User blog:MrTyeDye/Next time on Peeking Through the Fourth Wall...

Just started working on Episode 5 of PttFW this morning. Here's a sneak peek!



Lisa: I believe there's a 90% chance that Lincoln will mess up at the convention.

Lincoln: Oh, yeah? Well, did you know that 90% of statistics are totally made up?

Leni: [gasps] They are?!

''Lincoln: Come on! Enough already! It was funny the first time, but that doesn't make it funny the second time!''

Lincoln: I'd argue that it wasn't funny the first time, but okay.

Lori: And try not to get grounded again!

(The sisters laugh again, as Lincoln groans in frustration)

Lily: [points at screen] Men!

Luan: No, no, Lily, we're girls, not men. And Lincoln isn't a man either. Well, not yet, anyway.

''Rita: (off-screen) Girls! Lincoln! It's time to go!''

Luan: See, Lily? Girls. Can you say "girls"?

[Lily blows a raspberry.]

Luan: Eh, we'll work on it some other time.

(The girls rush outside the door, while Lincoln slowly walks towards the van and gets into the front)

''Rita: So while we head to the mall, you can head to your little convention. We'll come pick you up when we're done, okay sweetie?''

Lincoln: Yes Mom.

(The girls are heard snickering in the background)

Luna: I would love to see what Lincoln does to mess up!

Leni: Like, remember the time Lincoln tried to be a Girl Guru?

Lori: Or, when Lincoln clogged the toilet, with a Princess Pony book!

Lincoln: Oh, come on! What are they gonna do, list every single stupid thing I've ever done?

Lori: Of course not, Lincoln. We wouldn't have enough time for that.

Luan: Yeah, we're driving to the mall, not Mars. [laughs]

(The girls, except Lucy, all laugh hysterically, making Lincoln feel a bit embarrassed. When they arrive at the car park, the girls head inside the mall while Lincoln rushes to the comic book store)

[Lincoln glances over at Lisa and notices that she's grinning.]

Lincoln: Um, Lisa…?

Lisa: No spelling errors? Scene direction that stays in the present tense? Perfect subject-verb agreement? Sweet Jiminy, am I dreaming?

Full version coming soon!