"My last selfie got 100 likes."
"So cute. You've really found your best angle."
"Not to brag, but, I kinda feel like I mastered the selfie."
"Carol Pingrey?! I didn't even know she was on this app!"
"Ugh, typical. Perfect Carol Pingrey has to one-up me in everything I do."
"Don't feel bad, Lori. You sold almost as many cookies as Carol."
"Oh, don't feel bad, Lori. You got almost as many votes as Carol."
"Yay, Lori! You got way more points than Carol."
"Thanks, Leni. But let me explain golf scoring. Again."
"I am not letting Carol waltz in here and show me up again!"
"Umm, could I have my phone back so I can like Carol's photo? I don't wanna be rude."
"I thought you of all people would appreciate the pressure assisted flush."
"Yeah, that's not gonna beat Carol."
"Time for the 'fun in the sun' selfie. Always a crowd pleaser."
"Dang it, Lynn!"
"I'm the one who should be cheesed. You just robbed me of a double."
"I can't change you right now, Lily. Go ask someone else."
"I've cleaned this area for my cemetery."
"Lost in thought selfie."
"Lincoln, move your dumb toy! You're photo-bombing me!"
"Do I know my siblings or what?"
"It's actually literally perfect."
"You got almost as many likes as Carol's."
"That rat!"
"I think it's a Corgi..."
"'Cute, lovable, animals' are my middle name!"
"I thought it was 'Marie'."
Umm, Lola. You're good at photo retouching, right?"
"I think my work speaks for itself."
"This is gonna cost you some serious cupcakes."
"Not now, Bobby, I've got a crisis!"
Look, I'll play a barista, but I'm not wearing suspenders."
"Lincoln, you can take the suspenders off now."
"Actually, they're kind of working for me."
"Picnics are totes trending right now."
"Babe, you know I love picnics, but we live three hours apart."
"Boo-Boo Bear, I'm so sorry."
I have a lot of great things in my life, like a really amazing boyfriend for starters."
"Hi, I'd like to return all this picnic stuff. I don't need it anymore."
"I can't live my life trying to compete with you anymore. Well, enjoy your shopping."
"You think I'm better than you?"
"You made the varsity golf team when we were freshmen. No one else did that. And you have ten siblings who all look up to you."
"This takes like six cans of dry shampoo. And it's still flat."
"Wow, so, all of our competing has literally been pointless?"
