User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Any Given Sundae

In the kitchen, the parents were talking about,

How their kids had been good and they hardly had to shout.

They thought, "We should take them for ice cream today,

If, for this day, their behaviour is also OK."

"And you know what?" said Rita,

"II think we should let,

Lily have ice cream.". Lily thought, "You bet!",

And she imagined herself way up high,

With a self-making sundae in a magic pink sky.

Then, she got grumpy, 'cause if her siblings acted bad,

She wouldn't have ice cream and that'd make her sad.

She rounded them up into her and Lisa's room,

To try and warn them to prevent the no-ice-cream gloom.

She drew a sundae on paper so that they could see,

But Lola thought it was an upside-down tree.

She tried miming, but they thought she simply had gas.

If Lily could talk she'd have given them sass.

They thought, "Maybe Lily just wants to say hi."

So they said to her, "Hi, Lily!", then, they said, "Bye!".

Lily then saw her siblings had left toys in the hall.

If her dad tripped on them, he might get hurt and fall,

Which might be enough to make him say, "no" to ice cream.

Well, Lily wouldn't let toys trample her dream.

She moved them away, incredibly fast.

And, while singing a goofy song, Lynn Sr. walked past.

In the kitchen, young Lincoln was mopping the floor.

When on the walkie-talkie, Clyde said, "I need your,

Assistance. I'm stuck in some jeans and I'm numb!",

So Lincoln stopped mopping to help out his chum.

Lily thought, "Oh no! What if Mom and Dad,

Slip down on the floor and then that makes them mad,

At Lincoln for failing to get the job done?!

Well, I won't let one wet floor spoil my fun!",

And she slid on her backside to soak up the water.

She's very resourceful, the youngest Loud daughter.

In the living room, the twins were both watching TV,

And arguing loudly about which show to see.

Lynn Jr. was playing ball up on the stairs,

And Luan was planning, without any cares,

To pull a prank with a boxing glove attached to a spring.

And all of this wasn't the only thing:

No, Rita had just parked the car in the drive.

Lily thought, "If Mom get's knocked over, I've,

Got zero chance of getting ice cream today,

So I've got to get these sisters out of her way."

She jumped onto Charles and shouted into the air,

Then snatched the remote and switched to a show they could share.

She whistled for Walt, who flew round Luan's head.

This made her ticklish. "Knock it off!", she said.

Then, her boxing glove knocked Luan cold to the floor.

Unfortunate, but she couldn't prank Rita anymore.

Then Lily used the glove to launch herself onto Lynn,

So she wouldn't cause trouble when Rita came in.

The ball bounced downstairs, but Charles, he jumped up,

(He had been agile since he was a pup),

And caught the ball so that it didn't hit Rita,

And Rita said, "Look at you, you couldn't be sweeter.

Luan's even taking a nap, which is weird,

But you're not misbehaving like Dad and I feared."

Lynn Sr. said, "Yep, they've been perfect all day,"

So Rita said, "Kids, I've got something to say."

"We're going for ice cream!" said Lynn Sr, excited,

And all of the Loud kids were very delighted.

If Lily knew how, she'd have shouted, "Hooray!",

But then heard an ad say they were closing at five today.

She looked at the clock. It was 4:31.

"Yikes!", thought the Loud baby, "I'd better run."

Wait, she can read numbers?! Apparently so,

And they only had 29 minutes to go.

They jumped in Vanzilla, but then they got stuck.

"Really," thought Lily, "I'm having such bad luck,"

But Lynn Sr. gave Lily his cell phone to play,

And she somehow was able to find a new way.

The police stopped Vanzilla, which gave Lily a shock,

For she knew that the clock was still going tick-tock.

She didn't want to risk staying perfectly still,

So she used a block and a blanket to make the bike go downhill.

Rita drove off and arrived at the shop,

But Lily was grumpy when she found that her pop,

Had forgotten his wallet, but fortunately,

She handed him money, so he said, "Yippee!".

They ordered their ice cream, but a pigeon flew by,

And knocked Lily's over, so she started to cry.

The Louds were now a somber assortment of folks,

Except for Luan, who still tried to tell jokes.

Then, Lily saw Flip's place and remembered that they,

Sold ice cream there, and so she thought, "Hooray!",

So she soiled her diaper so she'd a change,

Then jumped onto the freezer. The Louds said, "That's strange,

But we have an idea: since we all know how,

Why not make her a sundae right here and right now?!",

And that was exactly what everyone did,

So young Lily Loud was one happy kid.

Lisa said, "Was all of this Lily's intent?",

But Lynn Sr. said, "She's too young to know what she meant.

Why, she's barely old enough to even think,"

But Lily knew better and gave us a wink.