"Really? I thought the Native Americans gave the pilgrims corn."
"I can't focus at all today."
"Will the following students please report to the principals office, Mack and Chaz."
"It's mac 'n' cheese!"
"♫ Today's the big day! Just got to chill the Duck Liver Pâté. ♫"
"I love that confidence, honey. When is the investor getting here?"
"Here, try this Foie gras foam!"
"It's just air... in a jar."
"Well, I like the hunk who made those noodles and I think anything he cooks is delicious."
"Can you say that again when he's here?"
"Mac and cheeeeeeese..."
"Two bites!? I saved three!"
"All right, which one of you vultures swiped one of my mac 'n' cheese bites?"
"I'm not saying it was me. But if I did take one, I only did it 'cause Lola ate the rest of Dad's tater tot bake."
"I'm not copping to eating the tater tot bake, but if I did, it was because Luan ate the last slice of Dad's pie, which I was saving."
"Actually, I didn't eat it. I smashed it in Lynn's face."
"Nobody likes having their leftovers swiped, but we're a big family. You can't expect to protect every little bite of food that you want."
"Oh, can't I?"
Protecting the leftovers[]
"I really want one of those Mac 'n' Cheese bites, but Lincoln's gonna have a conniption."
"OW!"
"So we're protecting our stuff now, huh?"
"Ooh, one of Dad's yummy brownies. But, wait, didn't Luan call this? Well, she won't mind if I just break off a little corner."
"Luan put that there to protect her leftovers?! Well, can play that game too!"
"That's it! You guys really crossed the line this time."
"I'd say that line was crossed when this happened, brah!" "Or this!" "Or this!"
"Ga-ga!"
"Per Lincoln's request, I calculated the refrigerator's cubic footage and divided it into eleven equally sized zones, creating the optimal conditions for what I'd like to call: Dairy Détente."
"And the genius part is that no one can mistake theirs for someone else's..."
"...because they're color-coded."
Awestruck sisters.
"For payment, I will happily accept your last mac 'n' cheese bite." "Not a chance."
Lynn Sr.'s opportunity[]
"Num Num"
The kids step in[]
"Dad, are you okay? We heard a woman yelling."
"No, it's not okay."
"We threw out your ingredients."
"We didn't know they were yours."
"We assume someone was violating the system."
"You kids know I love your creative conflict resolution, but now I have nothing to serve my investor."
"We're sorry, Dad. We never meant for something like this to happen."
"I guess my restaurant dreams are in the toilet."
"How about we serve him some of your leftovers?"
"He doesn't want any of that. He's used to eating the most amazing food in the world."
"But your leftovers are the most amazing food in the world."
