Thread:FirstDrellSpectre/@comment-31669726-20170518081207

FirstDrellSpectre   what did you think of these sences from no such luck

Lincoln: "My plan is simple: I watch the game in disguise, and when the Squirrels win, everyone will see I'm not bad luck." FIVE MINUTES LATER Baseball Announcer: "Talk about bad luck. Everything is going wrong with the Squirrels today. What do you think, Pep?" Pep: [downright bored] "I think I've wasted my life." Baseball Announcer: "Just look at our poor squirrels!" ''[Margo takes a swing and flings herself into the umpire and the bat hits her helmet. Two more squirrels collide into each other and miss the catch. One Squirrel tosses the bat right at Lincoln by accident. Lynn pitches and the opposing batter hits the ball right back her, knocking her socks, shoes, and hat off and making her spin in mid-air before landing on the ground]'' Baseball Announcer: "Yowza." [shows the score: Hazeltuck Lions: 3, Royal Woods Squirrels: nothing] "Two outs in the bottom of the ninth, and the bases are loaded. Lynn Loud steps up to the plate, but with the luck she's been having today, the Squirrels are looking a whole lot like roadkill." Luna: "Way harsh, dude!" Baseball Announcer: "I think you're rubbing off on me, Pep." Pep: [dully] "Oh, I have that effect on people." Baseball Announcer: "The windup, the pitch." [Lynn swings and misses] Umpire: "Strike one!" Lincoln: [scared] "Lynn's right. I  am  bad luck." [Lynn swings and misses again] Umpire: "Strike two!" Lincoln: "Maybe I can move into Lisa's fallout shelter. Lead walls will keep my bad luck from affecting anyone." Baseball Announcer: "And the pitch!" [The sound of the ball getting hit by the bat is heard and the rest of Lynn's team runs the remaining bases] Baseball Announcer: "It's going...it's going...IT'S GONE!!! LYNN LOUD HITS A GRAND SLAM!!! SQUIRRELS WIN! SQUIRRELS WIN!" [The family and Bobby cheer for Lynn as she makes her run around the field]Baseball Announcer: [clinging to Pep] "SQUIRRELS WIN! SQUIRRELS WIN!" [knocks Pep down] [Lynn finishes her run and gets picked up by her family in celebration of her victory]Family: "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ROCKED IT, LYNN-SANITY!" [Lincoln in disguise joins them]Lola: [to the mascot] "Um, do you mind, fur ball? This is a family moment." Lincoln: "Guys, it's me!" [takes the mask off] "I was here the whole time! This proves it. I'm not bad luck." Lynn: 'Oh my gosh, you're right. Wow, Lincoln, I'm really sorry." [The rest of the family apologizes] Rita: "Sorry we sold all your furniture." Lincoln: [shocked] "Wait. What?"

[The beach] Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Well, my family doesn't think I'm bad luck anymore. In fact, now they think I'm good luck." Lola: "Hey, Lincoln!" [shouting] "Put the head back on before we get stung by a jellyfish!" [The rest of the family is enjoying their time with beach activities] Lincoln: "But unfortunately, only when I'm in the squirrel suit." [puts the head back on] [An iris comes on Lincoln's exasperated face, pauses for a moment, and closes completely]  