User blog:Moose513/Fanfiction - The Ballad Of A Mother And Her Only Son

My sixteenth fanfiction. Enjoy!

Story
One night in Lori and Leni's room, the siblings were talking.

"So", Lori said, "how are we going to spend our first day of summer vacation?"

"I was thinking the mall", Lola said.

"Yeah", Leni said, "I totes need a new dress."

Lincoln was upset at his sisters' decisions.

"Come on", Lincoln said, "we never get to go where I want to go!"

"Where did you want to go", Lola asked, "Dairyland?"

"No", Lincoln said, "of course not."

As he talked, he crumpled up a brochure for Dairyland.

"Then where", Lori asked.

"Hole In One-derland", Lincoln said, "that place is girly, right?"

"Lincoln", Lori said, "admit it, you're defeated."

"Fine, be that way", Lincoln said, "I'll spend my day without you."

Lincoln stormed out of the room.

"All in favor of the mall", Lori asked.

All the sisters raised their hands.

"Meeting adjourned", Lori said.

Lincoln went in his room, pulled out his cell phone, and called Ronnie Anne.

"Hey Ronnie", Lincoln said, "wanna go out on a date tomorrow?"

"I'm goanna have to take a rain check", Ronnie Anne said, "I have to go to Mexico because my great aunt Elena is sick."

"Oh, okay", Lincoln said, "maybe next time."

Lincoln hung up, went downstairs, plopped down on the couch, and turned to the audience.

"I feel like all the women are against me", Lincoln said.

Rita, who was washing dishes, walked over to Lincoln.

"I'm not against you", Rita said, "what's wrong?"

"Me and my sisters were voting for where to go tomorrow, and they all voted for the mall", Lincoln said, "we never get to go where I want."

"Well, there's more of them than you", Rita said, "but maybe I can take you somewhere."

"Really", Lincoln asked.

"Yeah", Rita said, "it's not Dairyland, but I'm sure it'll be just as good."

"Well", Lincoln said, "anything's an improvement from that evil shopping mall."

"Okay", Rita said, "now how's some pudding?"

"Sure", Lincoln said.

Lincoln ate some pudding at the kid's table and turned to the audience.

"It's not what I was hoping to do tomorrow, but it's better than having to go to the mall", Lincoln said.

Work In Progress