"This here is chicken manure."
"Alrighty then. Y'all ready to have some fun?"
"Dude. Look what you're missing. A make your own sub station."
"I'm planning on beating your cannonball splash record tonight."
"I can believe we're missing this."
"I don't know, guys. Lying gives me stomach aches."
"That done tucker me out."
"This is even better than the party Andrew threw when he got his braces off."
"Anyone got gold or silver?"
"Anyone got some extra swimsuits we can borrow?"
"I can't be seen like this."
"Time to lay down some intergalactic grooves."
"Hey! Look who just showed up for the cannonball contest!"
"The cannonball contest is on!"
"What's wrong with his face?"
"People were texting me from the party, too."
"I thought we were having a good time here, so I didn't say nothing."
"That's just a little country humor."
"But seriously. Don't cross me again."
