User blog:THELOUDHOUSEFANATIC/Fanfiction - Brother Or No Brother...

My 6th fanfiction. Credit to Harburton81 for the title. Work in progress.

-In a family as big as mine, you can't go a single day without anyone being mad at each other.-Lincoln told the audience.-In fact, it's average to have about six of us mad at each other a day!

-Lincoln honey!-Mrs.Loud called for him.-We got you into summer camp, the bus will be here for you tomorrow morning!

-Really!-Lincoln said happily.-I'm going to Camp Insert Camp Title Here for the whole week?!

-Yes you are son.-Mr.Loud answered.-Tell the girls your mother and I left for a business trip, and we'll be back in a week.

-Ok dad!-Lincoln replied.

Lincoln walks into Lori and Leni's room to see Lori on the phone and Leni using her sewing machine designing a dress.

-Hey guys, mom and dad just left for the week.-Lincoln told the girls.

-Yeah Yeah, that's great.-Lori told him.-What, of course I'm listening Bobby, repeat what you just said, um...um...

Lincoln hears Bobby hang up on Lori.

-YOU GIANT TWERP!-Lori screamed.-YOU COULDN'T HAVE WAITED ANOTHER HOUR FOR ME AND BOBBY TO FINISH TALKING!

Lincoln backs away from Lori and backs into Leni's sewing machine moving the machine and ruining the dress Leni was sewing.

-Lincoln!-Leni complained angrily.-I have been working on that dress for forever, and you just ruined it!

-But I didn't...-Lincoln said before they interrupted him

-Just get out of here you big screw-up!-Lori and Leni tell him furiously.

Lincoln leaves and enters Lynn and Lucy's room.

-Hey, mom and dad are gone for the week and wanted me to tell you that they'd be gone.-Lincoln said to them.

-That's cool.-Lynn replied.-Wanna play a quick game of football in the front yard?

Lynn throws a football to Lincoln, and Lincoln catches it.

-No thanks, it's kinda windy outside.-Lincoln replied throwing the football back to her.

The football misses Lynn, hits something sharp, and pops.

-You could have just said you didn't want to play!-Lynn said getting red with fury.-You didn't have to pop my lucky football!

-Hey Lincoln.-Lucy said unaware about anything that recently happened.-Want to read my new poem, it's called, bees?

-Sure.-Lincoln said.

Lincoln takes the book from Lucy, and walks around while reading in his head. He suddenly trips, and accidentally throws Lucy's book out the window, the wind then blows the book away.

-5 years of my poetry, I wrote my soul into that book.-Lucy lamented.

-I'm so sorry, I didn't...-Lincoln is once again interrupted by the furious girls, both with bright red faces.

-Lincoln, get out of here!-Lynn and Lucy said in a fit of rage.

Lincoln leaves the room and finishes what he was saying.

-...Mean to.-Lincoln finished.

Lincoln now afraid to tell any of his other sisters cautiously walks into Lola and Lana's room.

-Hey Lincoln.-Lana said.-What's going on?

-Yeah, you look like your day has been terrible.-Lola finished.

-Never mind that.-Lincoln told them.-All you need to know is mom and dad are gone for the week.

Lincoln starts to leave the room when he stands on a ball and rolls into Lana's lizard habit, setting them free.

-Lincoln!-The twins angrily complained.

-Do you know how long it took me to catch all those lizards?!-Lana yelled.-I'll never find all of them!

-And I thought having in a habitat for them was bad!-Lola griped.-Now we share our room with a bunch of stupid lizards!

-But guys I slipped on a ball, I never would've done that on...-Lincoln is interrupted again by the twins.

-You're only taking up space in here!-The twins said in unison.-Just leave before you do anymore damage!

Lincoln leaves the room upset.

-Purpose.-Lincoln finished.

Luan approaches him.

-Hey Linc!-Luan said.

-Hey Luan.-Lincoln said.-Mom and dad are gone for the week.

-Cool!-Luan replied.-High 5!

Lincoln misses Luan's hand and accidentally rips off her squirt flower, breaking it.

-Luan, I'm sorry!-Lincoln said upset.

-Lincoln!-Luan yelled.-I have had this squirt flower for as long as I can remember!

-But I said I was...-Lincoln gets interrupted.

-I don't want to hear it!-Luan yelled.

Luan storms out of the hall.

-...Sorry.-Lincoln finished.

Lincoln still has 3 sisters to tell, so he went to Lisa's room.

-Hey Lis!-Lincoln said barely sticking his head through the door.-Mom and dad left for the week!

A loud explosion goes off causing Lily to wake up and cry, while Lisa gives Lincoln a mad look.

-You ruined my experiment!-Lisa said.-The slightest noise would make it blow, and you were that sight noise!

-WAAAAAHHH!-Lily wailed.

-How was I supposed to...-Lincoln gets interrupted again.

-Get out of here you foolish human!-Lisa commanded.

Lisa slams the door shut on Lincoln.

-...know that.-Lincoln finished.

Lincoln only had to tell Luna, and he was actually looking forward to it, because she was the least likely to get mad at him.

-Hey Luna.-Lincoln said.-How's it going.

-Luan already told me about mom and dad being gone.-Luna replied instantly.

-Can we talk?-Lincoln asked.-I've had a terrible day.

-Sure!-Luna answered.-But I'll also be listening to the radio if you don't mind.

-I don't mind at all!-Lincoln replied happily.-I just need someone to talk to.

-So why has your day been awful?-Luna asked.

-Every time I tried to talk to our sisters,I messed up something and they got mad.-Lincoln answered.

Luna realizes they're not listening to rock and roll.

-Why's the country station on?-Luna asked.

-I put it on.-Lincoln answered.-There was some boring guy just speaking on the rock station.

-That boring guy has the power to send me on a tour with Mick Swagger!-Luna said.

Luna changes it back to the correct station.

-That's correct!-The "boring guy" said.-Congratulations caller, you will be on going on Mick Swagger's DayDream tour, spending the whole year with Mick Swagger!

The sisters are unable to hear what's going on in there when Lincoln runs out looking terrified.

-I wish you didn't exist!-Luna screamed.-Then I would have gotten the best years of my life!

The other sisters, still miffed about earlier, chime in with agreement. Lincoln goes to bed and begins dreaming.

TO BE CONTINUED.