User blog:IronRaphRa/Shortfic: Cuddlekins

= Disclaimer: I don’t own the Loud House. = (Scene starts with Lincoln and Lucy walking out of Vanzilla.)

Lincoln: There’s nothing like blasting aliens all afternoon; so, what did you get Lucy?

Lucy: This.

(Lucy takes a stuffed giraffe toy that’s like a Beanie Baby out of her bag.)

Lincoln: I didn’t know you like Cuddlekins Lucy.

Lucy: Well, I’ve started getting into them, although I usually prefer to give them my own twist.

Lincoln: What do you mean?

(Lucy starts walking around the Loud House while Lincoln follows her. They stop in the backyard and find Luna having a small rock show.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-CA" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA">Luna *singing*: Finished with my woman coz she couldn’t help me with my mind

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-CA" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA">People think I’m insane because I am frowning all the time

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-CA" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA">(Lucy tosses her Cuddlekin toward Luna. When Luna finishes her song, she picks up the Cuddlekin, bites its head off, and spits the head toward Lucy and Lincoln. Lincoln starts to look freaked out.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-CA" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA">Luna: Goodnight, Loud House!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-CA" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA">(Lucy picks up the giraffe head and smiles.)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-CA" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA">Lucy: Now it’s perfect.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-CA" style="font-size:14.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:107%;mso-ansi-language:EN-CA">Lincoln *nervously*: Uh, yeah.