User blog:Harburton81/Fanfiction - Snowmageddon

My sixty-sixth fanfiction. FINALLY!! After a long case of writer's block and finishing up school, I'm back with a new fanfiction. Enjoy, because I hope it's worth the wait.

Plot
(It's snowing at the Loud House while cold winds are breezing throughout the horizon and snowflakes are falling on the ground. Lincoln is inside his room drinking a mug of hot cocoa)

LINCOLN: Now that's good cocoa. (to the viewers) Winter days are fun here at the Loud House. However, winter days aren't fun thanks to certain ponytail wearing sister of mine. If you'd think I'm talking about Lynn, you're dead wrong. Luan is the cause, and every year she does snow related pranks to us that get us frostbite for weeks.

(It shows Mr. Grouse is checking through his mailbox, and a barrage of snowball come out of it and he gets bombarded by snowballs)

MR. GROUSE: Man, I wish I could've been inside my home with a decent sports package.

(It cuts back to Lincolnn finishing his cocoa, he closes his window)

LINCOLN: See what I mean? Luan called this, (gulps) "Snowmageddon". I better prepare myself as well with my other sisters. Before I do that, here's a montage of all the snow-related pranks she've done.

(As the lone boy of the family said that, it cuts to flashbacks of Luan's various snow-related pranks. Flashback #1 shows the twins are trapped in a pile of snow)

LUAN: You "snow" the drill! No snow in our pants! (laughs)

(Flashback #2 shows Lynn is lying hurt on a pile of snow, the snow falls to reveal to be sack of potatoes. Luan then appears on a sled)

LUAN: It "sled" you to the wrong conclusion! (laughs)

(Flashback #3 shows Lincoln is freezing in a block of ice)

LUAN: I hope you have an "ice" day, Lincoln! (laughs)

(It cuts back to the present where Lincoln shivers)

LINCOLN: Oh, man. (aggravated) And I'm still peeved that Luan shoves a bucket of ice in my pants. I wonder if the other sisters are preparing themselves for Snowmageddon.

(Lincoln walks out of his room to see the hallway is entirely empty)

LINCOLN: Oh, yeah. The other sisters were so scared of Snowmageddon, that they hide at Pop Pop's for the weekend.

(Suddendly, a computer monitor appears in front of Lincoln and it switches on by itself, showing Luan, in her winter clothes, is in her room with a slingshot)

LUAN: Hello, my dear brother.

LINCOLN: Hello? Hello to yourself! Why are you always doing these snow-related pranks?

LUAN: It's all prank and war, brother! You better hide because there's "snow" way out! (laughs) Later!

(Luan signs off. Lincoln is left there, scared)

LINCOLN: Oh, man. I wonder how the others are doing.

(It shows Sunset Canyon Retirement Home where the other sisters are drinking hot chocolate in Pop Pop'a living room)

ALBERT: How's the hot cocoa, girls?

LORI: It's literally the best cocoa I've ever tasted!

LUNA: Dude, this was a rocking idea to come to Pop Pop's place!

LYNN: Yeah, I am not getting trapped in another one of Luan's pranks!

LANA: Wait a second... if we're here, then who's left at the house?

LUCY: Obviously, Luan is still there.

(The sisters talk among themselves, then they all gasp)

SISTERS: SHE'S GONNA PRANK LINCOLN!!

ALBERT: Girls! Girls! What's the matter?

LENI: This is very bad!

LOLA: This is totes bad!

LOLA AND LENI: Linky's alone at Snowmageddon!

ALBERT: What's Snowmageddon?

LORI: Snowmageddon is when that pontytail pranking psycho unleashes a whirlwind of snow fury!

LISA: As in other words, Luan does snow related pranks to us. Hence the reason why we snuck out and went to here.

(Luna dials Lincoln's phone number on her phone and tosses it to Leni)

LUNA: Call Lincoln and make he's okay, dude.

LENI: I'm on it.

(Back at home, Lincoln, now wearing his winter clothes, is in his room with tons of snacks, drinks, a heater, and many other things)

LINCOLN: Okay, I got lots of food, I got my winter clothes on, and no Luan in sight.

(Lincoln then gets a ring from his cell phone, he answers it and puts it on speaker)

LINCOLN: Hello?

(The other sisters quickly gathers around Leni)

LENI: Linky, are you okay?!

LINCOLN: Girls? Is that you?

LENI: Are you hurt?! Are you sick?!

LINCOLN: No, no! I'm okay. I figure that Luan didn't start her pranking spree, so I bundle up in my winter clothes and has supplies in my room.

LYNN: Smart move, dude.

LINCOLN: Man, I hope Luan doesn't go insane psycho with her pranking.

LUNA: We'll talk later, bro. Good luck.

LINCOLN: Thanks, see ya.

(Lincoln hnags up. Luna hangs up and Leni hands Luna her phone)

LORI: I hope he'll be okay. He did sacrifice himself for us when he suffer through all of those pranks.

LYNN: And that time he and Dad thought of that plan to get Luan back.

LOLA: What are we standing her for? We gotta go back and help him!

(The sisters begin to put on their winter clothes)

ALBERT: Girls, what's the rush?

LORI: We gotta get home before Luan brutally prank our brother!

ALBERT: Not before eating a cookie?

LOLA: We appreciate your cooking, Pop Pop, but we have to leave, ASAP.

ALBERT: (pulls up a trap) But they're double chocolate chip.

(Upon hearing that, the girls rushes to Pop-Pop and takes a cookie, they begin munching on a cookie)

LORI: Maybe we can stay here for a couple of more minutes.

(At home, Lincoln is eating a sandwich, he notices his watch is beeping. He swallows his sandwich and finds the time is now 12:00, high noon)

LINCOLN: Snowmageddon starts now. (pulls out a slingshot) It's time to de-prank this evil enchantress.

(Lincoln then walks out of his room and proceeds to walk downstairs. Unbeknownst to Lincoln, the stairs are completely covered in ice and he slips on the ice, causing him to fall down the stairs)

LINCOLN: Ow... that hurts.

(Luan slyly slides down the banister to Lincoln)

LUAN: There is "snow" way out of this one. (laughs)

LINCOLN: You already use that joke!

LUAN: Doesn't matter. You just set only one prank in this house. There are a total of 14 pranks in and around the house. That's a slippery slope. (skates off)

LINCOLN: I am gonna hurt her. (gets up and skates to the couch) Okay, she said there's 14 more pranks in and around the house. I set off one of them, so there is 13 more to go.

(A pair of arms then takes Lincoln, who screams. In Rita's room, it shows Lincoln is tied up on a chair, it shows two large sillhouettes appear in front of him)

LINCOLN: Huh? What's going on?! Where am I?!

(One of the sillhoutes then turn the lights on, revealing it's Rita and Lynn Sr.)

LINCOLN: Mom? Dad? You'd you tied me up?

RITA: Alright, who are you and what you done with Lincoln?!

LINCOLN: (baffled) Are you serious! It's me!

LYNN SR: But how'd we know if your our son?

LINCOLN: (sighs in annoyance) Okay, Mom, while we're at the dentist, you wanted to be a novelist, and Dad, you quit your I.T. job because you wanted to be a chef.

LYNN SR: Son, it is you!

(Rita then quickly unties Lincoln as she and Lynn Sr. hugs their son)

RITA: Thank goodness, you're alright, sweetie!

LINCOLN: Yeah, no kidding. Luan has gone insane with Snowmageddon!

LYNN SR: I agree, son. She already got us a snowball barrage.

(It shows snowballs all around their room)

LINCOLN: Whoa.

RITA: What are you doing down here, anyway?

LINCOLN: I'm going to stop Luan.

LYNN SR: It's a suicide mission! You'll get "iced"! (chuckles)

(Rita glares at her husband because of this time)

LYNN SR: Oh, sorry.

LINCOLN: Mother, father, please let me do this. I'll suffer

RITA: (sighs) I know I'm gonna regret this, but good luck, sweetie.

LINCOLN: Thanks, guys.

(Lynn Sr and Rita then hugs Lincoln. He then exits his parents' room as they boarded up their room. He puts on a pair of goggles)

LINCOLN: Let's "iced" this sucka. (cracks his neck)

(Lincoln then pulls out the blueprints of the the house and crosses off the staircase)

LINCOLN: Let's start the kitchen.

(Lincoln then walks to the kitchen to look around for what prank Luan is doing next)

LINCOLN: Let's see what else is there.

(Lincoln then finds the freezer shaking wildly, he opens it and a block of ice was launch from the freezer by a spring as it hits Lincoln, causing him to fall. His chipped tooth hits the ice block, causing it to break)

LINCOLN: Ow, my chipped tooth.

LUAN: That's a "chip" of the old block! (laughs)

(Lincoln then crosses off the kitchen, Lincoln then thinks of a way to get back upstairs)

LINCOLN: Man, I hope there's a way to get back upstairs.

(Lincoln got an idea. It shows Lincoln is next to the thermometer, he turns it from 34 degrees to 92 degrees. The heat melted the ice off the stairs, giving Lincoln the chance to run back upstairs. In her room, Luan watched what Lincoln did and is enraged)

LUAN: Oh, he's good. But he's not stopping me!

(Luan then pulls something out of her bunkbed and it's a safe. She puts in the combination in this order: 5-2-20-16. She opens it and presses a button and something in Lisa and Lily's room then glow red eyes. Its, off-screen, walks to Luan and Luna's room. Luan then smiles deviously)

LUAN: Let's see if you get out of this one, Lincoln. (laughs evilly)

(As Luan is laughing, it cuts back to Sunset Canyon Retirement Home where the other sisters are in a hot tub, relaxing)

LORI: (sighs) This is the life. I can't believe this retirement home has a hot tub.

LENI: Totes. You said it, Lori.

LUNA: Nice thinking of bringing our swimsuits, dude.

POP-POP: (swimming in the lake) Make yourself at home, girls.

(Lynn notices Pop-Pop's swimming trunks are next to the pool)

LYNN: Um... Pop-Pop, your trunks are... (shudders) Never mind.

(Lisa is sitting near the pool reading a book, she realizes something)

LUNA: What's wrong, dude?

LISA: (scratching her head, nervous) Well, I might lend Luan my robot, Robot Tood, I may have reprogrammed him.

LOLA: The same robot that helps you become average after you transfered to Lincoln's 5th grade class?

LISA: Yeah, and I kind of let Luan borrow Robot Todd for Snowmageddon after I, and now he's gonna iced Lincoln.

LORI: (angered) You did what?!

(Everyone else scolds Lisa for her idiocy, Lori's phone then rings and she answers it)

LORI: Hello?

LUAN: Ah, it turns out that Lisa told you guys about our deal.

LUCY: Deal? What deal?

LUAN: Well, my gloomy sister, Lisa let me borrow some spare parts and build a few robots a prank I've been saving upon on. Plus, it'll "iced" Lincoln for good. (laughs evilly)

(Everyone then glares at Lisa, who smiles nervously)

LISA: She exchange for some spare parts for I can get some money for a new textbook.

LORI: Lisa, how could you?!

LISA: I'm sorry, Lori! That she-devil forced for a deal I can't get out of.

LANA: Oh, man. Now we got to go back for him.

(The sisters then runs to Pop'Pop's room and begin to change into their regular clothes and begin to put on their winter clothes)

LENI: Man, I hope Linky will be okay.

(/Suddendly, a bunch of ropes then was launched around the room, the ropes then were around the sisters, this tying them up)

SISTERS: Dang it!

(Back at home, Lincoln hurries out of Lori and Leni's room while getting hit by many ice cubes. He shuts the door and pants)

LINCOLN: Man, Lori's going to be so mad when she find out that Luan covered her room with ice cubes.

(Lincoln then checks off Lori and Leni's room, he finds that there is only one room left: Luna and Luan's room)

LINCOLN: (excited) Haha! There's only one room left! (opens the door) Luan, I'm coming... (his excitement turns into shock) after you.

(It shows Robot Todd is in Luan's room)

LINCOLN: (relieved) Oh, it's just Todd.

(However, Todd then extends his magnet into a launcher, his scissors then changes into a buzzsaw, his wheel transformed into two large feet. Todd then grows much larger and changes more menacingly)

ROBOT TODD: ''Namaste! ''YOU'RE GONNA BE ICED!

(Todd then uses its scanner to scans a shocked Lincoln and gets an identity confirmation)

ROBOT TODD: Identity confimed. OBLITERATE!

(Lincoln gulps in shock. It shows Lincoln kicking down the door while screaming in horror as Robot Todd gives chase and start firing snowballs at Lincoln)

TO BE CONTINUED...