User blog:Thunderbird3InternationalRescue/Lincoln's Travels

Hey guys, this is Thunderbird1InternationalRescue on a new account. Like the other blog says, this is my ninth fanfic. Enjoy!

Summary
An accident with Lisa's new invention transports Lincoln to a new dimension.

Chapter 1: Shipwrecked!
One day, Lincoln was reading one of his Ace Savvy comics when Lisa came in.

"Good morning, Elder Brother," said Lisa.

"Hi, Lisa," said Lincoln, "what's up?"

"I have created a new machine," said Lisa, "and I'd like you to test it."

"Sure," said Lincoln, "lead the way!"

With that, Lisa led Lincoln to a machine that looked like one of those time-travelling phone box-thingies from Doctor Who, only it was red instead of blue.

"Whoa," said Lincoln, "what is it?"

"It's a dimension machine," said Lisa, "I spent all evening yesterday working on it."

"Nice," said Lincoln, "how does it work?"

"Well," said Lisa, "I already programmed it to take you to a given dimension. All you have to do is step inside."

"Oh," said Lincoln, "okay."

With that, Lincoln stepped in the box, and Lisa pressed a button. In a matter of minutes, an aura of blue light surrounded Lincoln and zapped him away with a thunderous boom.

"I hope everything goes according to plan," said Lisa.

Elsewhere, Lincoln found himself in a little rowboat in the middle of an ocean.

"Whoa," said Lincoln, "Where the heck am I?"

Lincoln then saw a large storm cloud fast approaching.

"Oh, man," said Lincoln, "I better get rowing!"

With that, Lincoln rowed furiously, but the storm proved to be too much for him, and a giant wave crashed on the boat, capsizing it.

"I must find land," said Lincoln, "and fast, otherwise I'm done for!"

Luckily, there happened to be a landmas about two miles away from where Lincoln was, so he swam tenaciously towards the landmass and soon arrived, drenched and panting.

"Must..find..help," panted Lincoln.

Lincoln then saw what looked like a village comprised of several houses that looked like mushrooms.

"Perfect," said Lincoln, "I can find help there!"

However, Lincoln was so tires he could barely move, so he collapsed on the shore and fell asleep.

Chapter 2: Back At Home
Meanwhile, the rest of Loud family was having dinner, but Lincoln's spot at the table was empty.

"Where's Lincoln," asked Lola.

"I don't know," said Rita.

"Lincoln," Lynn Sr. called, "Dinner!"

But Lynn Sr.'s call was only met with silence.

"This is so odd," said Lynn.

"Well," said Lori, "he did have a ton of homework to do tonight."

"Yeah," said Luna, "he must've fallen asleep at his desk upstairs."

"Poo-Poo," said Lily in agreement.

"Oh, well," said Lynn Sr., "I'll just put his dinner in the fridge."

Of course, Lisa was trying to fact that she was the one responsible for Lincoln not being at the table a secret from the rest of the family.

"I hope Lincoln's okay," Lisa said to herself.

Later that night, Luna was tuning her guitar when Lisa came in.

"Luna," asked Lisa, "I have a confession to make."

"What is it," asked Luna.

Lisa looked around to make sure nobody was listening, then leaned forward.

"I sent Lincoln to another dimension," Lisa whispered.

Luna's eyes shot wide open.

"What," Luna asked.

"You heard me right," said Lisa, "but please, you must promise me you won't tell."

"Oh, don't worry," said Luna, "your secret is safe with me."

Chapter 3: Lincoln Meets The Natives
When Lincoln woke up, he felt himself moving. He looked and saw a lot of ropes that were holding him down to a large car that was being pulled my a bunch of small blue humanoid creatures wearing white hats and matching pants with built-in shoes.

"What the," gasped Lincoln, "who are these guys and where are they taking me?"

Lincoln then witnessed saw the creatures were taking him to the village he had seen.

"Well," said Lincoln, "that answers one question, but what are they?"

Eventually, the cart stopped and a creature that looked like the others, but with red versions of their clothes and a white beard climbed up on him.

"Who are you," asked the creature.

"Lincoln Loud," said Lincoln, "what about you guys?"

"I'm Papa Smurf," said the creature, "and these are, well, the other Smurfs."

"Wow," said Lincoln, "and I thought you guys were just something off of TV!"

A Smurf with glasses approached Lincoln.

"How did you get here," asked the Smurf, whose name, by the way, was Brainy.

"I was transported here by my sister," said Lincoln.

"Interesting," said Brainy.

"Well," said Papa Smurf, "welcome to our village! We shall have a feast in your honor and hope you enjoy your stay!"

With that, a big celebration was held in the village in Lincoln's honor. The village chef, Greedy Smurf, offered Lincoln a pot of soup made with the main source of food, which was called smurfberries.

"What do you think," asked Greedy.

Lincoln took a sip of the soup and smiled.

"Not bad," said Lincoln, "Thank you!"

"You're welcome," said Greedy.

The Smurfs continued to entertain Lincoln with music and offer him lots of smurfberry dishes. Eventually, the festivities began to die down, and Lincoln yawned.

"Hey, where do I sleep," asked Lincoln.

"Don't worry," said Papa Smurf, "we'll see to it that you have somewhere to sleep."

With that, the local handyman, Handy Smurf, constructed a house for Lincoln that was like all the others and even constructed some furniture while Tailor Smurf, the obvious village tailor, fashioned a blanket and pillows for Lincoln. Soon, everything was ready and Papa Smurf, who just so happened to be a wizard, cast a spell on the house that made it Lincoln's size. Then, Lincoln went inside, kicked off his shoes, crawled under the blanket, and fell asleep. However, about an hour after he drifted off to sleep, he heard screaming.

"What the heck," thought Lincoln.

Lincoln got out of bed, put on his shoes, and went outside where he saw something awful. A fire had started in the forest and had caught on to some houses in the village. The Smurfs were rushing to and fro from the river, carrying buckets of water to quell the blaze.

"What's going on," asked Lincoln.

"A fire has started in the forest and has already caught onto some houses," said Papa Smurf, "but fear not, because we're doing the best we can."

Just then, Brainy ran over.

"Papa Smurf," said Brainy, "the path to the river has been blocked! We can't access it for water!"

"Oh my Smurfness," said Papa Smurf, "whatever are we gonna do?"

Just then, Lincoln had an idea. Lucky for him, he had drank lots and lots of smurfberry juice and had not yet discharged himslef of it.

"Don't worry," said Lincoln, "I've got a plan."

Lincoln then walked over to the fire and unzipped his pants.

"Don't look," said Lincoln.

The Smurfs all covered their eyes as Lincoln did what anyone would've done. In no time, the fire was out.

"You can look now," said Lincoln as he zipped his pants back up.

When the Smurfs saw what Lincoln had done, they cheered.

"Hooray for Lincoln," cheered one.

"He saved our village," said another.

"Thank you, Lincoln," said Papa Smurf, "how can we ever repay you?"

"Just forgive me for the mess," said Lincoln, "but I had to go, anyway."

"That's perfectly understandable," said Papa Smurf.

Lincoln then bid goodnight to his hosts and went back to sleep without any further interruptions.

Chapter 4: The Secret Leaks Out
The next day, Rita was folding some laundry when there was a knock at the door. When she answered, she found Clyde.

"Hello, Clyde," said Rita, "what's up?"

"Is Lincoln here," asked Clyde.

"I'm sorry," said Rita, "but he's not."

"Oh," said Clyde, "where is he?"

"I think I have the answer," said a voice.

It was Lisa.

"Mother," said Lisa, "I have a confession to make."

"What is it," asked Rita.

"I'm the one to blame for Lincoln's disappearance," said Lisa.

Rita was shocked and angry.

"What did you do," asked Rita, "tell me the truth right now!"

"I built a dimension machine that transported him to another dimension," said Lisa.

"Lisa," said Rita, "how many times have I told you "No dimension machines." ?"

"Let me guess," said Lisa, "I will be stripped of my inventing privileges."

"You're correct," said Rita, "you've lost them for a week."

"Well," said Clyde, "Call me when he get's back, okay?"

"We will," said Rita.

With that, Clyde left, and Lisa went up to her room.

"I hope I can find a way to reverse this," said Lisa.

Chapter 5 Coming Soon!