Okay, awhile back I posted some alternate fics of Loud House episodes I found on FanFiction which a bunch of you felt uneasy about. Here are some more I found that would make for great episodes AND aren't as disturbing as those other ones I posted.
Lori Loud in The Metal Eaters
WCW (Vince Russo and two of his mooks, Sting and Goldberg) steal a bunch of rodents that can eat metal from a top secret laboratory. Once they multiply by hundreds, Russo will have enough to send countries who dare oppose WCW back to the stone age! Lori Loud assembles a team of Luna, Lisa, Lucy, Lynn Jr. and Leni (wearing skintight black leather pants) to stop them.
Leni Loud in The Chaz Caper
Lisa invents a motor scooter that can turn into a "stun gun" to stun criminals for Leni. Captain Bizzarly hires a fat spy that Leni has a crush on to steal it from Lisa, and proceeds to double cross Bizzarly and his two mooks Long John Silverfish and Soulmate. Leni sets out to his place to prove his innocence, but he uses the stun gun on her and replies "She's even more stupid than the others!". It's up to Lincoln, Clyde, Lynn Jr. and Lana to save Leni.
Luna Loud in The Golden Knights
In her quest to find her family (both parents and ALL 10 siblings), Luna and her team of Sam Sharp, Mick Swagger, Chunk and Ronnie Anne Santiago (who's only piloting Luna and her friends around because she can milk as much money out of the Louds as a reward for helping Luna) travel to a city known for it's sin that Dr. Viper (the one responsible for Luna being separated from her family) and his army of mutant vehicles are trying to take over. Only problem, the natives are quite hostile towards Luna and friends.
Luan Loud in Ronda Rousey
After accidentally getting injured in a rigged wrestling match, Ronda Rousey hires Luan Loud to impersonate and replace her for her big 3-bout rematch fight in one night against three very angry women looking to mutilate her. Miesha Tate, Cat Zingano and Bethe Correia, who are all being trained by Luan's comedic rival Nicole Sullivan.
Lynn Loud Jr. in Arabian Fire
An Arab warlord is using mechanical horses to terrorize and take over the country. The Louds (Lynn Sr., Rita, Lynn Jr., Luan and Charles the dog) are called in to investigate.
Lucy Loud in The Aliens Cometh
Alien invaders known as the Ci*Kat*A's have returned in another attempt to take over the planet. An attempt by Lucy, Lincoln and Lynn Jr. to stop the invasion ends with Lincoln and Lynn getting captured. Lucy escapes and heads towards the anthropomorphic city of cats known as Megakat City to enlist the help of the Swat Kats (who defeated the Ci*Kat*A's once in the past) and Karate Kat. One problem, Megakat City isn't exactly on good terms with humans. Especially police Commander-In-Chief Ulysses Feral.
Lana Loud in The Maze Of Young
While on her quest to end the reign of tyranny of Stephanie McMahon and her WWE (after she overthrew her blood relatives), Lana (who wields the power of the Golden Plunger) and her sisters Lola and Leni stumble upon a fortress owned by Renee Young and her husband Dean Ambrose who once worked for the WWE until she got more interested in her current job, big game hunting! And Lana and her two sisters are going to be the prey in her maze of death!
Lola Loud in Target: Lola Loud
After foiling Patty Larceny's plot to steal a NATO Memory Core for the G-Force, an angry Ace Goodheart orders his second in command, Chris Benoit to kill Patty and then hire Mo-Lec-U-Lar to set up traps to kill Lola Loud and her team of Lincoln, Lisa, Lucy, Lana and Lori (who ironically enough Lola is most overprotective of) before taking another crack at the memory core.
(Lola beats up two G-Forcers that had their hands on Lori)
(Lola starts to escort Lori out of the building)
Lola: I'm not going to let these peons hurt you Lori. Let's go.
Lori: What? Now wait just a moment Lola...
Lola: That's an order Lori!
Lisa Loud in Mad Vanzilla
After Lisa foils an assassination attempt on the mayor of Royal Woods and 1980's girl group Bananarama, the mad bomber uses a virus to control Vanzilla and plans to crash it into the brand new Royal Woods Arena where Bananarama is going to perform unless the mayor gives in to the bomber's demands. To make matters worse, Lily and Cliff the cat were in the van when the bomber took control of it!
Lily Loud vs. Lorne Michaels
Luan Loud gets a gig to hosting an episode of Saturday Night Live with her sister, Luna as the musical guest! But washed up, scumbag producer Lorne Michaels alters a bunch of the sketches at the last second without informing the Louds first. The result, Luan and Luna getting humiliated in almost all of the segments! Lily finds out what Lorne has done and with Luan and Luna bursting into tears over the "worst day in their lives", Lily looks up into the sky and screams LOOOORRRRNNNNE MIIIICCCHHHAAAAEEEEELS! Now Lily swears vengeance for two of her loved ones. To compensate being a 1 year old, Lily uses the Hoover robot suit created by Lisa (later used by Baby Head from Captain Commando) in order to take down Lorne Michaels once and for all!
-As you can tell, this poster didn't have a Lincoln focused episode.
-Obviously, this guy hates the Leni/Chaz ship (can't say I blame him).
-Captain Bizzarly is a Tiger Sharks villain.
-I'm sure you all remember Dr. Viper from The Swat Kats.
-Nicole Sullivan is most famous for her work on Mad TV (go check out her Darlene McBride sketches, those are great).
-Karate Kat was Rankin-Bass's answer to Hanna-Barbera's Hong Kong Phooey and could be considered the comedy prototype for The Swat Kats.
-And of course, Jon Moxley was still known as Dean Ambrose when this was written.
-Patty Larceny is from the game show Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?, and apparently, the writer hates her too seeing that he has Chris Benoit kill her!
-The G-Force is of course another name for the Japanese cartoon Gatchaman with Ken being renamed to Ace Goodheart. That writer must not be a Gatchaman fan if he's portraying them as the villains!
-Mo-Lec-U-Lar is one of Mon*Star's mooks from The Silverhawks.
No stories revolving around bodily functions and sex. These should be more to your liking.
Apparently, someone on there didn't like these four episodes, and decided to come up with a better plot for those four. Take a look:
These ideas uses the names of actual Loud House episodes as a way of saying, I can come up with better plots with those names than the official ones.
Everybody Loves Leni
A group of criminals steals a brand new perfume formula that makes anyone fall in love with the wearer within close range with just one sniff. They plan to hold it for a big ransom. When Leni confronts the criminals, she accidentally breaks the perfume vial getting the formula all over her. Now every man, woman and child wants her in the sack! Even her own siblings want her! She must now escape her pursuers, until the formula wears off.
Lincoln and Clyde's friendship is put to the test when Clyde is selected to be a contestant on a special "Young People's Week" edition of the Hollywood Squares hosted by Peter Marshall. And the Center Square for that week is none other than Lincoln himself! And he misses on some questions Clyde agreed on. And it gets worse, as Lynn Jr. is Clyde's opponent and her farts are getting more vicious as she starts unleashing them towards Clyde when Clyde starts to make a comeback! Peter Marshall wears a gas mask, but Clyde doesn't have one, meaning that Clyde is gonna have to beat Lynn Jr. before he passes out!
Jeers for Fears
The sexy leather pants wearing beauty known as Luna Loud takes her brother and his friend to a Tears For Fears concert. After the show, Luna uses her backstage passes in order for the three of them to meet Roland Orzabal and Curt Smith. Shortly after that, a gang of criminals uses knockout gas and kidnaps Roland, Curt and Luna! The mastermind behind this is the head of the label that once released their music, and he wants revenge by holding them hostage for a big ransom over royalty issues! And it gets worse, the criminals plan to put Luna in a snuff film due to how sexy she is! It's up to Lincoln and Clyde to use their detective skills if they ever want to see Tears For Fears and Luna again!
Tea Tale Heart
Lola discovers Lucy has an old, fragile doll, and decides she must borrow it - no matter what Lucy says. When she finally gets a hold of it, she gets caught red handed by Lucy, who then proceeds to release a massive, meaty fart on Lola! Lola manages to get away from the house (and Lucy) with the doll, but now she smells like a fart which begins to piss people off! Not even clean water can get the stench off immediately. Unfortunately, a mob of angry Royal Woodinites forms together and thinking that Lola is a reincarnation of a fart monster, captures Lola (who still smells like a fart) and plans to burn her on a stake! Can the remaining Louds save her in time?
Okay, I must confess, that the Leni and Lola plots sound interesting as twisted as they are!
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Please, for the love of God tell me Lynn won't be dating this guy.
He wears an anime shirt! Lynn meets him after she gives the other boys her burgers. They all run away and this dude walks up asking for another one. I hope he won't end up dating her because I already don't like the guy. Plus, I wouldn't have Lynn pegged for the type of girl to go out with a nerd. What are your thoughts?
I'm so relieved that Lynn didn't end up dating Dexter. That would've been terrible. "I thought I had a crush once, but it turns out I was just dehydrated." Was she talking about Francisco? Also, Lynn has a lesbian friend and I support it! ❤🏳🌈
Brave The Last Dance was really great. We got to see Howard and Harold again. Too bad Emma friendzoned Clyde, but he had a good time anyway thanks to Emma's friend, Chloe.
The Clyde's new crush is a girl really very cute, but she seems a bit as Luan. 😍😅
I'm a bit confused instead on Singled Out: There is not Francisco? 😕🤔 Maybe he will come later in the episode, probably it is set before L is for Love. But i'm still excited for this. I wish just that it will not disappointing. 🤗
I'm excited to see
What do you guys think? It kind of sucks that Lynn's boyfriend won't be Fransisco, but maybe she'll find a guy who's even better. We'll just have to see. I like the look of the spiky haired dude in the purple hoodie though. Just throwing it out there.
Clyde's new crush is pretty cute. I think this is the first time I've been found a Lynn episode intriguing and hopefully Brave The Last Dance won't disappoint me like Exchange Of Heart.
Alright. Hear me out, you guys. We know nothing about Simon Sharp other than he's Sam brother. Everything else is unknown. The upcoming episode, Singled Out got me thinking. Lynn is looking for a boyfriend because her teammates have their own and she feels left out, right? What if she runs into Simon and they start liking each other? Do you think it could work? Leave your opinion.
When she squealed in "Heavy Meddle"
When she helped with the makeover in "Back in Black"
When she watched a Boyz Will Be Boyz concert with Lucy in "The Green House"
When she sighed after Lori read the love letter in "L Is for Love"
When she wore a dress in Lincoln’s fantasy in "A Tale of Two Tables"
When she was forced to be Lola’s maid in “A Tattler’s Tale”
When she went clothes shopping in two of the graphic novels.
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This is what an actual Dutch oven is:
I seriously doubt Lynn, Jr. knows this, but I'm certain Lynn, Sr. does . . . and it would probably lead to some very interesting conversations between the two of them on the subject. . . .
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