User blog:The Epicness9000/Fanfic: Lynn, NO!

Chapter 1: Date Night
''[Lincoln is in his room on a Friday night. He is playing a digital game. The scent of perfume wafts in and Lincoln notices it.]''

Lincoln: Oh, no, not again!

''[Lincoln and his sisters--except Lori--sprint downstairs and to the calendar. They notice that a date night had been planned according to the calendar.]''

Lynn Sr.: Lori's in charge! Do as she says! Bye!

Lincoln: (sustained) Nooooooo! (to audience) I know Lori will just take my video game right out of my hands, so I better be cautious.