User blog:Thomperfan/Brawl in the family (my version) deleted scene

(There was also a scene where Leni yelled at me, gave me a beat-down and wished that we had never met. This is after Lincoln's family made up. I'm in my room, looking depressed.)

Me: (sighs) I don't understand, why are Lincoln's sisters acting like this. First Lori and Leni start a fight over a dress that I think that they both would look cute in, then the other sisters start doing all this stupid stuff, and to top it all off. My supposed girlfriend beats me up and says shhe wishes we never met. I'll never understand girls.

(I lay on my bed. Just then Leni comes in.)

Me: (sigh) What is it, Leni? Did you come to yell at me some more?

Leni: Um, no, I just wanted to make sure you were OK.

Me: Oh, I'm fine.

Leni: Um, is this pillow taken?

Me: No, it's fine you can sit.

(She lays down next to me.)

Leni: Listen, me and the girls thought about what you said. You were right, the protocol we made up was ridiculous and we were acting stupid, especially me and Lori, there are like a million other dresses in the world so why should we be fighting over one.

Me: Did you apologize to Lincoln?

Leni: Yes, we did. We had no idea how he felt.

Me: Well, i'm sure you have no idea how I feel.

(Leni looks like she's about to cry, she hugs me tightly)

Leni: Oh, Noey, I'm so sorry for yelling at you and for beating you up! And I didn't mean when I said I wished we never met!

Me: You didn't?

Leni: No! In fact, I wished we had met a lot sooner.

Me: It's OK, Leni. I forgive you. I wish we met sooner too. Heh. Wouldn't it be amazing if we met when we were babies.

Leni: (giggles) Yeah, I can only imagine.

(Cuts to a fantasty of Leni and me as a babies. Luna is also there as a baby and she's strumming on a guitar.)

Leni: (singing) No matter what life may bring, no matter what I may do, be sure of one special thing. I'm gonna always be loving you.

(Luna sytarts playing faster)

Leni: (singing) I'm gonna be a movie star. And I'm gonna learn to drive a car. Gonna be a vetenarian too, a nd I'm gonna always love you. (Just then baby versions of and his sisters come in) Me: Hi, guys! Hi, Lincoln! Lincoln: Hi, Nolan! Lana: Hello! Luan: Hiya! Leni: (singing) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I'll be the cutest model you ever saw. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Then I think I'll study criminal law. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I'm gonna scuba dive too. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I'm gonna always love you. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln, Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">wah wah wah wah! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: (singing) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, I'm gonna be a singer, whoa whoa whoa! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I'm gonna learn to fly a plane! <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Luan: Wacka wacka wacka) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">I'll be a doctor for diseases <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">and help you with your sneezes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And practice neurosurgery on your brain! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gonna climb the Matterhorn. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">But only after all our children are born. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cause I wanna be a good mommy too! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I'm gonna always love you! Lincoln, Lori, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Ma ma ga ga boop boop sha wah wah. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">wah wah wah wah! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: (singing) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">She's gonna be a movie star! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And she's gonna learn to drive a car! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">She's gonna be a vetenarian too! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: (singing) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I'm always gonna love you--ooh ooh ooh! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lincoln: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa whoa whoa <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Lucy: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And she's gonna learn to fly a plane! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Luan: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">She'll be a doctor for diseases <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">and help you with your sneezes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Twins: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And practice neurosurgery on your brain! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(Leni climbs to the top of a slide) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: (singing) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Gonna climb the Matterhorn, but only after all our children our born. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Cause I wanna be a good mommy too, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial;font-size:11pt;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">And I'm gonna always love you! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(She slides down and lands in my arms. Cuts back to reality, where Leni is in my arms, sucking her thumb and babbling like a baby.) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Uh, Leni? <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(She opens her eyes and snaps out of it.) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Oh, sorry. <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Meh, it was kinda nice. <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Do you still want to be my boyfriend. <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Yes. Yes I do! <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">(We share a pasionate kiss) <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Leni: Well, Noey, I gotta go now. <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;">Me: Awww, Why now? (Leni hugs me and kisses me) Leni: Oh, don't worry, baby. I'll see you again. Me: OK. (we share one last kiss) Leni: Goodbye, my sweet Noey. Me: Goodbye, my precious cinnamon roll. Leni: (Giggles) I love it when you call me that. (She blows me a kiss and sexily walks out. I fall down on my bed.) Me: (sighs) What a woman. 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