Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-26521507-20180125170055/@comment-26521507-20180129012125

Lincoln: Nolan’s right.

Haiku: I've never felt so much pain since I realized I could never date Dracula.

Lincoln: Lucy! Rejecting your own friend?! Now that's low even for you!

Lucy: Hey, you did the same thing to your friends too.

Lincoln: (gasps) You gotta stop! You're hurting your friends' feelings!

Lucy: Nothing hurts me more than losing this club.

Lincoln: (shocked) It's that TV show! It's changed you!

Lucy: Please, I'm fine.