User blog:Harburton81/Fanfic Short - A Cat-stravaganza!

Hey, guys. Here is a story I just come up today. I hope this will be purrfect for all of you cat lovers out there.

Plot
(The Loud House, day. It cuts to the living room where Luan is eating a slice of pie on the couch while Lola is on the floor, reading a book)

LUAN: This pie is so good.

LOLA: Yeah, at least it don't explode like your other pies.

LUAN: (feeling mad) You want me to, Lola?

(Lola groans in annoyance, Cliff runs to the living room, he rubs his body against Lola, who laughs)

'''LOLA: Who's a good cat? (Cliff meows) Yes, you are.'''

(Lola hugs Cliff, who responds by spitting out a hairball, Lola drops Cliff on his feet in disgust)

'''LOLA: EW!! Cliff, bad cat!'''

(Cliff then runs outside, Luan laughs at Lola's expense)

'''LUAN: Oh my gosh! That was paw-some! (laughs) That was a cat-stravaganza, and it was purrfect! Man, I am on fire with these cat puns! '''

(Lola, mad, walks to Luan and stomps on her foot)

'''LUAN: (holding her foot) OW! You little runt!'''

LOLA: You know I hate cat puns!

(Luan then grows a devious smile as she looks at her plate)

'''LUAN: Hey, Lola. Does this pie taste funny to you?'''

LOLA: (confused) No, why?

(Luan shoves her pie into Lola's face, making her scream. Luan breaks down laughing)

'''LOLA: My face! My beautiful face! (growls in anger)'''

(Lola runs to Luan and bites her neck)

LUAN: Ow, you bit my neck!

(Lola storms off in anger as she heads to the bathroom. Outside, Lincoln is walking to his house with 11 bags of food in his hands)

'''LINCOLN: Okay, I got our lunch. I waited two hours in line but it was totally worth it.'''

(At home, Lola, in her bathrobe, is cleaning her face with a towel. She walks to her room to put on a fresh dress)

LOLA: (sighs) So much better.

'''LUAN: What? Of that pie being in your face? (giggles)'''

LOLA: I'm gonna get you back, Luan.

'''LISA: (off screen) Can you two be quiet?! I'm trying to work on this new potion!'''

'''LINCOLN: (from downstairs) Guys, I'm home! And I brought lunch for all of us!'''

LOLA: We can argue later, Linky's back.

(All of the sisters head downstairs to see Lincoln, they greeted him with hugs, high fives, etc.)

'''LINCOLN: Hey, guys! '''

'''SISTERS: Hey, Lincoln! / Welcome back, buddy! / S'up, bro? / Hey, champ.'''

LINCOLN: I got us all lunch.

LANA: Aw, you don't have to do that.

LINCOLN:  Said the girl who eaten nearly everything in the kitchen.

LANA: Touche.

(Lincoln each gives his sisters a bag from a restaurant. The sisters dig in to their food)

'''LYNN: Mmm, this stuff is great! What is it?'''

'''LINCOLN: These are fish nuggets. This cool, new restaurant just open up, and I went there to to get lunch for us. Opening day was free for all customers. '''

LUNA: You mean that rocking new fish restaurant called, "Fishy Joe's"?

'''LINCOLN: The same one! Oh yeah, they're also salmon fries too. (eats his food) This is tartar sauce for dipping as well.'''

(The siblings eat their food, they all let out small burps. They share a laugh)

LORI: That was literally delicious.

LENI: That was totes sweet of you to get us lunch.

LINCOLN: Hey, you girls are happy, then I'm happy too.

LUNA: (puts her around Lincoln) That's our bro.

(Lisa narrows her eyes and look around, she sneakily heads to the kitchen. She pulls out her potion and puts in eleven different glasses. She carries the glasses with a tray to the living room)

LISA: Siblings, since Lincoln fed us with delicious fish, how about a glass of refreshing milk?

'''LUAN: Meow you're talking! (laughs)'''

(The siblings, Lisa included, each take a glass and drink their milk. They then all feel funny, Leni then lets our a... )

LENI: (meow) Did I just meow like a cat?

'''LYNN: Yeah, I think you did. '''

(Lori notices her hands are feeling funny, her hands nails grow into claws)

LORI: My nails just turned into claws!

LUCY: Lisa, what did you do?

'''LISA: (nervously) I, um, made you guys drink my new potion I'm working on. Hehehe... '''

LINCOLN: (perplexed) You did what?!

LYNN: (growling, livid) Once I get my hands on you, I'm gonna--

(Lynn's sentence gets cut when a tail grows from her backside, making everyone gasp in surprise)

'''LYNN: What? Is there something on my face?'''

LINCOLN: (stuttering) B-b-b-b-backside.

(Lynn then looks behind and notices her tail, she screams in shock)

'''LYNN: I got a tail! '''

(Lincoln grows whiskers on his face)

'''LORI: (grinding through her teeth, furious) Lisa, what was in that potion? (some of teeth are pointy)'''

'''LISA: Well, milk, a sample of our hair, and a few hairs from eleven different cats. '''

(Everyone is in shock, except for Lana, of what's about to happen to them. Then Lisa takes out a bubbling beaker)

LISA: She's gonna blow!

(Lisa hids the beaker underneath the couch. The house then explodes with the roof being blown off of the house and landed in the backyard, effectively destroying it. In the living room, the smoke is still in the living room)

LINCOLN: Guys, what happened?

'''LOLA: What's it look like? Lisa's experiment blew the entire roof off of our house.'''

'''LANA: Yeah, no dip, Lola. '''

(The smoke finally clears the living room to show that all of the siblings are transformed into cats, completed with claws, fur, pointy ears, whiskers, collars, and tails. They gasp in complete shock)

'''LANA: No way! (happy) This is awesome!'''

'LUAN: You've cat to be kitten ''me! (laughs, but stops) Seriously, what the heck is going on?!'''

'''LUNA: (to Lisa) Dude, what have you done?! We've completely turned into cats!'''

'''LISA: My experiment is a complete success! (exults) Yes!'''

'''LORI: (with her claws out) You're gonna get it! Meow.'''

'''LOLA: I call first dibs! (pokes her claws out) '''

(Before they can claw Lisa, they smell something that is very familiar to cats. They run on all fours to the kitchen, they open the fridge to find a lot of fish in there)

'''SIBLINGS: Fish! '''

(The siblings chow down on all of the fish in the fridge. They all belch out fish bones)

LYNN: That was so good!

LOLA: Who knew fish can be so great?!

'''LISA: That's the perks of being a cat. Also, I already made a potion to revert us back to normal later.'''

'''LUNA: Cool beans, little dudette. But for now, let's have fun being a cat!'''

(It shows a montage of the cat siblings are around the house. Lincoln is reading a book on cats with Lisa. Leni is sleeping on the couch, which is shredded. Lucy is playing with a toy mouse while Lynn is scratching on a scratching post. Luna is playing with a cat bell with Luan is writing down cat jokes. Lori is eating a fish while Leni is filing her claws. Lily is napping on a cat bed)

THE NEXT DAY

(Outsides, the cat siblings are running on all fours on the street)

LINCOLN: Man, who knew being a cat is awesome?

'''LORI: You got that right. For once, one of Lisa's experiments is benefictial.'''

'''LISA: I'll take that as a compliment. '''

LUNA: I'm bummed that this will be the last time we're cats.

LOLA: Yeah, and besides, our parents are coming from their business trip anyway.

'''LYNN: Guys, we need to slow down! We need to save our energy!'''

LANA: But the milk truck's getting away!

(The aforementioned milk truck drives past them. The cat siblings scream and chases after the milk truck down the road)

SIBLINGS: (excited) MILK!!

THE END