User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: In Tents Debate

The kids were together. Luan told a joke,

But it didn't amuse a single other folk.

Linc said, "We have all planned to camp in the wood,"

But all of his sisters said, "That is no good!".

"And I find it scary," said their white-haired brother,

"So why go to that place? Let's go to another!

How 'bout Aloha Beach or Dairyland?"

And most of the sisters said, "Yes! That sounds grand!".

Lori said, "You'll never convince Mom and Dad,"

But the parents said yes, which made everyone glad,

Until Lori said, "Which place of those two are we going?".

They voted and got a tie, so there was no way of knowing.

Lola, Lily, Lori, Leni and Lucy as well,

Thought that the beach was a fun place to dwell,

But Lana, Lynn, Lisa, Luna and Luan,

Thought going to Dairyland was the best plan.

Lincoln went into his room for a think.

Lola attempted to butter up Linc,

By giving him a shortcake, and then in came Lynn,

To give him a massage so that maybe she'd win.

Lori, Leni, Lucy, and Lola ran Lincoln a bath.

He said, "Wait, are you trying to steer me down your path?"

The other five sisters cleaned up Lincoln's room.

"You're trying to butter me up, I presume?".

The girls said, "No way, you have made a wrong guess,"

All except Lisa, who bluntly said, "Yes."

The girls in favor of the beach dressed for a luau.

Lori did his homework, then, dressed as a cow,

One of his sisters said, "Go to Dairyland."

The beach sisters brought decorations and sand,

To make Lincoln's room look a lot like the shore.

The rest gave him a ride, and what was more,

All of the sisters said, "We'll do what you like.

Anything to make you chose where we will hike."

He had fun with his sisters all treating him like royalty,

But he still didn't want to lose five of their loyalty.

He said, "Can you give me a day to decide?"

"Well, OK, I guess," they begrudgingly replied.

Meanwhile, the girls not in favor of Dairyland,

Had something a little bit devious planned:

Make Dairyland seem bad by having him stand in line,

Then close down the toilet. Linc said, "That's fine,

I'll just pee in the shower," but Lynn made it cold.

"That's ocean temperature," young Lisa told.

They put sand in his pants, then the rest made him spew,

By throwing him about. The beach girls gave him new,

Things for the beach, but then Lisa played a trick,

Of swapping sun cream for sodium hychorolide. Quick,

As a wink Lincoln tried to get rid of his burn,

But Lucy dressed as a mad cow gave Lincoln a turn.

The sisters all argued about who was more bad.

Lincoln came down and his sisters got mad.

They said, "It's your indesicion that's to blame!

That is what made us all play this sick game!"

Lincoln said, "This is it! Let's go camping after all."

The sisters had fun and it ended their brawl.

Linc waiting on them like they'd done before,

But he was still glad they weren't mad anymore.