User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Tripped!

The family was counting the money they'd made,

Through things such as work and selling lemonade.

They had enough money to go on vacation,

And so were the happiest fam in the nation.

They had to get to the hotel by eight,

So they packed and drove off so as not to be late.

A farmer drove past them and Lynn said, "Give chase!",

And so Lynn Sr. made it into a race.

They drove into a ditch, but Lana fixed the van.

It got really hot and the kids said, "Dad, can,

We pull down a window? The AC is broke!".

He said, "Sorry, no, kids, you can't, that's no joke!".

When Lori farted, they pulled them down anyway.

They crashed into porta-potties and I'm sorry to say,

That Vanzilla's door came off. "I can't fix that," Lana said,

So they had to use Lucy's coffin instead.

They ate Leni's sandwiches, but it made them sick.

Leni had made them weeks ago, but it wasn't a trick:

She was simply too dumb to know what to do,

So her spoiled egg sandwiches made them all spew.

However, they soon all felt right as rain,

And the farmer had a flat tire. They thought, "That's a pain!

We'd better help him!", so help him they did,

From Rita and Lynn Sr. to each little kid.

Unfortunately, Vanzilla rolled down the hill.

(Lynn Sr. had pressed a brake so it didn't stay still).

They couldn't afford bus fare, so they raised some dough,

By singing a song about their road trip woe.

Luna lagged behind. "Come on!," the rest said,

And all the Louds boarded a prison bus instead.

They all came out but the prisoner came free,

(Leni thought his handcuffs were bracelets, you see?)

They tried to hitchike but no one had space.

They thought, "Will we always be stuck at this place?".

Lana went off to poop and she found an old plane.

Finally, a discovery that wasn't a pain.

They fixed it and jumped in and spotted their van.

It was being taken away but they said, "We can,

Get it!" and they flew down but its roof blew away.

The prisoner stole the plane- it was his lucky day.

They arrived at the hotel but they were all late.

Lynn Sr's watch had stopped at one minute to eight.

However, the farmer gave them the top floor,

And the family didn't have bad luck anymore.

The prisoner flew off in the airplane but then,

It ran out of gas and he landed in the pen.