User blog:KowBoyz78/Cooking with dad 3

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Lynn SR: is the camera ready, HELLO READERS, I am Lynn SR, my 3 nicest sons Lincoln Leni and Luna and I will be cooking

Leni: this time, with proper ingredients and technique, yay! *gets hit by an egg*

Luna: (to the viewers) sadly, dad is really aggressive and he watched HowToBasic. HowToBasic only teaches people to do stuff the wrong way.

Lynn SR: EXCUSE ME, BUT IN THIS SERIES ITS MY JOB TO SPEAK TO THE AUDIENCE. *throws eggs at luna*

food 1: Chicken
Lynn SR: Now that we have chicken, Lets grind it!

Luna: now dad, we use a meat grinder- *gets hit by flour*

Lynn SR: LUNA! MEAT GRINDERS ARE TO EASY TO USE, *smashes the chicken and throws Leni's face into it and throws eggs, fidget spinners, coffee and Mustard*

Lincoln: dad, why are you using your sisters in the food?

Lynn SR: BECAUSE I CAN, DEAL WITH IT.

Lincoln: try to be gentle, ok? *gets hit by a piece of cheese*

Lana: ummm, dad. Why does Luna have eggs all over her *gets hit by a cup of coffee*

(Luna tries to drink her milk but dad takes it)

Luna: hey! *gets put into the now destroyed chicken*

Lynn SR: now to put it into the oven *removes Leni and Luna's face*

(60 minutes later)

Leni: OH MY, DAD, YOU OVERCOOKED THE CHICKEN

Lynn SR: o overlook it to make it delicious

Polandball: I will have of a taste of a chicken *eats* BLEH, YOU OVERCOOKED OF IT!

Food 2: Cornucopia
Lynn SR: we have all the fruit, veggies and the fruit

Luna: good thing I have practiced cornucopia making! *gets hit by 500 eggs*

Lynn SR: watch and learn... *scrambles the fruits and breaks the carrots and puts 32 eggs in the cornucopia. He then takes Leni's sunglasses and crushes them.*

Lincoln: aren't you taking this way to far dad?

Lynn SR: grrrrr *throws Lincolns face into the cornucopia*

Leni: LINKY! *gets thrown into the bowl*

Lynn SR: now for the final part *throws hops into the cornucopia*

food 3: Goulash
Lynn SR: Anyways, put the normal ingredients then add extra.

Luna: uh oh

(Lynn SR enters crazy mode and throws Leni into the bowl and pours chicken soup)

Lincoln: Dad! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU BROKEN EVERYTHING!

dinner
Rita: this better be good *eats goulash* BLEH

(All the sisters and Lincoln barf out the food)

Lynn SR: that does it *Breaks the table and throws Luna into the chicken*

Reader: LYNN SR! YOUR GOING CRAZY- *gets hit by luna*

THE END

Trivia
1. There will be a spinoff of this where Lynn SR, Leni, Luna and Lincoln will review video games

2. I was gonna appear to, but I'm to lazy to put myself in this fanfiction