User blog:AustinDR/The Creepiest Sister?


 * 1) Luan: Yeah, that's no surprise there. Luan easily takes the cake for the most creepy of the sisters. I guess what makes Luan unsettling for me is how I always suspect her of being mentally unstable; given the opportunity, out of the cast of characters, I'd expect Luan to be the first one to become ax crazy. How she would speak for Mr. Coconuts also slightly unnerved me, though not to a great extent, mostly because it seemed to suggested that Luan had some mental issues. And then we get April Fool's Day: the duology. At this point, I am honestly worried for Luan's mental health as she seems to bottle all of her intended pranks up until she goes all out on April Fools Day, or should we say Prank-a-geddon? Each year, Luan becomes a borderline criminal mastermind with her schemes. Worse, she doesn't even bother to dial back her pranks a few times which could realistically lead to death. While her first freak out in "April Fools Rules" was bad....it was her second freak out that takes the cake. And shoves it in your face. Here, she almost comes off as a serial killer having her own father work with her to create an elaborate trap. Even when she gets her just desserts, she promises that next year's April Fools Day would be even worse. With that being said, if you excuse me, I'll be residing in my bunker for the rest of the year.
 * 2) Lola: One thing I love about Lola is how they subvert the spoiled brat trope. At first, she comes off as your spoiled, hammy little girl who gets mad whenever things don't go her way. But that's far from the only side of her. She can get downright horrifying whenever she gets angry, to a point that her sisters fear crossing her. It's how you take something that is supposed to be cute and twist it into something more sinister that makes Lola a pretty terrifying brat. Even the utterance of her name was enough to make her opponents in a beauty pageant run away in fear, making one wonder what exactly she did to them. Lola is manipulative, self-centered, and psychotic. There are even some moments where it seems that she takes pleasure in what she does such as that one time that she had a wide smile on her face when she was about to run over Lincoln's leg in "LY." And "Tattler's Tale" was also creepy as it kept it unclear at first how Lola learned her siblings' secrets, and that they have to do whatever she wanted in order to save their own butts.
 * 3) Lisa: I give Lisa a hard time, but I don't care. With Lisa, she doesn't as much as creep me out; rather, she unnerves me. For starters, there's the fact that she has no qualms with experimenting on her own family with or without their consent. You got that disturbing poop research she conducts, which is gross by all means of the word, or how about that one time she gives Luan a cookie containing bioluminescent material (and offhandedly mentions one instance wherein she accidentally causes Leni's head to swell up). Really, I can name several instances where she does something messed up with her siblings like putting tracker devices on them, or asking to keep Lola's hair when she accidentally caused it to fall out...and that's not even getting into how she also has no qualms with performing experiments on herself. Bald Lisa with no teeth....just....no.
 * 4) Lucy: I honestly don't find her "creepy." To me, she just comes off as your stereotypical Gothic girl, and that's it. I guess the only real time that I was somewhat spooked out by her was when she showed off her vampire fangs in "Butterfly Effect." The thing is that it didn't really happen. If anything, I can kind of relate to Lucy to an extent, so perhaps that's one of the reasons as to why I don't find her scary. I mean, I often sneak up on people without making a sound and cause them to jump in fright much like Lucy. Though I will admit that her fascination with death, burial, and blood is unsettling to a certain degree.
 * 5) Lori: I wouldn't say that she's scary all the time. For the most part, she's bossy, egotistical, controlling, etc. The only genuine time that I felt slightly scared of her was "Get the Message." Suddenly seeing her angry scowl when Lincoln lowers his goggles actually made me jump when I saw the episode the first time. Oh, and her threatening to make Lincoln into a human pretzel at the end. Oh, and that offhanded line in "Cheaper by the Dozen." Does that mean that she actually hits her siblings in a few unrelated circumstances?

Scariest Sister? Lucy Lola Luan Lori Lisa Other (leave answer in the comment section)