User blog:007Jamesdean/Canada Mutant Island P1

It starts in my room. I am packing for a very interesting reason.

Me: [To the Viewers] Oh hello there. In case you're wondering why I'm packing up, I got accepted onto a cool reality TV show up near the border between the United States and Canada. It's on an island near Muskoka, Ontario, Canada. The show is called [Holds up a poster] Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, Hosted by Chris McLean and the grand prize is $1 Million in Canadian money which is $797,480.00 in USD. This is gonna be awesome! I'm gonna be gone for 8 weeks and after I finish telling my friends I'm off. [I finish packing all of my things] Okay. I'm all packed. Now to tell my friends.

I slide down to the living room of the Loud's and I have my suitcase with me.

Me: Guys! I just came to tell you that I'm off.

Lori: It is gonna be so cool seeing you on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island!

Lana: It's my all time favorite show and I heard that the competition is gonna be fierce this year.

Me: I know. Now I know you're probably gonna say "What are you all gonna do while I'm gone?" But I've already thought ahead of that. Varie is gonna be with you all. Anyway. I'm not gonna be that far away from you guys. I'm going to Wawanakwa Island near Muskoka, Ontario, Canada.

Lisa: That is 338.1 miles northeast across the United States-Canada Border and is in Lake Huron.

Me: That's right. But we'll still talk to eachother on my laptop. Well guys I got to go. I'll see you all in a few weeks.

Everyone: Bye J.D.!

I get in a cab and it drives me to Lake Huron.

Naruto is with me too.

Naruto: I'm really excited to be on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island with you.

Me: Me too little bro. I got clearence via my passport.

Naruto: Me too.

We both hold up our passports.

Cab Driver: I'm jealous of you two. Total Drama is my all time favorite show and I always wanted to be on that show.

Me: I believe it.

We arrive at a dock by Lake Huron.

Me: Thanks man. What do we owe you?

Cab Driver: It's free man. Go win that cool mill J.D.!

Me: I will. Thanks man.

The cab drove off.

Me: Ready bro?

Naruto: You bet.

We ran on the water to Camp Wawanakwa and we arrived in less than an hour. We arrived at Wawanakwa Island.

Me: So this is Wawanakwa Island. It's beautiful.

Naruto: It sure is.

?: Guys!

We both saw the host of the show Chris McLean.

Me: Chris McLean. It's such an honor to meet you man.

Chris: Same here. J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. I've heard so many good things about you guys.

Naruto: We get that alot wherever we go.

Chris: You guys are two hours early and the other competitors won't be here until then.

Me: I had a feeling we were early. Being a ninja has its perks.

I look into the islands forest.

Me: Wow! The forest is completely different from what I remember seeing on Total Drama Island.

Naruto: Yeah it looks like it's been mutated.

Chris: That's because I've done some tweaks to the show.

Me: I can't wait to see them. Chris I loved the songs you all did on Total Drama World Tour. That was awesome. Everyone has great singing talent.

Chris: I'm glad you like that J.D. Let me give you both a tour of the island.

Me: Okay.

We go into the mess hall.

Chris: This is our Mess Hall where you can talk to all the camper and have some time before the challenges I'll be giving you all.

Naruto: It's really nice man.

Chris: Thank you. This is my friend Chef Hatchett.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Chef Hatchett Sir!

Chef Hatchett: Pleasure is all mine soldier.

Me: I had a feeling that Chef Hatchett was a soldier for the Canadian Army so I had to be respectful.

Chris: That's okay.

Chris showed us our cabins where we'll be staying for the next 8 weeks.

Chris: That's the campsite for you.

Me: It's really cool man. Also we have something to tell you both about Naruto's background.

Chris: All right.

In the cafeteria Naruto took Chris and Chef into his mindscape and explained the full depth of his dark background to Chris and Chef and were crying.

Chris: (Crying) Naruto that is really horrible!

Chef: That kind of stuff would give even the hardest soldier nightmares for life. I'm sorry that happened to you man.

Naruto: It's all right Chef. But thank you for your concern.

Me: Naruto is now my adopted little brother. He and I are very close to eachother.

Chris: I can tell.

A boat horn is heard.

Chris: Oh. The other campers are here.

Me: I can't wait to meet them.

We go to the beach and we saw a boat come in and it had new players on it.

Chris: Welcome to Season 4 of Total Drama folks and we're back where season 1 took place: Camp Wawanakwa! Anyway, I'm Chris McLean and we have another great series of epice challenges for all of you! The rules of the game are still the same and things have totally changed around here in a TOTALLY DEADLY WAY! We have lots of life threatening challenges for everyone and last one standing wins ONE, MILLION, DOLLARS! Please welcome our campers! Meet Jasmine!

Jasmine was an adventurous Australian girl.

Jasmine: (Australian Accent) Wow! This island sure is a beaut! Chris it's such an honor to meet you mate!

Chris: You too.

Jasmine came to us.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Jasmine.

Jasmine: J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze! I've heard so much about you both and you adventures!

Naruto: We're very well known throughout much of the world.

Me: Are you from Australia?

Jasmine: I sure am.

Me: (Australian Accent) I love Australia mate. Welcome to Total Drama.

Jasmine: Ripper!

Me: (Normal Voice) I actually went to Australia and saw lots of cool landscapes and Sydney is awesome.

Jasmine: It sure is mate.

Chris: Here's Scott!

Scott: Just stay out of my way.

Me: Sheesh. What's his problem?

Naruto: He sounds a lot like Sasuke was before we changed him.

Me: No kidding.

Chris: Mike who is also Manitoba Smith, Svetlana, Chester and Vito!

Mike: It's such an honor to be here Chris. (Gasps and voice changes) DAGBLAST IT! YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS! (Gasps and Voice Changes) (Italian Accent) Put your hands up! (Gasps and Voice Changes) (Russian Accent) Lets give them a challenge! (Gasps and Voice Changes) (Australian Accent) G'Day Sheila's. (Gasps and reverts back) Okay guys we have to stay in control. J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? It's an awesome pleasure to meet you both!

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you too Mike. You have Multiple Personality Disease?

Mike: Yes I do.

Me: I actually know someone that once had that. But we cured her.

Mike: That's what I heard man. It's gonna be awesome having you both here.

Naruto: I can't wait.

Chris: Here's Dawn!

Dawn walked up to us and she was a pretty girl and butterflies were fluttering around her.

Dawn: (Talking to a butterfly) What's that? J.D. and Naruto are here? I can see that. J.D., Naruto it's such a pleasure to meet you both.

Me: Same here Dawn.

Dawn: Your auras tell me that you both have done so much good for both nature and the world.

Me: Interesting. You have aura sight too.

Dawn: That's right.

Me: You would like my friend Vince. He has aura sight and Crystal powers.

Dawn: I'll have to meet him someday.

Naruto: He is great Dawn.

Dawn: I'm sure and (To Mike) I've never seen so many different colors before.

Me: He has Multiple Personality Disease and I think it's cool for him.

Dawn: That's interesting.

Chris: Here's Lightning!

A Boy in a blue jersey came out of nowhere and landed by us.

Lightning: Hello everyone! LIGHTNING IS IN THE HOUSE!

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Lightning.

Lightning: J.D. Knudson! I've heard so many big things about you. And Naruto it's such a pleasure to meet you.

Naruto: It's mutual.

Me: I can tell you have a huge love for sports. I should introduce you to my friend Lynn Loud Jr. She is a powerful sports master like you.

Lightning: I'm honored that you know another sports star J.D.

Me: Thank you. What sports do you play Lightning?

Lightning: All of them! I'm number 1 dude!

Me: Go get em dude!

Naruto: Yeah!

Chris: Amy and Samey!

Two twin cheerleader girls came.

Sammy: My name is pronounced Sammy.

Sammy was the nice twin and I could tell that Amy is the evil twin.

Amy: Stop complaining Samey.

Me: Lola & Lana in teenage form.

Sammy: J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? It's is so awesome to meet you.

Me: Same here Sammy.

Amy: Stop wasting my time Samey!

Me: I take it you're Amy?

Amy: Yeah. Just don't get in my way.

She walked off.

Naruto: Sheesh what is her problem?

Sammy: Amy has always been the superior twin next to me. I've always been 2nd class.

Naruto: She's like an Evil Female Sasuke.

Me: I can believe it bro.

Mike: That's horrible Sammy. I think you have a great talent in everything like Amy does. She's just too blind to see it.

Me: I agree. We'll do our best to help you.

Sammy: Thanks guys.

Chris: Here's Leonard!

Leonard was a wizard kid.

Leonard: It's an honor to meet you Chris. I might cast a spell on you if I don't win.

Chris: Okay.

Leonard: J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? I've heard so many good things about your achievements.

Me: It's mutual. Are you wanting to become a magician?

Leonard: I am a magician it's just that my spells haven't been working out at all.

Me: Hey I'll help you when I can man.

Leonard: Thank you J.D.

Chris: Sugar!

Sugar: (Southern Accent) Oh my Lord! It's a real honor to be here! J.D. Knudson! You are awesome!

Me: It's mutual. It's a pleasure to meet you Sugar. Are you from the south in the U.S.?

Sugar: I sure am. I'm from Alabama.

Me: Awesome. Always a pleasure to see a fellow countrywoman.

Sugar: Same here darling.

Chris: Ella!

A girl dressed in a Snow White Princess gown landed onto the dock as birds were carrying her.

Ella: (Singing) We've just landed on the dock and I bid you all ado from the bottom of my heart. (Normal Talk) It's such an honor to meet you Chris. J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. You are both princes that are perfect for anyone.

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you too Ella. You have a beautiful singing voice.

Ella: Thank you.

Naruto: You would love our friend Lola Loud. She's a beauty pageant queen and a princess.

Ella: I'm sure she would be an awesome friend.

Chris: Shawn!

Shawn was a paranoid kid.

Shawn: Was that a zombie!?

Me: There are no zombies here man.

Shawn: J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? It's an awesome honor to meet you both.

Me: Same here. Are you training for a Zombie Apocalypse?

Shawn: Yes I am.

Me: Me and my friends at the Loud House had the flu and it made them act like Zombies. It was weird.

Shawn: The Zombie Flu. That's unusual.

Me: It was. It was the influenza virus that was making them act like Zombies.

Shawn: That is weird.

Naruto: Yeah it was. But everyone got better in a couple of days.

Shawn: That's a relief.

Chris: Cameron!

A short boy came.

Cameron: It's a pleasure to meet you Chris. J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? I've heard so many good things about you.

Me: It's mutual. Are you an inventor like our friend Lisa?

Cameron: I invent lots of interesting things and you know Lisa Loud?

Me: Yes we do. She's one of our best friends.

Cameron: That's awesome! We are both friends in the science world and we have an awesome knack for science.

Naruto: I can believe it.

Chris: Here's Zoey!

Zoey was a sweet girl that had a flower in her hair.

Zoey: I'm kinda nervous about all of this.

Me: It's okay Zoey. This is new for all of us too.

Zoey: J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? This is awesome! It's gonna be so cool to work with you guys.

Naruto: I believe it.

Chris: And our final new contestant: Alan!

Alan: It's so cool to see you Chris.

Me: (Gasp) Alan!? Is that you?

Alan: J.D.! Hey bud!

We both hug.

Me: Alan it's so awesome to see you here on Total Drama!

Alan: I know. Who Brought the Tartar Sauce?

Me: (Imitating Ed) Ah Ha Ha Ha!

Alan: (Imitating Ed) Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.

Me: (Imitating Ed) If only we had a sack of Potatoes.

Alan: It's mine Ed!

Me: Bro this is Alan Bushman. He's my best friend from Colorado.

Naruto: It's a pleasure to meet Alan.

Alan: Same here.

Me: We met when I started 9th grade. He's one year behind me.

Alan: Yep.

Naruto: That's cool.

Alan: Yeah. Anyway I'm here to win the million dollars for me and my family.

Me: Right on dude.

Chris: Great reunion guys. And finally we have some members of Season 1's cast returning. Here's Gwen.

Gwen was a goth girl.

Gwen: You know how much I hate coming here Chris. (Sees me and Naruto) J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. I've heard so many big things about you both.

Me: We get that alot. I saw you on Season 1 and congratulations on winning the 100K.

Gwen: Thanks J.D.

Chris: Duncan!

A boy with a green mohawk arrived.

Duncan: Stuff it Chris. J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze? Awesome!

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Duncan. Way to kick butt in Season 2.

Duncan: Thanks man. I feel very bad for Courtney though. Maybe I should talk to her.

Me: I saw that on Season 3. That was horrible.

Duncan: Yeah. But I'm hoping I can reconsile with her.

Naruto: You can do it man. And if that fails there's plenty of other fish in the sea.

Duncan: That's true. Thank you.

Chris: Courtney!

A girl in grey came.

Courtney: I have my lawyers ready for you Chris. Just in case. (Gasp) J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze! This is so cool!

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Courtney. I'm so sorry that Duncan did what he did on Season 3. But he wants to try and make it up to you somehow.

Courtney: I appreciate you telling me this J.D.

Me: No problem.

Chris: Here's Heather!

All: OH NO!

Heather arrived as flames appeared in the background behind her.

Heather: Chris you know how much I hate this show.

Me: So you're Heather. I've seen your dirty tricks.

Heather: Just do what I say and we'll have an understanding.

Me: Sorry but I don't take orders from you.

Naruto: Me neither.

Heather: You are so gonna regret it.

Me: Do your worst.

Chris: Here's Izzy!

Swinging on a vine came Izzy and she was a girl of the wild.

Izzy: Hey guys!

Me: It's an awesome honor to meet you Izzy. My friend Lana would love you.

Izzy: It's such an honor to meet you J.D. I'm sure she would love me too.

Me: Lana is a girl that loves all animals and she loves the wild.

Izzy: She sounds awesome.

Naruto: She may be 6 but she is awesome.

Izzy: I can believe it Naruto.

Chris: Here's Owen!

A big guy came.

Owen: Woo-Whoo! It is so awesome to be back guys.

Me: Owen! How's it going dude?

Owen: J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze!? Awesome! It's an honor to finally meet my pen pals.

Me: Same here dude.

Naruto: It's awesome to meet you in person man.

Owen: Same here Naruto.

Chris: Alot reunions are happening today huh? Finally here's Bridgette!

Surfing on a wave was Bridgette. A blonde surfer girl.

Bridgette: It's so cool to be back. J.D. Knudson and Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze are here too? Awesome!

Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Bridgette. How are things with you and Geoff?

Bridgette: Geoff is an awesome and sweet guy. I want to win the million so we can start our family. I'm now engaged to him.

She shows a diamond engagement ring.

Me: Congratulations Bridgette.

Naruto: Awesome.

Gwen: Way to go Bridgette.

Owen: Congrats Bridge.

Bridgette: Thanks guys.

Me: This is gonna be so awesome. I can't wait to have some fun.

Me, Naruto, Alan, Jasmine, Scott, Mike, Dawn, Lightning, Shawn, Amy & Sammy, Leonard, Ella, Sugar, Cameron, Zoey, Gwen, Bridgette, Owen, Heather, Duncan, Izzy and Courtney stood ready.

Chris: And we are going to start right now. It's time for our first Challenge. Something I call Obstacle Course of Mayhem! (Evil Chuckle)

We were placed onto our teams. Me, Alan, Naruto, Izzy, Dawn, Gwen, Mike, Zoey, Sammy, Ella, Bridgette, Shawn, Jasmine and Courtney were called the ATOMIC OWLS! And the rest were called the NUCLEAR BEARS!

The Atomic Owls logo was an owl with 3 eyes and 2 sets of wings and the Nuclear bears was a grizzly bear that had 6 arms and a mouth in its stomach.

We later saw an intense obstacle course. It was totally over a mud field that had mutant beavers and it had a bridge, a spinning log, bounce balloons, a weaving course and more.

We had to go through the course while carrying our teams mascots.

I went first and I was against Scott.

Scott: I got all of this in the bag.

Me: Your overconfidence will be your undoing.

Scott: We'll see.

Chris: Go!

We ran and got onto the bridge and I pushed Scott over the side and he fell face first into the mud and the beavers chased after him.

Me: Loser.

I got to Naruto at the spinning logs.

Me: Here bro.

Naruto: Thanks J.D.

Naruto takes the owl gently and he ran across the logs no problem.

Naruto: Here Alan.

Alan: Thanks Naruto.

Naruto gave the mutant owl to Alan and Alan jumped across some tall rock spikes. He got to the other side and handed the mutant owl to Dawn.

Dawn: Thanks Alan.

Alan: You're welcome Dawn.

Dawn swung on a rope and weaved around some giant baseball bat sculptures and she landed in a baseball glove.

Chris: The Atomic Owls win!

We all cheer and the Nuclear Bears were disappointed and glaring at Scott.

At the campfire ceremony the Nuclear Bears were voting while we were watching.

Chris told them that whoever gets the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom is the one that can never come back.

Everyone but Scott got a marshmallow and Scott got the radioactive Marshmallow and it burned him bad.

Chris: Scott it's time to go.

Scott: This can't be happening.

Me: It is loser!

Amy: J.D. you're not supposed to be here.

Me: I know. I just like to watch. Besides I knocked him into the mud and we won. I'm just enjoying his pain. Schadenfreude.

Chris: Funny.

Me: But you're not gonna take them out of here by boat are you?

Chris: No I've got something even better.

Chris showed us a big catapult.

Chris: Behold the patent pending Catapult of Losers. Or as I call it the Hurl of Shame.

Me: Cool.

Chris: J.D. since you knocked Scott out you get to do the honors.

Me: With pleasure Chris.

Scott got in the Catapult and he was enraged.

Scott: You haven't heard the last of me J.D. I will have my revenge!

Me: Go blow it out your nose, Buttface!

I pull a lever and Scott was hurled a long distance.

Me: (Whistles) That's a long distance. I hope his lungs can be used as pillows.

Chris: (Laughs) Well done J.D.

Me: Thanks Chris.

Chris: See you next challenge man.

Me: Will do.

At our cabin I had my laptop computer out and called Lincoln.

Lincoln answered.

Lincoln: Hey J.D.

Me: Hey Lincoln. Did you guys see us on T.V.?

Lincoln: We sure did and you all were awesome!

Me: Thanks buddy. Oh guys I want you all to meet someone. This is my best friend Alan Bushman. We went to school together over in Colorado.

Alan: Hello.

Lincoln: It's a pleasure to meet you Alan.

Alan: Same here. I've heard all kinds of awesome things about you.

Lincoln: Well it's all mutual.

Me: Yeah. Hey guys come here and meet my friends.

Everyone gathered and they saw Lincoln.

Courtney: So you're Lincoln Loud. It's a pleasure. I'm Courtney.

Lincoln: It's a pleasure.

Everyone introduced themselves.

Lincoln: It's a pleasure to meet all of you.

Sammy: I've heard alot of good things about you Lincoln.

Lincoln: I know. I saw your sister on T.V. She's like an evil female version of Sasuke.

Sammy: Who is Sasuke?

Naruto: He's my best friend and he's a ninja. He has a very dark past and he used to have this bad avenger complex in him until we changed him.

Jasmine: Oh I've seen him before and he was awesome.

Lincoln: Yeah. Amy is like a much more evil Sasuke. Female style.

Sammy: That's a good way to put it Lincoln.

Lincoln: Congratulations on winning the first challenge guys.

Me: Thanks buddy. We have a long road ahead of us and it's gonna be tough.

Lincoln: Good luck guys and I hope you win J.D.

Me: I plan on having the whole team win. I found a loophole that if the whole team wins without losing a single contestant that team wins automatically.

Lincoln: That's a good strategy.

Bridgette: It is. I hope we all win.

Me: Me too. Well See ya buddy we got to get some shut eye.

Lincoln: Okay. We'll be rootin for you all. Bye.

Me: Bye Lincoln.

The call clicks off and we all hit the hay.

Continues in part 2.