User blog:007Jamesdean/Lincoln's Big Family

It starts in the Training Yard and Killer Frost and Xion are practicing their moves and powers.

Killer Frost fired a stream of ice at a bullseye.

Xion: Nice shot Louise.

Killer Frost: Thanks Xion. Lets practice our team move.

Xion: Okay.

Killer Frost & Xion: FROZEN LIGHT STORM!

They fired a vortex of light and ice at the target and it obliterated it.

Xion: That was awesome!

Killer Frost: It sure was. Great work Xion.

Xion: Thanks Louise.

They even tested their powers against robotic dummies of all the bad guys we faced.

In Lola's room, Lola, Brian, Stewie and Penelope were having a tea party. Lola saw Stewie's stuffed bear Rupert.

Lola: Who is this with you Stewie?

Stewie: Oh this is Rupert. He's my friend that I've had since I was born.

Lola: Oh he's so adorable. Looks like you have a new friend Mr. Sprinkles.

Penelope: This tea you make is marvelous Lola.

Lola: Thank you Penelope. Would you like some tea Brian?

Brian: Oh thank you that would be lovely Lola.

Lola poured a glass for him.

Me, Rachel and Lincoln are playing video games while Varie and Laney are reading books. The doorbell rang.

Me: I'll get that.

I go to the door and answer it. It was Becky and Paige.

Me: Hey Becky.

Becky: Hey J.D. (We fistpump) Leni invited me over to read some fashion magazines. I brought my little sister Paige over because my mom and dad left me in charge of her while they're at work.

Me: No problem Becky. Hey Paige.

Paige: Hey J.D. What's on the fun agenda?

Me: We're playing Lincoln's video games. Wanna play?

Paige: (Excited) Oh you know it!

Laney: Hey Paige.

Paige: Hey Lanes.

Varie: What's going on?

Paige: Same old same old but I'm ready to have some fun.

Lincoln: You know it Paige.

Paige: How's Lilly doing Lincoln?

Lincoln: She's awesome Paige.

Me: Oh that reminds me. Lincoln I have something for you.

Lincoln: What is it J.D.?

I hand Lincoln a rolled up Document.

Lincoln takes it and reads it.

Lincoln: (Gasp) I'm in the same ordinence as you!?

Me: That's right buddy. I talked it over with the governor and he approved. But Lincoln you have to promise to share your wives equally.

Lincoln: J.D. I don't know what to say. Thank you.

Me: You're welcome buddy. I know this is a big shock to you but please take all the time you need to adjust.

Lincoln: I will J.D.

Laney: Way to go bro.

Rachel: I'm happy for you bud.

Lincoln: Thanks Rachel.

Paige: Oh Linky! (Hugs him)

Lincoln: Would you like to be my next wife Paige?

Paige: I would be honored Linky.

Me: You want me to gather everyone to share this news?

Lincoln: Sure J.D.

I gather everyone in the living room.

Me: Now I'm sure that you're wondering why I gathered you all here.

Lana: Is something going on?

Me: Well yes but it involves Lincoln here.

Lori: What could be going on with Lincoln?

Me: I was getting to that. Lincoln do you want me to tell them or do you want to tell them?

Lincoln: I can do it. Now everyone I have been placed in the same ordinence as J.D. has.

Me: That's right. I talked it over with the Michigan Governor and Lincoln is now in the same ordinence as me. But Lincoln is going to choose who his future big family will have in it.

Lincoln's sisters gasped.

Me: Uh oh. Here it comes. (Me, Laney and Lincoln put on earmuffs) 3..2..1..

Lincoln's sisters squeel like giddy fan girls. They came and hugged him.

Luna: Lincoln you are one lucky guy.

Luan: You sure are bro. You are gonna make a Love-ing man! (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it? But seriously way to go bro.

We laugh at Luan's joke.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan.

Paige: (Laughs) That was funny.

Becky: Luan's jokes are really funny Paige.

Lincoln: I promise not to hurt Paige, Becky. You have my word.

Becky: How did you know I was gonna tell you that?

Lincoln: I've seen this to my friends so I had a feeling.

Becky: Wow. Those powers you have as a Jedi and from the Lightning of Hinon really know no bounds.

Lincoln: No they don't.

Paige: I saw your powers on the Linky and they were awesome!

Lincoln: How about for this moment I sing you all a song?

Lori: Ooh. We literally love hearing you sing.

Leni: Totes. You have a great voice.

Me: A song is a great idea for this.

Lincoln: I have just the song. Luna can I borrow your guitar?

Luna: You got it bro.

On the stage Lincoln was standing ready.

Lincoln: I'm gonna be doing A Thousand Years by Christina Perri.

Me: Ooh that's one of my favorites.

Varie: Mine too.

Rachel: Same here.

Lincoln started playing and the room changed into the beauty of the ocean in the amber glow of a sunset and the sun was setting behind him.

Lincoln: (Singing Divinely)

[https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-13433799 Heart beats fast Colors and promises] [https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-15026071 How to be brave? How can I love when I'm afraid to fall] But watching you stand alone? All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow One step closer

[https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-2447255 I have died everyday waiting for you Darling don't be afraid I have loved you For a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more]

[https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-2447261 Time stands still Beauty in all she is] [https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-2447266 I will be brave I will not let anything take away What's standing in front of me] [https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-2447267 Every breath Every hour has come to this] One step closer

[https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-2447255 I have died everyday waiting for you Darling don't be afraid I have loved you For a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more]

 [https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-3397709 And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me] [https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-4935192 I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more]

 [https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-2447248 One step closer One step closer]

[https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-2447255 I have died everyday waiting for you Darling don't be afraid I have loved you For a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more]

[https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-14576379 And all along I believed I would find you Time has brought your heart to me] [https://genius.com/Christina-perri-a-thousand-years-lyrics#note-4644902 I have loved you for a thousand years I'll love you for a thousand more]

Lincoln's hair was blowing in the wind as he spread his wings and to everyone it was like he was an angel from Heaven singing. A montage of everything that Lincoln has done over the course his life with his family showed and everyone saw the images and we were in awe.

When the song ended the room reverted back and we all cheered wildly and some of us were crying in happiness.

Me: (Sniffles) That was beautiful.

Varie: It sure was.

Becky: Lincoln sure has a beautiful voice.

Me: We were shocked by this too Becky.

Paige: Oh Linky!

Lilly and Paige hugged Lincoln.

Lori: (Crying) That was literally the best song I've ever heard!

Lisa: Usually I don't do emotions like this but... (Bursts out crying)

Meg: I got to admit, Lincoln does have an awesome singing voice.

Brian: He sure does Meg.

Suddenly dragons made entirely out of Leaves and Fire came in and they stood before Paige and Becky.

Me: Whoa! Those are cool dragons!

Marie K.L.: They sure are.

The dragons spun around Becky and Paige and they were in tornadoes of Leaves and Fire. Becky was in a tornado of Leaves and Paige was in a tornado of Fire.

Laney: It's another elemental choosing!

Me: Incredible!

Meg: Is this how some of you got your powers?

Me: It is Meg.

Brittney: This is awesome!

When the tornadoes died down Becky had green angel wings with feathers made of leaves and she had a leaf dragon emblazened on her forehead. Paige had red angel wings with feathers made of pure fire and she had a flame dragon on her forehead.

Paige: What? What happened?

Lincoln: You got powers like me Paige.

Me: It's true. (Forms a mirror of Water) Look.

Paige saw the wings and she gasped.

Paige: Oh wow! This is awesome!

Lincoln: You have fire powers Paige. This is gonna be awesome!

Paige: It sure is. This Dragon mark on my forehead is awesome!

Becky: What happened?

Varie: You got powers now like Lori and her family. (Forms a mirror of Water) Look.

Becky gasped.

Becky: This is awesome! I look amazing with these wings!

Lori: You literally look amazing Becky.

Me: Let me check here.

I look up the cause in my legends book and what I found was astounding.

Me: Here it is. Becky you got Nature Powers by the Leaf Dragon of Konohanasakuya-hime in Japanese myth.

Everyone: (Confused) What!?

Ashi XIX: That means Tree Blossom Blooming Princess in Japanese.

Luna: Oh.

Luan: That's interesting.

Me: It is. Once every 250 years she sends a dragon made of Leaves and infuses a worthy bearer with her power over everything with nature. The bearer can form weapons of leaves, control plants and more and even talk to animals as well as winged flight.

Becky: Wow! That's amazing!

Laney: I can teach you how to use your powers Becky. Like you I have powers of Nature.

Becky: Thanks Laney.

Me: And Paige you were given Fire Powers by the Flame Dragon of Amaterasu, the Goddess of the Sun in Japanese Myth.

Ana XVII: Her full name Amaterasu-ōmikami means The Great August Deity Who Shines in the Heaven.

Me: That's right Ana. Once every 200 years, Amaterasu sends a dragon made of pure fire to a worthy soul with a pure heart and they are given fire powers, winged flight, and the ability to form weapons of fire and can form beasts of fire.

Paige: Wow! That's so awesome!

Lola: It sure is. Me, Sam, Aylene and Yuko can teach you how to control your powers Paige.

Paige: Thanks Lola. I would like that.

My watch beeped.

Me: Oh. It's time to go humiliate the Griffin's.

Meg: Lets do it.

Brian: Count me in.

Stewie: Same here.

Lana: Lets do it.

At the Royal York City Square we were with hundreds of other citizens and the Redemption Squad was with us.

Me: Lets give them Hell!

I spin my Magisword Bracelet.

Announcer: TOMATO MAGISWORD!

Laney: You have a Tomato Magisword J.D.?

Me: Yep. Vambre gave me my own Tomato Magisword.

I fire tomatoes from it and it farted as it fired.

FART!! FART!!! FART!!! SPLAT!!! SPLAT!!! SPLAT!!!!

Meg: Nice shooting J.D.

Lois (angrily): You all think you're heroes, "Redemption Squad"?! No! The 8 of you are villains for destroying the very town that we called home!

OH THEY DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

This set the Redemption Squad off. Stewie and William got out their guns, Killer Frost's hands started to power up with ice, Maria turned into her water form, and Xion, Elena, and Riku got out their Keyblades.

Me: Uh oh!

Maria (starts to beat Lois up): THAT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU EVER MADE!

Me and William restrain Maria.

Me: Maria, calm down. They're not worth it. They got enough suffering being dealt to them already.

Maria: (Reverts back) You're right.

Lois (Stewie points his blaster at her): Go on, Stewie! Show me what a villain looks like. After all, you always wanted to kill me.

Stewie (pauses for a moment before only blasting her hand): You would like that, wouldn't you? If I killed you, it would undo all the effort me and my friends put into redeeming ourselves.

Peter: I can't believe you helped destroy Quahog, Brian! You were my best friend.

Brian: That was before I realized the person you actually were: an abusive, irresponsible idiot who only cares about himself! Sure, Woods might've manipulated you into hurting Meg but you were already abusive to her before then! (shots Peter in the crotch)

Me: (Winces) Oh! That's gotta hurt!

Meg: Yeah but he deserved it. And so did Lois.

Me: Agreed.

I walk up to them.

Me: Listen to me you 2 Repulsive Apes! Quahog was a doomed town to begin with and it deserved to be completely destroyed. You two give loving parents everywhere a really bad name and you deserve every second of this humiliation for the rest of your worthless lives. In my opinion, Hell is too good for you as you two are already in Hell.

Everyone jeered with me in agreement. When I got out of the way everyone did threw rotten fruit, vegetables and eggs at them. They did all kinds of pranks to them that were like Luan's April Fools Rampage Pranks. It was a torture that would be with them for the rest of their worthless and meaningless lives.

THE END

Another Fanfiction Complete.

Becky and Paige now have powers like I promised. Also NicoChan11 gave me the ideas for this chapter and the lines too. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.

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