User blog:MaverickGuy720/Lincoln’s bodyguard part 1

Lincoln and Clyde were sitting in front of the TV at the Loud residence waiting for the new Episode of Their Favorite TV show Argh!!! "Oh man!!I can't wait for the season premiere!!!"Lincoln said excited "I know!!I could barely even sleep thinking about it,Even though I take my prescription of sleeping pills every night!"Clyde said Lincoln Looks at Everyone and says "Today's the day their showing the season premiere of ARGH!!And,Nothing Is going to ruin this moment!!"Lincoln said Just then,Lori Took the remote and pushed Lincoln and Clyde over. "Move out the way,Twerps!!"Lori said before pushing them off the couch "La,La,La,Lori!!!"Clyde said as he got Nosebleed and fainted "No Fair Lori!!!Argh is about to come on,And I was here first!!"Lincoln pointed out "And,I was Born first,Now go away before I turn you into a human pretzel!!"Lori threatened "I wanna see the all new Dream boat."Lori said But,Luna came in and took the remote from Lori. "No way sis,They're about to show Mick Swagger perform On stage In Radio city at New York!"Luna said "I Wanna watch The big game!"Lynn said coming out of nowhere And grabbing the remote "Hey,Con-Trol Yourself,Ha ha ha,Get it?"Luan said as the others groaned "But,I need to watch my favorite comedy show!!"Luan said trying to get to the remote from her sisters Then,All the other loud sisters except Lily came in and started fighting for the remote forming a fight cloud "I wanna Watch the fashion channel!!"Leni said while fighting with her sisters "We wanna watch Blarney!!"Lana and Lola said fighting as well "I wanna watch The history channel!"Lisa said "I wanna watch my vampire Show series finale!!"Lucy said Lincoln was surprised and shocked made a run to his room while Grabbing Clyde and taking him to his room Several minutes later,Clyde regains consciousness and woke up And saw he was in Lincolns room and also saw Lincoln sitting across the bed "Lincoln,What happened?"Clyde said confused "You fainted when my sis-Uh I mean You tripped and you were out cold."Lincoln explained "Oh,Okay,Well why aren't we watching Argh Right now?"Clyde asked "My sisters came in and started Fighting for the remote again!!!And,Im getting sick and tired of it!!!"Lincoln said in frustration "What are you talking about Lincoln?!!1 guy surrounded by 10 girls!! Thats pretty much the best thing ever!!" Clyde said "Oh,Clyde.Sweet, Sweet, Innocent Clyde."Lincoln said patting his head "It's basically almost chaos whenever we fight for things!!"Like that time,We we're fighting for the sweet spot in the car!!! The Flashback shows Lincoln and His sisters fighting in the car before destroying Vanzilla before having to spend the whole weekend on the couch. "And,That other time we fought for A quarter that was in the couch!! And,For The hidden Money from the previous owner even though it was Dad!!"Lincoln said The Flashback shows Lincoln and His sisters fighting like chaos  In the house for the Hidden money before finding a map on Lily's bottom before going to the backyard where the money is. "And, Lets not also forget about what happened last week about this stupid sister protocol Fighting for everything I interfered,And they didn't make up until I was gone!!"Lincoln said in anger The Flashback shows All the sisters fighting and arguing about the stuff they said about each other while Lincoln tries to stay out of it before leaving to Clyde's "I'm telling you Clyde,I wish I could just have someone having my back All the time whenever my sisters start fighting about everything."Lincoln said laying down on his bed "Like a bodyguard?"Clyde said "Yeah,Like a bodyguard!!!!!"Lincoln said excitedly as he went on to his laptop "Me and my big mouth."Clyde said as he went over to Lincoln and saw him seeing him looking for Bodyguard for a price and in the area "Lincoln,I'm not quite sure about this idea.."Clyde said "Relax Clyde,What could possibly go wrong?"Lincoln said before getting something on his screen "Oh like this!!!"Lincoln said before reading the screen

Looking for Protection from harm? You need someone for back? Look no further,I'm your guy! I'll even help you in a cheap price. Only 75$ A week!! Just send me an Email and I'll always be there to protect you from danger.

"This looks like the perfect person who should protect me from my Sisters!"Lincoln said while writing an email to the guy "Well,This won't end well."Clyde said "Yes!!!!He responded!!!He wants to meet me at the royal woods mall and wants to meet me with the money!!!I'll finally Have Someone to protect me from my Family!!!"Lincoln said excited as Clyde Just sighed and rolled his eyes

(If you are gonna say something I may not like, I suggest you keep it to yourself, unless it’s necessary)