"The Loud Family trophy case. My sisters have done some pretty impressive stuff to get in here."
"There are Lynn's soccer trophies..."
"...Lola's pageant crowns..."
"...Lisa's junior Nobel prizes..."
"...even Lily's thumb sucking trophies!"
"And then there's me. I've tried everything to get into this trophy case."
"And the winner of the Little Miss Cutie Pie Pageant is...Liiiiinnn-dsey Sweetwater!"
"With what I have planned, I'm a shoe-in."
"You can't get pulverized, Lincoln!"
"We had a good run, buddy."
"Of course it's not working now."
"Luna, let me explain!"
"Can't hear ya, bro!"
"Leni! Lori! I'm sorry!"
"You literally disgust me!"
"Lana! Lola! Please!"
"You're uninvited to my birthday party FOREVER!" "I wanna slam it too!"
"Guys, come on! I'm your brother!"
"You mean...Comedy Fort Knox?"
"Hey, fifth grade! Lincoln Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when one brother messes up and embarrasses all ten of his sisters? I didn't think you would. But this is how you fix it."
"Oh, and for legal reasons, all videos were provided by Luan Out Loud, LLC. All rights reserved, patent pending. Let 'er rip!"
"Well, Cristina, I can't say I'm surprised you asked me out. I've seen the way you look at me in the lunch line."
"Come on, Cristina. I've thought about it, you've thought about it, why are we fighting this?"
Cristina is appalled to learn about Lincoln's crush on her.
"And just to be clear, we're laughing AT you, not WITH you."
"I thought your sisters' video was embarrassing, but this takes the cake!"
