Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180719180808/@comment-32807753-20180720183621

Lincoln: (Gets scared off of his bed) Oh, hey, Lola. Is something wrong?

Lola: (Angry) You better believe something's wrong! My favorite pink dress is ruined because you added bleach in the wash!

Lincoln: (Now getting very exasperated) Lola, I've been here in my bedroom this whole time, maybe one of our sisters added bleach in the wash.

Lola: (Frowning) If I remembered correctly, it was your turn to do the laundry today. (Gets angrier.) So, how could it have been one of them?!

Lincoln: (Sighs in exasperation) Look, Lola, I don't have time to deal with your tantrums right now, just ask Mom or Dad to buy you another pink dress, okay? ———————— [Everyone besides the family stares at Lola]

Lola: What?! This isn’t how I act! Honest!

[Everyone raises an eyebrow]

Lola: [rolls eyes] Okay. Maybe sometimes. But hey, if my dress were really bleached, I’d probably be mad actually. ——————- (Suddenly, Lori comes into his bedroom, looking quite miffed as well.)

Lori: (Miffed) Lincoln!

Lincoln: (Gets scared off his bed again) Hey, Lori. Is there something wrong with you?

Lori: (Angry) Uh, yeah, there's something wrong! You left my phone recharging on the edge of the table, and it fell off and it broke on the floor! How am I supposed to text my friends now?!

Lincoln: (Getting very exasperated again) Look, Lori, it wasn't my fault, okay? Maybe some of our sisters must've pushed it by accident or something.

Lori: (Angrier) Even if they did, it wouldn't have happened if you would've just put my phone at a safe distance from the edge! ——————— Carol: Wow. You’re kind of mean Lori...

Lori: Uh, that’s not me! I don’t even let Lincoln touch. My phone! —————- Lincoln: (Facepalms in exasperation) Look, Lori, I didn't know, okay? Just buy a new phone, or ask one of your friends to come over and chat, like you did before.

(Suddenly, Lynn comes into his bedroom, all miffed as well too.) ——————- Lincoln: Don’t tell me... are we going to single out Lola, Lori, and Lynn as the three “mean sisters”?