"Do you believe in ghosts?"
"Join me, Hunter Spector, spectre hunter, leader of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters, or...ARRGH!
"The live season finale..."
"...of the greatest show EVER!"
SpongeBob and Patrick make a cameo in Lincoln's flashback...
"But tonight, I have a plan."
"This is Cadet Clyde. I read you loud and clear! I'm so excited! We finally get to watch ARGGH together."
Clyde with a poster of Lori.
"It's time to put Operation Distract My Sisters So That I Can Get to the TV First and Watch the Special Live Season Finale of ARGGH and Think of Shorter Name For This Operation into action."
"Cartoons! Cartoons! Cartoons!"
"Did someone say tea party?"
"Not even if these guys are invited?"
"I was just heading downstairs to watch TV."
"This is totally going to go viral!"
"Hey, Lisa. I saved you a trip downstairs and got that stuff you needed."
"Two minutes to game time! Whoo!"
"Hey, Lynn, check it out. I filled it with helium for the extreme player who demands more."
"I demand more!"
"What, is there a spider on me? Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!!!"
"Worse. There's a zit on the end of your nose."
"I'm a hideous monster!"
"Hey, bro! TV tonight is gonna be ROCKIN'!"
"Or, you can have your very own flashlight rock show in your bedroom."
"Has anyone seen my phone? I need to live-tweet my show!"
Lincoln kissing Lily goodnight.
"Like I said, I might not be the fastest, and I might not be the strongest, but to get all of my sisters out of the way, it pays to have a plan."
"So, you can be happy or sad or whatever that emotion is. And I won't be left in the dark."
"Lisa, Mom and Dad said you're not allowed to use your siblings as experimental guinea pigs anymore!"
"All right, all right! Come on, Luan. Light the way."
"There's something in the basement! I'm not going down there!"
"THERE'S A GHOST IN THE BASEMENT!!"
"Come here, you two. It's okay. There's nothing to be afraid of."
"I will protect all of you!"
""Highly trained student of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters! Or...ARGGH!"
"Cadet Clyde, this is Cadet Lincoln. Forget the plan, I'm going to need backup."
"Cadet Clyde, reporting for duty."
"RED ALERT. RED ALERT. DOES NOT COMPUTE. CIRCUIT OVERLOAD."
"I told you it gets awkward."
"I will now descend into the scariest place in the house:"
"There's nothing funny about this situation. Although, I do like dark humor."
"What's that scratching?!"
"Don't be scared. It's just Cliff the Cat."
"It's just Lily with a full diaper..."
"Cool it, Lincoln. It's not a ghost. It's just our laundry."
"Was that your sister?! RED ALERT. RED ALERT. OVERLOAD. OVERLOAD."
"Guys! I still can't see!"
"Open your eyes."
"First one to the TV is couch commando."
"WOW! That was by far the best episode of ARRGH! ever! I'd hate to be you if you missed it!"
The sisters feel bad for Lincoln.
"But you just lived it. Check it out."
"You know, I may have missed my show. But sometimes, it's not about being there first. Sometimes, it's about being there together. All of us."