Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-30540537-20161217202540/@comment-7891699-20170209134207

I'm just gunna crappily manufacture a ton of Loud house episodes.


 * Poor Lincoln - Lincoln becomes friends with a rich kid at school and enjoys his mansion. He spends more time there, than at his crappy old home. Then he realizes that the rich kid is a jerksack and he goes back home to his poor house again.
 * Old McLoud - The Louds (and Clyde) go to a farm for a little fun time and start doing stupid stuff with the cows. Then the cows break loose and start destroying everything and terrorizing the town. At the end of the episode, Lincoln's sisters have to pick up after them, ruining their fun time and Lincoln and Clyde do not get justified for their actions.
 * And Scene - Lucy becomes scene and starts to gain a lot more popularity and positive attention at school. She just takes up a whole new personality and everyone loves it. She gets new friends who are also scene and a totally hot boyfriend. However, after she goes crazy at a concert and starts flipping her $h!t, her boyfriend dumps her and she becomes so depressed and miserable, guess what?, she goes back to being emo again.
 * Lanabe - Lana becomes the most beloved student in elementary school and everyone starts following her. This makes Lola jealous because she is no longer the center of attention. Now it's just a big fat fist fight over who gets to be popular and someone gets a black eye.
 * Happy Birthday Lincoln! - It's Lincoln's birthday and Clyde, Ronnie Anne, Liam, Rusty are invited. However, the birthday sucks and so they leave and start having fun outside of the birthday. Lynn Sr. and Rita keep on failing at everything, getting carried away by balloons and stuff, and so the kids have fun, while the family is being tortured. However, this crazed old man yells at Lincoln and his friends for being too close to his property and starts torturing them. Then they escape and get chased and the old man dies and they had a real terrible time. When they get back home, Lincoln's have put on a great party for them. It still sucks, but you can tell they put a lot of effort into it, and they suffered a lot to make Lincoln happy, and so Lincoln just accepts that and they have fun at the party.
 * Princess Lincoln - Lincoln becomes more friendly with Lola. Lola starts dressing him as a princess and stuff, which is embarrassing. When it becomes public, Lincoln is so embarrassed by his friends. It turns out Lola is actually a secret undercover agent from Germany, who is set out on a mission to kill Lori. Lola is full grown adult with a napoleon complex, who looks similar to only child, Lana. Lori is really an undercover terrorist, who wants to destroy Michigan. A bunch of secretive bullcrap happens, until it's revealed that EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE is an undercover agent from another agency, posing as a member of the family and they all get exposed to each other and start attacking each other. Everyone, except for poor old Lincoln, who somehow managed to be the only normal one there. It turns out it was all a dream, but then it shortly turns out that it was all real and the house gets blown up and everybody dies.
 * Scary Movie 6 - Lisa invents a machine that can make people go into movies and they stupidly use it to go inside of Lucy's horror film, where everybody gets killed in a PG sort of way, except for Lincoln and Lucy, who escape alive (and Lisa, who was never in there). However, problem! All the sisters are dead. Well, they just use the TV machine to travel into a family video, from yesterday and live there. WHOA!
 * Like Father Like Son - It's take your son to work day and Lynn Sr. takes Lincoln to work with him. Since all of his sisters are a bunch of whiny brats in this episode, they're all whining about how they can go to take your son to work day. You know, Lincoln had a reason to complain in that one episode, I don't remember what it was called, because he was the only kid not to go to work, but now these sisters are whimpering about it. However, since the parents have no idea how to parent, Rita takes them to the dentist's office and it's just the same episode, only we focus on Lincoln at his dad's job and learn more about that and his sisters are just a side thing.