Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170806205456

[At the sixth and last birthday party]

​Linka:​ "So, how old is the birthday boy? Four? Five?"

The Dad:​ "Thirteen."

[It's revealed that the birthday party is full of emo tweens. One of them hits a pinata and hugs it immediately.]

​Linka:​ "Oh. A little older than our usual crowd."

Lane: "But no problem, our comedy is ageless. So, let's see what we've got here." [observes the crowd] "Hmm, Emo tweens. Notoriously tough crowd. But, don't worry, this isn't my first mope fest."