User blog:AustinDR/More Dark Loud House Fan Works

As it stands, I still hate fan works. Well not as much as hate anymore, I just don't really care for them. I will admit that there are some genuinely entertaining ones, though are some melodramatic *cough* Requiem *cough*. I had my hand in making a few fanfics myself, though admittedly, I'll probably stop. I'm not that good at it in all honesty. It was really an experiment to see if I'd like doing it, but I guess I'll stop now.

MORE Dark Fan Works

 * 1) Syngenesophobia and A Near Death Experience: I am including both as they both have something in common: the girls beating the @#&$ out of Lincoln. The former is a darker take on the infamous "Brawl in the Family," wherein the sisters beat Lincoln when he accidentally let slip the secrets that he heard them say behind each others' backs. And when I mean beat, I mean "put-Lincoln-in-the-hospital-beat". Lincoln's ribs are fractured, his arm is broken thanks to Lynn, Lisa kicks him in the gonads several times, Lola breaks his teeth, etc. They basically nearly kill Lincoln for something as trivial as accidentally telling the truth. I mean, lord jebus.....This fanfic deconstructs the fights that happen in the show as far as it possibly could. While the fights are typically funny (or supposed to be), this fanfic decides to go towards the more realistic side of the spectrum. The sisters each receive punishments that strangely suit each of their personality traits, they're grounded for infinity, their friends leave them the moment that they heard what they had done to their brother, including Ronnie Anne beating the crap out of Lynn coming short of breaking her arm. But that's the least of their concerns. Not only did they physically hurt Lincoln, they may have done so mentally as well. The poor boy is traumatized by their severity to the point that he breaks down and comes dangerously close to dying from shortness of breath when all 9 of them come to visit him in the hospital. At least in "A Near Death Experience" it ends on a happy note with Lincoln forgiving his sisters for nearly killing him. Here, there may as well not be a good ending as Lincoln clearly developed a fear of his own sisters. No amount of kindness can ever hope for them to seek his forgiveness. Just jebus.....