Thread:MrAnimatedToon/@comment-31647719-20180801204708/@comment-32807753-20180803010339

TERI: (smiles; a few tears grow in her eyes) Thanks, Lincoln.

Becky approached them.

BECKY: Guys, let’s hurry. We’re gonna head to... (she notices Teri’s eyes are in tears, and quickly becomes concerned) What’s wrong, Teri?

TERI: N-nothing. (wipes out her tears) Just having a talk with Lincoln. (sniffles) I-I need a little time to myself right now. I'll meet with you and the others in a bit.

She then walked off, leaving Lincoln and a concerned-looking Becky standing alone.

BECKY: What was that all about?

LINCOLN: I guess she just needed someone to have a little heart-to-heart chat with. Kind of like another girl I know once did.

''Becky then turned and looked at Lincoln. The two of them smiled before giving each other a hug.''

BECKY: Good to see you again, Lincoln.

LINCOLN: Good to see you again too, Becky. How have you been?

BECKY: Not much. I've been hanging out with my friends and watched the latest episode of ARGGH! Speaking of which, did you see how he captured the ghost of Travis Malamar?

Lori: Wait? Since when did Becky ever like ARRGH?

Lincoln: And since when have I ever hung out with Becky and talked about ARGGH! before? Isn't that something I would do with Clyde.

Lisa: There's a note on the bottom: "NOTE: This story contains references to fanfictions done by MrAnimatedToon and TheMaximumMatt". I'm guessing since the events from Teri's talk were from the former author, this must be from the latter author.

Lincoln: This guy made a story about Becky and I?

Lori: Hey, I remember this Matt guy! He wrote that prank war story with Luan and Lynn long ago!

Lincoln: Oh! Remind me to read that story sometime.

LINCOLN: The one where he uses a vacuum cleaner to capture his spirit?

BECKY: That's the one.

LINCOLN: Yeah, I saw it. Though I probably would have enjoyed it a lot more if my mom hadn't turned the volume up super loud.

BECKY: What?

LINCOLN: It's a long story.

BECKY: Hmm. Well, we still got some time before heading to the Food Court for lunch. Maybe you could tell me about it...Or perhaps...

LINCOLN: What?

BECKY: Well, while I was shopping, I found a few bathing suits that looked nice. But I'm not exactly sure if they would look good on me. And I can't find your sister or the others anywhere, so...perhaps, you could judge them for me?

LINCOLN: But...you don't mean by...

His face turned bright red.

[The kids go speechless]

Lola: Uh... am I too young to be reading this?

Lincoln: Lola. It's only bathing suits... being worn by Lori's friends... um... uh... I- I-

Lori: Stop! Just stop!

LINCOLN: I-I think I'm gonna look for Lori so-

BECKY: Please? For little old me? (flutters her eyelids)

LINCOLN: (rubs his neck uneasily for a few seconds and then gives a sigh of defeat) Alright, fine.

BECKY: Yay! Thanks, Lincoln!

She then took his hand excitedly and walked him to the back of the store.

BECKY: (pointing at a bench) Just wait right there. I'll be out in a few seconds.

Lincoln sat down on the bench, as Becky went into a dressing room with four bags and closed the door.

LINCOLN: M-maybe this won't be so bad. It's just a swimsuit. I can handle this.

And just a few seconds later, Becky stepped out of the dressing room, wearing a high-neck covered in thick, dark green, horizontal stripes.

BECKY: Soooo, how do I look?

''Lincoln just stared at her, eyes wide and jaw dropped. Sweat poured from his forehead as he stammered to come up the right thing to say.''

LINCOLN: I...well...it...uh...ba...ba...ba...

BECKY: (giggles) I'll take that as a "yes, you should get it."

LINCOLN: Ba...ba...baaaaa - i-it matches your shirt! And it works well off your hair color.

BECKY: Thanks! Glad you think that.

LINCOLN: It's a pleasure-

BECKY: 'cause there's three other swimsuits I wanna try out.

Lincoln's face turned bright red again.

CAROL: Hey guys!

Becky and Lincoln turned to see Carol, Dana, and Teri walking towards them.

CAROL: We were just looking for you.

DANA: Ooh. Nice swimsuit, Becky.

BECKY: Thanks. Glad you like it. I also picked out three more for you guys.

DANA: You did?

BECKY: Yep. And guess what? Lincoln has volunteered to be our judge for them.

''All Lincoln could do upon hearing that was stammer gibberish. Carol examined him for a second, and then came up with an idea.''

CAROL: You know? I always wanted to try out some swimsuits myself. What do you guys say?

TERI: Indeed!

DANA: Absolutely!

LINCOLN: W-W-W-W-WHAT?!

Lincoln: I'm about to do something crazy, but in the words of Clyde McBride... [acting like robot] Abort. Abort. System. Shutting. Doowwwwnnnnn... [faints]