"Which baker will take the cake, and the trophy?"
"Lana's been driving me crazy."
"Lucy won't keep her bats off my side of the room."
"Her huge hair broke my favorite clip!"
"No, but I heard about it."
"I'm gonna fix my sisters' problems!"
I'm willing to try anything.
This is my last dolly with hair.
"Great. I'll read the questions, then write down your answers. Number one: What's your favorite color?"
"Oh, dang it. I got that one wrong."
"Guys, I've got the results."
"The new roomates are: Lana and Lynn, whose rugged personalities were a 90% match."
"Luna and Lisa, whose explosive personalities were an equally strong match."
"Lola and Lucy, 'cause they both have a flair for the dramatic."
"Luan and Leni, due to their shared love of laughter."
"And lastly, Lori and Lily."
"Does he take O Positive or B Negative?"
"And it's working like a dream."
"Probably just a little glitch."
"If she's so dumb, how'd she find all your protein bars when you were asleep, huh?"
"Brought him into the 21st century. You're welcome!"
"Don't you dare post those!"
"Lincoln's lame test didn't work!"
"We just need to use actual science."
"Uh, how did you get our DNA samples?"
"That doesn't make any sense. We don't even have anything in common."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why am I included?"
"Darn Lisa thinks she's so smart, just because her brain's green!"
"Guess what, Ms. Smarty Pants? There must be a flaw in your testing algorithm because Lily and I are definitely not compatible."
"Oh, dear. This is what we in the scientific community call an oopsie. Everyone matched at over 90%, but it appears you and Lily only matched at 17%."
"Aha! Then this whole thing is bogus, and I'm calling it off! We are switching back."
"We make a great team, Lans!"
"Thanks for letting me bench press you. You're like the perfect weight!"
"Well thank you! Because you're helping me decorate the ceiling!"
"Oh, this should be good!"
"I was going to, Clyde, but they all seem so happy now. I don't wanna ruin it for them, so I'll just have to take one for the team."
