Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-30953185-20181210044726/@comment-32807753-20181212022811

Lynn St.: Your diaries.

Rits: [whispers] Lynn!

Kids: WHAT?!

Lynn Sr.: Uh, I mean Shakespeare!

Lisa: [stern] Shakespeare is an author. Not a book.

Lynn Sr.: [tucks shirt] Well, uh... I mean...

Rita: What your father meant to say was the diary of... a Loser Child.

Lori: That book series for elementary school kids?

Lynn Sr.: [gulps] Yep. Your mom and I just love those books.

[The kids squint in suspicion]