Tea Tale Heart/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Tea Tale Heart".

Script
[The episode begins with Lola screaming and running out of her room and knocking down Lucy's bedroom door.] Lola: "Lucy, I need you to show me how to do that cat eye again. I'm trying a 'night on the town' look." Lucy: "Give me one second." Lola: [Gasps after looking at Lucy's doll]. "I didn't know you had a doll! She's... She's breathtaking! Where did you get her?" Lucy: "I found her in one of Great Grandma Harriet's trunks in the attic." Lola: "Well, you absolutely must allow me to throw her a 'welcome to the family' tea party." [Lola attempts to grab the doll, but Lucy stops her.] Lucy: "Oh, sorry, Lola, but no. She's really fragile, I have to take special care of her. I spent all day making this coffin to keep her safe." Lola: "Ugh. A doll THIS beautiful deserves to be played with, not left in a creepy coffin. I can keep her safe. I swear!" Lucy: "It's not that I don't trust you, but I know that things can get a little crazy in your room." Lola: "Ugh, that is not true." Lana: "YEAH! Reel it in, you guys!" [Lana is riding her skateboard with her pets and crosses Lucy's room, and then crashes into Lisa and Lily's room] "Sorry, Lis!" [Then she crashes into her and Lola's room.] "Sorry, Lols! Broke another teacup. Actually, make that the whole set!" Lucy: [Pops her head out of her room.] "Sorry, Lola, the answer is no." [closes her door] Lola: [groans] "I have to find a way to play with that doll."

''[Scene changes to Lola running out of her room and knocking down Lynn and Lucy's bedroom door again.] Lola: [clears her throat] "Lucy, may I present to you: Reasons Lola Loud Should Be Trusted With Lucy's Doll." ''[The rolled paper in Lola's hands opens and falls.] Lynn: "Save your breath." ''[Lola looks down from her paper. Lynn is lifting a weight.] "Lucy's not here, she's at a poetry convention all day. Ohhh, [stops lifting her weight.]'' that means there's an extra breakfast downstairs! DIBS ON LUCY'S BACON!" [She runs out of her room.] Lola: "Gone all day? Hmmm..." [Opens the coffin and admires the doll once again] "You're even more beautiful than I remembered. Oh, and you look so bored in there. No one to gossip with over Earl Grey and crumpets. You know, we could have a really quick tea party and I can get you back into this coffin before Lucy's home." [She looks around before taking the doll and placing it on the chair of her tea party table in her room] "Mr. Sprinkles, Eunice, you two, please welcome...oh, we need a name for you. How about...'Lady Rosalind Cordelia Annabella Pembrookington!' Or 'Rosie' for short." ''[winks at Rosie. She then takes out a teapot.]'' "Tea?" [Lola pours tea for her stuffed toys while humming a familiar tune.] "I'll make it extra sweet for you." [She giggles and drops a sugar cube in Rosie's teacup but some tea splashes on Rosie's dress, and Lola gasps.] "Oh no." [tries to use her saliva to get rid of the stain.] "Oh no, Lucy's gonna kill me!" [grabs the doll] "Maybe it's not that noticeable?" [Looks at Mr. Sprinkles]" [The frame focuses on Mr. Sprinkles's face for a few seconds.] Lola: [screams] "OF COURSE IT IS!" [takes deep breaths] "Don't panic, you can fix this." [An idea chimes into her head] "I know!" [Lola grabs Mr Sprinkles before leaving the room] "Come on, Mr. Sprinkles, I need emotional support." [Looks at Eunice] "No offense, Eunice, you're a delight but I just don't think we have that kind of relationship." [Lola shuts the door and Eunice falls onto the floor]''

[The basement] Lola: "Rosie, you just sit there and chat with Mr Sprinkles while I wash your dress." [She takes the dress of Rosie, only to see that it soaked through and screams.] "It soaked through?!" [Groans and thinks for a while] "Well, I suppose your body can go in the wash but your delicate porcelain head can't. So... I'll just..." [tries in vain to pull Rosie's head off her body, but it hits a pipe and falls onto the floor, cracked.] "Oh, Rosie, I'm so sorry!" [To Mr. Sprinkles] Mr. Sprinkles, what do I do?!" Hmm... [as Lola examines the crack and thinks again.] [Scene cuts to Lincoln's room, where he is fixing a model of a spacecraft. Lola sneaks in and grabs his glue. Lincoln tries to take his glue from the table but realizes it's missing. Cuts to Lola back in her room and she uses the glue to cover up the crack on Rosie's head.] Lola: "There we go; that should hold!." [To her plushies] "I dunno, what do you guys think?" [It turns out that the glue wasn't able to fix the crack and Rosie's head splits again. She groans] "I know it looks bad, Eunice, but as my friend, you AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! [sighs] I'm sorry, I'm having a day. Maybe I can just cover the crack with her hair?" [She attempts to do so, but then all of Rosie's hair dries up and falls down] "Ugh! COULD THIS POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE?!" [Cuts to Lola back in the basement, and she takes out the body from the washing machine., and it turns out to have become completely pink] Lola: [screams] "How did this happen?!" [She finds Lana's cap in the washing machine.] "Great. The one day of the year Lana washes her hat!" [Tosses Lana's hat away] "Well, this is beyond fixing, so... [Lola chuckles nervously and thinks again] "Hmm..."''

''[Lori and Leni's room. Lori is texting on her phone, and Lola hands her some money. Lori looks at Lola confused]'' Lola: "I need a ride to the antique district, NOW. No questions asked." Lori: [Looks at the bill] "Wait, do you need to go tinkle before we leave?" Lola: "What did I just say? But yes." [Cuts to the antique district and Lori drops her off] "Circle the block." ''[Lori does so and Lola enters the store. She looks around a shelf full of dolls until she finds one that looks just like Lucy's, but the hairstyle is different and it's showing her teeth. She grabs a rolling ladder and climbs up in front of it]'' "What do you think, Mr. Sprinkles? If I change the eyeliner, curl the hair, and file down the teeth, she just MIGHT pass for the original!" [puts the doll on the front desk and takes out some cash] "I'll take her!" ''[She slams down the money on the desk, but due to that, the tea cups and plates in the display shatter. The lady glares at her and Lola pulls out some more]'' "And... all of those." ''[Thunder crashes. Later that night, Lola gets to work on the doll in her room, transitioning into a little montage. After a while, the doll looks exactly like Lucy's before it got ruined in the first place.]'' Lola: "That should do it!" ''[steps out of the room and sees Lincoln walking to his room. She gasps and quickly hides the doll behind her back]'' "Lincoln, hello! Lovely weather we're having...!" [smiles nervously] Lincoln: "Uh, yeah, I guess. Hey, have you seen my glue?" Lola: [sees that the glue is on the table in her room and closes her door] "Pssh, why would I have? What do you think, I go around swiping people's glue?!" Lincoln: "You don't have to get mad about it." [closes his door] Lola: [clearly mad at this point] "I'm not mad!" [She goes into Lynn and Lucy's room and puts the replacement doll into the coffin and closes it like it was never touched at all, Lola then takes Rosie out of Mr. Sprinkles] "You were once so beautiful... [her voice gets menacing] ...but now I have to get rid of you!" [A hole is dug outside the front yard, and the next shot has Lola dragging the doll under the house] "Sorry, Rosie, but if Lucy finds you, I'm toast!" [sets Rosie down and a cup of tea] "Here, in case you get thirsty." [crawls her way out] Lola: [yawns and stretches as she wakes up from her slumber and greets her shelf of dolls as she leans over her bed] "Good morning, sweet princes and princesses!" [Lola moves her stuff bear out of the way only to see Rosie further behind the shelf; this causes Lola to gasp and scream] "Rosie! How did you get back up here?!" [points a finger at Rosie] "I put in the crawl (?) space!" [Lola stops and takes a few steps forward, rubbing her chin, trying to rationalize the situation]  "Maybe I just dreamed it. Yeah! It was probably that cheese I ate before bed [dusting her stomach while she says this]; [shivers] always gives me nightmares!" [cuts into nighttime, again, with Lola wearing a pink hoodie (with her tiara still on her head), grabs a shovel while carrying Rosie, digs a hole under Charles house, drops the doll inside it, and fills it up; Charles spots Lola fleeing the scene in the next shot, whimpering; Lola notices and glares] Lola: "You saw nothing!" ''[Charles goes back into his house and whimpers, again]

''[The next morning, Lola wakes up and stretches her arms. She then goes over to shelf of plushies]'' Lola: "Good morning, sweet princes and princesses." ''[She takes Mr. Sprinkles off the shelf but then to her surprise, Rosie is mysteriously on the shelf as well as lightning crashes. She screams and backs away] "Rosie, how did you get back up here? We put you in the crawlspace! Maybe I just dreamed it. [ponders this] "Yeah, it was probably that cheese I ate right before bed, always give me nightmares." [Later that night, Lola, in a pink hoodie, opens the back door, looks around, and grabs a shovel with Rosie in her pocket. She goes behind Charles' doghouse, digs up a hole, tosses Rosie in it, and buries her. Charles comes out, confused what Lola's doing] Lola: [menacing] "You saw nothing." [She heads back inside and Charles whimpers in fear]''

Lola: "So long, sister!"