Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-28654079-20170131001149/@comment-27317971-20170204200556

Lynn Sr.: Can we just get to the new house?!

All Kids: (stop fighting and nod)

Lynn Sr.: Our new house is a beach house up on the cliff by the shore.

Kids: (all admire it)

It seemed like a dream spot until other stuff was listed off.

Lynn Sr.: The cliff is fenced off so you won't fall off.

Lynn: But I like falling off cliffs into the water!

Lynn Sr.: It's a nice rocky area.

Lola: I don't want to ruin my feet on those rocks!

Lynn and Lana: And there's no grass!

Lynn: Grass is perfect for sports!

Lana: No grass means no dirt. No dirt means no mud!

Rita: There are nice big windows to let the sunshine in.

Lucy: Sigh. There's goes my dark places.

Rita: There are six big bedrooms. Lincoln, I guess we'll have to clear out the cleaning closet for you...

Lincoln: Mom! The linen closet was okay, but I don't want to sleep in a cleaning closet!

Rita: Then, we'll just have you sleep in Lynn and Lucy's new room.

(Lincoln is stunned that his mom is making him sleep in the same room with two of his sisters)

Lynn Sr.: You might have to go outside to get the best cell signal.

Lori: The sun is going to make my screen hard to read! I can't decide whether I should text blindly or not text at all. (strokes her phone) I'm sorry, Bobby...

Lynn Sr.: The rooms don't echo. That has to be a plus for you guys, right?

Luna: But, the echo made my jams sound better!

Luan: And my jokes didn't even need the microphone with the echo!

Rita: We don't have a way to expell the bursts of your lab explosions, Lisa. Could you try something less dangerous until we get that figured out?

Lisa: (mocking tone) Try something less dangerous...