User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Scales of Justice

Lana and Hops were playing in the pond.

She was visiting two fish of which she was fond.

They had about a hundred eggs down in the waters,

Which were going to hatch into fish sons and daughters.

Then along came a man in a big digger truck,

Which covered the girl and her pet frog in muck.

He said, "We are building a mustard store here.

Nobody cares about the fish who live there."

While the man was distracted tying his shoe,

Hops stuck out his tongue and began to unscrew,

The screws on the digger so it broke apart.

She said, "Let's make a plan with our brain and our heart."

Lana went home and told her mom and dad.

"What should I do? This is awfully bad!".

They said, "We've been activists too in the past.

Just make a petition and write it up fast,"

But they used words she didn't know and bored her out of her mind.

She then had an idea that was one-of-a-kind:

She'd been to the bathroom still covered in dirt.

Leni thought she was a monster, so perhaps it wouldn't hurt,

To dress up in a monster suit with the critters too.

The man ran away like she wanted him to do.

Her plan had succeeded and ended up on TV,

But people thought there was really a monster to see.

They crowded round the pond and shooed Lana away.

"But the fish eggs need quiet!", Lana did say.

They said, "We'll be here 'til the monster leaves town."

They dressed up in the suit again, gave a big frown,

And ran away, but things were not quite on track,

For the mustard store people were bringing it back!

She tried the petition but it didn't work out.

She said, "I took a shortcut and now I'm in doubt."

Lisa saw the photo and said, "They're protected.

The mustard store people just never suspected."

So everyone was happy from the Louds to the fish,

Because everybody had gotten their wish.