User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Cheater by the Dozen

Lincoln was playing video games with Clyde,

When Clyde told Lincoln to look outside.

It was good for the eyes, apparently,

But both boys did not believe what they did see:

It was Bobby going into another girl's pad.

Was he cheating on Lori? That would be bad.

They both went outside to see if it was true,

And said to him, "Bobby, what are you up to?".

He said, "Don't tell Lori I came here today.

The whole truth's too complicated for me to say."

Lincoln thought, "OK, I must rat him out,"

But Lori looked so happy that it made him doubt,

Whether he should, then the girls heard the story.

Lola said, "What?! Bobby's cheating on Lori?!".

Then the genius, Lisa, said, "That may be true,

But there isn't quite enough evidence from you.

Lana and Lynn were quick to agree,

(Lori had once hit Lynn with bread, you see).

So they went to Clyde's place to stake Bobby out,

To find out what all this was really about.

They heard Clyde's neighbour kissing someone,

But before Bobby and her day was done,

It turned out she was kissing a whole different guy,

And Bobby had simply come round to say hi.

The sisters got grumpy that it was all for nought,

But at least Bobby hadn't really been caught.

Later, Lincoln was at the arcade with Clyde,

When they saw Bobby with a different girl by his side.

They thought, "Now he's cheating" and followed him around,

To snap a photo so their claims would seem sound.

The girl drove him round and up to a hill.

They snapped their photo, which gave them a thrill.

Then, just when they thought Bobby couldn't be more shady,

He went into the house of a fully-grown lady.

They tied a camera to a dog's tag to spy,

Then Bobby dropped his pants. The boys thought they knew why.

When he kissed the dog, the boys said, "Holy cow!

He's cheating on her with a different species now!".

They followed him to a cafe where he danced with a dude.

They wouldn't care if he was bi, but cheating was rude.

But all of that chaos wasn't quite all:

He seemed to propose to the girl from the mall!

They tried to tell Lori but she'd gone away,

So they went to the restaurant to say what they had to say.

Bobby said, "No, I can explain what went down.

I haven't been cheating with half of the town.

Dana from the mall works with me, no more, no less,

And she was helping me with Lori's earrings and dress.

Monica, I know from my tour guide job. What you,

Saw was her showing me where to take Lori to.

The grown woman, Pam, was fitting me with a suit,

And the man's name is Darin. I don't find guys cute.

He was teaching me dance moves, and finally:

Teri was teaching me languages, see?."

The boys now knew Bobby was not a bad dude,

But they had to work to pay back for the food.