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The following is a transcript for the episode "Feast or Family".
Script
[It's a typical day at the Loud House, Lincoln is reading a comic, Leni on the couch painting her nails, Luna playing with her guitar, Lynn laying on the couch with her dirty socks emitting a green stench from them, Lucy sitting next to Leni and Lynn with a small box, Lana playing tug-of-war with Charles with a bone, Lily playing with blocks by smashing the purple and yellow together and finally Lynn Sr. playing his cowbell while dancing to the sound. Just then Lynn Sr. starts to smell something]
Lynn Sr.: “What's that smell?”
Leni: “Oh, I just put on a fresh coat.”
Lucy: “I have a few things decomposing.”
[Lucy opens the box to reveal three bats coming out of it and a purple haze admitting from the box, then she closed the box]
Lynn: “Ah, just airing out the dogs!”
Lynn Sr.: “Um, okay... well, it’s not Leni’s nails, or rotting flesh,” [Lynn Sr. gags at the thought] “it’s definitely not feet. This smell is...” [he sniffs the air] “divine. Huh?”
[Lynn Sr. begins floating out of the living room and into the kitchen towards the smell, where it is revealed that Luan is making something, with Mr. Coconuts sitting on the counter next to her.]
Lynn Sr.: “Luana Banana, it’s you?”
Luan: [Turns around with an unenthused expression, holding a sandwich on a plate] “Oh, hey Dad.”
Lynn Sr.: “Is that a Monte Cristo sandwich? On brioche?”
Luan: [Rolls her eyes] “Aww, I messed it up.” [Holds up the piece of bread] “It’s supposed to be on bread.” [Throws the sandwich away, hitting Mr. Coconuts and knocking him over. Lynn Sr. screams and dives, catching the sandwich.]
Lynn Sr: “No, brioche is bread. It’s French!” [Gets up] “Hey, what’s the occasion?” [Realizes, and holds up the sandwich to inspect it] “Wait, this isn’t a trick sandwich, is it?”
Luan: [Sighing] “No, we picked electives in school, and I got locked out of my top two choices.” [Counting on her fingers] “Advanced Punning, and To Hee Hee or not to Hee Hee, the Philosophical Joke in You. And now I’m stuck taking Intro to Cooking, and I can’t imagine a more boring class."
Lynn Sr.: [Eating Luan’s sandwich] “Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And I can’t imagine a more delicious sandwich! Luan, you have some real talent!”
Luan: [Skeptical] “Really? I don’t know much about food. Comedy is more my bread and butter. [Laughs] “Get it?”
Lynn Sr.: [Laughs] “Good one, honey! Actually, cooking is a lot like comedy. A balance of creativity and performance. Just give me a chance to show you how much fun cooking can be! It’s always been my dream to share my passion with one of you kids!”
Mr. Coconuts: [To Luan] “What do you have to lose?”
Luan: “I’m in!”
Lynn Sr.: [Accidentally spitting on Mr. Coconuts] “Woohoo!”
Mr. Coconuts: [Shaking to get the spit off] “Ugh! Say it, don’t spray it, pal!”
[For her first project, Lynn Sr. is wearing a chefs hat and takes out a matching one]
Lynn Sr.: "Here we go, matching chef hats." [Puts it on his daughter] "You gotta look good to cook good."
Mr. Coconuts: "Hey, what about me?"
Lynn Sr.: "Nuh, kay, uh..." [Looks around. He takes a coffee filter and blows it up, making a makeshift chef hat, he puts it on Mr. Coconuts] "Here you go."
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