Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180811180657/@comment-32807753-20181009033613

[Roxanne gives Lana a look.]

Roxanne: Sh-she actually said that? And meant it?

Lana: [nods] Swear on my lucky plunger. Trust me, I can usually tell when Lola’s lying, and she wasn’t this time.

[Roxanne knits her brow.]

Roxanne: I-I don’t know. I want to believe you, but—

???: If she’s willing to do anything, I might have a suggestion.

''[All eyes turn to a snide voice entering the conversation. The voice belongs to a six-year-old girl with long orange hair, a red bow, and a royal purple dress with frills. Recognizing her voice, Lincoln narrows his eyes.]''

Lincoln: Lindsey Sweetwater?

Sofia: Lindsey, who now?

Nolan: Why would you be interested in this?

Lindsey: Oh, haven’t you heard? I’ve been helping Roxanne through this horrible ordeal. [she moseys over to Roxanne and places an arm around her shoulder] It was so mean what Lola did to you, wasn’t it, dearie?

Sofia: So, you know what Lola did?

Lindsey: Of course I do. But let’s not get off-track here. You said Lola was willing to do anything to fix this, right? Even, say, I don’t know, giving up pageants forever?

[Lincoln, Lana, Sofia, Nolan, and Roxanne all gasp in horror.]