Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-35110919-20180725233141/@comment-30953185-20180810221438

(From A Fair to Remember)

(Lincoln and Bobby head out. Lori sits down on the couch and sighs just then I appear)

Me: Hi, Lori!

Lori: (screams in surprise) Nolan! Don’t scare me like that.

Me: Sorry. So, whatcha doing?

Lori: Well, I WAS supposed to be hanging out with Bobby today, but he wanted to do something I didn’t, so I told him he could take Lincoln and now I have nothing to do.

Me: Well, you certainly came to the right guy. I’LL hang out with you.

Lori: (sighs) And that’s why you’re literally my best friend Nolan. Ooh, how do you feel about romantic comedies?

Me: Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…