User blog:Steven A. Lucas/Steven Lucas in The Loud House: The Loudest Thanksgiving Part Two (FANFIC)

Hello again, Steven is still in the house. Right now, here's part two of my own version of The Loud House Thanksgiving special, The Loudest Thanksgiving. In part two, I added a little scene that was sort of true to myself about my Thanksgiving to Lori. I also changed a bit on the Thanksgiving skit they're planning, because I added a lawyer in that skit. Keep in mind that I'm the main protagonist in this version. I also added my own scenes involving me visiting Mr. Grouse, the McBrides, and Pop-Pop as I tried to relax and stay calm, because I am worried how the Louds and the Casagrandes Thanksgiving might turn out. However, I still don't like this episode. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. Note that I do not own the characters, the stories, the locations, and the show. It belongs to its rightful owners, the creators, the writers, the directors, the producers, and the crew. Enjoy part two.

Steven Lucas in The Loud House

The Loudest Thanksgiving (Part Two)

Originally Written by Jeff Sayers and Sheela Shrinivas

Re-Written by Steven A. Lucas

[Steven is standing outside, talking to the audience.]

Steven: [to the audience] Hello everyone, welcome back. I am very sorry about what you saw at the last part after both families found out about what they heard from both Bobby and Lori. Anyway, back to the story. I was still prepared for tomorrow, but I just feel a bit anxious about Lori and Bobby’s idea. So later that day, I told Lori one of my Thanksgiving stories that was a bit true. You may or may not listen, but you’ll like it. Just watch.

[We cut back to the Loud house, we see Lori is channel surfing in the living room, while Steven listens to pop punk music in his iPod, he puts down his iPod and talks to Lori.]

Steven: Hey Lori, do you want to watch the Thanksgiving Parade tomorrow. Because, I was thinking I needed someone to watch, you know spend some quality time with your family.

Lori: I don’t know Steven. I am still thinking about Bobby, but I just can’t leave my family behind.

Steven: Yeah me too. [sighs] Mind if I tell you about how my thanksgiving with my family turned out.

Lori: Sure. How do you spend your Thanksgiving?

Steven: Well, every year I make those turkey cupcakes. You know those cupcakes that shaped like cute little turkeys. The turkeys with those Nutter Butters, the peanut shaped cookies with peanut butter filling, and the candy corn for beaks and the feathers. Even the cupcakes have chocolate frosting in it.

Lori: Aww. That’s so cute.

Steven: [smiles and laughs lightly] It is cute. Also, my mom and I would love to watch the Thanksgiving parade. They have the coolest floats, amazing balloons, and real nice celebrities talking about how they spend their Thanksgiving.

Lori: Wow. I can’t believe you always spend time with your family.

Steven: Yeah. Anyway, my mom and I loved Thanksgiving, she said that the best part was the big feast. For me, I loved the feast and just spending good conversations wih my family and everyone around me. [sighs] But, I wish I should be more grateful to your family and Bobby’s. Hopefully, I was supposed to make those cupcakes this year, but I just didn’t have much time.

Lori: Don’t worry. Maybe, next Thanksgiving, I’ll help you with the cupcakes.

Steven: Thanks Lori. You’re really a nice girl I could talk to.

Lori: Aww. You’re welcome, Steven.

''[Steven takes a deep breath as he had a little emotion to his story, he continues listening to his music, and Lori continues channel surfing when the front door knocks. They got up and answers it to find a note attached to the door.]''

Lori: "Hmm. Meet in the kitchen?"

Steven: Hmm. It’s like one of those stick-up notes that I see in spy movies.

Lori: [confused] How did you know?

Steven: They probably cut those letters like either from a magazine, calendar, or newspaper. Anyway, let’s see where this leads us to.

[Lori shrugs, they walk into the kitchen to find the fridge locked with a confused expression until she gets startled by Lola.]

Lola: "You got our note." [Scoots in and pushes the foot pedal of the trash can to let Lana out.]

Lana: "Still hungry?"

[Lola undoes the lock and they open up the fridge with tons of food stored inside.]

Lori: "Ooh."

Steven: Oh my goodness, it’s beautiful. Oh no, I must resist before tomorrow.

Lana: "Go ahead, have a little taste. We won't say anything."

Lori: [suspicious] "Wait a minute. Is this a trap? This seems like a trap."

Steven: [suspicious] Yeah. It seems like your manipulation cannot stop me.

Lola: [feigning innocence] "No way. We would never trap our favorite sister. Oldest and most important."

Lori: "Yeah, I literally am."

Steven: Well I literally am not. So, I’ll just be in the living room.

''[Steven walks out, and Lola and Lana snapped their fingers, meaning that it backfired. Lori walks out of the kitchen with some feast food, while Steven doesn’t have some of the feast food and Leni notices them walking by in the living room while measuring Lynn, along with Luna, Lincoln, and Lily in a turkey costume.]''

Steven: Hey guys, what’s going on here?

Leni: "Lori, Steven, there you are. Come here for a sec." [Lori quickly hides her food and she and Steven enters the living room.] "I was just doing the costume fittings for our turkey-pardoning skit. [to Lynn] Quick, bring judge Lori her robe." [smiles widely]

Lynn: [Dashes off and puts the said robe on Lori.] "Here you go, your honor."

Steven: Wow. You literally look so judicial.

Lori: Thanks.

Leni: And a special suit for our Lawyer.

[Leni hands Steven his laywer outfit.]

Steven: Wow. Thanks Leni. This looks so amazing.

Lincoln: [holding Lily up] "And here's our new turkey. Aren't you excited, Lily? We've all been pardoned by Lori and Steven, and now it's your turn."

[Lily cutely gobbles like a turkey.]

Lori: [adored] "Awwww."

Steven: [adored] “Awwww. It is so cute.”

Luna: "Can you dudes imagine a Thanksgiving skit without our rad judge and an amazingly handsome lawyer? I sure can't."

Lynn: "Me neither. She's our MVP. But, Steven’s the true star of the show."

Steven: Really? Why thank you. I’m very flattered. I mean I really did watch a lot of Saturday Night Live skits. But mostly Monty Python. And, of course I did take a lot of acting classes, but I might be interested to be in the Thanksgiving sketch. [shakes his head and acts suspicious] Wait a minute, what’s going on here?

Lori: [suspicious again] "Yeah. Why are you guys acting so weird?"

Lincoln: "Us? Weird? Whaaaat?"

Rita: [offscreen] "Oh, Lori! Steven!"

''[Lori dashes off to the dining room and the three sisters give a thumbs up to Lincoln. Rita is seen hanging up some decorations.]''

Steven: Yes Mrs. Loud.

Rita: "I was just hanging all the hand turkeys you kids have made over the years, and I came across the one that started it all." [Takes down one to show that it is the hand turkey Lori made back in kindergarten.]

Lori: "Aww, my kindergarten turkey."

Steven: Wow, these look so cute and amazing, Mrs. Loud.

Rita: "Look at that. All twelve of my turkeys up there, together. [showing a wee bit of insanity] One big, happy family, [takes Lori's and Steven’s hand] the way it's always been, and hopefully always will be.

Lori: [scared] "Mom, you're hurting my hand."

Steven: [scared] Yeah, and you’re scaring us.

''[Meanwhile at the Casagrande apartment, Rosa is holding a plate of buñuelos and has the aroma go under Bobby's door. Once she hears his door opening, she quickly runs back to the kitchen and Bobby smells the aroma, having him walk into the kitchen.]''

Rosa: [acting] "Roberto, I didn't know you were home!"

Bobby: "Do I smell...?" [sniffs again]

Rosa: "My buñuelos? Why, yes."

Bobby: "They're my all-time favorite!"

Rosa: "They are? Huh, I didn't remember. Please, have one."

Bobby: [takes one but grows suspicious] "Wait, didn't you tell me before I wasn't allowed to taste anything?"

Rosa: "Nonsense. I never said that." [starts to get emotional] "It's been five long years since I've had the chance to cook a Thanksgiving meal for you." [sobs] "You can have whatever you want."

[Bobby is touched by this and eats one up, savoring the taste.]

Rosa: [holds up another dish] "Here, have some more."

Bobby: "You made pozole too?! Another one of my faves."

Rosa: [feeds him the pozole] "Shh, shh, keep eating."

[Afterwards, Bobby walks into the family room, swallowing a mouthful and sees Ronnie Anne, Maria, Carlos, Carlota, CJ, and Carl making paper chains.]

Carlos: "Hey, Bobby, come join us. We were just making our traditional paper chain of all the things we're thankful for."

Carlota: "I already wrote mine. "I'm so glad the Santiagos are back with us this year, all three of them.""

Ronnie Anne: [she and Maria approach Bobby] "See, big brother? Everyone's so happy that we're together again."

Maria: "And hopefully will be forever." [She and Ronnie Anne are squeezing his arms tightly, both wearing unhinged looking smiles.]

Bobby: [scared] "Guys, you're hurting my arms."

[Back with Steven and Lori...]

Lucy: "Hey, Lori, Hi, Steven, I'm workshopping this year's Thanksgiving poem, can I get your opinion? I call it, "Ode to an Empty Chair".

Steven: Uh. Okay, let’s hear it.

Lucy: [clears her throat] "Appetizers have been vanquished. The meal has come to pass. Desert is on the horizon, yet this space remains so vast. [referring to Lori's seat] Where once sat a warm body. Now there is only cold wood. [knocks on the chair] All that remains is a lock of blonde hair, a reminder of what was once good."

Steven: [claps his hands] Wow. That was pretty good. I mean I always wanted people to know “Over the River and Through the Woods,” but it was just a coincidence.

[Lucy goes up to Lori and snips off some locks of Lori's hair.]

Lori: "Gah! Lucy!"

Steven: What the heck are you doing?!

Lucy: [sets the locks on Lori's chair.] "So, what do you think?"

Lori: [growls, being fed up with this.] "Okay, that's it."

Steven: Yep. This is what we’ve should’ve done earlier ago.

[Back with Bobby...]

Hector: [enters the bodega out of breath] "I just heard the most horrible thing! Saul from Saul's Sandwich Shop heard from Street Meat Malik that Vito Filliponio's son is spending Thanksgiving, at his friend's house!" [Ronnie Anne and CJ dramatically gasp at this.] "Can you imagine the pain he's causing his family? What a sin."

Bobby: [also fed up with this] "Okay, that's it!"

[Cuts to both the Loud House and the Casagrande bodega.]

Bobby, Steven & Lori: "Family meeting!"

Lori: [She marches into the living room and faces her family.] "We literally know you guys are up to something. Out with it!"

Steven: Yeah. Speak the truth!

Bobby: "And be honest with me."

''[Bobby's family look at each other and pretend they don't know what he's talking about. Cut back to Lori and Steven growling in anger, probably resulting in the same thing.]''

Lynn Sr.: "Fine. We know that you might go to the Casagrande's for Thanksgiving."

Lori: [gasps] "You've been eavesdropping on us?!"

Steven: And you heard our conversations. How are you guys able to hear this? Wait a minute, who heard us first.

Lynn Sr.: "Lincoln did it!"

Lincoln: [perturbed] "Dad!"

Lynn Sr.: "What? They forced it out of me, son."

Steven: I knew it, you guys. [faces to Lori] Lori, we should’ve simply texted instead of spilling out information over one big phone call.

Lori: How is it my fault that you’re involved in this.

Steven: It was your idea.

Lori: Will you shut up!

Steven: [trying to break off the fight] Okay! Let’s start over! Let’s all take a couple of deep breaths and calm down.

[Lori, Steven, and the Louds take a couple of deep breaths.]

Steven: There. Okay, since all of you told us the truth. Now I must assume to ask one question. Why did you tell Lori that she and her boyfriend can’t leave?

Rita: "Look, honey, Thanksgiving means so much to our family."

Rosa: "Thanksgiving means so much to our family."

Rita: "The thought of our first-born not spending it with us, [starts to tear up the same time Lily does.] I don't want to get too emotional, but-"

Lynn Sr.: [latches onto Lori's legs, crying] "Please don't go!"

Lori: [starts to feel bad] "Aw."

Steven: [looks sad and concerned] We’re sorry.

Hector: "You were gone for so many years, and now that you're back with us- I'm an old man, Bobby [coughs] I don't know how much time we have left together."

Bobby: [starts to feel bad as well.] "Ah..."

''[Later, Bobby and Lori are having another conversation on video chat. While Steven sits with Lori.]''

Lori: "Boo-Boo Bear, I have something to tell you."

Bobby: "I have something to, uh, tell you too."

Bobby & Lori: "You first. I can't leave my family for Thanksgiving."

Bobby: "Ah, babe, what are we gonna do?"

Lori: [gets an idea] "What if, just for this one year, we all have Thanksgiving together?"

Bobby: "That's a great idea! Our families haven't met, it'll be perfect."

Steven: [surprised] You know what? It sounds like a radical idea. Good one Lori.

Lori: "Just one problem: How are we gonna decide whose family should-"

Steven: I don’t know, it’s not like this Thanksgiving’s going to be some Spanish Inquisition.

[Suddenly, the two families open the door to their rooms.]

Louds & Casagrandes: "We'll host!"

Lori: [annoyed] "Seriously? You guys are eavesdropping again?"

Steven: [annoyed] Yeah! Not cool, you guys! And can’t you guys just knock first, before you come in. And what happened to saying “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.”

[Lori, Steven, and Bobby get knocked off their beds.]

Steven, Lori, & Bobby: "Ahh!"

[The two hold their phones up for their families to chat to the other.]

Hector: "It would be an honor for us to host your family here in the city."

Lynn Sr.: "No, we insist. You should come to Royal Woods."

[The two families all speak at once, overlapping over one another until Steven speaks up.]

Steven: "Guys, guys, please settle down. Let's just flip a coin like we’re all in a football game, and winner gets to host! Bobby, you call it." [flips the coin up in the air.]

Bobby: "Heads! No, wait, uh, tails! Uh, uh, heads! Yep, definitely heads."

[The coin lands on the ground.]

Lori: "It's tails."

Steven: [concerned] Ooohhh. Tough luck Bob.

[The Louds cheer, much to the Casagrandes' dismay.]

Carl: "Of course this one would call heads."

''[The Loud family exits out, happily. Steven exits out of Lori’s bedroom, looking a bit nervous.]''

Steven: [breaking the fourth wall] Well, we’ve done it. Now both the Louds and the Casagrandes are coming to spend Thanksgiving here in Royal Woods. [feeling a bit worried] Oh man, I need help.

[Lori comes out as she’s on the phone with Bobby.]

Lori: Steven! Where are you going?

Steven: I’m going outside to get some fresh air and maybe just go out for a walk.

[Steven goes downstairs and exits the house.]

Bobby: Is he okay? He sounds a bit serious.

Lori: Relax, Bobby Boo-Boo Bear. He’s just going outside for some fresh air. You know, pre-Thanksgiving jitters. I mean, of course he’s not serious.

[Cut to Mr. Grouse’s house, Steven is sitting in the table, and Mr. Grouse is eating lasagna, made by Lynn Sr. Steven feels torn about two families coming together for tomorrow.]

Steven: You know, I’ve never been more serious in my entire life. So, I’ve only came here to seek help. But, I know that you’re one of the few people I could talk to now, how can I make them feel happy and be more reasonable about what the holiday’s about?

Mr. Grouse: I don’t know kid. I’m not that more reasonable. But thank you for bringing me the lasagna.

Steven: You’re welcome. It was probably made yesterday. Anyway, do you have any plans on what you are doing this Thanksgiving?

Mr. Grouse: Eh. Nothing much. How about you?

Steven: Well, the thing is that Lori called Bobby that she wanted him to come over for Thanksgiving, but his family denied it. So then, she came up with an idea to bring them here by a coin toss. And the Louds won. So now the Casagrandes are coming over tomorrow. But now, I feel worried something bad is going to happen.

Mr. Grouse: Oh boy, those Louds are going to cause a big family crisis in their hands.

Steven: I know. Anyway, I just wanted to make everybody happy.

Mr. Grouse: Yeah, I agree. Thanks for stopping by, Lucas.

Steven: Thanks, are you going to be okay spending Thanksgiving by yourself.

Mr. Grouse: Well, I’m not pretty sure, I had nothing else to do this Thanksgiving. But I might possibly see my family anytime, so thanks for asking. I’ll probably bring them some of Mr. Loud’s home-made lasagna.

Steven: Okay, thank you Mr. Grouse for having a nice chat. [gets up of the chair]

Mr. Grouse: Ehh. Whatever. Now if you excuse. Me and my lasagna should have some alone time.

Steven: Okay. Happy Thanksgiving Mr. Grouse.

[Steven walks out of Mr. Grouse’s house as Mr. Grouse begins to eat the lasagna.]

[Inside the McBride’s house, Steven is sitting at the table talking to Harold and Howard as they set up their Thanksgiving dinner, he is still questioning about two families coming together for Thanksgiving.]

Steven: Thanks for letting me in, Mr. McBride and Mr. McBride.

Harold: No problem, Steven. It’s always nice to have a guest come over and have a chat with us.

Howard: Now what’s your problem?

Steven: I don’t know. Lori called Bobby about how they want to spend their Thanksgiving. Then their families eavesdrop on them, and now they convince them to stay. However, they came up with an idea of spending this Thanksgiving with Bobby’s family here in Royal Woods.

Howard: Did you hear that! [panicking] There’s going to be a clash between two families! And poor Steven’s feeling a little blue.

Harold: Relax, Howie. Now, go back to the kitchen and remember to put the green bean casserole in the oven.

Howard: Okay. [walks off to the kitchen.]

Harold: Steven, I know that this is going to be your first Thanksgiving with both the Louds, and Bobby’s family. Just relax and know that everything’s going to be fine. Don’t pressure yourself.

Steven: You’re right. This is going to be my first Thanksgiving, and I’m not going to let them ruin it. Thanks for the advice Mr. McBride.

Harold: No problem Steven. Thanks for coming over.

Steven: You’re welcome and tell Clyde I said ‘hi’ and a Happy Thanksgiving to him.

Harold: I will.

Howard: [pops out of the kitchen.] Steven. Happy Thanksgiving.

Steven: Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Bye.

Howard and Harold: Bye!

''[Steven walks out of the McBride’s house. Then, Steven goes to...]''

''[Sunset Canyon Retirement Home. In Pop-Pop’s room, Steven knocks as Pop-Pop is sitting in the table.]''

Pop-Pop: Come in.

[Steven opens the door.]

Steven: Hey there, Pop-Pop.

Pop-Pop: Hey kid, come in and sit down with me.

[Steven takes a seat.]

Steven: Pop-Pop, I would like to ask you something.

Pop-Pop: Sure I’d be glad to ask.

Steven: Well, I might say that it’s more like the elephant in the room for me.

Pop-Pop: [serious] Okay. Tell me what’s wrong. You seem a bit distraught about something.

Steven: Well, the problem that has been going on with the Louds lately, is that Lori wants to spend Thanksgiving with Bobby, and Bobby wants to spend it with her. However, both families have been eavesdropping on them, and they convinced them to stay. So, both Bobby and Lori can’t spend time with each other this time of year.

Pop-Pop: Geez. I’ve never seen that side of my family turn out like this.

Steven: But that’s not all. They both held a coin toss, to know who’s hosting the Thanksgiving dinner. The result is that the Louds won. But right now, the Casagrandes are coming over there, first thing tomorrow.

Pop-Pop: Look kid. Thanksgiving isn’t about whose Thanksgiving is better or which family is better. It’s about spending time with everyone you truly care about. Heck, I remember that one Thanksgiving I’ve had with my family.

Steven: Really? What’s it like?

Pop-Pop: Oh, I remember when everyone in my family is happy, and the food looks delicious. We talked, we played, and tell interesting stories on what those chaps are doing. That was fun.

[Steven feels calm and knows that his first Thanksgiving with the Louds and the Casagrandes is going to be alright.]

Steven: You know, Pop-Pop. You are right. Maybe I should try my best to keep everyone happy.

Pop-Pop: That’s the spirit, kiddo. Now go out there and show that you can have fun with both families.

Steven: I will. Thanks for the advice, Pop-Pop.

Pop-Pop: You’re welcome Steve-O-Rama. I can’t wait for tomorrow to share a meal with my sweetheart, Myrtle.

Steven: Well tell her I said hi and have a Happy Thanksgiving.

[Steven gets up and heads to the door.]

Pop-Pop: I sure hope I will, sport. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving.

Steven: Happy Thanksgiving Pop-Pop. Bye.

Pop-Pop: Bye!

[Steven closes the door.]

Pop-Pop: What a nice kid he still is.

[Steven gets out of Sunset Canyon Retirement Home and takes a couple of deep breathes.]

Steven: Phew. Alright, this is just going to be a normal Thanksgiving. Just relax, Steven. It’s just two different families having a good time. [looks at his watch.] Well, looks like I need to get ready for tomorrow. I mean, we’re just simply going to have a Thanksgiving that they’ll never forget. I really hope they are not going to get competitive. I mean, what could go wrong?

''[The two families, except Lori. Steven, and Bobby, are now having another meeting.]''

Lynn Sr.: "We're not out of the woods yet. What about next year? And the year after that? We need to show Bobby and Lori that this is where they want to spend all future Thanksgivings."

Rita: [gasps] "Your father's right. We need to throw the greatest holiday ever!"

Frida: [depressed] "Well, that's it." [sobbing] "It's over!"

Rosa: "Nonsense. The Louds may have won the battle, but we will win the war. We just need to bring ourThanksgiving to them."

Maria: "If we show Bobby and Lori that we do Thanksgiving better than the Louds, they'll want to spend it with usnext year."

Hector: "And every year after that."

Ronnie Anne: "Yeah! Watch out, Louds, 'cause-"

Louds & Casagrandes: "It's on!"

[To be continued...]