Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-25979382-20161208171355/@comment-29234175-20161217185351

But then the leader of the staplers appeared, Rob Schneider! Rob Scheider derp de derp derp, is a stapler! He fired giant staples at Linus, suddenly a time portal opened and out leapt Linus as an adult. The older Linus who had discarded his first name choosing only to be referred to as Van Pelt, was dressed in a Victorian safari outfit with a pith helmet and carrying an elephant gun. Age had given him a wirery grey beard and moustache. "I shall have your head mounted on my wall!" He bellowed before shooting Rob Schneider.