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Act I[]
[Act I. The episode opens on an exterior shot of Big Ben with some doves perched upon Westminster Bridge, as the clock tower chimes. Suddenly, some beeping sounds are heard, causing the doves to fly away. It then shifts to a red double-decker bus driving on the other side of a British road, causing an oncoming taxi to move out of the way. Inside, Rita is behind the wheel while Lynn Sr. is on the shotgun seat, looking at a map. He looks up in a sudden and grabs the steering wheel from Rita.] Lynn Sr.: "Honey, you're on the wrong side of the road!" [Lynn Sr. swerves the bus on the correct side of the road as the Loud siblings screams on the back. Back inside, Lynn Sr. pants hard before settling back into his seat.] Rita: "I always forget they drive on the left side in England. Everyone okay back there?" [On the back, the Loud siblings are all smooshed against the side window.] Lisa: "Define 'OK'." [Lincoln groans. Suddenly, a traffic light turns red causing Rita to hit the brakes, causing the Loud siblings to fall over. The bus then parks outside a Fish and Chips shop, where a suited moustached man checking his watch notices. The man hails for the bus and is about to get on, when suddenly Luan pops out of the window surprising him.] Luan: "Sorry. This is our rental bus. We have a wheely big family. [laughs] [The bus drives away, leaving the man confused. Luan then closes the window as she gets back to reading her book. Lisa is on her laptop while Lana is sleeping. Lincoln shows up and he is talking to the viewers.] Lincoln: "Welcome to London. So what are the Louds doing across the pond? Good question. [As he walks, Lynn kicks about a soccer ball, Luna reads a Mick Swagger book and Lori looks at her phone in the background.] Luna got an invite to attend Mick Swagger's knighting ceremony at the Royal Castle, And because she's such a huge fan, Mick flew out our whole family. That's right, We traveled all the way to Royal Woods, Michigan, to London, England." [As Lincoln narrates, the scene changes into a map screen showing their path of their journey, as a plane flies over from Royal Woods all the way to London, UK. After the scene shifts back, Lynn accidentally kicks her ball too hard, knocking the book Luna was reading out of her hands] Luna: "GAH!!! Chill out, Lynn, I'm trying to read Mick's autobiography. Even after the tenth time, I'm learning new deets about his life." Lynn: "And I'm trying to get into the English spirit. Brits love soccer." Lori: "They call it football here, Lynn, and the king's favorite team is the Chuff Bottom Chips." Lincoln:[to the viewers] "Lori spend the whole flight binging into reality series on British royals called Drama Kings, so she thinks she's an expert now." Lynn Sr.:[British accent] "Oh, oh, There's the local chippy where me and me mates used to nosh on sarnies!" [chuckles] Lincoln:[laughs, while still speaking to the viewers] "Dad is trying to relive the college semester he's spend in England, And me, I'm just excited to be in the city where they shot my favorite David Steele movie, To London With Love, Woah, I think David jumped from that rooftop." [The bus stops at the Royal Castle, causing Lincoln and his sisters to get smooshed into the side window once again.] Lori:[gasps] "Look!" [frees herself from the side window] "We made it to the Royal Castle." [Indeed, the Louds have arrived at the castle, as a large number of crowds gathered together while taking pictures along with numerous applauds. The Loud family get off the bus and look on in amazement, then Lola pushes some of her siblings out of her way] Lola: "Oh, my adoring fans. Everyone, out of my way." [She waves at people.] Lana: "Uh, Lols, I don't think they're here for you." [Then Mick Swagger shows up with his British costume and waves at one of his fans] Luna: "Mick, Mick!" Mick: "Hello, Luna! Hello, Louds! Let's get this party started, shall we?" [The crowd applauds for Mick as he does a little spin, then does the splits all while playing air guitar.] Rita: "Wow, Mick is incredibly limber." Lynn Sr.: "Pfff, I can do that. [Lynn Sr. attempts to move like Mick, but struggles when doing the splits] Oh, no. I can't, I can't! [He does splits too far and ended up ripping his pants, revealing his underwear.] Ugh." [The Loud siblings and Rita then rush to the Royal Castle, while following Mick inside, with an embarrassed Lynn Sr. trailing behind covering the hole in his pants. Lori, also trailing behind suddenly notices someone.] Lori:[gasps] "No way! You're the Duke of Buckleberry! I literally loved you in season three of "Drama Kings"! Do you and the Duchess ever get back together?! Wait! Don't tell me! No spoilers! Can I get a selfie?! [As she prepares to take the photo, the Duke of Buckleberry proceeds to make a simple smile] Ugh, Come on Duke, You can do better. [The Duke makes a couple of peace signs and some duck lips for the camera] Yeah, there you go!" [Lori takes a selfie with the Duke, enjoying herself in the moment.]
[Inside the Royal Castle, the area is buzzing with activity, a lady plays the piano, a woman drinking some tea, and some guests are talking, even a waiter with a tray of teas walks past the guests.] Fancy Male Guest: "Put gutters on a castle." [Lincoln, who is busy looking at the map of the castle, accidentally pushes past them.] Random Guest: "Oh!" [Lincoln is still looking at the map until it suddenly gets his map impaled by a spear] Lincoln:[gasps]"Woah, I was almost impaled, Cool." [Lincoln grabs hold of the spear and looks at the knight statue through the hole in the map. Then he notices a pair of eyes from inside the statue] Lincoln: "Huh?" [He inspects the statue curiously. Lincoln decides to use the spear to impale the armor when..] ???: "Don't you dare, Lincoln Loud." [A startled Lincoln drops the spear] Lincoln: "How did you know my- Wait, I recognize that voice, Is that..." [The person inside the armor takes off their mask, revealing herself to be...] "X? Myrtle's old spy boss? Why are you hiding in a suit of armor?" [X shushes Lincoln off.] X: "Shhh, We shouldn't talk out here in the open, I wouldn't want to draw any attention to myself." [X and Lincoln proceeds to sneak away into another room as X closes the door. To Lincoln.] "I'm at the castle on a secret mission for Interspy." Lincoln: "Woah, No way-" [X shoves the knight helmet onto Lincoln to shut him up] X: "Can you be cool?" [Lincoln nods, as she removes the helmet from his head] "We've been picking up chatter that something is going to be stolen from the castle during Mick's knighting ceremony. The problem is-" Lincoln: "You don't know what the target is!" X: "Do you mind? I'm the spy boss. We don't know what the target is, so I have a team of undercover agents trying to gather intel and thwart the robbery." [Lincoln is about to say, but she forces him to be quiet.] "You're about to ask if you could help, and the answer is 100% absolutely not." [X walks away.] Lincoln: "Aw, come on, X, I even brought a bunch of my David Steele spy gear to London. [He lifts up his shirt revealing a utility belt, complete with a grappling hook, flashlight and a weapons compartment] It costs an extra three hours at airport security, but it was worth it. [He pushes a red button on the belt, which fires a mini disk at X from the compartment] "Oops, sorry." [chuckles] "I left the more dangerous stuff in the bus, I'll go get it." [He runs off, but X grabs his grappling hook and presses a button to reel him back to her.] X: "Leave this to the professionals, Lincoln. My team is the best." Lincoln: "Oh yeah? 'Cause I've only been here for a few minutes, and I've already ID'd three of your undercover agents. " [They both peek out from the other room into the main hall as they saw a woman playing the piano.] "That agent playing piano did a sloppy double secure in her wig, I could see the slightest touch of glue glistening on her forehead. [Indeed, the woman's forehead has a glue on her without realizing it. The scene shifts to a muscular looking guy dressed as an old lady who proceeds to eat the entire candy bowl.] The agent by the candy bowl is trying to blend in as a sweet little old lady, but that's the buffest looking grandma I've ever seen. [The scene then shifts to a slender mustached man on the phone using his shoe.] And last, but certainly not least, The agent sitting on a velvet couch is taking a call on his shoe phone. Huh, not very subtle." [X's eyes widen at Lincoln instantly exposing three of her agents.] X: "Best may have been too strong for a word. Still, that was quite impressive, Lincoln." Lincoln: "And that's not all I can give you. If my family pitches in, We will be able to spread out, and give you lots more intel." [Meanwhile, Lynn Sr. is taking a photo of Rita and the girls posing on the royal throne. X thinks about it for a second before turning back to Lincoln.] X: "Fine, You can help." Lincoln: "Yes!" [X backs her head out of the room, now completely trusting Lincoln to do the job. To the viewers] "Now I just gotta get my family onboard. I left my blue convincing suit in Royal Woods, so I'll have to do what any good spy does: improvise..." [He slowly closes the door, until he accidentally slams the door on his hand.] "Ow!" [The door closes completely.]
[The scene cuts to Lincoln in his armor suit, in his point-of-view as he is talking to the Louds, while Lynn is eating some biscuits.] Lincoln: "We'll keep an eye out for suspicious activity, Gather intel, and then rendezvous with X, [The camera then shifts into normal POV as Lincoln lifts up the visor] So, what do you say?" Luna: "I say we do it. We can't let any bad guys harsh some vibes on Mick's big day." Lola:[chuckling] "Snooping is my middle name." [laughs] Leni: "I do love a good eavesdrop." [Luan, Lucy, Lana, Lori, Lily, and Lisa nods in agreement.] Lynn:[Babbles something while eating, before eating more of her food and swallows it.] "I said I'm in." Lynn Sr.: "Woah, woah, l-let's pump the brakes. I-I had plans to show you all my old stomping grounds. We were gonna get Tikka Masala on Portobello Road, ride the tube to Upper Butts-" Lisa:[snickers in amusement] "What? A genius can't think butts are funny?" Lynn Sr.: "Rita, talk some sense into these kids!" [Rita thinks about it] Rita: "Actually, international espionage does sound kind of exciting!" [Lori, Lisa and Lily all nod in agreement while Lynn Sr. sighs in disappointment] Lincoln: "Well, sounds like everyone's in then, now, can someone pass me a biscuit? Convincing makes me hungry." [Lynn throws a biscuit into Lincoln's mouth] Lynn: "Alley-oop!" [Lincoln eats the biscuit, but his movement causes the visor to fall back down] Lincoln: "Mmmm-mmmm"
[The guests are talking. A waiter carried a trolley and left the trolley as the waiter leaves. Turns out that Lynn and Lincoln are hiding inside the trolley as Lincoln pulls out a phone and turns it on. An antenna deploys from the phone as Lincoln leans forward, hoping to pick up any signals.] Lynn: "Picking up any leads?" Lincoln: "Negative, All I'm picking up is someone's bodily noises." [They heard someone munching in the background, only to realize something.] Lynn: "Same." [It turns out that the sound came from a gentleman that keeps eating faster. Lynn shows up from inside the tray.] Lynn: "'Ey, beat it, buddy, Save some for the other guests." [The gentleman then runs away, Lynn then looked at the snacks on the tray and grabs some of it before hiding back inside, Meanwhile, Lana peeks out of the curtains and begins walking like a dog as she goes through the royal pets' room with a bulldog, a mastiff, and a corgi on their seats.] Lana:[pants] "Woof, woof. Hello, fellow purebreds. Seen any humans acting suspiciously?" [All the dogs bark in unison.] Lana: "Okay, now, now, one at a time." [Meanwhile, four ladies are on the table laughing about something.] Random Lady: "Oh, so true." [Suddenly, Lola and Leni shows up as Lola laughing.] Lola: "Hilarious. [Lola takes out a notebook and a pen.] Now, Repeat everything you just said for me." [Lola looks around at the girls as she prepares to write something on her notebook. Meanwhile, the other guests are still talking, along with a waiter still carrying a tray of dishes. On the table, Lily is hiding under a lid of a tray as she opens it, her eyes darted left and right for anything suspicious, She then looks at one of the snacks and grabs one of them before eating it as Lily closes the lid again. On the other hand, two beefeaters pulls the strings to open the curtains, and Lucy shows up, upside down. The two beefeaters were immediately startled.] Lucy: "Aren't you guys suppose to be silent?" [The two guards get back into their positions, still scared by Lucy's sudden presence. One of the beefeaters clears his throat before they continued their jobs.]
[The scene transitions into Lincoln and the Loud family, with Lincoln holding the map of the castle as he lies the map down on the floor.] Lincoln: "Okay, What did you all got for me?" Lana:[waves her hand] "Oh, oh, one of my sources overheard a guy talking about stealing the king's jams, but I didn't get the whole story because someone dropped a sausage and my source took off." Lucy: "And I heard someone say, "The king can kiss his precious shredder goodbye." I just didn't get a good look at him, I was upside down." [Lincoln looks in defeat as Lola walks over to tell her side.] Lola: "Well, I got you all beat, I've heard the prince broke up with his girlfriend and he's now canoodling with her sister." [The Loud family are disappointed as Lola looks around in confusion.] "What? It's very scandalous." Lincoln: "Well, that one's not helpful. But there might be something to the other tips." [Lori thinks about something and tells her family about something.] Lori: "There is. The king has a very rare and valuable jam collection that's kept in the Royal Kitchen." [The scene pans up to the thinking bubble showing the said collection, locked in a gold cabinet. Lori perks up from the scene, currently using a knife to spread out a jam on her crumpets.] "He uses it on his crumpets." [Lisa shows up, adjusting his glasses.] Lisa: "And how, pray tell, do you know this?" Lori: "Episode 201 of Drama Kings, A Jelly Good Time." [Lincoln walks past Lisa and stopping into Lori, thinking about what her sister talking about.] Lincoln: "Hmmm, Okay, and what about the shredder?" [Lori thinks for a moment before realizes something.] Lori: "Ummm... Oh, wait. There's a gold plate of Victorian error shredder in the King's office, In episode 105, the princess tries to shred her report card in it, but it malfunctions because it's so old." [She walks over to the said scene as she explains it, before the shredder puffs out a cloud of smoke that enveloped the screen as Lori coughs, The smoke then fades out as it transitions to Lincoln, now lying his map of the castle on the floor.] Lincoln: "Okay, So the crowd will probably take place in the kitchen or the office," [He points his finger to the exact location on the map.] "Come on, We gotta go tell X." [Suddenly X's voice is heard offscreen as the Louds looks around in confusion.] X: "No need, I heard everything. Over here at the 17th-century planter. [It turns out that X have overheard the whole thing as he hides inside the said planter. She peeks up, congratulating Lincoln for his job.] Excellent work, Agent Loud!" [Lincoln gasps in amazement upon hearing that, his eyes twinkling.] Lincoln: "Agent Loud?!" [X pulls out a walkie talkie, and informs the other agents.] X: "All agents, I repeat, All agents, I need your eyes on the King's shredder, and his jam collection, ASAP." [All of X's agents, including the same muscular looking guy who's having a cup of tea, a man painted with a same color as the walls, and the other four agents who are taking a selfie with Mick dashes into the door. X then approaches Lincoln, offering him to give a handshake] X: "On behalf of the United Kingdom, I'd like to say thank you, Lincoln. You've done us a great service." [But just before Lincoln can even reach X's hand for a handshake, the power suddenly turned off with the Loud family gasping in shock as well as the other guests and staffs on the castle. The power then suddenly turned back on. Lincoln looks at X as she pulls out her walkie-talkie.] X: "Somebody talk to me, The jams, The shredder, Are they safe?" Agent: "Yes, We have eyes on both items, ma'am." Lincoln and X: "Phew." [Lincoln gives X a thumbs up. Suddenly they both hear Luna screaming, causing Rita and Lynn Sr. to gasp in horror.] Lynn Sr.: "I know that ding dang scream anywhere, That's's my Luna!" [Rita and Lynn Sr. run towards the scene, along with Lincoln and X, Lynn Sr. opens the door.] Lynn Sr.: "Luna!" [The rest of the Louds including X gasps in horror, as Luna told everyone with a sense of shock.] Luna: "It's Mick, He's- he's- he's been, TAKEN!" [Everyone gasps in horror as it was revealed that someone have captured Mick, proven by his table that now leaves his electric guitar and a spilled tea. The other guests murmurs to the others, can't believe about what is happening. Luan, Lincoln along with X walks over to Lynn Sr. and Luna.] Luan: "But what does Mick Swagger have to do with the king's shredder and jams?" [X's eyes widen in realization.] X:[gasps] "He is the king's shredder. He is the king's jams. The co-words for a musician. The target all along was Mick!" [The Loud family gasped in horror upon hearing that, including Lincoln who is now frozen in shock, realizing he have missed an important detail.] Lincoln: "Oh my gosh, I totally beefed it." [End of Act I.]
Act II[]
[Act II. Outside the Royal Castle, the Loud siblings walk back into their bus in utter disappointment. Luna walks together with Lincoln, with his disappointed looks still evident in him.] Lincoln: "Awww, it's all my fault Mick's gone." Luna: "No it's not, bro. You meant well." Lincoln: "If I hadn't given X the wrong targets, she wouldn't have moved her agents and Mick would still be here." Luna: "Yeah, you're totally right. I was just trying to make you feel better." [Lincoln glares at her. Suddenly, Luna spots something on the ground and gasps. She picks the guitar pick, and inspects it closely.] Luna: "Woah, this is Mick's guitar pick. He must have dropped it when he was being held away." [Lincoln grabs the guitar pick as Luna gasps in realization before pulling out his autobiography and shows a page from the book to Lincoln.] "It's his special copper pick he only uses to play one song, 'Tiny Trooper'. A tribute to his first car. [The picture shows Mick leaning beside the said car. Luna closes the book.] I can't believe he would drop this, According to his book, it's one of his most prized possessions." [Lincoln inspect the pick very closely before realizing something.] Lincoln: "Hmmm... Wait a minute. What if he did it on purpose? Luna, maybe Mick is trying to tell us something." Luna:[gasps] "Like a clue! I bet you're right, bro, he was probably trying to say he was taken in a blue Tiny Trooper." Lincoln: "We have to tell X. Come on." [Lincoln and Luna run towards X. But when they get there, X is clearly not impressed of what Lincoln found since she's already lost faith in him.] X: "I don't buy it, and haven't you done enough damage? Let the pros take it from here, Lincoln." [It turns out three of X's agents are standing by the door.] Lincoln: "So, no more Agent Loud?" [Lincoln bents down in disappointment, before Lincoln hears a strange sound. As he looks back, X and her agents have disappeared by the door, as the wind blows through in silence.] "Woah, how'd they do that?" Luna: "So, what are we do about Mick?" Lincoln: "Time to get loud."
[Inside the bus, the Loud family are gathered around as Lincoln and Luna enters.] Lincoln: "Listen up, everybody, Luna and I are almost certain Mick was taken in a blue Tiny Trooper, but X doesn't believe us. Will you guys help us find him?" [Rita gasps in happiness, clearly seeing where this is going.] Lynn Sr.: "Lincoln, we are tourists, not special ops. Rita, back me up here." Rita: "I say we do it, The kids are on to something, and this is super exciting." [Rita claps her hands in excitement.] Lynn: "Aw come on, Dad." Lana: "Let's do this." Lisa: "Yeah, I'm invested at this point." [The rest of the family looks at Lynn Sr. for a response. Lynn Sr. sighs in defeat.] Lynn Sr.: "Ugh, fine." [The Loud family (except Lynn Sr.) cheers in unison.]
[Lynn Sr. is now driving the bus, while Rita, seated on shotgun is looking at the map, Luan is looking at the window, darting her eyes while Lincoln looks around for any signs of the Tiny Trooper.] Lincoln: "Ugh, No blue Tiny Trooper yet!" [Lincoln turns around to Lisa.] "Lisa, how are the traffic cams coming?" [Lisa is on the computer, his fingers typing on the keyboard.] Lisa: "Hmm, I'm hacking some passwords and... I'm in." [Points to the location.] "Blue Tiny Trooper at Piccadilly Circus." [Lisa continues to type on her computer as the bus makes a sharp turn to the right, with the bus lifting on two wheels, causing the family to scream. They then arrived at Piccadilly Circus as they stopped beside the blue Tiny Trooper. The Loud siblings peek out of their windows and growls at the person inside, but it turns out they caught the wrong vehicle, as it is now being occupied by a random family of three, instead of the person they're suspected who are surprised by their growl. The Louds realized that they have made a mistake, with Lincoln informing Lisa.] Lincoln: "Pull back! Wrong Tiny Trooper." Lisa:[searching on the computer once more] "Two more just passed Big Ben." [The bus turns around and leaves Picadilly Circus. The bus then passes by "The Gobsmacked Goose". Inside the bus, Lynn Sr, who spot that restaurant out of the window tells her wife.] Lynn Sr.: "Oh that's where we used to have "Toad In The Hall" in the body chin wag." [He unknowingly lets go of his hands on the steering wheel, causing the bus to crash into something. As it turns out, the bus have crashed into a telephone booth, destroying it completely. Lynn Sr. snickers, as Rita glares at him.] Lynn Sr.: "That came out of nowhere." Leni:[offscreen] "I see a blue trooper thingy!" [The scene shifts to Leni who have pointed something in the distance.] "There!" [Indeed, Leni have spotted the Blue Tiny Trooper in front of them. The vehicle accelerates, as the Louds' bus runs over the destroyed telephone booth before heading to the Tiny Trooper's direction. The bus follows behind the vehicle in high speed as Lynn opens the window. while the other siblings look at the vehicle.] Lynn: "Mick's inside!" [Mick is in the back seat of the vehicle, with his legs all tied up.] "He's jammed in the back seat. Boy, zero leg room in those babies." [The Tiny Trooper picks up speed, leaving the Loud family behind.] Lincoln: "Faster! He's trying to lose us!" [Both vehicles drove past the Big Ben as the bus continue its chase. The Tiny Trooper then reaches and jumps over the Tower Bridge that is being raised to make way for a ship to pass before it lands back on the road, Inside the bus's driver's cabin, Lynn Sr. gasps in horror as they're heading towards the raised bascule, with Rita looking nervously scared. His expression then changes into determination as he growls. He hits the accelerator in full throttle as the bus drives faster. The bus flies over the bascule, making the whole family scream before the bus lands back on the road. Back in the driver's cabin, Lynn Sr. wipes his forehead in relief, with Rita gives him a thumbs up, accompanied by the Loud siblings cheering in the back of the bus. The blue Tiny Trooper then makes a sharp turn to the right through the alley, before the Louds' bus stopped on the middle of it. The Loud siblings looks up the window as they saw Mick peeks out of the window of the blue Tiny Trooper, biting his tie. He then spits it as the vehicle disappears behind and turns left, away from the Louds.] Lola: "Ew, he threw trash! What a litter bug." Luna: "It's not trash, Lols. It's probably another clue." [Luna walks out of the bus and grabs Mick's fallen tie on the ground. She gasps.] Luna: "Mick's ascot!" [The rest of his family walks over as Luna pulls out his autobiography and examines a page.] "He famously wore this every concert at his one-thousand licks tour." [The scene zooms into Mick, wearing the same tie Luna found.] Rita: "So what do we know about that tour? Lisa, Can you pull up pictures?" Lisa: "Do the English love beans on toast?" Lynn Sr.[British accent] "Oh, they sure do. I remember me mates and I-" Lisa: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, That was just my way of saying yes, Father."
[Back inside the bus, the Louds have regrouped as they observing Lisa, who's now gathering some information on his computer.] Lisa: "Hmm, My facial recognition software tells me that this gentleman attended every show of said tour." [The computer shows a picture of a crowd at the concert, before it zooms to focus on one person on the front row who's among the crowds.] "Talk about obsessive. See, he's in the front row, every picture." [The computer shows a picture of the same person among random crowds, nine of them.] Luna: "I bet Mick was trying to say this is the dude who took him." Lincoln: "Lisa, what's that?" [Points to someone in the picture.] [Lisa analyzes a patch on the man's shirt.] Lisa: "That patch signifies he's not just an ordinary dude. He's an earl." Leni: "He looks more like an Nigel to me." Lisa: "'Earl' is his title." [Lisa continues gather information and found something about who's this guy was.] "He's the Earl of Nuttingham, and I got his address."
[The Louds have arrived at Nuttingham and are now driving across a bridge. They finally find the blue Tiny Trooper, with the front passenger door opened.] Lynn Sr.: "There's the car!" [Suddenly, a mud is thrown onto the bus's top front, causing the Louds to gasp in shock. Lynn Sr. is startled by what's happening.] Lynn Sr.: "We've been hit!" [Luan peeks at the window and spotted someone.] Luan: "He's up there!" [Points to the direction Luan's talking about.] "And it looks like he's got some kind of catapults." [The Earl of Nuttingham is now on top of a fortress. He pulls a lever and launches a sack of mud from his catapult and into the bus, barely missing them as the Louds flinched before it lands on top of the bus and onto the windows. The Loud siblings are looking at the window as Lana points to what he sees.] Lana: "He launched poop at us." [She opens the window and smells it.] "I think it's either horse or cow." [One sack is thrown on the bus again, this time it explodes on impact, causing the siblings to get covered in poop. Lana smells at it and smiles as the rest of her siblings stare in shock and in disgust.] "Nope, this is donkey. Respect." [Lana gives a mock salute. The poop then hits the windscreen, causing Lynn Sr. to lose his sight on the road.] Lynn Sr.: "Now I can't see!" [The bus veers off its lane before it crashes and falls to the left side of the bridge as the family screams. The Earl laughs evilly as he leaves the top of the fortress, clearly satisfied. The bus lands back, as it descending on a steep hill, with the family continuing to scream in panic. Lynn Sr. tries to hit the brakes, but they're not working as if the brakes had failed.] Lynn Sr.: "I CAN'T STOP! THE BRAKES ARE FULL OF DONKEY POOP!" [Lynn Sr. screams in panic off-screen. Lincoln, looks in determination before clenching his fist.] Lincoln: "I've got an idea." [Pulls out his shirt to reveal his utility belt strapped in.] "David Steele grappling hook." [Lincoln peeks out of the window and fires the grappling hook at a branch, tying it in place. The Loud siblings gripped onto Lincoln as they hang on tight, and finally the bus eventually stopped with the siblings sighed in relief.] Lincoln: "Problem solved." [But their relief is too soon when the branch that has being tied by the grapple hook snapped off from its roots before it flies and hits the back of the bus, making the siblings to fall by the sudden jolt as it continues its descent. The bus now continues to accelerating uncontrollably down the steep hill with the branch still sticking on the back as they are nearing towards a cliff, with the Louds' continued to scream for dear lives. Eventually, the branch hits a conveniently placed tree through its split branches, making the bus to pull slightly forward before the vehicle could fall down of a cliff. The bus then pulled back and landed toward the solid ground, causing the Louds' to get thrown to the side of the bus, with their faces being smooshed against the side windows.] Lincoln: "Uh, all according to plan?"
[The family is now outside the bus, with Lynn Sr. taking the lead.] Lynn Sr.: "Okay, this is way too dangerous. I'm calling a constable." [pulls out his phone and gets no signal] "Oh, great. No service." [He waves his phone before glares at it in exasperation.] Luna: "Then it's up to us, Pops. We have to save Mick." Luan: "We are so close." Lynn: "We can do this." Lynn Sr.: "Nuh-uh, I'm putting my foot down, there is no way we are-" [He suddenly hears Rita panting and sees her determinedly climbing back on top of the hill with Lily in her arms] "And your mother is already running up the hill." [sighs in defeat] "I guess we're doing this." [The Loud siblings cheers in unison and run toward faster while accidentally spinning their Dad.]
[The Louds stopped as they approaches a moat in front of the castle.] Lincoln: "Pssssh, a simple moat? This guy's an amateur. Come on, guys." [Lana holds Lincoln back, preventing him from crossing the moat without realizing the danger beneath. She pulls out a chicken leg and throws it in the air. It turns out that there's an alligator surrounding the moat as it leaps from the moat and eats it before going back down, with the Loud family in disbelief. Lincoln finally realizes the danger that he didn't noticed.] Lincoln: "Eh. Good call, Lana." Luna: "So how are we gonna get to the other side?" [Lynn pulls out a large trunk and lifts it with ease before she throws at the moat creating a makeshift bridge that allows them to cross safely. The Loud family then crosses the bridge, but when Lynn is doing the same thing, the same alligator jumps up from the moat, but she manages to punches the alligator in the gut before it falls into the water. She then continues to cross the moat and after a while, the Louds' are now at the fortress, with Lynn finally catching up to them. Lisa bends down as she thinking on how to get inside.] Lisa: "Hmmm, This fortress seems impenetrable." [Lori's voice suddenly chimes in, making Lisa's eyes to widen in surprise.] Lori: "Guys, I know how to get in. On Drama Kings, they were always using secret tunnels to get out of tea time and other boring royal stuff." [Lori's eyes sparkles as she narrates.] "The tunnels were always marked by colorful stones, Just like those." [Lori's fingers pointed to a gargoyle statue with green jewels on his eyes. She presses on one of the jewels like a button, and the statue slides open, revealing the secret entrance.] "I'm literally a genius." Lisa:[in defeat] "I see we are throwing that term around willy-nilly now."
[Inside the fortress, the Loud family are walking as they turned around a corner with Luna holding a fire torch to light up the way, She opens a brick wall with a statue for a hidden room and sees what looks like Mick trapped in a pillory.] Luna:[gasps] "He put Mick in their stocks?" [The family approaches Mick in worry.] "Mick?" [Luna touches Mick's hair, but his head falls from his body. It turns out to be a watermelon with a wig that looked exactly like Mick's. The family gasps in horror about what they have witnessed.] Lola: "Well, that ruined watermelon for me." [The Louds suddenly hear the Earl laughing as he walks from the shadows.] Earl: "FOOLED YA!" [He pulls a lever and puts the Loud family in a cage as it trapped them all. The Louds' scream in panic as the cage lifts up and stopped.] "The real Mick's actually over here." [He presses a button on his remote, and another cage lifts up, revealing the real Mick, trapped as he holds his electric guitar and his both hands cuffed up in a shackle along with a speaker on the left side of the cage.] Mick: "Hello, Louds. Brilliant, you've figured out all me clues. Less brilliant, you've been captured." Earl: "Enough chit-chat, Start playing." [The Earl presses a button once more, this time releasing Mick from his cage, still holding his electric guitar.] Luna: "Wait, You did all this just so Mick could play a concert for you?" Earl:[As he puts down his remote into his suit pocket] "Not just any concert, a never ending concert!" Luna: "But you'd been to all of Mick's shows, why can't you just keep doing that?" Earl: "Oh, I have been to all of his shows, In fact, I was Mick's most loyal fan, for decades. [Flashback to a map of the world as numerous Mick Swagger heads popping out on all countries before the map slides down to reveal the Earl with his birthday hat gives a mail to his pet alligator. As he narrates.] And after my one-hundred Swagger concert, I worked up the courage to ask Mick to play it my private birthday party, and what did he do? He played another gig!" [The day turns to night as the Earl sobs in disappointment. End of flashback, with Earl still sobbing about what happened.] Mick: "Oi, it was a sold-out show in Rio, mate, for half a million fans." Earl: "Well, you betrayed your biggest fan. Now, start my concert!" [He pulls out a remote once again and presses a button. The wall opens, revealing two alligators that snarls him as they bite, forcing Mick to play a song for him as he smiled sheepishly. To the Louds.] Earl: "Sorry Louds, but you're not invited to the show, Ta-ta!" [He presses a button, and the hidden hatch opens, revealing three aligators on the water biting and growled angrily as the Louds' cage slowly pulled down. Lynn Sr. yelps.] Lynn: "What's with this guy and alligators?" [The cage jolts down lower and lower, causing the Louds' to flinch as the cage descend toward their deaths. Lincoln pulls his head out of the cage as his eyes looks around for anything. He spot a chandelier hanging on top, just behind the Earl, still holding a remote vibing to Mick's music. Lincoln's got an idea as he speaks to Luna.] Lincoln: "Ooh, Luna, If we can get the Earl under that chandelier, I think I can... [Lincoln pulls his shirt, revealing his utility belt.] ...you know, Pew, pew, pew, pew." [He puts his shirt back before winking at Luna. Luna smiles at her brother, clearly gets the idea of what Lincoln's planning.] Luna: "I got you, broski." [calls to the Earl] "Yo, Earl Nuttbrah, as one hardcore Mick fan to another, can you grab me a final wish?" [gripping her fists] "I wanna hear 'The Swagger Stagger' one last time." Earl: "Oh, I do love that jam. [gripping his fists to Mick] Mick, play it now." [Mick looks at Luna in confusion as Luna's eyes point up to the chandelier as Mick looks at it, knowing the plan is bound to happen soon. He smiles and nods in agreement.] Mick: "You got it." [plays his electric guitar as he sings the song]
♫ I made a little dance and there ain't nothing to it ♫ ♫ It's called the Swagger Stagger and I'll show ya how to do it ♫ ♫ Now listen very carefully and do as you've been taught ♫ ♫ So you'll end up in the perfect spot ♫ Ooh!
[As the Earl continues to vibe to the song, the Louds' cage lowers a further towards the gator pit. The Earl starts dancing to the song away from the cage and approaches towards the chandelier.] Mick: "Now stagger to the front." [The Earl staggers to the front] "Er, two steps back." [He then takes two steps back.] "Now stagger to the left--" [The Earl proceeds to stagger to his right, with his eyes still closed.] "No, no, no, I meant your other left." [The Earl spins to the left this time.] "Now stagger to the right--" [The Earl staggers closer towards the chandelier.] "Uh, a little bit more." [The Earl takes a step a bit more as he spins.] Now stop right there." [The Earl stops at the exact spot where the chandelier is as he continues grooving to the beat.] "Alright, yeah, that's close enough!" [The Earl still closes his eyes while dancing, still unaware about what's going to happen.] Earl: "Not how I remember the lyrics, but, ho-ho-ho, it still slaps!" Mick: "Hit it, Lincoln!" [Lincoln pulls out his shirt and fires a disc from his utility belt as it fires through the chandelier's strings. The strings snap, and the chandelier falls on top of the Earl, trapping his body completely. The Earl tries to free himself, but it's useless.] Earl:[in defeat] "Oh, crumpets." Lincoln: "Haha! We did it!" Lisa: "Ah, kudos, but we're still about to perish." [The cage has lowered to the alligators' pit as the alligators gnaw on the the cage. The Louds look down at that, before Luna pulls out Mick's guitar pick.] Luna: "Mick, catch!" [She throws the guitar pick to Mick.] Mick: "Me tiny trooper pick, Brilliant." [He catches it with his teeth and uses it as a door pick to free himself from his shackles. Mick then grabs the remote and presses a button, causing the Louds' cage to raise up from the alligator's clutches as one of them falls back on the water. All three of them groans in unison. The cage lands back down safely, before it opens, freeing the Loud family as they sigh in relief, The family then walks over to Mick as Mick approaches the Louds'.] Lincoln:[To Luna] "How'd you know that pick will work? Luna:[Pulls out Mick's autobiography] "Mick's book. He once broke out of another number one fan's basement with one of those babies." Lynn Sr.: "This has happened to you before?" Mick: "What can I say? I'm in high demand."
[Outside the fortress, Earl is dragged into a police car with three of X's agents as one of them closes the door. X stands in front of the Loud family, truly impressed with their work.] X: "I'm sorry. I underestimated you, Agent Loud." [Lincoln elbows his arm in excitement before spreading his arms wide.] Lincoln: "Yes! Back to Agent Loud!" X: "You saved Mick and your family, all because you followed your instincts. That's exactly what we look for in our agents. If you're interested, we got an spot for you at the Interspy Training Academy." Lincoln: "Really? Thank you! Mom, Dad, Can you ship my stuff?" X: "Once you turn 18." [Lincoln immediately realizes it and putting his arm on his head.] Lincoln: "Oh, right, That makes sense." [As he does, Lincoln hears the same strange sound again.] "Huh?" [He turns around, and realized that X and his agents have mysteriously disappeared once more, leaving a gust of wind blowing in silence.] "Can't wait to learn how to do that!"
[Back at the Royal Castle, the knighting ceremony is in progress as Mick stands in front of the King with a large crowds standing in between before Mick kneels on their right knee in front of the King] King: "I dub thee Sir Mick Swagger." [The King then dubs Mick by laying a bare sword blade on the knight's right shoulder, then the left.] Mick: "Thanks for not giving me a haircut." [chuckles] [The Loud family gives an applause before Mick approaches them.] Mick: "I'm so grateful to you lot for saving me bum. I'll tell you what, go see the rest of Europe on me, I'll pay for the whole trip." [The Loud siblings cheers in excitement, before they all hugging Mick tightly and freeing him from the embrace.] Mick: "Now it's time to play my new favorite song. After all, I do owe it my life." [Mick walks to the stage and grabs a microphone before knocking it lightly with his finger. The crowds all cheer up for Mick as he's ready to sing a song. Mick pulls out his electric guitar and calls Luna to join.] Mick: "Luna, you mind playing with me?" [Luna laughs in joy as she heads on stage and grabs one of Mick's guitars, ready to sing with Mick.]
Luna and Mick: ♫ I made a little dance and there ain't nothing to it ♫ ♫ It's called the Swagger Stagger and I'll show ya how to do it ♫ ♫ Now listen very carefully and do as you've been taught ♫ ♫ So you'll end up in the perfect spot ♫
[The crowds, including the Loud siblings, jam to the beat as they're ready to do the dance.]
♫ Now stagger to the left, stagger to the right ♫ ♫ Stagger like you woke up in the middle of the night ♫ Mick: Alright!
[The Loud siblings stagger to the left, then stagger to the right before making some poses before they stop to see their dad, still dancing. Lynn Sr. accidentally staggers a bit too far to the right, his hip bumps the King out of a window as he falls out and landing him in a puddle. Lori, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Rita look out the window too.] Lori: "Dad, that was the King." Lynn Sr.: "Okay, everyone on the bus. Our trip starts now." [leaves] [The other Louds hastily rush out of the castle. The end.]
