Hiya. This is another requested song parody. As a side note, I find it kind of funny how the original was anti-Internet, but this one is pro-Internet.
Lori: We had our first date at Jean Juan's restaurant.
And I added you to my contacts.
Though it didn't quite work out the way we'd want,
We could both still see,
That we were meant to be. Come on!
Bobby: You and me, baby.
We always find a way, yeah,
And you need me so.
So call me up, and embrace the electrico romantico.
Lori: I don't want to be without you anywhere,
I don't want anyone better.
I don't want to be without you anywhere.
I don't want anyone better than you.
Bobby: We like to talk online,
So call me up, come on, you are the best girlfriend of mine.
I'll call you up today.
I'm doing fine at Great Lake's City, how 'bout you.
Lori: You and me.
We always find a way, yeah.
And you need me so.
I'll email you, 'cause we both dig electrico romantico.
Bobby: I don't want to be without you anywhere,
I don't want anyone better.
I don't want to be without you anywhere.
I don't want anyone better than you.
Lori: In your heart (Swipe left, swipe right),
In your soul (Swipe left, swipe right),
I'm on (Swipe left, swipe right),
My phone (Swipe left, swipe left),
Bobby: In your heart (Swipe left, swipe right),
In your soul (Swipe left, swipe left),
I'm on (Swipe left, swipe right),
My phone, come on (Swipe right)
Both: I don't want to be without you anywhere,
I don't want anyone better.
I don't want to be without you anywhere.
I don't want anyone better than you.