User blog:007Jamesdean/The Redemption Squad Cometh

It starts out in the Simulator.

(Intestinal Distress by Earthworm Jim OST plays)

Me, Lana, Lincoln and Rita were shrunk down and we were crawling through the inside of someones intestines to see what it's like.

Lincoln: Oh man. This is so disgusting!

Me: I know. It smells like this this man swallowed something and it died.

Lana: I think this is really cool!

Rita: It sure is weird being inside a monster.

Me: I know Ms. Rita. You're a dentist but have you always wondered what it's like seeing other parts of the body?

Rita: I sure have J.D. This is really cool though. I've always wondered what it would be like to go inside someones digestive tract.

Lana: Well now you have mom.

Lincoln: This is really cool.

Me: It's gross but awesome.

We went into the Large Intestine. It had a lot of filthy stuff and it was lined with fart glands.

Me: This colon is lined with fart glands. Wait a second. Who do we know that has a huge flatulence problem? (I gasped as I realized that we are in the colon of someone we know) Oh no! We're in Lori's Intestine!

Rita: So this is the source of Lori's fart problem. Lori has too many flatulence glands.

Me: I would call this disease Stinky Butt Syndrome.

Lana: Stinky Butt Syndrome? What's that?

Me: It's a disease I made up. I got it from Stinky Butt from the Ripping Friends.

Lincoln: It's a fitting name for it.

Rita: Yeah.

Me: It causes you to develop more fart glands than the average human and it causes you to have a major fart problem.

Rita: That explains Lori's bad habit of farting and blaming it on something else.

Lana: How can we get rid of it?

Me: The only option is surgery but it's way too risky. One false move and it will kill you.

Lincoln: That's bad.

Rita: Lets get out of here and reveal what we found to Lori.

The Simulator deactivated and we came out smelling like rotten corpses.

Me: First lets take a shower and tell everyone.

Lana: Okay.

After our showers we brought the siblings down and told everyone everything.

Me: So during our adventure in the Simulator we found out that we wound up inside Lori's intestines and discovered something rather unusual.

Lincoln: It's the source of Lori's Flatulence Problem.

Lori: (In denial) I don't have a flatulence problem!

Me: Actually Lori, you do. We found out that your flatulence problem is this.

I show Lori a picture of the inside of her intestine and she saw the fart glands lining her colon.

Me: Your Large Intestine is lined with Fart Glands and eating all that health food is the cause of it. You have a disease I call Stinky Butt Syndrome.

Lincoln: We got the idea for it from The Ripping Friends.

Lana: It's true big sis. You have a major flatulence problem caused by this disease.

Me: The good news is it's harmless but it causes you to produce more fart gas than normal.

Lori: You guys are all right. I do have a major flatulence problem. (Crying) I've had it for a long time!

Varie comforted her.

Varie: It's not your fault Lori. It's a natural function. Lynn farts all the time and she is a strong farter.

Lynn: (STRONG FART) Excuse me.

Laney: Yeah. But Lori we've always known that you've had this issue for a while.

Lola: That's right Lori. You can't keep denying it.

Me: Lola. That's only making her feel worse.

Lola: Oh.

Rita: Lori. Farting is a natural process. Everybody does it.

Luan: Yeah. There's no tooting out of this! (Laughs) Get it?

We all laugh.

Me: (Laughs) Sorry Lori. It was a good joke.

Lori: (Laughs) That was a good one. I'm so sorry I hid it from all of you.

Linka: It's all right Lori.

Rita went into the kitchen to get something to drink.

Suddenly an explosion was heard and a strange blue gas covered the inside of the house. It swept over us and it vanished just as fast as it came.

Me: Is everyone all right?

Lori: We're fine J.D.

Leni: I'm totes fine J.D.

Luna: I'm okay dude.

Rachel: Me too.

Lucy: Looks like we're all okay J.D.

We heard a scream.

Linka: That sounds like mom.

Lynn: It's coming from the kitchen.

Me: Come on!

We go into the kitchen and we saw a shocking discovery. Rita's arms were stretched a long ways and she was stretching her legs too.

Me: Ms. Rita?

Laney: Mom? What happened?

Rita: I don't know. I can stretch really far now!

Me: You have super elasticity! You can stretch a long way and change your body in more ways ever thought possible. Lisa's experiment gave you these powers.

Rita: This is incredible! I can now reach into all those hard to reach places.

Me: Lets try it.

I look around the kitchen and I see a really narrow gap between the wall and the refrigerator. I take out a coin and throw it behind the fridge.

Me: Try reaching behind the fridge for that quarter I threw behind it.

Rita: Okay.

Rita stretched her arm out and it flattened and went under it and she grabbed the coin and pulled it out.

Me: You did it!

Shannon: That is so cool!

Ember: It sure is dude.

Me: Now Ms. Rita, these powers were given to you for a reason. With Great Power Come Great Responsibility.

Rita: I know J.D. I don't even know if I can fight yet.

Then a blast of lightning flew in and hit Rita and she was enveloped in a tornado of pure lightning.

Laney: We have an elemental choosing in progress!

Lincoln: Yeah!

When the tornado died down Rita had wings with feathers made of pure lightning and they were emitting the roar of a raging thunderstorm.

Me: Wow!

Rita got up.

Rita: What happened?

Me: You have awesome angel wings Ms. Rita.

I form a mirror of water and she saw this and gasped.

Rita: I have wings now!

Me: You now have lightning powers too.

Rita: Let me see here.

Rita held out her hand and a stream of lightning hit the wall and blew a huge hole into it.

Me: Wow! That's strong lightning. Let me check here.

I pull out my legends book and made a surprising discovery.

Me: Here it is. Ms. Rita was given Lightning powers by the Lightning of Loucetios, the God of Lightning in Celtic Myth. Once every 370 years, he grants a worthy soul his powers over storms, lightning, and the air. But there's a major catch. That soul must be given powers first from an alternative source.

Talia: That's incredible!

Janeen: That's awesome. And Ms. Rita was given her powers because of Lisa's failed experiment.

Laney: Yeah. So how does it feel to have powers like us mom?

Rita: It feels awesome sweetie. I have a lot to learn now.

Me: We'll gladly help train you Ms. Rita.

Odd (he and William enter the house): Man, that was an awesome time at the arcade!

William: It sure was! I had fun at Pac Man.

The two of them see the rest of the heroes along with a girl in a blue swimsuit with brown hair.

Odd: Did you guys have a pool party without us?

Maria: No. But you two did miss an awesome sight.

Odd: What happened?

Me: Ms. Rita got Lightning Powers and Super Elasticity.

William: That's awesome!

Odd: How did this happen?

We explained the situation.

Odd: That's intense!

William: It sure is.

Stewie came down.

Stewie: Ah. William you've returned. I want to talk to you for a sec.

William: Sure Stewie.

In Stewie's lab in Lisa's Room, Stewie was showing William an awesome blaster that had three long barrels on it and there was a dial on each one.

Stewie: This is my Tri-Beamed Elemental Blaster. What it does is it takes one of the elemental forces of nature like Fire, Earth, Water, Wind, Lightning, Darkness, Light and so on and it fires them in a focused beam that corresponds with that element. But the blasts are 10 times more powerful than a regular blaster.

William: Wow! That's awesome!

Stewie: It sure is. Just turn this dial here on the blaster and it will select an element. You can use different elements at once or one for a more powerful effect. Lots of combinations to choose from.

William: That's amazing Stewie!

Stewie: Thank you William and it's your blaster.

William: For me? (Takes the blaster) Thanks Stewie.

Stewie: You're welcome my friend.

Me: That's a nice blaster William.

William: It sure is. Lets test this puppy out.

Me: Lets head to the training yard then.

Out on the training yard we were testing the blaster.

Me: Here we are. Lets give this baby a test.

William: Okay. Lets start with fire.

Me: Okay. One barrel or three?

William: One to start.

William turned the dial on the top barrel to fire and he readied it. It was aimed at the bullseye.

William: Time to burn.

William fired it and a powerful super focused red beam of fire was fired from it and it hit the bullseye and incinerated it.

Me: Whoa!

Maria: That is powerful!

Me: It sure was. That was more like a focused fire blast.

Stewie: The blaster focuses the elements into deadly beams that can hit anything on contact with different results.

Me: That's awesome!

William: It sure is.

Maria: Yeah. William can I talk to you for a sec in Lori's room?

William: Sure Maria.

Later in Lori's room, Maria gathered Elena, Venom, Stewie, Riku and William. I was there too with Lincoln and Rachel.

Maria: Now the reason I gathered you all here is because I want us to become a team that can help the people to show that we have changed and redeemed ourselves. I know this is hard to explain but like you all I too was once a bad guy. You were corrupted by an evil supercomputer wanting to destroy the world. I was a bad guy because of the Big Bang and that mutagenic compound. It turned me into pure water and gave me awesome water powers. But I dove into a life of crime out of fear. When J.D. and company came they reunited me with my big sister Carol. She helped me and I got my humanity back as a result because of the Water Stallion of Tefnut. I regained everything I lost because of the Mutagen.

Elena: That's intense Maria.

Riku: It sure is.

Venom: We know how you feel Maria. (Eddie Brock reveals his face) I had a horrible life and I thought that Spiderman was to blame for it. Because of J. Jonah Jameson I lost everything. My job, my health, my apartment, and almost my freedom. (Becomes Venom)''' We became Venom to get revenge on Spiderman so that we can do whatever we want. But J.D. and Vince made us realize what fools we were fighting for the wrong cause. So we renounced our criminal ways to make sure that evil never wins again.'''

Maria: That's awful Venom. I had no idea.

Venom: It's not your fault Maria. It's J. Jonah Jameson's fault. He's in jail and he can rot there.

Riku: I agree. My story is a grim one. Sora and Me are best friends and we live on a great island called Destiny Island. It's a paradise. But then everything changed when the Heartless arrived and destroyed our world. I was made a deal by the Mistree of All Evil Maleficent and she poisoned my mind with darkness and I was forced to fight my best friend. Sora defeated me and he never gave up on me and he traveled all over the universe to find me and bring me back. He saved me from my own darkness.

Me: I remember that Riku. That was horrible that Xehanort did that to you. He was the ultimate evil.

Elena: He sure was. My story was just as bad. I plunged into darkness when I found out what Xehanort was going to do. I became the Savage Nymph - Larxene and I was a ruthless monster. I worked for Xehanort's evil Organization XIII and it was a nightmare until J.D. and his friends came and saved me from my own darkness by reuniting me with Aqua. I almost lost everything because of Xehanort.

William: That's awful Elena. My story is not good either. I was introduced to the world of Lyoko as a new member of the Lyoko Warriors. But the evil Supercomputer X.A.N.A. poisoned my mind with evil and made me into its personal servant. I would try to kill the Lyoko Warriors under its influence. But they never gave up on me and they saved me from a fate worse than death.

Me: Jeremie told me about that. That was horrible. And with X.A.N.A. gone for good we never have to see its ugly face again.

William: Yeah. I want to form a squad just for us where we can help people and show everyone that we've redeemed ourselves.

Me: That's understandable.

Lincoln: This is gonna be awesome.

Me: Since it's your idea William, you can be the leader.

William: Okay. I want Maria to be my second in command, Venom can be the Muscle, Stewie can be the technogenius, Riku can be our Chief Mystic, and Elena can be our enforcer.

Lincoln: That's awesome!

Me: It sure is. I have just the mission for you guys.

William: What is it?

Me: Your mission is to retrieve the most powerful item in the world: The Cosmic Cube.

Lincoln: What's the Cosmic Cube?

Me: It's an extremely powerful artifact that can grant its owner anything they desire. Its power is completely immeasurable and it's omnipotent.

Venom: That sounds like an extremely powerful artifact.

Me: It was stolen by this creature...

I show a hologram of the creature.

Me: M.O.D.O.C.

Venom: Oh man. We've heard of him. He's considered one of the most dangerous villains of the Avengers.

Me: That's right Venom. His name is an acronym for Mental Organism Designed Only for Conquest. His real name is George Tarleton and he was the leader of the terrorist organization A.I.M. which stands for Advanced Idea Mechanics.

Lincoln: What does he want with the Cosmic Cube?

Me: We don't know. But we're gonna find out. Me and Lincoln are gonna go with all of you to help you.

William: But me, Elena, Stewie and Riku can't fly like you guys.

Lisa came in.

Lisa: Not to worry William. I have the solution for you. Follow me.

We went into Lisa's lab and she showed us an awesome hovercar.

Lisa: Behold. This is your new transport vehicle, the Redemption 6 Hovercar. It's equiped with the most advanced state of the art equipment.

Me: That is an awesome car Lisa.

Lincoln: It sure is.

Me: You think you can handle it William?

William: I know I can handle it.

Me: Okay. Now MODOC was last sighted in Chicago, Illinois. Going to Chicago is considered a Death Sentence. Lets roll!

We arrived in Chicago.

Me: Here we are guys. Chicago, Illinois.

Lincoln: Why is coming here to Chicago a Death Sentence?

Me: It's because it's one the most lawless cities in the country. Because of the high crime rate. More crimes happen here than any other city in the country.

Lincoln: That's terrible.

Venom: What do you think Modok wants with the Cosmic Cube?

Stewie: Well, the Cosmic Cube is able to change reality based on the owner's desires. MODOK is either trying to sell it to the highest bidder or attempting to reverse engineer its powers for himself. And he's using all of the technology in this base to do it.

?: How unusual to hear deductive skills from an infant like yourself.

Riku: Who said that?

Maria: I think I know who. Get ready, team!

MODOC appeared from the shadows. His hands were raised above his hand with his right one holding a container with the Cosmic Cube inside.

Elena: Smart move to surrender, MODOC. Hand over the Cosmic Cube and come along quietly.

William: Elena, I don't think MODOC's...

MODOC: Surrendering? No. But thank you for moving closer. (fires laser beam from his head)

I block the laser and fire it back at him.

Me: So we meet at last MODOC.

MODOC: Yes. The famous J.D. Knudson and Lincoln Loud. I see you all have Venom and some new teammates with you.

Me: That's right. This is all a test of redemption for a new squad we created.

William: It's our chance to prove ourselves.

Riku: Hey, MODOC. If you're so smart, why don't you answer this question?

MODOC: Go ahead. There hasn't been any question that I haven't been able to answer.

Riku (smirks): What's red, black, and blue all over?

MODOK: What's red and (realizes something) Ha, ha! I see. How very droll. Once again, you're insulting me, so I (Venom webs the Cosmic Cube out of his grasp) HEY!

Me: I'll take that.

I catch the Cosmic Cube and Maria reveals her swimsuit and spreads her wings.

Me: Lets get him guys!

We charged and I kicked MODOC around and Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at him and electrocuted him.

Venom and Stewie fired a blast of Web and Lightning and they combined.

Venom & Stewie: WEB LIGHTNING TORRENT!

It wrapped around him and electrocuted him.

Elena and Maria danced around him and fired a combined blast of Water and Lightning.

Elena & Maria: ELECTRIC WATER DELUGE!

William and Riku fired spheres of light and darkness at MODOC and the light sphere encapsulated him and the dark sphere mixed with it and became a miniature black eclipsed sun.

William & Riku: ECLIPSE MAELSTROM!

It exploded and MODOC was on the ground as a sizzling mess.

Me: Now to make sure you never terrorize the world again MODOC!

I fired a blast of energy at him and it sucked all of his knowledge out of him and I made it my own. My brain was growing at an incredible rate and when it was done I fell to the ground and was panting.

William: J.D. are you okay?

Me: Yeah William. I'm fine. Whoa! That attack sucked all of his knowledge out of him and transfered it into me. I have a major league splitting headache. But the good news is that MODOC is now a brainless dumb idiot. Look.

MODOC was babbling and drooling like a dumb braindead monkey.

I beamed him to the Moon prison where he will stay forever.

Me: I know where all his bases are.

I fired an energy blast into the sky that split off into several blasts and they went in different directions and they went out to destroy all of MODOC's A.I.M. bases like a bunch of heat-seeking missiles. They hit all the bases in different countries in desert areas hidden under the sands. There was even one hidden under Death Valley.

Me: That's it. All of the bases and hideouts have been destroyed.

William: Good riddence to bad rubbish.

Me: Yep. You passed your test guys. Well done.

William: Thanks J.D.

Maria: Just so you all know I keep my clothes in this special backpack J.D. made me.

Me: Glad it works Maria.

Maria: Thank you. William. I have something I want to tell you.

William: What is it?

Maria: William I want to tell you that ever since we met I feel like I've gotten closer to you and by that I mean more than a friend.

William: What do you mean Maria?

Maria: What I mean is that I love you! I've loved you more than anything since then.

William: I.. I love you too Maria.

They kissed and we cheered for them.

Me: (Sniffles) I'm so happy for them.

Lincoln: Me too buddy.

Back at home we told everyone about what happened.

Lori: That's awesome!

Luna: Way to go dudes!

William had Maria sitting on his leg.

Carmen: I'm so happy for you big sis.

Maria: Thanks squirt.

Carmen: You're welcome. But William let me warn you. If you hurt my big sister in any way, shape or form, I will incinerate you! UNDERSTAND!?

William: (Gulps) I swear I won't hurt her.

Carmen: Good.

Laney: So what are you gonna do with the Cosmic Cube, J.D.?

Me: I know just what to do with it. But we can only use it one time. We're going to Hogwarts.

We were later at the ruins of the destroyed Hogwarts School and it was left there to rot.

Luna LG: (British Accent) What are you gonna do with the Cosmic Cube?

Me: Watch. Cosmic Cube, Please grant my wish: resurrect and restore everyone that was killed by the evil Lord Voldemort and his minions so that families may be reunited and wounds may heal.

I held up the Cube and it glowed and fired a huge beam of light that formed a dome and we all were shocked and saw Hogwarts being repaired and all the people that Voldemort and his minions killed were fully resurrected. Everyone was reunited with their families and parents that were killed in the merciless onslaught were resurrected.

Me: Unbelievable! It worked.

Hermione & Ginny: (British Accent) Harry! Ron!

Harry Potter was resurrected along with Ron Weasley.

Ginny: (British Accent) Ron!

Everyone was reunited with loved ones and more. Harry had his parents for the first time in his life. All the staff was resurrected.

It was a glorius sight to behold. Almost 1 year after the death of Voldemort and his minions at the hands of Rin Nohara, Aylene Carter and Lola Loud, everything was back to the way it was.

After we got back home I put the Cosmic Cube inside our safe where it will never be stolen again.

Me: Thank you Cosmic Cube.

I closed the vault door and the Cube was going to be safe no matter what.

THE END.

Another Fanfiction Complete.

NicoChan11 gave me the idea for this chapter and I came up with the rest of it. This chapter has 4 parts. 1 is where Rita gets her powers, 2 is where the Redemption Squad is formed, 3 is where they get the Cosmic Cube and defeat MODOC and 4 is the resurrection of everyone killed by Voldemort. Thanks for the awesome ideas man. Credit goes to you for them man. Let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.