dirty diapers to convert it into energy for your machine.

Lisa: I'm a scientist with a high IQ and I don't think of this before?

Leni: So I need to use baby wipes instead of taking a shower? You know I'm gonna end up wasting them, how hypocritical is that Lincoln?

Lincoln: Tell that to Bob, not me.

Luan: Yo Lincoln, I'm gonna use a banana peel to stop baking pies but this gag is still old. Why can't Bob come up with something more creative?

Bob: Uh, because I'm lazy?

Luan: Aaaahhhhh!!!! I hate you Bob!

Luan jumps at Bob and begins to fight him inside the cloud. Meanwhile Lincoln puts all electronic things away and checks his eco-watch.

Lincoln: Yes! The house is green! Now those idiots at school will stop calling me an outcast! See I did all of this not because I cared about the environment but because of my social standing! "Evil laughter".

Siblings: Lincoln, you okay?

Lincoln: Er, yeah, I'm okay. Let's celebrate girls, I manage to use......I mean we manage to work together to get the house green!

Siblings: Yeaaaayyyy, let's celebrate!

Suddenly Lincoln's phone rang, he answers it, it was Clyde.

Clyde: Hey Lincoln, remember the gaming tournament we are suppose to be doing?

Lincoln: Oh come on........

Clyde: Wanna wait next year?

Lincoln: No, we gotta pull this off, I'll grab the laptop and head into the basement, meet me there.

Clyde: Can we do this in the library instead?

Lincoln: Common sense is a hoot isn't it?

Lincoln hangs up the phone and smuggled the laptop to the basement.

Clyde: Hi, I popped up out of nowhere with my own laptop! Oh God! I can tell where this going......

So Lincoln went to grab a TV and smuggled it to the basement.

Siblings: Dang it Lincoln!

Luna: Oh Lincoln, you not going to take the AC away from us are you? We need to stay cool despite being in a cold month and living in Michigan.

Lincoln: Here is a Japanese fan, never leave home without it!

Luan: Sweet! Number one fan!

Lynn Sr: Sweet, gotta go pick up your mom from the airport without noticing anything. Bye!

Lincoln then kicks out the AC.

AC: Awwwww......

So Lincoln went into the basement just to find Lance and another person with him.

Lance: Hi, Lincoln. We decided to play in you house because my house is green and I don't know why we can't use public places. Boy! are we selfish or what?

Lincoln: Yeah, very selfish.

Lance: Oh, BTW we got an AC we found outside and it was happy to be here!

AC: So happy.

Lance: BTW wanna get some snack?

Lincoln: Sure let me grab the entire fridge!

So Lincoln went up to grab the fridge to the basement. Leni shows up to get a drink.

Leni: Hey! Where's the fridge!? Oh wait, I'm suppose to be stupid "walks away"

Lincoln: Ok! Let's begin!

Greta Thunberg: "thick swedish accent" This is so wrong, I should not even be here!

Lincoln: Oh, come on, we gotta have fun sometimes!

Greta Thunberg: You've stolen my childhood! You've stolen my dreams!

Lance: Lady, quiet! I'm trying to focus!

Gamer: Wait a minute, why is she's here?

Lincoln: I don't know.

Greta Thunberg: People are suffering! People are dying! You hypocrites can't even keep your own house green to prevent mass extinction! How dare you!

The boys tries to ignore her, but the plug was pulled. They turned around and saw before them is a really pissed off Lori with the rest of the sisters behind her extremely pissed off as well.

Greta Thunberg: Oh, busted.

Lori: You...little..piece...of..**** LINCOLN!!

Lincoln: Uh, poler bear. "Bring up crying poler bear poster"

But it didn't work, all the girls except Lily and Greta jumped on Lincoln and his friends, causing a massive fight cloud; shaking the house in progress. We look outside of the house; we see Clyde, Lance and his buddy flying out of house across the sky screaming. Back inside we see Lincoln on the floor with many head bumps.

Siblings: Let's go back to doing things we normally do.

Greta Thunburg: So Lincoln decided to do a last ditch efforts to do what is right to get himself off the outcast list and finally satisfy the liberal god once for all.

Lincoln: I connected this bike to the fuel generator to power up the house!

Siblings: Yeeaaayyyy!!!

The next day.

Classmates: Ok, fine, we will stop calling you an outcast

Lincoln: Yes! Oh, what's that smell?

Classmate: "gasp" Outcast!

Lincoln: Know what, screw you guys! I'm outta here!

Lincoln walks off, ending the episode.

Meanwhile at the Nickelodeon headquarters, Bob and Chris are seen running down the corridor with Greta behind them chasing them with a bat.

Greta Thunberg: "still with that thick swedish accent" Get back here you fools! You've made a mockery outta me!

Chris and Bob: NNNNNOOOO!!!!!!

NIck employee: Oh, crap! Somebody record that! **** is going down!

Another employee: Geez, those guys made another crappy environment story!