"Uh, hold on. If I were going to do a text, how-how would I go about that?"
"Dear Lori, I hope this message finds you well."
"Sorry, Dad, but TL;DR. That means "too long; didn't read". And it's the kind of abbrev that makes texting so much fun."
"SGHICWTLM. That stands for "Sounds good, honey. I can't wait to learn more"."
"Raging River Racers. You have to paddle down a rushing river trying to escape a giant gushing wave."
"Presenting Jolly Hollow."