Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170506015410/@comment-30953185-20170507234240

Luna: "You know, dudes, maybe we've been too hard on the ol' crib. It's got some perks. Like the wicked slanty floors." [Flashback to a good meal with Lincoln and his older sisters at the grownup table] Luna:  [leaning chair toward the kitchen and the kiddie table] "Yo, Lans! Pass the gravy." ''[Lana puts the gravy boat on the floor and it slants over to Luna. End flashback with Luna laughing at that time]'' Luna: "You never have to get up to grab some grub!" Lynn: "Or a fresh roll of TP." [Flashback to Lynn using the toilet while reading the sports section without any toilet paper] Lynn: "GUYS! I NEED A RELOAD!" [one of them tosses her a roll from the hole and she grabs it] "And she makes the snag." [End flashback with them all laughing] Lincoln: "The broken doorbell can come in handy, too." ''[Flashback to a time they ordered pizza and the delivery guy presses the doorbell only to be shocked by its faulty wiring. He drops all the boxes meant for the Louds and runs off. The kids answer and smack their lips with hunger. End flashback]'' Lincoln: "I can't remember the last time we paid for pizza." [The kids laugh some more] Lynn: "You know what else comes in handy? That hole in the bathroom floor." Lori: "Um, we got it, Lynn." Lynn: "Oh. Okay. Just wanted to be sure." [Lily is toddling about and babbling a little] Luan: "Guys, I think Lily wants to share a house story, too. Mind if I translate, Lilster?" Lily: "Poo-poo. Ahem." [babbling] Luan: "So, it was Mom and Dad's anniversary weekend." ''[Flashback to said weekend. The parents are driving off and the kids wave goodbye]'' Kids: "BYE! HAVE FUN!" Lincoln:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Okay, guys, it's time to put Operation Paint The Peeling House To Give Mom And Dad The Greatest Anniversary Gift Ever And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation...into action!" [The kids go into the garage] Lucy:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "I still think adjacent burial plots would have been a better gift. Nothing says romance like eternity." ''[The others just slowly inch away from Lucy after hearing that. Later, as Lincoln puts on the last coat, the horn sounds]'' Lincoln:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "They're back! Paintbrushes down!" [Their parents step out of the car and find their house completely covered in a rainbow nightmare] Loud Kids:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "SURPRISE! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!" Lynn Sr. and Rita:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;">  [appalled]<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Good...gravy..." Lincoln:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "So, you like it?" Lynn Sr. and Rita:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Uh..." ''[The kids are immediately painting the house back to the way it was before. Lily paints a hand print on the side of the quick, and the others follow suit, each colored handprint matching their themed color]'' Lynn Sr.<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;">  [tear-stricken]<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Best...anniversary gift...EVER!" [End flashback] Luan:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "That was a great story, Lily." Lily:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Poo-poo." Luan:<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "I think she's got another story!" [Lily soils her diaper]<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:16px;"> "Oh. This time, it really is just poo-poo."