Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170501233529/@comment-30953185-20170502223638

[Flashback of Luan performing balloon animals at a circus birthday] Luan: "And now, if my assistant will just hand me one more balloon, we'll have a pterodactyl." [As Luan sees an empty corner, Lucy appears behind her with a balloon and startles her] Boy:  [To Lucy] "You killed the dinosaur!" ''[The kids start booing. A red FIRED sign appears over Lucy's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback]'' Luan:​  [Picks up a rubber chicken] "Lucy didn't work out. Neither did Lynn." [Flashback of Luan juggling fruit at a pirate birthday] Luan: ​" Water you say we add some melon?" ​ ''[The kids cheer. Lynn throws a watermelon, but accidentally hits Luan. The kids boo the performance. A red FIRED sign appears over Lynn's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback]'' Luan: ​"Or Leni." [Flashback to another circus birthday] Luan: ​"Why are clowns never bored? Cause were good at keeping occu- ​pied​." [clears throat] "​I said, good at keeping occu- pied​." ''[Luan looks where Leni is, but there's nothing there but a pie. She turns and sees Leni in the crowd. Luan facepalms at this, walks to the pie and slaps it to her face, making the kids and Leni cheer. A red FIRED sign appears over Leni's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback]'' Luan: ​"​Or Lisa." [Flashback to a medieval birthday as Luan does a trumpet fanfare dressed as a jester] Luan: ​"Hey, Birthday Boy. Why don't you take the seat of honor?" [As the boy sits down, a farting noise from the Whoopee cushion is heard which Luan and the other kids laugh at] Lisa:  [taking the cake away]<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> ​"No, no! No one eat that cake! It clearly causes gastrointestinal distress." ''[The kids start crying. A red FIRED sign appears over Lisa's Funny Business ID Card and a buzzer sounds. End flashback]''