User blog:Thomperfan/Brawl in the Family (my version) NEW AND IMPROVED

OK, so looking back at my version of Brawl in the Family. I think it's pretty weak. I mean this is at a time, where I had little to no experience writing a fanfiction so, it's not saying much. So, I decided to re-write it, and this was the final result. I hope you enjoy it!

(It starts out with me knocking on the front door to the Loud House. Lincoln answers it.)

Me: Hi, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Oh, hey Nolan. Come on in.

(I go inside with Lincoln and we go to the living room to find that no one else is there.)

Me: Hey, where are your sisters?

Lincoln: I don’t know.

(My stomach grumbles a bit)

Me: I’m hungry. Can we get something to eat?

Lincoln: Sure thing.

(We go to the kitchen only to find that Luna is blocking the entrance.)

Luna: Sorry bros, kitchen’s off limits. Lori’s in there cooling off. She and Leni had a major throwdown.

Lincoln: Yeah, sad story. But we’re hungry.

Me: Yeah, we won’t talk to Lori. We’ll just walk in, get something to eat and then walk out.

(We’re about to go inside when Lisa walks up.)

Lisa: [As Lincoln was about to walk into the kitchen.] Fear not, male sibling and male friend. You should be able to satiate your appetite by forging under the couch cushions. [holds out the bagel] See what I scored?

Lincoln: Ooh, an everything bagel. [eats the bagel]

Lisa: [takes the bagel from Lincoln] Mmm...correction, a plain bagel with lint, dog hair, [gasps] Gadzooks! Is that a booger?

''[Lincoln, horrified and disgusted at what he just ate, runs to the bathroom to throw up. I follow him.]''

Lincoln: [To Lana] Do not eat the couch bagel.

Lana: Sorry, bathroom's off limits. Leni’s in there cooling off from the fight.

Me: Leni too? Sorry Lana, but you’ll have to tell Leni to go somewhere else to cool off. Lincoln’s gotta use it.

Lana: No can do, boys. [hands Lincoln a bucket.] Here, use this.

Lincoln and I: A bucket?

(Lincoln gulps)

Lana: Don't knock it till you try it.

''[Lincoln gives a look of discontent. In the living room, Lola, Lynn and Lucy are reading. Lincoln enters the room with a bowl of popcorn and wearing monster truck fan attire, and I’m with him. Lincoln is about to take the remote. His sisters, after staring at me and Lincoln, beat us up then continue reading.]''

Me: [hurt and annoyed] OW! What was that for?!

Lynn: Sorry, TV's off limits.

Lincoln: [annoyed] Aw, come on! Why?

Lola: Lori and Leni are on edge. You two watching a Monster Truck Rally is not going to help them.

Lincoln: This is ridiculous!

Me: Yeah! What are they even fighting about?

''[Flashback: The sisters (except Lori and Leni) are sitting on the couch, doing their usual things. Lori enters the room.]''

Lori: Guys! Guys! Guys! [pulls out her dress] Check out this dress I found at the mall. It's literally one of a kind. [squeals]

Lori's sisters: Oooohh…

Leni: [enters the room with her dress] O-M-Gosh, you guys! Look at this dress I found at the mall!

[The sisters gasp due to Lori and Leni having the same dress.]

Leni: [walks up to Lori] Ooohh...when did we put a mirror in the living room?

Lori: That's not a mirror, that's me! Now go take your dress back!

Leni: What? No! You take yours back!

''[The two growl at each other as their other sisters whistle and head upstairs. End flashback.]''

Me and Lincoln: That’s it?!

Lincoln: You gotta be kidding me! Clyde and I wear the same shirt on picture day, and WE didn't care.

''[flashback to where he and Clyde wear the same shirt on a school picture day. End flashback.]''

Me: Yeah, and I honestly think Lori and Leni would look really cute wearing the same dress.

Lucy: It’s a sister thing. You wouldn’t understand.

Lincoln: Well, let’s go help them work it out, so we can have our house back.

Me: Agreed.

(We’re about to leave, when Lynn stops Lincoln with her hockey stick)

Lincoln: Oof!

Lynn: Negative. In this family, we have a sister fight protocol. Butt out, and let them resolve it on their own.

Me: Yeah, this coming from the girl who needed our help to fix her fight with Lucy.

Lynn: [holding her hockey stick threateningly] What did you just say?

Me: [nervous] Ah, nothing. Nothing.

(Me and Lincoln walk up to Lori and Leni’s room.)

Lincoln: Yeah, well, I have a protocol too. Which is, I don’t like pooping in a bucket.

Me: I also have a protocol. Which is, I don’t like seeing 2 of my best friends fight over something so petty. By the way, did you know about this Sister fight Protocol before now?

Lincoln: No.

Me: Wow, don’t you think it’s kinda weird that they bothered to tell your younger sisters about it, but not you.

Lincoln: Yeah, a little bit, but it doesn’t matter, because we’re gonna fix it.

Me: Right!

(Lincoln knocks on the door to Lori and Leni’s room and we both walk in.)

Lincoln: Hey guys, look, me and Nolan heard you were having a little problem, so we-

Leni: Noey, there you are! You’re my boyfriend! Say you’re on my side!

Lori: Well, if Nolan’s on your side, then Lincoln should literally be on my side!

Me: No! We’re not on anyone’s side! We’re here to help you guys work it out.

Lori: Oh, there’s no help needed. I’m just waiting for Leni to apologize to me.

Leni: What?! You should be the one apologizing to me!!!

Lincoln: Guys! It’s just a dress.

Me: That I think you BOTH would look cute in.

Lincoln: You guys are sisters, and you’re really close too. Are you really gonna let something as silly as a piece of clothing end your relationship?

(Lori and Leni don’t listen to us and continue arguing)

Lori: You know what?! I think blue makes you look washed out!

Leni: (gasps) Oh yeah?! Well, I think tafeta makes you look like Aunt Ruth!

Lori: (Gasps) I cannot believe you!

Leni: I can’t believe you more!

Lori: You are the worst sister in the world!

Leni: You’re the worst sister in the universe!

''[She and Lori continue arguing at each other. Lincoln looks scared as he gets out of their room, and shuts the door. Just then, the other sisters were angry us because they think WE made them start fighting again. Lincoln and I fall.]''

Lynn: Ugh, nice job Lincoln! We told you to stay out of it!

Lincoln: Girls, this isn’t what it looks like!

Me: Yeah, we didn’t make Lori and Leni start arguing, they did that themselves!

(Lori and Leni’s arguing gets louder.)

Lisa: Based on rising decibel levels, I'm up in the threat level in the house from thunderstorm to hissing cats. Sisters, to your stations!

(the sisters all walk off.)

Lincoln: Uh, what's going on?

Lola: Let us handle it.

''[The next scene, Lincoln and I are in Lincoln’s room reading. Luna and Luan enter the room, which scares the two of us.]''

Luna: Scram, dudes. We need your room.

Lincoln: What? Why?

Luan: Lori's approaching the sector, and we can't risk a run-in with Leni.

Me: Well, can’t you use one of the other 6 rooms on this floor, because, me and Lincoln are in the middle of- (Luan starts pushing me) Hey!

[Luna pushes Lincoln out of his room and walks back in, as Luan pushes Leni in there.]

Luna: Coast is clear, brah.

Lucy: Copy that. [allows Lori to go upstairs] You may proceed.

''[Lori walks upstairs to her bedroom. Luna gets out of Lincoln's room, and Luan pushes Leni out. Lincoln and I roll our eyes and go back in. Lori gets out of her room while texting on her phone.]''

Lucy: [voice] Abort, abort. Leni is headed back up. [Luna and Luan pushes Lori into Lincoln's room.]

Lori: Ah!

Lincoln and I: [As Luna and Luan enter the room with Lori.] Ah!

Luan: Lincoln, Nolan, make like a drum and beat it! [chuckles] Get it? But seriously, out.

''[Lincoln and I are kicked out of Lincoln’s room. Leni walks back upstairs and goes to her room as she slams the door.]''

Lincoln and I: [sighs]

Me: Lincoln, is this a normal thing that happens around your house?

Lincoln: You know, Nolan, I wanna say yes, but honestly, I can’t.

(Later that night, at dinnertime.)

Lynn Sr.: And then Mort realized he was drinking regular, not decaf. (laughs)

Lori: Dinner was delicious, Mom.

Rita: Thanks, sweetie.

(Lori leaves)

Lincoln: Yeah, thanks Mom. I am stuffed.

Me: Yeah, thanks Miss Rita.

Rita: Well, I hope you saved room for dinner.

Me and Lincoln: Wait, what?

(Everyone clears their plates)

Lynn Sr.: Sister Fight Protocol. Lori and Leni dine separately.

Rita: And we have to eat with them both, so they don’t think we’re taking sides.

(Cuts to us eating dinner with Leni)

Lynn Sr.: And then Mort realized he was drinking regular, not decaf. (laughs)

(Leni giggles, while Me and Lincoln looked annoyed. Later, in Lincoln’s room, we come in, dressed in our PJs. Lincoln notices his sheets are all gone. Lincoln marches up to Lana who is coming out of the bathroom and I follow him.)

Lincoln: Hey! What gives! What happened to my sheets and blanket?

Lana: Sister Fight Protocol, we used them to make a divider in Lori and Leni’s room.

Me: And you didn’t ask him for permission first?

Lincoln: Yeah! What am I supposed to sleep under?

(Lana pushes Lincoln back into his room and I follow them. Lana puts Lincoln on his bed and grab a basket of dirty clothes.)

Lana: Try this.

(She dumps the clothes on Lincoln as he lets out a squeal. Lana laughs, while I glare at her.)

Me: (angry) Not funny, Lana.

Lincoln: [Fed up] Alright, that's it!

Lana: Lincoln, what are you doing? [knocks on every door for every sister younger than Lori and Leni.] Guys, we have a situation.

''[Lincoln and I angrily walk into Lori and Leni's room and Lincoln takes down the divider. Lori and Leni gasp while the others watch.]''

Lincoln: I'm done with this! You guys and your stupid fight have ruined the whole day! It's time to get over it and make up!

Me: Yeah, Leni, I’m your boyfriend and as your boyfriend, I have to be honest with you, you and Lori are acting ridiculous.

Luan: Lincoln, Nolan, this has to run its course. Sister fight protocol.

Lincoln: Forget sister fight protocol!

Leni: Well, I'm not sleeping in here with her!

Lori: I'm not sleeping in here with her, either!

Lincoln: Fine! Luna, you sleep in here tonight!

Me: Yeah, and Leni you sleep with Luan!

Leni: Works for me!

Lori: Me too!

[Leni grabs her pillow to sleep in Luna and Luan's room.]

Luna: You're playing with fire, bros!

[The other sisters all talk at once in agreement.]

Lincoln: Listen. By tomorrow, Lori and Leni will have cooled off, and you'll be thanking us!

(Lincoln and I walk back to his room, whistling. We pass Lily.)

Lily: (angrily babbles)

THE NEXT DAY

(Lincoln and I wake up)

Me: (yawns) Good morning Lincoln.

Lincoln: Good morning, Nolan. (listens) Hm, sounds peaceful. Sounds like good old Lincoln saved the day.

Me: Yes you did.

(We fist bump)

Luan: Just admit you’re wrong!

Luna: You’re wrong, dude!

Lincoln: Or not. Wait, that didn’t sound like Lori and Leni.

Me: No, it sounded like Luna and Luan.

(We peek out the door to see Luna and Luan arguing.)

Luna: Lori had the dress first! She told me the whole story last night!

Luan: Well Leni told me her side and she clearly had the dress first!

Luna: Ha! That’s funnier than most of your lame jokes!

Luan: Oh, I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you! I’ve gone partially deaf from your HORRIBLE GUITAR PLAYING!!!!

Lincoln: Guys, guys.

''[Luna and Luan growl at him, while I watch horror. Lori, Lynn, Lisa, Leni, Lana, and Lucy have got out of their rooms.]''

Lynn: [on a megaphone] SISTER FIGHT PROTOCOL! DIVIDE AND ISOLATE!

[Lola is on her princess car, in which she gets Luna on.]

Lola: You're paying for new shocks, Lincoln!

Lana: [Grabs Luan with her rope, and pulls her to Lincoln's room as she holds Lincoln by his she shirt, getting ready to pummel him.] This room is now off limits! [Shuts the door, and the off limits sign is on the doorknob.]

Lincoln: Come on! Why is it always my room?

Me: Yeah, there other rooms on this floor besides Lincoln’s you know!

Lisa: Congratulations, elder brother. Thanks to you, the threat level is now a stampeding T-Rex.

Lynn Sr.: Stampeding T-Rex?! [screams and boards up the door to his bedroom.] Alright, we'll storm out in here.

Rita: [puts Lily down on the drawer.] Did you remember the bucket?

Lynn Sr.: Dang it!

(Cuts to Lisa walking Lori to the bathroom.)

Lisa: Commencing T-Rex protocol. I’ve got big L and we’re on the move.

(cuts to Lucy walking Leni out of Luna and Luan’s room and into her and Lori’s room)

Lucy: Roger that.

(Cuts to Lana walking Luan out of Lincoln’s room.)

Lana: We’re heading for the Red Zone.

(cuts to Lola walking Luna out of the kitchen.)

Lola: Copy that. We’re heading for the Green Zone.

[Both parties are unknowingly heading into each other's paths, and end up bumping into each other, with Luna and Luan snarling at each other.]

Lana: Lola, what are you doing? This is the red zone! The door is red!

Lola: Uh, hello! The carpet is green!

''[Now the twins are also arguing, as the four of them argue, as Lincoln and I, holding bowls of cereal, walk into the room, but immediately back away. Bobby is coming by to deliver pizza, and immediately rushes to the parents' bedroom window, and knocks.]''

Bobby: Here you go, Mrs. Loud.

Rita [pays and tips him] Thanks Bobby. Just the large pepperoni for us, you can deliver the rest to the front door.

Bobby: Do I have to? Lori told me the threat level is at Stampeding T-Rex.

[Lynn Sr. comes and bumps Rita off screen.]

Lynn Sr.: Just ring the doorbell and run. [closes the window, and pulls down the curtains.]

Bobby: Ohhh! Good call, Mr. L.

''[Bobby dashes off screen with the rest of the pizzas to deliver them. Me and Lincoln are reading when we hear the doorbell, we go to answer it.]''

Me: Oh, hey Bobby. What’s up?

Bobby: Lincoln, Nolan, what are you guys doing out here?! The threat level is at stampeding T-Rex!

Lincoln: Bobby, what are you talking about?

Bobby: Sister Fight Protocol.

Me: Oh, come on! They told you about that stupid protocol, but not us!

Bobby: Look bros, I gotta go. Be careful!

(He dashes off. Me and Lincoln groan and go back to reading. A few minutes later.)

Lucy: Okay, first seating will be Leni, Luan, and Lana.

Lisa: [Off screen] Roger! Copy that.

[Lucy walks into the dining room, only to find Lynn slacking off while eating pizza.]

Lucy: Gasp. What are you doing? You're supposed to be watching Lori, Luna, and Lola.

Lynn: Can't I have a break? I've been working for nine hours!

Lucy: So have I, and you don't see me complaining.

Lynn: Oh yeah, cause you're always such a ray of sunshine.

Lucy: At least I don't smell like crusty athletic socks.

Lynn: Please! Like Eau De Death is better.

[Lisa walks into the dining room with Leni, Luan, and Lana, as Lucy and Lynn begin to argue.]

Lisa: Oh, boy. Here we go! We are now at Erupting Volcano, people!!

Lana: ENOUGH WITH YOUR DUMB CHART!!! [Grabs the chart from Lisa, and takes a big bite out of it.]

Lisa: How would you like to eat that hat?!

[The rest of the sisters enter the scene, and all of them are arguing now, which ends up with them fighting.]

Lincoln and I: Hey guys. ''[As we walk into the room, but are shocked to see Lincoln’s sisters are now fighting. We quietly walk under the sink, and Lincoln calls Clyde on his walkie-talkie.]''

Lincoln: Clyde, come in!

Clyde: Hey Lincoln, what's up?

Lincoln: Is your trundle bed available?

Clyde: Is it for you, or Lori?

Lincoln: For me, Clyde! Duh!

Me: Oh, give me that. (I take the walkie-talkie from Lincoln.) Sorry about that, Clyde. Lincoln’s just a little stressed. The Loud House is at erupting volcano!

Clyde: Say no more.

[Cuts to later that evening with Lincoln and I over at Clyde's house.]

Lincoln: And the next thing I know, they're all fighting!

Me: Well, except for Lily, but she’s just a baby.

Clyde: Interesting, and how did that make you feel?

Lincoln: Clyde, what are you doing?

''[Lincoln turns around to see that Clyde is sitting there like a therapist. I’m just sitting there watching.]''

Clyde: When I take my problems to Dr. Lopez, this is how she helps me.

Lincoln: Okay, okay! Anyway, I feel frustrated. Their ridiculous sister fight protocol only makes things worse. If they'd just let me help them, I can fix everything.

Clyde: I see. So what do you plan to do?

Lincoln: I'm gonna march back in there tomorrow, and talk some sense into those girls.

Clyde: That seems sensible. [His watch begins to beep.] Hmm, I see our time is up.

Lincoln: What?! Can't we stay over?

Clyde: Oh! I'm sorry. I'm so used to hearing Dr. Lopez say that.

[The next day, Lincoln returns home and backs up behind the van, with me and Clyde following after.]

Lincoln: Thanks for coming with us, Clyde.

Clyde: No problem. You’re gonna need all the help you can get.

Lincoln: OK, here goes. Nolan, do you have my megaphone?

Me: Yep. (I hand Lincoln the megaphone. Lincoln opens one of the door and hops up.)

Lincoln: [into a megaphone] ATTENTION, LOUD SISTERS! I AM HERE TO RESOLVE YOUR CONFLICTS! PLEASE REMAIN CALM! I AM COMING IN!

''[He holds up a trash can lid as a shield, the 3 of us inch toward the door, and Lincoln opens the door, prepared for the worst. But when we enter, we sees that the girls are all calm and not fighting anymore.]''

Lincoln: What’s going on?

Me: Yeah, what happened to the fighting?

Lincoln, Clyde and I: All of you?

Lisa: Correct. Threat level is back to Field of Daisies.

Lynn Sr.: [still in his room] Oh, thank goodness!

Lincoln: I don't understand. How did you fix everything?

Lisa: No Lincoln. You and Noah fixed everything.

Lincoln and I: Us? How?

Lisa: By leaving.

Me: Wait what?

Luan: We told you, if you guys just butted out, we'd resolve it on our own.

Lincoln: But the dress?

Leni: I came up with the perfect solution. Lori gets to wear it on the days that end in "Y", and I get to wear it the rest of the time.

[We look at Lori who shrugs being just as confused as us]

Me: (in my head) (stammering, frustrated) OH, COME ON!!!

Lynn: And once they made up, the rest of us made up.

Lincoln: So, let me get this straight, you guys made up because I left and was not here.

Sisters: Yep.

Lana: Glad you’re finally getting it.

Luna: Well, now that you mention it, Lori did have the dress first.

Leni: Hey, wait a second, no she didn’t! I did!

Luan: That’s right!

Lori: Is not!

Lana: Yeah, and Lola wasn’t steering clear of the red zone!

Lola: It was the green zone!

Lana: Red!

Lola: Green!

Lana: Red!

Lola: Green!

Lucy: Well, everything would’ve worked out if someone was doing her job and not slacking off.

Lynn: Well, maybe you should try lightening up a little, Death Scent!

Lisa: Speaking of which, that chart I had was took a real long period of time to make!

Lana: Shut up Lisa, no one cares about your dumb chart!

Lisa: Well, maybe you should eat your stupid hat!

[Lynn Sr. is coming out of his room with the bucket and used-up toilet paper.]

Lynn Sr.: Phew. Can't wait to use the real toilet.

[The girls all start bickering and then getting into a violent melee over everything that happened during the dress fiasco.]

Lynn Sr: AAAHH!!! RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!! [shuts himself back in his room.]

''[The sisters' fight gets so intense that it starts shaking the entire vicinity of the household. The 3 of us are watching it.]''

Lincoln: [having enough] Alright, this has gone on far enough!

[Lincoln grabs the microphone and hopes on the couch]

Lincoln: [from the microphone] Everyone, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

[The sisters stop fighting.]

Lynn: UGH! Lincoln, we told you not to butt in!

Lincoln: OK that’s it! I’ve held my tongue long enough! this is stupid! Everything that’s happened in the past 3 days (including this day) is totally stupid!

Lori: Lincoln-

Lincoln: No, I’m not finished yet! First of all, why the heck have I not heard of this stupid protocol before?! I’ve lived here for 11 years and I’ve never seen this protocol before. Where was this protocol when Lynn and Lucy were fighting? Where was the protocol, the countless times the twins were arguing? Huh? Where was that protocol those countless times you guys have gotten into fights, huh?

''[The sisters all stop and look at each other. Just then I jump in to the conversation.]''

Me: Yeah, and you know what?! I’m just gonna come out and say it. Leni, your solution does not work!

Leni: Yeah, it does! I get to wear it on all the days that don’t end in Y!

Me: Yeah, that’s all fine and good, except for one little thing: EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY ENDS IN Y!!!!

Leni: No they don’t!

Me: Yes they do! Go through all seven days and tell me which one doesn’t end in Y!

Leni: Okay, I will. Hm, there’s Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. (Gasps) OMGosh! You’re right!

Lincoln: You guys have been acting really stupid and hypocritical these past 3 days!

Me: Yeah, first of all, why would you choose the 2 most visited places in the house to cool off? Did you ever think that maybe some people were really hungry or really needed to go? And actually, Lori, you have a driver’s license. So why couldn’t you just drive somewhere else to cool off?

Lincoln: And there’s the fact that you didn’t even bother to go tell me about this protocol in detail and just kept telling me and Noah to butt out like some kind of strangers, which is hypocritical because you kept on making us butt in, by kicking us out of my room, and taking my sheets without asking you weren’t giving me a choice to butt in! Also, if you had just asked me for my bedding I would’ve gladly said yes!

''[I go up the parents room and knock on the door. Rita and Lynn Sr. open the door]''

Rita: What happened?

Lynn Sr.: Is it safe to come out?

Me: Miss Rita, Mr. Lynn, I have a question to ask you: How could you guys let things get out of control? You're the parents for crying out loud! No pun intended. You're supposed to step in when thing get out of control with your children! Instead, you dine with your arguing daughters separately and hide. What kind of parents would do that?! If that wasn't enough, you let the girls keep Lincoln from eating, using the bathroom, beat him up when he tried to watch TV, kick him out of his room and take his things without asking! The girls were taking over Lincoln's life and you, the parents, did nothing and just let it happen.

[The parents start nervously stammering at once.]

Me: Man, Lincoln was right! That ridiculous protocol DOES only makes things worse! How did you girls even come up with this protocol in the first place.

[The sisters look at each other nervously and then back to me.]

Lynn: [nervously] Uh, yeah, about that. We should tell you what happened.

''[Cuts to a flashback of what happened after Lori and Leni started fighting. The sisters except for Lori and Leni in Lori and Leni’s room]''

Lola: Guys, this is bad. This is very bad. This isn’t like any other fight that’s happened before.

Lana: I know we gotta do something.

Lynn: (gasps) Guys, I’ve got an idea.

(Lynn whispers something to other sisters)

Luna: Hm. That is a good idea.

Luan: Wait, shouldn’t we include Lincoln and Nolan?

Lucy: I don’t think so. This is a girl issue. They wouldn’t understand.

Lynn: Yeah, and they don’t get involved with our fights that much.

Lana: Well, don’t you think we should give it a name?

Lisa: Sisters, I think I just came up with a title. Let’s call this the “Sister Fight Protocol”.

Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lily: Perfect!

Lola: Good. It’s settled. Luna, I saw Lori going into the kitchen. You go after her and tell what we came up with. Lana, I saw Leni going into the bathroom. You tell her what we came up with. Me and the other sisters will go let our parents know.

''[The sisters split up. Cuts to Luna telling Lori everything.]''

Lori: Well, that is kinda complicated. But if it means, I don’t have to deal with her I’ll do it. I’d better let Bobby know.

''[Lori pulls out her phone and starts dialing Bobby’s number. Cuts to Lana telling Leni everything.]''

Leni: Well, that is kinda complicated. But if it means, I don’t have to deal with her I’ll do it.

''[Lana smiles. Cuts to the other sisters telling the parents everything.]''

Rita: Um, I don’t know girls. This seems kinda complicated.

Lynn Sr.: I don’t know honey. If it means the girls aren’t going to fight that often I’d say it’s worth it.

Rita: Uh, OK.

''[The sisters smile. Cuts back to the present where the parents have joined us outside.]''

Luna: Wow, dudes. It IS pretty ridiculous when you really think about it.

Lynn: Luna’s right. What were we thinking.

Luan: I guess we weren’t.

Lori: (sighs; to me and Lincoln) Look boys, we owe you a huge apology, for everything. You were right me and Leni are really close, and there are a million other dresses out there, so it was stupid of us to be fighting over one.

Luna: "Yeah, man. And it wasn't right for the rest of us to take your things without your permission, and force you out of your room."

Lana: "And it really wasn't right of us to keep you from eating or using the bathroom."

Lola: "And beating you up when you tried to watch TV."

Lynn: "Also... we should've told you about this protocol about this protocol before. Instead, we kept telling you and Nolan to butt out... like you guys were strangers."

Luan: "We feel awful for leaving you guys out. We didn't mean to act like we didn't trust you you two. You're both the most trustworthy guys we know and you’ve done so much for us, and again, we're really sorry."

Lincoln: (sighs) It’s okay girls. We know you didn’t mean any actual harm.

Me: Yeah, we didn’t take it that personally. We know you still love us. We just needed to let you guys know what you were doing was stupid.

Leni: Well, thank you Noey. It was very sweet of you. (kisses me on the cheek)

Lori: Leni, I’m so sorry! You can wear the dress whenever you want to!

Leni: I’m sorry too, Lori! And you can wear the dress whenever you want to too!

(She and Lori hug.)

Me: Ah, now doesn’t that feel better.

Lori: It does. Thanks, you two. If wasn’t for you, we wouldn’t have realized it.

Lisa: Siblings, I say, no more Sister Fight Protocol.

Luna: I agree. From now on, we’re gonna work on solving our problems more maturely.

Lynn: Yeah, we’re going to try talking our problems out and really listening to each other. (to Lincoln and me) And we won’t be so defiant when you guys try and help us.

Lincoln: And we’ll give you girls a chance to let handle things by yourselves. Just as long as it doesn’t mess with our lives.

Rita: And if things get really out of hand. We’re going to be responsible parents and step in.

Lynn Sr.: We are? [Rita nudges him.] Uh, I mean we are!

Clyde: Ah. Another happy ending.

Me: You said it, Clyde. Group hug!

(The 15 of us hug.)

EPILOGUE

(I’m watching TV in my pajamas in the living room, I’m babysitting Sophia while Mom and Dad are going out on a date. Just then I hear a knock on the back door. I go to the door and open it. I open the door to see Lori and Leni both wearing the same dress the both found at the mall.)

Lori and Leni: Hi, Noey!

Me: Hi, Lori. Hi, Leni. Whoa. Loving the new wardrobes. Look like twins.

(Lori and Leni blush and giggle.)

Lori: Yeah, we took your advice. You were right. We do look cute.

Leni: We were just wondering of you could take some pictures of us together.

Me: I can totally do that!

(Lori hands me her phone and I start taking pictures of Lori and Leni doing poses, after a few minutes we’re done.)

Me: Ok, I think that’s it. You guys have to text me those pictures so I can see how cute you guys look.

Lori: We’ll remember to do that and thanks for that talk you gave us. We really needed it we were being stupid.

Me: Don't mention it. Oh, and another thing, why did you guys bring your night stuff with you.

Leni: Oh, we just wanted to keep you company. Can we sleep with a you tonight?

Me: Sure, I’m sure my parents won’t mind.

(A few minutes later Lori and Leni have brushed their teeth, and are in their PJs.)

Me: Ok, guys before we hit the sack, I just wanted to say, thanks for everything, you guys are my best friends and, I love you.

Lori and Leni: Aw, we love you too, Noey!

(They both pick me up and start kissing me, this goes on for a minute. Lori gets into the bed near the closet and Leni gets into bed with me.)

Me: Goodnight, Guys.

Lori and Leni: Goodnight, Nolan.

(The three of us fall asleep.)

THE END