Thread:TheEyeOfAllEyes/@comment-31595317-20170701225430/@comment-5455120-20170702001151

Lincoln: [Leni's hammer drops on his foot] "Yeowch!" [groans in pain] "What are you doing with all this stuff?"

Leni: "I need a ride to the mall, so Lori told me to make her bed, which is weird, cause I'm pretty sure she already has one."

Lincoln: "Wait. Why are you doing chores for Lori?

Me: Aren't you old enough to drive yourself to the mall?"

Leni: "Yeah, but I failed the driving test 12 times. Everyone's given up on teaching me. Dad's still mad about the Fire Hydrant Paperboy Nun Incident."

[flashback to said incident; Leni had crashed the van into a tree and set a fire hydrant to spring a leak with a nun screaming at the top of her lungs in a panic and a paper boy is hanging by a branch]

Leni: "Should I leave a note?"

[Lynn Sr. is sobbing over his daughter's failure; end flashback]

Me: "What if we taught you to drive?"

Leni: [excited] "Wow! You have your licenses?"

Me: "Well, no, despite me being old enough to drive too.

Lincoln: But we do have a crazy high score on...

Me and Lincoln: Total Turbo XXII, the world's awesomest racing video game!"

Leni: [eager] "FUN!" [worried] "Wait. Are there nuns in it?"

Lincoln: "Nun that we know of!" [Me and Lincoln chuckles; turns to viewers] "If we can help Leni get her license, she'll drive us anywhere! And Lori will have to wash her own jeggings."