User blog:Aartistboy714/One-Shot - Lincoln's Payback

Inspired by BatSam's fanfiction: Over the Edge.

(Inside the Loud House, Lincoln was in the living room watching his favorite show, ARRGH!)

Lincoln: (happy) Oh, boy, this is gonna be so exciting!

(Suddenly, Lori appears and shoves Lincoln out of the couch.)

Lincoln: (annoyed) Hey! No fair, Lori, I was here first!

Lori: (nonchalant) Sorry, Linc, but there's a brand new episode of Dream Boat, and I literally don't want to miss it.

(Lincoln growls in frustration, and walks upstairs. He then comes back down with something behind his back.)

Lori: (sighs) What do you want this time, Lincoln?

(Lincoln pulls out a spanking paddle, and pins Lori down the floor. He starts paddling her while she cries in pain.)

Lori: (crying) Lincoln... you just spanked me!

Lincoln: (intense) That's right I did! And I'll do it again too if you don't give me back the remote right now!

Lori: (crying) But, Lincoln, I really...

(Lincoln growls at her while he holds up the spanking paddle.)

Lori: (intimidated) Okay, fine, you can keep the remote, just please don't spank me!

Lincoln: (threatening) Good! And don't even think about ratting out on me, or else you gonna get it!

Lori: (frightened) Okay, I won't, I won't!

Lincoln: Good! Now scram!

(Lori runs upstairs screaming and crying.)

Lincoln: (amazed) Wow! That was so intense. I feel so... so... powerful!

THE END

First of all, I would to apologize if this was way too mean-spirited. Second of all, I only made this as a one-shot, not a fanfic.