"Or, in the case of our house, two miles per hour!"
"Okay, you've been doing that for ten minutes. What's wrong, Luce?"
"Don't tell anyone, but..."
"...I've been reading this new book series about a werewolf,"
"and it feels like I'm cheating on Edwin."
"But Edwin was her first love!"
"Don't these books sound a little old for Lucy?"
"Of course not, dear. When I was a girl, I read a series about a cute lumberjack."