This is a requested parody of "Disturbia".
Morticians' Club: Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Lincoln: What's going on?)
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Clyde: Is there a real ghost?)
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Lori: I'm going crazy now!)
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum
Lori: There's a ghost in my school.
It's making such a strange glow.
I got Lincoln and Clyde,
To try to make the ghost go.
Lincoln: We went up, did the job,
Now she wants it back though,
'Cause he brings her school good luck, yeah.
Lucy: She sent us in the night to come retrieve it.
Haiku: I just wish that we goths get to see it.
Boris: A good-luck-bringing ghost, I want to meet it.
Persephone: It's a dream come true now, whoa!
Clyde: Put on your nightlights.
There is a ghost haunting Fairway.
Though this one seems nice,
I'd still watch what I do and say.
Better think twice,
There might be danger here one day,
So please just be cautious and wise.
Morpheus: Ghost hunt me, ghost hunt me not.
Dante: Let's follow the blue glowing light.
Lori: Ghost hunt me not.
My hair falls out in fear tonight.
Lincoln: It sure gives us a fright.
Clyde: Ghost hunt me not,
Ghost hunt me not.
Morticians' Club: Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum
Lincoln: Some creepy slime is on the green,
Want it for a souvenir.
Clyde: But we lost it, you see,
Now I'm shaking in fear.
Lori: I gotta get out,
Or figure this stuff out,
Lucy: But I want to see it, whoa.
Lucy: She sent us in the night to come retrieve it.
Haiku: I just wish that we goths get to see it.
Boris: A good-luck-bringing ghost, I want to meet it.
Persephone: It's a dream come true now, whoa!
Clyde: Put on your nightlights.
There is a ghost haunting Fairway. (Haiku: Who needs nightlights?)
Though this one seems nice,
I'd still watch what I do and say.
Better think twice, (Lincoln: Think twice)
There might be danger here one day,
So please just be cautious and wise. (Boris: Be wise)
Morpheus: Ghost hunt me, ghost hunt me not.
Dante: Let's follow the blue glowing light.
Lori: Ghost hunt me not.
My hair falls out in fear tonight.
Lincoln: It sure gives us a fright.
Clyde: Ghost hunt me not, (Lincoln: Gives us a fright)
Ghost hunt me not.
Morticians' Club: Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Lincoln: Da-da-da-da-dee-da)
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Clyde: Da-da-da-da-dee-da)
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Lori: Ghost hunt me not!
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Lucy: Oh, oh)
Lori: I never thought that ghosts are real.
Now I see one and it makes me squeal.
It scares me so,
But Fairway needs it, oh, whoa-oh!
Clyde: Put on your nightlights.
There is a ghost haunting Fairway.
Though this one seems nice,
I'd still watch what I do and say.
Better think twice,
There might be danger here one day,
So please just be cautious and wise.
Morpheus: Ghost hunt me, ghost hunt me not.
Dante: Let's follow the blue glowing light.
Lori: Ghost hunt me not.
My hair falls out in fear tonight.
Lincoln: It sure gives us a fright.
Clyde: Ghost hunt me not,
Ghost hunt me not.
Morticians' Club: Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Lincoln: Da-da-da-da-dee-da)
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Clyde: Da-da-da-da-dee-da)
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum
Dum dum dee-dum dum dum de-dum dum (Lucy: Oh, oh)