User blog:TheMaximumMatt/Shortfiction - Chew Out

The following events take place after the ending of Project Loud House.

(Lincoln barges through the front door, looking grumpier than he usually is)

Luan: Oh, man. That was good. (Laughs) Wouldn’t you say so Lincoln?

Lincoln: (Growls)

Luan: Lincoln?

Lincoln: '''DANG IT LUAN! YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING ABOUT MY PROJECT!'''

Luan: What are you talking about?

Lincoln: '''YOU MADE ME GET A LOWER GRADE ON MY PROJECT! I SPENT HOURS TRYING TO GET THAT DARN PROJECT PERFECT AND THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME? YOU GAVE ME A HORRIBLE GRADE!'''

Luan: Woah! Calm down Lincoln! It was just a joke! Besides, an A- isn’t that bad of a grade...

Lincoln: '''NOT THAT BAD? NOT THAT BAD?! AN A-? NOT THAT BAD?! ITS HORRIBLE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LESS THAT IS THAN AN A?!'''

Luan: Uh...

Lincoln: '''HALF A GRADE LUAN! HALF A GRADE! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!'''

Luan: Lincoln. Don’t you think you’re overreacting about this?

Lincoln: '''OVERREACTING?! YOU COST ME A PERFECT GRADE! DANG IT! YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU LUAN! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE THE WORST SISTER EVER TO HAVE BARGED INTO MY LIFE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! IM GOING TO DESTROY YOU!'''

Luan: (Fearful) ...Lincoln. You’re scaring me...

Lynn: I got this!

Lincoln: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (a chocolate bar is suddenly thrown into his mouth)

...

...

...

Lynn: Feeling better now?

Lincoln: Much better! I guess an A- is a pretty awesome grade. Sorry if I went crazy or anything. (Walks off as if nothing happened)

Luan: (completely confused) What just-... H-How... What happened?!

Lynn: Easy. You’re not you when you’re hungry. Snicker satisfies.

(Lynn and Luan give a goofy smile towards the camera as a piano ragtime tune plays, ending the episode)

♫ Ba-da bum ba-da bum ♫

THE END

Trivia

 * Much like the last shortfiction, this one is also more of a satire, this time poking fun at alternative ending fanfictions. Don’t take this too seriously btw.

Thanks for reading and hope you had a good laugh. Salutations.