User blog:FireMatch/If TLH episodes could talk

(Credit to ChipFan111 on ESB for inspiring me to do this)

Left in the Dark: Hi, I'm the first episode.

Get the Message: I'm the second.

A Tale of Two Tables: Who cares? At least everyone likes me.

Brawl in the Family: At least SOME people like you guys. No one likes me.

Get the Message: Yeah, but hey, you aren't No Such Luck. He's gotta be the worst in the series.

No Such Luck: Hey! I heard that.

Brawl in the Family: Oops. Sister fight protocol.

No Such Luck: Shut up!

Brawl in the Family: Says the most hated episode in the series.

No Such Luck: Says the... I got nothing.

Ruthless People: Hey guys, what's up?

No Such Luck and Brawl in the Family: SHUT UP!

What Wood Lincoln Do?: Is his sister any better?

NSL and BITF: NO!

April Fools Rules: I got a joke for you. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck! (laughs like Luan)

Fool's Paradise: Well I got a joke for you. What is the worst Luan episode ever?

April Fools Rules: You?

Fool's Paradise: No, it's you!

(Everyone argues until Left in the Dark shuts everyone up)

Left in the Dark: Okay. Since everyone can't get along, we'll have to place you guys into groups.

No Such Luck: And I get into the worst group, right?

Left in the Dark: Yes, you're in the Awful group. And your roommate is... Fool's Paradise.

Fool's Paradise: Come on! Why can't I bunk with Brawl in the Family at least?

Left in the Dark: Sorry, but rules are rules.

Ruthless People: Hey, what about me?

Left in the Dark: You get to... sit alone in a really dark room until everyone forgets about you.

Ruthless People: O... kay.

(end)