This is another requested song parody, It is sung by Rita.
Oh I know what I did was unlawful.
Now I am stuck here paying for my crimes.
Oh I know what I did was illegal,
Now I'm sitting here doing my times.
Oh, I liked doing community service.
It gave me a break from it all.
So I started to break laws on purpose,
I'd break things and loiter and stall.
Yeah, I never did think I'd go to prison.
And I want to see my kids again.
They promised to give me breaks sometimes,
All those ten ladies and those two men.
Yeah, quite soon my jail time will be over.
And I'm glad, 'cause I no longer want a break.
On the plus side, they're doing fine without me.
And I'll try to learn from my mistake.
Now, if I had wings like a canary,
Out of these prison walls I would fly.
And I'd fly to my husband and children.
And there I would take Luan's pie.
(Writer's note: Wow, that was a sad song to work with. I tried to lighten it up a bit by referencing Walt and Luan.)