Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-26521507-20180125170055/@comment-26521507-20180128032418

Lana: Not anymore.

(Just then, Lana’s friends come up to her)

Friend #1: Hey Lana! You ready to go dip into a mud puddle?

Lana: Umm, why the heck would I want to play in the mud? I'm a celebrity! Not a six year old.

Friend #2: Uhh, but you ARE six years old.

Lana: Whatever. You guys don't get that once you become really famous, you gotta stay clean. (drinks her orange juice) Then you'd get a lot more praise. Famous people don't go playing in mud, it sounds stupid for them.

(Lana's friends walk away in frustration.