S1E02B Lincoln observes his empty trophy case I've tried everything to get into this trophy case.
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The following is a transcript for the episode "A Dark and Story Night".


[It's a snowy night at the Loud House]
Lincoln: [Bored] "Lana, change the channel."
[The kids are sitting around the TV, bored out of their heads]
Lori: "This show is so boring."
Lola: "Ugh! There's nothing on TV."
[Lana changes the channel again when suddenly the power goes off. The siblings gasp]
Lana: "Oh-no, what'd I do?"
Rita: "Uh, I think the powers out, wonder if it's the whole neighborhood."
Lynn Sr.: [checks his phone] "Let's see, yup, a tree knocked down a powerline in Oak Street." [The kids shrug and take out their phones] "Ah-ah, put those down. Who knows how long this blackout could last, we need to preserve the battery life on our phones. You to Lily."
[Lily takes her toy phone out of her mouth. Everyone starts complaining]
Rita: [Turns on a flashlight] "I'm sure you'll think of another way to entertain yourselves, just use your imaginations. Come on Honey, let's take a quick walk around the block and check in on the neighbors."
Lynn Sr.: "Good idea. Alright, kiddos, your mom and I'll be back in just a bit."
[They leave]
Lola: "Ugh! We're doomed!"
Lynn: "Yeah, this is gonna be the most boring night of our lives."
Lincoln: [Gets an idea] "Not necessarily, Clyde thought me a cool game we could try, one of us starts telling a story, then we pass it off to the next person, and they can do whatever they want with it." [The girls are intrigued] "Great! I'll go first." [Clears his throat] "Once upon a time, there was an awesome space cowboy..." [A spaceship is flying through space] "...flying around the galaxy. His name is Triton, he's been away from his planet for months, he's finally heading home, but all of a sudden, the ship begins to shake."
[The ship starts shaking, and Triton looks at the monitor]
Triton: "Out of power? Dang it, I gotta find somewhere to land, fast."
[He goes for the nearest planet]
Lincoln: "Triton lands on a foreign planet," [The ship lands, rather hardly] "looking for something to power his ship, when he sees..." [Back to the real world] "Okay Lola, now it's your turn."
Lola: [Excited] "Ooh, yay." [Back to the story] "So the weird space guy..." [Triton is slightly offended]
Triton: "He's not weird Lola he's cool." [Triton's confided]
Lola: "Ugh, whatever. So the space guy looks around to see..." [Triton gasps] "A lovely young lady sitting by a pretty pond, her name is..."
DeLola: "...Princess DeLola"
Triton: "Hi DeLola, I'm Triton."
DeLola: "What brings you to my planet?"
Triton: "Well, my ship ran out of power and I had to make an emergency landing. Does your planet have anything I can use to recharge my ship?"
DeLola: "Well, we used to. We had a power crystal that was strong enough to charge just about anything," [Flashback to when the crystal existed] "but it was shattered into five shards when a mystical tree fell on it." [A tree pops up out of nowhere and breaks the crystal] "and the wind scattered them across the land." [End of flashback] "As princess, it is my duty to find the five missing shards and reform the crystal, so I can bring power back to my kingdom."
Triton: "I'll help you reform the crystal, then we can both use the power from it."
DeLola: "Oh great, I don't have any shards yet, but I think I saw one in the bottom of this pond."
[Triton and DeLola check]
Lola: "They look into the water when..." [Back to the real world] "Lana, your turn."

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