User blog:BatSam247/Oneshot- Over The Edge

This is my 3rd one-shot story. I know I'm probably going to get some hate for this one, but...

NOTE: This story is going to be slightly darker than the others.

Hope you guys enjoy!

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[The story starts with Lincoln and Sam playing Smash 4 on their 3DS's.]

Lincoln: Yeah! I'm going to beat you with one of my Falcon Punches, Sam!

Sam: Not if I get you with one of my Bonus Fruits and Fire Hydrant!

[A screen showing "This game's winner is... Captain Falcon!" shows up on both of their screens.]

Lincoln: Yes! Whoo! [gets too excited and chucks his 3DS out his door, which then leads to a chain reaction involving the sisters' stuff in the hallway that results in Lori's prom dress in front of Lori & Leni's door getting ruined] [gasps] Lori's prom dress! It's ruined! I hope she won't think I did this!

[Just then, Lori comes up the stairs, talking to Bobby on her phone as usual, until she sees the damage done to her prom dress.]

'''Lori: I picked out the perfect tux for you to wear, Bobby. No, not puke, Bobby. Puce. It's like a reddish brownish- [gasps in horror at her ruined prom dress] I'll call you back. [hangs up] Who could've- [spots Lincoln's orange 3DS] '''

'''[Lincoln looks thorugh his slightly cracked door to see an enraged Lori, and then he quickly closes it. Lori's head turns red as steam exits her ears] '''

Lori: [at the very top of her lungs] LINCOLN!!!!

[A frightened Lincoln swiftly locks the door and barricades it.]

Lincoln: Come on, Sam! We gotta run! [looks around the room for possible escape routes] I got it! Through the window!

[Lincoln & Sam were about to go through the window until Lori punches Lincoln's door so hard, all of the stuff barricading fell all over the room, fortunately not hitting either Lincoln nor Sam.]

Lori: Now you're gonna get it this time, Lincoln!

Sam: [runs in front of a terrified Lincoln] If you want to get my best friend, you're gonna have to get through me first.

[Lori grabs Sam by the arm and chucks him towards the stairs, where he falls down.]

Sam: [does Bobby McFerrin-esque scatting while falling down the stairs]

[Cut back to Lincoln's room, where Lincoln is held by the shirt by an angry Lori.]

Lincoln: [crying] I'm sorry, Lori! I didn't mean to ruin your dress! Please don't turn me into a human pretzel!

Lori: [menacingly] Oh, don't you worry, Lincoln. I'm not turning you into a human pretzel. I actually have something better lined up for you.

[Lori drags Lincoln to her room, throws him on the floor, and locks the door behind her.]

WIP