User blog:Vulture345/See? Not all Lynncoln is loudcest

Okay, so there was a prize for who ever can guess the species of otter that was, and TACD got it right, it was a giant otter.....

so she told me to write a fanfic about how Lincoln gets seperated from his sisters but the only sister on his side is Lynn....

okay, so here i go.......................

Lincoln : Today is halloween! and I got my Barry B. Benson Costume All ready for tonight!

Lori : Lincoln, Your costume is literally giving me dysentery

Leni : Yah, Your costumes is totes awful!!!

Lana : Are you even trying???

Lincoln : It's an amazing costume, it's beautiful

Lola : Man, You must thing dog feces is beautiful, because that's what your costume is, Killograms of feces that have came out of Charles anus!

Lynn : I actually like Lincoln's costume, Barry the Bee is my favorite anime character...............

Lola: Yuck, DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa : Yeah, Those are words of the Devil!!!!

Lori : That's  literally  the worst thing you've ever said......

Lynn : I don't give a flying flamingo!!! Kiss mah butt Lori!

Lori : Even though you are 13, you sure don't act like it.....

Lynn : SCREW YOU!!! I'm taking Lincoln Trick or treating all by myself!! because you guys are mean, stupid, and annoying, and if he ran away, i wouldn't blame him......

(While trick or treating.....)

Lincoln : I can't believe I got buttloads of candy!!!

Clyde : Me too! They sure loved my Lil boat costume

Lincoln : Your costume is totally lit!! 😂 👌 🔥 💯

clyde : Yeah, it totally is.....

(meanwhile, they encounter some bullies)

Bully 1 : Hey, Your costume sucks!!

Bully 2 : Yeah! Who dresses up as Barry B. Benson anymore??? It's a dead meme..........

Lincoln : Well, I can!! He is my favorite Anime character

Bully 3 : He's not even an anime character stupid!

Lynn : Hey! Leave my Baby brother alone!

Bully 2 : What are you gonna do about it? Whip out a barbie doll??

(Lynn roundhouses kicks Bully 2 in the face, his teeth are knocked out, he is covered in blood, and he should be dead because nobody likes him..)

(The other 2 bullies run away.....)

(Bully 2 gets up....)

Bully 2 : WAHHHH!!!! YOU KICKED ME IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!

Lynn : That's what you get, you trashy poor peace of shi..........

Bully 2 : I'm telling on you!!! I'm gonna call 911!!

Lynn : Go ahead, moron!

(Dials up 911)

Cop man : 911 what's your emergency?

Lynn : Oh carp, he's calling the popo, better run!!

(the kids run away, while Lynn is running, her Sports ID card falls out of her pocket......)

Bully 2 : Some girl kicked me in the face, she goes by the name of.....

(He sees the name tag....)

Bully 2 : Lynn Loud

(After they go home, a police officer shows up at their house)

Cop Man : Your under arrest Mrs. Lynn Loud, You kicked some boy in the face!!

Lynn : But he was bullying my brother!!

Cop Man : I really don't care!!!!!!!!!

Lynn: Noooo! please!!!

(the cop takes her away, as he shuts the door, the sisters look at Lincoln sternly)

Lori : How could you get your own sister arrested?!!! Once I get my hands on you, you shall be looking like this!!!!

Lucy : Who is going to be my roomate now with her in jail??? You white haired moron!!!

Lisa : Yeah, Thanks a lot, you white haired moron.....

(Lincoln goes Upstairs, crying.....)

Lincoln : They hate me now!!!! Next morning, I'm gonna go run away!!!

(The Next morning, Lynn is released from juvie, because Luna bailed her out)

Lynn : I'm free!!!

(she walks home, and sees Lincoln walking on the sidewalk, crying....)

Lynn : What's wrong, Lincoln??

Lincoln : They were so mean to me!!! they blamed me for you going to juvie!!!

Lynn : That's so cruel of them!!! how could they do such a thing???

Lincoln : I know! why would they do such a thing???

Lynn : I know something that will teach them a lesson.....

(They both go to the supermarket, and buy as many eggs as they can...... )

Lincoln : so what do we do now???

Lynn : We egg the house!!!

Lincoln : But won't we get in trouble???

Lynn : It will be worth it!!!

(So the both of them egg the house)

Lynn : That "Cracked" me up!!!

Lincoln : That was "Eggselent"

(Both of them laugh...)

(so they both have brother sister bonding time, they go the zoo, eat burpin burger, and do all sorts of fun stuff)

Lynn : Only one last thing to do...

Lincoln : And what's that??

Lynn : Watch the sunset, like brother and sister

(so they watch the sunset together)

Lincoln : There's been something that's been bothering me lately...

Lynn : And what's that??

Lincoln : People drawing us doing inappropriate things!!

Lynn : Yeah! I know!!! where just siblings ya freaks!!!

THE END

Hope TACD Likes this......

And here is another contest!!!

Can you guess what aquarium these penguins are at??

Hint : It's in NJ

http://njmonthly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/penguinsFF.jpg