User blog:Ianj1997/I Had An Accident

(Starts with Leni screaming while flying on her snowboard, then bashes her on mountain. The word DEAD flashes, also making a "dead" sound effect. Screen zooms out, revealing that Leni is only playing a video game with her character while snowboarding down snow mountain.)
 * This fanfiction is based on one of my favorite episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

Leni: Aww, I got dead again! This game stinks! (hits a rock and flies and screams then bashes her body on mountain just like on her game.)

Lynn: See, bro, that's why you must aways pay attention to the mountain.

Lincoln: I'm listening to you, mountain! (starts snowboarding, and he passes by Leni.) Don't eat the white snow, Leni!

Leni: Oh, yeah, I forgot. (licks snow)

Lincoln: Hey, Lynn, watch me do the "Grouchy Lori"!

(Lori was sits at a table drinking hot chocolate close to the mountain.)

Lori:(annoyed) Stop naming moves after me!

Lincoln:(imitating Lori) Everybody's an idiot except for me.

Lori: Well, it's true. (takes a sip)

(Lincoln laughs, Lynn and Leni laughs with him. Lynn stops laughing.)

Lynn:(gasp) Lincoln! Look out for that tree!

(Lincoln stops laughing)

Lincoln: Huh? (avoids tree) Don't worry guys, everything is under control because, I'm an...(hits a log and he goes off mountain) Expert...! (suddenly stops in mid-air;confused) Huh, that's funny. Someone turned the mountain upside down! (camera reveals that Lincoln is upside down and not the mountain and he screams as he falls.)

Lynn: Lincoln! Land on your bottom! It'll cushion the impact of the fall!

(Lincoln makes himself right-side up and takes off his pants.)

Lincoln: Like this?

Leni: No, your other bottom!

Lynn:(annoyed) Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Leni: Not until 4.

(Lincoln crashes into the ground and his bottom is injured.)

Lynn: Ooh, that's gotta hurt!

Leni: Do it again! I wasn't looking!

(Cuts to the doctor's office.)

Doctor: Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery.

Lincoln:(confused) My what has a what now?

Doctor: Your butt's all better. It's really quite amazing. (he turns an x-ray on) It took 20 hours to put it all back together. (he holds a stapler) We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick. (he holds a gluestick) Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck boy. But from now on, I'de like you to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor Sterling there (points to where Sterling is).(We see Sterling and his butt is in a giant machine.) In the Iron Butt.

Sterling:(in the Iron Butt) Aww, man. It itches!

(Cuts to Lincoln walks outside of hospital and remembers what doctor had said to him.)

Lincoln: You heard the doctor, Lincoln. One more injury like that, then it's the Iron Butt! I've been too careless back there. Form now on, I am on around the clock butt patrol. (sees Chandler behind him) Hep, hep, hep! Stay away from the backside I'm warning you!

Chandler: What's your problem, Larry? (leaves Lincoln)

Lincoln: Whew. That was close!

Hawk: Hey, buddy, why don't you join the football? (Hank catches a football) Ha! Nice catch, Hank! (slaps Hank's bottom)

(Lincoln cringes as he holds his butt.)

Rusty: Hey, Lincoln! (Lincoln screams as he turns around while holding his butt) You've gotta try this, Chain Linc! We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine! (crawls between people's legs who each take turns spanking his butt.) Ha, ouch! Ha, ouch! Ha, ouch.

Papa Wheelie: Next.

Lincoln: No. (screams as he runs off. Everybody looks at him.)

Lori: Is this where the line starts?

Lincoln: My butt is not safe out here! (runs inside the Loud House and closes the door) No part of me is safe! (closes the window curtain)

(Meanwhile, Lynn and Leni return from another trip from snow mountain)

Lynn: Yeah. Ride'em, cowboy! (Leni starts laughing as they enter the Loud Hosue) Hey, bro!

(Leni is still laughing while riding on Lynn's back; Lynn glares at her and Leni gets off her back as well as clearing her throat afterwards.)

Leni: That was fun. (she stops smiling and smiles again)

TBC