User blog:007Jamesdean/Dethroning The April Fool

It was that time again and the most feared day in the Knudson-Loud-Anderson Family: April 1st A.K.A. April Fools Day. This would normally be the day where Luan unleashes a series of deadly pranks that would land you in the hospital but because she defeated her Dark Side she brought her deadly pranks to a stop and has now been doing harmless pranks like whoopie cushions, squirting flowers, and classic gags. However Luan was still having terrible memories of all the April Fools Days that happened.

Luan was at the table with her family and friends having breakfast. I noticed that Luan was in deep thought and has not touched her waffles.

Me: Are you all right Luan? You seem lost in thought.

Luan: I just keep thinking about all the horrible stuff I did to all of you on April Fools Day.

Naruto: Luan that was not you remember? Even though she was created by you because of Abigail you are not to blame for it all.

Luan: That's true. But I still can't stop thinking about it all. I feel partly responsible for it all.

Eddy: Luan I know that Abigail did some horrible things to you and she's in prison for it but you can't let these things haunt you forever.

Luan: I know Eddy but I can't stop thinking about it.

Me: You're having problems with your inner demons. Maybe a fight in the Simulator will help you get rid of them.

Luan: That's a good idea.

Eddy: Yeah.

After breakfast we went into the Simulator and Luan, Eddy, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily were doing an exercise.

Me: Okay guys here we go. Coming online.

The Simulator Activated and they found themselves at an old abandoned amusement park. It was Pleasure Island.

Eddy: Whoa!

Luan: I know this place. It's the Pleasure Island Amusement Park.

Lola: From Disney's "Pinocchio"? I love that movie.

Lana: Me too.

Laney: I've read about this. This park has a terrible curse on it that turns boys having a fun time into donkeys.

Lucy: Gasp! That is incidious.

Lincoln: I'm not gonna turn into a donkey am I?

Lisa: Ah Poppycock! That is just a movie and it is not real.

Lily: I agree with you Lisa. Besides, me and Allie have watched Pinocchio and the Curse of Pleasure Island only affects boys and not girls.

Lincoln: Lets hope I don't change.

Luan: You won't Lincoln. Now lets find my dark side.

Leni: Okay.

Lori: When we find her I'm literally going to turn her into a human pretzal!

Lynn: Save seconds for me!

Luna: We will make her pay for this dudes!

They walked around the amusement park and saw that it was a complete mess.

Eddy: What a mess.

Lori: Looks like all the boys partied too much here.

Lincoln: And they became donkeys because of the curse.

Laney: I can't believe that the Coachmen and his lackeys were making all their money by transforming all the boys into donkeys to sell into slavery on the black market and other places with this amusement park as a trap.

Luna: Yeah. That is inhumane and he has no value for human life at all.

Lori: I agree. He's using the parks curse as his own weapon to get rich.

Lucy: This parks curse is powerful. It was placed here through some kind of dark magic. I can get rid of it for good with my magic. [Chants an incantation] Jesmorna Weqmeega Nyunorga Vestorma!!!!

Lucy fired a blast of dark energy at the island and it stripped it of the curse. By the docks the magic destroyed the curse affecting all the boys and they turned back to humans again and were crying their eyes out.

Lori: Nice work Lucy.

Lucy: Thanks Lori.

Luan: Now we can fight on the island without worrying about the curse.

Eddy: Looks like it.

?: '''Well well. Look who showed up.'''

They saw Dark Luan waiting for the.

Eddy: Dark Luan. So we meet again.

Dark Luan: '''Yes it's been a while Eddy. And Luan my light self. How have you been?'''

Luan: I have been doing much better without you. But I still can't get over everything you made me do.

Dark Luan: '''Good. Now I can terrorize you some more.'''

Lori: I don't think so. I'm going to turn you into a human pretzal for those pranks you pulled!

Leni: Same here.

Laney: Lets spread our wings and let her have it!

Everyone but Leni did so and Lincoln and Laney went Super Angel 2.

Lincoln: Lets dance Dark Luan.

They went at Dark Luan and unleashed a relentless and ferocious assault of pranks and cartoon style shenanigans at her.

Laney picked Dark Luan up by her feet with a snare trap vine and hung her upside-down and Lori beat her belly with a wooden plank like Foghorn Leghorn does to Barnyard Dog.

BAP!!!!!! BAP!!!!!! BAP!!!!!! BAP!!!!! BAP!!!!! BAP!!!!!! BAP!!!!! BAP!!!!! BAP!!!!!!!

Lincoln: That's gotta hurt. But lets see you try this.

Lincoln pulled out a Knight Helmet and put it on her head and pulled out a mallet and pounded it several times.

BONG!!!!!! BONG!!!!!!! BONG!!!!!!! BONG!!!!!! BONG!!!!!! BONG!!!!!!!! BONG!!!!!! BONG!!!!!! BONG!!!!!!!!

Dark Luan took the helmet off.

Dark Luan: Can someone answer the ringing in my head?

Luna: Present for you dude.

Luna handed Dark Luan a big firecracker and it exploded in her face after Luna ran.

KABOOOMMMM!!!!!!!

When the smoke cleared Dark Luan was a charred black husk.

Lynn: You smoke? Have one.

Lynn put a cigar in Dark Luan's mouth and it exploded.

KABOOOM!!!!!!!

Lola came back with a crate that had a wild cat in it.

Lola: Have funny with this friendly kitty.

Lola opened it and the wild cat went at Dark Luan and mauled her ferociously.

RRREEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(FEROCIOUS SCREECHING AND GROWLING)

Dark Luan's clothes were shredded and she had lots of bleeding scratches and cuts.

Dark Luan: Ow.

A horn honked and Lynn came and she was driving a steamroller.

Lynn: How would like some pancakes?

Lynn ran over Dark Luan and she was flat as a pancake.

Eddy: Ooh! That must've hurt.

Lori approached Dark Luan.

Lori: Here have a drink.

Lori had a bottle of hot sauce with her. But this wasn't just any hot sauce. This was my newest hottest hot sauce in the world: SUPERNOVA NETHERWORLD STOMACH OBLITERATOR XXXXXXXXXX-TRA HOT. This sauce was made with Capsaicin Extract from the hottest peppers in the world and it even has hot ingredients in it that many chefs would call Plutonium. The label on the bottle was the Devil being completely obliterated in a supernova explosion in the shape of a chili pepper.

Lori made Dark Luan drink the lethal hot sauce and Dark Luan suddenly exploded into a massive blast of fire that went high into the sky.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Luan landed and she was screaming in pain and agony and she ran to the ocean and dove in and the water was boiling and the fish swam away from the area and Dark Luan came out and she was steaming and was exhausted and her tongue was completely burned off.

Dark Luan: (Slurred) That really hurt.

Laney walked up to her and wrapped her in a strait jacket.

Eddy: You're looking at spending a long time in the prison on the Moon.

Luan: Yep.

Eddy and the Loud Siblings: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

The simulation ended and they came out and had Dark Luan captured. Dark Luan was locked in the Moon Supermax Prison for eternity.

Luan: Thanks guys. I feel much better now.

Me: That's great Luan.

Varie: Lets hope that Dark Luan will never terrorize the world again.

Aylene: Yep.

THE END.

I wanted to do an April Fools Day Chapter for a while. I saw the episode Fool Me Twice last month and the joke Luan did was not funny at all. It was downright cruel. So I figured this would be perfect for it. I saw all those silly cartoon violence shenanigans on Looney Tunes and got the ideas for beating Dark Luan with them from them. I took a break from Shinobi of The Cosmic Storm to write this. Let me know what you think.

Happy Easter and April Fools Day everyone.

See you next time.

Pinocchio belongs to Disney.