User blog:Thomperfan/How to anger most of the Loud House wiki community

(NOTE: This blog is meant for comedy and satire. Please do not take it seriously. Also thanks to my buddy TheMaximumMatt for helping me. You rock, man. Anyway, I hope you Enjoy this.)

Thomperfan
Hi, My name is Thomper! And I'm the nicest person on this whole wiki... or so I think! You should really check out my fanfictions, as they're all centered around my self-insert OC named Nolan. I have a enormous crush on Leni, she is the greatest waifu. And if you criticize my fanfics, I won't care! These are my fanfictions, and I make them how I want, so- [blows raspberry]. I also love Thomas the Tank Engine, it's my favorite TV show for toddlers ever! What's that? I should choose between one or the other? NOO! I can't, I love them both equally! Oh cruel world, why have you forsaken me?!?!

TheMaximumMatt
Name's Matt! If there's ever a problem, you can tell me anything! Uh-oh! I'm having a stress phase! Better be all secretive and not tell anyone about my problems because I'm an insecure baby who gets worried over the most miniscule of things. Oh yeah, when's the last time I uploaded something on my dA? 10 centuries ago? Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! Do people think I'm a hypocrite?! Do people think I'm a bad user even though I've done nothing bad! Shoot! They do! I better make a blog post asking people about what they think of me because I'm that much of a desperate, awkward, lame, incompetent, inept, whiny loser! Is someone out there after me?! I'm a wimp, so I have to worry about the least bad thing that could happen to me! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I apologise way too much! Wahh! I'm a worry wart! Doesn't it annoy you? Oh gosh! Am I offending someone? I'm so sorry!!!!!

MrAnimatedToon
Cartoons, cartoons, cartoons, cartoons, cartoons, CARTOONSCARTOONSCARTOONS! REGULAR SHOW FTW!

AnimationFan15
Hello, my name is AnimationFan15, and I'm a admin on this wiki.

(Just then a picture of the Making the Case title card and another picture of the sisters staring angrily at the screen fly on to the screen and AF15 sees them.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! MY KRYPTONITE!!!! LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE! LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE!! (swats the pictures away and sighs) That's better.

The Smarter, Wiser, King Dedede
I'mma supah stah warriah! Hehehehe! Time for me to write completely a nonsensical story based off of some random YouTube vid I watched. Hehehehe!

Dragonzako
I love Lynn. I hate Clyde. Rusty is a better best friend for Lincoln. Rincoln Sploud forever!

YoshiRocker13
Welp, I just got done writing my newest fanfic!

10 MINUTES LATER

Hey! Are you talking smack about my fanfictions that I pour my soul into! That makes me so angry! I'm leaving!

Andrew Brauer
Welp, I just got done writing my newest fanfic!

10 MINUTES LATER

Hey! Are you talking smack about my fanfictions that I pour my soul into! That makes me so angry! I'm leaving!

IronRaphRa
Lincoln worshippers are so dumb, because Lincoln is so dumb, his sisters are total saints, and deserve all the praise, I hate Lincoln so much, I made two stories about anti-Lincoln fanboyism, and if you disagree with me or dislike my stories, you're a Lincoln worshipper.

Weavillain
The Loud House is a masterpiece that goes beyond all arts ever. This brilliant piece of high quality media is filled with immense amounts of such meaningful messages, clever character development, and intelligence that tests the limits of human talents. [laughs snootily]

TMNT1987Dude
The Loud House is awesome!

1 YEAR LATER

The Loud House sucks. I'm out of here.

Veenster7
Here in the Loud House wiki, we care about your safety and happiness. I'm Veester. I'll be your guide. Would you like a mint? How about a fluffed pillow? I'll get you a chair! [giggles]

Adish2004
I just watched Ruthless People and Sitting Bull and they were terrible! I hate Lynn now! She's worse then satan! What's that? People think I overreacted? Augh, they think I'm worse then FDS, Andrew and Yoshi combined! What's that? They don't? Augh, I caused problems! Why am I such a failure? I guess I'll just have to leave the wiki forever!

Aartistboy714
Oh look! A new episode of the Loud House! [one of the sisters does something that seems "hypocritical"] Hate it... Lincoln should get his revenge!

MrTyeDye
I make the best Loud House fanfics in the universe. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to write the next Peeking Through the Fourth Wall episode.

Teag J. Brohman
Leni is my waifu and senpai. She should notice me and not Chaz. I hate Chaz! What's that? Someone made fun of me?! Well I hope they get killed, die, and rot in hell!

FreeSpirit98
I'm an admin too................................... yeah.

FirstDrellSpectre
Blood. Gore. Death. War. Darkness.

LittleAlex619
EEEEEEEHHH! LINCOLN! LINKY WINKY! LINKY! LINCOLN! EHHHH! HE'S MY HERO!

Gmwbmw44
Lisa Loud is my waifu and senpai. She's already noticed me and we're BFFs. Also Thomas and SpongeBob are stupid and inane because they're not realistic. Also Vulture and all of his supporters suck. I'm smarter than everyone on this website, imbeciles.

TheEpicness900
Rating: 0 infinity/1,000 THEMAXIMUMMATT IS A MISOGYNIST BECAUSE HE WROTE THE SWEAT SPOT!!! HE MUST REALLY HATE WOMEN!! I ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS WHENEVER I SEE A FANFICTION I DON'T LIKE!!!!

Bobbybooboobear
Hey! I love the Loud House! [turns around] Nah. That's a lie. Everyone's an idiot.

RadicalPatMan
When were the Loud Siblings born? Why do people hate No Such Luck so much? How would people make Brawl in the Family a better episode? Do people like other shows besides the Loud House?

Harburton81
My profile picture is of Eric Cartman from South Park.

5 WEEKS LATER

Now my profile pic is of Scrooge McDuck from Ducktales.

2 WEEKS LATER

Now my profile pic is of Rigby from Regular Show.

3 WEEKS LATER

Now my profile pic is of Dan from Dan Vs

TheEyeofAllEyes
Leni Loud is my waifu.

LoudFanWolf
Hi, I'm Tanner, you should definitely check out my stories with my OC Derek Gabriel, he's like Nolan, done correctly.

Lemonade24
[sees fanfiction] I love it! [sees fanfiction] I love it! [sees fanfiction] I love it! I love everyone!

That Engineer
[neck extends] Nope.

Metool Bard
I follow my brother's footsteps by writing the best Loud House fanfics in the universe.

Jokeman20
Yes! Yes! Yes Yes! I'm a yes-man!

Curious Poker Chip
I'm not a fan of Luna and Sam being shipped together, I'm much more of a Sam x Lincoln shipper Samcoln forever!

Harvey Beaks Number 1 Fan
Hello I am just a person who likes to go on Wikia and contribute to threads and roleplays threads lol I have a username that I just rushed because my old one had some weird error so don’t even bother me with this one oh oh oh oh! I waste my precious time on the internet and YouTube vids whether they are crappy or not but what I REALLY love is roleplaying, and I have done it so long I have a ridiculous obsession with them and I really want do it with users who like doing them and I can’t stop thinking about it hahahahahahaha. I freaking love cartoons and I don’t care even if they are adult shows or pre-K shows I’ll watch what I like, and I can find it on YouTube or the internet lololololololololol.

BigFanofEntertainment
Uh... We've got nothing.

ANOTHER NOTE: Well, that's about it. If you weren't featured in this blog, it's most likely because I don't know you that well or you don't have any noticeable things you do to poke fun at. Once again, I want to point out that is just a joke. Please do not take any of what we said to heart. This was something that was inspired by this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13J59T0GDgQ&t=102s. Anyway, thanks for reading and see you next