User blog:Ianj1997/Lisa's Rocket

(Starts with Lincoln runs to Lisa & Lily's room)

Lincoln: Hey Lisa! Hey Lisa! Hey Lisa! (While knocking on the door, he hears coming from outside, he runs outside & sees a spaceship comes up from undrneath the ground at the left side of the Loud House) Wow! (Lisa peeks her head out of a spaceship window)

Lisa: Hey Lincoln, how do you like it?

Lincoln: What is it?

Lisa: It's a rocket ship, duh!

Lincoln: Aren't you too young for a rocket ship?

Lisa: Science always right

Lincoln: Well okay

Lisa: I'll meet you downstairs and show you around

(Lisa rides an elevator on the bottom floor and meets Lincoln downstairs)

Lincoln: Wow, what are you gonna do with it?

Lisa:(Pointing to a poster of the moon) I'm going to the moon, Lincoln

Lincoln The moon! (confused) Wait! Aren't you....

Lisa: I know & remember, science always right!

Lincoln: Alright then, can I go?

Lisa: No way, Lincoln. Especially after your little mishap with your whirlybird (Shown graveyard of dead animals) Besides, there's not enough room for you

Lincoln: But I'm your big brother & I don't take up that much space! (Squishes himself into a little person) See? (Downsizes himself to fit into a little drawer) I can fit in here (Closes the drawer) Mmm, cozy

Lisa: I need that drawer

Lincoln: Well, how about...(jumps into a test tube) This? (jumps into another test tube) Or this? (jumps into another test tube) Or this?

Lisa: Lincoln, this isn't for fun (Shows her clipboard with math equations on it) See this? This is science. I don't have time for games & I don't have time for stowaways

(Lincoln is behind a set of bars)

Lincoln:(sighs) Fine (deep voice) Put me in the brig, I don't mind

Lisa: That's the air vent, Lincoln (pushes a button to turn the air vent on that blows Lincoln out of it) I need that, too

Lincoln: Oh, please, can I go? Can I? Can I? Huh? Please?

Lisa: All right. Y'all can ride in the cargo hold if you just...

Lincoln:(Running around the ship) Yeah! Goin' to the moon! Moon ride! Moon ride! Moon ride!

Lisa:(Grabs Lincoln) But this time, just don't touch anything

(Cuts to Lisa pumping a gun & Lincoln comes to watch her)

Lincoln: Wow, look at that pop gun. Are we gonna go hunting aliens on the moon?

Lisa: Aww, hush, silly (shoots her gun and 3 gray nets cover a couple items) This is for harvesting moon rocks

Lincoln: Well, when you're done playing with rocks, you could use that for some serious alien hunting

Lisa: Aliens? Are you nuts? I've been to the moon, there are no aliens

Lincoln: Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. How could you be so naive? There's evidence all around us. How do you explain Atlantis, cow licks, 99 cents stores? (walk around & forms a circle around him & Lisa with his shoes) And how about those mysterious circles that pop up in corn fields over night? (sees a circle) Ah! There's one now!

Lisa: Lincoln, you don't know the first thing about outer space. Now go to your & get some shut eye. Be here tomorrow at the crack of dawn & leave those crazy alien notions behind.

Lincoln:(Trying to sleep. Checks the clock every few seconds) Oh, hurry up! (grabs two clothes pins & puts them on his eyelids) These oughta do the trick

Ian & Clyde:(Sitting in the window) Hiya, Lincoln! (Clothes pins shoot off his eyes)

Lincoln: What is it, guys? Can't you see I'm sleeping here?

Clyde: Well, were know you're going on that moon trip tomorrow, so we just wanted to bring you something.

Lincoln: A present?

Clyde: No

Ian: Uhh, Lincoln, is Lisa's rocket alien proof?

Lincoln: There are no aliens, guys. Just ask Lisa

Clyde:(shows a spray can) Well, I guess you won't be needing this alien repellent for your trip!

Lincoln: Alien repellet? Let me see that. (looks at the can) New-Out Window Protectant. Does not stop burglars. Well, I guess you're right, you guys. We'd better go spray those windows