"Sure, honey. Just give me five minutes. Leni and I are gonna practice putting on makeup."
"Sure, son. Just give me five minutes while I give Lynn some baseball pointers."
"Well, you're doing much better, Leni, but you're still venturing into...clown territory."
"Oh, five minutes, honey. I promised Lori I'd take a magazine quiz with her."
"Five more minutes, pal. I promised Luna I'd help her lay down some funky grooves."
"Hey, Dad! I clogged the toilet, so you could teach me how to fix it?"
"Wow! It's finished? Your volcano is awesome, Clyde! I even love how you put people on it."
"Thanks. That's Lori and me. We're climbing down to get married 'cause Bobby fell in and is being devoured by lava."
"Oh, hang on, Lincoln. I'm gonna get Volcano Lori a juice. Running from Bobby's tormented screams has made her thirsty."
"Wow...I always forget how different your house is from mine!"
"Hi, Mr. McBride. Hi, Mr. McBride."
"And the woodpecker said, "That's why I tell knock-knock jokes"."
"Mr. McBride, would you say I'm more an Autumn or a Winter?"
"You are definitely a Summer."
"Literally, right?"
"Lori? My future wife? Here with my dads?! What do I do? What do I do?"
"You blabbed our secret to everyone?"
"No, bro! I would never do that! But...I may have sung it in the shower."
"🎶 Undivided attention / So good, but it can't be mentioned / One-on-one time is totally cool / Hangin' with Clyde's dads after school 🎶"
"Sorry. I was just so amped!"
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to say goodbye."
"I can't find my bedroom."
"Remember, Leni, you're not in your own house."
"No talking during your own funeral."
"Hey, Dad, what did you think of my future bride, Lori?"
"Which one was she? There were so many..."
Harold: "I'm sorry. Frozen dinners were all I could manage."
"Dad, I think you forgot to-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Five minutes, girls. We're helping Lincoln now."
