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The following is a transcript for the musical short "12 Days of Christmas". Script/Lyrics [To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"] [Family] On the first day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Lori] A phone plan for me and Bobby Bobby: "Feliz Navidad, Babe! [Family] On the second day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Leni] Two turtlenecks Ew! Eww! [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the third day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Luna] Three French horns [she toots all three] ROCKIN'!! [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the fourth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Lori sits on a whoopee cushion, Luna shakes her hand which has a joy buzzer, Leni gets sprayed by her squirt flower, and she tosses a pie onto Lincoln's face.] [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the fifth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Lynn] Five goals to score [Lynn uses her hockey stick, and whacks five hockey pucks stacked together one by one.] [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the sixth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Lincoln] Six new Ace Savvys [Lincoln promptly starts reading one.] [Lynn] Five goals to score [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the seventh day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Lucy] Seven bats a-flying [Lucy opens her casket, and seven bats fly out.] [Lincoln] Six new Ace Savvys [Lynn] Five goals to score [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the eighth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Lana] Eight yummy mud pies [Lana grabs one of her mud pies, and tosses it at the screen.] [Lucy] Seven bats a-flying [Lincoln] Six new Ace Savvys [Lynn] Five goals to score [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the ninth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Lola] Nine pageant sashes [Lola showcases her nine sashes at a pageant.] [Lana] Eight yummy mud pies [Lucy] Seven bats a-flying [Lincoln] Six new Ace Savvys [Lynn] Five goals to score [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the tenth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Lisa] Ten beakers mixing [Lisa pours some potion into another beaker, which creates an explosion, which slightly chars her.] [Lola] Nine pageant sashes [Lana] Eight yummy mud pies [Lucy] Seven bats a-flying [Lincoln] Six new Ace Savvys [Lynn] Five goals to score [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Lynn Sr. frantically changes Lily, and holds up...] [Lynn Sr.] Eleven smelly diapers Ugh! Lily: "Poo-poo!" [Lisa] Ten beakers mixing [Lola] Nine pageant sashes [Lana] Eight yummy mud pies [Lucy] Seven bats a-flying [Lincoln] Six new Ace Savvys [Lynn] Five goals to score [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby [Family] On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Loud House gave to me [Rita] Twelve Louds a-looking [The family is revealed to be peeking into their stockings, which they, except Leni, promptly hide when Rita sees them and act like nothing happened.] Lynn Sr: "Kids." [Lynn Sr.] Eleven smelly diapers [Lisa] Ten beakers mixing [Lola] Nine pageant sashes [Lana] Eight yummy mud pies [Lucy] Seven bats a-flying [Lincoln] Six new Ace Savvys [Lynn] Five goals to score [Luan] Four awesome pranks [Luna] Three French horns [Leni] Two turtlenecks [Lori] And a phone plan for me and Bobby Love you, Boo-Boo Bear! [Family] Merry Christmas from the Loud House! [The song ends] v - e - d Songs In-show songs Songs with orange links are from The Casagrandes 12 Days of Christmas • Already Forgot About You • The Best Dang Brother Anywhere Around • Broken Heart • Classic Magic • Crazy Rock 'n' Roll Dream • Credits Theme • Dairy Binds the World Together • Do the Fruit Shake • Double Duty • El Pollito Theme Song • Flippee Jingle • Follow Us • Grateful (Agradecido) • Greatest of All Time • Herky-Jerky World • Hiccup Song • The History of the Casagrandes • Hong's Korean Market Song • I Just Want My Family on Christmas Day • I Like Applesauce • I'll Be There for You • I'm All Alone • I'm Back • I'm Now an Opera Singer • Itty-Bitty Bike • Keep Us Around • Kitty Lullaby • Las Posadas Carol • The Little Froggy Song • Mercado All Day • The Mercado Song • My Band • My Friends • Ooh, Girl • Our Amazing Mother • Peanut Butter Jelly • Playtime Never Ends • Ricky the Rooster • Right Where We Belong • Rita Likes Pita • Road Trippin' Blues • Roly Poly • Save the Music/Stand Together • Thank You • That's What Christmas is All About • Theme Song (The Loud House / The Casagrandes) • This Guy • This Lab is Where I Belong • Transformation • We Got This • Welcome to Canada • Welcome to My Factory • Wet, Lather and Scrub • You Got Tricked • Songs from "Really Loud Music" Movie songs Life is Better Loud • Ordinary Me • Now or Never • This Town Is Named for You • I'm Gonna Be the Duke • Loud Castle • The Duchess I Will Be • My Way Back Home • Let's Get Lost Together • I'm Over the Moon Live-action songs A Loud House Christmas Loud Christmas • Dangerous • Holiday Energy • Christmas Together • It's Christmas Time The Really Loud House Bill Bailey • Calvin Coolidge • Dance with Your Hands • Eyes Closed • Happy Half-Birthday • Heart and Soul • Little Baby Bunny • Magno-Wow LED Jingle • Outta the Dark • Rub-a-Dub-Dub Dishpan Gloves Jingle • Shine on Me • Silly Lily • So Long • Stormy Love Triangle • There's No Place Like Flip's • Thor Goes Crazy • Together Forever • We've Got Talents • Who Took the Car Keys • Yodel Duet • You Put the Cap Back On • Songs from "A Musical to Remember" A Really Haunted Loud House Spooky Night • I Like the Night • I Want Candy Associated production music Andantino (A) • Battle March • Dark Mansion • Emergency Force • Gipsy Speed • In Tune For Love • Licensed songs • Magic by Candlelight • Miscellaneous Associated Production Music (The Loud House / The Casagrandes) • Never Trust A Monkey • Night Talking • Old Sleepy Head • Pop Punk • Pushed for Time • Sneeky • Straight from Hell • Vibe Link (b) • Whoops-A-Daisy Promotional songs Christmas Countdown • Dreams • The Freak Out Song • The Loud Song • Ms. Lola Loud's Beauty Pageant Song • Lucy Loud 'Every Day Is Halloween' Music Video • The Sibling Song • The Sister Song • Speaking Spanish with the Casagrandes • Turn It Up Loud v - e - d The Loud House episode transcripts Shorts The Loud House • Slice of Life • Deuces Wild • 12 Days of Christmas • No End in Bite • Sibling Speak • So Long, Sucker • Clyde and His Dads • Robot Sitcom The Loud House Digital Shorts The Maltese Bear • Put a Sock in It • Wet, Lather and Scrub • 10 Headed Beast • King of the Chair • Muscle Fish • Right Where We Belong • Flippee Jingle • Trash Grab • A Crime to Dye For • Robot Reboot • Super Switcheroo-niverse Season 1 Left in the Dark/Get the Message • Heavy Meddle/Making the Case • Driving Miss Hazy/No Guts, No Glori • The Sweet Spot/A Tale of Two Tables • Project Loud House/In Tents Debate • Sound of Silence/Space Invader • Picture Perfect/Undie Pressure • Linc or Swim/Changing the Baby • Overnight Success/Ties That Bind • Hand-Me-Downer/Sleuth or Consequences • Butterfly Effect/The Green House • Along Came a Sister/Chore and Peace • For Bros About to Rock/It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House • Toads and Tiaras/Two Boys and a Baby • Cover Girls/Save the Date • Attention Deficit/Out on a Limo • House Music/A Novel Idea • April Fools Rules/Cereal Offender • Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru/Come Sale Away • Roughin' It/The Waiting Game • The Loudest Yard/Raw Deal • Dance, Dance Resolution/A Fair to Remember • One of the Boys/A Tattler's Tale • Funny Business/Snow Bored • The Price of Admission/One Flu over the Loud House • Study Muffin/Homespun Season 2 11 Louds a Leapin' • Intern for the Worse/The Old and the Restless • Baby Steps/Brawl in the Family • Suite and Sour/Back in Black • Making the Grade/Vantastic Voyage • Patching Things Up/Cheater by the Dozen • Lock 'n' Loud/The Whole Picture • No Such Luck/Frog Wild • Kick the Bucket List/Party Down • Fed Up/Shell Shock • Pulp Friction/Pets Peeved • Potty Mouth/L is for Love • Relative Chaos • Out of the Picture/Room with a Feud • Back Out There/Spell It Out • Fool's Paradise/Job Insecurity • ARGGH! You for Real?/Garage Banned • Change of Heart/Health Kicked • Future Tense/Lynner Takes All • Yes Man/Friend or Faux? • No Laughing Matter/No Spoilers • Legends/Mall of Duty • Read Aloud/Not a Loud • Tricked! • The Crying Dame/Anti-Social • Snow Way Out/Snow Way Down Season 3 Tripped! • White Hare/Insta-gran • Roadie to Nowhere/A Fridge Too Far • Selfie Improvement/No Place Like Homeschool • City Slickers/Fool Me Twice • Net Gains/Pipe Dreams • Fandom Pains/Rita Her Rights • Teachers' Union/Head Poet's Anxiety • The Mad Scientist/Missed Connection • Deal Me Out/Friendzy • Pasture Bedtime/Shop Girl • Gown and Out/Breaking Dad • Ruthless People/What Wood Lincoln Do? • Scales of Justice/Crimes of Fashion • Absent Minded/Be Stella My Heart • Sitting Bull/The Spies Who Loved Me • Really Loud Music • House of Lies/Game Boys • Everybody Loves Leni/Middle Men • Jeers for Fears/Tea Tale Heart • The Loudest Thanksgiving • Predict Ability/Driving Ambition • Home of the Fave/Hero Today, Gone Tomorrow • The Write Stuff/Racing Hearts • Stage Plight/Antiqued Off • Cooked! Season 4 Friended! • Power Play/Room for Improvement • Roll Model/No Show • Face the Music/Pranks for the Memories • Store Wars/Lucha Fever • Washed Up/Recipe for Disaster • Present Tense/Any Given Sundae • Can't Hardly Wait/A Mutt Above • Love Birds/Rocket Men • A Grave Mistake/Leader of the Rack • Tails of Woe/Last Loud on Earth • Stall Monitor/A Pimple Plan • Kings of the Con • Good Sports/Geriantics • Exchange of Heart/Community Disservice • Deep Cuts/Game Off • Write and Wrong/Purrfect Gig • Singled Out/Brave the Last Dance • Sister Act/House Flip • Don't You Fore-get About Me/Tough Cookies • On Thin Ice/Room and Hoard • A Star is Scorned/Senior Moment • Wheel and Deal/Feast or Family • A Dark and Story Night/Sand Hassles • How Double Dare You!/Snoop's On • Friends in Dry Places/Coupe Dreams Season 5 Schooled! • The Boss Maybe/Family Bonding • Strife of the Party/Kernel of Truth • Ghosted! • Blinded by Science/Band Together • Cow Pie Kid/Saved by the Spell • Season's Cheatings/A Flipmas Carol • No Bus No Fuss/Resident Upheaval • Silence of the Luans/Undercover Mom • School of Shock/Electshunned • Zach Attack/Flying Solo • Hurl, Interrupted/Diamonds Are for Never • Rumor Has It/Training Day • Director's Rut/Friday Night Fights • Grub Snub/She's All Bat • Much Ado About Noshing/Broadcast Blues • Camped! • Dad Reputation/Dream a Lily Dream • How the Best Was Won/Animal House • Lori Days/In the Mick of Time • Fam Scam/Farm to Unstable • Diss the Cook/For Sale by Loner • Fright Bite/The Loudly Bones • Runaway McBride/High Crimes • Appetite for Destruction/Frame on You Season 6 Present Danger/Stressed for the Part • Don't Escar-go/Double Trouble • Flip This Flip/Haunted House Call • Save Royal Woods! • The Taunting Hour/Musical Chairs • A Bug's Strife/All the Rage • Scoop Snoop/Eye Can't • Dine and Bash/Sofa, So Good • The Last Laugh/Driver's Dread • Bummer Camp/Sleepstakes • Cat-astrope/Prize Fighter • Time Trap! • Crashed Course/Puns and Buns • Lights, Camera, Nuclear Reaction/Food Courting • Save the Last Pants/A Stella Performance • Hiccups and Downs/The Loathe Boat • Cheer Pressure/Stroke of Luck • Space Jammed/Crown and Dirty • The Orchid Grief/Forks and Knives Out • The Loud Cloud/You Auto Know Better • Great Lakes Freakout! • Pop Pop the Question/Lynn and Order • Snow Escape/Snow News Day • Day of the Dad/Small Blunder • Fashion No Show/Doom Service • The Hurt Lockers/Love Stinks Season 7 Waking History/Pranks Fore Nothing • Child's Play/Force of Habits • Candy Crushed/Master of Delusion • Bye Bye Birthday/Tough Guise • Bizzaritorium • Bringing Down the House/Mountain Hard Pass • From Brad to Worse/Doll Day Afternoon • Screen Queen/Hide and Sneak • Out of Step/Too Cool for School • Music to My Fears/Fluff and Foiled • Leave No Van Behind/Sponsor Tripped • Party Fowl/Sleepless in Royal Woods • Hunn-cut Gems/Can't Lynn Them All • Bye, Tanya/What Lies Beneath • An Inspector Falls/One in a Million • Dread of the Class/Welcome to the Doll Heist • 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas • Let's Break a Deal/A Dish Come True • Beg, Borrow and Steele/There Will Be Mud • Riddle School/Love Me Tenor Season 8 Homeward Bound/Pressure Cooker Film The Loud House Movie Listen Out Loud Meet the Loud Family • Luna Loud • Lola Loud • Leni Loud • Luan Loud • Lori Loud • Lincoln Loud • Lynn Loud • Lana Loud • Lucy Loud • Rita Loud • Lisa Loud • Lincoln & Clyde Review Gus' Games & Grub • Lola Loud's Pageant Tips • Lucy and the Mortician's Club • Clyde Tours Lynn's Table • Pet Adoption Day with Lana Loud • Luan and Benny's Comedy Class