User blog:Jokeman20/Fanfiction - One of Us Girls

This is my 9th Fanfiction. Credit goes to Aartistboy714 for the title and story support. And AF15 for the title card.

''[The siblings expect Lincoln are in the living room doing their things. Lori is texting on her phone, Leni is filing her nails, Luna is strumming her guitar, Luan is telling jokes with Mr. Coconuts, Lynn is bouncing her basketball, Lucy is writing in her poem book, Lana is playing with Hops, Lola is brushing her hair and Lily is playing with her rattle.]''

Lori: I need to use the bathroom. [Gets up from the couch and goes to the bathroom]

Lincoln: [Putting deodorant in his armpits] Ah, nothing like a fine day to take a shower. [As Lincoln continues putting deoderant on, Lori is seen with her head in the door, and closes it while shivering.]

Lori: [Covering her mouth] Now that is literally the grossest thing that I've ever seen!" [Lori then runs back downstairs, to find someplace to throw up.]

[In the kitchen]

Lola: [To Lana] I can't wait to have some delicious peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches!

Lana: [To Lola] Me neither! I've got the bread!" [Lana holds a bag of bread]

Lola: [Holding up a jar of jelly] I've got the jelly!

Lana: And last...

Lola: But not least!

Lola and Lana: [Together at the same time] "PEANUT BUTTER! [They went into the fridge, to grab the peanut butter. But when they opened the jar, the peanut butter was already gone]

Lola: [Shocked] Hey!

Lana: [Also shocked] Who ate all the peanut butter?! [Then Lincolns comes in]

Lincoln: [nervous] Oh! Sorry, girls! See, me and Clyde used it all up to see who can go the longest of eating a lot of peanut butter, without throwing up." [Lincoln's stomach begins to act up, and went outside to throw up. Much to the disgust of Lola, and the delight of Lana.]

Lori: [To her siblings] Okay! Who wants to watch another episode of "Dream Boat!"

Lincoln: [Putting his thumb down] Eh! Sorry, Lori. But as much as I enjoy watching Dream Boat, I want to watch something else that's not too romantic. [Lori sadly groans, while Lucy lightly smiles.]

Lucy: Okay. How about watching "Vampires of Melancholia?"

Lincoln: [Gives a thumbs down] Eh! Sorry, Lucy. I appreciate your decision about vampires, but I don't want your show to give me nightmares.

Lucy: Sigh.

[The twins grin eagarly]

Lola: [eagerly]  Okay! How about watching a movie of our favorite show!

Lana: [eagerly] It's magical! It's funny! And it's an adventure!"

Lola and Lana: [both at the same time] Blarney: The Luck of the Cretaceous!

Lincoln: [Gives a thumbs down again] Eh! Sorry, Lola and Lana. But, I'm not really a big fan of Blarney, cause I'm not a little kid anymore. [The twins frown in disappointment, while the other sisters smile.]

Leni: [Excited]'' Okay! Like, how about "The Fashion Show?

Lincoln: [Gives a thumbs down] Eh! [Leni frowns in sadness]

Luna: How about Mick Swagger's Concert, dudes?

Lincoln:' [Same result] Eh! [Luna frowns in sadness]

Lynn: Sports Channel?

Lincoln: [Same result] Eh! [Lynn pouts in anger]

Luan: The Comedy Show? Cause I know all of you will be laughing on my watch!" [Laughs]'' Get it?

Lincoln: [Same result] Eh! [Luan frowns in disappointment]

Lisa: Might I suggest the Science Documentary Channel?

Lincoln: [Same result] Eh! [Lisa sighs in desperation]

Lisa: [To herself] Hairless apes 1, science 0.

[Lily was about to suggest something, but...]

Lincoln: ''[Same result] Eh!

[Lily cries]

Lincoln: [To his sisters] But I think we all know what I wanna watch. ''[He grabs the remote and changes the channel to his show]

TV: ARRGH!

Lincoln: Alright! [Lincoln was thrilled, but his sisters weren't. But they decided to bite their tongues and start watching it with him.]

[In Lori and Leni's room]

Lori: [To her all her sisters] Okay, now I think we all know why we're here...

Lynn: You bet!

Twins: Yeah!

Leni: But, Lori. You already told us to show up here.

Lori: [Facepalms] We're here because of our brother, Lincoln!

Sisters: [Agreeing with Lori] Yeah!

Lori: He always comes out naked after taking a shower, and dances while he's putting deoderant on!

Lana: Yeah! And he used up all the peanut butter that we wanted to use for to make PB&J sandwiches, for a silly contest!

Luna: Yeah! And the little dude keeps on denying what we want to watch, and that's bogus!

Luan: [Sighs] Sometimes I wished we had a middle sister.

Sisters: [Also sighs] Us too. ''[Then Lisa got an idea, and she left Lori and Leni's room to go to hers and Lily's room. The sisters were now a little confused]''

Lola:' [Calling out to her little sister] Hey, Lisa! Where are you going? [Lisa then comes back in, holding something in her hand with a tarp over it]

Lisa: Behold my latest invention!

Leni: You're making a pie?

Lisa: Negative.

Lana: Well, what is it?

[Lisa uncovers the tarp, to reveal a black invention]

Lisa: [To her sisters] Female sibling units, I present to you my latest invention: The Dimension-Switcher 1000!

Sisters: [Amazed] Oooh!

Lynn: [To Lisa] Whoa! What does it do, Lis?

Lisa: With this Dimension Switcher, we can change our dimension precisely into anything we like.

[All the sisters starts smiling at that statement]

Lori: [To Lisa] Like traveling to another world, where we're all 11 sisters!

Lisa: [To Lori] My point, exactly!

Sisters: [Together at once] Cool!

Luan: [Confused] Wait a minute? Lisa, why do you want to help all of us?

Lisa: [To her sisters] Because, my dear female sibling units, I wished to have someone who is willing to become my test subject, who doesn't complain or refuses.

Sisters: [All looks at each other] Right. [Then Lisa presses a button on the Dimension-Switcher, and it zaps all of them to another dimension. The girls all stumbled upon the same hallway of their bedrooms, and they start to groan]

Lola: [Frustrated] Ah, great! We're back in the same house. Way to waste our time, Lisa!

Lisa: [To Lola] Patience, big sister, patience.

Lynn Sr: [From downstairs] Girls! Breakfast time!

''[After he's called them from downstairs, Lynn Jr. and Lucy's bedroom door opens. And outcame...]''

Linka: Coming, Dad! [to the sisters] Hey, girls! Are you coming?

[She sees the girls smiling at her, and runs over to her to give her a group hug]

Lori: [To Linka] I can't believe it! you're our sister! I'm so happy!

Sisters: [Together at once] So are we!

Leni: [To Linka] What's your name?

Linka: [To her sisters] Uh, Linka? Who else? [She breaks up the hug, and hurried downstairs] Now come on, let's eat, so I can go back to doing my hobbies.

[The sisters groan at her statement]

Lola: [To Linka] Let me guess: You're gonna read comic books in your underwear after breakfast?

Linka: [Disgusted] Eww! No! What are you, some kind of animal? [Calm] Actually, I'm going to paint my nails, read fashion magazines and then talk to my boyfriend. You girls are so silly.

[As Linka leaves, the sisters cheer upon having another female sibling]

Lynn: Lisa, your invention work!

Lori: We literary have a middle sister!

Luna: Great work, dude!

Lola: Sorry I doubted you!

Lily: [Giggles]

Lisa: No need to thank me. It was all in the name of Science.

[Later, the whole family is eating their breakfast at the grown-up table]

Rita: [To her middle daughter] So, Linka, how's everything today?

Linka: Today was great! I got a straight A's! And I was able to spend the day with my best friend and boyfriend! And went to the Boyz Will Be Boyz concert!

Leni: [To Linka] "That must've been a great day for you, Linka!" Linka: [To Leni] "Uh... I was talking to mom."

Luna: [Putting her arm around Linka] I can't wait to spend the day with our sister!"

Linka: [To Luna] Please, don't touch me.

[A montage of the girls, with their middle sister Linka, doing a lot of girl stuff with each other]

Linka: Well, time to watch television. [to the sisters] What do you want to watch?

Lori: [To Linka] You mean it? Okay! Do you wanna watch another episode of "Dream Boat?"

'Linka: Dream Boat? Sure! I thought you never ask!

[Lori changes the channel to their show]

Luna: [to Linka] Good choice, dude.

Linka: Thanks! After we're done watching, do you want to go the mall?

'[Her sisters chatter excitedly in agreement]

Lola: Sister, you read my mind!

ELEVEN HOURS LATER

[The sisters come back home from the mall with shopping bags in their hands]

Lana: That was amazing!

Lori: [to Linka] Linka, that was literally the best decision you ever did!

Lynn: Yeah! Our middle brother would never spend the mall with us!

Linka: [confused] Brother?

Lori: Uh, you know, those two plumbers from that video game.

Linka: Anyway, I'm glad you all had fun. [Yawns] But, now it's time to pack it in. [She goes upstairs, leaving her sisters alone]

Lori: [to her other sisters] That was literally fun! Our middle sister is the best thing that ever happened to us!

Lynn: It sure was!

Luan: Easy as fun, two, three! [Laughs] Get it?

Lola: And she didn't complain!

Lisa: Here, here, female sibling.

Lori: Well, guys. Let's go. Tomorrow's another day for bonding.

[The sisters chatter in agreement and goes upstairs to get ready for bed]

[Later, Lynn and Lucy wearing their pajamas, goes inside their room and discovers something]

Lynn and Lucy: Huh?

Linka: [above Lynn's bed] Hey, fellow roommates!

Lynn: Linka? You're sleeping in here with us?

Linka: Of course I am! This is where I sleep! Where else do you think I was sleeping? The linen closet? [Laughing]

[Lynn and Lucy playing along with half effort]

Lynn: [Whispers to Lucy] Check this out. [to Linka] Hey, Linka! [She goes on her sister's bed] What's more fun than a hot tub?

Linka: What?

Lynn: A Dutch Oven! [Lifts up Linka's covers and lets out a fart, then covers her sister in it and laughs]

Linka: [Uncovers for air] That was...

Lynn: Funny? Hysterical?

Linka: Disgusting! [Pushes Lynn off her bed] Show some class next time! [Goes to bed]

Lucy: [Picks up her roommate] You okay?

Lynn: Yeah. [Notices something and gasps] My hockey stick! [She holds it broken] That was my lucky stick! [Growls at Linka] Oh, it is on! [Lynn marches up to Linka's bed to give her beating]

Lynn Sr.: [off-screen] What's going on here?!

Lynn and Lucy: Uh-oh!

[Lynn Sr. opens the door and sees his three daughters fast asleep]

Lynn Sr.: Huh. I must be hearing things. [He leaves and closes the door]

[Lynn opens her eyes and glares at Linka]

Lynn: [whispers at Linka] This isn't over. [Goes to sleep for real]

''[The next day, Luna was playing her guitar in her's and Luan's bedroom, but one of her guitar strings snapped. Then Luna went to Lynn, Linka, and Lucy's bedroom, where she saw Linka reading a fashion magazine.]''

Luna: [To Linka] Yo, Linka?

Linka: What is it?

Luna: Could you help me replace my guitar strings?

Linka: [Scoffs] They're just dumb strings. Go and buy a new pair.

[Luna gasps loudly at that statement]

''[Later, Linka was in the living room, watching T.V. all by herself. Her sisters Lori, Leni and Lola came by.]''

Lori, Leni and Lola: [To Linka] Hey, Linka?

Linka: What is it?

Lori: [To Linka] Me, Leni and Lola were upstairs in Lola and Lana's room, talking and chatting...

Leni: [To Linka] Yeah! And like, we were totally wondering if...

Lola: [To Linka] If you want to join and have some girl bonding time with us!

Linka: Hard pass. I have better things to do that to chat boring things with 3 boring sisters.

[Lori and Lola growls in that statement while Leni frowns in sadness]

Lola': Boring?! I'll show you boring! [Goes to attack Linka, but Lori stops her]

Lori: Forget it, Lola. It's not worth it.

[The three sisters walk away annoyed]

''[The next scene all the sisters (minus Linka) are outside, doing their usual hobbies and activities. Then Linka comes by to ask all of her sisters something.]''

Linka: [To all her sisters] Hey, girls? I need you to make a huge early birthday present for me to give to our Dad.

Lynn: [sternly] Oh, really? Why would we do that?

Lori: [To Linka] Yeah! After you called us boring sisters!

Luna: [To Linka] And refused to help one of us out when we really need it!

[Linka begins to smile devilishly, and puts her left hand behind her back.]

Linka: [faking] Oh, dear. You're right. But I didn't mean it. I was supposed to look out for my siblings, but instead I treat you guys like garbage. So, I decided to make it up to you about the present.

Sisters: [Smiling to Linka] Really?

Linka: Yup.

Sisters: [Excited] WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT! WHAT IS IT!"

Linka: It's a special thing no dad has ever had before.

Lori: [Hopeful] Is it a new van?

Linka: [To Lori] Nope.

Luna: A new instrument?

Linka: Nope.

Lana: A toolbox?

Linka: Try again.

Luan: [Hopeful] A clown nose!

Lynn: [Hopeful] A baseball bat!

Lola: [Hopeful] A fancy suit!

Lisa: [Hopeful] An encyclopedia set!

Lucy: [Quiet, but still hopeful] An artificial corpse? [Her sisters shudders at her guess]

Linka: [To Luan] "Nope." [To Lynn] "Nope." [To Lola] "Nope." [To Lisa] "Nope." [To Lucy, shuddering] "And most definitely not it, either."

Leni: [Trying to think] "I give up, what is it!"

Linka:' [To all her siblings] It's... [Takes out something] ...a videotape.

[Her sisters groan in anger]

Lola: That's it?!

Linka: I'll show it to you. [She goes inside the house while her sisters follow] This isn't for a gift, by the way. [She puts the videotape in the DVD and plays the video]

Linka: [From the video] Hello, Dad. If you're watching this, I want to show you something after you were visiting Pop-Pop that my sisters did something they weren't supposed to during the night when you and Mom wasn't here.

''[The video shows Lori, Leni, and Lola at the mall, shopping for dresses, shoes, and accessories. The next clip shows Luna and Lily going to a concert of her favorite rock idol, Mick Swagger. The next clip shows Luan pulling alot of pranks on the streets, without getting caught by anyone. The next clip shows Lynn and Lana playing a basketball game against two rivalry teammates. The next clip shows Lucy is at the graveyard peforming seances on different tombstones. The next clip finally shows Lisa collecting gallons of toxic nuclear wastes for her experiments. And then the next clip shows Linka in hers, Lynn and Lucy's bedroom.]''

Linka: [From the video] See, Dad. I was the only one obeying your rules, while my other sisters were disobeying you and Mom! [After the video ends, Linka's starts to smile]

[Linka's sisters gasps after what they saw]

Luna: Way harsh, dude!

Lori: You wouldn't dare!

Lola: Why, you rotten, blackmailing, white-haired rat!

Lucy: Grr!

Lynn: You can't do that!

Lana: Yeah!

Linka: [Threatening] I would, and I can! Now start working on my present for Dad, or else you'll be having an angry talk with Dad!" [She starts holding up her videotape] Your choice!"

''[The sisters all looked at each other very nervously, and then they changed it into some annoyed expressions. Next scene shows the sisters working on Linka's present, while Linka is relaxing on a hammock, giving her sisters orders.]

Linka: [To all her sisters] And be sure to tie it up nicely, with a big red bow!

'[Her sisters start to grumble, and continues to get back to work. The next day, the sisters [sans Linka] are in Lori and Leni's room.]''

Lori: "Guys, I think we made a big mistake."

Lynn: Linka is the worse middle sister ever!"

Luna: "Being blackmailed is way, way harsh."

Lola: The nerve of her! She can't treat us like that!

Lana: "Yeah! And Lincoln never treat us like that!"

Luan: "And he always help us!"

Lucy: "Nobody ruins my favorite dark place."

Lori:' [Putting her hands on her head]'' Refusing to help, taunting and calling us rude names, blackmail, and threatening us. What kind of mean people would do such a thing to a sibling?!

Leni: [Very guilty] I think I know who, Lori. I don't know if I'll be right this time, but... I think we did. We've been doing all those kinds of cruel, mean, harsh things to own brother, and he'd never does any of those things to us.

Luna: "You got a point, dude."

Lana: "We have been treating him like that all the time."

Lynn: "I know I always play rough with him, but then I soon regret it".

Lori: "I never should've threatened him like that all the time."

Lola:: "Same here."

Luan: "I feel terrible."

Lucy "Sigh."

Lisa: "Normally, I don't care about inane human emotions, but..." [Cries]

Lily: [Sadly] Poo-Poo."

Lisa: [To Leni] For once, you're right, Leni. We should've been trying to start being better siblings, instead of complaining about what our brother's like." [Lisa faces towards her other sisters] "Are we all prepared to return to our former dimension?" [Lisa's sisters got confused, then she sighed]'' Are we ready to go back home?"

Sisters: Yeah!

Lisa: [Walking out the door] Perfect! Now all I need is to get the Dimension-Switcher and... [Lisa gasps, and her sisters went to hers and Lily's room to see what happened.]

Lori: [To Lisa] Lisa! What's wrong?"

Lisa: My room is a mess and the Dimension Switcher isn't present!

Sisters: [Gasps]

Luan: [Worried] But who could've taken it?

''Voice: [To the sisters] "Oh, I'm sorry! Are you looking for this?"

[The sisters turned around to see who it was, and to their shock...]

[Linka holds the Dimension Switcher while laughing]

Lynn: Hey! Give that back! That's ours!"

Linka: Not anymore, dumbells!

[Linka then runs off with the Dimension Switcher, while the others looked determined]

Lisa: ''[Pointing towards the doorway] "She has my invention!"

Luna: Yeah! And more importantly, she has our one way ticket home!"

Lynn: "Don't worry! I'll get her! I still got a score to settle with that hockey stick destroyer! [Puts on her blades and helmet and goes after Linka]

Lisa: [Runs towards the doorway] We must stop her!" [Lisa follows Lynn, and the other sisters then followed suit. Linka is seen on the front of the bedroom door, where Lynn charges at her, but then...]

Linka: Ha! [She gets out of harm's way and Lynn crashes off-screen]

''[It shows the bathroom door has a hole crashed into it, inside was Lynn, who is a little dizzy after that impact. Linka, then heads towards the staircase, and slides down the staircase handles, and when Lori, Leni, Luna, and Luan slides down to catch Linka...]''

[She opens the front door and the four sisters, who were unable to stop, went outside and landed on the grass]

Linka: Too slow!

''[Linka closes the door, and proceeds to the dining room. Then six hands appear out of nowhere, and takes the Dimension-Switcher away from Linka. She looks to see who it is, it reveals that the six hands belonged to Lola, Lana, and Lisa, who are running away and are blowing raspberries at Linka, until...]''

Linka: "Hey!"

[Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan come back inside the house and follows their three sisters upstairs]

''[A leg pops out of Lisa and Lily's room, and it causes Lola, Lana, and Lisa to trip. The trip causes them to throw the Dimension-Switcher in the air, where Linka successfully grabs it. Then she went into hers, Lynn, and Lucy's bedroom, the other sisters opened the bedroom to look for Linka inside. However, Lucy appears beside them]''

Lucy: [To her sisters] She's not in here."

Sisters: [Got startled by her appearance] "AAAHH!!! [Organ pipe plays]''

Lola: [Looking around the bedroom] She's gotta be in here, somewhere."

''[Leni walks over to Linka's drawer, and opens it. There she saw something that surprises her.]''

Leni: [Surprised] OMG!

Lori: Leni, what is it?

Lisa: [Hopeful]' Did you found the Dimension-Switcher?

Leni: No! Even better!

''[The sisters then looked at each other very confused, and walked over to Linka's drawer, where Leni's at. There they see something that surprises them also, inside Linka's drawer was a lot of photos of a boy, with a name written on it that says "Robbie D. Santiago." He resembles Bobby's little sister, Ronnie Anne.]''

Lori: Robbie D?

Lynn: He's the opposite version of Ronnie Anne!"

Lana: So, in Linka's dimension, she has a boyfriend.

Lisa: [Gets an idea] That's it!" [Lisa urges the sisters to huddle up, then she whispers her plan in one of the sisters' ears]

''[Meanwhile, Linka was at the grown-up table eating a sandwich, where the Dimension-Switcher is set down. Just then Lori's voice calls from off-screen.]''

Lori: Linka! Look who's here!

[Linka got up from the table]

Linka: [Frustrated] What is it?! I'm in the middle of eating!

Lori: Robbie D is here!

Linka:: [Squeals excitedly] Robbie D?!

[Lori opens the front door, to reveal Robbie D. Santiago, standing in front of the porch]

Robbie D: [To Linka] Hey, Linka. What's up?

Linka: [sighs lovely] I was going to ask you the same thing!

Robbie D: [Pointing his thumb outside] Wanna hang out and grab a pizza?

Linka: I'd be delighted!

''[Linka and Robbie D. walk out, Lori closes the front door, and sighed in relief. The whole sisters begin to cheer, then Lisa grabs the Dimension-Switcher off the grown-up table]

Lisa: [To her sisters] Come on, girls! Let's go home!

''[Lisa presses the button, and it zaps all of them to another dimension. The girls all stumbled upon what looks like their living room, and only their black silhouettes are shown.]''

[The Sisters cheer]

Lynn: "We made it home!"

Lola: "Thank goodness!"

Lana: "Home, sweet, home!"

Leni: [In the dark] Guys? I can't see anything.

Lori: [In the dark] Don't worry, Leni. I'll turn on the lights.

''[Lori flicks on the light switch, and then we see Linka again. But this time she looks different, she's smiling and looks very happy]''

Linka: Everything okay?

Lynn: [surprised] Linka?!

Linka: [Holding up a bowl a popcorn] I just finished making popcorn for all of us.

Lori: "Huh?"

Luan: "What?"

Lana: "Popcorn? Yes!"

Lola:: [While stopping her twin; suspicious] "What are you up to?"

Linka: [Innocent] "Nothing, I just wanted to watch a movie, with my bros."

Sisters: [Confused] "Bros?!"

[The camera zooms out, to reveal all the sisters have been turned into boys and are no longer the Loud Sisters, instead they're the Loud Brothers]

Lynn: That means only one thing..."

Sisters: "We're in the wrong dimension!

''[They all screamed in horror and then it immediately changes them back into girls. It turns out the sisters were having a nightmare. They were in the living room and they're still themselves.]''

[They sigh in relief]

Lori: "It was literally just a nightmare!"

Lynn: That was horrible!

Luna:: It sure was, dude!"

Lana: "I'm with you!"

Lola: [Checks her reflection with her pocket mirror] What a relief!

[Then a voice calls out to them]

Voice: [Off-screen] Guys!"

[The sound of that voice sounds very familiar to the sisters, then their eyes widen and turned around to see who's voice it is, and to their joy...]

Lincoln: "I heard all of you scream! Are you okay?"

Sisters: [Overjoyed] LINCOLN, IT'S YOU!" [The sisters then stopped for a second, and started looking around the living room, very confused]

Luna: ''[Confused] "Wait? What are we doing here in the living room, bro?"

Sisters: [Very Confused] Yeah?"

Lincoln: I brought you all here because you were shuddering in your sleep.

Sisters: [Looks at each other] "Oh."

Lincoln: [Pointing at something] I'd also brought you some pillows and blankets."

[The sisters looked up and down, and saw pillows on their headrests, and blankets on their laps]

Lincoln: "Here you go! Cereal for you! And all of your stuff."

''[Lincoln gives each of his sisters a bowl of cereal, and their respective possessions. Then the sisters looked at their brother very happy, and they all gave him a big group hug]''

Lori: "Thanks, Lincoln."

Lana: You're the best!"

Lynn: We really appreciate what you did.

Leni: [To Lincoln] I love you, Linky!

Lola: [To Lincoln] I'm so happy to see you again!

Lisa: [Adjusting her glasses] Again. [Cries]

Luna: [To Lincoln] You rock, bro!

Luan You're the greatest!

Lucy: Good to have on our side, Brother.

Lily: [Giggles]

Sisters: [Together at once] We promise, we'll never complain about having a brother again!

Lincoln: Wait, what?

[Lincoln breaks up the hug, and stared at his nervous sisters, very confused.]

Sisters: [Trying to come up with an excuse] Uhhh..."

Lynn:' [Smiling nervously]'' You know, those two plumbers from that video game."

Sisters: [Agreeing with Lynn] Uh, yeah!" [They all start to laugh nervously, while Lincoln begin to look very suspicious at them]

Lincoln: [Satisfied with their answer] "Okay, works for me." [Then Lincoln notices something on the floor, and picks it up.] Ah, here it is!

''[The sisters then take a good look at what Lincoln has in his hand, and then their eyes widen with fear. They assume what Lincoln has was the Dimension-Switcher 1000, and out of fear...]''

Sisters: [Screams]

''[Lori grabs the object and Lynn destroys it with her hockey stick. After they were done, Lisa takes another closer look at the smashed object]''

Lisa:' [Realizing something]'' Wait a second. This isn't my invention."

Lincoln: [Angry] No! That was my video game console! You all are going to pay for this!"

Sisters: [Began shaking nervously]

Lana: [To Lincoln] "Please don't do anything to blackmail us!"

Sisters: [To Lincoln, pleading nervously] "We beg of you!"

Lincoln: [Confused] "What? I was talking about paying me back with money."

Sisters: [Stopped shaking nervously] "Oh." [Lincoln then walks upstairs very exasperated, but not before saying something to his sisters]

Lincoln: [To his sisters, very exasperated] "Man, next time you girls should think before you act!" ''[Then Lincoln continues to walk upstairs. The sisters decide to take Lincoln's comment on them]''

Lori: [to the viewers] We're so glad our brother is literally nothing like our middle sister.

[The sisters then continue to eat their cereal, when suddenly Lincoln sees something that surprises him, and calls from upstairs]

Lincoln: "Hey, guys!"

[The sisters looked up upstairs, as Lincoln continues to speak]

Lincoln: [From upstairs] I didn't know you already bought me another video game console!

[The sisters then looked at each other, with nervous looks on their face]'

Sisters: [Nervous] Uh-oh.

Lisa: Look like we made another error.

END