User blog:The Epicness9000/New Fanfiction 1

Okay, I need a title for a fanfiction I am planning on making. The plot idea is Luna gets an addiction to Canadian bacon and starts eating it a lot in most of her meals.

Plot: Initially, one dinner, the Louds are trying to give Luna a new type of bacon she never tried before--Canadian. Luna is quite picky about it and does not want to eat the bacon, but after being coaxed into eating it, she picks up an instant love for it. In fact, she likes it so much, she takes one of the round slices of the bacon from Luan.

Later that night, Luna sneaks downstairs, takes two slices of bacon, and uses the microwave oven to cook them. Lincoln, coming down for a glass of water, sees Luna. He has a small problem with this, but lets Luna off, knowing she would tone down eventually.

The next day, Luna takes six slices from the fridge and nukes them (note that I will use the term "nuking" to refer to microwave cooking) all at once for her breakfast. She is questioned further and faces a small punishment: her bacon must be given to Luan.

Later that night, dinner is leftovers from last night except for the Canadian bacon, which Luna cleared out (she ate all the leftover bacon). Instead, the family is substituting the Canadian bacon for Kirkland Signature bacon strips. As a result, Luna refuses to eat her dinner unless given Canadian bacon. In fact, her mind is so solid that she won't even give in to Lola's blackmail.

Luna faces escalating punishments for her addiction: no music (ah, well), no friends (can do), and no Canadian bacon (you wouldn't!). However, Luna still continues to eat the thin, round, tender meat treats anyway. Eventually, Lincoln steps in and tells Luna she should leave some of the bacon for her family and curb her addiction. Luna realizes her mistake and promises not to eat another slice of Canadian bacon again, but Lola says that she doesn't have to go that far and instead may eat up to four slices per serving, unless given permission or a dinner that puts it otherwise (for example, a dinner with six slices of Canadian bacon).

So, what do you think? And I need a title for this story.