User blog:This Spy/The Wacky House - Black Hare

Author's Note: The following is sequel to White Hare episode.

(Before we start the story, we, once again, get addressed by the British himself.)

James: What's up, guys? James here. Now, what you're about to read is me and Normand basically entering the exact animal world that Lincoln had a dream about a while ago, and because it's an animal world, me and Normand will be furries ourselves. I'll be a brown wolf under name of Jeffrey, while my partner, Normand, will be a black panther, under the name of Nicolas. Don't worry, we'll keep wearing our traditional colorful clothes; my red suit with black shoes, and Normand will keep having his green t-shirt, brown pants and yellow sports shoes, and you will see us as humans again at the end of this episode, so no worries about that. With that out of the way, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

(The forest, day. It's a quiet place, everything's calm and good...until two guys fall out of a tree, and impact on the ground. Jeffrey and Nicolas turn out to be the ones.)

Jeffrey: Dammit, that hurts! ...You okay, Nicolas?

Nicolas: Yeah, I'm fine.

Jeffrey: Come on, let's go.

(They stand up, and go around the forest. The two keeps going, until they see a house nearby, which turns out to be the Warren's, Lincoln's furry counterpart, one. They enter it from the kitchen.)

Jeffrey: Wonder how's Warren doin'.

Nicolas: Yeah, me too.

Jeffrey: (notices something in the living room) What's going on over there?

(They enter the living room to see Warren's 25 sisters confronting their only brother over his possible new crush.)

Warren: (pushes his sisters back) Guys, I don't need your help!

(Warren gets a text from Bridget saying "YES YOU DO!")

Warren: No I don't, Bridget!

Beatrice: Yes you do, by my calculations, the chances of you successfully courting said new girl without our help are an abysmal 25 to 1.

Warren: Yeah, I'm quite used to those odds.

Brooke: (in a state of panic) But what if your plan doesn't work?! What if you ruined your chance to make a good first impression?! What if you grow old and alone?! What if I grow old and alone?! What if the world ends tomorrow?! What if...

(Gets interrupted by Warren.)

Warren: Guys, I'm running out of time! Now if you excuse me, I'm leaving.

Bippa: Oh yeah, mate? And just 'ow do you plan on gettin' past the 25 of us?

Warren: Well I plan to-

(And just in time, Jeffrey and Nicolas come to Warren's defense, and glare at his sisters.)

Jeffrey: Leave him alone! That's enough!

Nicolas: If he says he can do it by himself, why the hell do you bimbos keep pestering him?!

Betty: Jeff?

Beatrice: Nick?

Bernadette: What brings you two here?

Jeffrey: What brings us here is you morons keep pushing him around! If Warren can do it by himself, let him be, dammit!

Nicolas: Exactly. Besides, he's confident in himself, he can make it.

Warren: You heard them, ladies.

Betty: But we just want to help!

Jeffrey: NO! End of discussion! He's doing it by himself, and that's frigging final!

Nicolas: Unless you girls are being retarded on purpose?

Sisters: Aww...

(They all hung their heads in shame, knowing that there's no way to beat the 2 adults who are way smarter than all of them, in every way. They disperse and leave the living room.)

Warren: Thanks, you two. I really don't know what would I do if you two hadn't interfered.

Jeffrey: Anything for you, dude.

Nicolas: So there's this new girl you'll be seeing?

Warren: Yeah, and I intend to impress her.

Jeffrey: OK. We'll accompany you, just in case.

Warren: Sure thing, guys.

Nicolas: Alright, come on, then.

(The three leave the house, go into the forest, walk around for a bit, until they encounter female brown rabbit that's been hopping around. Warren, knowing that he got his 2 adult friends on his back, calmly walks to her.)

Warren: Hey there, the name's Warren. What's yours?

Rebecca: Rebecca. Nice to meet you, Warren.

Warren: Likewise. Say - you really got cute nose there, sweetie.

Rebecca: Oh, thanks...

Warren: My goodness - such shape you've got! I'm totally impressed.

Rebecca: Oh, Warren, you're so nice...

Warren: Yep.

Jeffrey: Wanna go and have some fun with us?

Rebecca: Yeah, I could use some company.

Nicolas: Alright, come on.

(Then the European furries are looking at Warren's house and give an evil chuckle to his sisters, who are looking at the party with disappointment through a window.)

Jeffrey: (whispering) Suckers.

Warren: So, what it'll be first?

Rebecca: Why don't we go to beach so we can refresh ourselves in this hot weather?

Warren: Sure thing. You guys coming?

Jeffrey: Yeppers.

Nicolas: Uh-huh.

Warren: Cool. Let's go, you guys.

(The gang leaves Warren's area, wander through the forest, and they finally reach the beach. Warren and Rebecca change into their swimming suits. How and where they got those, it's up to you.)

Warren: You guys joining us?

Jeffrey: No thanks, we're fine.

Nicolas: Yeah.

Warren: Alright. (to Rebecca) Ready for some fun?

Rebecca: You bet I am. Come on, Warren.

Sometime later...

(The two have enough and change back into their regular clothes, and meet the European two.)

Warren: Alright guys, we're done here. Anything to spend the day?

Jeffrey: Yeah, we have an idea. Why don't we go to arcade and spend hours on gaming?

Warren: Cool! I'm in! What about you, Rebecca?

Rebecca: Well, I don't tend to play video games that often...but at least something to get my mind off things.

Nicolas: Alright. Let's go, folks.

(They proceed to the arcade, but suddenly, another rabbit bumps into the party.)

Big Kid: (to Rebecca) Hey, are those creeps bothering you?

Nicolas: (pissed at hearing this) Who are you calling creep, asshole?!

Big Kid: Whoa! Language there, mister!

Nicolas: F[BEEP] off! I am an adult, and I can swear however the hell I want, you son of a b[BEEP]!

Warren: You heard him, boy. Now you might want to leave, unless you want to taste his rage on yourself. And trust me - they're 50 times stronger than everyone else in this whole zone.

(Big Kid nervously gulps, reluctantly agrees and runs off as fast as he can. Rebecca is a little shocked by this, but impressed.)

Rebecca: (to Nicolas) Wow. Even though I'm a bit shocked, I'm surprised that you can stand up like a true gentleman.

Nicolas: Yep, that's what most adults do, anyway.

Warren: Uh-huh.

Jeffrey: There's that.

Rebecca: OK then, come on, you guys.

(The gang walks into the distance together, then suddenly, it all fades to white......and we cut to James and Normand back in their human forms and their own world as well, sitting in their VR machines, in their mansion, which reveals the entire animal affair a computer simulation that the European two were having. They come out of the machines, and conclude the experience they just had.)

James: So this is what Lincoln dreamt about a while ago...

Normand: Yeah. Have to admit, was really weird for me.

James: Yeah, likewise.

Normand: Wanna go and see him for now, Jimmy?

James: I would like that. Come on, dude.

(And with that, they leave the VR room and their mansion afterwards.)

BONUS SCENE

(We see an alien wearing red clothes from Flash animated movie called "Engineered", similar to James. He keeps going around...until he hears a gun cock going off, turns around, and sees that it's James, who's holding him on gunpoint with his AK-47, and looks pretty furious at the alien.)

James: Thought I wouldn't find out what you did to your wife?! All she wanted was just a baby, and you kept refusing because of some f[BEEP]ing genes/looks?! I'm sorry, but we at European Commonwealth do NOT approve things like that. And in our case, whoever treats his own wife like s[BEEP] and commits such heinous crime, WILL be executed, no questions asked.

(And it was at this moment that the alien husband knew...he f[BEEP]ed up. With that, James executes him by shooting.)

THE END