User blog:LoudFanWolf/Defending her Honor

Defending Her Honor, a story by LoudFanWolf.

(A/N: This story will have a bit of violence in it, and with that a bit of blood, but nothing major at all. Enjoy!}

Derek and the Loud Family were at the Chortle Portal, waiting for Luan to come out on stage. Derek couldn't wait to see his girlfriend of almost a year do what she did best. Derek knew Luan was quite famous at the Chortle Portal, having won the Junior Comedians Contest several months back, before Derek had come into her and rest of the Loud familys life. Derek was talking about Spider-Man with Lincoln as the announcer walked up onto the stage.

The Announcer cleared his throat before saying into the microphone "Hey Chortle Portal, ready to laugh?"

Everyone in the audience responded with whoops and hollers of entusiasm.

"Alright, well then get ready, because we've got a special guest here with us tonight! Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, give it up for Junior Comedian Champion, Luan Loud!"

Almost the entire crowd, including Derek ansd the Loud family, applauded whooped and hollered in appreciation as Luan walked out on stage. I y almost because, there was one man sitting not too far away from Derek that just glared and crossed his arms, his narrowed eyes following Luan as she walked out on stage, and stood happily, microphone in hand.

Nevertheless, Derek returned his attention to his comedienne girlfriend as she happily cried "Hey, Chortle Portal, how you doing tonight?!"

Once again, whoops and hollers erupted from the audience, with Derek giving an extra loud "WOOO!" The glaring man next to him just gave out an angry huff.

Luan smiled at the crowd and replied to the whoops and hollers with "Great! I'm feeling good, too! Now, before I get to the jokes, I just wanna say RIP boiled water, you will be mist!"

A rimshot was played as the audience laughed at Luans puns, except for the glaring man who just growled.

"Eh. There's always a grumop at one of these things." Derek thought, as he continued to smile and laugh at Luans performance.

"Also, I just wanna give you people a word of advice; don't trust atoms, they make up everything." Luan joked

The audience, once again, laughed. The man once again, growled, but only loud enough for Derek to hear.

"Sheesh, dude, cheer up!" Derek thought.

But, unfortunately, it went on like that for Luans entire performance. Joke, laugh, growl; joke, laugh, growl; joke, laugh, growl.

However, Derek didn't let the grump next to him to get to him and he ultimately had an amazing time watching his girlfriend do what she did best.

"Wasn't that great, you guys?" Leni asked her family and Derek after the show.

"Yeah!" The Louds and Derek replied.

"I don't know how she does it, but sometimes Luan can be pretty funny." Lori said.

"Heh, you may think that, but she's always funny to me." Derek added.

"Look, there she is!" Lana cried, pointing in a certain direction.

Sure enough, Luan was where Lana had pointed, but before she could spot her family, a man walked up to her. Derek recognized the man as the grump that he sat next to. Feeling as though he should pull Luan away from the man before things got ugly, Derek began to walk over to where Luan and the glaring man were, and as he got closer he could what they were saying to each other.

"Hey, it's you!" Luan cried, shocked to see the same man that had verbally abused her at the open mic night several months ago.

"Yeah, it's me, and I thought I told your unfunny beind to get a job!"\

When Derek that, his eye began to twitch

"Well, for your information, mister, this kinda is my job." Luan retorted.

"Yeah, and I bet you get paid peanuts! I mean, those clothes, those teeth, you look like a freak!" The man yelled.

With that, Derek clenched his fists, a powerful sense of anger rising into his mind.

"Hey, I'll have you know that this girl that you call a 'freak,'" Luan pointed to herself "has a boyfriend that loves her!"

"Please, like you get could get a boyfriend, with your ugly-"

Ugly.

Ugly.

'''UGLY! '''

With that, something in Derek snapped.

Before the man could finish his sentence, Derek grabbed him from behind and pulled him to the ground before getting on top of him and repeatedly punching him in the face with every bit of strength that he had.

'''"DON'T! YOU! CALL! MY! LULU! UGLY!" '''Derek angrily cried, giving the man a hard punch to the face between every word.

Before Derek could inflict anymore damage upon the man, Luan and the rest of the Loud family pulled him off the man, leaving him a wiith a busted, bleeding lip, and a bloody nose. The Louds held Derek back as the now scared man got up, and frantically ran out of the Chortle Portal.

"Yeah, and don't you come back!" Derek cried.

The Louds let go of Derek as he began to catch his breath. Once he did Derek turned to look at the Loud family, who all had shocked, and concerned expressions on their faces.

Derek, still in somewhat of a daze, asked "What?"

"Yeah, what!" Lori cried. "I can't believe you just did that, Derk!"

"Yeah, man," Lynn said. "I mean, that was aweso-"

"Lynn!" The Loud family shouted.

Lynn paused and then said in a more disappointed tone "I mean, that was so unlike you dude."

"What do you mean? That guy was insulting my girlfriend! What else could I do?"

"Um, pull Luan away from him, get out, and tell her to not listen to him and take his words to heart?" Lori replied in a condescending tone.

"But that was the same guy that insulted Luan at the open mic night, I wasn't gonna let him insult her twice!"

"True, elder friend, but when he insulted her at open mic night you didn't resort to such violence." Lisa replied.

"That's because she wasn''t my girlfriend then! Isn't this what boyfriends are supposed to do? Defend their girklfriends honor?" Derek retorted.''

"Not like that! Boyfriends don;t defend their girlfriends by stooping lower than the operson that their girlfriend wrong! It arguably makes them the same if not worse!" Lori replied

"But I-"

Derek was interrupted by Luan, who walked up to him with a sad, somewhat betrayed look upon her face.

"Lulu-"

"Stop!" Luan cried.

What she said next shook Derek to the core.

"Who are you, and what have you done with my boyfriend?"

Dereks face became pale. "I... Lulu-"

"Don't call me that! Come on guys, let's go!"

All the Louds passed by Derek as he stuttered with apologies, until all of them had left, and Derek was left alone with his regret and sorrow. With that, Derek called his mother to pick him up, she picked him up, and he went home.

(TO BE CONTINUED AND FINISHED BY TONIGHT OR TOMORROW MORNING!)