User blog:007Jamesdean/Samurai Loud's Part 14

"The Brave 12 and the Farting Dragon"

We the Brave 12 were fishing in a forest and as we were about to fish we saw some dead fish in the river. A blue deer came and it was scared.

Laney: What's wrong little one.

Blue Deer: There's a terrible smell coming and it is horrible! Run for your lives.

The Blue Deer ran away and a bunch of farm animals came and ran passed us.

Me: What's gotten into them?

Laney: That blue deer said that a horrible smell is coming.

Me: I think I see it.

A strange brown stream came at us and when we smelled it it was so bad that it made us gag and throw up.

Me: (Vomiting) (Coughs) OH THAT IS RANK!!!!!

Vince: WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL!?

Fu: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S DISGUSTING!!!!

Lincoln: IT'S MAKING ME SICK!!!!

Lily: We got to find out where it's coming from.

Me: Luckily I brought these.

I reach into my procket and pull out 12 nose plugs.

Jessie: Nose plugs.

We each grab one and put it on our noses.

Me: (Nasally) Lets find that smell.

We go out of the forest and find a farm village and its crops were totally ruined because of the smell.

Varie: (Nasally) This is really bad.

Sakura: (Nasally) No kidding.

A hand appeared and reached for my arm and grabbed it. It was a man.

Man: Turn back while you still...

He passed out.

Laney: (Nasally) Sir are you all right?

Man: I'm fine but this stench totally ruined our crops and more.

Jack: (Nasally) Tell me. Where is this horrible stench coming from?

Man: They say... They say it comes from...

Before he could answer the smell made him gag and retch.

Naruto: (Nasally) So much for that.

We go into the village and saw that the stench has placed it into total turmoil and incapacitated it.

Vince: (Nasally) This is bad. We have to help these people.

Lincoln: Yeah. We have to do something.

Suddenly a massive fart noise and earthquake was heard and all the people were running in panic as a giant tsunami of the foul stench peared over the mountains.

Me: Uh-Oh!

Man: To the Shelter! To the Shelter!

Me: How far is it to the shelter!?

Man 2: Right around the next block. Hurry!

We saw the stench tsunami getting closer.

Man 3: It's right over here!

Man 4: Oh good gracious help us all! The Shelter, IT'S FULL!!!

A little cat was in the shelter.

Me: I have shelter!

I form a force field that can block out the smell over the village. The stench tsunami hit and the force field was holding.

Jack: That was a close one. Good thinking J.D.

Fu: That is genius.

We then hear whistling coming from a local scissor smith shop.

We go in and saw the Scissor Smith working on some sausages.

We take off our nose plugs.

Me: Excuse me. Are you the scissor smith?

?: Eh! Somebody say something.

We saw that he had a scar where his nose was.

Varie: What happened to your nose?

Scissor Smith: Oh I lost it but I don't remember.

Vince: Your town is being overrun by a foul stench that has everyone in misery.

Varie: Yeah what is causing all this stench? It's no pretty ride on a wagon.

A crow decided to talk.

Crow: Wagon (Squawk) Rhymes with Dragon!

Me: Dragon?

Scissor Smith: Nothing. (Nervous Chuckle)

Crow: Dragon! Dragon! The Smell comes from a dragon!

Varie: So a dragon is causing this horrible smell.

Jack: So where does this dragon live?

Crow: (Squawk) Spire! Lives on top of the Spire!

Laney: Spire?

Scissor Smith: You mangy pigeon! I'll have you for dinner!

Laney: Calm down sir. [To the bird] Where is this spire at?

Crow: The Spire lies to the East!

Laney: It lies to the East.

Me: Then that's where were headed. Lets go!

We go out of the village and saw a tall rock spire.

Me: That must be it. And the smell is strongest on top.

Varie: The Village is only

Lets go.

We spread our wings and fly to the top and Jack climbed up the spire and Jack grabbed what looked like a feather in the mountain and the rock crumbled away and it revealed a giant Luna Moth.

Laney: That is a huge Luna Moth. I got this Jack.

Laney tamed it and helped Jack get through the gas cloud and we landed on a cliff that had a cave. It was the lair of the dragon.

The Giant Luna Moth became a tattoo on Laney's hand.

They went into the cave and saw some green glowing eyes and they saw us.

A row of teeth formed and breathed fire at us.

We got out of the way.

Dragon: Ooh! The pain!

We saw the dragon and he was in a lot of pain.

Me: Whoa. You have a nasty stomachache.

Dragon: Yes. (Groans in pain) You all must help me.

Vince: There must be something inside you that is causing this.

Dragon: Yes there is and it's hurting me.

Jack: It's inside of you.

A loud stomach grumbling was heard and we ducked behind some cave columns and held our breath. The dragon released a massive fart and the stench went down the spire and toward the town. Luckily my force field was holding.

Me: That's what the smell is. It's dragon farts.

Varie: At least we now know what that smell is.

Vince: Lets help the dragon.

Me: Right. All right dragon. We will help you.

Dragon: Yes. You have to enter me and destroy whatever is responsible for this.

The Dragon opened its mouth and we knew that we had to go inside.

Me: Okay, Jack you're with me.

Jack: Okay.

Varie: Be careful guys.

Me: We will.

We go in through the mouth and it was weird and we saw two holes in the mouth. One lead to the esophogus and the other lead to the lungs.

Me: Looks like we have two choices.

Jack: Yes.

We went for the right hole but an enormous jet of fire exploded out.

Me: Whoa!

Jack: That whole must lead to the lungs.

Me: Yep. [Points to the left one] This way.

We go down to esophogus and we were in the stomach. Bubbles of acid broke our fall.

Me: This must be the dragons stomach.

Jack: It's huge.

I find the exit to the bowels.

I take jack to the valve that lead to it.

Jack: Dragon? Are we near the source of the problem?

Dragon: No. You both must go lower.

Me and Jack go deep into the dragon's intestines and we came across some slurping Villi.

Me: These must be the dragon's Villi in the intestines.

Jack: Maybe.

We tried to time our jumping but they grabbed us and sucked us into the bloodstream.

Me: Whoa! We're in the dragons bloodstream.

Jack found what looked like a helmet cell and he put it over his head.

We journeyed through the bloodstream and through the dragon's heart and into the dragon's abdomen. We then found the very source of the problem. It was an egg almost fully hatched.

Me: It's a baby dragon.

It breathed fire and it hit a gland that released the fart gas.

Dragon: Please! Hurry! I CANNOT STAND MUCH MORE!!!!

Me: Come on Jack!

We cut the strands tying the egg down and we ran as more fart gas was released. I put a force field around myself and the baby dragon's fire ignited the gas and it exploded and we were flying out of the dragon with explosive force.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragon: Thank you!

We regrouped as I lifted the force fields around myself and the town and the whole smell was gone.

The Baby dragon was free from the egg and grabbed Jack and we landed in the village.

Man: Look!

The village cheered wildly for all of us.

We explained what was going on to the villagers and as it turns out they forgave the dragon. The weird part about this whole part of our adventure was that we got to learn all about the anatomy of a dragon.

Continues in part 15