Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170702021430

The next day, Lincoln is waiting for Leni to get back from her driving test, unaware of what happened last night]

Lori: [with her load of jeggings] "Ah! There you are! Don't you need a ride to the comic book store? And lavender sheets. Don't forget." [hands him her jeggings]

Lincoln: "No, thanks." [hands jeggings back] "I think I'll wait for Leni to get back from taking her driving test, with her new license."

Lori: "Pssht. She's not gonna pass. Now, get to washing." [passes jeggings]

Lincoln: [passes back] "Actually, I'm pretty sure she will pass."

Lori: "No she won't. Because I made sure of it."

Lincoln: [shocked at what Lori just said] "Wait. What?"

Lori: "Nothing!"

Me: "Oh, no, you don't!" [grabs a sweater with a wolf howling at the full moon] "time to spoil the beans, Lori, I will shrink your favorite Bobby sweater in the dryer if you don't tell me what you've been-" Lori: [admitting defeat] "STOP! FINE!" [grabs sweater and puts it on] "I might have sabotaged Leni by giving her bad driving instructions while she slept, but it's just because if Leni can drive, my room will never be clean and no one will ever need me for anything ever again!" [Raises her voice pitch near the end]

Me: "Are you serious, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Do you have any idea what dangers you might put Leni into? What if your bad driving instructions make Leni crash? What if she gets hurt?"

Lori: "I didn't think of that..."

Lincoln: "We gotta get to the DMV!"

[Lori busts out the keys]