Thread:Peachy4872/@comment-39062437-20190819190438/@comment-39062437-20190828005830

Classic Luna

(Luna was walking to Sam's house with a plate of cupcakes)

Luna: Oh, I can't wait to hang out with Sam. I hope she likes the cupcakes I baked. It took me four tries to bake them, but these are finally perfect.

(Luna arrived at the house and knocked on the door. Mrs. Sharp opened the door.)

Mrs. Sharp: Hello, Luna.

Luna: Hi, Mrs. Sharp. I came to see Sam. I made cupcakes for us to share.

Mrs. Sharp: Great! She's upstairs in her room.

(Luna goes upstairs to see Sam. As she approaches Sam's room, she hears Sam talking to her brother.)

Sam: What was I thinking, Simon? When I first got to know her, I thought she was amazing. But now I think she's terrible.

Simon: But you said you liked her.

Sam: I think I was wrong. I take back everything I said about her.

Luna: (gasps, thinks to self) Is she talking about me?

Sam: Her music is the worst, and her personality is just awful. Plus, her looks make me sick. I wish I never saw her.

(Luna teared up and dropped the cupcakes. Then she starts to leave the house. But it turns out Sam was actually talking about a female rockstar named Millie Cycle.)

Sam: (rips up Millie Cycle poster) I am so done with liking Millie Cycle.