User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Insta-Gran

One evening, Pop-Pop was coming to stay,

And he'd brought a special guest with him. Hooray!

It was his girlfriend Myrtle, who knew the kids' names.

She was jokey and friendly and knew of Lynn's games.

They liked her a lot, then she went round to clean.

She made them pink sweaters so they'd make the scene,

But they didn't like them. In fact, they all frowned.

Myrtle had done more things while she was around.

She'd made up Lynn and Lucy's room, which made Lucy hiss.

She asked, "Where are my spiders now you've done this?".

It turned out Myrtle had killed them 'cause she thought they were bad,

Which, understandably, made Lucy sad.

She drycleaned Lynn's shirts to get rid of the muck,

But Lynn disapproved 'cause she thought dirt brought luck.

Myrtle interrupted Lisa's video chat,

And caused an explosion where her beakers were at.

She was trying to clean them and give Lisa care,

Then she went to the closet room and cut Lincoln's hair.

She wiped the twins' faces with her own spit,

And deleted Lori and Leni's show 'cause she hated it.

The kids said, "That woman is not our gran-gran,

And going to all our events is her plan?!

Let's break them up, but the question is how?"

"Seymour had a crush- let's exploit that fact now!".

Luan gave him lemonade and Lana took a pic.

Lori dressed up elderly as part of the trick.

Then, she pretended her soup was too hot.

Myrtle blew on it and Lucy snapped a shot.

They edited the photos to make it look like a kiss.

Lynn, dressed as a ninja, said, "I have got this!".

She snuck in and put the pic under the door,

So hopefully they wouldn't be together anymore,

But Myrtle said, "I bet my birthday's why you're here,"

And they noticed there were no other guests there,

For she didn't have a family of her very own.

They felt guilty, they wouldn't have done that if they'd known.

Lincoln and Lynn snuck into Pop-Pop's room,

But he'd ripped the picture, which the kids thought spelled doom.

He was mad at Seymour but Lincoln said, "Stop!",

And the kids all explained what they'd done to Pop-Pop.

Everyone was happy and when the kids said goodbye,

Scoots got mad at Seymour for his wandering left eye.