User blog:AndrewBrauer/Fanfiction - Full House

My ninth fanfiction to be released, partially inspired by Brawl in the Family and is also a sequel to YoshiRocker13's story String Together Music, enjoy!

Full House

An argument occurs between Lynn and Luna over a poker game over fifty dollars. Meanwhile, Lori and Leni compete to see who gets to wear a new dress each of them bought. Elsewhere, Lincoln and Luan debate on a joke and who started it.

Script
(Opens with Lincoln pouring in a bag of fresh popcorn into a bowl while in the kitchen)

Lincoln: (calls out) Hey guys, I got the popcorn ready! (to the viewer) It's Thursday night at the Loud house, which means it's poker night for me and my older sisters. Originally it was just them, but I managed to do a lot of sucking up just to join them. Whether it was helping Luna bring her amps to the shows, helping Leni decide on which dress to buy, or (deadpanned) whenever Lori needs me as an ottoman for her falcon feet. But now it's all worth it for tonight, and hopefully those poker lessons Clyde taught me will come in handy for tonight when I win some cheddar!

(Lynn walks into the kitchen and eats some of the popcorn out of the bowl)

Lincoln: Hey, that's for the game tonight.

Lynn: Sorry bro, I just need some fuel for tonight when I kick all of your butts tonight.

Lincoln: Really Lynn, you may be good at all sports but from what I've heard you are too easy to spot when it comes to having a good hand.

Lynn: I can't help it you know I get too excited when it comes to sports, and I assume you heard that from Luna.

Lincoln: Yes I did, (to the viewer) out of all the sisters Luna is usually the strongest when it comes to giving off her poker face and tricking everyone into thinking she's got a bad hand, which has led her to win many matches. (to Lynn) And speaking of her, can you take it easy with her she's still bummed out about her incident at the concert.

Lynn: You mean with that band that only used her to get rich?

Lincoln: And also the same band that left her nearly blacked out drunk.

Lynn: (sighs) Alright, I'll try to take it easy.

Lincoln: Not to mention she did also help pay for your new bike after you wrecked your old one trying to do backflips in the backyard.

Lynn: (rubs her back) Yeah I can still feel the bruises from that wreck, guess not all hand-me-downs last forever.

(Luan runs into the kitchen holding a magazine)

Luan: (excited) Oh good you guys are here, guess what?

Lincoln: You finally figured out why the chicken crossed the road?

Luan: (laughs) Still working on that, but anyways a joke I published to "The Royal" last month made it onto the comedy section, look!

(Lincoln and Luan look at the section in the magazine and lightly laugh at it)

Lynn: (lightly laughs) Good one Luan.

Lincoln: Yeah, it was also good when I TOLD you that joke.

Luan: (confused) Told me?

Lincoln: (annoyed) You stole my joke!

Luan: Oh please Lincoln, quit "joking" with me. (laughs)

Lincoln: I'm not joking around with anything, I told you that joke and you stole it from me to get it published on our local magazine.

Luan: I came up with the joke, but if it helps the company doesn't post who wrote it so it doesn't really matter.

Lincoln: (sighs) Alright then.

(Luna walks downstairs and into the kitchen)

Luna: Hey dudes.

(Lincoln and Luan quickly approach Luna)

Luan: Hey sis, wanna see my new joke!?

Lincoln: Luan, it's my joke!

Luan: I'm the comedian it's mine!

Lincoln: No it's my joke!

(Luna looks at the joke in the magazine and laughs)

Luna: Sorry dudes but I don't think either one of you would be funny enough to write this.

(Luna hands Luan back the magazine, Luan and Lincoln glare at each other as Luan walks upstairs and Luna grabs a soda out of the fridge)

Lynn: (to Luna) So sis, ready to put your money on the line at poker tonight.

Luna: Of course, hopefully my win won't be as embarrassing as when you tried to pull a triple backflip last week.

Lynn: (glares) Oh it's on!

Lincoln: Lynn, remember what I said before.

Luna: (confused) Wait, said before?

Lincoln: (sighs) I told Lynn to take it easy tonight since you're still getting over that incident at the concert.

Luna: Bro you got nothing to worry about, that was in the past I'm over it... for the most part.

Lynn: That's good, let's get set up in the dinning room, we just gotta wait for the others.

(Leni walks in through the front door holding shopping bags)

Lincoln: Leni, where have you been we're about to get started playing poker!?

Leni: (confused) Wait, there's a game where you poke girls?

Lincoln: (faceplams) No, we're playing cards tonight!

Leni: Oh that, sorry I had to ask Mom to take me to the mall, there was this dress I had to get. (pulls out a navy blue long dress out of one of the bags)

Luna: Nice dress.

Leni: Thank you, I've been working for months to get the perfect dress to match my white boots I got for Christmas and the necklace that completes it all.

Lincoln: Well I'm glad you finally finished your masterpiece, but we have to get started playing.

Leni: Okay, I'll go get Lori and we'll be down in a few minutes.

(Leni goes upstairs and into her room)

Leni: Lori guess what I... (Leni see's Lori wearing the same dress Leni bought as she gasps) Oh my gosh!

Lori: (smiles) I know right, I literally just bought this dress, I wanted to try it on to see if it fits.

Leni: Uh, that's nice and all, but... (pulls out the navy blue dress out of her bag) I bought it too.

Lori: Wait, you bought the same dress as me?

Leni: Well yeah, I needed the dress to complete my outfit.

Lori: Well I bought this dress for my date with Bobby this Sunday, I wanted to literally go all out and show off for him.

Leni: And it had to be that dress?

Lori: Yes, and since I'm the older sister you're going to have to take back your dress.

Leni: No way, I've worked months to find the dress to finish my outfit.

Lori: You mean the one where you wear those tacky boots and ugly necklace?

Leni: (annoyed) Hey! My boots have no tacks in them, and my necklace isn't ugly it doesn't even have a face!

Lori: (faceplams) Look the point is that I'm the older sister so I keep the dress.

Leni: Why can't we both keep our dress?

Lori: Are you kidding me? If we both wear the same dress it loses the style and value of the dress.

Leni: How would you know?

Lori: Well I... uh... look the point is that I'm keeping the dress!

Leni: No I'm keeping it!

Lori: I'm keeping it!

(Luan walks in to their room)

Luan: Hey, you wanna hear this joke I got published?

Lincoln: (tackles Luan from behind) No it's my joke!

Luan: (annoyed) I'm the one who sent in the joke!

Lincoln: (annoyed) After I came up with it!

Leni: I feel for you Lincoln, I know how it feels to have something (glares at Lori) taken from you for some stupid reason!

Lori: Oh please Leni, my reason makes sense, these two are fighting over some joke!

Luan: (slightly annoyed) Some joke!? (gets up and shows Lori the joke in the magazine as she laughs)

Lori: (laughs) Are you serious one of you wrote this joke?

Lincoln: Is it not funny?

Lori: No I just don't buy it that one of you actually wrote this.

Luan: It's true, cause I wrote the joke!

Lincoln: (to Luan) That you stole from me!

(Lynn walks into the room)

Lynn: Alright are you girls done fighting over dreses and jokes? Because I'm ready to play some poker and win some money from you all!

(It cuts to Lincoln, Lynn, Luan, Luna, Leni, and Lori sitting at the table in the dining room each of them holding cards looking at each other)

Lynn: (to Lori) Ready to show me your hand?

Lori: (to Lynn) I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Lynn: I would, but your facial expression shows that your trying to hard to hide a good hand.

Leni: We know her facial expression is nice, what does that have to do with having good hands?

Luna: (to Lynn) Sounds like your desperate to win.

Lynn: Ha! I doubt it, in fact I'll add some money in.

Luan: (pulls out a notepad) Really, how much?

Lynn: Five dollars.

Luan: (writes in the notepad) So now that adds to twenty dollars for the one with the best hand.

Luna: Alright dude, I'll one up you and add ten dollars.

Luan: (writes in the notepad) And now it's thirty.

Lynn: (to Luna) Oh really, since you have so much confidence that you'll have the best hand, I'll finish this off by adding in twenty dollars.

Luan: (writes in the notepad) Are you sure sis, that adds up to fifty dollars?

Lynn: Oh I'm sure.

(The siblings continue to play poker for about twenty minutes)

Lincoln: Ugh! I fold! (drops his cards face down)

Luan: I fold too. (drops her cards face down)

Leni: I do the same thing they did. (drops her cards face down)

Lori: It's called folding Leni, (sighs) which I'm doing as well. (drops her cards face down)

Lynn: Well well, looks like that just leaves us then. (glares at Luna)

Luna: (smirks at Lynn) I guess so.

(Lana walks into the dinning and approaches the others)

Lana: You guys are still playing?

Luna: It's just me and Lynn, whoever has the best hand gets the money from the loser.

Lynn: Well I know it won't be me this time.

(Lana walks past them and into the kitchen)

Luna: A shame you say that Lynn cause you'll have to move out soon.

Lynn: (confused) Why?

Luna: Cause I got the full house! (puts down her deck of cards showing three tens of different suites and a pair of nines of a different suite)

(Lincoln and the other sisters gasp at Luna's hand as Lana notices walking past them)

Lynn: Not bad sis, (to Lana) hey Lana watch out for Lola on your way upstairs, she's mad at you for not doing that thing she does with the toilet.

Lana: (confused) A royal flush?

Lynn: Yes! Cause I have that! (puts down her deck of cards showing an Ace, King, Queen, Jack and ten all of the same suite as the others looked shocked at Lynn's deck of cards) I won the game (to Luna) and you owe me fifty dollars!

Luna: (sighs) Well, you won fair and square. (gets up)

Lynn: Yeah I did, and you owe me fifty dollars.

Luna: Right, I'll just take it off your tab.

Lynn: (confused) My tab, for what?

Luna: The bike I bought you, before you owed me three hundred now you owe me two hundred fifty.

Lynn: (gets annoyed) Hey that's different, this is from a game of poker, I'll pay you back for the bike overtime.

Luna: Well I'm just making it easier for you dude.

Lynn: (annoyed) Give me the money or I'll just take it from you right now!

Luna: (gets annoyed) Good luck with that, my wallet is somewhere in my skirt, and if you look in there all you'll end up finding is boot straight to the face! (gets in a fighting stance)

Leni: (gets in the middle of Lynn and Luna) Stop stop! What's the matter with you guys? This game has made us become monster, I say we just give everyone back their money and forget this ever happened.

Lori: (to Leni) Oh please, you only wanna draw less attention to the fact that I'm keeping the dress!

(Lana walks away, Lincoln grows bored and walks into the kitchen with Luna following him)

Leni: (to Lori) Why is this dress so important to you, don't you have like a hundred other dresses to wear?

Lori: (to Leni) Not compared to you, you literally have two hundred dresses.

Leni: That's different!

Lori: I don't see how it's different!

Lynn: I know one thing that's similar between both of you, you're acting like children over a dress.

Luan: (to Lynn) Says the one complaining about getting fifty dollars from a poker game.

Lynn: (glares at Luan) You know I don't really buy the fact that you wrote that joke.

Luan: (gasps) You'll see I know I wrote that joke!

Lynn: And speaking of which... (notices Luna is gone) I have some money to get.

(Shows Lincoln making sandwiches while Luna is drinking out of a bottle of soda as Lynn storms in and approaches Luna)

Lynn: Luna this isn't over give me my money!

Luna: Why should you? You owe me money for the bike I bought for you after you wrecked it last week!

Lincoln: Well Lynn has a point.

Lynn: (surprised) I do, I mean, yes I do.

Lincoln: If you lost the poker game you have to pay up. (hands Luna a plate with a sandwich on it)

Luna: (to Lincoln) She already has to pay her tab for the bike, I'm just making things easier for her.

Lynn: Alright you wanna start tabs I'll start one with you right now! (grabs Luna's sandwich and holds it up high backing away from her) If you wanna make things easier I'll do the exact opposite!

(Luna storms towards Lynn as Lincoln gets in between them)

Lincoln: (annoyed) You're both being ridiculous, (to Lynn) Lynn give Luna back her sandwich!

(As Lincoln is about to take the sandwich, when suddenly Lynn slowly licks all the sides of the sandwich as Lincoln and Luna both look annoyed at her, shortly after Lynn holds the sandwich out for Luna to get)

Lincoln: (sighs) I'll go make you another one Luna.

Lynn: (throws the sandwich behind her and approaches Lincoln) Hey! Make her all the sandwiches you want bro I'll just add it to (to Luna) her tab! Let's see that's five dollars for two sandwiches and fifteen dollars for the omelette Lincoln made you yesterday morning. (as Lynn says that, Luna crosses her arms annoyed) Oh and a dollar for everytime you say "dude" or "bro" or "cheers mate!"

TBC