Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170726033458/@comment-5455120-20170807044113

Linka: [wiping off the mud and reading a book.] "Okay, Lexx, let's move onto your walk. Remember what Gilda Lily says in her best-selling book: "Unlocking Your Inner Pageant King", To win the day, you must sashay."

Lexx: "I know how to walk, Linka."

[As he practices his walk, Linka notices a loose bottle of hair gel on the ground. Lexx steps and slips and the rest of the scene plays in slow motion.]

Linka: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [tries to save Lexx but is too late.]