User blog:Grimlock 24/The Loudest mission Relative chaos (genderbent and my version)

In the Santiago household, Ron Andy and Bebe were having breakfast. "So what day is it today?" Bebe asked.

"The anniversary when you and Loki held hands?" Ron Andy rolled his eyes.

"No, it's the anniversary of our first date." Bebe corrected.

"Oh really!? Yeah I don't care." said Ron Andy.

"Well I care." said Bebe.

Just than a man with tan skin, dark short hair, wearing light blue outfit pants and shirt, he was a male nurse, Martin Santiago, Ron Andy and Bebe's father. "Hey kids." Martin said.

"Morning daddy." Bebe greeted.

"Morning dad." Ron Andy said.

"I have some great news." Martin said.

"You have a date with some girl?" Ron Andy asked.

Bebe gasped in excitement and was about to squeal but Martin stops her. "No! I'm dating someone." Martin said. "But the news is better. You know the Casagrandes?"

"Yeah?" Bebe and Ron Andy said.

"Well they're going moving here to Royal Woods!" Martin said.

"What?!" Bebe and Ron Andy shouted, but their reaction is different.

"Wait they're moving here?" Ron Andy asked.

"But what about the market?" Bebe asked.

"Those alley cats having been driving customers away and they almost killed your grandfather." said Martin. "I was going to have us all move there but that's dead and gone. So they're moving in with us."

"We have three guest rooms we can use for your grandparents, Aunt Carlota and Uncle Freido can use and well I guess your cousins can have the last room." said Martin.

"Cool. Anyway I gotta go to school." Ron Andy said and walked away.

Once Martin sees that Ron Andy is out of the kitchen, he turns to Bebe. "Ok sweetie, I want you have one job." said Martin. "Your aunt Carlota got a job teaching at a fancy school and they pay a little more than her old job."

"Sure thing Dad." said Bebe. "Anything else?"

"You don't mind sharing a room with C.J?" Martin asked.

"Of course not." said Bebe. "She and I are going to have a great time as roommates."

"Well I haven't told Ronaldo that he'll be sharing a room with Carlito." said Martin.

"He's not going to like the news." said Bebe.

"I know. But I just hate leaving you kids alone." said Martin.

"I know dad." said Bebe. "But Ron can take care of himself sometimes."

"I know, but you had a child you would understand." said Martian and walked away.

Ron Andy is eating his lunch alone until Kyle, Claire and Linka arrive at his table. "Hey Ron." said Kyle.

"Hey." Ron Andy grunted.

"Something wrong Ron Andy?" Linka asked and the rest of them sit down.

"Just got family coming over." said Ron Andy.

"For how long?" Kyle asked.

"Forever." Ron Andy sighed. "I got two grandparents, a Aunt and uncle, four cousins and two pets."

"Yikes that's a lot of relatives." Linka said. "If you want Kyle and I know how to deal with large families maybe we can give you advice."

"No thanks. My family drives me insane, my Grandpa Rafe always feeds me a bottomless buffet, my grandma Honoria is super cheap, my Uncle Freido takes to many pictures of all the moments that needs to be treasured, Lala, the family dog jumps and licks me with a butt load of slobber. But worse of all Carlito."

"Let me guess he bullies you?" Claire asked.

"No." Ron Andy replied.

"Does he prank you?" Linka asked.

"No." Ron Andy replied.

"He plays the music loud?" Claire asked.

"Does he tell you disgusting facts?" Kyle asked.

"No to both, he's always trying to change me. Make me into a mini him." said Ron Andy. "The last time I visited him, we both had the same outfit. I wanted to beat myself up and give myself a wedgie."

"Whoa that kind dorky outfit." said Kyle.

"Yeah, if you see me dressed up like my cousin tell Linka's brothers to beat me up." said Ron Andy.

"I'll text them." said Linka.

"So you want to hang out tonight?" Kyle asked.

"Can't I got to help my dad and Bebe set up for the moving in party which is tomorrow." said Ron Andy. "I can try my best to live with it."

"Maybe you could use some help?" Kyle asked.

"Come on Ron, you need us." said Linka.

"Do. Or do not. There is no try." Kyle quoted.

"A Yoda quote?" Ron Andy questioned.

"Star Wars marathon with Kelly." Kyle answered.

"Oh I see." said Ron Andy. "But Yoda did it better."

"That's what Kelly said." said Kyle. "So where are they moving from?"

"Chicago." Ron Andy replied.

"So will it be wrong to serve Chicago mix popcorn?" Claire asked.

"Actually that's Carla's favourite." Ron Andy stated.

"What's Chicago mix?" Kyle asked.

"It's caramel popcorn with Cheddar popcorn." Claire replied.

"Two flavours in one. Wow I got to get me some of that." Kyle smiled.

"Anyway bring one of your older sisters." said Ron Andy said.

Later that night at the Santiago house, Bebe and Ron Andy were putting up a banner saying "Welcome home Casagrande Family!"

"It'll be fun sharing a room with CJ." Bebe said as she climbed down the ladder

"Yeah it'll be fun because you act her age." said Ron Andy.

"It's called being a kid at heart." Bebe replied. "You would know how it feels when you get your roommate." Bebe said, she gasped and cover her mouth after saying the words.

"What do you mean? I still got my own room." Ron Andy smirked and then he noticed Bebe has a nervous look on her face. "Are you hiding something?"

"No I'm not." Bebe replied.

"Ok I guess I can go smash Loki's gift with a baseball bat." Ron Andy said.

"No stop!" Bebe cracked and then sighs. "Dad says that you and Carlito have to share a room due to limit of guest rooms we have!" Bebe said and breaths out.

"WHAT?!" Ron Andy exclaimed. "But my room is like my fortress of solitude, and he's going to ruin it!"

"We all have to make sacrifices Ron." said Bebe.

"No, this is a sacrifice on me! You're enjoying the fun you're going to have but I'm going to suffer." Ron Andy said.

"But you wouldn't want Carlito to sleep outside?" Bebe asked and Ron Andy thought about it.

"We have a tent we never use." Ron Andy suggested.

"He's not sleeping outside!" Bebe shouted.

"Well I'm not sharing my room with that thrift store shopaholic!" Ron Andy shouted. "He can bunk in the tub for all I care!" He than ran upstairs to his room.

"Hey kids I'm home!" Martin called out as he enters the house and sees Ron Andy running upstairs.

"Hi daddy. He found out." Bebe sighed.

"That's what I fear." said Martin.

"But we managed to set up the moving in party." said Bebe.

"Well at least that's good." said Martin as a smiled appeared on his face.

"He also told me that Linka and Kyle maybe coming tomorrow." said Bebe. "But back to Ron do you want me to talk to him?"

"No, just give him some time to calm down and besides I had to work another double shift and I'm exhausted." said Martin. "Just talk to him in a hour or so."

"Ok daddy get some rest." said Bebe as she watches her dad lied down on the couch. "Ok an hour or so." Bebe whispered to herself.

I would like to thank guest for the designs for genderbent Casagrandes.

Ron Andy is laying down on his bed and sighs, then someone knocks on the door. "Who is it?" Ron Andy asked.

"It's your father." Martin said from behind the door.

"Oh." Ron Andy replied. "Go away!"

"Is that anyway to talk to your father?" Martin asked.

Ron Andy rolls his eyes and sighs. "Come in." He said and stood up from his bed.

Martin enters his son's room and sat down on Ron Andy's bed. "Ronaldo, I was going to tell you about." Martin said.

"When? When I see Carlito's stuff in my room?" Ron Andy asked.

"I was going to tell you with pizza and buy you a video game." Martin replied.

"So you were going to buy me out?" Ron Andy asked.

"I was trying to make you happy." Martin said. "Then I would tell you the news."

"The outcome would be the same." Ron Andy said. "Which is me angry."

"Look I know you're not happy about this, but please understand I hate leaving you and Bebe alone. I was going to have it a surprise but you know your cousin CJ can't keep a secret." Martrin explained.

"I don't mind alone time. I mean how many kick flips I could do." Ron Andy said and Martin scolds at him. "Which was one time."

"It better be Ronaldo." Martin scolds. "But I want you to accept this change no matter what."

"I'll try." Ron Andy sighs.

"That's my boy." Martin smiles and rubs the top of his son's head. "They'll be coming in at 10am. I thought I would let you know."

"Yeah sure dad." Ron Andy replied. Martin gets up and exits his son's room. Ron Andy lies down and sighs. "I'm going to need all the help I can get."

Then Ron Andy's phone rang and he took it out showing he has two new messages from Linka and Kyle.

Linka

Can't make it tomorrow, Lane has a birthday party I need to help him with. Will Sunday work?

Kyle

I have to help Kelsey organize her NES collection. I can come on Sunday.

Ron Andy sighs and texts see you guys on Sunday, he sighs and says. "This is going to be a long weekend." He said.

The next day, the Santiagos all got really to welcome the Casagrandes. "Enjoyed the last night alone your room?" Bebe asked.

"I should ask you the same question." Ron Andy said.

"Well I'm going to enjoy having CJ as my roommate." Bebe said.

"I won't with Carlito." Ron Andy groaned. "He's always trying to turn me into him."

"Don't say that. It's something I am not excited for." Ron Andy said.

Then the doorbell rang and Martin opened the door and the Casagrandes were at the door. "Welcome home!" The Santiagos all cheered.

Grandpa Rafe is an elderly man with tan skin wearing blue clothing, short black hair and a black mustache from his nose and with a cooking rag hanging from his waist and black shoes.

Grandma Honoria is an elderly woman with tan skin with grey bun hair, wearing white pearl earnings, wearing a yellow dress with a green collar and a waist wrap and black shoes.

Aunt Carlota is a woman with tan skin with black bun hair, wears circled glasses while wearing green pearl earnings, green vest shirt with flowery collar and pink pants and black slipper like shoes.

Uncle Frido is a man with tan skin with short black hair and a small black mustache on his chin, wearing green and brown shirt, brown pants and brown shoes.

Carlito is a 17 year old boy with tan skin with short black hair, small diamond shaped earnings, wearing a light green shirt and pants and blue boots.

CJ (Carlota Jr.) is a 13 year old girl with tan skin with black hair in a ponytail tied in a green bow, wearing a yellow shirt, a blue skirt, and blue girl shoes with green buttons.

Carla is a 6 year old girl with tan skin wearing a pink hoodie with a heart button, navy blue skirt, blue leggings and white shoes and fair black hair in a bun.

Carlita is a 2 year old girl with tan skin, with short hair tied in a pink bow, white shirt and small pink skirt, white socks and black shoes.

Sergia is a female parrot in pink feathers and mid short tail feathers.

Lala is a big female dog with white fur with few black spots, and a collar with a gold heart hanging down.

"Bebe!" CJ ran towards Bebe and gave her a big hug and Bebe hugged back.

Lala jumped on Ron Andy and licked him. "Lala off!" Ron Andy commanded while being tickled by Lala's licks.

"Lala off!" Carlota commanded and Lala got off of Ron Andy.

Carlito walks up to Ron Andy and hugs him. "Hey cous. What's going on?" Carlito asked.

"Hey Carlito." Ron Andy groaned softy.

"Hey Bebe, look who else is here?" Carla said as Sergia flew in and landed on a chair.

"Sergia is still alive?!" Bebe exclaimed.

"Well parrots live longer than any other pet." Carlota replied.

"Great." Bebe rolled her eyes.

"Carlita look at how big you gotten." Martin said and Calita giggled.

"Ok how much do I pay?" Honoria asked while looking through her purse.

"You don't have to pay it's free to stay." Martin said.

"Oh good." Honoria said and put her purse away.

"Honoria, now's not a good time think about money." Rafe scold at his wife.

"What I was just making sure we don't get ripped off." Honoria replied.

"Ok now we don't have enough rooms, so CJ will have to share a room with Bebe." Martin said.

"Yaayyyy!" CJ cheered.

"Carlito will have to shae a room with Ron Andy." Martin continued.

"My son and nephew are sharing a room like brothers." Frido said and took out his camera and took a picture and flash blinded Ron Andy.

"Ron Andy, Bebe why don't you show your new roommates to their rooms." Martin said.

Ron Andy and Bebe all showed their new roommates to their rooms. "This going to be great." Ron Andy and Bebe both said. But Bebe was excited about it, but Ron Andy wasn't excited about this one bit.

When Ron Andy and Carlito reached their room and Carlito looks around. "It'll do I guess." Carlito said. "But you and I are going to have a lot of fun together."

"First off we're not girls." Ron Andy rolled his eyes.

"Speaking of girls, if I have a sock on the door it means I have a girl over here." Carlito explains.

"Then where will I sleep?" Ron Andy asked.

"That's not my problem." Carlito shrugged. "Buy you can borrow my cologne." He sprayed his cologne on Ron Andy and he coughs.

"It smells like a dead fish!" Ron Andy shouted.

"It's not that bad." Carlito said.

Later that day, Ron Andy walked towards the bathroom door and opens it. Carla screams at the top of her lungs. "What are you doing?!" Carla shouted.

"The door was unlocked!" Ron Andy defended.

"Then knock next time!" Carla shouted.

"Then lock the door!" Ron Andy shouted as Carla slammed the door. "How can this get any worse?"

"Oh Ronaldo you're nothing but skin and bones you must eat." Rafe said as he grabs his grandson walks with him towards the kitchen.

"But-" Ron Andy began.

"Sit." Rafe said as he sits Ron Andy at the kitchen table and he sees a lot of food.

"Don't you want your grandfather to cook for you everyday?" Rafe asked.

"Oh dear." Ron Andy muttered.

10 minutes later

Ron Andy groaned after eating his grandfather's food. "Aw man. How do those anime characters do it?" Ron Andy asked.

"If you have a tummy ache, I know a Casagrande family remedy. A licked finger in your bellybutton." Rafe explained.

"I'm feeling much better now." Ron Andy said and ran off. While he was getting away he bumps into Carlito.

"Hey man you want your ears pierced?" Carlito asked.

"No thanks!" Ron Andy shouted and runs off.

Later that night, Ron Andy is in his pajamas which is a purple t shirt, and grey pajama pants. He enters his bedroom and sees Carlito sleeping in his temporary sleeping bag and Lala sleeping on his bed.

He walks up to Lala and gentle shakes her. "Lala get off my bed!" Ron Andy said but Lala won't budge. Ron Andy sighs and tries to figure out where to sleep, his dad snores and Bebe moves around when she sleeps. So he walks to the bathroom to sleep in the tub.

Ron Andy moves the curtains and sees Sergia in the tub. "Sqauk! I'm naked!" Sergia shouted, startling Ron Andy.

Ron Andy sighed and had no choice and decided to sleep on the couch. "This is going to suck." Ron Andy groaned.

Ron Andy is at the kitchen table and he was tired due to the lack of sleep last night. "So did you sleep roomie?" Carlito asked.

"I couldn't sleep at all." said Ron Andy. "Due to a giant dog sleeping on my bed." Ron Andy glared at Lala. Lala whimpered and looked down.

"Leave Lala alone, Ronaldo." said Rafe and served Ron Andy a omelet and put a lot of hot sauce on the omelet. "Now eat your breakfast."

"Thanks." Ron Andy grumbled.

"It'll be great having Loki meeting the family." said Bebe.

"Yeah it'll be great." Ron Andy mumbled. "I hope Linka and Kyle can survive my family." He thought.

"Morning Bebe." CJ walked into the kitchen.

"Morning CJ!" Bebe said and hugged her cousin. "I had fun with you Bebe!"

"I had fun with you too CJ!" Bebe replied.

"Why don't we have fun like them?" Carlito asked.

"Because we're not girls!" Ron Andy groaned.

Later that day, Loki is driving Vanzilla with Linka, Katniss and Kyle in the van. "So that big of a family huh?" Katniss asked.

"Yeah since we have big families ourselves it would make sense to help Ron Andy and Bebe." Linka replied.

"So why did they move here again?" Loki asked.

"Ron told us that some alleycats scared her grandmother's business and they had enough of those cats." said Kyle.

"Who would want to live down there?" Katniss asked.

"A bunch of idiots." Kyle shrugged. Katniss smacks Kyle on the back of the head. "Ow!"

"Watch your mouth young man!" Katniss scowled.

"Sorry mom!" Kyle groaned.

When they reached the Santiago household they walk up the front door and Loki knocks on the door. Ron Andy answers the door and sighs in relief. "Oh hey guys! Boy am I glad to see you guys." Ron Andy said.

Then Lala runs up and tackles Kyle and licks him. "Man he's friendly." Kyle said.

"That's a girl Kyle." Ron Andy said. "Lala off!" Lala obeyed Ron Andy and got off Kyle.

They all got inside and see that the house is quite crowded. "Man that's a lot of relatives." Loki said.

"Linka, Loki, Katniss, Kyle these are the relatives, the Casagrandes." Ron Andy introduced. "This is my Grandpa Rafe, Grandma Honoria, Aunt Carlota, Uncle Frido, my cousins Carlito, CJ, Carla and Carlita."

"Whoa and I though our families were big." Kyle whispered to Linka.

"I got see Bebe." Loki said and walked away.

"You must be Kyle." Rafe said and dragged Kyle to the table where there is a tableful of food.

"Holy cow." Kyle said.

"Eat, you're nothing but skin and bones." Rafe said and gave Kyle a spoonful of a piece of casserole.

CJ walks up to Linka wearing a pirate hat. "Would you like to play pirate with me?" CJ asked.

"Sure thing!" Linka said and ran off with CJ.

"But Linka I need your help!" Ron Andy said but he sighed and looked at Katniss. "You're suck with me."

"Might as well help you out." Katniss said.

"Yeah yeah. I just need some roommate advice." Ron Andy groaned and the two head straight to Ron Andy and Carlito's room.

Linka and CJ were playing pirates and they were sword fighting with wooden swords. "This is really fun!" Linka cheered.

"Sure is!" CJ replied.

Kyle has eaten enough and his stomach was bloated. "Oh man that was a lot of food." Kyle groaned.

"You want more?" Rafe asked.

"No thank you." Kyle said and then his stomach growled. "Nature's shouting!" Kyle said and ran to the bathroom. When he reaches the bathroom he opens the door and closes it. Then a scream is heard and Kyle exist the bathroom and goes on his side and curls up in a ball. "I sam Ron Andy's grandmother on the toilet, I need to call my doctor about this."

Meanwhile with Katniss and Ron Andy are in his room and Katniss was giving him some advice about roommates. "Ok so we each get our side of the room and closest space?" Ron Andy asked.

"That's right. Sometimes I have troubles with Kristen's stuff." Katniss replied. "That's why we have closests." Ron Andy opened his closest only to see his hoodies are gone.

"Where are my hoodies?" Ron Andy asked.

Then Carlito enters his room. "Hey Ron Andy, hey Katniss." Carlito greeted.

"Hey Carlito have you seen my hoodies?" Ron Andy asked.

"I got rid of them." Carlito replied.

"You threw them out!?" Ron Andy exclaimed.

"No, I gave them to good will." Carlito replied.

Ron Andy tackles Carlito and punched Carlito in the face giving him a black eye. "You idiot you only care about yourself instead of others!" Ron Andy shouted.

"Ron Andy, I'm sorry!" Carlito shouted.

"Sorry isn't going to get my hoodies back you jerk!" Ron Andy shouted. "I never wanted you to be my roommate and I hate you! You always try to dress me into a dork and turn me into you! Well no more!" Ron Andy shouted and walked out of his room.

"I'm sorry Ron Andy." Carlito said.

"Well that was a bad move." Katniss said as Carlito gets back up.

Ron Andy stormed away angry and sees Linka and CJ playing pirates. "Something wrong?" Linka asked.

"Stupid cousin gave away my hoodies." Ron Andy mumbled. "Look I need to be alone." Ron Andy said and walked outside and sat at the front porch.

Ron Andy sat in that same spot for 15 minutes and then his father walked up to him. "Ronaldo? What are you doing outside?" Martian asked.

"The family drives me insane and Carlito gave away my hoodies." Ron Andy said. "I didn't want him as a roommate."

"Ronaldo, the reason why I did this in the first place. It was your mom's idea." said Martian. Ron Andy's anger suddenly changed to Curiosity when he heard his mom.

"It was mom's idea in the first place?" Ron Andy asked.

"Yes, I didn't want to move to the city because of those alleycats and drug dealers." said Martian. "I know she would love to see our family together."

"I miss her too dad." Ron Andy sighed. "I think I should say sorry to Carlito and tell him I don't hate him."

"Good idea kiddo." Martian said.

Back inside the house Carlito has a steak over his black eye. "I think a ice pack would be better." said Carlota as she read her book and walked away.

"I'm good with the steak!" Carlito groaned.

Ron Andy enters his room and Carlito glares. "Hey Carlito." said Ron Andy.

"What do you want?" Carlito glared.

"I just want to say I'm sorry for punching you in the face and saying I hate you." said Ron Andy.

"I'm sorry too." Carlito said. "Just after you left I order you some new hoodies, same colour and size."

"Look I'm new to this roommates thing and so are you. We just need to get though this." said Ron Andy.

"Sure thing Ronny." said Carlito.

"First off don't call me Ronny." said Ron Andy.

Meanwhile in the family room, everyone is having cake that Rafe made. Linka and Ron Andy are sitting next to each other on the couch. "Aw look at Ron Andy and his little girlfriend." Frido said and took a picture of the two.

"He's/She's not my boyfriend/girlfriend!" Linka and Ron Andy shouted.

"So you and Carlito made up?" Linka asked.

"Yeah he's like the brother I never had." said Ron Andy.

"That's cool." said Linka. "But you may have to keep Carla in line." Linka pointed with her fork.

"Hey you're almost as handsome as Chris Pratt." Carla said and Loki rolled his eyes.

"First Claire and now Carla." said Ron Andy and the two laughed.

"Hey I can give you some of my advice for living with a big family." said Linka.

"I'm all ears." Ron Andy said and Linka began whispering in his ears. "Really?" He asked and Linka nods.

The next day Ron Andy is in his room enjoying an ice pop. "Well I have to share my room with my cousin, I have no hoodies for a few weeks, they still need to learn how to lock the bathroom door. But you know what that's what you have to do or give up when you're living with a large family. Right here in the Santiago-Casagrande house." said Ron Andy. "Man that's a mouthful." He sighed.

"Hey Ron Andy! The dream boat is on!" Carlito reported.

"Alright!" Ron Andy cheered and ran off.

Trivia

A guest reviewer on fanfiction gave me the names and looks of the casagrandes.