User blog:Ianj1997/The Incredible Shrinking Ace

NOTE: This fanfiction is based on one of my favorite episode of Spongebob

(Starts with Lincoln at the convention;excited)

Lincoln:(To the viewers) You know why am I excited? Well it's because, I'm gonna get his autograph. (runs off. Only to see Ace Savvy disappear. Lincoln is annoyed.) Dang it! He's not there. (Then notices his belt) Oh no, he left his belt. Maybe I should take it. But if Ace Savvy sees this, I'm not gonna see him again. (takes his belt and runs off.)

(Cuts to Lincoln's room where Lincoln runs in and closes the door quickly.)

Lincoln: Phew. All alone with Ace Savvy's belt. I wonder what this button does? (presses the belt and clock shrinks.) Whoa cool! (grabs his clock) The small ray. (he giggles and smiles mischiveously.)

(Outside of the hallway, Lori talking on her phone.)

Lori:(talking to her phone) Okay, sure thing, Whitney. I try literally to...(hears a loud noise coming from Lincoln's room.) Whitney, I gotta go because, I'm better see what Lincoln is doing.)

(Cuts to Lincoln with Bun-Bun looking at his small stuff.)

Lincoln: Look how tiny of my stuff.

(Lori comes in.)

Lori: Lincoln. What are you doing? Huh? (Lincoln has his objects tiny.) Why's everything tiny?

Lincoln:(turns the belt around to hide to from Lori) I don't know.

Lori: What do you got there?

Lincoln: Nothing.

Lori: No, really?

Lincoln: You've literally got something, alright. Let's see it.

Lincoln: No, no!

(Lori grabs Lincoln and sees Ace Savvy's belt.)

Lori:(gasps) Is that Ace Savvy's belt?

Lincoln: Yes.

Lori: Wow! I can't believe he's lend it to you.

Lincoln: Me, uh...either. (chuckles nervously)

Lori:(gasps) He didn't lend it to you, did he?

Lincoln: Please don't tell!

Lori:(angry) You stole it!

Lincoln: Please don't tell!

Lori: Oh, I'm literally telling.

Lincoln: Lori, if Ace Savvy finds out, he'll kick me out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell!

Lori: Uh-oh! (puts out her phone) I have my phone.

Lincoln: Don't!

Lori: I'm calling my phone!

Lincoln: No!

Lori: I'm gonna call him on my phone.

Lincoln:(sobbing) Do-o-o-n't!

Lori:(with her phone by her ear;grinning evilly) And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for.

Lincoln:(wails and pulls his hair) I'M BEGGING YOU!

Lori: Hello. I'd like to speak to Ace...(Lincoln shrinks Lori. She lands on the floor.) What the? What? (her phone hits her on the head) Ow!

Ace Savvy:(on phone) Hello? Hello?

Lori:(angry) What did you do to me?!

Lincoln: I'm sorry, Lori, but you made do it!

Lori:(threatening) Lincoln, if you don't me to normal size right now, you are gonna be in really big trouble and I'll turn you into a human pretzel.

Lincoln: Uh...uh, okay, uh...

Lori: I SAID NOW!

Lincoln: Uh...(belt is shown to have several comlicated buttons) Uh...

Lori: Do you hear me?! (Lincoln zaps Lori and she appears with multiple eyes with hissing snakes) Holy swiss cheese! Get it off me! Get it off me! (takes eyes off her and pants in fear) Don't you know how to work that thing?!

Lincoln: Uhh, I can do it! (he changes Lori into a burning mess, then changes him to have an enormous nose, then to have no skin, then cut in half by scissors, then changed into more things off-screen while Lincoln looks in fright. Lori screams whenever Lincoln changes her.)

Lori:(looks burnt after Lincoln's failed attempts to revert her) Stop! I've got an idea. Let's call Ace Savvy and---

Lincoln:(snatching Lori) No! I can't let you do that! But there must be someone else who can help! Someone smart and wise, with years of life experience. (he runs to Lori and Leni's room where Leni is sleeping.) Leni! Leni! Leni! Leni!

Leni: (wakes up due to surprisr) Ehh? Huh? Oh. Hi, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Leni, I was at the convention, and Ace Savvy has left his belt, so I got this belt and look. (shows Leni the shrunken Lori.)

Leni: A Lori action figure! (grabs Lori) Let me play with her!

Lincoln: No, Leni!

Leni: Fighter pilot! (imitates jet plane diving, machine gunfire and explosion noises) Dive bomb!

Lincoln: Leni!

Leni:(about to punch Lori) And then comes a giant fist!

Lincoln: Leni, no! That's not an action figure! That's the real Lori! I shrunk her by accident.

Leni: Oh...(about to punch Lori anyway) And then comes a giant--(Lori screams)

Lincoln:(stops Leni) Wait, you don't understand! This is serious! I don't know how to unshrink her! She could be stuck like this for the rest of her life.

Leni: Oh, don't worry about it. She'll find love one day.

Lincoln: You think so?

Leni: Well, sure. But it'll be someone her own size. (pulls out a pickle) Like this pickle! See? They like each other!

Lori: N-n-n-n-no. (Leni bangs them together as if to kiss. Lori is disgusted)

Lincoln: Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing!

Leni: Let me take a look at it. Hmmm. You know what the problem is?

Lincoln: What?

Leni: You got it set to (points to the A) 'A' for adorable when it should be set to (turns A around) 'V' for Vumbo.

Lincoln: Leni, I don't think Vumbo is a real word.

Leni: Come on! You know...I vumbo, You vumbo, He, she, me...vumbo! Vumbo, vumboing, we'll have the vumbo, Vumborama...Vumbology, the study of vumbo? It's first grade, Lincoln!

Lori:(while Leni is saying "we'll have the vumbo") I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me.

Lincoln: Leni, I'm sorry I doubted you.

Leni: Well, all right, then. Let her rip! (Lincoln uses Ace Savvy's belt and presses something to try and "regrow" Lori. Only Leni and Lori are both shrunk now) It worked!

Lincoln: Oh no!

Leni: Look, Lincoln's giant! (Lincoln grabs them) Can I be giant next?

Lincoln: Leni, I'm not giant, you shrunk too!

Leni: You're kidding! (pulls out her pickle) Good thing I still got this pickle! (kisses the pickle three times. Pan over to Lori)

Lori: Hey! Now you take us to Ace Savvy?!

Lincoln:(yells in Lori's face) NO! He can never find out! But I'll think of something. I promise. (gets a jar and puts them in) Until then, you'll be safe in this jar.

Leni: You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or something. Heheh.

Lincoln: It's only two people no big deal, nobody else saw it.

Lynn: Lincoln! Think fast!

Lincoln:(screams) Lynn! (shrinks Lynn)

Lynn:(lands on the ground) What did you... For cryin' out... What did you do to me?

Lincoln: I'm sorry, Lynn! Ace Savvy is...

(Lucy appears out of nowhere.)

Lucy: Hey Lincoln.

(Lincoln startles and accidently shrinks Lucy.)

Luna: Hey bro! (shrinks Luna)

Lola: Lincoln. (shrinks Lola)

Lana: Hey big bro. (Shrinks Lana)

(Lincoln runs out of Loud House with his family sans Lily and makes a run for it.)

Clyde: Hey Lincoln. (shrinks Clyde)

Lincoln: Sorry, Clyde.

Bobby: Lincoln, bro. (shrinks Bobby and Ronnie-Anne)

Mr Grouse: Hello, Loud. (shrinks Mr. Grouse)

Rusty: Hey Lincoln. (shrinks Rusty, Liam and Zach)

Mrs. Johnson: Lincoln hi. (shrinks Mrs Johnson)

Chandler: Hello, Larry. (shrinks Chandler and his goons.)

(Lincoln tries to fit everyone in the jar.)

Lincoln: Whoo. I think I'm gonna need a bigger jar.

Lori: Lincoln, would you just look around!? You've literally shrunken everyone in town! You have to Ace Savvy!

Lincoln: But Lori, he'll be so disappointed.

Luna: But you can't just leave us small forever.

Lincoln: You don't understand!

Rita: Lincoln, sometimes you need to admit your sometimes.

Lincoln: Mom?

Ace Savvy: Your mother is right, son. Ace Savvy will understand.

One Eyed Jack: You're Ace Savvy.

Ace Savvy: Oh yeah.

Lincoln: Ace Savvy? I'm so sorry! I'm just a huge fan, and your belt...

Ace Savvy: It's alright, son. I understand. Why I remember the first time I used the belt the year was nineteen aight, eleventy-twelve. Why I remmeber the president...

Everyone: JUST TELL HIM HOW TO UN-SHRINK US!

Ace Savvy: Oh that's right. The un-shrink ray. Let's see... um... uh... Did you set it to vumbo?

Everyone: WHAT?

(They break out of the jar.)

Everyone: GET LINCOLN!!!!!

(Everyone climbs inside Lincoln.)

Lori: Now I literally have to drive 5 miles to go to the bathroom. From my own room! (kicks Lincoln stomach)

Ronnie-Anne: And I need an elevator just to climb one stair. (punches Lincoln's brain)

Ace Savvy: We've been shrinking for years.

One Eyed Jack: But this is ridiculous. (Both kick out Lincoln's eyes)

(Everyone attacks Lincoln's bones and organs.)

Everyone: EVERYTHING'S TOO BIG!

(Lincoln gets an idea.)

Lincoln: That's it! (zaps) Ta-da! Since I can't make you big, so I made the city small.

(Everyone climbs out of Lincoln.)

Lincoln: And now, only one thing left to shrink. Cheese!

(Zaps himself)

Lori: You know, this isn't half-bad.

Bobby: Yeah. What's the difference?

Paige: Good idea, Lincoln.

(Everyone cheers. Lily crawls over to the shrunken town.)

Lily: Huh?

THE END