User blog:JamieODonnell97/Linc-A-Likes

(First scene takes place in Lisa and Lily's bedroom. Lisa wakes up, grabs her glasses from her cabinet, puts them on and hops out of bed. She then walks downstairs into the kitchen, only for her to notice Lincoln drinking something. He then notices her.)

Lincoln: Oh hey Lisa. Lisa: What were you drinking just now? Lincoln: Oh, just some juice. What else?

(Lincoln crushes the carton and throws it in the bin, then walks to the living room, only for Lisa to grab the empty carton from said bin.)

Lisa: Oh no! My Lincolnization juice! If he drank that, then anyone he touches with his hands will become him in both body and mind!

(Next scene cuts to Lincoln in the living room down, grabs the remote and watches TV. Lily walks in.)

Lily: *babbles* Lincoln: Oh hey Lily!

(Lincoln then picks her up and places her on the couch. He then places his hand on her shoulder).

Lincoln: You know Lily, life is fun and all, but I wonder what it would be like... if you and the others... were me?

(Lisa walks into the living room, shocked to hear what Lincoln has said)

Lisa: What is he talking abou- *realizes something* Lily! No!

(Lily's legs and arms then become thinner and longer, her torso grows taller and her head becomes a bit bigger. Next scene cuts to Lisa, shocked and horrified by what's happening to her youngest sister. Next scene then cuts to Lily, fully transformed into a copy of Lincoln, is sitting next to the original.)

Lincoln: Well? What do you think other me? Lily (Lincolnized):*looks down on his body, then looks at the original* I feel much better already! Lisa: *gasps in shock* Lily (Lincolnized): Hey Lisa. Wanna join us? Lisa: Oh, Uhh... I just realized that I left something important upstairs. I'll be right back.

(Lisa dashes upstairs. In her room, she is using a miniature, remote control robot with a piece of paper on the end. Using the remote control, the robot moved. It knocked on each of the sister's doors, causing them to look at the robot and read the paper, telling them to come to Lisa's room. They did so. Next scene cuts to the Loud sisters (sans Lily) in Lisa and Lily's room.)

Lisa: I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you all here today. Lynn Jr: So you can use us for your dangerous experiments? Lisa: No Lynn. Lori: Then what is it? Lisa: Lincoln drank my Lincolnizer juice. So if he touches anyone with his hands, they'll become him in body and mind!

(The other Loud sisters were confused.)

Luan: Calm down Leese. There's no need to "react". *chuckles* Get it? Lisa: Ok. I get the joke because I'm a scientist, but were in the middle of a crisis here! Luan: *opens the door, ready to leave* Relax. What's the worst that could happen? Lisa: *notices Luan about to leave* Luan! Don't! Luan: Do you want me to repeat the same joke?

(Luan felt a sharp sting on her backside. She yelped in shock.)

Luna: You OK, dude? Luan: Yeah. I'm fine. Just a little-

(Before Luan could say anything else, she shrank to Lincoln's height. As her hair is restyling itself, her scrunchie fell. Offscreen, she is groaning, much to the shock of the other sisters. Next scene cuts to Luan, fully transformed into a Lincoln clone.)

Lynn Jr: Luan! You Ok? Luan (Lincolnized): Who's Luan?

(The other Loud Sisters gasped in shock.)

Lisa: Told you all. Lynn Jr: If that's the case...

(Lynn Jr tackles Luan (Lincolnized) and starts attacking her offscreen. Afterwards, the other Loud siblings looked outside the door to see Lynn Jr shaking her fist at the Lincoln clones. Only the back of her is visible.)

Lynn Jr: That right! You better run away! Lori: Lynn! Are you alright? Lynn Jr: Yeah. I'm fine. Lana: You're not gonna look at us? Lynn Jr: Fine. But don't laugh at me.

(Lynn Jr turns around to face her siblings, only to reveal a chipped front tooth (akin to Lincoln's) sticking out of the top of her mouth. The remaining Loud sisters gasp in shock.)

Lisa: They got you! Lynn Jr: Yeah. I know.

(She then transforms offscreen, much to the shock of her remaining sisters. Next scene cuts to Lynn Jr, fully transformed into a Lincoln clone. The remaining sisters gasp in shock.)

Lynn Jr (Lincolnized): What? Luna: Another one bit the dust...

(Lynn Jr (Lincolnized) then walks up to them.)

Lola and Lana: *hugging each other* STAY AWAY FROM US! Lori: Don't worry. I got this. *holds out a comic book* You want the comic book?

(Lynn Jr (Lincolnized) laid eyes on the comic book.)

Lori: *throws the comic down the stairs* Go get it!

(Lynn Jr (Lincolnized) runs downstairs to catch the comic book)

Lana: Thanks Lori! Lori: Trust me, I know what Lincoln likes.

(Flashback.)

(Lincoln is in his room reading a comic book. His bedroom door opens, revealing an arm holding a comic book. Lincoln laid eyes on it, then leapt out of his room, only to be greeted by Lori)

Lori: There you are. Mom said it's your turn to change Lily's diaper. Lincoln: Dang it.

(End flashback)

Lisa: Lori, I'm loving the way you think. Lori: Ok, so as long as you guys follow my lead, we'll be fine.

(The remaining Loud sisters (sans Lori) nod their heads. They peek out their heads.)

Lori: *whispering* Ok, we need to get out of here, so whatever you do, do not get their attention.

(The remaining sisters tiptoe to the front door, only to find out it's locked.)

Lori: *whispering* try the windows!

(They do so, only to find out that the window is locked.)

Lori, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lola, Lana and Lisa: *whispering* Dang it.

(One of the Lincoln clones then taps Lucy's sholder.)

Lincoln Clone: Oh well.

(Lori glares at the Lincoln clone, only for it to back away. She, along with the other remaining Sisters, look at Lucy.)

Lori: You OK Lucy? Lucy: I'm fine. *Lucy then covers her mouth as her voice became similar to Lincoln's* Sigh.

(Lucy is then transforming offscreen.)

Luna: Luce! No!

(Next scene cuts to Lucy, now fully transformed into a Lincoln clone.)

Lucy (Lincolnized): There. No more dark thoughts.

(The remaining Loud sisters gasp in shock, they then dash to the kitchen. They pop their heads out.)

Lisa *whispering* This is getting worse by the second. Lola: *whispering* I don't want to be in a boy's body. So... gross... Luna: *whispering* Any plans, big sis? Lori: *whispering* Live bait. Luna: *whispering* Good idea. *realizes something* Hey! Lori: *whispering* C'mon Luna. You and Leni have to make a diversion. Just for the rest of us to try and get to Mom and Dad's room to tell them what's happening. Luna: Well what do you want me to do? Wear a leaf skirt and do the hula?

(Next scene cuts to the living room with the original Lincoln and his 4 Clones. Strumming of a banjo is heard, causing them to face their attention. To reveal Luna wearing a flower crown and a leaf skirt and Leni with a sign next to her saying "Hug Me.")

Luna: Luau! ''If ya itchin' for someone to give a hug to. Hug my sister Leni cause you know that she'll do! Come on down and hug This lovely lovebug. Just no need to push and tug! Ahh you ready?'' Leni: Yup, yup, yup. Luna: To be like a teddy? Leni: Yup, yup, yup. Luna: She's a sweetheart! Leni: Yup, yup, yup. Luna: ''You can be a sweetheart too! Hoy!'' (The Lincoln clones chase down Leni and Luna as the latter two run away screaming.)

Lori: Perfect. Lisa: That's two sacrifices made, now to tell our parental guardians on the current situation.

(Lori, Lola, Lana and Lisa open the door.)

Lola: Mom! Dad! Something weird is going on in this house!

(They gasp in shock to reveal that Rita and Lynn Sr have become Lincoln clones too.)

Rita (Lincolnized): Mom? Lynn Sr: (Lincolnized): Dad? Rita (Lincolnized) and Lynn Sr (Lincolnized): What are you talking about?

(Lori, Lola, Lana and Lisa close the door in shock.)

Lana: Mom and Dad too? Lola: I thought this only affected our sisters! Lisa: Be thankful it ONLY works on human beings and not other creatures.

(Lori, Lola, Lana and Lisa notice Lincoln and his clones including two more. This proves that Leni and Luna have also become Lincoln clones.)

Lincoln and Lincoln clones: Is everything OK? Lori: Oh no. Lisa: It's spreading!

(Lori, Lola, Lana and Lisa then look up the stairs)

Lori: Bingo.

(Both Lori and Lisa climb on the stairs banister.)

Lori: Lola! Lana! Come on! Quick! Lola: Go on without us! Lisa: We cant! Lana: Don't worry! We'll be fine!

(Lori and Lisa then dash upstairs while the Lincoln clones hone in on Lola and Lana. Next scene cuts to the bathroom. Lori locks the bathroom door.)

Lori: We are literally done for! Lisa: Eldest sibling unit, everything's going to fine. We just need to go back into my room and work on an antidote. It could be a dangerous mission, but it should be done.

(Lori begins to sweat rapidly while biting her lip. Her face becomes redder.)

Lisa: We just need to make sure we don't stick out like sore thumbs. What says you? *notices Lori sweating, biting her lip and her face being a deep red* Lori Lori: *screaming* I DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!

(Lori then runs out of the bathroom, leaving a hole in the shape of her body to be left on the door. Next scene cuts back to the living room with Lincoln and his clones. Lola and Lana have both transformed.)

Lincoln: Well? What do you think?

(Both Lincolnized Lola and Lana look at each other. Both of them smile.)

Lola (Lincolnized): Much better already. Lana (Lincolnized): Never felt this much better. Lincoln: Ok. Who's next?

(Lincoln and his clones then notice Lori running down the stairs.)

Lori: TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME ANYWHERE! Except for the part between my legs because that feels weird.

(The Lincoln clones looked at each other and shrugged. The crowd Lori and start rubbing her on the arms, shoulders and back.)

Lori: Ahh. That's better.

(Lisa then pops out her head from upstairs. She then notices Lori changing.)

Lori (Lincolnized): Ahh. That's more like it. Lincoln Clone: Glad to help.

(Lisa is shocked. She then rushes back to her room, only to find her chemistry table destroyed.)

Lisa: No...

(Lisa falls on her knees and looks down in sadness.)

Lisa: What am I to do now? I failed.

(Then, a hand touches her shoulder. She looks up to notice Lincoln.)

Lincoln: Don't worry Lisa. There's nothing to worry about. *close up of Lincoln's face with shading* If you become one of us.

(Lisa gasped. She then falls back-first on the floor. Her arms and legs grew longer and thinner and her torso becomes a bit taller. Her green jersey becomes an orange polo shirt and her maroon pants become a pair of blue denim jeans. Her brown shoes become white trainers. She closes her eyes.)

Lisa: *with her voice slowly changing into Lincoln's* What's... happening... to... me...?

(Lisa's head becomes a bit bigger. Her mouth grows wider and a chipped bucktooth forms from the front the top set. Her hair restyles itself and turns white to resemble Lincoln's. A Lincoln clone then grabs her glasses.)

Lincoln Clone: Don't need those anymore.

(Lisa, now a Lincoln clone is panting. She opens her eyes and she can see clearly as expected. She stands up and looks down on her new body. Then she looks into a full length mirror. She then screams in horror. Next scene cuts to Lisa and Lily's room. Lisa wakes up with a jolt and a gasp. She looks at her hands. The whole ordeal was just a dream.)

Lisa: Oh. It was all just a nightmare. *sighs*

(Next scene cuts to Lisa, fully dressed, walking down the stairs. She talks to the viewers.)

Lisa: Well that was an oddball dream I just had. Hopefully that there is now way it ever will become a reality.

(Once Lisa is downstairs, she notices a lot of Lincoln clones in the living room. Lisa's colours get drained away, and falls on her back, unable to respond. The Lincoln clones remove their masks to reveal the Loud family. all dressed up as Lincoln.)

Lincoln: *confused* We're setting up a me-themed birthday for Ronnie-Anne and this is the reaction we get? Lynn Sr: Huh. Shocker.

THE END.