User blog:007Jamesdean/Minisode 1: The Grape War

It starts with Me, Varie, Lincoln, Linka and Laney bringing in the groceries.

Lincoln: Thanks for helping us carry in the groceries J.D.

Me: No problem Lincoln. Having a big family means lots of food and more.

Linka: Yep.

Laney: We have a lot of mouths and stomachs to feed in a big family.

Varie: You said it.

We get to the fridge and unload and put all the groceries away.

I notice a box of popsicles on the floor.

Me: Hey popsicles.

Lincoln: Yep. New groceries means a fresh box of popsicles.

Me: Neat.

Laney: Can I have a watermelon?

I reach into the box and pull out a watermelon flavored popsicle and give it to Laney.

Me: Here you go Laney.

Laney: Thanks J.D.

Varie: Can I have Cherry?

Me: Sure. [Reaches in and pulls out a cherry flavored popsicle] Here you go. [Gives it to her]

Varie: Thanks.

[I reach into the box and pull out my favorite flavor]

Me: Strawberry for me.

Lincoln: New groceries means a fresh box of popsicles and that means I get the one and only Grape. [Pulls out the only Grape Flavored Popsicle] Want to share it with me Linka?

Linka: Sure.

But just as Lincoln and Linka were about to unwrap the grape popsicle we heard the girls coming.

Lori: I call dibs on Grape!

Lana: Nuh-uh! It's mine! I literally smell new popsicles.

Lincoln: Uh-oh!

Laney: Quick lets hide!

We hide in the living room as Lori, Carol, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Shannon, Lucy, Lana & Lola, Penny, Lisa and Lily come in.

Leni: The Grape is gone!

Luna: Dudes, I found shoe prints!

Lana: I smell J.D., Varie, Lincoln, Linka and Laney!

Me: Run!

Lori, Carol, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Shannon, Lucy, Lana & Lola, Penny, Lisa and Lily are armed with Pitchforks and Torches like an Angry Mob out for blood.

Lola sees us running.

Lola: GET THE GRAPE!

Me: You'll never take us alive!

Me, Varie, Lincoln & Linka and Laney are running all over the Loud House of the Knudson-Loud-Anderson super mansion and we made it outside safely.

Lori: Where'd they go!?

Luan: I want that grape!

Me: (Whispers) Guys they will kill us if they see us with this grape popsicle.

Laney: (Whisper) I know. I wish we could all share it but there's only 2 popsicles on each flavor.

Me: (Whispers) I've got an idea. [whispers the plan in their ears]

Varie: That's brilliant.

Me: (Acting) We have the only grape in the box Lincoln and your sisters want it.

Lincoln: Yes. We will go away from them and eat it in the upper atmosphere of the sky above the city.

Lori: Come on girls!

Lori, Carol, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana & Lola, Lisa and Lily spread their wings and carried Leni, Shannon and Penny with them. They flew up into the sky.

Me: Coast is clear. Lets go.

We go back inside and enjoy our popsicles.

Laney: That was pure genius J.D.

Me: I know. An angry mob is too focused on one thing to worry about another.

10 minutes later.

Lori, Carol, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Shannon, Lucy, Lana & Lola, Penny, Lisa and Lily came in and they saw us on the sofa watching TV and there were popsicle sticks on the coffee table.

Me: Hey girls. What took you so long?

Lola: You all ate the popsicles including our Grape!?

Laney: It's what you get for fighting over it.

Varie: So to avoid any violence we sent you on a wild goose chase by feigning that we were up in the sky enjoying our popsicles.

Linka: Sorry girls.

Lincoln: Better luck next time.

Me: But I have something for you all. Wait here.

I go into my room and open a freezer and grab a box of grape popsicles. I slide back down and the girls saw that I had grape popsicles.

Everyone but Varie, Lincoln & Linka and Laney.: GRAPE POPSICLES!

Me: It's my own secret stash. I have a whole freezer full of hundreds of boxes of grape popsicles.

They run for them but I stop them.

Me: Uh uh uh uh! Wait. [They stop] You all have to promise that you will stop fighting over the only grape flavor in the box. I know you guys like grape but you act like a bunch of wild animals when it comes to it. So please can't we all just share?

Lori: Oh you're right J.D. We literally get so out of control over some petty stuff like food and more.

Luna: We promise we will share dude.

Lola: We promise and then next time all the popsi... [Lana nudges her] Ow. We promise.

Lisa: We promise.

Me: Good job girls. [Holds the box up to them] Help yourselves.

They grab one grape popsicle each and we all sit on the sofa and we watch TV.

Luan: Thank you for helping us J.D. We were out of control back there.

Me: Don't mention it girls.

Lincoln: [To the viewers] In the Knudson-Loud-Anderson House, We all gotta do what we can to survive and get the grape.

Me: [To the Viewers] And always have a secret stash ready just in case.

THE END.

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Another Fanfiction Complete.

I'm going to be doing a series of minisode chapters in my series. I got the idea for this one from the Loud House Comic Book "There Will Be More Chaos", the chapter: "Popsicle Problems". I like popsicles on a hot day and my favorite flavors are Blue Raspberry, Strawberry and Grape. Coincidental isn't it? But the trouble is that they are louded with sugar. Let me know what you all think.

See you next time.