User blog comment:007Jamesdean/Jungle Babysitting/@comment-31358352-20180210083521

G'day, James Knudson! It's your old bosom buddy again with an idea of mine that will include me in on the adventures done in the Narutoverse. It involves a trip into the simulator that will take me to the time of the Chunin Exam Finals and the Sand-Sound collaborated invasion of the Hidden Leaf Village but I'll appear 2 days before the day of the finals. I plan to do some work involving some espionage and infiltration of not just the Hidden Sand and the Sound Village, but the Hidden Leaf to expose some dark secrets, information, etc. What I plan to do is use the Shadow Clone Jutsu to scatter across the three villages to gather what I need done. First is to find intel and evidence to expose the Civilian Council's corrupted treachery, get Danzo and his Root militia to come out of the shadows, find the hidden ninja from the Sand and Sound who will hide in the audience seats to begin attacking once the signal for the invasion is seen and heard (which it will not once I'm done) and set up some measures to stop the invaders cold. Of course, I will need to find Kushina since I'm certain that through out Naruto fanfics, Kushina is alive and either left the village after she thought her son died (thanks to the conniving butt monkeys who tricked her) or she was taken captive and hiding in one of the Root bases in the village. No doubt since Danzo and those corrupted idiots believe they can use Kushina and her heritage as both an Uzumaki and a former jinchuriki to further their twisted dreams of domination and fortune. I'll have one of my clones do the spy work and rescue Kushina so she can reunite with Naruto and all that jazz. Then, I plan to use my other abilities for a good plan at rebirth. If I happen to have J.D.'s abilities to resurrect the deceased (if not, then I'll have your OC and Naruto fashion some revival seals made by and imbued with his life-giving energy), I can and will find the dead bodies of Shisui Uchiha, Dan Kato, Nawaki Senju, Hashirama Senju, Hizashi Hyuga, Hisami Hyuga (Hinata's mother), Tobirama Senju, Mito Uzumaki, and Minato Namikaze. For Minato, though, I think the Shinigami will be happy to exchange Minato and the other half of Kurama's chakra if you and I were to offer our services to the Shinigami and become something similar to the Soul Reapers from Bleach since I believe that the Shinigami could be a little brother of the Soul King from Bleach as well and the Shinigami is the top member of the legendary Zero Squad but was cursed to the Reaper Death Seal and must appear and reap the soul of the person who summoned him since like the law of equalivent exchange, you must offer something to create... I'm really sorry but I haven't watched Fullmetal Alchemist for years and I don't remember all of it but I do nothing is free. If nothing else, then the souls of Orochimaru, Kabuto, the mad priest anchored to Shukaku (I'll explain in a moment), the civilian councils of the Sand and Leaf, and Danzo Shimura are a better deal to offer since they'd be better off dead for the good of the ninja world. Anyway, the reason for reviving them is to give them a second chance at life. This way, Dan, Nawaki, Tobi, Hashi, Mito, and Kushina can help in getting Tsunade to return home and take her sensei's place as Hokage and trust me, like Naruto, they'll convince her to return to the village or else. Believe me. No should dare get on the bad side of two Hokages who are revered as legends, but you should never cross a lady Uzumaki, even two of them, or you are going to be on a one way trip to the Netherrealm. Also, once the worlds are merged yet again, Minato gets to be a half-jinchuriki and gets to use Kurama's power but must overcome the anger issues the multi-tailed half of that fox seems to have. Then there's the fact that Hinata and Hanabi get their mom back and Neji will have his dad back in his life after he loses his fight with Naruto in the first round of the finals. I think this is good for the Hyuga clan to have those two back since I believe that Mrs. Hyuga was poisoned by those old farts in the Hyuga clan since they are stuck in tradition and all that old way crud and Hizashi didn't deserve to sacrifice himself though he did the right thing because he loves his family just as much as the village and will lay down his life to defend it. I think the two of them resurrected will do good for their familial relationship. Oh, and Minato and Kushina will have a lovely reunion with Naruto since he's their son. Nuff said there. Also, with three Hokages alive again, Orochimaru will be robbed of using them via the Reanimation Jutsu for his fight with the Third Hokage during the invasion and will get pummeled bad. Anyway, the rest will play out on the Leaf's side and that's all she wrote. This is only part 1. Part 2 involves going into enemy territory and infiltrating Orochimaru's base with my clones to do the work since the Hidden Leaf Village needs to prepare. Anyway, I'll sneak in there and find out everything Orochimaru has concocted or even worked on to make his plan to crush the Leaf work or whatever else he's hiding. Of course, I'll find out his research on immortality and experimenting on humans with the Curse Mark or what he did with Isaribi during that Naruto filler arc she was in. Then there's the dirty work he did in giving Danzo his grotesque gentically modified arm lined with Hashirama's cells and the fully developed eyes of the Sharingan along with Shisui's transplanted Mangekyo Sharingan eye, which he stole from the Uchiha's corpse after Shisui was fatally poisoned during his fight fight with Danzo and the Root shinobi. I will of course find out and learn how to bypass those along with his Dead-Man Seal. Then there's Orochimaru's involvement with gathering his followers, such as the Fuma Clan, Dosu, Zaku, Kin, and the Sound Five. I do plan to spare them since they are pawns working for the real mastermind that wants to see his former village razed to the ground. Then there's infiltrating the other bases and rescuing Suigetsu, Karin, and Jugo. Along with Karin being saved and finding herself with family, I think Suigetsu and Jugo deserve to not to be the snake-pedo's guinea pigs, especially Jugo since his Bipolar Disorder and Curse Mark can be dealt with thanks to Laney, Lisa, Tsunade, and the brilliant healers and the best minds you can only find in your lifetime. Preferably in your series. Every one of the Snake Sannin's victims and misguided followers deserve saving and I'll be more than happy to get the job done. That will include the Sound Five, the Sound Genin in the Chunin Exams (except for Yori Akado and Mitsuki since I'm talking about Dosu, Kin, and Zaku who could be genderbent if you want to try that), the Fuma Clan, Suigetsu, Karin, Jugo, Guren, and Yukimaru,. Afterwards, I'll see to it Orochimaru's notes and journals are salvaged so some good can come out of it while the rest of the Snake Sannin's work goes down in flames once I nuke the whole area Orochimaru has under his control one base at a time or all at one with powerful multi rapid-fire homing energy blasts. Once down, the village will have new allies who will not only get a new place to come home and fight for it, but will get a chance to make Orochimaru suffer and pay for everything he's done. That's Part 2 but since I did this before I talked about how I'll handle the Sand Village, this will be Part 3. I'll include the second half in a few.