Thread:Thomperfan/@comment-31595317-20170429225606/@comment-30953185-20170429231626

Training By Clyde: Phase Two: Advanced Table Manners [Clyde has set up cardboard dummies of Lincoln's older sisters and parents to practice with] CLYDE: "This is the grownup table simulator. Now, show me your salad fork." [Lincoln grabs a fork as a wild guess] LINCOLN: "This one?" [Clyde blasts an air horn] CLYDE: "Wrong. That's your  dinner fork. Now, have some bread." [Lincoln accidentally grabs the piece of bread on the Lori dummy's plate] "Wrong! You just ate Lori's bread!" [flirting with the Lori dummy] "Don't worry, beautiful. I'll share my buns with you." [Lincoln blows the horn at him] LINCOLN: "Clyde!" CLYDE: "Sorry. Where were we?" [training resumes] LINCOLN:  [to the Lynn dummy] "So, Lynn...how about those Republicans?" [Clyde blows the horn] CLYDE: "Wrong! Never talk politics! Again." LINCOLN: "Um...we can really use some rain?" [a bell chimes; now they're using flash cards] LINCOLN: "Soup spoon. Salad fork. Butter knife. Dessert plate. A...candid picture of Lori?" CLYDE:  (realizing) "Oh! How'd that get in there?"