User blog:007Jamesdean/Spell it Out (Done my Way)

It starts with Lucy and Fangs returning home from their nightly walk.

 [Lucy and Fangs come walking home at night, and enter the house with lightning flashing for their entrance.]

Lucy:  [content]  "I so enjoy our nightly strolls, Fangs."

 [Fangs squeaks in agreement.]

 Me, Varie, Lily and Laney are sitting on the couch reading books.

 Laney: Oh, hey Lucy.

 Lucy: Hello Laney, J.D., Varie, Lily.

 Me: Have a nice walk?

 Lucy: Yes. It was quite enjoyable. Anything happen while we were away?

Laney: Well, you could say that. Pro tip: Don't go in the bathroom.

Lucy: Why would I do that?

Leni:  [off-screen]  "Guys, this looks so good!"

Lori:  [also off-screen]  "We should literally be interior designers!"

Varie: You'll find out when you see it.

 [Lucy goes upstairs to see what they're talking about and finds her siblings painting the bathroom pink; Fangs flies away.]

Lucy: "Hey, guys." [her siblings gasp in surprise at her appearance.]  "Why are you painting the bathroom my least favorite color?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: "Uh, duh! We all voted on it at the sibling meeting, remember?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Flashback to the meeting; Me, Varie, and all the siblings but Lucy are gathered.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: "So, based on the leftover paint in the garage, are options are pink..." [giggles]  "...or black. All in favor of pink?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lola, and Lisa:  [raise their hands]  "AYE!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: All oppose?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me, Varie, Laney and Lily: Nay! [We Raise our hands]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: "It's unanimous.  [squeals]  Pink it is!" [End flashback]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Sigh. Well, I wasn't there. But of course, as usual, no one noticed."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me, Varie, Laney and Lily walk upstairs.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Me, Varie, Laney and Lily voted against the pink and went for black.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: Why?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I don't really like the color pink. No offence Lola.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola: None taken J.D.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Varie: We were outvoted.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: I know. No one noticed.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola: "Oh, come on! Exaggerate much?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [While Leni is painting, she accidentally hits Lucy, stroking her with pink paint.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Leni: "Whoops. Sorry, I didn't notice you." [Pokes Lucy's nose. Laney wipes the pink paint off Lucy]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Believe me, Lucy. I tried. But it was 9 against 4. Besides, they didn't notice me either.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: What makes you think that? [Leni accidentally strokes Laney with pink paint]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Leni: [offscreen] Oh, sorry Laney. Didn't notice you either. [sighs]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy, Fangs, and the pets are performing a séance in the den.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Oh, spirits, I summon thee-"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lori suddenly shrieks.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori:  [on her phone]  "What?! No, she did NOT!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy and the animals disregard it and resume their séance.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Oh, spirits, I summon thee-"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln comes screaming in with his laptop while wearing viking attire.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln:  [to his online friends]  "Okay, first we send in recon falcons to assess the enemy's firepower!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Grr..." [regains her composure]  "Oh, spirits-"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Enter Lynn practicing as crew coxswain with the twins rowing. ]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn:  [on a megaphone]  "Easy on starboard! And stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Ugh!" [goes into the living room to talk to her siblings who are doing their things at once.]  "Guys, could you keep it down? I'm trying to contact-"  [gets hit by Lily's oar and is sent flying back into the den.]  "Oof!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Are you okay, Lucy?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: [Offscreen] What do you think?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: [To her siblings minus Lily] Hey, what's the big idea? You can't just- [gets hit by Lana's oar] OOF! [Flies into the den.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The dinner table]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn Sr. "Last slice of pie." [holds it up]  "Who wants it?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy raises her hand, but Lola comes rolling down the table.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lola: "AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!" [grabs the slice]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">I take the slice from Lola.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Lola: Hey! I had that first!''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Sorry, Lola but Lucy called it first.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">I hand Lucy the slice.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: Thanks J.D.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: You're welcome, Lucy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: You're a true friend J.D. 

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The sofa area. Lisa is working on her chemicals and Me, Varie and the others are coming in to watch TV.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn: "Excuse me."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "I call left armrest."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lana pounces on Lucy and takes the armrest. Lucy brushes herself off, places her book of poems on the coffee table and turns the TV on to her favorite show.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Announcer: " Next on Vampires of Melancholia... "

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Edwin: "Griselda, I know you're only seeing that werewolf to make me jealous."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The others look bored at it and Lynn makes a buzzer sound on her megaphone.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lana: We want to watch a show!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me: Tough cookies. Lucy was here first. So she gets to watch what she wants.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">The siblings minus Laney and Lily complain.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luna: "We voted on tonight's TV show at the sibling meeting."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Too bad. You know the rule. Lucy was here first.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: What about Lisa? She was in here before me.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: True. But she's doing her experiments.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: Laney, you like Vampires of Melancholia, Right?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: It's a great show, Lucy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Varie: This is a really cool show.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Will someone please hand me my poetry journal? I have some very strong feelings to express."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lisa accidentally spills her chemicals. But I grab the book before they got on it and hand it to Lucy]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me: Careful, Lisa. Here you go, Lucy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lucy: Thanks J.D. You're a true friend.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> After the show ends,Lucy decides to go someplace else to write in peace. Me, Varie, Laney, and Lily couldn't help but feel bad for Lucy

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy and Edwin go up into the attic and me, Varie, Laney and Lily decide to go check on her.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: [Offscreen] Lucy? Are you up here?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: What do you want? Me, Varie, Laney and Lily walk in] Oh. It's you guys.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Sorry about your siblings unfair treatment towards you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: I'm sure they didn't mean to do it.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy:  [groans]  "But they did guys. No matter what I do, my siblings walk all over me. At least when things get bad, I can go to my secret dark place." [notices something wrong with her dark place.]  "Which they've filled with their junk. Typical. Sigh."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: We'll help you with that. [Me, Varie, Laney, Lily and Lucy push all the junk away] Look, Lucy. Just because they don't listen to you doesn't mean they don't love you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "It's more than that, Laney. They barely notice me. I just wish I can get back at them somehow. [They come across an old chest and notice a tag on it] Oh, look. This trunk belonged to Great Grandma Harriet.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Varie: This was your great grandmothers trunk, Lucy?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: [Lucy opens it] She was a pretty cool lady."  [holds up a photo of Harriet, who looks identical to Lucy but in period-accurate clothes.]  "See?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Wow. She looks just like you, Lucy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Well she does bare a resemblance.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Varie: No kidding.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: You showed me an older photo of her when I was a baby.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lucy: Yeah. [takes out a crystal ball and skulls and notices a secret compartment.]  "Ooh. What's this?" [opens it and finds a book, picks it up and blows the dust off.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney "Ancient Book of Spells"?.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Whoa." [looks at the book's array of spells.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: She was into light and dark magic like me.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy looks at me.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: You can use magic, J.D.?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Yes. Watch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">I find a good object.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: '''Menusteu Hestion Xanzia! '''[A purple lightning bolt fired from my hand and it hit a bunch of old phonograph records and turned them into a huge pile of gold coins] Ta-da!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Whoa! That was incredible!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: I didn't know you were capable of doing that, J.D.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney went over to the coin pile and picked one up.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: [Notices a wrapper and peels it off] Chocolate Coins! My favorite!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: Cool.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I had a feeling you would like that.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Hmm. If I can't get through to my siblings, maybe a little magic will." [starts reading]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Something tells me I'm not going to like where this is going.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The living room]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori:  [on her phone]  "It's like, Carol got eyelash extensions and suddenly she's too good for us?" [pause]  "I know!" [pause]  "I KNOW!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy is watching her from the den.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me: So Carol is trying to regain her social status even after the Homecoming Queen Scandal.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Yeah. Some people just can't take a hint.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Varie: She was suspended for 3 weeks and she is at it again.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lily: I can't believe her.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "So, you like disrupting my séances with your inane phone calls?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Do you think that spellbook actually works, Lucy?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lucy: Only one way to find out... [reads an incantation]  "Eye of newt and toe of frog, Cease this endless dialogue!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lori's phone suddenly hangs up.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: "Whitney? Whitney? Hello? What? No! This can't be happening!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [She goes upstairs and Lucy smiles at the outcome while Me, Varie, Laney and Lily are bewildered on what just happened]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Well I'll be.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Laney: I can't believe it! Those spells really worked! I never thought it would, but it did!''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Lucy: Oh. You haven't seen anything yet...''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lana is watching TV on Lucy's spot.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me, Varie, Laney, Lily and Lucy are on the staircase.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy:  [from the staircase]  "So, you like putting my muddy butt on my favorite seat?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Lucy, are you sure this is a good idea?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lucy: [reads a spell]  "Lizard's leg and howlet's wing, Bring vengeance with an itchy sting!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lana suddenly jumps off the armrest and starts scratching her butt vigorously, Lucy smiles proudly.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lisa is in her room working on her experiments and humming a tune while Lucy watches her from the vent.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "So you can't help spilling your chemicals on my stuff?" [reads]  "Gall of goat, slips of yew, Turn clumsy fingers into glue!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lisa spills another one of her chemicals.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa: "Oopsie." [picks it up and gets her hand stuck to her flask.]  "Hmm. That's atypical."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [She tries to get it off but keeps crashing into her chemicals while Lucy laughs at her misery. There's an explosion leaving Lisa in a mess.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa: "Of course,  now  I have to tinkle."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"><span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);font-family:"HelveticaNeue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;">________________________________________________________________________________________________________

As Lucy stood proudly on her revenge on her sisters, Laney begins to worry. Even if Lucy's Magic was real, it shouldn't be used to get back at someone. Later, Me, Varie and Laney were sitting by the staircase watching Leni and Lily watching TV in the Living Room. They then met up with Lucy again.

[Lucy walked downstairs]

Lucy: Laney, you should've seen it. I've used a spell on Lisa and made her all sticky. She's a total mess.

Me: I don't think  you should abuse magic like this, Lucy.

Laney: Uh, yeah. Are you sure we should be using those spells to get back at our siblings just because they didn't notice you? I mean, this is the kind of stuff that has unexpected consequences.

Lucy: Don't be like that, Laney. Besides, you know very well they abused you too.

Laney: What are you talking about?

Lucy: I'm talking about all the times they walked all over you.

Laney: No. They would never do that to me.

Lucy: Oh yeah? What about the time Leni rooted through your chest?

[Flashback to Laney going into her room and shocked to find Leni using paint on her ballerina costume]

Leni: OM Gosh! Thhis tutu totes looks prettier in Red [paints Laney's tutu red, Laney snatches the tutu from Leni]

Laney: What do you think you're doing?! You've ruined my tutu!

Leni: More like made it better! It is so your color, Lorraine. [Pinches Laney's cheek. Laney growls furiously.]

Cuts back to the present and Laney's face burns red with rage at the very memory

Me: Uh-oh.

Laney: [Furious] She called me Lorraine! [Lucy smiles and lends the book to Laney] Give me that! [Snatches the spellbook from Lucy and goes and gets up from the staircase and begins to perform a spell] I'll teach you to go through other peoples stuff! [Reads an incantation] "Bird of fowl and feathers pluck, become a chicken, Cluck Cluck Cluck!" [Leni gets up from the couch and starts acting like a chicken]

Leni: Bawk. Ba-ba-ba-Bagawk!

Lily Laughs Hysterically

Laney couldn't help but smile at this.

Laney: [laughs] That was incredible! These spells are great! With this I can finally get the respect I deserve!

Lucy: Welcome to the Dark Side.

Varie: I got a bad feeling about this.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">[Laney spent most of her day using spells to get back at the other siblings minus Lily. She used one onLola and a patch of hair falls from her head and she screams. Laney giggled. Next she used a spell on Lincoln and he froze like a statue. Laney laughed even more wickedly. Lastly, she casted a spell on Luna and as she was playing her guitar, it stopped making sound. She strummed her guitar and no music played and she was distraught. Laney continues to evilly cackle. Later, Me, Varie, Lily and her were walking downstairs to see Lucy and Edwin]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Lucy! You should see what I did to Luna! I made her lose her jams and probably her mind!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: Can't talk. [As Lucy walks up to the attic, we notice the bald spots on the back of Lucy's head]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Ooh! That stickiness spell on Lisa got on her.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">We walk up to the attic.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Why the long face? You should be happy! Thanks to those spells, things are finally going our way!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: [Takes the book from Laney] Things are going YOUR way. But even if I use the spells, nothing changes around here for me.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: What's wrong?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: They backfired on me. Lori's talking to her friends in person instead of crying over her phone, Lana used Edwin as a butt-scratcher. [Points to her bust] Those lips touched her butt! [Groans] It's so frustrating! [tosses the book which bounces off a trampoline and hits her in the face, revealing another spell.]  "Gasp! Laney, Lily, J.D., Varie, Look at this! [we look at the spell]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Varie: That's too extreme!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Ohhh! This spell is too perfect!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: I know! It  has  to work!"  [to the photo]  "Thanks for giving me a sign."  [rubs her head]  "Though next time, a simple flickering light will do."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [She and Laney begin working on some kind of powder and are humming some kind of chant for it as several candles are arranged in a circle around her. Lincoln pops up.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "Hey, Luce! Hey, Lanes!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy quickly flips the circle for her powder below the floor and swaps it out with Lola's tea party set.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Oh! Hello Lincoln. We were just having a little tea party.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: "Uh okay. Well anyway. Come on. Time to visit Pop-Pop."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan:  [pops up from under Lincoln who's now on her head.]  "We voted on where to sit in Vanzilla, and you got the soggy seat!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: Sorry, Laney. But the only seat we have left for you is the springy seat.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: [angry] SPRINGY SEAT?! WHY YOU- [Lucy stops her]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "You guys go without me. I'm in the middle of something important."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: But tell your grandpa we wish him the best.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luan: We will.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln and Luan leave and Lucy flips the spot back to her powder and turns to the book.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me: [To the Viewers] In case you're wondering where Ed, Double D and Eddy are, They are out of town and won't be back for a until the day after tomorrow and Woody is over in his house watching TV.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: [Steaming] Springy seat indeed...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Don't worry, Laney. Once this is over, we'll see who sits in the soggy seat from now on."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [That night, the two starts sprinkling the powder on all of her siblings' minus Lily's pillows.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy and Laney: "Round about the bedrooms go, on their pillows, spell dust throw. By sunrise, they will have no choice, but to listen to my voice."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: [In her Pajamas] Do you really think that spell will work?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lucy: [in her pajamas] Guaranteed.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: [Climbs into her bed] Well, Goodnight Lucy, J.D., Varie and Lily.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Good night.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Varie: Good night.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: Good night.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lucy: Good night guys. [to the Harriet photo]  "Night-night, Great-Grandma Harriet. Yawn." [opens up her coffin only to find Lynn's sports equipment stored in it.]  "Ugh! Lynn!" [dumps the equipment out]  "This spell cannot work fast enough."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The next morning, Me, Varie, Laney, Lily and Lucy go to the newly pink bathroom to see the others brushing their teeth.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Morning girls.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Morning. [whispers] Lets surprise them. [Lucy nods]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney and Lucy: "Hey, guys."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The siblings are startled by thei r appearance as usual, but when they scream, no sound comes out, much to her content.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: It worked! [high fives Lucy]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me: It did work.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Varie: Incredible.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Yes! Now everything is gonna change around here."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy is now holding a sibling meeting.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">LUCY'S SIBLING MEETING: REPAINT THE BATHROOM

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Next item of business: repainting the bathroom. All opposed to black, say "nay"."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Her siblings try to say something, but can't without their voices. Me and Varie are smiling.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "No one?" [shrugs]  "Black it is!" [pulls up the tarp revealing black paint cans.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The others look on at them, upset. Later at dinner, Me, Varie, Lily, Lucy and Laney are eating the leftovers while her siblings glare at them.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: How's that leftover turkey leg?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy:  [talking with her mouth full]  "Num, num, num. I can't believe no one else wanted this."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: Lola can you pass the mashed potatoes?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Now they're watching Vampires of Melancholia.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Edwin: "Griselda, you're back. I see you've come to your senses."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Griselda: "No, I just found out I'm allergic to wolf hair."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Edwin looks unimpressed at that revelation while Lucy's siblings look unimpressed at her for this decision. Laney's smiling as she watched this. Back in the attic.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Man. Today has been the best day ever.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: Yep and we have Great Grandma Harriet to thank for that

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Suddenly...]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita:  [off-screen]  "Lynn, what's wrong?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lynn is beating on her punching bag which Rita is holding.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "Oh, now, come on, kiddo." [Lynn delivers a mighty blow to the bag.]  "Whoa! Your crew meet can't have gone that badly."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me, Varie, Lucy, Laney and Lily come in.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: What happened Ms. Rita?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lynn takes out her phone to show them a recording of her crew meet where she couldn't tell her teammates to stroke while the opposing team passes them.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rival Coxswain: "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lynn's team's canoe goes in a circle and they lose the race. They get angry at Lynn, toss her off the canoe and into the lake.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Varie: Those ingrates!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita:  [furious]  "They literally kicked you off the team? That is not fair!" [tosses Lynn her phone and starts punching the bag to let out all that tension her daughter did.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy and Laney have witnessed that and hears her dad off-screen.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lynn Sr.: "Lincoln, you got one of your friends killed?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln shows his dad what happened in Swords & Cyborgs.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Clyde: "Commander Loud, what's our move?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln couldn't say the command and tries to gesture incoherently.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Clyde: "You want us to...frost a birthday cake?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln and Rusty are not amused.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rusty: "I think he wants us to attack. I'm just gonna attack." [as Lincoln tries to protest, Rusty has his character lift his sword and charge into the enemy fortress.]  "RUSTY SPOKES!!!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Clyde: "RUSTY! NOOO!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Rusty's character gets attacked by cyborgs.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rusty: "Uh-oh."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Clyde: "It's an ambush! Oh, the horror!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy and Laney look on with worry and hears her mom talking to Lori.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita: "Lori, honey, I'm sure it's not the end of the world."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [through mascara-smudged tears, Lori shows her mom the message.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Voicemail: " What's with the silent treatment, Lori? Do you think you're better than us? Ugh! Whatever. Friendship...over. "

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rita:  [trying to console her]  "No worries. You can always hang out with your old mom. You can join my book club."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lori just wants to cry and covers her face with her pillow. Lucy and Laney look on with despair over what she has done.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">[Back in the Attic]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: What have we done Lucy? I knew those spells would have consquences and I casted them anyway.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: There has to be something we can do to fix this.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Varie: Yeah.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: I didn't mean to ruin everyone's life. I just hope there's a way to undo the spell."  [finds a shocking small printing]  "Gasp! Laney, Lily, Look To put a spell back on the shelf, transfer the effects onto yourself. Whoa. Lucy, Laney and Lily look at eachother]"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lori and Leni's room for another sibling meeting, all Loud kids are assembled.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Okay, don't worry, guys.  [Her siblings glare at her and Laney]  We didn't call this meeting to force anymore resolutions on you. I just want to make a confession.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: You see, Lucy and I were getting really fed up with the way you guys walk all over us.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: So we cast a spell to take away your voices."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The others look confused.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: I know you're mad at us for it, but there is a way to fix this. The Ancient Book of Spells says we can transfer the effects onto ourselves.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "We're really sorry, but don't worry. Yes, We'll never speak again, but I guess we deserve it for-"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Before she can finish, the others all silently show laughter.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy:  [confused]  "Why are you laughing?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Or at least I think it's laughter. Hard to tell because you don't have any voices.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln pokes to his throat and moves his hands up and down.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: You want us to frost a birthday cake?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln looks unimpressed. Lori takes out a pad and a pen and writes something down and hands it to Lucy.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy:  [reading the message]  "We didn't take away your voices?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The others shake their heads.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: "Then why are you so silent?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Luan hands her sisters her phone, showing a recording of Albert in a shuffleboard game with other people. Once their Pop-Pop wins, the siblings cheer loudly.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, Lola, and Lisa:  [lifting him up and chanting him]  "POP-POP! POP-POP! POP-POP!"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The video ends]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "You lost your voices at Pop-Pop's shuffleboard match?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [They nod]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me: Your grandpa won! Way to go!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Varie: Congratulations to him! But you all got Laryngitis from it?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">[They nod]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: That stinks. You strained your voices too hard.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "But what about my other spells? Lori, I killed your phone."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lori points to her phone charging.] Lucy: "Oh. So the battery just died.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Boy, I hate it when that happens.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: But Lana, what about my spell to make your butt itch?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lana shows her some poison ivy outside by a tree and makes a circular motion with her finger.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "You rolled around in poison ivy again?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Ooh! That is painful. One time my dad took me onto the golf course to collect golf balls and I accidentally touched some poison ivy with my leg and I was itching like there's no tomorrow.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lana starts dragging her butt across the carpet still suffering from the itch. Charles pops out from under Lori's bed and joins Lana in butt dragging.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Okay.. But what about you, Lincoln? I casted a spell and turned you into a statue.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln shakes his head and he and Lynn chased around the room, Lynn touches him and Lincoln freezes up like a statue]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Oh, you were playing Freeze tag? [Lynn and Lincoln nod]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me: I love Freeze Tag. Play that all the time in gym class.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: But What about Lola? I made her lose her hair.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lola shakes her head and holds out a green bottle]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Varie: What's that stuff? Hair gel?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lola points to Lisa]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Oh, Lisa's experimental Hair Gel. [Lola nods and uses Lisa's Hair Gel and more of her hair falls out. Lola is silently shocked]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Wait! Luna! I made a spell to remove your music from your guitar.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Luna shakes her head and punshes in the amp from her room and tries to play her guitar, but no sound was coming out. She banged on the amp]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Me: There's something wrong with your amp. Let me take a look at it. ''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">I look at the wiring and I discovered that a wire has been burned.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Me: Here it is. Luna, this wire right here got burned bad. ''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luna sees a green wire that leads to her speaker totally charred.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: [to Lisa] Lisa, can you get me some wire clippers, electrical gloves and a spool of green wire?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lisa went and got me said stuff and I put on the gloves and cut out the wire and replace it with a new green wire

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Me: There. Try it now.''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luna strums on her guitar and it plays sound again.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Hey it works again!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Luna and me High Five.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: You're quite the electrician J.D.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I help my dad alot around the house with the wiring.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Laney: But, Leni. I made you cluck like a chicken! [Leni shows Laney a cartoon about a chicken on her phone. Then acts like one to entertain Lily]''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: You do a really good chicken, Leni.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Varie: Oh, you were acting like a chicken for Lily? [Leni nods]''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Well, what about you, Lisa? Didn't my spell make your fingers sticky?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lisa shakes her head and brings in her board showing a complex equation.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "I...don't understand any of that."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Looks like some kind of formula for a new type of medicine.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lisa holds out a tape recorder and plays a recording.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Recording: " Day 1,482 in the lab: accidentally spilled new formula, but turns out to be excellent adhesive. Apply for patent immediately. "

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The recording ends]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">''Me: You inadvertently made some kind of new super glue. No wonder it was so strong.''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Okay. Well, I'm still sorry for casting those spells, even if they didn't work. I should have made more of an effort to tell you guys how I felt."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: We were just so tired of you all treating us like we don't exist. And when I found out about the spellbook I... got a little crazy.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: It happens to some of us, Laney. It's called Temporary Insanity.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lincoln then writes something on the other side of Lisa's blackboard and flips it over to show it.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "We're sorry, too."  [Luan adds something]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: [Reads] "We'll try not to walk all over you anymore."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Leni goes up to the board and draws a Tic-Tac-Toe grid with an X in the lower left square.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "Uh...okay. Thanks, Leni."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Luna notices the time on the alarm clock and signals Lucy by pretending to have fangs.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "What? Oh! My show's on?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [The others signal her to come along.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "You guys want to watch it, too?"

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [They give her a thumbs-up]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Me: Let me cure your voices. Watch this. [Chant an Incantation] Vestiga Piyona Serrisa!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Rainbow light comes out of my hands and it hits Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lincoln, Lana & Lola and Lisa and their voices came back.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lana: My voice. It's back!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lori: What did you do, J.D.?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: I can use Light and Dark Magic for real.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Laney: Me and Lucy saw J.D. cast a spell up in the attic and it turned a stack of phonograph records into chocolate coins.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lily: Let's show you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">We go into the attic and Lola takes alot of chocolate coins.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: See?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lincoln: Wow! This is amazing!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Me: Lets go downstairs guys.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: "That's awesome. We'll be right down. I just have to take care of one thing."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [Lucy and Laney are putting all the things she found in the trunk away.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Well, I certainly learned my lesson. Next time I'll just talk to my siblings before doing anything rash like casting spells on them. Even though they never worked, but still. It sure was great to finally know that magic is actually real.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Lucy: For all it's worth, you would've made a great witch.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Laney: Thanks, but I wouldn't use the term "Witch". So, you coming?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;">Lucy: Yeah, just a minute. I'll catch up. [Laney walks downstairs. Lucy then talks to the photo of Great Grandma Harriet] "Well, Great-Grandma Harriet, I guess this book of spells didn't work after all." [holds up a photo of her and her siblings.]  "But that's okay. because I got a pretty magical result all the same."

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> [She puts the photo of her and her siblings next to Harriet's. Just then, a lightning flash occurs, and the photo of Harriet mysteriously changes her expression from a frown to a smile.]

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> THE END

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> _______________________________________________

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> Another great fanfiction completed.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> I decided to show that I can use Light and Dark Magic. I got the idea from my books at home.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Molengo,sans-serif;font-size:14.000000953674316px;"> See you next time.