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[We cut to the twins’ room later that day. Lincoln and Lana have just finished playing the tape recording for Lola. Understandably, she has a shocked look on her face.]

Lola: Holy shamoley. I-I don’t believe this.

Lincoln: Yeah. I know. It’s a lot to take in. Are you gonna be—?

Lola: How can Roxanne like Prison Pageants and Princess Pony at the same time?!

Lincoln and Nolan: [does a double take] Wait, what?

Lola: I mean, that’s not the only thing I’m surprised about, but out of everything, that just makes the least amount of sense! Prison Pageants and Princess Pony are complete opposites of one another! That’s like someone playing violent video games and also sleeping with a stuffed bunny at night! Or someone reading superhero comics and watching a TV show about talking trains!

[Lincoln and Nolan deadpan and clears their throat. Lola looks up at them for a beat.]

Lola: I stand by what I said. [she pats both of their heads] And I still love you, both.