User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Pipe Dreams

The parents were waiting for the bathroom one day,

And getting very bored of the kids in the way.

Lana gave them a bucket to use instead.

"Why not make our own bathroom?" Lynn Sr. said.

Rita said, "Our kids can all be pretty bad,

With taking our things." "We'll keep it secret", said the dad,

"We'll build it in the closet so they'll never know,

And we'll have lots more time to bathe, primp, and go."

The bathroom was a mess, so Rita said, "OK,

I don't want to lie but there's not much I can say."

Later, the parents snuck equipment inside.

Lori slammed the door on them, but neither of them cried.

Rita turned the volume of ARGGH up really high,

So the kids wouldn't hear building and wonder why.

Lynn Sr. put the debris down his pants and walked out.

When Lynn Jr. saw him, she haboured some doubt,

About his condition, but Lynn Sr. said, "I'm fine,

My joints are just stiff, fifth daughter of mine."

Lynn Jr. said, "I can fix them," but her dad walked away,

And came back with pipes down his pants, which made Junior say,

"You're getting worse, Dad," but he said, "I'm all right,

I'm just dehydrated" and he drank from a vase. Then, that night,

He asked Luna to play music with him but she said, "Dad,

I'm trying to sleep, have you gone mad?".

Lynn Sr. got her interested and they started to play,

Which woke up Luan and she said, "What the hey?!".

Lola had a nightmare and wanted to sleep,

In her parents' bed, so Lynn Sr. did creep,

Out of the closet to drag Lola back,

Claiming it was a dream to keep things on track.

Rita invited workers to help at the place,

But Linc, Lucy, the twins, and Lisa came home at a fast pace,

Because Lisa did something with nuke that went awry.

They noticed the workers and said to them, "Why?".

"This is our new book club," Rita then said.

Lisa was confused about the books being read.

They had fun in the bathroom being almost alone.

The next morning, Lana couldn't find her lucky chicken bone.

Charles had swallowed it (he hadn't outgrown stealing as a pup),

And he went to the bathroom and coughed the bone up.

In the bathroom, the parents found the bone on the floor,

And thought that Lana must've come through the door.

Lynn Sr. put a lock on, but Cliff jumped on in,

And played with the toilet roll. They thought it was Lynn.

Lynn Sr. put more locks on and Hops chased a fly.

He crawled through the vents, the sneaky little guy.

He fell in the toilet leaving water on the seat,

Then kept chasing the fly not one to admit defeat.

Lynn Sr. thought it was pee and he said, "Lincoln did,

This. He keeps forgetting to put the seat up, that kid."

He then said, "Don't worry, I know what to do.

I've installed lasers, and motion sensors too,

And a camera, and a security panel on the inside.

There's no way they'll get in!" Lynn Sr. cried.

That evening, however, they forgot the code,

And then they got locked in and no way out showed.

To make matters worse, the shower tap came off,

And water rushed in, making them splutter and cough.

They called for the kids saying, "Come, let us out!",

And the kids all came in, having heard their folks shout.

They broke the door down and then Rita did spill:

"We thought having our own bathroom would be a thrill,

But we're very sorry about having lied to you.

It's no longer something that we want to do."

Lana could fix it, but they couldn't afford,

It so they both lost their bathroom reward.