Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-27317971-20161227203459/@comment-27317971-20161231225502

Rita: Lincoln, I have to tell you something. Something I should have told you a while ago.

Lincoln: What is it?

Rita: Your "father" in Japan is really your stepfather.

Lincoln: Who's my real father then?

Rita: Your real father is Zeus, one of the Greek gods.

(At that moment, a thunderbolt crashes down out of the clear air. From it appears, Zeus, the thunder god.)

Zeus: Lincoln, my son. The day has come for you. The day where you join me on Mount Olympus and serve as my personal demigod diplomat.

Lincoln: I get to serve the great god of thunder? Me? An eleven-year-old boy?

Rita: Lincoln, this is your destiny. Go with Zeus and be his diplomat. You were born to do great things.

(Time skip, Lincoln is off to Olympus on Zeus's chariot)

Zeus: So, my son. You will be staying in Olympus in my finest ten goddesses.

Lincoln: What?! I have to stay with ten girls on Olympus?!

Zeus: Not girls. Goddesses.

Lincoln: It's the same thing.

Zeus: Do you want to go back home to your mother, Lincoln?

Lincoln: No. I'll be fine.

Narrator: Lincoln would not be fine.