User blog:007Jamesdean/Forecast: Raining Food

It starts out with me in my room looking up stuff on the computer. Something of interest catches my eye.

Me: This is unusual. "Swallow Falls is hosting the Grand Opening of Sardine Land amusement park". Eww! I hate sardines! "Swallow Falls is a small island that was once known as one of the great sardine exporters. But the Baby Brent Sardine Cannery closed it's doors permanently after everyone in the world found out that Sardines are "Super Gross". I don't blame them. Sardines taste really awful even though they are really good for your heart. "Everyone in Swallow Falls now eats all the sardines that no one even wants"? That's horrible! These people are starving. We have to do something.

I got up and slid down to the Living Room. Varie, Lucy, Anastasia and Laney were reading books, Lincoln & Linka, Lily and Gabrielle were playing video games and Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lady Tsunade (Young), Luna, Luan, Eddy and Lori were playing card games.

Me: Guys, we have an island in trouble.

Varie: What's wrong?

I put my computer on the table and show them the article I read.

They gasped.

Lori: That is horrible.

Lincoln: Swallow Falls can only eat Sardines? That's horrible!

Linka: Those people are starving. We have to help them.

Laney: Yeah. I love sardines but those people need our help.

Fu: I agree. Nobody should ever have to eat the same thing over and over again forever right?

Sakura: That's right Fu.

Lucy: That can get pretty boring from time to time.

Luna: Yes it can dudes. We have to help them out.

Me: All right everyone. Lets roll!

Me, Varie, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lady Tsunade (Young) Lori, Luna, Gabrielle, Luan, Eddy, Lincoln & Linka, Lucy, Laney, Anastasia, and Lily were off to Swallow Falls.

When we arrived we saw that the whole town was gloomy.

Me: This place spiraled downhill fast.

Lori: I can't believe the mayor is not doing anything about all of this.

Anastasia: Either the Mayor is one lazy slob or he just doesn't care.

Laney: I think it's option 2 Anastasia.

Lucy: I may enjoy times of darkness but this is just too dark for my standards.

Naruto: I agree Lucy.

Sakura: We got to help all these people.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Laney: I'll get us started.

Laney places her hand on the ground and lots of fruit and vegetable trees grow instantly near all the buildings.

Varie: Great job Laney.

Laney: Thank you.

I see someone heading to the docks.

Me: Look guys. He sure looks down.

Varie: Yeah.

Luna: Lets cheer him dudes.

We go over to the docks and we see the man sitting on the ladder sad.

Me: Are you okay?

?: Yeah I'm all right.

Laney: You don't look all right to me.

?: I'm trying to find a way to help my home by inventing a machine that turns water into food. But it went up into the sky.

Me: That explains the rainbow smoke stream that we saw when we arrived. We should introduce ourselves. I'm J.D. Knudson.

?: J.D. Knudson? THE J.D. Knudson!? The Famous Multi-Billionaire Hero that saved all of Michigan from the ruthless Black Daffodil Gang?

Me: That's right.

?: It is such an honor to meet you. I'm Flint Lockwood the local inventor.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you.

Varie: Same here. I'm Varie Knudson, J.D.'s fiance.

Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, J.D.'s adopted younger brother.

Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno.

Fu: I'm Fu. I don't have a last name.

Lady Tsunade: I'm Tsunade Senju, the granddaughter of the 1st Hokage.

Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud, the only son of the Loud family.

Linka: I'm Linka Loud, Lincoln's twin sister from a parallel universe.

Lori: I'm Lori Loud, I'm the eldest of the Loud Siblings.

Luna: I'm Luna Loud, the Rock Star. It's a pleasure to meet you dude.

Gabrielle: (British Accent) I'm Gabrielle Elizabeth Loud, Explorer and Adventurer.

Luan: I'm Luan Loud, the Jokester and Comedian.

Eddy: I'm Eddy. Luan is my Girlfriend.

Lucy: I'm Lucy Loud, the Dark Goth.

Anastasia: I'm Anastasia Nikolaevna Loud.

Laney: I'm Laney Loud, Bookworm, Gardener and Psychologist in Training.

Lily: And I'm the youngest of the Loud Siblings, Lily Loud. I'm 15 Months Old biologically but when I got my powers it made me look like I'm 10-Years-Old.

Flint: It's a pleasure to meet all of you.

Varie: So you were inventing a machine that can turn Water into Food? That is so cool.

Flint: Yeah but I lost it.

Lucy: Here comes someone.

We saw a girl down in the dumps.

Me: Miss? Are you all right.

?: Yeah I'm fine but my whole career was ruined by some crazy jerk with a homemade rocket!

Varie: That was an accident. Flint Lockwood here is trying to help his town here with a cool machine.

?: That's cool. Sorry I'm Sam Sparks.

Varie: My name is Varie.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Sam. I'm J.D. Knudson.

Sam: The Famous Multi-Billionaire Hero of Michigan!?

Me: That's right.

Sam: Oh wow! I heard you all defeated the ruthless Black Daffodil Gang! And you all must be Naruto (Naruto nods), Sakura (Sakura Nods), Fu (Fu Nods), Lady Tsunade (Lady Tsunade (Young) Nods), Lincoln & Linka (They Nod), Lori (Lori Nods), Luna (Luna Nods and gives the Rock On Hand Sign), Gabrielle (Gabrielle Nods), Luan (Luan Nods), Eddy (Eddy Gives her the thumbs up), Lucy (Lucy nods), Anastasia, (Anastasia Nods), Laney (Laney Nods) and Lily (Lily Nods).

Laney: That's right.

Sam: Incredible! I've heard so many good things about all of you.

Varie: It's mutual.

Sam: Flint what is wrong with your feet?

Flint: Spray on Shoes. They uh don't come off.

Me: That's interesting.

Laney: That's really cool. I thought something was happening to you.

Sam: Cool! (Grabs Flint's foot) This could solve the untied shoes epidemic!

Me: Untied Shoes Epidemic?

Laney: It's a slang term for a nasty epidemic of shoelaces that have been coming undone all the time without many people noticing.

Me: Oh man. I hate it when that happens. Good thing I tie my shoes and zip up the shoe.

I have on black combat boots that have a zipper on the shoelaces.

Sam: That's interesting. What are these spray on shoes made of some kind of elastic biopolymer adhesive.

Flint was struck by cupids arrow when he heard her say that.

Flint: Yeah. Exactly.

Me: That's an interesting chemical composition. From the looks of things I can tell that Flint's feet have had those on for a long time.

I pull out a chemical case and pick a chemical.

Me: This should do it. Acetone.

I splash it on Flint's feet and the spray on shoes melted off and Flint's feet were finally free for the first time in 15 years.

Flint: I'm finally rid of those shoes! Thank you J.D.

Me: You're welcome Flint.

Laney: I think I have a replacement pair of shoes in your size Flint.

Laney looked through her backpack and pulled out some shoes that are his size.

Laney: Here you go.

Me: Wait Laney. Let's let him wash his feet off before we put them on.

Laney: Good thinking.

Steve: Steve!

Sam: Is that a monkey thought translator?

Steve: Steve.

Laney: That is really cool.

Steve: Thank you Laney, but I don't like this thing on my head.

Laney: Lets get it off of you then.

Me: Laney has the power to talk to animals.

Sam: That is so cool. Flint did you make that?

Flint: I sure did.

Then we heard something splash into the water.

We saw that it was a pickle slice.

Me: I pickle slice?

Lincoln: Where did that come from?

Something splats me in my right cheek.

I lick it with my tongue.

Me: Mustard?

Suddenly we all looked up start gasping in sheer astonishment as rainbow storm clouds appeared out of nowhere and it was raining Cheeseburgers.

This was completely unimaginable and I held my hand up and one landed in my hand. I took a bite and it was the best cheeseburger I've ever had.

Me: DELICIOUS!

Varie and everyone got the same reaction.

Flint ate one and he was ecstatic.

Flint: My machine works! IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!

Varie: This is absolutely unbelievable!

Lucy: If I had a heart it would be jumping with joy.

Lily: This is so Delicious!

Later at Flint's house we met his dad Tim.

Me: You must be Flint's dad.

Tim: I sure am. The name's Tim. Pleasure to meet you J.D. I've heard so many big things about you.

Me: It's mutual.

In Flint's Laboratory he showed us the machine.

Flint: So here's how it works. Water goes in the top and food comes out the bottom.

Me: Very interesting device.

Flint: Yes it is.

Sam: So when you shot it up into the Stratosphere you figured it would induce a molecular phase change in the vapor from the cumulonimbus layer.

Flint: That's actually a really smart observation.

Me: I agree. Most of the Earth's water vapor and clouds are up in the Stratosphere.

Laney: That's right.

Varie: But for that to work wouldn't it need a huge amount of electrical energy?

Flint: That's right. My house didn't have enough so I had to use the towns electric power plant.

Me: That explains what that rainbow smoke stream was when we got here.

Luna: Yeah.

Flint: The machine uses a principle of Hydro-Genetic Mutation. Water Molecules are bombarded with microwave radiation which mutates their genetic recipe into any kind of food you want.

Me: Wow! That's interesting.

Laney: That is so cool.

Lucy: This is all too complicated for me.

Sam: So Pizza?

Flint: Yes.

Sam: Mashed Potatoes.

Me: Pretty much any kind of food you could think of.

Sam: How about Jell-O?

Flint: Do you like Jell-O?

Sam: I LOVE Jell-O

Flint: I love Jell-O too. Oh, and peanut butter right?

Sam: Oh, no, no, no. I am severely allergic to peanuts.

Laney: I have Epinephrine Shots in my bag for peanut allergies just in case.

Sam: Thanks Laney.

Me: What's the machine called Flint?

Flint: Oh right. It's called the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super-Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator. Or for short: The FLDSMDFR!

Varie: That's a mouthful name but I like it.

Me: The short name is hard to pronounce. I would've picked a simpler name like the Flint Lockwood Fooderizer.

Flint: That's not a bad idea. Thank you.

Me: You're welcome.

Lincoln: This is a really interesting device. But can you communicate with the machine to make it rain more food?

Flint: I can't yet.

Later Flint built a radio antenna that will contact the machine.

He typed in a program and it was fully operational.

Me: We have a radio antenna for the machine.

Flint: Yep. What do you guys want for breakfast?

Steve: I would like just fruit.

Laney: What kind of fruit Steve?

Steve: Blackberries.

Laney: Steve wants some Blackberries.

Flint: Good choice.

Sam: How about eggs.

Flint: And toast.

Sam: Orange Juice.

Both Sam and Flint: And Bacon!

Luna: Great minds think alike huh dudes?

Flint: They sure do.

Flint types in some codes and goes and presses a red button that leads to the antenna and it sent a signal to the machine. It activated.

Machine: Bacon.

Water changed into delicious succulent strips of juicy smoked bacon.

The Next Day, it was raining breakfast food.

(Lesley Gore's Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows plays)

We were having a blast catching and eating our favorite breakfast.

The mayor of Swallow Falls came to us and formed a special plan and it was a genius one. Over the next 3 weeks we were making it rain lots of different food and then some. Sam was giving her weather reports and everyone had different requests. The whole town was renamed Chewandswallow and it was no longer a gloomy Sardine town and was now a bustling food utopia. But as it went on we saw that the mayor was a severely overweight and gluttonous pig. He tried to talk to manipulate Flint into doing a stupid thing but we stopped him.

The opening of Food Land came and suddenly a storm came in and a tornado made entirely out of Spaghetti touched down.

When it stopped we knew something was seriously up and we found the mayor ordering something majorly big. He pressed the red button and the antenna exploded.

Me: Mayor what have you done?

Flint: That was the only way to communicate with the machine?

Varie: What did you order?

Mayor: A Vegas-Style All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?

I grab him by the shirt and pinned him to the wall.

Me: Are you out of your mind!? With an order of that size and magnitude there's no telling what could happen! You probably doomed us all mayor and it's all your fault!

Mayor: You'll never pin it on me!

Me: No but I can try.

Varie: Flint you get to work. We're going up to the machine and stop it for good.

Flint: Right.

We go out into the town and the Perfect Food Storm was right over us.

I pull out a radio and contact Lisa.

Me: Lisa! Code Red emergency! Activate defensive measure 081 now!

Lisa: Affirmative!

In Michigan, Lisa activated a force field generator and it covered all of the United States.

A giant watermelon slammed into the old cannery and destroyed it. Giant donuts were rolling down the streat and chased some people. A man had a giant macaroni noodle on his head. Huge amounts of giant food were raining like crazy and destroying everything they slammed onto. Everyone was running in sheer panic.

Me: EVERYONE! [Everyone stopped] The Mayor's the one responsible for this whole catastrophe. He put in an order on Flint's machine for a Vegas-Style All-You-Can-Eat Buffet. Because of that the entire planet is now in grave danger and we can't let him get away with this!

Varie: That's right. But we'll worry about it later. We have to evacuate the island.

Lincoln: Yeah. Earl. You tell everyone what to build and more.

Earl: You got it Lincoln. Flint may have made all the food for all of us but it was all made with love. And it was made to order. And now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.

Everyone cheered.

Earl: Lets go build some boats.

Lori arrived in Vanzilla 2.0 in Jet Mode.

Lori: Thought you all could use some help.

Me: Perfect timing Lori.

Flint arrived in his new Flying Car 2 now with wings.

Flint: Here J.D. This flash drive has a kill code.

Me: Perfect. Thank you Flint.

I take the flash drive and put it in my pocket.

Sam: I'm coming with all of you. You're gonna need someone to help you navigate through that storm.

Me: We greatly appreciate it Sam.

Brent: I'm coming too.

Varie: I guess you've now realised the error of your ways huh Brent.

Brent: Yes I have.

Lola: But first put some clothes on!

Brent: Sorry.

Brent put his blue track suit back on.

Luan: Lets go get something to EAT. (Rimshot) (Laughs) Get it?

Me, Varie, Eddy, Flint, Sam and Brent laughed.

Me: Good one Luan. All right guys. Lets go.

Me, Varie, Naruto, Sakura, Fu, Lady Tsunade (Young) Lori, Luna, Gabrielle, Luan, Eddy, Lincoln & Linka, Lucy, Laney, Anastasia, and Lily went into Vanzilla 2.0 and Flint, Sam, Brent and Manny got into the Flying Car and we were off.

We flew through some pea soup fog and we broke through it and found that the machine was inside a massive meatball.

The Meatball was as big as a small moon and it was taking in a tremendous amount of water from the atmosphere. It was a horrific and absolutely unbelievable sight.

Me: That is one enormous meatball!

Varie: The Mayor created a terrible monstrosity.

Aylene: His Gluttony has warped his mind completely.

Lisa: Gluttony has now been confirmed to render a persons mind to beyond that of all psychological repair.

Lynn: That is one juicy and delicious looking meatball.

Sam: (On the Radio) I don't think that's just a meatball guys. Take a closer look.

We got closer and saw that the meatball was actually a giant mass of numerous kinds of food.

Carol: It's all lots of giant food put together.

Linka: Unbelievable!

Fu: This is the result of ones own gluttony gone wild.

Ino: No kidding.

Flint: (On the Radio) I can't believe the Mayor.

Me: He will get what's coming to him when we're finished here.

As we got close to the Meateroid, Pizza Slice missiles went after the Flying Car 2.

Sam: Anybody order pizza?

Luan: Not me.

Flint: Hold on!

Flint tried evasive maneuvers

Brent: The Pizza's chasing us!?

Flint: Sentient Food!? That's impossible!

Lisa: Fascinating.

Sam: Unless its molecular structure has been mutated into Superfood!

Me: (On the Radio) That could be right and it's been genetically engineered to protect the machine.

Flint: That's right.

Laney: Look out!

Flint, Sam and Brent screamed.

Me: Fire lasers!

We fired lasers at the pizza and blew them away.

We go to the top of the Meateroid and Flint, Sam, and Brent dove in and I followed them. Lori took the wheel and Manny was piloting the Flying Car.

Flint formed a torch from a marshmallow on a stick and lit it on fire.

We went over a river of Fry Oil and down lots of tunnels until we came across a shaft lined with Peanut Brittle.

Sam: That's peanut brittle.

Me: Yeah. Thank goodness I'm not allergic to peanuts. Flint, you come with me. Sam, Brent you two get out of here. We'll handle the rest from here. I know you and Flint have strong feelings for eachother Sam. But I promise you that we will be okay. You get out of here and hurry.

Me and Flint went down the shaft and we saw the machine and it was the Heart of the Meateroid.

Me: There it is.

Flint hid in a ledge and grabbed a shrimp and a spaghetti noodle and threw it like a graplling hook and tied it to a donut and waited. As the machine puffed up it released a huge blast of food vapor and Flint swung and tied the machine up and I flew up to the machine.

Me: Sorry friend. The kitchen's closed.

I insert the flash drive into the machine and it deactivated. The Meateroid crumbled and I grabbed the machine and we went through the escape exit on the bottom.

Me: Mission Accomplished everyone!

We go through the exit and catch up to everyone as the Meateroid Exploded like the Death Star 2 in "Star Wars VI".

Me: YEE HAW!!!!

We all land back on Swallow Falls and the Food Storm vanished completely.

The entire town was completely destroyed because of a food-alanche from all the food that accumulated in a lake the Mayor built called Lake Leftovers.

Me: Whoa. This whole town is gone. But the good news is that everyone is safe.

Lisa: Indeed.

Everyone in Swallow Falls cheered wildly for us.

We were now heroes and we saved the world from Total Destruction.

Flint: This machine did save my home but our mayor used it for his own greed.

Me: It's not your fault Flint. You saved everyone here and we stopped a madmans plot to destroy the world.

Everyone agreed.

Flint: Thank you everyone. I couldn't have done all of this without all of you.

Me: That's what friends are for Flint. We all help eachother.

Varie: That's right. But you got to admit though. This turned out to be one extremely exciting adventure.

Sam: It sure did.

After we cleaned up Swallow Falls and fixed everything, we put Flint's Machine to good use and build a special control board that will deliver food to anyone that will need it. We built a special delivery system that will take that food to that country. One thing was for sure, World Hunger was now forever gone.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Complete.

I wanted to do a chapter with a Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs theme. I read the book constantly ever since I was in Kindergarten. It was an awesome book. The Movie was just as awesome too. Bill Hader, Ann Ferris, Andy Samberg, Benjamin Bratt and Neil Patrick Harris were awesome in both movies. Mr. T the great wrestler andmotivational speaker was great in the first movie. I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T RESPECT ANOTHER PERSONS AWESOME IMAGINATION! I love his motivational speeches. Terry Crews played Earl in the 2nd movie. He used to play for the St. Louis Rams, the San Diego Chargers, the Washington Redskins and the Philadelphia Eagles before he retired. No offense to you Washington. This was before the Rams and Chargers moved to Los Angeles. I hope they make a 3rd Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs movie. That would be awesome and I hope it's Pickles To Pittsburgh. But we'll have to wait and see. The 2nd movie was a really unusual one but it was awesome. The food became Food Animals and that was really cool. The battle had somewhat of an "Avatar" speech to it and that was cool. The island of Swallow Falls was forever changed in that movie too. It was sweet. No Pun intended. Anyway let me know what you all think.

See you next time.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs is owned by Columbia Pictures and Lots of People and is based on the book by Judi Bennett.