User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Fandom Pains

On a stormy night, Lucy was watching TV.

She was talking to Edwin, when who did she see,

But her two oldest sisters Lori and Leni,

Who usually weren't interested in the show any,

But thought that the actor was awfully hot,

So they thought that they would give this goth show a shot.

They annoyed Lucy and got in the way,

And called the show "VoM", which made Lucy think, "Hey!".

Lucy thought, "I must stop this. I have a plan.",

Then said, "You two should do rituals if you can."

She made them up like vampires and made them hang upside down.

"I'm getting a headache," they said with a frown.

Then they found missing objects under the couch.

She then gave them coffins in which to slouch.

They made themselves comfortable, then Lucy said,

That they had to drink fake blood, but they drank smoothies instead.

Lucy got all her goth friends and said, "Let's all go,

And work to get Tristan out of the show!".

They wrote a petition and used bats to send mail,

All to get Lori and Leni to bail.

The girls watched their show and then Tristan did die.

Which made the two oldest girls break down and cry.

On the show, Edwin began to feel bad.

This spread to Lucy and made her feel sad.

However, neither Lori nor Leni had ire,

And on the show Tristan came back as a vampire.

Griselda had done it, and this may sound strange,

But even young Lucy was glad at the change.