User blog:MrTyeDye/Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: Episode 18 (Preview)

undefinedLincoln and Lily went over to the community college. ''"Excuse me. Do you know where I can find Hugh?" Lincoln asked.''

"West wing, room 816," said the secretary.

Lisa: And Lincoln doesn't even need to mention his surname. I suppose he's lucky that there's only one "Hugh" at the entire university.

"Thanks," Lincoln thanked. ''He walked all the way to Hugh's dorm and knocked on it. And there was an answer from his former tutor.''

"Oh! Lincoln. It's you. Salutations, old chap," he greeted.

"Hi, Hugh. It's been a while, hasn't it?"

"I say, it has. So, what brings you to this neck of Royal-"  ''Hugh tried to ask until he noticed Lily. He then screamed in horror at the sight of the baby because he thought she was one of them.''

''"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" he begged.''

[The five in them stare at the screen in silence for a few seconds.]

Lincoln: Wow. There is a lot to unpack here.

Lori: I take it you have just as many questions about this as I do.

Lincoln: Maybe more. First of all, how did he know that Lily was my baby sister? Second of all, who would get that afraid of sexual advances from a baby? In fact, who would even expect sexual advances from a baby?

Luna: Well, we did freak him out somethin' nasty when he came to our house. [Scratches the back of her head]

Lincoln: Right, except that in that situation, he had to fend off nine of you. Ten, including Dad. Here, he's just dealing with one. And she's a baby. It's not the same.

"Don't worry, Hugh. This is Lily. She wouldn't be all over you like Lana on a mud puddle. She's just a baby," Lincoln told her. He walked over and Lily just waved at Hugh with a cute smile.

''"Hi!" Lily greeted him in a platonic fashion.''

''"She's...not like your other sisters?" Hugh questioned just to make sure.''

''[Lily puffs out her chest and grins. Lincoln pats her on the head.]''

Lincoln: Aw, who respects others' physical boundaries? You do! You do!

"Not at all. She's too young to establish romantic feelings," Lincoln assured her. Lily nodded, showing she was only acquainting with Hugh.

"I'm sorry, Lincoln. It's just the last time I visited your house, your sisters were amorously suffocating," Hugh apologized.

Lisa: That's a rather colorful way to put it.

He then had flashbacks to the last time he was at the Loud House.

[Lincoln's sisters going "Buh...buh...buh"

Luna hopping around with her tongue out

The pets minus Geo clinging to him

Lola using a periscope

Lynn Sr. greeting him in a friendly British fashion at first

Lisa smiling creepily

The girls wanting to take photos of his "gluteus maximus"

Lola wanting a tea party with him Lana in the doghouse

The rest barging into Lincoln's room when his studies were over

The girls and their dad chasing him after he escaped

Hugh was shaking in fear over that experience.

Lori: Were we really that bad?

Lincoln: Reread the last eleven lines and then ask that again.

[Beat]

Lisa: I suppose we did get quite carried away.

Luna: But we couldn't help ourselves, dude!

[Lily just shakes her head in disappointment.]

This weekend on Peeking Through the Fourth Wall: "Hughs and Kisses" by DandyAndy1989! Don't miss it!