User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Tricked!

(Here's my first isntallment of my new series Rhyming Recaps. The idea just occured to me.)

The Louds were preparing for Halloween night.

Lucy took charge for she loves bringing fright.

Lincoln met Clyde by a large manor house,

Where they gave out big candy, not sweets for a mouse.

And when Lincoln and Clyde wondered how to sneak in,

Two similar boys came, which made them both grin.

But Lincoln and Clyde had no time to gawk,

Because who would appear just then but Hank and Hawk?! Clyde had a nosebleed which made the thugs gag,

And they said, "Where's the place we can fill up our bag?".

Lincoln, not wanting to give up his treat,

Hastily pointed them down his own street.

At dusk, the young sisters also had planned,

Ways to get maximum candy at hand: Lisa and Lily dressed up to look sweet,

While the twins posed as different folk to trick-or-treat.

They said, "Boys, do you really think you'll get your candies,

When you're dressed up as a couple of dandies?".

But Lincoln was skillful at thinking up lies,

And said, "We're Ace Savvy and Jack, but we're just in disguise."

The younger Loud girls and their trembling dad,

Went out of the house thinking, "This'll be rad!".

The boys went out too, but so did the goons,

And the rest prepped a maze to be remembered for moons.

The trick-or-treat plans, they all worked like a charm.

"Let's bury our loot so it won't come to harm,

Or get taken by Clyde's over-cautious two pops,"

Said Lincoln, wanting his share of the gumdrops.

But when they came to the street that the Loud house was on,

It was littered and all of  the people were gone.

The family had taken down the maze, feeling sad,

Because two older kids had arrived and been bad,

So no one had come to the Louds' maze of corn. The boys said, "Let's get it back so they won't be forlorn!".

Neither Lincoln and Clyde was ever a quitter, So they cleverly followed the thugs' trail of litter.

It led them to a treehouse deep in the wood,

Where the bullies passed out due to not feeling good.

When our boys grabbed the candy, they woke from their crash,

They beat them both up and threw them in the trash.

But Lincoln thought: "Hey, blood makes those two feel sick!".

He'd just thought of the perfect Halloween trick! He and Clyde lured them, they didn't run long,

'Til they'd entered the maze, and Luna sang a song.

Lucy's fake blood scared the bullies away.

They said, "We're never coming to this street any day!".

The neighbourhood kids thought the maze looked like fun.

The boys gave them their treats and shared the last one.

Though Lynn Sr. still hated this one holiday,

This Halloween was a success anyway.