Suite and Sour

"" is the fifty-eighth episode of The Loud House.

Plot
When the Loud parents win a trip to a resort, they decide to take the children with them, because the children have promised to behave.

Synopsis
Mom and Dad are packing up, because they're going to be spending the weekend alone at a spa resort, which is something they haven't done since 1998. Unbeknownst to them, the kids are listening to them from the bathroom air vent. The kids are upset about this, because they have to spend their time at Aunt Ruth's. Lincoln says he has an idea that will convince them to take them. The kids construct a play where they explain the living conditions of Aunt Ruth's and explain that they can behave. When they finish their play, Mom can easily tell that this is a ploy so they can come along. However, when the kids promise that they will behave, they reluctantly let them come.

At the Royal Woods Spa, the Loud family arrives, and after bringing in their luggage, Dad tells the kids not to cause too much trouble. However, their antics are just the beginning. Lynn and Lana decide to have an elevator race, but due to mashing all the buttons, both elevators they're using malfunction. Lori, needing to get back to the bedroom to get her phone, is unable to use the elevators (due to Lynn and Lana's interference), forcing her to use the stairs. Lincoln believes that the resort is haunted by ghosts, encouraging Lucy to join him on the hunt. As they run, they bump into a employee named Fritz, causing his nametag to fall off. As Lincoln, Lucy, and Fritz part ways, Leni walks by and finds Fritz's nametag, mistaking it for a pin. Almost immediately, Leni is mistaken as Fritz and begins to assist the guests. Mom and Dad arrive to the spa, but an employee reminds them a private party has booked the entire massaging facility (which turns out to be Lola and some of her stuffed animals). Luan is seen telling elevator related jokes to Fritz, while he pays little heed. Lisa is about to take a dip in the pool, but first decides to use a chemical to disinfect the pool. As she pours the chemical into the pool, someone bumps into her, causing her to spill all of it into the pool, resulting in the water being highly corrosive. Realizing her mistake, she flees the scene. Lori, completely exhausted after climbing so many steps, arrives to what she believes is their floor. However, when she opens the door, she's on the rooftop. What's worse, the door behind her automatically locks, trapping her on the roof. In the basement, Lincoln and Lucy believe that they're close, and suggest that they turn the lights off. However, they don't know which one is the lights, so they tamper with all of them, shutting down the power to almost all the rooms. Lori breaks off a TV antenna to ram down the door, and succeeds. As Mom and Dad relish the fact that the kids haven't caused any trouble, they get a call from the lobby, where Leni (still thinking she's Fritz) reminds them that their kids are causing trouble. With the beans spilled, an angry Mom and Dad tell the kids that they're grounded, and are ordered to stay in the bedroom for the rest of the weekend.

As the kids begin to feel guilty at what they put themselves through, Lori gets a call from Bobby, Lynn decides to hit the showers, and Leni is forced to get back to work. As Lynn struggles on how to activate the showers due to its many knobs, she accidentally causes numerous showerheads to spray her with water. Needing help, Lana steps in and fixes the shower, only for the situation to be diverted to the toilet. As Lori chats with Bobby on the balcony, Bobby hangs up, and when she is about to head back into the room, she is once again locked out. As Lori pounds on the door, Lincoln and Lucy mistake the sounds for the ghost they were looking for, and assume it's trapped in the room's air conditioner, and when they attempt to pull it out, it falls out of the building and onto a delivery van. Lori discovers that the balcony next door has its window open, and decides to use that as a mean of getting back in. A knock at the door is heard, Lola answers it, and three guys appear, saying that the room they're in was reserved for them. When Lola tries to deny this, the three guys force themselves in and begin to make a lot of noise (with Leni calling them and telling them to keep it down). As Luna, Luan, and Lola ram the three guys out with the couch, Lisa begins to pour a disinfectant onto the rug to get rid of any rubbish the guys left behind, when suddenly, a bird flies into Lisa, causing her to spill her chemical, which burns a giant hole onto the floor. As Lori comes back to chastise the others for locking her out, she falls into the hole. Lynn and Lana, who were unable to fix the toilet, get washed out and also fall into the hole. As Mom and Dad arrive to see what the fuss is about, Leni, hearing too many complaints about them, tells the family that they have to leave.

The next day, Mom and Dad begin to mope that their one chance of relaxation is gone in an instant. The kids, feeling responsible for this, realize that they have to make it up to them, causing Lincoln to have another idea. Sometime later, the kids have modified the entire living room to look like a spa. The kids tell Mom and Dad that they did this because they deserve some relaxation, and what's even better is that they're going to be spending time at Aunt Ruth's, so it feels like they're not here.

As the kids head off to Aunt Ruth's, Mom reveals that the kids' antics are actually not the reason why they were kicked out. In a flashback, it turns out the real reason why they were kicked out was because they were skinny dipping in the pool. When Mom suggests that they tell the truth to the kids, Dad rejects the idea, saying they'll tell them when they're older. With the kids gone, Mom and Dad begin to enjoy their own private spa.

Cast

 * Collin Dean as Lincoln
 * Catherine Taber as Lori / Woman
 * Liliana Mumy as Leni
 * Nika Futterman as Luna
 * Cristina Pucelli as Luan
 * Jessica DiCicco as Lynn / Lucy
 * Grey Griffin as Lola / Lana / Lily
 * Lara Jill Miller as Lisa / Staffer
 * Brian Stepanek as Lynn Sr. / Man
 * Jill Talley as Rita
 * James Arnold Taylor as Fritz / Kyle Marshall
 * Ian James Corlett as Jeffrey / Miguel Puga

​Trivia

 * This is the first segment aired where Rita and Lynn Sr.'s faces are visible the whole time.
 * This is the first episode aired in 2017.
 * This segment's writers, Sammie Crowley and Whitney Wetta, appear as an employee, and a hotel guest, respectively.
 * Two of the three guys who crashed the Loud's bedroom were the Loud House storyboard artists, Kyle Marshall and Miguel Puga.
 * Luna and Lily were the only Loud kids who behaved well.
 * Innuendo: The Louds were actually kicked out of the resort, due to Rita and Lynn Sr. skinny dipping in the pool. However, it is implied that they did much more than skinny dip.
 * It shows once again that the Loud kids can hear their parents talking through the bathroom air vent, just like in "Ties That Bind".
 * Aunt Ruth is mentioned in this segment, and Lincoln dresses as her, but she doesn't appear physically.
 * Lisa breaks the fourth wall by looking at the audience as her siblings attempt to unload the luggage out of Vanzilla.S2E4A We promise.png
 * Luna, Luan, Lucy, Lola, and Lisa are the only ones who don't wear costumes during their play for their parents.
 * However, Luan narrates, and the others still act in the play.
 * The Loud House Theater Production of "Weekend at Aunt Ruth's"...
 * Starring (in order of appearance):
 * Luan - Announcer
 * Leni - Cat
 * Lana - Cat
 * Lily - Kitty Cat
 * Luna - Herself
 * Lincoln - Aunt Ruth
 * Lucy - Undertaker
 * "Weekend at a Luxury Spa Hotel"
 * Starring (in order of appearance):
 * Lola - Herself
 * Lisa - Herself
 * Lynn, Jr. - Lynn, Sr.
 * Lori - Rita
 * This is the sixth time overall that Lincoln does not speak to us.

Errors

 * The plot announced by Zap2it, claimed that the Loud Parents won a trip to the resort, but in the actual segment they save money to pay for the trip.
 * When the camera footage of Rita and Lynn Sr. going into the pool skinny dipping is shown, Rita's eye shadow is purple instead of blue.

Running Gags

 * Lincoln and Lucy searching for the ghost.
 * The Loud kids unintentionally causing trouble.
 * Rita and Lynn Sr. trying to get some relaxation.
 * Leni being mistaken for an employee named Fritz.