User blog:YoshiOrange15/Fanfiction - Lynner Takes All (Rewritten Scene)

Here, instead of the siblings throwing the game, they try a different approach.

Story
[A sibling meeting is taking place is Lori and Leni's room. Lori bangs a shoe to order.]

Lori: We all know why we're here. The Lynn situation is literally the worst thing that's ever happened.

Lucy: We never should have beat her at that cat game.

Lincoln: I say we challenge Lynn to a rematch; only this time, we give her a taste of her own medicine.

[The sisters are confused.]

Lori: Which means...

Lincoln: Let's try acting like Lynn so she'll get the message of what she's doing.

[Everyone seems to like that idea. Cut to them having challenged Lynn.]

Lynn: A rematch, huh? Well, this place is gonna be spotless...after I wipe the floor with you! Booyah! Let's do this!

[Cut to later in the game.]

Lynn: Will anyone trade me a scratching post for a laser pointer?

[The others decline in an annoyed tone.]

Lori: Work for it yourself!

Lynn: OK, OK! It's just a game!

[Lincoln winks, signalling that it's working.]

Luan: Will anyone trade me a cat bed for a litter box?

[The others decline. Luan intentionally gets angry and and slams her fist against the table.]

Luan: [angry] Are you serious?! I need one! Do you even know what a cat bed will do for you in this game?

Lynn: Woah! Luan calm down! It's just a game.

Luan: [calm] You're right. Only a game. It's not like my comedy routine will benefit if I win this.

[Lynn looks confused.]

Luna: Your turn, Lincoln.

Lincoln: [draws; to his amazement] Yes! Ball of twine! In your face! [points] In your face! [points] In your face! [points] In your-[attacked by Lola]

Lola: [angry] Are you serious?! I need that ball of twine!

Lincoln: No way, it's mine!

Lana: No! It's mine! [swipes the card]

Leni: Not a chance! [swipes the card]

Lisa: Normally, I do not partake in such reprehensible behavior, but-[attacks]

[All except Lynn are fighting for the card.]

Lynn: Guys! Stop! This is horrible sportsmanship! You're acting...you're acting-[has a sudden realization] Just like me! Guys!

[The siblings stop]

Lynn: Have I really been that much of a jerk?

[The siblings nod their heads.]

Lynn: What happened? Why did you guys act like that?

Luna: After your 300 wins...

Lynn: [interrupting] Technically, 303, but who's counting?

Luna: [aggravated from Lynn's interruption] ...we couldn't take your gloating anymore, dude.

Luan: Yeah. We were all in the same gloat. We were tired of eating your gloat-meal.

Lori: Not now, Luan.

[Luan stops]

Lynn: So, I'm a bad winner and a bad loser?

Siblings: Yeah. / Kinda. / Afraid so. / We feel this way.

Lynn: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a jerk. I just love playing games, especially with you guys. Look, if you give me another chance, I promise to be a better sport? What do you say?

[The others thinks for a moment and agree.]

Lori: Why not?

Lola: OK, Lynn.

Lynn: [victoriously] Yes! First to apologize! [realizes] Uh, sorry. That was the last one.

[THE END]