User blog:007Jamesdean/The Problem with Trolls

It starts in Lori's room and Lori and Naruto were on the computer.

Lori and Naruto had just created a video of Lori flying in the sky and she made a message to Bobby saying "Bobby, Will you Marry Me?" in the clouds. They recently uploaded it on social media.

Lori: Thanks for helping me with this video for Bobby, Naruto.

Naruto: No problem Lori. When you can fly, you can do anything in the air.

Lori: That's true. [Beep] Finished uploading. I hope I receive alot of likes.

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I am on my computer and I saw Lori's video.

Me: Wow. This is really good. Lori and Naruto did a great job. I got to send them a comment.

I type on my laptop.

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Lori got my comment.

My profile name is FlyingCosmos3001.

Lori: It's from J.D. "Great video Lori. You and Naruto did a fantastic job. I hope Bobby likes it." He left a thumbs up and a happy face emoticon. Aw. That's so sweet of J.D. to comment. [Beep] Another one.

It was from Bobby. His profile name was RobertoBusyBee6000.

Lori: It's from Bobby!

It was actually a video comment.

Lori: Oh it's a video comment.

Naruto: Lets watch it.

Lori clicks the link.

Bobby: [On the computer] Hey babe. I saw your video and of course I will marry you. I love you more than anyone in the world.

He turns the camera and it shows him proposing to her and he had a beautiful ring.

Lori was crying in tears of happiness.

Naruto: Congratulations Lori.

Lori: Thanks Naruto. I couldn't have done this without you. [Beep] Another one. From J.D. "Congratulations, Lori. I saw Bobby's proposal and I'm so happy for you. I can't wait for the wedding." Thank you J.D. [Beep] Another one. It's from no one I know.

But this one was going to ruin everything.

Lori: "This message is so stupid." [Gasp] Who would say such a thing!?

Naruto: I don't know. [3 Computer Beeps] Three more came in.

Lori: Lets see. "You two are so pathetic it makes me sick." "Lori is a dumb blonde idiot" "Bobby belongs in a Mental Hospital"?

Lori broke down crying and cried into her pillow on her bed.

Naruto: That guy's a monster! [Beep] Another comment from J.D. "Hey! Who the heck do you think you are?! You can't talk to Lori and Bobby like that! I oughta come over there and bash your brains in!"

Lori: [Crying] That creep! He ruined me!

Me, Varie, Aylene, Lincoln and Laney come in.

Me: Lori! We saw those comments and you are dealing with an Internet Troll.

Lori: An internet troll? What's that?

Varie: It's a slang term for someone that upsets people on the internet by being a total jerk and post mean comments and all that stuff.

Aylene: Trust me. They are pests.

Lincoln and Laney came to her and comforted her.

Lincoln: Lori you should ignore people like that. They will only make things bad for you if you paid attention to them.

Laney: Lincoln's right. I saw your video and I thought it was pretty good.

Lincoln: Me too.

Varie: I saw it too.

Aylene: Same here and congratulations Lori.

Lori: Thanks Aylene. But who is this guy?

Me: Let's see here.

I look at his account name and it was a kooky one.

Me: His name is PizzaPocket666?

Lincoln: That's a stipid name.

Me: He has the Armageddon Number in it. Fitting. Let me see if I can trace him.

I type in a code and trace the account name to the computer it came from and it gave me a map and it drew a line all the way to an unknown address.

Me: 2123 Kirby Dr.?

Lori knew that address.

Lori: That's Carol's house.

Varie: But I thought she was banned from all social media sites.

Me: She must've found a loophole in her ban and got a friend to do it. That cunning little viper.

Lori: [Infuriated] When I find Carol, I'm gonna grind her into dust!

Varue: She's now an internet troll.

The doorbell rang and I answered it and it was a boy with blonde hair, glasses and dressed in a shirt, tie, blue jeans and fancy shoes. It was my computer club friend Charlie McDonnell.

Me: Charlie. How's it going man?

Charlie: [As Eddie Deezen] I've been monitoring the computer signals and found an internet troll sending messages to Lori.

Me: Yeah. I found out too. It's Carol Pingrey.

Charlie: Carol?! I thought she was gone after the Homecoming Queen Scandel.

Me: That's what I thought too. Come on in.

We head into Lori's room.

Lori: Charlie.

Charlie: Hello Lori. I saw your video and I thought it was beautiful. Congratulations on the future wedding.

Lori: Thank you.

Lincoln: Hey Charlie.

Charlie: Hey Lincoln. How have you been doing?

Lincoln: Great thank you.

Charlie: You're welcome. Laney, you're doing well.

Laney: Thanks Charlie.

Varie: Good to have you here Charlie.

Charlie: Thanks Varie.

Lori: Carol's been sending me mean messages.

Charlie: Yeah. J.D. told me. Carol needs to be taught a lesson.

Me: Lets brainstorm.

We start thinking and just when I was about to get an idea, an RV Slams through the wall and opened up and out on a slide came Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa: Good Morning!

Me: Uncle Grandpa! Wow!

Uncle Grandpa: That's right J.D. I heard you guys got an internet troll problem.

Me: It's worse than that. The troll is Carol Pingrey, Lori's arch nemesis.

Uncle Grandpa: Well I'm more than happy to help out. Lets pay Carol a visit. Mr. Gus, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, Pizza Steve, Tiny Miracle, it's action time.

Me: Lets go.

We all rush over to Carol's house and I knock on the door. Uncle Grandpa hid Varie, Aylene, Naruto, Charlie, Lincoln, Laney, Mr. Gus, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, Pizza Steve and Tiny Miracle inside Belly Bag and Belly Bag was on my waist.

Her dad answered.

Mr. Pingrey: Oh hello, J.D.

Me: Hello Mr. Pingrey. Can I talk to Carol?

Mr. Pingrey: Sure. Come on in.

Me: Thank you.

I walk in and saw Carol's room down the hall.

Belly Bag: That must be Carol's room.

Me: It sure is Belly Bag.

We tip toe up to the door and I knock on it.

Carol: I'm busy.

Me: [In my head] I better disguise my voice. [Out loud and imitating Pat Sajak] Carol Pingrey you won an appearence on America's Game, Wheel of Fortune.

Carol let out a squeal of joy and opened the door and found us all outside and ready to fight. Uncle Grandpa changed the room into a medieval castle with lots of warriors.

Carol: Lori, what are you doing here?

Lori: You sent those evil messages to me and you will pay big time!

Carol: You deserve it Lori! I hate your guts after everything you did to me!

Me: You had it coming Carol!

Uncle Grandpa: Carol what you're doing is wrong. You hurt Lori's feelings. Bobby and Lori are getting married in a while.

Mr. Gus: Internet Trolls should never use the internet.

Pizza Steve: Pizza Steve can't argue with that. You are one nasty dumb blonde!

Carol: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!

Pizza Steve: You heard me! Pizza Steve called you a nasty dumb blonde!

Carol: [Enraged] YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET IT!!!

I unsheathe my sword, Lori, Lincoln, and Laney spread their wings and destroyed all the warriors and Lori fired a blast of tornadic wind and it hit Carol and blew her into a wall and she crashed through.

Uncle Grandpa: Here Lincoln.

Uncle Grandpa hands Lincoln one of his magic swords.

Lincoln: Thanks Uncle Grandpa.

Lincoln slashes more warriors and they explode into balls of lightning.

Lincoln: Cool!

Charlie: Chew on this.

Charlie fired a bunch of lasers from a laser gun and vaporized some of the warriors

Naruto: Eat all of us! Believe It!

Naruto formed a bunch of Shadow Clones and formed a bunch of Rasengan and destroyed most of the warriors.

Uncle Grandpa: Laney, you could use this.

He hands Laney another magic sword and she slashes more warriors and they turn into numerous types of fruit and vegetables.

Laney: A produce sword. Cool!

Pizza Steve: Eat this!

Pizza Steve throws globs of hot cheese at the warriors and they cover their view.

Giant Realistic Flying Tiger: [Roars]

Giant Realistic Flying Tiger flies and splatters the warriors with a rainbow trail.

Mr. Gus: Eat This!

Mr. Gus blows fire from his mouth and fries the warriors.

Tiny Miracle turns into a killer cyborg and blasts them with lasers.

Lori and Carol were ripping eachother apart.

Carol: I have always been better than you Lori.

Lori: Not anymore Carol.

Lori fired a blast of wind and blew Carol through more walls and knocked her out.

Lori: Don't ever use the internet again.

Me: We did it.

Later we told Carol's parents what went down and Carol was taken away to a special reform school.

Uncle Grandpa was getting ready to leave.

Me: Thanks for all your help Uncle Grandpa. We all owe you one.

Uncle Grandpa: Anytime J.D. Lincoln, Laney, you can keep those swords.

Lincoln: Thanks Uncle Grandpa. This is awesome!

Lori: Thank you for helping me Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa: Anytime Lori. And congratulations to you and Bobby. Well see ya.

Uncle Grandpa's RV flew away.

Me: Wow. That was awesome.

Varie: It was. Uncle Grandpa is a great guy.

Me: Yeah. I just hope that Carol learns a lesson from all of this.

Lori: And what's that?

Me: Never be a jerk on the internet or there will be terrible consequences.

Lincoln: You said it.

Laney: True to that.

Naruto: Believe it.

THE END.

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Another fanfiction done.

I got the idea for this one from the Uncle Grandpa Episode "Internet Troll". I also love Uncle Grandpa. He's funny and has alot of awesome adventures helping kids. I did a crossover chapter with Uncle Grandpa because I thought it would be cool. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.

Uncle Grandpa is owned by Peter Browngardt and Cartoon Network.