User blog:EpsilonMk46/Job Insecurity in a nutshell

Lincoln: (impersonating Lynn Sr.) You should hire me because I'm responsible and mature.

[Lincoln begins to look squeemish]

Lincoln: (annoyed) This tie is strangling me! Ugh, I'm sweating in this suit! These pants are giving me a rash!

[Lincoln starts throwing away all of his clothes until he is down to his underwear]

Lincoln: (relieved) Aahh... now where were we?

[The sisters cringe at the sight]

PAUSE

[I snicker at this scene, shrink it down to fit in my hand and hand it over to the audience]

Me: Do with this what you will, internet. Today is your field day.