"Oh, hey, look. There's Bobby."
"I'll tell you what he's doing. He's cheating on Lori! I knew it. Underneath that flawless hair and those washboard abs beats the cold heart of a liar."
"Uh, I can't really get into that. But do me a favor and please don't tell Lori you saw me here. It's complicated. Thanks. Ciao."
"I'm counting down the minutes."
"Oh, we are so clearly soulmates. I literally don't know what I would do without you in my life."
"Come in, Heartbreaker! This is Dr. Rebound. Did you tell her yet?"
"WHAT?!" "Bobby's cheating on Lori?! Tell us everything!"