User blog:Marv argon/The Mafia Loud: The Luan Who Laughs

After being for three years working at the famous Butterfly Circus, Luan Loud, a young lady with a good sense of humor, made her way back to Royal Woods to see again her family and find a new job. She was confident that everything will be right.

But finding a job isn't so easy as it appears. An entire week has gone and Luan has not yet found any place that can hire her. She was getting desesperate, with a little money and food, but that didn't take away her courage. Besides, she has her family to support her.

One day on the Royal Woods streets of a typical working day:

Luan (holding on her stomach): Boy, Im hungry. I'm so hungry that I can eat an entire elephant! (laughs to herself) hahahaha!. It could be funny if someone would heard it (gets a little sad). Anyway, I have to find some food, I'm starving.

She checks her pockets looking for some coins. She only has fifteen cents.

Luan (groans): At least it will reach me for an apple.

With this, Luan goes to one of the convenience stores those are on the boulevard. She enters to a fruit stand.

Luan (to the clerk): Excuse me sir, I'm going to buy an apple.

Clerk: Ok. That's gonna be twenty cents.

Luan (smiling to him a little nervous): I only have fifteen cents.

Clerk: Sorry but it doesn't reach you.

Luan: Sir please, I haven't eat nothing for a long time...

Clerk: No. Sorry I can't sell you. Now go away!

But Luan isn't going to give up so easy. After leaving the stand, she turns back and sees the clerk abandoning the stand for a while. She then enters again to the stand and quickly takes an apple. Then taking advantage of the moment, takes more apples and puts them in a bag. But she doesn't notice that the clerk has seen her. Luan flees.

Clerk: Hey! What are you doing?

Luan (smiling): Bye bye! (runs away)

Clerk: You thief! Come back here with my fruit!

Two pair of cops are in the place, the clerk comes to them.

Cop #1: Sir what happens?

Clerk (pointing Luan): That girl stole my fruit. Stop it!

The cops then chase Luan trough the boulevard.

Cop #2: Stop in the name of law!

Luan runs to avoid getting cut. She then jumps to a post, makes a somersault and gets on a building's awning. Then she jumps in the air doing a mortal jump and over a fence, getting free of the cops.

Cop #2 (impresed about Luan's skills): Wow! (the other cop slaps his face in disgust).

Luan (at the other side of the fence and smiling triumphally): Ha ha! Those years in the circus really help me!

She then is about to eat one of the apples she stole, when a voice from behind talks her.

Voice: Stealing food from the stands, Luan?

Luan gets nervous after hearing the voice. She turns back to discovers that the man who wa behind her was Lincoln.

Luan (very surprised): Lincoln! (hides the bag of apples behind her back and smiles nervously): I... I was just... walking here eating an innocent apple...

Lincoln (serious): Don't play with me Luan. This isn't funny.

Luan: Oh come on! I know I can get a joke from you! (smiles at him)

Lincoln (begins to smile): You always so happy big sis. Hahahaha!

Luan: Oh Linky! (hugs him) Is good to see you again.

Lincoln (hugs her back): The same for you. (breaks the hug)

Luan: I read on the newspaper that you did it again and captured a mafia mobster.

Lincoln: True!

Luan: Excellent bro! (pads playfully his head)

Lincoln: Thanks Luan.