User blog:007Jamesdean/Malevolence of Pandora's Box

It starts in the Living Room as we were watching TV. I am looking up new developments on the computer.

Me: It sure is quiet. Nothing is happening in the world. Wait a second. This is unusual.

Rachel: What is it?

Me: It's coming from the city of Endsville in western Michigan. It says here that the city is plagued with supernatural activity.

Lucy: Gasp! How can a city be flooded with that much supernatural activity?

Varie: I don't know. But that is really weird.

Me: We better check it out. Luan, Ben, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Lincoln you four come with me.

Lincoln: Okay.

We went to Endsville, Michigan.

We arrived in Endsville.

Me: So this is Endsville.

Ben: What a huge city.

Lincoln: For a city it sure is busy. But how can a city have so much Supernatural Activity?

Me: I don't know but this is so weird. Lets check out the local school.

Luan: Okay.

We went into the Elementary School and it was lunchtime. We saw the kids eating lunch outside on the football field and we went and sat with Billy, Mandy and the Grim Reaper and with them was a new student named Dora.

Me: Grim. Good to see you again.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) Ah J.D. Knudson. Good to see you too.

Me: You too Grim.

Mandy: I've heard about you and your friends J.D. We saw you guys all over the news.

Me: We have a huge and powerful reputation. And you are?

Mandy: My name is Mandy. And this dumb idiot is Billy.

Billy: Hi!

Ben: Pleasure to meet you. I'm Ben Tennyson.

Luan: I'm Luan Loud.

Lincoln: I'm her little brother Lincoln.

Eddy: I'm Eddy. Luan's my girlfriend.

Ed: Hello my name is Ed.

Edd: I'm Edd but with 2 D's.

Me: Who's your friend next to you?

Dora: Oh I'm Dora. Pleasure to meet you all.

Me: You too. But I can't help but wonder. You look familiar to me somehow. Like I've seen you before from somewhere.

Dora: I just have that kind of face.

Me: No it's not that. I've seen you in different places around the world with that box you have.

Mandy: You have been all over the world J.D. and because I have seen you with all those powers and godly gifts and what you are capable of I can tell that you will do anything to make sure that the world is safe.

Me: That's right Mandy. I can also sense that you're seeking world domination.

Mandy: That is right. But I won't seek world domination ever again with you around.

Me: Good. See that you don't. (Forms an energy ball on his finger) Or else.

Grim: Very intimidating J.D.

Me: So Dora back to what I was saying. Where did you get that box if I may ask?

Dora: Well it's a strange story.

Me: Maybe this will tell me something.

I look up the box in my legends book and when I found it I gasped in sheer horror.

Lincoln: What is it J.D.?

Luan: What's wrong?

Me: That box Dora has is really Pandora's Box!

We gasp.

Eddy: Pandora's Box?

Me: Yes. According to legend, Pandora's Box is the container that holds all the Universe's Evil. If it were to ever be opened it would unleash all of Hell onto the Earth.

Grim: I knew it. That box, the clues to what it is. That's Pandora!

Me: Pandora what are you doing here in Endsville?

Pandora: I am Pandora yes but there's a reason why I'm always asking for people to open my box. I'm not allowed to. My Curse forbids me.

Me: Curse? What curse?

Pandora: You see guys, eons ago in an ancient land there was a young girl who didn't have a care in the world. That girl was me. And the cruel gods abold had sinister plans in store for me.

Flashback shows Pandora hundreds of years ago relaxing and enjoying life to the fullest and enjoying everything around her. But the evil Greek Gods were watching her from above.

Zeus: Dude, check it out. Check it out. This'll be hilarious. Watch this.

Zeus fired a lightning bolt and a present appeared by Pandora and she went over and opened it and pulled out Pandora's Box. Her curiosity got the best of her and she opened it and it caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt in 79 A.D. Hades, Poseidon and Zeus were laughing at their prank they pulled. After that incident Pandora was exiled from the city and was forever ostracized.

Pandora: Ever since then, I've been forced to walk the Earth. Forbidden to open my box. Just wishing for the day that someone would open it so I could get my revenge on the people who made me an outcast from humanity and the Gods that cursed me.

Pandora is shown in her flashback walking the world over the centuries wearing different clothes from different places from over the eons.

Flashback ends.

Me: Pandora that's horrible. You were blamed because of something you had no control over. All because of those dumb gods that cursed you.

A flash of lightning came and it was Zeus. (Zeus from Disney's Hercules)

Me: Lord Zeus. Welcome.

Zeus: Thank you J.D. You're right. Those gods cursed Pandora with a fate worse than death. They were actually impostor versions of me, Poseidon and Hades.

Me: So that's it. I can't believe that they would curse Pandora like that. Her life has been through a major nightmare ever since all those years.

Zeus: That's right J.D. We at Mount Olympus already found them and destroyed them.

Lincoln: Well that's a relief Lord Zeus.

Luan: It sure is. They sure have been messing with Godly affairs. (Laughs to Rimshot) Get it?

Ebveryone but Mandy laughs.

Zeus: (Laughs) Godly affairs! That was a good one Luan.

Me: Luan always makes us laugh.

Lincoln: She can make anyone laugh.

Zeus: I know. Pandora I'm so sorry that you were cursed with this fate. It was not my doing. But unfortunately there's nothing I can do to remove it.

Pandora: I understand Lord Zeus. Thank you.

Me: We'll do everything we can to help her Lord Zeus.

Zeus: Thank you J.D.

He left.

Me: Pandora those god impostors got what was coming to them.

Pandora: Thanks J.D.

Me: And if anybody tries to hurt you we will kill them. People that hurt other people for something they had no control over need to die.

Pandora: Thanks J.D. (Voice Breaking) I owe you my life! (Crying)

Edd came and comforted her.

Mandy: Your reputation is everything we heard about J.D. I (Grunts) want to (Grunts) change my ways too.

Sperg: Atomic Wedgie!

Sperg gave Irwin an atomic wedgie and we saw it.

Me: That's one thing I will never accept. Guys. Lets make that kid pay.

Mandy: That's Sperg and he's the meanest bully in Endsville.

Me: Lets teach him a lesson he will never forget. Knudson-Loud Style.

Ben: It's hero time.

Mandy: And while we're at it we'll get our revenge on Mindy too.

Me: Mindy?

Mandy: She's right there.

Mindy is a girl with red hair and she has a major league superiority complex.

Mandy: She's on the cheerleader squad and calls everyone losers and drags everyone through the mud. She has a major superiority complex that makes her better than everyone.

Me: We can't have that. Lets get em guys.

Ben transformed into Stinkfly.

Me: That's a Lepidopterran from the planet Lepidopterra.

Stinkfly: That's right J.D.

Grim: Ew! What's that stench? It's even grosser then Billy!

Billy (offended): Hey!

Stinkfly: Sorry, Grim. I won't take long with punishing Mindy. I haven't transformed into one of my alien forms for a long time.

Mindy (scared): What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, you disgusting bug loser?

Stinkfly: What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna punish you... really, really bad. (sprays slime all over her)

Mindy: EW! THIS IS SO GROSS!!!!!

Luan had a nose plug on her nose.

Luan: (Nasally) This will be a snap for you. (Laughs)

Flashback

Me: Luan I know you promised to never use those deadly pranks again but you can always use them against your enemies. It's a loophole I found in your oath.

Luan: Never once thought of that.

Me: You can do it Luan.

Flashback Ends.

Luan threw a bear trap and it snapped on Mindy's leg and she screamed in pain.

Luan: This will give you a good burn. (Laughs)

Luan splashed acid in Mindy's face.

Luan and Eddy gave Mindy the worst wedgie ever to Mindy. She was in a lot of pain.

Eddy: That's for the pain you caused to this school you loser!

Luan: I think I have something else to add to her.

Luan pulled out a branding iron in the shape of the letter "L" and she used her light powers to make it glow red hot.

Luan: This will make you burn! (Laughs)

Luan put a brand on Mindy and Mindy she screamed in excruciating pain and she had the letter "L" burned on her forehead forever.

Luan: That's your mark of eternal damnation and you are also forever cursed.

Mindy: Wha... What curse?

Luan: The Curse of Eternal Loserdom. I would call this a fate worse than death. No offense Grim.

Grim: None taken Luan. But it is fitting for her mon.

Luan: Thanks. Mindy is now a loser with a terrible curse: Eternal Life as the worlds most hated pariah. That L is your mark of the curse.

Mindy: You will pay for this you loser!

A girl came and kicked Mindy in the stomach.

Girl: (Laughs) Loser! What a pheeb!

Luan: Enjoy it you loser.

A garbage can fell on Mindy and she was covered in garbage that smelled really horrible.

Me: Good work Luan.

Luan: Thanks J.D. You were awesome too Eddy.

Eddy: Aw. Thanks my angel of comedy.

Luan: Shall we help Ed take care of Sperg?

Eddy: Nah. I think Ed's got this one down.

Ed was beating up Sperg really good and he had him scared.

Sperg (scared): Please! Have mercy!

Ed (cracks knuckles): Sorry. All out of mercy!

Eddy: Let Edzilla loose on Sperg, Lumpy!

Ed (smirks): Trust me. By the time I'm done with Sperg, he's gonna wish I went Edzilla on him! (gives Sperg an atomic wedgie)

Sperg screamed in excruciating agony as he was given a major league atomic wedgie. The wedgie was so strong that it went into his body and fused with his pelvis. Resulting in a permanent wedgie of incredible pain.

Grim laughed malevolently.

Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at Sperg and he electrocuted him bad.

Lincoln: Bullies like you deserve to be damned.

Me: Well said buddy.

Ms. Butterbean came outside and saw what happened to Mindy and Sperg.

Ms. Butterbean: What on Earth is going on here?!

Eddy (Smug): Just a little of three Rs. Reading, writing, and wrecking these jerks' butts!

Me: Well said Eddy. But Writing and Wrecking are not part of that. They have "W's" at the start of the words.

Eddy: Oh. My bad.

Me: It happens. But these two sure got what's coming to them.

Billy: And they'll get more of it.

Billy, Irwin and Pud'n beat Sperg to a pulp and put him in even more pain than ever.

Irwin: That's for all the pain and torture that you put us through Sperg!

Pud'n: Yeah! What he said!

Ms. Butterbean: Well they deserve it nonetheless and I don't care.

Me: Our work here is finished.

Mandy: Yep. You guys are everything we heard about. We would like to help you on your adventures as friends.

Edd (to Mandy): Why exactly should we treat you as a friend, Mandy? Numbuh One said that you've done many evil acts, including an attempt to takeover the KND.

Mandy: Oh please. I'm not like the other villains you guys killed in the past. I know that if I tried a world domination attempt from this point forward, you wouldn't rest until I'm a smoldering pile of ash. (smiles) Besides, I really enjoyed how you humiliated Mindy and Sperg.

Me: Well since you put it that way. Welcome aboard Mandy, Billy, Irwin, Pud'n, Pandora and Grim.

Grim: Thank you J.D.

Me: So how does it feel torturing Mr. Burns after everything he's done to you Grim?

Grim: It is awesome J.D. Mr. Burns has been a huge thorn in my job for years and now that he's where he belongs he will never be a menace to the world again.

Me: I agree Grim. He made rich people everywhere look really bad.

Edd: Yep.

Later Endsville was moved to Royal York and it's now another suberb of it.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I've watched The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy years ago and it was really funny, silly and supernaturally fun. Grey Griffin, Richard Horvitz and Greg Eagles did a really great job in that show from June 13th, 2003 to October 12th, 2008. NicoChan11 gave me the lines for most of the chapter. Thanks for that man. I've always hated the Boogey Man. He was the worst bully ever in Grim's past and I hate Sperg and Mindy. Billy has to be the dumbest person in the entirety of the human race with an IQ of -30. What an idiot. Mandy is a heartless demon child that wants world domination. But now that we've helped her we consider her a friend. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy belongs to Maxwell Atoms & Cartoon Network.