User blog:Reciter5613/Out of Office Romance

Summery: A girl has a crush on Kevin. Problem is it's someone Lincoln used to have a crush on.

One day, Kevin and Lincoln were discussing their current school project. They were planning to build a model of the One World Trade Center also known as the Freedom Tower in New York city.

Lincoln: So we got the plan down?

Kevin: Indeed. My mother's people were able to get us data of the tower's size, shape and interior information.

Lincoln: My mom and sisters help get the materials to build it. I'm glad we were able to agree on the same building.

Kevin: Of course. The Freedom tower is one of the biggest office buildings ever

Lincoln: And a symbol of hope for our country after the tragedy of the original towers.

Kevin: Remember the plan. After school, we will meet at your house to get the materials and then begin building the model at my house since it is safer for it there then yours. Rusty told me about your solar system.

Lincoln: Yeah but it was sometimes his fault...and my sisters.

What they didn't noticed was the red-headed girl Christina was watching them. Mostly she was paying attention to Kevin as she somehow had a crush on him from a distance. Then when the boys separated, she then purposely bumped into him to get his attention.

Kevin: Watch where your going, miss.

She was blushing and giggling nervously at him. Kevin did not know what to make of this.

Kevin: Is something wrong?

Cristina: No! I mean...I don't know. It's just I never seen you that much and...

Kevin: It's fine. Whatever you need to say can wait until later. I have a tight schedule.

As he leaves, Cristina then slapped herself embarrassed.

Cristina: Dang it! That was stupid! Stupid! What am I doing?!

After school, Kevin and Lincoln came to the Loud house to pick up what they needed for their project. They see Rita at the dinning table which had all they needed.

Rita: Hey boys. Got everything you need here. Hopefully, this is all you need and you don't lose anything since we can't afford any more. Lori will drive you to Kevin's house.

Lincoln: Thanks mom.

Rita leaves them and the boys start gathering the materials. Then they start carrying the stuff to Vanzilla.

Lincoln: Man, today was kinda dull really.

Kevin: Not exactly. One odd thing happened that I don't know what to make of.

Lincoln: What's that?

They were outside and Lori was already there waiting for them.

Kevin: A girl around our age bumped into me and acted weird. Her face was red and she giggled like an idiot. She also stumbled on her words like an entrepreneur attempting to ask for a major investment.

Lincoln: Well...I don't know what...

Lincoln was interrupted but Lori who screamed in joy from what Kevin said.

Lincoln: What was that for, Lori? Did Bobby's text say he was visiting here soon?

Lori: I wish! But from what Kevin said that girl did literally means...she like's him!

Kevin: Huh?

Lori then ran to the front door of the house and yelled to the other girls.

Lori: Guys, a girl has a crush on Kevin!

The other girls run out on to the front porch screaming like Lori did.

Kevin: What is happening right now?

Leni: You really don't see that whoever that girl is likes you?

Lisa: Boys never notice when girls has a thing for them. They focus on the girls they can't have or don't want them. That's fact.

Lola: Also I'm guessing love is not on his agenda. Kevin, what do you know about love?

Kevin: Not much other then knowing in-office romances is not allowed in the workplace. They are distracting, cut down on productivity and never end well.

Luan: Well you need to give love a chance. Your mother did once.

Kevin: I'll consider this but right now we have work to do.

Lincoln: He's right. Lori, we still need a ride.

Lori: Oh right! Sorry about that. But think about what we said.

They loaded all the material in Vanzilla and Lori then drove them to Kevin's house. Once Lori dropped them off they started work on their model till Lincoln went home for the night. The next day, Kevin was heading to his locker when Cristina cut him off still looking nervous.

Kevin: Ah! I was hoping to meet with you today.

Cristina: (surprised) You...You were!?

Kevin: I was informed that your strange behavior the other day was a sign of affection. I don't know much of this field so I wish to know if this is true.

Cristina was blushing hard and too nervous to answer.

Kevin: Are you gonna respond or...?

Then she quickly held out a love letter she wrote to him. He takes it and looks at it.

Kevin: What is this? My name boarded with hearts?

He then noticed she ran off.

Kevin: Well, this got more weird.

Little did he know was that Lincoln saw what happened and was shocked. He didn't expect that it was Cristina; a girl he use to have a crush on. He was then feeling upset and ran off down the hall. Later, Kevin was in the cafeteria reading the letter. Lincoln sat down next to him with an angry look on his face.

Kevin: There you are, Lincoln. The girl who calls herself Cristina gave me this letter illustrating her crush on me.

Lincoln: (sarcastic) Did she now?

Kevin: She is shy but I can't hold that against her. I can give her time.

Lincoln: (still sarcastic) So you like her?

Kevin: Not sure exactly. I will give it a shot when I have the time.

Lincoln: (angry) Sure, be all cool about it!

Lincoln then storms off. Kevin did not understand why he snapped at him like that.

Kevin: Where did that come from?

Then in recess, Kevin was on his tablet device when Cristina went up to him more confident.

Cristina: Umm...You doing anything...right now?

Kevin: Aside from checking stock values, not really much.

She then sat down next to him smiling and blushing.

Cristina: You are so...so...

Kevin: Emotionless? Overly-focused? I've heard it before.

Cristina: No! I mean...I don't know what to say here.

Lincoln saw from afar and was getting furious. He then picked up a handful of mud and threw it at Kevin. But Kevin moved his head before it hit him. This startled Cristina as she ran off scared. He heard the sound of it hitting ground and looked around. He did see Lincoln with an angry face walking off.

Kevin: Now I'm concerned.

Then after school, Kevin went and found Lincoln at his locker.

Kevin: Lincoln, we're still meeting at my house to finish the project, right?

Lincoln was ignoring him.

Kevin: Are you gonna respond?

Lincoln then started walking away but Kevin followed.

Kevin: Seriously, you have been acting odd lately. Is something up? This is getting ridiculous.

Then Lincoln turned and angrily slapped Kevin's sunglasses away. Kevin then screamed in pain from his oversensitive eyes on the hallway lights.

Kevin: AhhhhhHH!

He got his glasses back on but then quickly ran for the bathroom to throw up leaving Lincoln alone. Kevin couldn't get to the bathroom so he then ran to the dumpster outside and puked into it. He coughed and gasped for air. Then looked down to see Lana in the dumpster covered in his puke.

Kevin: Oh! My bad, miss Lana.

Lana: Eh! I've been covered in worse. This stuff is rather sticky though. Anyway, why did you do that?

Kevin helped Lana out of the dumpster and tried to clean off the puke.

Kevin: This is sticky. What did I eat today? Well anyway, It's because of Lincoln. He has been acting up today and went so far as to yanking my glasses off.

Lana: Why? Did you do something to anger him?

Kevin: Not that I'm aware of.

Lola then came up.

Lola: Kevy! Have you talked with your crush yet?

Kevin: I did although Cristina still acts shy and...

Lana: Wait! Cristina is the girl crushing on you?

Kevin: You know her?

Lola: Yeah! Lincoln once had a mad crush on her. Of course that ended in a online video that scared her away from him. Anyway, he has others to crush on like Ronnie Ann and Paige.

Kevin: Interesting but I'm now more concerned about Lincoln's attitude.

Lucy: Actually...

They jump scared from Lucy standing there.

Kevin: Did not need that in my state of confusion, Lucy.

Lucy: Well, I think Cristina crushing on you is what's getting to Lincoln. This happened in my vampire romance novels. Edwim spots his ex-girlfriend with one of his best friends and gets overtaken by jealous. Not intentionally of course.

Kevin: Wait, is that what Lincoln is upset about? But If he's not into Cristina anymore then why does he care if she is crushing on me?

Lucy: Maybe just like Edwin, he feels your making him look bad. Like you can hold a relationship better then he can. Even if that relationship never existed it's still enough to drive him mad.

Kevin: Wow, this love thing gets more complex every second. Well, it's clear what I need to do now. Thank you, girls.

He runs off of school ground.

Lola: Lana, what are you covered in?

Lana: Whatever Kevin ate in lunch today. Man, this stuff is sticky like glue!

Lola: Ew! Don't touch me with that stuff on you!

Then, Kevin came up to his house where he sees Lincoln carrying the large Freedom tower model out. Kevin then runs up to him.

Kevin: Lincoln, what are you doing with that?

Lincoln: I don't need you to show me up on this project! I can finish it myself!

Kevin: Look, I get now why your acting this way. It is not what you think. Now put that down and we can discuss this like men.

Lincoln: Forget it! I'll finish it and show the school I'm just as great as you are!

Kevin then tried to take the model from him and they struggled for a bit.

Kevin: Stop it! Your putting it at risk!

Then after a long tug-of-war, Lincoln tried to yank the model away to the right which made Kevin lose his grip. But the momentum had him lose his grip and the model flew right into the road where a giant truck rammed through it without stopping smashing it to piece.

Lincoln: Nooo!

Kevin: Crud! Now look what happened.

Lincoln fell to his knees devastated.

Lincoln: (sad) Go ahead! Say it! Say that I stick compared to you!

Kevin: I was never implying that ever. That was all in your head the second you saw me with Cristina even though you don't have a thing for her anymore.

Lincoln: Well you were making it like you were getting her affection better then me.

Kevin: I wasn't doing anything. I didn't even notice at first. She just came on to me. I was going with it out of curiosity of love. I would never date a friend's ex-crush to make him look bad.

Lincoln realized how foolish he was acting before and looked at him.

Lincoln: Your right. I don't know what came over me. I guess I'm a bad friend.

Kevin: No your not, Lincoln. I think sometimes we just do things we don't mean to for unexplained reasons even to ourselves. I won't hold it against you. Part of it is my fault for not understanding the situation right away.

Lincoln: Thanks buddy. But what will we do about our project? Mom can't afford any replacement materials.

Kevin then looked at the wreaked model.

Kevin: I think we can salvage this. Sometimes in business, you have to make due with what little resources you got. We can piece it together. We just need more glue or some other type of adhesive.

He then snapped his finger as he got an idea and got a bucket in front of him.

Lincoln: What are you gonna do?

Kevin: Something I hope is worth it.

Kevin then looked at the sun and then took off his glasses letting his eyes burn a bit.

Kevin: Rrrrrrrrrrrrr!

He then put his glasses back on and felt squeamish.

Kevin: Lucky I had a huge lunch...

He then puked in the bucket for a moment.

Kevin: (coughs) Ah man! I found out today...my puke was sticky as glue so it should work.

Lincoln: Ew! Well if you say so.

Kevin: Of course once it dries we will need to get rid of the smell.

Later, Kevin and Lincoln were rebuilding the tower with Kevin's puke. They of course wore hazmat suits while doing so. They also sprayed air freshener on it to get rid of the smell.

Lincoln: (To the viewer) Well this is sick but not as much as my attitude today. I gotta stop letting my emotions get the better of me casue all it does is make things worse. Even to problems that should not even exist.

Kevin: Less talking to invisible people, more reconstruction! I will remind you that this is due tomorrow!

Outside the window, Cristina was watching them.

Cristina: Man, that Kevin is so...something! I think I can make this work!

She turns her head to Lana who was stuck on her back from Kevin's early puke.

Lana: I hope so but we really need to get to my sister Lisa if were gonna get un-stuck.

Cristina: Oh right! My bad!