Thread:Peachy4872/@comment-39062437-20190819190438/@comment-39062437-20190824230213

Lincoln: Oh, no! Now Lola lost her pageant!

(They leave the pageant studio)

Lincoln: What is happening today? First, Lynn lost her softball game. Now Lola lost her pageant. What if it is bad luck?

Lisa: (scoffs) Pshaw. There's no such thing as bad luck. There's only science. All else is hooey.

Lori: Lisa literally has a point. You've gotta come to my tournament, Lincoln. This family supports each other.

Lincoln: Maybe you're right, guys. I'm being silly. Let me get those for you, Lori.

(He takes Lori's golf clubs, but ends up stepping on his shoelace and starts to trip)

Lincoln: Whoa whoa whoa!

(He trips, falls to the ground, and accidentally bent one of Lori's clubs)

Lincoln: Whoops!

Lori: (gasps) My sand wedge!