User blog:Thomperfan/Short- Hurling for chocolate

(It starts with the 10 Loud Girls in the living room. Lori is holding some bottles of ipecac.)

Lori: Alright, girls, I've got 20 crates of ipecac that Flip was handing away for free. (She hands each of her sisters a bottle) Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last chocolate bar in the pantry. (The girls all drink their bottles) OK, here we go.

(It's silent for a couple of minutes)

Lori: So, how's everyone doing.

Lynn: Good so far.

Lori: Alright Alright.

Lola: Nothing yet.

Lisa: I don't have any urge to regurgitate.

Lori: You know, I don't know if you guys have had any of that chocolate yet, but that is some tasty stuff. It's from that fundraiser that Lincoln was-(She throws up)

Lynn: Ha! 1 down, 8 to go! I can practically taste that (She throws up)

Lola: That makes 2. I know certain people who won't be getting any (she throws up)

Lana: (laughs) Lola threw up! (She laughs some more and then throws up.)

Luan: Now that's what I call barf-tastic! (laughs) Get i-(She throws up)

Leni: Guys, I'm starting to feel funny.

Lucy: Well, I feel fine. I guess I'm just immune to-(She throws up)

Lisa: Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Truely pat-(She throws up.)

Luna: Dudes, I got this in the-(She throws up)

(The girls look at Lily and she throws up)

Leni: Yay! I won! I get to eat-(She throws up like her sisters.)

Lynn: (Throws up) Oh! Oh god! WHy didn't anyone tell me that (Throws up again)

Lori: Oh my god! My insides are literally on fire! (Throws up)

Lucy: If I had I heart it would be burning up (She throws up)

Lola: No! No Please! No more (She throws up)

Leni: Guys, I'm scared! (She throws up)

Luna: Dudes! Get the phone! Call 9-1-(She throws up)

Luan: Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln, get in here (she throws up)

Lisa: OK. I think it stopped. I think it's all do-(She throws up.)

(Lily is crying and throwing up)

Lana: Lola, I need you hold my ears (she throws up, Lola throws up in Lana's face and then lana throws up again. Now all of the girls are lying on the floor moaning in pain. There's barf everywhere. Just then I come in.)

Me: Guys, I hear puking, is everyone al- OH MY GOD!

(The girls all start puking again.)

Me: LINCOLN, COME QUICK!!!

(Lincoln rushes in.)

Lincoln: What is it?! (He notices the sisters and gasps)

Me: What did they do this time?!

Lincoln: (Sigh) They drank bottles of ipecac to try to get the last chocolate bar in the pantry. (sigh) Sometimes, I feel like I'm the on;y kid in this family with any real common sense.

Me: Well, I'll go get the mop and the buckets.

(I do that, while Lincoln watches.)

THE END