User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: The Price of Admission

Linc said, "Can I see The Harvester tonight?"

Rita said, "No, it'll give you a fright.

You will have nightmares and be paranoid,

And isn't that something you want to avoid?".

"Well, I agree that it's too scary," Clyde said,

And he went to watch Blarney the Dinosaur instead.

Lincoln got mad when he saw Rusty go,

And he said, "I'll go anyway. No one will know."

Linc saw the film and it scared off his skin!

He went to his house and went cautiously in.

Lynn Sr. said, "Can you get something for me?

It's in the basement," so Linc crept nervously.

He found an old doll. "I will get you!", it said.

It only meant tea, but then off came its head.

Lynn Sr. said, "Wait, the decorations aren't there.

They're in the attic," so Linc shook in fear.

Lola was also too scared to come too,

And Lucy said, "Why would I come there with you?

There are no vampires waiting around,"

So carefully, Lincoln crept up and he frowned.

He got his shirt snagged, which made the boy scream.

This felt like something out of a bad dream.

Ten whoopee cushions fell on Lincoln's head.

"He's got my sister's colons and they're still farting!", he said.

Then, his mother Rita had something to share:

The decorations were in the ''garage. ''Lincoln's scare,

Wasn't quite over as he crept on out.

He saw Mr. Grouse gardening and then gave a shout.

"They're under the porch," Lynn Sr. said,

"But I will just get them tomorrow instead."

He went to bed but felt scared all alone.

He said to Lola, "You may not have known,

This but I want to watch videos with you."

She made him spill and then said, "No can do."

He went to Lana, but El Diablo got mad,

And he'd get in trouble if he told Mom or Dad.

He decided to stall by getting girl advice from Lori,

But she got a call from Bobby and ended her story.

He then tried to stall by playing sports with Lynn,

But she fell asleep and so Lincoln went in,

To Lori and Leni's room just like before,

But Lori was too busy to talk with him more,

So he got Leni and said, "It is day!

It's dark because... it's daylight savings, OK?"

Leni left for school. Mr. Grouse came and then,

Lincoln thought he was the harvester again.

Clyde was asleep and Bobby was busy.

Lincoln got sleepy and a little bit dizzy,

But he tried staying awake by having a fake dinner.

Anything but admit he was a movie sinner.

He then heard a noise and he went down the stairs.

Lincoln was quite sick of all of these scares.

He looked in the kitchen with fear in his eye,

To see Lynn Sr. cutting a pie.

He stayed up all night shaking with fear.

Then his parents said, "We've changed our minds. Let's go there."

Lincoln did not want to watch it again.

So he ran away and then came back and then,

He said, "Yes, I saw it, but you two were right.

It did make me paranoid and give me a fright."

Rita said, "I'm displeased, but I won't be too rough.

The scare that it gave you is punishment enough."