I came up with this idea because it bugs me that we’ve never seen Lincoln with any real jobs (at least, none he was successful at); even we have seen some of his older and younger sisters have jobs (like Lucy’s funeral business).
Lincoln decides to run a magic business (he was shown to enjoy doing magic in “Antiqued Off” and The Casagrandes‘ “The Horror-Scope”), and gets into a rivalry with Luan’s Funny Business. Ultimately, they compete in a content where whoever makes more money has to give up their job.
I know a lot of people have been developing and advancing theories as to why Luan turns into such a monster every April Fool's Day, and more often than not, said theories tend to conclude whatever happened to her was something that left some kind of psychological scarring on her at a really young age, and that her pranks and such are her way of dishing out revenge.
Believe it or not, despite Luan being my favorite sibling, I never really thought much about why she behaves the way she does on April Fool's Day, but seeing this old clip again makes me wonder. . . .
Maybe when she was really little, Lynn, Sr. (and maybe Rita) pulled this same kind of prank on her, and it just messed her up . . . I mean, look how devastated this poor kid is! Not saying Lynn, Sr. is this cruel, but I could see him pulling some kind of prank like this on one of the kids.
Which couple could possibly be the one who can't spend a day without seeing each other? Luna and Sam or Luan and Benny?
To me Luna and Sam seem like they would most likely be that couple who could be on the phone texting each other like how lori was with Bobby in the first season. And Luna would possibly annoy Luan just talking about Sam even though she doesn't even care.
But Luan and Benny wouldn't be with each other 24/7 because luan would be like "Hey I have a business to run, siblings to take care of, and I need to take care of myself so our next date would be in 3 months but I'll text you to check if you're Okay or need help with anything". Meanwhile Benny being respectful person he is would probably tell her that he'll wait for her or is he'll be there if she needs him.
So what do you think?
Yeah, so here's a little something that popped up in my subconscience as I slept last night, even though it's a totally unnecessary idea since we just had "A Pimple Plan" recently. . . .
But anyway, Benny wants to take Luan out to dinner one evening, and given that "A Pimple Plan" implies that he's a momma's boy, his mom makes reservations at a really fancy restaurant, and teaches him all about manners and etiquette and such . . . so, imagine Luan's surprise when Benny's wearing a suit, and taking her to an upscale restaurant that she wasn't prepared for, and doesn't even know what to do, such as when the maitre d pulls out a chair for her at the table, but she sits in a different chair. Benny even has to ask to speak with the maitre d in private and explain everything, and even later explain to a confused Luan that this was all his mom's idea, and that he would have rather taken her someplace casual where they would both be far more comfortable, and just enjoy themselves in their own way.
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I just found a fanfic that attempts to remedy the problem:
Last night, I dreamed I was watching a new LH episode, when perhaps one of the most out-of-characters happened on screen: Lucy sang. Lucy, the goth sister, with the deadpan, monotone, emotionless voice was actually singing an upbeat, toe-tapping song on this new episode! I couldn't stop laughing - not because Lucy was singing a silly, non-sensical song - but because I couldn't believe Lucy, of all characters, was singing an upbeat, toe-tapping song . . . this was definitely one of those nights where I curse myself for not keeping a dream journal so I can write this stuff down, because I sadly forgotten both the words and the lyrics, and the melody as I kept waking up and trying to keep the words in my mouth a little longer before I could write them all out to share, but I didn't.
Any chance we'll get an episode in an upcoming season with Lucy singing (surprisingly well), and Luna and Luan can help.
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