User blog:WildKirbyAtrox/Fanfic/Song Parody: You're a Mean One, St Lincoln

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You're a mean one, St Lincoln. You really are a heel. You're as dense as Patrick Sea Star Dipped in ignorance, you tool. St Lincoln! You're a disgrace to the real deal... And an alarmingly fascist clone!

You're a whiner, St Lincoln. You say his sisters get off scot-free Claimed they make him miserable Now you want them to suffer... St Lincoln! Despite the fact the actual Lincoln is not different form his sisters... Those bits always gets overlooked!

You hate Lynn Jr., St Lincoln Claim that she's the worst sister You write NSL fanfics And you demonize that character. St Lincoln! Nearly everyone seems to forget that Lincoln Loud actually lied about being bad luck, so he kind of had it coming... Right? Though he DID get the idea from Lynn Jr., and the rest of the Louds were being foolish enough to either fall for it all, or use it as a means to punish him... But if it's the latter, then wouldn't that prove that they're no better? Either way, what he got was a little too excessive. Sure, acknowledging Lincoln's culpability is one thing, but- UGH... This debate is giving me a headache... Moving on...

You're insufferable, St Lincoln You're a biased, picky brat Making Luna and Leni his "angels" Even the former as his "guardian" St Lincoln The fact that you always portray one or the other as the "nicest sisters" to the point of being a bunch of Mary Sues has aged horribly. To describe all of that in three words, they would be: "Nonsensical" "Stubborn" "Ludicrous"

You're a mean one, St Lincoln This character, you have derailed Your fanfics are poorly written And his portrayal annoyed others. St Lincoln!

[We cut to Luna's/Luan's room where Luna has been playing the music in the background. Clawrisk is singing into a microphone, and begins to 'speak' to finish off the song.]

Clawrisk: "Your outlook and opinions on the real Lincoln Loud is the most appalling pile of roach dung I've ever seen. They're all over-saturated by a bunch of unrealistic common-sense excuses in the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, and you probably dislike this song because it's about all the nonsense you guys caused within this fandom and never actually moving on, thus causing a certain group of people to start actually hating on said character, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR CHILDISH PATHETIC ACTIONS AND TANTRUMS OVER A FREAKIN' CARTOON! GREAT ISTHMUS OF [BLEEP]-ING PANAMA!!!"

[Beat]

Luna: "Um, Claws?"

Clawrisk: "What?"

Luna: [points to her laptop, showing that it recorded Clawrisk's brief rant]

Clawrisk: "... Just keep going."

[The song continues, and the laptop plays a piece of audio from the original Mr Grinch song.]

A seasick crocodiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile!-

Clawrisk: "FOOT DIVE!"

[Clawrisk foot-dives into a huge stack of NSL fanfics, Loud sister rants, and anything else made by, well... St. Lincoln. The explosion doesn't destroy the house, but it did leave a huge spot on the carpet of Luna's/Luan's room.]

Luna: "Dude, seriously?!"