This is a requested parody of the song "She's My Girl from Anaconda", as sung by Lana.
Two years ago, I wandered into a small pet store,
Inside the mall. The Royal Woods Mall.
I heard that they were selling people snakes there.
I thought, "How fun!".
I wanted one.
So I walked up to the reptile tanks to see what I could see,
And at once I saw a spotted snake as cool as he could be.
He was long and scaly, always climbing, happy as a clam.
And I said, "You're meant for me!".
He was just like an anaconda.
He was long and scaly too.
So I named him El Diablo and I said, "I'm keeping you."
"Yes, you are mine," I said, and no one,
Could ever take this snake from me.
And that, he knew,
For I'm true blue,
He's the best snake, it's true.
I brought him home and showed the others El Diablo.
My mom and dad, and siblings too.
My mom was scared, but she allowed me still to keep him.
So I said, "Thanks, that's what I'll do."
Well, I kept him in my room, and he still lives there to this day.
And he'd like to climb right on you to say hello if he may.
Yes, I love him very much, and all the other pets here too.
We are happy as can be.
He was just like an anaconda.
He was long and scaly too.
So I named him El Diablo and I said, "I'm keeping you."
"Yes, you are mine," I said, and no one,
Could ever take this snake from me.
And that, he knew,
For I'm true blue,
He's the best snake, it's true.
He was just like an anaconda.
He was long and scaly too.
So I named him El Diablo and I said, "I'm keeping you."
"Yes, you are mine," I said, and no one,
Could ever take this snake from me.
And that, he knew,
For I'm true blue,
He's the best snake, it's true.