"This Saturday at the Chortle Portal."
"Did you guys hear that the lipstick and the eyeliner got in a fight?"
"Ivan to suck your blood."
"Thank you all for coming to my tea party."
"Who would like a finger sandwich."
"Finger sandwich? I was hoping for toe-fu."
"I can't wait for her Chortle Portal thing to be over."
"Did you say piece of cake?"
"Fine, if you're not gonna help me, I'll just go ask Lola."
"Luan's been acting really weird."
"In fact, I'm out of the comedy game."
"What? Why would you give up the thing you lived most?"
"You don't have to make excuses, Lincoln. I get it. I'm not funny. I'm annoying. In fact, while you have that trash bag..."
"Funny nose and glasses, trash."
"Whoopee cushions, trash."
"If I'm annoying to my own family, think how annoying I'd be to an audience full of strangers."
"Why? Is it going to explode?"
"She wrote about it in her diary! Probably!"
"Uh-oh! I dropped my banana peel! I wouldn't want anyone to slip on it!"
"I just made six cream pie, but I can't think of what to do with them."
"You could eat two, I guess, and then send the rest to charity."
"Man, I'd been practicing my rimshot all day! If only I had a reason to bust one out."
"Pretty wet, but I think it's clearing up."
"We're gonna skip the jokes and go straight to the laughs."