User blog:This Spy/The Wacky House - Making the Class

Author's Note: The following story is role reversal of Making the Grade episode. (Before we get into story, we treat ourselves with South Park-style intro.) Mick Swagger: ''Goin' down to Royal Woods, gonna have myself a time.  James and Normand: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. Mick Swagger: Goin' down to Royal Woods, gonna leave my woes behind. Lincoln: Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "HOWDY, NEIGHBOR!" Mick Swagger: I'm headin' on up to Royal Woods, gonna see if I can't unwind. Clyde: I like blonde girls with gorgeous shape, I like blonde girls with beautiful voices. Mick Swagger: So come on down to Royal Woods, and meet some friends of mine. (3 weeks after the events of Making the Grade... The Loud residence, day. Lincoln is sitting in his room, playing some video games on his laptop.) Lincoln: (to readers)'' Ah, Fridays. The best days in the Loud House, because first work - then good ol' 2 days of break. I really admire them, I really do. Clyde: ''(on Lincoln's radio) Hey Lincoln, come in. Come in, Lincoln. Lincoln: (picks up) '''Sup, Clyde. Clyde: So Linc, do you want to hang out for now? Lincoln: I would've like to, Clyde, but I promised Lola I'd stick with her for today. Sorry. Clyde: ''Fine by me, dude. Family before friends, so no worries.'' Lincoln: Alright. I'll see you tomorrow then, Clyde. Clyde: See you. (They end their conversation, Lincoln leaves his room and enters the twins' one.) Lincoln: Hey, Lola. I'm ready to hang with you. Lola: Thanks, Linky, at least I can relax from nuisance that's Lana. Lana: (off-screen) I HEARD THAT! Lola: Whatever. (rolls her eyes) Anyway Lincoln, wanna get out for some fresh air together and some ice cream? Lincoln: Sure, anything for my cute, little sister. (Lola is touched by this, smiles, and hugs her elder brother.) Sometime later... (Lincoln and Lola are outside in the park, sitting on bench, the male Loud is having chocolate ice cream, while his little sister is enjoying strawberry one.) Lola: Ah...nothing better than being outside in nice weather with some good ol' ice cream in your hand. Lincoln: I second that. Lola: Heh heh. (They keep enjoying their day off, ate all of their icy treats, then suddenly, Lola gets splattered by dirt.) Lola: Oh, no! No! No! NO!!! (Camera zooms out to reveal that Lynn, the Louds' jock, is practicing derby.) Lola: Aw, not you too, Lynn! At least have some self-respect! Lynn: Get used to it, sis. Getting dirty is natural in sports, and actions before being clean. Lola: Shyeah, like I really give a flying poop. Lynn: Maybe if you'll follow my footsteps, then we could've do some fun stuff together. Besides, your aggressiveness could be useful in sports, especially football. Lola: Hmm...all right, I'll think about it. (Lincoln heard all that, and doesn't like where is this going...) Lincoln: Oh, boy... Several hours later... (Lincoln is back in his room, reading some comics. Lola comes to his room, now with straight down hair, without tiaras and crown, and wearing casual t-shirt with torn jeans and sports shoes.) Lola: Hey, Linky. Lincoln: Lola? What happened to you? Lynn Sr: (off-screen) Kids, dinner! Lola: I'll tell you at the dinner alright. Lincoln: ...OK, if you say so. A couple of minutes later... (The Loud kids are enjoying their meal. The girls notice Lola and hew "new" design.) Luna: Lola, what's going on? Lola: Eh - decided to live a new lifestyle. Luan: Oh-kay. (laughs) Get it? Lana: I don't know, sis... Lola: No worries, dudettes. (They keep eating their delicious dinner, until suddenly, Lola farts, much to everyone's disgust.) Luna: Lola, the heck did you just do?! Luan: We're eating here, for crying out Loud! (cackles) Get it? But seriously, what gives?! Lola: Well, thanks to Ms. Snorezilla over here...(points at Lynn with thumb)...I'm out of class game, and I've thrown the so-called "manners" out of my life. (And this causes Lincoln and the rest of sisters, expect for Lily, giving Lynn death stare and growl at her, at the same time. She gulps, nervously, and runs off.) Sometime later... (Lincoln comes out of his room with fantasy comic, and approaches Lola with it.) Lincoln: Hey, Lola. Want to read some fantasy comics with me? Lola: No thanks, Lincoln. Thanks to Lynn, I'm now more into masculine stuff, and no longer interested in girly stuff. That includes my former dress. (Lincoln crosses his arms and glares deeply at Lynn.) Lincoln: (through gritted teeth) You, didn't... (Lynn chuckles nervously and runs off again. Later that day, Lola is walking around in the living room, while the rest of sisters with Lincoln are watching Dream Boat.) Lori: Hey Lola, care to join us? Lola: No can do, sis. Thanks to Gloaty-Pants over there, Dream Boat is no longer my thing, and I find it boring. (This causes the rest of sisters, along with Lincoln, dragging Lynn back into her and Lucy's room, out of anger.) Lynn: Dang it. The next day... (Lynn Sr. comes home to inform kids that Lola isn't participating in the pageants anymore.) Lynn Sr: Kids, I've noticed that your sister, Lola, is not taking part in pageants anymore. Can any of you tell me why? Lola: I can, Dad. Lynn told me that I could make my life better by living an average lifestyle, and so I did it. I'm not in pageants anymore, I've thrown them out as well out of my life, I feel better, by the way. Lynn Sr: (glares at his daugther) Is this true, Junior? Lynn: Yes, Dad... Lynn Sr: I'm afraid we'll be in a long talk about this, young lady. Lori: I agree. Still, this is literally irritating, with Lola being like this. Leni: Yeah. Luna: Thirded that. (Lynn reluctantly nods, while she covers her face with baseball glove in guilt and humiliation. Later that evening, Lynn is outside in the park, sad from everything she caused for herself. Her sisters and Lincoln are mad at her for changing Lola for the worse.) Lynn: (sighs, to herself) Seriously, what I have done...? I caused everyone to be mad at me, just because I asked Lola if she could look up to me... (While she's hanging her head in shame, her friend, Polly Pain, comes to her.) Polly: Lynn? Lynn: Hey, Polly... Polly: You look down, what's wrong? Lynn: I caused my sisters to be mad at me just because I asked one of my little sisters, Lola, to look up to me. Polly: I see. What happened during that, though? Lynn: Well, she farted during dinner, refused to take part in pageants and watch Dream Boat with us. Polly: Whoa. Talk about new, but disgusting lifestyle. Lynn: Yeah... Polly: Wanna hang out with me for now? Lynn: I'm sorry, Polly, but I really have to go and make things right with my sisters and Lincoln. Polly: Alright. How is he, by the way? Lynn: All fine. Polly: Alrighty. Tell him I said hi. Lynn: Will do. Well, I gotta go now. Bye, Pol. Polly: Good luck out there, Lynn. Later. (Lynn comes back to her house to finally change Lola back into her old self and apologize to all of her sisters for everything she did. She enters the twins' room.) Lynn: Hey, Lola. Lola: 'Sup, Lynn. Lynn: I'm very sorry to say this, but...can you please go back to your old self? Lola: (confused) What? Why? Lynn: Because I can't be ganged up by the others and Lincoln, because look what happened during that dinner. You farted, and everyone else was giving me the darn death glare. Lola: ...Very well. I will comply. Lynn: Oh...(hugs her)...thank you, sis. (Unknown to them, Lincoln and the rest of sisters are watching them from the hallway.) Several mintues later... (The Loud kids, expect for Lola and Lynn, are in the living room, watching some more TV.) Lori: Do you think that could've worked? Luna: I hope so. Come to think of it...didn't something like this already happened over 3 weeks ago? Lincoln: Yeah, but can we not talk about it? The last time was already gave me one heck of a ride, thanks to my jerks of friends, expect for Clyde. Lisa: I concur, should've thought twice before listened to you in the first place. But I still love you, elder brother unit. Lori: We too, Linky. Just don't do it again, alright? Lincoln: Alright. Luna: That's the spirit, Linky. (strokes her hair) (After they're done chatting, Lola and Lynn come downstairs. She's back to her beauty-loving self now.) Lynn: Hey, guys. Look, I'm sorry for screwing things up with Lola, and I promise not to do it again. Lola: And I'm back to my old self now. But I still love you all, guys, honestly. Lincoln: We do forgive you, Lynn. Just don't repeat my mistakes in the near future, OK? Lynn: Yes. I'll try my best. Once again, I'm sorry. (The rest of gang now group hug Lynn in graduation for making things right with their pageant-loving litte sister. James and Normand enter the living room, confused.) James: Hey, guys. Did we miss something? Normand: Yeah, what did we miss? Lori: ...Nothing much, literally. Lincoln: Yeah. Luna: Yep. James: ...If you say so. Normand: Huh. THE END