"Aww, it's so cute that the kids are putting on a play for us!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Loud House Theater Production of "Weekend at Aunt Ruth's"!"
"You waste that and it's litter box duty for you!"
"We'll be so good, you won't even know we're here. We promise."
"What is taking so long? If I don't get my phone I could literally die!"
"Uhh. Fritz. I'd also like a different room."
"Less oil, sweetheart. You're not marinating a chicken."
"Elevator repair huh? I bet that job has a lot of ups and downs!"
"Papa Loud in the house!"
"But which one is the basement?"
"I think our trip might be cursed."
"Don't say that! We still have the TV!"
"What happened to 'You won't even know we're here?!'"
"The balcony is the room."
"The bathroom is also... the room!"
"You wanna tell my boss that?"
"Guys. A little problem with the shower."
"You guys better shake a leg! There's a ghost afoot! Hahahaha!"
"La-oods. I have to ask you to leave."