Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20180507220928/@comment-32807753-20180508011652

Bobby: So... you're really going green? That's it?

Lori: Yep!

Bobby: Cool! How are you doing that right now with wifi?

Lori: Oh! We took care of it! We're not using electricity, instead we're relying on a new source.

Bobby: What would that be?

Lori: Lincoln.

Bobby: (concerned and confused) What?

Lori: It was Lincoln's idea for the family to go green actually, so we're having him use that bike thingy to power the whole house.

Bobby: The whole house?! Isn't that dangerous for one kid?! He must be in so much pain!

Lori: Don't worry about it. He'll be fine. He's managed it before.

Bobby: Still! I don't think this is safe for him! Maybe you should try a different source of energy?

Lori: Bobby! How many times do I have to tell you? Lincoln is fine. He agreed to do it, and he can handle it just fine.

Bobby: Well... if Lincoln's okay with it I guess, but-

[The call is abruptly ended when the power goes out]