User blog:JamieODonnell97/Scaring is Caring

(The Loud Sisters are tiptoeing in the upstairs corridor to Lincoln's room)

Lori: I wonder what Lincoln could be doing in his room. Lana: I bet he's writing something for his girlfriend! Lucy: Could be a poem. *squees*

(Her other sisters give her weird looks)

Lucy: What?

(The Sisters quietly walk closer to Lincoln's room.)

Lincoln (offscreen): I'll finish them off tomorrow. Shame Mom and Dad won't be able to help.

(The Loud Sisters are shocked by what Lincoln had said. Next scene cuts to Lori and Leni's room.)

Lori: What have we done? Luna: We've sent our bro one step closer to the edge! Lola: And now he wants to kill us! Luan: I know that Lincoln is annoyed by what we do, but he would never go that far! Lisa: *scratched her chin* I wonder what he meant by our parental units being unable to help.

(Lisa opens the door and sees Lincoln walking out of his bedroom. Lisa walks there quickly and quietly. Then, to her shock, notices what looks like the heads of Rita and Lynn Sr. Lisa walks back to Lori and Leni's room looking pale.)

Lynn Jr: Well Leese? Lisa (Shivering in fright): Our parental units... They're gone...

(The Loud Sisters gasped)

Leni: Linky killed Mom and Dad?!? Lisa: Afraid so.

(The Loud Sisters shiver in fright imagining Lincoln in the basement with Lynn Sr and Rita tied up and gagged by handkerchiefs. Lincoln is walking up to them, holding an axe.)

Lincoln: Even if you did care for me all those past years, I still couldn't forgive you for the bad things you've done to me. Having me embarrassed in front of my friends, forcing me to play football only for me to lose , being too cowardly to punish Luan , also being too cowardly to resolve the Sister Fight Protocol and least said about the time you locked me out of the house, sold my furniture and forcing me to wear that stupid squirrel suit because of that bad luck lie I made , the better.

(Lincoln raised his axe and swung it, then the imagine spot ends. The Loud Sisters still shivered in fright.)

Lori: OK. Our plan is to make Lincoln change his mind about killing us, so were doing the opposite of what will annoy him. Agreed? The other Loud Sisters: YEAH!!! Lori: Alright. Time to put Operation: Convince-Lincoln-to-not-kill-us-tomorrow-or-we'll-end-up-like-Mom-and-Dad-and-think-of-a-shorter-name-for-this-operation into action!

(The next day, Lincoln, in his pyjamas, is walking to the bathroom. Once he got there however, he looks puzzled.)

Lincoln: That's strange. Lori? Lori: *pokes her head out of her and Leni's room* Oh, I decided to let you have first dibs on the bathroom for a change. Lincoln: Weird. I thought you would get first dibs because you're the oldest. Y'know, born first? Lori: *twiddles her index fingers* Well...

(Next scene cuts to an imagine spot with Lincoln standing in front of the bathroom door.)

Lori: *offscreen from bathroom* Sorry, twerp. Oldest first, so I get first dibs. Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Lori's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Lori:*smiles nervously* I'll just let you have first dibs. *closes her bedroom door* Lincoln: Ok then...

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln, in his day clothing, walking downstairs holding a comic book. Lola peeks from the dining room to notice Lincoln. Without hesitation, she ran up to Lincoln and tore off his clothing, revealing him in his underwear)

Lincoln: What was that for Lola? Lola: You like to read comic books in your undies so I took off your clothing. Lincoln: Huh? Knowing you, you like to tell on me for doing so. Lola: *twiddles her index fingers* Well...

(Next scene cuts to an imagine spot with Lincoln lying on the couch reading a comic book in his underwear. Lola walks in.)

Lola: You know I'm gonna tell Mom you've been reading comic books in your underwear, Linky. Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Lola's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Lola: *smiles nervously* I think it's best not to. *walks off* Lincoln: Ok then...

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln walking to the bathroom, only to see Lana leave.)

Lincoln: Lana? What were you doing in the bathroom just now? Lana: Getting clean, duh! Lincoln: *looks at the bathroom* Not a single mud stain. Huh. *turns to Lana* Knowing you, you like to get all down and dirty. Lana: *twiddles her index fingers" Well...

(Next scene cuts to an imagine spot with Lincoln outside on a warm day.)

Lana *Offscreen* Hey, Lincoln!

(Lincoln faces the direction where the voice came from, only for him to be splatted on the face by a ball of mud and knocked out. Lana then walks up to Lincoln)

Lana *chuckles* Sorry Linc! Did I get ya? Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Lana's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Lana: *smiles nervously* I decided to go clean for a change. Lincoln: Ok then...

(Next scene cuts to the living room. Lincoln is sitting down on the couch and notices Lynn Jr playing on a handheld.)

Lincoln: Lynn? Lynn Jr: *turns to Lincoln* Oh hey, Linc. Lincoln: What're you doing? Lynn Jr: I decided to take a break from playing outdoors. Been a while since I played some video games. Lincoln: Funny. You LOVED playing sports outside. Lynn Jr: Well...

(Next scene cuts to an imagine spot with Lincoln outside on a warm day.)

Lynn Jr (offscreen): Incoming!


 * Lincoln turns his head to the direction where the voice came from, only for his face to be hit by a football. Lynn Jr runs up to Lincoln.*

Lynn Jr: Nice save Linc! Did I get ya? Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Lynn Jr's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Lynn Jr: *smiles nervously* I thought I would play some video games for a change. Lincoln: Ok then...

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln walking to the kitchen. He then sees a glass of orange juice on the side and a letter that said "From Luan". Lincoln walks up to it.)

Lincoln: From Luan, huh? Eh. Might as well bite, even though it's a drink.

(Lincoln drinks the orange juice, only for him to enjoy it.)

Lincoln: Not bad. Luan: *walks into the kitchen* Hey Linc. Lincoln: Thanks for the orange juice, Luan. Luan: You're welcome. Lincoln: Knowing you, I though you would prank my drink, then make a pun or two to go with. Luan: *twiddles her index fingers* Well...

(Next scene cuts to an imagine spot with Lincoln in the kitchen, drinking a glass of orange juice, only for him to spit it out.)

Luan: *walks behind Lincoln then chuckles* ORANGE you glad it's not Pranksmas? Otherwise, URINE trouble! *chuckles* Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Luan's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Luan: *smiles nervously* I decided not to. Lincoln: Ok then...

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln walking to his room.)

Lincoln (talking to the viewers): You know, something odd is happening to my sisters lately. I dunno what it is.

(He opens his bedroom door, only to see Lucy.)

Lincoln: Lucy? What are you doing here? Lucy: Hey there Lincoln. I wrote you a poem. "Are you proud to be my brother, because you're the very best like no other?" Lincoln: Of course I'm proud to be your brother. But usually, you would pop up and give me a fright when least expected. Lucy: *twiddles her index fingers* Well...

(Next scene cuts to an imagine spot with Lincoln in his room.)

Lucy: *appears behind Lincoln* Hey Lincoln.

(Lincoln screams in reaction and falls.)

Lucy: Surprised to see me? Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Lucy's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Lucy: *smiles nervously* I decided not to. Lincoln: Ok then...

(Lucy leaves Lincoln's room. Piano music is then heard from Luna and Luan's room. Lincoln then walks in only to notice the former playing the piano.)

Lincoln: Luna? What are you doing playing piano? Luna: It's been a while since I played it. Before my love for rock and roll. Lincoln: Funny. You seem to like to rock out on your axe. Luna: *stops playing piano and twiddles her index fingers* Well...

(Next scene cuts to an imagine spot with Lincoln in his room. Luna then barges in, playing Loud music on her guitar causing Lincoln to jump and fall.)

Luna: Heh. Sorry about that bro. Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Luna's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Luna: *smiles nervously* I just thought it wouldn't hurt to try an old classic. Lincoln: Ok then...

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln leaving Luna and Luan's room)

Lisa (Offscreen): At last! I have discovered Bigfoot!

(Lincoln, out of curiosity, walks into Lisa and Lily's room and finds the former with bigger feet.)

Lisa: Ah. Brother unit. Nice to meet you. Lincoln: Lisa? Why'd you make your feet bigger? Lisa: Well our parental guardians stated that I'm not allowed to perform experiments on my sibling units, even though this isn't my first time I was informed about this, so I decided to experiment on myself for a change. Lincoln: Huh. Usually, you would use me for a guinea pig. Lisa: *twiddles her index fingers* Well...

(Next scene cuts to an imagine spot with Lincoln in Lisa and Lily's room. He is advised to drink a potion from a flask. He does so, only for his backside to grow bigger.)

Lisa: *raises her fists in the air* Success! Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Lisa's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Lisa: *smiles nervously* I just thought I would experiment on myself for a change. Lincoln: Ok then... But what about your feet? Lisa: They'll wear off in an hour.

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln leaving Lisa and Lily's room. He then hears humming coming from Lori and Leni's room. He knocks on the door.)

Leni (Offscreen): Come in.

(Lincoln walks in to see Leni using Clyde as a model.)

Clyde: Hey Lincoln! Lincoln: Leni? When did you invite Clyde over? Leni: I needed a different model. Also, I moved Lori to a different room. Even I don't like it when Clyde lusts over her. Clyde: Lori? Leni: Hey! Less flirting, more keeping still! Lincoln: I don't get it Leni. Usually you use me as a model. Leni: *twiddles her index fingers* Well...

(Next scene cuts to Leni removing a blindfold from Lincoln.)

Leni: Tada!

(Lincoln looks at his reflection in shock, only to see him wear a rabbit suit.)

Leni: What do you think? I think it's totes adorbs! Lincoln: *eyes turn bloodshot and wide and then smiles* Oh, that's fine.

(Next scene cuts to Leni's head mounted on a wall like a trophy as an ominous bell chime plays. Imagine spot ends.)

Leni: I just thought I would use a different model. Lincoln: Ok then... *leaves*

(Next scene cuts to the Loud Sisters (except Lily) in Lori and Leni's room.)

Lori: So, everyone made up to Lincoln? The other Loud sisters: *nodded* Lori: He didn't threaten to kill you? The other Loud sisters: *shook their heads* Lori: Is the creep's smell gone? Leni: *sprays a can of deodorant* Lori: *sniffs the air* take that as a yes. Might as well do a head count, just to be sure. Of course, I'm always here. Leni? Leni: Here. Lori: Luna? Luna: Here, sis! Lori: Luan? Luan: Present! Lori: Lynn? Lynn Jr: Here. Lori: Lucy? Lucy: Here *appears beside Lori, causing her to scream in shock* Lori: Ok. Ok. Lola and Lana? Lola and Lana: Here! Lori: Lisa? Lisa: Present. Lori: Lily? *notices that Lily is not present then, along with the other sisters, gasps in horror* Luna: Lily's gone! Lana: Oh no! I bet she's with Lincoln! Lola: That means Lincoln's gonna kill her! Lori: I bet they're in the kitchen! Come on!

(The Loud Sisters run down the stairs and into the dining room. They open the door to the kitchen, then they notice Lincoln using a knife. He chops something down and the knife is covered in a red substance. The girls close the door and shuddered in fright. A whirring sound is then heard. The girls open the door again and noticed a red substance in a blender. They shut the kitchen door again and shivered in fright and grief.)

Lori: We're too late.. Lynn Jr: First Mom and Dad... Luan: And now Lil-Lil's gone! Lucy: Sigh. A beautiful flower, cut before it even bloomed... Lincoln (offscreen): Is something the matter?

(The Loud Sisters jump in fright, then they run to the living room. There, they were shaking in a corner. Lincoln then walks up to them with a red substance over his mouth and a confused look.)

Lincoln: What's gotten into you, today? You were being nice to me, then you were scared of me all of a sudden.

(The Loud Sisters shiver in fright. Lisa nervously walks up to him.)

Lisa: Look... The thing is... you were planning to end our lives today and our parental guardians won't be able to be of assist, then I walked into your room, only to notice their lifeless heads, indicating that you've killed them. So, we did the opposite of what will annoy you. Then it appears that you killed Lily by slicing her head of and putting her decapitated carcass in the blender, then drinking it! Now you plan on killing us! We all failed you! Loud Sisters: *on their knees* WE'RE SORRY LINCOLN! WE TRIED TO BE NICE TO YOU! PLEASE DON'T KILL US!

(Lincoln looks at them with a stern look)

Lincoln: Girls. Lily's fine. Loud Sisters: Huh?

(Lily walks in with a red substance on her mouth.)

Lily: Poo-Poo!

(Lincoln picks her up.)

Lincoln: See? Lynn Jr: Wait. Why is there blood over Lily's mouth? Lincoln: Lynn, it's not blood. It's jam. Loud Sisters: Huh? Lincoln: All I did was gave Lily half of the last jam filled donut. I blended it into a liquid so she could drink it.

(The Loud sisters sighed in relief.)

Lana: You did kill Mom and Dad, right? Lincoln: No Lana, I didn't. Lisa: Then what's with their lifeless heads? Lincoln: Lisa, they're just unfinished sculptures for homework. The reason why Mom and Dad are unable to help is that they're at Pop-Pop's.

(The Loud sisters sighed in relief.)

Lori: So you just got us scared over your homework? Lincoln: I just didn't know.

(The Loud sisters look at each other.)

Luna: We're sorry we gave you that impression, bro. Lynn Jr: And sorry for the misunderstanding. Leni: And sorry we thought you were gonna kill us. Lincoln: Girls, it's fine. Normally, I would be annoyed by what you do, but I would never go THAT far. Now how about you give your brother a hug?

(The Loud sisters do so.)

THE END.