Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170819043734

Luke: [playing the mandolin, irate] "♫With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there-♫"

Lexx: [correcting Luke] "Uh... Luke, I believe I said she had a pig".

Luke: [through clenched teeth, more irate] "♫With an oink oink here, and an oink oink there...♫"

Lexx: "How's my homework coming, Levi?"

Levi: [pulling up a sheet of paper that has the letters of the alphabet made up of different shaped pasta noodles.] "I'm up to the letter "S"."

Lexx: "Hmm. Make the macaroni a little crooked. I don't want my teacher getting suspicious." [chuckles. Claps twice] "Jester! How about a joke?"

Lane: [dressed as a jester, unenthusiastically] "Why do chicken coups only have two doors? 'Cause if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Get it?"

Lexx: "Yes!" [laughs] "Isn't this fun, everyone?"

[As Lexx laughs at the fun he's having, his siblings all grumble in frustration, knowing they're not having fun.]