Hi! This is another requested song parody, and it's of "If I Only Had a Brian/a Heart/the Nerve" from The Wizard of Oz and, as a side note, it's kind of a funny coincidence that "If I Only Had a Brain" already has "Lincoln" in it. Sorry I had so much difficulty making that other song parody, I might be able to someday, but don't hold your breath. The song is meant to be sung from Lincoln's perspective.
There's a game that's cool and funny,
But it costs a lot of money,
And that is quite a shame.
'Cause I'd be really glad,
And it would be oh so rad,
If I only had that game.
It's no lie what I'm saying,
I'd spend three hours playing,
If beating it was my aim.
And I'm definitely thinking,
I would be a happy Lincoln,
If I only had that game.
Oh I,
Can't tell you why,
The game's cost makes me look poor.
I have never seen one cost so much before,
I'd better try to earn some more.
I would like to buy it,
I've heard that it's a riot,
It's already earned fame.
I would gleefully play it,
Believe me when I say it,
If I only had that game.