User blog:Chanyhuman/Wild Deuces (Genderbent Deuces Wild)

The fallowing is a Genderbent version of Deuces Wild.

[Linka and Clare are running into Linka’s room holding comic books in their hands.]

Linka: *sniffs her comic* "Ah. There's nothing like the smell of a new Ace Savvy comic."

Clare: *sniffs her comic* "Mmm. It's like recycled paper and justice."

[In the hallway, a mysterious scent comes in and passes by Clare’s nose.]

Clare: *smells the stench* "Ugh! What is that smell? It's like sauerkraut and hot garbage!"

Linka: *fanning the stench away* "There's only one way to find out: we'll have to investigate..." *holds up an Ace of Spades and poses heroically.* "...Ace Savvy style!"

[The Ace of Spades wipes to the city at night as Linka, as Ace Savvy, and Clare, as One-Eyed Jade enter the crime scene.]

Clare: "The gas is everywhere! There's no way to tell which direction it's-" *steps in something; and disgusted by it* "Ugh." *picks up what she stepped in* "I seem to have stepped in some sort of lumpy, viscous ooze!" *points to a trail of the stuff.* "Look!"

Linka: "Follow that ooze!"

[They follow it.] Clare: *holding her nose* "The gas is thicker here."

Linka: "Then we must be getting close. Keep a sharp eye out, Jade!"

Clare: *points to her eyepatch* "I'm way ahead of you."

[They continue to follow the trail to an alley to reveal the culprit, a giant sentient gas cloud.]

Clare: "A giant gas monster! I should have recognized its foul stench!"

Linka: *holds out some cards* "It's time to deal out some justice!"

Linka and Clare: *leaping into action* "YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" *passes right through the gas and hit the wall.* "Oof!"

[They fall off the wall and back into the stench.]

Clare: *gasps* "We pierced right through her!"

[The monster grabs them]

Linka: "Yet she's somehow able to grab us!"

[The monster chuckles]

Clare: "Looks like we have to fold!"

Linka: "The game's not over yet, Jade! It's time to call in..." *holds up more cards* "...the whole deck!"

[The cards reveal the High Card, the Eleven of Hearts, the Night Club, the Joker, the Strong Suit, the Eight of Spades, The Royal Flush, The King of Diamonds, and the Card Counter face-up. The boys arrive in the van to help.]

Loki: "All right, boys, let's shuffle up and deal with this gas bag!"

[The rest of the team leap into action.]

Lane: "Obviously, you're not playing with a full deck!"

[The monster notices the Joker, drops Ace and Jade, and tries to grab him, but he dodges just in time.]

Luke: "Time to jam!" *unleashes a loud note on the monster, hurting its ears as it roars in agony.*

Lexx: "Time to gem!" *releases his diamonds' radiance on the monster's eyes, blinding it.]

Leif: "Nothing beats a royal flush!" *opens up a hydrant and sprays water out.*

Lynn: *holding up a manhole cover and reflect the water.* "This water will suit you just fine!"

[The monster gets hit with the water and its face is all messed up.Then the Eleven of Hearts uses his sash to trap the gaseous gossamer ghoul.]

Lars: "I really dig what you're wearing."

Loni: "It really makes your eyes pop!"

[The two of them tug on the sash extra tightly and squeeze the monster as a container comes underneath the monster's position.]

Levi: "It's time to contain this gastroenterological beast!" *presses the button that activates the container and seals the monster away as it farts one last time.* Leon: *giggles*

[The scene turns into Levi and Leon’s room. It's revealed that Leon was the cause of the so-called monster. Does it have to be explained how?]

Linka: "Thanks to all of you, the world can breath easy once more. The gas monster is contained, and Leon now has a fresh diaper!" *to the audience* "When the chips are down, I can always count on my brothers to help save the day."

Randy: *from downstairs* "Kids! Time to take out the trash! It's really piling up down here!"

[At that moment, Linka holds up even more cards and turns to a new threat: a garbage monster, roaring as the gang gets ready to take on the trashy threat.]

Full House Gang: "YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"


 * Tip; Chores can be fun, if you have the right imagination.
 * The original was written by Chris Savino.
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