"Lincoln, what you get for number 1?"
"Really? I thought the Native Americans gave the pilgrims corn."
"I can't focus at all today."
"Will the following students please report to the principals office, Mack and Chaz."
"It's just air... in a jar."
"Which one of you vultures grabbed one of my mac 'n' cheese bites?"
"I'm not saying it was me."
"Luan ate the last slice of Dad's pie, which I was saving."
"Actually, I didn't eat it."
"Nobody likes having their leftovers swiped, but we're a big family."
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"Dad, are you okay? We heard a woman yelling."
"We threw out your ingredients."
"We didn't know they were yours."
"We assume someone was violating the system."
"You kids know I love your creative conflict resolution, but now I have nothing to serve my investor."
"We're sorry, Dad. We never meant for something like this to happen."
"I guess my restaurant dreams are in the toilet."
"How about we serve him some of your leftovers?"
"He doesn't want any of that. He's used to eating the most amazing food in the world."
"But your leftovers are the most amazing food in the world."
"This is...the best meal I've ever eaten!"
"Who wants chocolate cake?"
"What? I can't claim any leftovers?"
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