User blog:AndrewBrauer/Fanfiction - The Return of Ace Savvy

This is my fifth fanfiction and one I've been very excited to share with you! As I make a sequel to the polarizing episode "Sleuth Or Consequences" titled "The Return of Ace Savy". Make sure to provide some feedback and enjoy!

The Return of Ace Savy

When a shattered window is discovered on Vanzilla, it's up to Lincoln returning as Ace Savy to figure out who caused this.

Script (Opens with Lincoln laying in his bed reading an issue of Ace Savy, deep into reading the story with blackness surrounding him) Lincoln: (stoically reading out loud) Ace Savy manages to save his sidekick the eleven of hearts and her Heart Ties that were about to be ruined by the shredder while One Eyed Jack took out our arch enemy "Trailer Boy". (It cuts back to Lincoln reading his comic with Luna on the other side of his bed readng the same comic book) Luna: Dude, do you always have to talk like that when you read Ace Savy? Lincoln: It helps to set the mood, you'll have to get use to it if you're going to read Ace Savy with me. Luna: (smiles) I'm sure I'll get use to it, though I'm not completely on board with reading these comics in my underwear like you. Lincoln: Yeah, that's more of my thing. (Lincoln and Luna lightly laugh) Lincoln: (to the viewers) After the whole incident with the toilet, Luna felt bad about the whole thing and actually wanted to know more about Ace Savy, so I've spent all this week showing her the world Ace Savy lives in and everything he's known for. Luna: You know, out of all the sidekicks I haven't seen much of Night Clubs teamed up with Ace Savy. Lincoln: She had two issues where she had more of the main focus. Luna: Yeah but she's not as popular of a sidekick as the joker, the eleven of hearts, the eight of spades, or even strong suit and she won a poll from the fans. Lincoln: I'm sure Night Clubs will get a chance to shine. Luna: I hope so, she seems like a really cool chick to be with. (The two continue to read their comic for a few seconds) Luna: I gotta ask, why didn't you introduce this comic series to the rest of your sisters? Lincoln: Are you kidding me? None of them would be interested; Lori would text on her phone the whole time, Luan would make puns for every line in the speech bubbles, Lynn would quit reading a few seconds in and just force me to re-enact one of the pages, Lucy would try to draw Ace Savy into a vampire, Lana would feed the comic to Charles, Lola would laugh at my face, Lisa would question my intelligence, and Lily well, she would go poo poo on the front cover. (sighs) So that just left me with you. Luna: Uh, you forgot someone little bro, your other nice sister Leni. Lincoln: Oh yeah, we do spend a lot of time together... Luna: So why don't you introduce her to this comic book series, I bet she would really like it. Lincoln: I have thought about it, but I'm not sure she would be into it, whenever we do stuff together it's usually for stuff she likes; whether it's going to the mall, helping her draw up new designs for her fashion, watching Dream Boat. Luna: To be fair, you watch that show with all of us dude. Lincoln: Only cause I want Karen to take Brock. Luna: (smiles) Really, you want Brock to be Karen's first mate!? Lincoln: Well duh, but I'm getting off topic, I just don't think Leni would be all that interested in Ace Savy, even if she does enjoy spending time with me. Luna: I get it bro but who knows, you might be surprised to find out that she's into the same things you are and you don't even know it. Lincoln: (sighs) We'll have to see, (checks his watch) but in the meantime the comic book store closes at six and the newest Ace Savy comic just got issued, (to Luna) wanna see the world's savviest crime fighter save the city for another night? Luna: You know it bro! Lincoln: But first, (deadpanned) we gotta ask Lori for a ride there. (Cuts to Lori sitting on the couch texting, as Lincoln and Luna approach her) Lincoln: Hey Lori, we need a favor? Lori: I know I know, you two need a ride somewhere don't you, the comic book store I assume? Lincoln: Wait, how do you know?Lori: You two were literally spending all this week reading Ace Savy, I know everything about everyone in this house too well. Luna: (slightly groans) So what do you need us to do for you; your laundry, write a love song for Bobby, need one of us as an ottoman so you can paint your nails? Lori: Actually, I don't need anything from you two. Lincoln and Luna: (slightly shocked) Really? Lori: I'm over blackmailing you guys for things in exchange for rides, besides I've literally had the best time teaching Leni how to drive, a few days ago we practiced driving and she didn't hit a nun! Lincoln: Awesome, we're making progress with her driving, so can you give us a ride to the comic book store? Lori: Sure why not, let me just get the keys to the van. (Lincoln and Luna get excited, as both of them and Lori walked outside towards Vanzilla) Lori: Alright you two, let's get a move on... (suddenly notices a giant hole on the front window of Vanzilla) uh guys, we literally have a problem. (Lincoln and Luna notice the broken window on Vanzilla) Luna: (shocked) Dudes, someone broke the window to Vanzilla! Lincoln: (shocked) Who would do such a thing? Lori: Wait a minute, (glares at Lincoln) did you do this!? Lincoln: What no, what makes you think I did it? Lori: (glares at Lincoln) Oh come on Lincoln, you've literally been responsible for half the damages done to the van! (Flashback #1 shows Lincoln about to jump off a homemade ramp directed at Vanzilla using his skateboard in the driveway) Lincoln: If my measurements are correct, I should be able to hop over the van in a breeze! (Lincoln skates towards the ramp, but slips and falls off the ramp and onro the ground, as the skateboard flies in the air and into the front window of Vanzilla) Lincoln: (laughs nervously) No wonder I failed math last year. (Flashback #2 shows Lincoln holding a baseball bat in the driveway with Lynn holding a baseball several feet away) Lincoln: Okay Lynn, so are you sure knowing how to play baseball will help me pick up girls? Lynn: Well it helped me get three phone numbers at the batting cage, I'm sure it'll work for you too. (Lynn throws the baseball to Lincoln as he hits it, and the ball flies straight into the front window of vanzilla) Lincoln: (laughs nervously) Well I did just get a phone number out of that, triple A. (Flashback #3 shows Lincoln in his room holding a big CD player as he groans) Lincoln: Ugh! Dad's CD Player has got to go! (Lincoln throws the CD Player out the window, as it shatters the front window of Vanzilla, with Lincoln noticing) Lincoln: (laughs nervously) Well I guess CD's... ah you know what I don't even have a good joke for that one. (Cuts back to the present) Lincoln: Okay the first one was clearly my fault, the second one was partially Lynn's fault, and you just made up that third one it didn't even happen! Lori: Dad's CD's are gone because of you, and he hasn't been able to find his CD player, (glares at Lincoln) I think I rest my case. Luna: (annoyed) Come on Lori, are you seriously doing this again, assuming Lincoln is the one to blame!? Lori: (glares at Luna) You're not so innocent either, you also did some damage to the van during that one night. (Flashbacks to Luna trying to hit the rights chords for a song with her guitar in the living room, but she keeps messing up as she grows frustrated) Luna: (in her fake British accent) This dang guitar won't bloody work for me! (Luna storms outside and throws her guitar in the air, as it smashes right into the front window of Vanzilla) Luna: (laughs nervously) Opps. (Cuts back to the present) Luna: (annoyed) That was one time! Lori: One time is all I need for evidence, and now I'm going to go tell Dad. Lincoln: Lori, you better not blame this all on me! (Lori runs into the house as Lincoln and Luna chase her, they manage to tackle her to the ground as soon as they arrived inside) Lori: (yelling) Dad! The front window of the van is broken!! Lynn Sr.: (from another room) Again!? (Cuts to Lori showing Lynn Sr. and all the other siblings the front window of the van broken) Lori: I literally came outside and the window had a hole in it! Lynn Sr.: Well well, (to Lincoln) I assume you broke the window again, just like how you got rid of my CD player!? (Everyone except Luna and Leni glare at Lincoln) Lincoln: First off, I didn't break the window and second (to Lori) quit telling everyone that lie! Lori: (glares at Lincoln) How can it be a lie when it's so obviously true! Lynn: I'm with Lori on this one, (glares at Lincoln) breaking the front window does seem like something you would do. Lisa: If I were to evaluate this situation and consider the daily activities Lincoln normally does outside, those actions would land him as most likely to break the window. Lola: Just like how he clogged the Toilet, seriously Lincoln why do you always have to break things in the house!? Lana: Yeah! Although this does give me the opportunity to fix things around here, especially with my new toolbox. Luan: This situation ain't no hole in one for anyone! (laughs) Luna: This is ridiculous! Lincoln was with me the entire week, how could be possibly break the window!? Lisa: It's impossible to be with an individual for an entire week, he could've possibly used his multiple visits to use the bathroom as a chance to break the window. Lori: Plus, he's not the only one (glares at Luna) who's known for wrecking stuff around here. Luna: (annoyed) Oh come on dudes! Leni: I'm with Lincoln and Luna on this (everyone looks at Leni), if they broke the window, why would they ask Lori to take them to the comic book store? Lori: It's probably part of their plan, (points her finger at Leni) to cover for YOU!! Leni: (confused) Me!? What did I do? And what do I need to cover, is something showing from my outfit? Lynn: (faceplams) She means that Lincoln and Luna are covering for the window that YOU broke Leni! Leni: Why would I break it, I can't even drive on my own yet! Lori: Oh please, I bet you took the van out for a spin without me, got the front window broken after hitting something, and decided to pull up front and come up with some plan so that way you get off the hook. Leni: That's not even possible, plus I didn't know I was on a hook, is it on me right now? (looks around her) Lynn Sr.: Well until somebody fesses up, you're all grounded! Lincoln: But Dad, I'm suppose to get the newest issue of Ace Savy today! Luna: And we need a ride to the comic book store! Lynn Sr.: Sorry, but until I know who did the crime, you're all doing the time! (All the siblings argue over getting grounded, as they walk back inside) Lori: Ugh! Thanks a lot Lincoln! Luan: (glares at Lincoln) I have a comedy show to see tonight, and now I can't go! Lynn: How am I suppose to practice for the baseball game coming up Lincoln!? Lucy: Sigh, nothing has changed for me. Lana: (glares at Lincoln) You just keep making my job more stressful with each thing you break! Lola: Looks like I'll have to miss beauty pageant practice tonight thanks to my moronic brother! Lisa: Moronic would be a suitable word for him. (All the sisters, except Luna walk upstairs as Lincoln looks down a little upset) Luna: (pats his head) Don't listen to them bro, I know you didn't do it. Lincoln: Well are you sure you didn't do it? Luna: Dude, if I actually broke the window I would've told you upfront I hate lying to my family, besides I was with you between the time the window was normal and now. Lincoln: (sighs) Alright I believe you, but I still have a huge problem and it involves an assault on Vanzilla. Luna: So what are you going to do? Lincoln: I'm gonna have to solve this crime... Ace Savy style! (Cuts to Lincoln burstinig out of his bedroom wearing his Ace Savy homemade costume, he pulls out a deck of cards that spill all over the floor) Lincoln: Dang it, and now to call my trusty sidekick. (breaks out walkie talkie) One-Eyed Jack, this is Ace Savy. Clyde: Wait, Lincoln are actually dressed up as Ace Savy right now? Lincoln: Roger that, I have a case I need to solve and need my partner in crime to come help me solve the mystery of who broke the front window on my family van that I'm accused of for some reason... and also come up with a shorter name for this investigation. Clyde: Awesome, I'd be glad to join since I didn't get a chance to help you with the clogged toilet incident, I'll be there as soon as I can. Lincoln: Roger that, see you on the other side. (Luna approaches Lincoln) Luna: Wow, when you said you were going to solve this Ace Savy style you really meant it. Lincoln: And I won't be doing this alone, that's why I'll need someone to provide the right music for this case. Luna: Oh wow, you want me to join your team? Lincoln: That's right, not only will you be helping me solve the mystery but I'll need you to provide music for our interrogations. Luna: Sweet bro, I'll go get my instruments! (Luna runs off, as it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde in their costumes in Lincoln's room looking at various cards each with their sisters on them) Clyde: So Ace, these are the possible suspects? Lincoln: That's right Jack, one of these ten has got to be responsible for the broken window, but who? Clyde: Well we know Lori didn't do it. Lincoln: How would you know, we haven't even questioned her yet? Clyde: She's got those smooth hands and silky skin, breaking a window would just ruin the complete package that she is. Lincoln: (snaps his fingers) Stay focused! Maybe you should only view Lori with your blind eye. Clyde: Alright, sorry about that. Lincoln: Back to our suspects, we know Luna didn't do it since she was with me the entire time, not to mention she told me her side of the story, and Lily couldn't have been able to do it. Clyde: So that leaves us with eight suspects then. (A knock on the door is heard as Lincoln opens to find Luna and Leni) Lincoln: Oh good you're here, and you brought Leni? Leni: I heard that you guys were investigating the broken window and I wanted to help. Lincoln: (to Luna) You told someone about this? Luna: It's not my fault, she cornered me and gave me those cute puppy eyes. Lincoln: (to Leni) I appreciate the offer to help but this is a private investigation. Leni: Please Linky, I think I could really help out with this. (Leni then gives puppy eyes to Lincoln for a few seconds) Lincoln: (sighs) Fine, you can join us. Leni: (gets excited) Yay! Lincoln: By the way, did you pick up that puppy eye trick from Lynn? Leni: Who do you think taught her that in the first place? Luna: (smiles) Clever girl. Leni: So what can I do to help, can I be your assistant? Lincoln: That won't be necessary, One-Eyed Jack is usually my assistant. Clyde: (confused) I thought I was your sidekick? Lincoln: Oh no, you are my sidekick as well. Luna: (confused) Then what does that make me? Lincoln: I don't know I... (sighs) okay Leni you're my assistant now. Luna: I got my keyboard guitar here to help set the scene with the right music. (pulls out a keyboard guitar and plays some notes on it) Lincoln: Perfect, now the big question comes with who our first possible suspect could be? Clyde: Well, who would be most likely to break the window? Leni: Wait, I thought we all predicted Lincoln would break it? Lincoln: (faceplams) Okay Leni, while we think things through, you can collect the cards I usually bring with me. Leni: But they're already piled up next to you. Lincoln: Uhh look, a clue! (points behind Leni as she turns around and he knocks the pile of cards on the ground) Whoops, the cards are on the ground, better pick em up. (Leni kneels down to pick up the deck of cards) Luna: (crosses her arms) Was that really necessary bro? Lincoln: Shouldn't you be providing me with some music? (Luna sighs as she begins playing some dramatic music using her keyboard guitar) Lincoln: Putting myself aside, (pulls out a picture of the broken window) the shape of the hole in the window looks like the shape of a ball. Clyde: What kind of ball to be exact? Lincoln: Something like a tennis ball, and who do we know who uses tennis balls? Leni: A tennis player, I bet that person broke our window! Lincoln: Close but not quite, I meant Lynn. Luna: Are you sure about that? Lincoln: There's only one way to find out, now come on team let's do some interrogating! (Cuts to Lynn throwing a tennis ball against the wall as Lincoln kicks down the door, surpising Lynn as the tennis ball accidentally hits Lincoln in the face) Lynn: Bro, do you have to kick down the door everytime you're in super dork mode!? Lincoln: I'm the one asking questions, not you! (Leni shines a flashlight in Lynn's face as Luna play's her keyboard guitar to set the mood) Lynn: Are you seriously doing this whole detective thing again? Lincoln: We're all grounded for a crime no one is willing to confess, unless we solve it. Clyde: Just answer the question Lynn, did you break the front window of the van? Lynn: Why would I do that? Lincoln: The hole in the window looked like something a tennis ball would smash through. Lynn: Well I'm actually practicing baseball right now... Leni: A baseball is the same size as a tennis ball! Lincoln: A ha! (to Lynn) Care to explain this situation? Lynn: Gladly, I did break the front window of the van... Clyde: (surprised) Wow, that was easy. Lynn: (to Lincoln) But you also broke it, when I threw that baseball towards you a couple weeks ago, ever since then I decided to only practice batting over at the batting cage, so that way there won't be any accidents around the house anymore. Lincoln: (sighs) Looks like we got nothing here. (Lincoln and his team return back to Lincoln's room) Lincoln: Right now that leaves us with six suspects left, who else could be responsible for the damage? Leni: Maybe this is part of a prank Luan is pulling? Luna: I don't think she would try and pull off a prank like this, seems quite complex. Clyde: Unless it's an act of revenge. Lincoln: That is a fair point, let's go question the joker! (pulls out the wrong card) Leni: (confused) The joker is the king of hearts. Lincoln: Dang it, I was SO close this time! (Cuts to Lincoln and his team in Luan's room asking her questions, with Leni shining a light in front of Luan while Luna plays on the keyboard guitar to set the mood) Lincoln: Cut to the chase Luan, did you break the front window of the van? Luan: No way, I would be in a "hole" lot of trouble. (laughs) Clyde: Your comedy isn't helping us right now, we need the truth. (Suddenly the light goes out from the flashlight Leni was holding) Lincoln: Uh Leni, the light? Leni: Sorry Lincoln... I meant Ace, the battery must be dead, got any spare ones? Lincoln: (slightly annoyed) Check the kitchen, there should be some in there. (Leni runs downstairs) Lincoln: Like my partner just said, we want the truth, is this part of some drawn out prank on us? Leni: (from downstairs) Hey Ace, which drawer do we usually keep the batteries in!? Lincoln: (yells out) The one next to the fridge! Luan: Listen you guys, I may enjoy pulling pranks but I always never go for anything too detailed, it takes too much time out of my day, I stick to the simple pranks like a whoopie cushion or pail of water. Leni: (from downstairs) Which drawer next to the fridge!? Lincoln: (yells out) The one all the way to the left! Luna: (to Luan) So are you sure you didn't break the front window? Clyde: (to Luan) And it's not part of one of your pranks? Luan: Don't be silly, I don't see the comedy in breaking things. Leni: (from downstairs) Wait, is it my left or your left for where the drawer is!? Lincoln: (annoyed) Gah! We've got nothing so far! And now I need to show Leni where the batteries are! (Lincoln storms downstairs, as it cuts to Lincoln and his team back in their room) Lincoln: And now we're down to five possible suspects and have gotten nowhere in this investigation! Leni: Wait, maybe Lucy broke the window! Lincoln: Leni, please tell me you actually have more of a valid reason why? Leni: Uh, maybe she broke it to see if she can fit her head into it. Clyde: (confused) That's kinda of disturbing theory to come up with. Lincoln: We're running out time, the comic book store closes in about three hours and we need to interrogate (to Leni and Luna) you two investigate the crime scene, me and One-Eyed Jack will question the others so we can find some answers. Luna: You got it bro. (Cuts to Leni and Luna looking inside the van, Luna was in the far back while Leni was in the front) Luna: Found anything sis? Leni: Nope, not yet. Luna: So I gotta ask, why did you want to help us figure out this whole broken window thing? Leni: When I saw you and Lincoln being accused of breaking the front window, I had to stand up for you two, from what you were saying it sounded like someone else was responsible for breaking it. Luna: That's nice Leni, but it sounds awfully convient of you to say that. Leni: (sighs) Okay, promise me you won't tell anyone this. (Luna makes the motion of zipping her lips) Leni: I wanted to spend some time with Lincoln and learn about his whole Ace Savy fascination. Luna: Wait, you mean you wanted to join so you can get into Ace Savy? Leni: Of course, I'm always doing things with him but their usually things I typically do, I wanted to let him do something he likes for a change. Luna: Did you tell him this? Leni: Well, no not really, I just can't find the words to tell him without sounding like a complete doofus. Luna: I'm sure he'll understand, (steps out of the van) I'm going to go to the bathroom just keeping looking to see if you find something. (Cuts to Lincoln and Clyde investigating the other sisters, first with Lana) Lincoln: (to Lana) Did you break the window? Lana: You do realize I fix things, not break them. (They cross off Lana and move onto Lisa) Lincoln: (to Lisa) Were you experimenting and something happened causing the front window to break? Lisa: Foolish humans, all of my experiments are confined to my room, it would be physically impossible for one of my experiments to cause damage to the family transportation service. (They cross off Lisa and move onto Lola) Lincoln: (to Lola) Is this some kind of twisted plan to rat me out? Lola: You're not on my "list", but if you continue bothering me during tea time (glares at Lincoln and Clyde) you'll soon be ON it! (They cross off Lola and move onto Lucy)Lincoln: (to Lucy) Rumor has it, you broke the window so you can fit your head into it. Lucy: Who was the genius that started that one. Lincoln: (sighs) Leni did. Lucy: Sorry Lincoln, I had nothing to do with the window breaking, it's not like before. Clyde: (confused) Before what? Lincoln: Oh, it's just a personal little thing with me and Lucy, it's kept confidental between us. (Lincoln and Clyde walk out of Lucy's room and cross off Lucy) Lincoln: Looks like all we have left to question, is Lori. Clyde: She probably didn't do it, like I said before, she wouldn't want to damage the perfect package. Lincoln: As weird as that sounds, you're probably right. (realizes) wait a minute, she was the first one to accuse me of breaking the window, I have a gut feeling she isn't telling me the whole truth. (Lincoln storms into Lori's room) Lincoln: Alright Lori, quit playing games and tell us what's really going on!? Lori: (annoyed) Okay, how many times do I need to tell you to stay out of my room!?Lincoln: Too many to count, but I just want to know why did you accuse me of breaking the front window, is it to cover up you breaking the window instead? Lori: Oh please, I literally use that van to go everywhere, damaging it would hurt my reputation, (approaches Lincoln and Clyde) now you better leave my room right now before I give you another atomic wedgie worst than the last time! Lincoln: (somewhat nervous) We're not scared of you, right One-Eyed Jack? (Lincoln notices blood spilling out of Clyde's nose as he passes out, he wakes up in the hallway and notices Lincoln after an atomic wedgie) Lincoln: (sarcastic) Thanks for the support, sidekick! Clyde: Sorry Ace, but what did Lori say. Lincoln: (pulls himself out of the wedgie) This wedgie says it all, Lori had nothing to do with the broken window. (Luna walks out of the bathroom and approaches Lincoln and Clyde) Luna: So you dudes got any new evidence? Lincoln: Nothing, we've interrogated everyone. (Leni runs upstairs and approaches Lincoln, Clyde and Luna) Leni: You guys, I found this in the van! (Leni pulls out a small purple hat) Luna: A purple hat? Clyde: Seems interesting. Lincoln: I've never seen anyone in this house wear it. Luna: Well it's certainly not mine. Clyde: I don't own any purple hats as far as I know. Leni: I've come up with a new theory. Lincoln: Better than your whole "Lucy broke the window to see if she can stick her head in it" observation? Leni: That was a theory not an observation. Lincoln: (faceplams) Just tell us what you think. Leni: Okay, remember the day you had gum in your hair and we all thought some kid at school was picking on you?Lincoln: Yeah? Leni: Well, when Lynn brought some boy over here assuming he was the bully, he was wearing the same exact hat as this one. Luna: I know exactly who you're talking about dude, that redheaded kid. Clyde: You mean Chuck, the one who lives in a trailer just a couple blocks away from here? Leni: Yes, and he also tried to rob us a few months ago. Lincoln: This actually makes sense Leni, let's hope your right. (Cuts to Lincoln and his team at the front door of Chuck's trailer, as he knocks on the door and Chuck appears) Chuck: Oh, it's you, the boy with the annoying sisters. Lincoln: That sure is me alright, but today I'm Ace Savy! Chuck: (snickers) Seriously, you wear your underpants on the outside? Lincoln: (annoyed) Enough jokes trailer boy, we want to know if you broke the front window to our family van! Chuck: (annoyed) Trailer boy? Come on, I know I'm not as rich as everyone else in this neighborhood but it still hurts to say that! Leni: (pushes Lincoln aside) Answer the question, (to Chuck's face) did you BREAK the front window to our family van!? Chuck: No, why would I do that? Leni: I'm sure this will explain everything! (pulls out the small purple hat) Chuck: (confused) A purple hat? Looks similar to the one I have. Clyde: Maybe cause it is your hat. Chuck: No, my hat's right here. (pulls out the same small purple hat from behind him and puts it on his head) Lincoln: Wait, (points to the hat Chuck is wearing) that's your actual hat? Chuck: Duh, of course it is. Leni: (confused) Then whose hat is this then? Chuck: (shrugs shoulders) I don't know, maybe somebody else bought the same hat, you do know they sell those at the mall right? Lincoln: (faceplams) I can't believe this! Chuck: Well I'll see you losers hopefully never again. (Chuck slams the front door as Lincoln and his team walk back to the house with Lincoln looking very annoyed) Leni: Ace, I'm sorry we got nothing from that, I was just... Lincoln: (turns around with an annoyed look) Just STOP it Leni, stop it! All you've done today is got in the way of our investigation! Whether it's coming up with false ideas or distracting me from my interrogations or not figuring out where we keep the batteries in our house, you haven't done anything to help whatsoever!! Leni: (upset) I thought this would... Lincoln: (angry) Well you thought wrong, and if you were actually the one who broke the window, why didn't you just confess earlier!? Because so far, it seems more obvious that YOU were the one who did all this!! Leni: (shocked) What!? You think I broke the window!? Luna: (to Lincoln) Bro, I don't think Leni did anything. Clyde: (to Lincoln) Maybe you're just worked up over this whole thing. Lincoln: (angry) Well until somebody has proof, I'm sticking to my statement (points at Leni) Leni BROKE the window!! (Leni upset with tears in her eyes over being accused, runs off in the opposite direction) Luna: Leni come back! Lincoln: She'll find her way home, let's get back and continue finding the suspect. Luna: (glares at Lincoln) You know what, we're going to talk when we get home, but first I need to go get Leni. (Luna runs off in the same direction Leni went to as Lincoln and Clyde continue walking home, as it cuts to Leni running into an alley crying as she hides behind a fence) Leni: (crying) Why c-can't I do anything right?! All I was trying to do was s-spend time with Lincoln! (Suddenly Chuck appears next to Leni) Chuck: You look upset, everything okay? Leni: (sniffs) Not really, my brother thinks I broke the window to the van, which I didn't even do. Chuck: (sighs) Well now you know how I feel. Leni: (sniffs) I guess so, so wait why are you here? Chuck: I've come to give you a peace offering. (shows her a wheelchair) Leni: (confused) A wheelchair? Chuck: It's so you can sit down everywhere you go, I'm sure you'll need a comfy place to sit right now. Leni: Oh, that is a nice gesture, thank you.(Leni sits down in the wheelchair) Chuck: That's not all, (pulls out a white piece of candy in a see-through wrapper) I also have a piece of candy. Leni: Sweet, I always enjoy treats! (Leni opens the wrapper and eats the piece of candy) Chuck: This is to help you get your mind off of what your brother did. Leni: It certainly is helping, so much so that I've already forgotten about it... (begins to feel dizzy) and I'm also feeling, light headed and loopy. (Leni slowly begins to close her eyes as she passes out sitting on the chair) Chuck: (grins) Yes, looks like my mom's wheelchair and sleeping pill worked perfectly. (Chuck begins to push an unconscious Leni in a wheelchair across the street, as Luna notices this from a distance and grows suspicious) Luna: Wait, is that Chuck and (shocked) Leni!? (A large truck passes by Luna and passes by Chuck and Leni, once it passes by Luna see's Chuck and Leni have disappeared) Luna: (worried) Oh my gosh, I gotta tell Lincoln! (Luna runs back to the house, as it cuts to Lincoln and Clyde looking at pictures of the sisters and of the van in Lincoln's room) Lincoln: So Jack, got any other ideas for the possible suspect? Clyde: Wait, we're still trying to find clues? (Luna bursts into the room) Luna: (pants) Leni's... in trouble! Lincoln: Wait, Leni's in trouble? Luna: I saw Leni get taken! Clyde: Taken, by who!? Luna: It was Chuck, he had her on a wheelchair taking her somewhere, she's been kidnapped! Lincoln: Wait a minute, (glares at Luna) you're telling me that Chuck kidnapped Leni? Luna: Dude, I just told you that, come on we have to go save her! Lincoln: Nice try Luna, is this something you and Leni planned to get back at me? Luna: (annoyed) Are you seriously not going to believe me and continue with this whole Detective nonsense!? Lincoln: (annoyed) I don't know, so far I've spent all day trying to figure out who broke the front window to the van and I've got less than two hours before the comic book store closes, so sorry if I want to figure out who did the crime, so that way we don't have to do the time! Luna: (faceplams) Okay look, you wanna know why Leni wanted to help you with all this? Lincoln: Because she was being nice, she's always like that. Luna: No, it's because she wanted to spend time with you and learn more about Ace Savy! Lincoln: (surprised) Wait, she did? Luna: Yes! (grows more angry) She wanted to find out more about why you love Ace Savy, so she can get into it as well, she didn't tell you before because she couldn't figure out a way out of embarrassment, and I know this because she told me earlier in the van and made me promise not to tell (voice breaking) because she loves you too much!! Lincoln: (shocked) Oh my gosh, it all makes sense now, that's why she wanted to help earlier, and I snapped at her for that. Luna: (angry) That's why I wanted to talk to you, so that I can say it straight to your face how much of a jerk you've been all day and that Leni is only doing this cause she's interested in the same things you're into! Lincoln: (sighs) You even said it earlier, I'm surprised to find out that Leni's into the same things I'm into and I didn't even know it. Clyde: So just to be clear, Leni didn't break the window? Lincoln: Of course not, she was right all along, it was Chuck! Luna: And he's probably using her right now as part of his evil plan, which is why we have to go! Lincoln: Looks like it's Ace Savy to the rescue, let's go team! (Cuts to Leni waking up, as she's strapped to the wheelchair she's sitting in and notices she's on top of a trailer) Leni: (nervous) Uh, where am I? Chuck: (from down below) You're at my trailer what do you think? Leni: Chuck, did you do this? Chuck: Of course I did, this was my entire plan all along. (Flashbacks to Chuck sneaking into the driveway of the Loud House residence late at night, as he throws a baseball striaght into the front window of Vanzilla, then he breaks into the van, takes the ball, and places a small purple hat in the front as he closes the door and sneaks away) Chuck: I broke the window by throwing a baseball in, and put in another purple hat so that you can guess to see if it was me, but thankfully I kept the original all along, so that way if I end up being accused I can have an excuse. Leni: But wait, why would you do this? Chuck: Because I hate you and your stupid family; first for getting me grounded, then for getting me grounded again when I stole your stuff, and now I'm getting revenge again by making both you and Lincoln suffer! Leni: (confused) Suffer, for what? Chuck: Oh just something you've been working on for Lincoln, I would hate to see what would if THIS got ruined! (Chuck points to an outfit on the ground that looks similar to the one Lincoln wears for Ace Savy) Leni: (gasps) That's the Ace Savy costume I custom maded for Lincoln! Chuck: That's right, you should really lock your windows at night, someone could come in and steal your stuff! (grins) Leni: (gets angry) Don't you DARE ruin that outfit, it took me weeks to make! (Leni tries to break free, but the restrains on her sitting on the wheelchair force her to sit still) Chuck: There's nothing you can do, but just watch it all get destroyed! (Chucks walks over to a lawnmower about five feet away from the outfit as he pulls the lever to turn it on) Chuck: And now, I put this on autopilot (pushes a button on the lawnmower) and let you watch the lawnmower shred your dress in about two minutes. (Leni watches and continues to try and get out but couldn't, as tears pour down her face as she's about to witness the outfit she made for Lincoln get shredded) Chuck: (laughs evily) This is the perfect revenge plan! Lincoln: (off-screen) Not so fast Trailer boy! (Chuck turns to his right side and notices Lincoln, Clyde, and Luna glaring at him) Chuck: (annoyed) Are you seriously still going to use that nickname with me!? Clyde: (angry) It's pretty accurate for scum like you. Luna: (angry) We're only going to say this once, let Leni go and nobody gets hurt. Chuck: Okay fine, as long as you realize that her outfit is going to become destroyed in less than two minutes. (points to the lawnmower and the outfit on the ground) So bring it on! (Clyde tackles Chuck and begins fighting him, as Lincoln rushes to the lawnmower and Luna finds a way to climb up the trailer and free Leni) Clyde: (while fighting Chuck) I got this covered! Lincoln: Awesome Jack, all I need to do is figure out how to turn off this lawnmower. (Lincoln looks at the lawnmower and becomes confused on how to turn it off, meanwhile Luna makes it up to the roof of the trailer and begins trying to free Leni) Leni: (sniffs) You guys came back for me! Luna: Of course sis, by the way I told Lincoln. Leni: You what!? Luna: He was angry at you and didn't believe me when I told him you were kidnapped, what else was I suppose to do!? (Lincoln runs over to pick up the outfit, but can't as it's held down to the ground by heavy weights) Lincoln: Uh guys, I can't pick up the dress and I can't turn off the lawnmower! Luna: Well keep trying dude! Leni: Linky! Are you still mad at me!? Lincoln: Of course not Leni, it was my fault, I should've known you were trying to help and actually wanted to know more about Ace Savy! Leni: (smiles) I hope we can do this more! Lincoln: Thanks, but I'm still trying to figure out how to turn this dang lawnmower off! (The lawnmower is less than two feet away from the outfit) Leni: Wait, didn't we see a lawnmower similar to this at the mall!? (Lincoln thinks as it flashbacks to Lincoln and Leni seeing a demonstration of the same lawnmower being tested at the mall, as the man shows them how to turn the lawn mower on and how to turn it off) Leni: Oh wow, now I know how lawnmowers work! Lincoln: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure we won't need that anytime soon. (Flashback ends as it cuts back to the present) Lincoln: (realize) I got it! (Lincoln goes to the lawnmower and pulls a lever down on the side which turns off the lawnmower which was less than a foot away from the outfit) Lincoln: (sighs of relief) That was close! (Clyde walks up to Lincoln with Chuck having his hands tied up with rope) Clyde: I have the suspect all tied up Ace! Chuck: Ugh! My plan is ruined! (Luna and Leni climb off the trailer and approach Lincoln and Clyde as they glare at Chuck) Lincoln: Looks like we figured out the whole mystery. Chuck: Okay fine you caught me, big deal. Luna: Talk all you want dude, but you'll be sorry for everything you just did. Leni: Cause you're coming back to our house and you're going to tell our Dad the whole story. Chuck: Oh yeah, and what if I say no? Clyde: You don't exactly have much of a choice right now. Chuck: (groans) Fine, let's get this over with. (The five of them walk back to the Loud house, as it cuts to Chuck in front of Lynn Sr. and all the siblings telling them what happened with the van as they look angry at him) Chuck: Yeah I broke your front window, but you started it by making me think I was bullying Lincoln. Lynn Sr.: (angry) It doesn't matter, I'm calling your parents so they can pay for a new window for our van! Chuck: (nervous) Wait, are you serious? Lincoln: Well yeah, how else will we get a new window. Lynn Sr.: And it seems like none of you kids were responsible for the damage to the van, so you're all not grounded anymore! (The siblings celebrate their freedom) Lynn Sr.: Though I still never found out where my CD player went. Lori: I actually have a confession... I took it. Everyone: (shocked) What!? Lori: Oh come on, like I'm not the only one who literally gets tired of dad's singing. Lynn Sr.: (to Lori) If you can give it back to me, I'll make sure your phone isn't taken away for a week. Lori: (laughs nervously) Deal. (Lynn Sr. walks into the kitchen with Chuck following him as the sisters look at Lincoln, Luna, and Leni) Luan: I can't believe you guys figured out who broke the window. Lynn: And we all assumed it was one of you three. Lucy: Or all three of you together. Lori: (sighs) We're sorry we accused you of breaking the window, especially you Lincoln, you were only trying to help. Lincoln: It's okay you guys, I'm just glad we figured out who the real culprit was. Leni: And that I got to spend some time learning about the world's savviest crime fighter. (kisses Lincoln on the cheek) Luna: Dudes, we still got less than an hour before the comic book store closes, we can make it there now that we're not grounded. (looks around) Where's Clyde? Lincoln: He's outside looking at us through the window, it's the only way he can be around Lori without passing out. (looks at the window and notices Clyde passed out) Nevermind, it didn't work. Leni: But wait, how are we suppose to get to the comic book store without a ride? (Lincoln notices Clyde brought his parent's tandem bike, and gets an idea) Lincoln: Luna, bring Clyde up to my room, Leni you're coming with me. Leni: To the comic book store? Lincoln: Yeah, I'll show you the whole section of Ace Savy comics they have and even more stuff they have to... Leni: (interrupts) That's nice and all, but there's one problem. Lincoln: Look if it's about before, you don't have to worry about acting like a doofus in front of me when talking Ace Savy, you're new to this and you'll slowly adjust to everything in the comics. Leni: It's not that, it's just that... I don't know how to ride a bike. Lincoln: (realizes) Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Luna: I'll ride with you bro and Leni and stay with Clyde. Lincoln: That works, let's go! (Lincoln and Luna rush out of the house, as it cuts to Lincoln and Luna walking into Lincoln's room each holding two copies of the latest Ace Savy comic. Once they walk in, they notice Leni dressed as the Eleven of Hearts) Leni: So, what do you guys think? Lincoln: (shocked) Oh my gosh Leni, did you actually make a costume for the Eleven of Hearts? Leni: I sure did, that way it will go along with your new and improved Ace Savy costume! (hands Lincoln a custom made Ace Savy costume with long sleeves, a yellow ultily belt, and a black eye mask) Lincoln: (smiles) This is amazing, thank you so much Leni! Leni: (hugs Lincoln) Of course Linky. (to Luna) And don't think I'm leaving you out either. Luna: (gets excited) You made me a costume!? Leni: Well, not quite. But I thought I would give you a sister makeover, something I haven't done since, well Lucy, only I'll make sure it fits the right character for you. Luna: Awesome! A FEW HOURS LATER (Lincoln, dressed in his new and improved Ace Savy costume, was reading the newest issue of the Ace Savy Comic book on his bed, with Leni next to him in her Eleven of Hearts costume reading the same new issue as well. On the other side of the bed Luna, dressed as Night Clubs with the makeup and outfit all matching the character, was reading the same new issue, and Clyde still dressed as One-Eyed Jack reading the same new issue as well) Leni: So in this issue, the Eleven of Hearts and Night Clubs team up with Ace? Lincoln: That's right, you got cute and punk teaming up to fight evil with the world's savviest crime fighter. Clyde: And don't forget his trusty sidekick One-Eyed Jack. Luna: (to Leni) And thanks again for the makeover and the new threads, I'm surely rockin' as the Night Clubs! Leni: (smiles) It's the least I can do. (Everyone smiles and reads their comics) Lincoln: (to the viewers) I really learned a lot today, I learned that the people you enjoy spending time with, may secretly enjoy the same things you like and you won't even know it. But it's always best to just be honest with them and invite them into the world they're so curious to visit in, cause it just makes the experience that much more enjoyable. Clyde: So, when will the High Card join our squad? (The others look at Clyde) Clyde: (slightly nervous) And just to be clear, I wasn't referring to Lori. Lincoln: (smirks) Oh Jack, you'll never understand. The End==Trivia==
 * This story is widely considered a followup to Sleuth Or Consequences (mostly the re-write).
 * Luna makes a reference to Jurassic Park with the phrase "clever girl".
 * There are references/callbacks to Sleuth Or Consequences in the story.
 * The flashbacks of Lincoln damaging the van are similar to the flashbacks of Lincoln clogging the toilet.
 * Lucy says "it's not like before" she's referring to the previous events of Sleuth or Consequences when she (SPOILERS) clogged the Toilet with the Princess Pony book.
 * When Lincoln pulls out the wrong card that was suppose to be the joker.
 * Lynn Sr. says the phrase "unless I know who did the crime, you're all doing the time".
 * The character of Chuck (or the redheaded boy in Heavy Meddle) was also in the fanfic Loud's Eleven and was also the antagonist.
 * At the beginning, Luna mentions how Strong Suite (Lynn) is the most popular character by poll, this is a reference to the official Favorite Character poll here on the wikia, with Lynn being voted the most popular.