User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Jeers for Fears

Linc and Clyde's classmates were talking about,

A place that was scary and made people shout.

They said, "You won't come, You're too weak for the fright."

Lincoln claimed they would go there the next night.

Chandler said, "In that case, I'm coming with you."

Clyde freaked out, but Lincoln knew just what to do:

He went to his sisters and said, "Can you scare,

The snot out of us so that we can prepare?"

The sisters crept up on the boys in the dark.

They got so scared you'd think they'd been chased by a shark.

Lynn had a hockey mask and a chainsaw,

So Lincoln and Clyde both shivered some more.

They were equally scared of the skeleton Lisa had,

And the basement and coffin were both just as bad.

They were even scared of a wolf-suit-clad Lily!

Lucy thought, "Seriously? This is just silly!".

Lori and Bobby said, "Why are you so nervous?"

When they explained, Bobby said, "May I be of service?

Last year I worked at that spooky old place.

Maybe taking a tour would help you guys face,

Your fear," and then quickly the boys both agreed,

So they went to the house at a moderate speed.

Bobby showed them what the props were about,

And how there was no reason to get scared and shout.

Later that night, all the staff had been fired,

And the house was scarier, which made young Clyde wired.

Our heroes got scared but the bullies did too.

In fact, the bullies didn't make it all the way through.

Chandler said, "Hey, maybe we could be friends!".

A squirrel gave them a fright, and this is where it ends.