User blog:Ets the Loud House fan/Ets the Loud House fan/The Loud House Adventures with Ets: Pilot, part 2

Hey Guys! This is the second part! Happy reading!

(It starts at night at our new home, where me and my family are eating dinner.)

Mom: So tell me, Ethan. Did you see anything interesting today?

Me: yes! I actually met someone new today. His name is Lincoln Loud and he's got 10 sisters!

(My family gasps upon hearing what I just said.)

Mom: He has 10 sisters? Really?

Me: Yes, mom. He does! I know it sounds absolutely crazy, but it's actually true!

Erika: What are their names?

Me: (to my sister) I'll start from the youngest and work my way to the oldest. Here goes. The first one is Lily; she's 15 months old. Then the second is Lisa, who's 4. Then we have twin sisters Lola and Lana, who are born 2 minutes apart from each other, so they're both 6. Next, we have Lucy, who happens to be 8 years old. Then we have Lynn, who's 13.

Followed by Luan and Luna, 14 and 15 years old respectively. And lastly, we have Leni and Lori who are 16 and 17 years old respectively.

Mom : wow! And how old is Lincoln?

Me: he's 11 years old.

Dad: I see.

Mom: Ok son, I think you’d better get some sleep. You don’t want to be tired for your first day at school tomorrow.

Me: ok, mom.

(Later, Mom is tucking me in)

Me: Night, mom.

Mom: Good night my dearest son! Sweet dreams!

(She kisses me on the forehead And I go to sleep.)

THE NEXT DAY…

(Mom drops me off at Royal Woods Elementary.)

Me: Bye Mom! See you after I finished school!

Mom: Bye Ethan! (drives to work)

(I head inside the school building. Once I am inside, I walk down the hallway and notice Lincoln and his 5 younger sisters, so I walk up to them.)

Me: Hey Lincoln! What's up?

Lincoln : (turns around and sees me) Ethan! Hi!

Me: Wait. You guys go to this school?

(Lincoln’s 5 sisters chatter in agreement)

Me: Oh thank goodness. It's so much better to know that there are people whom I know.

Lincoln: Yeah. By the way, what room are you going to?

Me: Room 415.

Lincoln: Awesome! That's the same room where I go to!

Me: I know, right? Cause we're going to be in the same class!

Lincoln: Sweet! Let's get to class.

(We head inside. Once we're inside, I saw a boy with brown skin, big black hair in an Afro style and he's wearing huge glasses.)

Me: Who's that?

Lincoln: That's my best friend, Clyde.

Clyde: Lincoln! Thank goodness I have found you!

Lincoln : (to Clyde) Hey Clyde! I like you to meet my new friend who's next to me. He just recently moved here.

Me: (to Clyde) Hi.

Clyde: Hi. What's your name?

Me: my name is Ethan.

Clyde: Hi, Ethan.

(We shake hands)

Lincoln: (hears the bells ringing) Guys! Class is about to start!

Me: Oh! Right.

ABOUT 8 HOURS LATER….

(Me and Lincoln are walking home.)

Me: Wow! Clyde is so interesting. I didn't know that he's got 2 dads!

Lincoln : Yeah. Anyway, let me show you some of my things.

Me: Yeah! Let's!

(Later, we are at Lincoln's home, in his room.)

Lincoln: (showing me his comic)

This is Ace Savvy. He's my favorite comic book hero.

Me: Wow. Impressive!

Lincoln: my favorite show is “ARGGH!” (Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters). It's hosted by a ghost hunter named Hunter Spectre, who searches for ghosts and captures them.

Me: It's just like Ghostbusters, which is a famous movie franchise from the 1980s. By the way, when can we watch it?

Lincoln: it comes at 8 p.m. The live season finale will premiere this Sunday.

Me: Great! Before we do that, I want to know more about your sisters.

Lincoln: Ok. But before you hang out with my sisters, you have to learn about the Do’s and Don'ts of this household.

Me: ok. Can you please tell me more on what to do?

Lincoln: "Surviving in a big family can be challenging. Even the little things. For example: getting a turn in the bathroom. With only one bathroom, and 13 people, things can get pretty hectic.”

Me: Which is…?

Lincoln: “Which is why I give you...'Lincoln Loud's Three P's to go Poo and Pee'. You're gonna need 3 things: Patience, Perseverance, and most importantly, Problem Solving. With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time.”

Me: Sounds great! ‘Cause I kinda feel like peeing right now!!!!! (Trying not to pee)

Lincoln: Ok, Ethan. My 10 sisters are busy doing their own things in the hallway. If you want to get past them, you need to remember the 3 P’s I just taught you and you'll do just fine.

Me: Right. (Heads outside of Lincoln's room)

(Once I'm outside, I see Luna about to start playing her guitar. I walk up to her)

Me: Hey… Luna?

Luna: Hey, dude.

Me: Do you remember me from yesterday?

Luna: Yeah! I do! You're that dude that my bro Lincoln met yesterday! By the way, do you wanna hear me play a rockin’ new song that I wrote?

Me: (politely) I would like to, but sorry Luna. I don't have time. It's just that I really need to go to the toilet.

Luna: It's ok, dude. How about some traveling music to go with?

Me: sure! Hit it!

Luna: ok. Here goes. 1! 2! 3! (Starts playing music)

(I start going down the hallway)

Lucy: (pops up) Hey, Ethan.

Me: (scared) Aah! Lucy! You scared me! What's up?

Lucy : do you want to hear me recite my poem?

Me: Sure, but could you please do that later? I'm currently going to the toilet!

Lucy: Ok.

(I continue running to the bathroom. Suddenly, Luan appears.)

Luan: Hey, Ethan!

Me: Hi Luan!

Luan: why not smell my flower?

Me: (not fooled one bit) I am not falling for that. It's a prank.

Luan: (disappointed) oh.

Me: Not! (Laughs) Of course I will smell it. I was just messing with you.

Luan: (brightens up) Really?

Me: (smells her “flower”, but gets sprayed)

Luan: (laughs) I gotcha, ya little squirt! (Laughs again) Get it?

Me: (laughs) I get it! It's funny! Besides, that prank was also funny!

Luan: Thanks!

Lynn: (Offscreen) “clear the track!”

Me: Luan! Watch out!

(Me and Luan move aside, letting Lynn through. she is performing a really weird sport involving a football helmet, a tennis ball, a motorbike and a hockey stick.)

Me: that was close. Too close.

(Lynn crashes into a wall.)

Me: Ouch!

Lynn: (offscreen) Score!

Me: Oh well. (Continues walking, but gets stopped by Lola)

Lola: Stop right there! You better play photography with me!

Me: (turns around) Hey, Lola. Of course I'll play photography with you. (Grabs a camera) ready?

Lola: Sure!

(I start taking pictures of Lola striking some poses)

Lily : (walking by) Poo Poo!

Lana: (runs up to me and Lola) Hey Ethan! Check out my mud pies! (Throws one at Lola)

Lola: my gown! (Enraged) THAT'S IT! (Fights Lana)

Me: sorry, Lola and Lana! I better go! I have to pee! (Continues running, sees Lisa doing a mathematical equation) Lisa! Don't forget to add 1! (Continues running)

Leni: Hey, Ethan! How do you turn on this thing?

Me: It's a vacuum cleaner. You turn it on by pressing the on/off button.

Leni: got it! (Turns on the vacuum) thanks!

Me: you're welcome! (I finally reach the end of the hallway, but Lori stops me by cutting in front of me first) Hi Lori!

Lori: Beat it, twerp!

Me: Lori, could you please move aside? I want to use the bathroom.

Lori: Sorry, but it's not gonna happen!

Me: why not?

Lori: Because I was born first! (Heads inside and slams the bathroom door on my face)

Me: ok, that was rude. (Starts straining harder and harder, as Lucy walks over to me)

Lucy: Looks like you have time. (Starts reciting) "My love is like water. Bursting forth. Like a dam breaking. All control lost. Water rushing, churning, turning landscape to mud. Time runs out. Water. I feel the impending doom. My love...”

(Whilst she's doing that, I start straining much harder than before. I also banged my hand on the floor. Then, Lily starts walking to me)

Me: Lily, can I use your diaper please?

(Lily nods)

Me: thanks! (Takes Lily's diaper and gives her a fresh new one) here you go! (Grabs a gas mask and heads inside the bathroom.)

(Inside, Lori is busy doing make up when she sees me enter inside the bathroom)

Lori: Hey! Didn't you hear me?! I said I was born- (gasps) what are you doing with that?

Me: you'll see.

(The door closes and whatever is occurring cannot be seen, as it's inappropriate. But it only causes Lori to panic.)

Lori: (panicking) Ethan. I'm warning you. Get it away from me! Ethan! ETHAN! (Screams and runs back to her room)

(I come out wearing the vacuum's nozzle like a gas mask and Lynn's football helmet for protection; Lincoln’s other sisters look on in bewilderment and I reveal that I held Lily's dirty diaper by Lynn's hockey stick as a way to chase Lori out of the bathroom.)

(the other sisters see me do this and cheers)

Me: and that's how it's done. (Heads inside, close the door and starts using the toilet.)

Me: (in my head) Good thing I got some tissue rolls in case.

(Later in Lincoln's room, he's reading his comics when I come Inside)

Lincoln: (looks up from reading his comics) Ethan, you're back! How'd it go?

Me: it went off without a hitch! And your 3 P’s thing worked!

Lincoln : Good job! You will fit in with my sisters just fine. Now, let me teach you the rest of the things I do when I'm around my sisters.

(And with that Lincoln starts telling me more about his sisters and what to do when being around them.)

THE END