Crimes of Fashion/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Crimes of Fashion".

Script
[The episode begins in the Fortress of Solitude] One-Eyed Jack: [in Clyde's voice] "Well, Ace, we've narrowed down the suspects to...the Card Shark, Snake Eyes, and the Old Maid." [shows said cards] "But which one made off with the golden die." Ace Savvy: [in Lincoln's voice] "It's as clear as the mustache on your face, Jack. Only one of these villains could've done the real deed. And that is..."

Lincoln: "Time to deal out some justice!" Clyde: "Wow, you just sounded like Ace. If I had hair on my arms, they would be standing up."

Lincoln: "Actually, this isn’t a costume, it’s a uniform. And, I’m not playing, I’m investigating. [Looks around] Where are your parents?" Kid: [Points at Mrs. Carmichael] "My Mom too busy to play too." Clyde: [On the walkie talkie] "Ace! Suspect spotted by the scarfs. And, you won’t believe who it is."

Lincoln: "Sorry, kid. Gotta follow this lead."

[Lincoln holds in his hands numerous hangers.] Clyde: "Spike strip!" ''[A line of hangers is layed across the floor, making a potential spike strip. Scoots arrives at a fast speed, holding a stack of money.]'' Scoots: "Make way!" Lincoln: "Uh oh!" [The tires on Scoots' scooters pop after running over the hangers, causing her to spin out of control, and crash onto a perfume display, knocking its contents onto Lincoln and Clyde.] Scoots: "My b! Put it on my tab!" Fiona: [Furious] "Seriously?! You two again?!" Lincoln: "Sorry!" Clyde: "We’ll clean this up."

Ms. Carmichael: [threateningly] "Fine. But if you boys waste my time again, I will have you banned from the mall until you're 18." Clyde: [worried] "No more froyo?"