User blog:BatSam247/Fanfiction: She Got Job

I'm actually going to do this before I do "Chalk One Up". Enjoy!

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[The episode starts at Royal Woods High School, where Lori is in her last class of the day, with Mr. Lawrence.]

Mr. Lawrence: Alright, class. Turn to the next page in your geometry books, then wash your hands. It's really simple. [takes out one of the geometry books] You turn the page, [turns one of the pages in the geometry book] you wash your hands. [heads to the sink and washes his hands] Turn the page, wash your hands. [repeats the same process] And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands. [repeats the process once more]

[The school bell rings, signaling that school is over for the week.]

Mr. Lawrence: Oh, fish sticks. Looks like the day is over. Don't forget. [pulls out a poster] Homecoming Prom is next Friday at 6 PM. And this year's theme is "Enchantment Under The Sea".

[All the students excitedly rush out the door, unwittingly stampeding Mr. Lawrence, as he is now on his back, unable to get up. Lori is the only one left in the room.]

Mr. Lawrence: [trying to get up] Uh, uh, oh boy. Oh boy.

Lori: Do you need any help getting up, Mr. Lawrence?

Mr. Lawrence: [still trying to get up] No, I'm OK. Oh boy.

Lori: Alright, then.

[Lori leaves the classroom. Cut to the mall, where she meets up with Becky, Dana, and Teri.]

Lori: Hey, guys!

Becky, Dana, and Teri: Hey, Lori!

Becky: Have you heard? Homecoming prom is next week!

Lori: [joyfully] I've heard! I'm so excited!

[Lori and her friends begin to chat more, until they hear a bunch of girls exit the dress shop.]

Girl #1: OMG, you're gonna be so popular wearing that dress to the prom.

Girl #2: Yeah, and when all the boys see you, they'll literally fall in love with you for that...

[Lori realizes she doesn't have a dress for the prom.]

Dana: Well, see ya at the prom, Lori. [walks off with Becky and Teri]

Lori: [in her head] Oh, no. I don't have a dress for the prom. What am I gonna do? I can't ask Mom and Dad for money. They're already using it on my other siblings. [out loud] Looks like I have no choice but to... get a job.

[Cut to the living room, where Lori is looking in the newspaper for available jobs on the couch.]

Lori: [looking through the newspaper] Hmm... [comes across an ad, saying "Warner Bros. Studio Guard Wanted"] Sounds simple enough.

[Cut to Lori in her security guard uniform at Warner Bros. Studios.]

Lori: Alright, Lori. All you have to do is let in authorized personnel into the gate, [looks at a poster of Yakko, Wakko, and Dot] and check up on those three every once in a while.

[Cut to several minutes later, when Yakko, Wakko, and Dot open the water tower door and look left and right.]

Yakko: Looks like the coast is clear, sibs.

[They then close the door, head up to the roof, and jump off the water tower, using an umbrella to glide towards the outside of the studio. However, Lori notices them trying to escape.]

Lori: Oh no, you don't...

[Lori uses a dart pipe to shoot holes through the Warners' umbrella.]

Warners: Mayday! Mayday!

[The umbrella steadily descends towards the ground. The Warners are then quickly grabbed by their tails by Lori.]

Lori: None of you will be escaping when I'm in charge. [climbs up to the water tower; opens its door] Now, shuffle yourselves back in this water tower this instant.

[The Warners proceed to do so, shuffling their feet on their way back into the water tower. Lori closes the door.]

Lori: Well, that wasn't so bad... [climbs back down to her station] Now, nothing to do but just wait here and see if anyone arrives.

[Suddenly, the Warners appear from under Lori's hat.]

Lori: What the?!

[Yakko and Wakko jump into Lori's lap.]

Yakko & Wakko: Hello, nurse! [smooches Lori]

[Cut to Dot.]

Dot: [to the viewers] Boys...

[Cut to the water tower door, where Lori takes the three.]

Lori: [opens the door] And stay in there!

[Lori is about to throw the three back in the tower, but when she does, she ends up being thrown inside the tower. The Warners then close the door on her.]

Lori: Dang it.

[Cut to Lori in the living room, looking in the newspaper. She crosses off the job at Warner Bros. Studios with a red marker.]

Lori: What else is here? [sees "Plumber's Assistant Wanted"] OK. "Plumber's Assistant".

[Cut to Lori near a plumber working on a sink. The plumber's pants sag down.]

Plumber: Hey, could you get that?

[Lori pulls up his pants.]

Plumber: Thanks a lot.

[This scene is repeated two more times. Cut to Lori looking in the newspaper. She crosses off "Plumber's Assistant".]

Lori: There's gotta be something in here that's better than constantly pulling up some guy's pants literally every 2 seconds. [sees "Specialty Phone Operator Wanted"] Hmm... "Specialty Phone Operator". Sounds like something that's more my style.

WIP