User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Ties That Bind

Luna was jamming and Lucy was reading.

Lana was bouncing and Lola was speeding.

Lisa was inventing something that was smoking.

Lily was painting and Luan was joking.

Lori and Leni were arguing about,

Leni wearing Lori's shirt (which often made Lori shout).

Lynn, doing parkour, jumped off the door,

And Lincoln fell right down on the bathroom floor.

Then Lincoln heard Rita say, "Eleven's too many.

They're so loud and obnoxious. I wish we didn't have any!".

Lincoln thought, "Is she talking about me and the crowd?

We are kind of goofy and we're definitely loud."

Then Rita implied that she would throw them out,

But she and Lynn Sr. were talking about,

Lynn Sr.'s ties that Rita thought were bad taste.

She certainly didn't think her kids were a waste.

The girls said, "That's dumb. Why would Mom want us away?",

So Lincoln showed them the mess they'd made that day.

They said, "Sure we're messy, but it's an unlikely story.",

So Lincoln went into the bathroom with Lori.

Rita said, "I didn't even like the one we had first,"

Which made Lori Loud fear the absolute worst.

She said, "I stand corrected! It's true!" and freaked out.

Which made little Lola get angry and shout.

Linc said, "Being loud and rude is why Mom wants us away.

Let's be quieter and politer," and the girls said, "OK."

Lynn fixed the vase and Lisa made flowers,

With a formula that had botanical powers.

Luan went next-level on her plan to be quiet,

And dressed up as a mime, which was quite a riot.

The two older sisters tried to be polite,

By returning the clothes and avoiding a fight.

Luan used a mime act to cheer up Miss Lily.

Leni thought Luan was really trapped, which was quite silly.

The twins practiced manners at the bathroom door,

And let Lincoln in where he eavesdropped some more.

He summoned his sisters who heard Rita say,

"We won't get rid of all of them." The girls said, "Hooray!".

As Lincoln peed, he heard Rita say, "You,

Can keep one of them, that's the best thing to do."

Lincoln made Lynn Sr. pancakes which looked quite delicious,

But the sight of the pancakes made Lola suspicious.

He spilled the beans about what Rita said,

And the girls said, "Really?! What went on in your head?!".

Lynn Sr. said, "I might keep the musical one.",

But Rita said, "I hate that one. It is no fun."

This, understandably, made Luna sad,

And Lucy got shocked when she heard her old dad,

Say the dark one was one of the ones to be tossed.

Then Lynn Jr. and Lana thought they would be lost,

When Rita said that "the one with the hockey sticks",

And "the filthy one" were not her best picks.

Then Rita said she was never amused by "the funny one",

And Luan was too sad to even make a pun.

Lynn Sr. said, "The pink one is kind of bad,"

Which made Lola Loud rather mad at her dad.

Rita said, "So's the littlest one, and this other one's dumb.

They're very tacky. Out they must come."

Lily cried, not wanting to be thrown out by her mummy,

While Leni said, "I wonder which one's the dummy."

He said, "Throwing out the gifted one makes me feel bad,"

Which made Lisa, since she was gifted, feel glad,

But Rita said, "Ah, who is going to know?",

Which made Lisa worry that she was the one to go.

The sisters said, "I guess from what our folks are saying,

It seems that our brother is the one who is staying."

Lincoln thought, "Huh, I'd be an only child,"

And then he let his imagination run wild.

He imagined the photo being replaced by one,

Of him by himself, and then going to have fun,

Because his parents, in this daydream, had gone on and made,

The girls' rooms into a theatre, a go-kart track, and an arcade.

But then Lincoln heard his dad say, "I can't choose!",

And his mom say, "OK, well just pick one to lose."

Lynn Sr. said, "I'll toss the one with the white hare,"

And that gave Lincoln a really big scare.

He said, "Girls, don't bother to pack. You can stay.

It turns out that I'm the one being thrown away."

He gave Lily Bun-Bun and the comics to Luan,

But Lori said, "I'll stop them. I know that I can!".

The girls barged in saying, "There's nothing wrong,

With his white hair so do not say, 'so long'!".

Lynn Sr. said, "Oh, you kids all like my tie?",

And the kids said, "You're talking about ties." He said, "Why?".

"We thought you were going to kick us all out!",

Said Lola, but Rita said, without any doubt,

That all of her kids were the best children yet,

And they didn't have standards that needed to be met,

So the Loud kids went back to their chaotic fun,

But Lincoln heard his father mention a bun...