User blog:Austria-Man/The Ugly Loud


 * (Lincoln is sitting on his bed and looks on the sibling's photo. He sighs)
 * Lincoln (to the viewer): „Oh, hello. Maybe you're wondering, what's going on here, but I've realized something. I'm ugly!“
 * (He shows the photo.)
 * Lincoln: „Can you see? My sisters are so beautiful and cute. Especially Leni! Some of the kids in my school call them „Miss Open-Eyes“, because she make blind people too seeing... But look at me. I've a big head and no one can say how I'm able to walk with that. And with these chipped tooth I looks like a beaver. And why I've white hair? Some people say that's because my grandpa has white hair. He's an old man! It's okay that he has it. But me? I'm just eleven years old.“
 * (In the next moment Lincoln is in the attic and reads the old photo books)
 * Lincoln: „There are Lori's baby pics. I don't believe it! Her head looks like a pear! And even so she looks better than me!“
 * (He grabs an other photo album)
 * Lincoln: „And it's not just about my sisters...“
 * (He show us more photos)
 * Lincoln: „Great-Grandpa looks so cool. It's unbelievable that I'm blood-related to him...“
 * (He looks on an other photo)
 * Lincoln: „And my other grandpa has grey hair. Okay; I wouldn't wear an outfit like what he has, but...“
 * (He looks on an other photo)
 * Lincoln: „And Dad... He's such a handsome man. He's dignified and self-assured. Sometimes I think, he would never admit that I'm his son. But honestly: I would understand him...“
 * (Lincoln puts the photo album away and leaves the attic)
 * Lincoln: „Hm; but there must be a way for this problem...“
 * (Suddenly Lola appears in front of him and looks shocked)
 * Lola: „Lincoln! You're so gross!“
 * Lincoln: „I'm sorry; Lola! I know that I'm ugly, but can I tell you something? It's not my fault! No one can be born with such a perfect face like you! Don't judge me; judge our parents!“
 * (He goes away and Lola looks baffled)
 * Lola: „I was just talking about your opened zipper...“
 * (Lincoln walks down the stairs and meets Lana)
 * Lana: „Hey; Lincoln! Let's play! Lola is the princess; I'm the knight and you're...“
 * Lincoln (mad): „The oger; right?! That's the perfect role for me, because I'm so ugly; isn't it?!“
 * (Lana looks shocked and he goes to the kitchen. There he hears someone singin)
 * Lincoln: „Oh; Leni is in the kitchen. That's good. When someone's soul hurts, she's the best for help.“
 * (Leni is in the kitchen und press out a lemon)
 * Leni: „There's nothing better than a cold drink on a hot day...“
 * Lincoln (from the dining room): „Leni!“
 * Leni (looks to the door): „Yeees...“
 * (In this moment some lemon drops squirts into her eyes. She screams and cover her eyes with her hands)
 * Leni: „Aaaahh!! My eyes!“
 * (Lincoln comes into the kitchen and see Leni)
 * Lincoln: „Is it so bad?“
 * Leni: „Aaahh!! Yes! It burns!“
 * Lincoln (sighs): „You too, Leni...“
 * (he leaves the kitchen)
 * (In the next scene he's sitting on the couch)
 * Lincoln: „Well; it's official. I'm ugly. But what should I do?“
 * (He thinks, but than he have an idea)
 * Lincoln: „To solving a problem, you must ask someone who has the same... But I can't ask someone in this house. There are too beautiful.“
 * (He think about)
 * Lincoln: „And everyone other I know is beautiful too. Wait a second...“
 * (Lincoln stands up from the couch and goes to the telephone. He calls someone)
 * Lincoln: „Hello, Aunt Ruth; here's Lincoln! Yes; I know that I never call you, but I need your help. You're the only one who can help me, because you're the only person with the same problem. I've noticed that I'm very ugly. So I ask you: How can you live with that? Hello? Hello? Aunt Ruth?“
 * (He looks on the phone receiver, but he hear nothing)
 * Lincoln: „Hmm; there must be contact problems...“
 * (In the next scene Lincoln is sitting in his room at his table. He's holding a paper and draw something)
 * Lincoln (proud): „I'm ready! It's perfect!“
 * (We can see a boy on the paper. He has dark hair, a muscular body and he has a strong chin)
 * Lincoln: „Yes; that should be me... But that will never happen...“
 * (He thinks)
 * Lincoln: „There's just one thing what I can do...“
 * (He walks into the kitchen and takes a knife. Than we can see that he cut something in his hand two times)
 * Lincoln (is holding two cucumber slices): „When that will not work, nothing will work!“
 * (He puts the cucumbers on his eyes and sits on the couch. After a while he puts them down)
 * Lincoln: „That's completely useless! My eyes smells like a salad, but that's all!“
 * (he throws the cucumbers away. In this moment Lynn comes into the house. She's holding a baseball bat)
 * Lynn: „Hello, here I...“
 * (the cucumbers are flying into her mouth. She gulps, holds her neck and pulls with her fist to her stomach. Than she swallows the cucumbers)
 * Lynn: „Just pure vegetables? Boring! I need more spicy and protein!“
 * (Lincoln don't notice it and go upstairs. He go into his room and lay down on his bed with the face on his pillow. Suddenly Lori comes into his room)
 * Lori: „Hey, Twerp... what are you doing?“
 * Lincoln: „I'm going to sleep.“
 * Lori: „But it's just 18:00 o'clock.“
 * Lincoln: „That does not matter. Close the door, please.“
 * (Lori want to say something but than she see the pic on Lincoln's table. She take it)
 * Lori: „Who's that?“
 * Lincoln: „That's me.“
 * Lori: „You?!“
 * Lincoln: „Yes; that's what I should looks like.“
 * (Lori laughs)
 * Lori: „Lincoln! You're such a fool. You will never look like this!“
 * (Lincoln throws his pillow into Lori's face)
 * Lincoln: „What's wrong with you?! I thought, as big sister you should help me, but instead you're insulting me. Yes; you've a cute face, but a cold heart!“
 * Lori: „Lincoln...“
 * Lincoln: „GO OUT OF MY ROOM!!!“
 * Lori (sighs): „Fine..“
 * (she close the door. Lincoln close his eyes.)
 * (The next day he's in school cafeteria and talks with his friends)
 * Lincoln: „And that's the full story.“
 * (his friends looks worried)
 * Clyde: „Dr. Lopez say, you're so handsome like you feeling.“
 * Lincoln: „Wow; than I'm wondering why you don't turned into stone by my look.“
 * Rusty: „Lincoln; you're taking this too seriousley.“
 * Lincoln: „It's simple for you to saying this. You're all so handsome.“
 * Zach: „We are?“
 * Lincoln: „Of course. Look at me. I've a big head, freckles and chipped tooth...“
 * Liam: „But I've freckles and chipped tooth too.“
 * Zach: „And me too.“
 * Lincoln: „But you've also normal hair. I've white hair. With eleven years. I looks like a demon!“
 * (he sighs)
 * Lincoln: „What kind of girl would go on a date with me, when I've such an ugly face?“
 * (Cookie appears in front of him)
 * Cookie: „Hi, Lincoln! I would go on a date with you.“
 * Lincoln: „You poor girl. You've no taste...“
 * (Cookie looks angry and goes away)
 * (In the next scene Lincoln and his friends are go in the school's hall. Than they're going near the kindergarten`s door. Inside Miss Shrinivas is sitting and holds a book)
 * Miss Shrinivas: „Today we will read 'The ugly Duckling'!“
 * (Lincoln hear that and looks angry. He goes into the kindergarten. His friends hear a noise and looks stunned. Lincoln comes out)
 * Lincoln: „Problem solved.“
 * (Miss Shrinivas has the book on her head)
 * Miss Shrinivas: „Maybe we should read 'Three Little Pigs' instead...“
 * (Lincoln is going home. When he comes into the house, Lana is staying in front of him and holds a DVD)
 * Lana: „Lincoln! There you are! Let's watch a DVD!“
 * Lincoln: „What movie?“
 * Lana: „'Beauty and the Beast'.“
 * (Lincoln looks angry and goes upstairs)
 * Lincoln: „Maybe Lisa can help me...“
 * (Lisa is in her room/lab and holds two beakers. Suddenly Lincoln comes in and take her beakers away)
 * Lincoln: „Well; you have nothing to do. So I need your help to solving a problem with math and science, please.“
 * (Lisa begins to smile)
 * Lisa (excited): „Math? Science? These are my two favourite words!“
 * (She shows him her chalkboard)
 * Lisa: „It's yours. What's your problem?“
 * (Lincoln takes a chalk)
 * Lincoln: „Okay... how could it be possible that two such handsome people...“
 * (he draws Mom and Dad)
 * Lincoln: „...which make so cute girls...“
 * (he draws the sisters)
 * Lincoln: „...can make only such an ugly boy?“
 * (he draws himself. Lisa looks tangled)
 * Lisa: „Hmm; my dear male sibling; I must use four words which I usually never use in the same sentence: I-have-no-idea.“
 * Lincoln: „Oh, but thanks.“
 * (he goes out in the hall, where he meets a grinning Lola)
 * Lola: „Hey; Lincoln! Lori has shown me your pic and I wanna help you!“
 * Lincoln: „Really? But how?“
 * Lola: „With glitter and make-up, of course!“
 * Lincoln (mad): I wanna look like a handsome boy! Not like an evil clown!“
 * Lola: „Clowns can be evil?“
 * Lincoln: „Of course. Haven't you ever seen 'It'? 'One Piece'? 'The Dark Knight'? The villains in these movies or shows are all clowns. Clowns are terrible! The colors in their faces are the colors of evil!“
 * (In Luan's room we can see Luan with her friends and they have heard that. The friends get watery eyes)
 * Luan: „He don't mean it so...“
 * (Lincoln goes to Loris room. He opens the door. Lori is lying on her bed and is holding her handy)
 * Lori: „Lincoln! You can't come into my room without...“
 * Lincoln: „Give me my pic back and shut your mouth!“
 * (Loris looks scared and gives him the pic. Than Lincoln leaves the room. He goes downstairs and sit on the couch)
 * Lincoln: „What should I do?“
 * Other Lincoln: „Maybe I can help you.“
 * Lincoln (scared): „Ah! Who are you?“
 * Other Lincoln: „I'm you like you are wish to be.“
 * (Lincoln looks on his pic)
 * Lincoln: „You are this!“
 * Other Lincoln: „Exactly. But I'm just your imaginary friend, what means that just you can see and hear me.“
 * Lincoln: „But what do you want?“
 * Other Lincoln: „I will help you to feeling better.“
 * Lincoln: „You look so perfect. I wanna look like you.“
 * Other Lincoln: „That's not necessary. You are okay so.“
 * Lincoln: „No; I'm not.“
 * Other Lincoln: „Maybe your sisters can help you.“
 * Lincoln: „Do you think so?“
 * Other Lincoln: „Of course!“
 * (Suddenly Lucy appears in the living room)
 * Lucy: „Hey; Lincoln!“
 * Lincoln: „Ah! Hey; Lucy.“
 * Other Lincoln: „Hey! How do you do?“
 * Lincoln: „He? I thought, nobody can see you.“
 * Lucy: „Oh; he don't speak with me.“
 * Lincoln: „What do you mean?“
 * Lucy: „Lincoln. I can't see your imaginary friend, but I know that he's here. Like my own imaginary friend.“
 * (We can see that the other Lincoln talks with a unicorn which has a rainbow mane.)
 * (Lincoln and the other Lincoln go upstairs. Suddenly they hear something from Lisa's room)
 * Lisa: „Heureka! I've found it!“
 * Lincoln (comes in): „What have you found?“
 * Lisa (proud): „It's the eight wonder of the world! It's a softmaker!“
 * Lincoln: „What's a softmaker?“
 * Lisa: „I will explain it, my dear male sibling. It's the ultimate solution for building industry. You must just inject this substance into stone and it becomes soft like Play-Doh, but just for five minutes. In this time you can form it with your hands.“
 * Lincoln: „That's impressive! Maybe that's exactly what I need...“
 * Lisa: „What do you mean?“
 * Lincoln: „I will test it for you!“
 * Lisa: „What? I will never...“
 * Lincoln: „You will get my inner organs when I'm not surviving it.“
 * Lisa (with bright eyes): „We have a deal!“
 * Lincoln: „Uhm; but Lucy is already promised to get my skeleton.“
 * Lisa: „Dang it! I knew that the older siblings would get the better parts.“
 * (She gives Lincoln a needle)
 * (Lincoln is standing in his room and holds the needle)
 * Other Lincoln: „I think, you shouldn't do this.“
 * Lincoln: „Of course I should! Finally I can solve my problem.“
 * (He stings in his chin and his face become soft)
 * Lincoln: „So; now I must hurry before the five minutes are over!“
 * (He stands in front of a mirror and forms his face like on the pic)
 * Lincoln: „So what do you think?“
 * Other Lincoln: „Hmm; you look... different.“
 * Lincoln: „Thanks!“
 * (He looks on his outfit)
 * Lincoln: „But this outfit isn't appropriate for this face. Let's go shopping!“
 * (Vanzilla is driving in Royal Woods)
 * Other Lincoln: „Lincoln; you know that I'm your imaginary friend; don't you?“
 * Lincoln: „Yes.“
 * Other Lincoln: „What means that I'm not real.“
 * Lincoln: „Yes.“
 * Other Lincoln: „So could you explain me, WHY I'M DRIVING THIS CAR?!“
 * Lincoln: „Because I've no licence.“
 * (Vanzilla crashes into a tree near the mall. Lincoln and the other Lincoln aren't injured and go out. They go into the clothing store, where they meet Fiona)
 * Fiona: „Oh; you are here. Something on you is different, but I don't get what...“
 * Lincoln: „That's not important. I need new clothes.“
 * Fiona: „Oh, yes. What do you think about this?“
 * (She shows him a yellow sweater with a pink heart in the middle)
 * Lincoln: „Too much yellow.“
 * (She shows him a brown sweater with a white lion head in the middle)
 * Lincoln: „Too much clichee.“
 * (She shows him a blue red striped sweater with yellow turtlenecks)
 * Lincoln: „Too much 'you can't be serious'.“
 * (Than he see something)
 * Lincoln: „Oh; that's perfect!“
 * (He take it)
 * (We are back in the Loud House. The sisters are making their things. The front door opens and Lincoln comes in with shopping bags in his hand. He wears a leather jacket, sunglasses and his hair is dark brown tinted with blonde tips. The girls can't trust their eyes)
 * Luna: „Wooah; bro! What's happen with you?“
 * Lincoln: „I've changed my look. Now I look like I should.“
 * Lola: „No; you shouldn't look so. Where are your freckles?“
 * Lana: „Your dimples?“
 * Leni: „And where's your beautiful white hair?“
 * Lincoln: „Don't worry; ladies. I did all this for you. Now I'm adorable and you must'nt be ashamed because of me any longer.“
 * Lori: „No, you were adorable in your normal way.“
 * Lynn: „And we were ashamed of you because other reasons.“
 * (The other sisters glare at her)
 * Lynn: „Okay; maybe I've used the wrong words. But the point is; you aren't yourself anymore.“
 * Lincoln: „I know. And it feels so much better!“
 * (He goes upstairs into his rooms. There he stows the clothes in the bags away and takes his sibling's photo. He takes a new photo from his pocket. He paste the new pic over his old face on the photo)
 * Lincoln: „The photo is finally perfect!“
 * Other Lincoln: „I don't think so. Haven't you seen that your sisters aren't happy about this?“
 * Lincoln: „Oh; they will get use to it.“
 * Other Lincoln: „Oh; I'm not so sure about this...“
 * (Later in the dinner's room the family eats. Okay; to be exactly; just Lincoln eats. All of the other family members look worried at him)
 * Rita: „Uhm; sweetie, do you feeling allright?“
 * Lincoln (stops eating and swallows): „Of course. Finally I'm not ugly anymore.“
 * Lynn sr.: „Son; why do you think, you were ugly?“
 * Lincoln: „Because it's true. I had a big head, chipped tooth, freckles and white hair.“
 * Lynn: „I've freckles too.“
 * Lincoln: „Yes, but your freckes are cute.“
 * Lori: „And your white hair makes you special.“
 * Lincoln (cheeky): „Yes; special ugly.“
 * Leni (quiet): „And I miss your cute dimples.“
 * Lola: „Yes; I can't play with this face anymore.“
 * Lincoln: „No; because this face is too perfect for playing.“
 * (He looks to Lucy)
 * Lincoln: „Now I get why you cover your eyes. You couldn't stand the ugly look of your brother. But now you can show us your beautiful eyes.“
 * Lucy: „Lincoln, there are many reasons, why I've covered my eyes. But none of them were that I find you ugly. No; you were cute. But now you're acting ugly, because you've so less opinion about yourself. I will not cover my eyes, because I won't look into yours.“
 * Rita: „She's right. You are cute in your normal way.“
 * Lincoln: „That doesn't count, mom. You're my mother. You must say things like that.“
 * (He stands up)
 * Lincoln: „I know, what's your problem. You're just jealous, because now you aren't so beautiful anymore.“
 * the sisters (shocked): „What?!“
 * Lincoln: „Look there!“
 * (He shows to the Trophy Case)
 * Lincoln: „You've need me all the time for looking better. You all knew that I would never get a trophy with my old ugly face.“
 * Lori: „What are you talking about? You've a nice trophy.“
 * Lincoln: „Come on; Lori. It's no real trophy; it's just a souvenir, what means; it's worthless! But now with this face I will get more trophies, but you all won't allow it. When you excuse me, I will go to my room.“
 * (He goes away from the table, but he stopps on the door. He move around)
 * Lincoln: „Thanks, Lisa!“
 * (He goes upstairs)
 * (The other family members glare at Lisa)
 * Lola: „What have you done?“
 * Lisa: „Nothing. He have just tested my softmaker.“
 * Lori: „A softmaker?“
 * Lisa: „Yes; he have formed his face like Play-Doh.“
 * Luan: „That sounds like very much 'work done by hand'. Ha, ha! But seriously, can we do something?“
 * Lola: „Maybe we can...“
 * (On the next day in Lincoln's school we can see him during sport lesson. Lana, Lola and Lisa watches him from a hiding place)
 * Lana: „So, what's your plan?“
 * Lola (proud): „Here's the perfect way for getting Lincoln's old face back: Dodgeball! We all know, that our brother is the most unathletic person in Royal Woods' history, so there will be a chance of 100%, that he will get the ball in his face. I've convinced Coach Pacowski that he will decide for that kind of sport today.“
 * Lisa (impressed): „Wow; my glamorous sister; that's a very good plan. But there's one detail, what would be a problem here. But I can't remember, what it is...“
 * Lana: „Stop with talking! They begin!“
 * (The students are on the playing field. A boy takes a ball and throw it to Lincoln. The ball hit into Lincoln's face...
 * ...and it bursts)
 * Lana, Lola and Lisa: „Huh?!“
 * (The other students include Coach Pacowski reacts so too.)
 * Coach Pacowski (to himself): „No one should see this embrassing photo by me.
 * (loud) Boys and girls! Throw all to Lincoln Loud! You will get extra points for hitting his face!“
 * (all students throw balls to Lincoln. They all hit his face, but all of them burst)
 * Lisa (slaps on her forhead): „Of course! How could I forget this?!“
 * Lana: „What do you mean?“
 * Lisa: „The substance, which he used for his face, was actually meant for construction material like bricks or stone. So his face is now hard like a stone.“
 * Lola: „What?! So what can we do now?“
 * (A hand tips on her shoulder. She moves around and Coach Pacowski stands here)
 * Coach Pacowski: „I've done what you wished for. So...?“
 * Lola (groans): „Okay. A deal is a deal.“
 * (she hands him a photo, but we can't show you, what's on them)
 * (Later it's evening. The sisters without Lisa are together in Lori's and Leni's room)
 * Luan: „It's hopeless. We've lost our brother.“
 * Lynn: „And I've lost my position on the baseball field.“
 * (A flashback starts. Lynn with her bat over her shoulder walks with her baseball team on the sidewalk)
 * Margo: „That was a great game!“
 * Lynn (don't listen): „Yes...“
 * (Suddenly Lincoln appears on the opposite sidewalk. He uses headphones and whistles.)
 * Lynn (close her eyes; silent): „Bro... I'm doing this, because I love you...“
 * Margo: „Lynn?“
 * (Lynn runs screaming across the street. She holds her bat. But in this moment Lincoln goes to the side and a old woman apears behind her. Lynn can't stop andymore and hits her leg with the bat)
 * Old woman: „Ouch!!! What have I done to you?!“
 * Lynn: „Oh! Sorry; I'm really sorry!“
 * Margo: „Lynn! What's wrong with you?!“
 * Lynn: „Oh; girls. I can explain it. Actually I want hit my brother...“
 * Margo: „What?! You want hit your brother with your baseball bat?! Are you crazy?!“
 * Lynn: „I can explain it...“
 * Margo: „It's not necessary. You're relegated! From now on you're our substitute.“
 * Lynn (shocked): „What?!“
 * (she looks to Lincoln, but he haven't noticed, what's going on here)
 * (Flashback ends.)
 * Leni: „At least we have the memories...“
 * (she takes a photo)
 * Leni: „Wait a second...“
 * (it's a photo of Lincoln, but his face is overpasted with his new face)
 * Lola (looks into the photo book): „Hey! All of Lincoln's faces are overpasted!“
 * Lynn sr. (from off-screen): „What to the heck...?!“
 * (The parents looks on their wedding photo. But both of their faces are overpasted with Lincoln's new face)
 * Lori: „Yes... we've lost our brother and he has lost his mind.“
 * Lucy: „Even I can't be more depressed than now.“
 * (Suddenly Lisa runs into the room)
 * Lisa: „I got it!“
 * (the other sisters moves to her)
 * Lola: „What do you mean?“
 * Lisa: „I've an antidote for the softmaker!“
 * (the other sisters are happy)
 * Lisa: „But there's just one problme...“
 * Lori: „What kind of problem?“
 * Lisa: „How can we put it into his blood? His face is almost indestructible.“
 * (the sisters let hang down their faces and some of them even cries a little bit)
 * Lana (puts a banana out from her cap): „Hmm; all this crying makes me very hungry.“
 * (she eats the banana and throws the skin out to the open room door, where it lands on the hall's floor)
 * Lincoln (comes out from his room): „There's so much to do for a handsome person...“
 * (Suddenly he steps on the banana skin and slips out. The girls hear the noise and looks out from the room. Lincoln falls down the stairs and lands with his face on the ground.
 * A while later Lincoln awakes and see that he is lying in his bed. The sisters are looking in his face; all of them smiles.)
 * Lincoln: „What's happend?“
 * Lisa: „Look here.“
 * (she hands him a hand mirror. He looks into the mirror and is shocked. He brokes the mirror on his desk)
 * Lincoln: „I'm ugly again!“
 * Lisa: „And that's because of a simple banana skin...“
 * Lori: „You're cute again.“
 * Lola: „You can believe us. You're a cute boy.“
 * (Lily is sitting on Lincoln's belly. She crawls to him face and kisses on his cheek)
 * Lincoln: „Hmm; maybe I'm not so bad when such a cute little creature will do this...“
 * other sisters: „HEY!!!“
 * Lincoln (holds Lily): „What?“
 * Lola: „She's not your only sister!“
 * (Suddenly all of them cheers with him. Lori kisses his forehead, Leni ruffles his hair, Luna pinches on his cheek, Luan pushes on his nose, Lynn tickles his naval (what he've loved very much when he was a baby), Lucy hugs his neck, both twins kisses on his cheeks and Lisa whispers in his ear)
 * Lisa: „I love you, big brother.“
 * (Upstairs other Lincoln and the unicorn are sitting on the couch.)
 * Other Lincoln: „I'm sure that he've learned his lesson.“
 * (the unicorn takes the remote)
 * Other Lincoln: „Hey; you've choosed the cannel last time!“

Trivia

 * That's my first long fanfiction.
 * The sweater scene was inspired by a "Sesame Street" comic story in which Bert was buying a new sweater for Ernie. At the end he have choosed the third one.