The following is a transcript for the episode "A Fridge Too Far".
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[A ringing sound is heard at Royal Woods Elementary School. Cut to inside Mrs. Johnson's classroom where Lincoln is looking at the clock with his mouth drooling. From his point of view, he is hallucinating the clock as a mac 'n' cheese bite.] Lincoln:[dreamily] ā"Mmm! Mac 'n' cheese bites!" Liam: ā[whispers] "Hey! Pssst! Lincoln! Whatād you get for Number 1?" Lincoln:[dreamily] ā"Mac 'n' cheese!" Liam:[jotting down] "Thanks, buddy." Zach: "Really? I thought the Native Americans gave the Pilgrims corn." Liam: "If Lincoln says mac 'n' cheese, that's good enough for me." Lincoln:[worriedly] "I can't focus at all today." [to the viewers] "Last night, Dad made his famous mac 'n' cheese bites for dinner. And in order to make all that cheesy goodness last, I saved three bites for after school. But if I'm going to get through this day without losing my mind, I'm just gonna have to stop thinking about them." [Intercom buzzing] Cheryl:[over intercom] "The following students please report to the principal's office: Mac and Chaz." [Lincoln is shocked] Mrs. Johnson: "Alright, everyone. Pencils down and let's go over the worksheet." [holds out the answer sheet] "Who has the answer to Number 1?"ā āLiam:ā ā[waves his hand excitedly]ā "Oh, oh, oh, me! It's mac 'n' cheese. And if I'm wrong, you can flunk me." ā[foolishly winks at a worried Lincoln.]
Lincoln:[enters the kitchen in a zombie-like trance.] "Mac 'n' cheese!" [opens the fridge and opens the container only to find two mac 'n' cheese bites left; upset] "Two bites?! I saved three!" [growls] [The sisters are in the living room when Lincoln enters.] Lincoln:[angrily] "Alright, which of you vultures swiped one of my mac 'n' cheese bites?! If you guys wanted one so badly, you should've saved some of your own." Lana: "I'm not saying it was me." [burps] "But if I did take one, I only did it 'cause Lola ate the rest of Dad's tater tot bake. I was saving that!" Lola: "I'm not copping to eating the tater tot bake, but if I did, it would because Luan ate the last slice of Dad's pie, which I was saving!" Luan: "Actually, I didn't eat it." Lola: "Oh, my bad." Luan: "I smashed it in Lynn's face." [Lynn nods, confirming it. Lola growls angrily.] Lincoln: "Guys, how do you not see that this is a problem? Our fridge is like the Wild West!" Lori: "Look, Lincoln. Nobody likes having their leftovers swiped, but we're a big family. You can't expect to protect every little bite of food that you want." Lincoln:[thoughtfully] "Oh, can't I?" Lori:[Annoyed] "No, you can't!" [Lincoln looks at her in a defeated tone.]
[Later, Luan is in the kitchen and looks inside the fridge when a label from Lincoln's face and name on his container.] Luan's Thoughts: "Hmm, I really want one of those mac 'n' cheese bites, but Lincoln's gonna have a conniption. But then again, watching Lincoln have a conniption is fun." [Luan grabs the container but it's attached to a string, which opens a door on the bottom, causing a watermelon to fall onto Luan's foot.] Luan: "Owww!" [clutches her foot in pain.] Lincoln:[from the doorway] "That'll teach her." [smirks before leaving] Luan:[angrily] "Oh! So, we're protecting our stuff now, huh?" [shakes her fist] "Fine by me!" [Later, Leni looks inside the fridge and gasps excitedly when she sees a wrapped brownie.] Leni's Thoughts: "Ooh, one of Dad's yummy brownies. But, wait, didn't Luan call this? Well, she won't mind if I just break off a little corner." [But, before Leni can break off a corner, a boxing glove suddenly pops out of the fridge and punches Leni.] Leni:[yells in pain] "Ow!" Luan:[from the window] "The gloves are off, now." [laughs before disappearing] Leni's Thoughts: "Luan put that there to protect her leftovers?! Well, I can play that game too!" [Leni slinks away. Later, Luna attempts to steal another leftover, but when she lifts the lid, a paint bomb explodes, covering the kitchen and Luna in blue paint. Next, it's Lana's turn, but the drumstick she grabs is hooked up to Vanzilla. As a result, she takes a bite and yells in pain as she is electrocuted. Lori reaches into the fridge but feels something biting her hand. She pulls it out to see an alligator snapping turtle biting it and she runs out of the kitchen, screaming.]
Lincoln:[angrily] "That's it! You guys really crossed the line this time!" [camera zooms out to reveal that Lincoln has been hung upside down by a snare trap.] Luna:[still covered in blue paint] "I'd say that line was crossed when this happened, brah!" Lana:[still burned from her shock] "Or this!" Luan:[with her leg in a cast] "Or this!" Lily:[glowing green because of radiation] "Ga-ga!" [Luna, Luan and Lana look at Lily in shock.] Lincoln: "This is crazy! We can't go on like this! If someone could gently let me down, I think I have an idea." [Luan cuts the rope with a pair of scissors, causing Lincoln to fall to the floor with a thud.]
[Later, the argument is settled and the siblings have claimed their leftovers.] Lori: "I call Dad's stuffed peppers!" Lynn: "And I got dibs on his fried chicken!" Leni: "I get his mine strone." Lisa: "Uh, Leni, it's pronounced 'Minestrone'." Leni:[Rudely] "I call it 'Mine Strone' 'cause it's mine!" [Lincoln and Lisa freeze in surprise. Soon, the siblings are placing their leftovers in their zones.] Lincoln:[to Lisa] "Nice job. Thanks for the assist." Lisa: "You're welcome. For payment, I will happily accept your last mac 'n' cheese bite." Lincoln:[Protecting his box] "Not a chance."
[Later, Lynn Sr. returns to the kitchen on his own from the grocery store, humming happily.] Lynn Sr.:[singing] "ā« Wait 'till he tries my Uni-surprise. This organic beet juice will open his eyes." [Lynn Sr. is so busy singing he fails to notice the different colored zones in the fridge; still singing] "That investor guy will feel like a royal when he tastes my risotto with... ā« " [stops singing when he notices something is missing in his bag.] "Dang it! I forgot the truffle oil!" [facepalms and becomes angry to himself] "Come on, Lynn. You're better than that!" [slams the fridge door and walks out of the kitchen just as Luan and Lisa enter.] Luan: "Next stop: Yellow Zone! Can't wait to dig into Dad's mashed potatoes." Lisa: "And my destination is the Green Zone, where I intend to feast on Father's savory meatloaf." [licks her lip in anticipation] "Num-num!" Luan:[rushes over to the fridge and goes into her zone.] "Eww! Gross!" [reaches out the packet of uni Lynn Sr. put in there.] "Someone put something in my zone called 'Uni'. Whatever that is." Lisa: "That would be a low-fat, high-protein, globular animal in the Echinoidea class. Street name: sea urchin." Luan: "Well, sea you later." [throws the packet of uni into the trash can where Cliff dives in.] "Must be one of Lori's gross health foods, and it does not belong in my zone." [takes her leftovers] Lisa:[reaches in her zone and takes out the beet juice.] "Ech! Lucy's homemade blood does not belong in my zone. Buh-bye." [throws the juice into the trashcan, covering a yelping Cliff in purple juice.]
[Later, Lori opens the fridge door and sees the caviar in her zone.] Lori: "Eww! What is this black goo?" [takes the lid off the caviar jar and sniffs it. She flinches.] "Eww, smells fishy. Must be Lana's bait." [tosses the caviar] "Not in my zone!" [Cliff emerges from the trashcan and catches the caviar.]
[Later, the siblings are washing the dishes and Lucy breathes a plate when Rita comes home.] Rita: "So, how did it go?" Lynn:[Happily holding her plate up high.] "Aww, Dad kicked butt!" Lynn Sr.:[proudly] "Yeah, I'm one step closer to my dream of owning a restaurant." Rita:[happily] "I'm so proud of you, honey. I guess he liked your uni and your lemon air." Lynn Sr.: "Actually, he liked my leftover 'Lynn-sagna', just like you said." Lana: "And all his other leftovers too." Rita: "That's wonderful! This calls for a celebration. Who wants some of Dad's chocolate cake?" Sisters:[in unison] "Me!" Lincoln: "Wait, I didn't see any chocolate cake in the fridge." Rita: "Well, that's because I stashed it under the couch." [notices everyone looking at her with astonishment, and slightly embarrassed] "What? I can't claim any leftovers?" Lynn: "I'll go score us some." [races into the living room] Rita:[realizes something] "Lynn, wait!" [Lynn yelps as another paint bomb explodes and re-enters the room covered in blue paint and looks annoyed, much to everyone's shock.]
