This is a requested parody of "Humiliate the Boy", a deleted song from Aladdin, sung by Morag.
Seize the good times!
Too bad they never last,
Especially for a young boy,
With an ordinary past.
Ah yes, these were the good times,
But, boy, you are not my friend,
So here is where the good times,
Most decidedly must end.
Oh, it's a thrill!
Oh, it's such fun,
To see that Loud boy's reputation,
Instantly become undone!
It's such a lark!
It makes me proud!
To get the gemstone and humiliate the Loud!
Oh, it's a kick,
And that's no joke!
When I disgrace that fancy gold crown,
And that neatly-ironed cloak.
Oh, yes, I'll hypnotize the beast.
So what if I am not allowed?
Yes, I will do it!
I'll humiliate the Loud!
Once he was proud.
Once he was fine.
The very model of nobility's design,
But such is fate!
Too bad, tsk-tsk!
I guess he'll have to learn the hard way,
Riding dragons has some risk!
And it's so rich!
It's such a bash!
To make the scrawny kid bump into things,
And make a massive crash!
Oh, I'll embarrass him profusely,
As he rides above the crowd.
How exciting, to humiliate the Loud!
Is this illegal? Yes, I think so.
And immoral? All of that.
But I just don't care --
I want this town as quiet as a rat.
I want silence and I'll get it,
Even if I'm being bad.
He's not staying,
And that's final!
I'll take his reputation,
And I'll throw it clean away!
Leave him nothing but a has-been boy,
All starting from today!
I'll make him crash!
I'll make him wreck!
I'll make the citizens look at him,
And say, "Really? What the heck?!"
I'll let 'er rip!
I'm not repressed!
Make Lela break things up!
I've always felt it's what she does the best!
Let him have it! Atta dragon!
You are making Aggie proud!
It's my pleasure to sully him!
Shame him!
I want him sent away!