User blog:BatSam247/Fanfiction: Bun-Bun Blues

[The story starts off with Lincoln waking up with his stuffed rabbit, Bun-Bun.]

Lincoln: [holding Bun-Bun] Morning, buddy. I bet you're hungry. Let's go get some breakfast

[Lincoln heads to the kitchen. Cut to Lincoln and Bun-Bun at the kiddie table, each with a bowl of Zombie Bran.]

Lincoln: Are you enjoying your Zombie Bran, Bun-Bun?

[Lincoln is answered with silence from Bun-Bun.]

Lincoln: I'll take that as a yes.

[Lori, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa are watching the two from the doorway.]

Lori: I can't believe he thinks that rabbit doll is a real person.

Lynn: I know. How pathetic.

Lola: He's 11 years old. He's too old to still have that thing and be so attached to it

Lisa: He really needs to mature and move on from the plush manifestation of a Oryctolagus cuniculus.

[The others look at her in confusion.]

Lisa: The stuffed rabbit our brother has.

Lori, Lynn, and Lola: Ohhh.

[Cut to later when Lynn is outside eating a banana before practicing for the baseball tryouts. She ends up leaving the banana peel on the back doorstep. Cut to Lincoln heading to the backyard from upstairs, with Bun-Bun in his hand.]

Lincoln: You know, Bun? You have been with me ever since I was little, and you have kept me safe throughout tthe years. You're the greatest friend a guy can have.

[Dramatic music plays. In slow motion, Lincoln ends up slipping on Lynn's banana peel, making Bun-Bun go airborrne.]

Lincoln: [while Bun-Bun is airborne; in slow motion] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[The dramatic music stops and when Bun-Bun lands safely on the grass, much to Lincoln's relief.]

Lincoln: Whew.

[Suddenly, Lola unwittingly drives over Bun-Bun with her princess car, ripping the doll in half.]

Lincoln:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bun-Bun! Bun-Bun! Oh my gosh! [runs over to the ripped rabbit doll]

[The sisters hear the commotion from the kitchen window.]

Luna: What happened?

Lori: [scoffs] Pretty sure this involves Lincoln's doll. [heading outside; to Lincoln] Lincoln, just calm down. It's just a- [slips on Lynn's banana peel] Jeez! Who left that banana peel there?!

[Leni, Luna, and Lana head over to a lamenting Lincoln.]

WIP