User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Heavy Meddle

Someone pantsed Lincoln and tied up his laces.

Everyone laughed and had smiles on their faces.

His classmates kept on taking his picture too.

He was snide about it-- that was all he could do.

They put a whoopee cushion on Lincoln Loud's chair,

And put trash in his locker. He threw his hands in the air,

And said, "Meet me at my place at half past three,

'Cause I do not like what you're doing to me."

Clyde said, "Whoa, you're gonna fight with that kid?!".

Linc said, "No way! That's what barbarians did!

I'll just try to have a strongly-worded, but civil, chat,

To let the kid know just where I am at."

Clyde found a "lame-o" note and gum in Linc's hair.

Lincoln said, "If my sisters see this, they'll show that they care,

But they'll do it in a way that only makes things worse.

Once, I got a paper cut and they all played nurse."

Clyde said, "Peanut butter will remove the gum no doubt,

But if you use chunky you'll have to get the chunks out."

Lincoln sneaked inside and acted as though,

The sisters' antics were weather being reported on a show.

He kept Lily quiet and heard Lori speak,

But she was just on the phone, so he continued to sneak.

He put his head in the fridge when Luna came up,

And gave her some pudding that came in a cup.

He saw that there was hardly any peanut butter there.

"Oh man, I'm gonna need a Plan B, I fear."

When Lori said, "Cut it out!", he got the notion,

To cut it out with scissors, so he set it into motion.

Luan came to make a joke about a baboon.

She couldn't think of a set-up, but she'd think of one soon.

Then, Rita said, "Lincoln, take the trash out!",

And was insistent it happen now, which made Linc want to shout,

But he did it and wore the lid on his head.

Leni said, "Why?". "They're in fashion," Linc said.

He tried to sneak back, but then Lisa saw the gum,

And said, "My brain has no room for something this dumb",

He went to his room but the girls thundered in.

Lisa had no room in her brain, so told Lynn.

Lola said, "Tell the principal what this bully did."

Lori said, "Text embarrassing shots of the kid."

Lynn said, "Give the bully a big ninja kick,"

As she kicked Lincoln to demonstrate her trick.

Luan said, "Insult the bully in the form of a joke.",

And all of them assumed that the bully was a bloke.

Lola said, "Make him drink from a chipped cup,"

And Luna said, "Use cymbals to mess his ears up."

Lynn came out and came back with a boy in tow,

But he wasn't the bully-- he was a boy they didn't know.

Lincoln said, "Stop it! The bully's a girl!",

Which got all his sisters in a big, squealing whirl.

They said, "She must have a crush on you, Lincoln!",

But Lincoln said, "That's not true. What are you thinkin'?!".

They ran up to him chanting, "Kiss her!" with speed.

LIncoln called Clyde, but he actually agreed.

He went to kiss the bully, but she gave him a black eye,

Which made Lincoln shout, which made the girls cry.

He stormed to his room, but then he got a letter,

And also a steak to make his eye better.

The letter said, "Call or text me if you can,"

And it turns out that the girl's name is Ronnie Anne.