Missed Connection/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Missed Connection".

Script
[The episode begins at the Loud House outside where a bird can be heard, then it cuts to Lori opening the door to her room.] Lori: [sighs happily] "Time for my 4 o'clock call with Bobby. Literally, the highlight of my day." [Lori calls, as it then shows Bobby’s phone ringing, which he picks up and smiles before his grandpa interrupts him] Hector: "Roberto, come quick, the freezer case is having another meltdown. YAAAHH!!" [sliding across the floor and crashes] Bobby: "I’m on it, Grandpa." [runs to help his grandpa, before answering to Lori’s call] Lori: [confused] "Huh, that’s weird. Why isn’t he picking up?"

[Cues to the next scene, where it shows Bobby trying to clean up after the freezer case incident, before seeing Lalo] Bobby: "Think you can get the last of this, Lalo? I’ve got to call Lori back." ''[Lalo barks in agreement, as Bobby goes to call Lori back. Meanwhile, Lori finds out that there is a snake in one of her drawers]'' Lori: [Screams] "Why is a snake in my sock drawer?!" [The snake tries to bite her, before Lana could intervene] Lana: "She needed a warm spot to lay her eggs." [Lori frowns by that] Bobby: "Why isn't she answering? Oh, is she upset I didn't pick up before?" [Lori then proceeds and pushes Lana and her snakes out of her room, before going to her phone to call Bobby] Lori: [talks at the same time] "Hi, Boo-Boo Bear." Bobby: [talks at the same time] "Hi, Babe." Bobby & Lori: [at the same time] "Sorry I missed your- Oh! You go." Bobby: "So, I have to tell this crazy story about the freezer case." Lori: [sits on something and screams] "AAAHHH! Not another one!" Bobby: [Sad tone] "Oh, I thought you liked my stories..." Lori: "No no no, it's not that. I thought I sat on a baby snake, but it's just a scrunchie," [Just then, Lalo throws up on Bobby's side] Bobby: [Facepalms] "Ugh! Well, that was a dumb idea." Lori: "What? I-I didn't do it on purpose." Bobby: "Huh? No, not you, Babe. I accidentally made Lalo hurl. But, I'll clean it up later. So, what were we talking about?" Lori: "The freezer case?" Bobby: "Oh, right. Uh, actually you don't wanna hear about that, it's boring. Let's talk about your day." Lori: "Oh, okay. You won’t believe what happened in math. Actually, that’s kinda boring too." [Both of them become silent while looking around and think before they both speak in union] Bobby & Lori: "Well, you probably wanna- Sorry, you go. Wait, you have to go? Um, ok, well love you...Bye." [Both hang up sadly]

[Later that night, it cues to both the Loud House and the Casagrande bodega] Lynn Sr.: [opens Lori's door] "Dinner's in 5. Trying a new thing with cod-" [sees her sad daughter and walks up to her, worried] Ronnie Anne: [opens the bodega's entrance door] "Dinner's in 5. Grandma's making, you know, everything... Dude, are you crying?" Lynn Sr.: "What’s wrong, kiddo?" Bobby: [at the same time] "Lori and I just had the most awkward conversation ever." Lori: [at the same time] "Bobby and I just had the most awkward conversation ever." Lynn Sr.: "Ah, stay here. I'll get back up." [runs off to get Rita] Ronnie Anne: "Uh, this isn't really my department." [Enter the Casagrandes] Frida: "But it is ours!"

[Screen wipe to the same scene set up with Rita and Lynn Sr. sitting on Lori's bed and the Casagrandes gathering around Bobby.] Lori: "Why was it so hard to talk?" Bobby: "Is the distance getting to us?" Bobby & Lori: "Are we losing our connection?" Carl: "Yes, it is hopeless. You should let Lori be free to find a real man." Carlos: [Interrupts] "Uh, Carl, why don't you go use the potty before dinner?" [Carl walks off in annoyance because of that] "Don't worry, Bobby, you know your aunt and I were long distance sweethearts while she was in art school." [Cuts to Lori and her parents] Rita: "Oh, your dad and I had to be apart for a month while he had mono." Lynn Sr.: "Those ding dang karoake mics were just dripping with germs." Lori: [cringes] "Dad, ew." [Cuts back to Bobby and the Casagrandes] Frida: "But even when you are separated by miles, you can still keep the passion of your hearts aflame." [Purrs like a tiger while playfully stroking her husband’s nose] Ronnie Anne: "Aunt Frida, ew." [Cuts back to Lori] Lynn Sr.: "It's all about stepping up your game and showing you care." Bobby & Lori: "Hmmmm..."

[The next day at the Casagrande bodega] Bobby: [speed dials] "Royal Woods Pizza? I'd like to order a very special pie for a very special lady." [At the Loud House, the pizza delivery woman rings the doorbell and Lola and Lana answer it] Delivery Girl: "Hi, I have a delivery for the-" Lola: "Ooh, pizza!" ''[takes the pizza and shuts the door. She opens the box to find the pizza shaped like a heart inside]'' "Why is it shaped like a heart?" Lana: "Uh, I think it's supposed to be a butt." [turns it upside down] Lola: "Oh, yeah." [They both shrug their shoulders and begin eating the heart shaped pizza wildly] Lana: "Mm, I like butt."

[Later, it shows Lori at a print shop requesting a article cover about her and Bobby] Lori: "And, make the headline say Babe and Boo Boo Bear named Couple of the Year!" [The employee does so] "Bobby's going to loooove thiiis~!" [Cues to the next scene, where a newspaper truck delivers a newspaper on the bodega front] Hector: [opens the door and picks up newspaper] "I didn't buy a newspaper subscription, I get my newspaper subscription the old fashion way. From gossip." [throws newspaper away in the store before Sergio flies over] Sergio: [squawks] "Special delivery." [poops on the newspaper that is on the floor] [Cues to the next scene, where a screen wipe of Lori and Bobby are sitting on their beds looking at their phone depressed] Lori: [at the same time] "Why hasn't Bobby said anything about the newspaper? Did he think it was lame? [facepalms] Ugh! I'm a terrible girlfriend! I have to try harder!" Bobby: [at the same time] "Why hasn't Lori said anything about the pizza? Did she think it was lame? [facepalms] Ugh! I'm a terrible boyfriend! I have to try harder!" [cuts to Bobby recording himself for Lori at the bodega] Bobby: [waves] "Hey babe, I'm making a video about my life at the bodega, so you can feel like you're here with me!" [moves camera to the chips and salsa] "Look, I've moved the chips closer to the salsa. So much better, right? Oh, and here's my Lori shrine." [moves his camera to the cash register where there's a shrine dedicated to Lori next to it] "Right next to the Lotto tickets, because you're good luck." [Later, Bobby is on his computer uploading his video to Lori on a USB drive and puts it into a envelope] Bobby: [gets up and heads out the door] "Ronnie Anne, can I borrow a sticker?" [Just then, Carl peeks into Bobby's room and sneaks into his room and swap out the USB drive with his own before laughing his way out]

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