"Pretty cool, huh? It's one of those smoke poppers I bought at the magic show last night."
"I got us two tickets to the Fern Valley flea market. I remember how much you enjoyed it last time."
"Rumor has it, King Edward, himself once sat upon it."
"Zach, how would you like to hit the flea market with me tonight?"
"Meh, let 'em listen, I'm in."
"Hey, bud, sorry about that. I wanted to get to the library early, gotta research all those antiques I bought yesterday."
"Well, they're not my prescription, but who cares?"
"I never knew old stuff could be so much fun."
"He's really got a knack for antiquing. You should have seen him haggle with the rug guy."
"And I'm so glad I did, this baby's gonna look sick in my family's panic room."
"Sorry, Lincoln. Good thing I didn't buy the sword."
"Lincoln, come on in, the boys are in Clyde's room."
"Wait, did you say, the boys?"
"The key is using a lint-free cloth."
"You should really try it, Lincoln, it's very relaxing."
"Nah, I'm good, I'll just hang out till you guys are done."
"Mind if I grab one of these root beers?"
Lincoln drinking Dr. Peabody's onion elixir.
"This is one mighty fine piece of silverware, the inlay looks like it's pre-civil war."
"Is that London sterling silver?"
"Clyde, it warms my heart that you're passing on some of the knowledge you've learned from your Dad and me."
"Lincoln, please don't be too rough with the glasses, they're antiques."
"Hmm, looks like depression era if you ask me."
"Or we could check out the Antique Hour Marathon."
"Ah-haha, look, they're in Royal Woods this week."
"Sorry, bud, but we have watched it four times."
"You'll be happy to hear, that at auction, this piece would bring in..."
Checks his 'imaginary' wristwatch
"We got safari hats and everything."
"Oh, ha, heh, yeah, hi Lincoln, my friend."
"Hey Rusty, how'd you like to go to the greatest magic show on Earth tonight?"
"Stella, buddy ol' pal, I've got an extra ticket to a magic show, and-"
"Hey LJ, do you wanna go to a magic show?"
"Today's special; twice a Flippee for only triple the price."
"Now what in tarnation? This isn't the barn, gee, I must have taken a wrong turn."
"Look, Lincoln, the truth is, I think magic is boring."
"Welcome to Tucker's Tix and Tux! What can I do you for?"
"Lincoln! Am I glad to see you, I want to apologize, I should have known that antiquing stuff would make you feel left out."
"I just didn't want to go antiquing, but I should've been a good friend and gone anyway, just like you did with me and the Brailster."
"In fact, I was thinking maybe we should call ourselves Cacholn McClurdle."
"Or what about Zlydcon McGloudle?"
"Ooh, I know, Lydach LurdleMc."
"It's starting to drizzle. I'll just grab this umbrella."
"Actually, that was an 18th century Japanese parasol, but no problem."
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