Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20190120212804/@comment-32807753-20190128015334

He leaned up on the couch and pointed towards Lisa. "What about you, little miss brainiac?! You, of all people, should know about how dangerous dehydration is!"

"I do, Lincoln," said Lisa, unfazed by Lincoln raising his voice to her. "But I also know that the Royal Woods Mascot Protection Act, signed into law in 2015, mandates that mascot costumes cannot exceed thirty pounds in weight, and must provide adequate ventilation and internal air conditioning. I assumed that the Royal Woods Squirrels would be decent enough to act in compliance with local law, but apparently I was wrong. I'm going to be writing a strongly worded letter to our mayor

Lisa: Well, then, if you knew that, then why didn't you do anything about it before?