"Watch in awe, as The Amazing Lincoln displays his unbelievable yo-yo skills! I shall now 'walk the dog'!"
"Not you, Charles. I meant the yo-yo."
"I shall now go 'AROUND THE WORLD'! ...Sorry, still talking about the yo-yo."
"Yikes. I better go tell Lisa."
"You've completely destroyed my life's work!"
"I DESPISE YOU, AND YOU NO LONGER EXIST TO ME!"
"Yeah, I'm not telling Lisa."
Charles does not approve.
"I'll just remove the evidence, and they'll be none the wiser."
"I don't understand what went wrong. Science is a fickle mistress."
"Hi, Lori! Have we always had a window in our closet?"
"Leni, why is this picture of Bobby hidden on your side of the closet?"
"I can't believe this! You're literally seeing Bobby behind my back! You are no longer my sister!"
"Of course! Everyone knows that an object falling at a velocity of 9.8 meters per second squared will result in a temporary loss of consciousness."
"I don't get it."
"See? Same old Leni. Can't even understand simple English."
"No, I don't get why you multiplied your "Z" polynomials before solving your non-negative integer exponents."
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to disprove Newtonian physics. Buh-bye!"
"My world no longer makes sense."
"I just got kicked off all my sports teams because I'm failing school!"
"Lisa used to tutor me, until she dropped out and got a job as a gas station attendant at Flip's Food & Fuel!"
"UGH, WITHOUT SPORTS, MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!"
"I am a hideous...monster."
"MY PAGEANT CAREER IS OVER!"
"And now, for tonight's top stories. Former rising star Luna Loud was kicked off the Mick Swagger tour for destroying a hotel room."
"ALL I WANTED WAS A BLEEDING PILLOW MINT!"
"Hey-Hey Ho-Ho! Keep your hand off, let it grow!"
"Tucker, I'm here at Flip's Food & Fuel, where two unknown bandits have just made off with a carload of beef jerky and a cotton candy machine!"
"They're not unknown, they're my sisters. Their betrayal hurts more than this brain freeze."
"WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?!"
"One has to wonder, where did it all go wrong for these girls?"And why is a four-year-old working at a gas station?"
Wait, don't forget to come down to Flip's Food & Fuel...
The Loud House Encyclopedia
