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Ballin' Around

The siblings engage in a game of throwing a ball around. Meanwhile Lisa and Lori end up stuck on the roof of the house. Elsewhere Lola buys a poodle dog, and can't handle taking care of it.

Script

(Opens with Lincoln and Lana throwing a red ball to each other in the living room in the same motion)

Lincoln: (to the viewer) Welcome to the Loud house on a sunday afternoon, after the craziness of a Saturday, we all end up bored from everything we did yesterday and try to find something to do so we can pass up the time. (catches the ball) And today, it's playing catch. (throws the ball back to Lana) You don't have any plans today Lana?

Lana: (catches the ball) Nope, Mom and Dad took Lily to see Pop-pop for the whole day and nobody else wanted to throw this ball with me. (throws the ball back to Lincoln)

Lincoln: (catches the ball) So, I was your last option? (throws the ball back to Lana)

Lana: (catches the ball) Oh no, my last option was Lily since it would've been way too easy, you were second to last. (throws the ball back to Lincoln)

Lincoln: (catches the ball) Well then, (deadpanned) that certanly makes me feel better.

(The two continue to throw the ball back to each other as Lori comes downstairs)

Lori: Have any of two twerps seen my phone charger, my phone just died while I was in the middle of a conversation with Bobby.

Lincoln: Last I saw, Lisa borrowed it for something.Lori: She never asked me for my phone charger!

Lana: When was the last time you saw her?

Lori: It was an hour ago, Lisa came in and asked me for something while I was... talking on the phone.

Lincoln: (to Lori) There's your answer, it just wasn't from your phone.

Lori: (faceplams) Shut up, she better not break my charger! (walks outside)

(Lincoln and Lana continue to throw the ball to each other)

Lana: (throws Lincoln the ball) Hey Link, how long do you think we've been throwing this ball around?

Lincoln: (catches the ball) I don't know, (checks his watch) for almost a whole hour. (throws Lana the ball)

Lana: (catches the ball) Whoa! We've done this for an hour! Usually when you throw balls to Lynn you're done in less than a minute. (throws Lincoln the ball)

Lincoln: (catches the ball) To be fair, it's Lynn she'll instantly turn a simple game of catch into a competition. (throws Lana the ball)

Lana: (catches the ball) You wanna keep throwing the ball to see how long we can make it? (throws Lincoln the ball)

Lincoln: (catches the ball) Meh, why not. It's not like I have anything better to do today.

(Lincoln and Lana continue to throw the ball, as Lola runs downstairs looking very excited)

Lola: (excited) It's here, it's FINALLY HERE!!

Lana: (to Lola) What is it, your nice day of month is here? (laughs)

Lola: Even better than that!(Lola goes outside as Lincoln and Lana continue to throw the ball to each other)

Lincoln: Lola is usually never this ecstatic unless she wins another beauty pageant or gets a new Pink dress in the mail. (throws the ball back to Lana)

Lana: (Catches the ball) It's probably something typical of her, (impersonating Lola) oh my, this new dress is the color of Hot Pink instead of regular pink!

(Lincoln and Lana laugh and continue to throw the ball, as Lola comes back inside holding a bright white little poodle dog with bows around it's head, Lincoln and Lana notice as they stop playing)

Lola: (to Lincoln and Lana) Say hello to my new dog, Ms. Bow and Glamour!

Lana: Okay I was wrong, it wasn't something typical, it's something even WORSE!(Lincoln and Lana laugh as Lola holding the dog, as Lola gets a little angry)

Lola: What is wrong with you two? This is a prized poodle with the elegance of a model and the beauty of a model.

Lincoln: And also, girly like a model. (laughs)

Lola: Whatever, this doggie is gonna be my new companion and you guys will be jealous of it.

Lana: Okay, but when you're done can I play with her, I've always wanted to roll in the dirt with a hairy dog.

Lola: Do that, and you'll regret the moment you even touched this dog!

(Lola walks upstairs holding the dog as Lincoln and Lana continue to throw the ball, meanwhile outside Lori continues to look for Lisa)

Lori: Lisa! Where are you, I need my phone charger back!

(Lori notices a tall ladder leading up to the roof)

Lori: (looks up) Lisa, are you up there!?

(Lori doesn't hear anything and decides to climb the ladder, once she reaches the top she finds Lisa sitting down on the roof with a device connected to a small satellite and machine)

Lisa: (to Lori) Need some assistance?

Lori: Yeah I do, I want my phone charger back! (climbs onto the roof and approaches Lisa)

Lisa: I'm afraid you'll have to wait, I'm in the middle of an experiment which requires your phone charger.

Lori: And you're doing this on the roof! Why!?

Lisa: Because, I built this device that can send off signals to the sky allowing a possible thunderstorm to occur in less than twenty four hours, something NASA has tried and failed to accomplish for decades now.

Lori: And you needed my charger why?

Lisa: It was the only outlet to connect my device to this satellite.

Lori: Well shut this down right now, you shouldn't even be on the roof you could fall off.

Lisa: Highly unlikely, and even if do I came prepared. (shows herself wrapped in rope which is also tied to the chimney)

Lori: Even still I want my phone charger back, NOW!

Lisa: You'll get your charger back, just as soon as I test this out.

Lori: No, I'm suppose to be watching you right now and I say give me back the charger!

(Lori grabs the device Lisa is holding trying to unplug the device from the satellite, Lori and Lisa fight over the device as Lori accidentally hits a button sending off signals into the sky without them noticing, soon Lori grabs the device from Lisa's grasp but it slips out of her hands and hits the ladder knocking it to the ground)

Lori: (gasps) Oh no, the ladder!

Lisa: (gasps) Oh no, my device!

Lori: Forget your device, how are we going to get down from up here!?

Lisa: Well if you had just waited a little longer you would've had your charger back so you can use it as an outlet to talk to your Bobby Boo-Boo Bear!

Lori: (gets angry) Are you mocking me!?

Lisa: Mockery is something I specialize in.

Lori: I thought it was science?

Lisa: We can argue all day long and possibly break our necks by nearly falling off of here, or we can find a way down.

Lori: (sighs) Fine.

Lisa: (looks at the backyard) Maybe if we slowly climb down the roof we can land safely in the bushes down below.

Lori: How can you tell if we'll not get hurt?

Lisa: I would test it myself, but my body wouldn't be able to handle the impact of the fall.

Lori: Well don't look at me to try it out, I'm not gonna hurt myself and look bad for Bobby, I have a date with him tonight.

Lisa: Unless you have any other options.

(Lori looks at the satellite Lisa made and grins, she grabs the satellite and walks to the side of the roof facing the backyard)

Lisa: Wait, what are you doing to my satellite?

Lori: I'm going to test out your idea with your satellite, since you did get us up here in the first place.

Lisa: I wouldn't do that if I were...

Lori: (Interrupts) Quiet, I'm the boss here not you!

(Lori gently drops the satellite into the bushes in the backyard only for it to stop halfway down in the air as she notices the satellite tied to rope wrapped around the chimney)

Lori: (gasps) The rope, maybe we can use the rope to...

(Suddenly the rope snaps and the satellite falls into the bushes and appears to be nearly destroyed)

Lisa: (looks down in the bushes) I would make a comment, but you seem to have everything under control here, right?

(Lori faceplams as it cuts back to Lincoln and Lana throwing the ball back and forth to each other in the living room)

Lincoln: (catches the ball) Alright, we've been going on for an hour and a half now. (throws Lana the ball)

Lana: (catches the ball) Nice, we have to be hitting some kind of record! (throws Lincoln the ball)

(Lynn walks in through the front door and into the living room)

Lynn: Well, my friends ditched me to play football, their parents think I'm a bad influence on them when it comes to sports.

Lincoln: (catches the ball) I don't blame them. (throws Lana the ball)

Lana: (catches the ball) What did you do Lynn? (throws Lincoln the ball)

Lynn: All I did was pull down some kids pants during a football game, and I also may of made him eat dirt.

Lincoln: (catches the ball) Lynn! (throws Lana the ball)

Lynn: What? I was really into the game, my team still lost though something about "too many red flags" or something.

Lana: (catches the ball) Too many red flags huh, what are the other red flags from? Soccer, Hockey, Tennis, Basketball. (Laughs)

(Lana throws Lincoln the ball as Lynn catches it midway in the air as Lincoln and Lana panic)

Lincoln: (Panicking) Lynn!

Lynn: (confused) What?

Lana: (Panicking) Whatever you do, don't drop that ball, we've been throwing it for...

Lincoln: (checking his watch) One hour and thirty five minutes!

Lana: We haven't stop since then!

Lynn: (grins) Oh really, so you two have been throwing this ball around as part of a game?

Lincoln: (sighs) Okay, you can join Lynn, but try to take it easy.

Lynn: Then where's the fun in that!? (throws Lincoln the ball quite fast)

Lana: And so it has begun.

(Lola walks downstairs with a brown stain on her dress as the other siblings notice her and try not to laugh)

Lola: Don't you dare ask where this stain came from!

Lincoln: I guess it's not dirt. (snickers)

Lola: (facepalms) It was from Ms. Bow and Glamour, she's such a drama queen!

Lynn: (throws Lincoln the ball to Lincoln) Ms. Bow and Glamour?

Lola: (deadpanned) My new dog.

Lynn: Oh cool a dog!

Lana: (catches the ball from Lincoln) Don't get too excited, it's a poodle. (throws Lynn the ball)

Lynn: (catches the ball) Seriously, how girly is it? (throws Lincoln the ball)

Lincoln: (catches the ball) Very! (throws Lana the ball)

Lola: Shut up! This dog is driving me crazy, she's always trying to sleep on my dresses, scratch my bedsheets, and chewed one of my tiaras! (pulls out a wet and chewed up tiara)

Lynn: (catches the ball from Lana) Why don't you just return the dog? (throw Lincoln the ball)

Lola: Because I need someone to drive me to the store, Mom and Dad left and Lori is nowhere to be found, how am I going to get my five hundred bucks back!?

Lincoln: (catches the ball) How the heck did you get five hundred dollars to pay for the dog?! (throws Lana the ball)

Lola: Oh please, you think I don't know the numbers on Dad's credit card.

Lana: (catches the ball) If you don't need her I can use your dog as a new playmate in the mud. (throws Lynn the ball)

Lola: (frustrated) Did you not listen to what I said earlier!?

Lynn: (catches the ball) Hey Lola, wanna play ball with us?

Lola: I have more important things to do than your childish game, like teach my dog how to have a tea party.

(Lola walks back upstairs and the three siblings continue to throw the ball as it cuts back to Lori and Lisa on the roof)

Lori: (to Lisa) Do you think the rope you have on you will be enough to climb down?

Lisa: Negative, because half of the rope I had got snapped due to the weight of the satellite, we only have enough to reach half of the house, and even still it might not be strong enough to carry one of us down.

Lori: Okay, maybe we can use the rope to climb down the the chimney

.Lisa: Only way that's possible is if one of us holds the rope while the other climbs down.

Lori: Easy, you climb down while I hold the rope

.Lisa: Not possible.

Lori: Yes it is, you'll be small enough to fit right in and climb down!

Lisa: True, but my arms and legs are so short I won't be able to hold myself inside so I can slowly climb down, if you just drop me the rope will snap in an instant.

Lori: Well I won't be able to climb down, I might get stuck in there.

Lisa: Then we'll just have to come up with a fair way to solve this little dilemma we have here.

(Puts her right hand out)

Lisa: Rock Paper Scissors.

Lori: You seriously want to decide this through a stupid game.Lisa: Either that or we could try jumping down the chimney like Santa, and possibly hurt ourselves in the process.

Lori: Rock Paper Scissors it is!

(Cuts back to Lincoln, Lynn and Lana throwing the ball to each other in the living room)

Lincoln: (checks his watch) We're almost at two hours. (throws Lana the ball)

Lynn: Two hours, that's it! We should try for four hours!

Lana: (catches the ball) Seems like a lot Lynn. (throws Lynn the ball)

Lynn: (jumps onto the couch and jumps in the air catching the ball and lands on the coffee table) Nah sis, this is easy for me. (throws Lincoln the ball)

Lincoln: (catches the ball) You know, not everyone can be like you. (throws Lana the ball)

(Lynn catches the ball midway from Lana catching the ball)

Lana: (to Lynn) Hey! It was my turn!

Lynn: (to Lana) Too slow! (throws Lincoln the ball)

Lana: Me and Lincoln were the ones that started this game.

Lynn: Oh please, I made this game what it is now!

Lincoln: Not fun anymore? (throws Lana the ball)

(The three continue to throw the ball as Leni walks in from the front door and notices them throwing the ball)

Leni: Oh my gosh, did my family become part dog!?

Lynn: No Leni, we're playing a game where we see how long we can throw this ball around. (throws Lincoln the ball)

Leni: Ohh, sounds fun! Can I join?

Lincoln: (catches the ball) Okay, if you want.

(Lincoln is about to throw Leni the ball when Lynn stops him)

Lynn: Stop! You're about to throw the ball to Leni!

Lincoln: Yeah so?

Lynn: It's Leni, she could easily drop the ball, it's what she's known for.

Leni: No I'm not, I don't drop balls, unless it's some new vocabulary for fashion.

Lynn: (to Lincoln) Just be careful, I don't wanna lose this game!

Lincoln: (sighs) Fine. (slowly underthrows the ball to Leni as she catches it)

Leni: See, that wasn't so hard.

Lucy: What are you guys playing?

(Lucy shows up behind Leni out of nowhere, scaring her as she let's go of the ball and it flies in the air, Lynn jumps up and catches the ball)

Lynn: Phew, that was close. (throws the ball to Lincoln)

Lana: (to Lucy) We're throwing a ball around, wanna join?

Lucy: Is it a spirit trapped inside a ball like figure and we're making the spirit's life more miserable than it already is?

Lincoln: (creeped out) Sure, If you wanna think of it that way. (throws the ball to Lucy)

Lucy: (catches the ball) This spirit feels warm, I'm ready to put it out of it's misery. (Quicky throws the ball to Lynn)

Lynn: (catches the ball) Now that's the attitude I wanna see, you guys should think more like Lucy.

(The other siblings groan and continue to throw the ball as Lola walks downstairs drenched in tea and looking all wet)

Lola: (angry) I give up, I can't handle this stupid dog!

Leni: We have a dog? (throws the ball to Lynn)

Lana: (to Leni) We'll tell you later, it's way too funny.

Lola: All I wanted was to have a tea party with Ms. Bow and Glamour, but she kept knocking the tea all over the floor, and bit off the head of my pretty blonde doll!

Lincoln: (catches the ball from Lynn) It's almost like you have another Lana on your hands, (to Lana) no offense. (throws Lucy the ball)

Lana: None taken, I've done way worse to Lola. (catches the ball from Lucy and throws it to Leni)

Lola: I don't even want this dog in my house, but I want my money back!

Lucy: (to Lola) You could give your dog away to someone, maybe a soul with a better heart can treat your pet better than you ever had.

Lola: (to Lucy) I would take that as an insult, but I want this dog out of my life so badly I'll go with your plan anyways.

(Lola walks back upstairs, as it cuts to Lori and Lisa playing Rock Paper Scissors, with Lori's scissors losing to Lisa's Rock)

Lisa: I win.

Lori: Not fair, best two out of three!

Lisa: We just did that two times already, I suggest using scissors less in your life.

Lori: (groans) Fine whatever, let's just get this over with.

Lisa: Excellent. (wraps the remaining rope around Lori's waist) So you'll climb down the chimney slowing so the rope won't break, and once you reach the bottom you go get the ladder so I can climb down.

Lori: Okay, wait a minute, why don't we just yell into the chimney so someone can hear us and help us.

Lisa: Oh, I guess I forgot about that option.

Lori: (puts her head down the chimney) Help! Anyone down there!?

(Lori's screams are cut off by Luna playing her guitar in the living room, while the siblings are still throwing the ball around)

Luna: So why do you dudes need me again?

Lynn: (to Luna) Because we're almost three hours in and we need some music playing so we can have a distraction. (throws the ball to Lincoln)

Luna: A distraction, surprised you didn't ask Luan to be your distraction.

Lynn: Great idea! (yelling) Hey Luan, we wanna hear some jokes from you!

(The other siblings except for Lynn glare at Luna)

Luna: Sorry dudes, I was only trying to help.

Lana: (catches the ball from Lucy) All you did was give Lynn another excuse to make this game more tedious for us. (throws the ball to Leni)

Leni: (catches the ball) Wait, there's a TV involved? (throws the ball to Lynn)

Lynn: (catches the ball) We could also use the TV as a distraction as well! (runs over to turn on the TV as she quickly throws the ball to Lincoln)

Lincoln: (catches the ball) Thanks a lot Leni. (glares at Leni as he throws the ball at Lucy)

Luan: (from upstairs) No Lola, I'm not going to buy your girly dog, I'm not into "doggy" style! (laughs)

(Cuts back to the roof as Lori continues to yell down the chimney)

Lori: (Yells) Seriously! Can no one hear me!?

Lisa: You're wasting your time, let's just get to you climbing down the chimney.

(Lori pulls her head out and begins to slowly climb down the chimney with the rope wrapped around her)

Lori: It's so cramped down here!

Lisa: Well it's a chimney, what else did you expect?

(The chimney started to open up more room a little and the walls became slippery as Lori's hands and feet slipped and she suddenly grabbed the rope, pulling Lisa much closer to the Chimney nearly falling in)

Lori: (scared) Lisa! I can't hold onto the walls!

Lisa: (struggling to hold onto the rope) Well you're going to have to, I don't have the strength to hold you!

(Lori tried putting her right foot on the wall but her foot slipped along with her right shoe falling off and hitting the bottom of the fireplace, where no one in the living room noticed, except for Leni)

Leni: (notices the shoe) That shoe looks suspiciously like Lori's.

Lana: (catches the ball from Lucy) Shhh! Don't say anything out loud Leni, I don't want this game to turn even more weird than it already is. (throws Leni the ball)

Lynn: Okay Luan, tell us another joke!

Luan: I'll try, so what's a thug's go to for clothes: hoodies!

(No one laughed as Lynn catches the ball from Leni)

Lynn: (to Luan) Keep working on that. (throws the ball to Lincoln)

(Lola walks downstairs with her poodle dog, and approaches Luna)

Lola: Hey Luna, rumor has it the poodle dog is quite popular with musicians from the UK, especially Mick Swagger!

Luna: (snickers) Do you seriously think I would buy that lie for a second little sis?

Lola: (frustrated) Why won't anyone buy this stupid dog!?

(The doorbell is rung as Luna opens the front door to see Bobby there)

Bobby: Have you seen Lori? She hasn't responded to my text in the past three and half hours.

Lynn: (from the living room) Three and a half, we're getting close people!

Luna: (to Bobby) Sorry bro, don't have a clue where she is.

Bobby: Okay, well I'll just wait here until she comes back or something.

(Bobby walks into the living room as Lincoln throws the ball a bit too high for Lucy and Bobby catches it for her)

Bobby: Oh, is this part of a game you guys are playing?

Lynn: Yup! And you're now in it!

Lucy: (to Bobby) You did this to yourself foolish human.

Bobby: Uh, okay. (throws the ball to Lana)

Lola: (approaches Bobby with the dog) You know what your little sister Ronnie Anne would love, a cute little dog with bows all over!

Bobby: (to Lola) You must not know my sister then, she's more into Beagles and Bulldogs than, whatever kind of dog this is.

Lola: It's a poodle, A BEAUTIFUL POODLE DOG!!

Lana: (to Lola) Yeah, a poodle that chews up tiaras and bites off doll heads! (laughs)

Lola: (to Lana) Unless you got the money to buy this animal, SHUT UP!!

Lynn: (throws the ball to Lincoln) Maybe I can use that dog for our game.

Lincoln: (catches the ball) Don't you already have enough distractions for our game?

Lynn: Too much is never enough in my language!

(Lincoln is about to throw the ball, as the poodle dog takes notices of the ball and gets excited to bite it)

Lincoln: (throws the ball to Bobby, but then the dog jumps up and bites the ball, shocking everyone) Did that dog with the bows just catch a ball?

Lana: That is so COOL!

Lynn: No, no it's not! We need that ball for our game!

(Suddenly they all hear a snap as Lori falls into the fireplace covered in some coal with Lisa falling as well but Lori catches her before she hits the ground)

Lisa: (to Lori) Thank you, that was the most logical thing you have done all day.

Lori: (to Lisa) Don't even think about it with the smart comments right now! Where is my other shoe?

Bobby: (to Lori) Babe, what happened to you?

Lori: Bobby! There you are!

Bobby: You haven't responded to my text in hours, I didn't know what happened to you.

Lori: Well I... (the dog walks up to Lori and hands her the ball, as Lynn looks excited)

Lynn: Awesome, Lori has the ball we can keep playing!

(Everyone except Lori, Lisa and Lynn groans)

Lori: (to Bobby) I was... busy planning our date for tonight, I figure since you've been planning all of our dates I would set up this one for a change.

Bobby: So is that why you didn't text me?

Lori: Actually yes, I wanted to keep it a surprise because I... (picks up the dog) rented us a dog for the day!

Lola: What?

Lynn: What?

Bobby: Rented a dog, is that even possible?

Lori: Of course, I figure we can go to the park and play with the little guy, also this can be great practice for the future if we, you know, ever own a pet together.

Bobby: Why wait til the future, I'll keep the little dog and we'll take care of it together.

Lola: (interrupts) Well if you want to have the dog that'll cost you five hundred dollars!

Lori: (to Bobby) Why don't you play with the dog outside while I go get ready.

Bobby: Sure thing babe. (Kisses Lori on the cheek as Bobby walks outside with the dog and Lori walks upstairs to get ready)

Lola: (frustrated) Wait, I still don't have my money yet! I WANT MY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!

Lynn: I can't believe I lost, I lost at my own game!

Lincoln: (to Lynn) Technically you can't lose at throwing a ball back and forth.

Lynn: Yes you can! You just don't get the sport!

(Lincoln facepalms)

Lola: (angry) Well that's nothing compared to me, I had to spend the day with a disgusting animal and now I lost both her and my money.

Luna: (to Lola) Maybe this is a lesson for you to learn, don't buy expensive things if you won't put in the effort to take care of them.

Lola: I guess you're right, all I need now is an excuse to explain to Daddy the payment made on his credit card.

Lincoln: (to Lynn) I also hope you got what you wanted out of all this, cause now we're all tired of throwing balls around.

Leni: My arm is so sore.

Lucy: Mine too.

Lana: I need an ice pack for my elbow.

Lynn: (sighs) I did, but to be honest I got bored of this game pretty quickly, I was only trying to add in those distractions so we can keep the game fun for all of us.

Luna: (to Lynn) No offense sis, but you only seemed to be make it fun just for yourself.

Lynn: Wait, is that true?

Lincoln, Lucy, Leni, and Lana: Yes!

Luan: (to Lynn) The whole game was "balling" out of control. (laughs)

Lynn: I'm sorry you guys, maybe those parents were right, I guess I am a bad influence in sports. (looks down)

Lincoln: No you're not Lynn, you love playing sports it's your thing, you just seem to get caught up in it so much that you only focus on yourself and not everyone else around you.

Lana: And your ways of making the sport fun for everyone seem kinda of backhanded.

Lynn: That is true, maybe instead of working on some new techniques for a sport I'm in, I'll work more on not ruining the game for everyone else and just being a good sport.

Leni: That's the way to think!

(The sisters hug Lynn when a few moments later they turn around and notice a broken satellite in the bushes out in the backyard)

Lisa: It's a long story, but expect a thunderstorm tomorrow thanks to our eldest sister Lori.

Luan: Wow, our sister really is the rolling thunder of this household!

(The siblings laugh from Luan's joke)Lynn: Okay, now you got it down.

The End

Trivia

 * The first fanfic I have written for The Loud House all by myself.
 * The episode's main plot is loosely based on the plot for the Friends episode "The One With The Ball".