User blog:The Smarter, Wiser King Dedede/ONE-SHOT FANFICTION: A Wonderful Day for Pie

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This is my first fanfiction on this site, a short little one-shot about pie, so criticism is welcome, just keep it constructive. Anyone whose watched the Family Guy episode "Road to the Multiverse" should be able to get what this fanfic is referencing.

PLOT: Lincoln and Luan discover they share a love for pies (Lincoln for their incredible taste and Luan for their usage in practical jokes). But when Luan runs out of pies, and Lynn Sr. won't make anymore, she and Lincoln decide to use Lisa's newly-built dimension-hopping device to travel to a universe where any day is a wonderful day for pie.

Story
(the story opens up at the adult table (Lincoln is now officially at the adult table). After everyone, including the sisters at the kiddie table, finish their meals, Lynn Sr. presents dessert; peach pie).

LYNN SR.: (excited) Alright, kids! You guys are in for a special treat! Behold, Lynn Sr.'s homemade peach pie!

EVERYONE: Yippie! Dessert!

LYNN SR.: Dig in everyone! Just be careful with the knife...

LINCOLN: Finally! (to audience) As you can see, this is a very special occasion; usually, at the adult table, we don't have dessert, but my dad was in such a good mood today because he got a promotion at work that he treated us all to pie. Gosh, I don't recall ever trying pie ever. The first time I saw pie was when I was about the age of Lola and Lana, and it didn't look appealing to me, so I promised myself I would never eat pie. Also the fact that Luan would keep pelting me with pies on April Fools Day. But now, after hearing everyone saying how good pie is, I guess it's worth a shot.

LOLA & LANA: We want pie! We want pie! We want pie!

RITA: Okay guys, calm down, I'll give you each a slice.

LOLA & LANA: Yay!

LUAN: I love pie! They're definitely peaches and cream! (laughs) Get it?

(everyone minus the parents groan)

LINCOLN: Well, here we go. Time to discover if there is joy to eating pie. (Lincoln eats part of his slice). Oh...my...this...pie...

LYNN SR.: How does it taste, son?

LINCOLN: This...pie...

LORI: C'mon, Lincoln, just spit it out!

LINCOLN: This...tastes...AMAZING! (Lincoln happily gobbles down his slice) Oh man, everyone was right! Pie DOES taste good! Pie makes the world go round. I gotta have more! (Lincoln reaches to the pie container for another slice, but discovers the entire pie is gone) Huh? No more pie?

LYNN SR.: Sorry, champ, I only made enough for one slice per family member. I had to make the pie extra big so I could fit in 13 slices.

LINCOLN: But I GOTTA HAVE MORE! (he crazily attempts to take Lynn Jr.'s slice) GIMME GIMME GIMME!

LYNN JR.: Hey! Get your dirty hands off my slice!

LYNN SR.: Lincoln, please! We can't be taking other people's slices, that wouldn't be fair!

RITA: Of your done at the table, please take your plate to the kitchen and wash up.

LINCOLN: (saddened) Alright...

(in the kitchen, Lincoln is washing his plate, while thinking about pie)

LINCOLN: Man...pie...such succulent taste...there HAS to be a way to have more! (a lightbulb goes off in his head) Wait a minute! Luan has an endless supply of pies in her room! Maybe she'll let me have one, or two, or a few, or maybe all of them for eating!

(Lucy pops up from behind Lincoln and scares him)

LINCOLN: GAAAAAH!

LUCY: Lincoln, are you doing washing your plate? I need to wash mine.

LINCOLN: Oh, yeah, sure. Heh. Go ahead.

LUCY: Thanks.

LINCOLN: No problem...

(Lincoln runs upstairs into Luna and Luan's room to find Luan, who had already washed her plate prior, reading a joke book on her bed).

LUAN: Need something, Lincoln?

LINCOLN: Yes! I need your pies!

LUAN: Really? I knew you would want to follow in my footsteps, Lincoln! You finally get the a-peel of comedy! (laughs) Get it? But unfortunately...

LINCOLN: No, I don't want them for pranking! I want them for EATING! GIMME GIMME GIMME!

LUAN: I'm sorry Lincoln, but unfortunately I've somehow ran out of pies. Which is why I'm reading this jokebook; I'm studying as many jokes as I can because I have a gig at the Comedy Club tomorrow and I planned on doing a bunch of acts involving pies, but now that I've ran out, I have to resort to just telling jokes and doing stand-up acts.

LINCOLN: WHAT!?! NO! I MUST HAVE MORE PIE! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT PIE!

LUAN: Hey, it's not the end of the world! Maybe ask Dad to make another pie tomorrow for dessert.

LINCOLN: Hey, that's not a bad idea! I'm sure Dad can't say no to that!

(cut to the living room)

LINCOLN: No!?

LYNN SR.: No, son, I'm not making another pie tomorrow. Pies are for special occasions; I made that pie because something special happened to me today and I decided to share it with the rest of my family.

LINCOLN: But I can't live without pie! I JUST CAN'T!

LYNN SR.: Well, sorry, son, but you're just gonna have to find a way to deal with it.

LINCOLN: But what about Luan? She's run out of pies for her practical jokes?

LYNN SR.: Since when did you become worried about Luan and her practical jokes?

LINCOLN: ...since...tonight?

LYNN SR.: No means no, son, I'm not making another pie until the next special occasion.

LINCOLN: But how about you just BUY a pie from the grocery store?

LYNN SR.: I said no means no! And we're already on a tight budget to begin with with this many kids in the house, with having to buy all the necessities we need for this big a family and your guys' allowance!

LINCOLN: NO! IT'S NOT FAIR! I MUST HAVE MORE! (Lincoln runs into the kitchen and begins raiding cupboard after cupboard, as well as the fridge and oven) YOU MUST HAVE MADE ANOTHER PIE HERE SOMEWHERE!

LYNN SR.: Son, what the heck are you doing!? Stop this immediately, you're gonna make a mess!

LINCOLN: NO! Not until I find more pie!

(Lincoln, in a desperate search for more pie, throws food supplies out of the cupboard one by one, from each cupboard as well as the fridge. Many of them, such as flour bags and containers, crack open and spill their contents on the floor. Eventually, Lincoln has searched every single cupboard in the kitchen and fridge and has found no pie. As a result, the kitchen is now a huge mess)

LINCOLN: (exhausted) I...couldn't...find...pie...I...must...have...pie...

(he sees his parents standing in the entrance of the kitchen, looking angry. His dad is covered in flour)

LYNN SR.: Son! What is the meaning of this!? Have you gone crazy!? Have you!?

LINCOLN: I...must...have...more...pie...

LYNN SR.: Well you're CERTAINLY not getting anymore pie, because even if I so happened to make a pie right now, you wouldn't be getting any! Up to your room, young man, you're grounded for one week for this mess! Stay in your room for the rest of the night while me and your mother clean up this mess! And this is also coming out of your allowance!

LINCOLN: (reduced to sobbing at this point) It's not fair...I just wanted pie...

(transition to Lincoln now in his bedroom, wallowing in misery about not being to have anymore pie)

LINCOLN: (still sobbing) So miserable...just want...more pie...

(Lincoln begins overhearing Lisa in her bedroom)

LISA: Yes! Finally! After many months of scientific research, devoted time, and blood, sweat, and tears dedicated to making this thing, it's finally complete! My Ultra Dimension-Hopper 4000, which will let me travel to any universe I please!

LINCOLN: That's nice...Lisa made a new invention...

(all of a sudden, a lightbulb goes off in Lincoln's head)

LINCOLN: Wait a minute! If I can hop dimensions with that thing, I can maybe get to a universe where Dad WILL make me more pie! Then my pie cravings will be satisfied! And hey, we could even get Luan more pies for her comedy act at the Comedy Club! So it's a win-win situation! I must tell Luan this! It's a good thing Mom and Dad are still cleaning up the mess in the kitchen, so I can hopefully sneak to Luna and Luan's bedroom and tell Luan the good news.

(Lincoln quietly exits his bedroom and sneaks to Luna and Luan's bedroom, where Luan is still studying her jokebook).

LINCOLN: Luan, I have good news!

LUAN: Yes, Lincoln?

LINCOLN: Dad won't make anymore pie...

LUAN: How is that GOOD news?

LINCOLN: ...but I found a solution!

LUAN: Oh, reelly? (laughs) Get it? That's a joke I'm studying for my act tomorrow at the Comedy Club.

LINCOLN: Lisa has just completed building a new dimension-hopping device, and I thought we could use it to travel to a universe where Dad will make us all the pies we could eat and use for practical jokes!

LUAN: That would be great, but I don't think Lisa would let us use it for that purpose...

LINCOLN: Oh, I'll find a way.

(transition to Lincoln in Lisa's, begging her to use her dimension-hopping device)

LINCOLN: Please, Lisa, me and Luan REALLY need to use this!

LISA: Under what circumstances, older brother?

LINCOLN: To get all the pies we can eat and use for jokes!

LISA: Yeah, no, I'm sorry, I can't let you use it for that reason. This thing is highly dangerous in the wrong hands and I don't want any lesser-intelligent human beings to use this for the wrong purpose. No offense.

LINCOLN: But the only lesser-intelligent person here is Leni!

LENI: (across from her and Lori's bedroom): What was that?

LINCOLN: NOTHING! Anyways, please Lisa, I really need to get my hands on some succulent pies!

LISA: Can I TRUST you and Luan not to mess up anything with this thing?

LINCOLN: Yes, you most certainly can! I'm your big brother, the man with the plan! I most certainly know what I'm doing!

LISA: Well, if you put it that way...alright, I'll let you do it. But if you somehow mess up, you've got no one but to blame yourself. The consequences of messing up in different universes will not apply to me, but only to you.

LINCOLN: I understand! (races out of Lisa and Lily's room back to Luna and Luan's room) LUAN!

LISA: Now back to studying those molecules I recently discovered on the doorknob of Lynn and Lucy's bedroom door.

(Lincoln enters Luna and Luan's room again)

LINCOLN: I got it! I got it! I got the dimension-hopping device!

LUAN: Well, that's great! Seeing how it could save my Comedy Club act tomorrow, I guess it's worth a shot. Let's do this!

LYNN SR.: Lincoln, are you outside your bedroom!?

LINCOLN: Quick, hurry, let's do this!

LUAN: Why are you in such a hurry to get away from Dad?

LINCOLN: No reason...

(Lincoln presses the dimension-hopping button on the device. Luna enters her bedroom)

LUNA: Hey sis, I just perfected this new song I wrote! Do you wanna hear-- (she notices Luan is gone) ...sis?

(Lincoln and Luan travel through a portal, and after a 20 seconds of falling, they find themselves back in their house...but in a different universe)

LINCOLN: Hmm, our house looks the same in this universe. I'm gonna ask Dad for pie!

(Lynn Jr. so happens to be home from work and enters the door).

LINCOLN: Hey, Dad, maybe by chance, you could make pie tonight for dessert?

LYNN JR.: No son.

LINCOLN: WHAT!?! But this is supposed to be the universe where you WILL make pie for pie anytime I ask!

LYNN JR.: Universe? What are you talking about? Nevermind, go upstairs and do something in your room, I've got to make dinner for tonight.

LINCOLN: Dang it, maybe we're in the wrong universe...

LUAN: Oh yeah, I think we are. (she points out what the dimension-hopping device is reading) It says were in the "Fanon Universe".

LINCOLN: The Fanon universe? For some reason I've heard of that universe before...oh look! (points to outside) Ace Savvy is making a guest appearance at the mall tomorrow afternoon! Maybe this universe isn't so bad after all.

LUAN: But what about our quest for pie?

LINCOLN: You're right! We must get pie! But still, this universe isn't so bad...

(all of a sudden, the Fanon Universe's Lincoln comes running downstairs in tears)

FANON LORI: (from upstairs) Go to bed, twerp!

FANON LINCOLN: (crying hysterically) It's not fair! You guys always mistreat me! Only Leni and Luna are there for me! Everyone else is mean to me! That's it, I'm running away! THEN you'll be sorry! (runs out of the door crying)

LINCOLN: Oh, right, this is the fanon universe...

LUAN: Should we get out of here?

LINCOLN: Yes, but how do we get to a universe with pie?

LUAN: I think you have to type out what type of universe you want to go to.

LINCOLN: (sees and onscreen keypad on the device) Oh, I see! (he types "UNIVERSE WHERE MY DAD WILL MAKE ME PIE ANYTIME I WANT") There we go. This should take us to the right dimension!

LUAN: Off we go!

(Lincoln and Luan disappear in a flash. Fanon Lola comes running downstairs).

FANON LOLA: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU LINCOLN! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR SITTING AND BREAKING MY PRIZED TIARA, ACCIDENT OR NOT!!!

(after 20 more seconds falling through a portal, Lincoln and Luan fall into their own backyard).

LINCOLN: Oh, I feel weird...my body feels rearranged. (Lincoln looks into a puddle and sees his new appearance) What the heck!? What happened to me!? Suddenly I feel all warm and sweet and fuzzy!

LUAN: According to this device, it seems this universe is drawn by Disney.

LINCOLN: Look, there's are house!

(Lincoln and Luan happily skip to their house)

LINCOLN: Oh, wow! Look how happily we walk!

(Lincoln and Luan enter their house to find Lynn Jr. in the kitchen)

LINCOLN: Hey Dad, do you mind making us some pie? Because I feel today is a wonderful day for pie!

DISNEY LYNN SR.: Are you kidding, son? ANYDAY is a wonderful day for pie! Of course of I'll make some pie! In fact, I'll make all the pie you can eat, and more!

DISNEY RITA: Did somebody say PIE!?

(music starts playing)

DISNEY LYNN SR.: ♪It's a wonderful day for pie...you can ask all the birds in the sky! And they'll tell you real sweet, with a musical tweet...♪

DISNEY WALT: (flying outside the window) ♪It's a wonderful day for pie!♪

LENI AND LUNA: (on swings) ♪For pie!♪

DISNEY WALT: ♪For pie!♪

DISNEY RITA: ♪For pie!♪

DISNEY LOLA: ♪For pie!♪

LINCOLN: This is wonderful, Luan! All the pie we can eat and use for practical jokes! Let's live in this universe!

LUAN: You know, this universe is so darn good I think I'll just forget about the Comedy Club tomorrow, and set up another one in this universe!

LINCOLN: I wanna hear more music about pie!

DISNEY LYNN SR.: ♪It's a wonderful day for pie!♪

DISNEY CLIFF: ♪And it smells a lot better than I!♪

ACE SAVVY MOUSE: ♪Everyone in the house...♪

DISNEY LYNN SR.: ♪...and this Ace Savvy mouse!♪

DISNEY LORI: ♪The bees making honey!♪

DISNEY CLYDE: ♪This Clyde McBride bunny!♪

EVERYONE: ♪We all sing with glee, cause we all agree, it's a wonderful wonderful day, for, PIE!♪

(the camera pans to reveal Mr. Grouse in a black hood at the door)

DISNEY MR. GROUSE: You want a nice shiny red apple to put in that pie?

EVERYONE: NO!

(everyone pelts Mr. Grouse with pies)

LINCOLN: Luan, we could spend the rest of our lives here, it's perfect!

LUAN: Sounds good to me. Doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with peachy place! (laughs) Get it?

(suddenly, Flip appears at the door)

DISNEY FLIP: Hello everybody!

EVERYONE, MINUS LINCOLN AND LUAN: YOU!!!

(Leni grabs Flip and the family begin beating him up)

LINCOLN: ...or maybe it isn't so peaches and cream. I think we better head back to our universe.

LUAN: Well, I guess they Flip-ed out on ol' Flip! (laughs) Get it?

LINCOLN: Push the button.

LUAN: Yeah yeah, OK, I'll push the thing.

LINCOLN: Oh, almost forget! We need to get an endless supply of pies!

LUAN: Already took care of it!

LINCOLN: (shocked) ...how did you do that so fast?

LUAN: Disney logic.

LINCOLN: Well, can't argue with that.

(Luan pushes the button to return home on the dimension-hopping device and she Lincoln disappear in a flash, just as Flip gets knocked out cold. They fall through a portal for 20 seconds before returning back to their universe).

LINCOLN: Welp, everything looks normal. Now let's split up this pie supply! You take half and I'll take the other half!

LUAN: Sounds fair.

LINCOLN: (to audience) Well, I better head back to my room before Mom or Dad finds out that I've been gone this whole time. (Lincoln picks up his supply of pies and heads back to his room) Oh yeah! I almost forgot. (he throws the dimension-hopping device back to Lisa in her bedroom, who is studying molecules) Thanks for the device, Lisa! (to audience again) Well, it looks like everyone did work out in the end. Even though I'm still grounded, I have this supply of pies to keep me occupied for the whole week! Let's dig in!

LYNN JR.: (having gone upstairs and saw a pie that Lincoln accidentally dropped) WHAT THE HAY!?! WHAT IS THIS PIE DOING HERE!?! LINCOLN!!!

LINCOLN: Well...I guess not everything works out...heh...

(story end)