User blog:ChristopherDobelman/A Bunny Proposal.

One random day in Royal Woods, who cares about the date. All I can say it happened in the Summer, ok? I was walking down on Lincoln Avenue near Everyone's Favorite House in the Whole Wide World. The Loud House. When I encountered a sad and lonely, huggable, and cuddable Bunny that appeared to be wanting for some love. And then, I thought. "Since I am near the Loud Family Residence. I SHALL BRING THIS TO LUAN AND SHE'LL ADOPT IT IMMEDIATELY SINCE SHE LOVES RABBITS! THIS COULD EASILY BE HER NEW LOVE INTEREST!" You know where this is possibly gonna go. But you got to wait and find out. Anyways, I picked up that sad, adorable, White Hare and kissed him. And then, I continued walking until I got to The Loud House itself. When I got there. I obviously ringed the Door Bell for someone to open the door to let me in. It was Rita who opened it, I told her why I was here and Rita somehow allowed me in and took me to Luan's Room. When I got in there, both Luan and Luna were shocked that a stranger like me came into the Room. Anyways, I asked Luan if she still loved Bunnies and unsurprisingly. She said 'Yes". And I told her that if you want to adopt one. And again, she said "Yes". However, this is when things start to get interesting because I start asking her if you want to fall in love with him. Then things start to go downhill.... For starters out there... Luan's soulmate has always been Mr. Coconuts, due to the fact that she had had him since she was very little and fell in love with the Doll, instantly when she first got it for her Birthday.  In obvious fashion. She says "No! I will never give up my relationship with Mr. Coconuts. He'll always be my spirtual housband! There is no way I am giving that up to a stupid bunny!". I was shocked when she said that. However, I realize about that whole Luan loves Mr. Coconuts thing. And then I realized, this is the worst mistake I ever done. However, I decide to keep pleading with her to do it. Finally, Luan says that she doesn't want anything to do with the Bunny and it should be perfect for someone else for her age or personality. Then I was saddened and thought this was the stupidest thing I ever done in my entire life, and thought that I would never do this ever again. However, I have one more trick on her hands. What if I tell Luan that this bunny can be Gary's love interest since they are the same species? So, in the most predictable thing in Human History. I asked Luan the latter, and Luan said she would think about it for a hour and told me to get every Loud Siblings Favorite Meal, including her. At Burping Burger with a Large Fries and their favorite respective drinks. Thank god I have my credit card with me when she told me that specific request. Even though I'm now in a hundred something bucks in debt. I ordered what they wanted. They actually had to help me carry it because it was so heavy and I had a hard time having balancing it as well. We brought it in and we ate. Do readers even care about these scenes to begin with? Anyways, once the family was done eating. Me and Luan went back to her room and I told her if she finalized her decision. In the most cliche moment imaginable She said she did and told me that she will adopt the Bunny. But she also said she has no plans on having a soulmate relationship with him. Instead, he wants the Bunny to become Gary's brother because they are the same gender. Aka, males. But, she also apologized for being mean to me about the whole adoption thing and I told her that, it was not her fault. It was mine, because I was too obsessed with the whole idea and didn't realize how terrible it was until it was too late to reverse the decision. In also a very predictable moment everyone saw coming, the first moment they read the first word on this fanfic. We hugged and the family comes in and hug. Then I hanged out at the house for the rest of the day and enjoyed ourselves before I head home. In a thing you also saw coming, a trillion miles away. I am now very close to the Loud Family and I hang out with them every other Weekend. Ok, it's over now. Probably the worst Fanfic you ever saw. Give it a dislike and a 0/10 and start a petition to get me banned for infinite. This is ChristopherDobelman. Signing out.