Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-32807753-20181203195313/@comment-32807753-20181205012932

Lincoln: Remember? I'm ol' saint Linc. Ho ho ho! Nothing wrong with me!... [rubs back of head] That was a winter joke. Heh...

Luan: (annoyed) Oh we'll see about that! (storms out of the house)

(Back at the park, Lincoln and the girls were counting up money)

Lincoln: (amazed) Wow! One hundred and fifty five dollars made?! That's a lot!

Sophia: Well done Lincoln!

Lincoln: No, I couldn't have done this without you guys. You deserve some of my money.

Zoe: Oh Lincoln's it's okay, we don't need any of your money.

Maria: Besides you earned that money for yourself.

Lincoln: Aww, you guys are the best.

Sophia: No, you're the best Lincoln.

Lynn: Oooh! Mary Sues! Yippee!

Lincoln: How do you know what they are?

Lynn: Mom's lessons. They're really rubbing off of me.

(Suddenly Luan showed up to Lincoln's stand)

Luan: (annoyed) So this is the business you have huh?

Lincoln: Whoa, hey Luan! Would you like a card?

Luan: (annoyed) Why would I want one of your stupid cards!?

Zoe: Hey! Don't be mean like that!

Sophia: Yeah, what's your beef?!

Luan: (annoyed) Your business here is causing me to lose customers, a party I had planned to perform at got canceled thanks to you!

Lincoln: Whoa whoa whoa! That was never my intention!

Luan: (annoyed) Well guess what, I'm not about to let another business take over mine! (pulls out a baseball bat) Good thing Lynn doesn't know I stole this from her!

(Luan slams the baseball bat onto Lincoln's stand multiple times causing the stand to break in holes)

Maria: (shocked) Luan!!

Lincoln: (shocked) Hey! You're ruining my stand!

(The act of violence from Luan caused all the customers to run away in fear)

Lincoln: (shocked) Luan stop it!!

(Luan stops using the baseball bat)

Luan: [gives an offended face] Th- This is supposed to be me? Right? We didn't just stumble upon a different character who happens to be named Luan right?

Luna: Nope... this is the real deal.

Luan: [breathes in for an incoming rant]

Lincoln: Uh oh...