Tricked!/Script

The following is a transcript for the episode "Tricked!".

Script
''[Daytime. The Loud House is covered in Halloween decorations as the entrance of a corn sits next to it. Offscreen, a fridge door opens, and a scream is heard, as bats fly out of the house and towards the screen, darkening the picture. Zoom out to a close up of Lynn Sr. screaming in horror after seeing a fake severed head in the fridge] ''

Lynn Sr.: "I hate Halloween! [He exits right. A moment later, Lucy enters, walking towards the fridge and picking up the head.] 

Lucy: [smiles] "I love Halloween."

Head: "Bleh."

[She exits]

''[Dining Room. In counter-clockwise order, we see Luan fashioning a sign reading "HAUNTED CORN MAZE" in red-stained corn cobs, Leni hanging black curtains, Luna, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, and Lynn Jr. carving pumpkins, Lisa making fake blood in a bucket, Lily playing with pumpkin innards and Charles resting against a corn cob. We pan left as Lucy enters.]''

Lucy: Excellent fake blood, Lisa. Add more molasses for better consistency.

Lynn: Hey, Luce! Check out our pumpkins! Whaddya think? 

[Each turns their jack-o-lanterns around, showing each gruesome carved face.]

Lucy: Hmm... [points to a spot on Lynn's pumpkin] More blood here, [motions around Lola's pumpkin] few more gashes on this one, [flicks out a tooth on Lana's pumpkin] knock out a tooth, [points to the scabs on Lincoln's pumpkin] add some more mousse to those scabs, [pats Luna's pumpkin] dampen the head wounds.

Luna: Halloween is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!

Leni: Totes! I'm so glad mom finally let you do your haunted corn maze!

Lucy: As am I. I've been wating my whole life to do this. Not to mention my past lives [She walks off screen to Luan, who has just finished her sign] 

Lucy: [walking in] Fantastic sign work, Luan. Just the right mixture of corn and gore.

Luan: Ah, shucks! It's just something I "cob"-bled up together on a "kernel" of an idea! [dances a little, laughing] Oh Yes! A triple! [Lucy and the others groan as a jack-o-lantern is thrown onto Luan's head]''' Luan': [through pumpkin]'' I'd expect more support from my "pump-kin"! [laughs as the jack-o-lantern's grin grew wider] Get it?

Lucy: [facepalms] Sigh... [turns to the others, as the screen zooms out to show Lincoln] Thanks for all your hard work, guys. This is gonna be the best Halloween ever. I'm so excited. [her face shows little change in the emotion] 

Lincoln: [to audience] Trust me. [points to Lucy] She's excited. [static is then heard] 

Clyde: [offscreen, through walkie-talkie] Jack-o-Lincoln! Do you copy? [The static goes of again as Lincoln fishes out his walkie-talkie, turning away from Lucy] 

Lincoln: Speaking of the best Halloween ever, Clyde and I have some pretty big plans too. [He puts the walkie-talkie to his ear, to Clyde] I copy you, McBride of Frankenstein. Meet you at the rendezvous point in fifteen. Over. [A thump is heard off screen] Lynn Sr.: [offscreen] AAAAAH! I hate Halloween! Lucy: Oh. [everyone looks at her] Dad must have found the severed limbs I stored in his closet.