User blog:Teag J. Brohman/Fanfiction - The Loud House: Hawaiian Adventure

This here is my First Fanfic

We open on a shot of The Loud House, we then see Lori getting out of the shower, wearing her bathrobe with a towel on her head, she puts her phone on her charging booth, and realizes she hasn't called Bobby since last night

Lori: Wait a Minute

(Brief pause)

Lori: o.m.g. I literally haven't called Bobby yet!

(She then reaches for her phone but realizes it's charging)

Lori: oh right

Lori then rushes to the Phone in the living room, she then frantically dials Bobby's phone number

Lori: come on, pick up!!

(Phone picks up)

Lori: Bobby boo boo bear, I'm sorry I didn't call you I--

(Interrupted by Voice)

Female Announcer: congratulations, you are our 100th lucky caller, you and nine people of your choice have been chosen for a four night trip to Hawaii, all expenses paid!!!

(In complete shock, Lori then rushes to Lincoln's room, we then open to Lincoln reading an Ace Savvy comic in his underwear)

Lincoln: (to audience) (sigh) nothing like readin' ace savvy wearing nothing but my undies, just another typical Sunday morning in Royal Woods

(Hears a knock on his door)

Lincoln: now what

Lori: we literally just won an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii!!!!!

(Lola wearing her night wear, walks outside her room)

Lola: (happily) am I hearing things!!! Did someone say Hawaii!!!!!

Luna: dude!! You mean the home of that wicked native chant!!!

Lisa: I believe that would be New Zealand, not Hawaii, and it's called Haka

Leni: Hawk? Where? I don't see a hawk, besides weren't we going to Hawaii?

(Lisa then smacks her forehead)

Lana: I can finally roll around in that sweet Hawaiian mud

Lola: ewww

Luan: come on guys don't get Coconuts over this trip (laughs) get it?

Lucy: why must you torture me with these atrocious puns, at least I can be eaten by sharks in Hawaii, (pulls out Edwin) or maybe me and Edwin will finally tie the knot.

Lynn: Hawaii? you mean the home of The All Blacks Rugby Team

Lisa: why do you two simpletons confuse Hawaii with New Zealand

Girls: (rabble rabble rabble rabble)

Lincoln & Lori: (loudly) calm down!!!!

Lori: I can only take 9 people on this trip with me, so who wants to go

(Everyone except Lily raises their hand)

Lincoln: so it's decided, Lily can stay home with Mom and Dad

Lily then angrily glares at Lincoln

Lily: (raspberry sound)

We then cut to the next day, a shuttle bus is parked outside the house, everyone except Lynn Sr. and Rita have their bags packed, everyone has gotten onto the bus except Lori, who is saying goodbye to Her Parents

Lynn Sr.: be strong sweetie, don't let anyone pickpocket you

Lori: dad, I'm going to Hawaii, not going off to College

Lynn Sr.: oh, right, just don't run into strangers

Lori then gets on the bus, Lynn Sr. and Rita with Lily wave goodbye, the bus then drives away

Lynn Sr.: Finally

Rita: I can finally finish my Book

We then see shots of the bus driving through Royal Woods and The Michigan Countryside, everyone is inside the bus, looking out the window watching scenery go by, while this is happening, we are introduced to the Loud House: Hawaiian Adventure title, while the cast names are going by

Music Playing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMIiCVeBKM

After the Credits finish, we then cut to the Airport Terminal, everyone is ready to get on the plane

Lori: excuse me

Staff Member: yes

Lori: i'm the 100th caller for that contest, me and my sisters

Lincoln: ahem

Lori: and my brother, are going to Hawaii

Staff Member: oh, that plane's at gate 6 dear

Lincoln: thanks

Staff Member: oh, just a heads up, you're seats are in first class

Lola: (stands in silence) (happily) WE GOT FIRST CLASS!?!?

Lincoln covers Lola's mouth

Lincoln: shhhh, Lola, this is an air terminal

Lola then Bites Lincoln

Lincoln: Ow

Lincoln then angrily glares at Lola

they then walk to the gate

We then cut to the first class section, Lori is using her phone to say goodbye to Bobby

Flight Attendant: excuse me miss, we highly suggest you turn off your cellphone

Lori: not now, I'm in the middle of texting

Flight attendant then glares at Lori

Lori: alright, sheesh

Flight attendant 2: would you like peanuts or pretzels?

Leni: I don't know what those are, but they both totally sound good

Flight Attendant 2: I take it you want pretzels

Leni: I didn't know you could get free pretzels

Captain: alright folks, we will be taking off shortly, please fasten your seatbelts

Everyone fastens their seatbelts, they then start reading the magazines and books they packed

We then cut to the airport in Honolulu, the plane has just landed, we then cut to First Class, where everyone except Lisa is bored with what they're reading

Captain: we have just landed in Honolulu, for the Contest winners in First Class, head to the Shuttle Bus outside.

Lori: hey, everyone, we're here!!!

Lucy: (pulls out Edwin) finally

Lana: oh heck yeah, time to get myself muddy, and in a far off country nonetheless

Lisa: Hawaii is a State, not a Country

Luna: can't wait to jam on the Ukulele

Everyone boards the Shuttle Bus labeled "Kamehameha Memorial Resort & Spa" while everyone is on, Lincoln talks to the audience

Lincoln: wow, Lori got us this whole Trip, I wonder how she won it?

We then Cut to the Resort's Lobby

Lori: we're the contest winners

Staff Member: alright, you're in room 2716 you've got the most expensive room

Lincoln: uhh, Lori, don't you think this is a little too much

Lola: all expenses paid Linky, all expenses paid

We then cut to the Room, everyone is having a good time there

Lori is Texting Bobby

Lori: Hi Boo boo bear, I just won a free trip to Hawaii

Bobby: ah nuts babe, I can't believe you won, I've been dealing that number for weeks, and I still have the arthritis to prove it

We then cut to the Room's beds, Lana and Lynn are Jumping on the beds

Lynn: I can bounce higher than you

Lana: no you can't

We then cut to Lucy making out with Edwin

Lucy: finally, some alone time

We then cut to Leni and Lola taking a bubble bath in the Jacuzzi Tub, they both have a mud mask, and cucumber slices over their eyes

Lola: this is the life

Leni: you said it, but I still can't figure out what happened to the other life, did we misplace it?

We then cut to Lisa watching TV

Announcer: UFOs or Michelangelo? Who REALLY painted the Sistine Chapel? up next on the next episode of Aliens Among Us, on the Nothing to Do with History Channel

Lisa: (annoyed) why must you Simpletons at NTDWHC Fill the Schedule with this UFO jargon?

Luan: Boring

Luan then Changes the Channel to Monty Python's Flying Circus

Lisa: hey, I was just watching that!!

Lincoln: stop!!!

Everyone turns towards Lincoln, Lola and Leni walk out of the Bathroom wearing towels

Lincoln: maybe we shouldn't destroy our Room, remember what happened the last time we were in a hotel room

(Flashbacks from Suite and Sour)

Everyone: oh

Lola: well, that was completely pointless, come on Leni, let's get back to our Baths

Leni and Lola walk back to the Jacuzzi in the other room

Lori: Bobby, I'll have to call you back

Lori then walks into the closet, she then walks out wearing a white Bath Robe

Lori: does that Jacuzzi have room for one more?

Lori then walks into the bathroom

Lisa: I suggest we do something outside our room

Lana: does the resort have a pool?

Lynn: yeah, I seriously need to practice my laps

Lincoln: according to the brochure, yes

(Everyone except Lori, Leni, and Lola cheers)

Lori walks out of the Bathroom wearing her White Bathrobe

Lori: you're loss

She then walks back in the Bathroom, We then cut to Lori, Leni and Lola in the Jacuzzi relaxing

Leni: wow, I have never felt so alive in this tub

Lola: all expenses paid Leni, all expenses paid

We then cut to the Pool, everyone is in their swim attire

Lana and Lynn are trying to see who can do the best cannonball

Lynn jumps in

Lynn: ha, beat that!

Lana: oh yeah

Lana then jumps in

Luna is Jamming on the Ukulele to Tourists, she then finishes

Luna: even with this thing I can still rock on!

We then cut to Lincoln standing in the pool, looking oblivious

Lincoln: and the pool is completely empty, what Luck

he then notices a shark's fin looming close to him, Lincoln screams, Luan, wearing the Shark Fin on top of her head pops up out of the water

Luan: jeez this fake shark attack really BITES! (laughs) get it?

Lincoln then gives off an expression of Annoyance

We then cut to Lisa testing the Ph levels in the pool, and is surprised to see a level of 8

Lisa: hmm, it seems the Pool's PH levels are the same as the Atlantic Ocean's

Luan: come on Lis, you're on vacation, not giving a lecture

Lisa: my clients could be calling me any minute now, I need to give a lecture sooner or later

Lincoln: Lisa, this is a vacation, not a university

Lisa: I told you I--

Luan then Throws Lisa into the pool, she then proceeds to sink to the bottom

We then cut to underwater, where Lisa is staring at Lucy making out with Edwin, we then proceed to an uncomfortable stare

The two then surface

Lisa: I'm not even gonna ask what you were doing

Lucy: I don't judge you you know

We then cut to Lincoln, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, and Lisa back at the room, where they come up to Lori, Leni, and Lola sitting on the resort's couch wearing White Bathrobes

Lincoln: so how were your baths

Lola: it was like Heaven on earth, UNTIL I GOT A WRINKLE

Leni: for some reason, I don't think I got any, the bath was totes amazing!

Lori: (Panicking) I got wrinkles all over my hands, how will I text Bobby with hands like this??

3 hours later

The Siblings are watching a fireknife display at the Hotel's Luau Restaurant, all the siblings are wearing Hawaiian Shirts that are their favourite colours

Lori: wow, that guy on stage is literally so hunky

Lori hears a Tray crash, and notices a disgruntled figure with Dark Tan Skin, and a red Dress Shirt with White Shorts, he is complaining to someone

Teenage Boy: (angry) I can't believe how no one in this Resort treats me with respect

Man: don't worry, they don't know any better, but if you were to change your tone..

Teenage Boy: (angry) maybe I would change my tone if I got paid more, and was treated with respect!

The Man Leaves, Lori then walks up to the Boy

Teenage Boy: sorry you had to see that

Lori: wow, those people literally treat you with no respect, am I right?

Teenage Boy: I'm Hani

Lori: Lori, nice to see you

Hani: thanks, is that your family over there?

(Looks at Lincoln and the other sisters having a good time)

Lori: uhhhh, yes, yes that is my family

Hani: maybe I can get them a free Pork

Lori: (giggles) aww you're such a sweetie

We then cut to the table

Luan: wow, look how talented he is, I hope he isn't FIRED (laughs)

Lincoln, and the other sisters groan in annoyance

Luna then walks on stage, jamming like crazy on her Ukulele, she finishes 30 seconds later

Luna: good night Kamehameha!!!!! Jeez, how'd ya even pronounce that?

We then cut to the Room, everyone is asleep, on the screen it reads Day 2

Lincoln: alright, time to hit the beach!

Leni: why would you want to hit the beach, violence never solved anything

We then cut to the beach, no one is there except The Loud Family

Lori is busy texting Bobby, she then notices Hani standing next to a car, he is wearing a red bathing suit

Lori then proceeds to shut her phone off

Lori: uhhh, Hi Hani, what are you doing here, don't you have work?

Hani: I'm using one of my Vacation Days

We then cut to Lynn surfing

Lynn: (excited) hey, Hani, check me out!

Hani: you're doing great!

Lori: have you noticed you're very nice when you're not working?

Hani: my mom says I'm one of the nicest people she knows

Lori: but last nigh---

Hani: I was just angry at my boss

Lori: oh, that was your boss?

We then cut to Lynn surfing again, Lana holding a pail in her hands, then proceeds to surface throwing off Lynn, she then wipes out

Lynn then glares angrily at Lana

Lana: look, I found a cool fish

Lynn: who cares! You threw me off

We then cut to Leni buried to her neck in sand by Luan and Lucy

Lucy: it's not what I pictured, but it's pretty impressive, I mean, I could've buried Leni entirely

Luan: ya know you're really creeping me out

Lucy: hold on, I need to do something

We then cut to Lucy walking into the water, she then proceeds to throw chum into the water attracting sharks

Hani notices, and proceeds to Fight off the sharks, Lori is Staring at him in awe, Hani then Gets Lucy out of the water

Hani: are you crazy, you could've got yourself killed

Lucy: why do you think I came here

Lucy then walks towards Edwin, lying on her towel, she then kisses Edwin

Lincoln: hey everyone!!

Luna, Lynn and Lana turn to Lincoln

Lincoln: CHICKEN FIGHT!!!!

Lincoln piggybacks on Luna, and Lana Piggybacks on Lynn, Lana and Lincoln then proceed to push each other off

Lola, wearing her swim gown, on her Inflatable Floating Chair notices the fighting going on

Lola: (yelling) you guys are so immature

Lisa then swims up to Lola, wearing a life jacket

Lisa: I couldn't agree more

We then cut to Hani applying Sunblock to Lori, he then notices his phone is ringing

Hani: Hello, oh, I'm busy at the moment Mom, alright I can make it

He then Hangs up

Lori: who was that?

Hani: that was my mom, she told me dinner was ready

Hani then heads to his car, and drives away

Hani: bye Lori

Lori: I'll wait for you Hani

Lucy: why are you gushing over the guy that served us pork last night?

We then Cut to the Room, everyone is getting ready for bed, Lisa is watching TV with Lana

Redneck Announcer: RV or Tractor, which vehicle gets better mileage? Find out in our next instalment of Rednecks and Motors, up next on the Nothing to Do with History Channel

Lisa then proceeds to change the Channel

Lana: Lis, what did you do that for??

Lisa: this is obviously not meant for this type of Channel, ere go, I changed it

Lana: But I want to see which car gets more mileage

Lisa: (groans) hairless apes 1, education 0, remind me to cancel my subscription to NTDWHC

We then cut to the Room, everyone is asleep, on the screen it reads Day 3

Lori: alright everyone, we're going on a hike today

Lynn: uhh, finally, my quads are killing me

We then cut to everyone hiking through the Hawaiian Rainforest everyone is wearing a tee that is their favourite colour, and khaki shorts, Hani is with them as their guide

Hani: alright everyone stay close to each other, it's very easy to get lost

We then cut to more hiking, Lana then stands dead in her tracks when she notices a mud pot, Lincoln and Lola then stop and notice Lana staring

Lincoln: Lana?

Lincoln waves his hand in front of Lana's Face

Lola then holds up a bag of dog treats and shakes them close to Lana's ear

Lola: nothing

Lincoln: Lana snap out of it

Lana: (excited) MUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She then Jumps into the mud pot, she then surfaces and manages to cleanse herself in mud

Lola: (groans) will you please get out of that icky mud?!

Lana: Never!!!!

Lana then proceeds to swim in the mud pot to her heart's content, Lincoln then Grabs her and they proceed to walk away, Lana then sheds a tear

We then cut to Luna finding a pair coconuts, she approaches Hani and Lori, and starts banging the Coconuts together making a rhythm from them, Lori then angrily glares at Luna

Lori: (annoyed) Will you stop that??

Luna then backs away from Lori

Lori Keeps walking, she then runs into Leni

Leni: Lori, does this flower match my Tee?

Lori then shrugs, and proceeds to walk away with Hani

Leni then Walks up to Lori

Leni: how about this one?

Lori: (Angry) IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME FLOWER!!!!!!!!!!

Leni then screams and runs away to Where Luna is Walking, Luna then pulls out the coconuts

Luan then approaches Lori

Luan: come on Lori, why did you do that to Leni, you don't have to be a late BLOOMER (laughs) get it?

Lori: (annoyed) yes

Hani: why are you treating you're sisters like this

Lori: sorry, must be on cruise control from back home

We then cut to The Hotel's bathroom, a Bubble Bath has been prepared for Lana, Lincoln is holding up Lana wearing her Army Green One Piece Bathing suit, she is about to be dropped into the Bath

Lana: put me down, I have my rights

She is then dropped into the Jacuzzi

Lana then Surfaces

Lana: I'll never enjoy this, NEVER!!

Lola standing next to the tub turns on the Jets

Lana then sighs in relaxation as she submerges into the bath

Lincoln: wait a minute, where's Lori?

We then cut to A bench, Lori and Hani are sitting on the bench watching the sun set

Hani: so, where do you live

Lori: Royal Woods

Hani: where's that?

Lori: Michigan

Hani: have you ever thought of getting married?

Lori: yeah, ever since I saw those wedding reality shows, it's been my dream to get married

Lori: (concerned) why are you asking me this?

Hani: uhhhh

Lori: I already have a boyfriend

Hani: huh, I didn't notice that

Lori: eh, we live far apart from each other, so I guess it doesn't matter

Hani and Lori then Proceed to almost kiss, a car horn interrupts, Hani then notices his Mom in the car, waiting for him get in

Hani's Mom: (annoyed) hey, will you two turtle doves stop kissing, Hani, you're shift started 20 minutes ago

Hani: I'm 20 feet from the building

Hani's Mom: just get back to work

Hani: bye Lori

Lori: bye Hani

We then cut to the Hotel Room, Everone is getting ready for bed

Luna: ya know, if I combine my rocking Ukulele skills, with the banging of those coconuts, I think I could make the ultimate vacation Tune

Lori then walks in happily

Lincoln: (confused) why are you so happy, Lori?

Lori: (happily sighs) I was just about to kiss him

Lynn: Bobby?

Lori: no

Leni: the Room service guy?

Lori: guess again

Lisa: the teenage Boy that served us pork 2 nights ago that keeps hanging out with you?

Lori: oh, you mean Hani

(Awkward pause)

Lori: yes it was Hani

Lana then walks out of the bathroom

Lola: so how was your bath?

Lana: it, was, better than I expected, you were right, Lola, it's heaven on earth, if y'all want to know how long I was in there, I've got the wrinkles to prove it

Lola: eeeewwwwww

Lincoln: Lola, there's nothing wrong with wrinkles

Lola: how can you prove it??

Lincoln: look at the wrinkles I got from the pool

Lana: yeah, now you're speaking my language

Lola: (yelling) you two are so disgusting!!

We then cut to the Room, everyone is asleep, on the screen it reads Day 4

Lincoln: alright, this is our last day in Hawaii, so let's make it count

Lori then picks up her phone and proceeds to call Hani

Lori: hey, Hani, are you available?