The Loud House Encyclopedia
The Loud House Encyclopedia

If you're late, tough toenails!

—Coach Pacowski, "Out of the Picture"

Coach Pacowski is a minor character in The Loud House. He is a gym teacher who works at Royal Woods Elementary School.

Biography[]

He is first seen in "Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru", where he asks Lincoln for advice. He tells Pacowski that squirting flowers would make Mrs. Johnson's day. He is later seen with a bouquet of daisies to give to her, though the flowers squirt her in the face, which makes her mad, causing her to push him. At the end, he is seen buying pies to throw at Lincoln.

He is mentioned in "Study Muffin", when Mrs. Johnson came back while still recovering from her broken leg. She ran her wheelchair over his foot, and he couldn't teach gym class. He then called Ms. DiMartino to substitute for him while he recovers.

He is seen being chased by a swarm of bats summoned by Lucy in "Pulp Friction". Principal Huggins later tells Cheryl that the bats have been disposed of and Coach is resting comfortably after his rabies shot.

In "Out of the Picture", he plays an important role for the first time, being responsible for putting the yearbook together. Feeling put upon by the school's management and slow computer equipment, he feels great frustration and enlists Lincoln and Clyde to help him out. He later dances with Lincoln and Clyde at the end of the episode.

In "Racing Hearts", he and Nurse Patti compete in the Royal Woods Astonishing Quest.

In "Tails of Woe", he is shown dancing to his mixtape during the lunch break and is startled when Lincoln and Stella see him doing it.

In "Sister Act", he tells Lola to climb the rope as it is worth 30% of her grade.

In "The Winning Spirit", he runs the fourth-graders' PE test. When Lucy fails, he gives her one last chance the next day, lest she fail fourth grade. To get her out of doing the test, the Morticians Club attempts to give him amnesia about it, but accidentally turns him into a lizard and is forced to revert him back, albeit still with lizard instincts.

Personality[]

Whenever a student crosses him, he'll use his authority as a gym teacher to his advantage. In "Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru", he said to Lincoln and Clyde, "I hope you like pushups!" implying that he was going to make them do extra pushups during gym class, to get back at them for Lincoln's bad advice. He is also shown to have a violent temper. In "Teacher's Union", Lincoln and Clyde attempt to bring Coach Pacowski and Mrs. Johnson together, but fail, as Mrs. Johnson rejects Pacowski due to the duo misinterpreting facts about the coach. The fiasco enrages him, prompting him to try and attack the boys, only to fall victim to injuries from his own obstacle course. Though this violence is limited to this one instance, so the frequency of his temper flares is uncertain. He is shown to have mellowed out a bit over time.

His love life is very complicated. Aside from his mutual attraction to (and multiple failed wooing attempts towards) Mrs. Johnson, he was also shown to have started a romantic relationship with the school nurse from the aforementioned obstacle course injuries, though its uncertain if this continued long-term.

Despite his skills as a gym teacher, he has a quirky side as well, being a momma's boy who receives an allowance and has personal ambitions of being an Irish dancer.

Appearance[]

Coach Pacowski is a fair skinned, hefty man. He wears a red baseball cap, and has a banana yellow polo shirt. He wears red sweatpants, and sneakers not unlike Lincoln's. They are white, and have red stripes where the laces are laced. He also wears a whistle around his neck, and has hair under his forearm.

Trivia[]

  • In "Teachers' Union", the episode reveals the following things about him:
    • He has a profession in mini-golf, as well as his current girlfriend, Nurse Patti.
    • He has lived in Michigan his whole life.
    • He lives with his mother in a houseboat.
    • He has an uncle named Bill
      • And his uncle has a cat named Checkers.
  • His shoes have the same design as Lincoln's.
Coach Pacowski lookalike in Dexter's Lab

The Coach Pacowski lookalike from Dexter's Laboratory

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