User blog:007Jamesdean/Minisode 9: Loud House News

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Me: This is Loud House News. Good afternoon everyone. I'm J.D. Knudson and Welcome to another series of great reports done for the one of most chaotic families in Michigan: The Loud House. We now go over to Lori Loud live at the scene.

Lori: Lori Loud here. Live in her room in the Loud House. I do most of my time texting my sweet boyfriend Roberto Santiago. I call him Bobby or Boo-Boo-Bear. He moved away to the big city and in the future I will be moving to the big city to be with Bobby in college. Back to you J.D.

Me: Thank you Lori. We now go over to our favorite fashionista Leni Loud.

Leni: Like Leni Loud here. I am the Fashion designer of the Loud's. My favorite color is Zebra. I like do all kinds of fashion designs and all kinds of favorites are the plaid and more. It's totes trending right now. Back to you J.D.

Me: Thank you Leni. Always a pleasure. Things are now getting Loud in the Loud House. We now go over to the loudest of the Loud siblings: Luna Loud.

Luna: Thanks dude. Luna Loud here and I am working on my latest song. I am called the Loudest sibling because the Rock & Roll Bug is on me and it will never let go. My idol Mick Swagger says it's about having fun. Back to you J.D. dude. (Strums Guitar) Yeah!

Me: (Laughs) Thank you Luna. Now we're following a Breaking News story. Luan is now going on an April Fool's Rampage and she has a lot of pranks in store for her family. We now go live to Luan Loud now showing us what she's going to do.

Luan: Luan Loud here. Reporting in. J.D. (evil laugh) I am now going to unleash a hot sauce water balloon barrage on Lori.

Luan loads a makeshift catapult with lots of balloons full of super spicy hot sauce and she pushes it into Lori's room.

Luan: Hey Lori!

Lori saw Luan.

Luan: These will spice you up!

Luan fired the hot sauce water balloons and they pelted Lori and some hot sauce got in her mouth and on her eyes and she was screaming as fire bursted out and burned her eyes.

Luan: Looks that really Burns! (Evil laughter) Get it? Back to you J.D.

Me: Ooh! That looked really painful and that was not funny Luan. This just in we just received word that Lynn won a Hot Dog Eating contest. We now go live to Lynn Loud Jr.

Lynn: Lynn Loud Jr. here. I ate 400 hot dogs and won national hot dog eating championship. I'm now waiting in line for the bathroom to let those puppies out. Back to you J.D.

Me: Thank you for sharing that with us Lynn. We are just receiving word that Lucy is finding words for her latest poem. We now go to Lucy Loud.

Lucy: Thank you J.D. I call my poem report. '''Report. I give my times of info to those who want to know, In times of darkness I share my lines for those who lay low. Report. ''' Back to you J.D.

Me: Good poem Lucy. We now go back to the Breaking News and we just received word that Laney Loud is fighting Luan and putting a stop to her evil pranks. We now go to Lincoln Loud who is on the scene.

Lincoln: Lincoln Loud here. My sister Laney is fighting Luan as we speak. She and Luan are wrestling around and Laney just shoved a banana creme pie into Luan's face. Laney just dodged a spring boxing glove and she has a skunk in her hand and it sprayed Luan. We'll keep you updated with this as the fight goes on. Back to you J.D.

Me: Whoo! That is getting intense. I hope Laney wins against the evil of Luan's pranks. This just in Lana and Lola Loud are getting ready to assist Laney in putting a stop to Luan's reign of evil pranks. We now go live to Lana & Lola on the scene.

Lana: Lana Loud here. I am preparing mud bombs, bear traps. snare traps and pit falls for Luan. The Pit falls are filled with rotten eggs and they smell awesome.

Lola is in a hazmat suit.

Lola: I have a a raw sewage hose ready for Luan.

Lana: Nice work sis. (They high five) Back to you J.D.

Me: Looks like a prank war is now in full swing. Lisa is now preparing super stink bombs for Luan. We go to Lisa Loud.

Lisa: Thank you J.D. I have bags filled with a volatile concoction that smells like a thousand decomposing corpses and this formula is for the stink bombs I'm making for Luan. It's also enhanced with Lily's dirty diapers.

Lily: Poo-poo.

Lisa: Luan's April Fools reign of terror will end once and for all. Back to you J.D.

Me: Sounds like they're all prepared for an act of retribution against Luan. Will this be the end of the Evil Queen of Pranks? Lets watch and see.

Laney flipped Luan into the Pit fall with rotten eggs. A spring hurled her out and a bear trap snapped on her leg and Lana & Lola fired their mud buombs and raw sewage at her and it smelled horrible. Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Laney, Lana & Lola put the stink bombs all around Luan and Lisa had everyone in her bunker and a detonator plunger was with her.

Lisa: Make my day.

Lisa pushed the plunger and it exploded the stink bombs.

KABOOM!!!!!

When the smoke cleared /luan was completely covered from head to toe in everything that smelled horrible.

Me: That was intense! I have a feeling that Luan is not gonna like that at all.

The Loud's came out of the bunker and they were in hazmat suits and they were glaring at Luan who was puking her guts out because of the horrible smell.

Lori: You literally deserve this Luan!

Leni: Totes. You like have been asking for this for a long time!

Luna: Your pranks go too far bra!

Lynn: We've had it with your pranks Luan!

Laney: Yeah. Maybe now you've learned your lesson about why your pranks hurt!

Everyone: YEAH!

Rita: That's right young lady and from now on you are never to do any pranks on April Fools day ever again! We're taking away your pranking supplies and stuff on the last week of March.

Lincoln: Well J.D. Luan the evil queen of April Fools has been defeated and she will never terrorize us on April Fools day.

Me: Amen to that. Well folks you've heard and witness the defeat of the evil Luan Loud the Queen of April Fools. Her reign of terror has been silenced forever. That's all the time we have here. Untill next time This is J.D. knudson on Loud House News. Good night.

THE END

Another Minisode Complete.

Me and my friend Rachel AKA bubblegumsurpr1 role played and she came up with the idea for the news report episode where we are all reporters. Great story. Let me know what you all think. Credit goes to you Rachel.

See you all next time.