User blog:The Smarter, Wiser King Dedede/Loud House Short - Leni Drives Into a Lake

PREMISE: Lori is practice driving with Leni, but the latter misunderstands the GPS and drives the Vanzilla...into a lake. Oh, and Lana's turtles swim away.

Basically, it's The Loud House version of that one scene from The Office where Michael Scott misunderstands what his GPS is saying and drives his car into a lake (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOW_kPzY_JY) and also the scene when Michael and Dwight demand their chocolate turtles back (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TuYag60_-8).

LORI: I can't believe I agreed to help you practice drive for your next driving test. LENI: Oh, it's not that bad, Lori. Just think, when I get my license, I can drive us to the mall! LORI: If that ever happens, which at this rate, it won't. LENI: Why are those turtles in the back? LORI: Oh, those are Lana's turtles, she and Lola are at some Blueball Scouts thing and because everyone else was busy, she put me in charge of them while we practice drive. LENI: So, Lori, how am I doing so far? LORI: Well, you ran over some baby with a football-shaped head and a laser gun's tricycle and he looked really angry, but I think you're doing fine. GPS: Make a right turn. LENI: Make a right turn? LORI: No, Leni, it means bear right, as if you go straight, you'll eventually have to turn right to follow the road. You can't turn right here. LENI: But the GPS said turn right! LORI: No, it means you have to go up to the right, bear right, over the bridge, and then you'll hook up the highway. LENI: But, Lori, the GPS! I bet it found a shortcut! LORI: Leni, NO! LENI: Okay, GPS! Turning right! LORI: LENI, YOU CAN'T TURN RIGHT, THERE'S A LAKE UP AHEAD! LENI: Lori, the GPS knows what it's doing! LORI: YOU ARE MISUNDERSTANDING WHAT IT IS SAYING, THERE IS A LAKE THERE! LENI: THE GPS KNOWS ALL! LORI: LENI, YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING THE GPS, IT MEANS BEAR RIGHT NOT GO RIGHT, YOU ARE GOING TO DRIVE US INTO THE LAKE! LENI: THE GPS KNOWS WHAT IT'S DOING AND I WILL FOLLOW IT! LORI: LENI NO! (Leni drives the Vanzilla into the lake) LORI: Okay...stay calm! I have trained for this! Dad has told us what to do if we end up in a situation like this! LENI: Is this the carpool lane? LORI: LENI, EXIT THE WINDOW! GPS: Make a U-Turn, if possible. LORI: WATCH OUT FOR LEECHES! (the Vanzilla floods with water, and Lana's turtles swim away) LENI, ARE YOU OKAY!? SWIM FOR IT! LENI: Ew, this water is getting all over my dress! (Lori and Leni make it out of water) LORI: Oh, Dad's not gonna be happy about this... LENI: I see some green balls in the distance. LORI: Green balls? LANA'S TURTLES! (Lana's turtles swim away. Lori and Leni have shocked expressions on their faces.) LATER  (Lori and Leni are in their room, rather shaken from that episode. Lana, who came back from playing in the mud, comes in) LORI: Lana, how many times do I have to tell you, nobody but me and Leni are allowed in this room unless we let you? LANA: Ahem! (Lori and Leni get worried) LORI: Did you forget something? LANA: My turtles? Give them back. LORI: Lana, what is this? LANA: It's real simple: GIVE ME BACK MY TURTLES. LORI: Maybe you should leave. LANA: Yeah...maybe I should. Maybe I should leave. But before I do, I'm gonna relax on your bed. (Lana jumps onto Lori's bed and gets it all dirty) LORI: My bed! What do you think you're doing!? LANA: Oh, my shoes are so muddy! (she scrapes her shoes on Lori's bed) LORI: Lana, cut it out! LANA: Where are my turtles? WHERE ARE MY TURTLES!? LORI: Lana, please get out of here! LANA: 'WHERE ARE MY TURTLEEEEEEEES!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHERE ARE THEY!?!?!?!' LENI: Oh, Lans, please calm down! LORI: Lana, I will literally turn you into a human pretzel if you don't get out of this room! I've already done it to Lincoln once and I'm not afraid to do it you! LANA: Before I leave, I have an important announcement to make: I seem to be missing a group of turtles, and I will not be leaving this room until I obtain them back, so HAND, OVER, THE, TURTLES, NOW. LORI: ALRIGHT, THEY SWAM AWAY IN ROYAL WOODS LAKE WHEN THE VANZILLA CRASHED INTO THERE! LANA: YOU DID WHAT!?!?! LORI: DON'T BLAME ME, LENI DROVE THE VANZILLA INTO THE LAKE BECAUSE SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND SIMPLE GPS DIRECTIONS! LENI: It told me to turn right! (long silence ensues, then...) LANA: DAD!!!!!!!!! LORI (sighs) THE END