User blog:TheMaximumMatt/Fanfiction - Truce Deuce SNEAK PEEK

[Lincoln is building a house of cards in his room]

Lincoln: I'm almost done... just gotta get this one last card on the tippy-top and...

Lola: [angrily from outside] RAAAAAAHHH!

[Lincoln, surprised, accidentally falls over and knocks his whole house of cards down]

Lincoln: Dang it! Thanks a lot, Lola...

Lola: [from outside] I told you not to touch it!

[A loud thud on a wall is heard]

Lana: [angrily from outside] Then why was it on my side of the room?!

''[Another loud thud on a wall is heard. Cut to Lori and Leni in their room overhearing the fight and getting annoyed.]''

Lola: You better fix it this instance!

Lana: I don't have to if I don't want to!

[Cut to Lynn and Lucy getting annoyed too in their room]

Lola: Don't make me-

Lana: What?! Tell Mom?! Oh, yeah! Like you haven't said that for the umpteenth time!

[Cut to Luna, and Luan covering their ears in annoyance]

Lola: What does that even mean?!

Lana: I don't know, but it makes me sound smarter!

[Cut to Lisa and Lily rolling their eyes in their room]

Lola: No! It doesn't!

Lana: Well, what do you know?!

[Cut to Rita and Lynn Sr. taping pillows around their head to tune out their fighting]

Lola: Don't make me go over there!

Lana: Not if I go over there first!

''[Lola and Lana are heard brutally screaming and fighting. Cut back to Lincoln covering his ears in annoyance too.]''

Lincoln: [irked] Jeez! I know Lola and Lana fight all the time, but over these past couple of days, it seems like their fighting has actually become worse. Seriously! Yesterday, they were fighting over who's spoon was who's at the kids' table!

''[Flashback to Lola and Lana at the kids' dinner table. Lana is about to pick up a plastic spoon, much to Lola's annoyance.]''

Lola: Uh, excuse me! That's my spoon!

Lana: No! I used it first!

Lola: No! I used it! This is mine!

Lana: No! [points to another plastic spoon] That's your spoon!

Lola: That's your spoon!

Lana: No it's not! I've been using this spoon this whole time!

Lola: No! I was!

Lana: You mean to tell me we were using the same spoon?!

Lola: EWW! I got your mud germs in my mouth!

Lana: EWW! I got your princess cooties in my mouth!

[Lola and Lana growl at each other and form a fighting cloud.]

Lisa: [annoyed] I lost my appetite. [leaves the table]

Lucy and Lincoln: [annoyed] Same! [leave the table]

[Cut back to the present.]

Lincoln: I mean, I'm all for my sisters not changing who they are, but this is one thing about them, that has got to go! It's driving the whole family insane!

[Lincoln marches over to Lola and Lana's room and kicks the door open]

Lincoln: Alright! Break it up! What are you fighting about now?!

Lola: Lana took Uni and broke her horn off!

Lana: She was on my side of the room! That practically gives me permission to use it! My room, my property!

Mr. Grouse: [from outside] Now you're talking!

Lincoln: Not helping!

Lola: You used her as a toothpick, and now you hurt her! My poor Uni!

Lana: Well, you should've known better than to leave her on the ground where I could play with it!

Lola: You monster!

Lincoln: Stop it! I've had enough of this tomfoolery!

Sisters (sans Lola and Lana): [enter the room] Yeah!

Lori: You two have gotten worse over these past couple of days!

Luan: It's driving all of us nuts!

Lynn: It has to stop!

Lola: Well, I can't help it if Lana's contantly being obnoxious in front of me!

Lana: Oh, like you're any better!

Lincoln: Zip it! Both of you!

Lola: You think I like fighting with Lana?

Lana: We can't help it! Sometimes we just get on each other's nerves.

Lori: Well, you two need to learn a little something about getting along!

Luan: Yeah! Fighting is not a fun thing to do or witness!

Lynn: And in your case, it's annoying!

Lisa: I can't even concentrate because of your squabbling!

Lily: Poo poo!

Lincoln: You guys are twins! You shouldn't be fighting? [groans] What happened to just being a family? Is this really what being twins is all about? Don't you see how much this is hurting you?

[Lola and Lana pause for a moment]

Lola: Okay... you're right.

Lana: Yeah. Maybe we should stop fighting.

Lola: How about a truce Lana?

Lola: Yeah. Truce.

[The other kids give an unfazed look]

Lana: What?

Lucy: [sarcastically] Gee, you sure sound like you mean it.

Lola: We do!

Luna: Yeah right! Next thing you knw, right when we leave this room! You two are gonna start fighting again!

Lola: We aren't!

[The kids raise their eyebrows]

Lynn: I bet you two couldn't even stop fighting for an entire day, even if you tried.

[Lincoln freezes and then snaps his fingers]

Lincoln: [happily] Lynn! That's it!

Lola and Lana: What's it?

[Lincoln huddles the sisters, sans the twins, and the sisters nods their heads]

Lincoln: Say you two... let's make a bet. You like winning bets don't you?

Lola and Lana: Of course!

Lincoln: Well, how about this? We bet that you can't stop fighting for the rest of the month.

Lisa: Which is approximately a week.

Lola: And what happens if we do?

Lincoln: If we catch you two fighting, we'll make you wear the same dress!

Lori: And we get to post it on the internet and call it, "Twins in Dresses".

Lola and Lana: [gasps]

Lincoln: And that's not all! We'll also make Lily tickle you.

Lola and Lana: NO!

Lola: You know how deadly of a tickler she is!

Lana: No one can survive that!

[Lily giggles maliciously]

Lola: Wait, what happens if we win?

Lincoln: Then we...

Lynn: Reluctantly...

Lisa: Very reluctantly...

Lincoln: ...will agree to do whatever you want us to do.

Lana: Oh... we have something.

Lola: If we win, you guys will have to wear tutus of your favorite color, and you have to dance gracefully for 2 hours!

Lana: And do our chores for the next week!

The kids (sans the twins): Deal!

Lola and Lana: Deal!