User blog:Marv argon/The Mafia Loud: Death Hook Strikes Back

The Malcatraz's maximun security jail is suffering a revolt. Some prisoners began a brawl, so the guards of the enclosure try to take the situation under control. Inside the control room of the jail, the cop captain make a call to all the guards.

Captain (talking through the loud speakers): We are having a revolt in the dinning room. We need all the guards possibles in the are right now!

The brawl continues, as the guards try exhaustively to stop the thugs.

Guard #1 (coming to the control room): Sir, the inmates deny to surrender. What do we do?

Captain: Use brute strengh and heavy weapons against them.

Guard #1: Yes sir!

The guard is about to leave the room, but when he opnes the door, a strange man grabs him and slashes his throat with what appears to be a hook. The man takes the guard's gun and approaches to the captain. Is revealed in that moment that the strange man is nothing more and nothing less than Chandler, a.k.a. Death Hook, using a standard prisoner's uniform.

Death Hook (smiling wickedly): Permission to enter, sir?

The captain gets scared after looking the crimminal in the room. He tries to take out his gun, but Chandler shoots him before. Although the first shot kills the captain, Chandler gives him two more shots. Meanwhile, the guards from the brawl are outnumbered by the prisoners. After defeat them they steal the officer´s weapons and attempt to escape, but are detained by Chandler, who shoots in the air with a rifle.

Death Hook (talking to the prisoners from a balcony): Criminals, listen to me! This our chance to go out of this awful place. But first I wanna offer you a deal: Who wants to join me, Death Hook, one of the most terrible crime lords of this area, during this leakage?

Thug #1: I´m not going to follow the rules of a stupid moron like you!

Other men support the thug and begin to swear. The other inmates join the protest. But then Chandler shoots to the thug and three more men with rifle, killing them at the process. Frightened, the other prisoners start to allude Chandler.

Inmates (cheering): Death Hook! Death Hook!

Death Hook: Time to break out!

Suddenly, more guards enter the room, armed with rifles, tonfas and shields.

Guard #2 (using a speaker): Everybody, surrender or we´ll use force!

Death Hook: NEVER!

He then shoots to an officer. Immediately, the inmates counteract. The guards confront the thugs and throw smoke grenades. The prisoners keep fighting. In the middle of the shootings and the smoke, Chandler and a group of inmates who join him run away and approaches to the main entrance of the enclosure, which is guarded by some officers.

Officer #1: Hey you! Stop!

Death Hook (grabs one of the inmates from behind): Excuse me.

Inmate: What are you doing?!

Death Hook: Time to help me!

The guards shoot to them. Chandler uses the inmate as a human shield, and shoots to the guards as the same time with a pistol. He hits the guards and throws away the inmate who was killed by the shots. The other prisoners follow him to the jail´s outskirts, where they steal a police boat, after Chandler murders some cops with his hook, and move away from the island. Some guards try to shoot them, but fail. A siren sounds around all the jail, indicating that the prisoners have absconded. Inside the building, the guards defeat the rest of the uncontrolled inmates and send them again to their respective cells. The sergeant Lopez in charge of the situation send for a reunion to talk about the rampage.

Guard #2: Sargeant, according to our dates, six inmates runned away inside one of our boats, including the crimminal no. 211 named Chandler Genovese, a.k.a. Death Hook.

Sargeant Lopez: This is really bad. Inform to our authorities and to the police of Royal Woods. Death Hook has escaped.

All the police from the city are informed about the break out and prerape to find the crimminals and take them down. Meanwhile, the crooks come to the coast of the Royal Woods beach and abandon the boat. Chandler guide them to his secret lair, where his other men are hidden. The minions receive their boss with respect.

Crook #1: Hey boss! Nice to see you again!

Death Hook (groans): Forget it! Bring me a cold cup of cognac, now! (hits the table where he is).

The men brings to him the drink. Chandler takes it.

Death Hook: Alright! Now is time to begin my plan...

Crook #2: Which plan, boss?

Death Hook: My plan... to get revenge from the man who locked me up for two months in that jail! (takes out a picture of Lincoln and sticks it on a wall).

Crook #2: Ohh! You mean that detective. And what are we are gonna do?

Death Hook: You will know it right now. Is time to pay your debts, Mr. Loud... (slashes Lincoln´s picture withhis hook)

After this Chandler tells his plan to his henchmen.

TWO DAYS LATER...

To be continued...

Cultural References

 * The Malcatraz jail is a pun and a parody of the Alcatraz island.
 * Addicionally, the brawl inside the jail and the escape of Death hook is a reference to the famous June 1962 Alcatraz escape.
 * Chandler´s last name "Genovese" is a reference to the famous mafia boss Vito Genovese, who was the leader of the Genovese crime family.
 * Chandler´s prsion code "211" is a reference to the Spanish film Cell 211.