"My remote control plane smashed right into Dad's disco ball..."
"...and it broke into a million pieces!"
"The one he got from winning the Royal Woods "Dance Your Pants Off" contest?! He's so proud of that thing!"
"Don't worry, you're not the only one hiding something from Dad."
"I accidentally scratched the car with my rhinestone purse!"
"You think that's bad? Remember the blackout last week?"
"I rather enjoy the darkness. Speaking of which, does anyone know how to get black paint out of lace? I painted Mom's wedding dress for my dark betrothal to Edwin."
"Whatcha guys talkin' about?"
"It's not fair! I never get included!"
"MOM!!!!! THEY WON'T LET ME IN THEIR SECRET SECRETS CLUB!!!!!"
"Top me off, Linkington."
"Maybe I'll go play 'Dress Up' with Mom's wedding gown instead."
"Oh, wait. I can't. Because someone ruined it."
"Luna, can I have the middle?"
"With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there..."
"I'm up to the letter "S".
"Why do chicken coups only have two doors? 'Cause if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Get it?"
"Isn't this fun, everyone?"
Lola's siblings are not having fun.
"Lola knows our secrets..."
"Clearly, we've got a rat."
"So which one of you low-lifes is it?"
"I know who the rat is, and her name rhymes with 'granola'."
"She put a microphone in her tiara and eavesdropped on our meetings!"
"But what do we do about it?"
"She still has all our secrets!"
"But what if we had one of hers?"
"Fat chance. Lola's a pro. She covers her tracks."
"Everyone makes mistakes, even Lola."
"Just 10 more minutes, and I'll have all your cereals separated for you, Lola."
"How about some adult contemporary instead?"
"Almost done with the second coat! Then onto the third!"
Lynn sends a signal to Lincoln.
Lincoln looks in Lola's "diary".
"I said, no sweets before dinner, Mr. Sprinkles!"
"Brr! It's cold in here."
Looks like she's getting suspicious.
Mr. Grouse: "Nice tiara, Loud!"
"What are you doing? Training for a beauty pageant?"
"Oh. Well, good luck with that!"
"Hey. I'm gonna help you. Not because I like you, but because I'm tired of always coming in second place to Lola!"
"Man, that is juicy! And you got some really good dirt on Lola, too."
"Holy shamoley! Who told you about that?"
"Guys! I just saw Lola marching into Mom and Dad's room! I think she's ratting us out!"
"Thank you for telling the truth, sweetie. But you know I have to punish you. You're grounded for a month."
"You guys are off the hook. I took the blame for all the stuff you did."
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room for the next thirty days. Care packages welcome."
"Hey, Lola, you know, we talked it over, and decided...you're in! You've earned our trust!"
"So, you'll never believe what Lynn did!"
