User blog:Discofurby/Rhyming Recaps: Roadie to Nowhere

Luna met Chunk who was sleeping in his van.

They said, "Let's audition for a Rumble to see if we can,

Pass," and they did. "I'll be famous!" she shouted,

But Mrs. V. recognised Chunk as her student, and Luna doubted,

Whether she really would come to fame,

Because living in a van seemed like kind of a shame.

As Chunk went to buy an old washing machine,

Luna thought, "Well, my rock star days have been."

Luna got a job at a record store,

But she was fired 'cause her customer thought her a bore,

Going on and on about her idol Mick,

So she thought being a DJ would do the trick.

Mrs. Johnson didn't like Luna's choice of track,

So once again the third-youngest Loud got the sack.

As the next part of Luna's bad day,

Lisa was collecting her sibs' DNA.

Luna was sad and she lay on her bed.

"Why do you seem unhappy?" young Lisa said.

"I wanted to be a rock star but it didn't work out,

Neither did other music jobs, that's why I have doubt."

Lisa said, "Try technology, food, or health care,"

But dental work made her pass out from the scare.

When she tried to be a waitress and give Scoots some food,

The old woman proved to be too flighty and rude.

She tried helping Mr. Grouse in IT.

She did it quite well and thought, "That's the job for me!".

She told Mrs. V. "Well, goodbye, I'm through.",

But then she saw Chunk had a band that was relatively new.

She went to the concert and his machine was a prop.

He said, "I never got famous, but I didn't stop.

Doing what you enjoy's better than making it big,

And I only sleep in my van before a big gig."

They performed at the Rumble and Luna sang about,

How you should avoid living in doubt.