OK, this is a requested parody of... well, read the title, set during "Super Brawl", which I haven't actually played... well, here goes nothing! Another reminder that requests are on hold.
Lynn: I will be number one!
I will be number one!
I will knock these people out of sight,
Before the day is done.
I'd be able to keep up this fight,
Until the setting sun.
You might throw me off the screen,
But I will just come crawling back,
And you'd better watch your butt when I atta---(gets interrupted by one of the rival characters)
I will be number one!
I will be number one!
I will throw all of these bad guys,
Right from here to the town hall.
I've got fourteen years of practice,
And I'm built to win this brawl.
Though I may be rather short,
I am much stronger than you'd think.
Just ask my sisters or my brother Linc!
I can run a long way really fast,
And jump up really high.
If somebody said that I was weak,
Then that would be a lie.
So you may be big and mean,
But I can throw you all away.
Listen now to what I have to say!
I'm invincible, I'm invincible!
So don't think you can make me quit,
'Cause I'm invincible!
I be the winner? You bet!
I'll be barely breaking a sweat,
I'm invincible!
So invincible!
Now, I know you may be big,
And you might think I'm very tough,
But, guys, I'm the toughest Loud kid,
And I've really got the stuff.
I will win the golden trophy and be winner of this fight,
'Cause I can stay out here all day and night!
I will be number one!
Rita: Number one!
Lynn: I will be number one!
Rita: Number one!
Lynn: I will throw away the rivals,
And I'll win it fair and square.
Now, some of them may be big and tough,
But I really don't care!
I will make sure all these other people,
Soon meet their defeat.
I'll beat them all without needing to cheat!
Rita: You won the game!
Lynn: Yes, I did!
Rita: You won the game!
Lynn: Let's get outta here!
Rita: Without even taking a rest,
You managed to come out the best.
Lynn: Yes, I am number one!
Yes, I am!
Yes, I was number one!
Yes, I was number one!
I went to this unusual place,
And met these people there.
Was challenged there to win a fight,
By throwing them in the air...