"My remote control plane smashed right into Dad's disco ball..."
"...and it broke into a million pieces!"
"The one he got from winning the Royal Woods "Dance Your Pants Off" contest?! He's so proud of that thing!"
"Don't worry, you're not the only one hiding something from Dad."
"I accidentally scratched the car with my rhinestone purse!"
"You think that's bad? Remember the blackout last week?"
"I rather enjoy the darkness. Speaking of which, does anyone know how to get black paint out of lace? I painted Mom's wedding dress for my dark betrothal to Edwin."
"Whatcha guys talkin' about?"
"It's not fair! I never get included!"
"MOM!!!!! THEY WON'T LET ME IN THEIR SECRET SECRETS CLUB!!!!!"