Welcome Royal Woods Elementary's newest student, Stella Zhau.
"Ooo-wee, she sure is easy on the eyes."
"Anyone want to trade with my carrots?"
"Uhhhh...right. So, yeah. I’ll just, uh...yeah."
"Okay, guys, snake formation!"
"Seriously. Why does she keep coming to us?"
"I think we can all agree should handle the Bunsen Burner after what happened last time."
"What can I say? [My aftershave] sets the ladies on fire too."
"Hey guys, need another lab partner?"
"Now that you mention it, I was picking up some vibes."
"Anyone want some breathspray?"
"What can I say? I mean, I am having a really good hair week."
"I guess she preferred Red Sauce over White Sauce."
"Well, everyone likes waffle cones."
"Ugh! I'm so confused, why does Stella keep asking out all of us? What is her deal?"
"Male sibling lacking melanin, care to join us in viewing the Dream Boat?"
"I'm still not sure who I want to be my first mate. Guess I'll just wait 'til one of them blows me out of the water."
"Well, well, well. Look at you, Mr. Date Khakis."
"I happened to have a coupon for teeth whitening."
"We can be gentlemen about this."
They're not doing a good job being gentlemen about this.
"What? You said she likes red sauce."
"Low blow, man. This is dry clean only."
"The snake formation is officially dead."
"Now how did this happen? I thought you boys had a snake formation."
"I say we go give her the what for right now! Snake formation, fellers?"
"Stella, we need to talk to you."
"You couldn't choose one of us for a boyfriend, so now you don't get any of us."
"You guys are so off base. I don't want a boyfriend, I just wanted to be friends, with all of you."
"You know, maybe this was a bad idea. It seems like you guys just can't handle being friends with a girl."
"Hey, Stella. We just wanna apologize for how we acted."
"Hang on.Lincoln, what's in that thermos?"
"I'll trade you my fruit salad for it."
"After lunch, we can work out our new snake formation."
"Have you guys ever considered a scorpion formation? It's twenty-two percent more effective."