Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170506015410/@comment-30953185-20170506214039

(Yay!)

[Nighttime] Lynn Sr.: "Dinner's ready! Come and get it!" ''[The sisters quickly rush out of their rooms, and excitedly head downstairs. As they head down the stairs, the frame suddenly freezes. Lincoln appears]''

Lincoln:  [to the viewers] "Yeah, so this never happens. Dad cooks all our dinners, and he's not a bad cook, but his repertoire is kind of limited." ''[Lincoln enters his room and pulls down a calendar. As he lists off the dishes mentioned, said dish appears on the calendar and head to their respective date]'' "You've got Salisbury Steak Sundays, Meatball Mondays, Turkey Loaf Tuesdays, Wienerschnitzel Wednesdays, Goulash Thursdays, Fish Fry Fridays, and Succotash Saturdays." [the seven mentioned dishes then cover every week on the calendar] "Then it all repeats, week, after week, after week. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go choke down some..."

(just then, you and I come in

Me: Hey, Lincoln. Ready to chow down?