Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-27175193-20161013192730/@comment-6062841-20161019192104

OrangeBird2013 wrote: Lincoln: Flat Tire, you really shouldn't fall in love with girls that are older than you..

Charles: Bark (I stole Lola's allowance)

Cliff: Meow (Dang it, now Lola's going to murder us pets!)

Flat Tire: I shouldn't be, but I do! I even love the form of the gentle women in a younger model as well. Speaking of...

Lola: AAARGH! Where are those pets! I feel like putting 'me through the sausage maker at Lupo's Butcher Shop!

Flat Tire: *appears in front of Lola* Aha, aha, ahaw! No need to hurry away, baby. Why don't I catch that mangy mutt and ferocious feline for ya *pulls shaking Charles and Cliff out of pocket* and we can go to the mall so we can see which dress looks best on your butt?

Lola: *grabs Flat Tire by his neck collar, nearly strangling him* Talk to me again, but, and I will CRUSH every ball you own. *pulls him closer to her face with each word* Every. Ball. You. Own.


 * snatches pets out of Flat Tire's hand and runs towards Lupo's*

Flat Tire: *laying shocked on ground*..................................WOAH, MAMA!!! I LOVE the girls that play hard to get!