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“Hey loser!” A large bully said as he approached Lincoln.

“Hey Gregory,” Lincoln replied.

“I’m collecting a loser tax and you’re haven’t paid yours in a long time,” Gregory stated.

“I never heard of such a thing,” Lincoln said.

“It doesn’t matter,” Gregory remarked, “you still owe me a hundred bucks.”

“And what if I refuse to pay?” Lincoln asked.

“Then you’re getting a trip to the doctors,” Gregory stated as he grabbed Lincoln by the shirt.

“But I don’t have that kind of money,” Lincoln begged.

“Then I guess you’ll be feasting on knuckle sandwiches tomorrow,” Gregory said.

Lincoln: Then I'm sure the authorities are going to love hearing about this.