User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: The Mad Scientist

Lisa was talking to scientists online,

About theories originally thought up by Einstein.

Lucy came in, still sporting a frown,

And for some reason wanted her pulse to go down.

Lana and Lincoln appeared seconds later,

With a cupcake they'd found behind the radiator.

They were feeling hungry and a little bit bold,

And were considering eating it in spite of the mold.

Lisa told them, "It's infectious, no way!",

But Lana took a big bite despitet the decay.

Luna wanted Lisa to measure her noise,

Then Lisa said, "Sorry, it really annoys,

Me when they keep on distracting me this way."

And the scientists said, "You can stay here today."

Lynn Jr. walked by in the hallway and farted,

And Lisa just couldn't wait to get started.

When they were at the lab, Lisa liked it a lot,

And she sang, "What amazing things this place has got!".

After marvelling over how the place was sublime,

She shared a new method for traveling in time.

When she said, "Goodbye," the scientists said, "Wait,

You can live with us here," and she thought that was great.

Her parents, however, didn't want her to go.

"You've never been on your own, and you're four, don't you know?!".

Lisa said, "I wouldn't care if I went,

I'm only attached to you by one per cent."

Eventually, they said, "Let's give it a try,"

But still, Lisa leaving made Lynn Sr. cry.

Lisa was hungry, so she went down for food,

But she didn't much care for the tasteless green box,

And injections for pudding gave the little girl shocks.

She then tried to watch "The Dream Boat" on TV,

But changed her mind when she got no company.

At bedtime, she couldn't make PB&J,

Despite having cracked time travel earlier that day.

She was also unable to zip her sleepsuit,

Without Leni's help (that fact is kind of cute.)

Lisa had trouble sleeping without a bedtime story,

That was usually read to her and Lily by Lori,

So our little Lisa lay down her head,

And read herself to sleep instead.

She awoke with a nightmare so bad that she cried,

And she tried to sleep with a fake skeleton at her side.

The next day, she video-talked to her fam,

And said, "I have decided I actually am,

Attached to you all by fifty per cent."

They said, "We miss you too and wouldn't mind if you went,

Back," but Lisa said, "Sorry, no can do.

They'd think me inept if I went back to you."

But then she thought, "Hey, I can go back in time!",

So she time-travelled to the previous day at the end of my rhyme.