User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: ARGGH! You for Real?

Lincoln was watching ARGGH! one night with Clyde.

When the specter was caught, "That's amazing!", they cried.

Hunter said, "I'll go to Royal Woods for a tour!".

The boys said, "We'll go there and watch it for sure!".

When they got there, there was a big crowd in the way.

Clyde said, "Don't you worry. It's OK.

I'll use my periscope to see what is there."

He thought he saw a cave, but it was a man's ear!

That man got angry so they ran up a tree.

Lincoln said, "This is cool! Now we can see!",

But Clyde was afraid and he almost passed out.

They fell from the tree and "Stop loafing about!",

Said a woman who thought the boys worked on the show.

Clyde was about to explain to her, "No,"

But Linc shut him up and tried to play along with her.

The boys sneaked onset to watch it occur.

Hunter blew his nose and Clyde wanted the tissue.

The lady from before started the cue.

Hunter said, "I will try and catch this ghost if I can!".

The lights flickered, but that was all done by a man.

Lincoln said, "Please stop, dude. You'll start a riot.",

But that same woman told him to be quiet.

She then told the boys to fire fake slime.

The scene ended, but that's not the end of our rhyme.

It gave the boys a shock knowing their show was fake.

If they were drinking, they'd have done a spit take.

The boys were both angry and a little bit sad.

Linc deleted the show. Harold said, "Clyde's gone mad!

He's throwing out his toys! Could you help us please!?"

Lincoln said, "Sure, I think it'll be a breeze,

I know why he's doing it," and he came around.

"I know you're unhappy," Lincoln Loud frowned.

"Well, at least I'm glad I am not in the dark,"

Said Clyde, "Maybe everything's just for a lark."

Lincoln stormed off to chew Hunter out.

He said, "I used to love what your show is about,

But we found it was fake and now Clyde's in a funk.

Why did you feed all us kids made-up junk?!".

Hunter said, "I want to hunt ghosts for real,

But TV has a schedule and we made a deal.

I couldn't find ghosts so we had to pretend.

How I wish that I could cheer up your friend."

Linc had a plan which he thought might be cool.

Meanwhile, Clyde was sulking in a kids' pool.

Over the walkie, Hunter said, "There's a ghost,

But I'm missing the equipment that I need most."

Clyde was reluctant but he said, "Fine, for you,

I will come round and see what I can do."

When they came, it looked like a ghost was about.

Instantly, Clyde lost all of his doubt.

It turned out that most of this trick was a lie,

But no one knew what made the soda can fly.

The McBrides still thought that urban legends were true,

But that's a small price to pay for them still being into,

What they enjoyed and so everyone won.

Lincoln, both fathers, and also their son.