Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170806214202

Mom #1: "Remind me to book Funny Business, Inc. for my kid's birthday, I have got to get their business card."

[The other parents murmur in agreement.]

Bratty Kid's Dad: "Well, I call the weekend of the 22nd."

[The goth kids start cheering and a single black rose is tossed onto stage as Lane picks it up.]