User blog:007Jamesdean/The Road to Quahog's Destruction

It starts with me, Lincoln and Laney in William's room and Xion was asking to join the Redemption Squad. This is kind of like a job interview.

Lincoln: (To the viewers) You may be wondering why we're in William's room. Well Xion wants to join the Redemption Squad because she's a former villain.

Me: That's right.

William: So why do you want to join the Redemption Squad Xion?

Xion: I'm a former villain and I want to redeem myself and correct the wrongs I've done while working for Organization XIII.

Elena: Well you do have what it takes Xion.

Stewie: I agree.

Maria: Lets give her a shot.

William: All right. Welcome to the Redemption Squad Xion.

Xion: Thank you William.

Me: This is gonna be awesome for you Xion. You're on your way to redemption.

Xion: Thanks J.D.

In the Living Room we were having a nice talk.

Stewie: So Maria and Elena I want to know something.

Maria: What's up Stewie?

Stewie: How did you guys defeat your former comrades on the Meta Breed and Organization XIII?

Elena: Those are great questions Stewie.

Maria: You want me to go first or do you want to Elena?

Elena: My story comes before you Maria so I'll go first.

Maria: Okay.

Elena: Well Laney killed Marluxia and took his Scythe the Graceful Dahlia.

Me: I remember that.

Laney: Marluxia's scythe is an amazing weapon for me. It goes perfect with my plant powers.

Elena: That's right. Lori killed Xaldin the Whirlwind Lancer and took his spears.

Lori summoned from a tornado one of the spears.

Lori: These spears are literally perfect for my wind powers.

Me: They sure are Lori. Those spears are infused with the power of wind.

Lori: They are really cool though.

Elena: They sure are Lori. Xaldin was considered a deadly force in the organization. That's why he was known as the Whirlwind Lancer.

Me: That's a great title for him.

Lincoln: He gave us a run for our money but he was defeated in the end.

Elena: Yep. Vexen was the smartest of us in the Organization. That's why he was called the Chilly Academic.

Me: Interesting title. How smart was he in terms of intelligence?

Elena: Right around Lisa's level in IQ. He came up with stuff I can never understand.

Me: Yeah that's like Lisa all right.

Elena: And his power with Ice was amazing. He used a shield to attack and defend. The shield was called Frozen Pride.

Me: That was a bad way to give someone the Cold Shoulder. (Rimshot)

Everyone laughed.

Stewie: (Laughs) That was a good one.

Luan: (Laughs) Good one J.D.

Me: Thanks.

Lana: I like this shield though. It makes me look tough and goes perfect with my ice powers.

Lola: That's right sis.

They high fived.

Me: It does go perfect for your powers Lana.

Lana: That's right.

Luna: Who was the toughest out of the Organization?

Me: That would have to be Lexaeus.

Elena: He was the Tacitum Stalwart and he was considered the Strong Silent type.

Me: Yeah. He was tough too.

Elena: Yeah. Lexaeus used the power of Earth and he had an axe sword.

Me: That was a deadly one. It's called the Skysplitter. Also his power over Earth was very formidable. Earth is a deadly force and incredibly destructive force.

Elena: That's right. Lexaeus can make earthquakes and destroy his enemies with sheer brute force.

Lynn: He was all brawn and no brains. But his Axe Sword goes perfect for me.

Elena: It sure does Lynn. Your Earth Powers are perfect for it.

Lynn: Thanks.

Elena: You're welcome.

Lincoln: I killed Lexaeus because Lightning overpowers Earth.

Me: That's right. The sharpest out of the Organization was Xigbar.

Elena: He was a great shot with those guns of his. That's why he's called the Freeshooter.

Me: From what I saw he had the power of Space and those guns he had were amazing.

I pull out one of the guns.

Me: These guns are cool. They made him feel like a Cosmic Male Annie Oakley.

Elena: That's a good analogy J.D. and his guns are perfect for you because you're quite the marksman yourself.

Me: Thanks Elena.

Elena: You're welcome. But the weakest of us in the Organization was Zexion.

Linka: He was the one with the Book right?

Elena: Yes. He had the power over Illusion and his book enabled him to cast all kinds of strange illusions.

Me: That was a strange book and Lucy's power to instill fear is perfect for it.

Lucy suddenly appears.

Lucy: That's right J.D.

We jump in fright as a pipe organ plays.

Me: Let me guess Lucy. You knew we were talking about you.

Lucy: That's right J.D. I killed Zexion and Zexion's book of illusions is perfect for me. Thank you.

Me: I'm glad it goes great for you my little angel of darkness.

Elena: I'm glad too. I am pretty powerful myself with my Lightning Kunai.

Me: I saw that. Your power is amazing with Lightning.

Lincoln: And your kunai are perfect for me and Linka.

Elena: I'm glad.

Me: But I would say that the toughest member of the organization was SaiX and he was really tough with that Claymore of his.

Elena: His power came from the Moon and that's why he was called the Luna Diviner.

Me: That's right. That Claymore he had was amazing.

Luan: It sure was.

Luan called the Claymore.

Luan: It goes great with my Light Powers.

Me: It sure does Luan. SaiX got all of his power from the Moon. But after we blew up the Heart Shape Moon it made him powerless. He also had the power to become a relentless berserker. But he had a weakness that became his undoing. It made his fighting technique sloppy and sluggish.

Elena: That's right. SaiX had that power and it destroyed his mind.

Me: It sure did.

Lori: I killed him and it was literally a fitting end to him

Me: Yeah. Lets not forget Demyx though.

Elena: Yeah. He had the power of Water and he uses a Sitar.

Me: I've seen Sitars when I was in Morocco and they are cool.

Elena: It's a strange fighting style he had too. He was called the Melodious Nocturne.

Me: A Sitar is never really a weapon. I gave it to Luna and it goes great with her Siren Water powers.

Luna: That's right dude.

She called the Sitar.

Luna: I've always wanted to play the Sitar. It's a really cool instrument.

Varie: It sure is. I like the sounds of the Sitar.

Me: Me too.

Lily: I killed Demyx and he was an easy one.

Lincoln: That's right Lily. The strangest member of the organization in my opinion was Luxord.

Elena: Oh yeah. He was called The Gambler of Fate and he had the power of Time. He did it all with those cards of his.

Lincoln: I remember that.

Lincoln pulled out a Deck of Cards that were once Luxord's.

Me: Those cards would've been perfect for Clyde because of his time powers.

Lincoln: They sure would've been. But I don't think his dads would let him have them because of their fear of him getting a paper cut.

Me: They sure like to follow that saying "Better Safe Than Sorry" huh?

Linka: They sure do.

We laughed.

Me: That's funny but it's true. Now Lea you were called Axel right?

Lea: That's right J.D. and I was called the Flurry of Dancing Flames.

Me: That's a great title. And you have fire powers right?

Lea: That's right. And I originally wielded Chakrams.

Me: I saw those and they were deadly. After you betrayed the Organization which was a surprising turn of events you gave them to Lola. They're perfect for her fire powers.

Lola: That's right.

Lola called a Chakram.

Lola: These are great for my fire powers.

Lana: They are great for you sis.

Lila: That's right guys. Fire and Ice forever.

Lana, Lola and Lila: YEAH!

We laughed.

Laney: You guys are perfect for that.

Me: They sure are.

Lincoln: What about Xemnas?

Me: After we killed Xehanort he died with him. Xemnas was pure evil like Xehanort was and he and the other members of Organization XIII minus Elena and Lea were fragments of Xehanort's soul. Xehanort's life force was linked to them. They were connected to Xehanort and when we killed him they all suffered the same fate.

Aylene: That's a perfect consequence for a man that was trying to balance Light and Darkness.

Vince: Yeah. If he succeeded Xehanort would've destroyed the entire universe and everything would be gone.

Me: That's right partner. But what about Roxas?

Sora: He merged with me right after I defeated him. He was my Nobody after all.

Me: That's interesting.

Elena: So that's our tale that lead up to Xehanort's demise.

Maria: My tale was not pleasent when I started being a metahuman. I was swimming in the Dakota City lake when I was exposed to the Mutagenic Gas from the Big Bang I was really strange. It felt like my body became a blob of jello. When I looked at myself in the mirror I screamed in horror. I was horrified that I became water.

William: Oh babe that's horrible.

Maria: I know. But now I got my humanity back.

Me: We know. We were there. It's good you're back to what you were Maria.

Leni: Totes. You deserve to be back to normal after what you went through.

Suddenly I get a call on my cell phone.

Me: (Answers) Hello?

Keith: (On the phone) J.D. it's Keith.

Me: What's up man?

Keith: We just got all the children out of Quahog and there are some people here that want no involvement in James Woods plots here.

Me: That's great Keith. Has Quahog been destroyed?

Keith: All the buildings are on fire and all the evil people are dead. Chris, Peter and Lois Griffin are being transported to Royal York as we speak.

Me: Excellent. Did you leave James Woods alive for us.

Keith: We sure did J.D. He's all yours.

Me: Excellent. We're on our way. (Hangs up) All right guys. Time to destroy Quahog. Lets move!

Lincoln: It's time to put Operation: Destroy Quahog And Rid The World Of Another Corrupted Town That Was Doomed From The Start And Think Of Shorter Name For This Operation, into action.

Me: How about Operation Quahog's Destruction?

Lincoln: That's perfect.

We set out for Quahog.

Stewie: J.D. thank you for helping us destroy that menace of a town Quahog.

Me: No problem Stewie. This town deserves to be damned.

Varie: It sure does.

Rachel: So how are we gonna destroy Quahog?

Me: We're gonna place M.O.A.B. bombs at the cardinal points of the city and a 50 megaton M.O.A.B. bomb in the center of the city.

Venom: That's perfect. We will help you in any way we can J.D.

Me: Thanks Venom. Get Ready Quahog, Rhode Island. Your final hour has come.

We landed in Quahog and got started. Stewie was reunited with his friend Penelope.

Penelope: (Brittish Accent) It's great to see you again Stewie.

Stewie: Same to you Penelope.

Me: All right guys. Lets get to work. Stewie, you and Venom will place the first bomb at the abandoned James Woods Regional High School. Maria, Meg, William, you will place the second bomb at the Pawtucket Brewery. Elena, Xion, Sora, Brian, you will place the third bomb at the Drunken Clam and Killer Frost, Lincoln, Lori, and Lana you will place the fourth bomb at where the Griffin's house used to be. Once all the bombs are armed and ready we'll place the biggest bomb at city hall.

Aylene: You got it J.D.

Cody: Lets do it.

TBC