User blog:TheMaximumMatt/Shortfiction - See You Hater

'​THE FOLLOWING FANFICTION IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE, ONLY A JOKE , AND NOTHING BUT A JOKE ! With that said...'

[Short starts with the family relaxing on the couch watching their favorite show Dream Boat]

Lori: Hey, has anyone seen Lola?

Lincoln: No. Come to think of it, I haven't seen her all day.

Lana: Where is she?

Lisa: I believe she said she was going to get some fresh air.

Lana: For 5 hours?

Leni: Oh... I hope she's alright.

[A scream fades in from outside. The scream slowly starts getting louder.]

Lynn: Does anyone else hear something?

Lincoln: I think it's coming from...

[Suddenly, Lola kicks the door open, screaming her head off. She quickly shuts the door behind her.]

Lana: Lola! There you are!

Lola: Shut up! You gotta help me! [runs upstairs screaming]

Lincoln: WOAH! What's wrong with Lola?!

Lori: Wait up!

Lola: I CAN'T! [Runs in her room, panting quickly.]

[In her room, Lola throws out a suitcase and starts hurriedly packing all of her pageant awards, her clothes, her dolls, and her blankets. Her parents quickly run up]

Rita: Lola! What are you-

Lola: NO TIME FOR EXPLAINING! I GOTTA RUN FOR IT!

Lynn Sr.: What?!

Lola: AHH!!! [runs screaming out of her room, pushing everyone out of the way. She rans into Lincoln's rooma and activates the emergency slide]

Lincoln: Lola! Why are-!

Lola: I SAID NO TIME! I GOTTA HIDE SOMEWHERE ELSE! THERE COMING FOR ME! I LOVE ALL OF YOU! I'LL MISS YOU! [Slides outside with her suitcase on her. She goes back to running while screaming, climbing over the fences]

Lana: Lola?

Rita: LOLA! NO! What is she doing?!

Lynn Sr.: What's that sound?!

[The family quickly runs to the front door. They here a large roar coming from outside the house. Lynn Sr. slowly opens the door to reveal a humongous angry mob holding pitchforks, torches, and picket signs. Lynn Sr. screams.]

Lynn Sr.: Honey get the megaphone!

[Rita pulls out a megaphone and starts beeping it loudly. The family cover their ears in pain.]

Rita: ALRIGHT! WHO ARE ALL OF YOU AND WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

[A mysterious, angry man enters the front of the mob]

???: I can answer that!

Lynn Sr.: [angrily] Who are you?!

???: My full name is Aaron Caden Morgan, but you can call me for short-

Lynn Sr.: Whatever, we'll call you Aaron! Why are all of you at our front door holding pitchforks!?

Aaron: I am the leader of what is known as the anti-Lola Loud alliance.

Lincoln: The what now?!

Aaron: This is an alliance meant for those who ABSOLUTELY DESPISE that evil pink menace you call Lola Loud. We've watched her evil tactics through all these years.

Lynn Sr.: You've been spying on us?! What's wrong with you?!

Aaron: I'm not done yet! As we've been enraged by your so called "sweet darling", we feel the need to form this group so we can give that pink demon what's coming to her! She shall suffer for all of her crimes! And now, we have reason to believe that she has entered this house, so fuss up! Where is she?!

Leni: I think she went through the back-

Lori: [Covers her mouth shut] Nope! Never seen her in our lives! She must have passed this place!

Leni: Uh, yeah. That's it! [sweating nervously]

Aaron:... you're not lying to me are you?

Rita: Lie?! Why would we lie? [sweating] Do you think if you were out to demolish our daughter, we would tell you where she is?

Aaron: Very well then. You plebs are simply not worht our time anyway. Come along gang! Let's march to the next house we see! [the angry mob slowly leaves]

[The loud family shut the door]

Lincoln: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!

Rita: ANTI-LOLA LOUD ALLIANCE?!

Lynn Sr.: WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD MAKE AN ENTIRE ALLIANCE OF PEOPLE ON THIS ONE POOR LITTLE GIRL? WHO GOES THROUGH SO MUCH LIKE THAT?!

Lori: We gotta find Lola!

Lynn Sr.: Get in the van everyone!

THE END?