This is a requested song parody of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing", as sung by Lynn.
Puck! The hockey players swing.
I can score like anything.
Best luck for the Jellyfish!
If they win, I'll get my wish.
Like a penguin, I can glide,
Scoring goals both far and wide.
Sliding fast along the ice,
You don't have to tell me twice.
Puck! The hockey players swing,
I can score like anything.
Send the puck right into the net.
Won't give up, my goals are set.
I do not admit defeat.
Playing hockey is a treat.
I can ice skate like a pro.
Like greased lightning, watch me go.
I hope that this good-luck thing,
Helps the jellyfish bring the sting.
Puck! The hockey players swing,
I can score like anything.
Stern Fern cannot keep me down.
She may say, "Get out of town!",
But I'll always go right back,
To get my game back on track.
If I fall down, I rise again.
I can win against grown men.
Hit the puck so hard it goes,
Faster than anybody knows.
Puck! The hockey players swing,
I can score like anything.
I can score like anything.