"As for me, I'm going down with the Andromeda. It's crew before commander on this ship."
"Don't worry, I'm not really dead."
"Tonight is Halloween, and I'm just getting into character."
I'm going as Commander Nick Fox. He's the star of an old sci-fi movie that me and my friends are obsessed with: Planet Protection Patrol--or as we call it, Triple-P."
"Apologies, Lincoln, but we need you to test out the haunted house."
"Welcome to the Loud House of Horror, Toots!"
"Human-sized cats? Terrifying."
"Aaaaahhh. Not zombies."
"Say cheese!"
"Do you want your free souvenir pic? Everyone who goes through the haunted house gets one."
"Ugh, this is ghastly. Lincoln wasn't scared at all."
"Yes, I was. I'm still shaking in my commander boots."
"Lincoln, you're literally yawning in the photo."
"Okay, you're right. It's just, you always do the fog up the stairs thing, and Luan was Mr. Coconuts three years ago, and you two are always black cats. It's just, I've seen it all before."
"We need to make some spooky adjustments and fast. We can't be anything less than terrifying. I won't stand for it."
"Hey, what up, Halloween team? Anyone want a witch finger cookie?"
"And why are you so calm? Usually on Halloween, you're barricaded in the bathroom by now."
"Well, I think it's because I get to be by your mom all night."
" wanted to go with last year's undead bride and groom."
Lily's now old enough to trick-or-treat herself.
"We got our biggest haul ever: Look at all this candy!"
"Unfortunately, the terrifying nature of my costume was lost on our Philistine neighbors."
"Hey, Lincoln! We're here!"
"Mom, Dad, can I trick-or-treat with my friends for a bit? I promise I'll be home by 8:00 to help with the haunted house."
"Greetings, my trusty crew!"
"Have fun, Zach. We're off to the movies. See you when all this nonsense is over."
"Okay, then... Lieutenant Blorb, you brought the gear?"
"Oh yeah, check it out! Real alien-fighting equipment, just like the Planet Protection Patrol!"
"Yikes! Do you guys want me to come with you for protection?"
"You look like a magnet for bullies, no offense."
"Uh, I think we'll be just fine"
"I've charted a course for the best candy spots in town!"
"Triple-P, away!"
"Fifteen minutes into our mission, and candy extractions are going well, aside from this box of raisins."
"Don't touch that, Chandler! It's a real cosmic communicator!"
"Earth to aliens: We've got some space geeks here who are dying to meet you. Why don’t you come down so you can all have an intergalactic dork party?"
"Give us back our equipment! You don't know what you're doing!"
"Here, go make an omelet with it!"
"On to Cheryl and Meryl's!"
"Here we are. Last year, Cheryl and Meryl let us take a whole handful of candy!" (Wait, weren't you at Great Lakes Citylast year, Lincoln?)
"These dinners here are still warm."
"I've hit the motherload!"
"Why would they leave the door open, and the candy out like this?"