Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-26521507-20160809030525/@comment-6062841-20160810135914

Lola: I dreamt of being an unmarried queen, sole ruler to an entire country, and having underage prisoners do all of my bidding such as getting me endless cups of lemonade made fresh from prisoners in my castle's "lemonade-making room" as a young, muscular, and professionally trained Arnold Schwarzeneggar gave me a back massage on my throne. I woke up when Mommy Dearest woke me up with "Lola, Lola, LOLA!" which I originally mistook for a huge audience applauding me at a Broadway stage for my pure perfection. So basically, the usual.