User blog:Vulture345/The Loud House in: Family Bank Robbery.

This story will shock you, the Loud Family has gone crazy, like Christ m’dawgs. Are they really that in need of the money? Could’ve just asked me I could’ve loaned them some chedda cheese, but doesn’t matter now, since they are going to jail. Let’s get this story started, shall we?

Cast

Lincoln as Lincoln Lori as Lori Leni as Leni Luna as Luna Luan as Luan Lynn as Lynn Lucy as Lucy Lola as Lola Bank Accountant as Bank Accountant Brace Bystander as Brave Bystander And anyone else as anyone else

(We start off at the Royal Woods Bank, it’s a normal day and everyone there is doing things they would usually do at a bank, until the door bust down, and there are 11 people, 10 girls and 1 boy with ski masks and guns....)

Lincoln: ALRIGHT EVERYONE! HANDS IN THE AIR!!!!! (Lincoln fires a couple rounds into the air to give off that they mean business)

(Lincoln then runs up to the cashier and dangles the weapon in his face)

Lincoln: PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THIS BAG!! RIGHT F******KING NOW!!!!

Luan: Lincoln what are you doing? This wasn’t the plan! We drew out a whole diagram about how we were gonna do this!!!

Lincoln: I DON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THE PLAN!!! I JUST NEED THE MONEY!!

Luna: Dude! If we don’t stick to the plan, the cops are gonna come and we’re gonna be arrested!!

Lincoln: Simple, we kill them!! Mwuahahahahahahaha!

Lynn: Lincoln, why are you so intent on killing everyone? We just need the money, calm dow-

(Lincoln shot her and she died, all the sisters gasp in horror, the expression on their face is of great shock)

Lincoln: That was a warning! A warning to let everyone be wary that I am in charge here! Now let’s get back to business, (looks at cash register) YOU! Every single dollar, dime, nickel, penny, and quarter that is in the safe, put it in the bag..... NOW!!!

(A brave bystander comes along and tackles Lincoln, Lincoln is struggling on the floor and trying to kick the brave bystander away)

Brave Bystander: You terrorizing this innocent bank and civilians, it’s over, it’s over I tell you!

(Fortunately for Lincoln and Unfortunately for the bystander, Lincoln knows karate, he knows how to do a somersault and backflip kicks the bystander, knocking him out, but just to make sure he doesn’t wake up, Lincoln shoots him)

Lola: I think we are in an agreement, we should deal with this right now, if they won’t give us the money, we’ll take the money for ourselves!

Leni: But why would we take the money? Don’t they have homes??

Lincoln: OH MY GOD LENI SHUT UP!! YOU ARE SO STUPID!! WE SHOULD NOT HAVE BROUGHT YOU TO THIS HEIST!!

Leni: :(

Lori: You are literally so mean to Leni, Lincoln, we’re gonna kill you and take all of the money for ourselves, your reign is over!

Lincoln: Not for long it won’t!! (He shoots all of the sisters, he’s about to shoot Lucy until she speaks)

Lucy: Thank you Lincoln I wanted to die for so long!

Lincoln: Well if you wanna die I won’t kill you, plus you are black and white so we can go to prison together!

Lucy: You know what? Sounds like a fun brother/sister bonding moment!! I’m in all the way!

Lincoln: Let’s actually rob the bank this time

(So they rob the bank and they run away the end story is over my hands hurt from typing the end credits roll)