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− | '''Lynn Sr.:''' ''[cheerfully]'' "C'mon, girls, it's time for Take Your Daughter To Work Day!"<br />''[All his daughters stampede down the stairs.]''<br />'''Girls''': "Yay!"<br />''[Lincoln strolls by elegantly, wearing a lavish girly outfit.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "As another one of your daughters, I too cannot wait for this day."<br />''[Lynn Sr. traps Lincoln with his hand as Lincoln is about to exit the doorway.]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.: '''"Hold it right there."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What's wrong, Daddy?"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Nice try Lincoln, but it's Take Your ''Daughter'' To Work Day."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes off |
+ | '''Lynn Sr.:''' ''[cheerfully]'' "C'mon, girls, it's time for Take Your Daughter To Work Day!"<br />''[All his daughters stampede down the stairs.]''<br />'''Girls''': "Yay!"<br />''[Lincoln strolls by elegantly, wearing a lavish girly outfit.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "As another one of your daughters, I too cannot wait for this day."<br />''[Lynn Sr. traps Lincoln with his hand as Lincoln is about to exit the doorway.]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.: '''"Hold it right there."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "What's wrong, Daddy?"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Nice try Lincoln, but it's Take Your ''Daughter'' To Work Day."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[takes off wig, disappointed.]'' "Come on, Dad. Every year, they get to go with you to work and have an awesome time, and I get stuck at home."<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "Sorry, pal. Besides, my office isn't ''that'' awesome."<br />'''Luna:''' ''[eagerly excited]'' "Hurry, Pops! We don't wanna miss the donut cannon!"<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' ''[just as excited]'' "I'll bring you back a jelly-filled!" ''[heads to the car]''<br />''[The girls cheer and the van heads off for the office.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "You know, it's not fair that you should have to miss out on Take Your Daughter To Work Day."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Really?" ''[puts wig back on and applies lipstick.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Yep. So I'm officially making today Take Your ''Son'' To Work Day. You're coming with me."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Wait. To the dentist's office? I don't know, Mom."<br />'''Rita:''' "Hey, come on. I know it's not as exciting as Dad's office, but you're Lincoln Loud. You can make anything fun."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Well, I guess that's true. Okay. I'm in." ''[goes off in his lavish girly disguise.]''<br />'''Mr. Grouse:''' "Nice dress, Loud!"<br />''[Lincoln comes to a screeching halt, as does the music.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[coughs]'' "Right after I change." ''[goes to change]'' |
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''[The dentist's office. Some patients have some really bad dental work. Dr. Feinstein's patient Tara comes out after having a really bad tooth taken out.]''<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Okay, Tara, the pain will go away in a few days. In the meantime, here's a lollipop." ''[gives Tara a lollipop and turns to his assistant, Lincoln's mother.]'' "Good morning, Rita."<br />'''Rita:''' "Good morning, Dr. Feinstein. You remember my son, Lincoln?"<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Sure I do. Let's see how those permanent teeth are coming in. Open." ''[pulls Lincoln's nose and opens his mouth; sees some plaque building up.]'' "Mm-hm. Have you been flossing?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Uh-huh. Every night."<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' ''[disbelieving]'' "Sure you have." ''[goes back into his office.]''<br />''[A vacant office.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Okay, Lincoln, while I'm working, you can hang out in here and read comics." ''[hands Lincoln some dental comics.]''<br />''[Lincoln looks excited and then disappointed.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "'''Teddy Toothbrush VS the Evil Ninjavitis'''?"<br />'''Rita:''' "Mm-hmm. My favorite issue is number four: '''Fastest Gums In The West'''." ''[imitates whip motion and noise.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Can't I hang out with you while you work?"<br />''[Enter Dr. Feinstein]''<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Rita, I have an abscess that needs to be drained. Bring a bucket."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[gags a little]'' "Actually, I'm good here."<br />''[Rita is writing something.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Be right there, doctor." ''[leaves]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, I can make this fun."<br />''[The Blue Danube Waltz by Johann Strauss II plays as Lincoln lifts himself up in a patient's chair, pretending to be an astronaut in outer space.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "This is Captain Loud to Ground Control." ''[makes radio hiss sound]'' "I can see Uranus from here, and boy, is it gassy. This is one small step for man, one giant leap for-" ''[notices something]'' "Lana?!"<br />''[It turns out his father's office is across the street from the dentist's office. Lana and Lynn are spinning around in office chairs and laughing. Luna has the donut cannon and is firing donuts everywhere.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "YEAH!!!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Dad's office is across the street? No fair! I can't compete with that!" ''[slams his fist on the adjustments and the chair starts folding back on him.]'' "Houston, we have a problem!" ''[tries pushing more buttons only to get further crushed.]'' "MAYDAY! MAYDAY!" ''[pushes more and gets flown out of the chair.]''<br />''[The supply room]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Let me show you one of the other neat things we've got here." ''[opens up a cabinet]'' "We call it Dr. Feinstein's Cabinet Of Fun."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[disappointed]'' "Oh. Dental supplies."<br />''[Enter Dr. Feinstein]''<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Rita, we have a couple of teens with their braces stuck together."<br />'''Rita:''' "Be right there, doctor." ''[writes something down and leaves.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, what have we got here? Dental floss, surgical masks, gloves...I think I can work with this."<br />''[The room is now set up like a jewel heist with the floss acting as a laser security system.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Langley, this is Agent Loud. I've got eyes on the president's tooth. Security's tight, but tell POTUS I'm bringing that molar home." ''[sneaks past the floss lasers and grabs the novelty tooth.]'' "Just another routine job for Agent-" ''[sees the girls]'' "OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"<br />''[The girls and their father are all having a suction cup dart fight. Luna goes in for a side shot. Leni has hers pointed at herself and Lisa changes it so that she's firing correctly. Lynn Sr. sneaks past the crossfire.]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "HA! YOU MISSED ME!"<br />''[Lincoln trips over the floss and the supplies from the cabinet of fun fall on top of him.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Dang it."<br />''[The break room]''<br />'''Rita:''' ''[walks Lincoln over to a fish tank.]'' "The fun isn't over yet! Let me introduce you to our office mascot."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Whoa. What is it? A piranha? A barracuda? A Great White?"<br />''[A guppy swims by, thus disappointing Lincoln further.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Not exactly. Heh. We call him Fisher."<br />''[Enter Dr. Feinstein]''<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Rita, I need you." ''[with hands covered in caramel]'' "We've got a caramel apple emergency."<br />'''Rita:''' ''[writes something down]'' "I'll be back, Lincoln. Do me a favor and feed Fisher." ''[hands Lincoln fish food]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "You got it." ''[pretends to be an Australian wildlife explorer with a faux accent.]'' "Crikey! It's a rare Patagonian dental fish. These babies are known to be fierce predators. I'd better be extra careful feeding them or it's bye-bye, pinky." ''[adds in fish food but drops too much.]'' "Whoops! That's a few too many shrimps on the barbie for this little guy." ''[tries to get it out.]'' "Fisher!"<br />''[Fisher slips out of the tank and through a trunk. Lincoln looks for him and Fisher flails into his pants. Lincoln shakes Fisher out and the guppy flies off the wall and back into the tank which Lincoln seals up.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I guess it's Lincoln Loud: one, little fishy, zip-" ''[sees something in his father's office.]'' "-<u>line</u>?!"<br />''[Lucy and Leni are zipping on a zipline over the cubicles while the co-workers are annoyed by their antics.]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[sighs]'' "Why do I even try? This place will never be as fun as Dad's." ''[sees the arcade next door to his father's office.]'' "But an arcade would be!"<br />''[Enter Rita]''<br />'''Rita:''' "We're gonna be another half hour or so, sweetie. There was more caramel than we thought." ''[gets her glove stuck to the way on her hand gesture.]'' "Think you can keep yourself amused?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[excited]'' "Can I?!" ''[feigning no amusement]'' "I mean, I'm sure I can think of something."<br />'''Rita:''' "Oh, and would you mind watching my notebook? I don't want the pages to get stuck together." ''[gives it to Lincoln]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[faux Australian accent]'' "No worries, mate! I won't let it out of my sight..." ''[Rita pats his head and leaves; normal voice.]'' "...while I spend the next 30 minutes blasting zombies to smithereens."<br />''[Fisher blows bubbles in disagreement to Lincoln's ploy.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Oh, hush, Fisher. She'll never even know I'm gone." |
''[The dentist's office. Some patients have some really bad dental work. Dr. Feinstein's patient Tara comes out after having a really bad tooth taken out.]''<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Okay, Tara, the pain will go away in a few days. In the meantime, here's a lollipop." ''[gives Tara a lollipop and turns to his assistant, Lincoln's mother.]'' "Good morning, Rita."<br />'''Rita:''' "Good morning, Dr. Feinstein. You remember my son, Lincoln?"<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Sure I do. Let's see how those permanent teeth are coming in. Open." ''[pulls Lincoln's nose and opens his mouth; sees some plaque building up.]'' "Mm-hm. Have you been flossing?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Uh-huh. Every night."<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' ''[disbelieving]'' "Sure you have." ''[goes back into his office.]''<br />''[A vacant office.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Okay, Lincoln, while I'm working, you can hang out in here and read comics." ''[hands Lincoln some dental comics.]''<br />''[Lincoln looks excited and then disappointed.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "'''Teddy Toothbrush VS the Evil Ninjavitis'''?"<br />'''Rita:''' "Mm-hmm. My favorite issue is number four: '''Fastest Gums In The West'''." ''[imitates whip motion and noise.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Can't I hang out with you while you work?"<br />''[Enter Dr. Feinstein]''<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Rita, I have an abscess that needs to be drained. Bring a bucket."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[gags a little]'' "Actually, I'm good here."<br />''[Rita is writing something.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Be right there, doctor." ''[leaves]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, I can make this fun."<br />''[The Blue Danube Waltz by Johann Strauss II plays as Lincoln lifts himself up in a patient's chair, pretending to be an astronaut in outer space.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "This is Captain Loud to Ground Control." ''[makes radio hiss sound]'' "I can see Uranus from here, and boy, is it gassy. This is one small step for man, one giant leap for-" ''[notices something]'' "Lana?!"<br />''[It turns out his father's office is across the street from the dentist's office. Lana and Lynn are spinning around in office chairs and laughing. Luna has the donut cannon and is firing donuts everywhere.]''<br />'''Luna:''' "YEAH!!!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Dad's office is across the street? No fair! I can't compete with that!" ''[slams his fist on the adjustments and the chair starts folding back on him.]'' "Houston, we have a problem!" ''[tries pushing more buttons only to get further crushed.]'' "MAYDAY! MAYDAY!" ''[pushes more and gets flown out of the chair.]''<br />''[The supply room]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Let me show you one of the other neat things we've got here." ''[opens up a cabinet]'' "We call it Dr. Feinstein's Cabinet Of Fun."<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[disappointed]'' "Oh. Dental supplies."<br />''[Enter Dr. Feinstein]''<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Rita, we have a couple of teens with their braces stuck together."<br />'''Rita:''' "Be right there, doctor." ''[writes something down and leaves.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Okay, what have we got here? Dental floss, surgical masks, gloves...I think I can work with this."<br />''[The room is now set up like a jewel heist with the floss acting as a laser security system.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Langley, this is Agent Loud. I've got eyes on the president's tooth. Security's tight, but tell POTUS I'm bringing that molar home." ''[sneaks past the floss lasers and grabs the novelty tooth.]'' "Just another routine job for Agent-" ''[sees the girls]'' "OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"<br />''[The girls and their father are all having a suction cup dart fight. Luna goes in for a side shot. Leni has hers pointed at herself and Lisa changes it so that she's firing correctly. Lynn Sr. sneaks past the crossfire.]''<br />'''Lynn Sr.:''' "HA! YOU MISSED ME!"<br />''[Lincoln trips over the floss and the supplies from the cabinet of fun fall on top of him.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Dang it."<br />''[The break room]''<br />'''Rita:''' ''[walks Lincoln over to a fish tank.]'' "The fun isn't over yet! Let me introduce you to our office mascot."<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Whoa. What is it? A piranha? A barracuda? A Great White?"<br />''[A guppy swims by, thus disappointing Lincoln further.]''<br />'''Rita:''' "Not exactly. Heh. We call him Fisher."<br />''[Enter Dr. Feinstein]''<br />'''Dr. Feinstein:''' "Rita, I need you." ''[with hands covered in caramel]'' "We've got a caramel apple emergency."<br />'''Rita:''' ''[writes something down]'' "I'll be back, Lincoln. Do me a favor and feed Fisher." ''[hands Lincoln fish food]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "You got it." ''[pretends to be an Australian wildlife explorer with a faux accent.]'' "Crikey! It's a rare Patagonian dental fish. These babies are known to be fierce predators. I'd better be extra careful feeding them or it's bye-bye, pinky." ''[adds in fish food but drops too much.]'' "Whoops! That's a few too many shrimps on the barbie for this little guy." ''[tries to get it out.]'' "Fisher!"<br />''[Fisher slips out of the tank and through a trunk. Lincoln looks for him and Fisher flails into his pants. Lincoln shakes Fisher out and the guppy flies off the wall and back into the tank which Lincoln seals up.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "I guess it's Lincoln Loud: one, little fishy, zip-" ''[sees something in his father's office.]'' "-<u>line</u>?!"<br />''[Lucy and Leni are zipping on a zipline over the cubicles while the co-workers are annoyed by their antics.]''<br />'''Lucy:''' "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[sighs]'' "Why do I even try? This place will never be as fun as Dad's." ''[sees the arcade next door to his father's office.]'' "But an arcade would be!"<br />''[Enter Rita]''<br />'''Rita:''' "We're gonna be another half hour or so, sweetie. There was more caramel than we thought." ''[gets her glove stuck to the way on her hand gesture.]'' "Think you can keep yourself amused?"<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[excited]'' "Can I?!" ''[feigning no amusement]'' "I mean, I'm sure I can think of something."<br />'''Rita:''' "Oh, and would you mind watching my notebook? I don't want the pages to get stuck together." ''[gives it to Lincoln]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' ''[faux Australian accent]'' "No worries, mate! I won't let it out of my sight..." ''[Rita pats his head and leaves; normal voice.]'' "...while I spend the next 30 minutes blasting zombies to smithereens."<br />''[Fisher blows bubbles in disagreement to Lincoln's ploy.]''<br />'''Lincoln:''' "Oh, hush, Fisher. She'll never even know I'm gone." |
Revision as of 23:46, 20 February 2019
The following is a transcript for the episode "A Novel Idea". ScriptLynn Sr.: [cheerfully] "C'mon, girls, it's time for Take Your Daughter To Work Day!" [The dentist's office. Some patients have some really bad dental work. Dr. Feinstein's patient Tara comes out after having a really bad tooth taken out.] [The arcade. Lincoln is playing video games.] [Back at the office, Rita is waiting for Lincoln. He finally arrives panting from his experience.] [Lynn Sr. and the girls return home after a super fun Take Your Daughter To Work Day.] |