Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170703000537

Lincoln: [on a megaphone] "Good. And turn..." [Lola turns to the viewers] "...and wave." [Lola waves to the viewers] "More teeth." [Lola gives an oversized grin]

Me: "Whoa, less teeth" [Lola turns it down a bit with a nice pearly white smile] "Excellent!"

Lincoln: "Keep it up!" [wearing a headband that says "GO LOLA!" on it]

Me: [to the viewers] "Now, you guys might be wondering why Lincoln and I are helping Lola practice for a beauty contest. Well, tomorrow is the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant, and the winner gets the greatest prize ever: three season passes to Dairyland A-Moo-sement Park! That's one for Lola, one for Coach Lincoln, and one for here Coach Ray. We've been working our butts off all week to make sure she wins."