User blog:761954/Fanfiction - Rowboat Reminiscence

My first fanfiction on this wiki. Comments are acceptable. Feel free to do so if you like.

Plot
''It starts on one afternoon with Lincoln watching TV with himself. Suddenly, Lori hops up from the side and lands next to Lincoln.''

LINCOLN: What's up, Lori?

LORI Nothing much, bro. I heard ARGGH's coming up, so I thought I'd join you.

LINCOLN: Sounds cool.

''Lincoln and Lori watch the episode and near the end, two pies are thrown right at Lincoln and Lori's faces, much to their anger and annoyance. They both glare at Luan, who popped up behind the TV with a camera in her other hand.''

LINCOLN: Again with the pies, Luan?!

LORI: What is wrong with you?!

LUAN: What's your favorite day, pi day? 'Cause I though you were hungry for something filling!

''She giggles as Lincoln and Lori groan in frustration and run upstairs to the bathroom to get cleaned up. In there, Lincoln is at the sink using the water to wash his hair while Lori cleans her hair using the shower. She wraps a towel around herself behind the curtain and gets out to check on him.''

LORI: Did you wash all the cream out of your ears okay?

LINCOLN: Yeah. Did you out of your hair?

LORI: I did.

''Lori quickly runs out of the bathroom and to her room to get changed. Lincoln now wears his clothes again as he exits the bathroom, relieved that the pie incident has passed.''

LINCOLN: Ahh, now that's better.

LYNN: Heads up!

''Lynn races past Lincoln quickly on a bicycle while wearing football gear and holding a hockey stick, causing him to jump aside in surprise. Lynn stops her bike right in front of Lincoln's doorway. Luna just opened the door, seeing that, and is not impressed.''

LUNA: Are you crazy?! You're gonna kill somebody doing that!

LYNN: Come on! I was just having fun!

LUNA: Fun? You know there's a difference between "fun and games" and "dangerous ideas", right?

LUCY: She's right, you know. Not cool, okay? Not cool.

Luna, Lynn, and Lincoln scream at Lucy's sudden appearance and Lynn makes a run for her room as Luna backs away into hers and Luan's while Lincoln zooms downstairs.

LUCY: Sigh.

As Lincoln keeps going downstairs, he suddenly stops in front of his parents, who look surprised to see him standing there.

LYNN SR.: Oh, hey, Lincoln. What's the rush?

RITA: No offense, honey, but you'd better watch where you're getting around.

LINCOLN: Sorry.

''He makes way back upstairs, where in the hall, another of Lisa's experiments is heard booming, and a cloud of green steam nearly floods the place. Lincoln ducks to hide, just as he sees Lily crawl up to him.''

LINCOLN: Hey there, Lily. You okay?

LILY: Poo poo.

LINCOLN: Ah, I see. Here, have a cookie.

He gives Lily a cookie as she smiles takes it.

LILY: Cookie!

''He kisses Lily on the forehead and moves on as she tries to eat the cookie. He quickly enters his room and shuts the door, hoping to catch his breath and sits on his bed as he hears Lana and Lola's voices from their room.''

LANA: Have you gone nuts?! You're not seriously going after another pageant again, are you?

LOLA: It's a matter of principle! I'm not gonna let my reputation get ruined!

He shrugs it off and turns to speak to the viewers.

LINCOLN: Can it get much worse from here? Whether it will or not, I'm just gonna let the chaos of it all speak for itself. I mean, I've seen my sisters go crazy like that before, but man, for a family as big as my own, you have no idea how frustrating it gets! I wonder what might happen next.

He picks up Bun-Bun and gives him a hug.

LATER THAT EVENING...

Lincoln is busying himself by reading a knock on his door is heard.

LINCOLN: Who is it?

LENI: (from outside) It's me.

LINCOLN: Come on in.

She opens the door, enters the room and closes the door, walks up to Lincoln and sits on his bed next to him.

LENI: You okay, Linky?

LINCOLN: I'm not sure, Leni. I can understand why everything in the house has to go so crazy all the time, but it gets really annoying time after time.

LENI: Oh, Linky, I know. It's okay, don't make a fuss about them. You want to get out of the house with me, Lori and Luna tomorrow?

LINCOLN: Yeah, that sounds nice. Where would we go tomorrow.

LENI: I'd want to tell you now, but I can't. I'm keeping it a surprise!