User blog:MrTyeDye/Season 4 Predictions

I recently saw a blog that had a list of predicted titles and episodes for Season 4, and I was inspired to make my own list.

Season 4 

1. "Sports, Sports, Sports" - Luan makes a bet with Lynn that she can't go a full day without using the word "sports".

2. "Fat Moon" - Luna gets fat from binging on Swiss Cake Rolls. She takes advantage of her new size to shoot a remake of the music video for "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic.

3. "Space Daze" - Lisa goes to space, finds it boring because it's 90% empty, and goes back to earth.

4. "The Silent Sound of Silence" - "Sound of Silence" remade as a silent film.

5. "The Best Dang Brotha Anywhere Around" - Lincoln logs onto ancestry.com and finds out he's .02% African-American.

6. "A Lightmare on Loud Street" - The family gets scared watching A Nightmare on Elm Street, but then they meet Freddy Krueger's actor, Robert Englund, and find out that he's a really nice guy. He takes them to Dairy Land.

7. "MLG's the Way to Be" - Lincoln quits school and decides to play video games on Twitch for a living. Everyone fully supports his decision except Lucy because she heard about Lavender Town Syndrome and now thinks that all video games are evil.

8. "Peanut Butter Linc" - Lincoln gets up in the middle of the night, makes himself a peanut butter sandwich, and then goes back to sleep.

9. "Bunny Hop" - The Louds all learn a new dance called the Bunny Hop, and Lori's the only one who can't do it because she has two left feet. Literally. It was a birth defect she was born with, along with her Zippy-shaped head.

10. "I'm Super Serial" - Lucy looks into the future and finds out that Lily will grow up to be a serial killer. The family applauds her for this because there aren't enough female serial killers and Lily is showing the world that girls can do it too.

11. "Sil-Ask Me Anything" - Silas does an AMA on Reddit.

12. "Lily See, Lily Do" - Lily starts keeping her belongings in her diaper because she saw Tommy do it on Rugrats. The family has to sit her down and explain to her the numerous reasons why this is a bad idea.

13. "HEY STELLA" - Stella auditions for a school production of A Streetcar Named Desire and gets the role because her name is Stella.

14. "Battling on Toad Planet" - Lincoln continually prank calls his sisters to ask if they have Battletoads until they go crazy and try to strangle him.

15. "It's Art" - A shot of an empty room for eleven minutes.

16. "Snack Attack" - Lincoln and his friends start feuding over whether chips or pretzels are the superior snack food. Lincoln, Clyde and Stella are on Team Pretzel, while Rusty, Liam and Zach are on Team Chip.

17. "Children of the Corn" - After learning how harmful high fructose corn syrup is, the Loud siblings go on a crusade to destroy all the corn in the world.

18. "Shimmy, Lynn, Shimmy" - Lynn takes up belly dancing in order to tone her body and attract Francisco, but then everyone on Twitter blasts her for cultural appropriation.

19. "It's Mueller Time" - The family learns that Lisa has been serving as Robert Mueller's top-secret advisor in the Special Counsel investigation on Russian interference in the 2016 election.

20. "Am Yisraeliam Chai" - Lincoln and his friends are shocked to find out that Liam is Jewish. (Reform Jewish, that is - otherwise he wouldn't be allowed to eat bacon.)

21. "Work of Fart" - Lori decides to see a gastroenterologist about her flatulence problem, but Bobby urges her not to because he has a fart fetish.

22. "Big Baby" - An alternate ending to "The Butterfly Effect" in which Lily growing into a giant actually happens. She doesn't eat Lincoln, though, and instead uses her size to protect him from bullies.

23. "My Anaconda Don't" - Lana adopts a pet anaconda, but they run into trouble when it keeps trying to eat Bun-Bun. (Get it?)

24. "And So is Lola" - Lola hears the song "Lola" by the Kinks and starts singing it constantly. Luna has to sit her down and explain to her what it's really about, mortifying her.

25. "Royal Elwoods" - A crossover with Arthur that has the Loud family meet the Read family. The episode ends with all thirteen Louds beating the snot out of D.W. for being an insufferable little hellspawn.

26. "I Don't Give a Dam" - Luan's classmates tease her about her beaver face until she finally cracks and runs away to live among the beavers.

27. "Guns n' Noses" - Lynn Sr. takes up riflery and then becomes addicted to snorting gunpowder. Seriously, that's an actual thing. Look up "brown-brown".

28. "Wood You Gather" - The Louds gather firewood. By the ten-minute mark, they realize that they don't need to start a fire because they live in the suburbs and it's summer, and they were really only doing it for the sake of the episode title pun.

29. "Babe Ruth" - Some home movies of Aunt Ruth as a baby. Boring? Immensely so. But the title pun justifies all.

30. "Mind Your Ps and Qs" - At kindergarten, Lisa is assigned to list ten things she likes to do. She includes rapping, but accidentally misspells it as "raping". She ends up having to take ten minutes explaining herself to Ms. Shrivinas.

31. "Mind Your Ps and Qs II" - Meanwhile, Lana runs into the opposite problem in First Grade when she says she wants to be a stripper. What she meant to say was striper - that is, a candy striper, or volunteer nurse.

32. "The Royal Woods Witch Project" - A shot-for-shot remake of The Blair Witch Project with Loud House characters.

33. "Lincoln and Clyde Go to White Castle" - Lincoln and Clyde go to White Castle.