Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-31647719-20180425031835/@comment-30953185-20180501014720

Lynn Sr.: Yeah, no kidding.

''[The three start whipping out their lines, grabbing multiple different kinds of food from people. People look in confusion as they notice food is disappearing. Suddenly, a security man comes out to the scene.]''

''Security 1: Hey! What’s going on?!''

''Frank: Uh oh. Dinner’s over! Hide!''

[The three climb back in the bushes and head back for the junkyard.]

Lynn Sr.: And now, they're running from cops. Fantastic.

''Lincoln: Oh man. I’m stuffed!''

Sky: That’s the beauty of living like us!

''Frank: Serves those outsiders right. [laughs]''

''Lincoln: You said it! I’d never thought I’d say this, but this has been one of the best days I’ve ever had.''

Frank: And tomorrow will be even better!

Lincoln: [yawns] So, where do we sleep?

''Sky: Oh. Follow us! [the three travel through the piles of garbage until they come across an old bunk bed]''

Lincoln: Is this-?

''Frank: Yep! A fresh bunk bed! Well, almost fresh.''

Lincoln: It looks like there are only two beds on there though.

''Sky: Oh! Let us take care of that! [whistles]''

[A group of raccoons are called and bring Lincoln a bed of his own]

Lincoln: Woah!

Sky: I know.

Lincoln: I don’t mean to be judgmental, but this bed looks kind of… filthy.

''Frank: We got that taken care of. [grabs air freshener and sprays the bed. He then flips the mattress over to reveal a cleaner bottom]''

Lincoln: Oh…

''Sky: Well, what are you waiting for? Let’s call it a day. Don’t worry about changing into PJs. We don’t believe in those.''

Lola: EWWWWWWW! Have these two no common decency?!

''Lincoln: Okay. [yawns and falls on bed.] Thanks for the awesome day guys!''

Frank: Don’t mention it, Lincoln.

Sky: Good night guys.

''[The three fall asleep and the camera zooms out. Meanwhile again…]''

''Lynn Sr.: [on phone] Uh huh. Uh huh. I see… Oh. Thank you for trying.''

Rita: What happened?

Lynn Sr.: They still can’t find Lincoln.

Rita: Still?

Lana: Mom… you don’t think Lincoln left Royal Woods did he?

''Rita: No, sweetie! I hope so… I mean, I’m sure Lincoln’s out there somewhere.''

''Lola: But what if he isn’t? What’ll we do?!''

''Lynn Sr.: I don’t know! Oh my gosh. Lincoln!''

''Lori: Stop saying his name so loudly! Leni’s having a horrible breakdown in her room.''

[offscreen, Leni is crying uncontrollably and loudly.]

''Leni: LINKY! [crying]''

''Luna: Can you really blame her? We chased away our own brother. I know he might be gone forever.''

''Lisa: It’s absolutely devastating. He was… family.''

''Lana: I’m gonna go put out these flyers. Hopefully someone’s seen Lincoln. [runs outside]''

[The family, including the parents, look at each other and begin to cry over the loss of their son]

''Guys! Look at this!''

[The family rush outside]

Lynn Sr.: What is it?!

Leni: [rushing from upstairs] LINKY?!

Lana: Look at this!

''[Lana points to the ground where a trail mark is left on the ground. Lana takes a lick of it.]''

''Lola: EW! Gross, Lana!''

''Lana: Wait! This is… syrup!''

''Lynn Sr.: Syrup?! Why is syrup on the sidewalk?''

''Lana: Wait. Isn’t this the syrup Dad uses in his pastries?''

''Lynn Sr.: Pastries? Wait. I used syrup inside the cake I made for Cal. You didn’t let the cake leak did you?''

''Rita: Me?! What cake?''

Lynn Sr.: The apology cake I made for Cal.

Rita: I don’t remember any cake.

''Lynn Sr.: Wait. If you didn’t take my cake, then who- Lincoln!''

Lori: Lincoln?

Leni: LINKY?!?!

Leni: Wait, is that really all I say here? I only say one word?