Thread:Firefox20z/@comment-31595317-20170609185518/@comment-15761712-20170612010608

LINCOLN:  [to the audience] Ah, rainy days. There's nothing like doing the thing you love surrounded by the ones you love...and 2,000-thread-count undies."

[Lincoln snaps his underwear and reads his comic book, surrounded by his sisters and park guys, who are happily indulging in their habits]

[cut to outside; Bobby is chasing a chicken in the rain]

BOBBY: "Chicken, come back! Why  did you cross the road?!"