User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 13 (Preview)

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(Lincoln and Clyde head to the cafeteria to get lunch. As they head to the cafeteria, they pass by the school's bulletin board. Lincoln sees a flyer that catches his attention)

Lincoln: What's this?

MASCOT WANTED

Do you have school spirit?

Lincoln: Kind of.

Want to let that spirit loose?

Lincoln: Not really.

You want to make the people happy?

Lincoln: What people?

If you said "yes" to all these questions, come try out to be our school mascot for football games!

Lincoln: I said, "kind of", "not really", and, "What people?" so I think I'm gonna pass on that.

We promise that you and an ally will be paid handsomely for your contributions.

Lincoln: Okay, that might make me reconsider.

Auditions begin after school in the gymnasium.

Be sure to try out, and show that you DO have school spirit!

Clyde: What is that?

(Lincoln has a large grin on his face)

Lincoln: Yeah, no. I don't care how much they were paying me. There's no way I would be that happy about being a costumed mascot.

[Lincoln glares at his sisters.]

Lincoln: Especially not if I was doing it on a beach with-

The Sisters: Oh, get over it!

Lincoln: My chance to get the game!

''Clyde: Let me see that flyer. (Clyde snatches the flyer from Lincoln's grasp and reads it) You sure you want to do this? What if your sisters find out?''

Luna: What if we found out? I'd think it's a lil' weird, but you do you, bro.

Lincoln: You sure you wouldn't tease me?

Lana: No way!

[Beat]

Lana: Okay, maybe a little.

Lincoln: Don't worry, they'll never know.

Clyde: Well, if you think this will get you the game, I'll support you.

Lincoln: Great!

(Lincoln and Clyde head off to the cafeteria)

3 HOURS LATER

(Class has ended. The students rush out of the school building so they can head home. Lincoln, on the other hand, heads to the school's gymnasium, where he sees five other students auditioning. Lincoln approaches one of the female auditioners)

Lincoln: Hey, is this where mascot auditions is?

''Maddie: I think so. Hi, I'm Maddie Mann!''

Lana: [Snickers] She's a girl, but her name is Mann? That's goofy.

Lincoln: Well, just because her name is Mann doesn't mean she is a Mann. Heck, look at Lucy. Her last name is Loud, but she's anything but.

Lucy: I can be loud if I want to.

[Beat]

Luna: We're waiting...

Lucy: For what?

Luna: For your loud voice.

Lucy: That was my loud voice.

This week on Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: "In Memory of a Mascot" by AnimationFan15!

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