User blog:IronRaphRa/My Eighth Fanfic: Abbott and Costello

(Scene starts with Lynn Sr. and Rita sitting on the couch watching TV.)

TV: Join us again for another episode of man bites dog.

(Lynn slides down the banister and leaps in front of them.)

Lynn: Perfect landing. Hey, would it be okay if I invite my hockey team over? I want us to talk game strategy in person.

Rita: What about your chat room?

Lynn: You never know who might be monitoring it.

Rita: Sure sweetie.

Lynn Sr.: I don’t see why not.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn hugs her mother and then her father.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Thanks guys, you’re the best.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Rita: Well, I’m going to go work in the garden, call me if you need me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Rita leaves the room.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: So, I hear you got a good team this year.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn pumps her arms while she talks.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Oh yeah, I’m an excellent shot and with Nobody in goal, we’ll be taking home the championship this year.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Wait, nobody’s you goalie!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Yes.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Then who guards the net?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Nobody.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Then you don’t have a goalie?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: We do have a goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr: But you said nobody’s your goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: That’s right.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Huh?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Nobody’s the goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: So, who stops the puck from entering the net?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: No, Who plays left wing, Nobody’s the goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: I’m not talking about the left wing, I’m talking about the goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: And I keep telling you that Nobody plays goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn Sr. eyes start spinning.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: I think I need to lie down now.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(He rushes to his room. Lynn just shrugs and heads for the kitchen. She opens the fridge and looks around, only to be disappointed.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Dang it, out of sodas!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Scene shifts to Rita working in the garden, Lynn walks out of the house and grabs her bike.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Mom, I’m going to get some more sodas. If my team comes, let them in and tell them to make themselves at home while I’m out.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Rita: Okay Lynn.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn hops on her bike and pedals away. Time passes, and four girls approach the Loud House. Rita quickly notices them.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Rita: Hi, you must be Lynn’s hockey team.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 1: Yes.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 2: I hope Lynn doesn’t mind, but our goalie’s running a little late.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Rita: Well, Lynn’s gone to get some sodas, but she said she’ll be back soon and to make yourselves at home.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girls: Got it!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(The girls enter the house and turn on the TV.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 4: I’m going to get a snack.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(The girl walks into the kitchen as Leni is getting some juice.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni: Hi, you must be on Lynn’s hockey team.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 3: Yes, I play defence.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni: I’m Leni, Lynn’s sister. Could you tell me your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 3: I-Don’t-Know.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni: That’s no big deal, I used to have trouble remembering my name when I was your age.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: What are you talking about?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni: You said you couldn’t remember your name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: No, I told you my name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni: Then what is your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: No, she plays right wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni: Who plays right wing?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: No, she plays left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni: Who does?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: Yes.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Leni: I’m totes confused.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: I thought I explained it well.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(I-Don’t-Know grabs some chips and walks out of the kitchen while Leni just stands around looking confused. Scene shifts to upstairs as the second girl walks out of the bathroom just as Lori exits her room.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Hi, you must be one of Lynn’s teammates.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 2: Yes, I play right wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: I’m Lori, what is your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: That’s it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: What’s it?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: My name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: What is your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: Yes, that’s it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lori starts to look a little irritated before calming down)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: I think I might have misunderstood you; can you please tell me your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: What.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: What is my name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: That’s what I’m literally asking you!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: But I told you my name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: What is it?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: And that’s right.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: What is right?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: Yes.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lori takes some time to calm down.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Okay, I am literally going to ask you this one more time; what is your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: And you keep saying it.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: What?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: My name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: You haven’t told me your name!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: What is my name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lori’s face turns red as she storms down the stairs while What watches and shrugs. Scene shifts to the garage where Luna is practicing her guitar. The first girl walks by to listen to Luna’s practice.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: Hi, my name is Luna, Lynn mentioned that her hockey team’s coming over.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 1: I’m the left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: So, you wanna tell me your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Who.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: You, I’m asking for your name brah.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Who.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: What is your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: No, What is the name of one of my teammates.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: How should I know? Can you just tell me your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Who.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: Dude, stop referencing the band and tell me your name!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Who.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: What is your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: No, she plays right wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: Who does?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: No, I play left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: I know that! I just want to know your name!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Who.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: Dude, you’re driving me insane in the membrane!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Luna storms off as Who watches her. Scene shifts to the third girl who’s sitting on the couch. Lincoln enters.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: Hi, you must be one Lynn’s friends.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 4: Yes, I play defence on her hockey team.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: Would you mind if a play a game?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 4: No problem, nothing’s on TV anyway.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lincoln takes out a game and the girl eyes light up as she sees it.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 4: Is that Space Raiders V?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: Yes, with all of the DLC.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 4: I love that game!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: It is multiplayer, so you can play with me if you wan to.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 4: Thanks.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: By the way, I’m Lincoln, could you tell me your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Girl 4: Why.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln (confused.): Because I just wanted to know?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: Why.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: Well, I told you my name, so I figured it would be polite to tell me your name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: Yes, that is polite.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: So, what is your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: No, What is the name of the right wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: I don’t know!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: She plays defence with me.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: Who does?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: No, she plays left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: Who?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: Yes.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lincoln’s face turns red and steam comes out of his turkey tail.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lincoln: On second thought, I think I’ll go read a comic book.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lincoln walks up the stairs just as What comes down.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: That was weird.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: I know, I was just talking to one of Lynn’s sisters and she got mad at me for no reason.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(I-Don’t-Know enters.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: Well, she did say her family was a little weird.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Who enters.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: So, did you meet the musician?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Yes, she seemed rather quick tempered.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: I know, her brother was like that too.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn Sr. enters and counts the girls.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Lynn Jr.’s right, the team doesn’t have a goalie!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: We do have a goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: She’s just running a little late.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: But Lynn said Nobody’s the goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: That’s right.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: Nobody’s the goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: So, does anyone stop the puck from going in the net?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Nobody does.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: So, you don’t have a goalie.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: We do.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Who is your goalie?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: No, I play left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about your goalie. What is her name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">What: No, I play right wing, What is my name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr. (getting annoyed.): I don’t know!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: Here!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn Sr. takes a deep breath.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Okay (points to Why.) what is your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: No, What is her name.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: I want you to tell me your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: Why.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Can you just tell me your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Why: Why.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr. (points to I-Don’t-Know.): Can you tell me your name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: I-Don’t-Know.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Then tell me her name? (points to Who.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">I-Don’t-Know: Who.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn Sr. screams in frustration and runs back into his room. Scene shifts to outside the house. Lynn returns with a case of soda when Luna approaches her.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: Dude, I need you to tell me the name of your left wing?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Who.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: Your left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Who is my left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: Woah man, we’re going ‘round in circles, tell me will this déjà vu never end!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lori enters.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Lynn, I need you to literally tell me the name of your right wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: What.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Who is your right wing?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: No, she’s my left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Who is?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Yes.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: So, who is your left wing?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: I keep telling you guys that.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: What is her name?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: No, What is the name of my right wing?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna (getting annoyed.): I don’t know!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: That’s one of my defence girls.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: Who’s one of your defence girls?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: No, Who plays left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: I don’t know!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: She plays defence.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: What is the name of your defence girl?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: I keep telling you she’s my right wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Let’s change the subject, maybe you could tell us the name of your other defence girl.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: Why.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Is it so wrong to ask?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: No, it isn’t.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Then who plays defence?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: No, Who plays left wing.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: Don’t start that again!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Nobody enters.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Nobody: Hi Lynn, sorry I’m late.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: It’s no problem, I just got back from Flip’s myself. I think the others are waiting for us.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn, Nobody, Lori, and Luna enter the house and see Luan chatting with the other girls.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Hey, you made it!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luan: You must be Nobody.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">(Lynn Sr. rushes in.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr.: Wait! Her name is Nobody?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn: That’s what I told you.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luna: So, your teammates are named Who, What, I-Don’t-Know, Why, and Nobody?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Who: Yes, we all told you that.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn Sr. (to Luan.): And you figured it out?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Luan: A good comedian knows when she’s in the middle of a joke.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lori: (sighs.) At this point, I literally don’t care anymore.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA" lang="EN-CA">Lynn and the hockey team: Oh, she’s the coach.