User blog:Reciter5613/Two boys and a baby Alt Ending

This is what would happen near the end if there was not someone with chicken pox at the park.

We start where Lincoln and Clyde came back from the park with Lily. They placed her in her carrier and laid on the couch exhausted.

Lincoln: Phew. What a day! That did not go as I expected. But you know what? I still win, 'cause I got out of going to Aunt Ruth's. Strategy!

Clyde: Dude...

Lincoln looked at Clyde who was glaring at him.

Lincoln: (Groan) Who am I kidding? This was no better at all. I mean it may have been less disgusting but...I don't know. I guess we just bit off more then we can chew.

Clyde: Who knew taking care of a baby was so much work?

Rita: I would know more then anyone.

They look to see Rita who just opened the door. Everyone else was walking in exhausted except for Lana who was eating the moldy pudding. Rita then sat down on the recliner near them.

Rita: Believe me since I've raised eleven kids already and may have more. Raising children is hard work and can really tear you apart if your not ready. But it is rewarding at the end.

She smiles when she sees Lily sleeping in the carrier. Lincoln and Clyde looked and smiled seeing how adorable she looked.

Lincoln and Clyde: Awwww!

Rita: That's right. Also imagine how she will be when she grows up. One of the thrills is not knowing how they will turn out. That's why you need to be sure you raised them right. I feel me and your father did I good job and we still remember how it was with you and the others when they were babies.

Lincoln: I get you, mom. At least next time we will know what to expect.

Clyde: I will still help you since the right thing to do. Also if it gets Lori's attention.

Lori: (off-screen) I'm literally too tired to deal with you right now.

Clyde: And I'm too tired to pass out from your voice and that doesn't even make any sense. I'm going home.

Clyde then leaves the house.

Rita: Lincoln, are you still able to take Lily up to her room?

Lincoln: I think so if that's the last thing I need to do.

Lincoln gets up and carries the sleeping Lily upstairs and sees his other siblings retreating to their rooms. Lincoln then comes up to Lisa and Lily's room which was still boarded up.

Lincoln: Oh right! I forgot about this.

Lisa was standing there revealing a hidden keypad next to the door. She was punching in a code.

Lisa: I'm guessing something happened in there during a diaper change.

Lincoln: Yeah! I rather not give the details but it's a mess in there.

Lisa: No worries.

Lisa finished punching in a code. Then they could hear water rushing inside the room.

Computer voice on speaker: Decontamination initialized...

Lisa: This should take a few seconds to clean up all contaminating fecal matter.

Lincoln: I didn't know you had something like this installed.

Lisa: This isn't the first time something like this happened.

Lincoln: By the way, how do you handle being with Lily when she stinks up the place?

Lisa: Usually, the smell of my chemicals overpower the stench of the diaper pale but I have other ways just in case. It would be too complicated to explain it to you and your average mind.

Computer voice on speaker: Decontamination complete...

Lisa: Now to remove these boards.

Lana then ran up with a crowbar.

Lana: I got this! Good thing I'm still 100% percent!

Lana then used the crowbar to remove the boards covering the door one by one. Shortly after, Lincoln went in and placed sleeping Lily in her crib. He then kissed her on the forehead goodnight and before Lincoln left he hears Lily trying to say something in her sleep.

Lily: Mmmm...Wincoln...

Lincoln couldn't help but smile and tear up a little. He then went to his room.

Lincoln: (To the viewer) I think I see what mom meant. If this is what it means to take care of children then I should expect something like this. It's hard but rewarding in the end and hearing Lily say my name almost make it worth all the work. Almost!

Then Lincoln immediately passed out on his bed the second he finished that sentence. Lana then came in his doorway.

Lana: She said his name? Lucky!