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The following is a transcript for "[[A Tale of Two Tables]]". |
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− | ''[Lincoln is quietly eating dinner when Lana suddenly pokes him in the face with a wiener]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Would you cut it out?"''[as he resumes eating, Lola also pokes and smacks him with a wiener]'' "Come on, man! Stop!" ''[the twins continue hitting him with their wieners]'' "I said cut it out!"<br />''[It is revealed that Lincoln is having dinner at the kiddie table with his five younger sisters; he gets up to go to the fridge]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''(to the viewers)'' "In most families, the 'kiddie table' is something you only see at holidays. But in a family as big as mine, it's part of everyday life." ''(pours a glass of milk)''<br />'''LANA:''' "Hey, Lincoln. You like seafood?" ''(sticks her tongue out showing mushed up pieces of food on it)'' "See? Food! Bleeeeegh!"<br />'''LOLA:''' "Hey, Lucy!" ''(sticks two french fries between her teeth and acts like a vampire)'' "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" ''(squirts ketchup)''<br />''[the ketchup splatters all over Lincoln's face and his sisters smear their fries on it to get some ketchup]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "For gosh sakes, you guys! Cut it out! ''(rubs ketchup off face and groans)'' "It's not right. My five older sisters get to sit at the grownup table with Mom and Dad, while I'm stuck here with my five younger sisters."<br />''[Lucy smacks a piece of broccoli of Lincoln's fork]''<br />'''LUCY:''' "How can you eat that broccoli when you know how much it suffered to get here?"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Uh, Lucy...broccoli doesn't feel pain."<br />'''LUCY:''' "Oh, no?" ''(shoves a piece of broccoli in Lincoln's face)'' "Listen to the broccoli screaming, Lincoln! LISTEN TO IT!"<br />''[Lincoln screams himself]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "CAN'T I JUST EAT MY DINNER IN PEACE?!"<br />'''LANA:''' "Did you say ''peas''?" ''(flings peas at Lincoln)''<br />''[Lincoln blocks Lana's peas with his plate, causing them to bounce off and onto Lisa'']<br />'''LISA:''' "Oh, you wanna play? Let's play..." ''(brings out a tiny catapult and launches mashed potatoes only to hit Lincoln instead of Lana)'' "My calibration seems to have been off by about sixteen degrees."<br />''[Lana hits Lisa with her wiener]''<br />'''LANA:''' "Mine wasn't."<br />''[as his sisters have a food fight, Lincoln imagines himself at the grownup table, where everyone is dressed in fancy attire and the decor is exquisite]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "So, I said to the Prime Minister, "Two breads are better than one!"<br />''[everyone laughs at his joke]''<br />'''LUAN''': "Your comedy is so mature. Just like you."<br />''[everyone raises their glasses to propose a toast to Lincoln]''<br />'''LORI:''' "To Lincoln! He puts the 'grownup' in 'grownup table'!"<br />'''EVERYBODY''': "To Lincoln!"<br />''[Lincoln blows kisses to them all only for the food fight to come and ruin his fantasy]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "That's it! I don't belong here! I'm gonna go ask to join the grownup table!"<br />'''LOLA:''' "Ha!"<br />'''LANA:''' "Good luck."<br />'''LUCY:''' "You really think they're gonna let ''you''?"<br />'''LILY, LISA, LOLA, and LANA:''' "''Oooooooh!''"<br />''[Lincoln suddenly imagines everyone at the grownup table laughing at his request to join them which causes his younger sisters to laugh as well]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "You'll see. I'm gonna make it to the grownup table and leave all you children behind." ''(gets hit by mashed potatoes again)'' |
+ | ''[Lincoln is quietly eating dinner when Lana suddenly pokes him in the face with a wiener]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Would you cut it out?"''[as he resumes eating, Lola also pokes and smacks him with a wiener]'' "Come on, man! Stop!" ''[the twins continue hitting him with their wieners]'' "I said cut it out!"<br />''[It is revealed that Lincoln is having dinner at the kiddie table with his five younger sisters; he gets up to go to the fridge]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''(to the viewers)'' "In most families, the 'kiddie table' is something you only see at holidays. But in a family as big as mine, it's part of everyday life." ''(pours a glass of milk)''<br />'''LANA:''' "Hey, Lincoln. You like seafood?" ''(sticks her tongue out showing mushed up pieces of food on it)'' "See? Food! Bleeeeegh!"<br />'''LOLA:''' "Hey, Lucy!" ''(sticks two french fries between her teeth and acts like a vampire)'' "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" ''(squirts ketchup)''<br />''[the ketchup splatters all over Lincoln's face and his sisters smear their fries on it to get some ketchup]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "For gosh sakes, you guys! Cut it out! ''(rubs ketchup off face and groans)'' "It's not right. My five older sisters get to sit at the grownup table with Mom and Dad, while I'm stuck here with my five younger sisters."<br />''[Lucy smacks a piece of broccoli of Lincoln's fork]''<br />'''LUCY:''' "How can you eat that broccoli when you know how much it suffered to get here?"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Uh, Lucy...broccoli doesn't feel pain."<br />'''LUCY:''' "Oh, no?" ''(shoves a piece of broccoli in Lincoln's face)'' "Listen to the broccoli screaming, Lincoln! LISTEN TO IT!"<br />''[Lincoln screams himself]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "CAN'T I JUST EAT MY DINNER IN PEACE?!"<br />'''LANA:''' "Did you say ''peas''?" ''(flings peas at Lincoln)''<br />''[Lincoln blocks Lana's peas with his plate, causing them to bounce off and onto Lisa, which Lola laughs at her'']<br />'''LISA:''' "Oh, you wanna play? Let's play..." ''(brings out a tiny catapult and launches mashed potatoes only to hit Lincoln instead of Lana)'' "My calibration seems to have been off by about sixteen degrees."<br />''[Lana hits Lisa with her wiener]''<br />'''LANA:''' "Mine wasn't."<br />''[as his sisters have a food fight, Lincoln imagines himself at the grownup table, where everyone is dressed in fancy attire and the decor is exquisite]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "So, I said to the Prime Minister, "Two breads are better than one!"<br />''[everyone laughs at his joke]''<br />'''LUAN''': "Your comedy is so mature. Just like you."<br />''[everyone raises their glasses to propose a toast to Lincoln]''<br />'''LORI:''' "To Lincoln! He puts the 'grownup' in 'grownup table'!"<br />'''EVERYBODY''': "To Lincoln!"<br />''[Lincoln blows kisses to them all only for the food fight to come and ruin his fantasy]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "That's it! I don't belong here! I'm gonna go ask to join the grownup table!"<br />'''LOLA:''' "Ha!"<br />'''LANA:''' "Good luck."<br />'''LUCY:''' "You really think they're gonna let ''you''?"<br />'''LILY, LISA, LOLA, and LANA:''' "''Oooooooh!''"<br />''[Lincoln suddenly imagines everyone at the grownup table laughing at his request to join them which causes his younger sisters to laugh as well]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "You'll see. I'm gonna make it to the grownup table and leave all you children behind." ''(gets hit by mashed potatoes again)'' |
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− | '''Training By Clyde: Phase One: Act Like A Grownup'''<br />''[Lori, Luna, Luan, and Lynn are still in their pajamas and groggy, trying to enjoy their coffee; enter Lincoln]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Good morning, everybody! Ah, nothing like that first cup of morning joe." ''(smells it)'' "Ah, mountain grown." ''(takes a sip but then spits it out disliking the taste)''<br />''[The coffee was spat all over his sisters who aren't too happy about that, making him nervous; Clyde gives a thumbs-up]'' |
+ | '''Training By Clyde: Phase One: Act Like A Grownup'''<br />''[Lori, Luna, Luan, and Lynn are still in their pajamas and groggy, trying to enjoy their coffee; enter Lincoln]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Good morning, everybody! Ah, nothing like that first cup of morning joe." ''(smells it)'' "Ah, mountain grown." ''(takes a sip but then spits it out disliking the taste)''<br />''[The coffee was spat all over his sisters who aren't too happy about that, making him nervous, he turns to Clyde; Clyde gives a thumbs-up]'' |
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− | ''[the next night at dinner]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Lincoln Loud in the house! Where my grownups at?" ''[plays with his wares]'' "Are you ready to chow?"<br />''[his sisters stare at his behavior confused]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[puts pieces of asparagus between his teeth]'' "I vant to suck your blood!"<br />'''MOM:''' "Lincoln! Please don't do that!"<br />''[Lincoln wipes the asparagus from his mouth and takes Luna's piece of bread]''<br />'''LUNA:''' "Yo! That's mine!"<br />'''LINCOLN''' "Was it? Hey, Leni. You like seafood? See? Food! BLEEEEEGH!" ''[sticks his tongue out with mushed up bread on it]''<br />'''LENI:''' ''[disgusted]'' "Lincoln! Gross!"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[talking with his mouth full as pieces of food gush out]'' "Hey! How about those republicans?"<br />'''LYNN:''' "Ugh! Lincoln! Say it, don't spray it!"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "I didn't hear the magic word...PEAS!" ''[flings peas at Lynn]''<br />'''LYNN:''' ''[starting to give in]'' "Oh, it is on!" ''[holds back]'' "I mean...grow up, Lincoln."<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Good grub, Dad. It reminds me of a song. Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you-" ''[farts on cue]'' "Everybody now!" ''[keeps farting]''<br />'''DAD:''' ''[fed up with his son's immature behavior]'' "Lincoln Loud, that is enough!"<br />'''MOM:''' "I thought you were ready for the grownup table, but clearly, you are not."<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "You're a tough lady, mom, but fair. Laters! ''[leaves]'' |
+ | ''[the next night at dinner]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Lincoln Loud in the house! Where my grownups at?" ''[plays with his wares]'' "Are you ready to chow?"<br />''[his sisters stare at his behavior confused]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[puts pieces of asparagus between his teeth]'' "I vant to suck your blood!"<br />'''MOM:''' "Lincoln! Please don't do that!"<br />''[Lincoln wipes the asparagus from his mouth and takes Luna's piece of bread]''<br />'''LUNA:''' "Yo! That's mine!"<br />'''LINCOLN''' "Was it? Hey, Leni. You like seafood? See? Food! BLEEEEEGH!" ''[sticks his tongue out with mushed up bread on it]''<br />'''LENI:''' ''[disgusted]'' "Lincoln! Gross!"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[talking with his mouth full as pieces of food gush out]'' "Hey! How about those republicans?"<br />'''LYNN:''' "Ugh! Lincoln! Say it, don't spray it!"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "I didn't hear the magic word...PEAS!" ''[flings peas at Lynn]''<br />'''LYNN:''' ''[starting to give in]'' "Oh, it is on!" ''[but holds back]'' "I mean...grow up, Lincoln."<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Good grub, Dad. It reminds me of a song. Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you-" ''[farts on cue]'' "Everybody now!" ''[keeps farting]''<br />'''DAD:''' ''[fed up with his son's immature behavior]'' "Lincoln Loud, that is enough!"<br />'''MOM:''' "I thought you were ready for the grownup table, but clearly, you are not."<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "You're a tough lady, mom, but fair. Laters! ''[leaves]'' |
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− | '''LINCOLN:''' ''[back at the kiddie table]'' "Hey, guys! I'm back!" ''[hit by mashed potatoes]'' "Ah, it's good to be home. ''[sits down]'' "What did I miss? Let's...''ketchup''!" ''[squirts ketchup at his younger sisters]''<br />''[they all begin a food fight to celebrate Lincoln's return and Lynn pops in on them]''<br />'''LYNN''' "Hey...can I join you guys?"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Sure. The more, the merrier."<br />'''LYNN:''' ''[sitting down]'' "Phew. I never knew it was possible to make it out of the grownup table."<br />'''LORI:''' "Psst! Can we join, too?"<br />''[even Lincoln's older sisters are happy to be at the kiddie table and sit down together]''<br />'''LUAN:''' "Wow! Chicken nuggets! I haven't seen these in years!" ''[gets hit by mashed potatoes]''<br />''[All the Loud kids engage in a big celebratory food fight, altogether at the kiddie table]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[to the viewers]'' "There really is no rush to get to the grownup table. It's gonna happen eventually. So in the meantime, might as well enjoy being a kid."<br />'''DAD:''' "Finally, a little peace and quiet."<br />'''MOM:''' "Did you say ''peas''?" ''[flings peas at her husband]''<br />''[they all laugh with tonight being the best dinner of all]'' |
+ | '''LINCOLN:''' ''[back at the kiddie table]'' "Hey, guys! I'm back!" ''[hit by mashed potatoes]'' "Ah, it's good to be home. ''[sits down]'' "What did I miss? Let's...''ketchup''!" ''[squirts ketchup at his younger sisters and laughs]''<br />''[they all begin a food fight to celebrate Lincoln's return and Lynn pops in on them]''<br />'''LYNN''' "Hey...can I join you guys?"<br />'''LINCOLN:''' "Sure. The more, the merrier."<br />'''LYNN:''' ''[sitting down next to her younger brother]'' "Phew. I never knew it was possible to make it out of the grownup table." ''[Both of them stare to their left to see Lori, Leni, Luna, and Luan]''<br />'''LORI:''' "Psst! Can we join, too?"<br />''[even Lincoln's older sisters are happy to be at the kiddie table as they pull chairs and sit down together]''<br />'''LUAN:''' "Wow! Chicken nuggets! I haven't seen these in years!" ''[gets hit by mashed potatoes]''<br />''[All the Loud kids engage in a big celebratory food fight, altogether at the kiddie table]''<br />'''LINCOLN:''' ''[to the viewers]'' "There really is no rush to get to the grownup table. It's gonna happen eventually. So in the meantime, might as well enjoy being a kid."<br />'''DAD:''' "Finally, a little peace and quiet."<br />'''MOM:''' "Did you say ''peas''?" ''[flings peas at her husband]''<br />''[they all laugh with tonight being the best dinner of all]'' |
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The following is a transcript for "A Tale of Two Tables". Script[Lincoln is quietly eating dinner when Lana suddenly pokes him in the face with a wiener] [cut to Lincoln's room where he has called Clyde over to help him] Training By Clyde: Phase One: Act Like A Grownup [Lori and Leni are on the couch; Lori is texting on her phone and Leni is filing her nails; enter Lincoln reading a newspaper] [Lola and Lana are fighting over a jump rope] [Lincoln is getting ready to shave] Training By Clyde: Phase Two: Advanced Table Manners [Lincoln is preparing himself with Clyde dressed as a boxing trainer] Training By Clyde: Phase Three: Look Like a Grownup [Dinnertime, Lincoln approaches the grownup table] [Lincoln is now sitting at the grownup table and handed tonight's dish] [It appears to be dinnertime the next night] [Lincoln wakes up in his room, revealing it all to have been a nightmare] [the next night at dinner] LINCOLN: [back at the kiddie table] "Hey, guys! I'm back!" [hit by mashed potatoes] "Ah, it's good to be home. [sits down] "What did I miss? Let's...ketchup!" [squirts ketchup at his younger sisters and laughs] |