User blog:BatSam247/Fan-Fiction: Multiple Voice

This was the most requested story in the 4th poll. Hope you guys enjoy!

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[The episode starts off with Lincoln eating lunch in the cafeteria. Suddenly, three bullies surround him.]

Lincoln: [nervously] Hi. How can I help you?

Bully #1: Give us all your money!

Bully #2: Yeah! Every single red cent!

Lincoln: [whining] Just leave me alone!

Bully #3: [teasingly] And what are you gonna do about it, pansy? Cry all the way home to your mommy like the baby you are and sound like? [laughs with his two companions]

Lincoln: [in his head] I better skadaddle... [about to run away, until he is grabbed by his shirt]

Bully #1: I said give us all your money! Or else, me and my buddies will beat it out of you!

Lincoln: [whining] I said leave me alone! [slaps the bully's hand off his shirt and runs off]

Bully #1: Why you little... [about to give chase, until Bully #2 grabs his shoulder]

Bully #2: Ah, let him go. He's a lost cause anyways.

[The three boys walk off. Cut to Lincoln's room, where he is playing Angry Birds on his phone.]

Lynn: [barges into Lincoln's room] Hey, Lincoln! I need a sparring partner. You're it.

Lincoln: [agitated] Not now, Lynn. I'm in the middle of something.

Lynn: Aw, come on. You don't need to be a baby about it. I'll just ask someone that sounds more manly. [walks out of the room]

Lincoln: [groans] At least I finally have some peace now. [continues to play Angry Birds]

Lisa: [comes into the room] Elder brother, I'm in need of your assistance.

Lincoln: Alright, Lisa. [turns off his phone, puts it in his pocket, and follows Lisa to her and Lily's room]

Lisa: I've recently been working on a new invention of mine, ever since I heard about the skirmish you got into earlier today.

Lincoln: Wait, you knew about that and didn't do anything?

Lisa: I did something that'll help you now and into the future. [reveals a sci-fi-esque blaster to Lincoln] Behold.

Lincoln: What does that thing even do?

Lisa: When someone gets shot by this, they are then granted the ability to use different sounding vocal chords.

Lincoln: Huh? I'm not following.

Lisa: It means my Voice Combobulator can change your voice to anything you'd like, and you'll have multiple voices from just one blast.

Lincoln: Oh. In that case, go ahead! [gets ready to be shot]

Lisa: There's no worries. It's not gonna hurt... that much. [warms up the

Lincoln: Wait, what?

[Lisa shoots Lincoln with the blaster, which results in him rolling in circles on the floor, flopping around like a fish, and having spastic movements around the room, all the while being surrounded by a blue light. Lincoln soon stops moving and the blue glow around him goes away.]

Lisa: So, how do you feel now, Lincoln.

[Lincoln gets up.]

Lincoln: [Jerry Lewis voice] It was fine, really. That was, until [louder] THE ZAPPING WITH THE PAIN AND THE FISH FLOPPING ABOUT!

Lisa: Hmm... Fascinating. You sound just like Jerry Lewis, albeit extremely exxagerated.

Lincoln: [Jerry Lewis voice] Froynlaven!

Lisa: That's not even an actual word.

WIP