User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: The Sweet Spot

All of the Louds were settling down to bed.

"We're going on a road trip tomorrow," Linc said.

"Now if I'm in the right place then I'd think that was cool,

But sitting next to Lily she'd throw things and drool,

And the seats farthest away from our Mom and Dad,

Make the other kids think they have the right to act bad.

The one right by Dad has him too tough on us,

And it's right by the speaker when I'm trying to read, plus,

One of the seats is covered in gum.

We still haven't cleaned it, which is kinda dumb.

One of the seats is still a bit wet,

From that one time it got peed on by our pet.

One has a spring and the other slants down.

There's only one good place," Linc said with a frown,

As he circled the seat on the diagram he's got,

Drawn on his mattress, "And that's the Sweet Spot."

Lincoln ran out and he contacted Clyde,

Who asked which sis would be by Linc's side.

This made him mad because it had slipped his mind,

And now Lincoln was in a bit of a bind.

Luan is a prankster and Lynn plays rough games.

Lola's too bossy and gives unfair blames.

Then he thought because Leni always gets dizzy,

She wouldn't tease him or interrupt when he's busy.

Leni was having a nightmare about clothes that she hated.

"I'm happy to sit next to you," the girl stated.

Clyde asked which sis would be sitting in back,

Which made Lincoln mad but he went back on track.

He thought, "Not Lana because she shoots peas,

And Lori throws up. I got it: Lisa! She's,

Often going on about safety in the van,

But I'm next to a window, so therefore, I can,

Drown out her rambling. She's perfect, you see.",

And so he said to Lisa, "Will you sit behind me?".

Lisa said, "Sure, as long as Luna's not by my side.

Her music's so loud it makes me want to hide."

Lincoln wanted Luna to take the front seat,

And she said, "Sure, Lincoln, that'll be sweet,

As long as I'm not with Lori nearby.

I don't want to get puked on." Linc gave a sigh,

But he perfectly arranged who would sit where,

And he went to Vanzilla to catch his Z's there.

Unfortunately, his sisters came down in a snit.

They'd discovered his chart and asked him about it.

He said, "It's the worst seat," but Lisa said, "It's the best".,

And all of the sisters were quite unimpressed.

They had a huge fight over who'd get the seat,

'Til their parents said, "Back to bed!" and they went up in defeat.

The next morning, Lincoln woke up and thought, "Hey!,

I can be the first there!", but to make his grogginess go away,

It took thirty minutes, and by that time, they all,

Had woken up so they had another brawl.

It was so severe that Vanzilla broke down,

And until it was fixed, they couldn't leave town.

Everyone went back to the house in a slouch,

And Linc tried to snag the Sweet Spot on the couch.