User blog:Steven A. Lucas/Steven Lucas in The Loud House: Relative Chaos Part Two (FANFIC)

Hello again. Steven's here. Here's part two of my version of Relative Chaos. In part two, this is where I get to meet the Casagrandes, they are really cool people. I hope you enjoy it. I do not own the rights of the show, it belongs to its rightful owners. Enjoy!

Steven Lucas in The Loud House

Relative Chaos (Part Two)

Originally Written by Sammie Crowley, Daniel Dominguez, and Whitney Wetta

Re-Written a bit by Steven A. Lucas

[Part two begins where Lincoln is shocked by the news that Ronnie Anne is staying at the apartment forever.]

Lincoln: [shocked from hearing the news] "You're WHAT?!"

Steven: [shocked after hearing the news] “ARE THEY CRAZY!!!”

[They’re talking to Ronnie Anne on video chat.]

Ronnie Anne: "Believe me. It's not my idea."

Lincoln: "Well, did you tell your family you don't want to?"

Ronnie Anne: "They're not gonna listen to me. It's ten against one."

Lincoln: "I've been there before. Well, don't worry. You've called the right person."

Steven: “Or the right people.”

Ronnie Anne: "I know. Put Lori on."

[Lincoln, disappointed he's not the one she wanted help from.]

Steven: “''Fine. I really bet she still missed Bobby or not.''”

[Lincoln and Steven puts Lori, who is wearing the businesscat hoodie, on video chat.]

Lori: "Hey, Ronnie Anne. What's up?"

[Cut to outside the Loud House after she hears the unfortunate news.]

Lori: [furious] "YOU'RE WHAT?!" [starts driving all the way to the Casagrande's] "I don't know what Bobby's thinking, but I am gonna tell him what he should be thinking!"

[Lincoln is with her.]

Lincoln: "I still don't get why  I  have to come along."

Lori: [rioting] "BECAUSE RONNIE ANNE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!"

Lincoln: "She is not my girlfriend!"

Steven: Come on Lori, will you just relax and calm down. I mean I only wanted to come to see her family. And you need to catch a break from Bobby.

Lori: "Lincoln, Steven, we are literally crossing a bridge. Do you two really want to get into an argument WITH ME RIGHT NOW?!" [makes an intimidating face to her brother.]

[Lincoln and Steven realizes just how furious his oldest sister is and just stops.]

Steven: [scared] Okay, just shutting up for the rest of the trip.

''[Steven takes out his iPod to listen to his music. He’s now listening to Alkaline Trio’s “Time to Waste”.]''

''[Back at the Casagrande's, Rosa is finishing up the cake and everyone else except Ronnie Anne is getting ready. She hears Lincoln, Steven, and Lori drive up and is happy to see them.]''

Ronnie Anne: [acting] "Oh, I wonder who that could be. I'll just let them in."

[She presses the buzzer, hears Lincoln, Steven and Lori knock, and lets them in, however, they seem slightly torn up.]

Steven: [coming in] Can you believe what’s going on outside.

Lincoln: [coming in] "Did you guys know there's a vicious gang of cats trying to get in here?"

''[Lalo whimpers in fear. Carl notices Lori and pretends to have done a lot of one-armed push-ups.]''

Carl: [feigning] "Five thousand-" [sees Lori] "Oh. How embarrassing. I didn't see you guys walk in."

Ronnie Anne: [ignoring Carl] "Anyway, this is Lori, Bobby's girlfriend." [hearing that last part upsets Carl] "And this is Lincoln."

Frida: [excited] "Your boyfriend!" [takes a photo of them]

[Lincoln and Ronnie Anne speak in unison while nervously sweating.]

Lincoln: "No, I'm not!"

Ronnie Anne: "No, he's not!"

Steven: Okay, let’s start over. I am Steven Lucas, and I am a loyal visitor of Royal Woods. Now Ronnie Anne, please who are these nice folks of yours.

Ronnie Anne: [introducing the Casagrande's to the Loud's] "This is my mom's brother, Carlos, his wife, Frida, their kids Carlota, CJ, Carl, and Carlitos, and my grandma and grandpa. Anyway, Lori, you must really miss Bobby. He's in the bodega. Let's go." [takes Lori to the bodega, leaving Lincoln and Steven with the rest of the family.]

Steven: Hello.

Rosa: "Lincoln, after such a long drive, you must be famished."

Lincoln: "I could eat."

Steven: Well I haven’t eaten lunch since we drove, but I would most likely to eat here.

''[In the bodega, Bobby is labeling the items prices with a pricing gun, with his face covered in price tags. Enter his sister and girlfriend.]''

Ronnie Anne: "Bobby, look! It's your beautiful, devoted girlfriend. She came all this way to see you." [leaves the two of them alone.]

Bobby: "Wow, babe, this is the best day ever. First, I get a sticker gun, and now  you're  here?"

Lori: [serious tone] "Bobby, what is all this about you moving away!?"

Bobby: "I know it may seem like a shock, but don't worry. I have everything figured out. My grandpa said I could work in the bodega with him, and this place is really rad. Let me show you around. You're gonna love where I put the milk." [takes her]

Lori: [stammering over his talking.] "But-but-but..." [gets pulled into the tour.]

[Lori now has price tags on her face.]

Ronnie Anne: "What do you mean you didn't convince him?"

Lori: "He talked about the bodega for 40 minutes until the beef jerky guy showed up, and at that point, I had literally reached my limit."

Ronnie Anne: [sighs and ponders] "We need to do something to get Bobby's attention."

[Flashback to her wearing those outfits with Carlota.]

Carlota: "Ooh! Now you're gonna get all the boys' attention."

[End flashback]

Ronnie Anne: [gasps] "I know!" [grabs and pulls Lori's arm.]

Lori: "What is with this family and the arm pulling?"

[Lincoln and Steven has just finished Rosa's food and is feeling bloated.]

Lincoln: [pats his belly and groans nauseously.] "I think I ate too much."

Steven: [pats his stomach and groans nauseously] Yeah. Ronnie Anne’s grandma can cook like champ. But those tamales are so divine. And the carne adovada is so hot that my heart will burn.

[Enter CJ acting like a pirate.]

CJ: "Hey, Lincoln, wanna play Pirates?"

Lincoln: "Aw, I'd love to play Pirates, CJ, but I have a stomachache."

Rosa: "I can take care of that." [licks her finger and puts it in Lincoln's bellybutton.]

Lincoln: "What are you-" [suddenly feels better] "Oh." [to CJ] "Let's do this!" [starts playing with CJ] "En garde!"

[As they play, Rosa does the same thing to Steven]

Steven: [feeling better] Wow, I feel better. Thanks Grandma Casagrande.

Rosa: Anytime.

[Steven turns to Carlota, as she paints her fingernails]

Steven: So, you’re Carlota.

Carlota: Yeah.

Steven: I would say that Ronnie Anne has a very interesting family. But you are one true fashionista.

Carlota: Thank you. That’s so kind for a gentleman like you.

Steven: [blushing] Yes I am.

[Then, Ronnie Anne comes back and grabs Carlota and takes her to Lori.]

Ronnie Anne: "I need you to do a makeover."

Carlota: [cheers] "Finally! We'll start by throwing out all of these clothes." [tugs on her cousin's clothes] "I usually donate, but nobody is gonna want these."

Ronnie Anne: "Not me, her!" [referring to Lori]

[Lori waves to Carlota.]

Carlota: "Oh. See, I didn't mean that. You have just a really...unique look. It's sorta rugged, yet-"

Ronnie Anne: [irritated and fed up] "Dude, move on."

''[In the bodega, while Bobby is stocking some of the fruit, Carl takes a peanut out of his pocket and hits Bobby with it. Bobby turns and Carl whistles casually. As Bobby walks off, Lori comes in with an all new look, which catches Carl's eye.]''

Carl [infatuated on a stool] "Va-va-voom! Bonita chiquita! Forget about Bobby. You're too beautiful for him. You're a ten! He's a four."

Lori: "You're very cute, but I  really  need to talk to Bobby."

Carl: "Ah, playing hard to get? Challenge accepted. You will be the gazelle, and I will be the puma." [roars playfully and then trips over the store, knocking over the flour and covering Lori in it.]

Bobby: "Whoa, babe! Are you okay?" [notices the mess] "Uh...I'm gonna have to charge you for that flour."

''[Lori looks annoyed by that. Then, Steven comes in and greets Bobby.]''

Steven: Hey Bobby, I just wanted to say hi to you and-

[Steven notices Lori with her new look.]

Steven: Hey beautiful. Do you want to go out with me sometime?

Lori: Steven. It’s me, Lori.

[Steven took a moment to realize it was Lori.]

Steven: Oh sorry. I thought you were a mysterious woman.

[Lori looks annoyed by his response.]

Ronnie Anne: [pounds her fist on the table.] "We need a new plan, and fast."

Lori: "But what?"

Steven: Well, if you two are having fun with Bobby, that not only true love harnesses your heartstrings, but it soothes out your inner thoughts of romance. Much like that episode of Dream Boat.

[A promo for the Dream Boat finale comes on.]

Announcer: "Tune in tonight for the finale of the Dream Boat. Can Bryant keep hope afloat with his one-on-one dinghy date with Karen? Or will it be man overboard?"

Sergio: [squawks] "Dinghy date!"

Steven: The parrot has a point.

[This gives Lori and Ronnie Anne an idea.]

[On the rooftop, Lori, dressed in a sailor get-up, brings a blindfolded Bobby up and he takes the blindfold off.]

Lori: "Ta-da!" [shows him a replica of the dinghy date.] "A one-on-one dinghy date. Sort of."

Bobby: "Wow. Just like the Dream Boat. It's so romantic, babe."

Lori: "I know. Because we're so romantic. I mean, we literally have such a great connection. Don't you think?"

Bobby: "Totally. And I was gonna tell you-"

Delivery Guy: "HELP!"

[Bobby sees that the delivery guy's cargo is being attacked by the cat gang.]

Delivery Guy: "Ay, my mangoes!"

Bobby: "My mango guy's in trouble! I'm sorry, babe. Bodega business calls."

[He leaves and Lori sighs with disappointment.]

[Ronnie Anne and Lori sneak into her grandparents' room.]

Ronnie Anne: "You keep an eye out for my grandma." [checks under the bed and finds a case.] "She's got cures and potions for everything. There must be something for clueless boyfriends. Hmm." [holds up a bottle in a heart-shaped vale.] "This looks interesting."

[Later, they have a cookie with Bobby's name on it and Ronnie Anne dabs the love potion on it with a heart-shaped smoke cloud coming out.]

Ronnie Anne: "Remember, it's very important that you're the first person Bobby sees after he eats this."

Lori: "Got it."

[Outside the bodega, Lori goes to Bobby who is sweeping the area, sneaks up behind him and gives the OK to Ronnie Anne.]

Lori: [feigning casualty] "Hi, Boo-Boo Bear. I thought you might be hungry. I baked you a cookie."

Bobby: "Oh, chocolate chip! Score!"

[Enter another customer]

Vito: "Uh, excuse me. Can you tell me where you put the milk?" [smiles with his teeth giving off a gleam.]

Bobby: "You must be Vito."

Vito: "How did you know?"

Bobby: "Uh, just a lucky guess." [to Lori] "One sec, babe. I gotta help this customer." [goes to help Vito]

[Both Lori and Ronnie Anne groan in complete frustration and Sergio comes flying out the window, snatches the cookie off the plate, eats it, and sees Bobby.]

Bobby: "Alright, Mr. Filliponio, have a great rest of your day."

''[Vito leaves with a big smile on his face. Bobby turns and sees Sergio eyeing him romantically.]''

Sergio: [under the power of the love cookie; squawks passionately.] "Who's the hunk? Hubba, hubba!"

[Bobby doesn't like the sound of that and runs away with Sergio in hot pursuit.]

''[Lori is dragging Lincoln by his arm. While Steven simply walks out.]''

Lincoln: "We're leaving? But Mrs. Casagrande's baking a cake!"

Steven: Yeah, we were supposed to stay for the feast and dance with the Casagrande’s. My bet would be Carlota. So why should we leave.

Lori: [heartbroken] "Lincoln, Steven, I literally just lost my boyfriend." [angrily] "Do you really wanna argue with me right now?"

Steven: Well, that’s not what you said earlier.

[Enter Bobby covered in feathers thanks to Sergio.]

Bobby: "Babe, where are you going?"

Lori: [furious] "What do you care? Why don't you just go back to your precious bodega? You obviously care about it more than you care about me!" [starts sobbing]

Lincoln: "I'm just gonna go help Mrs. Casagrande with the frosting." [chuckles and rushes back into the apartment.]

Steven: Yeah, I’m going to help them too. [chuckles and rushes back into the apartment.]

Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln, what's happening out there?"

Lincoln: "I don't know. But it was too much drama for me."

Steven: Yeah, more like a tragedy.

Ronnie Anne: [notices something] "Wait a minute. They're hugging, and Lori's smiling. She must have finally convinced him! Yes!"

[Lori comes back in and Ronnie Anne comes running up to her.]

Ronnie Anne: "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" [hugs Lori] "I knew we could do this! I'll go pack up my stuff."

Lori: [sheepishly] "Uh, actually..."

Ronnie Anne: [not happy] "What?"

Lori: "I know I came here to convince Bobby not to move, but after talking to him, I think he should stay."

Ronnie Anne: [aghast] "After he totally forgot about you?"

Lori: "But he didn't. He's actually been thinking really hard about how we can make this work. We'll only be apart for a year, and then we can both go to the college here where your Uncle Carlos teaches."

Ronnie Anne: "Well, that's great for you guys, but what about me? Lincoln, come on, help me out here."

Lincoln: [licking the leftover frosting on the whisk.] "I don't know, Ronnie Anne. I think your family's pretty awesome." [licks the frosting again] "I mean, who can make a cake like this?"

Steven: Yeah. Besides, I am getting along well with the Casagrande’s. I mean, CJ seems nice, Carl is just a funny little kid, Carlota is pretty, their parents, Carlos and Frida, are cool, and their grandparents, Hector and Rosa, are amazingly interesting people. Yeah, Lincoln does have a point you know.

Ronnie Anne: [smacks the whisk out of Lincoln's hand.] "UGH!" [stomps away]

Steven: [looks at Lori and Lincoln] Was it something I said about her family being cool.

[Later that night, Ronnie Anne is sitting outside on the steps upset that nothing worked.]

Maria: [comes outside] "Are you okay, honey? Lincoln said you were out here."

Ronnie Anne: "Mom, I don't wanna move. I like my life back home. I have my own room. I can do my own thing. Here, I can't even go to the bathroom without an audience."

Maria: "I know it would be an adjustment, but think how nice it would be to be part of a big family, and they all love you so much."

Ronnie Anne: "I love them, too. I just..." [makes big pleading eyes]

Maria: "Honey, I would never make you move if you didn't want to. I really wanted this to feel like home for you, but if it doesn't, it doesn't. Why don't you pack up while I break the news?"

Ronnie Anne: "Thanks for understanding, mom."

[They hug and step back into the building, but they forgot to close the door with a note attached to it.]

DON'T FORGET TO LOCK THE  DOOR !

''[At that moment, the cat gang sees this as an opportunity. Ronnie Anne runs to the closet to get her things, but to her surprise, it's been converted into her own room, just like Lincoln's.]''

Carlos: "So, what do you think?"

[Frida takes a photo of Ronnie Anne in her new room.]

Ronnie Anne: "What is this?"

Carlos: "Well, we thought you might need a space of your own."

Carl: [referring to the skateboards and skateboarding posters.] "I put those up. And if you ever wanna go skating, I have been known to shred like a boss."

Carlota: "And I picked out some hoodies for you. We'll work our way up to dresses."

Hector: "And I stocked the fridge with those ice pops you like." [shows her a mini-fridge with them in it.] "You can pay me back later."

Rosa: [nudges her husband for that last statement and holds up an incense container.] "I cleansed the room of evil spirits." [holds up a container of bug spray.] "And spiders."

Frida: [showing her photos] "And I hung some pictures of our beautiful family." [points to a specific one] "I even put up one of you and your boyfriend."

[Lincoln and Ronnie Anne deny in unison.]

Lincoln: "I'm not her boyfriend!"

Ronnie Anne: "He's not my boyfriend!"

CJ: [holding up a sign] "And I made this. It says Ronnie Anne's Room: Keep out!" [gives it to her]

Ronnie Anne: [touched] "Wow, guys. This is incredible. I don't know what to say."

Steven: Yeah, they made it just for you. We’re sorry that you’re upset that you wanted to leave, but I thought this should make you feel… special.

Ronnie Anne: Aw thank you guys, this is really amazing. I got no other words to say.

Maria: "Don't worry, honey. I'll handle it. I'm sorry, everyone, but I think we're going to-"

Ronnie Anne: [interrupting] "Need more snacks for the moving in party!"

Rosa: [screams in a panic] "THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH SNACKS?! I AM SO EMBARRASSED!"

[The others, Lincoln, Steven, and Lori go to help with the snacks while Maria and Ronnie Anne stay behind.]

Maria: "So, you wanna stay?" [Ronnie Anne nods] "What changed your mind?"

Ronnie Anne: "You're right, Mom. It  is  gonna be an adjustment, but maybe it  will  be nice being part of a big family. Especially this one."

[They hug again, but the precious moment is cut when a thud is heard.]

Ronnie Anne and Maria: [horrified] "Oh no. WE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN!"

''[Lalo hears it and the cats barge into the apartment much to the dog's horror. They shred up Carlos and go after the others. Rosa and Carlota attack with brooms, but the cats get them and they run away. Lincoln and CJ attack with their pirate play. The cats strip Hector of his pants, revealing he wears chili pepper boxers.]''

Bobby: [notices them] "Grandpa, sick boxers!" [takes his pants off revealing a pair of his own.] "We should sell them at the bodega!"

Hector: "Great idea!"

Frida: [screaming and taking a quick photo.] "I'M ALLERGIC ON TOP OF EVERYTHING!!!" [wails]

Steven: Woah, nice kitties. Easy. Aahh!

[The cats chase Lalo who runs under the table and knocks the cake into the air.]

The Casagrande's: "THE CAKE!"

Ronnie Anne: [runs in] "I've got it!" [catches it]

''[The Casagrande's sigh with relief, but the cats pass Ronnie Anne, making her trip and drop the cake on her. The cats head out the door and Maria shuts it just as they're all gone. Ronnie Anne is covered in frosting. Lalo licks her and everyone laughs at that. Ronnie Anne joins in on the laughter.]''

[The next day, Lori and Bobby are hugging farewell.]

Lori: "I'm really gonna miss you, Boo-Boo Bear, but I'm so excited about our future together."

Bobby: "Me too, babe. I'll be counting down the days until I see you again."

Carl: [hugging Lori's legs] "As will I."

Bobby: [chuckles] "Carl, could we have a minute?"

Carl: "Fine. But remember, my gazelle, if he ever mistreats you..." [opens his jacket and reveals a tattoo of Lori on his stomach labeled "Mi Amor."] "...this puma will be ready to pounce!"

Carlota: [angrily off-screen] "WHO USED UP ALL OF MY LIMITED EDITION BLACK EYELINER?!"

Carl: [covers himself up and chuckles sheepishly.] "Gotta run!" [goes back inside]

''[Lori and Bobby chuckle at that little moment and hug one more time. Lincoln and Steven are getting theirs and Lori's stuff into Vanzilla.]''

Steven: Well, I think that’s all the stuff. This has been an amazing night at the Casagrande residence. I think Lincoln and I are having a real good time.

Ronnie Anne: Thanks. I mean you guys can come back anytime.

Steven: Thank you Ronnie Anne, I’ll see you again soon.

Ronnie Anne: You got that dude.

Steven: [finger points to Ronnie Anne like pistols] Alright, let’s head out.

Lincoln: [to Ronnie Anne] "So, I guess this is goodbye."

Ronnie Anne: [holds her fist out] "Yeah. Smell you later, lame-o."

[Lincoln flinches at the possible punch, and then Ronnie Anne hugs him instead, and he hugs her back.]

Lincoln: "Whoa. You've never hugged me before."

Ronnie Anne: "Don't get used to it."

[Lincoln prepares to leave but stops.]

Lincoln: "Oh, before I go, here's something that might help you out. It always helps me." [whispers it into Ronnie Anne's ear.]

Ronnie Anne: "Really?"

Lincoln: "Trust me."

[Later that night, in her room with Lalo, Ronnie Anne is enjoying an ice pop.]

Ronnie Anne: [to the viewers] "Well, things are definitely gonna be different for me. My whole family just quadrupled in size. My backyard is now a fire escape, and I definitely need a lock for that bathroom door. It's gonna be quite an adventure, but I'm up for it. Huh. Lincoln was right. It  does  help talking to you guys."

[Enter Sergio]

Sergio: [squawks] "Dream Boat!"

Ronnie Anne: "Ooh! Guess our show's on. Gotta run!" [hops on Lalo] "Giddy up, Lalo!"

[Lalo carries her off to watch the show while Sergio looks at a picture of Bobby.]

Sergio: [looks at a picture of Bobby, still under the cookie's spell; squawks.] "I meant Bobby." [grabs a photo of Bobby and flies off.]

[Rosa closes her door and opens up her dresser which has pictures of the Santiago's and her Elvis candle.]

Rosa: "I told them my candle works every time." [blows it out, fading the episode out.]