Thread:ThatGreenandOrangeGuy/@comment-31541999-20180310214836/@comment-31541999-20180311030045

This is already what I have so far:

[Opening sequence]

Joe:

♫Come on in!♫

Blue: ♫Bow, bow, bow!♫

Joe:

♫What did you say?♫

Viewers: ♫A clue, a clue!♫

Joe:

♫You see a clue?♫

Viewers: ♫We see a clue!♫

Joe:

♫Another Blue's Clues day, hooray!♫

♫Do you want to play...♫

'All:'

♫Blue's Clues?♫

Joe:

♫So count to three!♫

Pail, Periwinkle and Shovel:

♫One, two, three!♫

Joe:

♫And clap your hands!♫

Tickety, Slippery and Magenta:

♫Clap your hands!♫

Joe:

♫Learn something new!♫

All:

♫Something new!♫

♫Join our Blue's Clues band today!♫

Mailbox: Right this way!

All:

♫It's another Blue's Clues day!♫

Mr Salt: [holding a purple flag with pictures of a buccaneer hat and a pirate flag with yellow words saying "Arggh! You Ready?"] "Arggh! You Ready?"

All:

♫It's another Blue's Clues day!♫

Blue: ♫Bow, bow!♫

''[End of opening sequence; the camera slowly zooms in on the front door. The door opens to reveal Joe inside, who's donning a buccaneer hat, an eye patch, a black beard, a green coat with a green squared interior, black pants, and brown boots—he's dressed up as pirate for some reason. He begins to talk like a pirate.]''

Joe: [pirate voice] Ahoy there, matey! It is I, Captain Joe. Welcome aboard! [takes off his eye patch; normal voice] It's me, Joe. We're being pirates today.

Blue: [offscreen] Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow!

Joe: [puts eye patch back on; pirate voice] That be the sound of- [Blue appears, also dressed as a pirate donning a blue bandana cap and a blue and white striped shirt] -Sea Lass Blue!

Blue: Bow, bow, bow!

Joe: [to the viewers; normal voice] Hey. Do you want to be pirates with us today? [the viewers responded] You do? Great! Now, to become a pirate, you have to say "Arggh!" Can you say "Arggh!" like a pirate? Go ahead, say it.

Viewers: Arggh!

Joe: That was really good! Now try saying "Yo-ho-ho!" Go ahead.

Viewers: Yo-ho-ho!

Joe: [clapping his hands] Wow! That was really amazing! You sound like a real pirate. [pirate voice] We will call you... Our First Mate Friend!

Blue: Bow, bow, bow!

Joe: Come along, me hearties. Be on the lookout for the rest of our crew!

''[Joe and Blue started wandering on over to the living room, and the camera cuts to a side view of them and follows as they wander over to said living room. They stop at the snack table where one of their friends, Shovel and Pail, also dressed like pirates with Shovel wearing an eye patch and Pail wearing a yellow bandana cap, are sitting next to each other; Joe and Blue approaches the two.]''

Joe: It is I, Captain Joe! I have return with Sea Lass Blue and our newest member of our crew, our First Mate Friend!

Shovel: I'm One-Eyed Shovel. The shovel that is helpful, and has the ability of digging for lost items.

Pail: And I'm Buccaneer Pail. The pail that is brave, and has the ability to collect lost items.

Joe: And together we're... The Thinking Crew! Where pirates go on adventures and search for hidden lost items by using our thinking abilities! [takes off eye patch; normal voice] Pretty amazing, isn't it?

Shovel: Yeah! My favorite part of being a pirate is digging underneath low grounds.

Blue: Bow, bow, bow!

Pail: My favorite part of pirate is collecting lots and lots of items like seashells, rocks, or even starfish.

Blue: Ba-bow!

Joe: Oh, that's nice! My favorite part of being a pirate is saying "Arggh!"

Blue: [excited] Bow!

Shovel: [excited] Oh, yeah!

Pail: [excited] I like that too!

Joe, Blue, Shovel, and Pail: "ARGGH!"

Joe: [chuckles a bit] Yup! Saying "Arggh!" is my favorite part because it shows me how much fun being a pirate is. [turns to the viewers] Oh, what about you? What is your favorite part of being a pirate?

[The viewers responds to the question.]

Joe: Really?

Blue: Bow?

Joe: That's amazing!

Blue: Bow, bow, bow!

[Everyone clamored in agreement as Shovel and Pail walks off; Joe turns to Blue.]

Joe: Hey, Blue. What about you? What's your favorite part about being a pirate?

[Blue then runs up towards the camera, and places a blue pawprint on the screen; cymbal roll sound—meaning it's time to play another one of Blue's Clues!]

Joe: [puts eye patch back on; pirate voice] It appears that Sea Lass Blue wants us to play another special game of Blue's Clues to figure what her favorite part of being a pirate is. [takes off eye patch; normal voice] I love Blue's Clues!

[The music starts playing "We Are Gonna Play Blue's Clues" as Joe begins to swing his arms.]

Joe:

♫We are gonna play Blue's Clues.♫ ♫'Cause it's a really great game!♫ ♫Yeah!♫

[The music ends with Joe giving the viewers two thumbs-up on the last verse.]

Joe: So remember, Blue's pawprint will be on the clues. [starts opening and closing his hands for the signature move] Blue's Clues!

[The pawprint turns itself into a pirate ship and starts sailing away as Joe salutes to it.]

Joe: You know what we need to play- [opens and closes his hands] -Blue's Clues? Our Handy-Dandy...

Viewers: Notebook.

Joe: Notebook! [puts eye patch back on; pirate voice] This way, me hearties! [marches o.c.]

[Cut to Sidetable Drawer, who is also dressed like a pirate donning a buccaneer hat; Joe approaches and kneels down before her.]

Sidetable Drawer: Ahoy there! I am Skipper Sidetable. The drawer that loves to sing, and has the ability to hold lost items. What is it that you seek, me hearties?

Joe: Dear old Skipper Sidetable, we seek the legendary Handy-Dandy Notebook.

Sidetable Drawer: Very well then. Here you are, me hearties. [opens her drawer]

''[Joe reaches into Sidetable's drawer, and pulls out the notebook; flute music plays and chime rings. However, this was a special kind of notebook, it's shaped like the Thinking Chair, only it looks like a treasure chest instead of said Thinking Chair—it appears to be a pirate version of the Handy-Dandy Notebook.]''

Joe: [shows notebook to the viewers; normal voice] Oh, it's a Pirate Notebook! [turns back to Sidetable; pirate voice] Thank you, Skipper Sidetable!

Sidetable Drawer: You're welcome, Captain Joe!

[The music starts the playing "The Blue's Clues Theme Song" as Joe turns back to the viewers.]

Joe: [normal voice] To play Blue's Clues, we've gotta find a...

Viewers: Pawprint!

Joe: Oh, a pawprint! Right! And that's our first...

Viewers: Clue!

Joe: A clue?

Viewers: A clue!

Joe: Then we put it in our...

Viewers: Notebook!

Joe:

♫Because they're Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues!♫

♫We've gotta find another pawprint.♫

♫That's our second clue!♫

♫We put it in our notebook.♫

♫'''Cause they're whose clues? Blue's Clues!''♫

♫We've gotta find the last pawprint.♫

♫That's the third clue!♫

♫We put it in our notebook.♫

♫'Cause they're Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues!♫

♫You know what to do!♫

♫Sit down in our Thinking Chair.♫

♫And think, think, think!♫

♫'Cause when we use our minds.♫

♫And take a step at a time.♫

♫We can do anything...♫

Blue: ♫Ba-bow!♫

Joe: [pops up; pirate voice] ♫That we wanna do!♫

[The theme song ends with Joe giving the viewers jazz hands after the last verse.]

Joe: Are ye ready to start searching for Blue's Clues so we can figure out what be Sea Lass Blue's favorite part of being a pirate is? [the viewers responded] Ye are? Terrific!

''[Unbeknownst to him, Blue walks behind him and walks o.c. to the left. Joe turns around to find Blue, then turns back to the viewers.]''

Joe: Have any of you mateys seen Sea Lass Blue anywhere?

Viewers: That way!

Joe: [points to the direction they indicated] That way! Thank you, lad. Let us be on the lookout for any Blue's Clues.

[Joe begins to start marching across the hallway as the camera follows him on the way; the music starts playing a pirate version of "We Are Looking for Blue's Clues" as Joe continues marching.]

Joe:

♫We are searching for Blue's Clues.♫ ♫We are searching for Blue's Clues.♫ ♫We are searching for Blue's Clues.♫ ♫I wonder where they are.♫

''[The music ends as Joe stops at the kitchen. On the refrigerator door behind him, there were magnetic letters with a pawprint on the letter "X" in the middle; Joe's oblivious to it as he looks around.]''

Viewers: A clue!

Joe: [normal voice] A parrot? Oh, yeah! Parrots would definitely make great pets for pirates.

Viewers: No, it's a clue!

Joe: Oh, you see a clue! Where?

Viewers: There! On the refrigerator!

[Joe approaches the refrigerator and sees the pawprint on the magnetic letter; drum roll sound.]

Joe: You found a clue! And it's on the letter... "X." We need our Handy-Dandy...

Viewers: Notebook!

Joe: [pulls out the Pirate Notebook; flute music plays] Our Pirate Notebook! [takes out crayon and opens the notebook] So, the letter "X." [looks at his notebook]

[Cut to a close-up of the first blank notebook page where tuba music begins to play as Joe prepares to write down the first clue: The Letter "X."]

Joe: [from o.c.] So let's make a big criss-cross like this. [draws a big criss-cross to make the letter "X"] There, the letter "X." [close-up of him holding his notebook] So what could Blue's favorite part of being a pirate be with the letter "X?"

''[An image of the letter "X" drawing rises above Joe's left side as he looks up; accordion music plays. Joe turns back to the viewers, who responds to his earlier question.]''

Joe: Maybe. But let's find the other clues,- [the image descends back into the notebook as he closes it] -and see if we're right!

Shovel: [from o.c] Ahoy!

Joe: Oh! [pirate voice] That be the sound of One-Eyed Shovel! [walks o.c.]

''[Cut to the other side of the kitchen where the table's at as Joe sees Shovel and Pail outside the window searching for something. Joe turns back to the viewers]''

Joe: Let's go see what Buccaneer Pail and One-Eyed Shovel are up to, me laddies.

''[Joe starts heading outside to the backyard as he gestures the viewers to follow him along the way. Cut to Shovel and Pail still searching around the backyard as Joe comes into view.]''

Joe: [waving] Ahoy there, One-Eyed Shovel and Buccaneer Pail!

Shovel and Pail: Ahoy, Captain Joe!

Pail: I think it's over here.

Shovel: No, I think it's over there!

Pail: Or maybe over here.

[Joe walks over and kneels down before them.]

Joe: And just what are ye up to, my fine hearties?

Shovel: We're searching for one of the lost items, but we can't seem to figure out which place to search.

Joe: Will you help us find the right place for us to search, Captain Joe?

Joe: [to the viewers; normal voice] Do you want to help Shovel and Pail? [the viewers responded] You do?

Excellent! [turns back to Shovel and Pail; pirate voice] Of course we'll help, me hearties!

Shovel and Pail: Alright!

Pail: Okay, so the first place where pirates begin searching for lost items is covered with something that's very smooth and soft.

Shovel: Yeah! And it's inside a square-shaped box.

Joe: Oh, now that's sounds like me type of place to search. [turns back to the viewers; normal voice] Will you help us? What place is a square-shaped box that's covered with something very smooth and soft?

WORK IN PROGRESS

Can you help me with it, please?