Lori and Leni give Lucy a taste of her own medicine.
"We're here to watch VoM."
"Why is he literally so dreamy?"
"That's Griselda, the other main character."
"That was literally amazing."
"How excited are you for the new episode."
Lori and Leni sigh dreamily.
"Hey guys, now that we're all, um, 'VoM heads', you have to join me in all of the super fun pre-show rituals."
"You have to look the part with a full vampire makeover."
"Do we have to look so sickly?"
"Look how good they look."
Lucy covers Edwin's eyes.
"Wait, is that my missing jelly sandal under the couch?"
"And Lucy, I found your creepy dolls!"
"We should def do this every week."
"Next, you have to watch the show as a vampire would, in one of these."
"Wait, I know, decorative throw pillows, they'll add support, and a little zhuzh."
"This is an absolute must, toasting every new episode with a refreshing glass of homemade blood."
"I don't know if I can handle this."
"Wait, beet smoothies! They look just like blood, but now they're delicious and full of antioxidants. Yay!"
"Oh yeah! Yo, Uncle Eddie, wanna play some corn hole."
"I don't show up in these."
"Eh, Not since Tristan's been on it."
"How would you like to help me get rid of him?"
"Okay, pretty good guys, we got forty-five signatures and fifteen pieces of candy from people who thought we were trick-or-treaters."
"You know what to do Fangs, and no biting."
"Check out the shirts we made, 'TEAM TRISTAN'."
"Don't worry, we made team Edwin shirts for you guys."
"Garlic?! Are you serious?"
"Or instead of a workout, eh, how about we walk along the misty, slippery, cliffs of Melancholia?"
"Dude, this mist feels like a built in airbrush filter."
"It's cool Uncle Eddie, just gotta take this selfiiiiieeeeeeee......!"
"Oh no, not Tristan, the horror."
"We did it Edwin. Should we celebrate with some early Halloween candy?"
"Why does something feel amiss?"
"No more selfies, or protein shakes, or dreaded bro hugs, and yet I feel a twinge of remorse."
"He only wanted to spend time with family.
"And I am a cold, selfish sister."
"and Lisa wanted my used tissue."
"Lori, Leni, will you please watch Vampires of Melancholia with me?"
"But the reason we stayed is because its been so much fun, sharing it with you."
"Griselda? You're back too?"
"We crossed paths in the underworld, bringing him back with me was a snap, well, more of a bite."
"Guess my protest didn't affect the show after all."
"Am I crazy? Or is Tristan even cuter as a vampire?"
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