Thread:Jokeman20/@comment-31541999-20170713021711/@comment-31541999-20170717010015

Great! But you put Lincoln instead of Lori.

Lola: "If we catch you speeding again, you're going downtown! We already locked up Luan for telling bad jokes."

[reveals Luan in a cardboard jail cell]

Luan: "Hey! Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a calendar? He got twelve months!" [laughs to rimshot] "Get it?"

Lola: "That's five more minutes, dirt bag!"

Lori: "Okay, okay. I'll literally walk within the speed limit. I swear."

Lana: "NO SWEARING!"

[As they leave for their room/office, Lori goes to the bathroom to find that her phone is now totaled]

Lori: "Someone stepped on my phone! NOOOOOO!!!"

Your turn.