User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 19 (Preview)

LUAN: Hello, my dear brother.

''LINCOLN: Hello? Hello to yourself! Why are you always doing these snow-related pranks?''

Luan: Why does a bird fly? Why does a bee sting? Why does a Tumblr blogger spread misinformation?

Pranking is what I do, Linc. It's just my nature.

''LUAN: It's all prank and war, brother! You better hide because there's "snow" way out! (laughs) Later!''

(Luan signs off. Lincoln is left there, scared)

''LINCOLN: Oh, man. I wonder how the others are doing.''

(It shows Sunset Canyon Retirement Home where the other sisters are drinking hot chocolate in Pop Pop'a living room)

ALBERT: How's the hot cocoa, girls?

LORI: It's literally the best cocoa I've ever tasted!

LUNA: Dude, this was a rocking idea to come to Pop Pop's place!

Lincoln: Yeah, so good that you decided to just leave me out of it.

LYNN: Yeah, I am not getting trapped in another one of Luan's pranks!

''LANA: Wait a second... if we're here, then who's left at the house?''

Lincoln: Wha... so you just forgot about me entirely?!

Luan: And I thought they were just giving you the cold shoulder! [Laughs] Get it? But seriously, that's pretty heinous.

LUCY: Obviously, Luan is still there.

(The sisters talk among themselves, then they all gasp)

SISTERS: SHE'S GONNA PRANK LINCOLN!

''ALBERT: Girls! Girls! What's the matter?''

LENI: This is very bad!

LOLA: This is totes bad!

Lana: Eh? I thought saying "totes" was Leni's thing.

LOLA AND LENI: Linky's alone at Snowmageddon!

ALBERT: What's Snowmageddon?

LORI: Snowmageddon is when that pontytail pranking psycho unleashes a whirlwind of snow fury!

''LISA: As in other words, Luan does snow related pranks to us. Hence the reason why we snuck out of the house and went to here.''

(Luna dials Lincoln's phone number on her phone and tosses it to Leni)

LUNA: Call Lincoln and make he's okay, dude.

Lincoln: Why couldn't she just do that herself?

LENI: I'm on it.

(Back at home, Lincoln, now wearing his winter clothes, is in his room with tons of snacks, drinks, a heater, and many other things)

LINCOLN: Okay, I got lots of food, I got my winter clothes on, and no Luan in sight.

(Lincoln then gets a ring from his cell phone, he answers it and puts it on speaker phone)

LINCOLN: Hello?

(The other sisters quickly gathers around Leni)

LENI: Linky, are you okay?!

''LINCOLN: Girls? Is that you?''

''LENI: Are you hurt?! Are you sick?!''

''LINCOLN: No, no! I'm okay. I figure that Luan didn't start her pranking spree, so I bundle up in my winter clothes and has supplies in my room.''

Lincoln: Is bundling up really necessary if I'm not going outside?

Lynn: And if you're gonna do that, why do you even need the heater? You'd just get really sweaty.

LYNN: Smart move, dude.

LINCOLN: Man, I hope Luan doesn't go insane psycho with her pranking.

Lynn: I mean, there's really not much she can do if you just stay holed up in your room.

Lincoln: But for how long? I'd have to come out of it eventually when I run out of supplies.

Lynn: Sure, but she'd probably get bored waiting for you.

Luan: Ah, you underestimate me, Lynn. A true prankster will wait as long as she needs to for the right moment. I've gone on stakeouts as long as thirty-six hours before.

Lynn: Geez. But how do you even-

Luan: Snacks. Lots and lots of snacks. Usually dried fruits and cold cuts. You know, things that don't crunch.

[Beat]

Luan: Also, diapers.

Coming this Weekend: "Snowmageddon" by Harburton81!

Don't miss it!