User blog:BigFanofEntertainment/The Last Linc - Fanfiction

Here it is. My first original fanfiction. Credit to CircularBoat742 for the idea and title, and big thanks to him for giving me the confidence to write this.

It starts with Lincoln in his room, dressed in his Ace Savvy costume.

Lincoln: (to the audience) "Today is a big day. There today is the next Ace Savvy convention. Fans dressed as Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack will be performing Reenactments of some of the best action scenes from the series. Whoever wins will get to appear in the next comic. My Buddy Clyde and I are going the contest and we're gonna win it."

He exits his room, only to be greeted by his sisters, except Lily, laughing at him.

Lori: "Well, look who's back."

Lola: "Still couldn't make a better costume?"

Lana: "Yeah. I mean who puts their underwear on the outsid?"

Luan: "I'd tell a joke about it, but it would be very brief.

The sisters continue to laugh. Lincoln looks annoyed.

Lincoln: (sarcastically) "Ha ha ha. Go ahead, laugh it up. You're just jealous that I'll be featured in upcoming comic book."

Lynn: "Oh please. With a costume like that, I wouldn't want to be seen anywhere in public."

Lincoln: "Whatever."

''Lincoln walks to the stairs. He opens the front door, suddenly, a bucket of Maple Syrup falls on him.''

Lincoln: "Oh, gross!"

''While he tries to wipe the syrup of his eyes, he walk to the left side of the porch, and falls over, landing in a tub of feathers. He stands up, covered in feathers, and his sisters laugh at him. Lori takes a picture on her phone texts is to Bobby and a couple of her friends on.''

Lori: "Bobby and my friends are gonna love this."

Lana: (chuckles) "You look like a chicken."

Lola: "I'm pretty sure Ace Savvy wouldn't want to be seen with a chicken."

Lynn: "Wow, Luan. This is your best prank yet."

Luan: "I sure hope it wasn't fowl play."

''The sisters laugh again. Lincoln has had just about enough.''

Lincoln: (angered) "What. The. HECK?!"

The sisters stop laughing

Lincoln: "Why is it so much fun for you guy to make fun of me like this?!"

Lana: "Because with a costume like that, you're an easy target."

Lola: "Especially considering all the times you clogged the toilet and read that stupid Princess Pony book."

Lucy just turns her head with a slight frown.

Lisa: "That is true, Lincoln. You are indeed a nincompoop."

Lincoln: "Well you guys just ruined my costume! Now I can't enter the contest!"

Leni: "Oh come on Lincoln. As a fashion expert, I can tell you would've been a laughing stock at the convention."

Lincoln: "Grrr! You know what, I've had it! You guys have made fun of me before, but this is the last straw!"

Luna: "What do you mean?"

Lincoln: "If you guys are just gonna be jerks to me, then I won't talk to you! After this sentence is done, I will never speak to any of you ever again!"

Lincoln goes inside and storms up to the bathroom to clean himself.

The sisters, except Lori, have shocked looks on their faces.

Luna: "Dudes. You think we went too far?"

Lori: "He's bluffing, Luna. He'll get over it."

Lana: "I don't know, Lori. He seemed pretty serious."

Leni: "Maybe we should apologize."

Lori: "Guys. I'm telling you. This will all blow over and tomorrow, he'll be talking to us again."

''Later, we see Lincoln in his room, laying on his bed. His Walkie-Talkie goes of, he answers it.''

Lincoln: "Hey, Clyde."

Clyde: "Dude! Where have you been?! We missed the contest! What happened?!"

Lincoln: "What happened? My sisters happened, that's what."

Clyde: "You're sisters? What did they do?"

Lincoln: "Well, they mocked my costume like before, but worse than that, they pulled a prank on me, a prank which ruined my costume!"

Clyde: "Whoa, man. That sounds rough."

Lincoln: "You don't even know! I've dealt with their crud before, but this was the last straw. I'm tired of being the family laughing stock. So I decided to never talk to them again."

Clyde: (through the walkie-talkie): "Are you sure that's a good idea? You remember what happened the last time you ignored them?"

Lincoln: "They were only pranking me then, plus I didn't mean to ignore them. Now, I'm doing it on purpose because they pulled this prank on me. Look, I've had a long day, so I need just need to be alone."

Clyde: "Okay, buddy. I'll see you tomorrow."

Lincoln: "See you tomorrow."

WIP