Vanzilla

Bio


Vanzilla is The Loud Family's family wagon and transportation. It the main subject of the episode, "The Sweet Spot", Lincoln and his ten sisters (Lori, Leni , Luna, Luan , Lynn , Lucy , Lola , Lana , Lisa , and Lily), along with Mom and Dad are going on a road trip, Lincoln says every seat offers any torture towards him, as he has a seating chart drawing from his matress. He explains that getting stuff to Lily seat is no good, its shows a flashback of Lincoln reading a comic and Lily spit got on it, much for his anger, then she hit him with a turnip, drenched him in juice, and hits him with another turnip, knocking him out. Next, he say the back row is so far from their parents, it turns to the "Wild Wild West", specifically, a second flashback shows Lincoln reading another comic book, who's in between Lola and Lana as they glare at each other angrily, as both twins tell each other to stop looking at them, both of them fight and once their done fighting, Lincoln the only one gets hurt and he brags of how they not have leaving the driveway yet.

Then, Lincoln talks about a front seat that has the opposite problem, which is right in his father sight line, which the latter tells his son to take his feet of the seat and it next to the one working speaker, which plays their parents "prom theme", much for Lincoln indignant. Then, four seats gets worse which Lincoln named, "The Sticky", "The Soggy", "The Springy", and "The Slanty". That leaves one good seat, Lincoln calls it "The Sweet Spot", Lincoln also its gonna be his because he gonna stake it out tonight. Later, once evreyone asleep, Lincoln quietly walks down the stairs and outside, once in the van, he talks to Clyde via walkie-talkie and tells him his progress, which Clyde approves, but he ask which sister is gonna sit next to him, which tempers Lincoln.

Back in his room, Lincoln thinks which sister would be best, he rules out Luan because in a flashback, she hits him with a pillow saying "Airbag Deployed!", before laughing as Lincoln face is messed up from it, he said it can't be Lola because another flashback shows her painting his nails, irritated, she tells him to hold still and he cannot because he on the spring seat, and he crosses out Lynn because a flashback shows Lynn sitting next to Lincoln, staring at him devilishly, she get his attention by playing "Auto Attack", Lincoln ask Lynn how to play that, and she explains that she punches him every time she see's a car, multiple cars appear and she quickly punches him. Lincoln finally chose the perfect sister: Leni, as a flashback plays, he explains that the motion of the car always dazed her.

After he have convince Leni to sit next to him, he walks back to Vanzilla and tells Clyde his mission is successful, buy Clyde ask who gonna sit behind him, once again, Lincoln snaps. He rules out Lana because she spit peas it Lincoln, much for his frustration, she inadvertently shot one at his throat causing him to choke and collapse and also rules out Lori because she spent the whole trip texting with Bobby and gets really carsick and she vomits over Lincoln and wonders what she eat. Excited, Lincoln choose Lisa, the reason is she always talk about the dangers of car travel, after convincing Lisa, Lincoln prepare his seating chart, but quickly hides it because Lisa is in his room and the only way she can sit behind him if Luna not next to her, her singing gives her tinnitus, and shows another flashback to prove it.

Lincoln agrees, and as Lisa leaves his room and some thinking, Lincoln convince Luna to sit front only if Lori doesn't be near her because she don't want to get barfed on and a montage of Lincoln doing various deals for his ten sisters, and he do the final touches to the seating chart. He goes back to the van and calls Clyde, he was going to say something else, but Lincoln throw the walkie-talkie at a tree, thus breaking it. Lincoln sleeps until he hear some loud banging at the door, only to see nine angry sisters (Lily is not present), he ask what they need, they wanna know what Lincoln up to. Lincoln says he sleeping in the van, Lori and the others reveal to Lincoln that they find out about the sweet spot and his seating chart, Lincoln is enraged that they went in his room, Lori say that not the issue, Lana ask what is  "The Sweet Spot" and why he in it, he lies about it by saying it the worst seat in the car for none of them have to suffer, an infu riated Lucy ask why it is called "The Sweet Spot", Lincoln respond he being sweet. Lisa calculates on the back of the van a formula that "The Sweet Spot" the best seat of the whole car, not because he angled his sisters in the seats most favorable to him, including air circulation, proximity to parental units, and the lack of chewable adhesive on the cushion, Lincoln is outraged because it took 8 months to figure that out, then Lincoln facepalm himself in frustration, Lisa calls it a shocker.

Lori say she wants the seat because she the eldest of the bunch, but Luna say she just gonna barf all over it, she should have it, Lola say "Beauty before age", Lana then say she should get it, then a heated argument occurs when Luna and Leni both want the seat, but Lincoln tells his sisters he already in the seat and he automatically gets it. Lynn threatens to beat him up along with the others, Lana commands everyone to get him, Lincoln quickly rolls up the window, locks the door, and gloats evilly as his sisters furiously yells at him, to his shock as he turn to his left to see another door open by an incensed Luan, Lincoln laments because he forgot the broken lock, she tackles him and both of them fight, followed by Luna and the rest of them in a full blown fight, while fighting, they wake up the whole neighborhood, including their mother, who tells everyone to back upstairs and they can not go to the van before 7:00 AM. While Lincoln sisters walk back inside, Lori tells him good luck getting the seat, they laugh selfishly. Livid, Lincoln punches the truck, only to gain pain from his hand. In his room, Lincoln is agitated because he cannot lose that seat, he take a peek through his door at see Lynn watching him, followed by Lori, Lola, and Lana.

Lincoln sleeps and sometime later, 6:30 AM came, he wakes up to trying to save the sweet spot, he about to fall back asleep, but Lincoln slap himself to wake up. Another montage shows Lincoln trying to keep himself up, when the time comes, Lincoln take another glance through his door to see 9 angry sisters who also want the seat, when the clock changes from 6:59 to 7:00, Lincoln lets out a war cry, and dashes out of his room, Lori and the others also all run out of their respective rooms and its a mad dash, they all run down the stairs, knocking Lincoln and Luna off. Outside, they kicked down the door and a melee resumes, Lori trying opening the door but Lynn attacks her, Lori and Lynn attack each other by grabbing on to her ponytail and squishing face with her hand respectively, Lincoln frantically jumps in the followed by Luan and Leni, Lisa stands on top wailing, to get knocked off by two turnips by Lana, who was tackled by Lola, in Vanzilla, the Loud Family have a furious, violent, and destructive brawl, a dust bubble occurs, their Dad stops the fight and the dust clears to reveal that the van is completely destroyed. Their father is devastated because that was his first car, then his dad (Grandfather) first car, and his dad (Great Grandfather) first car, before walking away crying. Mom is fed up with her children crazy behavior, saying the road trip is cancelled, she tells them to go back inside because their grounded for the weekend by sitting together on the couch in the living room until they can get along, much to everyone distress and chagrin. Defeated, Lincoln walks back in his room with his plan a total bust, he expect in a family of his this large, he can't control every little thing (nor he can't share every little thing), that said, he knows that their another "Sweet Spot" in the living room too. He explains that its at the end of couch with a great view of the TV and close to the bathroom and its gonna be his, he picks up another walkie-talkie to talk to Clyde to inform his new mission, before dashing out of his room (along with his sisters).

