User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Along Came a Sister

Linc and his classmates all looked in a tank,

Belonging to a large, hairy spider named Frank.

Mrs. Johnson said, "Who will look after my spider?",

And all hands were raised-- there was not one outsider.

Lincoln was chosen and he said, "Hooray!".

Mrs. Johnson said, "Don't you let Frank out, OK?".

Lincoln was glad to be the class spider-sitter,

But Clyde said, "Remember spiders are Leni's feared critter."

Linc said, "If I worried about my sisters when I did something new,

Then there wouldn't be many new things I could do."

He thought, "I'll just hide Frank from them if I can.",

And successfully hid Frank from Walt and Luan,

But when asking for scissors Lana saw the tank,

And then Lola (wanting the doll back) also noticed Frank.

Lisa came too, and then Lori, Luna, Lynn,

Luan, Lucy, and even young Lily came in.

The sisters thought Frank was as cool a spider as any,

But they annoyed Lincoln by mentioning Leni,

Who entered just then and said, "What are you up to?

Oh, it must be a surprise party- what a nice thing to do."

Lincoln said, "I know I wasn't meant to let Frank out,

But he doesn't seem to be up to running about.

He's all sleepy and listless, I'll give him a snack.",

But then Frank was gone and Linc said, "Frank, come back!".

He complimented the twins and knocked down Lisa's stuff.

He then told Lynn to freeze so she wouldn't make the search tough.

He thought he'd found Frank in Luna and Luan's room,

But it was only a fake one. Had Frank met his doom?

He searched in the bathroom and Lori said, "What?!",

So Lincoln pulled out the best lie that he'd got:

"I'm searching for my contact," he stuck lint in his eye.

Then he ran to his room and he wanted to cry.

Most of his sisters came and said, "What's the story?!".

"You don't wear contacts," said his big sister Lori.

"You don't find Lana cute," said Lola, and Lana picked her nose.

"So please tell us all how your side of things goes."

"I lost Frank," said Lincoln. "That was stupid of you!",

said his sisters, but then someone came-- three guesses who.

It was Leni and Frank was right up on her back.

Things were definitely going right down the wrong track.

She started to make a smoothie and they saw Frank was gone,

But they saw a milk carton which the spider was on.

Lisa said, "You're lactose intolerant!", but Leni,

Didn't know the meaning of that and said, "I'm tolerant of any,

Person even if they don't have any toes,"

But Frank had slipped off under everyone's nose.

Lily saw Frank and Luna was quick.

She trapped Frank with a pot and drummed it as a trick.

Frank crawled up on the ceiling and Leni freaked out.

She started to spray bug spray and shout.

Then all the kids but Leni cried,

For they believed that Frank had died.

They had a funeral in the yard,

And Lincoln said, "Don't be too hard,

On Leni. It was my fault too.

Letting Frank out was a dumb thing to do."

Cliff coughed up a hairball and soon they saw that,

What they thought was Frank was another hairball from the cat.

Lynn Sr. screamed and called the exterminator.

Lincoln said, "You don't need to kill Frank. Come back later,"

But the exterminator still wanted to bump off poor Frank,

So the kids said, "Let's save him and put him back in his tank!"

Luna pretended to be really afraid.

Luan used a fake spider and giggled and played.

In the bathroom, Lori accused the exterminator of peeking,

And Clyde dressed as a spider and then leapt out shrieking.

The twins tied the exerimator up in their rope,

And Lily used her pacifier to make him look like a dope.

Lisa washed his mouth out with pepper-flavoured stuff,

And the siblings and Clyde thought, "There. He's not so tough."

The exterminator broke free and then thundered upstairs.

He thought, "I'll kill it anyway. It's a spider, who cares?".

He sprayed at Frank, who the kids thought was doomed,

But then Leni in a hazmat suit saved Frank and fumed.

"How dare you kill Frank? They'll be mad at this boy,

And think that he killed him. How can that bring you joy?!".

The exterminator wasn't swayed, but he left anyway.

Then Lisa revealed that Frank was a girl,

Which got the other Loud kids in a whirl,

And she'd probably laid eggs because that's when they get sleepy.

Frances laid eggs in the vents, which Leni thought was creepy.