User blog:007Jamesdean/Minisode 5: It’s Just a Phase

Note: This takes place after Raw Deal.

It starts with me and Varie reading a book when we saw the Loud Siblings and they looked like they were mugged and thrown into a meat grinder.

Me: Holy Sassafras Leaves!

Varie: What happened to you all!?!

Lucy: Lily that’s what.

Lincoln: She beat us all up and we don’t know why.

Me: How can she beat you all up like this? She’s just a baby.

Laney: It’s worse than that.

We were in front of Lynn Sr. and Ms. Rita who were sitting on the couch.

Leni: Lily is a monster!

Lisa: She hit me!

Lynn: The cursing

Luna: She’s the Devil in disguise!

Lucy: She ruined my coffin!

Laney: She hit me with my paints!

Lola: Lock her up!

Lynn Sr. and Rita laughed at this.

Lynn: I am one “Ha” away from calling the cops on Lily!

Lynn Sr: Oh, kids. Lily is just going through a normal stage commonly known as the Terrible Ones.

Me: Isn’t it called the Terrible Twos?

Lynn Sr.: Yes. It’s just a phase and she will be over it in no time.

Rita: And we have proof to show you all.

They showed us a photo album and in it was pictures of what the Loud Siblings were like going through the Terrible Twos.

Rita: Lori’s excessive flatulence and blaming others...

Lori farted alot and she was blaming Fenton the Feel Better Fox.

Rita: Leni’s fashion crimes...

Leni made a bad Victorian Era dress and is in time out.

Rita: Luna being too loud...

Luna is screaming at the top of her lungs.

Rita: Luan’s drive-by-pie-ing...

Luan is riding her tricycle and she throws a pie into the mailmans face.

Rita: Lynn Jr. being too competitive...

Lynn is standing victoriously on top of a bunch of kids with the last cookie in her hands.

Rita: Lincoln refusing to wear pants...

Lincoln is running with no diaper on.

Rita: Lucy having trouble letting go...

Lucy is burying a Geo from a while back.

Rita: Laney painting on the walls...

Laney is splattering paint all over the walls.

Lola and Lana giving the casa Loud a new face lift...

Lana covered one half of the house with mud and Lola covered it with soap suds and bubbles.

Rita: And Lisa with her experiments.

Lisa created a crazy fusion animal.

Varie: Wow! You all were so cute back then and you all did some silly stuff.

Lynn Sr.: Yep. So like we said it’s just a phase. All of you go through it. So will Lily.

Lori: Uhh dad, Minus myself, we literally still do all that.

Me: (In my head) She is in denial.

Luan: You mean to tell me Lily’s reign of terror will never be over?!

Lola: Lock her up!

Rita: Everybody calm down. After all she’s just a toddler. How bad can she be?

We found out the hard was as Lily locked the door and we saw that she readied her punching fist and was gonna destroy us.

Lily: Poo Poo!

Varie: UH-OH!!!

Me: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

Lynn Sr: EVERYONE FEND FOR YOURSELF!!!!!

The sounds of violent crashing, punching and more was heard as the screen faded out.

THE END

Another minisode done. This was a strange one. The Terrible Twos are no laughing matter. It’s a stage in every babies life where they rebel against their parents and it drives them crazy. It’s times like these that I’m glad I don’t remember what I was like as a baby.