User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Frog Wild

Mrs. Johnson said, "We'll be dissecting frogs soon!

We'll do it tomorrow in the afternoon."

Lincoln thought, "Cool!", but Lana said, "No!,

I met a frog in a pond a few weeks ago."

She showed him a video about Hops, her pet,

Which made Lincoln sentimental, and he said, "Let's get,

Ready to save them all: you, Hops, and me.

For frogs are important. That I now see."

At lunch time at school, Lincoln found Lana,

In the trash can right next to a rotten banana.

They went over to the door but could not pick the lock,

So they crawled through the air vents, and got quite a shock,

When they went into the principal's office by mistake,

But soon those brave kids found the frog tank to take.

Mrs. Johnson was shocked to find all the frogs gone,

And went to tell Huggins what was going on.

They went to the pond and tried setting them free,

But because they had grown up in captivity,

They didn't know that predators wanted them for a snack,

Linc said, "Let's take them home, we can't put them back."

Principal Huggins said, "You've had your fun,

But now I will search all your homes one-by-one."

The kids hurried home to hide frogs in their pad,

But Huggins barged in and they thought, "This is bad!".

Whenever they saw one, they steered him away.

"You seem a bit nervous," Huggins did say.

"Not at all," said Lana, with a frog in her gob.

When he went to the fridge, they sprayed water at his face,

Then he went upstairs to search the rest of the place.

A frog caught a fly by the Principal's ear.

Lincoln said, "It's a Wet Willie. Nothing to fear."

He then saw the bedroom of Lucy and Lynn,

But Fangs and co. flew out when he tried to go in.

He got shocked by a doorknob and then used the john.

And after that he said, "I guess I'll get on.",

But then he saw that there were frogs in his coat.

He said, "You're the frog hero!" as if to gloat.

If Lucy was writing this, she'd say their hearts sank,

As they put the froggies back in the tank.

But seeing Hops with the projector gave Lana inspiration:

"To show them that frogs deserve life in this nation,

We'll show them the video of Hops and I",

And so the kids did, and it made the staff cry.

They had an aquarium too pretty for words,

Then Lincoln and Lana ran off to save birds.