"Hey, buddy."
"Hey, pal."
"And left kick, right stomp-wait, hang on. Oops! Ugh. It goes so fast."
"Don't worry, Clyde. You're doing great."
"Observation number one: friendship seems to require compliments and flattery, whether deserved or not."
"Observation number two: friendship also appears to require casual sport and/or play."
"Look at this dress I found in the hand-me-down from Aunt Ruth!"
"Observation number three: friendship requires the sharing of goods and commodities."
"Observation number four: friendship requires common interests."