User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Butterfly Effect

Lincoln was playing with a yo-yo in the hall,

When it flew to Lisa's beakers and shattered them all.

He thought, "If I tell Lisa, then she will be mad.

I'll just throw them away. Surely things can't go bad."

It broke a hole in Lori and Leni's room,

And that was the first step to a whole lot of doom.

Lori found out that Leni had been seeing Bobby behind her back,

And she disowned Leni, and then the coat rack,

Fell on Leni's head knocking her out.

When she woke up, she'd lost all her fogginess and doubt.

In fact, she'd become just as smart as Lisa, if not more.

Lisa was sad and she walked out the door,

To give up her studies for Flip's Food and Fuel.

Lynn then stormed home 'cause that made her fail school,

And get kicked from her sports teams, so she kicked a ball,

Which hit Lola in the nose and she said, "I look all,

Unsightly now!", then she knocked her teeth out.

Leni won a Nobel Prize and was driving about,

Off to Harvard, so Lisa did not want to go back,

Despite Lincoln pleading her to put things back on track.

Lola ran away and so Lana, her twin,

Got a plastic bubble to be protected in.

Luna wrote a song about the chaos that ensued,

Then Mick Swagger, Luna's favourite rock dude,

Took her on tour, so Lincoln called Clyde.

"Can you fix this mess?" "No can do," he replied,

"I'm dating Lori and we're skydiving now."

Luan became an activist. Want to know how?

She didn't have Luna to try her jokes on,

So she watched the news and saw that forests were gone.

She let all of Lana's pets out of their pens,

So the Loud house looked like one of those wildlife dens.

Linc saw on the news stuff that was pretty bad:

Luna'd trashed her hotel room 'cause she'd gotten mad,

Luan chained herself to a tree and was chanting a rhyme,

And Lynn and Lola had both commited a crime.

Lucy'd become a vampire from being bit by a bat,

So Lincoln tried to see where Lily was at,

But apparently fate didn't want to give Linc joy,

Because she'd grown to a giant and tried to eat the boy.

However, it turned out to be just in his mind,

And Lisa was surprisingly happy and kind.

In fact, his clumsiness had somehow proven her right.

It seemed to be the end of Lincoln Loud's plight,

But then, apparently, Lori and Clyde,

Had a bike with "Just Married" and were taking a ride.

But Lori and Clyde haven't really tied the knot.

So perhaps it's the psychotropic effects that Lisa's stuff's got.