User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Brawl in the Family

Lincoln walked down to the kitchen one day,

Only to find Luna there, saying, "No way!".

Lisa gave him an old bagel to eat,

But with dog hair and a booger it wasn't a treat.

In fact, it made Lincoln run upstairs to spew.

Lana said, "Leni's in the bathroom. Here's a bucket for you."

Lincoln wanted to watch a truck show on TV,

But Lynn and Lola said, "You might provoke the oldest two, see?".

Lincoln said, "What are they fighting about?".

"They bought the same dress and it made them both shout."

"Fighting over a dress?", said Linc, "That's unreal."

"It's a sister thing," said the girls, "Just let them deal."

He went up to the bedroom of Lori and Leni,

To find them sitting there, a moment as normal as any.

Lincoln claimed Leni said Lori looked like Ruth

(It's never revealed if these are lies or the truth),

And that Lori said blue made Leni looked "washed out",

Which caused Lori and Leni to stand up and shout:

"We resolved our fight, but you started it anew!

We would've been fine if it wasn't for you!."

"You've gone and screwed up and it's at 'hissing cat!",

Said Lisa, "Our stations are where we should be at."

Luna pushed Leni into Lincoln's room.

Then Lori, to avoid certain argument doom.

They kicked Lincoln out, and then at dinner that night,

They had to dine separately 'cause of the fight,

And to dine with them both so that they weren't siding with one,

And then at bedtime, the only Loud son,

Found his bedding was gone and he asked Lana why.

It was being used for a divider, which made Lincoln sigh.

Lana gave him laundry to sleep on instead,

But Lincoln did not want dirty clothes in his bed.

He said, "You two should've resolved your fight sooner!

Leni can bunk with Luan, and Lori bunk with Luna!".

The next day, Lori and Leni were being respectful and quiet,

But Luna and Luan had started a riot.

They had broken rule one and were now taking sides.

The rest said, "As per the rules, the family divides!".

The threat level was T-Rex and Lincoln's room was banned.

Then, the twins started to argue about who had what land.

Bobby brought pizza, on which Lynn started to snack.

Lucy said, "You should watch Lori, Luna, and Lola. Don't slack!"

Soon, they began to argue, and the threat level was high.

It was at Erupting Volcano, then Lana went by,

And took a big bite out of Lisa's chart,

Which caused a fight between all the sisters to start.

Lincoln desided to visit with Clyde,

Who acted as a therapist by Lincoln's side.

Lincoln thought, "Tomorrow, I will talk to them all!",

But when Lincoln came back, they'd resolved their big brawl,

By tricking Leni into wearing the dress on days not ending in "Y",

But Lincoln accidentally started another fight. Sigh.