Thread:Firefox20z/@comment-31595317-20170515195518/@comment-15761712-20170526013627

[The pageant starts] Donnie: "Welcome to the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant! I'm your host, Donnie  Dufresne. Let's meet America's junior sweethearts. Hailing from Royal Woods, Miss Rachel Watterson!"

''[Rachel waves. Lola spits out her milk in shock and gasps]''

Lola: "What is going on?!"

Rachel: "I'd like to thank my coach and friend, Lincoln!"

[Lincoln waves to her and the camera]

Lola:  [furious] "Lincoln! I should have known!"

Rachel: "And I just want to say it is great to be here!" [belches] "Sorry you were downwind of that, Donnie." [nudges Donnie's arm]

Lola: "THEY'RE RUINING ME! AND THEY WILL PAY!" [lividly limps off to the pageant]

Lynn Loud Sr.: [changing the channel order] "WOO! Sports Channel, here I come!"