User blog:MrTyeDye/The Peeking Through the Fourth Wall Halloween Special (Preview)

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"But you said I was at average height!"

"Precisely. You measure at 4 foot, 9 inches, which is the base average height for a 13-year-old girl. Where as Lincoln is at 5 foot, 1 inch, the apex height for an 11-year-old boy."

Lincoln: Huh. Can't remember the last time I was described as the apex of anything.

You know what? I'll take it.

Lincoln told his big sister, "Calm down, Lynn. It's not a big deal."

Lynn: Then why were Lori and Leni acting like it was?

Lynn snapped, "Big deal?! What is that, a small joke?!"

''Lincoln shook his head. "No! That's not what I…"''

Lynn interrupted, "There's no way that can be right! I'm the big sister!"

''Lola joked, "Could've fooled me!" Lola and the girls all laughed at this, which only made Lynn more mad.''

Lynn: You know what? Whatever. You all can make short jokes all you want, but you know I'm still the biggest where it counts. [Flexes bicep and kisses it]

Luan joked, "Aw, don't look so low, Lynn! Just be the bigger man… who happens to be a short girl! Hahahahaha! Get it?"

Luan: Eh. Four out of ten.

Of course, this made the girls all laugh even louder than before.

''Lincoln snapped, "Stop it, you guys!" Lincoln told his sister, "So you're shorter than me, Lynn. Who cares? You're still my big sister."''

Lori: That's... awfully mature of you, Lincoln. I'm impressed.

He seemed to be holding back a snicker, "Then again… you're only a," He brings his index finger and thumb close together, "Little older than me!"

Lori: Aaaaand I spoke too soon.

This joke made him bust out laughter, making everyone laugh uproariously, some of them even rolling on the floor.

Lynn: Is it really that funny?

Lincoln: Well, you know how it is in the Loud house, Lynn. When you live with us, you have to have thick skin.

Luna: Yeah, like me! I don't give a dang 'bout my reputation, so why should you?

Lynn gritted her teeth, "Lincoln…"

''Lincoln said through his laughter, "I'm sorry, Lynn!" He wiped tears from his eyes. "I couldn't resist!"''

''Lynn's siblings kept on laughing at her. So, in response, she punched Lincoln hard in the arm, making him shout, "OW!"''

After that, everyone stopped laughing and Lynn marched out the room.

Lincoln: Hey! How come I'm the only one who gets punched?!

Lola: You're not supposed to hit girls, Lincoln.

Lincoln: And why not?

Lola: 'Cause we can do this.

''[Lana snaps her fingers, and Lola immediately starts crying at the top of her lungs, with tears pouring down her face. After a few seconds, Lana snaps again and she stops on a dime.]''

Lincoln: ...point taken.

Coming this Halloween: "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister" by sthompson1!

Don't miss it!