User blog:Ianj1997/The Lost Mattress (Loud House verison)

Happy Labor Day everybody and here's a fanfiction that's based on Spongebob episode because, when I saw this on devianart, I think it would be funny (NOTE: I don't own devianart)

(Starts with a live-action shot of Big Ben in London. As "Rule, Britannia" plays, the time on the clock changes to 9 o'clock and it starts chiming. The camera zooms out suddenly, revealing that it is only Lynn's watch)

Lynn: Wow, this time I'm really start the game. Maybe Lincoln would be coming (To the viewers) since I think he's a bad luck but he's not. I'll better go get him.

(Lynn went upstairs and sees Leni next to Lincoln's door)

Leni: This isn't happening. This isn't happening.

Lynn: Leni?

Leni: (Lying in a fetal position against Lincoln's door, knocking her head on them) The horror, it's unspeakable. (grabs Lynn) Don't you see, Lynn? Lincoln is not here! He's not in his room!

Lynn: You mean that Lincoln got out of his bed for nothing? But he's supposed to be here at my game.

Leni: He's not here yet. He's not here and we are at the hallway. Outsiders. What are we going to do, Lynn? There are his stuff inside. (presses her face into the door)

(Lincoln arrives with his new comics)

Lincoln: Just stand aside, guys, and let me unlock the door.

Leni:(Turns around and sees Lincoln) Linky, you're here! (jumping around) Gosh, Linky, we were worried something might have happened to you. That the world would've been deprived of the greatest brother known.

(Lincoln drops his comic books)

Lincoln: Oh, you made me drop me keys. Give me some space, Leni. Can't a crabby boy get a little space now?

Leni:(Cries) I'm sorry, Linky

Lynn: Harsh (laughs)

(Lincoln and Leni glares at Lynn)

Lynn: Sorry

(Lincoln breaks his back)

Lincoln:(In pain) Ow, my back!

Leni: Are you hurt, Linky?

Lincoln: No. I'm just doubled over in pain, fightin' back tears in me eyes because, it's a new dance craze!

Leni: Oh that's a relief, I thought you were hurt

Lincoln:(Shouting) I am hurt, ya idiot!

(Leni tears up)

Lincoln: Oh Leni, I'm sorry that I snapped at ya. It's just my back is killing me. It's my old, lumpy mattress. It's like trying to sleep on broken bone. I'm going out of my mind. (back breaks again) Oh, my back.

Leni: Poor Linky, what are we going to do, Lynn?

Lynn: Why do anything? I like the new Lincoln. He gets more cranky with you.

Leni: I'm, like, serious, Lynn

Lynn: So am I

Leni: We should get Lincoln a new mattress and surprise him with it as a gift. Then we won't act like Lori anymore!

Lori:(Off-screen) I HEARD THAT!

Lynn: Do you seriously want me to waste my training regimen time to get a mattress for the Weak Linc? Thanks, but no thanks! (Leaves to her room)

Leni: That's okay, Lynn, you'll warm up to the idea

(Later, Leni is walking to a mattress store with Lana and Ian)

Leni: Thanks for coming with me, guys

Ian: No problem, Leni

Lana: I always want to go to a mattress store

(Three enters the store are surprised with how many mattresses)

Leni: I've never seen so many mattresses before.

Lana: I'll say

(Lana look around)

Lana: I say about 40

Leni: Cool

Store owner: There's more than that, my friends. Look around. See which one you like.

(Lana jumps on a mattress but Leni and Ian shake their heads. Leni lays down on a mattress but sinks into it as Lana and Ian shakes their heads. Ian falls on his back on a rock-hard mattress. Leni sits in a racecar bed then a crashing sound is heard. Ian sits on a bunch of needles and the empolyee holds up a first-aid kit. Finally, Leni sits on mattress that rotates in rolling from side to side. Now back at the Loud House where Leni, Lana and Ian are laughing)

Lynn: What are you three doing?

Leni: Making a card for Linky to go with his new mattress. (Shows Lynn the card)

Lynn: Oh I see, trying to get on the rents good side by giving Lincoln a mattress (grabs card) there I signed it from all of us.

Lana: Hey, you didn't even help pay!

Leni: It's okay, as long as Linky's happy.

Ian: I do hope so

TBC