User blog comment:Lucasthewikiguy13/FanFiction - Naked Lincoln/@comment-31563773-20170609171717/@comment-31789809-20170609175346

Neither would a banana peel. I've actually slipped on one and gravity would send you straight into the ground before you could rise even an foot. That's what I meant by "cartoon logic" in terms of something like that essentially catapulting a man that high up.