Thread:TheMaximumMatt/@comment-30953185-20180630055107/@comment-30953185-20180630205715

[A long, awkward silence followed that completely unrelated, random statement]

Lori: (awkwardly) Uh…okay then… I didn’t need to know that but… uh… (walks off)

Leni: What was that about?

Lori: I wish I knew… but anyway, let’s find you the sunglasses.

[Lori looks through the shelves, but she can’t the white sunglasses Leni usually wears]

Lori: I think they’re sold out of the ones you like, Leni.

Leni: (whimpers)

Me: D-Don't worry, Leni. We'll just pick out some new ones. The other ones were probably getting old anyway. They’ve got plenty of cool looking sunglasses here.

Leni: (reluctantly) Okay…

[Cue montage of Leni trying on new pairs in dressing room:]

(Pink, curly glasses) Leni: Too pink.

(Party glasses) Leni: Too flashy.

(Square glasses) Leni: Too square.

(Triangular glasses) Leni: Too pointy.

(Circular, transparent glasses) Leni: Too nerdy.

(Normal, looking white sunglasses) Leni: Ooh, these ones look good!

Store Assistant: Oh, those ones are the special glow-in-the-dark glasses. They’re very popular. (Turns off lights which make sunglasses glow a green, bright color).

Leni: (sigh) Too glowy.

[End of montage]

Leni: Face it, you guys. I’m never gonna find my perfect glasses again.

Lori: Well there’s one last pair you haven’t rejected yet [pulls out some dark, fancy looking shades that gives off a shine]

Leni: I don’t know Lori… I’m not sure if…

[I put the shades on Leni. Leni pauses as she looks at herself in the mirror.]