"🎶 I'm washin' my face, 'cause it makes me feel so beautiful. 🎶"
"Hey look! I'm at a floss for words!"
"I brush my hair exactly 50 times a night to keep it beautiful. 34...35...36..."
"Hey! I had the toothpaste first!"
"No, I did."
"I'll take that."
"Hey! Learn to share!"
Though he just wanted some toothpaste.
"Space, the final frontier." (Nice Star Trek reference, Lincoln!)
You forgot the paste, Lincoln.
"... you gotta deal with the crowds."
"You hear that? Me neither."
Uh, I think you might wanna double check.
"You're always Miss Gloom and Doom!"
"Would it kill you to smile once in a while?"
"It would."
"Lucy and Lynn are going at it...again."
"I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punchline."
"Human subjects seem to be proving Charles Darwin correct."
"I'd hate to get in the middle of this one."
Can I just brush my teeth? , Lincoln thought.
"All right, you can stay. But just for one night."
Looks like Lincoln is going brush-less tonight.
"You know, I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room."
"What do you mean? It's still early, and you have a fun new roommate!"
"It's Lunatic Lynn off the third turnbuckle!"
She needs to do this to fall asleep.
"Thank you for staying at Chateau Lincoln, where we have a one night maximum stay. Thank you."
"Lucy, please make up with Lynn!"
"You're just too good a roommate."
"But what if I was a bad roommate?"
"But we still have school."
"Right. I'll just execute my plan after school."
Lincoln impersonating Lucy
"I like the way you think!"
Lynn moves permanently to the best roommate ever
