User blog:FirstDrellSpectre/Fanfiction - Key to Privacy

My 40th fanfiction.

Synopsis
To have more privacy Lincoln buys a lock.

Story
Lincoln came into his room with book "Macbeth" by William Shakespare, he removed his trousers and shirt and began reading. Suddenly Lucy surprised him.

Lincoln: Aaah!

Lucy: I need your help with my homework. I need some rhymes to...

Lincoln: Ehem! I also have homework to do. I must read this book.

Lucy: Then let's do my homework quickly and you can return to yours.

5 minutes later

Lucy: Thanks, I knew I can depend on you.

Lincoln: [dishonestly] I'm glad I could help. Now leave!

Lucy left and Lincoln returned to reading the book. After reading few pages Lana's lizards invaded his room much to his annoyance.

Lincoln: Aaah! Lana!

Lana: What?

Lincoln: Take your green army from my room!

Lana: Green army? Cool name. Thanks. Green Army! We're leaving! [she and her lizards left]

Lincoln returned to reading but he didn't read much as Luna interrupted him.

Luna: Dude! You've got to hear my newest song [she began singing and playing guitar]

Lincoln: Luna! Stop!

Luna: [she continued sining and playing guitar]

Lincoln: I SAID STOP!

Luna: [she continued sining and playing guitar]

Lincoln: Ugh! [He grabbed Luna's arm to stop her]

Luna: Hey! I was about to play the best part!

Lincoln: Don't you see I have to read a book for school?! I need to focus!

Luna: Fine! But don't count on me playing for you again! [she left in anger]

Lincoln: [to the audience] With so many sisters I have little to no chance for privacy. This along with silence, peace and free time are most absent things in this house.

The sisters stormed into Lincoln's room with angry faces much to his surprise.

Lori: Lincoln! How dare you to not appreciate Luna!

Lola: You are really ungrateful and have no class!

Lynn: If you ever treat me like this I'm gonna beat you!

Lincoln: Are you all blind?! I must read this book for school!

Luna: You put homework over your family?

Lynn: Real low!

Lincoln: That's not the point! You constantly interrupt me so I can't read!

Lucy: I can read in this noise with no problem.

Lori: No disrespect to family members will be toleranted!

Lincoln: You all disrespect my privacy!

Lori: [with sinister smile] If you want privacy so bad, you can go sleep outside again! [sinister giggle]

Lincoln: [terrified] Only not this!

Luna: Just apologize me and let me play the song to the end.

Lincoln: Luna, I'm sorry.

Lola: Hey, do you think he sounds honestly?

Luan: Oh, no. I heard more honest politicians and lawyers.

Lincoln: I apologized. What else do you want?!

Luna: The sisters are right. A sincere apology.

Lincoln: I am sincerly sorry.

Lisa: Even without lie detector I can hear dishonesty.

Lincoln:   [he aproached Luna and looked in her eyes]  I am sorry. I am sorry! [he grabbed her waist] I am the biggest apologist in the house!

Luna: [patting Lincoln's head] Good boy, I believe you.

Lori: [showing her smartphone] This is literally so good! I'm gonna upload this!

Lincoln: Don't even think about it!

Lori: Nenene! [she run to her room and locked her door]

Lincoln: Don't do this!

Lori: I wanted to not upload this but if you want me to not to, then I'm uploading this. [giggle]

Lincoln: You... [he tried to open the door but couldn't] Open the door!

Lori: What did you just say about disrespecting privacy? Hahaha!

Lincoln: Ugh!

Luna: Now you'll hear my song in extended version. I'm sure it will fix your mood.

Lincoln listened to Luna's song in 10 minutes version. He was annoyed and showed Luna her thumb up, she was satisfied and left.

Lincoln: I'm going to library!

Luan: [she knocked Lori's door]

Lori: Who's there?

Luan: He clearly didn't agree on uploading the recording with him! Don't upload this!

Lori: Of course! Did you really think I was gonna do this?

Luan: Uploading videos without permission is a unacceptable!

Lincoln read "Macbeth" in library in peace and silence. While he was returning he met Ronnie Anne.

Lincoln: Oh, Hi.

Ronnie: Hey! What's up?

Lincoln: My sisters deny my liberties and privacy! I was forced to come to a library to read book for school.

Ronnie: Why don't you buy a lock? I have own lock in my room.

Lincoln: That's a briliant idea. I'd kiss you for this but I don't wanna get punched.

Lincoln returned home with purchased lock. He installed it in his door. He hanged key to the lock on his neck. He heard someone was trying to get into his room.

Lori: What? Since when the twerp locks his door? Lincoln, are you there?

Lincoln: [he kept silent]

Lori: It seems, he's not. [she left]

Lincoln: It works. For now this is my key to privacy.

Leni: Lincoln, I wanna show you my new dress.

Lincoln: Lincoln isn't here.

Leni: Oh, thanks, mysterious voice sounding like Lincoln.

Lincoln: Ha! Finally I have my privacy. Nobody will get into my room without my permission anymore.

TBC