User blog:BatSam247/Fan-Fiction: Pains in the Neck



This was the 2nd most requested episode in the polls. Here you go!

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[The episode starts with Lisa, in a lab coat, mixing some chemicals near a cage of her lab mice. Meanwhile, a small unknown figure, in first person perspective, is rushing towards Lisa from downstairs. It is then revelaed to be Lily in a cat costume.]

Lily: Kitty cat.

Lisa: I'll be down there with the others momentariliy, younger sister. I just need to finish this. [resumes mixing the chemicals] Just a bit of this here and... [adds an extra chemical to the mixture, resulting in a small explosion] There we go, finished. [to her lab mice] Now, boys, can you behave yourselves while I'm out?

[The lab mice nod "yes".]

Lisa: Excellent. [puts on a white wig, similar to Albert Einstein's hair] And now... to indulge in some sugar-laden confectionaries.

[Lisa heads downstairs with her sisters, brother, and his two friends, Sam and Clyde. Lori is dressed as a hula girl, Leni is dressed as a flamingo, Luna is dressed as Mick Swagger, Luan is dressed as a jester, Lynn is dressed as a Mexican wrestler, Lucy is dressed as a vampire, Lana is dressed as a skeleton, Lola is dressed as Princess Peach, Lincoln is, of course, dressed as Ace Savvy, Sam is dressed as Batman, and Clyde is dressed as One-Eyed Jack. Lastly, Lisa is dressed as Albert Einstein. They stop near the front door. Lily then comes down in her cat costume. Rita, dressed as a witch, picks her up.]

Rita: [witch voice] Come here, my pretty. [cackles]

Lori: Mom, please don't.

Rita: [normal voice] Oh, alright. [sets Lily down] Alright, Lily, Lori's gonna be watching you, as well as the others, while you guys are out trick-or-treating. OK?

[Lily meows in response.]

Rita: I'll take that as a yes.

[Lynn Sr. comes in, dressed as a zombie whilst walking like one.]

Lynn Sr.: [monotone voice] Brains... brains...

[Everyone glares at his bad performance, even Lily.]

Lynn Sr.: [normal voice] Alright, I knew it was bad too, but not that it would be mind-numbing. Get it?

[Everyone, but Luan, sighs at the terrible pun.]

Rita: Alright, kids, have fun trick-or-treating!

Loud Siblings: Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! [walks outside with Sam and Clyde]

Rita: [amorous] Now that we have the house all to ourselves...

Lynn Sr.: [oblivious] We should get out the candy. [walks off to do so]

Rita: Uh...yeah. Sure. [follows suit]

[Meanwhile, in Lisa and Lily's room, one of the mice squeaks to the others and they reach for a paper clip. They then twist it and use it as a key to unlock their cage. They then run out and accidentally bump into Lisa's new experiment, causing it to spill over and drench all the mice in said substance. All the mice start twitching and they then sprout bat wings from their backs, vampire fangs in place of their normal buck teeth, and grow bigger with blood-red eyes. However, one of the mice was majorly affected. Said mouse went through the same transformation like his other brethren, but he is much larger than the others and has also sprouted a black cape around his neck.]

Lab Mouse: [vampire accent] Excellent. [looks over to the other vampire mice] Hmm... Maybe my army needs some... expanding.

[He grabs Lisa's clone gun and blasts the vampire mice with it, resulting in a massive army of vampire mice being created. Charles, dressed as Scooby-Doo, Cliff, dressed as Sylvester, Geo, dressed as Pikachu, and Walt, dressed as a pterodactyl, walk into Lisa and Lily's room to see the vampire mice. They all then immediately cower in terror and hide behind each other.]

Lab Mouse: Now, this pitiful city will face the wrath of... Count Squeakula! [laughs maniaically]

[Count Squeakula and his vampire mice army fly out the bedroom's window and into the darkness of Halloween night. However, some of the vampiric mice are left behind. They then see the four Loud pets, who then proceed to start running. Before they could, three of the mice bite Charles, Cliff, and Walt in their necks. the fourth one opens Geo's plastic ball and bites the latter in the neck. The four pets start twitching, and they sprout bat wings, save for Walt, whose wings change into those of a bat's, and grow vampire fangs as well as blood-red eyes. They screech like bats.]

[Cut to the siblings walking through the street, looking for some houses to get candy from. In the process, they bump into Bobby, who's dressed as Frankenstein, and Ronnie Anne, who's dressed as Wyldstyle.]

Lori: [gasps] Bobby Boo-Boo Bear!

Bobby: Babe!

[The two teens hug. Cut to Ronnie Anne with Sam and Lincoln.]

Ronnie Anne: [giggles] So cheesy. Even on Halloween.

Sam: I know, right?

Lincoln: [breaks up the two teens] Alright, let's get moving.

Cut to a long montage of the gang trick-or-treating with immense success in terms of how much candy they earned. Cut to them being done with their candy quest, each person with large bags of candy.]

Lincoln: Alright, I think all of this candy should tide us over for the next several weeks.

Sam: And now, how to get back... Let's see here...

[Cut to a long road leading to the Loud House, littered with multiple trick-or-treaters.]

Sam: We could take the long way through that street...

[Pan over to a deserted graveyard, where multiple bloodshot eyes are peeking out from the shadows and there's a wolf heard howling. By sheer coincidence, the graveyard is a shortcut to the Loud House.]

Sam: Or we could take the shortcut through the graveyard.

Lincoln: [nervously trembles; gulps] I-i-i vote for the way that's less ominous and creepy.

Ronnie Anne: [smug] What's wrong, lame-o? Too chicken to take a shortcut?

Lincoln: [defending himself] I am not a chicken!

Lynn: [imitates The Harvester] I'll find a nice spot for your vital organs in my cooler... [grabs Lincoln's arm]

Lincoln: [terrified] AAAAHHH! THE HARVESTER'S OUT TO GET ME!

[Lynn and Ronnie laugh at Lincoln's show of cowardice.]

Lincoln: [turns around and realizes Lynn was behind him; sarcastic] Oh, hardy har har! Very funny, Lynn!

Lucy: Let's just go through the graveyard. I like ominous and creepy anyways. Besides, my fangs are about to fall out. [shows that Lucy's fake fangs are loose]

[Cut to the gang walking through the spooky graveyard. Meanwhile, the vampire mice from earlier are flying around in the sky with their master, Squeakula.]

Squeakula: Hmm... Now who should our first victims be? [spots the Loud siblings, Sam, Clyde, Bobby, and Ronnie Anne] Perfect. Ah, the youth. Such young blood to feast upon... [orders his minions] Go, my pretties! Go!

[Some of his vampire mice minions fly downwards to the gang.]

WIP