User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Suite and Sour

The Loud parents said, "Our budget's so small it ain't funny,

But finally we've saved up a big jug of money.

We'll leave the kids at Aunt Ruth's as we go to a resort."

Listening in on them, "That's terrible!" the kids thought.

They put on a play (an idea Lincoln had),

To try to convince him that Aunt Ruth's was bad.

They even added in that Luna might die,

As a result of eating some expired pie.

They said, "We'll be good," so they brought them along.

The kids thought they'd be no trouble, but they were wrong:

Lynn and Lana broke the elevators during a race,

So Lori, with a look of annoyance on her face,

Had to take Lily up the stairs instead.

"I believe the resort might be haunted," Linc said.

Lucy joined in and they searched for the ghost,

So that they'd see something cool and have reason to boast.

They bumped into Fritz and they knocked off his tag.

Then Leni put it on because fashion's her bag,

And she thought it was a pin 'cause she's lacking upstairs.

She helped out the guests 'cause, despite that, she cares.

Lola booked herself a massage, and her plushies too.

Luan was telling jokes (her favourite thing to do),

To Fritz who was repairing the elevators.

He didn't find them funny, but wasn't one of her haters.

Lisa thought going for a swim would be cool,

But before doing that she wanted to disinfect the pool.

Someone bumped into her and knocked it all out,

And into the pool, which made Lisa shout:

"It's dangerous now!" and run clean away.

Lori was having an unfortunate day.

She found herself on the roof and then Lucy and Lincoln,

Were in the basement and they began thinkin'.

"The ghosts only come out when it's dark, and I don't know,

Which switch is for the basement. Let's give them all a go."

So they turned off the power, then the TV went down,

For Lori (who didn't mean to be acting the clown),

Broke the antenna, so Lynn Sr. cried.

But Rita, who always was there by his side,

Said, "At least the kids haven't given us grief,"

To try and give her hubs a sense of relief.

However, just then, Leni reported the trouble.

Angry, they called their kids in on the double.

"You're grounded for the weekend!" said the Loud mom and dad,

Which made all the kids feel terribly bad.

Lori went to the balcony to get a call from Bobby.

Leni had to go back to work in the lobby.

Lynn took a shower but then it broke.

Lana fixed it, but as though God was playing a joke,

The toilet now sprayed water, then Lori got locked out.

Linc and Lucy thought it was ghosts when they heard Lori shout.

They pulled out the air con and it fell on a van.

Lori thought, "Next door's open. I'll see if I can,

Go in from there." and then three men came in,

And said, "Fritz says it's ours!" and they made a big din.

Luna, Luan, and Lola rammed them out through the door,

With the couch, then Lisa spilled her disinfectant once more.

It burnt a hole through the floor, which Lori fell down.

Lynn and Lana said, "We can't fix the john!" with a frown.

They got washed out of the bathroom and also fell through.

Leni said, "I've heard too many complaints. Shoo!".

Rita and Lynn Sr. felt terribly sad.

The kids said, "Let's make it up to Mom and Dad."

They made a makeshift spa in the Loud living room,

And went to Aunt Ruth's despite their earlier doom and gloom.

Rita and Lynn Sr. were touched at the sight,

But what really got them kicked out was them skinny dipping at night.