User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 10 (Preview)

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Lynn Sr.: Anyways, we'll be back in a few days make sure the house is still standing and let Lincoln rest he's had a busy week taking care of all ten of you.

Lisa: Hey what a novel idea instead of separating our thoughts with punctuation let's just mash them all together into one incoherent mess it's not like it'll make our writing more difficult to read or anything.

Lori: (not paying attention) Don't worry Dad, everything will be fine.

(The parents head outside and into Vanzilla as they drive off)

Lola: Did anyone even remember what they told us?

Sisters: Nope!

Lincoln: [Pointedly] You can't just block them out, Lola. They're your family!

Lola: Oh, don't you start!

Lori: (sighs) I'm bored.

Lynn: Too bad our vacation is over.

Lola: Yeah, we had the best time at that campground.

Lana: It would be helpful if someone knows anything we can do.

Lori: I know one thing that literally made our vacation so much better and he's sleeping upstairs right now.

Lincoln: I'm a person, not a thing.

Leni: [Ruffles Lincoln's hair] Can I still call you the cutest little thing in Royal Woods?

Lincoln: [Blushes] If you insist...

Lucy: Sigh, it's a shame that's all over.

Lynn: (grins) What if it doesn't have to be over.

[Lisa takes out her bullhorn].

Lisa: QUE-

[Lincoln takes the bullhorn away from her].

Lincoln: We get it.

Lola: (grins) Oh I like the way you're thinking Lynn, maybe we can find a way to make our vacation last longer.

Luan: (grins) This could work out perfectly.

Lori: Alright girls, we'll have a sibling meeting tonight.

Leni: No, no. A meeting without Lincoln is a sister meeting.

[Lincoln looks at Leni suspiciously].

Leni: ...I-I mean, that's what we would call them, if we had them. Which we don't. Anymore. Or ever. And especially not-

[Lynn smacks Leni upside the head].

Lynn: Shaddup!

(It cuts to Lincoln asleep in bed with earmuffs on to block out any noise as Leni was laying next to him reading a fashion magazine while Luna was sitting on the floor tuning her guitar)

Luna: I don't get why the others make fun of us helping Lincoln, during that time we got worried he would get hurt from those hoodlum boys Luan called me a soccer mom.

Lisa: Ignoring the blatant comma splice... what?

Luan: Yeah, I wouldn't make fun of Luna for trying to keep Lincoln safe. And if I did, I'd think of a better insult than "soccer mom".

''Leni: Oh no kidding. Remember the time I saved Lincoln from those teenage boys who were planning to kill him?''

[Everyone gawks at the screen].

Luna: Whoa! When did that happen?!

Lincoln: I don't even... who would want to kill me?!

Lily: Winky!

[Lily crawls over to Lincoln and hugs him.]

Leni: Lily, it's okay. Nobody's coming for Lincoln. He's fine.

Lincoln: Yeah, I sure hope so...

Leni: After that, Lori actually described me as a protective mother.

Lori: First of all, that's not an insult. Second of all, if I heard that Leni saved Lincoln's life, my first instinct wouldn't be to tease her. I'd be crying and hugging the both of you and thanking God that Lincoln's all right.

Leni: Shouldn't you be thanking me?

Luna: (sighs) But Lincoln is tired after taking care of us while he was miserable.

(Flashbacks to earlier that week, Luna was looking in the woods for Lincoln)

''Luna: Lincoln where are you?! I think the bear chasing after you ran off!''

(Luna finds Lincoln quietly crying behind a tree looking all dirty curled up)

Luna: Lincoln, are you okay?

''Lincoln: Huh? (sniffs) Uhh, I'm fine, I just hurt myself that's all.''

Luna: Are you sure?

(Lincoln gets up and weakly smiles as he hears a cowbell go off back at the campsite)

Lincoln: Well, that's my cue...

Lynn: Geez, talk about callous. How selfish does this story think we are?

Luan: "Hey, Luna, go check to see if he's still alive! I need a foot massage!"

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