Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180306012505/@comment-30953185-20180307010146

Awesome! Let's start!

[Opens with Lincoln looking at The Loud Family Trophy case]

Lincoln: (to the viewers) The Loud Family trophy case. The place where we get to show off our very own accomplishments. My sisters have done some pretty impressive stuff to get in here. There’s Lynn’s soccer trophies-

[Flashback to Lynn in the middle of a soccer game as she kicks the ball into the other team’s net]

Lynn: Wooh! I did it!

[Lynn is given a large trophy and the entire family cheers for Lynn. Flashback ends.]

Lincoln: (to the viewers) Lola’s pageant crowns-

[Flashback to Lola at her beauty pageant.]

Announcer: And congratulations to Lola Loud, this year’s prettiest little girl in all of Royal Woods. (hands Lola the pageant crown)

Lola: Thank you, thank you. Please. It was nothing.

[Flashback ends]

Lincoln: (to the viewers) Lisa’s Junior Nobel Prize-

[Flashback to Lisa winning the Nobel Prize at a stage]

Announcer: and this year’s Nobel Prize goes to… Lisa Loud, for her discovery of a brand new element.

Lisa: (calmly) No surprises there. (Lisa walks up to the stage and receives her Nobel Prize)

[Flashback ends]

Lincoln: (to the viewers) And there’s also Luan’s golden play button-

[Flashback to Luan excitedly rushing out the door to see a package]

Luan: Oh yes! Thank you! It’s finally here!

[Luan carefully opens up the box to reveal a golden plate in the shape of a play button]

Luan: (reads letter inside box) For your outstanding achievement on internet fame, we present to you your golden play button! Yes!

[Flashback ends]

Lincoln: (to the viewers) Even Lily’s won her thumb sucking contests… don’t ask. And then there’s me. The only trophy-less Loud.

[Lincoln’s trophy spot is completely vacant.]

Lincoln: I’ve tried everything to get into this trophy case, but all that ended up happening was me going to the hospital from karate class, finishing last in a marathon, getting a stomach ache from a hot dog eating contest, and even humiliating myself at one of Lola’s beauty pageant!

[Lincoln’s eyes widen after saying the last part]

Lincoln: Uh… ignore that last part. (nervously chuckles) But today, all of that is going to change. (Holds up a flyer) You see this right here? This is the 5th Grade Video Contest. A contest where people submit their own videos, obviously, and whoever’s video gets the most votes wins this baby! (draws a heart around trophy on flyer in black marker) And I know for a fact that this will soon be all mine! Finally, I will be able to accomplish something in this family! All I have to do is wait for Clyde and Nolan to get here and-

Me and Clyde: Hey, Lincoln!