User blog:FirstDrellSpectre/Fanfiction - Second Loud Brother

My 16th fanfiction. Work in Progress

I give credit to DPSII  for the idea and help with the scenario.

It was a typical Saturday morning, the Loud siblings were causing lot of noise by  doing what they enjoy doing the most. All except for Lincoln and Lucy who were sitting in their rooms and reading comic book and poetry dairy respectively.

Lynn Sr. came to them to calm them down by whistle and it was successful.

- Listen up, kids! Your mom needs silence for now. - Lynn Sr. said

- What this time? - Lori asked

- First bring Lincoln and Lucy, you all need to hear it. - Lynn Sr. replied

- Lincoln, get dressed and come. - Leni said entering Lincoln's room

- Fine. - said Lincoln getting dressed

- Lucy, please leave this book and come. - Lynn said entering her room

- Sigh. Again an interesting poetry has been interupted by an unwanted surprise. - Lucy said sadly

- Now that you're all gathered I have important news to announce. - Lynn Sr. said

- Yeah? - All siblings said with sarcastic tone

- Your mom will give life to your another sibling. - Lynn Sr. replied

- Wha..? - Al siblings were stunned and dropped their jaws

- I hope this time I'll finally have a brother. - Lincoln commented excited

- You say this every time mom expects another child. - Luna commented annoyed - Haven't we spoken about it?

- Luna, I do remember. - Lincoln replied - I wish that's a boy but I'll love our newest sibling regardless of gender.

- I hope you'll keep your word. - Luna said smiled and patting Lincoln's head

- Gender doesn't matter I will have a new playing partner. - Lynn commented excited

- If you give our new sibling a rough time like me you won't play long with him or her. - Lincoln said

- Meh, you just don't know how to play. - Lynn replied annoyed - I always have fun with you and you always complain.

- You still have me. - Lana said - You're more playful than him. But I hope it's our new brother because then he'll accept my hobby.

- At least I'm not alone with my hopes. - Lincoln commented

- Another filthy sibling like Lana or Lincoln is the last thing I wish to have. - Lola commented disgusted

- Hey! - Lincoln and Lana yelled in unison

- I will love our newest family member as much as I love all of you. - Leni commented smiling - We'll be Loud 11.

- Leni, we already are 11. - Lucy commented - With the newest family member we'll be 12.

- Did you count starting from zero? - Lisa asked

- Yes. - Leni answered and all made a facepalm

- We start counting from one not zero. - Lisa explained

- Then why people say "Start from zero"? - Leni asked confused

- "It's a metaphore". - Lucy explained

- People say it but never do this. - Lincoln explained

- Matadors are hypocrites then. - Leni commented

- I will have another young viewer to amuse.- Luan commented

- Dang it! Another annoying sibling to look after. - Lori complained - I will have to skip a year at Detroit University because for Leni and Luna mom can't count.

- Your new sister or brother will come to the world between in July or August. So be patient. - Lynn Sr. said

- Yeah! - All siblings screamed out of joy

- And the most important! - Lynn Sr. interrupted - Now what your mom needs right now is peace and relative silence otherwise the birth may go wrong. I know it's out of your usual behaviour but play quiet.

- Quiet? - Luna asked annoyed - That's the last thing that can be associated with my passion.

- How can I tell my jokes without saying anything? - Luan asked

- Highly unlikey. -  Lisa commented  -  My experiments often explode due to chemical reactions of synthesis, decomposition and replacements of both kinds. Chances for keeping them silent are close to zero.

- The most silent sport I know is yoga. - Lynn commented - Due to lack of move I don't consider it as a sport.

- How do you deal with your noisy habits is up to you. - Lynn Sr. said - Now if you excuse me, I have to focus my attention on your mom.

Lincoln grabed Lily to his room. He closed his door,  put Lily on his bed  and turned on his tape recorder.

- I am the most quiet of us along with you. - Lincoln said to Lily - You don't have to be worried about making any noise.

- Huh? - Lily made a confused face

- You wonder what's with this tape recorder? - Lincoln asked rethorically - I want to record your very first words and keep them.

- Oh. - Lily babbled

- I can't believe mom and dad will have another baby. - Lincoln commented - This will make you an older sister. I don't know if you're lucky or not. Lori thinks I annoy her and the twins always cause me troubles. Being an older sibling is both joyful and troublesome.

- Oh. - Lily babbled

- If you could talk I wish you could promise me one thing. - Lincoln said -  Do not give your younger brother or sister a rough time like Lynn does to me. You may see this as I have fun with her but only she has fun when I suffer. I promised myself to not be like this for my younger sisters. I don't want to be a bully brother and neither I want any of you to be.

- Ow-kay, Win-Cown. - Lily said

- Did you just say "Okay, Lincoln"?! - Lincoln asked surprised

- Yah, Win-Cown. - Lily replied

- Yeah! You just said my name! - Lincoln said overjoyed and embraced Lily and turned with her

- Diz-zy. - Lily commented

- Twerp, we were supposed to be quiet! - Lori yelled, opening door to Lincoln's room in company of the other sisters

- Sorry, but I couldn't hold my joy. Just listen to this recording. - Lincoln said and let his sisters listen to recorded dialogue with Lily much to their joy and surprise

- Lily can speak! - Lori said - When did you plan to tell us about it?!

- It just happened right now. I was gonna to summon you but you came to me instead. - Lincoln explained

- Replay this again, please. - Leni asked

- Who cares about the recording, if we can speak with Lily? - Lola asked rethorically

- I actually care about the recording. - Lincoln replied - I just made this memory ethernal.

- Lily, say my name. - Lynn asked

- Win. - Lily said

- Her name is Lynn not Win - Leni said

- We'll teach her proper speach. - Lori explained - Lily, say "Lori"

- Wa-lly, - Lily said

- Who is Wally? - Leni asked confused - It's Lori. Try my name

- Weni. - Lily said

The siblings kept playing with Lily and each of them wanted her to say their names. They brought her to parents to show them she can speak. The parents were overjoyed but Rita felt tired and went sleep. Lincoln approached Lily to their mom's belly.

- Say "hello" to your younger sibling. - Lincoln said

- Wha? - Lily asked confused

- Mom's belly. - Lincoln explained - Touch it and say "Hello".

- He-wo-ow. - Lily said to her unborn sibling, touching Rita's belly

- You grow fast. - Lincoln said - You will welcome our new family member. We will teach you how to do this.

- I wuv you aw. - Lily said

- Aww. - Lincoln and sisters said

- That's unexpected. - Lynn Sr, commented - Shame I didn't record it.

- Actually I recorded it on tape. - Lincoln said giving his dad the tape

- You're wonderful, son. - Lynn Sr. said patting Lincoln's head - If it's your brother, I want him to be as wonderful as you.

- Toadie. - Lola commented annoyed

- What? Don't blame me for being smart enough to plan recording things that happen only once. - Lincoln replied annoyed

Months passed, all Loud siblings passed to next grade. Lincoln gradueted to middle school, Luan to high school and Lori to Detroid University but how they celebrated it is another story. In middle of summer the 12th Loud sibling was about to be born. At hospital the siblings were waiting and their patience was reaching its limits. Lincoln preyed for brother this time when the girls expected another sister. Rita's nurse summoned her family to her room. She was holding her newborn baby, it was a brown-haired tiny boy. The girls were surprised but Lincoln was overjoyed.

- Children, this is your new brother. - Rita said - Because his zodiac is Leo we call him Leonard.

- I waited 12 years for a brother and now I have him. - Lincoln commented, crying out of joy

- Meh, Lincoln preyed too often. - Lola complained - I don't want him to mess like Lana.

- At least I don't have to share with you. - Lana commented - He'll have fun with me.

- Don't worry, Leo will share room with me. - Lincoln said - Mom, can I hold him?

- Don't be selfish. - Lori commented - Let the newborn be with his mom.

- I have same  feeling like during your birth bro. - Luna commented, crying - And he has same hair colour as mine.

- I got used to be called bro, how will you call Leo? - Lincoln asked

- You're still my bro, Lincoln. - Luna replied patting Lincoln's back- Leo is my baby bro.

- I hope he;s more playful than you. - Lynn commented - I will make him a sportperson I tried to make you until you refused.

- You were rough for me. - Lincoln explained - If you weren't maybe I would like to be more like you.

- Bla, bla, bla. - Lynn said rudely - You just lack passion and ambition.

- Leo is so tiny and so adorable. - Leni commented - Lincoln, you looked just like him when you were born. Don't worry I still love you.

- It happens from billions of years but for scientists birth of life is still a miracle. - Lisa commented - Probability of the baby to be a boy was 50/50.

- Look, Lily. - Luan took Lily to Leo - This is your younger brother.

- Wow. - Lily said surprised

To Be Continued