"Hi there, I'm River, and I'll be your check out buddy."
"Hey kids, I was just looking around."
"A parting gift for you, of this moment in time."
"Uh, I mean; wow, work those angles, girl."
"I'm sorry, but I had no choice; I needed my bedtime cookie and the supermarket is the only place on the block that's still open."
"Bobby, I got your message, you got in more of those amazing tamarindo balls?"
Time to roll out the red carpet.
"Care to sample our spa water? Today's flavour is eye line sky."