"And that's why I propose we cryogenically freeze Luan for April Fool's Day."
"Oh, come on! She'll maintain brain function. Well, a little." (Lisa, you must be crazy.)
"Lana and I have an idea."
"We call it the Prank-Me-Not Poncho."
Good thing he wasn't outside when that happened.
"I say we post bad reviews of Fanny's Prank Emporium, and force them out of business!"
"Ooh, that's good. We eliminate the supplier, we eliminate the problem."
"Leni, are you even paying attention?"
"Oh, but it costs 500 bucks."
"Someone toss me my checkbook."
"A weekend at Funny Farm's Clown Camp?"
"Well, in this case, I camp wait!"
"Well, guys, this is it."
"I want the blue clown shoes, not the pink ones."
Lynn Sr, how come you're not screaming?
"Dang it. I always do it wrong."
"I rather stay out here than get pranked by Luan."
"I'm okay. I landed in pie."
"And of course she made it rhubarb pie, which I'm allergic to."
"I'm trapped! Save yourselves!"
"And it's bleach. Go on without me. I don't wanna be seen in public like this."