Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-31647719-20180729221420

Lincoln: Hopefully he's calling to figure out a way to stop me.

Howard: Yeah, and make him see the error of his ways.

Lynn: Are you kidding me?! The only way for him to learn is to get the crud beat out of him!

[The other kids and Mr. Grouse agree.]

Rita: Now kids, don't go for violence as an option. How would Lincoln feel if-

Lincoln: You know mom? I wouldn't blame them if they want to beat me up. Heck! Even I would want to beat myself up for all the horrible stuff I did to everyone! It's like One Angry Person, but worse!