Roughin' It/Script

[Episode begins with the show Dream Boat playing]

Narrator: "Will our captivating captain find her first mate, or will it be man overboard? Find out tonight as we set sail for love on...The Dream Boat." [Shows the sisters watching, mouthes open] Lori: "Eeeee! Karen should totes pick Bronson, he's...so gorge, I can't even..." Luna: "No way, dude! What about Brock? He wrote her that sweet jam." [Flashback to an episode where Karen is listening to Bronson play the accordion] Lucy: "I like Bram." [Flashback to another episode; Bram comes out from behind a beach chair looking sneaky] Lola: "Eww! He gives me the creeps!" Lucy: "Exactly." Leni: "I like Bryant!" [sniffs a rose] "He's so romantic..." [Flashback to another episode; Karen is with Bram on the ship's deck] Bryant: "Karen, I'll be your North Star." [sighs] "'Cause no matter where this journey takes you, I'll always be there to guide you home." Lisa: "'North Star'? Ach, poppycock. Tree moss is a far more reliable means of navigation, given that it only grows on the north side of trees." [The sisters grumble and toss their popcorn at her] Lynn: "I like Blaine!" [Flashbacks to Blaine in another episode] "I bet he can bench 300 pounds, maybe 320 with his bod!" [Lincoln has joined them] Lincoln: "Blaine? But he wore flip flops to their first date! I mean, I can't even..." [The sisters chatter] Lori: "Lincoln, it's so much fun watching this show with you, you're like...literally one of the girls!" Lincoln: [gasps in shock] "One of the girls?!" ''[Flashback to Lincoln's time hanging with his sisters. First, he hangs out in the bathroom with Lori]'' Lori: [applying mud to Lincoln's face] "This mud mask is both cleansing and invigorating." Lincoln: "Oh, my pores are tingling!" [Now Lincoln is giving Lucy a manecure] Lucy: "Thanks, Lincoln. I always mess up my right hand." Lola: [suddenly in the room] "HEY! Someone put her funeral dress in the wash..." [shows her splattered dress] "...with all my pageant gowns!!" [Growls and stomps over to Lucy, who pretends to die; she bonks her on the head] "UGH! I can't rip you apart if you're already DEAD!" [Now Lincoln is knitting something with Luna] Lincoln: "Back two over one." Luna: "You got it, bro!" [tries on the headband she knitted] "These accessories will make our outfits rockin'! Lincoln: [has knitted fringes on the jacket he's wearing] "R-rockin!" [Now Lincoln is working on a poncho Leni is wearing] Leni: "Lincoln, how's that hem coming?" Lincoln: "Almost done!" Leni: "Thanks! I can wear this poncho for all five seasons!" [Lincoln rolls his eyes at this; end flashback] Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Yikes! Is spending all my time around girls turning me into one? Nah, I'm sure I'll turn out fine."