User blog:AustinDR/The Puppets Meet the Louds

Lincoln was outside, playing one of his games. Of course, his mother had told him to go outside, but she didn't say that he couldn't play his games outside, did she?

Lincoln: Ah, what a wonderful day. Normally things would be hectic at the Loud house, but everything's been quiet lately. Not only taht, but I had caught up on all of my chores meaning that I can play these games for as long as I want. What can possibly go wrong?

Lincoln sees a pink portal open up.

Lincoln: Me and my big mouth....

He hides behind the bushes, and watches the portal widen.

???: Dang it, Carlos, this isn't Hollowtown!!

???: Well, don't get mad at me. I probably used the wrong spell.

???: I knew we shouldn't have trusted you to get us home.

Without warning, another voice speaks up.

???: We should've asked that gnome we met for directions.

???: Shut up!

Lincoln was curious. He quietly moves towards the next bush to get a closer viewer. To his surprise, he sees people emerging from the portal. One was a young boy with black hair, hazel eyes, a red T-shirt, and blue pants. The second person to emerge from the portal was a young girl with black hair, a green dress, with a flower wrapped around her torso. She had blue eyes, and a scowl on her face. Next came a girl with blonde hair, green eyes, and blue overalls covering a red shirt. She was freckled, and possessed a space between her front teeth. She had a piece of grass in her teeth. She spoke next.

???: This place looks perty nice.

A few more people walk out of the portal. One was a young woman wearing a black and white stripped shirt and brown shorts; another woman had long black hair, and a yellow top and brown pants; yet another young woman had long, blue pigtails, as well as a more analytical expression on her face. Last came a young boy and a young girl. The young girl had blue eyes, and red hair, and the boy had short blonde hair, brown eyes, and was wearing an orange shirt and light blue shorts.

Lincoln: Who are these people?

He stopped when the long-haired woman spoke up.

???: Where are we, Angie?

The blue-haired woman looked down at her device.

Angie: Says here that we're in "Royal Woods, Michigan", Mackenzie.

Mackenzie: Oh dear. We're far from home indeed.

The young girl with red hair's stomach began to growl.

???: Are we there yet? My tummy's rumbling.

She glances over at the young boy.

Chucky: Don't even think about it, Amanda.

Amanda: But I'm hungry.

The woman with the black and white shirt stood in between them.

Kimberly: Well, how about we knock on that house over there?

(She points to the Loud family's house.)

Kimberly: Bet we can get you a light snack there.

(Lincoln gasped, accidentally getting their attention.)

Carlos: Who's there?

Amanda starts to smell the air.

Amanda: I smell human meat.

Carlos: What does it smell like?

Amanda: I smell....sweat. And it's coming from that bush over there!

(She runs over to the bush, and forcibly drags Lincoln out of it.)

Amanda: I win! Can I eat this one, Kimberly?

Kimberly: Amanda! We agreed for you to lay off human flesh.

(She bends down and looks at Lincoln. Her nose starts to bleed.)

Kimberly: Besides, this one's too cute to eat.

(Lincoln giggles nervously.)

Carlos: Well, don't leave us hanging. Who are you?

Lincoln: Lincoln. Lincoln Loud.

Carlos: Lincoln....oh, like those Lincoln logs, right?

Lincoln: Well, no...

Carlos: Anyway, my name's Carlos. That girl over there with the blonde hair is named Clementine. That girl you heard me argue with earlier, as well as the eternal pain in my side is named Ally.

Ally: F@ck you, Carlos!

Carlos: Right back at ya. This boy over there is named Chucky, and the young girl who dragged you out of the bush is named Aman....Amanda! Stop nibbling his arm!

(Lincoln looks down, and sees that Amanda was nibbling on his right arm.)

Lincoln: Ah!!!

(Amanda stops.)

Carlos: You have to forgive her. She can't help it. Besides, everyone knows that mermaids crave human flesh.

Lincoln: Mermaid? That thing's a mermaid?!!

Carlos: Yeah. You got a problem with that?

Lincoln: They don't exist.

Carlos: Look, I'd love to keep chatting with you, but if you know what's good for you, I'd suggest letting her get some food, or you know what.

Lincoln: OK.

(He leads them to the house, and he opens the door for them.)

Lori: Hey, Lincoln, how's....

(She sees all these strange people with him.)

Lori: Uh...who are they?

Lincoln: It's a long story.

Lori: That can wait. Besides, mom and dad are out, so that means that I'm in charge.

Ally: What? Who made you queen?

Lori: Excuse me?

Ally: There is no way that I'm gonna let a &#^&# like you boss me around.

Lori: What did you say you little ingrate?

Ally: You heard me!

Lori: That's it, come here!!

(The two start to fight. Lori lays a few blows to the young girl only to then be held back by some unknown force.)

Lori: What?

(Ally lifts her hands, and twirls L:ori around in the air.)

Ally: No one tells me what to do!

(Kimberly kicks Ally's leg)

Ally: OW!

(She drops Lori.)

Lincoln: What was that?

Ally: Telekinesis, dummy.

(The other sisters walk in.)

Luna: Hey, Linc, we heard all of the commotion. What's going.....

Luan: Uh, who are you guys?

(Lincoln tells them who they are.)

Lisa: Proposterous. Magic doesn't exist.

Clementine: Oh, then how did we get her, little missus Einstein?

Lisa: A wormhole.

Clementine: Sure, you go with your explanation, and I'll go with mine.

(Mackenzie and Angie sit on the couch.)

Angie: 11 kids? Wow, the parents must really have....

Mackenzie: Not in front of the kids, dear.

Angie: Oh, right.

Lucy: So you're a real vampire?

Angie hops forward out of fright while Mackenzie remained motionless.

Mackenzie: Indeed, I am.

Lucy: I have so many questions to ask you.

Mackenzie: Well, it looks like my friends and I will be stuck here for a few days or whatever, so I'm all ears.

(Clementine pulls out a ukulele, and she began to strum on it.)

Luna: Rad, you're a music girl too?

Clementine: Yes'um. Been playing Lucille for about a few years now.

Luna: Fascinating. Hang on, I'm gonna go get my bass.

(She runs to her room.)

(Kimberly oggles Lincoln.)

Kimberly: So...do you have any girlfriends?

Lincoln: (nervously) Uh.....

Kimberly: Ah, you're so cute when you're at a loss for words.

(She leans in forwards Lincoln, making him even more flustered.)

Lincoln: Guys...help.....

(Clementine bashes Kimberly's head with her ukulele, giving her a large bump.)

Clementine: Sorry about that, pumpkin. She's not harmful.

Lincoln: Really?

Clementine: Well, she might try to kidnap you and take her back to her house to make you her latest toy, but that's nothing to worry about.,

Lincoln: Yay?.....

(Lola and Lana run up to Clementine.)

Lola: Can you play a song for us?

Clementine: Shoot, of course.

(She starts to play for them.)

(Lynn takes a glance into Chucky's bag.)

Lynn: You have a sword!?

Chucky: (embarrassingly) Yes. I got it from training.

Lynn: Too cool!

(She tries to pull it out of the bag, but she couldn't.)

Lynn: Why can't I pull this out?

Chucky: It can only be lifted by those that the sword deems worthy. Since there isn't that many people around.

(Leni walks over.)

Leni: Ooo, shiny thing!

(She reaches in, and pulls out the sword. Lynn and Chucky's mouths hang agape.)

Leni: Ah man....I thought it was a necklace.

WIP