User blog:007Jamesdean/Canada Mutant Island Finale

FINALE

The day had finally come. It was the finale of Total Drama Revenge Of The Island.

Me: This is it team. The Atomic Owls are all gonna triumph.

We all cheer.

Chris: Attention campers. Meet me at the flagpole and get ready to diet. Sorry typo. Ahem. Ready to die.

Me: Bring it on Chris.

We were in a cart being taken to the challenge site.

Chris took us to a field and it had a bunch of huge balloons and they each had one of the campers from all the seasons. We had to shoot down as many balloons as possible and whoever we get out of the balloons is on our teams.

Chris: All right. J.D., Lightning, choose your weapons.

Me: I don't need one and you'll see why shortly.

Chris: Okay.

Lightning: I choose this leach gun.

Chris: All right you guys have 1 minute. Starting now!

I fired energy lasers at the balloons and freed Noah, Lindsey, Tyler, Beth, Duncan, Cameron, Sierra, Cody, Owen, Amy, Heather, LeShawna, Harold, Katie & Sadie, Eva, Alejandro, Leonard, Trent, Tylar, DJ, Justin, Geoff, Sugar and Scott.

Chris: That was AWESOME! Times up. J.D. freed everyone and they are all on the Atomic Owls.

Eva: If you think I'm gonna be working with him then I will kill you Chris!

Me: Chris you can put Eva, Scott, Heather, and Amy with Lightning. They hate my guts and they'll get what's coming to them in time.

Chris: Okay. Now it's time for the challenge. Follow me please.

We were lead to something really big.

Chris: Welcome to THE MOATS OF DOOM! (Lightning Strikes in the Background)

Me: (Whistles) Very impressive.

Chris: Thank you. Now these moats have three layers. The Bottom moat is filled with Toxic Waste.

A fly lands in it and comes out a mutant.

Chris: The Second Moat is filled with boiling hot lava.

The mutant fly touches the lava and its butt is on fire.

Chris: And the 3rd moat is plain ordinary swamp water.

The Mutant fly extinguishes its butt and sighs in relief.

Chris: But we've added some old friends into it.

Fang eats the mutant fly.

Chris: Now after you cleared the moats you have to climb up the tower to the alter and pull the Sword of Victory from the stone. Whoever pulls the sword from the stone first will win One Million Dollars and eternal Total Drama Glory.

Me: This is gonna be insane. But I love a good challenge.

Chris: I know. Now J.D. requested that he take on this challenge all by himself and take on Lightning, Amy, Eva, Scott and Heather all at once for this. So his request is granted.

Me: All right!

Naruto: Go get him big bro!

I gave him the thumbs up.

Chris: Everyone get ready.

We stand at a starting line.

Lightning: J.D. either way may the best man win.

Me: You too Lightning. (We shake Hands)

Chris: Ready? Set? GO!!!

We ran and I already got up to the top of the moats.

Chris came up to me while riding a jet pack.

Chris: J.D. you can go for the sword.

Me: I know but I want to give everyone a chance to catch up.

Chris: That's very sporting J.D.

Me: Thank you.

10 minutes later Lightning, Eva, Scott, Heather and Amy got up to the top.

I was ready to fight and I pulverized Amy, Scott, Eva, Heather and Lightning and I grabbed the Sword and pulled it out successfully.

Me: YES! I DID IT!

Chris: J.D. and the Atomic Owls win the Million Dollars and Total Drama Glory!

Everyone cheered wildly as Chris gave me a case full of Canadian Dollars.

Lightning: Way to go J.D. You are awesome man.

Me: Thanks Lightning. You too.

Heather: I can't believe this! (INFURIATED GROWL) I HATE THIS SHOW!

Amy: You will pay for this J.D.!

Eva: We will have our revenge!

Me: That will be the day. Come on guys. Lets go home.

At the docks we were getting ready to leave.

Owen: Are you sure that you can't come with us to the party J.D.?

Me: I wish I could Owen but Lincoln has a special secret surprise for me back home in Michigan. But it was awesome being here with all of you.

Harold: Thanks J.D. It was so awesome having you here with us.

Justin: You are one amazing guy J.D. The Atomic Owls literally dominated this whole competition.

Me: I know. But we weren't in it for the fame and glory. We were just in it for the fun.

Chef Hatchett: Spoken like a true player J.D. You have the makings of a fine soldier and a truely great contestant.

Me: Thanks Chef. It was so much fun guys. Wait a minute! How about you all come with me to our party?

They all cheered.

Naruto: That looks like a yes to me.

Me: All right! But lets give Chris the final goodbye announcement.

Chris: Thank you J.D. Well another awesome time here on Total Drama. We will be back next season with a whole new cast. Until next time I'm Chris McLean and this has been TOTAL. DRAMA. REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!!!

Me: Everyone stay close to me.

I use Instant Transmission and beam us all to the front of my mansion in Royal Woods.

Me: This is our home guys.

Gwen: Your house is amazing J.D.

Me: Thanks Gwen.

I open my door and we go in and it was dark.

Me: The lights are off. Let me find a light switch.

The second I flicked the Light switch we all get an incredible shock.

Everyone: SURPPPPRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a congratulatory party for our victory on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island.

Me: OH WOW!!!

Lincoln: It's a congratulations party J.D.

Lori: Way to go on your victory guys!

Me: Thank you everyone. Lets party!

We all cheered.

We were having a really good time eating, playing games, and chatting. It was an awesome party. It went on until 9:30 PM and I beammed everyone but Gwen, Dawn, Izzy, Sammy, Courtney and Lindsey home. They wanted to stay with Naruto.

The next day I changed the Million in Canada Dollars at a Currency Exchange to United States Dollars.

This was an awesome 8 weeks for all of us.

THE END.

This was an 8-Part Fanfiction. Whoowee! What a long story. I watched all of Total Drama and it is awesome. I liked all the episodes. Especially where all the evil characters get their just desserts in the end. Karma literally bit them hard on their sorry butts. I hated Heather most of all throughout the whole show including Eva. But this was all really good for me. The Brunch Of Disgustingness episode was really funny and it made me laugh alot. Especially where everyone projectile vomited everywhere. I included some elements from The Ridonculus Race into the fanfic and it was funny. But in the end me and my team all emerged victorious. Chris put everyone in that whole series but the Ridonculus Race through all kinds of perilous danger and trouble. It's a miracle noone got killed in that show or he would be in jail for life without parole for 25 years. They have different laws in Canada. Pahkitew Island probably took place somewhere in the west coast of British Columbia. But anyway let me know what you all think.

See you all next time.

Total Drama series belongs to TeleToon and Jennifer Pertsch.