User blog:Chanyhuman/11 Loud are Leaning (Genderbent 11 Louds are Leaping)

The fallowing is a Genderbent version of 11 Louds are Leaping. Story

Chapter 1

[Pan down to the Loud House, which is decorated with a bunch of Christmas decorations, then zooms into Linka’s room.]

Linka: *pulls on his snow pants and talks to the audience. * "It's the day before Christmas" *puts an orange sweater on over her hea. .* "and there's no better time to be in the Loud House." *puts on a Charlie Brown Christmas-esque ca. .*

[Linka exits her bedroom and pulls off Leif’s scarf, causing him to spin into the bathroom.]

Luke: *singing* "♫Christmas time is totally rad / I want those gifts, so I won't be bad! ♫" *stops his song and groans* "Aww! Come on!"

Linka: "Having trouble with this year's Christmas song, Luke?"

Luke: "Sis, I'm stuck like Santa in a chimney!" *inspired* "Ooh! That's not bad!" *starts to sing a new song* "♫I'm stuck like Santa in a chimney! I've been good all year, so gimme,gimmee,gimmee,gimme! !♫" *stops once again* "Aww, bogus!"

Lane: *pops out, dressed as a reindeer; Luke glares at him* "I'll say! Those lyrics make no frankincense! *chuckles in a Santa Claus tone* "That's one!" *clicks on a remote resulting in a counter appearing with the number 1 on a Christmas tree. * "My twelve puns of Christmas are off to a great start. I've only got to come up with eleven myrrh!" *chuckles* "Make that ten!" *clicks his remote*

[Now, the counter says 2.]

Leon: *blows a raspberry*

Loni: *walks up the stairs wearing a red and green suit and ornament earrings. *

"Hey, Linka! I just made the perfect Christmas outfit."

Randy: *off screen* Hey, has anyone seen my plaid Christmas table cloth?

[Loni looks down and realizes that he used the table cloth, then shushes Linka as he walks into his room.]

Loki: *on his phone, talking to Bebe* "Oh, don't worry about buying me a gift, Bebe Boo-Boo Bear. I mean, sure, it's our very first Christmas together" [The split screen widens to show Bebe, Loki’s voice is still heard over the phone.] "and I'll probably remember what you give me for the rest of our lives, but no pressure."

[zooms away from Bebe in the calendar section of the mall, holding two calendars. She switches her phone to the other ear.]

Bebe: *on her phone, talking to Loki* "Right. Uh, no pressure, Babe." *chuckles and hangs up before falling on her knees and crying. *

[We return to the Loud House, where Linka is at the bottom of the steps. She pulls out two different boots out of a pile and they were each one of her brothers.]

Linka: "Oops! Heh! Wrong ones!" *throws the boots out of the way; turns to the audience. * "Excuse me. This might take a while."

[Linka prepares to dive into the boot pile when Lexx zooms in.]

Lexx: *appearing to sound innocent* "Hey there, favorite big sister! Allow me to dive into that pile of smelly sweaty footwear and find your winter boots for you. "*curtsies, then dives into the pile. *

[Linka looks in confusion. Lexx then emerges from the pile with two brown boots.]

Lexx: *gasps for air* "Here you are, good ma’am!" *puts Linka’s winter boots on her feet.* "Two big sister boots. Boy, these are stylish!"

Linka: *suspicious* "Okay, what are you up to?"

Lexx: *quiet voice with an evil grin on his face. * "Yee. To get a good haul from Santa." *normal voice* "See, contrary to popular belief, I am no angel. So, if I'm going to get on Santa's nice list, I have one day to undo twelve months of naughty!"

Levi: *off screen* "You're wasting your time." [wheels in a whiteboard with equations as he comes on screen and begins pointing to sections with a candy cane.] "Factoring in sleigh speed, time zone changes, and reindeer bathroom breaks, it is scientifically impossible for this so-called Kris Kringle  to deliver gifts to the approximately one billion qualifying children. As you can see, X equals no stinkin' way." *bites into his candy cane. *

Lexx: [growls] "You're lucky I'm being nice right now!"

[Gia, in a Santa cap with a bell on it, rolls on screen and passes the Christmas tree. Charlotte is sleeping underneath, dreaming of sugarplums, and Chris is batting at the lights on the tree. Both of them are in Christmas sweaters. The screen pans to Wilma in a scarf flying to a partridge in a pear tree decoration. She lands on the branch and flirts with the fake partridge before it falls down.]

Randy: *nailing a purple stocking for Leon to the wall at a distance from the fireplace, where the other Louds' stockings are hung, and next to a pink one for Lexx.* "You know what I want for Christmas? A bigger fireplace."

Lane: [pops up, holding a holly berry] "What's that, Dad? I can holly hear you!" *chuckles and clicks his remote* "That's three!"

[The counter now says 3]

Leon: [pops out of his stocking and blows a raspberry before getting picked up by Randy.]

Lane: "Leon, are you *picks up his yellow stocking* stocking me?" [off screen after the screen shifts to Linka, chuckles and clicks his remote.] "That's four!" [The counter now says 4; Linka turns around a corner to find Lynn lifting a dresser and Lars looking underneath.]

Lynn: "Find anything?"

Lars: "Nope."

[Lynn puts the dresser down and winds his arm.]

Linka: "Looking for gifts from Mom and Dad, Huh? *whispers* Have you checked Mom’s underwear drawer?"

Lynn: *sarcastically, walking away* "Have we checked Mom’s underwear drawer?"

Lars: "Linka, please. This is not our first rodeo."

[A smell comes in as Lars leaves. Linka walks in the kitchen wondering what the smell was.]

Lynn Sr.: *singing* "Dashing to the stove... *stops singing* Hey, daughter! You're just in time to try the Crown Jewel of Ol' Mom’s Christmas Eve feast... *Opens the pot and smoke comes out all over the kitche. .... .The Figgy Pudding!" [Smoke comes through the window.]

Linka: *chuckles* "And ruin the surprise at dinner? I don't think so!"

Lane: "Look at Mom getting figgy with it! *chuckles and clicks his remote* Number five!"

[Counter says 5]

Lynn Sr.: Ah, I love the 12 Puns of Christmas. Lane, you wanna try my pudding?"

Lane: "Sorry, Mom. Yule have to ask someone else. Get it? Yule? That's six! I just sleigh myself! Ooh, seven!" *clicks his remote twice*

[The counter goes to 6 and 7 as they both laugh.]

Lynn Sr.: "Sleigh!"

Linka: *to the viewers* "Eeyup. Everyone around here is full of Christmas cheer".

Ms. Grouse: "LOUDS! What's that awful stench?"

Linka: "Well, everyone except for our crabby old neighbor, Ms. Grouse. He really lives up to her name. Especially around Christmas."

Ms. Grouse: "LOUDS! Turn down that annoying music! LOUDS! Shut off all those horrible lights!"

Linka: "Sheesh. *Walks outside* Well, I'm not gonna let Ms. Grouse take away my Christmas cheer. I've got a week off school, ten inches of fresh snow, and this gal! *referring to a snow sled* The Fearsome Flyer 8000! Or as I affectionately call her, "Big Red". We've been waiting all winter for the perfect sledding conditions. So if you'll excuse us..." *runs off shouting, but suddenly gets caught in a net. *

Leif: "Woo-hoo! My reindeer net worked! Sorry, Linka. I'm just getting ready for tonight. *gets his sister out of the net* I'm gonna catch one to keep as a pet!"

[Car tires screech and then crashes as the horn blows.]

Leif: "Woo-hoo! My reindeer pit worked! Uh, don't worry, buddy! I got a winch!"

*Runs off to the car with his winch. * [Scene changes to Linka with her sled on top of a slide in the backyard.]

Linka: "Now, where was I? Ah, yes. It's just you and me, Big Red." *puts on helmet* "Let's do this." *slides down the slide* "Ha ha! Yeah!"

[Big Red hits a rock, causing Linka to fall of screaming and landing head first into the snow. Big Red then dramatically flies into Ms. Grouse's yard.]

Linka: "Nooooooooo! *to the audience* This is a disaster! When stuff goes into Ms. Grouse's yard, it never comes back."

[Flashback #1: On a summer day, Loni’s beach ball apparently went over Ms. Grouse's fence. Loni winces as Ms. Grouse yells "My yard, my property!"

Flashback #2: At night, Leif’s toilet plunger apparently went over Ms. Grouse's fence. Leif looks sad as Ms. Grouse yells "My yard, my property!"

Flashback #3: On an autumn day, Lexx’s ribbon apparently went over Ms. Grouse's fence. Lexx looks angry as Ms. Grouse yells "My yard, my property!" Then cracks Lexx’s ribbon like a whip. The Flashbacks then end.]

Linka: "Well, I'm not letting Big Red suffer the same fate. Especially on the first day of vacation." *grunts as she attempts to climb over the fence. *

Ms. Grouse: *yelling offscreen, scaring Linka* "Louds! [Shift to the Louds' roof with Randy and three festive air dancers that look like elves on top.] Take down that eyesore. You're bringing down the property values!"

[shifts back to Linka]

Linka: "It's too risky to go in alone. I'm going to need backup." *pulls out his walkie-talkie*

[Scene cuts to the McBride house. Clare is in her room, tying a mistletoe leaf to a crooked branch.]

Linka: *over walkie talkie* "Clare, come in!"

Clare: "Hey, Linka! Just working on my mistletoe. *taps the leaf* This year, I'm not gonna squander my one chance to get a holiday smooch from Loki." [The screen splits to show both Linka and Clare.]

Linka: *rolls her eyes* "I'm rooting' for you, buddy. But, can it wait? I've got a Code Six emergency!"

Clare: Oh no! What went over the fence this time? *gets an idea* Was it Bebe?"

[Clare’s fantasy: Somehow, Bebe ended up on the other side of Ms. Grouse's fence. Clare and Loki hold hands as they look on at Bebe, who is being held by her shirt collar by Ms. Grouse.]

Ms. Grouse: "My yard, my property!"

[Loki and Clare skip off as a harp vibe plays.]

Bebe: "Babe?"

[The fantasy then ends]

Linka:"Negative. It was Big Red!"

Clare: "Noooooooo!"

[Clare side of the split screen disappears.]

Linka: "Put on your snow boots. It's time to put Operation Scale the Fence and Retrieve Big Red Before Ms. Grouse Finds It and Takes It Into Her House Forever and Also Think of a Shorter Name For This Operation into action!"

[Cuts to the McBride house where Clare has a red turtleneck stuck over her head.]

Clare: "Sorry, I got stuck in a turtleneck. Could you repeat that? Never mind. I'm on my way." *hits her face on the closed door. * [In the living room, Linka runs upstairs while Lynn lifts the sofa, now missing its cushions.]

Lars: *looks under the sofa* "No presents for us under here."

Lynn: *drops the sofa* "Dang it!"

Lars: "We could look in the basement. How do you feel about lifting the water heater?"

Lynn: *tightens his belt* "Let's do this!"

[After Lynn and Lars run off screen, Loki pops up as the Waltz of the Sugar Plum Fairy plays. He tiptoes to the row of stockings and takes a yellow and red present out of his father’s pink stocking. He sniffs it and sighs in satisfaction.]

Loki: "I don't think Dad will mind if I just peel back the corner a little." *tugs on the ribbon*

Lane: *off screen* "Hold it! [Camerashiftss to show him] You are mistletoe-tally busted!" [Loki’s eyes narrow as Lane chuckles and clicks his remote.] That's eight!"

[The counter then reads 8]

Loki: *high-pitched sigh* "I can't help it. The sound of the paper tearing, the smell of the tape, that moment when you stick the bow around your neck. *tackles Lane* Gimme that!"

Lane: "You gotta kick this habit, Loki. We don't want a repeat of last year."

[Loki’s eyes widen as a flashback of the previous Christmas starts: tearing sounds are heard as the Loud siblings, without Loki, look on. The scene changes to show Loki, rocking in an unwrapped box with several bows around his neck. Many unwrapped presents are in the background.]

Lori: *laughs* "You guys got some great stuff!"

[The flashback then ends]

Loki: "You're right, Lane. I gotta fight this!"

Lane: "Well, there's no time like the present! *chuckles and presses his remote* That's nine."

[Counter reads 9]

Loki: *returns the present to his father’s stocking* "I can be strong. I will not open another gift until Christmas morning."

[The doorbell rings. Loki opens the door.]

Short Delivery Woman: "Delivery for Mister Loki Loud." *shoves a giant green and red present through the door. *

Loki: *reads the tag* "To Loki. Open immediately. *stops reading and groans* Universe, you are literally testing me."

[The Short Delivery Woman walks away but screams as a crash is heard; Letters fly off as Leif comes outside.]

Leif: "Woohoo! *runs over to see the Short Delivery Woman in a metal cage. * My reindeer cage works!"

[Loki is now pushing his big present inside.]

Loni: *comes down the stairs in a white tunic made of tinsel. * "Hey guys! Forget what I was wearing before. This is the perfect Christmas outfit."

Randy: *from the dining room* "Has anyone seen all my tinsel?"

Loni: *shushes Loki and Lane*

Lane: "Oooh! I'm gonna tell!"

Loni: "No no no!"

Lane: *pulls on the ribbon on Loni's tunic.* "Just ribbon ya! *chuckles as Loni sighs and presses his remote. * That's ten!"

[The Counter now says 10]

[Lexx has approached his father in the dining room.]

Lexx: *with false kindness* "Oh, father. You've done so much to make this glorious holiday perfect. Allow me to look for the tinsel and after I find it, I'll rub your tired, aching tootsies."

Randy: *pulls paper dolls out of a box* "Thank you, Lexx. That's very nice of you."

Lexx: *gasps and faces up high shaking his fist. * "Did you hear that, Santa? He said "nice"!"

Levi: *walks in the background with his candy cane, speaking in a singsong ton. .* "Wasting your time..."

Lexx: *to himself* "Control yourself, Lexx. He’s not worth it."

[Linka runs past with binoculars to go outside. She climbs up the slide to get a view of Ms. Grouse's house. Clare suddenly pops up.]

Clare: "Hey, Linka!"

Linka: *screams and slides down the slide, hurting her rear end. * "Clare!"

Clare: "I'm okay!" *wearing her crooked branch on her hat.]

Linka: "I see you toned down the mistletoe this year."

Clare: "Yeah. I don't want a repeat of last year."

[Flasbacks to Clare putting on yellow lip gloss and walks along with a bush of mistletoe on her head.]

Clyde: "Pucker up, my Christmas king!"

[A hawk swoops down and picks up Clare, causing her to scream; The flashback then ends.]

Clare: *sighs* "So what's the plan?"

Linka: *draws with a twig to show the plan. * "You'll go to the front door and sing Christmas carols here. When Grouse comes out to yell at you, I'll hop the fence and grab Big Red here."

Clare: "Strategic genius! *points to a yellow puddle in the snow. *One question: what's that?"

Linka: *grossed out* "Ugh! Charlotte!"

[Charlotte shrugs innocently as she enters the house.]

[Clare is at Ms. Grouse's front door.]

Clare: *talking into her walkie-talkie* Turtledove to Sled Woman Walking. I'm in position."

Linka: "Copy that, Turtledove. Commence caroling."

Clare: *blows a note on a kazoo and practices her vocals. * "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" *gets out some sleigh bells, jingles them, and starts singin. .* "♫Dashing through the snow / In a one-horse open sleigh♫"

[Ms. Grouse answers the door as Clare continues to carol.]

Ms. Grouse: *annoyed* "Stop your off-key caterwauling! I don't care for carolers." Clare: *still caroling* "♫Laughing all the way♫"

[In the backyard, Linka hops the fence and goes behind the tree. She sneaks over to the crate and spots her sled. He goes over to a wheelbarrow which causes the logs to roll out of the way and make a commotion.]

Ms. Grouse: *yelling at Clare* "Go on! Get!" *hears the clattering* "What the Sam heck was that?"

Clare: *still to the tune of Jingle Bells* "♫Don't look in the yard / There's nothing there to see / Got lots of songs to sing / So keep your eyes on me♫ Hey!"

[Ms. Grouse pushes her into the snow and goes to check the backyard. Linka pulls the logs back into place, gasps, and hides. Ms. Grouse comes in and finds Big Red and grabs it.]

Ms. Grouse: *to the Louds' backyard* "My yard, my property!" *goes inside and slams the door*

[Linka comes out of the logs and sighs in defeat.]

Linka: "I can't believe I lost Big Red."

[Luke steps outside still trying to find his Christmas song.]

Luke: *strumming and singing* "♫Merry Christmas, honey / If you don't have a gift, I'll gladly take money / I wrote it down on my Christmas list / If I don't get my prezzies, I'm gonna get- *gets cut off by Ms. Grouse.*

Ms. Grouse: "LOUDS! KNOCK OFF THAT RACKET!!!" *leaves her house*

Linka: *hopeful* "Clyde! Do you see what I see?"

Clare: *looking up* "A star, a star, shining in the night?"

Linka: "No. Ms. Grouse just left. I can sneak into his house and get my sled back."

Clare: "What? You can't do that! That's Ms. Grouse's property."

Linka: "But that sled is my property. I'll just slip through the doggy door, grab Big Red, and she'll be none the wiser."

Clare: "But what if you get caught and go to jail, and they only let family visit? You know I haven't married Loki yet, so the guards won't let me see you-"

Linka: "CLARE! None of that's gonna happen, because you'regonnaa be my lookout."

[Linka sneaks back into Ms. Grouse's yard and rushes through the doggy door into the house.]

Linka: *on her walkie-talkie* "I'm in. Just keep a lookout for Grouse." [Clare is watching outside with the binoculars.]

Clare: "Don't worry. You can count on me. I'm not going anywhere." [She then steps on a catapult that launches her across the neighborhood and as she screams.]

Leif: *running up to the catapult* "Yes! My reindeer catapult worked!" *realizing* "Although, it might not be the best way to catch a reindeer."

[Cuts back into Ms. Grouse's house.]

Linka: "Now, where would I hide a sled if I were a grumpy old sourpuss."" *notices her sled* "Big Red!" *hugs it, grabs it, heads for the door and notices a photo. * "Whoa! Is that Ms. Grouse as a kid? And is she holding a Fearsome Flyer 1000?"

[Suddenly, someone is at the front door; Linka gasps worrying who it could be.] Chapter 2

[The door is about to open and Linka is shaking with fear. Ms. Grouse steps in and unfolds her newspaper. Linka is hiding behind the drapes and notices she's missing her scarf. As soon as Grouse has her back turned, she grabs it and hides again. Grouse takes off her coat and hat and opens the drapes as Linka sneaks off to the kitchen. She opens the cabinet which catches Grouse's attention. She checks the cabinet only to find that it's empty and steps on something, which turns out to be Linka’s hand. Linka is about to yelp in pain only to stop herself.]

Ms. Grouse: *shivering* "Hoo... cold."

[She lights a match to throw into her fireplace while a pair of eyes pop out of it.]

Ms. Grouse: "Aw, dang. All out of wood."

[The pair of eyes blows at the match to put the match out. As he leaves to get more wood, Linka comes out of the fireplace and heads to the back door only to get caught.]

Ms. Grouse: "Gotcha!"

[Linka screams and launches her sled into the air only for it to crash and shatter into pieces.]

Linka: *heartbroken* "Big Red!"

Ms. Grouse: "Serves you right, you little thief!"

Linka: "I'm not a thief! You're the thief! You stole my sled and now it's broken!"

Ms. Grouse: "My yard, my property! I'm calling your folks right now!" *dials the number for the Loud House* "They'll straighten you out."

[Meanwhile, over at the Loud House, the phone is ringing, but there's too much going on involving Linka’s brothers for them to hear it. Randy is nailing a wreath on the doorway, Lexx is holding the ladder for him, Loni is thinking of what to make his next outfit out of, Lane is trying to think of more Christmas puns, Lynn is lifting Lars who is looking through the vent for their presents, Luke is still trying to think of lyrics for his song, Levi is reading a science book, Loki is still fighting the urge to open his giant present, and Leon is chasing Chris and the two of them get caught in another one of Leif’s reindeer traps.]

Leif: "YEEEEEES!!!"

Ms. Grouse: "No one's answering. *shrugs* Probably can't even hear the phone over all that racket." *hangs up and drags Linka to the fireplace. * "Till I reach your folks, you can clean up the mess you made." *gives Linka a broom*

Linka: "Why do you have to be so mean all the time? I just wanted my sled back." *points to the photo she saw earlier* "You of all people should understand that. You had one, too."

Ms. Grouse: *tilts the photo down* "Stop snoopin' and start sweepin'!" *hears the phone ring* "Ah, that's probably them. Now, get to work!" [Linka angily sweeps as Ms. Grouse goes to answer the phone.] "Hello? Oh, hey, Judie. Sorry I didn't call back."

[As she talks to Judie, Linka overhears, stops sweeping, and listens carefully.]

Ms. Grouse: *sadly* "No, it doesn't look like I'm gonna make it back for Christmas after all. I'm sorry. I know it's been five years, but I just don't have the money to travel this Christmas."

[Linka then notices a photo of Ms. Grouse with her family and feels sorry.]

Ms. Grouse: "Tell the boys Aunt Bunny says hi and loves them whole bunches. I miss you, too." *hangs up and comes back* "I thought I told you to clean up your mess!" Linka: "I didn't know you were from a big family."

Ms. Grouse: "What's it to ya?"

Linka: "Well, it's just, it must be hard not to see them at Christmas."

Ms. Grouse: "Enough! Go on home!" *shows Linka the door*

Linka: "So, you're not gonna tell my parents?"

Ms. Grouse: "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"

[Linka leaves and Grouse slams the door on her. After learning what she found out, Linka feels awful for her neighbor until she gets an idea. At that moment, she gets a call from Clare.]

Clare: *on the walkie-talkie* "Come in, Sled Woman Walking." [Linka picks up] "Are you okay? I'm sorry I compromised the mission. One minute, I was in your yard, the next, I was six blocks away. I broke my mistletoe. So long, holiday smooch."

Linka: "Sorry, Turtledove. Everything's okay here though. Rescuing Big Red was a bust, but now, I've got a new mission. I'll call you back with the plan." *signs off and heads home*

[Inside the Loud House, Leon is chasing Gia, Lexx is vacuuming and dusting, Lane is making a popcorn string, Levi is still reading his book, and Lars is contacting spirits as Lynn watches on with hope.]

Lars: "Oh, Ghost of Christmas Past...reveal to us where the presents are hidden."

Lynn: *nervous* "What'd she say? What'd she say?"

Lane: "You two definitely have the Christmas spirit!" *chuckles and presses his remote* "That's eleven!"

[The counter now reads 11. Chris avoids a bear trap Leif laid out.]

Loki: *restless* "Can't take it any longer! MUST OPEN!" *zooms toward his present*

Leif: *lassos him with the lights* "Whoa, boy!" *drags him back*

Luke: "Guys, can you chill? I'm trying to write and I'm down to the wire!" *inspired* "Ooh! Maybe that's it!" *starts playing and singing* "♫Down to the wire / Santa's on fire♫" *groaning* "I'm never gonna get this!"

[Linka comes inside]

Linka: "Guys!"

[Little does she know that a lot has happened since she was outside upon seeing the insanity. Loni arrives with yet another new Christmas outfit.]

Loni: "Okay, forget that old rag I was wearing before. This is the perfect Christmas outfit!"

Randy: *noticing something amiss by the chimney. * "What happened to the stockings? Seriously, why does everything keep disappearing?"

[Loni shushes everyone again]

Linka: "GUYS!"

[She still can't get everyone’s attention and Leon pops out of one of the stockings on Loni’s outfit. Just then, a foul stench hits both their nostrils.]

Loni: *plugging her nose* "Oh, Leon, you didn't!"

[Their mother enters with the figgy pudding.]

Lynn Sr.: "Hey hey hey! I need a taste tester for my figgy pudding!"

Loni: *to Leon* "Oh, phew. It wasn't you."

Lexx: "I'll do it, Mommy! Your figgy pudding is always the highlight of my Christmas!" *looking upward desperately* "You're seeing this, right, Santa?"

Levi: *almost done with his candy cane* "Truly pathetic."

[His mom feeds Lexx some of the pudding.]

Lexx: *chewing it forcefully* "Mmm...figgy!"

Linka: "GUYS!!! WOULD YOU JUST STOP AND LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND?!"

[The boys stop and give their sister’s their attention.]

Linka: "I was just in Ms. Grouse's House..."

[The boys start complaining about their neighbor.]

Lexx: "That big meanie?"

Loni: "She dresses, like, horribly!"

Loki: "She is literally awful!"

Linka: "She’s not that bad. Well, she is, but now I think I know why."

[Cut to an outside view of the house as time passes and then back inside with Linka finishing explaining to her brothers why Ms. Grouse acts the way she is.]

Linka: "... And then she told me to leave."

[Her brothers' open their hearts after hearing this.]

Loki: *on the verge of tears* "That is literally so sad!"

Leif: *crushed* "I can't believe she has a big family, too."

Lane: *heartbroken* "And she can't be with them? That's awful!"

Loni: "Seeing all of us together must make her miss them even more."

Levi: "Usually, I'm impervious to human emotions, but..." *bursts into tears and sobs over the news. *

Lexx: *guilt-ridden* "No wonder she's such a grumpy-butt this time of year."

Lane: "How did we not notice this?"

Loki: *pushes his present aside* "Maybe because we've been so caught up in the hustle and bustle of the holidays."

Lynn: "Yeah. We were so worried about what we were getting."

Lars: *blows out his candles* "When we should have been worried about what we were giving."

Lexx: "And isn't that what Christmas is all about?"

Luke: *gasps with inspiration* "Dudes! That's it! No wonder I couldn't nail my song! I've been going about it all wrong!" *goes upstairs to write it*

Linka: "We need to do something for Ms. Grouse."

Brothers: "Yeah!"

Loki: "But what can we do?"

Linka: "I have a plan!" *huddles up with them* "Okay, the first thing we do..."

[As she explains the plan, the scene changes from their house to Ms. Grouse's. She closes the blinds not wanting to see what they're talking about.]

[Later that night, Mr. Grouse is getting some sleep in his lounger until a mysterious sound wakes him up.]

Voices: "♫Ooooooooh♫"

Ms. Grouse: *waking up* "Huh? Who? What? Can't get a moment's peace." [She turns on the light and goes outside to see something that surprises her; The Louds and the McBrides are all caroling in front of her house.]

Louds and McBrides:

"Ooooooooh"

Luke: "I used to think that Christmas was About the wish list filled with stuff I never really needed, anyway"

[Loki presses a button and lights up Ms. Grouse's house and yard with decorations.] Luke: "But as long as we're together It's a holiday"

[Everyone joins in as Luke starts strumming his guitar.] Louds and McBrides: "It's not what you get, it's what you give We've got the spirit, clear and loud Ditch the list, hug who you're with 'Cause that's what Christmas is all about! It's what you give, not what you get We've got the hard part figured out This year will be the best one yet 'Cause that's what Christmas is all about! Merry Christmas from the Louds! HO!!!" [Ms. Grouse is still standing surprised from their caroling.]

Linka: "Merry Christmas, Ms. Grouse."

Leif: "We all chipped in and got you something."

[Linka gives her the present and Ms. Grouse opens it.]

Lynn: "It's a bus ticket."

Lane: "So you can go see your family for Christmas tomorrow."

Randy: "And since you can't be with them tonight..."

[Randy and Lynn Sr. reveal their faces.]

Randy: "... we're bringing our family to you."

Lynn Sr.: "How 'bout it, neighbor?"

[Everyone huddles together and smiles.]

Ms. Grouse: *sincerely* "LOUDS!!!" *thankfully* "You've made this the best Christmas ever. Thank you. I'd say you all landed permanent spots on Santa's nice list."

Lexx: *joyfully* "Even me?"

Ms. Grouse: "Especially you."

[Lexx runs up and hugs Ms. Grouse's leg.]

Levi: "Once again..." *bursts into tears and cries again. *

Ms. Grouse: "Well, what are you waiting for? Everyone inside!"

[Inside Ms. Grouse's house, to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas, the twins are setting the table for Christmas dinner, Randy is helping Leon put the star on top of the tree, and everyone is doing what they can to make the house more festive.]

Lane: "There, Ms. Grouse. Now it's not so gloomy in here."

Lars: "Yeah, you ruined it."

Loni: "Guys, I finally made the perfect Christmas outfit!"

[Everyone looks at the outfit wondering why it's not Christmas themed.]

Loni: "It's not for me. It's for Ms. Grouse. You can wear it on your trip tomorrow." *puts it on her*

Ms. Grouse: "Well, thank you." *notices something* "What happened to my curtains?" [Loni shushes her.]

Lynn Sr.: "Chow time in five, people!"

Ms. Grouse: "Before we sit down, there's something I'd like to say."

Lynn: *chanting* "Speech! Speech! Speech!"

[Loki elbows him to stop]

Ms. Grouse: "Well, I know I haven't always been the friendliest neighbor, and I'm sorry about that. You've all given me so much tonight, now I'd like to give something to you."

Lexx: "We take checks."

[Loki nudges him for that statement. Ms. Grouse opens her closet and reveals all the stuff that landed in her yard and she took as her own.]

The Loud Brothers: *gasp* "ALL OUR STUFF!!!"

[They all gather to get their stuff back with cheers.]

Leif: *holding up his plunger* "PLUNGEY!!!"

Ms. Grouse: *to Linka* "I'm sorry your sled was broken."

Linka: "That's alright. It's only a sled. I'm just glad we're friends now."

[The two of them smile at each other.]

Hollen: *overjoyed* "Oh, Han-Bear. Isn't this the most wonderful thing you've ever seen?"

Hana: "Now, Holly, remember what Dr. Lopez said about-" *shaking it off* "Oh, forget Dr. Lopez! This is the most wonderful thing I've ever seen!"

[Both Clare’s moms walk off sobbing with happiness. Loki walks up to Clare.]

Loki: "Clare, you know what you're standing under, don't you?" *points to a mistletoe*

[Clare realizes this and starts shaking. Loki gives her a kiss on the cheek.]

Loki: "Merry Christmas, Clare."

Clare: *blushing and lovestruck* "And to all a good night." *faints*

Lynn Sr.: "Come on, everybody, sit! Dinner is served! And save some room for the figgy pudding!"

[Everyone rushes over to the table to join for dinner.]

[Christmas morning]

Loud Family: "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!" [open up their presents]

[Levi got a new meteorite, Luke got a new banjo, Linka got a new video game, Leon got a new teddy bear, Lars got a glittering Edna bust, Lane got a magic and comedy kit, Lynn got new cleats, Loni got new men’s high-heel leather shoes, Leif got a medieval war fortress play set, and Lexx got a princess castle play set.]

Randy: "Well, that's all the Christmas presents. Time to start decorating for Valentine's Day!"

Loki: "Wait! I still have one more!" *shows his giant present he’s been waiting to open. * "I saved the best for last!" *shakes it*

Present: "Ow!"

[Everyone looks on awkwardly over what made that noise.]

Loud Family: Huh?

[Loki opens it up and reveals it to be his girlfriend.]

Bebe: *worn out* "Merry Christmas, Babe..."

Loki: *gasps* "Boo-Boo Bear?"

Bebe: "I couldn't find anything good enough to buy you for our first Christmas together, so I decided to give you myself."

Loki: "Ah. That's literally the perfect gift." *hugs her* "Oh, I got you a present, too."

Bebe: "I hope it's food and water."

Levi: "Santa sure was good to us this year."

Louds: "SANTA?!"

Lexx: *gullible* "Oh, I thought you didn't believe in her."

Levi: "I didn't until I spied her leaving a present behind the couch last night." [He shows a picture of what appears to be Santa labeled "SANTICUS CLAUSIMUS".] "Behold!"

[Everyone gasps at the photo]

Lynn: *noticing something behind the couch* "There is a present back here. And it's addressed to Linka."

[Linka opens it up and finds it's a new sled.]

Linka: "Wow!"

[The rest of her family is just as surprised as she is.]

Linka: *notices the label* "A Fearsome Flyer 1000?"

[This gets her to realize who really left it for her. She rushes outside and catches Ms. Grouse just before she leaves.]

Linka: "Hey, Ms. Grouse. Thanks for the sled."

Ms. Grouse: "Don't thank me. Thank Santa." *winks* "Merry Christmas, Linka."

Linka: "Merry Christmas, Ms. Grouse!" *runs off to try her new sled; to the audience. * "Well, another Christmas has come and gone. But this year, I got the best present ever: a new friend. I think from now on, things are gonna be pretty different around here." *puts on her helmet and slides down the slide again. * "Ha ha! Yeah!"

[The Fearsome Flyer 1000 hits the rock just like Big Red did, and this time, crashes through Ms. Grouse's window.]

Ms. Grouse: *displeased* "LOUD!!!"

Linka: *worried* "Maybe not that different." *runs off*

[As she runs away, Lane pops up.]

Lane: *to the audience* "Well, I guess that about wraps things up! YES! I DID IT!" *presses his remote and the counter finally reads 12. * "That's twelve! Merry Christmas!" *gets caught in one of Leif’s reindeer traps with his fake antlers sticking out. * "Aah!"

Leif: *jumping with joy* "WOO-HOO! I FINALLY GOT ONE!"

[The end credits play an instrumental version of That's “What Christmas is All About” in a snowy field.]

Trivia 


 * Did you know that Santa can be a unisex name? I found that out while looking for ideas for Genderbent names.
 * I decided to experiment with clothing styles as part of the picture, none of which is cross dressing in case your wondering.
 * tip; Every one has good side even in the most unlikely of soul, but it’s up to another soul to truly strengthening it.
 * The original was written by Sammie Crowley, Whitney Wette, and Kevin Sullivan.
 * Please support the official release.