User blog:AustinDR/Luan Reacts to I Love My Brother

(Luan was browsing the internet one day, and she happens upon a link to a fan comic.)

Luan: Hello, what's this?

(She reads the title of the comic.)

Luan: I Love My Brother? By JumpJump? Well, I've got nothing better to do, so let's jump right into it! Get it? (laughs)

(She loads the first chapter of the comic, and sees Ronnie Anne tied up to a chair, in an abandoned warehouse.)

Luan: What's happening? Why is Ronnie Anne tied up?

(Her comic counterpart walks in with a baseball bat.)

Luan: Wait, did I do that?.....

(She continues to read.)

Luan: Want Lincoln for myself? EW! I'm not that type of girl. Besides, I already have a soul mate.

(She picks up Mr. Coconuts, and lightly kisses him on the forehead before continuing to read.)

Luan: This is madness! Why is this hap...

(Luan's eyes nearly pop out of her eyes. Ronnie Anne has the baseball bat shoved down her throat.)

Luan: RONNIE ANNE'S DEAD?!!!!! What the &@#%?!!!!!

(Luan reads the joke that her comic self made on Ronnie's behalf.)

Luan: She has more wood in her mouth than George Washington? I don't get it.

(Luan props her hands in front of her mouth.)

Luan: Wait.....why am I doing that?

(She sees herself crawl on top of her brother.)

Luan: Well, at least it can't get any wo.....

(She sees herself writing Lincoln those forged letters.)

Luan: .....

(She flips off the comic.)

Luan: Oh, so now I have to go to the therapist now? Great.....

(She sees that her comic self was watching Lincoln sleep.)

Luan: OK, if you nuts know anything about me, I only have cameras set up just in case I say something funny in my sleep.

(Lynn enters the comic.)

Luan: Oh, this is like that time that Lucy kicked Lynn out of her room. So, I'm guessing she's asking Linc to allow her to share his room?

(Luan's jaw drops in shock.)

Luan: Lynn....what are you doing?

(She is bombarded by explicit imagery.)

Luan: I would make a joke about this, but that's just going too far!

(Luan was horrified by what she had seen. She hugs Mr. Coconuts tightly for comfort.)

Luan: Ah......

(Downstairs, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne were watching television.)

Lincoln: So, what do you want to watch next?

Ronnie Anne: Well....

(Luan enters into the room.)

Lincoln: Is there something wrong, Luan?

(She says nothing. She walks over to Ronnie Anne, and she unceremoniously embraces her, much to her surprise.)

Lincoln: Luan, why are you.....

Luan: (sobbing) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!

Ronnie Anne: Uh.......

THE END