User blog:Ice Bear Phantom/Potty Mouth Aftermath: "Don't Say 'Dannit'"

'''I decided to write one of the most common fiction forms on this wiki, which is the episode aftermaths. For this, I chose episode 74, "Potty Mouth". '''

'''IMPORTANT: To respect wiki guidelines and because of my own personal hesitance to type these words, I will not be using the real bad words. I'll be using the simple "Dang it!" or, in Lily's situations, "Dannit".'''

01:50, August 26, 2017 (UTC)

Lynn Sr. was in a cold sweat as he paced around the living room in his best tie, which he firmly believed was one of a British guard rather than plain ones that were considered formal. He had never stressed out when his first ten kids had started their kindergarten educations. However, Lily starting school at Doctor Shuttleworth's prestigious daycare academy was giving him chills.

His wife, Rita, came walking down the stairs, baby Lily against her chest. The young infant, who was the stem of Lynn's concerns, was dressed for the academy in a violet shirt, blue capri pants, and teensy play sneakers. Her wisp of pale blond hair was combed, though the difference was unnoticeable.

"What's wrong, honey? It's okay. Lily got dressed without putting up a fight and she's excited about daycare. There's nothing to worry about-"

Her husband cut her off. "There's a PERFECT amount of things to worry about! Right after our interview with Doctor Whats-her-face, Lily let a swear slip! What if she shares it with the daycare? She'll get kicked out for sure and our seventeen-year dreams of getting into this daycare will be crushed. I don't think you want to have a twelfth kid just to have another shot!"

"L-Lynn, I know that Lily is a fast learner due to the kids, but they've been working with her. They've most likely trained her out of it. Now, could you grab the diaper box?" Rita pointed to a colorful cardboard box of soft baby diapers.

01:50, August 26, 2017 (UTC)

The car trip to the academy was no better. Lily came close to hearing the word several times during the drive.

Before even leaving the driveway, a rock song appropriate for older audiences came on the radio; something Luna might have listened to. "''And it hurts inside the whole dang time!" ''The artist sang at a loud volume.

Lynn Sr. bolted upright. "L-Lily, he said 'dance time!' Yeah, 'dance time'." His voice was panicked as he turned the car radio's knob to change to the children's station.

In the bustling city, the van got sandwiched between several cars in a massive traffic jam. Lynn Sr. slammed on Vanzilla's horn as he yelled: "Dang it!". He clamped his hands over his mouth. He hoped that the horn was loud enough to not re-expose Lily to the word.

After exiting the van at the daycare, a car drove through a puddle in the parking lot, soaking Rita's new sweater and skirt. She covered her mouth before she could pass the second letter, smudging her lipstick on her hands.

01:50, August 26, 2017 (UTC)

Lily's first day of daycare was going as planned. The girl was starting to learn to cooperate with children her age, but not enough.

Lily had chosen to play with a set of blocks and was currently building a big tower of the colorful cubes. She would reach behind her and grab a building block and add it to the pyramid. As she reached for the last block she needed, the tip of the pyramid tower, Lily could not find any more blocks. Did she run out? She thought she had one more. She turned around to see the reason behind her missing building cube. A little boy with a black wisp of hair had taken the block.

He was building a little rocket at a table. The boy had triangle blocks too! He was lucky to have different shapes, but he had also stolen Lily's block and this she could not forgive.

She grasped the block the boy had taken, trying to take it back. "Block!" She yelled for the item.

"No!" The boy pulled back. The children tugged and tugged for the block with intermittent cries of "Block!" and "No!". Eventually, Lily, unfortunately, lost the duel. She tumbled backward, right into her pyramid. The blocks rained downward, ruining Lily's creation. As the boy continued making the rocket ship, Lily got mad. She slammed her hands on the ground and yelled...

"DANNIT!"

The infants let out gasps. A portrait of a giraffe fell from the wall. The disturbance alerted Doctor Shuttleworth, who approached Lily immediately.

"Lily, dear. I told you it's doughnut." The doctor tried to comfort the Loud child.

"No! No doughnut!" Lily protested. "Dannit! Dannit! Dannit!" She slammed her fists on the floor continuously.

"Miss Lily, I think I need to talk to your parents."

01:50, August 26, 2017 (UTC)

Rita and Lynn Sr. came home a sweaty mess. Lily had finally gone to sleep after her angry tantrum.

Lily's siblings, who were already home, looked concerned.

"Mom, Dad. What's wrong?" Lincoln asked.

"L-Lily was suspended from daycare for a week." Rita sighed.

"You can get suspended from DAYCARE?!" Lola seemed surprised.

Lynn Sr. nodded. "Yes, because of the word YOU GUYS taught her." He started to let his rage loose.

"Dad, calm down! I'm sure we can try to work the word out of her! We have a week to work with and we're sure we can mold her to better. I guess a good step would be to stop telling my beaver joke." Luan told her parents with a serious demeanor, rather than telling a joke.

The other nine sisters nodded. They were ready to give Lily a cleaner vocabulary.

01:50, August 26, 2017 (UTC)

That night, the siblings were watching Operation Dessert Storm on TV. Lily was sitting in the middle of the sofa.

When the title card appeared, Lisa was the first to notice something in the corner. It was a black box reading "TV 14 DL".

"14 DL!" She alerted her siblings."Dialogue and Language!"

"Oh! Great call, Lisa!" Lynn grabbed the remote and pressed a red button, saving a recording of the episode onto the DVR. "We'd best watch it when Lily's not around." Her sisters and brother nodded in agreement.

Lynn changed to the Louds' recording menu and selected an age-appropriate episode of their beloved cooking show.

"Great idea, Lynn." Lucy spoke in her usual dry voice. "I'd best put some episodes of Melancolia on the DVR. They can get gruesome sometimes."

The Loud siblings watched Dessert Storm, though only TV-Y7 entries, as the beginning of their new swear-free lifestyle.