"Man, my locker feels so basic!"
"Hey, guys! Check this out!"
"Chandler, we're trying to watch the Action News Team."
Chandler's classmates hate him just as much as the audience does.
"And I've saved the best for last!"
"Well, Kangaroos, this is Clincoln McCloud, signing off. Have a hoppy day!"
"Hey, guys! It's your lucky day. I'm joining your news team!"
"Sorry, but the team's full. Plus, homeroom is MORE than enough time with you in a day."
Chandler gets a wonderful, awful idea.
"Our show'll look so good if we use these!"
"Yeah, and so would I. This look was made for HD."
"Now to get rid of you once and for all."
The old camera makes Rusty look bad one more time.
Chandler steals the spotlight after getting promoted to the intro.
"That's going to end right now, Chandler, because you're fired!"
"Nice try, but I'm not going anywhere!"
"It's time for an Action News Team sting operation!"