"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY?!"
"One, two, three, That's four new dents since last weekend."
"Who let a chicken in the car?!"
"Hey, who's hoggin' the bathroom? I need to get to work!"
"We thought you were in, the bathroom?"
"No, I saw Luan go in there."
"I mean, uh, I think the twins are taking a bath."
”Getting into another accident is one thing, but lying to us is a whole other level!” “Your driving privileges are suspended indefinitely!”