User blog:KowBoyz78/Cooking With dad 2

Sypnosis
Lynn sr goes crazy on cooking

Story
Lynn SR: ah, cooking is so (Touches the grill and his hand hurts) GRRRRRRRRRRR *Throes a bunch of cheese, eggs, meatloaf, fidget spinners, bricks, lana's pets, butter, plates, forks, knifes, spoons and Leni's sewing machine*

Leni: has anybody seen my- OH NO! MY SEWING MACHINE!

(Lynn SR growls at Leni)

Lynn SR: Leni, get Luna and Lincoln down there, I feel wanting to teach them to cook

(A few seconds later)

Lynn SR: OK YOU 3, WE ARE MAKING DINNER. LETS GET STARTED, BECAUSE IF YOU DONT, IM GONNA TRASH THIS HOUSE.

Luna: woah woah, calm down bro

Lynn SR: IF YOU CALL ME BRO AGAIN IM GOING TO SMEAR CAKE ICING OVER YOU

Step 1: make a tablecloth
Leni: YAY MY SEWING MACHINE MADE A TABLECLOTH

(Lynn SR rips apart the sewing machine and tablecloth)

Leni: HEY!

Lynn SR: THAT IS NOT HOW TO MAKE A TABLECLOTH HERE IS HOW!

(Lynn SR grabs Luna's socks and throws eggs on them, he later puts Luna on the table and throws Ham at her, he later puts a sheet of paper on Luna)

Luna: owwwww....

Pocket leni: Oh my, here is a real tablecloth- *gets put into a pot*

Leni: BUT DAD, I LOVED MY POCKET LENI

Lynn SR: and I love Denying access to the mall

Luna: ugh, I have eggs and ham all over me.

Polandball: I CAN INTO SPACE! *crashes into the wall* or not

Lynn SR: and it's already decorated because I threw eggs at it

Step 2: The food
Lynn SR: next we cook the food (gets a lot of coal and sets it on fire), Luna give me your guitar

Luna: uhhh, ok?

(Lynn SR then throws the guitar, along with Leni's sewing machine and Lily's Blanket in the fire)

Lily: My blankie! *cries*

Lynn SR: now let's cook the food *gets a plate and throws eggs, ham, chicken, liver, olives, Pork, Hotdogs, noodles, carrots and sausages into the plate*

(Leni places the plate near the fire for 15 minutes before picking it up)

Lynn SR: now, let's prepare dinner

Step 3 place the beverages
Lynn SR: yay we have cups.

(Leni pours lemonade, coke, Pepsi, milk, water, Ice tea into the cups, then Lynn SR knocks them over)

Leni: HEY!

Lynn SR: here is how it should be done *Pours a lot of Pepsi, milk, water, coke in the cups then he throws eggs everywhere*

Luna: thanks a lot dad, now there's a big mess in the dining area.

Lynn SR: Well guess what, I hired a robot that Lisa made to clean it up

Step 4: Lets eat!
Rita: mm, yummy *eats* BLEH,


 * all the other kids spit out their food*

Lynn SR: grrrr, nobody liked it, that's it *sets the table on fire and

Reader: really *gets hit by an egg*

HowToBasic: Yeh *gives thumbs up*


 * everyone begins to scream and run*

THE END

Trivia
1. This is the very first story on this wiki to feature a you tuber, HowToBasic

2. This is the first time where the reader appears, but not me