User blog:FirstDrellSpectre/Fanfiction - Golf Siblings

My 41th Fanfiction. WIP

Synopsis
Lori invites Lincoln for mini-golf.

Story
Lincoln was practicing yo-yo tricks on the first floor when suddenly he heard an unpleasant exchange of words. Luna: You sang it wrong!

Lola: I sing in my own style!

Luna: It's a rock music! Not epic music!

Lola: My version is better!

Luna: So you're stealing my lyrics!

Lucy: Don't forget I wrote them!

Lincoln: [to the audience] I remember the last time and I don't want to experience it again! I'll pretend I don't know it's happening and I'll leave.

Lincoln went down and heard Lynn arguing with Lisa.

Lynn: You dare to tell me this nasty fluid will help me?

Lisa: I spent 3 days on making this prototype stimulant and you just spitted it!

Lynn: You should have worked on it's taste!

Lisa: Taste does not matter. What matters are the proteines I mixed with...

Lynn: Blah, blah, blah! You're no good cook!

Lisa: Soon you'll be no good at anything!

Lincoln: [to the audience] Another argument! Just great.

Then Lincoln saw at kitchen Luan feeding Lily.

Luan: Here the plane is flying! [she put a spoon into Lily's mouth]

Lily: [she spitted the food] Bleh!

Luan: Hey! You don't like this soup? I didn't spend 2 hours on making this so would spit it!

Lily: Meh!

Luan: You don't like my soup! How about not feeding you at all?!

Leni: How dare you threat our baby sister with not feeding her?!

Luan: Don't butt in!

Lincoln: [to the audience] This is just sad.

Then Lincoln saw Cliff fighting Gary over litter box.

Lincoln: [to the audience] You've got to be kidding me! Whole house is arguing! Dang it! I'm out of here!

Lincoln ran from his house and accidentally bumped on Lori.

Lori: Watch where you're running, twerp!

Lincoln: [nervously] Please! Don't yell at me! I have a hard day today! All siblings argue at home, even pets argue!

Lori: So you ran away. [Sigh] I literally found a good time to leave then. I'm going to mini-golf, come with me, it will be fun.

Lincoln: Why are you inviting me?

Lori: Because with a sibling this play will be literally much better.

Lincoln: But golf is boring. You just hit metal ball with a metal stick.

Lori: Have you ever played golf?

Lincoln: If video game doesn't count then no.

Lori: Then how can you be sure it's boring, if you've never played it? Come with me and you'll see how cool game it is. I doubt you'd rather stay here and listen to those arguments.

Lincoln: I rather get bored than crushed. I'm in.

Lori: This will be a nice Saturday just for two of us. Come to Vanzilla and sit next to me.

Lori and Lincoln arrived at Hole In One-derland. Lincoln was carring Lori's golf stuff, when she paid for playtime for her and her brother.

Lori: Rule is simple. Try to hit the ball to the hole with minimal number of hits. I have years of experience so I can do it with one hit.

Lincoln: And that's all?

Lori: It's sounds simple but it's not that easy. You need to take a proper pose, hit the ball with proper strength and with proper angle. Look at me, see how I do it.

TBA

Trivia

 * Idea for the story came from episode Back in Black, when it was revealed that Lori is an excellent golfer.