This is a requested parody, of a song from The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Stern Fern: Well, well, well,
What have we here?
Lynn Loud, huh? You think I'm scared?
So you're the one who I thought I kicked out?
You're joking, you're joking.
I can't believe my eyes.
You're joking me, you gotta be.
You can't have come back! Oh my!
She's so young! She's rowdy!
I don't know which is worse.
I'm so mad I might explode now,
If I don't die laughing first.
When Miss Stern Fern says,
That you have been kicked out.
You'd better pay attention now,
Don't run right back and shout.
And if you have returned, then,
There's something very wrong,
'Cause soon you will regret having,
Ever heard this song.
Whoa!
Lynn: Whoa!
Stern Fern: Whoa!
Lynn: Whoa!
Stern Fern: Whoa!
Lynn: Whoa!
Both: They all call me/her Stern Fern.
Stern Fern: Well, if you sneeze too loudly,
Don't expect to hear, "Bless you."
I'm going to kick you off the team,
Yes, that is what I'd do.
So sit still and be quiet,
Don't interrupt. Play nice,
So I will not get really mad, that is my advice.
Whoa!
Lynn: Whoa!
Stern Fern: Whoa!
Lynn: Whoa!
Stern Fern: Whoa!
Lynn: Whoa!
Stern Fern: Yeah!
Both: They all call me/her Stern Fern.
Lynn: You don't understand,
I need to do my rituals with the game.
The jellyfish are losing now,
And that's a great big shame.
Stern Fern: You're joking, you're joking.
I can't believe my ears.
Would somebody shut this youngster up?
I'm drowning in my tears.
It's funny, I'm laughing.
You really are too much.
You don't have permission,
And I am way more tough.
Lynn: Well, but I---
Stern Fern: Don't interrupt!
(instrumental break)
Whoa! I don't allow loud talking,
Or music in the air.
'Cause I want you to stay in place,
I'm mean but I don't care.
Though I'm no fun, I must confess,
You'd better stay in line.
Now, get back in the pen, young girl,
And then we'd both be fine.
Lynn: But, ma'am, I like to start a riot,
And sports are not meant to be quiet.
Stern Fern: Oh, sister, you're something.
You put me in a spin!
You sure aren't comprehending,
The position that you're in.
I'm in charge, you're a kid!
You haven't got no say!
'Cause I'm Miss Stern Fern,
And you ain't going nowhere.