Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170728043340

Lynn (Boy): "How'd the test go, sis? You ace it?"

Linka: "No! I got an F!" [slumps on the floor]

Lane: [looks at the test] "Oh, and a frowny face. That's cold!" [pulls out a phone] "I think oui know just who to call!" [laughs] "Get it?"

[The boys start fighting over who should call Cecile]

Leif: "I'm calling Cecile!"

Lexx: "No, me!"

Loki: "No I'm calling Cecile!"

Linka: "I don't get it. I thought I knew all the answers." [sighs] "Mr. DiMartino is definitely gonna flunk me now."

[The boys cease their fight]

Lynn (Boy): "Wait. Mr. DiMartino?"

Linka: "Yeah. He's been our substitute teacher since Mr. Johnson broke his leg riding a mechanical bull."

Luke: "Dude, no wonder you're failing. Mr. D is so smokin', girls go completely bonkers around him."

Loki: "Yeah. Even Bebe nearly flunked because of him. Of course, that was BL: Before Loki." [grimly] "Or she never would have noticed him."

Linka: "But that couldn't happen to me!" [thinking] "Could it?"