This is a requested parody of "The Whole of Me" from Numberblocks.
Action News Crew: We're action news,
We have no blues.
We say what's happened lately,
And our group is action news!
Yeah!
Music Club: One, two, three, four!
We are the band!
And that is grand!
We are three teenage rockers,
And our group's the Moon Goats band!
Yeah, man!
Luna: I sing and play guitar,
Sam: And I am a blonde-haired star.
Music Club: And our group's the Moon Goats band!
Yeah!
Sully: I'm Sully and I'm a part.
Mazzy: I'm Mazzy, and I'm a part.
Music Club: And our group's the Moon Goats band!
Theatre Club: How d'you do?
How d'you do?
How d'you do?
We make no fuss!
Just look at us!
We will put on a big show for you,
Onstage or on the bus.
Our group is so amazing!
Our group is really great!
Our group is--*crash*
Luan: Sorry.
Benny: Try again.
Theatre Club: We make no fuss!
Just look at us!
We will put on a big show for--*crash, awkward silence*
We make no fuss!
Just look at us!
We've got cool props to work with,
And we came here on a bus!
How d'you do?
Luan: I am a part of it.
Benny: And I am a part of it.
Theatre Club: And our group's the Theatre Club.
How d'you do?
Amy: I'm Amy and I'm a part.
Ruby: I'm Ruby and I'm a part.
Theatre Club: And our group's the Theatre Club.
How d'you do?
Royal Woods Kangaroos: We're Kangaroos.
What is the news?
We are the best soccer players,
And our group's the Kangaroos.
Go, Kangaroos!
Lynn: I am a striker, see.
Margo: And I strike as well as she.
Royal Woods: And our group's the Kangaroos. Yeah!
Maddie: I'm Maddie and I'm a part.
Paula: I'm Paula and I'm a part.
Royal Woods Kangaroos: And our group's the Kangaroos.
And here is some more news,
So listen if you choose:
Lainey: I am on this team too.
Nadia: And I am, so how are you?
Royal Woods Kangaroos: And our group's the Kangaroos. Yeah!
Margo: I'm Margo and I'm a part.
Lainey: I'm Lainey and I'm a part.
Royal Woods Kangaroos: And our group's the Kangaroos!
We can play! Look! Us one, them zero!
Morticians Club: We're gothic youth,
And that's the truth.
We've got six gloomy members,
And we're the Morticians Club.
Greetings, normie folk.
Lucy: I am in charge, you see.
Haiku: And I'm next-in-line, you see.
Morticians Club: And we're the Morticians Club.
Sigh.
Dante: I'm Dante and I'm a part.
Boris: I'm Boris and I'm a part.
Morticians Club: And we're the Morticians Club.
We don't want to snub and we hope we're not a flub.
Persephone: I am a member too.
Morpheus: And I am one just like you.
Morticians Club: And we're the Morticians Club.
Lucy: I'm Lucy and I'm a part.
Haiku: Haiku, and I'm a part.
Morticians Club: And we're the Morticians Club.
That's us.
All: Making friends is easy when you have clubs at school.
Bonding gladly over stuff that each of you finds cool,
And when we get together, our band or team or troupe,
A group is made of all its parts, and these parts, they make a group.
Action News Crew: Just remember that...
We tell you what is new.
Music Club: And music is what we do.
Theatre Club: We like to put on shows,
That's just how our cool group goes.
Royal Woods Kangaroos: We are a soccer team,
That makes all our rivals scream.
We keep our scores soar high,
And we're never feeling shy.
Morticians Club: We really like the dark,
We walk in the misty park.
We try to talk to the dead,
And vampires don't give us dread.
All: And we all are five groups.
One, two, three, four, five!