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[Casagrande Apartment. Ronnie Anne has packed what seems to be a sleeping bag, and is humming when she bumps into her cross grandparents.] Ronnie Anne:[grunts] "Uh, can I just get to the door?" [Which is blocked by her Abuela and Abuelo.] Hector: "Sergio tells us you're camping in Great Lakes City Cemetary tonight." Rosa: "Mis bebes? At a cemetary? At night?!Nunca!" Hector: "Much too scary for kids." Sergio: "*Bawk!* Even for me!" Ronnie Anne: "Well, that's the point. Legend has it forty years ago, a group known as the Fearless Four spent the entire night in the cemetary. No one's been brave enough to do it since. Until tonight." [Carlos and Maria are on the couch, the former on a book and the latter munching on popcorn.] Ronnie Anne: "And Mom gave me permission." Rosa: "Well, I'm her mom and I didn't give her permission to give you permission." Maria: "Oh, come on, Mama. You let Carlos and me go when we were kids." Carlos:[closes his book] "Heh! Maybe you'll make it longer than we did. Maria couldn't last an hour." Maria: "Oh -- Me? You wanted to leave." Carlos: "Daw -- guuuuh, pretty sure that was you." Maria:[pushing Carlos' book off the couch] "I really don't think so." [One brief moment of pouting later, and the two engage in a cat fight.] Maria: "You gonna cwy, huh?! Gonna cry, widdle baby boy?" [Carlos displays tearful eyes, then...] Carlos: "MOM!!" [Rosa sighs in exasperation; Ronnie Anne is confused.] Rosa: "Aye..." Ronnie Anne: "Ugh. Come on! You let them go." [begging] "Please? Por favor?" [She displays puppy eyes, which she shows Hector.] Ronnie Anne: "Pwease?" Hector:[now making puppy dog eyes of his own] "Oh, no! She's using her puppy dog eyes!" [Ronnie Anne whimpers like a saddened dog.] Hector: "Must... look away!" [takes one look at a now-tearful Ronnie Anne] "Can't... resist!" [giving in] "Okay, mija, fine... you can go." [Ronnie Anne is jumping in joy.] Ronnie Anne: "Thank you, thank you!" [Gives her Abuelo a kiss.] "Gracias!" [She runs out, overjoyed; Rosa and Sergio have been watching, and are not pleased. Hector laughs nervously.] Sergio: "You're a weak man."
[At the cemetery, the kids have arrived.] Ronnie Anne: "Everyone ready to brave the haunted cemetery?" [laughs evilly, shining a flashlight on her face] [The other kids laugh at this.] Casey: "Yup! I brought my dad's night vision goggles." Sameer:[coming out of the tent] "I brought two pairs of underwear." Nikki: "Got my spell book to ward off gnarly spirits." Laird: "And I brought my security blanket! I'm fearless with this thing." [A hoot startles Laird, who takes cover.] Sid: "Come here, Gail!" [Gail perches on her arm] "My mom's taking care of Gail. She said he can keep watch for us all night." [The owl's head turns 360 degrees, then hoots.] Sid: "One hoot means the coat is clear; no ghosts, zombies or werewolves." Laird: "What does two hoots mean?" Sid:[sinister] "RUN."
[Some time later, Gail is on guard; his head turns again, and hoots once. Inside the tent, the kids are doing numerous activities; Ronnie Anne throws a chip across the tent, and Sid catches, and eats, it.] Ronnie Anne:[gasps] "See? This isn't so scary." Laird: "Y-yeah!" [taking his blanket] "Maybe I don't even need this." [He tosses it away with a confident smile; then is startled by the wind blowing and what looks like an arm. With that, he ducks under his blanket, whimpering; Sid and Nikki laugh at this.] Ronnie Anne: "Oh, come on, Laird. It's just the wind." [She is about to eat a chip; the moment she bites into it, a ghoulish voice is heard from outside. Her eyes dart across the tent as it speaks...] Ghoulish Voice: "Oooooh~! You better leave~!" Laird: "The wind is suddenly very articulate..." Casey: "M..maybe someone should check it out." [To decide who goes out, the kids do a...] Kids: "DIBS NOT!" [...which startles Casey, and he touches his nose last.] Casey: "DIBS NOT!... Gah..." [Ronnie Anne pushes Casey out of the tent.] "Did I say, uh... "check it out?" I was kidding! C'mon, you know I like to joke! People are always calling me 'Casey the Kidder'! Heh heh... heh..." [Ronnie Anne pokes her head out of the tent and bops her nose; reaffirming Casey has to check it out.] "Ugh... Fine, I'll go." [Casey exits the tent perimeter.] "Aw well. At least I have these night-vision goggles." [He sneaks around.] "Anyone out here?" "AAAAAH!!" [turns around to see no one there] "Oh... Ha ha. Nice try, guys." [the finger pokes him again] "AAAAAH!! This isn't funny..." [We see the skeleton is lying on a gravestone.] "Uuhhh... Aren't skeletons supposed to be in the ground?" [The skeleton stands up.] "And they're definitely not supposed to be WALKING!!" [He throws his goggles at it; it doesn't work, so he bolts out of the cemetery, terrified and screaming for dear life. Back inside the tent, the kids hear Casey's screaming.] Nikki: "Did you hear that? It was Casey!" Laird: "Maybe something got him!" Ronnie Anne: "Or he's just trying to scare us. He said people call him Casey the Kidder." Sameer: "No one calls him that." Sid: "Someone should go look for him!" All:[touching their noses] "DIBS NOT!" [look at each other and realize...] Nikki: "Ugh, it's a tie! What do we do now?" Laird: "Uh, none of us go?" [the others glare at him] "Huh?"
[One screen-wipe later, the kids are looking for Casey.] Ronnie Anne: "CASEY!" Sid: "Where are you?" Nikki: "It's us!" Laird: "Come on out, Casey!" Sameer:[suddenly stops] "Look!" [points at...] Ronnie Anne: "Casey's goggles!" [picks them up] Sameer: This is bad!" Nikki:[suddenly giggles, then clears her throat] "Sorry. I giggle when I'm nervous." [Ronnie Anne is unamused, she looks ahead and sees the path leads in two directions] Sid: “Hmm… If I were running for my life, which way would I go?” Ronnie Anne: “Maybe we should…” Sameer: “Don't say it.” Ronnie Anne: “Split up.” [She, Sid a Laird go right] Sameer: “Ronnie Anne! I said don't say it.” Nikki:[Giggles again] “We're doomed.”
[Sameer and Nikki walk along looking for their friend] Sameer: “Casey!” Nikki: “Bro!” [There's a hissing and the two are approached by a giant spider. They yelp] “Wait, it's cool, I have a spell for this.” [Gets out her spellbook and reads] “Half a cup of butter. Porcini mushrooms.” [Realizes and groans] “This is my mom's cookbook.” [The spider hisses at them again and they run out of the cemetery in tears] Sameer: “I'm gonna need more underwear!”
[In another part of the cemetery, the crows starts cawing, the fog rolls in, and the three remaining friends hold each other] Laird: “Why am I here? I don't care about breaking records. I care about normal things, like making my bed, scrapbooking and doing the Sunday crossword with Grandpa Mervin.” Sid: “It's OK, Laird, it's just fog. Plus, Gail is looking out for…” [Gail returns and hoots twice] Laird: “You heard the bird! Run!” [Laird makes a run for it] Ronnie Anne: “Laird! Wait!” Sid: “Maybe we should go too.” Ronnie Anne: “We can't go. We have to find the others and make history.” [They hear more noises and see the zombie, spider and skeleton approaching. They grab each other and scream] Sid: “Can we make history for the shortest time here?” Ronnie Anne: “Done!” [And on that note, the remaining two and the owl all run away. Back in the cemetery, the spider zombie and skeleton are standing there] Hector: “They're all gone.” [Takes the zombie mask off] “Adiosito.” [Rosa takes off the spider mask and the skeleton is actually a string puppet being controlled by Sergio, who laughs. Vito comes out of the bushes with a fog machine and joins his friends] Rosa: “We did it! Our record is safe! Forty years and going strong. Now we can eat.” [Takes out a tamale in all eight hands] Vito: “No one dethrones the Fearless Four!” [The geezers all laugh in triumph]
[The next morning, Carlos and Maria are on the couch and Sid and Ronnie Anne are on the floor. Hector, Rosa and Sergio innocently walk in] Hector: “How was your, uh, night in the cemetery, muchachas?” Sergio:[Squawks] “Did you, um, make history?” Ronnie Anne: “No, it might have been the scariest night of my life.” Sid: “I may never sleep again.” Ronnie Anne: “You were right, it was too scary okay.” Sid: “We didn;t even make it until midnight.” Sergio: “Tell me about it.” [Rosa shuts Sergio's beak] Carlos: “It's okay, Ronnie Anne, at least you lasted longer than your mom.” [Maria gets annoyed and throws Carlos' glasses across the room. He goes to get them] Sid: “Anyway, tonight is gonne be different.” Rosa, Hector & Sergio: “Wait, what?” Ronnie Anne: “Yeah, we're all going back to try again.” Rosa, Hector & Sergio: “Wait, what?” Maria: “Come, mija, we can help you two pack up.” [She and Carlos take the girls away] Rosa: “These kids are tougher than we thought. Andale, let's get ready for round two. And make it even scarier.” Sergio:[Squawks] “Hope they pack their chonies.” [They all laugh diabolically. And are joined by Vito, out of nowhere] Vito: “Hey, what are we's laughing about?”
[That night, back at the cemetery, the six friends are setting up there tent] Ronnie Anne: “Everyone got their safety gear?” Sid: “Gail's ready.” Casey: “Goggle's on.” Nikki: “Spell book, check.” Sameer: “Extra undies.” [Holds up six pairs] Laird: “And I'm wearing diapers.” [Everyone is just disturbed by this. Gail hoots] Sid: “Even Gail brought his own safety blanket.” [Gail holds it out and sucks his talon while holding it] Laird: “I knew we had a connection.” Ronnie Anne: “Remember, we stick together and we're not leaving for anything tonight.” [Everyone agrees and they all go into the tent. In the bushes nearby, the Fearless Four are getting ready] Hector: “Okay, Vito, time to start howling.” [Vito gargles some water, spits it out, and clears his throat. He's about to howl, when someone else does it first] Vito: “Hey, oh, that's my line.” Hector: “Wasn't me.” Rosa: “Aye, it's just the wind. Come on, Vito.” [He clears his throat, and they hear the howling again] Hector: “Aye, madrecita.” Vito: “Ah, what's that!” [Jumps into Hector's arms] “Hold me!” Hector: “Vito, calm down. There's nothing to be afraid of.” Sergio:[Freaks out] “Except that guy!” [A vampire sits up out of a coffin and hisses. The Fearless Four scream] Hector: “Run!” Vito: “Forget this place.” Rosa:[Grabs them] “Comares! We can't just leave!” [Rips off the spider costume] “We have to save the children.” [Inside the tent, the kids are a little scared, but especially freak out when Rosa rips the tent out of the ground] Ronnie Anne: “Abuela?!” Hector: “Come on Mija! We have to run!” [Everyone runs for it] Ronnie Anne: “What are you all doing here?! What's going on?!” Rosa: “We'll explain later. Hurry, the cemetery is alive!” [The vampire is still chasing them, the kids see this and freak out] Sameer: “Oh man!” [Starts throwing the extra underwear out of his pants, which Nikki has to duck under] ”There's not enough underwear in the world for this!” Nikki:[Gets her book out] “I definitely got the spellbook this time.” [looks] “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell.” [Groans] “That's my science book!” [Throws it away. It knocks the blankie away from Gail, which lands on Vito] Vito: “Ooh! Hey! Help! Who turned out the lights?!” [Falls into a grave] “My bombito.” [The vampire is still chasing them] Ronnie Anne: “Quick, let's hide in this crypt.” [They all run inside] “I think we're safe in here.” [There's a growling behind her and a werewolf pops out] Hector: “No, we're not.” [Pushes everyone out “Move! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale!” [The vampire is blocking the exit. Seeing that they're trapped everyone screams. The wolf growls and comes closer. Hector, and Rosa, who is holding Sergio, are prepared to sacrifice themselves] Rosa: “Take us! Not the niños!” Sergio:[Tries to fly free, squawks] “Speak for yourself!” [The kids start laughing, except for Laird] Hector: “What's wrong with you kids? How can you laugh right now?” [The vampire says something] Maria: “Because payback is sweet.” [The vampire and werewolf get closer and take their masks off, revealing to be Rosa and Hector's hija and hijo] Everyone Except Laird: “We got you!” Rosa: “Que? What's going on here?” Ronnie Anne: “We know it was you scaring us, we figured it out last night.” [Flashback to the Casagrande apartment where Maria is comforting her hija] “Mom, it was so scary. There was a skeleton and a zombie and a spider!” Maria: “It's okay, mija.” [She and Carlos realize something] “Wait... Carlos, isn't that what scared us when we were kids?” Carlos: “It is.” Sid:[Eating a tamale] “It was so scary, I'm not gonna sleep for weeks.” Ronnie Anne: “Sid, where'd you get that tamale?” Sid: “The spider dropped it.” [The wrapper reads 'MADE BY ROSA'. Carlos, Maria and Ronnie Anne gasp, followed by Sid, who keeps eating. End of flashback] Hector: “Rosa, your tamales gave us away.” Rosa: “You weren't complaining when you were stuffing your face.” Ronnie Anne: “Anyway, we realized it was you who scared us.” Carlos: “And us. I mean, uh, Maria.” Maria: “Oh you wish.” Ronnie Anne: “So my friends and I teamed up with Mom and Tío Carlos to get you guys back.” Laird: “We did?” Ronnie Anne: “Laird, I thought you knew?” Laird: “No! No one tells me anything! I've been genuinely terrified all night.” Sid: “Gail, you were supposed to tell him.” [Gail shrugs] “He says, my bad.” Rosa: “It's true, we didn't want our record broken.” Hector: “Maybe we were being too competitive. But you got us good kids.” Carlos: “And grown ups.” Hector:[Laughs] “Yeah, good job son.” Sergio:[Squawks] “I wasn't scared.” [Carlos holds the mask up again] “Mommy!” [Flies away] Rosa: “Aye, it's late, let's go home.” [Ronnie Anne opens the crypt, and sees that the sun is rising] Ronnie Anne: “You mean early, look, we made it all night.” [Everyone exits and sees that it's true] Hector: “And we did it together.” Maria:[Laughs and starts noogying her hermano] “That's the only way Carlos could have done it.” Rosa: “Now all three generations have made it into the history books.” Hector: “The Fearless Four become the Fearless Twelve.” [Suddenly a hand reaches out of a grave nearby. Everyone screams] Sergio: “More like the Fearful Twelve! Let's scram!”
[Fearing for their lives, everyone flees the cemetery. But the hand actually belongs to Vito, who was digging himself out of a grave. He looks around] Vito: “Oofa doofa! How'd I get over here?”
