User blog:AustinDR/My Favorite Loud Sisters (Ranking)

Now, you may remember that in one of my reviews that I may make a list ranking my favorite Loud sisters. Now, this list was pretty hard to make as I love all of the sisters despite their flaws. After much consideration, I have compiled this list. You don't have to agree with my ranking; if you have a favorite Loud sister, please leave it in the comments. Also, don't insult anyone if they don't like the same character that you do. We can all be adults here. Without further ado, here is my list:

10. Lily: Now, don't get me wrong, I do love Lily; she is an adorable little baby. However, she's low on the list, because she doesn't have that much of a personality. Yeah, she's cute and all, but that's it. Well, other than the toilet humor, she doesn't really seem to have enough going for her. No hard feelings, right, Lily? (A diaper gets thrown in my face)

9. Lori: In Lori's case, she doesn't really have anything interesting about her. What I mean is when your other sisters have very interesting personalities and talents, what does Lori have to make her stand out? Well....she texts a lot, so I guess that's fascinating. Besides that, sometimes I felt that she was too bossy and controlling. Besides "Garbage House," I also felt that she was at her worst in "Driving Miss Crazy" in which she sabotages her own sister's chances of getting a driver's license just because she felt that she would be useless if any of her other sisters learned how to drive. Now while she does feel guilty for what she did, that still came off as petty. Again, don't hate her, but she also doesn't stand out that much, either.

8. Lisa: Yes, the 4-year-old genius herself. Reason as to why she is low on the list is the fact that she is a total killjoy. She's able to suck out fun in anything without even trying. "Snow Bored" was her worst point for me, because she was planning on melting the snow, simply because she believed that her other siblings shouldn't miss a day of school. I mean, I do like school (not so much the homework), but come on. I also don't like how she is condescending sometimes towards her siblings. I get that she's a genius, but that's a tad bit mean.

7. Lola: Yeah, I know that I love calling her a sociopath in my reviews, but I actually don't hate her. Lola is the vain twin sister of Lana who is so convinced that she is the prettiest thing on Earth. She enters numerous beauty pageants, and she is almost always seen wearing her trademark princess dress. However, the reason as to why I label her a sociopath is the fact that she has a few....issues. Behind that narcissistic attitude masks an evil, evil child (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ucZsJQxbQ). She lashes out at others for what she feels are offenses to her, she's manipulative, she's sadistic (if the smile that she had on her face when she was about to run over Lincoln's leg was any indication), etc. That, and her idea for a perfect day is world domination. Her worst episode for me was "A Tattler's Tale" which even goes as far as to double the creepiness of her character. In it, she seemingly learns her siblings' deep dark secrets which she uses to blackmail them into doing demeaning acts for her. Or in "Toads and Tiaras," where I was completely convinced that she was going to bludgeon Lincoln to death with her crutch out of anger that her name was being tarnished. Overall, I don't hate her as much as other LH fans, but I find her evil, annoying at times, and she may or may not be showing early signs of antisocial personality disorder.

6. Lynn: The tomboy who is efficient in nearly any sport she plays. Sometimes, I dislike her because she picks on Lincoln, albeit playfully. Her worst episode for me was "Space Invader" in which she would do wrestle with Lincoln without his consent, snore like a sailor, and forces Lincoln's head under the sheets in a game of Dutch Oven. Now, with her loving sports, that's all fine and good. However, if she were to ever get kicked off of any of her sports teams, I'm pretty sure that she'd get unhinged. "Butterfly Effect" makes this clear when she kicks her soccer ball into Lola's face without a hint of remorse.

5. Luan: Now, I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I don't actually hate Luan. Sure, I may get annoyed by her puns. Everyone knows that puns are the death of comedy, but I was slightly amused by her poorly made jokes. The only time that I wanted to scream to her to shut up was in "Suite and Sour," but that's really the only time that it was problematic for me. However, she gets legitimately terrifying whenever April Fools Day is on the horizon; I mean, she could even pass as being the Joker's daughter. Or, heck, make her the new Joker. My only complaint for that infamous episode is how she never considers dialing her pranks back. She's so hellbent on getting a cheap laugh, that she has no qualms about injuring her own family members for the sake of comedy. Even then, I was also impressed by the amount of thought that she puts into her pranks. She truly is a master prankster.

4. Lana: Lola's polar opposite, Lana - much like Lynn - is also a tomboy, but she's more into fixing things, be it a sink, or the toilet. She is also known for eating gross things, but I never actually felt sickened by it. One of the funniest moments in one episode was where she ate all the bait, only to regret it because she was too full to eat one of her dad's hamburgers. I find it humorous how she often acts like a dog as well. The best episode she was the main focus in was "Toads and Tiaras" which I consider one of the best episodes of The Loud House.

3. Luna: I love this rocker girl plain and simple. I love listening to her jam on her guitar, I also find it hilarious whenever she slips into her "British" accent, I also like her design, etc. I definitely would love to have her as a sister as I find her very cool.

2. Leni: Poor Leni. I actually love this girl; she is possibly the sweetest of the Loud sisters; the only problem, however is she isn't that bright. While she isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, that's what I love about her. I think that she has the most hilarious lines in the series to the point that I could make a list of my favorite quotes, but I won't. She reminds me of Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy in that she's an idiot, but there isn't any hint of malice behind it. Of course, there's her bouts of brilliance that arise now and then to prove that maybe she isn't as brainless as she lets on.

1. Lucy: I guess you've all seen this coming. But it is true; I find Lucy my favorite out of all of the sisters. I can't really say what it is that makes me like her. Maybe it's her design, maybe it's her monotonous personality, or maybe it's because I find it humorous that she ends up spooking her siblings by seemingly manifesting out of thin air. It's funny, because I am actually somewhat of a quiet person myself, and sometimes I end up scaring my parents by walking into a room without as much of a sound. I also like the relationship that she has with Lincoln, the most significant being in "Suite and Sour" where they team up to find the ghost that allegedly haunts the Royal Woods Spa. That, and she is extremely fun to draw. With all those reasons being said, that is why Lucy will always be my favorite of the sisters.