User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Garage Banned

Lori woke up to find Lana in her bed.

Lola had messy hair. "Can you fix it?" she said,

Then Bobby phoned up and Leni wondered if,

Her dress and makeup clashed. Lucy and Lynn had a tiff,

Because Lynn had broken Edwin's fangs. A snide remark from Lynn,

Prompted Lisa to bring an MRI scanner in.

Luan cracked a joke and then Lori said, "Shoo!",

Later, she told her sibs, "Here's what I'll do:

I'll move to the garage out in the yard.

I'm nearly an adult and life won't be that hard,

For you, 'cause you can visit wherever you please."

Making a toilet and sink, for Lana, was a breeze.

Lori moved in and she said, "Now I'm free!".

She painted her nails and watched the TV.

She read magazines and then danced all about,

But when she saw it wasn't bedtime, she had her first doubt.

She tried talking to Bobby, but he was occupied.

She tried doing yoga, but emphasis on "tried".

She tried talking to Mr. Grouse, but he was too busy,

And let's be honest- he's not that sociable, is he?

Lisa said, "I'll fix your hair," but it fell out instead.

Lola got mad. "Can I keep it?" Lisa said.

Lori hit the sack at eleven at night,

But the shadows of the trees gave her a fright.

When a squirrel made the door open, she cowered on a chair.

Meanwhile, young Lana had had a nightmare.

She tried telling Leni, but she got scared too.

"I wish Lori was here; she's much braver than you!".

Lori told Bobby, "Help! Living here's bad!

I want to move back from the bad time I've had!

But if I change my mind then my siblings would tease,

So do you have any tips for this scenario please?".

Bobby said, "I'm busy; there might be a mouse,"

So Lori had a plan for going back to the house:

She set some mice free and faked being afraid,

But Lisa got them all with a trap she had made.

She broke her own toilet but Lana fixed it quick,

So Lori Loud once again thought up a trick:

She wrote on her mirror and said, "It's a ghost!",

But Lucy did a seance, which is what she likes most,

And said that there was one but it was leaving anyway,

Because Lori had farted the previous day.

Then she said, "Mr. Grouse, will you make a big crash?

I'll give you lasagna and pay you the cash."

The neighbour agreed. Luan got on Luna's case,

For using her fog machine on her dummy's face.

Whenever Linc showed signs of taking a side,

They got initimdating. "I wish Lori was here!", he cried.

Lori stalled by telling her siblings goodnight,

Then when Mr. Grouse crashed she pretended to get a fright,

But Mr. Grouse accidentally broke his own garage instead.

"What's going on here?" her siblings all said.

Lori decided to just spill the beans.

Her siblings were happy and said, "That just means,

You're coming back!" and they all hugged each other,

And the very next day when her sisters and brother,

Came to her for advice she didn't think it was bad.

In fact, Lori Loud was actually glad.