User blog comment:The Epicness9000/Today's my birthday!/@comment-34044763-20180817195616

Oh... It's your happy birthday Here's your happy birthday song And on your happy birthday, Nothing can go wrong

I can tell that you're all grumpy 'Cause you've been around a while Just because you're old and frumpy Doesn't mean you shouldn't smile Because...

It's your happy birthday Here's your happy birthday song And your birthday best be happy, 'Cause you won't be around for long!

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So, try not to be so sad 'Bout your impending doom, Someday, we'll light birthday candles On your frigid tomb

Oh... It's your happy birthday Here's your happy birthday song And your birthday won't be happy, 'Til you all sing along! Everybody!

Oh... It's your happy birthday Here's your happy birthday song

I can tell that you're all grumpy 'Cause you've been around a while Just because you're old and frumpy doesn't Mean you shouldn't... What's that I see? Ohhhhhhhh...!!! Smile!

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Happy birthday, Epicness!