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The following is a transcript for the episode "The Wurst Job".
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[The bell rings at Chavez Acadamy]
Mrs. Galiano: [Singing] "Attention, kids! I have a big, exciting announcement."
[Goes to the board]
Laird: "Please say extra homework. Please say extra homework."
Mrs. Galiano: "Next week is internship week!" [Pulls down a banner and confetti pops everywhere. Everyone cheers] "You'll all be choosing a job that you'd like to learn more about. Who wants to intern for me?" [No one answers. Gina feels a little insulted at first, but immediately gets over it] "Fine!" [Approaches the kids, suddenly wearing a grass skirt, white t-shirt, pink lei and sunhat] "Then I'll be interning on a beach in Hawaii, getting my surf on." [Runs to the door] "Aloha, kids!"
[Exits]
Sid: [Excited] "Oh man, I wanna intern at your mercado with Mr. Inflatable. That guy gets to wave hello to people all day."
Ronnie Anne: "I want to work at Bruno's hot dog cart. What could be easier than serving the world's greatest hot dogs for a week? It'll be a breeze."
[Later, Ronnie Anne is asking Bruno]
Ronnie Anne: "So, what do you think, Bruno? You think I could cut the mustard?"
Bruno: "First of all, you spread mustard you don't cut it. And besides, what do I need an intern for? it only takes one person to man a hot dog cart."
Ronnie Anne: "Please? I've been up in my condiment game." [Juggles a mustard and ketchup bottle and balances them on her head] "That could really come in handy for the big hot dog eating contest this week."
[Points to a guy dressed in a hotdog suit, advertising for said contest, until Big Tony, Little Sal and Ninja chase him]
Bruno: "That's a good point. And as I always say. Life is like eating hot dogs, why have one when you can have two? You're hired." [Ronnie Anne is pleased] "We start tomorrow, six a.m."
Ronnie Anne: [Shocked] "There's a six a.m?"
[At six a.m. Ronnie Anne meets Bruno at a storage facility]
Ronnie Anne: "Whoa. So this is where you keep your cart?"
Bruno: "Pfft, nah. That would be way too obvious. I keep it in here."
[Knocks on the tree next to the facility and a secret compartment opens up. And out comes the cart]
Ronnie Anne: [Amazed] "Whoa."
Bruno: "I get here early so I can beat out the others and get the good spot at the park."
Ronnie Anne: "What others?"
[Two storage units open, revealing a pretzel and churro guy, and they look ferocious. Bruno has a glare to match theirs. The three get their carts ready to go, Ronnie Anne helping Bruno]
Bruno: "Think you can take 'em, Ronnie Anne?"
Ronnie Anne: "Oh, it's on."
[A whistle blows and the vendors take off, the churro guy slamming the gate on Bruno, but that only slows them down for a second. The churro guy is in the lead followed closely by the pretzel guy, they pass by the mercado, where Sid actually is interning with Mr. Inflatable. Ronnie Anne and Bruno whiz right past them]
Sid: "Hey, Ronnie Anne."
[The churro and pretzel guy each throw a piece of their merchandise at Bruno and Ronnie Anne, which manage to take the front wheels off]
Bruno: "My wheels!" [Ronnie Anne has her skateboard in her bag and uses it to substitute] "Good thinkin' Ronnie Anne! Now watch out for that hill!" [The churro and pretzel guy run across the hill, but Bruno and Ronnie Anne go flying off it. The churro and pretzel guys are shocked as they see. At the peak of their flight, the umbrella opens, giving them a safe landing, in front of both the park and their competition, who hurry to catch up] "There's our spot!" [The good spot is just up ahead, a light shines on it. Ronnie Anne tries to slow down, but she can't. The cart stops in its spot but Ronnie Anne goes flying into a tree trunk] "Bravo, Ronnie Anne. Like I always say, the early dog gets the bun."
[Ronnie Anne falls unconscious]
[Later, it's time to get started]
Bruno: "Alright, Ronnie Anne, our first customers of the day."
[None other than Vito, who is being observed by Ronnie Anne's big-haired friend]
Vito: "Remember, Sameer, a hot dog for breakfast is the most important dog of the day. Let's see how you are at ordering."
Sameer: "Two dogs for Mr. Vito, please."
Vito: "Whoa, very good. You are going places, Mister."
Ronnie Anne: "Sameer, are you interning for Vito?"
Sameer: "Yeah, I always wondered what he did for a living."
Ronnie Anne: [Puts two hot dogs in their buns] "So, what does he do?"
Sameer: "I don't know." [Vito takes the dogs from Sameer] "He says he's about to make a comeback, but comeback to what? It's a mystery."
Vito: "Observe the proper dipping technique." [Dips the hot dogs in his coffee and sucks them down like a vacuum] "Helps the dogs go down, saving me time."
Sameer: "Saving time for what?"
[Follows after Vito]
Bruno: "Now that we're done with the morning rush it's time to study up on the menu."
[Holds one up]
Ronnie Anne: "Not to brag, but, I've eaten your drag through the garden dog like a million times."
Bruno: "That's great, but, I got fifty other dogs." [The menu unfolds into numerous pages] "If you're gonna sell them, then you gotta know how they taste."
Ronnie Anne: [Estatic] "I thought you'd never ask."
[They get started]
Bruno: [Holding a hotdog piles with peppers] "The atomic dog." [Throws it into Ronnie Anne's mouth. Her face glows red and her mouth catches fire. Bruno then throws a bucket of water on her. Next, he piles ice cream on a hot dog] "The dog a la mode."
[Ronnie Anne excitedly takes it and eats it]
Ronnie Anne: [Mouth full] "I could do this all day."
[Next, Bruno has a very long hot dog with chili]
Bruno: "The footlong with chili." [Ronnie Anne eats it right out of Bruno's arms. He puts her down] "Double foot long with double chili."
[Gives Ronnie Anne an identical hotdog only twice the size]
Ronnie Anne: [A littel unsure] "I'm getting pretty full."
[Starts eating regardless]
Bruno: "Only thirty-five more dogs to go."
[Ronnie Anne is horrified. Later, she is lying tired on the ground with her belly popping out]
Ronnie Anne: "No more..." [Belches all the gas out of her belly] "Hot dogs."
Bruno: "That's all of them. But now it's lunchtime."
Ronnie Anne: "Bruno, I'm dogged out."
Bruno: "No, not our lunchtime. There's." [Ronnie Anne turns around and gasps at the large crowd of hot dog customers. Including Laird, who seems to be interning with Ninja the dog. Bruno comes up with a plate loaded with hot dogs] "Hey when life drags you through the garden you gotta get back in the bun." [One by one, Ronnie Anne puts dogs in buns and gives them to people. This goes on for hours and hours until the sun starts going down. Ronnie Anne struggles to put the last dog in the bun. She gives it to the customer and plops down from exhaustion] "Nice job, your work today was the way I like my dogs. Well done. See you tomorrow at six for the hot dog eating contest better make it five."
Ronnie Anne: [Even more shocked] "There's a five?!"
[That night, Ronnie Anne is having a nightmare. She dreams herself selling more and more hotdogs to an endless crowd who starts grabbing at her]
Ronnie Anne: "When can I stop working, Bruno?"
Bruno: "Never, Ronnie Anne." [Turns, his eyes blank] "Never."
[Ronnie Anne screams and tries to run. Soon being chased by a flying Sid and Mr. Inflatable]
Sid: "Look out for the flood."
Ronnie Anne: "Flood? Huh?"
[A tidal wave approaches Ronnie Anne, she tries to run from it, but finds herself turned into another dog in Bruno's cart]
Bruno: "One dog coming right up!"
Ronnie Anne: "No, Bruno. No!" [Bruno grabs her and puts her in a bun] "Bruno! Bruno! It's me!" [Bruno dumps the toppings on her and gives her to Vito who opens his mouth. Ronnie Anne screams, and wakes up] "Don't eat me, Vito!"
[Sergio wakes up]
Sergio: [Squawks] "You okay?"
Ronnie Anne: "I had a terrible nightmare." [Checks the time and groans] "And I didn't get any sleep. And I have to meet Bruno in a half hour."
Sergio: [Squawk yawns] "I pity you working stiffs."
Ronnie Anne: "I can't do this another day." [Makes a call] "Hi, Bruno, it's Ronnie Anne, I can't help with the contest today cause… um… uh… Bobby broke his arm and I have to help him around the house."
Sergio: "Bobby's arm isn't br-"
[Ronnie Anne grabs Sergio by the beak]
Bruno: "Wow, you're a great kid for taking care of you brother. And I can totally handle the contest on my own, I do it every year. And like I always say life is like…"
Ronnie Anne: "Thanks, Bruno, bye."
[Hangs up and she and Sergio go back to sleep]
4 HOURS LATER
[Ronnie Anne enters the living room]
Ronnie Anne: "Ah, nothing like sleeping in." [Notices the apartment is empty] "Where is everyone?" [Ronnie Anne checks the mercado and finds Lalo is running the register. She checks with Mr. Inflatable and his intern] "Her, Sid, have you seen my family?"
Sid: "Everyone just went to the park for the hot dog eating contest."
Ronnie Anne: "Oh no, if Bruno sees Bobby there he'll know that I was lying."
[Rushes to the park]
Sid: "Come on, Mr. inflatable, if you're going to compete we better get going too."
[The two bounce to the park]
[At the park, Hector and Maybelle are at a table next to Bruno's cart. Sid pops up and plugs in Mr. Inflatable]
Jim: [Hosting the event] "Jim Sparkletooth, here at the GLC hot dog eating contest where all the dogs today are being prepared by Bruno's hot dogs."
[Bruno waves to the audience. The Casagrandes walk up to the contest. Ronnie Anne pops out of a bush and grabs her hermano]
Ronnie Anne: "Uh, Bobby you can't compete in the eating contest."
Bobby: "Why?"
Ronnie Anne: "Uh… You're allergic to hotdogs. Your doctor called she said you shouldn't be anywhere near hot dogs don't even think about hot dogs."
Bobby: [Actually believing that gasps] "I was about to eat twenty! Thanks for saving
my life, Sis. Ah, now I can't stop thinking about them get out of my brain hot dogs." [Screams when he sees a random kid approaching him, eating a hotdog and swats it away] "Oh no, I touched it!"
[Runs home]
Ronnie Anne: "Phew, saved."
Jim: "On your marks, get set…"
Vito: [Offscreen] "Hold on!" [Pans over to Vito, who Sameer is still observing] "I'm making my comeback."
[Rips off his clothes, revealing a makeshift superhero outfit. Everyone gasps]
Jim: "Unbelievable, the greatest competitive eater of all time, Vito, the Eato, is back."
Sameer: "So that's what he did."
[The Eato jumps to the table]
Jim: [Starts a stopwatch] "Alright, competitors, dig it."
[Bruno tosses them each a hotdog. Mr. Inflatable slams his face into his and is disappointed. Maybelle moves her hotdogs aside and eats a mango. Hecor gnaws on his like a rottweiler]
Vito: "Amateur. Observe." [Knocks on the table, sending his hotdogs flying] "The proper dipping technique." [Takes out a bucket of water, which the hotdogs land in, then he sucks it all down, including the bucket] "More dogs, Bruno, keep them coming."
[Bruno frantically makes more. Mr inflatable is still disappointed]
Sid: "Don't worry, I got you, boss." [Takes out snow shovel and shovels all the hotdogs into Mr. Inflatable's open top] "We need more dogs, Bruno."
[Bruno is going as fast as he can]
Jim: "Uh oh, between Vito the Eato and Mr. Inflatable Bruno's having a hard time keeping up."
[Everyone gasps]
Ronnie Anne: "Oh no, Bruno's in hot water."
[Goes to help him]
Bruno: "Ronnie Anne? What are you doing here?"
Ronnie Anne: "I'm sorry, Bruno, I lied about Bobby breaking his arm. I didn't want to come to work today because I didn't realize how hard your job is. but I'm here now and I'm gonna help you."
Bruno: "I appreciate the apology, Ronnie Anne, but it's too late, I'm a laughing stock."
Ronnie Anne: "Come on, Bruno, remember what you taught me? When life drags you through the garden you gotta get back in the bun."
Bruno: "You're right, it's tong time."
[Tosses Ronnie Anne some tongs and they hold them together. They manage to get a pile of hotdogs ready, Ronnie Anne holds one out for Bruno to put the toppings on and tosses it, then another. Vito catches one in his mouth, followed by Mr. Inflatable and Hector. Maybelle ducks hers and just eats her mango. Ronnie Anne and Bruno start rapid-firing hotdogs. Mr. Inflatable catches lots and the Eato shoves his best friend aside and catches more]
Jim: [Holding the stop watch] "Three, two, one. Well, the hot dog eating contest is over and the results are in. the winner with two-hundred and twenty-five dogs is… Mr. Inflatable."
[The crowd cheers, Mr. Inflatable is loaded with hotdogs]
Sid: "Congrats, boss." [The crowd keeps cheering, but suddenly, Mr. Inflatable starts swellling] "Oh no! Mr. Inflatable." [Mr. Inflatable pops] "He taught me so much."
Jim: [Goes to the cart] "Looks like Bruno's gone from weiner to winner. Let's give it up for Bruno and Ronnie Anne."
[Everyone cheers for them. Bruno picks up Ronnie Anne and they cheer for themselves too]
[Before long, it's the end of the week. Ronnie Anne puts together a hotdog for another customer]
Ronnie Anne: "I can't believe today is the last day of my internship."
Bruno: [Tears up] "Me neither. Life is like a hot dog, you gotta relish it. Oh, I got a surprise for you."
[Holds up a hotdog]
Ronnie Anne: "Hey, I know all fifty of your hot dogs and this isn't one of them."
Bruno: "It's new. It's a chilli cheese dog with purple pickled onions, mango relish and lots of jalapenos. I'm calling it The Ronnie Anne Dog, 'cause it's sweet but bold just like you."
[Ronnie Anne is touched and eats it]
Ronnie Anne: "It's delicious." [Hugs Bruno] "Thanks for the best internship ever, Bruno."
Sid: "That new hot dog looks amazing, you guys. I'll take two." [Ronnie Anne and Bruno each prepare one and give them to Sid, who gives them to Mr. Inflatable, who is in full body bandaging in a wheelchair] "Here you go, boss, these should make you feel better."
[Tosses them into Mr. Inflatable, who gives a thumbs up]
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