Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20181022222005/@comment-32807753-20181025051523

Lori: Yeah guys... except for when it's Lincoln we're talking about here.

[The sisters nod as Lincoln simply facepalms]

Lana: We won't tell anyone else. Just... what is it?

Lisa: Get out! I do not want you to know!

Lana: [whispers] Come on! We gotta get Lisa out of this room. Maybe we can get her to do a test run with this invention. Lisa will be outside of her room, and we can spend some time with her for once.

Lana: Yeah, I wouldn't be so desperate to the point where I'd rather pefer being a test subject for Lisa just to spend time with her.

Lola: I don't want to lose my precious hair again!

Lisa: Good things came out of that incident...

Lola: ONLY FOR YOU!

Lisa: Precisely. [chortles] And you guys say I'm not funny.

Lola: [whispers] Alright. I got an idea!

Lisa: You two! Must get out of here right now!

Lola: Alright then... Mom! Dad!

Lisa: [covers Lola and Lana's mouths] Okay! I will tell you! Do you swear to keep it a secret from any form of life? Cross your heart and hope to die?!

Lana: Yeah.

Lola: Yeah. What's the big deal?

Lisa: This... is an invention of mine. I named him, Pal-0.

Lola: That's a cute name.

Lana: So what does it do?

Lisa: I will show you. We just gotta find a place where we can do so. [to herself] Perhaps I can erase your memory afterwards.

Lola: Maybe the backyard?

Lisa: The only problem is getting it out there.

[The three push the invention, which is under the curtain, down the stairs. Lily catches them.]

Lily: Ah...

Lana: Shh!

Lola: Lily. Keep quiet!

Lily: [reaches towards the invention under the curtains]

Lisa: No! Hey, Lily! Look! [gives her rattle and blanket]

Lily: [laughs becoming distracted]

Lisa: Let's go.

Lana: Okay. The parents are distracted. Let’s go! Now!

[Lola, Lana, and Lisa push the robot to the backyard, but not before hearing a large screams form the attic.]

Lana: What's going on up there?

Lola: I don't even want to know.

Lori: Who's even up there?

[The kids shrug]

[Eventually, they make it out to the backyard]

Lana: So… what is the big deal with this robot?

Lisa: Turning him on… and… [turns on robot]

Pal-0: Hello! I am Pal-0. How may I be of service?

Lisa: And no one inside or anywhere else can hear this because-?

Lola: Ooh. Can we play with it?!

Lisa: No! I just got through with telling you that this is an important invention for me!

Lana: Oh come on, Lisa! Have some fun in life. You can’t just be staying up in your room all day.

Lola: Yeah. Give your robot a try outside. It’ll be… fun. [winks at Lana]

Lisa: No thank you. I will show you a small demonstration and no more! Pal-0, I command you to grab the flower from over there!

[Pal-0 rolls over to a flower, picks it up, and drops it in front of Lisa]

Lana: Ooh.

Lola: Let’s see what else it can do. Pal-0! Do me a favor and tell me, who’s the prettiest girl in all of the world!

[Pal-0 points it’s hand towards Lisa]

Lola: Hey! [pushes Lisa to the side in front of Pal-0’s arm]

[Pal-0’s hand moves towards Lisa. As Lola keeps pushing Lisa around, Pal-0’s arm follow her around.]

Lisa: [blushes] Well, I’ve never been called the prettiest before, but…

Lynn: [chuckles] You got owned, Lola!