Okay, awhile back I posted some alternate fics of Loud House episodes I found on FanFiction which a bunch of you felt uneasy about. Here are some more I found that would make for great episodes AND aren't as disturbing as those other ones I posted.
Lori Loud in The Metal Eaters
WCW (Vince Russo and two of his mooks, Sting and Goldberg) steal a bunch of rodents that can eat metal from a top secret laboratory. Once they multiply by hundreds, Russo will have enough to send countries who dare oppose WCW back to the stone age! Lori Loud assembles a team of Luna, Lisa, Lucy, Lynn Jr. and Leni (wearing skintight black leather pants) to stop them.
Leni Loud in The Chaz Caper
Lisa invents a motor scooter that can turn into a "stun gun" to stun criminals for Leni. Captain Bizzarly hires a fat spy that Leni has a crush on to steal it from Lisa, and proceeds to double cross Bizzarly and his two mooks Long John Silverfish and Soulmate. Leni sets out to his place to prove his innocence, but he uses the stun gun on her and replies "She's even more stupid than the others!". It's up to Lincoln, Clyde, Lynn Jr. and Lana to save Leni.
Luna Loud in The Golden Knights
In her quest to find her family (both parents and ALL 10 siblings), Luna and her team of Sam Sharp, Mick Swagger, Chunk and Ronnie Anne Santiago (who's only piloting Luna and her friends around because she can milk as much money out of the Louds as a reward for helping Luna) travel to a city known for it's sin that Dr. Viper (the one responsible for Luna being separated from her family) and his army of mutant vehicles are trying to take over. Only problem, the natives are quite hostile towards Luna and friends.
Luan Loud in Ronda Rousey
After accidentally getting injured in a rigged wrestling match, Ronda Rousey hires Luan Loud to impersonate and replace her for her big 3-bout rematch fight in one night against three very angry women looking to mutilate her. Miesha Tate, Cat Zingano and Bethe Correia, who are all being trained by Luan's comedic rival Nicole Sullivan.
Lynn Loud Jr. in Arabian Fire
An Arab warlord is using mechanical horses to terrorize and take over the country. The Louds (Lynn Sr., Rita, Lynn Jr., Luan and Charles the dog) are called in to investigate.
Lucy Loud in The Aliens Cometh
Alien invaders known as the Ci*Kat*A's have returned in another attempt to take over the planet. An attempt by Lucy, Lincoln and Lynn Jr. to stop the invasion ends with Lincoln and Lynn getting captured. Lucy escapes and heads towards the anthropomorphic city of cats known as Megakat City to enlist the help of the Swat Kats (who defeated the Ci*Kat*A's once in the past) and Karate Kat. One problem, Megakat City isn't exactly on good terms with humans. Especially police Commander-In-Chief Ulysses Feral.
Lana Loud in The Maze Of Young
While on her quest to end the reign of tyranny of Stephanie McMahon and her WWE (after she overthrew her blood relatives), Lana (who wields the power of the Golden Plunger) and her sisters Lola and Leni stumble upon a fortress owned by Renee Young and her husband Dean Ambrose who once worked for the WWE until she got more interested in her current job, big game hunting! And Lana and her two sisters are going to be the prey in her maze of death!
Lola Loud in Target: Lola Loud
After foiling Patty Larceny's plot to steal a NATO Memory Core for the G-Force, an angry Ace Goodheart orders his second in command, Chris Benoit to kill Patty and then hire Mo-Lec-U-Lar to set up traps to kill Lola Loud and her team of Lincoln, Lisa, Lucy, Lana and Lori (who ironically enough Lola is most overprotective of) before taking another crack at the memory core.
(Lola beats up two G-Forcers that had their hands on Lori)
(Lola starts to escort Lori out of the building)
Lola: I'm not going to let these peons hurt you Lori. Let's go.
Lori: What? Now wait just a moment Lola...
Lola: That's an order Lori!
Lisa Loud in Mad Vanzilla
After Lisa foils an assassination attempt on the mayor of Royal Woods and 1980's girl group Bananarama, the mad bomber uses a virus to control Vanzilla and plans to crash it into the brand new Royal Woods Arena where Bananarama is going to perform unless the mayor gives in to the bomber's demands. To make matters worse, Lily and Cliff the cat were in the van when the bomber took control of it!
Lily Loud vs. Lorne Michaels
Luan Loud gets a gig to hosting an episode of Saturday Night Live with her sister, Luna as the musical guest! But washed up, scumbag producer Lorne Michaels alters a bunch of the sketches at the last second without informing the Louds first. The result, Luan and Luna getting humiliated in almost all of the segments! Lily finds out what Lorne has done and with Luan and Luna bursting into tears over the "worst day in their lives", Lily looks up into the sky and screams LOOOORRRRNNNNE MIIIICCCHHHAAAAEEEEELS! Now Lily swears vengeance for two of her loved ones. To compensate being a 1 year old, Lily uses the Hoover robot suit created by Lisa (later used by Baby Head from Captain Commando) in order to take down Lorne Michaels once and for all!
-As you can tell, this poster didn't have a Lincoln focused episode.
-Obviously, this guy hates the Leni/Chaz ship (can't say I blame him).
-Captain Bizzarly is a Tiger Sharks villain.
-I'm sure you all remember Dr. Viper from The Swat Kats.
-Nicole Sullivan is most famous for her work on Mad TV (go check out her Darlene McBride sketches, those are great).
-Karate Kat was Rankin-Bass's answer to Hanna-Barbera's Hong Kong Phooey and could be considered the comedy prototype for The Swat Kats.
-And of course, Jon Moxley was still known as Dean Ambrose when this was written.
-Patty Larceny is from the game show Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?, and apparently, the writer hates her too seeing that he has Chris Benoit kill her!
-The G-Force is of course another name for the Japanese cartoon Gatchaman with Ken being renamed to Ace Goodheart. That writer must not be a Gatchaman fan if he's portraying them as the villains!
-Mo-Lec-U-Lar is one of Mon*Star's mooks from The Silverhawks.
No stories revolving around bodily functions and sex. These should be more to your liking.