User blog:Katajrocker/Fanfiction-Wreck the Halls

Alright, before I start, I want to wish everyone a merry Christmas and happy holidays :) So I wanted to make this a Christmas surprise, but I've be been busy the past few days and wasn't able to finish it in time. Here's what I have so far, though.

[The elementary school bus drives through the snow on the last day of school. After a long ride, it finally turns in to the Louds' street.]

Lincoln: I can't believe it's almost Christmas break! Two full weeks of absolutely NO school!

Lola: Yeah! All this time off will give me just enough time to practice for...

[Lola stops speaking]

Lana: Practice for what?

Lola: Umm....nothing. I'm just excited, that's all.

Lana: OK, I guess...

[The bus stops. Lincoln, Lucy, Lola, and Lana get off the bus and run toward the house. The Middle School bus comes shortly, and Lynn and Luan get off.]

Lincoln: Merry Christmas Break!

Lynn: Same to you!

Luan: I'm glad we get time off for Christmas. Sometimes, I wonder why we have to be PRESENT at school!

Lynn: Guess what? It's been happening for years, and my teacher still gives out goody bags to all the kids before our break.

Lucy: My teacher gave me one. It's too festive, anyone else want it?

Luan: I'll take it. My teacher stopped giving them to our class this year.

[Luan looks inside of the treat bag and sees a candy cane.]

Luan: Wow, a candy cane! And it's even in MINT condition!

Lincoln: Can we go inside now? I think the frost just bit me.

Lana: It's not that cold.

Lynn: Besides, we have to wait for Luna, Leni, and Lori to get back from school.

[They wait on the front porch, and the High School bus soon arrives. The others get off.]

Lori: Finally, Christmas break.

Leni: Christmas is broken? Does that mean no Christmas dinner?

Lori: Let me rephrase that; we have some time away from school for the holidays.

Leni: Well, why didn't you just say that?

Luna: It's been a hard day's night, I was working like a dog all day.

Lincoln: So have we all...

Luan: I'm starting to wonder if they give us EXTRA work at school this time of year just to mess with us.

[Lincoln spots something sticking out of the top of Lola's backpack.]

Lincoln: Hey Lola, what's that?

[Lola sighs.]

Lola: Okay, I'll tell you. Just don't make a big deal, alright?

[Everyone nods. Lola takes a flier out of her backpack.]

Lola: So at my school, they're doing auditions for their showing of The Nutcracker.

Lana: How come you didn't tell us?

Lola: I don't know, I guess I'm just really nervous. The auditions are tonight, and I don't want to mess up.

Leni: Well I'm sure you'll do great!

Luan: Hey, does anyone want hot cocoa?

All: Yeah!

Lynn: Last one inside is a marshmallow!

Lincoln: That makes no sense, but I'm still gonna win!

[Everyone runs inside where it's warm. Lily is on the couch watching cartoons. Lisa is reading. Lynn Sr. is cleaning and Rita is on the phone. Lola and Luan go in to the kitchen. Luan makes hot cocoa, and Lola goes to talk to her mother.]

Lola: Hey mom, guess what?

Rita: Not now, Lola. I'm on the phone with your uncle.

[Luan exits the kitchen with a tray of hot chocolate cups.]

Luan: They're finished! One has extra marshmallows, so be sure to-

[Everyone rushes towards her to get the one with extra marshmallows. A hungry crowd swarms around her to get a drink, leaving Luan dizzy. Everyone takes a sip.]

Lori: Wow, this is literally the most delicious hot chocolate ever! What brand is it?

Luan: Actually, I didn't use a mix. It's a weird recipe I made up when I was bored.

Lincoln: This is not weird, it's talent!

Lana: How'd you do that?

Luan: I dunno, maybe I just have some practice since I do the pie-in-the-face joke a lot. I made some Christmas cookies, too, if anyone wants some.

[Luan holds out a tray of cookies, which is quickly wiped out.]

Luna: This hot cocoa is terrible.

Luan: Ok, ok! No need to be rude.

Luna: I meant it's terrible compared to these AWESOME cookies you made!

Lucy: This flavor is perfect!

Lola: This tastes great! I probably shouldn't eat too many, though. I gotta go practice dancing for my audition.

[Lola goes upstairs. Rita gets off the phone.]

Rita: Hey Lola, what were you going to tell me?

Lincoln: She went upstairs, but she just wanted to tell you that there are auditions for a ballet at her school tonight.

Lori: It's the Nutcracker, to be exact.

Rita: This is great! I'll write that down in a second, but there something I need to tell you first.

All: What?

Rita: Well, I was on the phone with Uncle Finn, and he said that he and Aunt Nita might come this Christmas!

All (sarcastically): Yay!

[They love their aunt and uncle, but they don't like when they visit since they can be bothersome. They also had two bratty kids who always caused trouble.]

Lori: Well, I'll be going to the mall to get my Christmas shopping done. If anyone else wants to come, I'm leaving in five.

Leni: I'll go. I still haven't picked out a present for Lana yet.

Lincoln: I haven't gotten anything for Lucy, either. I'll come too.

Lori: Alright. Bring some money and then we can go.

[Leni walks toward Lana holding a pen and paper.]

Leni: Hey Lana, what's something you want for Christmas?

Lana: Well, something I've always wanted was a big red Lazer brand scooter, the kind that shoots out sparks when you step on the back pedal!

Leni: Wow, that sounds cool! How much is it?

Lana: They're usually like 200 bucks, but there's a rumor going around my class that they are doing a big holiday sale on all the scooters.

Lori: Hey Leni, we're about to leave. Put on your coat if you're coming with us!

Leni: Alright!

[Lori, Leni, and Lincoln get into the car and drive to the mall.]

20 MINUTES LATER

Lori: Alright. Before we start, which store is everyone going to and where are we going to meet?

Leni: I'll be at the sporting goods store, they have some scooters there.

Lori: I need to go to We R Toys for the things I'm buying. What about you, Lincoln?

Lincoln: I...honestly don't know. I guess I'll just look around.

Lori: How about we meet at the food court at 6:30?

Lincoln: That should give me some time.

Leni: I'm off to get a scooter for Lana!

Lori and Lincoln: Bye, Leni!

[Leni heads to the sporting goods store, and on the way she comes across her favorite store, which happens to be having a big holiday sale. Leni, being easily distracted, goes inside and sees a dress that immediately grabs her attention. She tries it on and sees that it fits perfectly. Then she goes to the counter to purchase it.]

Leni: Hey! How much for this dress? It's supes cute!

Cashier: That will be $34.99.

[Leni opens her wallet and takes out the money. The cashier gives her a bag.]

Cashier: Thank you for shopping with us!

Leni: Thank you, Mr. Cashier guy!

[Leni walks outside of the store and stops to think.]

Leni: I feel like I was supposed to do something...but what was it? Hmm.

[She gasps.]

Leni: Oh no! I have to get a scooter for Lana! I can't believe I forgot!

[Leni runs to the sporting goods store, and towards the back she sees the scooter Lana wanted. She sees a worker next to her and asks for help.]

Leni: Excuse me ma'am?

Worker: How may I help you?

Leni: I was wondering how much this scooter costs. It's for my little sister.

Worker: Well normally it's 259.99, but it's on sale for 77.99.

Leni: That's perfect! I have 85 dollars from home-

[Leni searches her purse for the money, but remembers the dress she bought moments before.]

Leni: BRB, I have to go return something.

Worker: Ok. See you in a minute.

Leni: Bye!

[Meanwhile, Lincoln wanders around the mall.]

Lincoln (to viewers): Lucy is probably the hardest sister to shop for. Everyone else is easy. I go to the boutique for Leni, music store for Luna, the joke shop for Luan, the toy store for Lana, Lola, and Lily, etc. Lucy, on the other hand, is IMPOSSIBLE to shop for.

FLASHBACK TO LAST CHRISTMAS

[Everyone is in the living room exchanging gifts.]

Lincoln: Here's your present, Lucy.

[Lucy opens the present.]

Lucy: Umm...what is this?

Lincoln: It's a Monster Academy doll. I saw a commercial, and I thought you'd like it.

Lucy: It's too...sparkly. But you tried, I guess.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Lincoln (to viewers): I mean, Lucy is nice and all, but she's SUPER picky. I just don't know WHAT she wants

[A boy overhears Lincoln.]

Boy: Oh, I'm shopping for a picky kid too. It's hard, isn't it?

Lincoln: You said it. I have to shop for my little sister Lucy. I have no clue what she wants for Christmas, the past few years have been epic fails. I'm Lincoln, by the way.

Boy: I'm Danny. I have to shop for my cousin, Maggie. She's super creepy and emotional, I don't know what's up with her.

Lincoln: That sounds just like Lucy. Hey...I think I know Maggie. Me and my other sister did a show at her birthday party.

Danny: Oh, ok.

Lincoln: Do you have any advice on what to give Lucy?

TBC

Fun Facts

 * Finn and Nita were purposefully rhymed with Lynn and Rita


 * Lazer is a parody of the brand "Razor".


 * We R Toys is a parody of the popular toy store, "Toys R Us".


 * Monster Academy is a parody of the doll line, "Monster High".


 * Maggie from the episode "Funny Business" is mentioned in this.


 * Danny is named after my uncle (Not for any particular reason, I just needed a name.)