Lori Loud/Literally



This page is a comprehensive list of the times Lori Loud has said "literally", sorted by episodes from the Shorts, Season 1, Season 2, and Season 3.

NOTE: The word "literally" will be underlined.

Get the Message

 * There's only one rule in this house: stay out of my bedroom! If I catch you in here again, I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!

Heavy Meddle
Lincoln: Cut it out? That's it! Lori: Now that is literally the worst thing I have ever heard. Lori: Forget that! You should literally text an embarrassing picture of him to all his friends.
 * Hold it right there! He wore cargo shorts on your date? That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard.
 * Lori: Socks and sandals? Cut it out!
 * Lola: You should go straight to the school principal.

Making the Case

 * You literally disgust me!

Project Loud House

 * OMG, Bobby. I literally had to call you right away. I am just so excited about the homecoming dance.
 * I literally found the cutest dress to wear!

In Tents Debate

 * And if you vote Team Beach, the fun will literally never stop!
 * Ugh. This is literally going to be the worst vacation ever!
 * This is literally the best vacation ever!

Picture Perfect

 * [spiteful] Okay, guys, let's all put on perfect smiles for Lincoln's perfect picture, because heaven forbid we be our ACTUAL, LITERAL SELVES!!
 * (While she only says "literal", it still fits into context of her using the word in some form)

Undie Pressure

 * [after drinking the six-week-old milkshake] COMING THROUGH!!! LITERALLY !!!

Linc or Swim

 * Lincoln, this is literally genius. Who's gonna kick us out of our own pool? Right?

Changing the Baby
Lori: Why should you get her? I've literally been waiting 17 years for someone in this family who likes the things I like!
 * Lincoln: Give her back, Lori!

Ties That Bind
Lori: Uh, yeah. You've got five minutes. I literally have an entire wardrobe to pack.
 * That is literally the dumbest thing you have ever said.
 * Lincoln: You may be wondering why I assembled you all here.

Hand-Me-Downer
Lincoln: You don't have to deal with them. You're the oldest. Lori: Are you kidding me? This isn't really a tank top! It's literally the top of Mom's old girdle!
 * Lori: See, Lincoln? We all have to deal with hand-me-downs. We just learned to make the best of them.

Sleuth or Consequences
Lori: Yeah! They are literally worse than Lincoln! And he wears his underwear on the outside!
 * That is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen!
 * Luan: Whoever that belongs to is gonna be the laughing stock of this house!

Butterfly Effect

 * "That anniversary was eight days ago, and Bobby gave me socks! I can't believe this! You're literally seeing Bobby behind my back! You are no longer my sister!"

Chore and Peace
Lori: No way, Lincoln. There's a very delicate balance in this house, and if we all start trading chores, it will literally open up a can of worms. Lana: What's so bad about that? Worms rule!
 * Lincoln: Well, if you all think your chores are so hard, I'm sure one of you won't mind trading with me.

For Bros About to Rock
Lincoln: What? Why? Lynn: I don't know, cause she's nuts? But she's done it to all of us. Lori: Yeah. And when she goes, she gets way too excited and literally ruins everything. There was my first Boyz Will Be Boyz concert.
 * Lola: Do not let Luna know that you're going to your first concert. She'll insist on going with you!

It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House

 * "We've literally searched the whole house, and nothing!"

Cover Girls
Lincoln: [Lori impression] "I'm literally already on it!"
 * Lori herself does not say "literally" in this episode, but Lincoln and Lucy do when imitating her to cover for her.
 * Rita: Lori! Can you check on Lily?
 * Lucy: [dressed as and imitating Lori] OMG, Pop-Pop, Bobby looked so cute, I literally forgot we were all hurdling toward imminent oblivion.

Save the Date
Lori: [gasps] We both said the same thing at the exact same time! It's like we're literally meant to be.
 * "Because Bobby is literally Ronnie Anne's brother! He said he could never date someone related to someone who hurt someone he's related to! Or something like that!"
 * Lori and Bobby: I think I'll hit the buffet again.
 * Lincoln: [imitating Lori] It's like we're literally meant to be.

Attention Deficit
Howard: You are definitely a Summer. Lori: Literally, right?
 * Lori: Mr. McBride, would you say I'm more of an Autumn or a Winter?

Out on a Limo

 * The garbage guys literally tried to take Lana to the dump!

House Music

 * "But we literally have no musical talent."
 * "You literally just fired your own dad!"

A Novel Idea
Lori: Aw. I feel bad for them. I bet they literally had the boringest day ever.
 * Lynn Sr.: Hm...I wonder where your mother and Lincoln are.

Cereal Offender

 * Lincoln! I'm going shopping with you! Bobby literally just got a job as a stock boy.

Come Sale Away

 * I bet I can literally carry the most bags.
 * Are you literally joking right now?

Roughin' It

 * Lincoln, it's so much fun watching this show with you, you're like... literally one of the girls!

The Waiting Game

 * Thanks for telling me about the job opening here. Guess what? I literally got hired!
 * Lincoln, you're literally babbling.

The Loudest Yard

 * I literally don't see Lincoln anywhere.

Raw Deal
Lori: That was literally embarrassing. Lucy: It was also literally your fortune. "You will go on on a long trip". Lori: Yeah. What's the rush? We are literally the only people here.
 * [After Lori slipped on a puddle of oil]
 * Lola: Lincoln, why are you pushing us?

Dance, Dance Resolution
Lincoln: [stammering] Uh, yee, uh, um... Lori: I bet she was so excited. The Sadie Hawkins is literally the most important dance in a girl's life.
 * Leni: So? Did Ronnie Anne ask you to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?

A Fair to Remember

 * Yeah, I'm literally not going to that. Why don't you take Lincoln?
 * He's not my boyfriend...I literally don't think I have a boyfriend anymore!
 * Bobby was right. You're literally a great bro.

One of the Boys
Lori: That was literally mine! You are so gonna pay!
 * Loki: That is literally LOL! Hurry up, Loni! Time to go!
 * Loki: You're literally hilarious, Lincoln. We're going to Dairyland! It was your idea.
 * [Lincoln just broke her watch out of panic]

​A Tattler's Tale

 * Well, I think we all know why we're here. Lola knows our secrets, and she's literally torturing us!

Snow Bored

 * Boo-boo bear, Lisa's literally out of control!

Study Muffin

 * So, I'm like, if you literally don't know the difference between dance team and color guard-
 * Oh, Hugh. My window is literally stuck and I need someone very strong to open it.

Homespun

 * THIS HOUSE IS LITERALLY FALLING APART!!
 * Boo-Boo Bear! You're literally bleeding!

11 Louds a Leapin'

 * Universe, you're literally testing me.
 * He is literally awful!
 * That is literally so sad!
 * That's  literally the perfect gift.

Brawl in the Family

 * Guys, guys, guys! Check out these new dress I found at the mall. It's  literally one of a kind.

Suite and Sour

 * [impatiently waiting for the elevator to arrive] What is taking so long? If I don't get back to the room and get my phone, I could literally die! Let's just take the stairs.
 * Bobby Boo-Boo Bear? It's literally been forever!

Back in Black

 * You're  literally  the only one who's always stretching my sweater every time you borrow them.
 * Guys! It's  literally happening! Lucy's finally ready!

Cheater by the Dozen

 * Oh, we are so clearly soulmates. I literally don't know what I would do without you in my life.

Lock 'N' Loud
Lori: I literally don't know what any of those things are.
 * Mr. Grouse: [distraught] They cleaned me out! My polka records! My black and white TV! My encyclopedias! All gone! [walks back inside and closes the door]

The Whole Picture

 * Clyde: [acting to his reflection as Lori] Sorry, Bobby. It's literally over. I'm in love with Clyde.
 * You literally freaked out about his rabbit.

No Such Luck

 * Lisa literally has a point. You're coming to my golf tournament, Lincoln. This family supports each other.
 * [gasps] My sand wedge! You are bad luck! You are literally uninvited to my tournament!

Party Down
Lincoln: But my tricks are killing! Lori: I'm trying to throw a sophisticated party, and you're literally waving around your underwear! Now...SCRAM! Lincoln: They will hear about this at embassy! Leni: I think they're having fun. Lori: Leni, Joey is literally doing his homework. [shows Joey doing so in the corner] Lori: Eeh. Nice try, Boo-Boo Bear. But I know my party was a bomb. Leni: What do you mean? Joey got all his homework done. Lori: Guys, if you don't mind, I literally wanna be alone for a little bit.
 * Lori: Lincoln, I told you you're not invited!
 * Lori: I don't get it, you guys. I've been following the list, but people don't look like they're having fun.
 * Bobby: Don't feel bad, babe. I mean, a stubbed toe? That is pretty serious.

Fed Up
Lincoln: It doesn't matter, 'cause we're not having goulash tomorrow. Lori: Yes we are, Lincoln. We have it every Thursday, and there's literally nothing we can do about it. Lola: Grilled cheese? I wanna make a cake! Lori: I can't eat cake for dinner! I'll literally break out! Lori: [weakly] Literally?
 * Leni: You guys, I need an outfit for dinner tomorrow. [holds up a purple dress] Does this print go with goulash?
 * Lincoln: Remember, guys, this is about more than just tonight's dinner. These grilled cheeses really have to change hearts and minds.
 * [Lori slips on one of Lincoln's grilled cheese sandwiches on the floor, causing her to slam face first on the fridge and fall over, which leads to the contents to fall on her]

Pulp Friction

 * Guys, we're literally losing him.

Pets Peeved
Lori: I was literally gonna say that! Except for the "dudes" part.
 * Luna: Dudes, we should give him a treat!
 * It was literally our pleasure.

Potty Mouth
Lori: It's true! She was literally just imitating our bad behavior!
 * Lincoln: Please don't blame Lily for saying the "D" word! It's our fault!

The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos
Lori: [rioting] BECAUSE RONNIE ANNE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!! Lincoln: She is not my girlfriend! Lori: Lincoln, we are literally crossing a bridge. Do you really want to get into an argument WITH ME RIGHT NOW?! [makes an intimidating face to her brother] Lori: He talked about the bodega for 40 minutes until the beef jerky guy showed up, and at that point, I had literally reached my limit. Bobby: Wow. Just like the Dream Boat. It's so romantic, babe. Lori: I know. Because we're so romantic. I mean, we literally have such a great connection. Don't you think? Lori: [heartbroken] Lincoln, I literally just lost my boyfriend. [angrily] Do you really wanna argue with me right now?
 * Lincoln: I still don't know know why I have to come along.
 * Ronnie Anne: What do you mean you didn't convince him?"
 * Lori: Ta-da! [shows him a replica of the dinghy date] A one-on-one dinghy date. Sort of.
 * Lincoln: We're leaving? But Mrs. Casagrande's baking a cake.

Room with a Feud
Lily: [laughing, mimicking Lori] Lil-lilly.
 * Lori: [laughing] Literally.

Spell It Out

 * [off-screen] We should literally be interior designers!
 * Guys, I'm glad I can't use my phone because this conversation literally had to happen in person!

Garage Banned
Lori: [exasperated] Leni, it's literally the same outfit.
 * Leni: Real quick. Is this outfit cuter?
 * Guys, we have to talk. I am literally almost an adult. I can't live like this anymore.
 * This is literally amazing. [yawns and stretches] Well, must be about bedtime.
 * There are literally mice in here!

Change of Heart
Leni: [imitating Lori] OMG. Bobby. Texting. Literally.
 * Whitney, wait till you see my new shoes. They will literally blow your mind!
 * Lincoln, is Clyde still here? This is literally my last pair of wearable shoes.
 * (To herself) If Lori Loud can sink this four-footer, she'll literally win the masters.
 * Carol did what? Hang on, Whitney. I literally need chips for this story.
 * "I would never want to be in Leni's shoes.  Literally.
 * Lincoln: [imitates a door knock] Oh! Someone's at the door. Who could it be? [Leni walks over dressed as Lori] Why, it's my eldest sister, Lori.
 * Clyde! I was just on my way to see you. There's something I really wanted to tell you. First, I wanted to apologize for never appreciating how kind and thoughtful you are. And second, I wanna thank you for making me feel so good about myself all these years. You're a special guy, Clyde, and literally anyone would be lucky to be your crush.

Future Tense
Lola: Sorry, Daddy. Ice cream doesn't look good on a resume, especially if you spill it. Lori: Plus, it'll literally  just make us sluggish.
 * Lynn Sr: What say we take a little break and get our ice cream on, huh?

Lynner Takes All

 * We all know why we're here. The Lynn situation is literally the worst thing that's ever happened!

Yes Man

 * Well, Leni and I are  literally broke.

No Spoilers

 * Guys, you're missing the bigger picture. This party literally stinks.

Read Aloud
Lori: So, it turns out it wasn't even a student running the blog, it was a teacher! And he literally tried to frame Gabby with a laptop in her- Librarian Wetta: That's enough. Very good. Lori: What about Lola? There's literally no point if she won't participate. Lincoln: Leave everything to me. I'll get her to read that book by 5:00. Lincoln: [taking blame] Totally my fault. It's just so quiet here. I must've fallen asleep. Lori: Well, you literally blew it.
 * Librarian Wetta: [with Lori's mystery novel] You! Twist ending! Go!
 * Lincoln: Guys, wait! Remember, Librarian Wetta said the contest closes at 5:00. [checks his watch] It's only 3:00. We still have two hours!
 * Luna: Lincoln, it's 5:30! The contest ended half an hour ago!

Tricked!

 * "I literally vant to suck your blood."

​The Crying Dame

 * [the siblings arrive to the dump] "This place is literally huge. How are we ever going to find a little toy in all this trash?"

Anti-Social

 * "But Dad, we need them. Our lives literally  depend on them."
 * (in the text to Lola) "Dad says do ur HW. Literally ."
 * It's called texting, you can literally have a million conversations at once. Could be pretty handy for a guy with 11 kids.
 * "I am literally so proud right now."

Snow Way Out

 * "Well, I hope you know what you're doing, Lana, because I am  literally  not sleeping on hamburger wrappers."
 * "You  literally  did it, Lans!"

Insta-gran

 * Oh, my soup is literally too hot.

Selfie Improvement

 * I'm sick of it! I've literally been working for three months to get those many likes on my photos.
 * [gets hit in the face with dirt] Gah! LITERALLY?!
 * Get back here you animals. These tiny sweaters are literally the perfect size for you.

No Place Like Homeschool

 * Lola, we literally have no idea homeschooling would be so hard.

City Slickers

 * Can you believe it? As soon as a I graduate, I'll literally be going to college here.
 * Wow, this is literally the city girl look I was dreaming of.