Board Thread:Fun and Games at TLH/@comment-26253276-20180103101820/@comment-26253276-20180106001849

Lori: But mine is truer. I am ABLE to eat a horse!

Lisa: Lori, I think one of us has to take one for the team.

Luna: Luan and Lynn have a lot of energy.

Luan and Lynn: NO! Spare us!

Lucy: She needs to eat someone, or she'll die!

Lori hears a chainsaw. Someone was cutting down an apple tree--and it had a lot of apples on it!

Lori: Perfect food.

Lori takes the tree and shakes it, collecting all the apples. She then places it near the logger and eats the apples.

Lori: There we go, nice and refreshed.

Lori rubs her stomach.

Lori: Now if only there was something I could drink...

A water tanker driver overheard Lori talking and drove up to her.

Driver: Here, take this water. It's pure and no-one needs it right now within a 300-mile radius.

Lori takes the truck and pokes a hole in the back, then drinks all the water.

Lori: Ahhhhh... *burp* Excuse me.

The news crew returned.

Lori: Oh, hi!