Sitting Bull/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Sitting Bull".

Script
[The episodes starts off with a shot of the Loud House, where Lori confronts Luna and Luan] Lori: "Hey, are either of you guys free for a babysitting job tonight? Mrs. McCauley just called and I can't do it, I'm sitting for the Dunscombes." Luna: "Sorry, dude. I got the Katzes tonight. [picks up drum] I'm gonna teach Jaime and Sydney how to do a drum circle." Luan: "I'm sitting for the Santinis. I've got some great comedy props in case little Mary gets a ouchie." [hits herself with her hammer prop which she then faints] Leni: [laughs and claps] "Thanks, Luan, that makes me feel much better about my ouchie." [shows Leni's feet with a bandage on one of her toes] Lori: "Hey, Leni, can you sit for the McCauleys tonight?" Leni: "Sorry, I can't. I'm sitting for the Lewises. I'm giving Tia and Salome makeovers, they're one and two, it's time." Lori: "Hmm, okay. I guess I'll have to tell the McCauleys no one's free." Leni: "What about Lynn? She's 13, that's when we all started taking babysitting jobs." Luna: "I don't know, dude. She's not exactly the nurturing type." Luan: "And we don't want to blow our reputation as Royal Woods' best babysitters." Lori: "Well, that is true. But you guys, it's only fair that we give Lynn a chance." ''[Lynn, in the meantime, is in the backyard, tire swinging like a gorilla. The twins are rolling along in Lola's car, and Lynn hangs upside down in their path, causing them to scream, swerve, and crash]'' Lola: "Ow! Watch it you clod." Lana: "Know how long it's gonna take me to bump out this hood?!" Lynn: "Sorry guys, apology punches!" [Punches the twins] Lana: "Ow!" Lola: "Ow!" ''[Lynn goes back to her swinging. Lily is innocently walking along, not seeing Lynn. Charles sees this, and quickly dives at her and end up in a fight circle which Lily wins. All the while, the older sisters watch all of this, shocked.]'' Luan: "Still want to give her a chance?" Lori: [looks over at Lincoln, who is in a sunbathing chair, reading comics, and they go over to him; in a quiet tone] "Hey, Lincoln, how would you like your first real babysitting job?" Lincoln: [suddenly interested] "Babysitting? Like for money? I'm in." Lynn: [hearing this] "Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't give a babysitting job to Stinkoln! I'm next in line." [She hops out of the tire swing and lands right next to them.] Lori: "But Lynn, let's face it, you're not exactly the nurturing type." Lynn: "What now? I can nurture all day long." [Right then, Lisa comes out the backyard, carrying a microscope] "Kids love me." [notices Lisa's presence and grabs her in a playful noogie] "Right, Lis?" Lisa: [slightly irritated by this] "If it'll get you to stop bruising my cranium, I'll gladly respond in the affarmative." Lynn: [drops Lisa] "See? That's a yes."