Thread:Firefox20z/@comment-31595317-20170925233015/@comment-15761712-20170928144740

Lori: Left in the Dark:

 "Has anyone seen my phone? I need to live-tweet my show!"

 "Give me that!" [snatches her phone] "How many times do I have to tell you to keep your hands of my stuff!"

"Hello? Oh, hi Bobby." [Laughs] "No, I didn't text you to call me, but I'm glad you did!" [to Lincoln] "Thanks for nothing, twerp!"

"All right! All right! Everybody just calm down!"

"Of course it was your fault, Lincoln."

"Everyone back away from Luan.  [the siblings step back] Lisa, Mom and Dad said you're not allowed to use your siblings as experimental guinea pigs anymore!"

"Okay. Everyone huddle around Luan."

"Hey, when Mom and Dad are out, I'm in charge. So first, we need to get a head count to make sure we're all here."

Again, in charge. I'll do it. Where's this circuit breaker thingy?"

"First one to the TV is couch commando."

"Sorry you missed your show, Lincoln."