Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-32807753-20181203195313/@comment-32807753-20181204153748

Luna: You'd be better off selling decks of "Full House Gang" cards.

Lincoln: You know? That's not a bad idea at all. I think I might try that sometime.

Luna: Really? Neat!

(Lincoln rests on his stand and almost falls asleep, as some kids laughed at him)

Luan: I'm gonna pull a Lisa and say "tense change spotted".

''Lincoln: (snaps awake) Huh wha? Oh hello! Would you kids like some cards?''

Boy: No way loser, we wanted to see you fail this badly.

Lynn: Then you must not have a life at all, dorks.

Lincoln: Do kids these days have nothing else better to do.

Lynn: Well, I mean we're reading this.

Lincoln: ...Touché.

Girl: You're seriously trying to start another business, even after your Girl Guru scam?

Lincoln: (laughs nervously) Yeah?

Boy; (laughs) Oh man, this'll be good!

Girl: (laughs) I can't wait to see how badly this will go!

Lincoln: Now I think this author is bashing me for the whole girl guru thing.

Leni: He must not like any of us at all.

Luna: [coughs] That cannot be true...