User blog:Thomperfan/Short- Mourning Milk

[It starts with Lisa working on an experiment]

Lisa: My experiment is almost complete! I just need one last thing to complete it. Tear droplets from another person's eyes. Hmmmmmmm. [Lisa ponders for a few minutes and then she gets an idea] I think I may know a crybaby who fits that description perfectly.

(Cuts to Leni about to eat her lunch and drink a carton of milk, when suddenly Lisa comes up.)

Leni: Hey, Lisa!

Lisa: [gets on the table] Hey, Leni! You wanna hear a sad story?

Leni: No, not really.

Lisa: [paying no attention to what Leni just said] Once upon a time, there was a blonde doofus who loved to drink milk with her lunch. Unfortunately for said doofus her milk was tragically spilt. [She tips Leni's milk carton over and the milk spills out] The end.

Leni: [Teary eyed and sniffling] T-that's a s-s-sad story. And so timely!

''[Leni starts crying and Lisa collects her tears. Just then Leni gets tears all over her.]''

Lisa: [annoyed; to Leni] Oh, get a grip! [walks away]

Leni: [sniffs] Maybe Lisa's right.

[Just then Lincoln and I walk up.]

Lincoln: Hey, Leni! What's up?

''[We notice that Leni's been crying. I hug her and kiss her cheek.]''

Me: Bundly-Boo, you've been crying. What's wrong?

Leni: My milk got spilt and now I have nothing to drink.

Lincoln: Oh, well, we just came back from the convenient store and we just bought some milk.

Me: Yeah, you're welcome to have one of ours.

[I take out a carton of milk and give it to Leni.]

Leni: [gasps; happy] Oh, thank you, Linky! Thank you, Noey! (She hugs us) You're the best I love you [she kisses us] I love you! [she kisses us again] I love you! [She kisses us repeatedly]

Lincoln: OK, Leni! That's enoguh!

Me: [lovestruck; sighs] Speak for yourself.

Lincoln: We're glad we could help you Leni.

Me: Enjoy your lunch, honey.

[Me and Lincoln walk off, and Leni goes back to enjoying her lunch.]

THE END