Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170401074434/@comment-30953185-20170405030912

Lola: No, don't you get it! I've been trying to get fired since day one! I was only pretending to like doing this to please Lincoln. This job is cutting majorly into my pageant reputation. Oh Nolan, what should I do?

Me: (gasp) I've got it! I can pretend to "fire" you. I'll take the heat from old man Lincoln, later.